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<v Speaker 1>Good Morning a Christian o'connall show podcast, the third.

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<v Speaker 2>Show us, isn't it?

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like I just got an air for my

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<v Speaker 3>English exam.

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<v Speaker 2>I will always cheat at ouna The Christian o'connall Show

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<v Speaker 2>on Gold one oh four point three.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, coome morning, it's you stay morning. This is the

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<v Speaker 4>Christian O'Connell Show where I am live from home this morning.

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<v Speaker 4>Jack and Pats are in the studio. I hadn't brought

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<v Speaker 4>you in yet. We're gonna have to get a little

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<v Speaker 4>bit tighter than that. Just calmic karmick karmen three hours

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<v Speaker 4>ahead of me trying to do it blind. Okay, Huggy,

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<v Speaker 4>poor Hugy, right, has that to come in early this morning?

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<v Speaker 4>Because Jack can't be bothered to learn over the last

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<v Speaker 4>three years how the three buttons I use each morning?

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<v Speaker 4>It really is only three buttons, right play and turn

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<v Speaker 4>the microphones on at no moment as he thought, maybe

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<v Speaker 4>I should learn how to do this just so I

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<v Speaker 4>can take control of the show one day for myself.

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<v Speaker 4>So they've had to Huggy, is that to come in

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<v Speaker 4>this morning to sit there listen to us do the

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<v Speaker 4>show just so we can have the show on air.

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<v Speaker 4>The reason why I'm not in the studio with Check

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<v Speaker 4>and Patsy is this is how it is right now, Melbourne.

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<v Speaker 4>Everyone's got to go and get tested. My eldest daughter

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<v Speaker 4>Ruby had a sore throat yesterday, so we all went

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<v Speaker 4>and got tested. And I was queuing like a lot

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<v Speaker 4>of people at the moment for an hour and a half.

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<v Speaker 4>And I'm in my car, I'm warm, I'm okay, and

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<v Speaker 4>I'm saying everyone is working really hard there all over

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<v Speaker 4>Melbourne stretched beyond capacity right now. And it was a

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<v Speaker 4>drive through one which there are loads of thank you

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<v Speaker 4>very much to everyone that's trying to keep the city

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<v Speaker 4>up and running right now again and doing all the testing.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, I can't with that much fun all day

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<v Speaker 4>shoving swabs into Bill's noses and mouths. Where there you go.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't want to be here. There is Dan Andrews.

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<v Speaker 4>This is his Scowmo's fault. That quarantine center. It must

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<v Speaker 4>be a really nice day Monday to Friday, and of

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<v Speaker 4>course Saturday and Sunday as well, all of that, and

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<v Speaker 4>it's cold as well, and they're all just trying to

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<v Speaker 4>do the mess and everyone's doing the contact tracing as well.

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<v Speaker 4>You're invisible we don't see you. But honestly, yesterday I

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<v Speaker 4>was grateful for what you do and I felt sorry

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<v Speaker 4>for you, and I met this lovely woman called Julie.

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<v Speaker 4>Way to you to hear about Julie. So as I

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<v Speaker 4>wind down the window and she's got the old jousting

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<v Speaker 4>stick to show up my giant nose, she goes, Christian.

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<v Speaker 4>I go, Julie, I didn't you do my last one

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<v Speaker 4>another testing place two months ago? She goes, yes, I

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<v Speaker 4>guess it's Julie. Right after I left, someone said, hey,

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<v Speaker 4>do you know that's that's the English guy on the.

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<v Speaker 3>Radio the first time you got the test?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and Julie tuned in the next day of interest.

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<v Speaker 4>This is two months ago. We've won Julie over. She's

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<v Speaker 4>been listening to the show. She was talking about your

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<v Speaker 4>wedding vows yesterday and Julie was just saying, how you

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<v Speaker 4>know it's hard and actually some people I was really

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<v Speaker 4>upset to hear this. Some people are really really rude

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<v Speaker 4>to those people. Now I get why you're your writer

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<v Speaker 4>fell angry. Right now that we're back in this lockdown,

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<v Speaker 4>who we want to be angry at, We're not going

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<v Speaker 4>to waste time on this show. But it is right

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<v Speaker 4>that you have those emotions. I'm angry at the back here.

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<v Speaker 4>We have been let down. But the people that are

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<v Speaker 4>out there trying to do your swabs are not the

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<v Speaker 4>people to be angry with. They're just trying to get

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<v Speaker 4>through the day like you. All right, they are doing

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<v Speaker 4>their best. They're in all that ppe gear and they're

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<v Speaker 4>cold right now, They're really cold. So anyway, as I

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<v Speaker 4>was doing my test and chatting Judy and she was

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<v Speaker 4>shoving it and she was also not a dentisty, but

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<v Speaker 4>they're trying to have a chat with you whilst I've

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<v Speaker 4>got that old jousing stick. I've actually starting to get

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<v Speaker 4>tearsmized now that the pain of it comes back there,

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<v Speaker 4>and she's tickling my brain at one point, I'm sure

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<v Speaker 4>she was trying to wake it up to do the

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<v Speaker 4>show today. I was wondering, right, this is my second test, Patsy.

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<v Speaker 4>How many tests have you had? Yeah, I've had two,

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<v Speaker 4>Jackie boy, what are you sitting on?

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<v Speaker 5>I've just had the one, and I'm even suspicious that

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<v Speaker 5>my one was a real one.

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<v Speaker 4>What do you mean?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I got their.

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<v Speaker 4>Eyes, It's not that one. Huggies keeps doing sometimes suit.

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<v Speaker 4>Is he why everybody asks to see his papers? I

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<v Speaker 4>don't think that's the JITs.

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<v Speaker 5>Everybody talks about it being painful and uncomfortable. Whereas I

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<v Speaker 5>got just a little cotton bart around the nose and

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<v Speaker 5>I got there at six oh one a shutting.

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<v Speaker 3>I think they might have packed up and just give

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<v Speaker 3>me a fake one.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't.

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<v Speaker 5>They got me to do it myself and it was

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<v Speaker 5>just like a cotton nearbud.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't because len this use this, Neil Mitchell will use

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<v Speaker 4>this as evidence the government lets out again. I wanted

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<v Speaker 4>this morning, who is Melbourne's most tested person? All right?

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<v Speaker 4>Have we got a fiver listening? For example? Who's had

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<v Speaker 4>the most tests? Give us a call this morning if

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<v Speaker 4>you've got anything more than a two. The reserve at

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<v Speaker 4>the moment for COVID test is two with Patsy and

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<v Speaker 4>I give us a call nine one, four three, And

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<v Speaker 4>I mean what I say on behalf of everyone. Thank

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<v Speaker 4>you for everyone is trying to do all these tests

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<v Speaker 4>seven days a week and running all the contact tracing

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<v Speaker 4>as well. We don't see you, but I am really

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<v Speaker 4>grateful for what you're doing.

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<v Speaker 2>A Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Who is Melbourne's most COVID tested person. How many tests

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<v Speaker 4>have you done? Me and Patsy are on two? Thank you, Huggy.

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<v Speaker 4>Hugg he's not how to speak when he presses the buttons. Today,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm doing the show from home when I wait for

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<v Speaker 4>the results of my COVID test. We've given him a bell.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll tell you what, ring ding it twice if you're

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<v Speaker 4>happy with that bell.

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<v Speaker 2>Huggy.

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<v Speaker 4>Pavlov's Pavlov's theory in action. All right, let's go to

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<v Speaker 4>the lines. Taylor's on the line. Good morning, Taylor, mornny.

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<v Speaker 6>Guys, I've had five COVID tests, Huggy.

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<v Speaker 4>Listen your back that bell so I've never heard him

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<v Speaker 4>this happy the golden bell, Taylor, how come you've had five?

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<v Speaker 6>I work in childcare so every time I get seeker

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<v Speaker 6>step or whatever.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, you got to go and do that. All right,

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<v Speaker 4>good on you. Thanks according in Taylor. Stay safe yea,

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<v Speaker 4>And what about that? Are we going up now? Jeels? Jeels, Johns,

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<v Speaker 4>how many of your hats?

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<v Speaker 6>I've had six Christians?

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<v Speaker 4>Here he goes here he fun no, no, no, So

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<v Speaker 4>how much are you also in your frontline worker? What's

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<v Speaker 4>your story? Jewels?

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<v Speaker 7>Well working healthcare, so I guess exposure risks are a

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<v Speaker 7>little higher.

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<v Speaker 6>That's not always into medic sometimes based into medics. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 6>but anytime there's a little nipple or anything like that,

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<v Speaker 6>they prefers not to be at work, So off.

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<v Speaker 7>We go to a testing station.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, good on you, Julie. Thank you very much,

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<v Speaker 4>and stay safe. That's the cooling mate, Take care. Thanks Allison? Hello,

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<v Speaker 4>how are you?

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<v Speaker 6>I've had ten?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh no, get that, get it dropped? Too many things,

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<v Speaker 4>huggy Jack, get it off him?

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<v Speaker 3>What's bell privileges?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh no, it is on the movie in Alien. Hello,

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<v Speaker 4>Dave Allison? What do you do, my friend that you've

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<v Speaker 4>had ten COVID tests.

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<v Speaker 8>I'm an age care worker and I'm at the point

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<v Speaker 8>where i can just do it myself and.

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<v Speaker 4>Tell me this. Have you been vaccinated yet? Not yet?

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<v Speaker 8>I'm going in this week, right, okay?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Lisha, you guys should have been the first to

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<v Speaker 4>be vaccinated with all the doctors and nurses. But thank

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<v Speaker 4>you very much, Sure that you do take care, stay safe,

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<v Speaker 4>and thank you careful.

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<v Speaker 3>They creture you're walking into three aw territory.

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<v Speaker 5>Much stumbled into age care workers and their vaccination yet but.

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<v Speaker 4>They actually should have been Jack, Barbara, Hello, Babs, how

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<v Speaker 4>many of you hadn't done fifteen?

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<v Speaker 9>Oh my god, go on, Huggy.

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<v Speaker 4>He should have left one last one this as we relaxed.

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<v Speaker 4>And Barbara, what do you do mate?

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<v Speaker 10>I work in age right?

