WEBVTT - FULL SHOW: Mitch celebrates his FAKE anniversary 💝 0:00:12.600 --> 0:00:20.400 Laura, come on there, Hello ladies, High Australia. 0:00:20.560 --> 0:00:23.080 Hello everybody, I'm here, Ty Laura. 0:00:23.160 --> 0:00:28.040 Happy Monday, see into extra coffee. You're exhausted. 0:00:28.320 --> 0:00:30.120 What did you just say? Is it happy Monday? 0:00:30.320 --> 0:00:33.400 Because I so jet flagg still I haven't slept in days, 0:00:33.400 --> 0:00:34.280 not exaggerating. 0:00:34.479 --> 0:00:36.760 This jet lag has like cooked me. You look pretty 0:00:36.760 --> 0:00:39.279 good for someone who's that jet lagged. But that's that's 0:00:39.320 --> 0:00:41.680 the absolute peak of compliments you're gonna get from me today. 0:00:41.880 --> 0:00:45.880 But you look great strict one a day I realized, 0:00:45.880 --> 0:00:47.000 I was like, I'm being too nice to you. 0:00:47.080 --> 0:00:47.239 Now. 0:00:47.479 --> 0:00:49.400 You don't come back from Romania. How many flights to 0:00:49.520 --> 0:00:50.080 Romania too? 0:00:50.159 --> 0:00:50.800 Right? Two? 0:00:50.840 --> 0:00:53.760 But huge layovers so it's like up to thirty hours 0:00:53.760 --> 0:00:56.360 of travel plus the three hours either side. 0:00:56.520 --> 0:00:59.080 But I have learned a new tool is that if 0:00:59.080 --> 0:01:01.440 you can't, the worst thing you can do is force 0:01:01.480 --> 0:01:03.480 yourself to sleep. So I've been up like watching TV 0:01:03.600 --> 0:01:06.600 and whatever else, but I have just been hooked on 0:01:06.680 --> 0:01:09.600 this series on stand. Have you heard of Your Honor? 0:01:10.360 --> 0:01:10.640 No? 0:01:10.640 --> 0:01:11.640 No, I don't know your Honor. 0:01:11.800 --> 0:01:12.840 That's what it's called Your Honor. 0:01:12.880 --> 0:01:15.800 There's two seasons it Originally the first season came out 0:01:15.800 --> 0:01:18.920 a couple of years ago. I love crime, but I'm 0:01:18.959 --> 0:01:21.280 not usually a thriller person, but this is a thriller. 0:01:21.400 --> 0:01:23.680 And what it is is like, it's about this American 0:01:23.800 --> 0:01:27.080 mafia family and their relationship they have with a judge. 0:01:27.880 --> 0:01:30.759 The judge he hang on, it gets, it's hectic, it's 0:01:30.800 --> 0:01:33.280 about the like, it's about the extent that you'd go 0:01:33.360 --> 0:01:36.400 to as a as a parent. So the judge's son 0:01:36.560 --> 0:01:38.679 accidentally does a hit. 0:01:39.319 --> 0:01:41.280 I've heard about this. I've got Brian Cranston in that, 0:01:41.720 --> 0:01:43.360 yesible and he's so good. 0:01:43.400 --> 0:01:44.840 But he does a hit and run and kills the 0:01:44.880 --> 0:01:48.000 mafia boss's son, and then he's trying to protect his 0:01:48.440 --> 0:01:50.920 son from the mafia and it gets all very involved. 0:01:50.960 --> 0:01:53.080 But it's it's brilliant. 0:01:53.160 --> 0:01:54.800 And this is why you're not sleeping. It's because you're 0:01:54.800 --> 0:01:58.360 spending all your time watching TV. Correct Yeah, okay, great, 0:01:58.360 --> 0:01:59.040 but I claim. 0:01:58.800 --> 0:01:59.080 It on that. 0:01:59.120 --> 0:02:00.720 I can't recommend it enough. If you guys are looking 0:02:00.760 --> 0:02:02.600 for a show, stand. 0:02:02.240 --> 0:02:04.320 Good record, Yeah you're on it now and stand. I 0:02:04.360 --> 0:02:06.240 love that. Brit spends one week in Romania and she 0:02:06.280 --> 0:02:08.280 comes back and she's like, I love crime, I love 0:02:08.320 --> 0:02:09.600 criming checks out. 0:02:09.919 --> 0:02:11.200 Actually it's probably. 