WEBVTT - The Audacious Bath 0:00:00.840 --> 0:00:06.160 Why from Richmond Gold one four point three HQG, Melbourne, Australia. 0:00:06.480 --> 0:00:09.119 I'm accustomed to the world Christian and then the aliens 0:00:09.119 --> 0:00:09.400 got me. 0:00:10.920 --> 0:00:13.039 I don't think an Acura puntry should ever take your 0:00:13.039 --> 0:00:14.360 first tack for sure. 0:00:14.600 --> 0:00:16.959 Now I can't need forts starts now. 0:00:22.200 --> 0:00:25.400 Well, everyone listening right now, Jack boasts know this. We 0:00:25.480 --> 0:00:27.960 are lucky to have Patrina Jones with us. That's every 0:00:28.040 --> 0:00:32.000 day a status update. We're lucky she walks amongst us. However, 0:00:32.040 --> 0:00:34.480 today we're lucky she's here alive. She almost got taken 0:00:34.520 --> 0:00:36.080 down with bad food poison yesterday. 0:00:36.200 --> 0:00:39.000 You're right, Pad, I'm all right, yes, can't say the 0:00:39.080 --> 0:00:40.680 same for the chicken we bought. 0:00:41.320 --> 0:00:43.320 She sent me a photo. We can't obviously share it 0:00:43.360 --> 0:00:46.880 with you on air. However, that thing had more pink 0:00:46.920 --> 0:00:49.320 in it and red than it was like white meat. 0:00:50.159 --> 0:00:52.120 I actually seriously, but you sent with the photo. I 0:00:52.159 --> 0:00:56.120 started to dry heat a very very sensitive disposition, this 0:00:56.240 --> 0:00:58.360 pomy and it doesn't take much to start. They'll put 0:00:59.800 --> 0:01:02.400 loo that's that road. 0:01:03.040 --> 0:01:05.039 How much did you bite into it already? Like, how 0:01:05.120 --> 0:01:06.440 much did you Well, that's. 0:01:06.280 --> 0:01:09.560 The trouble, Like we've had maybe half a dozen bites 0:01:09.640 --> 0:01:12.720 to we realize getting closer to the bone bits that 0:01:12.880 --> 0:01:13.320 it was. 0:01:14.560 --> 0:01:17.520 My throat started to tighten. Same, what is it about chicken? 0:01:17.560 --> 0:01:20.840 Because beef you can have you know, steate, tartar, you 0:01:20.840 --> 0:01:23.360 can have it a bit underdone or you know, medium 0:01:23.400 --> 0:01:25.720 or whatever. However, chicken, I mean you can. Have you 0:01:25.720 --> 0:01:27.319 ever had proper food poison from chicken? 0:01:27.440 --> 0:01:27.760 I have? 0:01:28.280 --> 0:01:29.160 It's really bad. 0:01:29.319 --> 0:01:31.520 When I was about eighteen, it was horrendous. 0:01:32.360 --> 0:01:34.720 Here's the difference, right, So this if this happened to 0:01:34.760 --> 0:01:36.520 me and I saw pink bits, I think that is terrible. 0:01:36.560 --> 0:01:39.119 I'll put that in the bin and not eat anymore. However, 0:01:39.160 --> 0:01:41.640 my wife would drive to the place and tell them, 0:01:42.040 --> 0:01:44.880 even if it meant an hour's trip. And that is 0:01:44.880 --> 0:01:47.280 where we're different, right, and you come here. I don't 0:01:47.319 --> 0:01:49.480 have any problem about doing that. But I can't do that. 0:01:49.560 --> 0:01:51.320 I should do I just haven't. 0:01:51.480 --> 0:01:53.240 I think you've done. If you've done that, Pats, you've 0:01:53.240 --> 0:01:55.320 done the right thing. But yeah, I wouldn't. I wouldn't 0:01:55.360 --> 0:01:56.600 bother or have the balls. 0:01:57.600 --> 0:02:00.520 I mean you could. Seriously, So what happened yesterday? So 0:02:00.880 --> 0:02:03.120 you're eating it with where they were, love God. 0:02:03.000 --> 0:02:05.240 Your husbands, with the family, and. 0:02:05.640 --> 0:02:07.840 So they order your daughter eating someone as well. 0:02:07.920 --> 0:02:11.440 Yeah, she had a whole drumsticks and. 0:02:12.960 --> 0:02:15.040 Said the image by the way of all them just 0:02:15.040 --> 0:02:19.160 eating with their hands, probably not even off plates. People 0:02:19.240 --> 0:02:22.000 just eat drumsticks, not. 0:02:21.840 --> 0:02:27.519 Like the stone. No, we'd eating it, and I know. 0:02:27.560 --> 0:02:30.679 I said to my husband, this is just this is disgusting, 0:02:30.720 --> 0:02:32.320 and he said, you know what, We'll just just throw 0:02:32.360 --> 0:02:34.040 it out wiping. 