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Speaker 1: Why from Richmond Gold one four point three HQG, Melbourne, Australia.

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Speaker 2: I'm accustomed to the world Christian and then the aliens

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Speaker 2: got me.

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Speaker 3: I don't think an Acura puntry should ever take your

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Speaker 3: first tack for sure.

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Speaker 4: Now I can't need forts starts now.

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Speaker 2: Well, everyone listening right now, Jack boasts know this. We

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Speaker 2: are lucky to have Patrina Jones with us. That's every

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Speaker 2: day a status update. We're lucky she walks amongst us. However,

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Speaker 2: today we're lucky she's here alive. She almost got taken

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Speaker 2: down with bad food poison yesterday.

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Speaker 5: You're right, Pad, I'm all right, yes, can't say the

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Speaker 5: same for the chicken we bought.

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Speaker 2: She sent me a photo. We can't obviously share it

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Speaker 2: with you on air. However, that thing had more pink

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Speaker 2: I actually seriously, but you sent with the photo. I

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Speaker 2: started to dry heat a very very sensitive disposition, this

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Speaker 2: pomy and it doesn't take much to start. They'll put

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Speaker 2: loo that's that road.

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Speaker 3: How much did you bite into it already? Like, how

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Speaker 3: much did you Well, that's.

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Speaker 5: The trouble, Like we've had maybe half a dozen bites

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Speaker 5: to we realize getting closer to the bone bits that

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Speaker 2: My throat started to tighten. Same, what is it about chicken?

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Speaker 2: Because beef you can have you know, steate, tartar, you

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Speaker 2: can have it a bit underdone or you know, medium

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Speaker 2: or whatever. However, chicken, I mean you can. Have you

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Speaker 2: ever had proper food poison from chicken?

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Speaker 6: I have?

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Speaker 2: It's really bad.

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Speaker 4: When I was about eighteen, it was horrendous.

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Speaker 2: Here's the difference, right, So this if this happened to

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Speaker 2: me and I saw pink bits, I think that is terrible.

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Speaker 2: I'll put that in the bin and not eat anymore. However,

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Speaker 2: my wife would drive to the place and tell them,

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Speaker 2: where we're different, right, and you come here. I don't

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Speaker 2: I should do I just haven't.

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Speaker 3: I think you've done. If you've done that, Pats, you've

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Speaker 3: done the right thing. But yeah, I wouldn't. I wouldn't

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Speaker 2: I mean you could. Seriously, So what happened yesterday? So

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Speaker 2: you're eating it with where they were, love God.

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Speaker 4: Your husbands, with the family, and.

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Speaker 2: So they order your daughter eating someone as well.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, she had a whole drumsticks and.

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Speaker 2: Said the image by the way of all them just

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Speaker 4: Like the stone. No, we'd eating it, and I know.

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Speaker 5: I said to my husband, this is just this is disgusting,

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Speaker 5: and he said, you know what, We'll just just throw

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Speaker 2: Underdone.

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Speaker 3: If you don't want it, I'll have.

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Speaker 5: It, you know what I'm like. And I said, no,

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Speaker 5: my jarmys. So I got dressed again and Chris is like,

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Speaker 5: I can't believe you're bothering with this, and I said, no,

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Speaker 5: So I yeah, I went back up there and just

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Speaker 2: And did you put your um re fairs cape on

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Speaker 2: as well before you went down consumer lady? Is it

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Speaker 2: to do? Yeah, you're underplaying. Okay, you're underplaying what went

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Speaker 4: No, no, no, you are underplaying.

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Speaker 2: Come on, because you are not the mild manager. You

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Speaker 2: know I just went down.

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Speaker 3: I just thought you should know, just in case I.

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Speaker 2: Was just near death.

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Speaker 4: But well, look, you know me. Well so you can

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Speaker 4: imagine what went down.

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Speaker 2: But the volcano turn up.

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Speaker 3: It may have were there other customers in the store.

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Speaker 2: There may have been keyline that you don't want to

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Speaker 2: say right now, I'll say it for you, was why

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Speaker 2: are you raising your voice like that? Well, we're luckily

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Speaker 7: There the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh

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Speaker 7: four point three.

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Speaker 2: If you're in a situation like that and you feel

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Speaker 2: awkward about complaining, let Patsy know. She'll do it for you.

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Speaker 2: Took out the Cape on the Mafia marching to some business.

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Speaker 3: I bet you're good at a strongly worded letter as well.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but I prefer face communication, no paper, trail, no.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, snooker ball in a sock right.

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Speaker 4: Concrete.

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Speaker 2: Yesterday it was a beautiful day here right, So is

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Speaker 2: spring this weekend, first September Sunday. I can't believe that

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Speaker 2: that's great, but only feels like you can feel that

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Speaker 2: the atmosphere, the seasons are changing, and yesterday was another

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Speaker 2: wasn't a cloud in the sky. And so I walk

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Speaker 2: the dog on International dog Toma Dog. It was International

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Speaker 2: Dog Day, So this is your day. Let's go for

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Speaker 2: your favorite water, which is always down the beach, and

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Speaker 2: it's a beautiful day. They were down the beach, was

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Speaker 2: hardly anywhere else around. And I've often wondered sometimes having

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Speaker 3: There they get and get excited by the smallest thing.

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Speaker 2: The smallest things, And I think it's why they call

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Speaker 2: it man's best friend, because they don't ruin that relationship

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Speaker 2: by asking you questions. You know, I love my wife,

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Speaker 2: But anyway I walk in the dog, I get chatted

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Speaker 2: another dog owner. That's what we do. Do you have

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you always make friends with another dog.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes it's someone I've seen before. Got no idea what

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Speaker 2: I'm not scared. Was my shepherd dog has never bothered

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Speaker 3: A birthday followed by international dog days.

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Speaker 2: What a great double day for a dog. What a

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Speaker 2: time to be alive. You're that little dog. And I said,

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Speaker 2: all right, lovely, She went, yes, I got my special

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Speaker 2: cake made. Oh did you know this was a thing.

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Speaker 3: I bet I'm not surprised. Yeah, there's all that kind

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Speaker 2: How revaulting does this sound? And no dogs will eat anything,

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Speaker 2: I mean, they'll eat their own vomit. But a cake

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Speaker 2: Cooked? Oh that's baked together.

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Speaker 3: Other than sound so bad?

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Speaker 2: Banana flavored steak. That's this proof that dogs will eat anything.

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Speaker 2: It sounded abstlee. However, she then went, do you want

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Speaker 2: And then she said me, this dog was tearing this

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Speaker 3: We don't even get presents for Lenna on her birthday.

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Speaker 2: normal food. There's almost something cruel about it. God, what

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Speaker 2: is it? Is it one of those pigses? Are you taking?

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Speaker 7: This is why yesterday the Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's

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Speaker 2: Whatever you hear us talking about the show, you can

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Speaker 2: always join the conversation whenever you want. We called it

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Speaker 2: late to the party and we love your emails. Late

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Speaker 2: calling Christian? But I've come back and there are some

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Speaker 2: in regards to the Stranger's place, you've ever seen a frakha?

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Speaker 2: I open invitation for any stories involving unusual place you've

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Speaker 2: This isn't unusual about fights at weddings. I don't know

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Speaker 2: a strange thing to see a wedding. But the time

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Speaker 2: we were actually midway through playing the song Happy, it

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Speaker 2: almost feels like it's in Quentin and you know how

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Speaker 2: the Middle with You, which is an upbeat, inane pop song,

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Speaker 2: but forever changed now because of the years slashing scene

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Speaker 2: in Reservoir Dogs. That's not Happy he's playing and there's

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Speaker 2: a fistfight, sorry, a fraka on the dance floor. Ben,

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Speaker 2: and Croydon. Christian re enjoyed the random, wonderful craziness of

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Speaker 2: Who's calling? I heard last week the great Jack Thompson

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Speaker 2: called in. Reminded me of one of my dad's stories

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Speaker 2: about how he actually met the great mister Thompson. My

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Speaker 2: furious and very strict drill sergeant began to scream at

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Speaker 2: the soldier for this unspeakable act, only to find out

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Speaker 2: it was a young actor who was filming around the

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Speaker 2: corner on the base and it was young Jack Thompson

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Speaker 2: who just wandered off for a bit of a break.

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Speaker 2: They had a laugh and my dad calmed down apologized.

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Speaker 2: But my dad was always very proud of this story

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Speaker 2: and the fact that he, as he would tell everyone

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Speaker 2: Do you know what, Maybe there's a phone in wonder

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Speaker 2: but have you ever had words with a celebrity or

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Speaker 2: yelled at someone famous? If you ever got an email

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Speaker 2: for late to the party, we love getting them a

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Speaker 2: So yesterday on the show we announced how your voting

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Speaker 2: it was the great Olivia Newton John was a very

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Speaker 2: But people did call him? Have an listen to this? Then?

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Speaker 2: We can't be any more grateful for this. But this

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Speaker 8: Who Who.

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Speaker 2: Calling Christian? Who is going to be the first person

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Speaker 2: you've got to call us on? Who's calling Christian?

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Speaker 9: Christian? Good morning?

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Speaker 2: It's God, peas. I should be being quieter than I

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Speaker 10: That's fine, Hey, Christian.

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey callingson.

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Speaker 8: Well, this is Richard Reed.

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Speaker 10: Hello, I must say, and you've kind of taken Australian

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Speaker 2: How are you, mister? I don't think my storm more

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Speaker 1: How about a London fog.

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Speaker 8: Hi's Corey Filman calling from Ali Hy Christian, It's Todd McKinney. Here.

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Speaker 6: This is Naki Beer calling Christian.

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Speaker 7: It's Agro.

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Speaker 10: To look through clothing?

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Speaker 1: You've gone quiet.

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Speaker 2: Powell, right, give me a superpowert power stand away.

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Speaker 8: From the next way glasses at the back of the comic.

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Speaker 2: Night.

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Speaker 8: Hey Christians, big boy, good Christian is the heart.

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Speaker 11: I'm looking for, missus, Olivia and John.