0:02:10.800 --> 0:02:15.119 Why all right? Next we've got Pickup put down, big gouss. 0:02:15.200 --> 0:02:17.840 Katie Perry performing in the AFL Grand Final this weekend. 0:02:18.160 --> 0:02:21.160 There's drama surrounding her performance. 0:02:20.600 --> 0:02:21.000 Is there? 0:02:21.280 --> 0:02:21.680 Yeah? 0:02:21.840 --> 0:02:23.080 Why are we going to talk about her now? 0:02:23.160 --> 0:02:26.440 Katie's been gagged? No, she hasn't been gagged, your honor, 0:02:26.880 --> 0:02:29.040 she's been gagged. Yeah, I let me tell you about 0:02:29.040 --> 0:02:34.240 it next on the pickup, pick up, Yeah, pick up, 0:02:34.280 --> 0:02:36.120 put down? We do it Mondays and Wednesdays, the big 0:02:36.160 --> 0:02:38.400 topics that Australia is talking about. I bring it to 0:02:38.400 --> 0:02:40.320 you Britain, Laura, and you decide whether we pick it 0:02:40.400 --> 0:02:42.040 up we keep talking about it, or we put it down. 0:02:42.080 --> 0:02:43.200 We never speak about it again. 0:02:43.280 --> 0:02:45.000 What have you got for us today? And it's chruie. 0:02:45.400 --> 0:02:48.399 We don't know how to feel about these girls pick 0:02:48.480 --> 0:02:51.799 Up put down, Senior muck Up days being over? 0:02:53.440 --> 0:02:56.960 Why pick it up? I'm going to say, pick it up? 0:02:56.960 --> 0:02:57.480 Do you know why? 0:02:57.680 --> 0:03:02.440 Because I graduated school twenty one years ago, twenty one 0:03:02.480 --> 0:03:05.520 years ago, two decades and when I was at school 0:03:05.560 --> 0:03:07.800 they canceled our senior muck up so and I survived. 0:03:07.800 --> 0:03:08.480 It was fine. 0:03:08.720 --> 0:03:10.800 So I think if it's been canceled twenty years ago, 0:03:11.240 --> 0:03:14.000 it doesn't surprise me that all this time later, it's 0:03:14.000 --> 0:03:15.680 now been canceled by well, well, a group. 0:03:15.480 --> 0:03:18.200 Of senior girls in Sydney, an elite high school. They've 0:03:18.200 --> 0:03:19.960 ditched the pranks which you normally do at the end 0:03:19.960 --> 0:03:22.120 of your graduation. Yeah, muck up day and you do 0:03:22.160 --> 0:03:25.079 the gender bender costumes whatever. They've now swapped it out. 0:03:25.360 --> 0:03:27.960 Britt you, I'll love this for a senior sunrise where 0:03:27.960 --> 0:03:30.960 all the students wake up at five am. They go 0:03:31.000 --> 0:03:33.400 and watch the sun rise and they hold hands and 0:03:33.440 --> 0:03:36.080 they commemorate the seven or six years of schooling they've 0:03:36.080 --> 0:03:36.600 all shd. 0:03:36.520 --> 0:03:37.240 I'm picking it up. 0:03:37.280 --> 0:03:40.960 If you need to hide behind a door and float 0:03:41.000 --> 0:03:43.320 and throw like glue and flour on your teacher in 0:03:43.400 --> 0:03:45.600 order to graduate to the adult world, I think you 0:03:45.640 --> 0:03:46.120 have issues. 0:03:46.240 --> 0:03:46.440 Yeah. 0:03:46.440 --> 0:03:51.200 I agree. It's very very like life, isn't it. It's 0:03:51.280 --> 0:03:52.200 very toom girls. 0:03:52.680 --> 0:03:55.680 But no, it's really to meals old. I graduated two 0:03:55.720 --> 0:03:56.240 decades ago. 0:03:56.280 --> 0:04:00.240 Now where we Yeah, we're across all right? Pick up down? 0:04:00.280 --> 0:04:02.400 Getting a text from your boss while you're on holidays, 0:04:03.680 --> 0:04:05.680 Why put it down? 0:04:05.960 --> 0:04:08.640 I don't like getting text from the boss when what happened? 