Speaker 1: Good Morning a Christian o'connall show podcast, the third.
Speaker 2: Show us, isn't it?
Speaker 3: I feel like I just got an air for my
Speaker 3: English exam.
Speaker 2: I will always cheat at ouna The Christian o'connall Show
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Speaker 4: Hey, coome morning, it's you stay morning. This is the
Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell Show where I am live from home this morning.
Speaker 4: Jack and Pats are in the studio. I hadn't brought
Speaker 4: you in yet. We're gonna have to get a little
Speaker 4: bit tighter than that. Just calmic karmick karmen three hours
Speaker 4: ahead of me trying to do it blind. Okay, Huggy,
Speaker 4: poor Hugy, right, has that to come in early this morning?
Speaker 4: Because Jack can't be bothered to learn over the last
Speaker 4: three years how the three buttons I use each morning?
Speaker 4: It really is only three buttons, right play and turn
Speaker 4: the microphones on at no moment as he thought, maybe
Speaker 4: I should learn how to do this just so I
Speaker 4: can take control of the show one day for myself.
Speaker 4: So they've had to Huggy, is that to come in
Speaker 4: this morning to sit there listen to us do the
Speaker 4: show just so we can have the show on air.
Speaker 4: The reason why I'm not in the studio with Check
Speaker 4: and Patsy is this is how it is right now, Melbourne.
Speaker 4: Everyone's got to go and get tested. My eldest daughter
Speaker 4: Ruby had a sore throat yesterday, so we all went
Speaker 4: and got tested. And I was queuing like a lot
Speaker 4: of people at the moment for an hour and a half.
Speaker 4: And I'm in my car, I'm warm, I'm okay, and
Speaker 4: I'm saying everyone is working really hard there all over
Speaker 4: Melbourne stretched beyond capacity right now. And it was a
Speaker 4: drive through one which there are loads of thank you
Speaker 4: very much to everyone that's trying to keep the city
Speaker 4: up and running right now again and doing all the testing.
Speaker 4: You know, I can't with that much fun all day
Speaker 4: shoving swabs into Bill's noses and mouths. Where there you go.
Speaker 4: I don't want to be here. There is Dan Andrews.
Speaker 4: This is his Scowmo's fault. That quarantine center. It must
Speaker 4: be a really nice day Monday to Friday, and of
Speaker 4: course Saturday and Sunday as well, all of that, and
Speaker 4: it's cold as well, and they're all just trying to
Speaker 4: do the mess and everyone's doing the contact tracing as well.
Speaker 4: You're invisible we don't see you. But honestly, yesterday I
Speaker 4: was grateful for what you do and I felt sorry
Speaker 4: for you, and I met this lovely woman called Julie.
Speaker 4: Way to you to hear about Julie. So as I
Speaker 4: wind down the window and she's got the old jousting
Speaker 4: stick to show up my giant nose, she goes, Christian.
Speaker 4: I go, Julie, I didn't you do my last one
Speaker 4: another testing place two months ago? She goes, yes, I
Speaker 4: guess it's Julie. Right after I left, someone said, hey,
Speaker 4: do you know that's that's the English guy on the.
Speaker 3: Radio the first time you got the test?
Speaker 4: Yeah, and Julie tuned in the next day of interest.
Speaker 4: This is two months ago. We've won Julie over. She's
Speaker 4: been listening to the show. She was talking about your
Speaker 4: wedding vows yesterday and Julie was just saying, how you
Speaker 4: know it's hard and actually some people I was really
Speaker 4: upset to hear this. Some people are really really rude
Speaker 4: to those people. Now I get why you're your writer
Speaker 4: fell angry. Right now that we're back in this lockdown,
Speaker 4: who we want to be angry at, We're not going
Speaker 4: to waste time on this show. But it is right
Speaker 4: that you have those emotions. I'm angry at the back here.
Speaker 4: We have been let down. But the people that are
Speaker 4: out there trying to do your swabs are not the
Speaker 4: people to be angry with. They're just trying to get
Speaker 4: through the day like you. All right, they are doing
Speaker 4: their best. They're in all that ppe gear and they're
Speaker 4: cold right now, They're really cold. So anyway, as I
Speaker 4: was doing my test and chatting Judy and she was
Speaker 4: shoving it and she was also not a dentisty, but
Speaker 4: they're trying to have a chat with you whilst I've
Speaker 4: got that old jousing stick. I've actually starting to get
Speaker 4: tearsmized now that the pain of it comes back there,
Speaker 4: and she's tickling my brain at one point, I'm sure
Speaker 4: she was trying to wake it up to do the
Speaker 4: show today. I was wondering, right, this is my second test, Patsy.
Speaker 4: How many tests have you had? Yeah, I've had two,
Speaker 4: Jackie boy, what are you sitting on?
Speaker 5: I've just had the one, and I'm even suspicious that
Speaker 5: my one was a real one.
Speaker 4: What do you mean?
Speaker 3: Well, I got their.
Speaker 4: Eyes, It's not that one. Huggies keeps doing sometimes suit.
Speaker 4: Is he why everybody asks to see his papers? I
Speaker 4: don't think that's the JITs.
Speaker 5: Everybody talks about it being painful and uncomfortable. Whereas I
Speaker 5: got just a little cotton bart around the nose and
Speaker 5: I got there at six oh one a shutting.
Speaker 3: I think they might have packed up and just give
Speaker 3: me a fake one.
Speaker 2: I'm sure.
Speaker 3: I didn't.
Speaker 5: They got me to do it myself and it was
Speaker 5: just like a cotton nearbud.
Speaker 4: Don't because len this use this, Neil Mitchell will use
Speaker 4: this as evidence the government lets out again. I wanted
Speaker 4: this morning, who is Melbourne's most tested person? All right?
Speaker 4: Have we got a fiver listening? For example? Who's had
Speaker 4: the most tests? Give us a call this morning if
Speaker 4: you've got anything more than a two. The reserve at
Speaker 4: the moment for COVID test is two with Patsy and
Speaker 4: I give us a call nine one, four three, And
Speaker 4: I mean what I say on behalf of everyone. Thank
Speaker 4: you for everyone is trying to do all these tests
Speaker 4: seven days a week and running all the contact tracing
Speaker 4: as well. We don't see you, but I am really
Speaker 4: grateful for what you're doing.
Speaker 2: A Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Who is Melbourne's most COVID tested person. How many tests
Speaker 4: have you done? Me and Patsy are on two? Thank you, Huggy.
Speaker 4: Hugg he's not how to speak when he presses the buttons. Today,
Speaker 4: I'm doing the show from home when I wait for
Speaker 4: the results of my COVID test. We've given him a bell.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what, ring ding it twice if you're
Speaker 4: happy with that bell.
Speaker 2: Huggy.
Speaker 4: Pavlov's Pavlov's theory in action. All right, let's go to
Speaker 4: the lines. Taylor's on the line. Good morning, Taylor, mornny.
Speaker 6: Guys, I've had five COVID tests, Huggy.
Speaker 4: Listen your back that bell so I've never heard him
Speaker 4: this happy the golden bell, Taylor, how come you've had five?
Speaker 6: I work in childcare so every time I get seeker
Speaker 6: step or whatever.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you got to go and do that. All right,
Speaker 4: good on you. Thanks according in Taylor. Stay safe yea,
Speaker 4: And what about that? Are we going up now? Jeels? Jeels, Johns,
Speaker 4: how many of your hats?
Speaker 6: I've had six Christians?
Speaker 4: Here he goes here he fun no, no, no, So
Speaker 4: how much are you also in your frontline worker? What's
Speaker 4: your story? Jewels?
Speaker 7: Well working healthcare, so I guess exposure risks are a
Speaker 7: little higher.
Speaker 6: That's not always into medic sometimes based into medics. Sorry,
Speaker 6: but anytime there's a little nipple or anything like that,
Speaker 6: they prefers not to be at work, So off.
Speaker 7: We go to a testing station.