0:02:36.440 --> 0:02:36.840 Underdone. 0:02:37.000 --> 0:02:37.920 If you don't want it, I'll have. 0:02:38.040 --> 0:02:40.520 It, you know what I'm like. And I said, no, 0:02:40.639 --> 0:02:43.440 this isn't good enough. They'll make someone sick if then 0:02:43.520 --> 0:02:46.520 maybe they're not aware of it. So I was actually 0:02:46.560 --> 0:02:49.480 my jarmys. So I got dressed again and Chris is like, 0:02:49.560 --> 0:02:51.600 I can't believe you're bothering with this, and I said, no, 0:02:51.680 --> 0:02:54.120 it's the principle of the matter. It's not the money. 0:02:54.240 --> 0:02:56.200 So I yeah, I went back up there and just 0:02:56.360 --> 0:02:59.000 made them aware that they need to cook it a bit. 0:02:59.080 --> 0:03:00.919 And did you put your um re fairs cape on 0:03:00.960 --> 0:03:04.200 as well before you went down consumer lady? Is it 0:03:04.320 --> 0:03:10.880 to do? Yeah, you're underplaying. Okay, you're underplaying what went 0:03:10.919 --> 0:03:12.160 in when you went down there? 0:03:12.360 --> 0:03:14.359 No, no, no, you are underplaying. 0:03:15.000 --> 0:03:17.600 Come on, because you are not the mild manager. You 0:03:17.720 --> 0:03:18.919 know I just went down. 0:03:19.440 --> 0:03:23.160 I just thought you should know, just in case I. 0:03:22.960 --> 0:03:23.800 Was just near death. 0:03:23.919 --> 0:03:26.840 But well, look, you know me. Well so you can 0:03:26.960 --> 0:03:28.280 imagine what went down. 0:03:28.440 --> 0:03:30.560 But the volcano turn up. 0:03:30.720 --> 0:03:34.960 It may have were there other customers in the store. 0:03:35.160 --> 0:03:38.120 There may have been keyline that you don't want to 0:03:38.160 --> 0:03:40.360 say right now, I'll say it for you, was why 0:03:40.360 --> 0:03:45.080 are you raising your voice like that? Well, we're luckily 0:03:45.120 --> 0:03:45.840 we got a live. 0:03:45.720 --> 0:03:49.120 There the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh 0:03:49.240 --> 0:03:49.960 four point three. 0:03:50.160 --> 0:03:51.880 If you're in a situation like that and you feel 0:03:51.920 --> 0:03:56.480 awkward about complaining, let Patsy know. She'll do it for you. 0:03:56.560 --> 0:04:03.160 Took out the Cape on the Mafia marching to some business. 0:04:03.640 --> 0:04:05.960 I bet you're good at a strongly worded letter as well. 0:04:06.360 --> 0:04:14.960 Yeah, but I prefer face communication, no paper, trail, no. 0:04:15.520 --> 0:04:17.599 Yeah, snooker ball in a sock right. 0:04:19.560 --> 0:04:21.240 Concrete. 0:04:21.839 --> 0:04:24.000 Yesterday it was a beautiful day here right, So is 0:04:24.240 --> 0:04:27.960 spring this weekend, first September Sunday. I can't believe that 0:04:27.960 --> 0:04:30.720 that's great, but only feels like you can feel that 0:04:30.160 --> 0:04:35.159 the atmosphere, the seasons are changing, and yesterday was another 0:04:35.240 --> 0:04:37.760 stunning day. So in the afternoon about two or three, 0:04:37.880 --> 0:04:40.200 which all that was was fresh, but the sun was out, 0:04:40.480 --> 0:04:42.680 wasn't a cloud in the sky. And so I walk 0:04:42.720 --> 0:04:45.719 the dog on International dog Toma Dog. It was International 0:04:45.760 --> 0:04:47.640 Dog Day, So this is your day. Let's go