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Speaker 1: This is the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Sad cunning crims. Wait for it, that's nice. Was the

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Speaker 2: crim cunning effectively? That's the question we're asking on thirteen

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Speaker 3: Would the Krim pull off a cunning stunt?

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Speaker 2: Yes? Very good, very good. We are floating very close

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Speaker 2: to the sun, aren't we. Yeah. We're super impressed with

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Speaker 2: how the thief pulled off their theft, because will, I mean,

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Speaker 2: this is extraordinary out of Canada. This woman's just blown

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Speaker 2: away with how she was robbed. She had some fifty

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Speaker 2: seven kilogram polar bears statues in her front garden and

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Speaker 3: Was she's got these like taxidermists, no concrete bears.

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Speaker 2: Fifty seven kilo concrete polar bears.

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Speaker 3: Wow.

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Speaker 2: She gets home one night, the thief has stolen all

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Speaker 2: of her bears. But her reaction was on both of them,

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Speaker 2: just impressed, How bloody impressed. There's fifty seven kilos that

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Speaker 2: you've managed to carry out of me front yard. And

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Speaker 2: then the absolute tight ass is offering a two hundred

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Speaker 2: my spirit animal. Two hundred bucks. God spare me anyway.

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Speaker 3: How much are they worth the bears? How many bears

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Speaker 3: did she have?

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Speaker 4: But I think it was the sens Just a set

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Speaker 4: seven kilo.

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Speaker 3: Concrete bears in your front yard? Yeah? You think they'd

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Speaker 4: You think what she said, she think when you put

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Speaker 4: the bears out there, you're not looking the bears up

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Speaker 4: at night?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, keeping them behind glass there, she'll be fine out there.

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Speaker 3: But some blokes coming into the do you know she

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Speaker 3: know how to go to how he got them out

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Speaker 2: A Dolly she saw. She did a bit of research

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Speaker 2: and she realized that Dolly tracks. Dolly tracks, so it

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Speaker 2: was a Dolly getaway. But yeah, Nancy says, sentimental value.

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Speaker 2: That's why she wants to back, and that's why she's

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Speaker 2: walking out potentially two hundred dollars. So Justin's here, Justin.

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Speaker 2: You were impressed with a crim Hey, I've got a good.

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Speaker 5: I've got a good three few years probably back in

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Speaker 5: the days when PlayStation three first come out.

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Speaker 6: Ye.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, one of the one of the boys at school,

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Speaker 5: he went into the city one day and what he's done,

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Speaker 5: He's gone into big w when he stolen an empty

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Speaker 2: Oh right, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 5: He's grabbed himself one of the big big w bags, said,

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Speaker 5: empty PlayStation box in the bag, and then he's walked

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Speaker 5: into a JB high fly right with the PlayStation in

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Speaker 5: the bag. The door security guard and like, because he

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Speaker 5: seems I've made it noticeable that old mat can see

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Speaker 5: the PlayStation in the bag, walked to the back of

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Speaker 5: the shop and yeah, swapped the empty box for a

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Speaker 5: full box.

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Speaker 3: Front door with a PlayStation three.

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Speaker 2: Jeesus very quickly, right, we don't endorse theft on this show,

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Speaker 2: and I'm sure not at all technologies.

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Speaker 3: And he goes to jail for that, and.

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Speaker 2: I'm sure he has gone, mind you bloody hell. No cunning, cunning,

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Speaker 2: a cunning stunt. But no, don't do it, honestly, do

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Speaker 2: not do it, Do not pass go, do not click

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Speaker 3: You're going to Jack, go to jail.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to Stephen. Here, Stephen cunning, crims you've encountered.

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Speaker 3: Well boy, there you going, good Steve, good Steve. We

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Speaker 3: don't condone stealing, We don't stress that. Oh no, I got.

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Speaker 7: Septed from I was at the Manhattan watching the UF

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Speaker 7: City on Jose Aldo and Connor McGregor. Yeah, good fight

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Speaker 7: that one. I went to the count I picked my

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Speaker 7: palm up, got stuck talking to some boys on the

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Speaker 7: way back, put my plate down, having a chat. Picked

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Speaker 7: my plate up to go back out and see my plate,

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Speaker 7: my mates, and the palmer was missing.

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Speaker 3: Oh gee, whiz, who took your parma?

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Speaker 8: The guy I was talking to right in front of me.

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Speaker 7: I didn't even realize, Sorr, is this you?

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Speaker 2: And you think that was quite cunning that he just

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Speaker 9: I was impressed.

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Speaker 3: Fair enough, have quick hands.

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Speaker 9: Just keep it.

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Speaker 4: See if you're talking to a guy, you're talking to

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Speaker 4: a guy at the pub at the fight, and.

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Speaker 3: As you're talking to him, he steals your parma.

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Speaker 2: Yeah that's pretty good. Hang on, should we.

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Speaker 3: Take the plate or just the chicken off the plate?

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Speaker 5: Just the chicken?

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Speaker 9: Pite We took just the chicken?

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Speaker 3: He left where he left the chips and salads?

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Speaker 2: Where did he put extra? Where did he put the chicken?

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Speaker 2: Because I get how he could take off the plap,

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Speaker 2: but where then where's he then placed it?

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Speaker 5: She was eating it?

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Speaker 3: He ate it?

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Speaker 4: Oh you were talking to him?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, while I was talking about.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely. We're gonna have to test that out. I reckon,

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Speaker 3: can you can you steal a parma and ate it

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Speaker 3: while talking to someone? It's a perfect crime. It's the

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Speaker 3: perfect perfect crimes, Jason Bourne. It is. You can tell

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Speaker 3: how long it's going to take your hands to shake

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Speaker 3: to run at a certain altitude, and you can steal

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Speaker 3: a I'm anita while'm talking to someone.

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Speaker 2: The Will and Woody Podcast, a story caught my eye

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Speaker 2: this morning.

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Speaker 10: Will.

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Speaker 9: Here it is the Newport Beach doctor removing twenty three

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Speaker 9: contact lenses from a woman's eye.

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Speaker 2: Wow, that's a lot of contact lenses. Now. There is

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Speaker 2: a specific reason why this caught my eye, though, Will,

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Speaker 2: and that's because I can relate to it. When I

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Speaker 2: was going to say, twenty one years old, I went

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Speaker 2: to sleep with my contact lenses in, Okay, and then

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Speaker 2: I woke up in the morning to go and put

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Speaker 2: contact lenses in. Now, when I put a contact lens in,

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Speaker 2: obviously I was putting the contact over the other contact

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Speaker 2: that I'd left in my eye, so my vision was blurry. Now,

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Speaker 2: actually I was incredibly confused, So what the hell's going

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Speaker 2: on here? Usually the contacts correct my vision, so naturally

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Speaker 2: I then took the contact lens out to notice and

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Speaker 2: realize that, oh my god, I've got perfect vision. I

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Speaker 2: have a superpower like no, no word of a lie, and.