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<v Speaker 4>Fifteen? I mean, are you hardened to it now where

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<v Speaker 4>you just don't even feel anything?

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<v Speaker 8>Pretty much? It just depends on who you get.

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<v Speaker 4>What do you mean, who you get? What you've got,

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<v Speaker 4>like loyalty coins and goes. It's debbiean today.

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<v Speaker 8>Some of them are really gentle and some of them

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<v Speaker 8>feel like they're digging for gold.

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<v Speaker 5>It's like knowing which barista makes the best coffee. It's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 5>I love that guy. I won't go in there today.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, we have to chat out. Check out all their

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<v Speaker 4>Yelp reviews of the various COVID testing places. Don't get

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<v Speaker 4>Michael cold Hands? All right, Barbara, stay say thanks for

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<v Speaker 4>what you do. News on the Way, Put the put

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<v Speaker 4>the Dinner away now, Hockey packet away.

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<v Speaker 10>No Christian Hello.

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<v Speaker 2>Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Yesterday, we had a big revelation on the show that

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<v Speaker 4>Jack told us that at his wedding six and a

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<v Speaker 4>half years ago, him and his wife did what many

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<v Speaker 4>people do, and they did their own bespoke vows. Did

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<v Speaker 4>you do this parts or were you like me? You

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<v Speaker 4>did the standard ones that've been around for centuries.

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<v Speaker 11>They work, yes, yes, centuries long, and did not obey

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<v Speaker 11>in mine? I refuse to honor.

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<v Speaker 3>What do you mean, babe?

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<v Speaker 11>You know in the old, in the old sort of ows,

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<v Speaker 11>you had to love, honor and obey. And that's a

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<v Speaker 11>first thing I said to the minister at our first meeting.

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<v Speaker 11>I said, just let's set the record straight. I will

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<v Speaker 11>not be saying obey.

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<v Speaker 3>Is that what the bows used to be used to be?

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<v Speaker 12>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>They did?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, love honor and obey? Yeah, both sides or just

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<v Speaker 3>the wife both.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, that's not a misogynistic as the first thought.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and I thought you said you did that at

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<v Speaker 4>the altar. You were like the hand went up, like

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<v Speaker 4>whoa vicar? Back up? What was that one there? You know,

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<v Speaker 4>scratched out from the record. There's a stenographer there. I'm

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<v Speaker 4>not agreeing to that one.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>So Jack and back It did their own vowels, but

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<v Speaker 4>only Jack did. Jack, why don't you tell them what

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<v Speaker 4>you were telling us yesterday? And this is a sad story.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>I even pulled up the video last night to make

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<v Speaker 5>sure what I remembered was correct.

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<v Speaker 3>We said we would do our own this.

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<v Speaker 4>So you went home and got the Zapruda footage, Olt,

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<v Speaker 4>Oliver Stone and j Okay back to the left, back

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<v Speaker 4>into the left, back to the left, go and carry on.

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<v Speaker 9>Me.

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<v Speaker 5>I I write my own vowels and delivered them. And

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<v Speaker 5>then it was Biancher's turn to say her vows, and

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<v Speaker 5>she got too emotional, welled up with emotion and essentially

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<v Speaker 5>said with a gesture, I'm too emotional to say my vows.

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<v Speaker 5>That was six and a half years ago. Now I

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<v Speaker 5>find out this weekend that she never actually wrote vowels,

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<v Speaker 5>and the reason that she didn't say them is because

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<v Speaker 5>she thought she would improvise them on the day, and

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<v Speaker 5>then nothing came to her in the moment.

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<v Speaker 4>Now, I'm a fan of improv There was a place

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<v Speaker 4>for improvisation in all of our lives, however, and that

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<v Speaker 4>one moment, it's all about get it prepared. You know,

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<v Speaker 4>nothing's going to come to you up there. There's so

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<v Speaker 4>many big emotions. It's an amazing moment and it always

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<v Speaker 4>overwhelms you, and it should always overwhelm you. What's more

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<v Speaker 4>a loving union like that up there in front of

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<v Speaker 4>all your family and friends. So I'm curious. There's also

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<v Speaker 4>jan We didn't get into this yesterday. How did you

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<v Speaker 4>find out? Had you had a couple of drinks? How

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<v Speaker 4>do you get onto a topic of your wedding vows

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<v Speaker 4>over this weekend.

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<v Speaker 5>I think she'd let it slip by accident. She said,

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<v Speaker 5>because I never in where we were talking about it,

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<v Speaker 5>and she said because I never wrote them.

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<v Speaker 3>And I said, well, well, pause, Paula. I thought you

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<v Speaker 3>got too emotional.

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<v Speaker 5>I know that's right. I asked to hear them. We

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<v Speaker 5>were having a few drinks and I said, can I

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<v Speaker 5>hear the volt?

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<v Speaker 4>I presumed alcohol is involved, right, So our first week

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<v Speaker 4>came back in lockdown relationum, ships fall apart. The real

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<v Speaker 4>reason I'm actually broadcasting from home is I've been thrown out.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm actually doing the show live from a scaping peace

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<v Speaker 4>side right now. So drinks are involved, and it all

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<v Speaker 4>comes tumbling out that she never wrote your vowl.

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<v Speaker 5>I asked to finally hear them. She said that there's

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<v Speaker 5>none to hear. I never wrote them. So Friday is

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<v Speaker 5>when I finally get to hear them for the first time.

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<v Speaker 5>If she spends the week riding them.

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<v Speaker 4>She will. So we called Banchor on the show yesterday

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<v Speaker 4>and gave her the chance to get this right for

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<v Speaker 4>Jackie Boys six and a half years later. So this Friday,

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<v Speaker 4>a very special ceremony is going to be in the studio.

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<v Speaker 4>Because they're both in the same household, that both play

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<v Speaker 4>board games together. Those are on the COVID safe websites.

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<v Speaker 4>Bianchor could come into the studio so that actually they

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<v Speaker 4>can look into each other's eyes while some there awkwardly

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<v Speaker 4>doing a show in the background. While these two young

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<v Speaker 4>love birds, Jack gets to hear the vows that he

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<v Speaker 4>should have had six and a half hours ago, six

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<v Speaker 4>and a half hours ago, sorry, six and a half

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<v Speaker 4>years ago. To make this as much as special ceremony

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<v Speaker 4>as we can in a radio studio, we need we

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<v Speaker 4>need a wedding singer. And this morning, not right now,

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<v Speaker 4>but late on this morning, we are going to be auditioning.

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<v Speaker 4>You want me to come in so you in the

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<v Speaker 4>best placed audition here is over the phone, which is

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<v Speaker 4>always the best way to audition any kind of singer,

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<v Speaker 4>isn't It is over the phone. We're looking for a

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<v Speaker 4>wedding singer, not someone It doesn't necessarily me to be

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<v Speaker 4>someone who does this for a living, who's done it before,

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<v Speaker 4>or sings in a band or anything like that. It's

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<v Speaker 4>open to amateurs, chances, gig pigs, anyone that fun.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't win any prizes, though, Just to make sure.

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<v Speaker 4>What a prize? Right to sing at your second wedding,

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<v Speaker 4>I mean normally a second wedding. There's somebody different there.

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<v Speaker 4>Jackie Boy is a second wedding to the same person.

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<v Speaker 4>But we need a wedding singer, so late on this

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<v Speaker 4>morning you still need to work out what do we

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<v Speaker 4>think is the go to staple wedding song these days?

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<v Speaker 4>But I don't mean that the first times in the

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<v Speaker 4>top three, he's got me. What's on the Mount Rushmore?

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<v Speaker 9>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>You know what?

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<v Speaker 5>I reckon that number one ed shearing these days? In

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<v Speaker 5>current times, it's got to be perfect.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I reckon it's what about angels, Robbie, Now it's

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<v Speaker 4>not people, don't.

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<v Speaker 9>You know what?

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<v Speaker 4>We're never more than a hair's breath away from darkness.

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<v Speaker 4>Go back and listen to yesterday's news bulletin. It was

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<v Speaker 4>full of it. I keep telling you, only it's about death,

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<v Speaker 4>just because it's about an angel. He's saying, she's like

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<v Speaker 4>an angel. I'm loving angels.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but maybe I think that's right. The angels passed on.

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<v Speaker 4>This is don't ruin it for everyone has that their wedding.

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<v Speaker 4>It's not going to kill Robbie Williams career. Let's not

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<v Speaker 4>spread the rumor the right that that song is about death.

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<v Speaker 4>So anyway, Robbie Williams, Ed Shearing give us the coolest morning?

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<v Speaker 4>What are the other what's on the mount rush of

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<v Speaker 4>wedding songs? So what's the ad sheering?

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<v Speaker 3>One perfect? Or actually he's got two perfect, and then

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<v Speaker 3>he's got that one that's.

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<v Speaker 4>Not that pervy one, the shape review.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, no one.

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<v Speaker 4>That's like the creepiest song ever. You know he cond

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<v Speaker 4>be saying to a girl in any age. You know

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<v Speaker 4>it's a different time now, Ed, you can be saying

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<v Speaker 4>about the shape of view. It's a pervy old song.

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<v Speaker 4>So which Eddie wanted? Are not over familiar with his

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<v Speaker 4>back catalog?

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<v Speaker 5>What's the one where Ed sings about will both turn

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<v Speaker 5>seventy years old?

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<v Speaker 3>One der?

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<v Speaker 4>We now sound five hundred years of age. We're so

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<v Speaker 4>out of touch, we're fumbling around. Ed sheering songs? Not

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<v Speaker 4>something really zeitgeisty. What's the one where he said, you

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<v Speaker 4>know he's got his little guitar blessing in those foot pedals.

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<v Speaker 3>It's an adorable boy, all right.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a lovely that he can't grab bed, but lovely guy. Anyway.

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<v Speaker 4>What's on the mount Rushmore of wedding songs? Remember you

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<v Speaker 4>know what is the sheering song? We've got no idea

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<v Speaker 4>about the.

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<v Speaker 2>Christian O'Connell show podcast this.