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Speaker 1: Well, if you might be interested then that I've got

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Speaker 8: Christians.

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Speaker 2: Kevin Sheedy here, I tell people from all around the world,

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Speaker 10: I love your problems. Yeah, it's quite wrong, good Christian.

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Speaker 9: This is David Strassman.

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Speaker 10: Christian, it's Jack Thompson. I'm as the old blog used

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Speaker 10: to say, a box of birds, very chirky.

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Speaker 2: I love that. I've never had that phrase in my

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Speaker 2: Box of birds?

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Speaker 9: How are you?

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Speaker 2: Christian boer.

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Speaker 8: Hey, Christian for Cuddie Wilks calling.

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Speaker 9: Great of Carl. One of my relatives is an anethetist,

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Speaker 9: Then they caught them, they'd have to then bag them

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Speaker 2: This sounds like a new Channel ten TV show.

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Speaker 10: By Christian is from Pseudoicas.

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Speaker 11: It's Shelly Kraft here from Channel nine of the block.

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Speaker 8: Hey, Christian is Bear Grills.

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Speaker 3: We only have a DVD player back in the house,

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Speaker 8: The third is how to pack your Parachute like a probe,

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Speaker 8: and the four and they so please none of those again.

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Speaker 3: And the fourth is About Time, which a great film.

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Speaker 10: This is Val Layman.

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Speaker 12: I don't know if you remember me, but I used

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Speaker 2: On Prisoner Sean mccallock.

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Speaker 9: Hi, Christian, this is Simon Pegg.

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Speaker 2: What would you do with if you had a magic

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Speaker 10: Please stand by for Michael Winslow. What's up, Christian.

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Speaker 12: I'm Benita Collins.

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Speaker 2: Were you in a movie with Nicholas Cage.

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Speaker 2: I was a big fan of Play School and it

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Speaker 12: Well, the thing is if you do a scene with somebody,

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Speaker 2: He was ushered out of there. Yea, was that the

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Speaker 2: same on play school for you? You had a standing.

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Speaker 12: We were our own standing. Christian is Tony hadleyar mate?

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Speaker 2: How are King of the Eighties spanned our bunny? This

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Speaker 2: radio station is called Gold. Can you just give us

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Speaker 2: a quick blaster of you a gold? You are Gold Gold.

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Speaker 9: I always believe.

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Speaker 10: In your So good morning's Hello Christian, It's James Corden.

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Speaker 9: How are you yeah?

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Speaker 2: Correct? Do you know what a finding Australia?

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Speaker 7: Well?

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Speaker 2: How are you finding him out?

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Speaker 3: Have you been there now?

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Speaker 2: How have you been there now?

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Speaker 9: Stopping questions at the same time, Christian, how are you

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Speaker 2: John Stevens Here, Christian, It's Chris Hensworth. We were in

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Speaker 2: Thailand shooting.

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Speaker 7: Basically we had the specialist sex makeup artist who us

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Speaker 10: What's wrong with this guy?

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Speaker 2: Who? Holy, Holy, Christians, they go. That's just some of

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Speaker 7: Thank you very much so, Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's

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Speaker 2: We're doing late to the party of reading out some

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Speaker 2: I kicked last year and I'm in better shape. This

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Speaker 2: the great news is to Donna and anybody else who

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Speaker 2: We are doing this again. It'd be the weekend before

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Speaker 2: the actual Grand Final. It's on a Sunday, Sunday, the

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Speaker 2: twenty second, I think of September. Don't ask prod you

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Speaker 2: It's the Sunday, the twenty second of November. We are

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Speaker 2: back out at the glorious EJ. Whittenoval out on Footscray

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Speaker 2: and it's the invitations are open now. If you want

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Speaker 2: now at the website gold one four to three dot

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Speaker 2: sort of came up with the idea of doing could

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Speaker 2: we get a load of Grands to try and see

443
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Speaker 2: who could kick the ball the furthest was the winning

444
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Speaker 2: Granny's kick from.

445
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Speaker 3: Eight and a half meters twenty eight twenty.

446
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Speaker 2: Eight point five to four Yes from bron win five.

447
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Speaker 2: It was the winner. Tough lady, Yeah, almost broke my hand,

448
00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:31,680
Speaker 2: very very tough lady. Okay, So we are doing it again.

449
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Speaker 2: And last year when we were sort of putting this

450
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Speaker 2: idea together, we didn't even have a venue. There was

451
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Speaker 2: also a skydiver who said he could throw himself out

452
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Speaker 2: a plane with a parachute and the ball strapped to

453
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Speaker 2: him and then land on the oval. But do you remember,

454
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Speaker 2: because they'd only just given it to us at a

455
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Speaker 2: short notice, they were worried that if he the parachute

456
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Speaker 2: didn't open and he hit the ground. Well, it didn't

457
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Speaker 2: be that concerned about his death. It was more the

458
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Speaker 2: damage it would do to the oval in the term.

459
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Speaker 3: They said, the grounds keeper doesn't like the idea of it.

460
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Speaker 3: He doesn't want a human shaped hole in the ground.

461
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Speaker 2: Which is fair enough, we don't want that. From a

462
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Speaker 2: different point of view, not just to damage the turf,

463
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Speaker 2: but more what what the paperwork that'll be involved anyway?

464
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Speaker 2: Year on. They're fine if his canopy doesn't open. They

465
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Speaker 2: said that he can jump out the plane. So we

466
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Speaker 2: are going to have a skydiver landing on the oval

467
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Speaker 2: in front of us, which would be amazing. The other

468
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Speaker 2: thing that has to change is, of course, you know

469
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Speaker 2: we all. Did you hear that? Here we go. She's

470
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Speaker 2: tensing up.

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Speaker 4: I just said, I'm just tensing up, but I'm getting ready.

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Speaker 2: Can I just ask you a question?

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Speaker 6: No?

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Speaker 2: Can I just ask you a question, Patsy? Were you

475
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Speaker 2: happy with how your department on the day went. No?

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Speaker 11: I was not.

477
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Speaker 2: Charge of writing down the score. So Jack would measure

478
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Speaker 2: the kick. Yep.

479
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Speaker 3: I would yell out twenty eight and a half meters.

480
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Speaker 3: Then we'd wait for pats to give us the thumbs up.

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Speaker 2: Yep.

482
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Speaker 3: I've taken that down.

483
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Speaker 2: Literally, just type in twenty eight point five eight into

484
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Speaker 2: some kind of spreadsheet. She had two other people with.

485
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Speaker 5: There was now I think there was about four, and

486
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Speaker 5: I think that was the trouble. There were too many

487
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Speaker 5: cooks in the kitchen and it was confusing it.

488
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Speaker 2: Interesting side note about the four people involved. There all women. Oh, now,

489
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Speaker 2: come on, I'm just saying there were all women, and

490
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Speaker 2: sometimes women sink up and your powerful sisterhood, but sometimes

491
00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:22,080
Speaker 2: you separate, and it was a divided nation. Honestly, it

492
00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:24,680
Speaker 2: was like the Middle East. There. There was that woman

493
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Speaker 2: at Michelle that I actually scored out that there's almost

494
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Speaker 2: in tears saying that she found it very hard to

495
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Speaker 2: sort of she said, liaise with you. Oh she did not,

496
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Speaker 2: her words not mine.

497
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Speaker 5: No, you're putting words in her there, I am not.

498
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Speaker 5: This is static titian Michelle. Yes, yeah, oh well, you

499
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Speaker 5: know what, that's fine. I can direct cars in the

500
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Speaker 5: car park.

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Speaker 2: Don't want you to do it because you know what

502
00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:50,879
Speaker 2: damage you do there. You can't write down twenty eight

503
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Speaker 2: point five, hey to an excel spreads.

504
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Speaker 4: Oh bounce, I'll be the bounce in it.

505
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Speaker 7: Listen as a listener Pylon Park, Know O'Connell Breakfast Show,

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Speaker 7: Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.

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Speaker 2: What age do you think you learned about the You've

508
00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:09,960
Speaker 2: got a knock system before you walk in. In terms

509
00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:11,560
Speaker 2: of moment, what might be going on the other side

510
00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:12,400
Speaker 2: of mom and Dad's stool.

511
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Speaker 3: You know what, I never hardly ever went in there.

512
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Speaker 3: I guess as I grew up. What because what's in

513
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Speaker 3: there that you need?

514
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Speaker 2: True? With troubles, I've got two daughters, and they always

515
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:25,520
Speaker 2: have questions. Right, you know, did you ever did you

516
00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:27,760
Speaker 2: have to use the knock system? Pats? Yeah?

517
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Speaker 4: I was probably about eight? I reckon?

518
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Speaker 2: Yeah, did you ever walk in on your parents doing anything?

519
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Speaker 4: Maybe?

520
00:23:35,359 --> 00:23:35,520
Speaker 2: Yes?

521
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Speaker 1: Or no?

522
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Speaker 2: Yes? Did you? How old you about? Eight? Wow?

523
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Speaker 4: Forever tainted?

524
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Speaker 3: So you always knocked from that day on?

525
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Speaker 2: Yep? You can't unsee it? Can you? Can you see

526
00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:52,280
Speaker 2: it now? Yes? I can't ask you this now. I'm

527
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Speaker 2: going to come in in a minute. You're on this

528
00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:56,200
Speaker 2: song and I'm going to want the visuals.

529
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Speaker 14: Doing that.

530
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Speaker 2: Well, they having a cuddle like those lying down cuddles.

531
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Speaker 4: Special cuddle.

532
00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:05,480
Speaker 3: Oh wow, we'll do it as a podcast exclusive.

533
00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:08,320
Speaker 2: What perhaps his.

534
00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:12,200
Speaker 4: Parents as they'll be horrified.

535
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Speaker 2: I yesterday's youngest daughter walked in, went into the bedroom.

536
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Speaker 2: We went in.

537
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Speaker 3: So they don't knock by their teenagers, you would have

538
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Speaker 3: to not.

539
00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:26,160
Speaker 2: They haven't learnt that lesson yet. It's an important life

540
00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:29,399
Speaker 2: lesson because they keep wondering and I'm not getting changed,

541
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Speaker 2: and they go, oh god, I went it's my bedroom.