0:04:08.720 --> 0:04:11.360 Yeah, it's a viral TikTok a boss has been slammed 0:04:11.360 --> 0:04:14.040 for texting any employee while they're on a holiday, and 0:04:14.080 --> 0:04:15.280 he put it on TikTok. 0:04:15.000 --> 0:04:17.320 Hi Tom, hope you're having a great time on your holes. 0:04:17.520 --> 0:04:19.440 No need to reply right now, but I just want 0:04:19.520 --> 0:04:21.279 to keep you in the loop. We had a visit 0:04:21.320 --> 0:04:24.080 from the area manager. Andy's pissed about our numbers. I 0:04:24.120 --> 0:04:25.800 think you're going to have to have some really tough 0:04:25.839 --> 0:04:28.479 meetings when you're back. Oh my god, have you said 0:04:28.520 --> 0:04:29.320 not is holiday? 0:04:29.720 --> 0:04:29.880 Hi? 0:04:30.000 --> 0:04:32.560 Dave just seen this. This's got me a little concerned. Yeah, 0:04:32.560 --> 0:04:34.919 you're telling me. Shall we have a call? Like I said, 0:04:35.080 --> 0:04:37.080 I don't want you to worry whilst John your break. 0:04:38.200 --> 0:04:39.880 Why did you message. 0:04:39.680 --> 0:04:41.960 That's the worst? What is the point of putting that 0:04:42.000 --> 0:04:43.039 anxiety into someone? 0:04:43.120 --> 0:04:43.320 Yeah? 0:04:43.320 --> 0:04:46.120 I agree, Dave sounds like a terrible manager. Don't don't 0:04:46.120 --> 0:04:47.720 manage the way that Dave managers. 0:04:48.120 --> 0:04:50.680 I agree, all right? Pick up? Put down. Katy Perry 0:04:50.760 --> 0:04:53.360 apparently not being allowed to play any of her new 0:04:53.440 --> 0:04:56.200 music this weekend at the AFL Grand Final. 0:04:57.520 --> 0:05:00.920 Why that's true? Me pick it up? 0:05:01.120 --> 0:05:03.040 But the old music is better? Am I allowed to 0:05:03.080 --> 0:05:03.919 say that it's better? 0:05:04.120 --> 0:05:06.560 But why How can you say to someone that they 0:05:06.560 --> 0:05:07.479 can't sing. 0:05:07.320 --> 0:05:09.320 Their new music. A footy journalist has revealed that the 0:05:09.360 --> 0:05:12.960 AFL apparently asked Katie Perry to only play her biggest 0:05:12.960 --> 0:05:15.120 songs from her discography. They wanted to play like. 0:05:15.200 --> 0:05:23.360 Raw, bang up, fireworks, you can't beat it now. 0:05:23.400 --> 0:05:24.680 Of course they want a bit of. 0:05:26.200 --> 0:05:29.160 That raw again, But instead she has requested what about 0:05:29.200 --> 0:05:32.360 I Kissed the Girl? That feels particularly no, No, she 0:05:32.400 --> 0:05:36.360 wants to play which is the new one that hasn't 0:05:36.440 --> 0:05:40.320 been received that well. The thing is, Katie Perry love 0:05:40.360 --> 0:05:44.360 her Her old songs are such absolute bangers, and like 0:05:44.400 --> 0:05:46.360 this one just didn't hit the same. And if you're 0:05:46.360 --> 0:05:48.240 paying a lot of money to have her performance something 0:05:48.279 --> 0:05:50.880 it's not her performance, then I think you could kind 0:05:50.880 --> 0:05:53.320 of potentially dictate what it is that she performs. 0:05:53.680 --> 0:05:55.560 But I also think if you're asking for a performer 0:05:55.640 --> 0:05:58.680 and they have a brand new single slash album out, 0:05:58.720 --> 0:05:59.839 that they shouldn't fee allowed. 0:05:59.680 --> 0:06:02.560 To sing it. But her music, her old music was 0:06:02.600 --> 0:06:02.920 way better. 0:06:02.960 --> 0:06:03.960 They've reached a happy medium. 