Speaker 4: All right, good on you, Julie. Thank you very much,
Speaker 4: and stay safe. That's the cooling mate, Take care. Thanks Allison? Hello,
Speaker 4: how are you?
Speaker 6: I've had ten?
Speaker 4: Oh no, get that, get it dropped? Too many things,
Speaker 4: huggy Jack, get it off him?
Speaker 3: What's bell privileges?
Speaker 4: Oh no, it is on the movie in Alien. Hello,
Speaker 4: Dave Allison? What do you do, my friend that you've
Speaker 4: had ten COVID tests.
Speaker 8: I'm an age care worker and I'm at the point
Speaker 8: where i can just do it myself and.
Speaker 4: Tell me this. Have you been vaccinated yet? Not yet?
Speaker 8: I'm going in this week, right, okay?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Lisha, you guys should have been the first to
Speaker 4: be vaccinated with all the doctors and nurses. But thank
Speaker 4: you very much, Sure that you do take care, stay safe,
Speaker 4: and thank you careful.
Speaker 3: They creture you're walking into three aw territory.
Speaker 5: Much stumbled into age care workers and their vaccination yet but.
Speaker 4: They actually should have been Jack, Barbara, Hello, Babs, how
Speaker 4: many of you hadn't done fifteen?
Speaker 9: Oh my god, go on, Huggy.
Speaker 4: He should have left one last one this as we relaxed.
Speaker 4: And Barbara, what do you do mate?
Speaker 10: I work in age right?
Speaker 4: Fifteen? I mean, are you hardened to it now where
Speaker 4: you just don't even feel anything?
Speaker 8: Pretty much? It just depends on who you get.
Speaker 4: What do you mean, who you get? What you've got,
Speaker 4: like loyalty coins and goes. It's debbiean today.
Speaker 8: Some of them are really gentle and some of them
Speaker 8: feel like they're digging for gold.
Speaker 5: It's like knowing which barista makes the best coffee. It's like, oh,
Speaker 5: I love that guy. I won't go in there today.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we have to chat out. Check out all their
Speaker 4: Yelp reviews of the various COVID testing places. Don't get
Speaker 4: Michael cold Hands? All right, Barbara, stay say thanks for
Speaker 4: what you do. News on the Way, Put the put
Speaker 4: the Dinner away now, Hockey packet away.
Speaker 10: No Christian Hello.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Yesterday, we had a big revelation on the show that
Speaker 4: Jack told us that at his wedding six and a
Speaker 4: half years ago, him and his wife did what many
Speaker 4: people do, and they did their own bespoke vows. Did
Speaker 4: you do this parts or were you like me? You
Speaker 4: did the standard ones that've been around for centuries.
Speaker 11: They work, yes, yes, centuries long, and did not obey
Speaker 11: in mine? I refuse to honor.
Speaker 3: What do you mean, babe?
Speaker 11: You know in the old, in the old sort of ows,
Speaker 11: you had to love, honor and obey. And that's a
Speaker 11: first thing I said to the minister at our first meeting.
Speaker 11: I said, just let's set the record straight. I will
Speaker 11: not be saying obey.
Speaker 3: Is that what the bows used to be used to be?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 4: They did?
Speaker 3: Oh, love honor and obey? Yeah, both sides or just
Speaker 3: the wife both.
Speaker 5: Oh, that's not a misogynistic as the first thought.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I thought you said you did that at
Speaker 4: the altar. You were like the hand went up, like
Speaker 4: whoa vicar? Back up? What was that one there? You know,
Speaker 4: scratched out from the record. There's a stenographer there. I'm
Speaker 4: not agreeing to that one.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So Jack and back It did their own vowels, but
Speaker 4: only Jack did. Jack, why don't you tell them what
Speaker 4: you were telling us yesterday? And this is a sad story.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I even pulled up the video last night to make
Speaker 5: sure what I remembered was correct.
Speaker 3: We said we would do our own this.
Speaker 4: So you went home and got the Zapruda footage, Olt,
Speaker 4: Oliver Stone and j Okay back to the left, back
Speaker 4: into the left, back to the left, go and carry on.
Speaker 9: Me.
Speaker 5: I I write my own vowels and delivered them. And
Speaker 5: then it was Biancher's turn to say her vows, and
Speaker 5: she got too emotional, welled up with emotion and essentially
Speaker 5: said with a gesture, I'm too emotional to say my vows.
Speaker 5: That was six and a half years ago. Now I
Speaker 5: find out this weekend that she never actually wrote vowels,
Speaker 5: and the reason that she didn't say them is because
Speaker 5: she thought she would improvise them on the day, and
Speaker 5: then nothing came to her in the moment.
Speaker 4: Now, I'm a fan of improv There was a place
Speaker 4: for improvisation in all of our lives, however, and that
Speaker 4: one moment, it's all about get it prepared. You know,
Speaker 4: nothing's going to come to you up there. There's so
Speaker 4: many big emotions. It's an amazing moment and it always
Speaker 4: overwhelms you, and it should always overwhelm you. What's more
Speaker 4: a loving union like that up there in front of
Speaker 4: all your family and friends. So I'm curious. There's also
Speaker 4: jan We didn't get into this yesterday. How did you
Speaker 4: find out? Had you had a couple of drinks? How
Speaker 4: do you get onto a topic of your wedding vows
Speaker 4: over this weekend.
Speaker 5: I think she'd let it slip by accident. She said,
Speaker 5: because I never in where we were talking about it,
Speaker 5: and she said because I never wrote them.
Speaker 3: And I said, well, well, pause, Paula. I thought you
Speaker 3: got too emotional.
Speaker 5: I know that's right. I asked to hear them. We
Speaker 5: were having a few drinks and I said, can I
Speaker 5: hear the volt?
Speaker 4: I presumed alcohol is involved, right, So our first week
Speaker 4: came back in lockdown relationum, ships fall apart. The real
Speaker 4: reason I'm actually broadcasting from home is I've been thrown out.
Speaker 4: I'm actually doing the show live from a scaping peace
Speaker 4: side right now. So drinks are involved, and it all
Speaker 4: comes tumbling out that she never wrote your vowl.
Speaker 5: I asked to finally hear them. She said that there's
Speaker 5: none to hear. I never wrote them. So Friday is
Speaker 5: when I finally get to hear them for the first time.
Speaker 5: If she spends the week riding them.
Speaker 4: She will. So we called Banchor on the show yesterday
Speaker 4: and gave her the chance to get this right for
Speaker 4: Jackie Boys six and a half years later. So this Friday,
Speaker 4: a very special ceremony is going to be in the studio.
Speaker 4: Because they're both in the same household, that both play
Speaker 4: board games together. Those are on the COVID safe websites.
Speaker 4: Bianchor could come into the studio so that actually they
Speaker 4: can look into each other's eyes while some there awkwardly
Speaker 4: doing a show in the background. While these two young
Speaker 4: love birds, Jack gets to hear the vows that he
Speaker 4: should have had six and a half hours ago, six
Speaker 4: and a half hours ago, sorry, six and a half
Speaker 4: years ago. To make this as much as special ceremony
Speaker 4: as we can in a radio studio, we need we
Speaker 4: need a wedding singer. And this morning, not right now,
Speaker 4: but late on this morning, we are going to be auditioning.
Speaker 4: You want me to come in so you in the
Speaker 4: best placed audition here is over the phone, which is
Speaker 4: always the best way to audition any kind of singer,
Speaker 4: isn't It is over the phone. We're looking for a
Speaker 4: wedding singer, not someone It doesn't necessarily me to be
Speaker 4: someone who does this for a living, who's done it before,
Speaker 4: or sings in a band or anything like that. It's
Speaker 4: open to amateurs, chances, gig pigs, anyone that fun.
Speaker 3: Don't win any prizes, though, Just to make sure.
Speaker 4: What a prize? Right to sing at your second wedding,
Speaker 4: I mean normally a second wedding. There's somebody different there.
