WEBVTT - #5: The Missing Budgie 0:00:01.240 --> 0:00:03.160 People do some weird ship. 0:00:03.279 --> 0:00:04.680 This is a big one. 0:00:05.120 --> 0:00:06.160 This is for the girls. 0:00:06.280 --> 0:00:06.680 This one. 0:00:06.960 --> 0:00:09.280 Some things make more sense than the others. 0:00:09.280 --> 0:00:12.880 Whimsy lowhand in the face after trying to take a 0:00:12.920 --> 0:00:15.600 boy away from a mother. You're a good little boy. 0:00:16.079 --> 0:00:16.720 I won't leave. 0:00:16.840 --> 0:00:25.000 Enjoyed the kill. Love this yourself for observations you didn't 0:00:25.200 --> 0:00:25.640 ask for. 0:00:26.079 --> 0:00:26.759 That's the line. 0:00:26.800 --> 0:00:27.920 I see it quite clearly. 0:00:28.080 --> 0:00:35.599 Well, get new glasses, just stick couple of mitches. One 0:00:36.040 --> 0:00:37.520 is clearly better than the other one. 0:00:37.720 --> 0:00:41.840 I can't agree. Now Here is mich Julie and Mitchell 0:00:41.920 --> 0:00:47.040 Ko Episode five. Hello Mitch, Oh what straight into it? 0:00:47.159 --> 0:00:48.960 You are going to be so proud of me? 0:00:49.280 --> 0:00:49.680 Or hit me? 0:00:49.760 --> 0:00:50.440 What? Well? 0:00:50.560 --> 0:00:51.960 You know how you're a bit of a fan boy 0:00:52.000 --> 0:00:53.640 of all things Apple products. 0:00:53.680 --> 0:00:55.480 Yeah, I'm a bit of a nerd like that. Love 0:00:55.840 --> 0:00:56.160 me tech. 0:00:56.280 --> 0:00:59.280 I wouldn't call you a nerd. Apple very mainstream, right. 0:00:59.200 --> 0:01:00.840 Well, I love love because I've got the new iPhone, 0:01:00.880 --> 0:01:02.000 got the new Apple Watch, Apple TV. 0:01:03.200 --> 0:01:05.679 What I've come into the new decade? Can you believe? 0:01:05.760 --> 0:01:07.920 Oh you haven't guess what I got? 0:01:08.040 --> 0:01:08.520 What do you care? 0:01:08.680 --> 0:01:11.320 I got those the headphones that the ones that haven't 0:01:11.360 --> 0:01:11.760 caught on it? 0:01:13.280 --> 0:01:14.200 You know? All right? 0:01:14.280 --> 0:01:15.640 Grandma, you got AirPods? 0:01:16.440 --> 0:01:19.320 Sure, congratulations, thank you. Do you have them with you? 0:01:19.480 --> 0:01:19.680 I do? 0:01:19.880 --> 0:01:22.319 Look, show me you're in that little yeah, a little yeah. 0:01:22.319 --> 0:01:25.360 It looks like a ta container. There we go close it, 0:01:25.400 --> 0:01:25.800 look at and. 0:01:25.880 --> 0:01:28.720 Go, oh one more time. Why I just love the 0:01:28.760 --> 0:01:30.399 sound going and go turn. 0:01:30.319 --> 0:01:30.720 My mic up. 0:01:30.760 --> 0:01:36.520 So oh that sounds great. 0:01:36.880 --> 0:01:40.040 I really did think that I would be more impressed 0:01:40.080 --> 0:01:40.280 by it. 0:01:40.880 --> 0:01:42.600 Oh, you're not You're not throwing I did. 0:01:42.800 --> 0:01:46.200 One of the ways I justified it, like spending three 0:01:46.319 --> 0:01:48.880 hundred bucks or so on a pair of headphones, was 0:01:48.960 --> 0:01:51.800 that because whenever I go to the gym, I always 0:01:51.840 --> 0:01:54.360 find myself really distracted on my phone. And I thought, 0:01:54.400 --> 0:01:56.680 if I had these AirPods, I could leave my phone 0:01:57.120 --> 0:01:59.280 in my gym bag and be able to control my 0:01:59.400 --> 0:02:01.400 music with the head probably. You know they've got the 0:02:01.480 --> 0:02:04.880 touch control you can talk to. I thought that you'd 0:02:04.920 --> 0:02:07.880 be able to adjust the volume on the music to 0:02:08.040 --> 0:02:08.640 with the AirPod. 0:02:08.760 --> 0:02:09.079 You can't. 0:02:09.120 --> 0:02:10.720 But the only way you can adjust the volume is 0:02:10.760 --> 0:02:14.280 by talking to Siri. Like, imagine me in the gym, like, hey, theory, 0:02:14.400 --> 0:02:16.079 turn it down phone. 0:02:16.760 --> 0:02:18.000 I've had phone calls with you in the gym. You 0:02:18.080 --> 0:02:20.440 were so puffed. Hey, Sirien. 0:02:23.480 --> 0:02:23.919 Exactly. 0:02:24.120 --> 0:02:26.440 That's how our phone calls always go so very upset. 0:02:26.560 --> 0:02:28.680 I really thought that you'd have more control with it. Literally, 0:02:28.760 --> 0:02:31.120 all you can do is skip the song. I thought 0:02:31.160 --> 0:02:34.399 that there was if you did, like if I've only 0:02:34.440 --> 0:02:37.240 had them for a few hours, and I thought if 0:02:37.280 --> 0:02:40.280 you did like a special combination of different gestures and things, 0:02:40.400 --> 0:02:41.440 it would do different things. 0:02:42.160 --> 0:02:43.720 Like I was like stroking it. 0:02:44.360 --> 0:02:46.920 I was basically finger bashing these headphones, being like, does 0:02:47.000 --> 0:02:48.600 it do anything else other than skip? 0:02:49.000 --> 0:02:49.840 Can't even pause it? 0:02:50.160 --> 0:02:52.880 No, you can't. If you take one out, then it 0:02:52.960 --> 0:02:53.440 pauses it. 0:02:53.760 --> 0:02:56.000 That also pisces me off because sometimes I like to 0:02:56.040 --> 0:02:57.760 listen to music with just one headphone, and. 0:02:57.800 --> 0:02:59.400 Then you have to press play again on the iPhone 0:02:59.720 --> 0:03:00.799 then will start just one. 0:03:01.040 --> 0:03:03.880 That's no good, that's so inconvenient. I can't believe I 0:03:03.919 --> 0:03:05.079 spent so much money on this hy. 0:03:05.040 --> 0:03:07.080 Yeah, there is actually a spy feature. I actually want 0:03:07.120 --> 0:03:08.359 to tell you about it now. There's a super spy 0:03:08.480 --> 0:03:10.720 feature that I use all the time, and it's even 0:03:10.919 --> 0:03:12.400 I'm wanting to use it to help me get more 0:03:12.440 --> 0:03:15.280 money in the future in like contract negotiations. This lets 0:03:15.320 --> 0:03:16.679 you hear what other people are saying about you in 0:03:16.680 --> 0:03:19.880 another room. Really, Yeah, okay, I'll tell you about it. 0:03:20.240 --> 0:03:20.400 Yeah. 0:03:21.400 --> 0:03:25.320 Here, you can teach me about that later. Okay, Hey, should. 0:03:25.160 --> 0:03:28.000 Should we just the elephant that's offensive to her? 0:03:28.000 --> 0:03:29.520 But should we draw the elephant in the room? Make 0:03:29.600 --> 0:03:31.840 name miss Jake. What are we addressing though. 0:03:32.840 --> 0:03:36.000 The gazelle in the room, which is very gazelle like? Oh? 0:03:36.640 --> 0:03:38.040 Yes, producer Jenna's back. 0:03:38.200 --> 0:03:39.960 Hi, welcome back, Thank you. 0:03:40.160 --> 0:03:40.400 Hello. 0:03:40.560 --> 0:03:42.320 I'm so glad you could be bothered to join us. 0:03:42.560 --> 0:03:45.920 Excuse me, Jenna. While you were gone, we plotted something 0:03:46.040 --> 0:03:47.760 just so you know. We've got something coming up later 0:03:47.800 --> 0:03:48.640 on that you're going to hate. 0:03:49.800 --> 0:03:50.560 I don't want to hear it. 0:03:50.800 --> 0:03:53.120 We've done something on your behalf. We're trying to get 0:03:53.120 --> 0:03:53.880 you out of your comforts and. 0:03:53.880 --> 0:03:57.320 Actually no you have not genuinely. I wish you could 0:03:57.360 --> 0:03:58.160 see as. 0:03:58.000 --> 0:04:00.600 Soon as I said comforts though, what can you take 0:04:00.600 --> 0:04:01.240 your headphones off? 0:04:01.240 --> 0:04:01.840 Forecone. 0:04:02.800 --> 0:04:04.560 First of all, I just want to say I thought 0:04:04.600 --> 0:04:05.600 it was a present for me. 0:04:05.920 --> 0:04:08.280 No, it's not a good surprise. We had been telling 0:04:08.320 --> 0:04:10.040 her that there's a surprise. Take your headphones off so 0:04:10.080 --> 0:04:11.400 I can tell everyone what is poor. 0:04:11.320 --> 0:04:13.280 Thing thought it was a president and she's pregnant too, 0:04:13.360 --> 0:04:15.960 So okay, we turn everything down. 0:04:16.720 --> 0:04:18.840 If you haven't heard the news, Big Brothers coming back 0:04:18.880 --> 0:04:23.160 to TV. Yeah, so we've signed producer Jenner up. We've 0:04:23.240 --> 0:04:25.960 done an application for her to be on Big brother Yeah. 0:04:26.240 --> 0:04:29.080 And because Jenna is so shy and doesn't really like 0:04:29.200 --> 0:04:30.720 to be the center of attention, I know that she's 0:04:30.760 --> 0:04:31.479 in a freak out. 0:04:31.640 --> 0:04:33.440 This is the type of person general is this. She 0:04:33.560 --> 0:04:34.120 will hate this. 0:04:34.520 --> 0:04:36.839 I'm going to do a little time travel teaser right now. 0:04:37.000 --> 0:04:39.400 Just edit in what her reaction is after we've done it. 0:04:39.520 --> 0:04:40.880 So this is what you've got to look forward to. 0:04:42.880 --> 0:04:44.239 Did sure get the papers? Please? 0:04:44.880 --> 0:04:50.400 Here we go now, Jenna, calm down. We'll do that 0:04:50.520 --> 0:04:52.400 later on. Also, mit, I believe you're giving me a 0:04:52.440 --> 0:04:53.600 taste of my own medicine. 0:04:53.960 --> 0:04:56.680 I am. Well, normally we have we have our segment. 0:04:56.720 --> 0:04:57.520 You got to hustle, So. 0:04:57.800 --> 0:05:00.280 I've got to do something really embarrassing and we time 0:05:00.320 --> 0:05:00.680 promote the. 0:05:00.680 --> 0:05:02.680 Show in order to get us and you listens, Yes, 0:05:02.800 --> 0:05:04.880 so it is you gotta hustle. It's back this time 0:05:05.000 --> 0:05:06.880 you're in the spotlight. You gotta hustle, boy, And I'll 0:05:06.920 --> 0:05:08.440 sit back and I will enjoy it. And Jenna and 0:05:08.480 --> 0:05:11.760 I will laugh hep me, Jenna, We sure will, Jenna. 0:05:11.880 --> 0:05:14.120 I should also tell you while you were gone, we've 0:05:14.279 --> 0:05:15.280 changed things majorly. 0:05:15.480 --> 0:05:15.680 Yeah. 0:05:15.720 --> 0:05:17.479 The way we do things around here are very different. 0:05:17.560 --> 0:05:20.239 Now I'm not happy we did not get your approval. 0:05:20.360 --> 0:05:23.520 So last week, episode four, if you missed it, we 0:05:23.600 --> 0:05:26.720 were listening to the other shows that are also called 0:05:26.800 --> 0:05:27.200 Is It just Me? 0:05:27.279 --> 0:05:29.160 There's quite a few podcasts with the same names. 0:05:29.279 --> 0:05:29.440 Yeah. 0:05:29.440 --> 0:05:31.839 I reviewed all the other competition if you can call that, yeah, 0:05:31.920 --> 0:05:34.159 and one of them, do you his name was Actually 0:05:34.200 --> 0:05:36.080 I'm gonna get that it was. I will say it 0:05:36.320 --> 0:05:40.400 was the lowest rating Is It just Me? One review, 0:05:40.480 --> 0:05:41.960 one star and it just said terrible. 0:05:42.040 --> 0:05:44.279 And yet we've decided to take in from him. 0:05:44.240 --> 0:05:46.320 Jenna, no approval from you. We're taking a leaf at it. 0:05:46.440 --> 0:05:48.240 Jabrielle Paramal's book. 0:05:48.400 --> 0:05:52.960 There we go, name time five seconds and now it's 0:05:53.000 --> 0:05:54.279 time for me to fox some shit up. 0:05:55.360 --> 0:05:57.920 How the fuck are you? Yeah, I'm fucking mad. So 0:05:58.000 --> 0:05:58.599 I thought I'd just. 0:05:58.640 --> 0:05:59.560 Turned the microphone on. 0:05:59.720 --> 0:06:03.200 I got a couple things built up. There was no 0:06:03.800 --> 0:06:05.880 bells and whistles, no sound effects. It was very raw, 0:06:06.040 --> 0:06:08.640 unfiltered and amateur, and we said we should do more 0:06:08.720 --> 0:06:10.680 like that instead of instead of us coming here and 0:06:10.760 --> 0:06:13.280 talking about what is it just means we've noticed from 0:06:13.279 --> 0:06:15.840 the week, we should come with voice memos that we 0:06:15.920 --> 0:06:17.120 recorded in the moment. 0:06:17.080 --> 0:06:18.520 And play it to each other. So that's how we're 0:06:18.560 --> 0:06:19.080 doing it, Jenna. 0:06:19.200 --> 0:06:20.800 Yep, we're still starting the show the same way we 0:06:20.880 --> 0:06:23.640 do every week with our igems. Now let's jump in 0:06:23.680 --> 0:06:24.360 you ready, Yeah. 0:06:24.200 --> 0:06:24.840 Sure, I'll go first. 0:06:24.839 --> 0:06:25.960 This is my voice kick it off? 0:06:27.839 --> 0:06:28.960 Is it just me? 0:06:31.320 --> 0:06:35.640 Gosh, blimey, isn't it just the best? When I mean 0:06:35.680 --> 0:06:37.400 it could just see me, I'm in this whole point 0:06:37.440 --> 0:06:38.280 of the fucking show. 0:06:38.720 --> 0:06:39.760 Who knows if it is just me? 0:06:39.880 --> 0:06:45.440 But don't you just love watching male covers of female 0:06:45.480 --> 0:06:46.720 pop songs on YouTube. 