Speaker 1: People do some weird ship.
Speaker 2: This is a big one.
Speaker 1: This is for the girls.
Speaker 3: This one.
Speaker 1: Some things make more sense than the others.
Speaker 2: Whimsy lowhand in the face after trying to take a
Speaker 2: boy away from a mother. You're a good little boy.
Speaker 3: I won't leave.
Speaker 1: Enjoyed the kill. Love this yourself for observations you didn't
Speaker 1: ask for.
Speaker 4: That's the line.
Speaker 1: I see it quite clearly.
Speaker 2: Well, get new glasses, just stick couple of mitches. One
Speaker 2: is clearly better than the other one.
Speaker 1: I can't agree. Now Here is mich Julie and Mitchell
Speaker 1: Ko Episode five. Hello Mitch, Oh what straight into it?
Speaker 2: You are going to be so proud of me?
Speaker 1: Or hit me?
Speaker 3: What? Well?
Speaker 2: You know how you're a bit of a fan boy
Speaker 2: of all things Apple products.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm a bit of a nerd like that. Love
Speaker 1: me tech.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't call you a nerd. Apple very mainstream, right.
Speaker 1: Well, I love love because I've got the new iPhone,
Speaker 1: got the new Apple Watch, Apple TV.
Speaker 2: What I've come into the new decade? Can you believe?
Speaker 2: Oh you haven't guess what I got?
Speaker 1: What do you care?
Speaker 2: I got those the headphones that the ones that haven't
Speaker 2: caught on it?
Speaker 3: You know? All right?
Speaker 1: Grandma, you got AirPods?
Speaker 2: Sure, congratulations, thank you. Do you have them with you?
Speaker 3: I do?
Speaker 1: Look, show me you're in that little yeah, a little yeah.
Speaker 2: It looks like a ta container. There we go close it,
Speaker 2: look at and.
Speaker 1: Go, oh one more time. Why I just love the
Speaker 1: sound going and go turn.
Speaker 2: My mic up.
Speaker 1: So oh that sounds great.
Speaker 2: I really did think that I would be more impressed
Speaker 2: by it.
Speaker 1: Oh, you're not You're not throwing I did.
Speaker 5: One of the ways I justified it, like spending three
Speaker 5: hundred bucks or so on a pair of headphones, was
Speaker 5: that because whenever I go to the gym, I always
Speaker 5: find myself really distracted on my phone. And I thought,
Speaker 5: if I had these AirPods, I could leave my phone
Speaker 5: in my gym bag and be able to control my
Speaker 5: music with the head probably. You know they've got the
Speaker 5: touch control you can talk to. I thought that you'd
Speaker 5: be able to adjust the volume on the music to
Speaker 5: with the AirPod.
Speaker 1: You can't.
Speaker 5: But the only way you can adjust the volume is
Speaker 5: by talking to Siri. Like, imagine me in the gym, like, hey, theory,
Speaker 5: turn it down phone.
Speaker 1: I've had phone calls with you in the gym. You
Speaker 1: were so puffed. Hey, Sirien.
Speaker 2: Exactly.
Speaker 1: That's how our phone calls always go so very upset.
Speaker 5: I really thought that you'd have more control with it. Literally,
Speaker 5: all you can do is skip the song. I thought
Speaker 5: that there was if you did, like if I've only
Speaker 5: had them for a few hours, and I thought if
Speaker 5: you did like a special combination of different gestures and things,
Speaker 5: it would do different things.
Speaker 2: Like I was like stroking it.
Speaker 5: I was basically finger bashing these headphones, being like, does
Speaker 5: it do anything else other than skip?
Speaker 2: Can't even pause it?
Speaker 1: No, you can't. If you take one out, then it
Speaker 1: pauses it.
Speaker 2: That also pisces me off because sometimes I like to
Speaker 2: listen to music with just one headphone, and.
Speaker 1: Then you have to press play again on the iPhone
Speaker 1: then will start just one.
Speaker 5: That's no good, that's so inconvenient. I can't believe I
Speaker 5: spent so much money on this hy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there is actually a spy feature. I actually want
Speaker 1: to tell you about it now. There's a super spy
Speaker 1: feature that I use all the time, and it's even
Speaker 1: I'm wanting to use it to help me get more
Speaker 1: money in the future in like contract negotiations. This lets
Speaker 1: you hear what other people are saying about you in
Speaker 1: another room. Really, Yeah, okay, I'll tell you about it.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Here, you can teach me about that later. Okay, Hey, should.
Speaker 1: Should we just the elephant that's offensive to her?
Speaker 2: But should we draw the elephant in the room? Make
Speaker 2: name miss Jake. What are we addressing though.
Speaker 1: The gazelle in the room, which is very gazelle like? Oh?
Speaker 2: Yes, producer Jenna's back.
Speaker 4: Hi, welcome back, Thank you.
Speaker 1: Hello.
Speaker 2: I'm so glad you could be bothered to join us.
Speaker 5: Excuse me, Jenna. While you were gone, we plotted something
Speaker 5: just so you know. We've got something coming up later
Speaker 5: on that you're going to hate.
Speaker 4: I don't want to hear it.
Speaker 2: We've done something on your behalf. We're trying to get
Speaker 2: you out of your comforts and.
Speaker 1: Actually no you have not genuinely. I wish you could
Speaker 1: see as.
Speaker 2: Soon as I said comforts though, what can you take
Speaker 2: your headphones off?
Speaker 1: Forecone.
Speaker 4: First of all, I just want to say I thought
Speaker 4: it was a present for me.
Speaker 5: No, it's not a good surprise. We had been telling
Speaker 5: her that there's a surprise. Take your headphones off so
Speaker 5: I can tell everyone what is poor.
Speaker 1: Thing thought it was a president and she's pregnant too,
Speaker 1: So okay, we turn everything down.
Speaker 5: If you haven't heard the news, Big Brothers coming back
Speaker 5: to TV. Yeah, so we've signed producer Jenner up. We've
Speaker 5: done an application for her to be on Big brother Yeah.
Speaker 2: And because Jenna is so shy and doesn't really like
Speaker 2: to be the center of attention, I know that she's
Speaker 2: in a freak out.
Speaker 1: This is the type of person general is this. She
Speaker 1: will hate this.
Speaker 5: I'm going to do a little time travel teaser right now.
Speaker 5: Just edit in what her reaction is after we've done it.
Speaker 2: So this is what you've got to look forward to.
Speaker 1: Did sure get the papers? Please?
Speaker 2: Here we go now, Jenna, calm down. We'll do that
Speaker 2: later on. Also, mit, I believe you're giving me a
Speaker 2: taste of my own medicine.
Speaker 1: I am. Well, normally we have we have our segment.
Speaker 1: You got to hustle, So.
Speaker 2: I've got to do something really embarrassing and we time
Speaker 2: promote the.
Speaker 1: Show in order to get us and you listens, Yes,
Speaker 1: so it is you gotta hustle. It's back this time
Speaker 1: you're in the spotlight. You gotta hustle, boy, And I'll
Speaker 1: sit back and I will enjoy it. And Jenna and
Speaker 1: I will laugh hep me, Jenna, We sure will, Jenna.
Speaker 2: I should also tell you while you were gone, we've
Speaker 2: changed things majorly.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: The way we do things around here are very different.
Speaker 5: Now I'm not happy we did not get your approval.
Speaker 5: So last week, episode four, if you missed it, we
Speaker 5: were listening to the other shows that are also called
Speaker 5: Is It just Me?
Speaker 2: There's quite a few podcasts with the same names.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I reviewed all the other competition if you can call that, yeah,
Speaker 1: and one of them, do you his name was Actually
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get that it was. I will say it
Speaker 1: was the lowest rating Is It just Me? One review,
Speaker 1: one star and it just said terrible.
Speaker 2: And yet we've decided to take in from him.
Speaker 1: Jenna, no approval from you. We're taking a leaf at it.
Speaker 1: Jabrielle Paramal's book.
Speaker 2: There we go, name time five seconds and now it's
Speaker 2: time for me to fox some shit up.
Speaker 1: How the fuck are you? Yeah, I'm fucking mad. So
Speaker 1: I thought I'd just.
Speaker 2: Turned the microphone on.
Speaker 5: I got a couple things built up. There was no
Speaker 5: bells and whistles, no sound effects. It was very raw,
Speaker 5: unfiltered and amateur, and we said we should do more
Speaker 5: like that instead of instead of us coming here and
Speaker 5: talking about what is it just means we've noticed from
Speaker 5: the week, we should come with voice memos that we
Speaker 5: recorded in the moment.
Speaker 2: And play it to each other. So that's how we're
Speaker 2: doing it, Jenna.
Speaker 1: Yep, we're still starting the show the same way we
Speaker 1: do every week with our igems. Now let's jump in
Speaker 1: you ready, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Sure, I'll go first.
Speaker 1: This is my voice kick it off?
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 5: Gosh, blimey, isn't it just the best? When I mean
Speaker 5: it could just see me, I'm in this whole point
Speaker 5: of the fucking show.
Speaker 2: Who knows if it is just me?