Speaker 4: Jackie Boy is a second wedding to the same person.
Speaker 4: But we need a wedding singer, so late on this
Speaker 4: morning you still need to work out what do we
Speaker 4: think is the go to staple wedding song these days?
Speaker 4: But I don't mean that the first times in the
Speaker 4: top three, he's got me. What's on the Mount Rushmore?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 3: You know what?
Speaker 5: I reckon that number one ed shearing these days? In
Speaker 5: current times, it's got to be perfect.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I reckon it's what about angels, Robbie, Now it's
Speaker 4: not people, don't.
Speaker 9: You know what?
Speaker 4: We're never more than a hair's breath away from darkness.
Speaker 4: Go back and listen to yesterday's news bulletin. It was
Speaker 4: full of it. I keep telling you, only it's about death,
Speaker 4: just because it's about an angel. He's saying, she's like
Speaker 4: an angel. I'm loving angels.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but maybe I think that's right. The angels passed on.
Speaker 4: This is don't ruin it for everyone has that their wedding.
Speaker 4: It's not going to kill Robbie Williams career. Let's not
Speaker 4: spread the rumor the right that that song is about death.
Speaker 4: So anyway, Robbie Williams, Ed Shearing give us the coolest morning?
Speaker 4: What are the other what's on the mount rush of
Speaker 4: wedding songs? So what's the ad sheering?
Speaker 3: One perfect? Or actually he's got two perfect, and then
Speaker 3: he's got that one that's.
Speaker 4: Not that pervy one, the shape review.
Speaker 3: No, no, no one.
Speaker 4: That's like the creepiest song ever. You know he cond
Speaker 4: be saying to a girl in any age. You know
Speaker 4: it's a different time now, Ed, you can be saying
Speaker 4: about the shape of view. It's a pervy old song.
Speaker 4: So which Eddie wanted? Are not over familiar with his
Speaker 4: back catalog?
Speaker 5: What's the one where Ed sings about will both turn
Speaker 5: seventy years old?
Speaker 3: One der?
Speaker 4: We now sound five hundred years of age. We're so
Speaker 4: out of touch, we're fumbling around. Ed sheering songs? Not
Speaker 4: something really zeitgeisty. What's the one where he said, you
Speaker 4: know he's got his little guitar blessing in those foot pedals.
Speaker 3: It's an adorable boy, all right.
Speaker 4: It's a lovely that he can't grab bed, but lovely guy. Anyway.
Speaker 4: What's on the mount Rushmore of wedding songs? Remember you
Speaker 4: know what is the sheering song? We've got no idea
Speaker 4: about the.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show podcast this.
Speaker 4: Morning, we're trying to form a mount Rushmore of what
Speaker 4: are the go to songs at every wedding? And on
Speaker 4: this morning we need you to call in if you
Speaker 4: want to be our resident wedding singer for Jack's wedding
Speaker 4: Part two this Friday, when he finally gets after six
Speaker 4: and a half years ago when he didn't get them.
Speaker 4: Biancher's wife is going to give the wedding vows that
Speaker 4: she didn't write six and a half years ago. Poor
Speaker 4: Jack Post, I'm surprised, isn't front page of the Herald
Speaker 4: Sun today? Jack Posts Show is exclusive TMZ is in
Speaker 4: a vowless relationship. Before we go any further and take
Speaker 4: your song suggestions for the mount Rushmore of wedding songs.
Speaker 4: Patsy IONI apology, Robbie Williams Angels Q clip Huggy at Basecamp,
Speaker 4: thank you. I'm quoting from an article on Smooth Radio's websites.
Speaker 4: Really I am. This is Robie Williams here in an
Speaker 4: interview with them. I believe that where and I wrote angels,
Speaker 4: Angels isn't about anybody. It's about the thoughts that loved
Speaker 4: ones that have passed on come back and sometimes take
Speaker 4: care of you and you feel their presence.
Speaker 3: They good.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I see here it's requested as the number one
Speaker 5: funeral song.
Speaker 4: Let's not have that as your wedding song Friday, just
Speaker 4: putting a line through it right now. It's also going
Speaker 4: nowhere near maybe tomight we're doing the mount rushmore funeral songs. Okay,
Speaker 4: let's not waste that clip team, leave it up there
Speaker 4: for tomorrow. All right, there's some let's go to the
Speaker 4: lines right now. Nine four one four one o four
Speaker 4: three wants to be on the what should be on
Speaker 4: the mount rushimo of wedding songs. We've got Brad here,
Speaker 4: Good morning, Brad. That isn't just me, is it?
Speaker 3: That's everybody?
Speaker 4: What's that metallic noise.
Speaker 3: Let me try. I'll put on channel two.
Speaker 4: You see, people are realizing that I do a bit
Speaker 4: more on the show than people recognize.
Speaker 3: That holds this.
Speaker 4: Jack what a week glue? That is weakest clue known
Speaker 4: to mankind. It's not Gill and grow. Let's try Brad again. Brad,
Speaker 4: good morning, good, good morning, Christian.
Speaker 12: How are you?
Speaker 4: That's great? Yeah, and everything's going great. And Brad edg
Speaker 4: sharing you can help us out with the song. We
Speaker 4: were fumbling around what is the edge sharing song? We
Speaker 4: were trying to a world work out what it was.
Speaker 9: I's thinking out loud, it's.
Speaker 2: A honey, now.
Speaker 3: This is what I yes, this is it.
Speaker 4: It's the one where he's in the little ballroom dancing scene.
Speaker 2: Clearly what a movie video.
Speaker 4: M It is a nice video. It's beautiful song this
Speaker 4: as well, it's about now you know what we're going
Speaker 4: on to. No smoothly got an arstic about this as well.
Speaker 4: Tell you what if you need an article about any
Speaker 4: of these songs, Smooth shout out to Smooth the radio.
Speaker 4: They've got this stuff locked down. It's it was about
Speaker 4: his girl for all at the time. They're not together anymore.
Speaker 4: First line is it's about an enduring love, you know,
Speaker 4: love that lasts forever. Opening line when your legs don't
Speaker 4: work like they used to before, which is, oddly enough,
Speaker 4: one of my bespoke wedding of ours that I wrote
Speaker 4: for my wife. I just wanted to know if there
Speaker 4: were any issues with her legs, I was still going
Speaker 4: to love her, you know, and we we would still
Speaker 4: be okay, Brad, thank you very much? Sa cool. Yeah,
Speaker 4: no man, yep, let's go to Adam.
Speaker 12: Hey, Christian, I don't want to miss the things.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, just gonea vine for you, Jackie, fill in
Speaker 4: this for Friday again.
Speaker 3: I feel like this is a kind of a down song.
Speaker 4: This is a this is a this is a joyous song.
Speaker 4: You don't want to miss a thing in your you know,
Speaker 4: not a single board game, Wingspan, Catan, when you're in silence,
Speaker 4: wul your lovely wife, Bianka. You don't want to miss
Speaker 4: a thing?
Speaker 3: Well, I did miss a thing. I missed the vowels
Speaker 3: and that's why we're here.
Speaker 4: Alright, Yep, let's scratch that one. That one and what's
Speaker 4: the other one we're taking off as well, angels. Robbie
Speaker 4: Williams Ashley, good.
Speaker 13: Morning, good morning, how are you going.
Speaker 4: Ashley, what other songs should be on that mount rushmore
Speaker 4: of wedding songs?
Speaker 8: Six and a half years. You gotta have your steal
Speaker 8: one Bush and I.
Speaker 4: Right smell that cheese. Quatcha foma show? Fread out the oven?
Speaker 4: How about still the one? Jackie Boy, She's still the one,
Speaker 4: You're still the one.
Speaker 3: I don't mind this.
Speaker 5: It is yeah, because we we've already had the wedding,
Speaker 5: but she's steal the one in my life.
Speaker 4: I'm hopefully still great out of that confirmation. That's nice.
Speaker 2: Christ Connell sho podcast.