0:06:04.279 --> 0:06:06.680 She'd be allowed to kiss a girl on station No. 0:06:06.720 --> 0:06:08.920 She'll play one new song and the rest will be 0:06:08.920 --> 0:06:09.679 the greatest hits. 0:06:09.760 --> 0:06:12.800 That sounds like a great compromise from the feedback from 0:06:12.800 --> 0:06:14.560 the new music. I would say that's probably in her 0:06:14.600 --> 0:06:15.159 best interest. 0:06:15.400 --> 0:06:17.880 She's in Australia already, like she could be listening to 0:06:17.880 --> 0:06:18.320 the pick Up. 0:06:18.360 --> 0:06:20.960 Sorry, guess is coming Kylie Minogue? 0:06:22.400 --> 0:06:24.600 What a segue, Brittany, She's. 0:06:24.440 --> 0:06:27.040 Coming on her tour here the new album. She's such 0:06:27.040 --> 0:06:27.440 a queen. 0:06:27.520 --> 0:06:30.359 Yeah, she's iconic. It's the Tension Tour coming to Australia 0:06:30.400 --> 0:06:33.200 for shows nationally. Frontier presale starts I started jest at 0:06:33.200 --> 0:06:36.440 actually Tuesday. All tickets on sale October second. For details, 0:06:36.520 --> 0:06:37.919 head to Frontier Touring dot com. 0:06:37.960 --> 0:06:39.560 She's definitely going to play her old songs and her 0:06:39.560 --> 0:06:40.440 new songs, you. 0:06:40.400 --> 0:06:44.440 Know, but she's can I can I say something? I 0:06:44.520 --> 0:06:46.120 heard a conversation with her the other day in an 0:06:46.120 --> 0:06:48.400 interview where she said, I just feel like I had 0:06:48.400 --> 0:06:49.360 to disappear. 0:06:48.960 --> 0:06:49.320 For a while. 0:06:49.320 --> 0:06:51.760 I thought people were sick of me. I was everywhere 0:06:51.800 --> 0:06:54.159 and I was like, that is so sad that where 0:06:54.200 --> 0:06:55.880 as a country and made you feel like that. 0:06:55.960 --> 0:06:58.160 We love her, Noah, we love Kylie. She's back. A 0:06:58.200 --> 0:07:00.120 double pass sitting on the pick Up website now go 0:07:00.200 --> 0:07:01.760 to our wind page to Pickup dot com dot a 0:07:01.839 --> 0:07:06.040 you win a double all right, back up this, girls. 0:07:06.120 --> 0:07:08.080 I had my one year aniversary with my boyfriend Steven 0:07:08.200 --> 0:07:08.599 last week. 0:07:08.640 --> 0:07:08.839 What. 0:07:09.160 --> 0:07:10.280 Yeah, that's not even true. 0:07:10.320 --> 0:07:11.400 You only started dating. 0:07:11.200 --> 0:07:12.200 Like three months ago. 0:07:12.520 --> 0:07:14.360 Where the god he's been around for twenty minutes? 0:07:15.960 --> 0:07:18.720 Well did you actually, Well, we celebrated our when your anniversary, 0:07:18.720 --> 0:07:20.040 but it wasn't our when you're anniversary. 0:07:20.080 --> 0:07:21.360 Well, well that doesn't make any sense. 0:07:21.440 --> 0:07:24.720 It's the problem. He doesn't listen to these because he's 0:07:24.720 --> 0:07:25.920 twenty two and doesn't know how to turn on the 0:07:26.000 --> 0:07:27.280 radio so I can safely speak. 0:07:27.480 --> 0:07:29.680 It's okay when you make the age jokes, but when 0:07:29.720 --> 0:07:30.960 we make them, you hate it. 0:07:31.360 --> 0:07:35.600 I don't know. So he said, hey, we had our 0:07:35.640 --> 0:07:37.720 first date the first of September, and I was like, 0:07:37.720 --> 0:07:39.120 we did. It was a beautiful first date, and in 0:07:39.200 --> 0:07:41.200 that moment, I'm like, qu I like this guy? And 0:07:41.240 --> 0:07:44.400 then we we weren't official for a solid six months 0:07:44.440 --> 0:07:45.240 from the first date. 0:07:45.440 --> 0:07:48.120 Yeah, well you weren't official. You were very unofficial. You 0:07:48.160 --> 0:07:50.000 were still potentially dating other people. 