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<v Speaker 4>Morning, we're trying to form a mount Rushmore of what

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<v Speaker 4>are the go to songs at every wedding? And on

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<v Speaker 4>this morning we need you to call in if you

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<v Speaker 4>want to be our resident wedding singer for Jack's wedding

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<v Speaker 4>Part two this Friday, when he finally gets after six

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<v Speaker 4>and a half years ago when he didn't get them.

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<v Speaker 4>Biancher's wife is going to give the wedding vows that

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<v Speaker 4>she didn't write six and a half years ago. Poor

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<v Speaker 4>Jack Post, I'm surprised, isn't front page of the Herald

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<v Speaker 4>Sun today? Jack Posts Show is exclusive TMZ is in

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<v Speaker 4>a vowless relationship. Before we go any further and take

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<v Speaker 4>your song suggestions for the mount Rushmore of wedding songs.

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<v Speaker 4>Patsy IONI apology, Robbie Williams Angels Q clip Huggy at Basecamp,

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<v Speaker 4>thank you. I'm quoting from an article on Smooth Radio's websites.

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<v Speaker 4>Really I am. This is Robie Williams here in an

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<v Speaker 4>interview with them. I believe that where and I wrote angels,

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<v Speaker 4>Angels isn't about anybody. It's about the thoughts that loved

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<v Speaker 4>ones that have passed on come back and sometimes take

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<v Speaker 4>care of you and you feel their presence.

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<v Speaker 3>They good.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I see here it's requested as the number one

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<v Speaker 5>funeral song.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's not have that as your wedding song Friday, just

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<v Speaker 4>putting a line through it right now. It's also going

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<v Speaker 4>nowhere near maybe tomight we're doing the mount rushmore funeral songs. Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>let's not waste that clip team, leave it up there

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<v Speaker 4>for tomorrow. All right, there's some let's go to the

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<v Speaker 4>lines right now. Nine four one four one o four

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<v Speaker 4>three wants to be on the what should be on

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<v Speaker 4>the mount rushimo of wedding songs. We've got Brad here,

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<v Speaker 4>Good morning, Brad. That isn't just me, is it?

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<v Speaker 3>That's everybody?

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<v Speaker 4>What's that metallic noise.

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<v Speaker 3>Let me try. I'll put on channel two.

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<v Speaker 4>You see, people are realizing that I do a bit

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<v Speaker 4>more on the show than people recognize.

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<v Speaker 3>That holds this.

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<v Speaker 4>Jack what a week glue? That is weakest clue known

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<v Speaker 4>to mankind. It's not Gill and grow. Let's try Brad again. Brad,

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<v Speaker 4>good morning, good, good morning, Christian.

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<v Speaker 12>How are you?

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<v Speaker 4>That's great? Yeah, and everything's going great. And Brad edg

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<v Speaker 4>sharing you can help us out with the song. We

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<v Speaker 4>were fumbling around what is the edge sharing song? We

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<v Speaker 4>were trying to a world work out what it was.

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<v Speaker 9>I's thinking out loud, it's.

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<v Speaker 2>A honey, now.

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<v Speaker 3>This is what I yes, this is it.

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<v Speaker 4>It's the one where he's in the little ballroom dancing scene.

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<v Speaker 2>Clearly what a movie video.

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<v Speaker 4>M It is a nice video. It's beautiful song this

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<v Speaker 4>as well, it's about now you know what we're going

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<v Speaker 4>on to. No smoothly got an arstic about this as well.

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<v Speaker 4>Tell you what if you need an article about any

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<v Speaker 4>of these songs, Smooth shout out to Smooth the radio.

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<v Speaker 4>They've got this stuff locked down. It's it was about

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<v Speaker 4>his girl for all at the time. They're not together anymore.

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<v Speaker 4>First line is it's about an enduring love, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>love that lasts forever. Opening line when your legs don't

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<v Speaker 4>work like they used to before, which is, oddly enough,

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<v Speaker 4>one of my bespoke wedding of ours that I wrote

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<v Speaker 4>for my wife. I just wanted to know if there

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<v Speaker 4>were any issues with her legs, I was still going

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<v Speaker 4>to love her, you know, and we we would still

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<v Speaker 4>be okay, Brad, thank you very much? Sa cool. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>no man, yep, let's go to Adam.

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<v Speaker 12>Hey, Christian, I don't want to miss the things.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, yes, just gonea vine for you, Jackie, fill in

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<v Speaker 4>this for Friday again.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like this is a kind of a down song.

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<v Speaker 4>This is a this is a this is a joyous song.

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<v Speaker 4>You don't want to miss a thing in your you know,

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<v Speaker 4>not a single board game, Wingspan, Catan, when you're in silence,

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<v Speaker 4>wul your lovely wife, Bianka. You don't want to miss

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<v Speaker 4>a thing?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I did miss a thing. I missed the vowels

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<v Speaker 3>and that's why we're here.

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<v Speaker 4>Alright, Yep, let's scratch that one. That one and what's

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<v Speaker 4>the other one we're taking off as well, angels. Robbie

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<v Speaker 4>Williams Ashley, good.

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<v Speaker 13>Morning, good morning, how are you going.

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<v Speaker 4>Ashley, what other songs should be on that mount rushmore

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<v Speaker 4>of wedding songs?

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<v Speaker 8>Six and a half years. You gotta have your steal

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<v Speaker 8>one Bush and I.

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<v Speaker 4>Right smell that cheese. Quatcha foma show? Fread out the oven?

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<v Speaker 4>How about still the one? Jackie Boy, She's still the one,

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<v Speaker 4>You're still the one.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't mind this.

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<v Speaker 5>It is yeah, because we we've already had the wedding,

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<v Speaker 5>but she's steal the one in my life.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm hopefully still great out of that confirmation. That's nice.

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<v Speaker 2>Christ Connell sho podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>So the world we're into right now in Lockdown, I'm

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<v Speaker 4>currently doing the show from home today. Yesterday had to

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<v Speaker 4>go and get COVID tested along with the rest of

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<v Speaker 4>my family while I wait for the results. Obviously isolating,

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<v Speaker 4>and so I'm doing the show from home. Actually it's

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<v Speaker 4>been quite This is the first time I've ever done

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<v Speaker 4>the show from home since I've been in Australia on

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<v Speaker 4>the radio. Here, I think we know that you can

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<v Speaker 4>get quite a bit of your household chores done during

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<v Speaker 4>the ads and the songs.

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<v Speaker 5>There's lots of clunking around during the songs, and there's

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<v Speaker 5>clunking it sounded like there was a vacuum on for

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<v Speaker 5>a little bit.

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<v Speaker 4>No, no vacuum. I was feeding the I was actually

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<v Speaker 4>feeding the dogs. And I managed to feed the two dogs,

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<v Speaker 4>take them out for poop, and the guard and pick

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<v Speaker 4>up the poop, and unload the dishwasher as well. So

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<v Speaker 4>it's actually quite nice now. I know when you guys

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<v Speaker 4>were down the line for weeks while Jack was reluctant

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<v Speaker 4>to come back in, you actually get quite a lot

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<v Speaker 4>of done. All right, So this morning show, we'll be

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<v Speaker 4>doing three topic Tuesday. In about twenty minutes time, we're

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<v Speaker 4>going to be looking for wedding singers, auditioning wedding singers tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 4>I was sorry this morning. No experience needed, okay, just

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<v Speaker 4>need to be able to bounce out. We're thinking at

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<v Speaker 4>the moment, just been chatted on the producer down the line.

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<v Speaker 4>We're thinking, so do you still like Shania Twain? You're

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<v Speaker 4>the one?

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<v Speaker 5>Well still the one was the one of three callers

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<v Speaker 5>we had that I thought was the best. But it's

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<v Speaker 5>not my favorite love song of all time. I don't

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<v Speaker 5>even think I've really listened to it all the way through.

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<v Speaker 4>Something I heard that you were looking at the music

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<v Speaker 4>video during the news. Is that right?

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<v Speaker 3>Actually, I was watching a live performance of Shania Twain

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<v Speaker 3>in this way.

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<v Speaker 4>To see it MTV unpluged. I think I missed that

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<v Speaker 4>one with Shania.

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<v Speaker 3>No Las Vegas twenty fourteen.

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<v Speaker 5>She rides a white horse out onto the stage while

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<v Speaker 5>singing the soccer that is that is.

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<v Speaker 4>How to do it?

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<v Speaker 9>Kids?

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<v Speaker 4>What she's singing it on the wing on the horse

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<v Speaker 4>man alive to beIN at that topin that horse. Oh

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<v Speaker 4>mind go there now? Anyway, AnyWho, we've got three tombit

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<v Speaker 4>Tuesday coming up. This is where we do three phone

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<v Speaker 4>ins at the same time, and obviously she's just sort

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<v Speaker 4>of come up with the ideas and the various phone ins.

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<v Speaker 4>Sometimes some don't make the cup and some that are

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<v Speaker 4>just kind of I'm not sure whether we get any callers.

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<v Speaker 4>There's one that Jack you sort of mentioned last week

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<v Speaker 4>and I saw last night you pushed it forward again.

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<v Speaker 4>Normally this means you've got it's a little bit flimsy.

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<v Speaker 4>It means I've run out of ideas. Yes, I'm going

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<v Speaker 4>back to the world. Fair enough, fair enough last night,

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<v Speaker 4>share your good news that you found out last night.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm officially an uncle as of last night. My brother

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<v Speaker 5>and his partner had a little baby boy, still unnamed.

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<v Speaker 5>But the group chat, the family group chat was gone.

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<v Speaker 3>Wild last night, red hot, congrats.

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<v Speaker 4>And still unnamed? Is actually the hipster name they're going with.

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<v Speaker 4>You never know these days. You never knowed a great

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<v Speaker 4>name for Agid. Her names get here. So now the

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<v Speaker 4>idea was, Jack has got an idea about It's I.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm trying to remember it from the two times you

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<v Speaker 4>push it towards me. What can you smell from your house?

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<v Speaker 3>I actually stand by this idea.

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<v Speaker 4>Now, no, I do, jah, which is why I want

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<v Speaker 4>to test it all right, what can you smell from

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<v Speaker 4>your house? To Jack, you tell us what can you

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<v Speaker 4>smell from your house?