542
00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:36,119
Speaker 2: I'm going to be taking clothes off. I'll pull them on.

543
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Speaker 2: You can't be surprised if you see something you say

544
00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:42,920
Speaker 2: you don't like it's my bedroom. I always knock before

545
00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:45,280
Speaker 2: go into this because they're young ladies now, and that's

546
00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:48,200
Speaker 2: the what should be. They have to respect the knock system. Anyway,

547
00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:51,320
Speaker 2: they learned a painful lesson yesterday because we weren't in

548
00:24:51,359 --> 00:24:57,879
Speaker 2: the bedroom. We were in the bath together. What yes, No,

549
00:24:58,119 --> 00:25:03,040
Speaker 2: but this was the reaction. Oh god, And the hand

550
00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:05,760
Speaker 2: went up like looking at the sun or something. And

551
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:07,960
Speaker 2: I'll tell anyone was rude about it. Right. I was

552
00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:10,480
Speaker 2: facing the door. She came in, all right, my wife

553
00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:14,240
Speaker 2: is facing me, so she didn't see my wife. Yep,

554
00:25:15,359 --> 00:25:17,960
Speaker 2: she saw me, and it was that was the record.

555
00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:20,520
Speaker 2: And it was like she literally was like that, you

556
00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:22,960
Speaker 2: come too close to the sun. And she actually put

557
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Speaker 2: her hand over to try and shield me, and then

558
00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:30,640
Speaker 2: her hand over the eyes begne images of him lying

559
00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:33,920
Speaker 2: back in the bar with things floating up to the surface.

560
00:25:35,359 --> 00:25:37,359
Speaker 2: And all I said was I didn't even cover up.

561
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Speaker 3: When you gotta knock, How do you get too out

562
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Speaker 3: like an hour away, say a bath takes at least

563
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Speaker 3: an hour without the kids knowing, Like you just both

564
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Speaker 3: gone upstairs and you haven't said.

565
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Speaker 2: Doing homework, right. My wife said, all right, and have

566
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Speaker 2: a bath. Can you get in with me?

567
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Speaker 3: The last time you're getting away with this with the kids.

568
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Speaker 2: The last time, right, we got in the bar together,

569
00:26:00,119 --> 00:26:03,560
Speaker 2: I think was on our honeymoon. I prefer showers, right,

570
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:05,840
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't like baths right, and my wife

571
00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:07,760
Speaker 2: is making there when women go, oh, it's okay, then

572
00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:10,080
Speaker 2: I just have it alone. But you know, he goes right, okay,

573
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Speaker 2: So I thought our surpriser. So I was waiting and

574
00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:14,760
Speaker 2: she went, oh, you listened to him, and went you

575
00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:18,159
Speaker 2: kept going on about it. That name you're making the

576
00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:23,000
Speaker 2: marth dates ruined the bath. Get out the Millway've only

577
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:24,760
Speaker 2: been in the couple of minutes. And then the doors

578
00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:27,160
Speaker 2: goes flying open and said there's a fire, and I went,

579
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Speaker 2: she goes, O, God, together.

580
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Speaker 3: It is a shark. It is a shock. Was in

581
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Speaker 3: the middle of the day or at night?

582
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Speaker 2: Now? Is it nighttime?

583
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Speaker 3: Still strange? Strange?

584
00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:43,159
Speaker 2: Is it strange doing homework? Wise?

585
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Speaker 3: I said yesterday, how I'm a nervous out of kids

586
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Speaker 3: because it gets rid of all spontaneity in your life.

587
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:50,080
Speaker 3: But if you're having baths in the middle of the

588
00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:53,800
Speaker 3: then a loving bath together that is spontaneous.

589
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Speaker 2: Right now in my house I'm walking into certain parts

590
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Speaker 2: of my house and one of the kids is making

591
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Speaker 2: out with her boyfriend. Why can't we want to? Don't

592
00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:03,320
Speaker 2: make it out. We were just in the bath together.

593
00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:05,760
Speaker 2: But there's a lot to see, and it's the water

594
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:09,520
Speaker 2: and how it just starts and some kind of sea monster.

595
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:10,640
Speaker 2: They're coming up for air.

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Speaker 7: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast show Men's Gold one oh four

597
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Speaker 7: point three.

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Speaker 2: Yes, that happened.

599
00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:21,320
Speaker 3: War stories in here during that song.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Patty just came in and gave us the breakdown,

601
00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:30,320
Speaker 2: and I gave another breakdown. Yours is more confronting, to

602
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:34,280
Speaker 2: be honest, that's the sort of thing that changes a

603
00:27:34,359 --> 00:27:36,560
Speaker 2: young man. And I don't think in a good way.

604
00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:39,159
Speaker 2: If you ever come up against some of my issues,

605
00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:40,000
Speaker 2: just remember that I.

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Speaker 4: Saw that right and go, oh god, poor kid explains it.

607
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Speaker 2: Thank you, Pats does explaining So Gold one four point three,

608
00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:52,040
Speaker 2: it feels like if you just tuned in right now,

609
00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:55,479
Speaker 2: you just tuned into some sort of survivors workshop. Hi,

610
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Speaker 2: my name's Christian O'Connell. I walked into my mum and

611
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Speaker 2: dad when I was ten, but my kids yesterday, youngest daughter,

612
00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:02,440
Speaker 2: she walked in on wife and I we were just

613
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Speaker 2: having a lovely bath together. There was nothing going on,

614
00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:09,720
Speaker 2: but we were having a bath together. A half that's

615
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Speaker 2: my phone going on.

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Speaker 9: Side.

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Speaker 2: If I'm not here after this leap, I've been summoned.

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Speaker 2: Why do you think it's odd that we've been having

619
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Speaker 2: a bath together at half seven evenings.

620
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Speaker 3: I think it's audacious to goacious.

621
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Speaker 2: No one's ever said I'm audacious.

622
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Speaker 4: But that makes it sound dirty and it's not.

623
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Speaker 5: It's a normal thing.

624
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Speaker 4: To have a get naked.

625
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Speaker 3: And like I've been over Victorian, I've actually been over

626
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Speaker 3: your house on a Sunday night for dinner when the

627
00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:52,520
Speaker 3: kids have got school the next day and they're running

628
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Speaker 3: around yelling, hey, we need we haven't got this exercise book,

629
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Speaker 3: I haven't got my clothes for pa. Like it's a

630
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Speaker 3: constant role list of demands. I don't see how you

631
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Speaker 3: can take an hour to just go hey, the kids

632
00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:08,320
Speaker 3: won't notice that we're gone and jump in the bath together.

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Speaker 2: Monday night is different. There's a calmer energy to it.

634
00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:13,520
Speaker 2: Sunday nights. If your mum and dad's it's the suddenly

635
00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:16,760
Speaker 2: they remember, ah, I'm going to dress up as a bumblebee. Yes,

636
00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:21,560
Speaker 2: can you have it? I got a bin bag and

637
00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:25,960
Speaker 2: a yellow sock wrap that around time. I've got to

638
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:29,000
Speaker 2: do a ten thousand word essay on the Second World War.

639
00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:33,120
Speaker 2: Why is he telling us Monday? It should be calmer.

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00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:35,000
Speaker 2: That's why you got time if you want to have

641
00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:38,520
Speaker 2: an accent a path together. But I'm going to text

642
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Speaker 2: my wife now and go. What we did last night

643
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Speaker 2: was audacious.

644
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Speaker 7: The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four

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Speaker 7: point three.

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Speaker 2: Email here from a listener Lillian Lovely name Hi, Christian,

647
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Speaker 2: wanted to tell me about my experience of going to

648
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Speaker 2: the back of a car last week on the show.

649
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Speaker 2: You were talking about ambulances and fire engines. You don't

650
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Speaker 2: have anyone who's actually been into the back of a hearse.

651
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Speaker 2: I have. I was off sick from work a teacher

652
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Speaker 2: and my children were performing in an assembl at school

653
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Speaker 2: that day, so I got myself out of the sick

654
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Speaker 2: bed to drive to school. On the way to an

655
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Speaker 2: intersection in where a bee there It is the spiritual

656
00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:22,640
Speaker 2: home of the show. The way to an intersection in Weererbee,

657
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Speaker 2: I hit the back of a hearse turning just in

658
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Speaker 2: front of me. Thank goodness, to hearse was void. Of

659
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Speaker 2: the body. Is that the technical term. I've got a

660
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Speaker 2: sign that fashes up void of the body as it

661
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Speaker 2: was just driving the priest back to the church. Be still,

662
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Speaker 2: you're still went in the back of a priest given

663
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Speaker 2: in whiplash. It cost me over a thousand dollars to fix.

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Speaker 2: Do you think it costs more to fix a hearst

665
00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:46,800
Speaker 2: than a normal car? Yep?

666
00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:48,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, because it's worth more.

667
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:50,040
Speaker 2: Are they worth more?

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00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:54,040
Speaker 5: Oh, they'd be worth a fortune because they're specially designed. Like,

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Speaker 5: you can't just go to a car yard and buy

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Speaker 5: a hearse.

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00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:58,320
Speaker 2: Can you. I bet they have some round the back

672
00:30:58,440 --> 00:30:59,920
Speaker 2: or something. Do you think it's still because they've got

673
00:30:59,920 --> 00:31:01,840
Speaker 2: the wood paneling and the brass handles.

674
00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:04,120
Speaker 3: I wonder if anyone's ever bought a second hand hearst,

675
00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:06,680
Speaker 3: not to use for body transfers, but just to use

676
00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:07,360
Speaker 3: as their own cart.

677
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:10,160
Speaker 2: Why would you want to drive around a hurst? You

678
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:13,000
Speaker 2: know what's been in there other people's bodies.

679
00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:15,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, but a lot of space. If you someone who

680
00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:17,200
Speaker 3: carries a lot of stuff in your car, what like

681
00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:17,760
Speaker 3: a kind.