0:06:47.400 --> 0:06:53.680 It's currently a nine thirteen pm in the evening. I'm 0:06:53.720 --> 0:06:54.960 on YouTube. I do this often. 0:06:56.320 --> 0:07:00.640 Just type in here in YouTube the song title and 0:07:00.720 --> 0:07:02.919 then just the words male cover and I'll bring it up. 0:07:02.960 --> 0:07:09.479 Let me just do it. Let's go Wildest Dreams Taylor 0:07:10.040 --> 0:07:16.120 Swift male cover. Let me just fast forward a bit 0:07:16.200 --> 0:07:20.280 and go that sounds great. 0:07:21.080 --> 0:07:22.360 West is. 0:07:24.120 --> 0:07:34.760 Seven eis Can you stand it? He sounds great? 0:07:38.000 --> 0:07:38.360 Serious? 0:07:39.760 --> 0:07:42.840 Eli l I? How do you say? It's last name? Eli? 0:07:43.440 --> 0:07:43.720 Lib? 0:07:44.080 --> 0:07:45.480 Like l I E B. 0:07:46.360 --> 0:07:48.160 It's not bad looking. I would put him on a 0:07:48.200 --> 0:07:50.200 plate and stop him out with a biscuit. That's quietly 0:07:51.400 --> 0:07:51.760 there we go. 0:07:52.080 --> 0:07:53.200 What was that? So? 0:07:53.320 --> 0:07:55.280 Is it just me or a male? Song covers on 0:07:55.360 --> 0:07:57.680 YouTube really great to listen to. I do love it. 0:07:57.840 --> 0:07:59.640 I didn't even understand all I could. He was a keyboard. 0:07:59.640 --> 0:08:01.480 It's something like kitten was running over a whole bunch 0:08:01.520 --> 0:08:02.200 of corn flakes. 0:08:02.440 --> 0:08:04.240 That was the point. We're meant to be more amateur 0:08:04.280 --> 0:08:07.200 when we do this while we're trying to copy this guy. 0:08:07.800 --> 0:08:10.040 Yeah, it is just you. I've never once done that 0:08:10.120 --> 0:08:10.600 in my life. 0:08:10.720 --> 0:08:12.840 Here's one it's only love can hurt like this by 0:08:12.960 --> 0:08:23.160 Tom Vaughan. Fuck enough, only love can hood Life. 0:08:26.440 --> 0:08:28.720 Only love kN hood Life. 0:08:31.720 --> 0:08:37.199 Must have been a deadly kid. Yeah, I don't know 0:08:37.280 --> 0:08:37.920 why I love it. 0:08:38.440 --> 0:08:40.160 It sounds like he's obviously had to slow down the 0:08:40.200 --> 0:08:42.280 baseline for copyright reasons, so it sounds like something out 0:08:42.320 --> 0:08:45.200 of Haunt and he's a who like boom boom brom 0:08:45.280 --> 0:08:45.840 boom boom. 0:08:47.120 --> 0:08:50.040 These are people just making song covers on YouTube. They're 0:08:50.080 --> 0:08:52.040 not supposed to be super professed. 0:08:52.000 --> 0:08:54.240 Working at centing by day and then covers on YouTube. 0:08:54.280 --> 0:08:54.680 By night. 0:08:55.080 --> 0:08:58.120 It's fun hearing other people's interpretation on the song that 0:08:58.200 --> 0:08:58.960 you know and love. 0:08:59.240 --> 0:09:02.000 I don't know why even just stick to classics well. 0:09:01.920 --> 0:09:04.000 Because sometimes when you listen to the same song over 0:09:04.040 --> 0:09:05.959 and over and over and over again, it can be 0:09:06.040 --> 0:09:07.640 fun to listen to a different version, you know how, 0:09:07.720 --> 0:09:10.079 Sometimes the acoustic version is nice to listen to. 0:09:10.320 --> 0:09:12.760 Yeah, you're right, you open you know what? You open 0:09:12.840 --> 0:09:15.800 my eyes to live performances. So like one of Gaga's 0:09:15.840 --> 0:09:19.640 albums is Juliet or something, Joey and that one and 0:09:19.760 --> 0:09:28.559 you had Auntie Leanne step Hardy, Karen David's girlfriend Barbara. 0:09:30.600 --> 0:09:32.880 You introduced me to that album and I still listen 0:09:32.920 --> 0:09:35.040 to this day because it's so much It's so different. 0:09:35.080 --> 0:09:37.880 Live versions of songs, and so this is an extension 0:09:37.920 --> 0:09:38.040 of that. 0:09:38.160 --> 0:09:39.600 Would you ever do it? Because you have a YouTube channel? 0:09:39.640 --> 0:09:40.720 Did you ever do male covers? 0:09:41.720 --> 0:09:43.679 I have to be able to sing now, I'm not 0:09:43.720 --> 0:09:45.000 going to be getting into that. 0:09:45.240 --> 0:09:48.960 No, you can follow the show online. 0:09:49.280 --> 0:09:50.720 Just search a couple of miches. 0:09:51.000 --> 0:09:52.760 If you don't, you're a tickhead. 0:09:53.160 --> 0:09:55.520 I didn't mind that style of presenting our is it 0:09:55.679 --> 0:09:56.559 just me to each other? 0:09:56.720 --> 0:09:58.440 It definitely changed the pace because. 0:09:58.240 --> 0:09:59.880 Sometimes when you're in the heat of the moment you 0:10:00.120 --> 0:10:01.720 think of these it just me you want to cover, 0:10:02.720 --> 0:10:05.280 you kind of lose the passion. When it comes to 0:10:05.320 --> 0:10:07.280 the day of you're like, oh, actually, I'm not feeling 0:10:07.320 --> 0:10:09.400 the same way about this topic. So if you just 0:10:09.480 --> 0:10:11.319 whip out the phone member and do it then and there, 0:10:11.840 --> 0:10:12.640 you're not gonna forget. 0:10:12.720 --> 0:10:15.800 Yeah, you're not wrong. Mine mine was a bit different. 0:10:16.000 --> 0:10:17.800 I think I took on a bit of what's his name? 0:10:17.840 --> 0:10:20.760 Pablo Escobaro of the podcasting, what's his name again? 0:10:21.000 --> 0:10:21.880 How do we keep forgetting? 0:10:21.920 --> 0:10:26.800 It was just yeah? Or jabriel Paramou Okay, she just 0:10:26.840 --> 0:10:28.520 sounds like a pack of cigarettes my dad would smoked 0:10:28.520 --> 0:10:32.480 in the eighties. Gabrielle Paramou reds, how did you go? 0:10:32.720 --> 0:10:34.320 I'm ready to go? Here is my. 0:10:36.440 --> 0:10:37.559 Is it just me? 0:10:42.520 --> 0:10:46.360 It's even working, fux. So I'm just in the car 0:10:46.520 --> 0:10:50.959 driving currently the air cod turn the hair cot on. 0:10:51.480 --> 0:10:55.960 Shut up, kids, daddy's working. Do not touch the backseat 0:10:56.040 --> 0:11:01.080 air con in the carrago without my permission, So Brax, 0:11:01.160 --> 0:11:02.080 then stop. 0:11:03.120 --> 0:11:07.520 Welcome back to episode three three six, or it could 0:11:07.559 --> 0:11:09.280 be three three four. I don't even know who the 0:11:09.400 --> 0:11:14.920 fuck knows anymore. Oh, speaking of more. I went to 0:11:15.760 --> 0:11:18.280 the doctor and they said I need more medication, but 0:11:18.360 --> 0:11:20.439 I just didn't. I didn't answer them because they're not 0:11:20.480 --> 0:11:24.079 my normal doctor. It was Judy. Let's jump in to 0:11:24.200 --> 0:11:24.640 the show. 0:11:25.720 --> 0:11:25.960 Is it. 0:11:28.080 --> 0:11:28.280 Puck? 0:11:30.200 --> 0:11:31.160 Is it just me? 0:11:31.840 --> 0:11:35.280 Or I stay in a line? Tell your what have 0:11:35.440 --> 0:11:40.360 to merge on this highway one? I? Is it just me? 0:11:41.160 --> 0:11:45.720 Or am I the only person who has zero idea 0:11:46.360 --> 0:11:51.959 what a simple noun, verb, adjective, et cetera. Is just 0:11:52.160 --> 0:11:57.400 completely confused by it? That's me. That's the podcast for 0:11:57.520 --> 0:11:58.079 this week. 0:11:58.600 --> 0:12:01.440 That yeah, it comes back again kids for God's sake. 0:12:02.200 --> 0:12:04.199 So definitely a character there. 0:12:04.600 --> 0:12:04.760 Yeah. 0:12:04.760 --> 0:12:06.640 I was gonna say, that's not how That's not what 0:12:06.720 --> 0:12:09.240 we agreed to. You weren't meant to be taking on 0:12:09.320 --> 0:12:11.800 a character. You just fabricated all these children and all 0:12:11.840 --> 0:12:12.400 this traffic. 0:12:12.600 --> 0:12:14.920 No, I was being Jay Brew. I was being here. 0:12:15.080 --> 0:12:16.040 Oh right, ye see, I. 0:12:16.040 --> 0:12:17.760 Didn't realize that's what we were doing. I was just 0:12:17.840 --> 0:12:20.400 being myself, but taking on a bit of inspiration of 0:12:20.480 --> 0:12:20.959 his style. 0:12:21.080 --> 0:12:23.160 Now I took on completely his way of life. That's 0:12:23.200 --> 0:12:25.800 my age. Though I don't I did any podcast. I 0:12:25.920 --> 0:12:28.960 pictured them in the background of Mountain Nourrige probably chained up. 0:12:29.240 --> 0:12:33.520 I think I don't understand basic nouns or adjectives. If 0:12:33.520 --> 0:12:35.880 someone were to say to me, oh, just give me 0:12:35.880 --> 0:12:37.719 an adjective quickly, I wouldn't know. I wouldn't know what 0:12:37.800 --> 0:12:37.959 to do. 0:12:38.400 --> 0:12:41.040 And then you throw in pronouns and adverbs and it's 0:12:41.080 --> 0:12:41.880 a whole shit show. 0:12:42.040 --> 0:12:46.080 Get pronouns because it's twenty nineteen, right of course. Yeah, yeah, 0:12:46.120 --> 0:12:49.040 but nouns and verbs? Do you understand them? 0:12:49.160 --> 0:12:51.040 Yeah? I happened to top English in my new level 0:12:51.080 --> 0:12:52.720 of schooling is topped? 0:12:53.280 --> 0:12:56.480 Okay, well I was. I was interested, So you definitely 0:12:56.520 --> 0:12:58.480 think you know them, yes, Because what I've done is 0:12:58.720 --> 0:13:01.000 I've gone to kindihub dot com. 0:13:01.360 --> 0:13:02.280 You've gone to Daddy's. 0:13:02.280 --> 0:13:04.440 I've had to fake an account and pretend that I'm 0:13:05.120 --> 0:13:08.480 a child educator, and I have got a simple year 0:13:08.559 --> 0:13:13.440 one level grammar noun and verb test. Now it's very simple. 0:13:13.559 --> 0:13:15.040 I'll pass. No, no, no, no no. 0:13:15.320 --> 0:13:17.000 I'm going to give one to you and one to me. 0:13:17.120 --> 0:13:19.360 We're both gonna fill it out now. Okay, Jena will 0:13:19.440 --> 0:13:21.199 need you to market, so she bring genera in. 0:13:22.040 --> 0:13:25.160 Yeah, Jna, come on quickly, coming quite her surprise though. 0:13:25.200 --> 0:13:27.920 It's on the deck, all right, So we can really 0:13:27.960 --> 0:13:30.040 use nouns and verbs to complete this ends. 0:13:30.080 --> 0:13:33.000 It's below. You'll use each word only once. 0:13:33.320 --> 0:13:38.000 The words are bake, eats, cake, made pie, and cream. 0:13:38.280 --> 0:13:44.080 I like whipped blank on my pumpkin pie. Your voul 0:13:46.640 --> 0:13:49.559 just a joke everywhere, and now cream is a person 0:13:49.640 --> 0:13:51.720 place off thing. Don't give me the answer. 0:13:52.360 --> 0:13:54.440 All right, I'm crossing them off as I go because 0:13:54.440 --> 0:13:55.120 I thought I'll. 0:13:54.880 --> 0:13:56.640 Get we need a noun. They're sure. 0:13:58.760 --> 0:14:02.120 My sister blank dessert faster than I do. 0:14:04.280 --> 0:14:06.240 And it's they're looking for a verb, so it's something 0:14:06.280 --> 0:14:07.319 that she does are doing with? 0:14:07.520 --> 0:14:09.840 Oh, so a verb is a doing word? Yes, right, 0:14:10.080 --> 0:14:13.200 like bludgeony. This is actually quite easy. 0:14:13.400 --> 0:14:16.280 My mum's favorite is pumpkin, and then announced. 0:14:15.800 --> 0:14:17.760 Okay, don't you don't answer it because we want to 0:14:17.800 --> 0:14:20.560 get marked. Although in year twelve, Oh, I would pay 0:14:20.600 --> 0:14:23.560 people to give you the answers I cheated in the HSC. 0:14:23.680 --> 0:14:26.560 Can I say that he's not having What do you 0:14:26.640 --> 0:14:28.440 mean you get test restrictions? What do you mean you're 0:14:28.600 --> 0:14:30.160 you cheated in the h I wrote the answers in 0:14:30.200 --> 0:14:32.080 the dates that Adolf Hitler did what he did, and 0:14:32.160 --> 0:14:34.440 I need to say it on the inside of my rubber. 0:14:35.000 --> 0:14:37.640 Oh that's not that bad, but still the dates were there. 0:14:38.760 --> 0:14:39.840 I thought that they'd. 0:14:39.680 --> 0:14:43.640 Take the rubber, the outside cardboard thing on an eraser 0:14:43.760 --> 0:14:44.720 off you in the HC. 0:14:44.880 --> 0:14:45.680 That's what they did at my. 0:14:45.720 --> 0:14:46.680 School in my time. 0:14:46.800 --> 0:14:49.480 God, you couldn't have you is school captain? I bet 0:14:49.520 --> 0:14:54.360 those were your perset. You're like, uh, head mistress, we 0:14:54.400 --> 0:14:56.960 really should abolished this one rule. I feel strongly about it. 0:14:57.080 --> 0:14:58.280 Yeah, I got to do it in the in the 0:14:58.320 --> 0:14:59.280 common room on my own. 0:14:59.360 --> 0:15:00.800 I've made an error, but I've correct leave it. 0:15:01.600 --> 0:15:02.400 No, I've corrected it. 0:15:02.400 --> 0:15:04.640 I'm allowed to. I'm allowed to correct my error before 0:15:04.680 --> 0:15:07.200 i've handed in the test. Dickhead, I'm done. 0:15:08.160 --> 0:15:09.560 They've been handed into producer Jenna. 