Speaker 5: But don't you just love watching male covers of female
Speaker 5: pop songs on YouTube.
Speaker 2: It's currently a nine thirteen pm in the evening. I'm
Speaker 2: on YouTube. I do this often.
Speaker 5: Just type in here in YouTube the song title and
Speaker 5: then just the words male cover and I'll bring it up.
Speaker 2: Let me just do it. Let's go Wildest Dreams Taylor
Speaker 2: Swift male cover. Let me just fast forward a bit
Speaker 2: and go that sounds great.
Speaker 3: West is.
Speaker 2: Seven eis Can you stand it? He sounds great?
Speaker 3: Serious?
Speaker 2: Eli l I? How do you say? It's last name? Eli?
Speaker 1: Lib?
Speaker 3: Like l I E B.
Speaker 5: It's not bad looking. I would put him on a
Speaker 5: plate and stop him out with a biscuit. That's quietly
Speaker 5: there we go.
Speaker 3: What was that? So?
Speaker 2: Is it just me or a male? Song covers on
Speaker 2: YouTube really great to listen to. I do love it.
Speaker 1: I didn't even understand all I could. He was a keyboard.
Speaker 1: It's something like kitten was running over a whole bunch
Speaker 1: of corn flakes.
Speaker 2: That was the point. We're meant to be more amateur
Speaker 2: when we do this while we're trying to copy this guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is just you. I've never once done that
Speaker 1: in my life.
Speaker 2: Here's one it's only love can hurt like this by
Speaker 2: Tom Vaughan. Fuck enough, only love can hood Life.
Speaker 1: Only love kN hood Life.
Speaker 2: Must have been a deadly kid. Yeah, I don't know
Speaker 2: why I love it.
Speaker 1: It sounds like he's obviously had to slow down the
Speaker 1: baseline for copyright reasons, so it sounds like something out
Speaker 1: of Haunt and he's a who like boom boom brom
Speaker 1: boom boom.
Speaker 5: These are people just making song covers on YouTube. They're
Speaker 5: not supposed to be super professed.
Speaker 1: Working at centing by day and then covers on YouTube.
Speaker 1: By night.
Speaker 2: It's fun hearing other people's interpretation on the song that
Speaker 2: you know and love.
Speaker 1: I don't know why even just stick to classics well.
Speaker 5: Because sometimes when you listen to the same song over
Speaker 5: and over and over and over again, it can be
Speaker 5: fun to listen to a different version, you know how,
Speaker 5: Sometimes the acoustic version is nice to listen to.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right, you open you know what? You open
Speaker 1: my eyes to live performances. So like one of Gaga's
Speaker 1: albums is Juliet or something, Joey and that one and
Speaker 1: you had Auntie Leanne step Hardy, Karen David's girlfriend Barbara.
Speaker 1: You introduced me to that album and I still listen
Speaker 1: to this day because it's so much It's so different.
Speaker 2: Live versions of songs, and so this is an extension
Speaker 2: of that.
Speaker 1: Would you ever do it? Because you have a YouTube channel?
Speaker 1: Did you ever do male covers?
Speaker 2: I have to be able to sing now, I'm not
Speaker 2: going to be getting into that.
Speaker 1: No, you can follow the show online.
Speaker 2: Just search a couple of miches.
Speaker 1: If you don't, you're a tickhead.
Speaker 2: I didn't mind that style of presenting our is it
Speaker 2: just me to each other?
Speaker 1: It definitely changed the pace because.
Speaker 5: Sometimes when you're in the heat of the moment you
Speaker 5: think of these it just me you want to cover,
Speaker 5: you kind of lose the passion. When it comes to
Speaker 5: the day of you're like, oh, actually, I'm not feeling
Speaker 5: the same way about this topic. So if you just
Speaker 5: whip out the phone member and do it then and there,
Speaker 5: you're not gonna forget.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're not wrong. Mine mine was a bit different.
Speaker 1: I think I took on a bit of what's his name?
Speaker 1: Pablo Escobaro of the podcasting, what's his name again?
Speaker 2: How do we keep forgetting?
Speaker 1: It was just yeah? Or jabriel Paramou Okay, she just
Speaker 1: sounds like a pack of cigarettes my dad would smoked
Speaker 1: in the eighties. Gabrielle Paramou reds, how did you go?
Speaker 1: I'm ready to go? Here is my.
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: It's even working, fux. So I'm just in the car
Speaker 1: driving currently the air cod turn the hair cot on.
Speaker 6: Shut up, kids, daddy's working. Do not touch the backseat
Speaker 6: air con in the carrago without my permission, So Brax,
Speaker 6: then stop.
Speaker 1: Welcome back to episode three three six, or it could
Speaker 1: be three three four. I don't even know who the
Speaker 1: fuck knows anymore. Oh, speaking of more. I went to
Speaker 1: the doctor and they said I need more medication, but
Speaker 1: I just didn't. I didn't answer them because they're not
Speaker 1: my normal doctor. It was Judy. Let's jump in to
Speaker 1: the show.
Speaker 3: Is it.
Speaker 2: Puck?
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Or I stay in a line? Tell your what have
Speaker 1: to merge on this highway one? I? Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Or am I the only person who has zero idea
Speaker 1: what a simple noun, verb, adjective, et cetera. Is just
Speaker 1: completely confused by it? That's me. That's the podcast for
Speaker 1: this week.
Speaker 6: That yeah, it comes back again kids for God's sake.
Speaker 1: So definitely a character there.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I was gonna say, that's not how That's not what
Speaker 5: we agreed to. You weren't meant to be taking on
Speaker 5: a character. You just fabricated all these children and all
Speaker 5: this traffic.
Speaker 1: No, I was being Jay Brew. I was being here.
Speaker 2: Oh right, ye see, I.
Speaker 5: Didn't realize that's what we were doing. I was just
Speaker 5: being myself, but taking on a bit of inspiration of
Speaker 5: his style.
Speaker 1: Now I took on completely his way of life. That's
Speaker 1: my age. Though I don't I did any podcast. I
Speaker 1: pictured them in the background of Mountain Nourrige probably chained up.
Speaker 1: I think I don't understand basic nouns or adjectives. If
Speaker 1: someone were to say to me, oh, just give me
Speaker 1: an adjective quickly, I wouldn't know. I wouldn't know what
Speaker 1: to do.
Speaker 2: And then you throw in pronouns and adverbs and it's
Speaker 2: a whole shit show.
Speaker 1: Get pronouns because it's twenty nineteen, right of course. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: but nouns and verbs? Do you understand them?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I happened to top English in my new level
Speaker 2: of schooling is topped?
Speaker 1: Okay, well I was. I was interested, So you definitely
Speaker 1: think you know them, yes, Because what I've done is
Speaker 1: I've gone to kindihub dot com.
Speaker 2: You've gone to Daddy's.
Speaker 1: I've had to fake an account and pretend that I'm
Speaker 1: a child educator, and I have got a simple year
Speaker 1: one level grammar noun and verb test. Now it's very simple.
Speaker 2: I'll pass. No, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1: I'm going to give one to you and one to me.
Speaker 1: We're both gonna fill it out now. Okay, Jena will
Speaker 1: need you to market, so she bring genera in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jna, come on quickly, coming quite her surprise though.
Speaker 5: It's on the deck, all right, So we can really
Speaker 5: use nouns and verbs to complete this ends.
Speaker 2: It's below. You'll use each word only once.
Speaker 1: The words are bake, eats, cake, made pie, and cream.
Speaker 2: I like whipped blank on my pumpkin pie. Your voul
Speaker 2: just a joke everywhere, and now cream is a person
Speaker 2: place off thing. Don't give me the answer.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm crossing them off as I go because
Speaker 1: I thought I'll.
Speaker 2: Get we need a noun. They're sure.
Speaker 1: My sister blank dessert faster than I do.
Speaker 2: And it's they're looking for a verb, so it's something
Speaker 2: that she does are doing with?
Speaker 1: Oh, so a verb is a doing word? Yes, right,
Speaker 1: like bludgeony. This is actually quite easy.
Speaker 2: My mum's favorite is pumpkin, and then announced.
Speaker 1: Okay, don't you don't answer it because we want to
Speaker 1: get marked. Although in year twelve, Oh, I would pay
Speaker 1: people to give you the answers I cheated in the HSC.
Speaker 1: Can I say that he's not having What do you
Speaker 1: mean you get test restrictions? What do you mean you're
Speaker 1: you cheated in the h I wrote the answers in
Speaker 1: the dates that Adolf Hitler did what he did, and
Speaker 1: I need to say it on the inside of my rubber.
Speaker 2: Oh that's not that bad, but still the dates were there.
Speaker 2: I thought that they'd.
Speaker 5: Take the rubber, the outside cardboard thing on an eraser
Speaker 5: off you in the HC.
Speaker 2: That's what they did at my.
Speaker 1: School in my time.
Speaker 5: God, you couldn't have you is school captain? I bet
Speaker 5: those were your perset. You're like, uh, head mistress, we
Speaker 5: really should abolished this one rule. I feel strongly about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got to do it in the in the
Speaker 1: common room on my own.