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<v Speaker 5>So this I pitched this first last week before we

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<v Speaker 5>were in lockdown. I was at a friend's house. From

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<v Speaker 5>his apartment, when you're standing out on the balcony, you

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<v Speaker 5>can smell a strong scent of KFC from the end

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<v Speaker 5>of his street.

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<v Speaker 4>He says, exactly is the smell of KFC?

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<v Speaker 13>What is it?

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<v Speaker 5>You know, if anybody's been within two hundred meters of

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<v Speaker 5>a KFC, you know what the smell is.

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<v Speaker 4>Good times, Yes, that what you're saying.

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<v Speaker 3>It smells like it juices. It's just gotta smell McDonald's.

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<v Speaker 3>Has it smell? KFC? Has it smelled? Subway? Has it smell?

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<v Speaker 3>They've all got their smell, he says.

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<v Speaker 5>Even in the summer, when he's got the windows open

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<v Speaker 5>to the balcony, he'll be sitting on his couch watching TV.

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<v Speaker 3>He can smell KFC. Almost twenty four seven, Lovely.

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<v Speaker 4>Patsy, can you smell anything from your house?

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<v Speaker 11>You know when I when I was pregnant with Audrey,

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<v Speaker 11>I had the sense of smell like a fox, and

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<v Speaker 11>I could smell the What does that mean?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I just had this you start rummaging through your

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<v Speaker 4>names those takeaway guns alone, you fox.

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<v Speaker 3>I also didn't know you've got special powers.

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<v Speaker 11>Heightened and I could smell smell them smoking in their

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<v Speaker 11>backyard over the house at.

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<v Speaker 3>The back fox.

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<v Speaker 4>Foxes always smell that they put that out. We can

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<v Speaker 4>get passive something, you know from that? Okay, all right,

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<v Speaker 4>well let's give this a go. I love this. I

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<v Speaker 4>hope what can you smell from your house? Give us

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<v Speaker 4>a call.

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<v Speaker 2>Christian O'Connell Christian O'Connell show.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, So before we get into this week's three

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<v Speaker 4>tombic Tuesday we're trying out this one from Jack. What

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<v Speaker 4>can you smell from your house?

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<v Speaker 5>From my friend's apartment if you're on the balcony two

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<v Speaker 5>hundred or three hundred meters down the road is the

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<v Speaker 5>KFC He smells at twenty four to seven.

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<v Speaker 4>Lucky man Martin, good morning, here you go. I'm good Martin.

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<v Speaker 4>So what can you smell from your house?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it's a bit of a lottery because we've got

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<v Speaker 1>three things that we can smell. One is sort of

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<v Speaker 1>me saying from the dump at Clayton.

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<v Speaker 4>That's nice.

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<v Speaker 1>Not The other one is aviation fuel from the airport

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<v Speaker 1>we're having an airport, which is quite coose.

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<v Speaker 13>But the best one is mister.

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<v Speaker 1>Donuts, which so the smell of donuts and baking bread,

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<v Speaker 1>which thankfully is the most common one.

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<v Speaker 4>That's good, isn't it?

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<v Speaker 9>You know?

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<v Speaker 4>I want that if it's such a trifect. You've got

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<v Speaker 4>the other methane from the dump, aviation fuel, and then

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<v Speaker 4>donuts the one I want to hear most of in

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<v Speaker 4>the mix. There is the lead beg is mister donuts.

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<v Speaker 4>Harmony set this one out, guys. He's got this one

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<v Speaker 4>that's a going on there. What is the area that

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<v Speaker 4>you live in Martin.

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<v Speaker 13>So right next to Merevin Airports, right, yep.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, gotcha, I know where you are, all right, Martin,

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<v Speaker 4>thank you very much for me cool. I hope it's

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<v Speaker 4>a donut day to day on both counties. All right, Nikki,

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<v Speaker 4>good morning, Good morning, Nikki. It's a question that has

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<v Speaker 4>to be asked. What can you smell from your house?

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<v Speaker 8>Christian?

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<v Speaker 6>When I was a kid, we live ne the Hinds

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<v Speaker 6>Factory and we could sell tomato soup?

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<v Speaker 4>Was it always tomato soup? Were they just churning out

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<v Speaker 4>three hundred and sixty five days year, never any chicken

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<v Speaker 4>or malakatona?

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<v Speaker 6>No, it was just because, I guess, because it's such

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<v Speaker 6>a some smell. It was just, oh, we could smell

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<v Speaker 6>with tomato soup. And even now when I sell smadow sleep,

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<v Speaker 6>I think of my childhood, yes, and that, Yeah, it

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<v Speaker 6>was really nice.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Did anyone's mum whenever they're sick? What are the health

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<v Speaker 4>properties of tomato soup? Last week, right when I was off,

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<v Speaker 4>suddenly my wife turned up in the bedroom right with

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<v Speaker 4>a bowl. I went, please don't tell that tomato soup?

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<v Speaker 4>What are the health properties off this golden elixa?

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<v Speaker 5>Actually anyone tried to give me tomato soup when I

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<v Speaker 5>was feeling well, I would think I'm fine, I don't.

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<v Speaker 4>Need Please not the dreaded tomato soup. Nikki, thank you

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<v Speaker 4>very much. You call us one more. Andrea, good morning,

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<v Speaker 4>Good morning, guys, good morning. I was leaving some room

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<v Speaker 4>for the other two there. They obviously just left you hanging,

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<v Speaker 4>and it is really rude. Andrea, what's the smell from

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<v Speaker 4>your house?

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<v Speaker 7>Lamb on a speech, A man on a spit, Lamb.

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<v Speaker 4>What a country I've moved to. That'd be a warranty

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<v Speaker 4>upon me at any moment, could be you on that spit.

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<v Speaker 4>They're roasting screams for miles.

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<v Speaker 7>You need kangaroo camel. But yeah, man on the spit, ca.

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<v Speaker 3>Camel from barbecue and Andrews house.

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<v Speaker 4>I think this camel needs ano about ten hours. There's humps,

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<v Speaker 4>a little bit dry. So is that you are you

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<v Speaker 4>near a Greek restaurant or no.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm in the heart of Greek suburbia.

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<v Speaker 4>So it's a lovely smell that I love Greek.

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<v Speaker 7>It's just divine. So every Sunday it started Greek Easter

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<v Speaker 7>several weeks.

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<v Speaker 4>Every every Sunday, they just do it every Sunday. They

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<v Speaker 4>don't steak till.

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<v Speaker 7>One somewhere in the suburbs.

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<v Speaker 13>On the street on the.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, exactly as my friends say. You to make make

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<v Speaker 7>pals with your with your neighbors.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, or do what Patsy does just to start rubbaging

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<v Speaker 4>through their beans. Wish you had the sonic super powers.

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<v Speaker 4>Pregnant and that camel. Don't forget Hi, Andrew, Thank you

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<v Speaker 4>very much, you cool, Take care. Thanks to the show.

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<v Speaker 2>Bye bye now Chris Christin O'Connell Christian O'Connell's show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>we run three phone ins at the same time, hugging.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's play the music and here are today's topics. Jackie boy,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm loving What can you Smell from your House? It

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<v Speaker 4>lives on, it stays on. What can you Smell from

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<v Speaker 4>your House? Just joined us. We're doing important radio again

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<v Speaker 4>right the cold face of entertainment. What can you smell

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<v Speaker 4>from your house? See you just tuned in. You've miscalls

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<v Speaker 4>about me, thane and aviation fuel and donuts. What's it

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<v Speaker 4>for you? What can you smell from your house? Some

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<v Speaker 4>good news? We already good news right now, Jack Post

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<v Speaker 4>is an uncle. That is great news. And what an

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<v Speaker 4>uncle you're going to be. You'll be an amazing uncle.

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<v Speaker 4>But you will be every family's got one, that crazy uncle.

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<v Speaker 8>No.

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<v Speaker 5>I think I'm hoping to be the wise uncle who

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<v Speaker 5>gives life lessons and that the many.

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<v Speaker 4>Of us had dreams of what we hoped we turn

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<v Speaker 4>out to be. Look at the state of me, all right.

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't want it to turn out on this Jack.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, you've got you've got nephews. What kind of uncle

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<v Speaker 3>are you to.

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<v Speaker 4>Those crazy crazy you know what, pretty hot crazy uncles.

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<v Speaker 4>We're looking for your stories this morning of crazy uncles

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<v Speaker 4>in families. I always think, right, it's about the auntie

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<v Speaker 4>and uncles, aren't they. You two will have some funny

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<v Speaker 4>old aunties and uncles I have in my fun family

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<v Speaker 4>as well.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, and I've got my uncle used to he was

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<v Speaker 5>a police officer, mind you, but when we were in

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<v Speaker 5>the car to scare us, when we went over train tracks.

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<v Speaker 5>He would start driving down the train tracks.

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<v Speaker 3>He was a police officer.

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<v Speaker 4>Doesn't make it all right perking the job if you're

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<v Speaker 4>in vic police. I've never seen him going it's okay,

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<v Speaker 4>it's okay. I'm with my kids. My kids just coming through.

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<v Speaker 3>What an uncle?

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<v Speaker 4>What a thrill seeker?

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<v Speaker 9>Wow?

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<v Speaker 4>Wait there go, we've got our first one. Crazy uncles?

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<v Speaker 4>What is your story about your crazy uncle? And Patsy?

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<v Speaker 4>You were off last week with honslitis. The company were,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, they were trying to hopefully that you were

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<v Speaker 4>going to come back anyway, but also just to celebrate

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<v Speaker 4>mark the fact that in your second run in this

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<v Speaker 4>radio station. They were they couldn't work out whether it

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<v Speaker 4>was your tenth year working here or you eleventh year. Now,

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<v Speaker 4>I said, how do you not know you've been paying her?

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<v Speaker 4>Do you burn the records for Patrina Jones? There's no

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<v Speaker 4>pay portrayal that she ever worked here.

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<v Speaker 3>So they went for a kind of in between gifts.

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<v Speaker 5>They didn't want it to be too good that it

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<v Speaker 5>represented if it was an eleven year and a verse three,

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<v Speaker 5>but they didn't want to be bad if it was

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<v Speaker 5>a ten year.