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Speaker 3: Perfect visipower.

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Speaker 2: It's because I thought I'd cured my vision overnight. You

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Speaker 2: remember from Spider.

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Speaker 3: Man, your power, your power is curing vision.

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Speaker 2: Well, Spider Man wakes up one day and he's got

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Speaker 2: perfect vision and he's got spidery sens.

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Speaker 3: That's right, Yeah, yep, yep. And honestly, so you thought

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Speaker 3: there was going to be a flow on effect.

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Speaker 2: Yes, so for five or six minutes. It was only

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Speaker 2: five or six minutes. It was a fleeting thought, but

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Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, I've been bitten by

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Speaker 2: a radioactive bug and I've somehow now got perfect vision.

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Speaker 2: Of course, then I realized quite quickly that no, you've

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Speaker 2: just got contact lenses in, and I felt like a

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Speaker 2: right deal. But here here's what I'd like to ask

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Speaker 2: on thirteen one oh sixty five, if I can, well,

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Speaker 2: have you been like me and have you ever genuinely

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Speaker 2: believed that you had a superpower? Wow, even if it

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Speaker 2: was just a fleeting thought, have you had a moment

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Speaker 2: where you went, oh, oh my, I have super powers.

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Speaker 3: As this happened to you more than once. Be honest.

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Speaker 2: Yes, my others are from when I was younger, and

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Speaker 2: I'll take calls from when you were under eighteen. That's

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Speaker 2: totally fine. But I believe that I could breathe underwater.

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Speaker 2: I thought I was a half fish, half man because

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Speaker 2: was just which obviously very dangerous. Don't do it, guys.

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Speaker 2: But when I was drinking the water underwater, I was like,

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Speaker 2: I'm pretty much breathing underwater here. Half I'm half fish,

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Speaker 2: other one and again joined me thirteen one oh six five.

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Speaker 2: Have you ever have you ever temporarily thought me you

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Speaker 2: had some sort sort of superpower. My other one was

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Speaker 2: I genuinely believe in This one went on for a while. Actually,

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Speaker 2: I thought that if I said a very special word

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Speaker 2: when someone was doing something like kicking for goal in football.

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Speaker 2: I thought if I said this special word, that it

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Speaker 2: would put them off every time and they would miss

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Speaker 2: whatever they were trying to do.

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Speaker 3: Oh so, like under your breath, like a curse that

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Speaker 2: Yeah, And I knew I couldn't use it too much

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Speaker 2: because I was like, it obviously has a finite number

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Speaker 2: like an energy that needs to be.

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Speaker 3: Restored, a finite but finite.

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Speaker 4: If only your superpower was how to speak, Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 4: carry on, carry on.

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Speaker 2: But the word the word, the word, the word was

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Speaker 2: book agis. So I would sit at the football no

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Speaker 2: I'd be like I've got to pull it out. I've

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Speaker 2: just go book agis, and like the strike rate was

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Speaker 3: Truly, truly, When did you stop saying.

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Speaker 2: It was a run of I had a run of

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Speaker 2: five or six when it didn't work, and I was like,

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Speaker 3: Power no longer in there? Thirty one and six five?

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Speaker 4: Did you ever think that you had a superpower taking

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Speaker 3: Right now?

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Speaker 2: I know that I know that sounds silly, and you've

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Speaker 2: said it in quite a dismissive tone, But what I'm saying,

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Speaker 2: is like, for for a fleeting moment, did you genuinely

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Speaker 2: think you had a superpower because of something that happened?

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Speaker 2: Thirty one six five is the number. Yes, I'll put

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Speaker 2: my hand up. It's having a few times with me.

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Speaker 2: I once put contact lenses on top of contact lenses.

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Speaker 2: My vision was blurry. Took a contact lens out and

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Speaker 2: was like, oh my lord, I've cured my own vision.

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Speaker 2: I'm Spider Man, I'm a superhero. Then you know, two

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Speaker 2: minutes later I realized I just had other contact lenses on.

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Speaker 2: I also believed that I could breathe underwater half fish,

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Speaker 2: and then the other thing I did was say, book Zoo,

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Speaker 2: he's under breath to put people off. Jakie, you you

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Speaker 2: you still think you have a superpower, Jake.

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Speaker 11: I definitely have a superpower.

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Speaker 12: Guys, what is it?

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Speaker 6: God?

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Speaker 11: That happened today? It happened today. I was I went

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Speaker 11: and think, ah, and then I look up and I

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Speaker 11: see it on his head and he's wearing a wig.

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Speaker 11: And for the last twenty years of my life, for

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Speaker 11: some reason, I've been able to notice when someone's wearing

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Speaker 11: I can just see that something's not right on your head, mate.

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Speaker 9: One with that thing?

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Speaker 11: He actually looked like a piece of old carpet. Okay, Jake,

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Speaker 4: You can tell from fifty meters away if someone's wearing

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Speaker 14: Guys, you can't read a word, but you can.

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Speaker 3: Be a wig.

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Speaker 11: And you've got a wig on made old spot on

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Speaker 4: Jake, Jack Jack Jack Jack jaks, like it's fifty meters

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Speaker 10: Have you never seen anyone wearing it?

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Speaker 3: Have you been hang on it.

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Speaker 4: But after you know Gordon Rams, he looks like, mate,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you tell me your.

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Speaker 6: Ticket and I didn't pick that.

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Speaker 10: He've got pack that a way.

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Speaker 11: He got out of the barrier, like, oh my just

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Speaker 11: but if you google God and Randy, it's a fact.

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Speaker 4: All right.

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Speaker 10: Vote yeah, smarter than superpower.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so that's another saying that it might not exist.

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Speaker 9: All right.

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Speaker 4: Well, look, we're going to have to follow up on

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Speaker 4: That's one of the most random calls we've ever had.

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Speaker 4: W what right now, one of us has got a

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Speaker 4: You guys get to choose which story you would like

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Speaker 2: It's a goddamn hook off. So this is good. So again, yeah,

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Speaker 2: so you guys entered aside right now. You're trying to

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Speaker 3: Hook.

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Speaker 2: Now my hook beach pooh causes chaos. So if you

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Speaker 4: And one of these stories is a good story, Yes,

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Speaker 2: They both sound good. Let's go to Michael here, Michael,

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Speaker 2: what do you want to hear about?

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Speaker 3: Michael? Will remind you one of these stories is actually

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Speaker 5: Okay, take that into consideration.

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Speaker 2: You want you want the beach poop board. You want

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Speaker 2: the world's smartest man losing his brain.