Speaker 4: So the world we're into right now in Lockdown, I'm
Speaker 4: currently doing the show from home today. Yesterday had to
Speaker 4: go and get COVID tested along with the rest of
Speaker 4: my family while I wait for the results. Obviously isolating,
Speaker 4: and so I'm doing the show from home. Actually it's
Speaker 4: been quite This is the first time I've ever done
Speaker 4: the show from home since I've been in Australia on
Speaker 4: the radio. Here, I think we know that you can
Speaker 4: get quite a bit of your household chores done during
Speaker 4: the ads and the songs.
Speaker 5: There's lots of clunking around during the songs, and there's
Speaker 5: clunking it sounded like there was a vacuum on for
Speaker 5: a little bit.
Speaker 4: No, no vacuum. I was feeding the I was actually
Speaker 4: feeding the dogs. And I managed to feed the two dogs,
Speaker 4: take them out for poop, and the guard and pick
Speaker 4: up the poop, and unload the dishwasher as well. So
Speaker 4: it's actually quite nice now. I know when you guys
Speaker 4: were down the line for weeks while Jack was reluctant
Speaker 4: to come back in, you actually get quite a lot
Speaker 4: of done. All right, So this morning show, we'll be
Speaker 4: doing three topic Tuesday. In about twenty minutes time, we're
Speaker 4: going to be looking for wedding singers, auditioning wedding singers tomorrow.
Speaker 4: I was sorry this morning. No experience needed, okay, just
Speaker 4: need to be able to bounce out. We're thinking at
Speaker 4: the moment, just been chatted on the producer down the line.
Speaker 4: We're thinking, so do you still like Shania Twain? You're
Speaker 4: the one?
Speaker 5: Well still the one was the one of three callers
Speaker 5: we had that I thought was the best. But it's
Speaker 5: not my favorite love song of all time. I don't
Speaker 5: even think I've really listened to it all the way through.
Speaker 4: Something I heard that you were looking at the music
Speaker 4: video during the news. Is that right?
Speaker 3: Actually, I was watching a live performance of Shania Twain
Speaker 3: in this way.
Speaker 4: To see it MTV unpluged. I think I missed that
Speaker 4: one with Shania.
Speaker 3: No Las Vegas twenty fourteen.
Speaker 5: She rides a white horse out onto the stage while
Speaker 5: singing the soccer that is that is.
Speaker 4: How to do it?
Speaker 9: Kids?
Speaker 4: What she's singing it on the wing on the horse
Speaker 4: man alive to beIN at that topin that horse. Oh
Speaker 4: mind go there now? Anyway, AnyWho, we've got three tombit
Speaker 4: Tuesday coming up. This is where we do three phone
Speaker 4: ins at the same time, and obviously she's just sort
Speaker 4: of come up with the ideas and the various phone ins.
Speaker 4: Sometimes some don't make the cup and some that are
Speaker 4: just kind of I'm not sure whether we get any callers.
Speaker 4: There's one that Jack you sort of mentioned last week
Speaker 4: and I saw last night you pushed it forward again.
Speaker 4: Normally this means you've got it's a little bit flimsy.
Speaker 4: It means I've run out of ideas. Yes, I'm going
Speaker 4: back to the world. Fair enough, fair enough last night,
Speaker 4: share your good news that you found out last night.
Speaker 5: I'm officially an uncle as of last night. My brother
Speaker 5: and his partner had a little baby boy, still unnamed.
Speaker 5: But the group chat, the family group chat was gone.
Speaker 3: Wild last night, red hot, congrats.
Speaker 4: And still unnamed? Is actually the hipster name they're going with.
Speaker 4: You never know these days. You never knowed a great
Speaker 4: name for Agid. Her names get here. So now the
Speaker 4: idea was, Jack has got an idea about It's I.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to remember it from the two times you
Speaker 4: push it towards me. What can you smell from your house?
Speaker 3: I actually stand by this idea.
Speaker 4: Now, no, I do, jah, which is why I want
Speaker 4: to test it all right, what can you smell from
Speaker 4: your house? To Jack, you tell us what can you
Speaker 4: smell from your house?
Speaker 5: So this I pitched this first last week before we
Speaker 5: were in lockdown. I was at a friend's house. From
Speaker 5: his apartment, when you're standing out on the balcony, you
Speaker 5: can smell a strong scent of KFC from the end
Speaker 5: of his street.
Speaker 4: He says, exactly is the smell of KFC?
Speaker 13: What is it?
Speaker 5: You know, if anybody's been within two hundred meters of
Speaker 5: a KFC, you know what the smell is.
Speaker 4: Good times, Yes, that what you're saying.
Speaker 3: It smells like it juices. It's just gotta smell McDonald's.
Speaker 3: Has it smell? KFC? Has it smelled? Subway? Has it smell?
Speaker 3: They've all got their smell, he says.
Speaker 5: Even in the summer, when he's got the windows open
Speaker 5: to the balcony, he'll be sitting on his couch watching TV.
Speaker 3: He can smell KFC. Almost twenty four seven, Lovely.
Speaker 4: Patsy, can you smell anything from your house?
Speaker 11: You know when I when I was pregnant with Audrey,
Speaker 11: I had the sense of smell like a fox, and
Speaker 11: I could smell the What does that mean?
Speaker 4: Well, I just had this you start rummaging through your
Speaker 4: names those takeaway guns alone, you fox.
Speaker 3: I also didn't know you've got special powers.
Speaker 11: Heightened and I could smell smell them smoking in their
Speaker 11: backyard over the house at.
Speaker 3: The back fox.
Speaker 4: Foxes always smell that they put that out. We can
Speaker 4: get passive something, you know from that? Okay, all right,
Speaker 4: well let's give this a go. I love this. I
Speaker 4: hope what can you smell from your house? Give us
Speaker 4: a call.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell Christian O'Connell show.
Speaker 4: All right, So before we get into this week's three
Speaker 4: tombic Tuesday we're trying out this one from Jack. What
Speaker 4: can you smell from your house?
Speaker 5: From my friend's apartment if you're on the balcony two
Speaker 5: hundred or three hundred meters down the road is the
Speaker 5: KFC He smells at twenty four to seven.
Speaker 4: Lucky man Martin, good morning, here you go. I'm good Martin.
Speaker 4: So what can you smell from your house?
Speaker 1: Well, it's a bit of a lottery because we've got
Speaker 1: three things that we can smell. One is sort of
Speaker 1: me saying from the dump at Clayton.
Speaker 4: That's nice.
Speaker 1: Not The other one is aviation fuel from the airport
Speaker 1: we're having an airport, which is quite coose.
Speaker 13: But the best one is mister.
Speaker 1: Donuts, which so the smell of donuts and baking bread,
Speaker 1: which thankfully is the most common one.
Speaker 4: That's good, isn't it?
Speaker 9: You know?
Speaker 4: I want that if it's such a trifect. You've got
Speaker 4: the other methane from the dump, aviation fuel, and then
Speaker 4: donuts the one I want to hear most of in
Speaker 4: the mix. There is the lead beg is mister donuts.
Speaker 4: Harmony set this one out, guys. He's got this one
Speaker 4: that's a going on there. What is the area that
Speaker 4: you live in Martin.
Speaker 13: So right next to Merevin Airports, right, yep.
Speaker 4: Okay, gotcha, I know where you are, all right, Martin,
Speaker 4: thank you very much for me cool. I hope it's
Speaker 4: a donut day to day on both counties. All right, Nikki,
Speaker 4: good morning, Good morning, Nikki. It's a question that has
Speaker 4: to be asked. What can you smell from your house?
Speaker 8: Christian?
Speaker 6: When I was a kid, we live ne the Hinds
Speaker 6: Factory and we could sell tomato soup?
Speaker 4: Was it always tomato soup? Were they just churning out
Speaker 4: three hundred and sixty five days year, never any chicken
Speaker 4: or malakatona?