0:07:50.040 --> 0:07:53.280 Well yeah, loosely, yeah, yeah, yeah, the waters are very 0:07:53.480 --> 0:07:53.840 very much. 0:07:53.840 --> 0:07:54.800 It's very great. 0:07:54.960 --> 0:07:58.760 No, you came overseas with me in that twenty what's 0:07:58.760 --> 0:07:59.240 wrong with you? 0:07:59.400 --> 0:08:01.960 Just in case he is listening and mitche I hooked up. 0:08:02.800 --> 0:08:05.000 Obviously it was what I was going to stop me 0:08:05.080 --> 0:08:07.160 up and Stephen said, hey, let's celebrate our one year 0:08:07.200 --> 0:08:09.400 on the first of September. Because in my eyes I knew, 0:08:09.520 --> 0:08:10.840 I knew you were for me on the first. 0:08:10.800 --> 0:08:11.880 Did you feel like a fraud? 0:08:11.920 --> 0:08:13.880 Were you like, well, even though I know we weren't 0:08:13.880 --> 0:08:16.080 really together, just because we met that day, did you 0:08:16.120 --> 0:08:17.040 feel like you were faking it? 0:08:17.160 --> 0:08:19.400 I just thought, technically it's March, Like if it was 0:08:19.440 --> 0:08:22.119 October or November, I'd be like, sure, jump forward two months. 0:08:22.120 --> 0:08:24.160 But the fact that it's a solid six months early 0:08:24.800 --> 0:08:26.400 she kind of confused me. But then he said we 0:08:26.440 --> 0:08:29.840 need to get gifts for a year gift. At this 0:08:29.840 --> 0:08:30.240 point in. 0:08:30.160 --> 0:08:31.640 Time, I think it's okay. 0:08:31.760 --> 0:08:34.120 You can celebrate whenever you want to celebrate, because no 0:08:34.120 --> 0:08:36.680 one makes the rules around when you should celebrate your relationship. 0:08:36.880 --> 0:08:39.040 But I don't think you can outwardly tell people that 0:08:39.080 --> 0:08:40.320 you've been together for a year. 0:08:40.320 --> 0:08:41.640 It's like trying to it's trying. 0:08:41.440 --> 0:08:43.920 To like get more time, like more cred that's true 0:08:44.000 --> 0:08:45.280 bread relationship. 0:08:46.320 --> 0:08:49.560 No, that's what I did. At the moment I banged 0:08:49.720 --> 0:08:51.280 my now fiance. 0:08:53.880 --> 0:08:57.880 Was irish he's not Irish, He's Swiss. I feel Swiss music. 0:08:58.000 --> 0:09:01.520 It feels very like non banging kind of music. If 0:09:01.600 --> 0:09:02.600 one year, but. 0:09:02.559 --> 0:09:03.840 The moment that we hooked up. 0:09:04.200 --> 0:09:06.040 So we hooked up for one date and I thought 0:09:06.040 --> 0:09:08.080 I would never see him again, right this, britt, this 0:09:08.120 --> 0:09:10.079 is your boyfriend's bend. Ben. 0:09:10.480 --> 0:09:12.079 We thought we would never see each other again. 0:09:12.200 --> 0:09:15.080 But that first day turns out that was we never 0:09:15.160 --> 0:09:17.080 will with anyone else again. We're obsessed with each other 0:09:17.160 --> 0:09:19.360 from the first day, so that became our anniversary. So 0:09:19.400 --> 0:09:23.480 our anniversary is the moment we did the horizontal dancer love. 0:09:23.920 --> 0:09:27.360 I do not want to have the same, Like the 0:09:27.440 --> 0:09:30.080 same reference point for anniversaries is what you guys have 0:09:30.280 --> 0:09:32.720 on My reference point for my anniversary with my husband 0:09:33.240 --> 0:09:36.439 is when he This sounds so stupid to anyone who 0:09:36.440 --> 0:09:39.000 doesn't know, he was the Bachelor a million years ago 0:09:39.280 --> 0:09:41.800 and on the show we stood on like a little 0:09:41.800 --> 0:09:44.680 magical carpet in Thailand and he said to me, Laura, 