682
00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:20,000
Speaker 2: Of trading or something, you know it's going to turn

683
00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:23,000
Speaker 2: out to quote for a building project in a hearse

684
00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:29,320
Speaker 2: saying the right image. But if you have, has anyone

685
00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:33,360
Speaker 2: brought a second hand hearse as Jackpost just said, not

686
00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:36,600
Speaker 2: used for the transportation of bodies other way clarified that

687
00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:39,040
Speaker 2: it's sort of crystal clear here nine four one four

688
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:41,560
Speaker 2: one o four three. All right, we've got five Top

689
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Speaker 2: of Tuesday coming up next, the.

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Speaker 7: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.

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Speaker 2: There was getting ready to start five to but Tuesday,

692
00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:53,840
Speaker 2: and then somehow we get into talking about hearses, and

693
00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:56,640
Speaker 2: Jackpost says that I reckon somebody will buy them and

694
00:31:56,760 --> 00:32:00,640
Speaker 2: use them as a regular car, and literally within third seconds,

695
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:03,520
Speaker 2: all the phone lines are jammed. I mean ten lines

696
00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:05,920
Speaker 2: is what we have here. Oh, down to people who

697
00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:09,600
Speaker 2: have stories about owning second hand hearses. I've just had

698
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:12,320
Speaker 2: a look on car sales dot com dot au. There

699
00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:14,880
Speaker 2: are loads. Oh you want one, I'm looking into it.

700
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:17,200
Speaker 2: I understand it. I did it make a better black

701
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Speaker 2: Thunder for the show you we're doing double take if

702
00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:22,360
Speaker 2: you saw Christian color Breakford show rid on the back

703
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:24,200
Speaker 2: of heart going, are they saying his show's dead?

704
00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:25,120
Speaker 13: Oh?

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00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:29,400
Speaker 2: Is that how they fire them? Now? All right, well,

706
00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:32,080
Speaker 2: let's take some calls then, from BIB who have owned

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Speaker 2: second hand hearses. First of all, we got Mick good morning.

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Speaker 10: Good morning, Christian Jack and Patagan.

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00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:41,520
Speaker 2: Good morning, met Welcome to the show. So if you

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00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:43,520
Speaker 2: owned a hearse, Yeah.

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00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:45,480
Speaker 10: I own a heart. I'm the third owner of a

712
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:49,120
Speaker 10: black nine eight sixty four Pontiac Hearse. So I'll drive

713
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Speaker 10: it as my regular weekend cruising car and it used

714
00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:55,880
Speaker 10: to belong to the Coroner in Melbourne for about thirty years.

715
00:32:56,680 --> 00:32:58,200
Speaker 10: I've had a lot of stiffs in the back.

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Speaker 2: Mick, how do you do that? Do you not get

717
00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:03,440
Speaker 2: I'd get scared Orna.

718
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,920
Speaker 10: Look, my wife will not go in the back. She

719
00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:07,880
Speaker 10: won't even look over the back of the front.

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Speaker 3: Seat in empty space the mic or have you put

721
00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:12,880
Speaker 3: seats in there?

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Speaker 6: No?

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00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:15,080
Speaker 10: No, I've got a bit of a story with that

724
00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:16,640
Speaker 10: as well. I've got a coffin in the back with

725
00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:22,360
Speaker 10: a fake skeleton in there, and I've got some heads

726
00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:25,200
Speaker 10: hanging on chains, hanging swinging in the back window as well.

727
00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:34,680
Speaker 2: The creep no bill, that is terrifying. I'd crashed my calf.

728
00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:36,800
Speaker 2: I looked over at traffic lights. Who is in the

729
00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:37,920
Speaker 2: next lane? I saw that?

730
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Speaker 10: And the coffin's even got like the beware tape actually

731
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Speaker 10: wrapped around it. I've actually because every year I do.

732
00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:46,160
Speaker 10: I do Halloween in it as well, so that's a

733
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Speaker 10: big hit down where I live.

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00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:53,760
Speaker 3: But it's one day a year. Have you ever been

735
00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:55,520
Speaker 3: pulled over or gone through a booze bus?

736
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Speaker 10: Yeah, but that usually pull you have just for a look.

737
00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:04,960
Speaker 10: It's got a very it's got a very angry vating

738
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:07,040
Speaker 10: it as well, so that always gets a bit of attention.

739
00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:13,040
Speaker 2: It's really rushing to get to the other side, shitty

740
00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:15,200
Speaker 2: and where I'm going to have to look out for

741
00:34:15,239 --> 00:34:17,320
Speaker 2: you at the weekends. Where'd you drive this around?

742
00:34:18,719 --> 00:34:21,000
Speaker 10: I'm down past just a little bit past you along,

743
00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:22,560
Speaker 10: so I do a fit bit of cruise around along,

744
00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:23,960
Speaker 10: but I do get up to Melbourne and stuff.

745
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:27,560
Speaker 3: So next time you're cruising up this way, say hi,

746
00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:29,480
Speaker 3: come us away hi, so we can see this, okay,

747
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Speaker 3: I worried?

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00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:32,520
Speaker 2: All right, Mick, thank you so much to give us

749
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Speaker 2: a cool man.

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Speaker 10: Have a good day, my pleasure.

751
00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:39,560
Speaker 2: Let's go to Claire. Good morning, Good morning, Claire. What

752
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Speaker 2: can you tell us about owning a second hand hears?

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Speaker 8: Actually, my I learned to driving in a hear in

754
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Speaker 8: a second hand here, how come my dad was the

755
00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:54,279
Speaker 8: local wick up and he got this hears really really ten,

756
00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:54,959
Speaker 8: so he saw.

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00:34:54,880 --> 00:34:57,719
Speaker 6: The favoritely good thing for us to learn to driving it.

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00:34:58,239 --> 00:35:03,320
Speaker 8: I also I also small my first I had my

759
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:06,680
Speaker 8: first accident in a her It was pretty.

760
00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:09,880
Speaker 2: Horrible car to drive, I bet because they're big, cumbersome

761
00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:11,480
Speaker 2: thing something a long wheelbase.

762
00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:14,320
Speaker 8: Yeah yeah, it had a three on the tree. Do

763
00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:15,040
Speaker 8: you know what that is?

764
00:35:15,239 --> 00:35:15,279
Speaker 6: No?

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00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:21,440
Speaker 8: Three when the goose shifted on the on the steering wheel,

766
00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:24,480
Speaker 8: steering wheel, all right.

767
00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:26,680
Speaker 2: They used to have that was somewhere like in the eighties.

768
00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:28,520
Speaker 2: Some French cars used to have that.

769
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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, well, lots of cars used to have that

770
00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:32,280
Speaker 6: in the eighties.

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Speaker 8: And it was the eighties when I learned to drive.

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Speaker 2: So I bet you're a really good driver, Claire, actually

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Speaker 2: because you learned to drive and something that driving some

774
00:35:39,239 --> 00:35:41,640
Speaker 2: of that cumbersome and awkward when you're getting a smaller

775
00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:42,680
Speaker 2: normal car be easy.

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00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:45,440
Speaker 8: No, oh yeah, well I can drive anything.

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00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:49,160
Speaker 2: And also I love the fact that your dad got

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00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:51,239
Speaker 2: a discounted hearst. Do you think it was because he

779
00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:53,920
Speaker 2: was a priest and now I wants to rip off

780
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:54,320
Speaker 2: a priest.

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Speaker 8: Absolutely. I think they had a conversation over at funeral

782
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Speaker 8: and came up that he wanted to.

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Speaker 2: You'd want to give a priest funeral. It's amazing and

784
00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:08,640
Speaker 2: in funeral? Hey listen, uh it save it up for sale? Beautiful?

785
00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:12,120
Speaker 2: Just you know where I am, the big house, the

786
00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:14,680
Speaker 2: Crucifi's on the top.

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00:36:14,719 --> 00:36:15,000
Speaker 7: That's me.

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00:36:15,160 --> 00:36:16,040
Speaker 2: Just that that one there.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it was a bit like that.

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Speaker 2: You'd want to give a priest a good fair price?

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00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:21,120
Speaker 2: Would you worry about that?

792
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:22,400
Speaker 8: Genuine?

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00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:26,400
Speaker 2: Wow? I need to buy a second hand car and

794
00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:28,320
Speaker 2: I wont about gettingripped off. I'm thinking if I dressed

795
00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:29,719
Speaker 2: up as a priest and go and look at these

796
00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:32,480
Speaker 2: cars people are they're not going to rip me off?

797
00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:33,799
Speaker 2: Are they? No way?

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00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:35,280
Speaker 6: Give you deliver?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? They will, Claire, that's about three great stories wrapped

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00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:39,719
Speaker 2: into one. Thank you very much, going to skill this

801
00:36:39,719 --> 00:36:43,600
Speaker 2: one and brilliant worries Bye? Tim?

802
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Speaker 9: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Tim? Yeah? Nice Tim. Tell us about owning a second

804
00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:51,400
Speaker 2: hand hearse, I'm not the.

805
00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:52,280
Speaker 6: One who actually owns.

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00:36:52,320 --> 00:36:53,759
Speaker 10: It belongs to my friend's dad.

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Speaker 1: He bought a secondhand from the church because looking and

808
00:36:58,719 --> 00:37:03,480
Speaker 1: upgrading as it was an older and uh, why want

809
00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:04,319
Speaker 1: it tricked out?

810
00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:04,920
Speaker 13: I want.

811
00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:07,520
Speaker 2: Wi fi.

812
00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:14,520
Speaker 3: I don't bury your loved ones anywhere else bucket.

813
00:37:14,239 --> 00:37:20,600
Speaker 10: Seas it gets better. They were struggling to sell it

814
00:37:20,719 --> 00:37:22,399
Speaker 10: to start with. So what they did is they put

815
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:24,319
Speaker 10: the coffin inside it and told the coffin with.

816
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:24,960
Speaker 2: It to him.

817
00:37:27,239 --> 00:37:28,759
Speaker 3: Does he still have the coffin in the back?

818
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:32,399
Speaker 12: Yeah, So he got an empty coffin with his hurt

819
00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:33,799
Speaker 12: when he brought it off the church.

820
00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:35,759
Speaker 2: And what does he use it for?

