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Speaker 2: Now.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so Cocktail Emotions argue you the worst line said

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Speaker 3: on this show. That was my best work. Don't know

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Speaker 3: how it's made the title of the show. You've obviously

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Speaker 3: had to say with the audio producer.

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Speaker 4: Absolutely, you know I titled the podcast. You know it's

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Speaker 4: one of my jobs. It's my only job. Yeah, that's

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Speaker 4: why the titles are so tight. But you know I

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Speaker 4: said that during the show. Look forward to that moment.

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Speaker 4: We also talk about it's the best movie game in

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Speaker 4: the beers. Guys, if you're a movie to a tight

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Speaker 4: movie game, it's a tight movie. We play lost the plot.

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Speaker 4: I'm not going to explain it. We do it in

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Speaker 4: the podcast. Just enjoy. Everyone gets to find out what

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Speaker 4: I was known for at school.

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Speaker 3: The gloves, the glove, the glove glove.

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Speaker 4: The return of the glove. I was hoping that people

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Speaker 4: would remove the chocolate and honey sauce.

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Speaker 3: And we don't need to say anymore than chocolate sauce

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Speaker 3: in honey, I should say, but there was a chocolate

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Speaker 3: honey and the sauce.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, there was an incident. There was an incident and

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Speaker 4: a good friend of mine comes on and tells Australia

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Speaker 4: that there, we would be encyclopedia. I would read and

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Speaker 4: I don't read a lot, but I would read the

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Speaker 4: history of Woody at high school. Yeah, it was an

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Speaker 4: interesting tell have a Netflix series that I.

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Speaker 3: Was there for that was an eye witness. There's a

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Speaker 3: few things.

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Speaker 4: Our witness of, not the honey and honeysauce.

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Speaker 3: So Buddy Will hope you.

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Speaker 4: Might have been at the party was done in private.

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Speaker 4: Anyway you can.

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Speaker 3: You can listen to that real well fake animal facts.

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Speaker 3: Will wins again another around a real fake which is huge.

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Speaker 4: Alert.

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Speaker 3: People also enjoy that spoiler alert. What everyone knows I'm

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Speaker 3: going to win. You know, it's like Brazil. You know,

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Speaker 3: he's playing like Honduras or something in the World Cup.

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Speaker 4: Honduras are actually really good.

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Speaker 3: But its Brazil. Yeah you're not You're not bad.

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Speaker 4: We love your games.

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Speaker 3: We love your games, belting, we love your games. He

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Speaker 3: was then just just prodding you by throwing more animal

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Speaker 3: facts back at you.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it actually the whole thing hurt. The whole thing

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Speaker 4: hurt a bit, but enjoy it. Plus, I mean, this

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Speaker 4: is one of the best calls. But on this show,

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Speaker 4: a guy calls his fiance and says that he wants

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Speaker 4: to play a round of golf the morning of his wedding,

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Speaker 4: meaning that the ceremony has to be pushed back an

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Speaker 4: hour and a half. Her reaction was extraordinary. Enjoy, you know,

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Speaker 4: if all the other stuff we've talked about is bored

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Speaker 4: the shit out of you, fast forward about what half

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Speaker 4: a fifteen twenty minutes and you'll get.

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Speaker 3: It as a river. Enjoy, guys, we'll see you tomorrow. Yeah, say.

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Speaker 2: Who and where is Budboddy doesn't.

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Speaker 5: Care what else.

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Speaker 3: I care?

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Speaker 2: Listen, listen, listen big enough to know and everyone it

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Speaker 2: is I will and not what he would say you doing.

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Speaker 4: I'm very very good. Actually, I love the game we

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Speaker 4: played called Lost the plot. I love it. If you're

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Speaker 4: a movie bar, you've got to be here for it's

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Speaker 4: in about twenty minutes and it's the best time you'll

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Speaker 3: It's a great time. You get a bit competitive with it,

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Speaker 3: if I'm being honestly. Got some feedback last week about

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Speaker 3: the fact that you were jumping in with your answers

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Speaker 4: So I think your you know, challenges need to be

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Speaker 4: a bit harder, you know, otherwise it's too easy for

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Speaker 4: me in Australia. That's on you, my friend.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we're going to do that a little bit

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Speaker 3: later on this hour, I was talking about nicknames that

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Speaker 3: have lasted since school. If anybody can beat a woman

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Speaker 3: called Cassandra, who called the show recently, then I reckon,

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Speaker 3: you'll definitely win this one. Haven't listened to this.

