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Speaker 1: This is a Will and Woody podcast mini.

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Speaker 2: But when you're in a rash right Now, let's talk

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Speaker 2: a little bit about this guy. Well, about nine months

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Speaker 2: ago he did make love somewhere, maybe not in a club,

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Speaker 2: who knows.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's good, good, very good, thanks Mane.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, no, his wife just gave birth to a

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Speaker 2: little boy, Siah Castrello, Raymond's his name?

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Speaker 4: Sorry, is sire?

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Speaker 3: And none of them on my baby list?

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Speaker 4: Oh no, fair enough? Sire a name? Or is that

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Speaker 4: a like.

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Speaker 3: A horse which gives birth to other horses?

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Speaker 4: No, yes it is? Is it really?

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Speaker 3: It is a sire. I thought it was a sired.

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Speaker 4: I thought it was a title, as in like sire sire.

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Speaker 3: Yes it is, yes it is, yes, yes, yes, it's a.

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Speaker 4: Number of things and a name of Rusha's baby.

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Speaker 3: Yeah that's right.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, So Usher is just talking about the songs, the

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Speaker 2: things that he did to get ready for the birth

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Speaker 2: while the birth, this is while the birth's going on,

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Speaker 2: and he managed to flick on a bit of fiddy.

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Speaker 3: The second time. Oh man, I came fully equipped. I

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Speaker 3: had speakers, I had backup batteries, I.

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Speaker 2: Had like a whole playlist that I worked on for

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Speaker 2: about two weeks.

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Speaker 4: That was crazy.

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Speaker 1: It's great, and the song that was playing when the

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Speaker 1: baby came out was in the club.

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Speaker 3: Now you seem to think this works.

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Speaker 4: Well, it's goes Shorty, go Shorty, so supportive and he's

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Speaker 4: who Shorty, this is his wife?

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Speaker 3: Oh, he's his wife.

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Speaker 5: Okay, it's the baby because it's his.

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Speaker 3: Birthday as well. It's shorty, it's your birthday.

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Speaker 4: It's brilliant, it is nice. It's brilliant.

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Speaker 5: That is an unofficial anthem of all birds. I imagine,

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Speaker 5: go shorty, it's your birthday, and then the baby.

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Speaker 3: Short It's good, it's good.

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Speaker 2: Gear was But look, at the end of the day,

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Speaker 2: I do think that there are a lot of blokes

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Speaker 2: who don't really know what to do in the birthing suite,

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Speaker 2: the birthing room, just during birth in general. I know,

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Speaker 2: I know, like I've got a baby coming in two

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Speaker 2: months and I know that, like we've been doing birth

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Speaker 2: in classes as part of that, and prior to the

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Speaker 2: birthing classes, I was feeling super sheepish about my role

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Speaker 2: in there.

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Speaker 4: So now what's your role? What's what's your role now?

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Speaker 4: In post I've got a big role.

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Speaker 2: Now I'm pretty much number one support for sem and

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Speaker 2: but we've had to like learn I've had to learn

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Speaker 2: like different positions to put her in.

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Speaker 4: Sorry, I thought you were saying for yourself.

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Speaker 5: There, don't think it matters if you get into the

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Speaker 5: table pose, we'll get off the floor. No, no, no, it's

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Speaker 5: all about her obviously, so you would put her into

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Speaker 5: different positions.

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Speaker 3: I've got to figure out.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I've got to figure out like there's like the

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Speaker 2: different women have like different parts of their body which

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Speaker 2: they're like getting touched which relaxes them more as well.

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Speaker 3: So we had to figure out what that was.

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Speaker 4: I asked, where Sim's position.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just on her cheek or her shoulder.

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Speaker 2: Oh yes, yeah, yeah, so that they're the two there.

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Speaker 2: I've got to learn like different massages. I know an

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Speaker 2: endorphin releasing massage.

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Speaker 4: Do you munshining on me?

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Speaker 1: Not now?

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Speaker 2: But yeah, sure absolutely, which is great because it means

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Speaker 2: that it relaxes her.

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Speaker 4: Oh cool.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. And also I know how to and breathing techniques.

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Speaker 2: We've got different breathing techniques to access their parasympathetic nervous sister.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, yeah, so.

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Speaker 2: Like it's all like but this is all stuff I've learned,

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Speaker 2: whereas previously I was feeling very much like breasts on

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Speaker 2: a bull prior to the birth, because I was just

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Speaker 2: worried I was going to be sitting in the corner

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Speaker 2: going like go shorty, yeah yeah, And I think that's

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Speaker 2: a common thing, and like, so I really don't want

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Speaker 2: to rag on guys here. I don't want to rag

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Speaker 2: on them, but I know for a fact there'd be

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Speaker 2: a lot of guys out.

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Speaker 3: There who didn't go to birth and glass who rocked.

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Speaker 6: Up the birth.

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Speaker 3: And let's let's have a bit of a laugh with

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Speaker 3: them here if we can.