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Speaker 6: I want to know how the world's smartest man can

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Speaker 2: Michael, grow up, bloody hell, No, I think you should

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Speaker 2: grow up. That's probably fair enough. Beach Oh dang, I

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Speaker 2: know I was just given the story. Will I didn't choose.

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Speaker 3: You were given about ten stories and you chose one.

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Speaker 2: No, it wasn't. That's really pulling the curtain down. Let's

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Speaker 2: go to Morris now, Morris, bloody good, what do you

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Speaker 2: want to hear about the beach poo causing chaos or

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Speaker 5: Guys, I've got to hear more about this beach poo.

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Speaker 3: Get on your mo very good. One of these a

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Speaker 3: decent story.

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Speaker 2: Make it all comes down to this, Emma on.

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Speaker 3: Thirty one and six ' five. Which story do you

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Speaker 2: Hang on, Emma, hang on, We've got to build this

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Speaker 2: up a little bit, Emma. John to hear about Beach

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Speaker 15: Brain his brains, well, I want to hear about the

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Speaker 15: well smartest man.

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Speaker 2: However, great decision, great decision, the good news that you

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Speaker 4: The well guys, Emma and Michael, well done.

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Speaker 3: Stand up citizens once. We'll get your story in a sec.

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Speaker 4: So the story is that Einstein's brain was stolen. Actually

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Speaker 3: And what they find, oh nothing, I don't think anyway.

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Speaker 4: This guy, doctor Hart, Dr Thomas Harvey from Princeton Hospital

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Speaker 4: took his brain divided into two hundred and forty pieces

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Speaker 4: And then his son, Einstein, stored it in pieces.

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Speaker 2: Yes, as in like separated them out like the hork

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Speaker 3: Uh no, no, no, no no. Dr Harvey wasn't Voldemort,

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Speaker 4: Anyway, Einstein's son found out about this afterwards and cracked

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Speaker 4: it because imagine like your dad's going to get cremated

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Speaker 2: It in two hundred and forty pieces.

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Speaker 4: Yes, yes, in two hundred and forty Piecess Einstein's brain

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Speaker 3: Clive Bevlin was like, I don't want that.

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Speaker 2: If I attached Ironstone Eronstein's brain into my skull.

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Speaker 3: Yes, but I just.

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Speaker 2: Very smart.

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Speaker 3: I don't know, Jesus, interesting, isn't it. I don't know.

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Speaker 2: That doesn't work that way, I don't think.

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Speaker 3: So it depends on the person.

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Speaker 2: You're saying, I'm not capable. It's lifting me to nothing.

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Speaker 14: That I didn't say that tell me what tell your

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Speaker 2: No, no, that's not fair. I didn't choose this story.

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Speaker 2: I trying to hook it.

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Speaker 3: So my hook was, you did choose the story. You

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Speaker 2: Yeah you did.

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Speaker 3: I gave you five stories. Yeah, lie up.

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Speaker 2: But I said the brief was give me five boring stories.

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Speaker 3: You know, we've had feedback recently about you doing too

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Speaker 2: Well, take it up with poop pens, take it up

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Speaker 3: There was a test for you to choose the non

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Speaker 2: Well I foiled the test anyway. My hook was My

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Speaker 2: hook was beach pook, horses chaos. I thought more people

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Speaker 3: So water companies, water firms? What a water weird expression?

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Speaker 2: I'm just reading their headline boring water firms face growing

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Speaker 2: pumped on the British beaches. Apparently copped England, right.

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Speaker 3: I'm so glad we did.

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Speaker 1: Coming up next, more Will and Woody, The Will and

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Speaker 4: One of What's in my absolute Favorites, joins us right now.

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Speaker 4: It's rare in and amongst the hodgepodge of international flimsies

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Speaker 3: This bloke is a star.

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Speaker 4: Rob Bryan's new two, A Night of Songs and Laughter,

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Speaker 4: dot you woods you and I got to see Rob

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Speaker 2: Took our dads.

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Speaker 3: We took our dads to go and see him at

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Speaker 3: the Palais down in Melbourne. And he joins us right

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Speaker 3: now on the phone, Rob Rydon, I'm leman.

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Speaker 9: Why hello Rob?

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Speaker 4: Last time when we saw when we saw you at

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Speaker 4: the Palais, you told an outrageous story about an encounter

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Speaker 4: that you had with Mick Jagger where Mick Jagger was

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Speaker 4: essentially requesting that you do your impression of Mick Jagger

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Speaker 4: to him.

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Speaker 3: It was very meta. Have you have you have you

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Speaker 3: since had any encounters with Mick does? He continued to

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Speaker 12: Oddly enough, I haven't run into him again, But I

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Speaker 10: And that that's when.

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Speaker 12: I realized he was doing me doing Michael plain in

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Speaker 12: Zulu was.

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Speaker 10: To start with, I thought he was having a stroke.

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Speaker 10: I mean, it was very difficult to know, did you

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Speaker 12: Because things happen in your life.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, things happen that are so outside of any previous experience.

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Speaker 10: So just the fact that Mick Jagger is talking to

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Speaker 10: And then when when he's really engaging with you, and

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Speaker 12: You think, well, what what's he doing? What's going on?

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Speaker 10: And then I read the penny.

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Speaker 12: Dropped, So I just turned back to him and I said,

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Speaker 3: Damplings, righteous story, us story Rob. So it's ridiculous, are

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Speaker 3: the stories that Rob Jos. If you want to go

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Speaker 3: and say him ant of songs and laughter.

447
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Speaker 2: Yes, and I mean obviously you have an incredible voice

448
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Speaker 2: as well, Rob, so we get to say both of

449
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Speaker 2: that laughter and songs are not of songs and laughter

450
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Speaker 2: doing songs from Tom White's to Tom Jones. Have you

451
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Speaker 2: ever actually met Tom Jones?

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Speaker 1: Rob?

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Speaker 12: Oh, God, yeah, I've done. We did a I've done

454
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Speaker 12: loads of things with Tom. We did it. We did

455
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Speaker 12: a big charity show together at Wembley. We end having

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Speaker 12: a one single over here with Tom Jones. We went

457
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Speaker 12: to Las Vegas to film the video with him over there.

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Speaker 12: So yeah, so Tom I've done and east come on

459
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Speaker 12: shows I've had on the TV over here. So yeah, no,

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Speaker 12: Tom is somebody i I've done many things.

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Speaker 3: Do you do you do it? Do do you impersonate

462
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Speaker 3: Tom Jones? Do you do it? Tom Jones?

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Speaker 10: In the show I talked about, you know, because the

464
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Speaker 10: way the way that he talks, you know, is he's

465
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Speaker 10: always putting this strange into his conversation, you know, for

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Speaker 10: no reason. And he puts a very strange emphasis when

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Speaker 10: he's talking, you know, on on words that don't need it.