0:15:09.920 --> 0:15:11.640 How do we know that she's any good at grammar 0:15:11.720 --> 0:15:12.040 or whatever? 0:15:12.240 --> 0:15:14.840 She has always in a ponytail. She knows, you know 0:15:14.880 --> 0:15:17.520 what I mean? What's happened to Jenna? 0:15:18.920 --> 0:15:20.240 One of you is failed? 0:15:21.920 --> 0:15:27.160 How is it mean? Do you read failed? 0:15:27.600 --> 0:15:28.280 One of you. 0:15:30.840 --> 0:15:36.680 Used the same word twice, even though it explicitly said 0:15:37.200 --> 0:15:39.320 you'll use each word only once. 0:15:39.920 --> 0:15:43.880 Of course, Oh no, one of you wrote cake again, 0:15:44.040 --> 0:15:46.040 and you've done it in for and two thirds. 0:15:46.040 --> 0:15:47.600 Don't assume it was me who was a Jenna. 0:15:48.160 --> 0:15:48.560 It was you. 0:15:51.480 --> 0:15:52.600 I didn't even mean. 0:15:52.520 --> 0:15:52.880 To do that. 0:15:53.040 --> 0:15:57.040 That wasn't even a test of your grammar or whatever. 0:15:57.240 --> 0:16:00.720 Your ability to identify nouns and adjectives that just you 0:16:00.840 --> 0:16:01.800 can't count like. 0:16:03.600 --> 0:16:08.000 Math. Both mitches are very needy, so make sure you 0:16:08.240 --> 0:16:10.480 leave a review on your podcast. 0:16:11.120 --> 0:16:13.920 Can't think of anything nice to say, just hit five 0:16:14.000 --> 0:16:17.080 stars and let them know what's currently on your left. 0:16:17.640 --> 0:16:20.880 Right, Jenna, good thing you're in here, because it's time 0:16:20.920 --> 0:16:21.560 to be a surprise. 0:16:21.720 --> 0:16:21.960 It is. 0:16:22.440 --> 0:16:25.440 And when we said surprise, you assumed that it would 0:16:25.480 --> 0:16:26.600 be a good surprise here. 0:16:26.640 --> 0:16:28.600 You were quite excited. But I'm sorry to say, I 0:16:28.720 --> 0:16:30.520 don't think you're going to enjoy what we've done. 0:16:30.680 --> 0:16:33.560 Yeah, I think should we roll the roll the music? 0:16:34.680 --> 0:16:35.720 So I didn't know we had music. 0:16:36.160 --> 0:16:45.160 I've organized this, Jenna. Please welcome your new life. Bring 0:16:45.200 --> 0:16:45.720 any bells. 0:16:48.920 --> 0:16:53.360 No, you haven't to go while. No, I'm not going 0:16:53.440 --> 0:16:54.120 on big brother. 0:16:56.040 --> 0:16:58.800 No, she'll get the papers. 0:16:58.840 --> 0:17:02.760 Please go now, Jenna, Calm down. 0:17:05.200 --> 0:17:07.359 Now, Jenna, I know that you're quite shy and you 0:17:07.440 --> 0:17:09.600 don't like to be the center of attention and you 0:17:09.640 --> 0:17:11.119 don't like to be made vulnerable. 0:17:11.200 --> 0:17:13.640 But I just thought career wise this could be great 0:17:13.680 --> 0:17:17.400 for you. Okay, so we've done We've done an application. 0:17:17.800 --> 0:17:19.359 She's absolutely living. 0:17:20.760 --> 0:17:29.280 Just think Chrissy Swan, Sarah, Marie, Fitzie, the Bumpshake. 0:17:28.880 --> 0:17:34.159 Girl, Ben Norris, all these great names have come. So 0:17:34.280 --> 0:17:36.119 there's a lot of questions. I went in and answered 0:17:36.119 --> 0:17:37.600 them for you, met Would you like to read them out? 0:17:37.680 --> 0:17:41.400 Yeah, applications of open Jenna and you're in. It's been submitted. 0:17:41.600 --> 0:17:43.439 So I'll read the questions, Mitch, you'll read the answers 0:17:43.440 --> 0:17:44.640 we've done for you. Are you okay? 0:17:44.920 --> 0:17:44.960 No? 0:17:45.359 --> 0:17:50.400 Okay, thank you for answering. Let's start. If you could 0:17:50.440 --> 0:17:51.280 invite three people? 0:17:52.040 --> 0:17:53.960 That was the worst sound effect I've ever heard. What 0:17:54.119 --> 0:17:54.680 the hell was that? 0:17:56.800 --> 0:17:58.000 That was the ad break music? 0:17:58.240 --> 0:18:00.959 Yeah, but it just cuts off and it's the scabbiest 0:18:01.080 --> 0:18:01.640 quality ever. 0:18:02.000 --> 0:18:07.040 Who will Australia choose Rima or Ben after that? 0:18:10.280 --> 0:18:11.080 Terrible? Anyway? 0:18:11.400 --> 0:18:13.560 All right here we gory Okay, join you that before 0:18:13.600 --> 0:18:14.000 every question? 0:18:14.119 --> 0:18:16.400 Or no, no, I never want to hear it again. 0:18:16.760 --> 0:18:20.040 You could invite three people dead or alive to dinner? 0:18:20.280 --> 0:18:21.440 Who would they be? And wife? 0:18:21.520 --> 0:18:24.680 Now, because I know you, I've written three Larsen my 0:18:24.800 --> 0:18:28.560 favorite actress. I may or may not pursue her romantically. 0:18:29.800 --> 0:18:32.280 Harold Holt, I'd ask him for tips on how to 0:18:32.359 --> 0:18:36.520 vanish Forever True and the lead Zebra out of Racing Stripes. 0:18:36.560 --> 0:18:38.119 I'd like to pat him that. 0:18:38.320 --> 0:18:39.159 Was a good movie. 0:18:40.680 --> 0:18:42.520 If you could only choose one song to play every 0:18:42.560 --> 0:18:43.920 time you walked into a room for the rest of 0:18:43.960 --> 0:18:44.760 your life, what would it be? 0:18:44.840 --> 0:18:48.280 And why I've written the ketch up song because Spanglish 0:18:48.440 --> 0:18:49.560 is a beautiful language. 0:18:57.720 --> 0:18:59.960 Next question, tell us something that is true. 0:19:00.119 --> 0:19:01.600 It Almost nobody agrees with you. 0:19:01.680 --> 0:19:04.280 On breastfeeding shouldn't be alive in public? 0:19:04.960 --> 0:19:09.119 Damn it no, Jenna, that's a disgusting thing, is discussing. 0:19:09.359 --> 0:19:11.360 We have a lot of women with breasts that listen 0:19:11.400 --> 0:19:13.160 to this show, and that is awful. 0:19:12.880 --> 0:19:16.399 And they love to feed in public as it so happened. 0:19:16.640 --> 0:19:18.840 How would you convince someone to do something they didn't 0:19:18.880 --> 0:19:19.159 want to do? 0:19:19.440 --> 0:19:19.800 Threats? 0:19:20.240 --> 0:19:21.080 I can't argue with that. 0:19:21.200 --> 0:19:22.320 That's how you tend to operate. 0:19:22.920 --> 0:19:24.880 What is your least favorite thing about humanity, Jenna. 0:19:25.000 --> 0:19:27.080 People that speak to me is that I've written. 0:19:28.600 --> 0:19:30.440 If there was a movie produced about your life, who 0:19:30.440 --> 0:19:30.960 would play you? 0:19:31.200 --> 0:19:34.960 And why Bridy Carter and the Clouds Daughters, Because she's 0:19:35.040 --> 0:19:36.080 good with horses. 0:19:38.640 --> 0:19:40.280 Am all right, You're not wrong. 0:19:40.480 --> 0:19:41.439 She's a great actress. 0:19:42.240 --> 0:19:43.800 Address what do you do for fun? 0:19:44.320 --> 0:19:46.040 Hold my breath as long as I can. 0:19:48.400 --> 0:19:48.600 See. 0:19:48.600 --> 0:19:50.399 I'm trying to position you as being a little bit 0:19:50.480 --> 0:19:53.520 dry and sarcastic, but also a little bit of a psychopath. 0:19:53.760 --> 0:19:55.560 Thus far, they're going to say, we need to get 0:19:55.600 --> 0:19:57.439 a police check on this girl before we bring her 0:19:57.440 --> 0:20:00.800 into the house. What is your best in words physical feature? 0:20:01.240 --> 0:20:03.399 My enormous nails. My goal is to be able to 0:20:03.480 --> 0:20:04.840 wind them up in a hose reel. 0:20:05.400 --> 0:20:08.439 They're not long, Jenna, They're about an inch. What are 0:20:08.440 --> 0:20:09.240 habits about? Others? 0:20:09.280 --> 0:20:12.520 Irritate you fire men who put out fires? It ruins 0:20:12.560 --> 0:20:13.160 all my fun. 0:20:15.520 --> 0:20:17.120 Fun fact? You know that meme with a little baby 0:20:17.119 --> 0:20:18.880 girl looking back smiling at the camera with the house 0:20:18.920 --> 0:20:22.120 burning behind it. That's Jenny. That was me Jenna's family home. 0:20:22.440 --> 0:20:23.240 Do you have any enemies? 0:20:23.280 --> 0:20:23.399 Who? 0:20:23.440 --> 0:20:23.720 And why? 0:20:24.640 --> 0:20:27.600 This woman who works at Aldi he scans the grocery 0:20:27.680 --> 0:20:31.480 is too quick. It's not good for my blood pressure level, Jenna. 0:20:31.600 --> 0:20:33.800 I find it they scan too slow. 0:20:34.440 --> 0:20:37.960 Yeah. Oh look, she's so relatable. I'd vote to save Jenna. 0:20:38.640 --> 0:20:42.080 But they scan so quickly. It's like they're pegging these 0:20:42.119 --> 0:20:43.000 items at my face. 0:20:43.320 --> 0:20:47.280 It's quite therapeutic because you don't have to do anything everything. 0:20:47.680 --> 0:20:49.880 I live at home. Are you thinking of I've only 0:20:49.920 --> 0:20:52.199 buy one block of chocolate. That's the only time an 0:20:52.200 --> 0:20:55.720 outing that's got great European chocolate. Okay. Describe an event 0:20:55.760 --> 0:20:56.880 that changed your life. 0:20:57.359 --> 0:21:00.240 When mel Rafter died unpacked to the rafters. I know 0:21:00.320 --> 0:21:02.080 you're not over that, Jenny. We talk about it all 0:21:02.119 --> 0:21:02.400 the time. 0:21:02.560 --> 0:21:03.320 I'm not over it. 0:21:03.880 --> 0:21:05.159 What do you do when someone ignores you? 0:21:05.359 --> 0:21:10.240 Put a curse on them? I received this application and 0:21:10.359 --> 0:21:13.280 I was part of the casting. I'd go geez off 0:21:13.320 --> 0:21:13.760 the shame. 0:21:13.920 --> 0:21:16.200 She'd be good though, for like a week three elimination 0:21:16.880 --> 0:21:19.040 stare everyone. Yeah, I mean shit. 0:21:19.240 --> 0:21:20.760 You put her in there for the fact that she's 0:21:20.800 --> 0:21:22.280 different to the others, right, yeah, oh. 0:21:22.200 --> 0:21:24.520 Yeah, you'd really stand out. They might be afraid that 0:21:24.560 --> 0:21:27.080 she'd pick one of the locks with a nail. Have 0:21:27.240 --> 0:21:30.280 you ever been owed money? What did you do about it? 0:21:30.920 --> 0:21:33.639 Bought a loaf of bread and let it go moldy, 0:21:33.920 --> 0:21:37.320 then put it in their mailbox, sliced by slice over 0:21:37.400 --> 0:21:38.600 the space of a few weeks. 0:21:38.800 --> 0:21:39.520 It's creative. 0:21:39.600 --> 0:21:40.440 That's something you do. 0:21:40.760 --> 0:21:42.600 What sort of people. Don't you like in the house 0:21:42.760 --> 0:21:45.800 fats Okay, no, no you did not. 0:21:46.200 --> 0:21:46.480 I did. 0:21:46.720 --> 0:21:49.080 Couple. If you're going to go into the house, you're 0:21:49.080 --> 0:21:51.080 going to shame fat people. You're going to shame women 0:21:51.160 --> 0:21:51.760 with breasts. 0:21:53.960 --> 0:21:58.440 I'm not going I put all the details in your name, No, 0:21:58.960 --> 0:22:01.160 but I put all the con take details in mind. 0:22:02.440 --> 0:22:04.320 If I get the callback, I'll let you know. 0:22:04.640 --> 0:22:04.840 Yeah. 0:22:05.800 --> 0:22:07.960 Also says in the meantime, please take time to share 0:22:07.960 --> 0:22:10.480 your registration on Facebook, Twitter. Simply send it to friends 0:22:10.520 --> 0:22:12.920 so they can register as well. We're not going on 0:22:13.040 --> 0:22:13.240 with you. 0:22:13.680 --> 0:22:14.520 You're on your own, bitch. 0:22:15.160 --> 0:22:19.119 As Helen Keller once said, this podcast is fucking dope 0:22:19.720 --> 0:22:21.800 you're listening to Is it just me? 0:22:22.359 --> 0:22:24.560 A podcast by a couple of minches? 