821
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:40,520
Speaker 3: He uses he uses it palatals the coffin.

822
00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:41,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, the coffin.

823
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:42,880
Speaker 10: He puts his totals in it.

824
00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:46,279
Speaker 2: And you know those signs would go, no power tools

825
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:54,040
Speaker 2: are left in this. You're not breaking into a heart sorry, terrifying.

826
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Speaker 3: No way you lifted.

827
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Speaker 12: Do we even think about it?

828
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Speaker 6: Do we?

829
00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:02,560
Speaker 10: We're going to be inside the coffin.

830
00:38:02,719 --> 00:38:03,759
Speaker 6: I don't think anyone would.

831
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Speaker 14: He never lost the hair, he.

832
00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:08,440
Speaker 13: Never lost the battle.

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Speaker 9: Cool.

834
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Speaker 2: There's so much to learn from this, Tim. He's a

835
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:15,879
Speaker 2: smart man, your mate, That's what I thought, Tim, Thank

836
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Speaker 2: you very much for giving us a calls. Christ Thanks mate,

837
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:22,359
Speaker 2: who knew that so many of you got storts about

838
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:24,440
Speaker 2: owning second hand hurses? Thank you The.

839
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Speaker 7: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.

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Speaker 2: I just something else. I actually had a lift in

841
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Speaker 2: a her someone who had one. About two or three

842
00:38:33,719 --> 00:38:36,000
Speaker 2: years ago, was invited to speak at a thing to

843
00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:39,360
Speaker 2: a load of teenagers along with the Duke of Edinburgh,

844
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Speaker 2: Prince Philip, the Queen's husband, and he does think of

845
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Speaker 2: the Duke of Edinburgh a wards and he was going

846
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Speaker 2: to be speaking.

847
00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:47,759
Speaker 3: Came out here. I remember today in high school the

848
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Speaker 3: Duke of Edinburgh Awards.

849
00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:50,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, well there's the Duke of Edinburgh Wards, and then

850
00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:52,640
Speaker 2: there's the Gold Award for kids that do it to

851
00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:55,160
Speaker 2: a very high level, and they get invited to Saint

852
00:38:55,239 --> 00:38:58,839
Speaker 2: James's Palace. Change his palace just literally sort of next

853
00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:01,640
Speaker 2: door to King Pants. It's on the Mau. It's where

854
00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:04,760
Speaker 2: the royals often live, they don't always live in bucketing palets.

855
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:07,000
Speaker 2: And I was invited to a talk there to the

856
00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:10,600
Speaker 2: teenagers along with Prince Phillips. So I was really excited

857
00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:12,239
Speaker 2: about it. I was on my old radio show. I

858
00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:14,319
Speaker 2: was mentioned they're saying, you know, it's only about ten

859
00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:16,239
Speaker 2: minutes from the where my radio station used to be,

860
00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:18,920
Speaker 2: and someone offered to give me a lift there in

861
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:21,640
Speaker 2: a limousine to mark this event. So I was really excited.

862
00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:23,560
Speaker 2: The morning of it, I had to leave the show

863
00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:25,279
Speaker 2: early to get this, to get through the security and

864
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:27,360
Speaker 2: stuff like that and meet the Prince and you know,

865
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:31,160
Speaker 2: and before we did the talk together, and suddenly my

866
00:39:31,239 --> 00:39:34,560
Speaker 2: producer went, there's a hearse outside. I'll stop winding me up.

867
00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:36,640
Speaker 2: He said, he's bringing a limo and he went, no, no,

868
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:40,640
Speaker 2: that is a hearse out there. This listener right thought

869
00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:42,719
Speaker 2: i'd find it funny to turn up to see James

870
00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:44,440
Speaker 2: in her hears.

871
00:39:44,719 --> 00:39:45,640
Speaker 3: It is kind of funny.

872
00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:48,839
Speaker 2: It's not when you're already nervous and you just want

873
00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:51,440
Speaker 2: to get there and meet Prince Phillips. So anyway, I

874
00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:52,960
Speaker 2: had to dry there. And it pulled up at the

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00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:55,720
Speaker 2: front out in front of Saint James's Palace, and obviously

876
00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:58,240
Speaker 2: there's a lot of security there. There's loads of tourists

877
00:39:58,280 --> 00:39:59,400
Speaker 2: there all taking photos.

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00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:01,399
Speaker 3: It's a hur And were you in the passenger said

879
00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:02,560
Speaker 3: or were you lying down and there was no.

880
00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:04,359
Speaker 2: Room passage in the back.

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00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:05,080
Speaker 3: You were in the back?

882
00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:05,359
Speaker 1: Yes.

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00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:07,800
Speaker 2: I was getting really spooked out by that.

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00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:11,480
Speaker 4: They think it was for Phil And then we got there.

885
00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:15,080
Speaker 2: That's actually really disrespectful. He's actually not very well at

886
00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:15,319
Speaker 2: the moment.

887
00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:16,600
Speaker 4: Parts it's pretty old.

888
00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:20,239
Speaker 2: Oh wow. Obviously one of those. Are you don't like

889
00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:21,280
Speaker 2: our great royal fans?

890
00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:21,920
Speaker 4: I didn't say it.

891
00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:24,120
Speaker 2: Well, pretty clear you're not a royalist, are you?

892
00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:25,560
Speaker 4: On plain? Impact?

893
00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:29,080
Speaker 2: Don't know Prince Philip, Yeah, he's all right anyway. He

894
00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:30,680
Speaker 2: does a lot of good stuff for these teenagers and

895
00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:32,680
Speaker 2: the Duke of Edinburgh woods. So I get in there

896
00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:36,080
Speaker 2: and I'm introduced to him, and he's a very big, tall,

897
00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:38,920
Speaker 2: imposing man. Because it was like two or three years ago,

898
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:41,040
Speaker 2: he would have been like in his early nineties. But

899
00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:45,920
Speaker 2: he had these amazing, sparkly mischievous eyes. And someone introduces us.

900
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:47,360
Speaker 2: He says, you know, thank you for doing this. And

901
00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:49,759
Speaker 2: the voices how you see it on TV, but you know,

902
00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:51,600
Speaker 2: when you meet someone you like. I'm taking it all in.

903
00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:54,560
Speaker 2: I'm instant changes place. There's like artwork all over the wall.

904
00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:57,200
Speaker 2: I've never seen a building with such high ceilings. It

905
00:40:57,320 --> 00:40:59,360
Speaker 2: was built in like the fifteen hundreds. And then it

906
00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:02,080
Speaker 2: was what also was it was really cold in there,

907
00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:04,120
Speaker 2: and every room I went in they had you know,

908
00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:08,440
Speaker 2: those cheap three bar heaters. I'm not joking, but in

909
00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:12,120
Speaker 2: these cavernous like state rooms. But I guess because I

910
00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:15,520
Speaker 2: don't build ducted heating in the Fife the Tudors. I

911
00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:17,920
Speaker 2: think it was around there. It was so cold and

912
00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:20,759
Speaker 2: behind my back, I'm like rubbing my hands together and

913
00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:23,560
Speaker 2: so get riddy chili. But anyway, we go to to

914
00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:25,560
Speaker 2: talk together and then he's introduced to me for the

915
00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:27,200
Speaker 2: second time, but in front now of I think it

916
00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:30,239
Speaker 2: was eight hundred teenagers and their mums and dads, and

917
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:33,440
Speaker 2: he then says to me, in front of everyone, i'ven't

918
00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:35,040
Speaker 2: just found out you didn't really turn up here in

919
00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:37,839
Speaker 2: a hearse. Everyone starts laughing. I go bright red at

920
00:41:37,880 --> 00:41:39,680
Speaker 2: member and then have to tell the story about the

921
00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:42,120
Speaker 2: listener let me down on the horse. But as actually

922
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:44,360
Speaker 2: Prince Philip was saying, actually for someone that has a

923
00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:47,319
Speaker 2: breakfast show, it's the ideal transport because you can lie

924
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:48,000
Speaker 2: down the back.

925
00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:49,680
Speaker 3: I'm a kid.

926
00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:51,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, the more I think about it's a great idea

927
00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:53,160
Speaker 2: to actually own a hearse.

928
00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:56,200
Speaker 7: The Christian and O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's Gold one oh

929
00:41:56,320 --> 00:41:57,000
Speaker 7: four point three.

930
00:41:57,320 --> 00:42:00,160
Speaker 2: So we were primed to do this about four two

931
00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:04,120
Speaker 2: minutes ago. I'm took about today return off after Who's

932
00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:06,520
Speaker 2: calling Christian five to but Tuesday, But then thanks to

933
00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:09,640
Speaker 2: an email from listener Lillian about hearses and all those

934
00:42:09,719 --> 00:42:12,560
Speaker 2: amazing stories and calls we've got, we're now doing it.

935
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:18,920
Speaker 2: Like I said an hour ago, every person who jumps

936
00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:22,239
Speaker 2: on air with us this week, you automatically go into

937
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:25,719
Speaker 2: the drawer. This Friday, one of you is going to

938
00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:29,080
Speaker 2: be staying at the kerry Hess Sweets at the Residents

939
00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:33,360
Speaker 2: at the Langham. It's worth five thousand dollars two of

940
00:42:33,440 --> 00:42:36,400
Speaker 2: you there for one night, breakfast, afternoon tea, evening, cocktails

941
00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:40,440
Speaker 2: with cannapes, club lounge, access, great price, give it away Friday.

942
00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:43,439
Speaker 2: Every person who jumps on air calls us this week,

943
00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:46,400
Speaker 2: you're in with the chances are winning that big prize Friday.