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Speaker 6: One day I was at a party and one of

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Speaker 5: Talk to me.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, and he said, are you the girl from Taylor's

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Speaker 3: All right? So three po Andy takes the cake for

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Speaker 3: I'll tell you exactly what that is right up next. Now,

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Speaker 3: i'd love to hear from you right now. If you're

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Speaker 3: a kid, you're a kid, you're in the car on

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Speaker 3: whether it was Mum or dad, have ever ruined your

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Speaker 3: might have been that they put you in the wrong clothes.

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Speaker 3: It might have been that they got you they got

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Speaker 3: you the wrong costume for a party. It might have

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Speaker 3: been that they gave you the wrong haircut. So thirty

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Speaker 3: the mysterious girl in question goes by two names to

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Speaker 3: some people. She's known as Jordan in the modeling industry,

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Speaker 3: but she's also known as Katie Price.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeahere does Jordan come in?

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Speaker 3: Is that just a throw to Michael's stage name? That's

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Speaker 3: her stage name stage just Jordan?

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Speaker 3: Right? What? What? What was she on the stage of?

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Speaker 4: Never on a stage modeling? Maybe modeling? She was on

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Speaker 4: a stage. But she's a photo shoot weapon. We'll call her.

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Speaker 3: She's a photoshoot WEAPONKINI model. Okay, let's let's let's call

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Speaker 3: her what she is. Then let's call the spades bad

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Speaker 3: a photo shoot weapon. That's a photoshop weapon model. All right,

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Speaker 3: Well she's she's with a new new man and anyway

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Speaker 3: that well, she she was with a new man. They

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Speaker 3: shaved into her little boy, little eight year old boy's

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Speaker 3: She's giving him a couple of speedies. Her ex is

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Speaker 3: In his look da yadda, which I imagine would happened

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Speaker 4: The difference and between the sex the sex of his children,

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, it was what is the kid's clothing?

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Speaker 3: He just couldn't tell the between girl's clothing and boys clothing,

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Speaker 4: Interesting, my mind's a lot actually.

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Speaker 3: Thank you. My my haircut though by the same token,

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Speaker 3: there were lots of times when mum, well there was

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Speaker 3: three boys in my family. She went, there's three times

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Speaker 3: I can remember that she tried to cut our hair

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Speaker 3: because it was cheap.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, sure, sure, And how did you end up looking?

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Speaker 4: When she she'd go at the chop.

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Speaker 3: Well, I had a bleeding scalp at one stage because

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Speaker 3: I'll be bleeding, and then we all just get in

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Speaker 3: it out. And then a couple of years later she'd like,

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Speaker 4: Sure we go again, big cycle, big sile constantly.

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Speaker 3: If you're a kid in the car on the way

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Speaker 3: a call. Have your mom and dad ever butchered your

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Speaker 3: appearance or just butchered you like me? If you're ever

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Speaker 3: bleeding from scissors or awesome awesome mar Sharers podcasting, Wow,

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Speaker 3: your kid, you're in the car and your parents have

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Speaker 3: ever ruined your appearance. Please give us a call. We'd

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Speaker 3: love to hear from you. Because there's a woman called

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Speaker 3: Jordan or Katie Price. She runs by both names, apparently

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Speaker 3: tax purposes. How do you do that? Like, how do

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Speaker 4: You have a stage name and you have a real name.

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Speaker 4: I've got a stage name. What's that, Woody, that's your name,

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Speaker 4: But my real name.

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Speaker 3: Is Edward name. Her name is Katie Price. You can't

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Speaker 3: shorten Katie Price to Jordan. Yeah, she just plucked that

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Speaker 3: from obscurity. Yeah, you need to be called like Tim

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Speaker 4: That's not bad. I don't mind that, is it Tim Tam? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: But Madonna, Lady Gaga, people have stage names. Phil get

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Speaker 4: over it now that's true. Let's go to Jacqueline.

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Speaker 3: Let's got a Jacqueline here on before we got a

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Speaker 3: Jacqueline Jordan or Katie Price, whatever her name is. She's

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Speaker 3: given her kids speed stripes, brutalized the poor little boy. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: and that happens to kids, So we're giving them a

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Speaker 3: chance to grieve that. Jacqueline's called Jacqueline. Talk to us.

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Speaker 7: How old are you him?

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Speaker 3: Oh? You're the mom.

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Speaker 1: We said, I'm the mom.

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Speaker 4: I'm not going to.

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Speaker 8: My son.

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Speaker 3: Benjamin on the phone. I've asked Benjamin to call, not you, Jacqueline.

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Speaker 1: Thank you girl, buddy.

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Speaker 3: We're just in the car the loud speaking. H Benjamin,

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Speaker 3: what did your mom.

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Speaker 4: Do to you?

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Speaker 7: One hair in my hair?

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Speaker 3: Hair clips, hair clippers, clippers? Yeah, what happened, Benjamin? That

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Speaker 3: was really yeah. Yeah, we can barely hear you there, man,

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Speaker 3: but it sounds horrible. Sounds like he sounds shattered. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: is he okay?