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<v Speaker 3>It was the latter.

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<v Speaker 11>It was eleven years, but they wouldn't include my Matt leave,

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<v Speaker 11>so effectively it was ten years. But am milestone all

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<v Speaker 11>the same.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's not get into why they didn't include your mate leave.

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<v Speaker 4>There's just leave that Leah in all things. Yeah, like

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<v Speaker 4>I said, yeah, key word, leave that struggling today, guys

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<v Speaker 4>to rain and control if you all went a half

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<v Speaker 4>an hour away? All right? Okay? Wrong dates maybe even

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<v Speaker 4>celebrating a birthday wrong date for years and years and years.

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<v Speaker 4>This company's got no idea whether Patsy's been at ten

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<v Speaker 4>or eleven years?

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<v Speaker 9>Do you know?

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<v Speaker 4>Hockey was just telling me every year they get his

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<v Speaker 4>birthday date wrong, he gets them, he gets one of

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<v Speaker 4>those try old happy birthday employeen number nine thousand, nine

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<v Speaker 4>hundred and fifty two, and it's like it's always the

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<v Speaker 4>wrong day. He's been in nine hundred and sixty two years.

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<v Speaker 4>He built the station.

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<v Speaker 5>He was born in a year before they actually had calendar,

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<v Speaker 5>so it's very hard to market one.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, he was he was born in the radio. It

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<v Speaker 4>was all fields around here when he started. AnyWho wrong dates?

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<v Speaker 4>So this morning then on three topic Tuesday, what can

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<v Speaker 4>you smell from your house? Wrong dates and crazy uncles?

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<v Speaker 4>Nine four one four one oh four three. And what

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<v Speaker 4>a prize, my friends, whether you want one or not.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm going to send you a free copy of my book.

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<v Speaker 4>I say free like I'm going to say, Hey, here's

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<v Speaker 4>my bank details, transfer the money Mates rates. You can

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<v Speaker 4>have it for twenty bucks. You can want a sit

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<v Speaker 4>copy of a book. It's out today. No one listens

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<v Speaker 4>to your dad's show, Christian O'Connell Podcast three Tombit Tuesday.

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<v Speaker 4>The phone in is this morning where you can jump

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<v Speaker 4>on board on your phone one oh four three, give

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<v Speaker 4>us a call. Great news this morning that Jack Post

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<v Speaker 4>is going to become an uncle and you'll be an

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<v Speaker 4>amazing uncle.

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<v Speaker 12>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not even becoming one. I am one.

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<v Speaker 4>The baby is born. Sorry that I must correct my tents,

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<v Speaker 4>must get these things right. Jesus Christ, just go with

0:33:24.080 --> 0:33:30.560
<v Speaker 4>the flow. It's just radio, okay, inspector logic. Anyway. Jack

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<v Speaker 4>has become an uncle. Are we all clear about that?

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<v Speaker 4>Do not ever ever say it's in the street. Hey,

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<v Speaker 4>good luck when you become an uncle. He is one,

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<v Speaker 4>he's actively and he's uncling right now in the studio

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<v Speaker 4>your crazy uncle stories on one oh four three. Wrong dates.

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<v Speaker 4>This radio station is not sure whether Patsy's been with

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<v Speaker 4>us ten years or eleven years and walk in his

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<v Speaker 4>smell from your house nine four one four one oh

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<v Speaker 4>four three let's go too, Sorry, I'm working from home

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<v Speaker 4>to is this Mick, Mick?

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<v Speaker 12>How are you?

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<v Speaker 9>No?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm good, Mick, hope you're well. Thanks your calling the show.

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 12>Got about my crazy uncle Kevin, who was known as

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<v Speaker 12>Daggy YEP. One of my favorite stories. He had to

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<v Speaker 12>take a year and specimen in a year and specimen

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<v Speaker 12>into the doctors. So he's got a small whiskey bottle

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<v Speaker 12>and filled it full of cold tea, and he's walked

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<v Speaker 12>into the surgery and presented this to the doctor and

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<v Speaker 12>the doctors had to look at it and held up

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<v Speaker 12>for the light and says it's a bit of a

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<v Speaker 12>strange color. Mister Rogers, he says, oh is it? No

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<v Speaker 12>worries I women through again. He's taken the top off

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<v Speaker 12>and drained the bottle in front of the horrified doctor.

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<v Speaker 4>That is a crazy uncle story. You asked those crazy

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<v Speaker 4>uncle stories. He's going to down that fake your infou

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<v Speaker 4>you'rein tea then front of the old doctor.

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<v Speaker 13>Hit a shock to the old doc.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I bet. Yeah, Mick, thank you very much and cool.

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<v Speaker 12>No worries, mate. Bye.

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<v Speaker 4>You're writing that one down, Jack.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you think that doctor was shocked thing they're saying

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<v Speaker 3>a prank?

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<v Speaker 4>No, No, it's probably got a little tiny chat and

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<v Speaker 4>it's gonna have the five hundred one this week next No, Sharon,

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<v Speaker 4>good morning, Good morning, Sharon. Wrong date. What's your story

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<v Speaker 4>for us? Mate?

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, so my sister in law was one of fourteen

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<v Speaker 8>children and she always celebrated her birthday on the twentieth

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<v Speaker 8>of April, which is also my brother's birthday. So they presumed,

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<v Speaker 8>you know, that was all good. They'd celebrate their birthdays together.

0:35:29.880 --> 0:35:33.080
<v Speaker 8>And when they actually got married, she got a birth

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<v Speaker 8>certificate and it's actually the twenty first of April. For

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<v Speaker 8>twenty light years she celebrated on the twentieth, but now

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<v Speaker 8>she celebrates on the twenty third.

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<v Speaker 4>But do you think your mom just did it for

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<v Speaker 4>convenience or.

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<v Speaker 9>Right?

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<v Speaker 8>It was actually her mum, she's my sister in law.

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<v Speaker 8>I suppose with fourteen kids, she was in the middle

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<v Speaker 8>of them. She just thought, oh, well, whatever that date was, they'll.

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<v Speaker 4>Do, yes, kit family birthday.

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<v Speaker 9>For all.

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<v Speaker 8>Birthday the twentieth.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you got that many kids. Just make life easy

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<v Speaker 4>way if you can, right, I'd get tip X out

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<v Speaker 4>on that birth certificate and just fake them all.

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<v Speaker 8>I think it was only hers.

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<v Speaker 10>I'm not sure about the shah.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you very much and cool, no worries.

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<v Speaker 13>Have good day and you Steven, Hey Christian, Uh look

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<v Speaker 13>on the crazy uncle good Man?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh?

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<v Speaker 13>Why make the first birthday? I did buy her motorbike,

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<v Speaker 13>a dirt bike.

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<v Speaker 4>How old was she?

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<v Speaker 9>Five?

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<v Speaker 13>She just, she said one when I brought her the

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<v Speaker 13>motorbike on her first birthday?

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<v Speaker 4>You brought her motorbike as a one year old going

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<v Speaker 4>to get on a dirt bike? Oh?

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<v Speaker 13>She did?

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<v Speaker 8>What?

0:36:48.880 --> 0:36:49.960
<v Speaker 4>Side side car?

0:36:50.239 --> 0:36:53.600
<v Speaker 13>Or like a full on proper Pewey fifty motorbike.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like a Way's Brother movie.

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<v Speaker 13>Yes, it's just just recently, on a third birthday, I

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<v Speaker 13>brought her a goat.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll tell you what about you? You as an uncle, right,

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<v Speaker 4>you never know what you're going to get on your birthday.

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<v Speaker 4>My uncle Steven's around on your birthday? You know what

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<v Speaker 4>I mean? Where do you go?

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<v Speaker 9>Now?

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<v Speaker 4>You've pete so soon? You've done the motorbike at one,

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<v Speaker 4>the goat at three? What's there for five? Ten eleven

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<v Speaker 4>and eighteen and twenty one, and what about where.

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<v Speaker 13>You go to Oh I no, I just I just

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<v Speaker 13>seen the goat and I was like, oh yeah, sure

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<v Speaker 13>grabbed that goat.

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<v Speaker 4>You have the feeling Steven didn't pay for that go

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<v Speaker 4>You just saw it the side of the side of

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<v Speaker 4>a road, just grabbed it and shoved it in the car.

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<v Speaker 3>Now right, A billion in the motorcycle.

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<v Speaker 2>The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you very much a Patty giving us heads up

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<v Speaker 4>about tonight. I can't believe that asteroid, Chad, do you

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<v Speaker 4>hear that it's only seven point two million kilometers away from.

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<v Speaker 5>Us, traveling at sixty four thousand kilometers an hour.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, everyone's day safe. I mean that is like

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<v Speaker 4>me texting Jack going I'm very near your house. How

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<v Speaker 4>far away? Seven point two millions away? Wave out the window.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm going to be gunning it. I can't stop.

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<v Speaker 3>Come on, stop the asteroid.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm an asteroid. I'm the size of the Eifall Tower.

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<v Speaker 4>There are always the size of some of those asteroids,

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<v Speaker 4>aren't they. They're perfectly sized to things we can understand.

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<v Speaker 4>God bless those aliens. All right, we're doing three topic Tuesday,

0:38:32.000 --> 0:38:33.880
<v Speaker 4>it's a standing once a month, isn't that There's an

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<v Speaker 4>asteroid the size of in sir mcg or whatever it is.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like a bit.

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<v Speaker 5>It's a bit, boy, cried wolf. I reckon one's going

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<v Speaker 5>to be coming at us. But because we hear about

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<v Speaker 5>them in the news all the right, we won't worry

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<v Speaker 5>about it.

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<v Speaker 4>Now one time we don't worry about it's all over

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<v Speaker 4>and we never know about it, all right. So three

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<v Speaker 4>topic two staying running. Three phone is at the same

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<v Speaker 4>time nine four one four one o four three. Jack

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<v Speaker 4>is an uncle. That is the breaking news this morning.

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<v Speaker 4>He's an active uncle. He's uncling live on the radio

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<v Speaker 4>right now. And so congratulations to you brother as well

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<v Speaker 4>and all your family. I bet they are made up

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<v Speaker 4>with this news, aren't they.