944
00:42:46,719 --> 00:42:49,399
Speaker 2: All right, then five to it Tuesday. How this works? Then,

945
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:52,280
Speaker 2: if we've forgotten I read out five phone in topics

946
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:53,959
Speaker 2: at the same time. If you've got a story about

947
00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:56,480
Speaker 2: any of them, then give me a cool nine four, one,

948
00:42:56,920 --> 00:43:00,320
Speaker 2: four three in our order. Let's get into it. What

949
00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:02,200
Speaker 2: did you we have to go with this one? If

950
00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:05,440
Speaker 2: you heard an hour ago, I'm not repeating it. In facts,

951
00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:06,839
Speaker 2: I just went out to go to the toilet earlier,

952
00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:09,799
Speaker 2: and you know, Sophie, she goes to me. You made

953
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:13,640
Speaker 2: me cringe early with that story about your daughter walking

954
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:15,600
Speaker 2: in on you in the bathroom. You're even my daughter?

955
00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:18,480
Speaker 2: What made you cringe? You know what?

956
00:43:18,560 --> 00:43:18,759
Speaker 8: It is?

957
00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:20,160
Speaker 2: More evidence I'm off my peak?

958
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:23,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, off fake? What did you walk in on?

959
00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:27,200
Speaker 2: What did you walk in on? Goodness knows what was

960
00:43:27,239 --> 00:43:28,840
Speaker 2: the other side of that door or that room you

961
00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:32,160
Speaker 2: went into? What did you walk in on? I was

962
00:43:32,160 --> 00:43:34,600
Speaker 2: saying an hour ago, youngest daughter walked into my my

963
00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:37,759
Speaker 2: wife and I having a bath last night, Father's Day

964
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:41,120
Speaker 2: this Sunday. I always love getting crazy dad stories. If

965
00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:43,399
Speaker 2: you've got a crazy story about your dad, please share

966
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:46,120
Speaker 2: it with us this morning. Nine one o four three.

967
00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:50,360
Speaker 2: Have you ever fate an injury to get out of something?

968
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:54,000
Speaker 2: If you have nine four one four one o four three.

969
00:43:54,640 --> 00:43:56,799
Speaker 2: Also when you had to cry out for help, whether

970
00:43:56,840 --> 00:43:59,920
Speaker 2: you were trapped somewhere, stuck in something, when you were

971
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:03,560
Speaker 2: to actually cry out loud for help? And last one

972
00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:07,160
Speaker 2: today blaming a brother or sister for something and getting

973
00:44:07,239 --> 00:44:09,560
Speaker 2: away with it. So those are your five topics today.

974
00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:12,200
Speaker 2: When did you have to cry out for help? Did

975
00:44:12,239 --> 00:44:14,279
Speaker 2: you blame something when you were younger or your brother

976
00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:17,320
Speaker 2: or sister and you got away with it? Injuries you

977
00:44:17,520 --> 00:44:20,120
Speaker 2: fate try and get you out of doing something, crazy

978
00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:24,319
Speaker 2: dad stories? And what did you walk in on? Fun?

979
00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:27,360
Speaker 2: I mean for your stories? As always nine one o

980
00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:30,839
Speaker 2: four three nine four one four one oh four three

981
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:32,840
Speaker 2: is five Topic Tuesday give us called.

982
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:36,120
Speaker 7: The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four

983
00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:36,800
Speaker 7: point three.

984
00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:39,480
Speaker 2: With just kicks off this morning's five Topic Tuesday, where

985
00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:41,920
Speaker 2: we run five phone inns at the same time and

986
00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:45,440
Speaker 2: we take calls of your brilliant stories. What did you

987
00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:49,279
Speaker 2: walk in on? Crazy dad stories, injuries you fate to

988
00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:52,040
Speaker 2: get out of something, blaming a brother or sister for

989
00:44:52,160 --> 00:44:54,120
Speaker 2: something and getting away with it and when did you

990
00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:56,560
Speaker 2: have to cry out for help? Those are your five

991
00:44:56,680 --> 00:44:59,480
Speaker 2: topics today nine four one four one oh four three.

992
00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:01,760
Speaker 2: Let's go to so the Lions take some calls. Sharon

993
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:02,440
Speaker 2: Coome oning.

994
00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:04,200
Speaker 6: Hi, Hi you Christian.

995
00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:06,000
Speaker 2: I'm good, Sharon. I hope you well, thanks to calling

996
00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:07,960
Speaker 2: the show. I wish what are you calling in about? Mate?

997
00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:11,600
Speaker 6: Blaming my brother for something and getting away with it?

998
00:45:11,719 --> 00:45:12,040
Speaker 2: All right?

999
00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:12,759
Speaker 1: What was it.

1000
00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:16,640
Speaker 6: When I was about eight so quite at a long

1001
00:45:16,719 --> 00:45:20,359
Speaker 6: time ago, I lit a match and got a fright

1002
00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:24,600
Speaker 6: and dropped it and half started to burn down. So

1003
00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:26,719
Speaker 6: I blame my brother, because he was the one who

1004
00:45:26,880 --> 00:45:29,440
Speaker 6: liked to play with matches. And to this day, my

1005
00:45:29,719 --> 00:45:31,160
Speaker 6: parents still think it was my brother.

1006
00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:34,680
Speaker 2: So what do you mean the house didn't burn down.

1007
00:45:35,480 --> 00:45:36,040
Speaker 1: Half the house?

1008
00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:36,919
Speaker 6: We lost half the house.

1009
00:45:37,040 --> 00:45:40,759
Speaker 2: No, Sharon, right, there are kids listening to us right now.

1010
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:42,520
Speaker 2: We should just say this is why you shouldn't play

1011
00:45:42,560 --> 00:45:44,480
Speaker 2: with matches. And actually people could end up far worse

1012
00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:46,279
Speaker 2: than you. Were lucky to get out alive, both of

1013
00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:48,440
Speaker 2: you and save but you lost half your house.

1014
00:45:49,239 --> 00:45:51,200
Speaker 6: Yep. I ran out of the room and see Jack,

1015
00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:54,080
Speaker 6: brother's name, was playing with matches and now the house

1016
00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:57,319
Speaker 6: is on fire. And yeah, it just went crazy from

1017
00:45:57,360 --> 00:46:02,480
Speaker 6: that point five grade. Yeah, the hardest thing was when

1018
00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:04,759
Speaker 6: my dad took us back through the house that night

1019
00:46:04,920 --> 00:46:06,320
Speaker 6: and it was just a shell.

1020
00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:09,879
Speaker 2: And what you still let your brother take the fall?

1021
00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:11,799
Speaker 10: For sure?

1022
00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:14,840
Speaker 2: When did you? When did you come clean about this?

1023
00:46:15,680 --> 00:46:19,000
Speaker 2: I haven't, you haven't, but surely your brother knows he

1024
00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:21,000
Speaker 2: didn't do it, and it becomes an issue now you're

1025
00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:21,840
Speaker 2: not ate anymore?

1026
00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:26,320
Speaker 6: No, exactly, my brother knew all along. And but you

1027
00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:28,640
Speaker 6: know I'm the older one, so I can make the threats.

1028
00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:31,839
Speaker 3: Well, I don't know. That's a huge sacrifice from him.

1029
00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:36,080
Speaker 2: I know. Do you and your brother still talk about this?

1030
00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:39,560
Speaker 6: No, we don't, but maybe at this time. I told

1031
00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:42,160
Speaker 6: my dad it's a long time now forty years?

1032
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:44,919
Speaker 2: Do you want to do it on the show?

1033
00:46:46,600 --> 00:46:48,600
Speaker 6: He lives in the country, so I don't think he'll

1034
00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:51,960
Speaker 6: be living, doesn't the truth?

1035
00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:57,160
Speaker 2: I was testing again? So what you're never going to

1036
00:46:57,239 --> 00:46:58,840
Speaker 2: tell your momentath that you did it.

1037
00:46:59,840 --> 00:47:01,520
Speaker 6: I felt guilty for a long time.

1038
00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:08,240
Speaker 2: Oh, come on, come on, Sharon, that's shocking, unbelievable.

1039
00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:12,320
Speaker 6: Wow, my brother lives in Melbourne.

1040
00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:13,200
Speaker 13: Maybe he's listening.

1041
00:47:13,480 --> 00:47:17,560
Speaker 2: What's the name of your brother, Jamie, Jamie. I'd love

1042
00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:20,120
Speaker 2: to speak to your brother about this. How many years

1043
00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:22,560
Speaker 2: ago was this? How many decades are we talking?

1044
00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:23,080
Speaker 7: Oh?

1045
00:47:23,320 --> 00:47:26,080
Speaker 6: Look, probably close to forty. We were little tits.

1046
00:47:26,560 --> 00:47:26,799
Speaker 3: Wow.

1047
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:29,520
Speaker 2: We That is some story, isn't it? All Right? Sharon,

1048
00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:30,960
Speaker 2: thank you very much for giving us a call.

1049
00:47:31,840 --> 00:47:32,919
Speaker 6: Thanks guys, love the show.

1050
00:47:32,960 --> 00:47:38,360
Speaker 2: All right, Thank you very much. Amy, Good morning, Amy?

1051
00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:39,920
Speaker 11: There, yep, I'm here.

1052
00:47:40,080 --> 00:47:42,920
Speaker 2: Oh good stuff? Yeah, Amy, So can I fired a

1053
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:43,719
Speaker 2: bit Tuesday? Thanks?

1054
00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:44,120
Speaker 6: You call it?

1055
00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:45,280
Speaker 2: And what's your story?

1056
00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:49,279
Speaker 11: So I faked an injury to get out of one

1057
00:47:49,320 --> 00:47:52,600
Speaker 11: of those silly stenty kind of bodyshop parties.

1058
00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:56,120
Speaker 2: Oh right, okay, whether you buy like foot oil made

1059
00:47:56,160 --> 00:48:02,120
Speaker 2: out of rosmary petals up, yeah, don't take medicine for

1060
00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:04,279
Speaker 2: your hay fever lang lang lang oil.

1061
00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:07,279
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1062
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:10,160
Speaker 11: And to make matters worse, my friend's mum who was

1063
00:48:10,239 --> 00:48:12,640
Speaker 11: running the party, she was all into incense and stuff.

1064
00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:16,239
Speaker 11: She was very hippy dippy, so her whole house not

1065
00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:18,400
Speaker 11: like incense. So it kind of helped the factor of

1066
00:48:18,560 --> 00:48:19,880
Speaker 11: pretend you have an asked for attack.