0:22:25.640 --> 0:22:26.800 You know what'd to watch? You're on that show? I 0:22:26.840 --> 0:22:29.600 really would that on Antiques roadshow should just be start, 0:22:30.160 --> 0:22:32.840 you know what I mean? I thound this broch. I 0:22:32.880 --> 0:22:34.600 actually think that'll be great promo for the show when 0:22:34.640 --> 0:22:37.320 you get on positive thinking. No, please, no, I'm turning you. 0:22:38.640 --> 0:22:41.760 See you Jenna speaking of promo for the show. Yeah, 0:22:42.480 --> 0:22:46.800 just wailing in the background. Jen, It's fine, Jenna, I'm 0:22:46.800 --> 0:22:48.720 speaking of promo for the show. It's time for the 0:22:49.400 --> 0:22:52.359 Come on, baby, you know you got a hustle. Okay, 0:22:52.440 --> 0:22:54.080 the second time we're doing this SEGM minute, you've got 0:22:54.160 --> 0:22:57.879 to hustle. First time we did this, you threw me 0:22:57.960 --> 0:22:59.320 in the in the deep end I did. 0:22:59.400 --> 0:23:01.240 I made a dick. But you got to hustle. You 0:23:01.359 --> 0:23:01.639 just got to. 0:23:02.200 --> 0:23:04.320 I mean, look, look, I am into this segment to 0:23:04.359 --> 0:23:06.480 a certain degree. But I had poor little Darmi him 0:23:06.560 --> 0:23:08.560 on the show a couple of weeks ago. I walked 0:23:08.600 --> 0:23:10.040 into the interview here in the studio and I had 0:23:10.080 --> 0:23:11.440 a piece of paper and I had a list of 0:23:11.520 --> 0:23:14.040 things to say I podcast, and. 0:23:14.119 --> 0:23:16.040 The aim of that was to promote the show in 0:23:16.240 --> 0:23:18.879 unorthodox ways. Yeah, but now you're putting it back on me. 0:23:19.000 --> 0:23:21.920 Well, well look easy. Unconventional ways. Radio love a billboard, 0:23:21.960 --> 0:23:24.680 they love a social park. We can't do any of that. 0:23:25.359 --> 0:23:28.240 So we've got to be created exactly. And I've been 0:23:28.280 --> 0:23:31.280 working with producer Jenna. We've been working hard. I've been 0:23:31.359 --> 0:23:31.840 up all night. 0:23:33.280 --> 0:23:35.280 We want to make it a difference. 0:23:35.800 --> 0:23:38.760 Jenna. This isn't bloody green Peace sounds like Greta Thumberg. 0:23:39.119 --> 0:23:40.639 Jenna and I have been working hard, and what we 0:23:40.760 --> 0:23:44.040 have is we have a number and we're going to 0:23:44.119 --> 0:23:46.800 dial the number. Right as the numbers ringing, I'm going 0:23:46.840 --> 0:23:47.760 to pass you a document. 0:23:48.160 --> 0:23:49.480 I was really worried you're going to make me do 0:23:49.520 --> 0:23:49.919 a prank call? 0:23:50.040 --> 0:23:51.359 Is that what this is? I've got a piece of 0:23:51.400 --> 0:23:54.200 paper in hand. I'm going to dial the number, and 0:23:54.400 --> 0:23:56.680 as it's ringing, I'm going to hand you the piece 0:23:56.720 --> 0:23:59.840 of paper and you will know who you're ringing. 0:24:00.160 --> 0:24:04.200 Always like, thank god you're here to make it up essentially, Yeah, 0:24:04.240 --> 0:24:04.840 exactly right. 0:24:05.080 --> 0:24:07.159 Everything I hate in one segment, Well that's where Ed. 0:24:07.160 --> 0:24:08.840 Cavali got his start. So you could have a cancel 0:24:08.840 --> 0:24:10.040 today for MS show one day too. 0:24:10.200 --> 0:24:12.560 Look, I know that it's a running joke that oh 0:24:12.880 --> 0:24:15.040 Mitchell makes everyone else do prank calls or he doesn't 0:24:15.119 --> 0:24:16.320 like doing it himself. 0:24:16.960 --> 0:24:18.760 Look, it's not going to be that bad, is it? 0:24:18.840 --> 0:24:21.920 Because I have an actual social anxiety disorder here, and 0:24:22.000 --> 0:24:22.920 I'm really really. 0:24:22.800 --> 0:24:25.560 I just all you need to do is get in 0:24:25.640 --> 0:24:27.720 the name of the podcast where they can listen kind 0:24:27.760 --> 0:24:29.960 of what it's about, but seamlessly you don't. We don't 0:24:30.000 --> 0:24:33.080 just want you calling this poor person and spilling it out. 0:24:33.080 --> 0:24:35.520 It's going to be seamlessly integrated. So I'm going to 0:24:35.600 --> 0:24:36.080 dial it up. 0:24:36.160 --> 0:24:39.960 Yeah, number This could be good for me an away. 0:24:40.040 --> 0:24:42.320 My therapist has been trying to make me do exposure 0:24:42.359 --> 0:24:43.240 therapy for a long time. 0:24:43.480 --> 0:24:45.119 What's expose yourself? 0:24:45.560 --> 0:24:45.600 No. 0:24:45.960 --> 0:24:49.440 Exposure therapy is where you literally, on purpose, go out 0:24:49.440 --> 0:24:51.080 of your way to do things that make you anxious, 0:24:51.119 --> 0:24:53.119 so that over time you get you build up a 0:24:53.160 --> 0:24:54.480 resistance so you're not anxious anymore. 0:24:55.080 --> 0:25:00.320 You can give me the piece of paper. No, no, no, 0:25:00.640 --> 0:25:03.199 hang up, hang up, hang up, exerusly, hang up, hang up? 0:25:03.200 --> 0:25:07.280 What I'm not kidding? Hang up? I hung up. 0:25:07.320 --> 0:25:08.280 But why you had to do it? 0:25:08.400 --> 0:25:12.000 That is that is so fucked up? What you were 0:25:12.040 --> 0:25:12.760 just going to make me do? 0:25:13.160 --> 0:25:13.200 What? 0:25:14.560 --> 0:25:17.160 It's fine? Are you across this, Jenna? 0:25:17.640 --> 0:25:17.919 I am. 0:25:18.000 --> 0:25:19.160 That wasn't my first choice. 0:25:19.320 --> 0:25:21.520 It was you chose this. No, I did not. 0:25:21.720 --> 0:25:23.720 I can't believe you let this happen. 0:25:24.080 --> 0:25:26.040 This is what I've handed me was a piece of paper. 0:25:26.080 --> 0:25:28.480 It's a screen short of a gum tree listing with 0:25:28.560 --> 0:25:29.919 the title missing Budgy. 0:25:30.800 --> 0:25:32.159 Someone's lost their budgy. 0:25:32.359 --> 0:25:34.479 Yeah, and I just want you to call and go, hey, 0:25:34.880 --> 0:25:36.760 there's a picture of a bird here and they've lost 0:25:36.800 --> 0:25:40.920 their budgy. Read the description missing Australian Budgie sugar cane 0:25:41.119 --> 0:25:42.480 stay for the tenth of September. 0:25:42.560 --> 0:25:46.000 Oh god, it's it's mid October. That's no good. No, 0:25:46.600 --> 0:25:48.359 as the owner was in hospital on. 0:25:50.280 --> 0:25:52.520 That's on you. You guys are fucked up. I know 0:25:52.680 --> 0:25:53.960 all you needed to do was call and go. 0:25:54.119 --> 0:25:54.239 Hi. 0:25:54.359 --> 0:25:55.840 I was at a park. I saw a couple of birds. 0:25:55.840 --> 0:25:56.879 I was listening to this podcast. 0:25:58.760 --> 0:26:02.200 In that moment. The hopes have just raised. They clearly care. 0:26:02.280 --> 0:26:04.520 I know that it means nothing to you, but they 0:26:04.640 --> 0:26:07.600 clearly care enough about this lost bird. I'm getting really upsets. 0:26:07.680 --> 0:26:10.639 They care enough about this lost bird to put up 0:26:10.680 --> 0:26:13.120 a gum tree ad with a feral photo of them. 0:26:13.800 --> 0:26:14.000 Yeah. 0:26:14.000 --> 0:26:16.200 But if I'm going to get their hopes up and 0:26:16.240 --> 0:26:17.879 make them think that I could have found it and 0:26:18.080 --> 0:26:20.840 it's all just a job, that is so wrong. 0:26:21.760 --> 0:26:23.480 You know she could have already found it. 0:26:23.720 --> 0:26:25.600 Yeah, I actually think I heard it. I actually think 0:26:25.640 --> 0:26:26.000 I did so. 0:26:26.480 --> 0:26:27.199 I heard that too. 0:26:27.359 --> 0:26:28.159 Yeah, I'll ring it back. 0:26:28.240 --> 0:26:30.159 This is no, don't you dare. I'm serious. No, we 0:26:30.200 --> 0:26:32.920 can't do this segment. Look into that budgy's eyes. 0:26:33.600 --> 0:26:35.200 I should have printed the other ones out. 0:26:35.280 --> 0:26:37.359 The other ones are great. There was a six foot men. 0:26:37.680 --> 0:26:39.080 Well, you can get back to me next week with 0:26:39.119 --> 0:26:39.960 those because I'm not doing that. 0:26:40.040 --> 0:26:42.360 Okay, Well, would just end the segment. 0:26:44.520 --> 0:26:48.560 Just I mean, I'm not doing it, so yeah, thanks 0:26:48.600 --> 0:26:49.520 for listening anyway. 0:26:49.280 --> 0:26:51.840 Guys, Jenna, do we even have anything last minute? We 0:26:51.880 --> 0:26:53.160 can add it in to Phil. 0:26:53.359 --> 0:26:56.280 Yeah, Jenna, Yeah, Jenny, this is your fault. 0:26:57.440 --> 0:26:58.480 No, we don't. 0:27:00.119 --> 0:27:01.680 Like guess just wrapping it's fine. 0:27:01.720 --> 0:27:02.520 Yeah, we can just end it. 0:27:02.680 --> 0:27:05.119 Actually, no, here's something we can do here. Remember at 0:27:05.160 --> 0:27:08.000 the in the opener you mentioned to me about these 0:27:08.040 --> 0:27:09.280 new airport things of mine. 0:27:09.560 --> 0:27:10.199 Yeah, you bought them. 0:27:10.720 --> 0:27:12.879 You mentioned what was the hack that you said you 0:27:12.920 --> 0:27:14.680 could do, and I said, oh, you can tell me about. 0:27:14.440 --> 0:27:15.920 That spy kids thing. 0:27:16.480 --> 0:27:16.640 Yeah. 0:27:17.520 --> 0:27:18.760 Oh yeah, good, we'll you'll do that. 0:27:19.000 --> 0:27:20.720 Yeah, let's do that. That's fine, that's more right up 0:27:20.760 --> 0:27:23.119 my alley, Jenna, how dare you? I am with you? Actually? 0:27:23.240 --> 0:27:26.879 Now, how can you don't ride in my coach cake speak? 0:27:26.880 --> 0:27:28.639 You're the one who picked you know you've got a 0:27:28.720 --> 0:27:30.600 problem when I'm the one that has the biggest heart 0:27:30.640 --> 0:27:31.080 on this show. 0:27:31.280 --> 0:27:33.120 You guys are fucking well beautiful people. 0:27:33.200 --> 0:27:35.639 Look, okay, what we can do is I reckon everyone listening, right, 0:27:35.640 --> 0:27:39.040 now just pretend that that mess never happened. It feels 0:27:39.040 --> 0:27:41.119 weird just launching into a new segment now like nothing happened. 0:27:41.119 --> 0:27:43.399 But here the sound effecting, and we'll just carry on 0:27:43.520 --> 0:27:44.120 like nothing happened. 0:27:44.160 --> 0:27:46.359 Okay, okay. We normally end on with like Gregorious laughters 0:27:46.400 --> 0:27:46.720 on three. 0:27:47.680 --> 0:27:49.240 We can do some fake laughter and then go into 0:27:49.280 --> 0:27:49.639 the segment. 0:27:49.640 --> 0:27:51.640 All right, one, two, three. 0:27:55.200 --> 0:27:58.320 Just me a podcast by a couple of mines. 0:27:58.720 --> 0:27:59.119 All right, mit. 0:27:59.240 --> 0:28:01.040 You mentioned earlier in the show that you've got an 0:28:01.080 --> 0:28:02.440 airpod's hack that's going. 0:28:02.400 --> 0:28:04.760 To help me catch people out who were bitching about me. 0:28:05.000 --> 0:28:09.119 Circus by kids two thousands, early two thousands. It is 0:28:09.200 --> 0:28:12.040 a hack that I once used to be able to do. 0:28:12.080 --> 0:28:14.199 Remember the magazines that came through in primary school. Did 0:28:14.200 --> 0:28:15.240 you ever get them? I don't know if you've got 0:28:15.240 --> 0:28:16.760 them in the country. I don't know if you've got mail. 0:28:17.040 --> 0:28:18.960 But there were magazines and they had all this text 0:28:19.000 --> 0:28:20.960 stuff or girly stuff on my little pony, and you 0:28:21.080 --> 0:28:22.719 ticked the box of what you wanted and they'd send 0:28:22.760 --> 0:28:24.680 it to you in like three four weeks. Remember that 0:28:24.720 --> 0:28:26.119 I used to I had this listening device and I 0:28:26.200 --> 0:28:27.280 was I used to love it and they had a 0:28:27.280 --> 0:28:30.000 little radar sensor. You could listen to your sisters, your brothers. 0:28:30.200 --> 0:28:31.520 But now you can do it with your I phone. 0:28:31.520 --> 0:28:32.760 Well, I feel like I'm a bit suck in the 0:28:32.800 --> 0:28:34.800 two thousands because, as I mentioned, I've only got I 0:28:34.880 --> 0:28:39.240 only got these AirPods today, and I don't really I 0:28:39.440 --> 0:28:40.080 barely knew how. 0:28:40.040 --> 0:28:40.360 To use them. 0:28:40.360 --> 0:28:41.680 I didn't know that there was anything you could do 0:28:41.760 --> 0:28:44.320 with them. So anything you can teach me, i'd appreciate. 0:28:44.800 --> 0:28:45.800 How can we put it to the test. 0:28:46.520 --> 0:28:47.800 Well, show me how to do it? 0:28:47.880 --> 0:28:48.720 Okay, pass your phone. 0:28:49.160 --> 0:28:50.600 Okay, but that's not showing me how to do it. 0:28:50.680 --> 0:28:51.200 That's it's doing it. 0:28:51.240 --> 0:28:54.240 I felt, come over right, it happens around this site. 0:28:55.600 --> 0:28:59.400 Okay, so go to there we go. 0:29:01.160 --> 0:29:04.000 What's Grinder? Just an app I saw. 0:29:05.400 --> 0:29:05.840 Go to? 0:29:07.440 --> 0:29:10.280 So just give me a search search. 0:29:10.040 --> 0:29:12.560 Because we're going into settings and we're pressing search, you're 0:29:12.560 --> 0:29:14.880 typing in control center correct, and then it comes to 0:29:14.960 --> 0:29:16.000 customized controls. 