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<v Speaker 5>Everybody's over the moon where everybody's desperate for more pictures,

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<v Speaker 5>more information.

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<v Speaker 3>We don't even know the baby's name yet.

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<v Speaker 4>Boy or girl. We allowed to know Jack.

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<v Speaker 3>He is a boy.

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<v Speaker 4>That is good news. He is a boy, confirmed, all right?

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<v Speaker 4>So crazy uncle stories. Also wrong dates. This radio station

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<v Speaker 4>unsure whether Patsy has been working and paid by the

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<v Speaker 4>for ten years or eleven years? What are your wrong dates?

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<v Speaker 4>That you've got and what can you smell from your house?

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<v Speaker 4>Nine four one four one oh four three. Early on

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<v Speaker 4>this morning, Jack stundersall as he often does, but this

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<v Speaker 4>time about his uncle. Please tell that uncle. Story about

0:39:43.760 --> 0:39:47.440
<v Speaker 4>your uncle that was in the police. Was the police.

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<v Speaker 3>He has retired now, but he didn't get fired. He

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<v Speaker 3>he was my crazy uncle.

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<v Speaker 5>He would scare us by driving down train tracks instead

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<v Speaker 5>of driving along the road. Also, he once took me

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<v Speaker 5>on a sting. Oh yeah, when he was an active

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<v Speaker 5>police officer. He took me on a sting. He got

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<v Speaker 5>me to bring mum and dad's camcorder and I hid

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<v Speaker 5>in the back of the Jack.

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<v Speaker 4>Can we get this once a week? Right, story a

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<v Speaker 4>week from your uncle? Please carry on. I want to

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<v Speaker 4>be in this scene. He got you to bring your

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<v Speaker 4>cam card what.

0:40:19.800 --> 0:40:20.960
<v Speaker 3>To film it, to film it.

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<v Speaker 5>So he was setting up a fake purchase of a

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<v Speaker 5>PlayStation two that had been chipped. They were trying to

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<v Speaker 5>crack down on chipping PlayStations and illegal burning of games.

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<v Speaker 5>So he was going to buy the PlayStation and the

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<v Speaker 5>games off a guy in a service station and we

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<v Speaker 5>parked in there and then.

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<v Speaker 4>I was and you're part of this trying to take

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<v Speaker 4>down some criminal underworld.

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<v Speaker 3>I was filming. I was twelve.

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<v Speaker 5>I was in the back of his Torago with a

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<v Speaker 5>jacket over my head and hooch filming the interaction in

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<v Speaker 5>the purchase of the PlayStation.

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<v Speaker 4>We're scared.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I actually remember being really excited.

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<v Speaker 4>Tim on the show. We've got to look for stories

0:41:05.480 --> 0:41:07.600
<v Speaker 4>that I love, stories about when people go to work

0:41:07.640 --> 0:41:10.799
<v Speaker 4>with a family member. That's insane. That's amazing, all right,

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<v Speaker 4>nine four one four one oh four three, Let's get Jim.

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<v Speaker 4>Jim has been waiting on hold for about ten minutes. Jim,

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<v Speaker 4>good morning. I'm good Jim, but I hope you well

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<v Speaker 4>this morning. Thanks for waiting on hold for us, Jim,

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<v Speaker 4>what's your story for us this morning? On three topic Tuesday?

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<v Speaker 10>My ex partner with mother, we've lived in Werriby. I'm

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<v Speaker 10>I'm sure the back on the decks you can smell

0:41:33.160 --> 0:41:37.160
<v Speaker 10>the smell. They smell a nice see it. But it wasn't.

0:41:37.400 --> 0:41:38.720
<v Speaker 10>It was actually the series plant.

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<v Speaker 11>Oh, now come a week copperbad wrap.

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<v Speaker 4>Out West.

0:41:43.800 --> 0:41:50.160
<v Speaker 3>There's nothing wrong with yes space out West. There is

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<v Speaker 3>a patch. I've got to say, Christian, remember when we

0:41:52.280 --> 0:41:53.800
<v Speaker 3>drove out to the one Electric.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, I'm half an hour away down the light

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<v Speaker 4>to day. I'm all right, you're not. I worry your safety. Jack.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't remember that story whatsoever. I'm swearing the Fifth Amendment.

0:42:05.560 --> 0:42:07.080
<v Speaker 4>It never happened. We never smelled the.

0:42:07.080 --> 0:42:09.720
<v Speaker 3>Smell of poop, not since the eighties.

0:42:09.760 --> 0:42:10.720
<v Speaker 11>They fixed the treatment.

0:42:11.719 --> 0:42:14.200
<v Speaker 4>Chat would bring that up years ago. I can remember

0:42:15.480 --> 0:42:17.759
<v Speaker 4>some things that never stayed with us. Jack, all right,

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<v Speaker 4>any who ninety four one four four three, This is

0:42:22.800 --> 0:42:25.480
<v Speaker 4>Robbie Williams on Gold Let me entertain you. So we're

0:42:25.520 --> 0:42:28.000
<v Speaker 4>looking for your stories of crazy uncles, wrong dates and

0:42:28.120 --> 0:42:31.360
<v Speaker 4>what can you smell from your house and obviously cannot

0:42:31.440 --> 0:42:33.640
<v Speaker 4>smell sewage anywhere? And where are we?

0:42:34.120 --> 0:42:37.560
<v Speaker 2>Fact the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

0:42:37.880 --> 0:42:41.360
<v Speaker 4>Everyone calling the show today again a copy of my book,

0:42:41.600 --> 0:42:44.000
<v Speaker 4>No One Listens to Your Dad's Show, which is out today.

0:42:44.680 --> 0:42:47.759
<v Speaker 4>It's out today, but we obviously aren't out today. So

0:42:48.480 --> 0:42:50.120
<v Speaker 4>like the radio show, let the book come to you.

0:42:50.719 --> 0:42:54.160
<v Speaker 4>And I don't know, I don't who knows whether we're

0:42:54.200 --> 0:42:55.920
<v Speaker 4>going to be coming out this the weekend or a

0:42:56.000 --> 0:42:58.360
<v Speaker 4>wee bit longer. But thank you very much to everyone

0:42:58.360 --> 0:43:01.160
<v Speaker 4>whos been buying the book as well and pre ordering

0:43:01.200 --> 0:43:03.680
<v Speaker 4>it as well. You will get it this week. Thank

0:43:03.719 --> 0:43:06.120
<v Speaker 4>you also as well. My book is out today and

0:43:06.719 --> 0:43:08.319
<v Speaker 4>I'm really proud of it. Actually, I've put my heart

0:43:08.320 --> 0:43:11.200
<v Speaker 4>and soul into the book and it's about the move here,

0:43:11.800 --> 0:43:14.040
<v Speaker 4>but it's also about something else, which is what I

0:43:14.080 --> 0:43:15.760
<v Speaker 4>want to talk about this morning. And Jack and Pats

0:43:15.840 --> 0:43:18.120
<v Speaker 4>know about this, and they've known for a bit of

0:43:18.160 --> 0:43:20.480
<v Speaker 4>time as well. But one thing I want to talk

0:43:20.480 --> 0:43:22.840
<v Speaker 4>about when I told my story was I want to

0:43:22.880 --> 0:43:25.360
<v Speaker 4>tell the real reason of why I moved here. And

0:43:25.400 --> 0:43:27.520
<v Speaker 4>I've never really talked about it before for a reason

0:43:27.560 --> 0:43:30.440
<v Speaker 4>because I felt ashamed of it. And sometimes when we

0:43:30.520 --> 0:43:32.879
<v Speaker 4>have something tough in our life, we feel we feel shame,

0:43:32.960 --> 0:43:34.719
<v Speaker 4>and it keeps you in a very small place. It

0:43:34.760 --> 0:43:37.520
<v Speaker 4>makes you feel very lonely as well. And five years ago,

0:43:37.600 --> 0:43:39.040
<v Speaker 4>five or six years ago, and my life was in

0:43:39.080 --> 0:43:42.320
<v Speaker 4>a very different place. I had terrible anxiety attacks and

0:43:42.360 --> 0:43:44.120
<v Speaker 4>I couldn't do the one thing that I've always loved

0:43:44.160 --> 0:43:46.640
<v Speaker 4>in my life, which is this radio. And for an

0:43:46.719 --> 0:43:49.839
<v Speaker 4>awful period, I wasn't I was having any terrible anxiety tacks.

0:43:49.880 --> 0:43:52.680
<v Speaker 4>As I was walking into the radio station and I

0:43:52.760 --> 0:43:57.040
<v Speaker 4>had to had to go home, and my wife, as always,

0:43:57.160 --> 0:43:58.880
<v Speaker 4>was a great support and she said, it's always a

0:43:58.920 --> 0:44:00.719
<v Speaker 4>defining moment in relationship. And she said, I think you

0:44:00.800 --> 0:44:02.800
<v Speaker 4>need to go and get help. And I did, and

0:44:02.800 --> 0:44:04.440
<v Speaker 4>it was the best thing I've ever done for myself.

0:44:04.680 --> 0:44:06.120
<v Speaker 4>And even though it was a very, very tough time

0:44:06.160 --> 0:44:08.200
<v Speaker 4>in my life. And I also want to assure you

0:44:08.280 --> 0:44:10.480
<v Speaker 4>that this book, I haven't just written this for three

0:44:10.520 --> 0:44:12.920
<v Speaker 4>inches and thirty two pages. It isn't it's like some

0:44:13.080 --> 0:44:16.360
<v Speaker 4>Angela's ashes misery fest. It's part of my story, it

0:44:16.480 --> 0:44:18.400
<v Speaker 4>isn't the whole story. And even though that happened in

0:44:18.480 --> 0:44:21.280
<v Speaker 4>my life, I actually grew through it. I learned some stuff.

0:44:21.320 --> 0:44:23.160
<v Speaker 4>I learned some new things about what to do and

0:44:23.680 --> 0:44:25.600
<v Speaker 4>if it can help one person. And right now in

0:44:25.680 --> 0:44:28.200
<v Speaker 4>the world, there is a lot of people stuff anxiety.

0:44:28.320 --> 0:44:31.040
<v Speaker 4>It's not unique to me. It comes in various forms.