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Speaker 4: You know.

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Speaker 12: I always say it's as.

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Speaker 10: If he's not sure if the English is your first language.

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Speaker 2: I cannot like to see you again.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, for a very long time. But why talk to

473
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Speaker 4: him about it when you can go and watch him

474
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Speaker 4: do it. Rob Brighten's new tour, A Night of Songs

475
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Speaker 4: and Laughter, kicks off in March. Tickets on sound outlive nation,

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Speaker 4: dot com dot au.

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Speaker 3: Rob, thank you so much for joining us, brilliant.

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Speaker 12: I really enjoyed it, guys, and maybe see you maybe

479
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Speaker 12: see you when I'm over.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, mate, No, we'll definitely get down and be watching again.

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Speaker 3: Do not worry about that. Be great to be great

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Speaker 3: to say you mate. Absolutely, Okay, thank you so much.

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Speaker 1: This is the Will and Woody Podcast.

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Speaker 3: Woods. You've got a confession you want to make to

485
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Speaker 3: our to our audience. You've been lying to everyone.

486
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Speaker 2: I definitely have been. I've been lying to everyone, but

487
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Speaker 2: I've also been lying to myself. Now, before I get

488
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Speaker 2: to my confession, I do want to bring up the

489
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Speaker 2: fact that ever since you became a father, will you've

490
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Speaker 2: had a very very strong opinion about dads who use prams.

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Speaker 3: This is purely anecdotal. This is just my experience with

492
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Speaker 3: sim so far.

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Speaker 4: Even though the pramers like they are, there's no doubt

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Speaker 4: about that.

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Speaker 2: He's the premers that are listening.

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Speaker 3: They are. They are stand by you.

497
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Speaker 2: And you do you don't step back from that. Even

498
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Speaker 2: when we threw it to calls on this radio show

499
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Speaker 2: and a lot of people were for the prem you

500
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Speaker 2: were still very against them. But here's the people saying

501
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Speaker 2: they love the PRAM.

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Speaker 9: I'm a straight man aspiring dil de strollers.

503
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Speaker 10: So it doesn't run with the strollers.

504
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Speaker 9: Yeah that's hot. Oh there's the stroller all the way, mate.

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Speaker 10: I was all for the strap up until my youngest

506
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Speaker 10: had a nappy explosion while strapped.

507
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Speaker 4: To me, they can pooh on you will, but the

508
00:24:15,119 --> 00:24:17,040
Speaker 4: newborns the pooh doesn't smell.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what's wrong with that guy's baby, by

510
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Speaker 2: the way, But yeah, newborn baby does not stick.

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Speaker 3: No, it does not at all. But let's let's stick

512
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Speaker 3: to the task. Here, woulds pram sistroller? Still trying to

513
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Speaker 3: divert at the end of the day.

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Speaker 4: And the only thing about all of this is that

515
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Speaker 4: you've been using me as a bit of a snowplow

516
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Speaker 4: to make my way through all those strollers, those pathetic.

517
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Speaker 3: Prammers out there. You've been using me.

518
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Speaker 4: As a shield when I know that you feel strongly

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Speaker 4: about slings as well.

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Speaker 3: I know you're a sling guy.

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Speaker 4: You've always been a sling guy, and I know that

522
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Speaker 4: one of the reasons that you had a baby. Let's

523
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Speaker 4: put cards on the table here, is because you wanted

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Speaker 4: to strap a child to your chest.

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Speaker 2: Well, no, it wasn't a mazing that was right up there.

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Speaker 2: Well it's knuck into top ten. But indeed, indeed I do.

527
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Speaker 2: I've always liked the look of the dads that go

528
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Speaker 2: to the local cafe and get their coffees in the

529
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Speaker 2: morning with the baby, with.

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Speaker 3: The baby's trapped on. It's a whole look and the

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Speaker 3: hot look.

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Speaker 4: And then you come on to this show and you've

533
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Speaker 4: been brown nosing the stroller's mate. You've had strollers call

534
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Speaker 4: up this show and you've got around you.

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Speaker 3: You've been sequis, have a Liz.

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Speaker 9: Congrat and made hashtag team pram. I'm PRAM all the way. Brother,

537
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Speaker 9: you keep using that prem.

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Speaker 2: It's practical, isn't it. Day You just check your jackets

539
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Speaker 2: under there. You're shopping. It's the best.

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Speaker 16: I tried to the sling, but I'm a big guy,

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Speaker 16: and I freaked out if I tripped over and hurt

542
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Speaker 16: the baby.

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Speaker 9: Not PRAM all the way.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, jackets, you're shopping, mate, You're.

545
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Speaker 2: Lying, And that's the thing. Well, yes, I have been.

546
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Speaker 2: I have a big confession to make, and that is

547
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Speaker 2: that I've only been using a PRAM for the first

548
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Speaker 2: week of Remy's life because Remy is not yet at

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Speaker 2: the weight or wasn't at the weight where I could

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Speaker 2: use the strap.

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Speaker 13: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Good, you've been spotted with the stroller and I was

553
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Speaker 4: bitterly just appointed.

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Speaker 2: Yes, no, I.

555
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Speaker 3: Haven't spoken to you a week deliverately.

556
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Speaker 2: And I get that you don't want to be seen

557
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Speaker 2: with me in public. I keep saying, mate, you want

558
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:11,199
Speaker 2: to come for a walk and until you're strapping on.

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Speaker 2: That's what you say to me, walk on until you're

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Speaker 2: strapping on. But look, the situation is that apparently it

561
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:17,919
Speaker 2: is too dangerous to have the baby in there if

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Speaker 2: it's less than three point two kilos. But will. There's

563
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Speaker 2: been an update.

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Speaker 3: Because Remy was born at two point nine.

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Speaker 2: Remy was born at two point nine, she lost about

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Speaker 2: two hundred grams, so she went down to two point seven,

567
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Speaker 2: which was incredibly devastating for me. That the weigh in.

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Speaker 10: In the.

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Speaker 3: Baby's health.

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Speaker 2: Of course, no, no, no, no, because I knew that was

571
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Speaker 2: still no. I knew within two hundred grams is healthy,

572
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Speaker 2: but I was devastated that she'd gone to the maxim

573
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Speaker 2: for two hundred gram so I knew we had a

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Speaker 2: long way to go to reach this three point two kilos.

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Speaker 2: But the update is that yesterday we were visited by

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Speaker 2: a maternal nurse and the baby was weighed again. Remy

577
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Speaker 2: was weighed again. Now, Mimi, my beautiful fiance him. He

578
00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:04,760
Speaker 2: has not told me yet if Remy makes the three

579
00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:10,000
Speaker 2: point two kilos. So what I'm suggesting, go to a song.