Speaker 6: No, it was just because, I guess, because it's such
Speaker 6: a some smell. It was just, oh, we could smell
Speaker 6: with tomato soup. And even now when I sell smadow sleep,
Speaker 6: I think of my childhood, yes, and that, Yeah, it
Speaker 6: was really nice.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Did anyone's mum whenever they're sick? What are the health
Speaker 4: properties of tomato soup? Last week, right when I was off,
Speaker 4: suddenly my wife turned up in the bedroom right with
Speaker 4: a bowl. I went, please don't tell that tomato soup?
Speaker 4: What are the health properties off this golden elixa?
Speaker 5: Actually anyone tried to give me tomato soup when I
Speaker 5: was feeling well, I would think I'm fine, I don't.
Speaker 4: Need Please not the dreaded tomato soup. Nikki, thank you
Speaker 4: very much. You call us one more. Andrea, good morning,
Speaker 4: Good morning, guys, good morning. I was leaving some room
Speaker 4: for the other two there. They obviously just left you hanging,
Speaker 4: and it is really rude. Andrea, what's the smell from
Speaker 4: your house?
Speaker 7: Lamb on a speech, A man on a spit, Lamb.
Speaker 4: What a country I've moved to. That'd be a warranty
Speaker 4: upon me at any moment, could be you on that spit.
Speaker 4: They're roasting screams for miles.
Speaker 7: You need kangaroo camel. But yeah, man on the spit, ca.
Speaker 3: Camel from barbecue and Andrews house.
Speaker 4: I think this camel needs ano about ten hours. There's humps,
Speaker 4: a little bit dry. So is that you are you
Speaker 4: near a Greek restaurant or no.
Speaker 7: I'm in the heart of Greek suburbia.
Speaker 4: So it's a lovely smell that I love Greek.
Speaker 7: It's just divine. So every Sunday it started Greek Easter
Speaker 7: several weeks.
Speaker 4: Every every Sunday, they just do it every Sunday. They
Speaker 4: don't steak till.
Speaker 7: One somewhere in the suburbs.
Speaker 13: On the street on the.
Speaker 7: Yeah, exactly as my friends say. You to make make
Speaker 7: pals with your with your neighbors.
Speaker 4: Yeah, or do what Patsy does just to start rubbaging
Speaker 4: through their beans. Wish you had the sonic super powers.
Speaker 4: Pregnant and that camel. Don't forget Hi, Andrew, Thank you
Speaker 4: very much, you cool, Take care. Thanks to the show.
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Speaker 4: for you? What can you smell from your house? Some
Speaker 4: good news? We already good news right now, Jack Post
Speaker 4: is an uncle. That is great news. And what an
Speaker 4: uncle you're going to be. You'll be an amazing uncle.
Speaker 4: But you will be every family's got one, that crazy uncle.
Speaker 8: No.
Speaker 5: I think I'm hoping to be the wise uncle who
Speaker 5: gives life lessons and that the many.
Speaker 4: Of us had dreams of what we hoped we turn
Speaker 4: out to be. Look at the state of me, all right.
Speaker 4: I didn't want it to turn out on this Jack.
Speaker 3: Well, you've got you've got nephews. What kind of uncle
Speaker 3: are you to.
Speaker 4: Those crazy crazy you know what, pretty hot crazy uncles.
Speaker 4: We're looking for your stories this morning of crazy uncles
Speaker 4: in families. I always think, right, it's about the auntie
Speaker 4: and uncles, aren't they. You two will have some funny
Speaker 4: old aunties and uncles I have in my fun family
Speaker 4: as well.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I've got my uncle used to he was
Speaker 5: a police officer, mind you, but when we were in
Speaker 5: the car to scare us, when we went over train tracks.
Speaker 5: He would start driving down the train tracks.
Speaker 3: He was a police officer.
Speaker 4: Doesn't make it all right perking the job if you're
Speaker 4: in vic police. I've never seen him going it's okay,
Speaker 4: it's okay. I'm with my kids. My kids just coming through.
Speaker 3: What an uncle?
Speaker 4: What a thrill seeker?
Speaker 9: Wow?
Speaker 4: Wait there go, we've got our first one. Crazy uncles?
Speaker 4: What is your story about your crazy uncle? And Patsy?
Speaker 4: You were off last week with honslitis. The company were,
Speaker 4: you know, they were trying to hopefully that you were
Speaker 4: going to come back anyway, but also just to celebrate
Speaker 4: mark the fact that in your second run in this
Speaker 4: radio station. They were they couldn't work out whether it
Speaker 4: was your tenth year working here or you eleventh year. Now,
Speaker 4: I said, how do you not know you've been paying her?
Speaker 4: Do you burn the records for Patrina Jones? There's no
Speaker 4: pay portrayal that she ever worked here.
Speaker 3: So they went for a kind of in between gifts.
Speaker 5: They didn't want it to be too good that it
Speaker 5: represented if it was an eleven year and a verse three,
Speaker 5: but they didn't want to be bad if it was
Speaker 5: a ten year.
Speaker 3: It was the latter.
Speaker 11: It was eleven years, but they wouldn't include my Matt leave,
Speaker 11: so effectively it was ten years. But am milestone all
Speaker 11: the same.
Speaker 4: Let's not get into why they didn't include your mate leave.
Speaker 4: There's just leave that Leah in all things. Yeah, like
Speaker 4: I said, yeah, key word, leave that struggling today, guys
Speaker 4: to rain and control if you all went a half
Speaker 4: an hour away? All right? Okay? Wrong dates maybe even
Speaker 4: celebrating a birthday wrong date for years and years and years.
Speaker 4: This company's got no idea whether Patsy's been at ten
Speaker 4: or eleven years?
Speaker 9: Do you know?
Speaker 4: Hockey was just telling me every year they get his
Speaker 4: birthday date wrong, he gets them, he gets one of
Speaker 4: those try old happy birthday employeen number nine thousand, nine
Speaker 4: hundred and fifty two, and it's like it's always the
Speaker 4: wrong day. He's been in nine hundred and sixty two years.
Speaker 4: He built the station.
Speaker 5: He was born in a year before they actually had calendar,
Speaker 5: so it's very hard to market one.
Speaker 4: Yes, he was he was born in the radio. It
Speaker 4: was all fields around here when he started. AnyWho wrong dates?
Speaker 4: So this morning then on three topic Tuesday, what can
Speaker 4: you smell from your house? Wrong dates and crazy uncles?
Speaker 4: Nine four one four one oh four three. And what
Speaker 4: a prize, my friends, whether you want one or not.
Speaker 4: I'm going to send you a free copy of my book.
Speaker 4: I say free like I'm going to say, Hey, here's
Speaker 4: my bank details, transfer the money Mates rates. You can
Speaker 4: have it for twenty bucks. You can want a sit
Speaker 4: copy of a book. It's out today. No one listens
Speaker 4: to your dad's show, Christian O'Connell Podcast three Tombit Tuesday.
Speaker 4: The phone in is this morning where you can jump
Speaker 4: on board on your phone one oh four three, give
Speaker 4: us a call. Great news this morning that Jack Post
Speaker 4: is going to become an uncle and you'll be an
Speaker 4: amazing uncle.
Speaker 12: Thank you.
Speaker 3: I'm not even becoming one. I am one.
Speaker 4: The baby is born. Sorry that I must correct my tents,
Speaker 4: must get these things right. Jesus Christ, just go with
Speaker 4: the flow. It's just radio, okay, inspector logic. Anyway. Jack
Speaker 4: has become an uncle. Are we all clear about that?
Speaker 4: Do not ever ever say it's in the street. Hey,
Speaker 4: good luck when you become an uncle. He is one,
Speaker 4: he's actively and he's uncling right now in the studio
Speaker 4: your crazy uncle stories on one oh four three. Wrong dates.
Speaker 4: This radio station is not sure whether Patsy's been with
Speaker 4: us ten years or eleven years and walk in his
Speaker 4: smell from your house nine four one four one oh
Speaker 4: four three let's go too, Sorry, I'm working from home
Speaker 4: to is this Mick, Mick?