Speaker 2: I've made an error, but I've correct leave it.
Speaker 1: No, I've corrected it.
Speaker 2: I'm allowed to. I'm allowed to correct my error before
Speaker 2: i've handed in the test. Dickhead, I'm done.
Speaker 1: They've been handed into producer Jenna.
Speaker 2: How do we know that she's any good at grammar
Speaker 2: or whatever?
Speaker 1: She has always in a ponytail. She knows, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? What's happened to Jenna?
Speaker 4: One of you is failed?
Speaker 1: How is it mean? Do you read failed?
Speaker 2: One of you.
Speaker 4: Used the same word twice, even though it explicitly said
Speaker 4: you'll use each word only once.
Speaker 2: Of course, Oh no, one of you wrote cake again,
Speaker 2: and you've done it in for and two thirds.
Speaker 1: Don't assume it was me who was a Jenna.
Speaker 3: It was you.
Speaker 1: I didn't even mean.
Speaker 3: To do that.
Speaker 2: That wasn't even a test of your grammar or whatever.
Speaker 5: Your ability to identify nouns and adjectives that just you
Speaker 5: can't count like.
Speaker 1: Math. Both mitches are very needy, so make sure you
Speaker 1: leave a review on your podcast.
Speaker 5: Can't think of anything nice to say, just hit five
Speaker 5: stars and let them know what's currently on your left.
Speaker 2: Right, Jenna, good thing you're in here, because it's time
Speaker 2: to be a surprise.
Speaker 3: It is.
Speaker 2: And when we said surprise, you assumed that it would
Speaker 2: be a good surprise here.
Speaker 5: You were quite excited. But I'm sorry to say, I
Speaker 5: don't think you're going to enjoy what we've done.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think should we roll the roll the music?
Speaker 2: So I didn't know we had music.
Speaker 1: I've organized this, Jenna. Please welcome your new life. Bring
Speaker 1: any bells.
Speaker 2: No, you haven't to go while. No, I'm not going
Speaker 2: on big brother.
Speaker 1: No, she'll get the papers.
Speaker 2: Please go now, Jenna, Calm down.
Speaker 5: Now, Jenna, I know that you're quite shy and you
Speaker 5: don't like to be the center of attention and you
Speaker 5: don't like to be made vulnerable.
Speaker 2: But I just thought career wise this could be great
Speaker 2: for you. Okay, so we've done We've done an application.
Speaker 1: She's absolutely living.
Speaker 2: Just think Chrissy Swan, Sarah, Marie, Fitzie, the Bumpshake.
Speaker 5: Girl, Ben Norris, all these great names have come. So
Speaker 5: there's a lot of questions. I went in and answered
Speaker 5: them for you, met Would you like to read them out?
Speaker 1: Yeah, applications of open Jenna and you're in. It's been submitted.
Speaker 1: So I'll read the questions, Mitch, you'll read the answers
Speaker 1: we've done for you. Are you okay?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Okay, thank you for answering. Let's start. If you could
Speaker 1: invite three people?
Speaker 2: That was the worst sound effect I've ever heard. What
Speaker 2: the hell was that?
Speaker 1: That was the ad break music?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it just cuts off and it's the scabbiest
Speaker 2: quality ever.
Speaker 1: Who will Australia choose Rima or Ben after that?
Speaker 2: Terrible? Anyway?
Speaker 1: All right here we gory Okay, join you that before
Speaker 1: every question?
Speaker 2: Or no, no, I never want to hear it again.
Speaker 1: You could invite three people dead or alive to dinner?
Speaker 1: Who would they be? And wife?
Speaker 5: Now, because I know you, I've written three Larsen my
Speaker 5: favorite actress. I may or may not pursue her romantically.
Speaker 5: Harold Holt, I'd ask him for tips on how to
Speaker 5: vanish Forever True and the lead Zebra out of Racing Stripes.
Speaker 2: I'd like to pat him that.
Speaker 4: Was a good movie.
Speaker 1: If you could only choose one song to play every
Speaker 1: time you walked into a room for the rest of
Speaker 1: your life, what would it be?
Speaker 5: And why I've written the ketch up song because Spanglish
Speaker 5: is a beautiful language.
Speaker 2: Next question, tell us something that is true.
Speaker 1: It Almost nobody agrees with you.
Speaker 2: On breastfeeding shouldn't be alive in public?
Speaker 1: Damn it no, Jenna, that's a disgusting thing, is discussing.
Speaker 1: We have a lot of women with breasts that listen
Speaker 1: to this show, and that is awful.
Speaker 2: And they love to feed in public as it so happened.
Speaker 1: How would you convince someone to do something they didn't
Speaker 1: want to do?
Speaker 2: Threats?
Speaker 4: I can't argue with that.
Speaker 2: That's how you tend to operate.
Speaker 1: What is your least favorite thing about humanity, Jenna.
Speaker 2: People that speak to me is that I've written.
Speaker 1: If there was a movie produced about your life, who
Speaker 1: would play you?
Speaker 2: And why Bridy Carter and the Clouds Daughters, Because she's
Speaker 2: good with horses.
Speaker 1: Am all right, You're not wrong.
Speaker 4: She's a great actress.
Speaker 1: Address what do you do for fun?
Speaker 2: Hold my breath as long as I can.
Speaker 1: See.
Speaker 5: I'm trying to position you as being a little bit
Speaker 5: dry and sarcastic, but also a little bit of a psychopath.
Speaker 1: Thus far, they're going to say, we need to get
Speaker 1: a police check on this girl before we bring her
Speaker 1: into the house. What is your best in words physical feature?
Speaker 2: My enormous nails. My goal is to be able to
Speaker 2: wind them up in a hose reel.
Speaker 1: They're not long, Jenna, They're about an inch. What are
Speaker 1: habits about? Others?
Speaker 2: Irritate you fire men who put out fires? It ruins
Speaker 2: all my fun.
Speaker 1: Fun fact? You know that meme with a little baby
Speaker 1: girl looking back smiling at the camera with the house
Speaker 1: burning behind it. That's Jenny. That was me Jenna's family home.
Speaker 1: Do you have any enemies?
Speaker 3: Who?
Speaker 1: And why?
Speaker 5: This woman who works at Aldi he scans the grocery
Speaker 5: is too quick. It's not good for my blood pressure level, Jenna.
Speaker 4: I find it they scan too slow.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh look, she's so relatable. I'd vote to save Jenna.
Speaker 2: But they scan so quickly. It's like they're pegging these
Speaker 2: items at my face.
Speaker 1: It's quite therapeutic because you don't have to do anything everything.
Speaker 1: I live at home. Are you thinking of I've only
Speaker 1: buy one block of chocolate. That's the only time an
Speaker 1: outing that's got great European chocolate. Okay. Describe an event
Speaker 1: that changed your life.
Speaker 2: When mel Rafter died unpacked to the rafters. I know
Speaker 2: you're not over that, Jenny. We talk about it all
Speaker 2: the time.
Speaker 4: I'm not over it.
Speaker 1: What do you do when someone ignores you?
Speaker 2: Put a curse on them? I received this application and
Speaker 2: I was part of the casting. I'd go geez off
Speaker 2: the shame.
Speaker 1: She'd be good though, for like a week three elimination
Speaker 1: stare everyone. Yeah, I mean shit.
Speaker 2: You put her in there for the fact that she's
Speaker 2: different to the others, right, yeah, oh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you'd really stand out. They might be afraid that
Speaker 1: she'd pick one of the locks with a nail. Have
Speaker 1: you ever been owed money? What did you do about it?
Speaker 5: Bought a loaf of bread and let it go moldy,
Speaker 5: then put it in their mailbox, sliced by slice over
Speaker 5: the space of a few weeks.
Speaker 4: It's creative.
Speaker 2: That's something you do.
Speaker 1: What sort of people. Don't you like in the house
Speaker 1: fats Okay, no, no you did not.
Speaker 2: I did.
Speaker 1: Couple. If you're going to go into the house, you're
Speaker 1: going to shame fat people. You're going to shame women
Speaker 1: with breasts.
Speaker 5: I'm not going I put all the details in your name, No,
Speaker 5: but I put all the con take details in mind.
Speaker 2: If I get the callback, I'll let you know.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Also says in the meantime, please take time to share
Speaker 1: your registration on Facebook, Twitter. Simply send it to friends
Speaker 1: so they can register as well. We're not going on
Speaker 1: with you.
Speaker 2: You're on your own, bitch.
Speaker 1: As Helen Keller once said, this podcast is fucking dope
Speaker 1: you're listening to Is it just me?
Speaker 4: A podcast by a couple of minches?
Speaker 1: You know what'd to watch? You're on that show? I
Speaker 1: really would that on Antiques roadshow should just be start,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? I thound this broch. I
Speaker 1: actually think that'll be great promo for the show when
Speaker 1: you get on positive thinking. No, please, no, I'm turning you.