0:29:16.360 --> 0:29:18.280 I'm assuming the airports are connected. 0:29:18.360 --> 0:29:20.680 Yes, they're connected, and you go down there's a whole 0:29:20.680 --> 0:29:22.640 list of things you can add. You could add add 0:29:22.800 --> 0:29:24.760 a QR code reader or a magnify it. 0:29:24.920 --> 0:29:28.400 We don't need all that is tap add on hearing, 0:29:28.560 --> 0:29:30.600 so you hit here hearing. There's a little blue ear. 0:29:30.720 --> 0:29:33.880 I think it's designed for the audio impaired hearing impaired, 0:29:33.960 --> 0:29:35.120 but we're using it for right. 0:29:35.160 --> 0:29:38.000 Okay, So we've gone into settings of added hearing to 0:29:38.080 --> 0:29:41.360 the control center. Then you already grind has got a 0:29:41.400 --> 0:29:43.360 mass like it's like a little bat leave my greener. 0:29:44.320 --> 0:29:46.080 Then you swipe down from the top and all of 0:29:46.080 --> 0:29:48.320 a sudden there's a little hidden ear. So I'll go 0:29:48.400 --> 0:29:50.800 back to my desk now now that you know, and 0:29:50.880 --> 0:29:54.160 put your ear pods in your ears. Make sure they're connection. 0:29:55.200 --> 0:29:58.000 I can't promise anything. I don't know what I'm doing here. 0:29:58.280 --> 0:29:59.960 Man, take them out of the pill. 0:29:59.840 --> 0:30:02.480 Ca but I'm going to lose these one like very soon, 0:30:02.680 --> 0:30:06.480 sooner than later. They're so small it just made that 0:30:06.520 --> 0:30:06.960 noise in me. 0:30:07.960 --> 0:30:08.880 Connect connected. 0:30:09.880 --> 0:30:11.719 Okay, we're here all right. 0:30:11.960 --> 0:30:13.959 Now what you need to do is swipe down from 0:30:13.960 --> 0:30:15.880 the top. You've got the ear open, tap the ear 0:30:16.280 --> 0:30:17.520 and hit enable sound. 0:30:19.280 --> 0:30:20.280 There is no enable sound. 0:30:20.280 --> 0:30:21.800 Shut it, turn around. 0:30:21.600 --> 0:30:24.960 It says Mitchell's AirPods. Listen live off and hit listen 0:30:25.080 --> 0:30:30.040 live on. Right, okay, get your terminology from Okay, so 0:30:30.160 --> 0:30:30.360 now you. 0:30:30.440 --> 0:30:32.120 Hear every it's going to be quite confusing for you. 0:30:32.240 --> 0:30:32.880 It's like inception. 0:30:33.120 --> 0:30:36.040 Yeah, there's a slight delay. Hold on, I'm going to. 0:30:36.200 --> 0:30:38.200 Nobody likes you. That's you're in the thoughts. That's not 0:30:38.240 --> 0:30:42.080 the ports talking to the phone. Can you hear it's working? 0:30:42.800 --> 0:30:46.240 Yeah, because this is so there's a microphone on my phone. 0:30:46.360 --> 0:30:49.920 Correct playing it into your AirPods. In that micro I'll 0:30:49.960 --> 0:30:51.400 turn every other microphone off. 0:30:51.480 --> 0:30:55.560 So in theory, I would leave my phone in the 0:30:55.680 --> 0:30:58.800 room and I'm going to the bathroom, and. 0:30:58.840 --> 0:31:00.920 Then I'd be able to eat drop and then. 0:31:00.880 --> 0:31:05.400 I would know that if people are left behind about me, so. 0:31:05.440 --> 0:31:09.720 I would be I would even be like, yeah, it's 0:31:09.720 --> 0:31:11.840 also handy if you ever do you know, mock roleplay 0:31:11.840 --> 0:31:13.600 with an airplane situation. You can pretend that you're a 0:31:13.720 --> 0:31:19.479 flight hostesses going back to the normals. So, I mean, 0:31:19.520 --> 0:31:21.920 let's lot, don't we just test it right as well? 0:31:22.000 --> 0:31:24.480 Test it live in the field. You've got the winned 0:31:24.520 --> 0:31:25.000 to be in here. 0:31:25.480 --> 0:31:29.160 Yeah, well we may as well use Jenner. Okay, So. 0:31:31.160 --> 0:31:33.320 The wim bring starts. So we're in an office, we're 0:31:33.320 --> 0:31:35.280 in the studio here. There's a couple of people here 0:31:35.320 --> 0:31:35.760 at this time. 0:31:36.360 --> 0:31:39.080 Why don't here my phone, Jenna. 0:31:39.200 --> 0:31:42.720 Sorry, I'm speaking really slowly because the I've got my 0:31:42.800 --> 0:31:44.760 own voice echoing my head and it's very confused. 0:31:44.800 --> 0:31:44.880 Thing. 0:31:44.960 --> 0:31:46.320 I think you should go into a little Chris he 0:31:46.400 --> 0:31:47.640 does audio for my night show. 0:31:47.840 --> 0:31:48.640 I don't know him. 0:31:48.680 --> 0:31:49.440 That's even better. 0:31:49.480 --> 0:31:51.719 It's made our open up very talent, and we've got 0:31:51.880 --> 0:31:52.960 lots of compliments about it. 0:31:53.040 --> 0:31:55.800 We got pretty pat and I think calm. Chris is 0:31:55.840 --> 0:31:58.160 a nice as quite calm, which is good because you 0:31:58.240 --> 0:32:00.640 can go in there you natural. 0:32:00.440 --> 0:32:02.080 Reason and you have to bitch about it so that 0:32:02.160 --> 0:32:02.840 this is true to li. 0:32:03.040 --> 0:32:04.640 You just walk in and be like, sorry, I needed 0:32:04.680 --> 0:32:06.720 a moment talking to their phone. We'll see if it works. 0:32:07.720 --> 0:32:08.440 Can you hear a mitch? 0:32:08.880 --> 0:32:09.120 Yeah? 0:32:09.360 --> 0:32:12.880 Great, all right, go in, go I don't know Jenna. 0:32:13.040 --> 0:32:13.360 Just go in. 0:32:14.600 --> 0:32:17.560 Pods up to the microphone. Give it a test, Jenny, 0:32:18.400 --> 0:32:20.880 into the bottom. Hi, there we go. 0:32:21.120 --> 0:32:24.120 Oh she's coming back, Jenna. 0:32:23.960 --> 0:32:31.040 Emma, she's coming test Jenna so away she can't hear. 0:32:32.920 --> 0:32:33.560 Jenna can't hear? 0:32:34.520 --> 0:32:36.600 Oh, for God's sake, maybe we shouldn't. 0:32:36.920 --> 0:32:39.360 How am I going to know whether it works or not? 0:32:39.720 --> 0:32:41.640 Go in and just going in? 0:32:41.720 --> 0:32:42.200 Can you hear it? 0:32:43.520 --> 0:32:48.600 Hi? I just needed a moment away from them. Oh, 0:32:48.680 --> 0:32:57.160 they're just so annoying. I can't stand since five point thirty. 0:32:58.280 --> 0:33:03.480 Yeah, ye, he's talking about you. 0:33:04.520 --> 0:33:05.520 He's annoying. 0:33:10.040 --> 0:33:15.520 To get back to them, keep digging, Chris called, You're 0:33:15.520 --> 0:33:16.600 always annoying. 0:33:20.440 --> 0:33:20.840 Everything. 0:33:21.040 --> 0:33:22.960 All right, turn this in here we go back back 0:33:23.960 --> 0:33:25.959 for clarity. Can I take these out now? 0:33:27.120 --> 0:33:27.280 Yeah? 0:33:28.080 --> 0:33:31.320 Well, firstly that worked, Yeah, well done me. 0:33:31.600 --> 0:33:34.320 I overheard everything he said. I overheard everything Chris said. 0:33:34.680 --> 0:33:36.640 And it's pretty easy to hide a phone in a 0:33:36.720 --> 0:33:37.920 room so they won't notice. 0:33:38.000 --> 0:33:39.320 I don't think that it's locked on the on the 0:33:39.360 --> 0:33:39.880 coffee table. 0:33:40.160 --> 0:33:41.560 Did you not have that right next to your mouth? 0:33:41.880 --> 0:33:45.320 I did counts time people with it. But there's one 0:33:45.320 --> 0:33:47.000 thing I need to know. Because you were in that room, 0:33:47.000 --> 0:33:48.400 you would have heard him clear. Did he say that 0:33:48.520 --> 0:33:50.680 I'm annoying all the time or annoyed all the time? 0:33:51.160 --> 0:33:51.600 You heard it? 0:33:52.280 --> 0:33:53.320 Getting get him? 0:33:53.360 --> 0:33:56.160 Go get it, bring him in, bring it a little bastard. 0:33:56.640 --> 0:33:58.440 Bring him around to that side, because there's no microphone 0:33:58.440 --> 0:34:01.600 there to reveal it to him. Jenna, you were going 0:34:01.680 --> 0:34:05.360 to make me call someone with a missing pet. I. 0:34:06.200 --> 0:34:07.480 Oh, you blame Jenna. 0:34:07.800 --> 0:34:08.719 It was Jenna's idea. 0:34:09.680 --> 0:34:11.239 Penna doesn't have ideas. 0:34:17.160 --> 0:34:20.040 Thank you please, goodness me. I didn't want to do 0:34:20.080 --> 0:34:21.839 that budgeting, by the way, you did. 0:34:21.960 --> 0:34:25.160 So this is very stuck ahead in you bring. 0:34:25.160 --> 0:34:27.279 Him around to you'll share a mic with Jenna. 0:34:27.840 --> 0:34:31.640 Hi, Chris, now get your ass in here, Christopher. 0:34:31.480 --> 0:34:32.440 Talk on Jackie's mike. 0:34:32.600 --> 0:34:34.279 Firstly, you'd be glad to know, Chris, we've gotten a 0:34:34.280 --> 0:34:36.120 lot of compliments on our opener. Someone asks us to 0:34:36.200 --> 0:34:38.000 send just the opener to them so they could listen 0:34:38.000 --> 0:34:38.799 to it in their spare time. 0:34:39.960 --> 0:34:41.760 I've got to talk into the microphone, Christopher. 0:34:42.640 --> 0:34:44.960 Secondly, when we sent Jenna in there, just then, we 0:34:45.040 --> 0:34:48.520 were testing out this pack that Mitch knows that I'm 0:34:48.560 --> 0:34:51.080 only just learning with these new EarPods that you can 0:34:51.320 --> 0:34:54.200 connect the EarPods to your iPhone and then eavesdrop on 0:34:54.200 --> 0:34:54.600 other people. 0:34:54.640 --> 0:34:58.600 So Jenna was in there with my phone. You say 0:34:58.640 --> 0:35:00.840 that I was annoyed or annoyed the other day, I 0:35:00.960 --> 0:35:03.760 need to know you were annoyed the other day. Oh okay, 0:35:03.840 --> 0:35:05.920 that makes a lot more Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was 0:35:05.920 --> 0:35:08.200 just wondering if you annoyed the other when was I annoyed? 0:35:08.239 --> 0:35:09.520 Because I'm perpetually annoyed. 0:35:09.520 --> 0:35:12.520 It's fine, did you give off a sort of you know, 0:35:13.160 --> 0:35:15.719 a of annoyed, very annoyed. Yeah, not a bad thing. 0:35:16.280 --> 0:35:19.359 Pretty bad studio the other day. 0:35:20.840 --> 0:35:22.959 Finish, I probably just needed to piss. 0:35:24.360 --> 0:35:26.480 You won't be the same determination no matter where you're going. 0:35:26.960 --> 0:35:28.400 When he walks down the aisle, even I'll be oh 0:35:28.440 --> 0:35:30.680 my god, he's left him. But no, no, he's very happy. 0:35:30.960 --> 0:35:32.800 We'll either go. Just wanted to confirm that I'm not annoying. 0:35:33.280 --> 0:35:36.200 Thank you. Did you think something was up with Jenna? 0:35:38.239 --> 0:35:38.359 Well? 0:35:42.200 --> 0:35:43.880 All right, well this has been a weird show everyone, 0:35:44.000 --> 0:35:45.040 Thanks so much for listening. 0:35:46.280 --> 0:35:48.000 This is not where I saw the show going. But whatever. 0:35:49.480 --> 0:35:52.280 The worst show for me, first Big Brother, then getting 0:35:52.360 --> 0:35:53.640 me in Jenny. 0:35:53.680 --> 0:35:54.040 You like it? 0:35:54.320 --> 0:35:55.319 Your career is going to blow up. 0:35:55.400 --> 0:35:57.440 Thanks for listening. Everyone. We'll catch you again next week. 0:35:57.480 --> 0:36:00.239 We'll do for six. I'll follow us at couple of 0:36:00.280 --> 0:36:02.240 mitches it right, and also. 0:36:02.080 --> 0:36:04.840 Don't forget to subscribe to the podcast exactly what you 0:36:05.040 --> 0:36:05.640 write a review? 0:36:05.680 --> 0:36:07.719 In fact, yeah, please do. And we're up to five star. 0:36:07.800 --> 0:36:09.920 We did get one three and one four, so they're 0:36:09.960 --> 0:36:10.839 progressively get. 0:36:11.480 --> 0:36:11.840 I don't know. 0:36:12.520 --> 0:36:14.280 Chris said to me, are you allowed to swear? 0:36:15.080 --> 0:36:15.400 Try it? 0:36:17.560 --> 0:36:20.600 You're not allowed to swear Chris, we just got dumb Chris. 0:36:22.040 --> 0:36:24.440 Of Grinda anyway, and we'll just been a great day. 0:36:26.400 --> 0:36:30.920 Let's it out see you guys next. 0:36:31.680 --> 0:36:35.359 Is it just me? Don't forget to subscribe and leave 0:36:35.440 --> 0:36:37.200 a review on your podcast app. 0:36:43.840 --> 0:36:45.759 Welcome to a D D bree Here we go. 0:36:46.040 --> 0:36:48.520 This is our secret segment that we have after the 0:36:48.560 --> 0:36:51.719 show's finished, and the goal is that no one will listen. 0:36:51.840 --> 0:36:54.239 But if you're hear, feel free to hang out. It's 0:36:54.280 --> 0:36:55.560 a judgment free zone though. 