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Speaker 2: To a song, now, yes, I go downstairs. I get

581
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Speaker 2: my beautiful fiance and my beautiful little daughter to come upstairs,

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Speaker 2: and we do a live way in yes to see

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Speaker 2: if she has hit three point two kilos, and then

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Speaker 2: I recognize strap on it right now wow, And I

585
00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:27,119
Speaker 2: just have her on my chest for the rest of it.

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Speaker 3: Wow, I love this. I love it. Taking me back

587
00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:35,000
Speaker 3: to an underground night club in twenty twelve, Woods where

588
00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:38,520
Speaker 3: someone said to you, check this strap on, let's do it.

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Speaker 3: It's gonna be up next. I'm very excited. Woods.

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Speaker 4: If you're a listener of this radio show, you would

591
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Speaker 4: know I am adamant about the fact that a man

592
00:27:48,359 --> 00:27:51,600
Speaker 4: is a billion time sexier carrying his baby in a sling,

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Speaker 4: then he is pushing it in a stroller. Woodrow, Despite

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Speaker 4: lying through your teeth for the last two weeks, you're

595
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Speaker 4: also willing to admit this.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I have been pramming my beautiful little daughter

597
00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:09,439
Speaker 2: Remy around and I tried to light to myself and

598
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Speaker 2: the Australian public by saying that was a preference. I

599
00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:15,280
Speaker 2: tried to sell it as practical, but at the end

600
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Speaker 2: of the day, the only reason I was using a

601
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Speaker 2: pram was because Remy was not at the wait where

602
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Speaker 2: she can use the strap. I can't strap on.

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Speaker 3: Will yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, And okay, I'm glad that

604
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:26,719
Speaker 3: you've been able to meet that.

605
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Speaker 4: That's the first step. But today's a huge, a huge advance.

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Speaker 4: We had the Maternal Child Health nurse over yesterday. We

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Speaker 4: reckon we could beating around that three point two mark.

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Speaker 4: So we're going to have a strap on way in

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Speaker 4: right now.

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Speaker 3: Oh, people want to see this on willing Woodie Woods

611
00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:47,920
Speaker 3: is in his way in kit.

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Speaker 2: Okay. So yeah, like just to just to you know,

613
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Speaker 2: give people the numbers. So far, she was born at

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Speaker 2: two point ninety three. She then dropped two hundred grams,

615
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Speaker 2: which was absolutely devastating, down to about two seven eight,

616
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Speaker 2: and she needs to hit three point two. So the

617
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Speaker 2: way we're going to do this is, I'm going to

618
00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:07,240
Speaker 2: jump on the scales.

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Speaker 3: Yep.

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Speaker 2: Okay, we get my weight, and then my beautiful fiance,

621
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Speaker 2: who is standing to the right of me, is going

622
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:16,960
Speaker 2: to hand me my beautiful daughter, and effectively we see

623
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Speaker 2: if she adds three point two kilos to the weight.

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Speaker 4: Gee whiz, oh this is big. Okay, people can see

625
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:26,000
Speaker 4: It's on Instagram. Will and Wood's obviously you're as nude

626
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Speaker 4: as you can be to reduce your weight.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that actually doesn't make any sense, I've realized because

628
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:33,520
Speaker 2: it's just the difference. But yes, I haven't had water

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Speaker 2: for twenty four hours and I'm pretty much dude.

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Speaker 3: Oh wow, you got the leopard shorts on? Come on,

631
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Speaker 3: all right, here we go, Here we go.

632
00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:50,440
Speaker 4: All right, so you're you're standing on the scales now, okay,

633
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Speaker 4: what are you currently weighing?

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Speaker 2: I'm seventy six seventy six point eight, yeah, seventy six.

635
00:29:58,320 --> 00:30:01,920
Speaker 4: Point eight in your bra Uh no, seventy six point

636
00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:06,600
Speaker 4: eight okay, okay, which means that with three point two

637
00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:09,240
Speaker 4: you need to reach exactly eighty kilos.

638
00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:12,800
Speaker 3: When you're holding Remy in order in order.

639
00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:15,200
Speaker 4: To be able to strap her on, you need to

640
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Speaker 4: be exactly eight zero kilos.

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Speaker 3: Okay, okay, back on the scale is big foula. Here

642
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Speaker 3: we go.

643
00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:23,920
Speaker 2: It's like, I'm not going to net up my daughter.

644
00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:25,760
Speaker 2: If that's okay. I realize this has been filmed and

645
00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:26,920
Speaker 2: I don't feel comfortable with that.

646
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Speaker 3: That's something that didn't need to be said. Back on

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Speaker 3: the scales, Back on the scales, all right.

648
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Speaker 4: Here we go, Here we go, all right, get baby.

649
00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:43,240
Speaker 4: Remy's being handed over now she's in his arms.

650
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Speaker 3: What's talked to me about those scales?

651
00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:48,840
Speaker 2: I'm not on yet having a moment with Remy.

652
00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:50,200
Speaker 3: Okay, we're alive on radio.

653
00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:56,120
Speaker 2: I love you no matter what. You're my girl, and

654
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Speaker 2: I love you.

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Speaker 3: Okay, okay, here we're on okay, here we go, Here

656
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Speaker 3: we go.

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Speaker 2: My god, her weight.

658
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Speaker 17: Is eighteen point three. I can s.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, can I just notice that?

660
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Speaker 13: I think that this might be a problem because she's

661
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Speaker 13: actually not at that way yet. She's at three point

662
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Speaker 13: nine again, so what I mean she's at two point nine?

663
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Speaker 2: Sorry? No, it must be the blanket. And oh why

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Speaker 2: would you do that? She's put on weight in the

665
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Speaker 2: last day.

666
00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:52,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, but no, oh, she's only two point nine.

667
00:31:53,400 --> 00:32:02,320
Speaker 15: Sorry.

668
00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:05,560
Speaker 3: Oh, so I mean that makes sense. She's wearing about it.

669
00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:08,040
Speaker 3: I mean, I know I said that was a ridiculous comment, Woody,

670
00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:10,200
Speaker 3: but she's she's got about two hundred grams worth of

671
00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:11,240
Speaker 3: swaddling cloth on her.

672
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:14,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's totally fair enough. I regret not nuding

673
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:21,080
Speaker 2: her up. But look, we still love her. She's adorable,

674
00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:25,040
Speaker 2: she's the best she look, she's looking forward to to

675
00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:28,000
Speaker 2: me strapping her on. It's no doubt about it. One

676
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:32,120
Speaker 2: more week, one more week. Just back to me in

677
00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:35,080
Speaker 2: the prem looking like a massive dog.