Speaker 12: How are you?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 4: I'm good, Mick, hope you're well. Thanks your calling the show.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 12: Got about my crazy uncle Kevin, who was known as
Speaker 12: Daggy YEP. One of my favorite stories. He had to
Speaker 12: take a year and specimen in a year and specimen
Speaker 12: into the doctors. So he's got a small whiskey bottle
Speaker 12: and filled it full of cold tea, and he's walked
Speaker 12: into the surgery and presented this to the doctor and
Speaker 12: the doctors had to look at it and held up
Speaker 12: for the light and says it's a bit of a
Speaker 12: strange color. Mister Rogers, he says, oh is it? No
Speaker 12: worries I women through again. He's taken the top off
Speaker 12: and drained the bottle in front of the horrified doctor.
Speaker 4: That is a crazy uncle story. You asked those crazy
Speaker 4: uncle stories. He's going to down that fake your infou
Speaker 4: you'rein tea then front of the old doctor.
Speaker 13: Hit a shock to the old doc.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I bet. Yeah, Mick, thank you very much and cool.
Speaker 12: No worries, mate. Bye.
Speaker 4: You're writing that one down, Jack.
Speaker 3: Do you think that doctor was shocked thing they're saying
Speaker 3: a prank?
Speaker 4: No, No, it's probably got a little tiny chat and
Speaker 4: it's gonna have the five hundred one this week next No, Sharon,
Speaker 4: good morning, Good morning, Sharon. Wrong date. What's your story
Speaker 4: for us? Mate?
Speaker 8: Yeah, so my sister in law was one of fourteen
Speaker 8: children and she always celebrated her birthday on the twentieth
Speaker 8: of April, which is also my brother's birthday. So they presumed,
Speaker 8: you know, that was all good. They'd celebrate their birthdays together.
Speaker 8: And when they actually got married, she got a birth
Speaker 8: certificate and it's actually the twenty first of April. For
Speaker 8: twenty light years she celebrated on the twentieth, but now
Speaker 8: she celebrates on the twenty third.
Speaker 4: But do you think your mom just did it for
Speaker 4: convenience or.
Speaker 9: Right?
Speaker 8: It was actually her mum, she's my sister in law.
Speaker 8: I suppose with fourteen kids, she was in the middle
Speaker 8: of them. She just thought, oh, well, whatever that date was, they'll.
Speaker 4: Do, yes, kit family birthday.
Speaker 9: For all.
Speaker 8: Birthday the twentieth.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you got that many kids. Just make life easy
Speaker 4: way if you can, right, I'd get tip X out
Speaker 4: on that birth certificate and just fake them all.
Speaker 8: I think it was only hers.
Speaker 10: I'm not sure about the shah.
Speaker 4: Thank you very much and cool, no worries.
Speaker 13: Have good day and you Steven, Hey Christian, Uh look
Speaker 13: on the crazy uncle good Man?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 13: Why make the first birthday? I did buy her motorbike,
Speaker 13: a dirt bike.
Speaker 4: How old was she?
Speaker 9: Five?
Speaker 13: She just, she said one when I brought her the
Speaker 13: motorbike on her first birthday?
Speaker 4: You brought her motorbike as a one year old going
Speaker 4: to get on a dirt bike? Oh?
Speaker 13: She did?
Speaker 8: What?
Speaker 4: Side side car?
Speaker 13: Or like a full on proper Pewey fifty motorbike.
Speaker 3: It's like a Way's Brother movie.
Speaker 13: Yes, it's just just recently, on a third birthday, I
Speaker 13: brought her a goat.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what about you? You as an uncle, right,
Speaker 4: you never know what you're going to get on your birthday.
Speaker 4: My uncle Steven's around on your birthday? You know what
Speaker 4: I mean? Where do you go?
Speaker 9: Now?
Speaker 4: You've pete so soon? You've done the motorbike at one,
Speaker 4: the goat at three? What's there for five? Ten eleven
Speaker 4: and eighteen and twenty one, and what about where.
Speaker 13: You go to Oh I no, I just I just
Speaker 13: seen the goat and I was like, oh yeah, sure
Speaker 13: grabbed that goat.
Speaker 4: You have the feeling Steven didn't pay for that go
Speaker 4: You just saw it the side of the side of
Speaker 4: a road, just grabbed it and shoved it in the car.
Speaker 3: Now right, A billion in the motorcycle.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Thank you very much a Patty giving us heads up
Speaker 4: about tonight. I can't believe that asteroid, Chad, do you
Speaker 4: hear that it's only seven point two million kilometers away from.
Speaker 5: Us, traveling at sixty four thousand kilometers an hour.
Speaker 4: I mean, everyone's day safe. I mean that is like
Speaker 4: me texting Jack going I'm very near your house. How
Speaker 4: far away? Seven point two millions away? Wave out the window.
Speaker 4: I'm going to be gunning it. I can't stop.
Speaker 3: Come on, stop the asteroid.
Speaker 4: I'm an asteroid. I'm the size of the Eifall Tower.
Speaker 4: There are always the size of some of those asteroids,
Speaker 4: aren't they. They're perfectly sized to things we can understand.
Speaker 4: God bless those aliens. All right, we're doing three topic Tuesday,
Speaker 4: it's a standing once a month, isn't that There's an
Speaker 4: asteroid the size of in sir mcg or whatever it is.
Speaker 3: It's like a bit.
Speaker 5: It's a bit, boy, cried wolf. I reckon one's going
Speaker 5: to be coming at us. But because we hear about
Speaker 5: them in the news all the right, we won't worry
Speaker 5: about it.
Speaker 4: Now one time we don't worry about it's all over
Speaker 4: and we never know about it, all right. So three
Speaker 4: topic two staying running. Three phone is at the same
Speaker 4: time nine four one four one o four three. Jack
Speaker 4: is an uncle. That is the breaking news this morning.
Speaker 4: He's an active uncle. He's uncling live on the radio
Speaker 4: right now. And so congratulations to you brother as well
Speaker 4: and all your family. I bet they are made up
Speaker 4: with this news, aren't they.
Speaker 5: Everybody's over the moon where everybody's desperate for more pictures,
Speaker 5: more information.
Speaker 3: We don't even know the baby's name yet.
Speaker 4: Boy or girl. We allowed to know Jack.
Speaker 3: He is a boy.
Speaker 4: That is good news. He is a boy, confirmed, all right?
Speaker 4: So crazy uncle stories. Also wrong dates. This radio station
Speaker 4: unsure whether Patsy has been working and paid by the
Speaker 4: for ten years or eleven years? What are your wrong dates?
Speaker 4: That you've got and what can you smell from your house?
Speaker 4: Nine four one four one oh four three. Early on
Speaker 4: this morning, Jack stundersall as he often does, but this
Speaker 4: time about his uncle. Please tell that uncle. Story about
Speaker 4: your uncle that was in the police. Was the police.
Speaker 3: He has retired now, but he didn't get fired. He
Speaker 3: he was my crazy uncle.
Speaker 5: He would scare us by driving down train tracks instead
Speaker 5: of driving along the road. Also, he once took me
Speaker 5: on a sting. Oh yeah, when he was an active
Speaker 5: police officer. He took me on a sting. He got
Speaker 5: me to bring mum and dad's camcorder and I hid
Speaker 5: in the back of the Jack.
Speaker 4: Can we get this once a week? Right, story a
Speaker 4: week from your uncle? Please carry on. I want to
Speaker 4: be in this scene. He got you to bring your
Speaker 4: cam card what.
Speaker 3: To film it, to film it.
Speaker 5: So he was setting up a fake purchase of a
Speaker 5: PlayStation two that had been chipped. They were trying to
Speaker 5: crack down on chipping PlayStations and illegal burning of games.