for 0:04:47.640 --> 0:04:50.200 your favorite water, which is always down the beach, and 0:04:50.480 --> 0:04:52.160 it's a beautiful day. They were down the beach, was 0:04:52.200 --> 0:04:56.560 hardly anywhere else around. And I've often wondered sometimes having 0:04:56.640 --> 0:04:59.520 having dogs, I also wonder sometimes would it be better 0:04:59.520 --> 0:05:01.960 than relationsh ship if they could talk? But then I 0:05:01.960 --> 0:05:04.159 fear actually they'd be really boring because they don't do 0:05:04.279 --> 0:05:04.760 much today. 0:05:05.360 --> 0:05:07.720 There they get and get excited by the smallest thing. 0:05:07.640 --> 0:05:09.520 The smallest things, And I think it's why they call 0:05:09.600 --> 0:05:12.479 it man's best friend, because they don't ruin that relationship 0:05:12.480 --> 0:05:16.480 by asking you questions. You know, I love my wife, 0:05:16.520 --> 0:05:21.599 but if there was the mute, but I think the 0:05:21.640 --> 0:05:24.640 relationship would be a lot strong. Twenty four seven of course. 0:05:25.160 --> 0:05:27.280 But anyway I walk in the dog, I get chatted 0:05:27.320 --> 0:05:29.400 another dog owner. That's what we do. Do you have 0:05:29.400 --> 0:05:31.000 those conversations when you walk in Luna? 0:05:31.120 --> 0:05:32.600 Yeah, you always make friends with another dog. 0:05:32.839 --> 0:05:34.840 Sometimes it's someone I've seen before. Got no idea what 0:05:34.920 --> 0:05:36.520 the human name is, but I know where the little 0:05:36.520 --> 0:05:38.839 dog is. And saw a little dog I've seen before, 0:05:38.920 --> 0:05:40.920 a niche and you and just sort of which wasn't 0:05:40.920 --> 0:05:43.480 even interested in this little dog and the little dogs 0:05:43.640 --> 0:05:45.600 because I've got a German shepherd dog. They always want 0:05:45.600 --> 0:05:47.599 to try and act up to the big dog, like 0:05:47.720 --> 0:05:50.359 I'm not scared. Was my shepherd dog has never bothered 0:05:50.400 --> 0:05:52.359 with the little ones because this is like, you're just 0:05:52.400 --> 0:05:55.760 a cat, mean, not a dog. I don't need to 0:05:55.839 --> 0:05:58.920 even factor you being on this beach. But anyways, Chanter's 0:05:58.960 --> 0:06:01.960 lady and she said, oh, this is birthday yesterday, which 0:06:02.000 --> 0:06:02.920 win Sunday. 0:06:02.960 --> 0:06:05.000 A birthday followed by international dog days. 0:06:05.279 --> 0:06:07.359 What a great double day for a dog. What a 0:06:07.440 --> 0:06:10.000 time to be alive. You're that little dog. And I said, 0:06:10.000 --> 0:06:12.120 all right, lovely, She went, yes, I got my special 0:06:12.200 --> 0:06:15.039 cake made. Oh did you know this was a thing. 0:06:15.279 --> 0:06:18.280 I bet I'm not surprised. Yeah, there's all that kind 0:06:18.320 --> 0:06:19.160 of stuff for dogs. 0:06:19.240 --> 0:06:22.400 How revaulting does this sound? And no dogs will eat anything, 0:06:22.440 --> 0:06:25.440 I mean, they'll eat their own vomit. But a cake 0:06:25.560 --> 0:06:29.320 made of banana and mince meat not cooked? 0:06:30.160 --> 0:06:30.360 Yeah? 0:06:30.520 --> 0:06:32.400 Cooked? Oh that's baked together. 0:06:33.120 --> 0:06:35.520 Other than sound so bad? 0:06:35.960 --> 0:06:40.599 Banana flavored steak. That's this proof that dogs will eat anything. 