678
00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:38,200
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, right, Well, I obviously won be hanging out

679
00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:39,440
Speaker 4: with you for at least another week.

680
00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:41,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's fair. I understand you.

681
00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:48,320
Speaker 3: Lose her, all right, Flip Will and Woody.

682
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:51,640
Speaker 1: Back for more in just a bit the Will and

683
00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:53,280
Speaker 1: Woody podcast.

684
00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:58,360
Speaker 3: What we're talking about men wearing g strings consistently.

685
00:32:58,160 --> 00:33:02,000
Speaker 2: More specifically, we are talking about a man who exclusively

686
00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:05,960
Speaker 2: wears g strings. He called the show and revealed just that, Well,

687
00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:07,120
Speaker 2: what did you wear in the end?

688
00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:12,040
Speaker 6: I wear phones, Mate, get out of here, Criss exclusively

689
00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:15,040
Speaker 6: exclusively time.

690
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:16,880
Speaker 13: Me.

691
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:22,840
Speaker 2: We've obviously been thinking about there's a lot since last week.

692
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:23,440
Speaker 2: We didn't have the.

693
00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:24,360
Speaker 3: Opportunity about it.

694
00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:28,600
Speaker 2: We've been talking about it, thinking about it. We didn't

695
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:30,720
Speaker 2: have time to ask follow up questions to the great

696
00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:34,360
Speaker 2: Man Cameron. But the exciting news is he actually joins

697
00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:36,920
Speaker 2: us on the phone right now to answer some more questions.

698
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:40,640
Speaker 2: Get a Cameron, So Cameron, talk to us. Mate, how

699
00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:43,440
Speaker 2: do you get to the point where you are exclusively

700
00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:44,520
Speaker 2: wearing g strings?

701
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:48,880
Speaker 8: Well, when you got too much dunk in the trunk, mate,

702
00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:50,320
Speaker 8: it's card to a normal one, you know what I mean?

703
00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:55,000
Speaker 2: So so quite seriously, practically speaking, you were finding that

704
00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:58,160
Speaker 2: the more traditional underwear that the wife fronts, the boxes,

705
00:33:58,200 --> 00:34:00,920
Speaker 2: et cetera, were too restrictive on your.

706
00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:04,040
Speaker 8: Behind one, you know what I mean. Like it's when

707
00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:05,640
Speaker 8: you when you're doing squats at the gym, you can't

708
00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:08,799
Speaker 8: have those things. They like you just a little bit.

709
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:10,000
Speaker 6: Of work, It's possible.

710
00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:12,319
Speaker 2: Okay, So then how does it go by the way,

711
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:16,480
Speaker 2: because whaletail is a thing, right if you bend, do

712
00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:17,560
Speaker 2: you get you.

713
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:18,200
Speaker 3: Get whale tail?

714
00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:22,279
Speaker 8: Oh no, I gotta have a way of finding it.

715
00:34:23,719 --> 00:34:26,120
Speaker 3: The pants right up there? You got the pants right there?

716
00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:29,279
Speaker 2: Has there ever been a situation Karen where you've you've

717
00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:32,120
Speaker 2: bent over, the shirts become untucked and someone has seen

718
00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:33,120
Speaker 2: a glimpse of a g string?

719
00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:38,960
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm gone. Yeah, what's your I's commented as well,

720
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:40,840
Speaker 8: like they're saying that color and I think I'm.

721
00:34:41,640 --> 00:34:45,600
Speaker 3: What's your relationship said as Cameron, I'm married? And what

722
00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:46,439
Speaker 3: does your wife think?

723
00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:48,080
Speaker 6: Loves it?

724
00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:51,000
Speaker 3: Loves it? Loves it? Do you use hers? Do you

725
00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:51,680
Speaker 3: wear hers?

726
00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:55,080
Speaker 6: No?

727
00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:56,600
Speaker 8: No, no, the last one's out my style?

728
00:34:57,280 --> 00:34:58,200
Speaker 3: So what is your style?

729
00:34:58,320 --> 00:34:58,680
Speaker 2: Cameron?

730
00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:04,480
Speaker 8: I'm more like like the nicer loco style one. They

731
00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:05,560
Speaker 8: gotta cover your.

732
00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:08,279
Speaker 3: You're gonna have you don't have a pouch? Pouch?

733
00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:12,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I get that. I get that. And so

734
00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:16,400
Speaker 2: what about so change rooms? You know, obviously you have

735
00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:18,399
Speaker 2: a look around at change rooms when you get in dressed. Whatever,

736
00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:20,840
Speaker 2: what sort of action do you get where when you

737
00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:21,839
Speaker 2: chuck on a G string?

738
00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:28,439
Speaker 8: What do you some of the looking they looking like, wow,

739
00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:32,000
Speaker 8: this guy the normal exactly.

740
00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:36,080
Speaker 3: Thanks for Johnny's camera, Thank you Legend.

741
00:35:36,239 --> 00:35:38,000
Speaker 2: Okay, I want to focus on what he just said

742
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,600
Speaker 2: there though, is it what you just said before?

743
00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:42,000
Speaker 3: As well? You know you get a chan room, you're

744
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:43,600
Speaker 3: sort of looking around and he was like.

745
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:46,440
Speaker 2: No, but as if you don't have a look around,

746
00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:48,919
Speaker 2: I'll come on, William, when you go to the urine

747
00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:50,879
Speaker 2: or you have a peak and you see where you sit,

748
00:35:51,640 --> 00:36:01,560
Speaker 2: Yeah you do. It's a liar, just sneaker peek. Anyway,

749
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:06,600
Speaker 2: I want to focus on men wearing G strings. I

750
00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:09,520
Speaker 2: want to find out if Cameron is alone or if

751
00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:13,640
Speaker 2: there are other men out there who exclusively wear the

752
00:36:13,719 --> 00:36:18,360
Speaker 2: G bank. I still can't figure out why chunking the

753
00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:18,879
Speaker 2: trunk mate?

754
00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:21,200
Speaker 3: No, but I mean like why not just go commando?

755
00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:22,400
Speaker 2: Do you?

756
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:22,759
Speaker 10: What? Do you?

757
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:23,480
Speaker 3: What's it for?

758
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:26,360
Speaker 2: We're finding out that a bloke we just spoke to

759
00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:30,560
Speaker 2: called Cameron may be the only bloke in Australia who

760
00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:37,719
Speaker 2: exclusively wears the G banger And me, that's crazy. I'm

761
00:36:37,719 --> 00:36:41,480
Speaker 2: not overly shocks because we've never seen or heard anything

762
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:41,879
Speaker 2: like it.