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Speaker 4: That was it was painful?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think he said it was really awful. Did

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Speaker 3: did you hear painful? Pain was painful for me because

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Speaker 3: my mom tried to give it a go as well.

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Speaker 3: She just went straight up. She made me plead with

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Speaker 3: clippers with clip if you get if you get the

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Speaker 3: old school clippers, you don't know how to use them,

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Speaker 3: the powerful ones you play. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like sheering a sheep, isn't it, because sheep

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Speaker 4: often more. Yeah, that's right with the shed's exactly right.

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Speaker 3: It's all about the budget stuff. My youngest brother, George,

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Speaker 3: actually my mom just refused to cut his hair, so

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Speaker 3: he had like a he had a mullet. I mean

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Speaker 4: That was a good look though the mullet. Back then,

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Speaker 3: Let's go to yardsman high yarsman. Hello, Hi, how old

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Speaker 3: The movie bodies, sunscreen and dog allergies creates serious love triangle.

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Speaker 4: Something about Mary because Woogie is allergic to the sunscreen.

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Speaker 3: The movie is Twilight? Twilight is correct?

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Speaker 4: Well done?

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Speaker 3: See it done out loud?

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Speaker 4: Who's allergic to the wolf? In that? No one's allergic

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Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure you thinking too much about it.

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Speaker 2: Next movie, next movie, next movie. We're gonna do one

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Speaker 3: Older sister steals younger sister's chance at reality TV stardom.

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Speaker 3: flick podcasting. Now we're playing Lost. The plot I'll be

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Speaker 7: And it became lost.

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Speaker 3: Get away from kind of new pitch. Pretty easy stuff.

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Speaker 3: I explained a movie plot really poorly. If you can

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Speaker 3: You've been off, you've never been on.

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Speaker 4: I was straight up fire last week, but this one.

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Speaker 4: So it's an older sister. An older sister ruins a

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Speaker 7: Hit me.

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Speaker 3: Oldest sister steals younger sister's chance at reality TV stardom.

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Speaker 3: So that's that. It's the movie plot, if you can

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Speaker 3: Yeah, let's go to Rachel. Let's go. Let's go to Rachel.

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Speaker 3: Can we I'm not game? She hooks up with the

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's how it works these days. All right, let's

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Speaker 3: go to Rachel Rachel. Older sisters steal's younger sister's chance

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Speaker 3: Is it Steal Seal Steal? Is that a dog about

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Speaker 3: the deal? Deal steel.

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Speaker 9: Eel?

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Speaker 4: The movie about Eric the Iel Mussel Barney from the

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Speaker 3: That's called something Else, isn't it? With Hugh Jackman, oh,

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Speaker 4: Sister act?

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Speaker 3: Sister act older sister Seal's youngest sister's chance. So the

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Speaker 3: Yeah, one more if you don't looks like Ellie's got

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Speaker 4: Parent trap Lindsay Lohan, they're twins, yeah, but one of

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Speaker 3: Such a good straight there's no reality TV in there.

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Speaker 4: But she had a failed one about her Mikos nightclub.

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Speaker 4: So I thought Lindsay Lohan did yeah about her Mickos nightclub.

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Speaker 3: She owned Akinos nightclub called Lindsay's.

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Speaker 1: The Hunger Games, I volunteer's tribute.

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Speaker 3: Well, God's Ellie Weld I great guess world done?

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Speaker 8: Mate?

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Speaker 3: You mean absolutely nothing because we have no cash on

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Speaker 3: Now we're talking nicknames which stuck with you since school.

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Speaker 3: Vot cal I Boken India at school, broke the record

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Speaker 3: leave him neither is as a girl that called our

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Speaker 3: after he got out at school that she took three

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Speaker 6: And this happened to her in high school and year twelve,

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Speaker 6: there was a rumor going around that I took three

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Speaker 8: Today?

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Speaker 3: Good year extraordinary story. Now woulds these have it all

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Speaker 3: the time? A friend of mine's house is known as

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Speaker 4: They can be drank bing juice. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Interesting, Yeah for a milky way they can. That's such

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Speaker 4: A number ninety five percent of which are not suitable

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Speaker 3: That's true, true, But what I want to do right

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Speaker 3: now is just see which story you think led to

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Speaker 4: Yeah. Sure.

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Speaker 3: And then at the same time, I've got a good

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Speaker 7: Hello, Jim, how are you?

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Speaker 3: We're going to get a cross referencing here, tollly, because

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Speaker 3: you've obviously got a nickname that you call Woods that's

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Speaker 3: You've got one as well. Do you want to have

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Speaker 4: And then also after the games, I was quite well

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Speaker 4: So I got known as the glove on the field.