0:06:40.720 --> 0:06:43.360 It sounded abstlee. However, she then went, do you want 0:06:43.360 --> 0:06:44.720 to see some photos? You know when you want to 0:06:44.760 --> 0:06:47.920 go but you can't. I went, oh, yeah, okay, and 0:06:48.040 --> 0:06:50.240 be more voice said okay. The camera was coming out. 0:06:50.279 --> 0:06:52.000 We're getting in those gal it's not this one. It's 0:06:53.360 --> 0:06:55.280 scrolling along and I think I get on with it. 0:06:55.480 --> 0:06:58.200 And then she said me, this dog was tearing this 0:06:58.320 --> 0:07:01.640 cake apart. This dog looked really really happy. But I 0:07:01.640 --> 0:07:03.440 didn't know that you could actually get a cake maker 0:07:03.560 --> 0:07:04.520 to make a dog cake. 0:07:04.600 --> 0:07:06.919 We don't even get presents for Lenna on her birthday. 0:07:07.080 --> 0:07:09.320 You did get We did for the first couple of 0:07:09.400 --> 0:07:13.600 years on her birthday. Yeah, they would actually felt so 0:07:13.720 --> 0:07:16.120 sorry for the dog. It would just wrap up the 0:07:16.280 --> 0:07:22.200 normal food. There's almost something cruel about it. God, what 0:07:22.360 --> 0:07:26.160 is it? Is it one of those pigses? Are you taking? 0:07:26.200 --> 0:07:30.280 This is why yesterday the Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's 0:07:30.320 --> 0:07:31.800 Gold one four point three. 0:07:32.440 --> 0:07:34.320 Whatever you hear us talking about the show, you can 0:07:34.360 --> 0:07:37.280 always join the conversation whenever you want. We called it 0:07:37.360 --> 0:07:41.080 late to the party and we love your emails. Late 0:07:47.400 --> 0:07:48.880 and It's nice to get the emails back, and I 0:07:48.880 --> 0:07:51.320 would obviously been busy the last two weeks with Who's 0:07:51.320 --> 0:07:53.560 calling Christian? But I've come back and there are some 0:07:53.760 --> 0:07:56.880 amazing emails here. Christian late to the party. This is 0:07:56.920 --> 0:08:00.160 from Ben about three weeks late on this one. But 0:08:00.200 --> 0:08:03.440 in regards to the Stranger's place, you've ever seen a frakha? 0:08:03.880 --> 0:08:04.120 Yeah? 0:08:04.280 --> 0:08:08.120 I open invitation for any stories involving unusual place you've 0:08:08.120 --> 0:08:10.200 seen a fraka or of course otherwise known as a 0:08:10.240 --> 0:08:14.640 bru haha and sometimes melee as well a plane. A 0:08:14.640 --> 0:08:16.760 wedding band, I reckon? You know, we could do a 0:08:16.800 --> 0:08:20.400 whole phone in about wedding bands, good and bad that 0:08:20.480 --> 0:08:23.520 you've seen, and what wedding bands have seen as well. 0:08:23.520 --> 0:08:26.360 What's that great Adam Sadler movie The Wedding Singer? What 0:08:26.440 --> 0:08:28.640 a great film that is? Christ and IM playing a 0:08:28.680 --> 0:08:31.280 wedding band earlier this year, we're playing a beautiful wedding 0:08:31.360 --> 0:08:34.480 out on the Mornington Peninsula when we saw a fight 0:08:34.559 --> 0:08:37.320 break out in the crowd. Do you know what I reckon? 0:08:37.360 --> 0:08:40.080 This isn't unusual about fights at weddings. I don't know 0:08:40.080 --> 0:08:42.680 whether it was the two families, alcohol or even within 0:08:42.679 --> 0:08:46.280 a family, relatives that don't often hang out together and 0:08:46.320 --> 0:08:50.920 it all comes together on old family tensions. What's this 0:08:51.000 --> 0:08:52.760 a strange thing to see a wedding. But the time 0:08:52.800 --> 0:08:57.679 we were actually midway through playing the song Happy, it 0:08:57.720 --> 0:09:03.040 almost feels like it's in Quentin and you know how 0:09:03.080 --> 0:09:05.680 he puts like an innocent you know, like stuck in 0:09:05.679 --> 0:09:07.840 the Middle with You, which is an upbeat, inane pop song, 0:09:08.120 --> 0:09:10.560 but forever changed now because of the years slashing scene 0:09:10.559 --> 0:09:13.560 in Reservoir Dogs. That's not Happy he's playing and there's 0:09:13.600 --> 0:09:17.840 a fistfight, sorry, a fraka on the dance floor. Ben, 