763
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:45,359
Speaker 4: No again, we're not talking like you know. He doesn't

764
00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:47,359
Speaker 4: put it on for a strip show or something. This

765
00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:52,320
Speaker 4: is his nine to five. Jock is a nylon G bangerlyra,

766
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:54,560
Speaker 4: lycra and lycra.

767
00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:56,919
Speaker 2: He's clearly a big exercise guy because he was talking

768
00:36:56,920 --> 00:37:00,040
Speaker 2: about squats and he thinks that any other underwearers were streets.

769
00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:03,440
Speaker 3: You right, right right? What was a licra G.

770
00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:07,720
Speaker 2: Bank like like a G banger every single day? So again,

771
00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:10,080
Speaker 2: thirteen one oh six y five is our number if

772
00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:14,240
Speaker 2: you are another man that wears the G banger exclusively.

773
00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:17,560
Speaker 2: We've got Steve here. Here we go, Steve, O, you

774
00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:18,479
Speaker 2: wear a G string?

775
00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:20,719
Speaker 5: Steve, that's correct, boys, I do.

776
00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:22,840
Speaker 2: So how did you get there? Steve?

777
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:23,520
Speaker 13: So?

778
00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:27,240
Speaker 6: I was dating the girl last year and she reckoned

779
00:37:27,239 --> 00:37:30,040
Speaker 6: I wouldn't, so I did. And yeah I haven't looked

780
00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:30,520
Speaker 6: back since.

781
00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:32,680
Speaker 3: Oh so you just enjoyed it? Just the comfort?

782
00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:32,960
Speaker 6: Yeah?

783
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:33,480
Speaker 9: I love it?

784
00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:36,200
Speaker 3: Why what's the benefit there? Is it restrictive for you?

785
00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:36,680
Speaker 6: Comfortable?

786
00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:37,879
Speaker 3: And we've got a bit of jug in the trunk

787
00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:38,879
Speaker 3: as well, Steve.

788
00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:41,200
Speaker 6: No, not not much at all. That's why it's better.

789
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:44,400
Speaker 2: Yeah. Right, So Steve, talk to me about the difference

790
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:46,799
Speaker 2: between commando and G string? Like did you did you

791
00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:48,640
Speaker 2: try commando for a while if you like it?

792
00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:50,040
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's just not the same.

793
00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:55,120
Speaker 4: She hits that pouch protection front side, extraordinary outside pouch

794
00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:58,359
Speaker 4: because if you commando, Steve, it's irritating on the front.

795
00:37:58,360 --> 00:37:59,319
Speaker 6: See, it's just not right.

796
00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:02,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not right. No, well it's not cricket and

797
00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:03,000
Speaker 3: Steve O.

798
00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:05,200
Speaker 2: Can I ask people seeing you in the G string

799
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:06,520
Speaker 2: whether it's a change.

800
00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:07,640
Speaker 6: Room or not?

801
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:08,279
Speaker 10: Oh?

802
00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:14,200
Speaker 3: You know, you you that's it's a secret. G So

803
00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:16,480
Speaker 3: what do you do you're doing for work? Sorry, Steve,

804
00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:18,080
Speaker 3: you don't be asking what do you do for work?

805
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:20,120
Speaker 6: Okay?

806
00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:22,440
Speaker 3: So is there anyone that you know? How do you

807
00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:25,560
Speaker 3: cover it up? You got to hire a strict belt

808
00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:26,959
Speaker 3: policy or.

809
00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:29,480
Speaker 6: I've got a tight belt and keep the pants top

810
00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:30,160
Speaker 6: above the waist.

811
00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:32,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, well that's where pants normally are.

812
00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:35,759
Speaker 4: But no, I like, so you've never been with a

813
00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:37,640
Speaker 4: you know, whether a woman or a man or or

814
00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:40,200
Speaker 4: whatever and sort of whip the drawers down and they're

815
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:40,960
Speaker 4: being a bit shocked.

816
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:43,000
Speaker 3: Or you've done the bridget, you've had the bridget jones,

817
00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:44,160
Speaker 3: you've had the secrets.

818
00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:46,200
Speaker 6: They kind of embrace it sometimes, to be honest, they

819
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:46,840
Speaker 6: embrace it?

820
00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:47,319
Speaker 2: What way?

821
00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:49,640
Speaker 3: What way do they embrace it? No, I don't answer

822
00:38:49,640 --> 00:38:50,040
Speaker 3: that question.

823
00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:55,359
Speaker 2: That's true. I'd embrace you, Steve, I would metaphorically.

824
00:38:55,640 --> 00:38:57,760
Speaker 3: You've said a couple of interesting things in this topic.

825
00:38:57,800 --> 00:38:59,719
Speaker 3: I think it's the concept a couple of interesting things.

826
00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:02,800
Speaker 3: How George in the song Totally Wild Chat.

827
00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:05,279
Speaker 2: I shooed from the hip Will And I just think

828
00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:07,560
Speaker 2: there's something about the confidence of a bloke who decides

829
00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:09,239
Speaker 2: to go I'm going to wear a G banger, and

830
00:39:09,239 --> 00:39:12,359
Speaker 2: I would go fist pump. Maybe that's what I'd offer.

831
00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:14,120
Speaker 3: You'd fist pump if I saw it. I think we

832
00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:16,880
Speaker 3: just need to leave the word fist out of everything. Jody,

833
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:20,759
Speaker 3: I'm thirty six five. I got very worried. Jody. You

834
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:22,560
Speaker 3: know someone who does this? You know another bloke who

835
00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:23,080
Speaker 3: wears a job.

836
00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:27,680
Speaker 15: I definitely do. I definitely do. As I was saying,

837
00:39:27,719 --> 00:39:31,800
Speaker 15: My uncle more than twenty years ago, married my auntie

838
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:36,480
Speaker 15: Auntie and oh dear, so we actually gave him the

839
00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:40,520
Speaker 15: G string as a joke, and he then jokingly wore

840
00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:43,799
Speaker 15: it on his wedding day and enjoyed it so much

841
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:46,120
Speaker 15: he's still wearing them today in his fifty.

842
00:39:46,239 --> 00:39:51,200
Speaker 2: Phenomenal, absolutely phenomenal. And what is your auntie.

843
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:54,520
Speaker 3: Year old man?

844
00:39:55,239 --> 00:39:58,200
Speaker 15: As I am. She's still horrified. She still rings me

845
00:39:58,239 --> 00:39:59,880
Speaker 15: and says, oh my god, I have to go underwear.

846
00:40:00,239 --> 00:40:02,680
Speaker 15: And he still wants these damn g strings and she

847
00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:05,440
Speaker 15: blames me for her every day, like every time she

848
00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:08,120
Speaker 15: has to buy them, and I'm horrified.

849
00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:11,160
Speaker 3: She goes shopping like where would you god them?