0:36:55.480 --> 0:36:57.120 Correct, And I'm just going to hold on it. I 0:36:57.200 --> 0:37:01.160 know you told me not to. Just turned on live 0:37:01.200 --> 0:37:04.640 tweets there on another line, straight off the bass. Oh Chris, 0:37:04.680 --> 0:37:06.160 you've joined Twitter. Congratulations. 0:37:06.560 --> 0:37:08.520 Yeah, Like Chris is so confused because he thought the 0:37:08.560 --> 0:37:11.440 show was finished. Yeah yeah, Now nearly hasn't listened to 0:37:11.480 --> 0:37:13.239 our podcast. It doesn't know what add brief is. 0:37:13.320 --> 0:37:15.360 But we're here and the people can live tweet like 0:37:15.400 --> 0:37:16.680 they're doing right now. People are tweeting. 0:37:16.760 --> 0:37:20.040 This is like an unscripted segment called add Brie. Because 0:37:20.080 --> 0:37:21.520 neither risk can focus and love it. 0:37:21.600 --> 0:37:22.520 We just go on tangents. 0:37:22.640 --> 0:37:23.440 Yeah, we just keep going. 0:37:23.520 --> 0:37:25.160 As you can see, he goes rogue with the sound 0:37:25.200 --> 0:37:26.479 effects over there, don't. 0:37:26.920 --> 0:37:27.319 I don't. 0:37:27.600 --> 0:37:30.439 It's not good content. But whatever. It's adydbrief. It doesn't 0:37:30.480 --> 0:37:30.719 need to be. 0:37:30.840 --> 0:37:33.080 We could try and get Chris it up with someone show. 0:37:33.320 --> 0:37:34.319 We could try and get him someone. 0:37:35.000 --> 0:37:37.759 Oh, he's looking right at Princess Charming Jenner over here. 0:37:41.520 --> 0:37:42.880 Just don't talk for the next couple of minutes. We 0:37:42.920 --> 0:37:43.320 don't need to. 0:37:43.440 --> 0:37:44.120 I'm fine. 0:37:49.400 --> 0:37:49.920 To each other. 0:37:51.320 --> 0:37:53.680 Yeah, he said. He said me not to talk so 0:37:53.760 --> 0:37:54.920 that you guys can have some alone time. 0:37:54.960 --> 0:37:55.719 But then we're not here. 0:37:56.920 --> 0:37:57.040 Hi. 0:37:58.080 --> 0:38:07.040 Hi, I hate Oh yeah, I hate you guys. 0:38:07.920 --> 0:38:09.000 I'd say you're busy, Chris. 0:38:09.040 --> 0:38:09.880 It's fine. You go back to me. 0:38:10.239 --> 0:38:10.439 Chris. 0:38:11.560 --> 0:38:14.240 Thanks Chris, Thanks Chris. I'm sorry that I seemed annoyed, 0:38:14.280 --> 0:38:14.880 but that's just me. 0:38:15.120 --> 0:38:19.080 Yeah, that's his attitude. Someone says more Chris, Oh that 0:38:19.280 --> 0:38:21.600 was Chris, because you just joined Twitter. They definitely recorded 0:38:22.360 --> 0:38:25.319 everything's recording, even that song. Well there you got he's 0:38:25.360 --> 0:38:25.799 not your type. 0:38:27.760 --> 0:38:29.400 I'd be pretty upset about that, Jenny. 0:38:29.800 --> 0:38:32.479 Instead of like even trying to chat you up, trying 0:38:32.520 --> 0:38:34.480 to get some skirt, he just goes can I go 0:38:34.560 --> 0:38:35.040 back to work? 0:38:35.160 --> 0:38:37.640 He'd rather be in that soundproof booth alone. 0:38:38.120 --> 0:38:38.800 I agree with you. 0:38:38.920 --> 0:38:40.840 There, I do agree. 0:38:43.280 --> 0:38:43.880 I'll tell you what. 0:38:44.600 --> 0:38:46.200 Yeah, tell me what it's just been. 0:38:46.320 --> 0:38:48.239 It's been a wild show. It's been a very fun show. 0:38:49.080 --> 0:38:51.120 I am feeling you know how, I feel really good. 0:38:51.280 --> 0:38:54.320 I'll tell you why. I Contender radio and I felt it. 0:38:54.600 --> 0:38:57.000 He was good bye. He's very nice. That opener is great. 0:38:57.239 --> 0:38:58.239 First time I met him. 0:38:58.320 --> 0:39:02.399 So I'm walking in there was the first time you'd 0:39:02.440 --> 0:39:02.759 met him? 0:39:02.840 --> 0:39:04.640 Yep, real, that's even better. 0:39:05.000 --> 0:39:05.840 He's very sweet. 0:39:06.239 --> 0:39:08.200 He said that I can go in there anytime I 0:39:08.360 --> 0:39:08.960 need to vent. 0:39:09.280 --> 0:39:11.560 So that's we heard it, Jenna, we were listening. 0:39:11.719 --> 0:39:12.440 Yeah, don't forget that. 0:39:13.080 --> 0:39:15.319 Everything you played it very good, well done. 0:39:15.760 --> 0:39:18.680 I don't trust people to use air pods, and now 0:39:18.920 --> 0:39:20.600 I have every reason not to trust them as well. 0:39:20.719 --> 0:39:21.759 Yeah, it's a sign of wealth. 0:39:21.760 --> 0:39:22.839 I already didn't trust them. 0:39:23.120 --> 0:39:25.239 It's a sign of wealth. And apparently on Twitter being gay, 0:39:25.360 --> 0:39:26.640 apparently gay's love them. 0:39:27.400 --> 0:39:30.080 Why, I don't know anyway, Sorry, what were you going 0:39:30.120 --> 0:39:31.680 to say? What you said? It's a great day, this 0:39:31.719 --> 0:39:32.160 is a great time. 0:39:32.160 --> 0:39:35.439 I'm feeling good because I am drinking water, lemon water. 0:39:35.960 --> 0:39:37.960 And I know now I sound like is it just 0:39:38.080 --> 0:39:40.200 me the one with that that the girl who does 0:39:40.280 --> 0:39:43.120 the wellness Is It Just Me? Podcast? Jenny You won't here, 0:39:43.160 --> 0:39:46.000 but she does a wellness show ord Is It Just Me? 0:39:46.480 --> 0:39:49.320 It's very deep, actually a very different angle to what 0:39:49.440 --> 0:39:49.680 we have. 0:39:49.880 --> 0:39:51.759 Yeah, this is one of her tips. Actually still have it. 0:39:51.840 --> 0:39:54.360 I think this is one of her tips from the 0:39:54.440 --> 0:39:58.240 previous weeks. And it's been destroyed. 0:39:58.680 --> 0:40:00.400 What do you mean it's been destroyed? Who story. 0:40:02.440 --> 0:40:07.000 Talk to yourself? I know it sounds bananas whatever, Who 0:40:07.040 --> 0:40:10.080 cares if it does? I know, but it's one incredibly 0:40:10.160 --> 0:40:12.840 effective way to figure out exactly what's going on on 0:40:13.000 --> 0:40:15.160 the inside of you. So I'm gonna take a leaf 0:40:15.160 --> 0:40:17.319 out of her book give her a five star rating, please. 0:40:17.840 --> 0:40:20.600 And I'm drinking lemon water partly because my partner's mum 0:40:21.480 --> 0:40:23.480 claims that I have made my partner put on a 0:40:23.480 --> 0:40:27.719 whole bunch of weight because I'm a bigger person. So well, 0:40:27.800 --> 0:40:30.200 I mean, what's the nickname you've given me, Madam fat? 0:40:31.120 --> 0:40:34.040 You can see why I have that complaint. I'm drinking 0:40:34.120 --> 0:40:36.120 more water with lemon because today she said, well the 0:40:36.120 --> 0:40:38.120 other day, but a week ago she was like, Hayden's 0:40:38.120 --> 0:40:40.279 put on so much weight since he's been with you, 0:40:40.560 --> 0:40:44.120 And I was like, shit, he has actually he hasn't. 0:40:45.200 --> 0:40:47.200 I love the backtracking then, because I just realized that 0:40:47.200 --> 0:40:49.120 he could listen to it. He has. No, he hasn't, Babe, 0:40:49.120 --> 0:40:49.640 you look fine. 0:40:49.719 --> 0:40:52.200 He actually hasn't. But that's what the current talk of 0:40:52.239 --> 0:40:52.680 the house is. 0:40:52.800 --> 0:40:55.160 What about you? Have you retained, have you gained? 0:40:55.239 --> 0:40:55.960 Or just been. 0:40:57.520 --> 0:40:57.600 Yo? 0:40:57.680 --> 0:40:59.279 Yo, I'm like aj Rochester. You know what I mean. 0:40:59.280 --> 0:41:00.719 I'm good, I'm madam, but I'm bad that I'm dead. 0:41:02.800 --> 0:41:03.520 She fluctuates. 0:41:03.520 --> 0:41:04.920 There's no drones in my backyard. 0:41:05.080 --> 0:41:06.920 No, but she's always said that she fluctuates, and I 0:41:07.080 --> 0:41:07.799 like her for that reason. 0:41:08.440 --> 0:41:09.799 I suctuate all the time. 0:41:09.920 --> 0:41:11.719 But no, I see where you're coming from. I'm not. 0:41:11.840 --> 0:41:13.840 I'm not in a relationship per se, but like like 0:41:13.880 --> 0:41:15.839 I'm seeing someone at the moment. And it's so easy 0:41:15.920 --> 0:41:18.080 just to be like, oh, let's just get menu log 0:41:18.160 --> 0:41:19.200 whatever all the time. 0:41:19.320 --> 0:41:21.520 And I finished work at midnight, I get home by 0:41:21.560 --> 0:41:24.759 twelve thirty, and I'm dinner at eight o'clock. Some like 0:41:24.920 --> 0:41:27.200 starving by that time, Like one, I am, I should 0:41:27.200 --> 0:41:28.719 be going to sleep. My body's like, hold on, you 0:41:28.719 --> 0:41:31.520 should have another meal. So I eat stuff and eat shit. 0:41:31.800 --> 0:41:33.960 So that's why I've gained weight. The only reason that 0:41:34.120 --> 0:41:35.520 I don't think I've got a thyroid. 0:41:35.600 --> 0:41:37.080 So what do you two do together? 0:41:37.600 --> 0:41:39.759 What do you mean? I mean? 0:41:40.440 --> 0:41:45.279 I meant eating? Oh also that could be what's why? 0:41:45.480 --> 0:41:46.040 Let's be red? 0:41:46.080 --> 0:41:46.640 What do you guys? 0:41:47.480 --> 0:41:49.600 There's no way I can say this without it sounding dirty, 0:41:49.640 --> 0:41:51.040 So I'm just gonna get the dirty thing out of the. 0:41:51.040 --> 0:41:55.200 Way, apart from fucking what do you do when you're 0:41:55.200 --> 0:41:56.200 hanging out the head of Twitter? 0:41:56.239 --> 0:41:58.760 He says, please don't sweet on the podcast? 0:41:59.560 --> 0:41:59.920 What do we do? 0:42:00.440 --> 0:42:00.879 We eat? 0:42:01.080 --> 0:42:03.759 We watch a lot of netliks and TV, a lot 0:42:03.800 --> 0:42:05.360 of Uber eats, a lot of snacks. Who a lot 0:42:05.400 --> 0:42:07.960 of snacks is a little thing. Let's get snacks and 0:42:08.080 --> 0:42:09.040 we get a lot of snacks. 0:42:09.080 --> 0:42:12.680 That's not just your thing. Everyone snacks, idiot, Let's do 0:42:12.760 --> 0:42:13.280 a quick. 0:42:13.160 --> 0:42:18.040 Snappole who snacks? Results are in eighty percent of people. 0:42:18.040 --> 0:42:19.080 You're right, Mitch, no one. 0:42:20.320 --> 0:42:21.319 The show's not lying. 0:42:21.400 --> 0:42:23.799 My snack's done in the microwave? Was a pops another 0:42:23.800 --> 0:42:26.279 one to there's two microwaves right next to each other. 0:42:26.360 --> 0:42:28.120 It's impossible to have a conversation with him. 0:42:28.320 --> 0:42:32.120 Wrong, but feel free to call it anytime. On thirteen 0:42:32.200 --> 0:42:36.560 nine six six four hater two one one four three sick. 0:42:36.719 --> 0:42:39.120 Just Hayden think he's put on weight? How does he 0:42:39.160 --> 0:42:39.400 feel like? 0:42:39.480 --> 0:42:40.600 He complains all the time, It's like none of my 0:42:40.680 --> 0:42:42.440 clothes fit. I'm like, that's weird. The must have shrunk. 0:42:44.400 --> 0:42:46.560 Okay, are you gonna take ownership of this? 0:42:48.080 --> 0:42:50.439 It's completely my fault. I mean I own it because 0:42:50.440 --> 0:42:52.279 I'm a big eater and I I'm one of those 0:42:52.280 --> 0:42:55.120 people that and I've always said this, once you're fat, 0:42:55.600 --> 0:42:57.560 people don't notice. They're just like, you're always fat, you 0:42:57.560 --> 0:42:59.080 know what I mean. But if you're skinny and you 0:42:59.120 --> 0:43:01.439 put on weight, it's like they've gained weight. But I'm 0:43:01.480 --> 0:43:04.000 always constantly in the ballpark of God is big, you 0:43:04.040 --> 0:43:06.480 know what I mean, So no one notices it on me. 0:43:06.600 --> 0:43:08.279 So I can gain ten kilos and you'd be like 0:43:08.680 --> 0:43:10.640 a little bit of extra chin, But he'll gain three 0:43:10.680 --> 0:43:11.920 and you notice it, so he's noticed it. 0:43:12.280 --> 0:43:14.440 It's true. I wasn't exactly small as a teenager. 0:43:14.520 --> 0:43:17.759 I was tabby as hey, and it's like, once you're 0:43:18.320 --> 0:43:21.200 not in the chubby category anymore, you're suddenly like in 0:43:21.280 --> 0:43:22.120 a different Yeah. 0:43:22.320 --> 0:43:23.440 Well that's how I thought about it. 0:43:23.400 --> 0:43:25.680 Which I now realize is a little bit toxic and whatever, 0:43:26.080 --> 0:43:27.880 because I like having a little. 0:43:27.680 --> 0:43:31.400 Bit of squitch me too. I don't want anyone like 0:43:31.560 --> 0:43:32.840 I I'm. 0:43:32.680 --> 0:43:34.080 One of those people that, like you look at them 0:43:34.080 --> 0:43:35.720 with clothes on it, it's like, oh, yeah, you're probably 0:43:35.719 --> 0:43:38.560 a little bit like you look lean, yes, but if. 0:43:38.520 --> 0:43:40.839 You actually physically grabbed my fat, it's like, oh my god. 0:43:40.760 --> 0:43:45.520 You're still swishy, even though you're small, You're still like really, 0:43:45.640 --> 0:43:46.400 you know, you know what I mean. 0:43:46.880 --> 0:43:49.480 So I'm just but I like that in other people. 