1067
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:22,560
Speaker 2: So yeah, to get out of it, you pretended to

1068
00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:24,239
Speaker 2: have an asteroid to get out of it.

1069
00:48:25,120 --> 00:48:31,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know what those parties are like.

1070
00:48:31,239 --> 00:48:34,439
Speaker 5: You feel obliged to spend money even though you don't

1071
00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:35,080
Speaker 5: want anything.

1072
00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:35,839
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1073
00:48:35,920 --> 00:48:38,799
Speaker 11: Yeah, I was in high school. I didn't make any

1074
00:48:38,840 --> 00:48:40,920
Speaker 11: money anyway. I was only there to make up the numbers,

1075
00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:43,000
Speaker 11: and I felt guilty. So I'm like, how do I

1076
00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:44,560
Speaker 11: get out of this? So I thought I'll just have

1077
00:48:44,600 --> 00:48:46,360
Speaker 11: an asma attack and get out of it. The problem

1078
00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:48,600
Speaker 11: is now every time I go around the house, she

1079
00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:51,239
Speaker 11: runs around and opens windows to kind of like.

1080
00:48:53,560 --> 00:48:59,759
Speaker 2: You're still you're still living the lie. That's great, Amy,

1081
00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:02,600
Speaker 2: Thank thank you very much. You cool. All right, have

1082
00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:05,320
Speaker 2: a good day. Let's take one last one Sharon, Good morning,

1083
00:49:07,719 --> 00:49:12,839
Speaker 2: Hey Sharon, Yes, it's a five octop at Tuesday. What's

1084
00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:13,320
Speaker 2: your story.

1085
00:49:14,760 --> 00:49:17,239
Speaker 8: I was walking home from work one night when a

1086
00:49:17,480 --> 00:49:18,920
Speaker 8: builder's site would.

1087
00:49:18,880 --> 00:49:25,839
Speaker 2: Fly with walls, fell on me, fell on you, fell

1088
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:26,120
Speaker 2: on me.

1089
00:49:26,239 --> 00:49:27,719
Speaker 8: Yes, the wind must have caught it.

1090
00:49:27,880 --> 00:49:30,319
Speaker 1: Let's bar and I jumped, but I didn't jump far enough.

1091
00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:32,279
Speaker 6: I caught my ankle and jined me down.

1092
00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:35,680
Speaker 2: Okay, and now, which which topic are you calling it about?

1093
00:49:35,760 --> 00:49:37,919
Speaker 2: Looking at the list, I don't believe wolves falling on people.

1094
00:49:37,960 --> 00:49:40,040
Speaker 2: It's on it, but it's always lovely to I.

1095
00:49:40,120 --> 00:49:41,120
Speaker 1: Had to call up for help.

1096
00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:45,080
Speaker 2: It's sorry, we're confused because the wolf fell on you.

1097
00:49:46,040 --> 00:49:46,239
Speaker 9: Yep.

1098
00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:48,560
Speaker 2: How do we stuck under the wall?

1099
00:49:49,960 --> 00:49:52,760
Speaker 1: That probably about seven to ten minutes.

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00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:55,839
Speaker 2: That's a long time any minute. It is too long

1101
00:49:55,920 --> 00:49:57,799
Speaker 2: to be stuck under a wall. All right, Sharon, thank

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Speaker 2: you very much. You cool have a good day, all right,

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Speaker 2: of course, coming nine four one four one four three The.

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Speaker 7: Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.

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Speaker 2: We're doing five top of Tuesday. We're on five phone

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Speaker 2: ins at the same time. Here are the five topics

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Speaker 2: this morning. When did you have to cry out for help.

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Speaker 2: We really had a truly shocking story about blaming something

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Speaker 2: on a brother or sister and getting away with it injuries.

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Speaker 2: You fate to get out of something. I asked for

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Speaker 2: Amy five minutes ago looking for crazy dad stories this

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Speaker 2: morning and what did you walk in on? One oh

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Speaker 2: four three before we go to the headlines with Pats Kathleen.

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Speaker 10: Good morning, Good morning, Christian.

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Speaker 2: How are you? I'm good? So, Kathleen, what did you

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Speaker 2: walk in on? Mate?

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00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:46,600
Speaker 12: I the phone was ringing and I wondered why no

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Speaker 12: one was answering it.

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Speaker 6: So I ran upstairs and badged in on my mum

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Speaker 6: and step third.

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Speaker 8: And apparently they were doing something.

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Speaker 2: How old were you thirteen? Thirteen?

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Speaker 8: Luckily it was pitch black see anything?

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Speaker 2: But did you get the sense you disturbed something?

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Speaker 6: Oh? Yes, wow?

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Speaker 5: I didn't know what?

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Speaker 2: All right, Kathleen, Thank you very much. You cool. Have

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Speaker 2: a good day.

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Speaker 11: Thank you you too bad.

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Speaker 7: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four

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Speaker 7: point three.

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Speaker 2: Right now we're taking your calls on five topic Tuesday.

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Speaker 2: Five phone is running at the same time. I know,

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Speaker 2: and you can have it. You got these great stories

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Speaker 2: this morning. What did you walk in? On injuries. You

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00:51:31,080 --> 00:51:33,120
Speaker 2: faked to try and get out of something. We're looking

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Speaker 2: for crazy dad stories, Father's Day, this Sunday. Don't forget

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Speaker 2: blaming something on your brother or sister and he got

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Speaker 2: away with it. And when did you have to cry

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Speaker 2: out for help? Those your stories today? Nine four one

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Speaker 2: four one oh four three Julia, Good morning, Hi Christian,

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Speaker 2: how are you going, Julia? We're good. You sound like

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Speaker 2: you've had a couple of coffees already.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, not kid, all right, I'm just a happy soul.

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Speaker 2: Wow. Great, welcome to the show. Thanks for corning, and

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Speaker 2: what have you got for us?

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Speaker 1: I had to cry for help. In grade five, we

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Speaker 1: went to the Swan Hill Pioneers Settlement and we were

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Speaker 1: supposed to stay in a group walking around and I had,

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Speaker 1: you know, we're all given a limited amount of money

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Speaker 1: to take, and I bought a summer roll, which was

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Speaker 1: like a new garbar covered in chocolate and coconut. And

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Speaker 1: I had a kangaroo who decided he wanted my summer role.

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Speaker 1: So I took off into the bank and I locked

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Speaker 1: myself in what would have been back then like the

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Speaker 1: bank safe, and the kangaroo was on one side of

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Speaker 1: the bars, and I was on the other and I

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Speaker 1: was crying out for help, and one of the workers

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Speaker 1: had to come and rescue me and stew him out.

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Speaker 1: That I was like, I was only a little person

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Speaker 1: back then, and I was absolutely petrified. But I was

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Speaker 1: been giving up my summer role. I didn't get summer

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Speaker 1: roles very often.

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Speaker 2: This is great to the casual on look it we

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Speaker 2: don't like, the kangaroo is trying to rob the bank.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, well he just he desperately wanted the summer roll,

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Speaker 1: probably more than what I did, but he wasn't going

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Speaker 1: to get it. And he was bigger than he was,

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Speaker 1: bigger than I was, and I was just standing my ground,

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Speaker 1: and all of a sudden, like I realized that I'd

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Speaker 1: actually locked the door on the old bank you know

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Speaker 1: sort of safe thing it was, And it was not

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Speaker 1: like a safe as we know it now. It was

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Speaker 1: just like an iron bars.

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Speaker 2: So how did they get you out? Do one of

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Speaker 2: the workers have keys?

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Speaker 1: No, they had to get like, you know, a couple

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Speaker 1: of them to come and actually open up the door

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Speaker 1: because it was an old, rusty lock. And he said,

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Speaker 1: no one's ever managed to do this before, so you're

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Speaker 1: just going to have to be patient. But I just

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Speaker 1: sat down.

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Speaker 2: Kangaroo.

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Speaker 1: Kangaroo's going going like.

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Speaker 3: He's still there this time.

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Speaker 2: I didn't want kangaroo's ground as well. I learned so much.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know what he was doing, but he

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Speaker 1: was really happy exactly.

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Speaker 2: All right, Judy, a great story. Thank you very much

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Speaker 2: for sharing it with us. All right, thank you so much.

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Speaker 2: All right, take care, you have a good day you

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Speaker 2: bye bye now.

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Speaker 15: Thanks? Tell you what she loved them?

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Speaker 2: Summer roles, that phone call sponsor by summer roll You

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Speaker 2: don't see summer rolls anymore.

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Speaker 5: You can still get them, Yeah, I got one last week.

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Speaker 5: In fact, No, you know what you can get now

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Speaker 5: is the bags of the mini ones, so you don't

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Speaker 5: feel as guilty.

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Speaker 3: From all over?

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Speaker 2: Hey, can you bring some in? I'd love to try if.

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Speaker 4: I can still find them? Tho were really popular. I'll

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Speaker 4: get you a bag.

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Speaker 2: Thanks you. I'd love to try them. All right, let's

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Speaker 2: try who we got here? Kim? Good morning, Kim, Good morning, Christian?

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Speaker 2: How are you? I'm good, Kim, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 2: Have you having a good morning so far?

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Speaker 8: And I am?

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Speaker 13: Thank you?

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Speaker 2: And what's you story for us? Mate?

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Speaker 13: It's about my crazy dad. Yeah. Now, I'm originally from

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Speaker 13: the UK. My parents still live in the UK, and

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Speaker 13: I went back last year for a holidays and I

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Speaker 13: went grocery shopping with them. Okay, we're walking around and

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Speaker 13: we get to the fruit and fed and my parents said, oh,

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Speaker 13: I just got to get some broccoli, and oh yeah, okay,

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Speaker 13: that's all right. So I'm standing there and then my

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Speaker 13: dad picks up the broccoly and proceeds to try and

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Speaker 13: break off the stalk. And you know how sick a broccoli.

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Speaker 2: Stalk is, yes, very thick.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, And I said, why do you do it? He said, well,

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Speaker 13: I don't eat this, so I'm not bloody.

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Speaker 10: Playing for it.