Speaker 1: See you Jenna speaking of promo for the show. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just wailing in the background. Jen, It's fine, Jenna, I'm
Speaker 1: speaking of promo for the show. It's time for the
Speaker 1: Come on, baby, you know you got a hustle. Okay,
Speaker 1: the second time we're doing this SEGM minute, you've got
Speaker 1: to hustle. First time we did this, you threw me
Speaker 1: in the in the deep end I did.
Speaker 2: I made a dick. But you got to hustle. You
Speaker 2: just got to.
Speaker 1: I mean, look, look, I am into this segment to
Speaker 1: a certain degree. But I had poor little Darmi him
Speaker 1: on the show a couple of weeks ago. I walked
Speaker 1: into the interview here in the studio and I had
Speaker 1: a piece of paper and I had a list of
Speaker 1: things to say I podcast, and.
Speaker 5: The aim of that was to promote the show in
Speaker 5: unorthodox ways. Yeah, but now you're putting it back on me.
Speaker 1: Well, well look easy. Unconventional ways. Radio love a billboard,
Speaker 1: they love a social park. We can't do any of that.
Speaker 1: So we've got to be created exactly. And I've been
Speaker 1: working with producer Jenna. We've been working hard. I've been
Speaker 1: up all night.
Speaker 4: We want to make it a difference.
Speaker 1: Jenna. This isn't bloody green Peace sounds like Greta Thumberg.
Speaker 1: Jenna and I have been working hard, and what we
Speaker 1: have is we have a number and we're going to
Speaker 1: dial the number. Right as the numbers ringing, I'm going
Speaker 1: to pass you a document.
Speaker 2: I was really worried you're going to make me do
Speaker 2: a prank call?
Speaker 1: Is that what this is? I've got a piece of
Speaker 1: paper in hand. I'm going to dial the number, and
Speaker 1: as it's ringing, I'm going to hand you the piece
Speaker 1: of paper and you will know who you're ringing.
Speaker 5: Always like, thank god you're here to make it up essentially, Yeah,
Speaker 5: exactly right.
Speaker 2: Everything I hate in one segment, Well that's where Ed.
Speaker 1: Cavali got his start. So you could have a cancel
Speaker 1: today for MS show one day too.
Speaker 5: Look, I know that it's a running joke that oh
Speaker 5: Mitchell makes everyone else do prank calls or he doesn't
Speaker 5: like doing it himself.
Speaker 2: Look, it's not going to be that bad, is it?
Speaker 5: Because I have an actual social anxiety disorder here, and
Speaker 5: I'm really really.
Speaker 1: I just all you need to do is get in
Speaker 1: the name of the podcast where they can listen kind
Speaker 1: of what it's about, but seamlessly you don't. We don't
Speaker 1: just want you calling this poor person and spilling it out.
Speaker 1: It's going to be seamlessly integrated. So I'm going to
Speaker 1: dial it up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, number This could be good for me an away.
Speaker 2: My therapist has been trying to make me do exposure
Speaker 2: therapy for a long time.
Speaker 1: What's expose yourself?
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 5: Exposure therapy is where you literally, on purpose, go out
Speaker 5: of your way to do things that make you anxious,
Speaker 5: so that over time you get you build up a
Speaker 5: resistance so you're not anxious anymore.
Speaker 2: You can give me the piece of paper. No, no, no,
Speaker 2: hang up, hang up, hang up, exerusly, hang up, hang up?
Speaker 2: What I'm not kidding? Hang up? I hung up.
Speaker 1: But why you had to do it?
Speaker 2: That is that is so fucked up? What you were
Speaker 2: just going to make me do?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 2: It's fine? Are you across this, Jenna?
Speaker 3: I am.
Speaker 4: That wasn't my first choice.
Speaker 1: It was you chose this. No, I did not.
Speaker 2: I can't believe you let this happen.
Speaker 1: This is what I've handed me was a piece of paper.
Speaker 1: It's a screen short of a gum tree listing with
Speaker 1: the title missing Budgy.
Speaker 2: Someone's lost their budgy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I just want you to call and go, hey,
Speaker 5: there's a picture of a bird here and they've lost
Speaker 5: their budgy. Read the description missing Australian Budgie sugar cane
Speaker 5: stay for the tenth of September.
Speaker 2: Oh god, it's it's mid October. That's no good. No,
Speaker 2: as the owner was in hospital on.
Speaker 1: That's on you. You guys are fucked up. I know
Speaker 1: all you needed to do was call and go.
Speaker 3: Hi.
Speaker 1: I was at a park. I saw a couple of birds.
Speaker 1: I was listening to this podcast.
Speaker 2: In that moment. The hopes have just raised. They clearly care.
Speaker 2: I know that it means nothing to you, but they
Speaker 2: clearly care enough about this lost bird. I'm getting really upsets.
Speaker 2: They care enough about this lost bird to put up
Speaker 2: a gum tree ad with a feral photo of them.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: But if I'm going to get their hopes up and
Speaker 2: make them think that I could have found it and
Speaker 2: it's all just a job, that is so wrong.
Speaker 4: You know she could have already found it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I actually think I heard it. I actually think
Speaker 1: I did so.
Speaker 4: I heard that too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll ring it back.
Speaker 2: This is no, don't you dare. I'm serious. No, we
Speaker 2: can't do this segment. Look into that budgy's eyes.
Speaker 4: I should have printed the other ones out.
Speaker 1: The other ones are great. There was a six foot men.
Speaker 2: Well, you can get back to me next week with
Speaker 2: those because I'm not doing that.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, would just end the segment.
Speaker 2: Just I mean, I'm not doing it, so yeah, thanks
Speaker 2: for listening anyway.
Speaker 1: Guys, Jenna, do we even have anything last minute? We
Speaker 1: can add it in to Phil.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jenna, Yeah, Jenny, this is your fault.
Speaker 3: No, we don't.
Speaker 2: Like guess just wrapping it's fine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we can just end it.
Speaker 5: Actually, no, here's something we can do here. Remember at
Speaker 5: the in the opener you mentioned to me about these
Speaker 5: new airport things of mine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you bought them.
Speaker 2: You mentioned what was the hack that you said you
Speaker 2: could do, and I said, oh, you can tell me about.
Speaker 1: That spy kids thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, good, we'll you'll do that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's do that. That's fine, that's more right up
Speaker 1: my alley, Jenna, how dare you? I am with you? Actually?
Speaker 2: Now, how can you don't ride in my coach cake speak?
Speaker 2: You're the one who picked you know you've got a
Speaker 2: problem when I'm the one that has the biggest heart
Speaker 2: on this show.
Speaker 1: You guys are fucking well beautiful people.
Speaker 5: Look, okay, what we can do is I reckon everyone listening, right,
Speaker 5: now just pretend that that mess never happened. It feels
Speaker 5: weird just launching into a new segment now like nothing happened.
Speaker 5: But here the sound effecting, and we'll just carry on
Speaker 5: like nothing happened.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay. We normally end on with like Gregorious laughters
Speaker 1: on three.
Speaker 2: We can do some fake laughter and then go into
Speaker 2: the segment.
Speaker 1: All right, one, two, three.
Speaker 4: Just me a podcast by a couple of mines.
Speaker 2: All right, mit.
Speaker 5: You mentioned earlier in the show that you've got an
Speaker 5: airpod's hack that's going.
Speaker 2: To help me catch people out who were bitching about me.
Speaker 1: Circus by kids two thousands, early two thousands. It is
Speaker 1: a hack that I once used to be able to do.
Speaker 1: Remember the magazines that came through in primary school. Did
Speaker 1: you ever get them? I don't know if you've got
Speaker 1: them in the country. I don't know if you've got mail.
Speaker 1: But there were magazines and they had all this text
Speaker 1: stuff or girly stuff on my little pony, and you
Speaker 1: ticked the box of what you wanted and they'd send
Speaker 1: it to you in like three four weeks. Remember that
Speaker 1: I used to I had this listening device and I
Speaker 1: was I used to love it and they had a
Speaker 1: little radar sensor. You could listen to your sisters, your brothers.
Speaker 1: But now you can do it with your I phone.
Speaker 5: Well, I feel like I'm a bit suck in the
Speaker 5: two thousands because, as I mentioned, I've only got I
Speaker 5: only got these AirPods today, and I don't really I
Speaker 5: barely knew how.
Speaker 3: To use them.
Speaker 2: I didn't know that there was anything you could do
Speaker 2: with them. So anything you can teach me, i'd appreciate.
Speaker 1: How can we put it to the test.
Speaker 2: Well, show me how to do it?
Speaker 1: Okay, pass your phone.
Speaker 2: Okay, but that's not showing me how to do it.
Speaker 2: That's it's doing it.
Speaker 1: I felt, come over right, it happens around this site.
Speaker 2: Okay, so go to there we go.
Speaker 1: What's Grinder? Just an app I saw.
Speaker 3: Go to?
Speaker 1: So just give me a search search.
Speaker 5: Because we're going into settings and we're pressing search, you're
Speaker 5: typing in control center correct, and then it comes to
Speaker 5: customized controls.
Speaker 2: I'm assuming the airports are connected.
Speaker 1: Yes, they're connected, and you go down there's a whole
Speaker 1: list of things you can add. You could add add
Speaker 1: a QR code reader or a magnify it.