0:43:50.000 --> 0:43:54.000 You said to me in the past, you like dad bods? Yeah, dude, Jenna, 0:43:54.000 --> 0:43:55.879 did you like dad bods or just bods that look 0:43:55.960 --> 0:43:56.800 like adult bods? 0:44:00.280 --> 0:44:00.520 Mind? 0:44:00.719 --> 0:44:02.600 Yeah, I just look at people like, you know, Zach 0:44:02.640 --> 0:44:03.760 Evron and go boring. 0:44:04.360 --> 0:44:11.240 Same. Yeah, you know, you know how I love Jennifer Aniston. Beautiful? Okay, cool, 0:44:13.840 --> 0:44:16.520 that's her tweeting me. Now, should I joined Instagram? We 0:44:16.719 --> 0:44:17.040 get it? 0:44:18.680 --> 0:44:21.360 Yeah, God, she joined Instagram. But did you see that 0:44:21.440 --> 0:44:23.600 everyone is saying her first ever photo? It looks like 0:44:23.680 --> 0:44:25.600 her and the cast of friends are snorting up. 0:44:25.800 --> 0:44:27.160 Yeah, but it was just a reflection. 0:44:27.480 --> 0:44:28.799 No, it's her phone case. 0:44:28.920 --> 0:44:31.319 I did a bit of a phone case that looks 0:44:31.360 --> 0:44:32.719 like they've got lines of cocaine. 0:44:33.600 --> 0:44:34.399 It's too hot. 0:44:34.600 --> 0:44:34.920 Literally. 0:44:34.960 --> 0:44:37.399 There's this photo on Jennifer Anderson's Instagram because she wasn't 0:44:37.400 --> 0:44:41.160 on Instagram until like last week. She joined Broke Records 0:44:41.200 --> 0:44:42.839 to be in like the She got to like five 0:44:42.880 --> 0:44:44.880 million followers in the first day or something, and the 0:44:44.960 --> 0:44:48.600 first photo she posted was her hanging out with the 0:44:48.680 --> 0:44:51.239 other cast members of Friends, and on her phone case 0:44:51.560 --> 0:44:53.360 is like these little white lines. They look like powder, 0:44:53.400 --> 0:44:55.320 and we're like, oh, they're gonna snort up after this selfie. 0:44:55.400 --> 0:44:59.239 And also very close to not Matt a blank, who 0:44:59.320 --> 0:45:02.960 is the other one you're telling the story, the one 0:45:02.960 --> 0:45:07.680 who's got the drug addiction, Perry, Matt Perry, very close 0:45:07.719 --> 0:45:08.319 to his nose. 0:45:09.640 --> 0:45:09.880 It is. 0:45:10.080 --> 0:45:13.640 Look at the gether photo right now, he's leaning in 0:45:14.040 --> 0:45:15.759 and it is so close to his nose, and I'm like, 0:45:15.920 --> 0:45:18.040 that's unfortunate because he's the one with the allegations. 0:45:18.080 --> 0:45:21.200 And so she claiming that it's a phone case. 0:45:21.560 --> 0:45:23.040 No comment has been made. 0:45:23.080 --> 0:45:25.200 But where did you get that ship from? Jenner? 0:45:25.840 --> 0:45:27.120 I'll get the receipt, please do. 0:45:27.280 --> 0:45:29.120 God, we're going to have him by next episode. 0:45:30.120 --> 0:45:31.839 The spy sir hoping by the end of this line. 0:45:31.840 --> 0:45:33.839 I'm not that interested. I'm not going to wait a week. 0:45:34.040 --> 0:45:36.240 The Spice Girls did this too. Remember when they announced 0:45:36.239 --> 0:45:38.279 their reunion there was a photo in the background with 0:45:38.719 --> 0:45:40.840 Actually I think it looked a lot more like cocaine. 0:45:41.360 --> 0:45:44.520 You get that one up too. Here we go. 0:45:44.960 --> 0:45:45.520 I found it. 0:45:47.480 --> 0:45:49.759 Oh, I see his nose is too hot. 0:45:51.600 --> 0:45:52.359 Love is love. 0:45:52.480 --> 0:45:54.200 It's a great Kindly Midoaks song. Too hard. 0:45:54.239 --> 0:45:56.120 Oh, look at our god bless That's what I love. 0:45:56.560 --> 0:45:58.800 I love Jen. She's just so down to earth and 0:45:59.120 --> 0:46:00.000 very funny. You know what I mean? 0:46:02.080 --> 0:46:03.680 Yeah? Have you met? 0:46:04.880 --> 0:46:04.920 No? 0:46:05.800 --> 0:46:11.160 No, I happened, definitely, haven't. Just a reminder final lines 0:46:11.160 --> 0:46:13.319 I open one eight hundred and six six nine four 0:46:13.320 --> 0:46:15.520 four three two nine six four six. 0:46:15.520 --> 0:46:19.160 Eight eight two Does it change every time. 0:46:19.040 --> 0:46:21.600 Every day because we don't pay for it. 0:46:22.200 --> 0:46:23.960 It's like your thing where you can make up suburb 0:46:24.040 --> 0:46:25.520 nanes on the spot that sound convincing. 0:46:25.560 --> 0:46:26.839 You can make up hotlines. 0:46:27.760 --> 0:46:35.080 Coonel blander Bush, let me google that. There's the area 0:46:35.120 --> 0:46:38.080 code for kuone blander Bush. Hold on, we're calling it 0:46:38.120 --> 0:46:40.719 to Coonel blander Bush. We're live in Kune blander Bush. 0:46:40.760 --> 0:46:42.520 Let's see whats happening. Maybe a local fair or a 0:46:42.719 --> 0:46:44.080 council or a children's show. 0:46:45.320 --> 0:46:48.080 You're confused. The fair is happening in the neighboring town. 0:46:48.000 --> 0:46:52.480 Of Brenda Barrel Dade, and I remember we have five seconds, 0:46:52.600 --> 0:46:54.640 and this is one of my favorite country towns. 0:46:56.200 --> 0:46:56.799 Commercial music. 0:46:56.840 --> 0:46:57.800 You five seconds? 0:46:58.440 --> 0:46:59.560 No, I don't even want to risk it. 0:46:59.680 --> 0:47:02.280 Can be that snap game. Well, I play five seconds, 0:47:02.480 --> 0:47:03.400 You've got to justify it. 0:47:04.120 --> 0:47:05.719 No one knows what the snap game is because I 0:47:05.760 --> 0:47:08.520 crop it out every time because I'm not risking it. Really, 0:47:09.120 --> 0:47:11.120 every I'm not kidding, what is this episode? 0:47:11.200 --> 0:47:11.439 Five? 0:47:11.880 --> 0:47:12.080 Five? 0:47:12.400 --> 0:47:13.680 Every ady d brief we do? 0:47:13.840 --> 0:47:16.200 Mitch tries to make us do this game because there's 0:47:16.280 --> 0:47:20.320 really strict copyright laws around commercial music on podcasts. Apparently 0:47:20.320 --> 0:47:22.440 you're not allowed to play more than five seconds unless 0:47:22.440 --> 0:47:25.120 it's in the context of like that's what the show's for, 0:47:25.360 --> 0:47:27.200 Like you're doing a music update show, like. 0:47:27.200 --> 0:47:29.440 Oh, this song's at number one on the charts. Here 0:47:29.480 --> 0:47:31.000 it is, and you're only allowed to play five seconds. 0:47:31.080 --> 0:47:32.719 You're telling me every time I've done this, which is 0:47:32.760 --> 0:47:34.800 probably three at this point, you've cut it and no 0:47:34.840 --> 0:47:35.480 one's ever heard it. 0:47:35.719 --> 0:47:38.799 No one's ever heard it, because what's it's a shit game. 0:47:39.360 --> 0:47:42.239 It either you win or you get soon like that, 0:47:42.680 --> 0:47:44.160 they're not the date it's funny. 0:47:44.239 --> 0:47:45.960 So my game is you have to you can only 0:47:45.960 --> 0:47:47.960 play five seconds of a song. We have to justifiably 0:47:48.040 --> 0:47:50.760 be playing it. So I play five. I'm just setting 0:47:50.760 --> 0:47:52.040 the set up. I'm not going to do it, and 0:47:52.120 --> 0:47:56.239 the person after I Mitchell Jenna, has to justify while 0:47:56.239 --> 0:47:56.719 we're playing it. 0:47:56.800 --> 0:47:58.080 I'm not going to do It's all good and I'm 0:47:58.080 --> 0:47:58.440 not doing it. 0:47:58.520 --> 0:47:59.759 I won't do it. Would you cut it if I 0:47:59.800 --> 0:47:59.960 did it? 0:48:00.239 --> 0:48:06.399 Yes, So don't do it. Don't. 0:48:10.600 --> 0:48:14.280 The game's over. Sorry I did Fine, it's out, don't 0:48:15.560 --> 0:48:23.879 it's out a crossing to twistled and going a live 0:48:23.920 --> 0:48:27.719 in Twistlan. What's happening? I'm just googled. They've got the 0:48:27.760 --> 0:48:32.480 annual Halloween festival and that might be it's a local 0:48:32.560 --> 0:48:37.080 dog killing a child. That's more just killed the dog? 0:48:37.239 --> 0:48:39.040 Do you have pets? Min, because you don't have much 0:48:39.040 --> 0:48:40.120 empathy towards animal. 0:48:41.480 --> 0:48:44.200 Little kvoodle named Hamish, named after Hamish and Andy. And 0:48:44.280 --> 0:48:47.560 when I met Hamish Blake, I told him and he said, well, 0:48:47.719 --> 0:48:48.880 get a cat and name it Andy. 0:48:48.960 --> 0:48:50.800 Because back in episode two or three, one or the 0:48:50.840 --> 0:48:52.960 other you did this bit where you went rogue on 0:48:52.960 --> 0:48:55.719 the sound effects again and you killed several animals who 0:48:55.760 --> 0:48:57.759 were the bogan Gate mayor. That was a that was 0:48:57.840 --> 0:49:01.360 apparently you decided that my hometown is run by like 0:49:01.680 --> 0:49:04.400 livestock and you killed cows using the gunsander. 0:49:04.400 --> 0:49:05.000 It's very weird. 0:49:05.120 --> 0:49:06.600 And then today you try to make me call this 0:49:06.760 --> 0:49:10.959 missing Budgy, but Budgy's owner. And now you've just shot 0:49:11.000 --> 0:49:12.800 a dog again. Well, I had a dog moiling a 0:49:12.880 --> 0:49:13.759 child and then you shot the door. 0:49:13.800 --> 0:49:16.520 But they're not real. I'm not mental. It's because I've 0:49:16.560 --> 0:49:18.719 got this soundboard here with thirty sound effects and I 0:49:18.880 --> 0:49:21.520 only have that set amount so for the rest of 0:49:21.560 --> 0:49:21.919 the history. 0:49:22.040 --> 0:49:24.960 But you delete all the animals and the guns, and 0:49:25.040 --> 0:49:25.799 then that won't be. 0:49:26.000 --> 0:49:27.800 Your go to Okay, well i'll do this. 0:49:27.920 --> 0:49:30.720 Then this is what you want, Jenna? 0:49:30.800 --> 0:49:33.279 Do you Are you able to concede now that this 0:49:33.800 --> 0:49:36.280 was not okay, this Budgy thing, it was never okay. 0:49:36.400 --> 0:49:38.480 It was a test because he's blaming you. 0:49:38.960 --> 0:49:40.560 Oh that's funny. 0:49:40.760 --> 0:49:42.480 I'm not blaming you, but I've changed your sound off 0:49:42.520 --> 0:49:43.320 it no dogs anymore. 0:49:43.560 --> 0:49:45.360 No, I want to know about this. Whose idea was 0:49:45.400 --> 0:49:46.640 the Budgy thing? It was not my. 0:49:46.800 --> 0:49:47.719 I have other ones. 0:49:48.120 --> 0:49:50.040 Okay, good, we have other ones that we haven't prepped. 0:49:50.040 --> 0:49:50.520 That's why we could. 0:49:50.640 --> 0:49:51.879 Oh, are you're changing into we now. 0:49:52.880 --> 0:49:55.239 The budgy one? It wasn't. I actually didn't go out 0:49:55.280 --> 0:49:56.480 of my way to choose the budgy one. I went 0:49:56.520 --> 0:49:58.160 onto gum Tree and that came up, so I thought 0:49:58.200 --> 0:49:59.560 we'll do that. I just put out a whole bunch 0:49:59.600 --> 0:50:01.399 and that was the first one. So I'm so sorry. 0:50:01.480 --> 0:50:02.920 I really hope she finds that budgy. 0:50:03.000 --> 0:50:04.880 I mean too genuinely. So I've got rid of the 0:50:04.880 --> 0:50:06.520 dog's out effect? Haveve replaced it? You don't want me 0:50:07.160 --> 0:50:10.560 to replace? Well, that's what you want to know. 0:50:13.400 --> 0:50:14.880 Is it bad that when I think about which one 0:50:14.960 --> 0:50:16.640 makes me sad? Are killing a dog or killing it? 0:50:18.400 --> 0:50:18.600 Oh? 0:50:18.760 --> 0:50:18.920 God? 0:50:19.120 --> 0:50:19.719 The answer themes? 0:50:20.360 --> 0:50:22.480 That's all that. That goes for a minute and three seconds. 0:50:22.920 --> 0:50:24.840 Let's play it and skip to thirty and see what's happening. 0:50:27.040 --> 0:50:28.120 God, who needs that much? 0:50:28.160 --> 0:50:37.960 Baby cry happy? Now it's awful. It's very excited to 0:50:38.000 --> 0:50:41.840 be to episode five. Why is that just because I'm 0:50:41.840 --> 0:50:43.880 surprised you made it and I think we have a 0:50:44.000 --> 0:50:45.000 massive fan base now. 0:50:46.719 --> 0:50:47.640 No, we've done pretty well. 0:50:47.680 --> 0:50:49.280 I gotta say, was that was it your grenda? 