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Speaker 3: On the field glove, I can tell you called me

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Speaker 4: He goes to the glove again, and I've shut down

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Speaker 7: Don't know whether you remember this story, will you evidently would?

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Speaker 7: Honey and Chocolate saw boy is what you were known for.

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Speaker 7: That's the amount of your schooling journey as and it

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Speaker 4: Okay, I think I've had enough.

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Speaker 3: year from you, but you went like, well you walked

445
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Speaker 3: past me one day and one of the boys in

446
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Speaker 3: my ear was like, app only he uses honey and

447
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Speaker 3: chocolate sauce.

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Speaker 7: Did you get to a point where we're asking for

449
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Speaker 7: condimental updates?

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Speaker 9: And where is.

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Speaker 6: Buddy?

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Speaker 5: Does care?

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Speaker 3: Okay? Listen, listen, list take it afternoon. Everyone know you

454
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Speaker 3: have the right drive home. You are listening to Will

455
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Speaker 3: and what on a Tuesday woulds? Every night at five o'clock,

456
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Speaker 3: we've got a chance to win five hundred dollary dues

457
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Speaker 3: with Australia's easy as quits Australiasesiusois.

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Speaker 4: Playing for the dollary does Today We've got Caitlin, Caitlyn.

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Speaker 4: There are thirty seconds on the clock. You got to

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Speaker 4: get ten questions right. You can pass on any question

461
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Speaker 4: and we have to take your first answer first. How

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Speaker 4: we feeling about damn dollary?

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Speaker 3: Doos?

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Speaker 4: Caitlin?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 7: Nervous but excited.

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Speaker 4: Nervous and excited. What a cocktail of emotion. Let's do

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Speaker 4: this well.

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Speaker 3: I'd cut that bit out of the show. I mean,

470
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Speaker 3: I don't know how many times.

471
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Speaker 4: I need to tell you this, but I'm gonna be honest.

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Speaker 4: I think Cocktail of Emotions are some of my best work,

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Speaker 4: but I just leave that there.

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Speaker 3: All right, let's get into it, Caitlin, you've got thirty

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Speaker 3: seconds on the clock.

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Speaker 1: You're ready, yep, I'm ready?

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Speaker 3: Okay? How many days have you been alive on your

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Speaker 3: first birthday?

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Speaker 7: One?

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Speaker 9: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Do iguanas have long tongues?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Do apples get better with pie or crumble? Give me

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Speaker 3: a word that rhymes with crunch. Name something the Queen

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Speaker 3: would wear on her head if would, and I take

486
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Speaker 3: away every lunchtime? Are we wasting money? How many belly

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Speaker 3: buttons have you got? Is it an audi or an inny?

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Speaker 5: Name?

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Speaker 3: Two carls you'd find in the rainbow? How many shoes

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Speaker 3: are you wearing? Wow?

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Speaker 4: Quick question? First leap? Are we allowing her? Last answer?

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Speaker 2: There?

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Speaker 4: Did that get in time?

494
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Speaker 3: I mean like, I'm gonna go to our producer, adies

495
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Speaker 3: man in the the thought by himself out there ed

496
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Speaker 3: first time on the show. Welcome firstly, and it looks

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Speaker 3: like you're coming on to deliver bad news, which means

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Speaker 3: you'll forever be an enemy of the audience.

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Speaker 4: This is a big moment for you. You can't Yeah,

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Speaker 4: either a villain or a hero.

501
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Speaker 3: What do you want to be?

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Speaker 8: Mate?

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Speaker 3: What do you want to be?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Wow, well you actually can't hear Ed.

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Speaker 3: He needs to press the big red but oh, you

507
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Speaker 3: need to press the big red button. It's his first

508
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Speaker 3: is his first day. There's a big red button that

509
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Speaker 3: says on air, you got it, Here we go.

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Speaker 4: He doesn't know where the red button is. So he's

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Speaker 4: not a hero or a villain. He's a moron and

512
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Speaker 4: here will be forever. He's still trying to figure it out.

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Speaker 4: That's wild. I'm so sorry, though, Caitlin, you haven't quite

514
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Speaker 4: got it in time. According to Ed, who can't figure

515
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Speaker 4: out the red button, he's still trying everyone, is it? Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 4: I think.

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Speaker 3: Past. Now we're trow incredible story in cred Story of

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Speaker 3: the News. A couple of days ago, a bloke called

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Speaker 3: Luke got married in the morning or during the day,

520
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Speaker 3: and then after he got married went and played in

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Speaker 3: his soccer semi final that night.

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Speaker 4: It's extraordinary. Did the double extraordinary? How such a request

523
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Speaker 4: would get past the bride? William but to explain more

524
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Speaker 4: is the man himself, Luke, look, welcome to the show mate.