Speaker 2: We don't need all that is tap add on hearing,
Speaker 2: so you hit here hearing. There's a little blue ear.
Speaker 1: I think it's designed for the audio impaired hearing impaired,
Speaker 1: but we're using it for right.
Speaker 5: Okay, So we've gone into settings of added hearing to
Speaker 5: the control center. Then you already grind has got a
Speaker 5: mass like it's like a little bat leave my greener.
Speaker 5: Then you swipe down from the top and all of
Speaker 5: a sudden there's a little hidden ear. So I'll go
Speaker 5: back to my desk now now that you know, and
Speaker 5: put your ear pods in your ears. Make sure they're connection.
Speaker 2: I can't promise anything. I don't know what I'm doing here.
Speaker 1: Man, take them out of the pill.
Speaker 2: Ca but I'm going to lose these one like very soon,
Speaker 2: sooner than later. They're so small it just made that
Speaker 2: noise in me.
Speaker 1: Connect connected.
Speaker 2: Okay, we're here all right.
Speaker 1: Now what you need to do is swipe down from
Speaker 1: the top. You've got the ear open, tap the ear
Speaker 1: and hit enable sound.
Speaker 2: There is no enable sound.
Speaker 1: Shut it, turn around.
Speaker 2: It says Mitchell's AirPods. Listen live off and hit listen
Speaker 2: live on. Right, okay, get your terminology from Okay, so
Speaker 2: now you.
Speaker 1: Hear every it's going to be quite confusing for you.
Speaker 1: It's like inception.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a slight delay. Hold on, I'm going to.
Speaker 1: Nobody likes you. That's you're in the thoughts. That's not
Speaker 1: the ports talking to the phone. Can you hear it's working?
Speaker 2: Yeah, because this is so there's a microphone on my phone.
Speaker 1: Correct playing it into your AirPods. In that micro I'll
Speaker 1: turn every other microphone off.
Speaker 5: So in theory, I would leave my phone in the
Speaker 5: room and I'm going to the bathroom, and.
Speaker 2: Then I'd be able to eat drop and then.
Speaker 5: I would know that if people are left behind about me, so.
Speaker 1: I would be I would even be like, yeah, it's
Speaker 1: also handy if you ever do you know, mock roleplay
Speaker 1: with an airplane situation. You can pretend that you're a
Speaker 1: flight hostesses going back to the normals. So, I mean,
Speaker 1: let's lot, don't we just test it right as well?
Speaker 1: Test it live in the field. You've got the winned
Speaker 1: to be in here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well we may as well use Jenner. Okay, So.
Speaker 1: The wim bring starts. So we're in an office, we're
Speaker 1: in the studio here. There's a couple of people here
Speaker 1: at this time.
Speaker 2: Why don't here my phone, Jenna.
Speaker 5: Sorry, I'm speaking really slowly because the I've got my
Speaker 5: own voice echoing my head and it's very confused.
Speaker 3: Thing.
Speaker 1: I think you should go into a little Chris he
Speaker 1: does audio for my night show.
Speaker 4: I don't know him.
Speaker 1: That's even better.
Speaker 2: It's made our open up very talent, and we've got
Speaker 2: lots of compliments about it.
Speaker 1: We got pretty pat and I think calm. Chris is
Speaker 1: a nice as quite calm, which is good because you
Speaker 1: can go in there you natural.
Speaker 2: Reason and you have to bitch about it so that
Speaker 2: this is true to li.
Speaker 1: You just walk in and be like, sorry, I needed
Speaker 1: a moment talking to their phone. We'll see if it works.
Speaker 1: Can you hear a mitch?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Great, all right, go in, go I don't know Jenna.
Speaker 3: Just go in.
Speaker 1: Pods up to the microphone. Give it a test, Jenny,
Speaker 1: into the bottom. Hi, there we go.
Speaker 2: Oh she's coming back, Jenna.
Speaker 1: Emma, she's coming test Jenna so away she can't hear.
Speaker 2: Jenna can't hear?
Speaker 1: Oh, for God's sake, maybe we shouldn't.
Speaker 2: How am I going to know whether it works or not?
Speaker 2: Go in and just going in?
Speaker 1: Can you hear it?
Speaker 3: Hi? I just needed a moment away from them. Oh,
Speaker 3: they're just so annoying. I can't stand since five point thirty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, ye, he's talking about you.
Speaker 3: He's annoying.
Speaker 1: To get back to them, keep digging, Chris called, You're
Speaker 1: always annoying.
Speaker 4: Everything.
Speaker 2: All right, turn this in here we go back back
Speaker 2: for clarity. Can I take these out now?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Well, firstly that worked, Yeah, well done me.
Speaker 5: I overheard everything he said. I overheard everything Chris said.
Speaker 5: And it's pretty easy to hide a phone in a
Speaker 5: room so they won't notice.
Speaker 2: I don't think that it's locked on the on the
Speaker 2: coffee table.
Speaker 1: Did you not have that right next to your mouth?
Speaker 5: I did counts time people with it. But there's one
Speaker 5: thing I need to know. Because you were in that room,
Speaker 5: you would have heard him clear. Did he say that
Speaker 5: I'm annoying all the time or annoyed all the time?
Speaker 1: You heard it?
Speaker 2: Getting get him?
Speaker 1: Go get it, bring him in, bring it a little bastard.
Speaker 1: Bring him around to that side, because there's no microphone
Speaker 1: there to reveal it to him. Jenna, you were going
Speaker 1: to make me call someone with a missing pet. I.
Speaker 2: Oh, you blame Jenna.
Speaker 1: It was Jenna's idea.
Speaker 2: Penna doesn't have ideas.
Speaker 1: Thank you please, goodness me. I didn't want to do
Speaker 1: that budgeting, by the way, you did.
Speaker 2: So this is very stuck ahead in you bring.
Speaker 1: Him around to you'll share a mic with Jenna.
Speaker 2: Hi, Chris, now get your ass in here, Christopher.
Speaker 1: Talk on Jackie's mike.
Speaker 5: Firstly, you'd be glad to know, Chris, we've gotten a
Speaker 5: lot of compliments on our opener. Someone asks us to
Speaker 5: send just the opener to them so they could listen
Speaker 5: to it in their spare time.
Speaker 1: I've got to talk into the microphone, Christopher.
Speaker 5: Secondly, when we sent Jenna in there, just then, we
Speaker 5: were testing out this pack that Mitch knows that I'm
Speaker 5: only just learning with these new EarPods that you can
Speaker 5: connect the EarPods to your iPhone and then eavesdrop on
Speaker 5: other people.
Speaker 2: So Jenna was in there with my phone. You say
Speaker 2: that I was annoyed or annoyed the other day, I
Speaker 2: need to know you were annoyed the other day. Oh okay,
Speaker 2: that makes a lot more Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was
Speaker 2: just wondering if you annoyed the other when was I annoyed?
Speaker 2: Because I'm perpetually annoyed.
Speaker 1: It's fine, did you give off a sort of you know,
Speaker 1: a of annoyed, very annoyed. Yeah, not a bad thing.
Speaker 1: Pretty bad studio the other day.
Speaker 2: Finish, I probably just needed to piss.
Speaker 1: You won't be the same determination no matter where you're going.
Speaker 1: When he walks down the aisle, even I'll be oh
Speaker 1: my god, he's left him. But no, no, he's very happy.
Speaker 2: We'll either go. Just wanted to confirm that I'm not annoying.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Did you think something was up with Jenna?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 5: All right, well this has been a weird show everyone,
Speaker 5: Thanks so much for listening.
Speaker 2: This is not where I saw the show going. But whatever.
Speaker 4: The worst show for me, first Big Brother, then getting
Speaker 4: me in Jenny.
Speaker 3: You like it?
Speaker 1: Your career is going to blow up.
Speaker 2: Thanks for listening. Everyone. We'll catch you again next week.
Speaker 1: We'll do for six. I'll follow us at couple of
Speaker 1: mitches it right, and also.
Speaker 5: Don't forget to subscribe to the podcast exactly what you
Speaker 5: write a review?
Speaker 1: In fact, yeah, please do. And we're up to five star.
Speaker 1: We did get one three and one four, so they're
Speaker 1: progressively get.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Chris said to me, are you allowed to swear?
Speaker 1: Try it?
Speaker 2: You're not allowed to swear Chris, we just got dumb Chris.
Speaker 1: Of Grinda anyway, and we'll just been a great day.
Speaker 1: Let's it out see you guys next.
Speaker 3: Is it just me? Don't forget to subscribe and leave
Speaker 3: a review on your podcast app.
Speaker 2: Welcome to a D D bree Here we go.
Speaker 5: This is our secret segment that we have after the
Speaker 5: show's finished, and the goal is that no one will listen.
Speaker 5: But if you're hear, feel free to hang out. It's
Speaker 5: a judgment free zone though.
Speaker 1: Correct, And I'm just going to hold on it. I
Speaker 1: know you told me not to. Just turned on live
Speaker 1: tweets there on another line, straight off the bass. Oh Chris,
Speaker 1: you've joined Twitter. Congratulations.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like Chris is so confused because he thought the
Speaker 2: show was finished. Yeah yeah, Now nearly hasn't listened to
Speaker 2: our podcast. It doesn't know what add brief is.