0:09:17.920 --> 0:09:21.240 thank you very much for that. This comes from Sean 0:09:21.320 --> 0:09:26.240 and Croydon. Christian re enjoyed the random, wonderful craziness of 0:09:26.559 --> 0:09:29.880 Who's calling? I heard last week the great Jack Thompson 0:09:29.960 --> 0:09:32.080 called in. Reminded me of one of my dad's stories 0:09:32.080 --> 0:09:35.280 about how he actually met the great mister Thompson. My 0:09:35.360 --> 0:09:37.240 dad was a sergeant in the army and he once 0:09:37.280 --> 0:09:40.720 saw a soldier lying lying down with his uniform messy 0:09:40.760 --> 0:09:44.240 and untouched, on the office's mess lawn. Dad was a 0:09:44.280 --> 0:09:47.600 furious and very strict drill sergeant began to scream at 0:09:47.600 --> 0:09:51.000 the soldier for this unspeakable act, only to find out 0:09:51.000 --> 0:09:53.560 it was a young actor who was filming around the 0:09:53.600 --> 0:09:56.840 corner on the base and it was young Jack Thompson 0:09:56.840 --> 0:09:58.600 who just wandered off for a bit of a break. 0:09:59.320 --> 0:10:01.559 They had a laugh and my dad calmed down apologized. 0:10:01.559 --> 0:10:03.440 But my dad was always very proud of this story 0:10:03.640 --> 0:10:05.320 and the fact that he, as he would tell everyone 0:10:05.360 --> 0:10:10.199 over the years, yelled at a big star that's great. 0:10:10.200 --> 0:10:11.760 Do you know what, Maybe there's a phone in wonder 0:10:11.760 --> 0:10:14.160 but have you ever had words with a celebrity or 0:10:14.240 --> 0:10:16.640 yelled at someone famous? If you ever got an email 0:10:16.720 --> 0:10:18.760 for late to the party, we love getting them a 0:10:18.800 --> 0:10:21.160 showing them on air. Christian at Gold one four three 0:10:21.240 --> 0:10:22.599 dot com dot au. 0:10:22.520 --> 0:10:25.920 The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four 0:10:25.960 --> 0:10:26.560 point three. 0:10:26.720 --> 0:10:29.720 So yesterday on the show we announced how your voting 0:10:29.720 --> 0:10:31.480 are gone for the winner of Who's Calling Christian and 0:10:31.520 --> 0:10:34.600 it was the great Olivia Newton John was a very 0:10:34.960 --> 0:10:38.200 deserving winner in the twenty thousand dollars and of course 0:10:38.200 --> 0:10:40.800 the charity of her choice is her own charity and 0:10:40.800 --> 0:10:43.960 foundation which is right here in Melbourne, the Olivia Newton 0:10:44.000 --> 0:10:48.400 John Research and Wellness Center and listener Ryan was the 0:10:48.400 --> 0:10:50.839 guy who gets twenty thousand dollars fro him South that 0:10:50.920 --> 0:10:53.440 he is a what a kiddy was yesterday that we 0:10:53.440 --> 0:10:55.680 spoke to him, What a lovely guy. He's giving ten 0:10:55.720 --> 0:10:57.960 thousand dollars of his own money. I don't know anyone 0:10:57.960 --> 0:10:59.600 else who don't even know if we would do this, 0:11:00.000 --> 0:11:01.880 ten thousand dollars of his winnings that he can do 0:11:01.920 --> 0:11:04.720 with whatever he wants. Two are living Newton John's charity 0:11:04.720 --> 0:11:07.440 as well, and he's giving another couple of grand to 0:11:07.520 --> 0:11:10.720 the RSPCA, and it's going down this week with his 0:11:10.800 --> 0:11:14.320 new winnings to get a rescue buppy. It's just a 0:11:14.360 --> 0:11:16.959 lovely chat yesterday, which we'll give a little replay later 0:11:17.000 --> 0:11:18.920 on this morning. The big thing we all want to 0:11:18.960 --> 0:11:22.360 say is we can't believe how how much fun it was. 0:11:22.400 --> 0:11:23.400 And I hope it was a lot of fun for 0:11:23.480 --> 0:11:25.160 you listening to it as well. And it's a really 0:11:25.240 --> 