Speaker 5: So he was going to buy the PlayStation and the
Speaker 5: games off a guy in a service station and we
Speaker 5: parked in there and then.
Speaker 4: I was and you're part of this trying to take
Speaker 4: down some criminal underworld.
Speaker 3: I was filming. I was twelve.
Speaker 5: I was in the back of his Torago with a
Speaker 5: jacket over my head and hooch filming the interaction in
Speaker 5: the purchase of the PlayStation.
Speaker 4: We're scared.
Speaker 3: No, I actually remember being really excited.
Speaker 4: Tim on the show. We've got to look for stories
Speaker 4: that I love, stories about when people go to work
Speaker 4: with a family member. That's insane. That's amazing, all right,
Speaker 4: nine four one four one oh four three, Let's get Jim.
Speaker 4: Jim has been waiting on hold for about ten minutes. Jim,
Speaker 4: good morning. I'm good Jim, but I hope you well
Speaker 4: this morning. Thanks for waiting on hold for us, Jim,
Speaker 4: what's your story for us this morning? On three topic Tuesday?
Speaker 10: My ex partner with mother, we've lived in Werriby. I'm
Speaker 10: I'm sure the back on the decks you can smell
Speaker 10: the smell. They smell a nice see it. But it wasn't.
Speaker 10: It was actually the series plant.
Speaker 11: Oh, now come a week copperbad wrap.
Speaker 4: Out West.
Speaker 3: There's nothing wrong with yes space out West. There is
Speaker 3: a patch. I've got to say, Christian, remember when we
Speaker 3: drove out to the one Electric.
Speaker 4: I mean, I'm half an hour away down the light
Speaker 4: to day. I'm all right, you're not. I worry your safety. Jack.
Speaker 4: I don't remember that story whatsoever. I'm swearing the Fifth Amendment.
Speaker 4: It never happened. We never smelled the.
Speaker 3: Smell of poop, not since the eighties.
Speaker 11: They fixed the treatment.
Speaker 4: Chat would bring that up years ago. I can remember
Speaker 4: some things that never stayed with us. Jack, all right,
Speaker 4: any who ninety four one four four three, This is
Speaker 4: Robbie Williams on Gold Let me entertain you. So we're
Speaker 4: looking for your stories of crazy uncles, wrong dates and
Speaker 4: what can you smell from your house and obviously cannot
Speaker 4: smell sewage anywhere? And where are we?
Speaker 2: Fact the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Everyone calling the show today again a copy of my book,
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Speaker 4: It's out today, but we obviously aren't out today. So
Speaker 4: like the radio show, let the book come to you.
Speaker 4: And I don't know, I don't who knows whether we're
Speaker 4: going to be coming out this the weekend or a
Speaker 4: wee bit longer. But thank you very much to everyone
Speaker 4: whos been buying the book as well and pre ordering
Speaker 4: it as well. You will get it this week. Thank
Speaker 4: you also as well. My book is out today and
Speaker 4: I'm really proud of it. Actually, I've put my heart
Speaker 4: and soul into the book and it's about the move here,
Speaker 4: but it's also about something else, which is what I
Speaker 4: want to talk about this morning. And Jack and Pats
Speaker 4: know about this, and they've known for a bit of
Speaker 4: time as well. But one thing I want to talk
Speaker 4: about when I told my story was I want to
Speaker 4: tell the real reason of why I moved here. And
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Speaker 4: because I felt ashamed of it. And sometimes when we
Speaker 4: have something tough in our life, we feel we feel shame,
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Speaker 4: awful period, I wasn't I was having any terrible anxiety tacks.
Speaker 4: As I was walking into the radio station and I
Speaker 4: had to had to go home, and my wife, as always,
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Speaker 4: And even though it was a very, very tough time
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Speaker 4: that this book, I haven't just written this for three
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Speaker 4: Angela's ashes misery fest. It's part of my story, it
Speaker 4: isn't the whole story. And even though that happened in
Speaker 4: my life, I actually grew through it. I learned some stuff.
Speaker 4: I learned some new things about what to do and
Speaker 4: if it can help one person. And right now in
Speaker 4: the world, there is a lot of people stuff anxiety.
Speaker 4: It's not unique to me. It comes in various forms.
Speaker 4: This just happened to be mine. The amazing thing is
Speaker 4: and this could be you as well. If you're in
Speaker 4: it right now, you've been in it before and you
Speaker 4: might be in it again. Is you can get through it.
Speaker 4: And I also from not being able to do a
Speaker 4: radio show, I had a kind of Once I got
Speaker 4: better and was able to get back to the thing
Speaker 4: I love in my life, which is radio. I was
Speaker 4: able then to make some changes in my life. And
Speaker 4: if I could give one bit of advice to anyone
Speaker 4: who if you ever go through this is the mistake
Speaker 4: I made that made it harder was I looked the
Speaker 4: other way. And sometimes we do that in tough times.
Speaker 4: We sort of we're hardwired these days to be risk
Speaker 4: and pain averse, and we look the other way. We're
Speaker 4: looking the other way from us. And actually, what my
Speaker 4: big thing was looking the other way and looking towards
Speaker 4: what was actually going on to me. And I can
Speaker 4: say this now that actually the anxiety attacks were that
Speaker 4: were the best thing that ever happened to my life.
Speaker 4: Without them, I wouldn't have come to Australia. Please don't
Speaker 4: think you need to respond to any kind of anxiety
Speaker 4: life by moving on the other side of the world.
Speaker 4: That's a very extreme overcorrection, all right. The book isn't
Speaker 4: saying the only way you can slay anxiety is to
Speaker 4: move to a different hemisphere.
Speaker 5: If you can point on the map that it's further
Speaker 5: away than further away from where you are right now.
Speaker 4: Throw a dart at the globe and go there, you know.
Speaker 4: And that's why Tony Robbins awakened the giant within. Don't
Speaker 4: do it. I wouldn't recommend it to anyone. However, the
Speaker 4: story isn't about that. It's part of my life. It
Speaker 4: probably be bubbling around for a while, but it isn't
Speaker 4: all of me, and it doesn't define who I am.
Speaker 4: I've stormaged to have an amazing life and I've got
Speaker 4: to come to Australia with my wife and kids. So
Speaker 4: some of you might have seen the article that was
Speaker 4: in the Herald Sun and Sunday about all this, and
Speaker 4: so the real reason why I put it in the
Speaker 4: book is because my kids have You know, if you've
Speaker 4: got teenagers, they're going to go through tough times. And
Speaker 4: I found myself saying this a lot. Oh, you know,
Speaker 4: it's very human to struggle. You've got nothing to feel
Speaker 4: ashamed about. One of them said to me, it's all
Speaker 4: right for you, what do you know, and I thought, well,
Speaker 4: I am ashamed. I'm not living to what I want
Speaker 4: them to aspire to do. So I put it in there.
Speaker 4: It's a bit at the start of the book. Perhapsy
Speaker 4: you're reading the book, it's not all the book in there.
Speaker 4: Il really helps it. I put my heart ins on
Speaker 4: the book. It is funny because it's been amazing. You're
Speaker 4: in this book as well, Jack, Patsy, lots of the
Speaker 4: callers to this show, some of the hate mail, and
Speaker 4: then the people that have really made a difference in
Speaker 4: our life, like Peter Logan, you're in there as well.
Speaker 4: It isn't just my story. It's a story of if
Speaker 4: this show exists. Because you listen to it and you
Speaker 4: support it with all your phone calls that you do
Speaker 4: in your emails and you misheardly, it sures you are
Speaker 4: as much part of this show as me, Jack and
Speaker 4: pats and I love that. I hope that we're building
Speaker 4: something new in front of your ears and eyes any
Speaker 4: hearts sometimes as well. And I've always wanted to make
Speaker 4: this show. When I moved here, I wanted it to
Speaker 4: be a place where I guess I just after going
Speaker 4: through that it was so hard. I always wanted to
Speaker 4: make a radio show where there's anyone feeling like that
Speaker 4: they didn't need to fit alone. And I want to
Speaker 4: maybe hopefully I'll get through some minute. Guys, don't worry,
Speaker 4: thanks for garing. Jack actually actually thought he's gone. In
Speaker 4: is Tesla Tesla, there are big emotions right now. This
Speaker 4: was not in the running order to come and get me.