0:44:31.320 --> 0:44:33.759
<v Speaker 4>This just happened to be mine. The amazing thing is

0:44:34.640 --> 0:44:36.160
<v Speaker 4>and this could be you as well. If you're in

0:44:36.239 --> 0:44:37.840
<v Speaker 4>it right now, you've been in it before and you

0:44:37.960 --> 0:44:40.120
<v Speaker 4>might be in it again. Is you can get through it.

0:44:40.160 --> 0:44:42.279
<v Speaker 4>And I also from not being able to do a

0:44:42.400 --> 0:44:44.399
<v Speaker 4>radio show, I had a kind of Once I got

0:44:44.480 --> 0:44:45.920
<v Speaker 4>better and was able to get back to the thing

0:44:45.960 --> 0:44:48.120
<v Speaker 4>I love in my life, which is radio. I was

0:44:48.200 --> 0:44:51.040
<v Speaker 4>able then to make some changes in my life. And

0:44:51.840 --> 0:44:53.359
<v Speaker 4>if I could give one bit of advice to anyone

0:44:53.560 --> 0:44:55.840
<v Speaker 4>who if you ever go through this is the mistake

0:44:55.880 --> 0:44:57.520
<v Speaker 4>I made that made it harder was I looked the

0:44:57.600 --> 0:44:59.759
<v Speaker 4>other way. And sometimes we do that in tough times.

0:45:00.160 --> 0:45:02.839
<v Speaker 4>We sort of we're hardwired these days to be risk

0:45:02.960 --> 0:45:05.000
<v Speaker 4>and pain averse, and we look the other way. We're

0:45:05.040 --> 0:45:07.320
<v Speaker 4>looking the other way from us. And actually, what my

0:45:07.760 --> 0:45:09.720
<v Speaker 4>big thing was looking the other way and looking towards

0:45:09.760 --> 0:45:11.560
<v Speaker 4>what was actually going on to me. And I can

0:45:11.600 --> 0:45:14.480
<v Speaker 4>say this now that actually the anxiety attacks were that

0:45:14.640 --> 0:45:16.480
<v Speaker 4>were the best thing that ever happened to my life.

0:45:16.520 --> 0:45:19.640
<v Speaker 4>Without them, I wouldn't have come to Australia. Please don't

0:45:19.640 --> 0:45:21.840
<v Speaker 4>think you need to respond to any kind of anxiety

0:45:21.920 --> 0:45:23.520
<v Speaker 4>life by moving on the other side of the world.

0:45:23.800 --> 0:45:27.359
<v Speaker 4>That's a very extreme overcorrection, all right. The book isn't

0:45:27.400 --> 0:45:30.200
<v Speaker 4>saying the only way you can slay anxiety is to

0:45:30.360 --> 0:45:31.920
<v Speaker 4>move to a different hemisphere.

0:45:31.920 --> 0:45:33.560
<v Speaker 5>If you can point on the map that it's further

0:45:33.640 --> 0:45:36.040
<v Speaker 5>away than further away from where you are right now.

0:45:36.239 --> 0:45:39.320
<v Speaker 4>Throw a dart at the globe and go there, you know.

0:45:39.360 --> 0:45:42.879
<v Speaker 4>And that's why Tony Robbins awakened the giant within. Don't

0:45:42.920 --> 0:45:46.200
<v Speaker 4>do it. I wouldn't recommend it to anyone. However, the

0:45:46.280 --> 0:45:48.520
<v Speaker 4>story isn't about that. It's part of my life. It

0:45:48.600 --> 0:45:51.160
<v Speaker 4>probably be bubbling around for a while, but it isn't

0:45:51.280 --> 0:45:53.400
<v Speaker 4>all of me, and it doesn't define who I am.

0:45:53.440 --> 0:45:56.000
<v Speaker 4>I've stormaged to have an amazing life and I've got

0:45:56.040 --> 0:45:57.759
<v Speaker 4>to come to Australia with my wife and kids. So

0:45:58.360 --> 0:46:00.320
<v Speaker 4>some of you might have seen the article that was

0:46:00.400 --> 0:46:04.239
<v Speaker 4>in the Herald Sun and Sunday about all this, and

0:46:04.440 --> 0:46:06.440
<v Speaker 4>so the real reason why I put it in the

0:46:06.480 --> 0:46:08.440
<v Speaker 4>book is because my kids have You know, if you've

0:46:08.440 --> 0:46:10.600
<v Speaker 4>got teenagers, they're going to go through tough times. And

0:46:10.640 --> 0:46:12.719
<v Speaker 4>I found myself saying this a lot. Oh, you know,

0:46:12.800 --> 0:46:15.399
<v Speaker 4>it's very human to struggle. You've got nothing to feel

0:46:15.400 --> 0:46:17.200
<v Speaker 4>ashamed about. One of them said to me, it's all

0:46:17.280 --> 0:46:19.560
<v Speaker 4>right for you, what do you know, and I thought, well,

0:46:19.600 --> 0:46:22.520
<v Speaker 4>I am ashamed. I'm not living to what I want

0:46:22.600 --> 0:46:25.040
<v Speaker 4>them to aspire to do. So I put it in there.

0:46:25.520 --> 0:46:27.240
<v Speaker 4>It's a bit at the start of the book. Perhapsy

0:46:27.280 --> 0:46:29.680
<v Speaker 4>you're reading the book, it's not all the book in there.

0:46:29.719 --> 0:46:31.440
<v Speaker 4>Il really helps it. I put my heart ins on

0:46:31.520 --> 0:46:33.879
<v Speaker 4>the book. It is funny because it's been amazing. You're

0:46:33.920 --> 0:46:36.080
<v Speaker 4>in this book as well, Jack, Patsy, lots of the

0:46:36.160 --> 0:46:38.520
<v Speaker 4>callers to this show, some of the hate mail, and

0:46:38.640 --> 0:46:40.279
<v Speaker 4>then the people that have really made a difference in

0:46:40.320 --> 0:46:42.839
<v Speaker 4>our life, like Peter Logan, you're in there as well.

0:46:42.960 --> 0:46:45.440
<v Speaker 4>It isn't just my story. It's a story of if

0:46:45.600 --> 0:46:48.719
<v Speaker 4>this show exists. Because you listen to it and you

0:46:48.840 --> 0:46:50.840
<v Speaker 4>support it with all your phone calls that you do

0:46:50.920 --> 0:46:53.239
<v Speaker 4>in your emails and you misheardly, it sures you are

0:46:53.320 --> 0:46:55.560
<v Speaker 4>as much part of this show as me, Jack and

0:46:55.640 --> 0:46:58.040
<v Speaker 4>pats and I love that. I hope that we're building

0:46:58.120 --> 0:47:00.319
<v Speaker 4>something new in front of your ears and eyes any

0:47:00.400 --> 0:47:02.440
<v Speaker 4>hearts sometimes as well. And I've always wanted to make

0:47:03.000 --> 0:47:06.480
<v Speaker 4>this show. When I moved here, I wanted it to

0:47:06.560 --> 0:47:16.480
<v Speaker 4>be a place where I guess I just after going

0:47:16.600 --> 0:47:20.239
<v Speaker 4>through that it was so hard. I always wanted to

0:47:21.400 --> 0:47:23.880
<v Speaker 4>make a radio show where there's anyone feeling like that

0:47:24.600 --> 0:47:27.200
<v Speaker 4>they didn't need to fit alone. And I want to

0:47:27.360 --> 0:47:30.640
<v Speaker 4>maybe hopefully I'll get through some minute. Guys, don't worry,

0:47:32.280 --> 0:47:38.239
<v Speaker 4>thanks for garing. Jack actually actually thought he's gone. In

0:47:38.320 --> 0:47:43.800
<v Speaker 4>is Tesla Tesla, there are big emotions right now. This

0:47:44.080 --> 0:47:45.759
<v Speaker 4>was not in the running order to come and get me.

0:47:45.960 --> 0:47:49.560
<v Speaker 3>But no, I always I want, I want to forget.

0:47:52.640 --> 0:47:55.160
<v Speaker 4>An ten minutes down me. I'm struggling out and weeping

0:47:55.640 --> 0:47:57.920
<v Speaker 4>in my own house, Jack, and that's not enough for him. No,

0:47:58.200 --> 0:48:00.000
<v Speaker 4>I want this show to be someone we can talk

0:48:00.120 --> 0:48:02.160
<v Speaker 4>about all of life, the silly things we do, and

0:48:02.280 --> 0:48:04.160
<v Speaker 4>the other you know, the other emotions as well. I

0:48:04.200 --> 0:48:06.200
<v Speaker 4>want to bring it all to this to this radio show,

0:48:06.200 --> 0:48:08.960
<v Speaker 4>and I hope we're doing that. So anyway, probably the

0:48:09.000 --> 0:48:11.680
<v Speaker 4>strangers plunked a book you're ever probably not going to read.

0:48:12.040 --> 0:48:14.359
<v Speaker 4>But what I was trying to say was man of life.

0:48:15.160 --> 0:48:17.800
<v Speaker 4>From years of not saying anything to getting the emails

0:48:17.840 --> 0:48:21.880
<v Speaker 4>from you guys has just been overwhelming. So thank you.

0:48:22.080 --> 0:48:23.080
<v Speaker 4>Took a break and I'll be back.

0:48:23.560 --> 0:48:23.880
<v Speaker 3>Christian.

0:48:24.520 --> 0:48:28.680
<v Speaker 2>Hello, Christian O'Connell show podcast.

0:48:31.239 --> 0:48:35.239
<v Speaker 4>God want at four point three, Christian O'Connell's show cutting crew.

0:48:35.280 --> 0:48:37.880
<v Speaker 4>I just died in your arms tonight. Jack and Passy

0:48:37.920 --> 0:48:39.920
<v Speaker 4>probably wondering a week is he going to be okay

0:48:40.120 --> 0:48:42.959
<v Speaker 4>to do the work? Time? Was stuff? Hello?