Speaker 1: But we're here and the people can live tweet like
Speaker 1: they're doing right now. People are tweeting.
Speaker 5: This is like an unscripted segment called add Brie. Because
Speaker 5: neither risk can focus and love it.
Speaker 2: We just go on tangents.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we just keep going.
Speaker 2: As you can see, he goes rogue with the sound
Speaker 2: effects over there, don't.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: It's not good content. But whatever. It's adydbrief. It doesn't
Speaker 2: need to be.
Speaker 1: We could try and get Chris it up with someone show.
Speaker 1: We could try and get him someone.
Speaker 2: Oh, he's looking right at Princess Charming Jenner over here.
Speaker 1: Just don't talk for the next couple of minutes. We
Speaker 1: don't need to.
Speaker 2: I'm fine.
Speaker 5: To each other.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he said. He said me not to talk so
Speaker 2: that you guys can have some alone time.
Speaker 1: But then we're not here.
Speaker 3: Hi.
Speaker 4: Hi, I hate Oh yeah, I hate you guys.
Speaker 1: I'd say you're busy, Chris.
Speaker 2: It's fine. You go back to me.
Speaker 1: Chris.
Speaker 2: Thanks Chris, Thanks Chris. I'm sorry that I seemed annoyed,
Speaker 2: but that's just me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's his attitude. Someone says more Chris, Oh that
Speaker 1: was Chris, because you just joined Twitter. They definitely recorded
Speaker 1: everything's recording, even that song. Well there you got he's
Speaker 1: not your type.
Speaker 2: I'd be pretty upset about that, Jenny.
Speaker 5: Instead of like even trying to chat you up, trying
Speaker 5: to get some skirt, he just goes can I go
Speaker 5: back to work?
Speaker 2: He'd rather be in that soundproof booth alone.
Speaker 3: I agree with you.
Speaker 4: There, I do agree.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what.
Speaker 2: Yeah, tell me what it's just been.
Speaker 1: It's been a wild show. It's been a very fun show.
Speaker 1: I am feeling you know how, I feel really good.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you why. I Contender radio and I felt it.
Speaker 1: He was good bye. He's very nice. That opener is great.
Speaker 4: First time I met him.
Speaker 1: So I'm walking in there was the first time you'd
Speaker 1: met him?
Speaker 2: Yep, real, that's even better.
Speaker 1: He's very sweet.
Speaker 4: He said that I can go in there anytime I
Speaker 4: need to vent.
Speaker 1: So that's we heard it, Jenna, we were listening.
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't forget that.
Speaker 1: Everything you played it very good, well done.
Speaker 5: I don't trust people to use air pods, and now
Speaker 5: I have every reason not to trust them as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a sign of wealth.
Speaker 2: I already didn't trust them.
Speaker 1: It's a sign of wealth. And apparently on Twitter being gay,
Speaker 1: apparently gay's love them.
Speaker 2: Why, I don't know anyway, Sorry, what were you going
Speaker 2: to say? What you said? It's a great day, this
Speaker 2: is a great time.
Speaker 1: I'm feeling good because I am drinking water, lemon water.
Speaker 1: And I know now I sound like is it just
Speaker 1: me the one with that that the girl who does
Speaker 1: the wellness Is It Just Me? Podcast? Jenny You won't here,
Speaker 1: but she does a wellness show ord Is It Just Me?
Speaker 2: It's very deep, actually a very different angle to what
Speaker 2: we have.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is one of her tips. Actually still have it.
Speaker 1: I think this is one of her tips from the
Speaker 1: previous weeks. And it's been destroyed.
Speaker 2: What do you mean it's been destroyed? Who story.
Speaker 1: Talk to yourself? I know it sounds bananas whatever, Who
Speaker 1: cares if it does? I know, but it's one incredibly
Speaker 1: effective way to figure out exactly what's going on on
Speaker 1: the inside of you. So I'm gonna take a leaf
Speaker 1: out of her book give her a five star rating, please.
Speaker 1: And I'm drinking lemon water partly because my partner's mum
Speaker 1: claims that I have made my partner put on a
Speaker 1: whole bunch of weight because I'm a bigger person. So well,
Speaker 1: I mean, what's the nickname you've given me, Madam fat?
Speaker 1: You can see why I have that complaint. I'm drinking
Speaker 1: more water with lemon because today she said, well the
Speaker 1: other day, but a week ago she was like, Hayden's
Speaker 1: put on so much weight since he's been with you,
Speaker 1: And I was like, shit, he has actually he hasn't.
Speaker 2: I love the backtracking then, because I just realized that
Speaker 2: he could listen to it. He has. No, he hasn't, Babe,
Speaker 2: you look fine.
Speaker 1: He actually hasn't. But that's what the current talk of
Speaker 1: the house is.
Speaker 2: What about you? Have you retained, have you gained?
Speaker 1: Or just been.
Speaker 5: Yo?
Speaker 1: Yo, I'm like aj Rochester. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I'm good, I'm madam, but I'm bad that I'm dead.
Speaker 2: She fluctuates.
Speaker 1: There's no drones in my backyard.
Speaker 2: No, but she's always said that she fluctuates, and I
Speaker 2: like her for that reason.
Speaker 1: I suctuate all the time.
Speaker 2: But no, I see where you're coming from. I'm not.
Speaker 2: I'm not in a relationship per se, but like like
Speaker 2: I'm seeing someone at the moment. And it's so easy
Speaker 2: just to be like, oh, let's just get menu log
Speaker 2: whatever all the time.
Speaker 1: And I finished work at midnight, I get home by
Speaker 1: twelve thirty, and I'm dinner at eight o'clock. Some like
Speaker 1: starving by that time, Like one, I am, I should
Speaker 1: be going to sleep. My body's like, hold on, you
Speaker 1: should have another meal. So I eat stuff and eat shit.
Speaker 1: So that's why I've gained weight. The only reason that
Speaker 1: I don't think I've got a thyroid.
Speaker 2: So what do you two do together?
Speaker 1: What do you mean? I mean?
Speaker 2: I meant eating? Oh also that could be what's why?
Speaker 1: Let's be red?
Speaker 2: What do you guys?
Speaker 5: There's no way I can say this without it sounding dirty,
Speaker 5: So I'm just gonna get the dirty thing out of the.
Speaker 2: Way, apart from fucking what do you do when you're
Speaker 2: hanging out the head of Twitter?
Speaker 1: He says, please don't sweet on the podcast?
Speaker 3: What do we do?
Speaker 2: We eat?
Speaker 1: We watch a lot of netliks and TV, a lot
Speaker 1: of Uber eats, a lot of snacks. Who a lot
Speaker 1: of snacks is a little thing. Let's get snacks and
Speaker 1: we get a lot of snacks.
Speaker 2: That's not just your thing. Everyone snacks, idiot, Let's do
Speaker 2: a quick.
Speaker 1: Snappole who snacks? Results are in eighty percent of people.
Speaker 1: You're right, Mitch, no one.
Speaker 2: The show's not lying.
Speaker 1: My snack's done in the microwave? Was a pops another
Speaker 1: one to there's two microwaves right next to each other.
Speaker 2: It's impossible to have a conversation with him.
Speaker 1: Wrong, but feel free to call it anytime. On thirteen
Speaker 1: nine six six four hater two one one four three sick.
Speaker 2: Just Hayden think he's put on weight? How does he
Speaker 2: feel like?
Speaker 1: He complains all the time, It's like none of my
Speaker 1: clothes fit. I'm like, that's weird. The must have shrunk.
Speaker 2: Okay, are you gonna take ownership of this?
Speaker 1: It's completely my fault. I mean I own it because
Speaker 1: I'm a big eater and I I'm one of those
Speaker 1: people that and I've always said this, once you're fat,
Speaker 1: people don't notice. They're just like, you're always fat, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. But if you're skinny and you
Speaker 1: put on weight, it's like they've gained weight. But I'm
Speaker 1: always constantly in the ballpark of God is big, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, So no one notices it on me.
Speaker 1: So I can gain ten kilos and you'd be like
Speaker 1: a little bit of extra chin, But he'll gain three
Speaker 1: and you notice it, so he's noticed it.
Speaker 2: It's true. I wasn't exactly small as a teenager.
Speaker 5: I was tabby as hey, and it's like, once you're
Speaker 5: not in the chubby category anymore, you're suddenly like in
Speaker 5: a different Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well that's how I thought about it.
Speaker 5: Which I now realize is a little bit toxic and whatever,
Speaker 5: because I like having a little.
Speaker 2: Bit of squitch me too. I don't want anyone like
Speaker 2: I I'm.
Speaker 5: One of those people that, like you look at them
Speaker 5: with clothes on it, it's like, oh, yeah, you're probably
Speaker 5: a little bit like you look lean, yes, but if.
Speaker 2: You actually physically grabbed my fat, it's like, oh my god.
Speaker 5: You're still swishy, even though you're small, You're still like really,
Speaker 5: you know, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: So I'm just but I like that in other people.