0:11:27.960 unusual way of doing a radio competition, you know, like 0:11:28.000 --> 0:11:30.079 a lot of stuff we try and do here, we're 0:11:30.080 --> 0:11:32.280 trying to add something different in the morning to the dial. 0:11:32.520 --> 0:11:34.959 And who's coning Christian was a big leap. I wasn't 0:11:34.960 --> 0:11:36.040 even sure if we were going to do it. I 0:11:36.040 --> 0:11:38.280 don't know if you'd enjoy it. It involves you having to 0:11:38.280 --> 0:11:40.000 do extra work and no one wants to do that 0:11:40.040 --> 0:11:44.160 early in the morning. Asking celebrities online Instagram, Facebook, It's 0:11:44.200 --> 0:11:46.680 all new. It's all a bit of will this work out? 0:11:46.800 --> 0:11:49.240 But people did call him? Have an listen to this? Then? 0:11:49.320 --> 0:11:51.120 This is just some of our all we think are 0:11:51.360 --> 0:11:54.360 and your favorite moments of the last two weeks. Just 0:11:54.440 --> 0:11:58.200 in ten shows, what shall we number? We're on number 0:11:58.240 --> 0:12:00.360 two hundred and fifty six. This is still a very 0:12:00.400 --> 0:12:02.400 young breakfast show when you think about the shows that 0:12:02.440 --> 0:12:04.320 we're up against. But how a listen to this? This 0:12:04.440 --> 0:12:07.080 is you have made this work. I've absolutely loved it. 0:12:07.640 --> 0:12:09.240 We can't be any more grateful for this. But this 0:12:09.360 --> 0:12:14.160 is our best of Who's Calling Christian twenty nineteen. Enjoy Who? 0:12:13.960 --> 0:12:14.760 Who Who. 0:12:17.400 --> 0:12:24.520 Calling Christian? Who is going to be the first person 0:12:24.600 --> 0:12:27.520 you've got to call us on? Who's calling Christian? 0:12:28.000 --> 0:12:28.920 Christian? Good morning? 0:12:28.920 --> 0:12:31.440 It's God, peas. I should be being quieter than I 0:12:31.480 --> 0:12:33.520 am because my two year olds asleep downstairs and he 0:12:33.600 --> 0:12:34.959 may wake up, but I don't care. 0:12:35.040 --> 0:12:36.560 That's fine, Hey, Christian. 0:12:36.640 --> 0:12:38.920 Jeffrey callingson. 0:12:38.960 --> 0:12:40.040 Well, this is Richard Reed. 0:12:40.160 --> 0:12:43.559 Hello, I must say, and you've kind of taken Australian 0:12:43.679 --> 0:12:44.560 radio by storm. 0:12:44.600 --> 0:12:46.720 How are you, mister? I don't think my storm more 0:12:46.760 --> 0:12:47.959 by mist or drizzle. 0:12:48.360 --> 0:12:49.600 How about a London fog. 0:12:51.720 --> 0:12:56.000 Hi's Corey Filman calling from Ali Hy Christian, It's Todd McKinney. Here. 0:12:56.120 --> 0:12:58.040 This is Naki Beer calling Christian. 0:12:58.160 --> 0:12:58.760 It's Agro. 0:12:59.160 --> 0:13:00.960 Agro. If you had a superpower, what would it be, 0:13:01.640 --> 0:13:02.600 the power. 0:13:02.320 --> 0:13:03.800 To look through clothing? 0:13:06.720 --> 0:13:07.920 You've gone quiet. 0:13:07.640 --> 0:13:10.400 Now, Angro is twenty nineteen. Okay, the world is a 0:13:10.520 --> 0:13:14.160 very different place. You cannot be perving on people through clothing. Okay, Yeah, 0:13:14.280 --> 0:13:15.320 that's my super power. 0:13:15.400 --> 0:13:16.640 You can't do nothing about it. 0:13:16.800 --> 0:13:21.400 Powell, right, give me a superpowert power stand away. 0:13:21.200 --> 0:13:24.160 From the next way glasses at the back of the comic. 0:13:25.720 --> 0:13:25.880 Night. 0:13:30.480 --> 0:13:35.400 Hey Christians, big boy, good Christian is the heart. 0:13:35.559 --> 0:13:41.240 I'm looking for, missus, Olivia and John. 0:13:41.520 --> 0:13:42.839 I used to be a super fan of yours in 0:13:42.880 --> 0:13:44.520 the eighties and I don't want to scape. I used 0:13:44.520 --> 0:13:47.360 to have your poster on my wall. Lovely. 