Speaker 3: But no, I always I want, I want to forget.
Speaker 4: An ten minutes down me. I'm struggling out and weeping
Speaker 4: in my own house, Jack, and that's not enough for him. No,
Speaker 4: I want this show to be someone we can talk
Speaker 4: about all of life, the silly things we do, and
Speaker 4: the other you know, the other emotions as well. I
Speaker 4: want to bring it all to this to this radio show,
Speaker 4: and I hope we're doing that. So anyway, probably the
Speaker 4: strangers plunked a book you're ever probably not going to read.
Speaker 4: But what I was trying to say was man of life.
Speaker 4: From years of not saying anything to getting the emails
Speaker 4: from you guys has just been overwhelming. So thank you.
Speaker 4: Took a break and I'll be back.
Speaker 3: Christian.
Speaker 2: Hello, Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: God want at four point three, Christian O'Connell's show cutting crew.
Speaker 4: I just died in your arms tonight. Jack and Passy
Speaker 4: probably wondering a week is he going to be okay
Speaker 4: to do the work? Time? Was stuff? Hello?
Speaker 5: Even I don't know, I don't know. Give me permission
Speaker 5: to speak and I'll speak. I want to actually say
Speaker 5: how great the book is. You didn't give me a
Speaker 5: chance before. I'm already fifty pages in loving the book.
Speaker 3: It's fantastic.
Speaker 4: Thank you. All right, let's crack on with the show,
Speaker 4: all right, so you can win your tickets to go
Speaker 4: to one Electric Day. It's back at where we part
Speaker 4: this November. Can only win your tickets now completely sold
Speaker 4: out here on Gold today. With Jackie Boy becoming an uncle,
Speaker 4: we're looking for your baby movies. That is the one,
Speaker 4: isn't it? That's it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, baby movies.
Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, baby movies. Oh just see my phone.
Speaker 4: Good news, I am COVID free, eh. And that means
Speaker 4: I can go and get my Phisa. Yeah, baby, said
Speaker 4: my wife, got Asszeneca. I'm phisoring at eleven thirty this morning.
Speaker 4: That means now get that old big arm out eleven thirty,
Speaker 4: Watch out, Melbourne Exhibition Center. The gun is coming in
Speaker 4: Baby movies. Fight crib silver fair enough, dudes, dude, where's
Speaker 4: my car seat?
Speaker 3: Silver plus?
Speaker 4: That is a gold Come on, you'll have all this,
Speaker 4: uncle jack placenta of a woman, give it to me,
Speaker 4: thank you. Where does the baby go to? Wh and
Speaker 4: they get scared in there? That's right? He goes to
Speaker 4: the panic womb panic gold plus damn on a row
Speaker 4: two mo ago, grumpy one year old men. Oh, someone
Speaker 4: needs a little nap time. Grumpy one year old men old,
Speaker 4: damn it. And this one No, I'm not doing that
Speaker 4: last one. It's unbroadcastable. All right, Jackie boy, what have
Speaker 4: you got?
Speaker 3: Baby movies first and the fetuses. That's good gold, Nappy Gilmore, silver,
Speaker 3: little baby Golfer yep, silver ones. He flew over the
Speaker 3: kooky's nest.
Speaker 4: That's nice.
Speaker 9: Gold.
Speaker 3: And Toddler on the roof.
Speaker 4: Toddler on the roof is very good. That's gold. There
Speaker 4: he is Uncle Jack Everyone.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell shoe podcast.
Speaker 4: All right, So today's at work time. Wster is Baby
Speaker 4: movies for gramps every day this week sold out one
Speaker 4: electric day. You can win a pair of tickets.
Speaker 3: Hello, We're ready. Is he not an off?
Speaker 4: He needs to down Dene. He's having a sugar crash, guys?
Speaker 4: Is he slumped in the faders? Stay with us, Huggy,
Speaker 4: don't go tools the light. We've got your buddy. Is
Speaker 4: Hucky doing this? Is he doing his normal show as well?
Speaker 3: He's just preparing for his show after nine?
Speaker 4: Oh, bless him? Be nice if maybe Jack offered to
Speaker 4: cover that frame.
Speaker 3: You know what I do, but channel lean the buttons
Speaker 3: after today, I have.
Speaker 4: To see what Hockey did.
Speaker 3: That's harsh emergency.
Speaker 4: All right, okay, let's let's get into these thing baby movies,
Speaker 4: baby movies, Nappy, Filmmore, Doubler, Oh, Clever, Silvil plus what
Speaker 4: I'm justin Infirntrey, Gunny drive In, miss Baby, gold, Shinzia,
Speaker 4: crap Apocalypse now Bronze. Yeah, we changed the pooh I
Speaker 4: mean that is what you say?
Speaker 3: Is the gold plus?
Speaker 4: Did you have those arguments in the early days, Pats
Speaker 4: a week? I changed one earlier, so you're turning to
Speaker 4: do one? Yeah? What am I? The pukes of hazard silver,
Speaker 4: dirty dribbling silver plus pursuit of Napilus gold desperately seeking southers.
Speaker 13: M.
Speaker 3: Is that to do with?
Speaker 4: Suck a dummy? Suck a dummy?
Speaker 7: It is to deal with?
Speaker 4: Is that to do with a baby?
Speaker 3: Was like if you had a sore throat.
Speaker 11: It's like another word for dummy.
Speaker 4: No, I don't know, bronze, but it still exists, just
Speaker 4: because you need to get up to speed, Uncle Jack.
Speaker 4: A star is baby beyond suck a sling?
Speaker 3: Silver plus.
Speaker 4: The newborn Identity gold. That's very good. The lamb before
Speaker 4: tummy time. I don't know what you mean by that, Mark,
Speaker 4: Is that code for you and your wife? Tummy time silver,
Speaker 4: Clash of the Tantrums silver, Gaga Land gold. That's very good. Janet,
Speaker 4: I'm getting a baby rash here. I'm getting baby rash here.
Speaker 4: Bronze inglorious little bastards. That's mean to the I know,
Speaker 4: naughty naughty lez noughty les, diaper heart silver, nappy feet
Speaker 4: silver lockstock and two smoking nappies gold. That's very good. Well,
Speaker 4: I Chris Weekend in Bernie's crib bronze silence with the
Speaker 4: dummy bronze fifty she to Brown David in Sunbury. That's funny.
Speaker 4: European lactation instead of European vacation silver. That's good. I
Speaker 4: am Pram. That's very good. Let's end it there. Who's
Speaker 4: getting the tickets to go to one Electric Day?
Speaker 3: Congratulations to Mark. We changed the poo.
Speaker 4: We changed a pooh gets the tickets today. Thank you
Speaker 4: very much. Guys, all the emails that you're sending through
Speaker 4: you don't need to do it, I'm called, but thank
Speaker 4: you very much for listening this morning as well. I'm
Speaker 4: sorry for the over outpouring. There'd be no more of
Speaker 4: that this week. I'm English and that's enough emotion for
Speaker 4: more than one week. But thank you all the same
Speaker 4: for your emails, and yeah they mean a lot, Thank
Speaker 4: you very much. If some of you are asking questions
Speaker 4: about the book, what was talking about earlier? If you
Speaker 4: if you do, if you ever got anything you want
Speaker 4: to say, or anything you want my take on. Some
Speaker 4: of you want to know what did I do? Please
Speaker 4: email me. I will reply to your emails this week.
Speaker 4: I'd love to get your emails. I love to getting
Speaker 4: them since Sunday, so if you want to, you always
Speaker 4: can anytime. Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au.
Speaker 4: We are back tomorrow morning. Take care, Bye bye, Christian.
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