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Speaker 4: Hey guys, Luke, two men to one man. How the

526
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Speaker 4: hell did you pull that off?

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Speaker 9: No idea, A lot of nagging and asking and I

528
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Speaker 9: got it across the line.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, clearly. And you had the win as well,

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Speaker 4: didn't you, Luke?

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Speaker 9: And we did get the win, so that definitely topped

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Speaker 9: it all off. If we had had the loss, yeah,

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Speaker 9: would have been awkward.

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Speaker 4: What we are more excited about the semi final win

535
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Speaker 4: or the fact that you married the love of your

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Speaker 4: life probably an hour before.

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Speaker 7: Better be careful what I say here.

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Speaker 9: Definitely her played in many semi finals and finals before,

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Speaker 9: so these moments only happened once.

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Speaker 4: Good answer, made very good answer.

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Speaker 3: The semi finals only, heaven the finals only?

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Speaker 4: No, Lukie? Quite seriously though, like, at what point did

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Speaker 4: you bring up with your fiance Ellen that you were

544
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Speaker 4: planning on going to play a semi final after the wedding.

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Speaker 9: When the whole scheduling nightmare arose with the obviously delayed

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Speaker 9: season due to the coronavirus and the rescheduled draw came out,

547
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Speaker 9: and yeah, semi final weekend was going to be wedding weekend.

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Speaker 9: So that's when it all started. But I got I've

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Speaker 9: got it across the line. A couple of months after that,

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Speaker 9: scheduling came out right, okay.

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Speaker 3: Well we've actually got your actually got your your wife

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Speaker 3: Ellen on the other line right now. Welcome Ellen, thank you.

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Speaker 8: Hello.

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Speaker 4: So Ellen, how was your reaction when Luke brought up

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Speaker 4: the change of schedule?

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Speaker 3: Will?

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Speaker 7: Uh? You know what else do you expect with Luke?

558
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Speaker 1: Everything always happens with him, So no difference there.

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Speaker 3: You guys sound happily married now.

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Speaker 4: But so Ellen, was it always a yes from you?

561
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Speaker 4: Or did you consider saying, you know, piss off, mate,

562
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Speaker 4: you're marrying me.

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Speaker 5: No any more time aways the better?

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Speaker 4: All right? You were actually you were. You were comfortable

565
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Speaker 4: with him buggering off. So you can just enjoy the

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Speaker 4: dance floor with the girls.

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Speaker 1: I went to the game.

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Speaker 4: Oh sorry, you went to the game.

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Speaker 3: There's a photo of Ellen. There's a photo of Ellen

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Speaker 3: at the game.

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Speaker 5: So we went straight from the reception to the semi final.

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Speaker 4: No time, did the whole did the whole wedding go

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Speaker 4: to watch Luke semifinal?

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Speaker 9: Not the whole wedding, but a lot of them.

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Speaker 3: Oh, it's a wonderful story. Guys. Congratulations, Like, what an

576
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Speaker 3: amazing moment. No worries it all. Good luck for the

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Speaker 3: final Luke.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, like, hope we get that across the line too.

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Speaker 7: That will really top it.

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Speaker 3: Off better than your wedding. No mate, obviously, no, no, no, sorry,

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Speaker 3: no no, we'll leave back with you guys. Tell you guys,

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Speaker 3: thanks for joining us.

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Speaker 9: Thank you.

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Speaker 5: Bye.

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Speaker 4: Wow.

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Speaker 3: I'll tell you what like I reckon, I don't think

587
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Speaker 3: there's a bloke ballsy enough on the planet to be

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Speaker 3: asking his fiance if he can play a game of

589
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Speaker 3: sport on the same day as his wedding.

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Speaker 4: Absolutely not extraordinary.

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Speaker 3: I wouldn't mind seeing anyone else out there who reckons

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Speaker 3: they're in the same universe as Luke. Of your guy,

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Speaker 3: you got a wedding coming out loads that have been

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Speaker 3: postponed throughout the year, give us a call if you

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Speaker 3: think you have the cojones to call your fiance and

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Speaker 3: request a double booking on the day.

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Speaker 4: I love this. You will. You will have full respect

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Speaker 4: from Will and I. If you're willing to do this,

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Speaker 4: you will obviously be a wild phone call.

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Speaker 3: You'll have full respect from us. You may lose a

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Speaker 3: marriage but small collateral. I think we good entertained in

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Speaker 3: the name of entertainment. We'll do well if you're just

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Speaker 3: talking about a guy in Queensland who double booked his wedding,

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Speaker 3: and then we threw it out to everybody else and

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Speaker 3: we said to them, hey, look, if you're a guy

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Speaker 3: out there and you've got a wedding coming up, we reckon.