0:09:44.720 --> 0:09:46.880 I want you to be my girlfriend and I love you. 0:09:47.080 --> 0:09:49.319 And prior to that, he was making out with twenty 0:09:49.320 --> 0:09:51.480 four other women that I lived in a house with. 0:09:51.640 --> 0:09:53.600 So I don't want it to be from the date 0:09:53.600 --> 0:09:55.640 that I met him at. But looking back, I'm like, well, 0:09:55.640 --> 0:09:56.320 look it worked out. 0:09:56.320 --> 0:09:58.240 Okay, Wait, Laura, when is your anniversary with Maddie? Do 0:09:58.280 --> 0:09:59.560 you do your wedding universary? 0:10:00.000 --> 0:10:02.199 You know, we still do the anniversary when the show ended, so. 0:10:02.160 --> 0:10:04.600 We we meet the anniversary is the show ending? Yeah? 0:10:04.600 --> 0:10:07.040 We met in February, right, and then we did three 0:10:07.080 --> 0:10:09.280 months of filming where we all all the girls that 0:10:09.320 --> 0:10:10.880 were on the Bachelor, we all lived in a big 0:10:10.880 --> 0:10:13.839 house together and then they all got like yet it 0:10:13.920 --> 0:10:15.959 out one by one and then at the very end, 0:10:16.040 --> 0:10:19.800 the end of filming was what's that February? End of May, 0:10:20.640 --> 0:10:22.480 and so end of May is when we got flown 0:10:22.480 --> 0:10:24.600 to Thailand for the finale, and that's. 0:10:24.440 --> 0:10:27.400 When he dwindled down to the two. But they choose me, 0:10:27.440 --> 0:10:27.719 so that. 0:10:27.720 --> 0:10:29.760 Night, but then you hid for three months. You couldn't 0:10:29.760 --> 0:10:30.280 be seen together. 0:10:30.360 --> 0:10:32.240 Yeah, but we did long distance though, but we still 0:10:32.280 --> 0:10:35.400 actually we snuck around and we did do a couple 0:10:35.400 --> 0:10:37.200 of cheeky rendezvous during that time. 0:10:37.240 --> 0:10:38.680 It doesn't matter if you've seen each other. And I 0:10:38.760 --> 0:10:41.320 say that because I'm long distance. It's just the yes. 0:10:41.360 --> 0:10:45.320 So I'm feeling very attached. It's the day it don't 0:10:45.840 --> 0:10:50.320 in validaate my relationship. Seen him seven times, I don't 0:10:50.320 --> 0:10:51.160 actually know his name. 0:10:51.200 --> 0:10:53.640 All right, this is my story to start with, and 0:10:53.679 --> 0:10:54.520 now I'm the problem. 0:10:54.559 --> 0:10:54.880 Okay. 0:10:54.920 --> 0:10:55.160 Sorry. 0:10:55.200 --> 0:10:56.800 At the end of the day, image, I just go 0:10:56.880 --> 0:10:57.320 with the flow. 0:10:57.400 --> 0:10:59.400 You don't need to budget for a gift to celebrate 0:10:59.400 --> 0:11:02.040 an anniverse if he really wants that day. 0:11:02.640 --> 0:11:04.000 Ben almost wants to change. 0:11:04.040 --> 0:11:06.640 Like sometimes we talk about changing our anniversary to suit 0:11:06.679 --> 0:11:08.120 when we're going to physically be together. 0:11:08.280 --> 0:11:09.960 Like if we're no, you can't do that. You know 0:11:10.160 --> 0:11:11.360 you're gonna change it now? 0:11:11.480 --> 0:11:13.360 People do. I've got friends that have changed their day 0:11:13.360 --> 0:11:14.600 because it's too close to their birthday. 0:11:15.040 --> 0:11:15.880 Yeah, I've got one. 0:11:15.920 --> 0:11:17.560 What if you met on a leap year, you'd have 0:11:17.600 --> 0:11:19.760 to change it because otherwise you've only been together for 0:11:19.760 --> 0:11:21.400 one year when really it's been quite a long time. 0:11:21.480 --> 0:11:24.439 Poor Yeah fo yeah, true, that's hard. That's tricky. At 0:11:24.480 --> 0:11:26.480 the anniversary, miss thank you sir, And I'm happy. I'm 0:11:26.559 --> 0:11:27.040 very happy. 