0:13:47.720 --> 0:13:49.520 Well, if you might be interested then that I've got 0:13:49.559 --> 0:13:51.600 an auction coming up with all my users done from 0:13:51.640 --> 0:13:54.960 the eighties. 0:13:55.160 --> 0:13:55.640 Christians. 0:13:55.720 --> 0:13:58.280 Kevin Sheedy here, I tell people from all around the world, 0:13:58.280 --> 0:14:02.199 and EAVI go to Melbourne the botannical catol for a 0:14:02.520 --> 0:14:04.720 nisen little sub blank and then you walk down through 0:14:04.760 --> 0:14:08.679 the gardens. I reckon, there's a TV show in Sheety's 0:14:08.720 --> 0:14:10.839 hanging baskets of Melbourne. 0:14:11.480 --> 0:14:17.600 I love your problems. Yeah, it's quite wrong, good Christian. 0:14:17.679 --> 0:14:18.800 This is David Strassman. 0:14:19.200 --> 0:14:22.440 Christian, it's Jack Thompson. I'm as the old blog used 0:14:22.480 --> 0:14:24.520 to say, a box of birds, very chirky. 0:14:25.240 --> 0:14:26.760 I love that. I've never had that phrase in my 0:14:26.840 --> 0:14:28.680 life chat, but I'm going to start using it today. 0:14:28.760 --> 0:14:29.520 Box of birds? 0:14:30.000 --> 0:14:30.440 How are you? 0:14:30.640 --> 0:14:31.880 Christian boer. 0:14:33.280 --> 0:14:35.800 Hey, Christian for Cuddie Wilks calling. 0:14:35.640 --> 0:14:39.120 Great of Carl. One of my relatives is an anethetist, 0:14:39.360 --> 0:14:41.440 and they used to have a game called the Suck 0:14:41.480 --> 0:14:48.320 Simuthsonium Dash, and saximothsonian is drug that paralyzes everything when 0:14:48.600 --> 0:14:50.000 things are quiet. They get three or four of them 0:14:50.000 --> 0:14:51.800 on a corridor at three o'clock in the morning, and 0:14:51.880 --> 0:14:54.040 then they'd inject one of them with suximothonium and see 0:14:54.080 --> 0:14:56.560 how far they'd get down the corridor before they sell over. 0:14:56.760 --> 0:14:58.800 Then they caught them, they'd have to then bag them 0:14:58.840 --> 0:15:01.160 and into baits them until came good in the five minutes. 0:15:02.880 --> 0:15:06.080 This sounds like a new Channel ten TV show. 0:15:08.520 --> 0:15:11.239 By Christian is from Pseudoicas. 0:15:11.360 --> 0:15:13.920 It's Shelly Kraft here from Channel nine of the block. 0:15:14.080 --> 0:15:15.960 Hey, Christian is Bear Grills. 0:15:16.200 --> 0:15:18.440 We only have a DVD player back in the house, 0:15:18.560 --> 0:15:20.400 and we only have four DVDs. 0:15:20.440 --> 0:15:25.000 One is Police Academy one, the other Police Academy two, 0:15:25.440 --> 0:15:25.920 good Man. 0:15:26.240 --> 0:15:29.280 The third is how to pack your Parachute like a probe, 0:15:29.960 --> 0:15:32.800 and the four and they so please none of those again. 0:15:32.920 --> 0:15:35.800 And the fourth is About Time, which a great film. 0:15:35.920 --> 0:15:36.960 This is Val Layman. 0:15:37.360 --> 0:15:37.400 No. 0:15:37.560 --> 0:15:39.280 I don't know if you remember me, but I used 0:15:39.320 --> 0:15:40.520 to play be Smith. 0:15:40.280 --> 0:15:41.800 On Prisoner Sean mccallock. 0:15:41.880 --> 0:15:43.520 Hi, Christian, this is Simon Pegg. 0:15:43.600 --> 0:15:45.040 What would you do with if you had a magic 0:15:45.120 --> 0:15:47.720 wand for yourself? Simon Pegg, I think I'll probably go 0:15:47.840 --> 0:15:50.480 back to the nineteen eighty six hairline. 0:15:56.920 --> 0:16:00.800 Please stand by for Michael Winslow. What's up, Christian. 0:16:02.520 --> 0:16:03.480 I'm Benita Collins. 