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Speaker 3: This guy is arguing with the ballsiest guy in Australia

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Speaker 3: double booking his wedding. We've asked everyone, would you be

609
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Speaker 3: willing if you've got an upcoming wedding to try and

610
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Speaker 3: double book your wedding live on the radio. I mean,

611
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Speaker 3: we realize that you're putting your life on the line.

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Speaker 3: Should be bloody entertaining. We've got a guy called Dylan

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Speaker 3: who's called the show good day, Dylan.

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Speaker 5: Hey, how you going good Mays, Welcome.

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Speaker 4: To the show. Welcome to the show. You already have

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Speaker 4: so much respect from Will and I can say, Dylan.

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Speaker 7: I'm not sure this is a good idea.

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Speaker 3: But when's how far away is the wedding? Dylan?

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Speaker 5: So it's January January the eighth.

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Speaker 4: Okay, this is pretty fresh.

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Speaker 5: We're pretty close. We're pretty close.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so we're talking about double book in the wedding?

623
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Speaker 6: What are you?

624
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Speaker 3: What are you playing for? Man?

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00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:54,920
Speaker 5: What are you?

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Speaker 3: What are you going to go with?

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Speaker 1: Here?

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Speaker 5: I'm going to say that I've got a golf booking

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Speaker 5: free game and I want to want to push and

630
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Speaker 5: I want to push the ceremony back an hour and

631
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Speaker 5: a half.

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Speaker 4: Sorry, So by pre game, then, were you referring to

633
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Speaker 4: the wedding as a game?

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Speaker 6: Uh?

635
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Speaker 3: Pretty good, amazing.

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Speaker 4: Definitely use that vernacular when you're talking to you, bron.

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Speaker 3: All right, so you sure to see fiance's number? What's

638
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Speaker 3: her name?

639
00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:23,480
Speaker 5: Alice?

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Speaker 3: Okay, huge, all right, we're gonna we're gonna give a

641
00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:31,720
Speaker 3: call now gods, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, here we go.

642
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Speaker 3: We're gonna plug a number in. Good luck, We're gonna

643
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Speaker 3: be We'll be down, and then we won't announce ourselves

644
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Speaker 3: until after you've hung up for our own safety.

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Speaker 4: Okay the way, Hello, this is Ellie.

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Speaker 5: Oh hi waits me?

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Speaker 9: Oh?

648
00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:50,160
Speaker 3: Hi?

649
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:51,440
Speaker 5: There you going?

650
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Speaker 8: Could?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

652
00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:56,800
Speaker 5: I don't know. I think it's ship work in the office,

653
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Speaker 5: So I just want to work. Fine, Hey, I just

654
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:04,640
Speaker 5: wanted to run something by you. So my brother rang today,

655
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:08,680
Speaker 5: he's got he's been able to secure a game at

656
00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:12,280
Speaker 5: this golf club. It's actually pretty close to our wedding venue.

657
00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:15,760
Speaker 5: The catch, yes, that's actually on our wedding day, would

658
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Speaker 5: you believe. But I've had to chat I had to

659
00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:23,640
Speaker 5: chat this with the venue girls, and they're they're all

660
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Speaker 5: around it. If we if we could potentially push the

661
00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:34,560
Speaker 5: ceremony start back to like five now, hey, no, no,

662
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Speaker 5: I thought I thought you might say that. So I

663
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Speaker 5: think the kickerut is I've got two spart spots and

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Speaker 5: your mum and dad. Obviously they're mad golfers if they

665
00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:47,280
Speaker 5: were to if they were to join us, because.

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Speaker 1: It's an hour and a half of our wedding that

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Speaker 1: for you to play a game of golf. Are you having?

668
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Speaker 3: Are you?

669
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Speaker 1: Are you drinking?

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Speaker 5: Well, it's like a once in a lifetime opportunity. I

671
00:31:57,840 --> 00:31:59,240
Speaker 5: don't want to get on in Australia.

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Speaker 1: Okay, fine, I kin't of know.

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Speaker 3: It's Will and Woody here. It's all.

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Speaker 4: H you played it well though, you went for it.

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Speaker 3: I quite like the player. I'll invite your mum and dad.

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Speaker 1: Which we lasts.

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Speaker 4: I guarantee you this is the most extraordinary thing you'll

678
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Speaker 4: hear about kangaroos. Today. I don't know how many things

679
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Speaker 4: you've heard about kangaroos today, but this will top it.

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Speaker 4: It was actually from a caller that we received yesterday.

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Speaker 4: A guy called Adam revealed it. Now, get your ears

682
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Speaker 4: around this.