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Speaker 2: What's fair enough? I mean he's got a good point

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Speaker 2: break off the weight there and then prep his veggs

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Speaker 2: in the grocery aisle.

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Speaker 13: But there were many get gets the broccoli and I said,

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Speaker 13: well don't that's too thick. You're not trying to be

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Speaker 13: able to break that one. He then produces is a

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Speaker 13: little pen night out of his pocket and cut the stor.

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Speaker 2: He's come prepared for those, like every boy scout. He's

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Speaker 2: peeling his onions there, Adam.

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Speaker 3: The skins is just extra white as well.

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Speaker 2: I said, really good at it? What you think about.

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Speaker 13: I'm not kidding him, And I said, isn't real? He

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Speaker 13: said yeah, and I said, well look bad. He goes, Look,

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Speaker 13: you keep a look out if if someone comes you

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Speaker 13: imagine me and I'll put my knife back in the pocket.

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Speaker 13: And no, I just walked away and I keep behind

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Speaker 13: one of the other canters. And he was there for

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Speaker 13: a good ten minutes checking out the broccoli and yeah,

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Speaker 13: hold his little pennther start cutting it off because he

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Speaker 13: couldn't break it.

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Speaker 2: Wow, Kim, thank you very much. You have a good day.

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Speaker 13: Thanks Christian, right.

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Speaker 2: I already felt like we were there then, didn't it?

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Speaker 7: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four

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Speaker 7: point three.

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Speaker 2: Thank you very much for the stories on five topic Tuesday.

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Speaker 2: Some emails that are coming in as well from Dino.

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Speaker 2: This is talking about injuries. He fated to get out

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Speaker 2: of something. Christian and I my best met at school,

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Speaker 2: fate having appendicitis to get out of sports day at school. However,

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Speaker 2: to go through with this all, he was rushed to

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Speaker 2: hospital because of the school took it very seriously and

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Speaker 2: he had his appendix and he couldn't go to the

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Speaker 2: doctors to get out a sports day, so he had

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Speaker 2: them removed when there were no trouble was however, well

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Speaker 2: he's a real method person doing that. J Nio of

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Speaker 2: it all. Thank you very much, Dino Christian. We're talking

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Speaker 2: about when you had to cry for help. About thirty

1262
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Speaker 2: years ago. My dad, he was a panel beater, was

1263
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Speaker 2: pinned to the floor of his workshop by car after

1264
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Speaker 2: the hoist it was on broke. He it's cool for help.

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Speaker 2: He was trapped under the car for a number of hours.

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Speaker 2: In retelling of this story, he claims the worst part

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Speaker 2: was that he had to listen to my new Kylie

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Speaker 2: Minogue album in the cassette deck because it was playing

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Speaker 2: whilst he was there trapped. To this day, his eyes

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Speaker 2: glaze over when he hears locomotion. By the way, this

1271
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Speaker 2: is some jade. This is jade, and it's the same dad.

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Speaker 2: Do you remember they sank at seat together. Oh God,

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Speaker 2: Jay loved to hear from you again. And now there

1274
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Speaker 2: was a lovely listener of ours. And don't you already

1275
00:58:36,400 --> 00:58:39,360
Speaker 2: shout out? However, I will do for this guy, because

1276
00:58:39,520 --> 00:58:41,680
Speaker 2: we've got a great listener called Dave. And whenever he

1277
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Speaker 2: calls in, and he's always got a great story about

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Speaker 2: what we're talking about or a funny joke. He will

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Speaker 2: always very subtly but persistently thank and urge me to

1280
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Speaker 2: thank and everyone his Malvin Lacrosse team. Good lick to

1281
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Speaker 2: volve on lacrosse. To that, well, I've got an update.

1282
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Speaker 2: I wouldn't normally do with this, but he's so persistent

1283
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Speaker 2: about it and obviously so passionate about the club, the community.

1284
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Speaker 2: Christian pattern. Jacket's day from Malvin Lacrosse Club. Great news.

1285
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Speaker 2: Do you remember? Do you remember? It's all about the

1286
00:59:09,120 --> 00:59:11,360
Speaker 2: push for the Grand final place. Obviously, like Foot, at

1287
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Speaker 2: the moment, my Division three team has won the major prelim.

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Speaker 2: We now have birth in the upcoming Grand Final in

1289
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Speaker 2: two weeks time. The score was seventeen ten in our favor.

1290
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Speaker 2: We also finished on top of the ladder of the season,

1291
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Speaker 2: pinging that cover to spot in the last week of

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Speaker 2: seasons playing. Please give a huge block Capitals, shout out

1293
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Speaker 2: to my beloved teammates and indeed the whole club. He's

1294
00:59:33,200 --> 00:59:36,600
Speaker 2: obviously feeling very magnanimous here. We did it, guys. More

1295
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Speaker 2: game to win. I'm a fifty three year old playing

1296
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Speaker 2: in a somewhat young man's sport and still loving it all.

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Speaker 2: I'm not even the oldest player in the team. Thank

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Speaker 2: you very much, and please give a shout out for

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Speaker 2: the boys once more. We've made it into the grand finals.

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Speaker 2: Well done Malvern Lacrosse.

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Speaker 3: Can we get down there for the Grand Final.

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Speaker 2: It's a huge game. Give up the grand final. It's

1303
00:59:55,360 --> 00:59:57,760
Speaker 2: all about Malvin Lacrosse Club and that grand final in

1304
00:59:57,880 --> 01:00:00,760
Speaker 2: Division three. But Dave Well and the team.

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Speaker 7: The Christian O'Connell breakfast shows gold one oh four point three.

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Speaker 2: This week it's International Dog Week. You might have seen

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Speaker 2: in all the photos pinging around on social media yesterday.

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Speaker 2: So we're looking for your dog celebrities. I've got Labra

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Speaker 2: Dora the Explorer.

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Speaker 3: That's good. Also, Pats, I should point out there about

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Speaker 3: five minutes ago Christian realized he threw away all the

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Speaker 3: ones he's been working on all morning.

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Speaker 2: Accent. Well, I don't know. They're all Panicky Kennel Rogers. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Maria Sharpey over dog tennis player Iggy Pup. I hope

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Speaker 2: there's someone listening who has got a little puppy that's

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Speaker 2: called Iggy Pup. Brian Furry Hello, Mick Wagger and Great

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Speaker 2: Dane swan Son's good. All right, Jack, What have you

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Speaker 2: got dog celebrities?

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Speaker 3: I've got Great Dane, Judy dench Ah, Michael Puglas, Tommy

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Speaker 3: Flee Jones.

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Speaker 2: Ah, yeahs I had a Tommy Lee one. I remember

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Speaker 2: what it was. It's in the bin. It probably deserve

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Speaker 2: it probably just threw it. Sound in the bin.

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Speaker 3: Paul Lando Bloom Who Paul Land Orlando?

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Speaker 2: Right? Okay? Yes?

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Speaker 3: And shitsu surrounding.

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Speaker 2: How dare you come on there? How are you agro?

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Speaker 2: Send its yours? Today's time waste. So then we're looking

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Speaker 2: for your dog celebrities. Text him in oh four seventy

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Speaker 2: five three one oh four three oh four seven five

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Speaker 2: three one oh four three, well mark them in ten

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Speaker 2: minutes time. Here on Gold one oh four point three

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Speaker 2: broccol E the.

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Speaker 7: Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.

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Speaker 2: This week is International Dog Week. Do you see all

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Speaker 2: the cute dogs going around? All little pictures yesterday on

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Speaker 2: social media on Instagram?

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Speaker 15: And that.

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Speaker 2: All right? So today we're looking for dog celebrities. How

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Speaker 2: is the old unit? This Luna?

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Speaker 3: By the way, your dog you you wouldn't even recognize

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Speaker 3: that she is in such good shape. Now, she did

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Speaker 3: have a big Christmas and that's the last time you

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Speaker 3: saw her. Yeah, she's not as fat.

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Speaker 2: Hey, I wasn't judging on fat. I just said this

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Speaker 2: is a big dog.

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Speaker 3: He got her a pig on toothpicks or something like that.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, let's say this move on much, I ask now.

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Speaker 2: Dog celebrities Joe Cocker Spaniel Silver Word and Die, Jack

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Speaker 2: Russell Crowe Civil plus, Michael J. Fox Terrier Civil plus,

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Speaker 2: Clint Eastwoth Gold definitely, Andrew, thank you very much, Joe

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Speaker 2: cockerleg Mutt, Damon Cleever Silver plus, Jamie Flee, Curtis Gold,

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Speaker 2: didn't go Star Gold Spaniel, Radcliffe Gold, Robert sit Down Jr.

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Speaker 3: Gold.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, it's the second one of the year. Luke

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Speaker 2: and News sles it a terrible year, uh St. Bernard

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Speaker 2: Fanning Silver Plush, Corgy Clooney Silver silver, Chris Hemsworth gold

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Speaker 2: and Greg and Dandenong, Sarah Jessica Barker Gold plus, Michael J.

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Speaker 2: Foxhound two for Michael J. Fox Very good Silver, Dave

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Speaker 2: Growl Gold Mark Hello.

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Speaker 14: Well performed then gold plus, Christopher Walkes Gold plus Brad

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Speaker 14: Pittbull Silver, Hugh Jack Russell Silver, Tick Astley gold and

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Speaker 14: Molly Ringworm gold plus.

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Speaker 2: It's our highest gold count. Well done every one of

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Speaker 2: your dog celebrities.

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Speaker 7: The Christian oho'connall Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four

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Speaker 7: point three.

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Speaker 2: We are back tomorrow morning. Title of today's show is

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Speaker 2: the Audacious Bath Going to have another this afternoon? No,

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Speaker 2: I think we just need to let the house all.

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Speaker 2: Just calm down. If you want to know what we're

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Speaker 2: talking about, you missed it, you can catch up again

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Speaker 2: on the iHeart app. You can catch up on the

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Speaker 2: podcast hug It is on the way. We're speak to

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Speaker 2: you tomorrow morning. Thanks for listening, Have a good day.

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Speaker 7: The Christian oho' connall Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh

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Speaker 7: four point three