Speaker 1: You said to me in the past, you like dad bods? Yeah, dude, Jenna,
Speaker 1: did you like dad bods or just bods that look
Speaker 1: like adult bods?
Speaker 4: Mind?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just look at people like, you know, Zach
Speaker 2: Evron and go boring.
Speaker 1: Same. Yeah, you know, you know how I love Jennifer Aniston. Beautiful? Okay, cool,
Speaker 1: that's her tweeting me. Now, should I joined Instagram? We
Speaker 1: get it?
Speaker 5: Yeah, God, she joined Instagram. But did you see that
Speaker 5: everyone is saying her first ever photo? It looks like
Speaker 5: her and the cast of friends are snorting up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it was just a reflection.
Speaker 4: No, it's her phone case.
Speaker 2: I did a bit of a phone case that looks
Speaker 2: like they've got lines of cocaine.
Speaker 4: It's too hot.
Speaker 2: Literally.
Speaker 5: There's this photo on Jennifer Anderson's Instagram because she wasn't
Speaker 5: on Instagram until like last week. She joined Broke Records
Speaker 5: to be in like the She got to like five
Speaker 5: million followers in the first day or something, and the
Speaker 5: first photo she posted was her hanging out with the
Speaker 5: other cast members of Friends, and on her phone case
Speaker 5: is like these little white lines. They look like powder,
Speaker 5: and we're like, oh, they're gonna snort up after this selfie.
Speaker 1: And also very close to not Matt a blank, who
Speaker 1: is the other one you're telling the story, the one
Speaker 1: who's got the drug addiction, Perry, Matt Perry, very close
Speaker 1: to his nose.
Speaker 3: It is.
Speaker 1: Look at the gether photo right now, he's leaning in
Speaker 1: and it is so close to his nose, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: that's unfortunate because he's the one with the allegations.
Speaker 2: And so she claiming that it's a phone case.
Speaker 1: No comment has been made.
Speaker 2: But where did you get that ship from? Jenner?
Speaker 4: I'll get the receipt, please do.
Speaker 1: God, we're going to have him by next episode.
Speaker 2: The spy sir hoping by the end of this line.
Speaker 2: I'm not that interested. I'm not going to wait a week.
Speaker 1: The Spice Girls did this too. Remember when they announced
Speaker 1: their reunion there was a photo in the background with
Speaker 1: Actually I think it looked a lot more like cocaine.
Speaker 1: You get that one up too. Here we go.
Speaker 4: I found it.
Speaker 2: Oh, I see his nose is too hot.
Speaker 4: Love is love.
Speaker 2: It's a great Kindly Midoaks song. Too hard.
Speaker 1: Oh, look at our god bless That's what I love.
Speaker 1: I love Jen. She's just so down to earth and
Speaker 1: very funny. You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Have you met?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: No, I happened, definitely, haven't. Just a reminder final lines
Speaker 1: I open one eight hundred and six six nine four
Speaker 1: four three two nine six four six.
Speaker 4: Eight eight two Does it change every time.
Speaker 1: Every day because we don't pay for it.
Speaker 5: It's like your thing where you can make up suburb
Speaker 5: nanes on the spot that sound convincing.
Speaker 2: You can make up hotlines.
Speaker 1: Coonel blander Bush, let me google that. There's the area
Speaker 1: code for kuone blander Bush. Hold on, we're calling it
Speaker 1: to Coonel blander Bush. We're live in Kune blander Bush.
Speaker 1: Let's see whats happening. Maybe a local fair or a
Speaker 1: council or a children's show.
Speaker 2: You're confused. The fair is happening in the neighboring town.
Speaker 1: Of Brenda Barrel Dade, and I remember we have five seconds,
Speaker 1: and this is one of my favorite country towns.
Speaker 2: Commercial music.
Speaker 1: You five seconds?
Speaker 2: No, I don't even want to risk it.
Speaker 1: Can be that snap game. Well, I play five seconds,
Speaker 1: You've got to justify it.
Speaker 5: No one knows what the snap game is because I
Speaker 5: crop it out every time because I'm not risking it. Really,
Speaker 5: every I'm not kidding, what is this episode?
Speaker 2: Five?
Speaker 1: Five?
Speaker 2: Every ady d brief we do?
Speaker 5: Mitch tries to make us do this game because there's
Speaker 5: really strict copyright laws around commercial music on podcasts. Apparently
Speaker 5: you're not allowed to play more than five seconds unless
Speaker 5: it's in the context of like that's what the show's for,
Speaker 5: Like you're doing a music update show, like.
Speaker 2: Oh, this song's at number one on the charts. Here
Speaker 2: it is, and you're only allowed to play five seconds.
Speaker 1: You're telling me every time I've done this, which is
Speaker 1: probably three at this point, you've cut it and no
Speaker 1: one's ever heard it.
Speaker 2: No one's ever heard it, because what's it's a shit game.
Speaker 2: It either you win or you get soon like that,
Speaker 2: they're not the date it's funny.
Speaker 1: So my game is you have to you can only
Speaker 1: play five seconds of a song. We have to justifiably
Speaker 1: be playing it. So I play five. I'm just setting
Speaker 1: the set up. I'm not going to do it, and
Speaker 1: the person after I Mitchell Jenna, has to justify while
Speaker 1: we're playing it.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to do It's all good and I'm
Speaker 2: not doing it.
Speaker 1: I won't do it. Would you cut it if I
Speaker 1: did it?
Speaker 2: Yes, So don't do it. Don't.
Speaker 1: The game's over. Sorry I did Fine, it's out, don't
Speaker 1: it's out a crossing to twistled and going a live
Speaker 1: in Twistlan. What's happening? I'm just googled. They've got the
Speaker 1: annual Halloween festival and that might be it's a local
Speaker 1: dog killing a child. That's more just killed the dog?
Speaker 2: Do you have pets? Min, because you don't have much
Speaker 2: empathy towards animal.
Speaker 1: Little kvoodle named Hamish, named after Hamish and Andy. And
Speaker 1: when I met Hamish Blake, I told him and he said, well,
Speaker 1: get a cat and name it Andy.
Speaker 5: Because back in episode two or three, one or the
Speaker 5: other you did this bit where you went rogue on
Speaker 5: the sound effects again and you killed several animals who
Speaker 5: were the bogan Gate mayor. That was a that was
Speaker 5: apparently you decided that my hometown is run by like
Speaker 5: livestock and you killed cows using the gunsander.
Speaker 2: It's very weird.
Speaker 5: And then today you try to make me call this
Speaker 5: missing Budgy, but Budgy's owner. And now you've just shot
Speaker 5: a dog again. Well, I had a dog moiling a
Speaker 5: child and then you shot the door.
Speaker 1: But they're not real. I'm not mental. It's because I've
Speaker 1: got this soundboard here with thirty sound effects and I
Speaker 1: only have that set amount so for the rest of
Speaker 1: the history.
Speaker 2: But you delete all the animals and the guns, and
Speaker 2: then that won't be.
Speaker 1: Your go to Okay, well i'll do this.
Speaker 2: Then this is what you want, Jenna?
Speaker 5: Do you Are you able to concede now that this
Speaker 5: was not okay, this Budgy thing, it was never okay.
Speaker 5: It was a test because he's blaming you.
Speaker 4: Oh that's funny.
Speaker 1: I'm not blaming you, but I've changed your sound off
Speaker 1: it no dogs anymore.
Speaker 2: No, I want to know about this. Whose idea was
Speaker 2: the Budgy thing? It was not my.
Speaker 4: I have other ones.
Speaker 1: Okay, good, we have other ones that we haven't prepped.
Speaker 1: That's why we could.
Speaker 2: Oh, are you're changing into we now.
Speaker 1: The budgy one? It wasn't. I actually didn't go out
Speaker 1: of my way to choose the budgy one. I went
Speaker 1: onto gum Tree and that came up, so I thought
Speaker 1: we'll do that. I just put out a whole bunch
Speaker 1: and that was the first one. So I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2: I really hope she finds that budgy.
Speaker 1: I mean too genuinely. So I've got rid of the
Speaker 1: dog's out effect? Haveve replaced it? You don't want me
Speaker 1: to replace? Well, that's what you want to know.
Speaker 5: Is it bad that when I think about which one
Speaker 5: makes me sad? Are killing a dog or killing it?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: God?
Speaker 2: The answer themes?
Speaker 1: That's all that. That goes for a minute and three seconds.
Speaker 1: Let's play it and skip to thirty and see what's happening.
Speaker 2: God, who needs that much?
Speaker 1: Baby cry happy? Now it's awful. It's very excited to
Speaker 1: be to episode five. Why is that just because I'm
Speaker 1: surprised you made it and I think we have a
Speaker 1: massive fan base now.
Speaker 2: No, we've done pretty well.
Speaker 1: I gotta say, was that was it your grenda?
Speaker 2: No, it's not my That sounds like I actually had
Speaker 2: a This is a reminder to go and pick up
Speaker 2: my my pants that are being altered, being hemmed the
Speaker 2: shoppings and across the road.