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Speaker 1: A female kangaroo has three vaginas. Why a male kangaroo

684
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Speaker 1: has a prong penis so we can fertilize two eggs

685
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Speaker 1: at the same time and the center vagina.

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Speaker 3: At the extraordinary extraordinary got the prong dong?

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Speaker 4: The prong dong. Yeah, yeah, that's on our fifty cent coin.

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00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:11,840
Speaker 4: Everyone the prong dong. Anyway, that fact yesterday not only

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Speaker 4: did it excite me and amaze me, but it's inspired me. Well,

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Speaker 4: it's inspired me to play a brand new game on

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Speaker 4: this show. And the game is called Real or Fake

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Speaker 4: Animal Fact Beautiful Drums best of five Great.

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Speaker 3: I actually you and me, this game was going to

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Speaker 3: be something completely different after you played that.

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Speaker 4: So I'm glad, which I think was going to be.

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Speaker 3: Well, how many prongs has the dong got?

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Speaker 4: It's great, It's not great, that's great. So these are

698
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Speaker 4: just animal facts and you have to try and say

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Speaker 4: whether it's a real animal fact or a fake animal fact.

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Speaker 3: In this rivalry between the two of us. I've got

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Speaker 3: you on toasts currently.

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Speaker 4: Previously, historically, yes, you have enjoyed me on toast. But

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Speaker 4: today I think the tables will turn because I've spent

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Speaker 4: twenty four hours on these puppies, and I think I'm

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Speaker 4: going to confuse you. Okay, So best of five. Usually

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Speaker 4: it's best to three. Ever playing a test match, it's

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Speaker 4: best of five today.

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Speaker 3: This enjoyable for other people, like if we ever, I

709
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Speaker 3: never really know. I don't know either. I don't know either.

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Speaker 4: They're hearing animal facts that people love that stuff. All right,

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Speaker 4: here we go. Fact one, Yeah, a female ferret will

712
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Speaker 4: die if it is horny and cannot find a mate.

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Speaker 4: Is that a real or fake animal fact? A female

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Speaker 4: ferret will die if it is horny you cannot find

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Speaker 4: a mate.

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Speaker 3: Did you know that the collective nown for female ferrets

717
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Speaker 3: is a daisy of ferrets?

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Speaker 4: I don't care. Isn't that was a fake animal fact?

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Speaker 3: I tried to get one over here in the fact it's.

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Speaker 4: Not the game, other contestant, if I'm not the host,

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Speaker 4: that is a true fact.

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Speaker 3: Yes, it is a fact, of course, it's a fact.

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Speaker 4: Okay.

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Speaker 3: Survival instea woulds I need to rethink some stuff. Do

725
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:06,960
Speaker 3: you know that male bees actually drone bees don't inseminate

726
00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:08,680
Speaker 3: the queen, there's only one that gets to do it.

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00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:13,919
Speaker 3: They all also die. Really yeah, it's quite it's because

728
00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:15,959
Speaker 3: that's that's the sole purpose of being on the planet.

729
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:19,080
Speaker 3: It is to procreate. They don't do it, then they die.

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Speaker 4: Isn't the bee as well that does inseminate, doesn't it?

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Speaker 4: As soon as it happens, he died straight after he

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Speaker 4: dies on the spot. He's love to be a male bee. Anyway,

733
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Speaker 4: We're going to go to.

734
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Speaker 3: Two sorts of bees. You're either you're either one of

735
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Speaker 3: those bees, which his job is to inseminate, or you're

736
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Speaker 3: a worker bee whose job is just to work. So

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Speaker 3: you either die having sex or you die working.

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Speaker 4: What would you prefer? What would you prefer? Would you

739
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Speaker 4: rather be one of the sexy ones or the worker Probably.

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Speaker 3: The sexy one, you know, gotten to plays a gloryo

741
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Speaker 3: side of thing, yeah, rather than a life of work.

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Speaker 4: Yeah me tooty. We're gonna go to a song and

743
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Speaker 4: rethink my animal facts. You're your one nail up five

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Speaker 4: and wild animal. Thanks for everyone who's listening.

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Speaker 3: Wow, you're just tuning into the show.

746
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Speaker 4: Jeez, you're like, because we're in the middle of real

747
00:36:02,719 --> 00:36:07,759
Speaker 4: or fake animal facts. It's beautiful. Why are we doing it?

748
00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:11,799
Speaker 4: We found out yesterday that a female kangaroo has three vaginas.

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Speaker 4: Why a male kangaroo has a prong dong double?

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Speaker 3: Now, I think it would probably go the other way round,

751
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Speaker 3: wouldn't it.

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Speaker 4: What's that?

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Speaker 3: Well, the female has got three vaginas because the male's

754
00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:25,719
Speaker 3: got the prong dong. I think he has the prong

755
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Speaker 3: dong because she's got the three vaginas.