0:50:49.840 --> 0:50:52.960 No, it's not my That sounds like I actually had 0:50:53.000 --> 0:50:55.719 a This is a reminder to go and pick up 0:50:55.760 --> 0:50:59.320 my my pants that are being altered, being hemmed the 0:51:00.000 --> 0:51:01.000 shoppings and across the road. 0:51:01.239 --> 0:51:03.000 Is that at the bottom when they take the bottom up. 0:51:03.800 --> 0:51:05.880 Yeah, I haven't had to do that since I was 0:51:06.000 --> 0:51:08.600 like in year eight. Really yeah, I don't know why 0:51:08.680 --> 0:51:10.200 these pants were just fucking long. 0:51:10.600 --> 0:51:11.200 No, I had to do it. 0:51:11.360 --> 0:51:11.520 I was. 0:51:11.680 --> 0:51:14.160 I was thirty eight waists by ye six, so the 0:51:14.280 --> 0:51:16.520 legs were really long on all of them because they 0:51:16.560 --> 0:51:18.759 assume you're a forty five year old man, but you're 0:51:18.760 --> 0:51:21.680 actually a child with a big waist and short was Oh, 0:51:21.800 --> 0:51:23.319 I think I was a thirty. I was a thirty 0:51:23.360 --> 0:51:25.360 six in my year six form. I remember it vividly 0:51:25.520 --> 0:51:26.120 six and the six. 0:51:26.239 --> 0:51:27.359 I was thirty six at one point. 0:51:29.040 --> 0:51:31.439 I'm a thirty eight now I was. Sometimes I'm a forty. 0:51:31.480 --> 0:51:32.920 You don't have to go to Johnny big Ones. And 0:51:33.000 --> 0:51:34.800 now they always call me and they're like, welcome to 0:51:34.880 --> 0:51:39.480 Johnny big Man, Mitch, how I am good. It's it's 0:51:39.520 --> 0:51:42.040 like three XL to ten excel. 0:51:42.560 --> 0:51:43.880 Oh okay, it's. 0:51:43.760 --> 0:51:47.280 Got a new model as well, which got the PR 0:51:47.440 --> 0:51:48.160 release from them. 0:51:48.400 --> 0:51:50.719 How convenient is it actually Yes? 0:51:51.400 --> 0:51:51.800 Who is it? 0:51:52.560 --> 0:51:57.440 Jason Owen, former X Factor star, palsmach near Double that's 0:51:57.440 --> 0:51:57.960 where he's from. 0:51:58.040 --> 0:52:01.120 Yes, what I mean one of my owl this country boy, 0:52:01.320 --> 0:52:04.279 I don't know everyone in the country. He's Johnny Big, 0:52:04.560 --> 0:52:05.920 large size clothing. 0:52:06.120 --> 0:52:07.000 Yeah, give them a plug. 0:52:07.560 --> 0:52:08.960 I'm not giving it a plug. I just want to 0:52:09.000 --> 0:52:11.279 look into this. These models aren't even that fat. 0:52:12.200 --> 0:52:13.200 Don't say the F word. 0:52:13.960 --> 0:52:17.320 What I didn't say fag? 0:52:19.280 --> 0:52:20.520 What? Hold on? 0:52:21.080 --> 0:52:23.719 Rewind this? I didn't say that. 0:52:24.560 --> 0:52:26.359 Its very breathing. So it sounded like you, like you said, 0:52:27.080 --> 0:52:28.560 why would I call them? 0:52:29.640 --> 0:52:32.480 That's ridiculous. Oh that's Johnny Big official. 0:52:33.880 --> 0:52:35.400 So anyway, you go to Johnny Big. 0:52:35.640 --> 0:52:37.960 Johnny Big and I go there once and one of 0:52:38.000 --> 0:52:40.440 them goes, I recognize your voice, and here we go 0:52:40.840 --> 0:52:41.960 kiss fans No? 0:52:42.239 --> 0:52:42.960 Is it just me? Fans? 0:52:43.320 --> 0:52:43.759 Just no? 0:52:43.840 --> 0:52:47.560 They heard me on kiss You're the cash cock. And 0:52:47.719 --> 0:52:50.120 then we were talking, talking, talking, and she's like, we 0:52:50.200 --> 0:52:52.880 could put you up as an ambassador as genuine and 0:52:53.000 --> 0:52:56.920 I was like, oh, I don't think. I don't exactly 0:52:57.000 --> 0:52:59.920 think that's my brand. And then she's like, we'll send you. 0:53:01.160 --> 0:53:03.200 You're literally in the store, and then saying to their 0:53:03.200 --> 0:53:05.000 face this place is not on brand for me, but 0:53:05.040 --> 0:53:05.680 I shop. 0:53:05.520 --> 0:53:07.279 At McDonald's a lot. I don't exactly want to be 0:53:07.360 --> 0:53:07.880 the face of it. 0:53:08.080 --> 0:53:08.320 Why not? 0:53:08.520 --> 0:53:10.400 They would have so much cash, They would have a 0:53:10.480 --> 0:53:12.360 lot of cash because there's a lot of people. I 0:53:12.400 --> 0:53:14.439 said fat with the tea there, and I just didn't 0:53:14.440 --> 0:53:15.560 want to do it. I want it to be aligned 0:53:15.600 --> 0:53:19.520 with who I am. Anyway, I've been back or maybe one. 0:53:19.520 --> 0:53:21.920 Sorry, I don't want to get bogged down on this, 0:53:22.040 --> 0:53:23.920 but I don't understand how it's not aligned with who 0:53:23.960 --> 0:53:28.680 you are. It's a shop for people that need large clothing, but. 0:53:28.680 --> 0:53:30.120 I don't want to be synonymous with that, you know 0:53:30.160 --> 0:53:30.520 what I mean. 0:53:31.160 --> 0:53:33.200 We're talking about it now, Jenna. 0:53:33.239 --> 0:53:35.160 Can you crop this audio and send it to what 0:53:35.320 --> 0:53:37.640 is it called again, Johnny Big, and they'll send us 0:53:37.680 --> 0:53:38.399 some free ship. 0:53:38.800 --> 0:53:40.920 Of course I'll send it as well. 0:53:41.120 --> 0:53:41.279 Oh. 0:53:41.440 --> 0:53:43.920 I love those. I would happily be the face of those. 0:53:45.040 --> 0:53:48.520 It's good you know that my mindy grub shorts were 0:53:48.719 --> 0:53:51.439 from Lows. They were like kids school shorts, really yeah, 0:53:51.480 --> 0:53:53.600 because yeah, they. 0:53:53.520 --> 0:53:55.239 Were meant to be really small and tight, and nothing 0:53:55.280 --> 0:53:58.279 in the men's section anywhere was any good. They're all 0:53:58.400 --> 0:54:01.120 denim and cargo and stay and foul. 0:54:01.239 --> 0:54:02.759 What did you wear? I can't remember. 0:54:03.719 --> 0:54:06.200 Really short type black shorts and I can't I can't 0:54:06.640 --> 0:54:08.680 make it even shorter. And there was that frayed look 0:54:09.480 --> 0:54:13.640 and yeah, they're actually school kids short from bloody Low. 0:54:13.880 --> 0:54:16.319 I also had to cut my monogra outfit too, because 0:54:16.320 --> 0:54:18.359 I was there for work, because I was dressed as 0:54:18.360 --> 0:54:23.080 a sequined chicken and the suit, no jobs, suit weighed 0:54:23.200 --> 0:54:26.120 eighteen kilos, No lie, and what. 0:54:26.120 --> 0:54:27.560 They had to For anyone who doesn't know what the 0:54:27.640 --> 0:54:30.239 cash Coock is, it's the Kiss FM mascot essentially, and 0:54:30.320 --> 0:54:31.640 Mitch that's how he got his start. 0:54:31.680 --> 0:54:33.680 He's now on air at Kiss, but he's still the mascot. 0:54:33.760 --> 0:54:36.840 I'm still the cash shed that no well, I was 0:54:36.880 --> 0:54:39.319 on air. I started four years ago as cash Cock 0:54:39.360 --> 0:54:41.319 and four years to date it has passed. I did 0:54:41.400 --> 0:54:45.080 Cashcock last week. It doesn't end anyway. It was the 0:54:45.160 --> 0:54:47.160 Cashcock suit, a rooster outfit and it goes down to 0:54:47.239 --> 0:54:51.000 my ankles and to my wrists. So they sequent everything 0:54:51.080 --> 0:54:53.040 and it was eighteen kilos and I get there. I 0:54:53.160 --> 0:54:53.600 remember that. 0:54:53.680 --> 0:54:56.040 And they weren't small sequence, they were like c D 0:54:56.560 --> 0:54:56.879 they were. 0:54:57.680 --> 0:55:00.239 They were like LP vinyls. Yeah, and they were thick 0:55:00.280 --> 0:55:02.680 and they were reflective, like the who's that fish? The 0:55:02.760 --> 0:55:04.399 one the rainbow fish? They had the scale and film 0:55:06.080 --> 0:55:07.120 like it's friends, it's the. 0:55:07.160 --> 0:55:09.160 Rainblow fish, Who's the rainbow fish? 0:55:10.640 --> 0:55:11.280 Who's Obama? 0:55:12.440 --> 0:55:13.520 Who's that Shrek. 0:55:15.320 --> 0:55:16.080 Rainbow fish? 0:55:16.120 --> 0:55:16.879 Answers in the question. 0:55:17.320 --> 0:55:19.440 Anyway, there were massive scales and I get there and 0:55:19.480 --> 0:55:20.719 I got I can't do this because it was like 0:55:20.840 --> 0:55:23.120 really hot to anyone's breathing on each other, and you know, 0:55:23.200 --> 0:55:25.800 God knows what they've all got. And I had to 0:55:25.840 --> 0:55:27.320 cut the arms off and the legs off, so it 0:55:27.440 --> 0:55:29.439 was like a one piece swimsuit made. 0:55:29.400 --> 0:55:33.200 Up again with the animal cruelty and legs don't. 0:55:33.040 --> 0:55:36.160 Connect it there. I think we should end this lovely 0:55:36.280 --> 0:55:39.960 not I would never do that. It's been a pleasure. 0:55:40.040 --> 0:55:41.840 It's been fun. Next week, I don't really know what 0:55:41.880 --> 0:55:42.880 we've got on. We'll talk of it. 0:55:44.840 --> 0:55:48.959 Yeah, good idea. 0:55:50.120 --> 0:55:51.680 We are? Is it just me a secret? 0:55:51.719 --> 0:55:51.919 Sound? 0:55:51.960 --> 0:55:52.239 What's this? 0:55:54.160 --> 0:55:57.239 One more time? One more time? 0:55:58.920 --> 0:56:00.239 Can we get that one more time? 0:56:00.360 --> 0:56:05.480 We sure can wrong one back next week? 0:56:06.040 --> 0:56:06.319 All right? 0:56:06.400 --> 0:56:08.719 That wraps up another eighty d reef where we just 0:56:08.880 --> 0:56:12.400 go a whole That was I would say that was 0:56:12.640 --> 0:56:13.600 the weirdest that one. 0:56:13.680 --> 0:56:14.279 Should we cut it? 0:56:15.160 --> 0:56:15.719 Nah? I don't know. 0:56:16.280 --> 0:56:18.600 Apart from when you breach copyright laws, I don't edit, 0:56:19.000 --> 0:56:21.560 you actually cut them. I have done every time. 0:56:21.680 --> 0:56:24.840 People are gonna love in a year's time when they go, 0:56:25.320 --> 0:56:26.880 we've never heard this segment, and they're gonna want to 0:56:26.920 --> 0:56:28.520 run it. They're gonna want to hear it. They're gonna 0:56:28.520 --> 0:56:29.640 want to hear it. What I should say? 0:56:30.640 --> 0:56:31.120 No, they're not. 0:56:32.800 --> 0:56:34.480 Just mounbow today and she really wanted to hear it. 0:56:35.120 --> 0:56:38.160 Yeah, but it's breaching laws. No one watches the news 0:56:38.239 --> 0:56:40.000 and sees a murder and goes, I want to do that. 0:56:40.960 --> 0:56:42.319 There's nothing tempting about that segment. 0:56:42.360 --> 0:56:43.520 That's not what It's too risky. 0:56:44.000 --> 0:56:46.239 That's not what I said. Don't forget to leave a 0:56:46.280 --> 0:56:49.400 review five stars. If you're feeling lucky, you. 0:56:49.360 --> 0:56:51.600 Should write one as well. Actually, because you can put 0:56:51.640 --> 0:56:53.799 the five stars without commenting, but we like to read them. 0:56:54.440 --> 0:56:56.080 If you've gotten this fart, why don't you leave us 0:56:56.080 --> 0:56:58.400 a review and gribe turn up? Let's tee you what 0:57:00.080 --> 0:57:03.120 mocking me? Why don't you write a review and write 0:57:03.640 --> 0:57:06.240 what you think I should replace the crying sound effect 0:57:06.280 --> 0:57:07.600 with the next week we'll have it, I'll have it. 0:57:07.640 --> 0:57:09.080 That's on me enough to prepare that, I'll do it. 0:57:09.560 --> 0:57:11.280 So if you want it to be a frog ribboning, 0:57:11.320 --> 0:57:15.440 that's another animal. Shit, open it up a bottle or 0:57:16.400 --> 0:57:19.400 fire crackling or a horn going off. Write a review. 0:57:19.440 --> 0:57:20.640 I will read them and I will have it, and 0:57:20.720 --> 0:57:22.200 that will be the new weekly sound effect. WI do 0:57:22.240 --> 0:57:22.640 it every week. 0:57:23.920 --> 0:57:28.840 Ah, please die the sound effects in this segment of 0:57:28.880 --> 0:57:29.520 The Bane of My. 0:57:29.640 --> 0:57:32.520 Life really, because I'm pretty sure they're keeping us a float. 0:57:32.640 --> 0:57:35.520 And that's actually our lawyer. She says, guys, you've made Oh, 0:57:35.560 --> 0:57:36.640 you've made nothing. It's a zero. 0:57:39.880 --> 0:57:40.560 Thanks for tweeting. 0:57:40.840 --> 0:57:44.680 She actually said, you're at a loss. Oh I don't 0:57:44.680 --> 0:57:47.040 think you could quit off a Twitter. But she's just done. 0:57:48.160 --> 0:57:54.320 So she's just done. That's another one. That's my lean cuisine. Sorry, 0:57:54.920 --> 0:57:57.080 oh is that funny? Oh shit, I'd be a great 0:57:57.200 --> 0:58:02.160 Johnny Big ambassador. Wuldn't next week? 0:58:02.320 --> 0:58:04.680 Thank you for thank you for listening once again. Guys, 0:58:04.760 --> 0:58:06.680 We'll catch you soon. Bye bye? 0:58:07.520 --> 0:58:11.240 Is it just me? Don't forget to subscribe and leave 0:58:11.280 --> 0:58:13.080 a review on your podcast app