0:11:27.280 --> 0:11:29.199 Look coming up, I want to talk about something that's 0:11:29.240 --> 0:11:30.160 happening to me at the moment. 0:11:30.280 --> 0:11:32.199 I'm going through a huge parenting milestone. 0:11:32.240 --> 0:11:34.520 My daughter Marley is five years old, and if you 0:11:34.600 --> 0:11:36.800 have a child similar age, you might be in the 0:11:36.800 --> 0:11:39.400 same situation as me, and I did not expect to 0:11:39.400 --> 0:11:40.199 be here already. 0:11:40.640 --> 0:11:42.720 Put it that way, that's what happens when you do 0:11:42.800 --> 0:11:44.920 the dirty five years ago, they turn five. 0:11:45.040 --> 0:11:47.280 Now five years My month's worse than a Right after this, 0:11:47.360 --> 0:11:47.920 I'm the pickup. 0:11:49.160 --> 0:11:52.320 I've hit a point in my parenting journey that I mean, 0:11:52.320 --> 0:11:54.360 it shouldn't come as a surprise, but I truly am. 0:11:54.400 --> 0:11:57.320 I am shocked that I'm here already. And that is so. 0:11:57.720 --> 0:11:59.640 I was at home the other day and last night 0:11:59.679 --> 0:12:01.560 she was danding in the kitchen and she was singing 0:12:01.600 --> 0:12:02.079 this song and. 0:12:02.000 --> 0:12:03.880 I was like, sweetie, that's a really cute song. What's 0:12:03.920 --> 0:12:07.880 that And she goes, Mummy, it's my graduation song. 0:12:08.559 --> 0:12:11.079 So she's only five years old and she's going from 0:12:11.200 --> 0:12:16.199 preschool into kindergarten next year, and they're practicing their graduation 0:12:16.400 --> 0:12:18.280 song and it is the cutest thing I've ever heard 0:12:18.280 --> 0:12:18.920 of my entire life. 0:12:18.960 --> 0:12:19.440 That's what it is. 0:12:19.440 --> 0:12:22.440 I believe that they graduate now like they just had 0:12:22.480 --> 0:12:24.240 to pull us out of the sandpit by one leg. 0:12:24.280 --> 0:12:26.280 They're like, you're out of here after school. There was 0:12:26.360 --> 0:12:29.959 no like procedure, no ceremony. Now it's like a big thing. 0:12:30.000 --> 0:12:32.600 It's like a real orientation into school because we're doing 0:12:33.679 --> 0:12:34.880 I think it is called orientation. 0:12:35.040 --> 0:12:38.280 I don't know. This is Marley singing her graduation song. 0:12:38.960 --> 0:12:40.600 Free Full SI. 0:12:41.960 --> 0:12:47.000 Climb Their Mountain High and so she's got a backup, 0:12:47.520 --> 0:12:54.840 backup dancer star sign. Yes, don't really work out what 0:12:54.880 --> 0:12:55.440 the song is? 0:12:56.480 --> 0:13:01.120 That raining over cop seven right? 0:13:02.320 --> 0:13:02.600 Seven? 0:13:02.640 --> 0:13:04.640 Reason? It's not that guy song? 0:13:04.720 --> 0:13:08.720 Ready what a banger? 0:13:09.280 --> 0:13:11.080 Well, I think we can confirm she's not going to 0:13:11.160 --> 0:13:15.480 like a special art school. Okay, look, she's not going 0:13:15.520 --> 0:13:17.560 to performing arts. It makes me want to cry. 0:13:17.840 --> 0:13:20.400 I honestly, like, you know, I think as a parent, 0:13:20.480 --> 0:13:22.240 you kind of had these little milestones, but you're like, 0:13:22.280 --> 0:13:24.400 oh my gosh, my baby's not a baby anymore. 