0:16:03.640 --> 0:16:05.280 Were you in a movie with Nicholas Cage. 0:16:05.840 --> 0:16:06.040 Yes. 0:16:06.120 --> 0:16:08.880 I was a big fan of Play School and it 0:16:09.080 --> 0:16:10.120 was like I want that lady. 0:16:12.200 --> 0:16:12.800 What was he like? 0:16:13.400 --> 0:16:16.680 Well, the thing is if you do a scene with somebody, 0:16:16.720 --> 0:16:18.960 you have a standing. So when we were rehearsing the 0:16:19.040 --> 0:16:22.160 scene and getting ready, he wasn't there, and at the 0:16:22.240 --> 0:16:24.280 last minute he would then come in because all the 0:16:24.400 --> 0:16:26.640 lighting and everything was fixed up for him, and then. 0:16:26.560 --> 0:16:28.920 He was ushered out of there. Yea, was that the 0:16:28.960 --> 0:16:31.080 same on play school for you? You had a standing. 0:16:33.240 --> 0:16:39.040 We were our own standing. Christian is Tony hadleyar mate? 0:16:39.120 --> 0:16:41.800 How are King of the Eighties spanned our bunny? This 0:16:41.960 --> 0:16:43.880 radio station is called Gold. Can you just give us 0:16:43.880 --> 0:16:48.440 a quick blaster of you a gold? You are Gold Gold. 0:16:48.960 --> 0:16:50.360 I always believe. 0:16:50.240 --> 0:16:55.320 In your So good morning's Hello Christian, It's James Corden. 0:16:55.520 --> 0:16:56.400 How are you yeah? 0:16:56.520 --> 0:16:58.600 Correct? Do you know what a finding Australia? 0:16:58.760 --> 0:16:58.840 Well? 0:16:58.880 --> 0:16:59.760 How are you finding him out? 0:17:00.000 --> 0:17:00.600 Have you been there now? 0:17:00.680 --> 0:17:01.640 How have you been there now? 0:17:02.080 --> 0:17:05.159 Stopping questions at the same time, Christian, how are you 0:17:05.240 --> 0:17:05.520 made us? 0:17:05.640 --> 0:17:08.440 John Stevens Here, Christian, It's Chris Hensworth. We were in 0:17:08.800 --> 0:17:09.879 Thailand shooting. 0:17:10.080 --> 0:17:12.520 Basically we had the specialist sex makeup artist who us 0:17:12.840 --> 0:17:15.440 had won an Academy award and we all started joking about, boy, 0:17:15.480 --> 0:17:17.160 could you give me like a prosthetic. 0:17:16.760 --> 0:17:20.280 Nose and a wig and then making company and that 0:17:20.480 --> 0:17:22.040 you did and we went out one night. 0:17:22.400 --> 0:17:24.479 No one was any otherwise, I know no one had 0:17:24.520 --> 0:17:27.240 a clue. Great idea. Now I'm thinking, if I'm up 0:17:27.240 --> 0:17:28.639 at Bar and Bay and I've seen someone with a 0:17:28.760 --> 0:17:30.159 massive nose, i. 0:17:31.320 --> 0:17:32.520 Feel like I'm throwing more attention. 0:17:32.640 --> 0:17:34.840 It wasn't out of being sayous, it was out of place. 0:17:34.920 --> 0:17:35.760 What's wrong with this guy? 0:17:37.080 --> 0:17:43.320 Who? Holy, Holy, Christians, they go. That's just some of 0:17:43.359 --> 0:17:46.040 our favorite moments from the last two weeks, just ten shows. 0:17:46.080 --> 0:17:49.200 You actually get all those celebrities and more onto the show. 0:17:49.280 --> 0:17:52.600 Thank you very much so, Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's 0:17:52.640 --> 0:17:54.600 Gold one oh four point three and on. 0:17:54.640 --> 0:17:56.200 We're doing late to the party of reading out some 0:17:56.280 --> 0:17:58.880 of your emails. But lovely one that came in yesterday 0:17:58.960 --> 0:18:01.879 from listener Donna Christians want to write and I've just 0:18:01.960 --> 0:18:05.479 come back from London and your homeland, visiting other cities 0:18:05.520 --> 0:18:08.320 like Manchester, Liverpool and Nottingham, and I want to let 0:18:08.359 --> 0:18:11.280 you know I've never been before how wonderful your homeland is. 0:18:11.600 --> 0:18:14.760 People were so nice and welcoming, really and on we 0:18:14.840 --> 0:18:19.719 there for we can be. I took a trip over 0:18:19.760 --> 0:18:21.600 there to see my son and his partner. My son 0:18:21.680 --> 0:18:24.680