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Speaker 2: Thirty and one oh six ' five, how useless was

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Speaker 2: your partner during childbirth?

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Speaker 4: Like?

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Speaker 3: What were they up to?

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Speaker 2: I spoke to him, mate the other night, and I

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Speaker 2: was like, oh, talk to me about how do you

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Speaker 2: how you went in the birthings week?

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Speaker 3: And he was like, mate, honestly, I just cried the

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Speaker 3: whole time.

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Speaker 4: The whole time he was.

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Speaker 3: I was crying so much. I couldn't even like, you

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Speaker 3: aren't kidding, No, he was like he was he couldn't

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Speaker 3: see wipe. I get it, to get it now, it's this.

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Speaker 2: I know it's a hectic thing, and I know if

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Speaker 2: I didn't have this training on the birth, I'd be cooked.

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Speaker 3: I wouldn't know what to do with myself. So thirty one

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Speaker 3: who six five and ten from you? Guys?

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Speaker 4: How useless was your child?

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Speaker 3: Was your partner during childbirth?

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Speaker 2: How useless was your partner in the birthing suite?

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Speaker 3: Currently? All round good guy?

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Speaker 2: Usher takes the cake after playing Fidty sent in the

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Speaker 2: club for his partner's birth Again.

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Speaker 4: I will defend our shirt that that song makes sense.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: No, we've discovered that there are layers to fifty cent

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Speaker 2: in the club, layers which I don't think were intentional

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Speaker 2: when he wrote the song. Given that he can't read,

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Speaker 2: we've got Jamie, who's got That's true? By the way,

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Speaker 2: he actually can't read, We're good.

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Speaker 4: How does he wrap? He talks?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we've got Jamie here on six five Jamie, Jamie?

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Speaker 3: How useless was was your partner during childbirth?

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Speaker 1: Ah? He was completely useless. We're in the birthing twite.

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Speaker 1: And he thought he would bring a six pack of

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Speaker 1: some alcoholic beverages in And what's gone in sixty seconds?

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Speaker 3: What on?

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Speaker 2: What?

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Speaker 3: What on?

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Speaker 4: An impad? What did he?

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Speaker 3: What was he watching it?

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Speaker 7: That was the TV in the birthing twite and he

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Speaker 7: chucked it on he.

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Speaker 3: Did he flick it over?

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Speaker 6: Was it just?

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Speaker 3: Was it just playing? Was cage already on the TV?

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Speaker 3: Or did he scan for it?

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Speaker 1: He scanned for it.

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Speaker 7: He had stayed up on the chair and he was

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Speaker 7: having a.

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Speaker 6: Good old time.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's amazing, Jamie is as good as it gets, Mandy, Mandy,

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Speaker 2: how useless was how useless was your partner in the birthing?

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Speaker 3: Sweet?

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Speaker 6: Yep? Mine was as equally as useless as the previous caller.

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Speaker 6: He had been there for hours along with me, and

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Speaker 6: after being induced and everything, nothing was working. And he

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Speaker 6: went down to the canteen and got to meet Pie

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Speaker 6: and sat in the corner and had to meet Pie

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Speaker 6: with tomato sauce on it.

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Speaker 3: Man is hungry many.

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Speaker 5: Did he at least offer you something when he went

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Speaker 5: down to the cafeteria. Did he say, Mandy want something

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Speaker 5: from the shop?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 6: It was all about him at that point. He was tired,

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Speaker 6: he was exhausted.

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Speaker 4: Process.

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Speaker 3: Did you have a crack at him, Mandy when he

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Speaker 3: had the pie and hair?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, thanks to the gold Mandy.

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Speaker 2: We're talking about useless partners during childbirth. Usher played fidd

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Speaker 2: decent in the club during his wife's birth. And by

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Speaker 2: the way, Robbie Williams might take the cake of what's

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Speaker 2: some audio of him?

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Speaker 3: He live tweeted a video of himself.

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Speaker 2: But we're going He got a sue first, Sue, how

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Speaker 2: useless was your partner during childbirth?

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Speaker 7: He was pretty useless. Actually it was our second child.

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Speaker 7: He was booked in to have day surgery on his leg.

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Speaker 7: My water broke that morning and so we both went

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Speaker 7: into hospital. He had said on his leg while I

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Speaker 7: was kind of, you know, in the throes of labor,

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Speaker 7: and then when the business sing sort of happened to

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Speaker 7: me to actually give birth, they wheeled him up into

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Speaker 7: the birthing suite in a wheelchair, stuck him on a

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Speaker 7: pepperdine and morphine, and I had to call my girlfriend,

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Speaker 7: who is a paramedic, and say, hey, honey, you got

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Speaker 7: to come and help me have this blade because my

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Speaker 7: husband's going to be useless.

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Speaker 3: So what was he saying when he was doped up? Sue?

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Speaker 7: Oh, I was in a bath like during the labor,

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Speaker 7: and he's on the bed in the other room, going,

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Speaker 7: you're doing great.

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Speaker 1: Honey.

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