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Speaker 1: Amanda's cutting reel floor.

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Speaker 2: Amanda's cutting real flood.

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Speaker 1: It's the cutting real food.

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Speaker 2: What's on the cutting room floor today, Amanda.

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Speaker 3: It seems on the cutting room floor we're often talking

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Speaker 3: about bodily functions or flatulence, and today's no difference, except

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Speaker 3: today it's science behind it.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I like it when you put it with science.

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Speaker 3: CSIRO has asked Australians to chart their flatulence for research.

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Speaker 3: They're hoping tens of thousands of people will log details

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Speaker 3: of their flatulence on an app to help researchers understand

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Speaker 3: gut health. They quote a woman called Heather who said

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Speaker 3: she knew she fared a lot, but didn't know how

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Speaker 3: often until she started track her output. She said, I

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Speaker 3: knew I came from a farty family. I like croissants

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Speaker 3: or pastor or bread, and I'll end up getting a

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Speaker 3: sauce stomach and I'll be tooting a lot after that.

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Speaker 3: So when she heard about the CSIRO and their app,

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Speaker 3: she began logging her farts and reviewing the data, and

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Speaker 3: you saw that she doesn't fart all.

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Speaker 1: Day, that there's a big gap in entries in the

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Speaker 1: middle of the day.

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Speaker 3: So she now can see what it's doing to her

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Speaker 3: health that maybe I shouldn't be having those snacks then,

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Speaker 3: because it makes me windy.

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Speaker 2: Is it bad to pass wind a lot?

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Speaker 1: Well, that's what's it? A come a lot? Well, that's

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Speaker 1: what they're trying to figure out.

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Speaker 3: They say, no, it's natural, it's perfectly normal, and it

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Speaker 3: means your gut is working. But sometimes you might need

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Speaker 3: to know more. They just want to get a big

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Speaker 3: round robin of information. So they want people to log

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Speaker 3: on and log down the information, including the frequency, the stench,

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Speaker 3: the loudness, the duration, to help researchers understand it better.

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Speaker 2: There's nothing more satisfying when you rip out a big

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Speaker 2: three toner.

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Speaker 1: You buy yourself till me what a three tone?

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Speaker 2: And it changes pitch a few times. That's aways good, nice,

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Speaker 2: that's a way satisfying.

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Speaker 3: So most of the average person, she says, passes win

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Speaker 3: between seven and twenty times a day.

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Speaker 1: Seventy I'd be close to the twenty.

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Speaker 2: I reckon, Yeah, I reckon, you'd be about because I eat.

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Speaker 1: A lot of raw onion.

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Speaker 3: I eat a lot of salads, and I think that

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Speaker 3: pushes me up to the twenty. She said that they

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Speaker 3: just so would you get this apt Brendan.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, but of course I like telemetry. I like

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Speaker 2: those things. Well.

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Speaker 3: It urges you to log certain certain features, including the stench,

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Speaker 3: the lingerye, the detectability on a sliding scale.

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Speaker 2: Isn't it work? Isn't it the worst? When you drop

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Speaker 2: a real stinky one, like the worst one, and you're

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Speaker 2: in a public area or.

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Speaker 1: Something, which what did you think that you'd just be

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Speaker 1: a little too.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes you think I'll get away with this, and yeah

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Speaker 2: an age.

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Speaker 3: I'm of an age where sometimes they come out and

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Speaker 3: they might surprise me. You know, I've always been in

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Speaker 3: control of when I pass it, and now sometimes I

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Speaker 3: can't tell if it's because I'm all relaxed about it

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Speaker 3: and I fart more at home I just don't care,

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Speaker 3: or if I'm at that point now where it happens

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Speaker 3: to me and I didn't feel it coming.

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Speaker 2: Could you fart now?

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Speaker 1: Nod?

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Speaker 2: You would?

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Speaker 1: You would you farted in front of me?

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Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever farted before you. I think

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Speaker 2: that's ever happened now.

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Speaker 1: I couldn't have heard some of yours.

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Speaker 2: Yeah I did one once. It was so abaud like,

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Speaker 2: so stinky, but I was on my motorbikeer I could

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Speaker 2: smell it. That's how bad it was. That's pretty.

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Speaker 3: Bads around you were winding up their windows.

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Speaker 2: We're going bag play.

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Speaker 3: Well, I've told you about our family reunion years ago.

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Speaker 3: Mum decided it was held at mom and Dad's house,

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Speaker 3: all the family from everyone, all over the place. And

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Speaker 3: my mother decided we s she'ld have we come from

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Speaker 3: the least talented family in the history of the universe.

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Speaker 3: But Mum decided that she'd get everyone to put on

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Speaker 3: a talent show. And you know, so my uncle was

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Speaker 3: reading some poetry and I was sitting on the grass.

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Speaker 3: And I don't know how it happened because my brother

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Speaker 3: was on one side, my dad on the out. The

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Speaker 3: world's the biggest fart is I come from a full

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Speaker 3: pull my finger family? And somehow a small something escape

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Speaker 3: but a ricocheted off that grass, off the grass.

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Speaker 1: Everyone heard it.

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Speaker 2: But grass is very absorbent.

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Speaker 1: Well, it must have been something worth hearing.

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Speaker 2: Was it hard grass? Which city were you in?

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Speaker 1: Brisbane? That would have been.

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Speaker 2: Dry dry.

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Speaker 1: I'm glad we're getting to the bottom.

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Speaker 2: Because if you were sitting on a coach.

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Speaker 1: I was sitting on, Sir Walter Rally, it's not.

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Speaker 2: Walter rally, it's just their walter. If you're sitting on

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Speaker 2: a buffalo, A buffalo is a very tough grass. So

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Speaker 2: it might have been Brisbane.

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Speaker 3: But I was shocked so that I was surrounded by

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Speaker 3: people who are bigger flatulators.

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Speaker 1: Than I am, and it was me I cut one,

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Speaker 1: and it was me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel your pain. That's dreadful.

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Speaker 1: It's dreadful.

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Speaker 2: I think when you rip one out and you with

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Speaker 2: little kids, because I would just dub you at.

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Speaker 3: Remember that time I was walking around the corner and

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Speaker 3: I did what I was walking with liamb he was

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Speaker 3: little child, and I let one go and a man

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Speaker 3: came around the corner and I said only and please,

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Speaker 3: and he had to take one for the team. He's

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Speaker 3: too young to understand what was happening, and I quickly

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Speaker 3: pinched his elbow and moved him of.

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Speaker 2: Him up the river. That's outraidous. Now they should get us.

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Speaker 3: We should be a part of the CS statistics, don't you.

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Speaker 2: Well then we could just be ribbon amout and say hey,

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Speaker 2: it's for science. I've got an ad. Okay, kids, stop

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Speaker 2: it for today, come back tomorrow for more. Josey and

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Speaker 2: the Man is gotting room for