0:13:24.640 --> 0:13:25.679 And I know she's. 0:13:25.400 --> 0:13:28.280 Only five and she's only going into school. She hasn't 0:13:28.320 --> 0:13:32.280 quite graduated fully yet. But I just like, yeah, don't you. 0:13:32.240 --> 0:13:36.240 Remember that feeling like yourself when we had our graduation, 0:13:36.400 --> 0:13:38.480 Like when you're in year ten or year twelve, the 0:13:38.600 --> 0:13:43.160 feeling is like you laugh now but everyone's crying. You're like, 0:13:43.320 --> 0:13:44.960 my life as I know it is over. 0:13:45.320 --> 0:13:46.360 The good years are over. 0:13:46.400 --> 0:13:48.480 You're never going to see your friends again, like we 0:13:48.600 --> 0:13:51.000 dramatize it so much, not so emotional. 0:13:51.040 --> 0:13:53.160 No, it's not dramatizing. It's the biggest thing that is 0:13:53.160 --> 0:13:57.640 happening in her little life. So when we're in year twelve, 0:13:58.480 --> 0:14:01.480 we're grown ups. Also, though, you kind of look back 0:14:01.480 --> 0:14:02.840 on it and you have this moment where you're like, 0:14:02.880 --> 0:14:05.080 every time you hear your graduation song, it takes you 0:14:05.120 --> 0:14:05.840 back to that moment. 0:14:06.920 --> 0:14:10.080 I graduate. Okay, my graduation song was really dumb. 0:14:10.160 --> 0:14:11.960 I went to an all girls Catholic school, and I 0:14:11.960 --> 0:14:13.840 think we were trying to rebel and we chose I 0:14:13.920 --> 0:14:21.360 have the Tiger. Great graduation songs, the thrill of the fight. 0:14:21.480 --> 0:14:24.359 Did you guys like make it through abausive teaching? Powerful? 0:14:25.600 --> 0:14:27.120 We did it. 0:14:27.360 --> 0:14:29.280 We wore those long skirts and we made it to 0:14:29.320 --> 0:14:29.880 the other end. 0:14:30.040 --> 0:14:30.920 You know what mine was? 0:14:32.040 --> 0:14:34.920 I think very cliche. Do you want to sing it? 0:14:35.520 --> 0:14:38.080 If you want to Green Day, Hope. 0:14:37.800 --> 0:14:40.440 You have the time of your life. 0:14:41.600 --> 0:14:46.160 I'll play it. 0:14:42.240 --> 0:14:53.480 I feel I feel the emotion here, Like that takes 0:14:53.520 --> 0:14:53.920 me back. 0:14:54.000 --> 0:14:56.440 Yeah, but this is like this is like good cliche, 0:14:56.480 --> 0:14:58.120 Like this was everyone's graduation song. 0:14:58.160 --> 0:14:59.360 I have the Tiger. I feel like you're in a 0:14:59.400 --> 0:15:01.880 boxing ring. Well, you know, we have survived school. 0:15:01.880 --> 0:15:03.320 That was gonna be my rhyme? 0:15:03.440 --> 0:15:05.680 Was this ready? This was mine? Year twelve, graduated twenty 0:15:05.720 --> 0:15:12.760 thirteen with Fox Coldplay, Okay, cold Play. 0:15:13.960 --> 0:15:17.200 I know, no, I know it's Coldplay, but I like 0:15:17.320 --> 0:15:20.240 this song is a graduation song of the tiger. 0:15:21.400 --> 0:15:23.200 You can't talk, but you know what else? This was 0:15:23.240 --> 0:15:25.680 also our bell, so this would play at three oh 0:15:25.720 --> 0:15:26.360 six every. 0:15:26.200 --> 0:15:29.240 Day progressive Mine was like ring, was that? Sorry? 0:15:29.280 --> 0:15:30.200 What my bell? 0:15:30.360 --> 0:15:30.440 Was? 0:15:30.480 --> 0:15:33.120 This song? Every day three o six? But we didn't 0:15:33.160 --> 0:15:34.960 have a license, so we could only play twenty seconds, 0:15:35.000 --> 0:15:39.120 so it would just cut out. Wow, wow, progressive school. 0:15:39.160 --> 0:15:40.640 We need to have a pick up, like a pickup 0:15:40.680 --> 0:15:43.040 graduation song. We need to have a song for when. 0:15:42.920 --> 0:15:46.560 We get fired we go out into the world. Yeah, 0:15:46.600 --> 0:15:49.160 it'd be like thank you next and as. 0:15:49.000 --> 0:15:57.680