850
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:11,359
Speaker 4: Now?

851
00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:12,600
Speaker 15: Online?

852
00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:17,279
Speaker 3: She does? You would?

853
00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:22,120
Speaker 15: And he's a he's a good old farmer, so the farm.

854
00:40:22,239 --> 00:40:23,040
Speaker 6: Yeah, he's a farmer.

855
00:40:24,239 --> 00:40:27,200
Speaker 2: That is bloody extraordinary stuff. Joy, what a bending over

856
00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:28,400
Speaker 2: as a farmer as well?

857
00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:29,160
Speaker 3: Like, surely, but.

858
00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:32,040
Speaker 4: You're in the paddic though, yeah, just you and the cow,

859
00:40:32,239 --> 00:40:34,600
Speaker 4: just doing the livestock thanks to the court, Jude. Is

860
00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:37,200
Speaker 4: he coming out of the woodwork now, aren't they? Isaac? Isaac?

861
00:40:37,239 --> 00:40:38,240
Speaker 4: You where g bangers?

862
00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:42,600
Speaker 16: Look, there was a time when I took this girl

863
00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:45,880
Speaker 16: out right, I spent probably almost five six hundred dollars

864
00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:47,480
Speaker 16: on a night out with her.

865
00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:50,640
Speaker 3: She whizz and look she came back to the mind.

866
00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:52,960
Speaker 16: And I'll tell you what she was My impressed man,

867
00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:54,879
Speaker 16: I'll see her right now, she walked out the door.

868
00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:56,520
Speaker 16: I spend that amount of money on.

869
00:40:56,480 --> 00:41:03,279
Speaker 2: Her because she saw the banger. Ye talk to me

870
00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:06,319
Speaker 2: about it, describing Isaac. What sort of string wasn't talk to.

871
00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:11,000
Speaker 16: Me, mother, It's one of those like it's exclusive quality.

872
00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:11,680
Speaker 11: I'm talking to.

873
00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:14,480
Speaker 16: The one you see in Playboy magazines.

874
00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:18,480
Speaker 3: Mate, it's well and woody Woods. It's your old man.

875
00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:20,040
Speaker 3: Steve back on the show.

876
00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:24,120
Speaker 2: Absolutely plays music. Jordan, My god, I.

877
00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:32,640
Speaker 4: Mean sloppy about sloppy start, sloppy start for George.

878
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:37,240
Speaker 2: Dad, you rarely have a miss on this show. Hello,

879
00:41:37,239 --> 00:41:42,600
Speaker 2: by the way, Hello, Yeah, good Steve, welcome back, mate.

880
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:44,720
Speaker 4: I'm gonna be honest. It was not my first choice.

881
00:41:44,719 --> 00:41:48,680
Speaker 4: But if anybody missed it. You decided to get in

882
00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:51,120
Speaker 4: your in your toy car. You for it then you've

883
00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:53,439
Speaker 4: bought since retirement, and give it a test drive live

884
00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:53,839
Speaker 4: on air.

885
00:41:57,640 --> 00:41:59,600
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, what an engine?

886
00:42:00,320 --> 00:42:04,960
Speaker 3: Oh we didn't hear anything.

887
00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:12,480
Speaker 9: I think a sixty eight year old man who's across technology,

888
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:14,640
Speaker 9: isn't it fantastic to hear it?

889
00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:14,799
Speaker 13: Is?

890
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Speaker 2: It is, Dad, And you're a man ahead of your time.

891
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Speaker 2: You're very progressive for your for your for your age

892
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Speaker 2: of late sixties. But Dad, I want to I want

893
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Speaker 2: to sort of edge you towards an area where I

894
00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:27,360
Speaker 2: know you're a lot stronger, and it's effectively telling stories

895
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Speaker 2: about you embarrassing yourself. Now, you came over last night

896
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Speaker 2: and you sort of gave me the bare bones of

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Speaker 2: an incident that you went through. But I'd love I

898
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Speaker 2: feel like I had to stop you last night before

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Speaker 2: he went into detail, because I think Australia needs to

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Speaker 2: hear stories about you. So if you just want to

901
00:42:44,120 --> 00:42:46,160
Speaker 2: fire away with what happened to you recently.

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Speaker 9: Okay, you're talking about the funeral.

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Speaker 2: I'm talking about the funeral down I am.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, actually brought this toned down a bit, hasn't it.

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Speaker 9: I'll try and miss it again. Talk at the funeral recently,

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Speaker 9: my cousin's funeral. And anyway, so at the moment right

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Speaker 9: and they said, now you know, call upon his cousin,

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Speaker 9: Stephen Whitelaw to come up to the lectern and talk

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Speaker 9: about his cousin. Walked up there, and I decided that

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Speaker 9: the poem so I tired it out. I had put

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Speaker 9: it on the left turn and whether it was my

912
00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:25,920
Speaker 9: hands were shaking because of newions or whether there's a

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Speaker 9: draft or something, but the notes fell on the floor.

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Speaker 9: So anyway, so I quickly bent over to pick up

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Speaker 9: the notes and there's this minded lip right the back

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Speaker 9: feet and my pants had just been blown out completely.

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Speaker 9: The only person I didn't panic, which I've really impressed

918
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Speaker 9: myself with, but the only person who is aware of it.

919
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Speaker 9: Because the microphones up the head heart, they wouldn't have

920
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Speaker 9: heard the terrible rip on the through of the mic,

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Speaker 9: and it was the one. So I thought, well, can

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Speaker 9: get away with this maybe, and I said, written a pan.

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Speaker 9: But I got over that.

924
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Speaker 18: And then I thought that was my best pair and

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Speaker 18: only only suit, and it's cost a fortune to replace,

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Speaker 18: and I started getting bit of emotional. I was thinking, oh,

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Speaker 18: that's going to cost me about just down hundred bucks

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Speaker 18: to place that, and I started to just tear up

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Speaker 18: a little bit. Anyway, so I got back and looked

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Speaker 18: up at the crowd and very patient, and then they

931
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Speaker 18: saw me with tears, and then I looked out the

932
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Speaker 18: front row, and then that started a whole range of people,

933
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Speaker 18: whom women and men started crying because I could see

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Speaker 18: that I was emotional about talking about my deceased cousin.

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Speaker 9: And anyway, so being a tree through where I steadied myself,

936
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Speaker 9: stood up straight and delivered the pod and everything was fine.

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Speaker 9: I even believed one of the lives. He gave me

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Speaker 9: fifty bucks from the last Cup day, and I was

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Speaker 9: nice enough to delete Internet.

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Speaker 3: It sounds like old Square out.

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Speaker 9: You've got these sponsors for a suit.

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Speaker 3: No, absolutely not