Speaker 1: Is that at the bottom when they take the bottom up.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I haven't had to do that since I was
Speaker 5: like in year eight. Really yeah, I don't know why
Speaker 5: these pants were just fucking long.
Speaker 1: No, I had to do it.
Speaker 3: I was.
Speaker 1: I was thirty eight waists by ye six, so the
Speaker 1: legs were really long on all of them because they
Speaker 1: assume you're a forty five year old man, but you're
Speaker 1: actually a child with a big waist and short was Oh,
Speaker 1: I think I was a thirty. I was a thirty
Speaker 1: six in my year six form. I remember it vividly
Speaker 1: six and the six.
Speaker 2: I was thirty six at one point.
Speaker 1: I'm a thirty eight now I was. Sometimes I'm a forty.
Speaker 1: You don't have to go to Johnny big Ones. And
Speaker 1: now they always call me and they're like, welcome to
Speaker 1: Johnny big Man, Mitch, how I am good. It's it's
Speaker 1: like three XL to ten excel.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, it's.
Speaker 4: Got a new model as well, which got the PR
Speaker 4: release from them.
Speaker 1: How convenient is it actually Yes?
Speaker 2: Who is it?
Speaker 3: Jason Owen, former X Factor star, palsmach near Double that's
Speaker 3: where he's from.
Speaker 5: Yes, what I mean one of my owl this country boy,
Speaker 5: I don't know everyone in the country. He's Johnny Big,
Speaker 5: large size clothing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, give them a plug.
Speaker 2: I'm not giving it a plug. I just want to
Speaker 2: look into this. These models aren't even that fat.
Speaker 1: Don't say the F word.
Speaker 2: What I didn't say fag?
Speaker 3: What? Hold on?
Speaker 1: Rewind this? I didn't say that.
Speaker 2: Its very breathing. So it sounded like you, like you said,
Speaker 2: why would I call them?
Speaker 1: That's ridiculous. Oh that's Johnny Big official.
Speaker 2: So anyway, you go to Johnny Big.
Speaker 1: Johnny Big and I go there once and one of
Speaker 1: them goes, I recognize your voice, and here we go
Speaker 1: kiss fans No?
Speaker 2: Is it just me? Fans?
Speaker 3: Just no?
Speaker 1: They heard me on kiss You're the cash cock. And
Speaker 1: then we were talking, talking, talking, and she's like, we
Speaker 1: could put you up as an ambassador as genuine and
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I don't think. I don't exactly
Speaker 1: think that's my brand. And then she's like, we'll send you.
Speaker 5: You're literally in the store, and then saying to their
Speaker 5: face this place is not on brand for me, but
Speaker 5: I shop.
Speaker 1: At McDonald's a lot. I don't exactly want to be
Speaker 1: the face of it.
Speaker 3: Why not?
Speaker 1: They would have so much cash, They would have a
Speaker 1: lot of cash because there's a lot of people. I
Speaker 1: said fat with the tea there, and I just didn't
Speaker 1: want to do it. I want it to be aligned
Speaker 1: with who I am. Anyway, I've been back or maybe one.
Speaker 5: Sorry, I don't want to get bogged down on this,
Speaker 5: but I don't understand how it's not aligned with who
Speaker 5: you are. It's a shop for people that need large clothing, but.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be synonymous with that, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean.
Speaker 2: We're talking about it now, Jenna.
Speaker 5: Can you crop this audio and send it to what
Speaker 5: is it called again, Johnny Big, and they'll send us
Speaker 5: some free ship.
Speaker 4: Of course I'll send it as well.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: I love those. I would happily be the face of those.
Speaker 5: It's good you know that my mindy grub shorts were
Speaker 5: from Lows. They were like kids school shorts, really yeah,
Speaker 5: because yeah, they.
Speaker 2: Were meant to be really small and tight, and nothing
Speaker 2: in the men's section anywhere was any good. They're all
Speaker 2: denim and cargo and stay and foul.
Speaker 1: What did you wear? I can't remember.
Speaker 5: Really short type black shorts and I can't I can't
Speaker 5: make it even shorter. And there was that frayed look
Speaker 5: and yeah, they're actually school kids short from bloody Low.
Speaker 1: I also had to cut my monogra outfit too, because
Speaker 1: I was there for work, because I was dressed as
Speaker 1: a sequined chicken and the suit, no jobs, suit weighed
Speaker 1: eighteen kilos, No lie, and what.
Speaker 5: They had to For anyone who doesn't know what the
Speaker 5: cash Coock is, it's the Kiss FM mascot essentially, and
Speaker 5: Mitch that's how he got his start.
Speaker 2: He's now on air at Kiss, but he's still the mascot.
Speaker 1: I'm still the cash shed that no well, I was
Speaker 1: on air. I started four years ago as cash Cock
Speaker 1: and four years to date it has passed. I did
Speaker 1: Cashcock last week. It doesn't end anyway. It was the
Speaker 1: Cashcock suit, a rooster outfit and it goes down to
Speaker 1: my ankles and to my wrists. So they sequent everything
Speaker 1: and it was eighteen kilos and I get there. I
Speaker 1: remember that.
Speaker 2: And they weren't small sequence, they were like c D
Speaker 2: they were.
Speaker 1: They were like LP vinyls. Yeah, and they were thick
Speaker 1: and they were reflective, like the who's that fish? The
Speaker 1: one the rainbow fish? They had the scale and film
Speaker 1: like it's friends, it's the.
Speaker 2: Rainblow fish, Who's the rainbow fish?
Speaker 1: Who's Obama?
Speaker 2: Who's that Shrek.
Speaker 1: Rainbow fish?
Speaker 2: Answers in the question.
Speaker 1: Anyway, there were massive scales and I get there and
Speaker 1: I got I can't do this because it was like
Speaker 1: really hot to anyone's breathing on each other, and you know,
Speaker 1: God knows what they've all got. And I had to
Speaker 1: cut the arms off and the legs off, so it
Speaker 1: was like a one piece swimsuit made.
Speaker 2: Up again with the animal cruelty and legs don't.
Speaker 1: Connect it there. I think we should end this lovely
Speaker 1: not I would never do that. It's been a pleasure.
Speaker 1: It's been fun. Next week, I don't really know what
Speaker 1: we've got on. We'll talk of it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, good idea.
Speaker 1: We are? Is it just me a secret?
Speaker 3: Sound?
Speaker 2: What's this?
Speaker 1: One more time? One more time?
Speaker 4: Can we get that one more time?
Speaker 1: We sure can wrong one back next week?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 5: That wraps up another eighty d reef where we just
Speaker 5: go a whole That was I would say that was
Speaker 5: the weirdest that one.
Speaker 1: Should we cut it?
Speaker 3: Nah? I don't know.
Speaker 5: Apart from when you breach copyright laws, I don't edit,
Speaker 5: you actually cut them. I have done every time.
Speaker 1: People are gonna love in a year's time when they go,
Speaker 1: we've never heard this segment, and they're gonna want to
Speaker 1: run it. They're gonna want to hear it. They're gonna
Speaker 1: want to hear it. What I should say?
Speaker 2: No, they're not.
Speaker 1: Just mounbow today and she really wanted to hear it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but it's breaching laws. No one watches the news
Speaker 5: and sees a murder and goes, I want to do that.
Speaker 5: There's nothing tempting about that segment.
Speaker 2: That's not what It's too risky.
Speaker 1: That's not what I said. Don't forget to leave a
Speaker 1: review five stars. If you're feeling lucky, you.
Speaker 5: Should write one as well. Actually, because you can put
Speaker 5: the five stars without commenting, but we like to read them.
Speaker 1: If you've gotten this fart, why don't you leave us
Speaker 1: a review and gribe turn up? Let's tee you what
Speaker 1: mocking me? Why don't you write a review and write
Speaker 1: what you think I should replace the crying sound effect
Speaker 1: with the next week we'll have it, I'll have it.
Speaker 1: That's on me enough to prepare that, I'll do it.
Speaker 1: So if you want it to be a frog ribboning,
Speaker 1: that's another animal. Shit, open it up a bottle or
Speaker 1: fire crackling or a horn going off. Write a review.
Speaker 1: I will read them and I will have it, and
Speaker 1: that will be the new weekly sound effect. WI do
Speaker 1: it every week.
Speaker 2: Ah, please die the sound effects in this segment of
Speaker 2: The Bane of My.
Speaker 1: Life really, because I'm pretty sure they're keeping us a float.
Speaker 1: And that's actually our lawyer. She says, guys, you've made Oh,
Speaker 1: you've made nothing. It's a zero.
Speaker 2: Thanks for tweeting.
Speaker 1: She actually said, you're at a loss. Oh I don't
Speaker 1: think you could quit off a Twitter. But she's just done.
Speaker 1: So she's just done. That's another one. That's my lean cuisine. Sorry,
Speaker 1: oh is that funny? Oh shit, I'd be a great
Speaker 1: Johnny Big ambassador. Wuldn't next week?
Speaker 2: Thank you for thank you for listening once again. Guys,
Speaker 2: We'll catch you soon. Bye bye?
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