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Speaker 4: Well, chicken, all the egg will chicken, all the egg dong,

757
00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:33,920
Speaker 4: all the vagina. All right, So here we go. So

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Speaker 4: if you just joined us, Will is in the lead,

759
00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:38,600
Speaker 4: it's zero to one or one to zero. We're best

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Speaker 4: of five. Here we go, real or fake animal facts?

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Speaker 4: Will There used to be a type of crocodile that

762
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Speaker 4: would gallop like a horse, gallop like makaibee diva across.

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Speaker 3: The prairies, across the prairies, well.

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Speaker 4: Across the the land, would swim in a shark or

765
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Speaker 4: like a crocodile.

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Speaker 3: A crocodile galloped.

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Speaker 4: Like an horse. More of this it we gallop like

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Speaker 4: a horse and kill dinosaurs yeah, I feel like this

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Speaker 4: is a true fact, given that I'm just trying to

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Speaker 4: remember what its name was.

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Speaker 3: It was a giant croc I'm gonna say true. Yes, Now,

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Speaker 3: what was his name sounds with dus?

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Speaker 4: Who cares what the name?

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00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:33,320
Speaker 3: Come on, you, come on, you gotta give you that

775
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Speaker 3: you around now.

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00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:38,800
Speaker 4: I don't know the name of the crocodile anyway, but

777
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Speaker 4: apparently there was a tribe of crocodile.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Dinosircus is what its name was.

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Speaker 4: Circus. There you go, thank you, well, Dinasircus has cooked

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Speaker 4: me there. Look to nil at the moment. If you're

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00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:52,279
Speaker 4: hating the bit, if we'll get to the next one,

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00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:55,000
Speaker 4: it's all over. So to nil. Okay, here we go,

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00:37:55,120 --> 00:38:02,920
Speaker 4: Here we go, okay, will yeah? Female as female female bats.

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Speaker 3: This is already sounding like.

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00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:12,279
Speaker 4: Female bats give birth upside down, give birth upside down,

786
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Speaker 4: and their male and the male catches the baby on

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00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:24,680
Speaker 4: a branch below. So female bat upside down pops out

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00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:28,120
Speaker 4: a baby. Yeah, male on a branch below.

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Speaker 3: He hasn't got any hands, you know, that catches the

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Speaker 3: baby with his wings right, So he forms like a

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Speaker 3: bit of a like a cradle, little cradle for a

792
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Speaker 3: baseball mit. Oh yeah, and then the bat, the baby bat,

793
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Speaker 3: it drops.

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Speaker 4: So a big part of this is choosing the right

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Speaker 4: tree with branches close enough. You know, obviously don't want

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Speaker 4: too much hangtime there between coming out of the female baton.

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Speaker 3: So when you say, because you know, naturally the female

798
00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:56,080
Speaker 3: bat hangs upside down like that's her resting place on

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Speaker 3: a branch. Yes, when you say she's upside down, does

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Speaker 3: that mean that she's upright when she's giving birth normal position?

801
00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:03,600
Speaker 3: So she's staying upside down, upside down, and then she

802
00:39:03,719 --> 00:39:07,840
Speaker 3: gives birth against gravity, which must be an almighty push.

803
00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:10,000
Speaker 4: Pops out like a volcano from all reports.

804
00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:14,239
Speaker 3: And then the now and then then the baby bat

805
00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:18,319
Speaker 3: spills over and the guys just down the bottom first

806
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:24,160
Speaker 3: lip like catching a percato wedding. That's not true, he's got.

807
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Speaker 4: It's all over in a clean sweep, clean sweep. Do

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Speaker 4: you want to give you one more?

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Speaker 8: Just a.

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Speaker 4: We'll give you guys your traffic in a second. But

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Speaker 4: here were well, prairie dogs.

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Speaker 3: The dogs.

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Speaker 4: Prairie dogs say hello to yeah, you're happy to go?

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Speaker 4: Not true? And I haven't finished it. No, No, prairie

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Speaker 4: dogs say hello to each other by kissing affectionately. They

816
00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:00,600
Speaker 4: make out with each other every time they see each other.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, okay, that sounds true. Bloody, hell is true.

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Speaker 4: That is a true face. I'm gonna go one more.

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Speaker 4: I just want one win. Homing going for another good time. Okay.

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Speaker 4: Capuchin monkeys. Capuchin monkeys peel on their hands to wash

821
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Speaker 4: their feet. True or false. Harry gotta get people with

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Speaker 4: the traffic righton.

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Speaker 3: That's false.

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Speaker 4: That's true. Bloody ends on. A win ends on. Everyone

825
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Speaker 4: will remember the last.

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Speaker 3: You see what you're hearing. Find us on Instagram and

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