0:48:43.400 --> 0:48:46.720
<v Speaker 5>Even I don't know, I don't know. Give me permission

0:48:46.760 --> 0:48:48.520
<v Speaker 5>to speak and I'll speak. I want to actually say

0:48:48.640 --> 0:48:50.759
<v Speaker 5>how great the book is. You didn't give me a

0:48:50.840 --> 0:48:53.200
<v Speaker 5>chance before. I'm already fifty pages in loving the book.

0:48:53.200 --> 0:48:53.920
<v Speaker 3>It's fantastic.

0:48:54.239 --> 0:48:56.200
<v Speaker 4>Thank you. All right, let's crack on with the show,

0:48:56.239 --> 0:48:57.880
<v Speaker 4>all right, so you can win your tickets to go

0:48:58.000 --> 0:49:01.120
<v Speaker 4>to one Electric Day. It's back at where we part

0:49:01.200 --> 0:49:03.920
<v Speaker 4>this November. Can only win your tickets now completely sold

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<v Speaker 4>out here on Gold today. With Jackie Boy becoming an uncle,

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<v Speaker 4>we're looking for your baby movies. That is the one,

0:49:11.520 --> 0:49:12.560
<v Speaker 4>isn't it? That's it?

0:49:12.719 --> 0:49:14.040
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, baby movies.

0:49:14.239 --> 0:49:18.399
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, all right, baby movies. Oh just see my phone.

0:49:18.440 --> 0:49:23.640
<v Speaker 4>Good news, I am COVID free, eh. And that means

0:49:23.640 --> 0:49:26.799
<v Speaker 4>I can go and get my Phisa. Yeah, baby, said

0:49:26.840 --> 0:49:29.879
<v Speaker 4>my wife, got Asszeneca. I'm phisoring at eleven thirty this morning.

0:49:29.960 --> 0:49:32.840
<v Speaker 4>That means now get that old big arm out eleven thirty,

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<v Speaker 4>Watch out, Melbourne Exhibition Center. The gun is coming in

0:49:36.719 --> 0:49:44.800
<v Speaker 4>Baby movies. Fight crib silver fair enough, dudes, dude, where's

0:49:44.840 --> 0:49:45.640
<v Speaker 4>my car seat?

0:49:46.360 --> 0:49:47.040
<v Speaker 3>Silver plus?

0:49:47.320 --> 0:49:50.640
<v Speaker 4>That is a gold Come on, you'll have all this,

0:49:50.840 --> 0:49:56.920
<v Speaker 4>uncle jack placenta of a woman, give it to me,

0:49:57.239 --> 0:50:00.040
<v Speaker 4>thank you. Where does the baby go to? Wh and

0:50:00.040 --> 0:50:01.960
<v Speaker 4>they get scared in there? That's right? He goes to

0:50:02.040 --> 0:50:06.080
<v Speaker 4>the panic womb panic gold plus damn on a row

0:50:06.680 --> 0:50:10.040
<v Speaker 4>two mo ago, grumpy one year old men. Oh, someone

0:50:10.160 --> 0:50:14.279
<v Speaker 4>needs a little nap time. Grumpy one year old men old,

0:50:14.360 --> 0:50:16.880
<v Speaker 4>damn it. And this one No, I'm not doing that

0:50:16.960 --> 0:50:18.960
<v Speaker 4>last one. It's unbroadcastable. All right, Jackie boy, what have

0:50:19.040 --> 0:50:19.319
<v Speaker 4>you got?

0:50:19.400 --> 0:50:28.520
<v Speaker 3>Baby movies first and the fetuses. That's good gold, Nappy Gilmore, silver,

0:50:28.760 --> 0:50:32.480
<v Speaker 3>little baby Golfer yep, silver ones. He flew over the

0:50:32.560 --> 0:50:33.279
<v Speaker 3>kooky's nest.

0:50:33.440 --> 0:50:34.040
<v Speaker 4>That's nice.

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<v Speaker 9>Gold.

0:50:35.200 --> 0:50:36.560
<v Speaker 3>And Toddler on the roof.

0:50:37.680 --> 0:50:40.200
<v Speaker 4>Toddler on the roof is very good. That's gold. There

0:50:40.239 --> 0:50:42.040
<v Speaker 4>he is Uncle Jack Everyone.

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<v Speaker 2>Christian O'Connell shoe podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, So today's at work time. Wster is Baby

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<v Speaker 4>movies for gramps every day this week sold out one

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<v Speaker 4>electric day. You can win a pair of tickets.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, We're ready. Is he not an off?

0:50:59.280 --> 0:51:01.640
<v Speaker 4>He needs to down Dene. He's having a sugar crash, guys?

0:51:01.760 --> 0:51:04.720
<v Speaker 4>Is he slumped in the faders? Stay with us, Huggy,

0:51:04.800 --> 0:51:08.120
<v Speaker 4>don't go tools the light. We've got your buddy. Is

0:51:08.200 --> 0:51:10.359
<v Speaker 4>Hucky doing this? Is he doing his normal show as well?

0:51:10.760 --> 0:51:12.879
<v Speaker 3>He's just preparing for his show after nine?

0:51:13.120 --> 0:51:16.440
<v Speaker 4>Oh, bless him? Be nice if maybe Jack offered to

0:51:16.520 --> 0:51:17.200
<v Speaker 4>cover that frame.

0:51:17.280 --> 0:51:19.880
<v Speaker 3>You know what I do, but channel lean the buttons

0:51:19.920 --> 0:51:21.200
<v Speaker 3>after today, I have.

0:51:21.280 --> 0:51:22.160
<v Speaker 4>To see what Hockey did.

0:51:23.920 --> 0:51:26.040
<v Speaker 3>That's harsh emergency.

0:51:26.440 --> 0:51:29.560
<v Speaker 4>All right, okay, let's let's get into these thing baby movies,

0:51:29.840 --> 0:51:35.840
<v Speaker 4>baby movies, Nappy, Filmmore, Doubler, Oh, Clever, Silvil plus what

0:51:36.040 --> 0:51:41.200
<v Speaker 4>I'm justin Infirntrey, Gunny drive In, miss Baby, gold, Shinzia,

0:51:42.800 --> 0:51:50.160
<v Speaker 4>crap Apocalypse now Bronze. Yeah, we changed the pooh I

0:51:50.239 --> 0:51:51.319
<v Speaker 4>mean that is what you say?

0:51:51.480 --> 0:51:53.520
<v Speaker 3>Is the gold plus?

0:51:54.520 --> 0:51:56.439
<v Speaker 4>Did you have those arguments in the early days, Pats

0:51:56.480 --> 0:51:58.520
<v Speaker 4>a week? I changed one earlier, so you're turning to

0:51:58.560 --> 0:52:02.760
<v Speaker 4>do one? Yeah? What am I? The pukes of hazard silver,

0:52:03.400 --> 0:52:10.440
<v Speaker 4>dirty dribbling silver plus pursuit of Napilus gold desperately seeking southers.

0:52:11.480 --> 0:52:11.520
<v Speaker 13>M.

0:52:11.960 --> 0:52:12.480
<v Speaker 3>Is that to do with?

0:52:13.360 --> 0:52:14.680
<v Speaker 4>Suck a dummy? Suck a dummy?

0:52:14.880 --> 0:52:15.480
<v Speaker 7>It is to deal with?

0:52:15.920 --> 0:52:16.960
<v Speaker 4>Is that to do with a baby?

0:52:17.760 --> 0:52:18.960
<v Speaker 3>Was like if you had a sore throat.

0:52:19.120 --> 0:52:20.840
<v Speaker 11>It's like another word for dummy.

0:52:21.080 --> 0:52:25.120
<v Speaker 4>No, I don't know, bronze, but it still exists, just

0:52:25.320 --> 0:52:27.600
<v Speaker 4>because you need to get up to speed, Uncle Jack.

0:52:28.600 --> 0:52:30.959
<v Speaker 4>A star is baby beyond suck a sling?

0:52:31.480 --> 0:52:32.200
<v Speaker 3>Silver plus.

0:52:33.719 --> 0:52:37.880
<v Speaker 4>The newborn Identity gold. That's very good. The lamb before

0:52:38.040 --> 0:52:40.160
<v Speaker 4>tummy time. I don't know what you mean by that, Mark,

0:52:40.360 --> 0:52:43.320
<v Speaker 4>Is that code for you and your wife? Tummy time silver,

0:52:44.400 --> 0:52:50.480
<v Speaker 4>Clash of the Tantrums silver, Gaga Land gold. That's very good. Janet,

0:52:50.800 --> 0:52:54.399
<v Speaker 4>I'm getting a baby rash here. I'm getting baby rash here.

0:52:54.520 --> 0:53:00.239
<v Speaker 4>Bronze inglorious little bastards. That's mean to the I know,

0:53:00.640 --> 0:53:07.160
<v Speaker 4>naughty naughty lez noughty les, diaper heart silver, nappy feet

0:53:08.440 --> 0:53:14.160
<v Speaker 4>silver lockstock and two smoking nappies gold. That's very good. Well,

0:53:14.160 --> 0:53:18.120
<v Speaker 4>I Chris Weekend in Bernie's crib bronze silence with the

0:53:18.200 --> 0:53:27.040
<v Speaker 4>dummy bronze fifty she to Brown David in Sunbury. That's funny.

0:53:27.440 --> 0:53:32.320
<v Speaker 4>European lactation instead of European vacation silver. That's good. I

0:53:32.480 --> 0:53:37.640
<v Speaker 4>am Pram. That's very good. Let's end it there. Who's

0:53:37.680 --> 0:53:40.200
<v Speaker 4>getting the tickets to go to one Electric Day?

0:53:40.360 --> 0:53:42.600
<v Speaker 3>Congratulations to Mark. We changed the poo.

0:53:43.200 --> 0:53:46.360
<v Speaker 4>We changed a pooh gets the tickets today. Thank you

0:53:46.480 --> 0:53:49.040
<v Speaker 4>very much. Guys, all the emails that you're sending through

0:53:49.080 --> 0:53:50.839
<v Speaker 4>you don't need to do it, I'm called, but thank

0:53:50.920 --> 0:53:53.080
<v Speaker 4>you very much for listening this morning as well. I'm

0:53:53.120 --> 0:53:55.279
<v Speaker 4>sorry for the over outpouring. There'd be no more of

0:53:55.360 --> 0:53:57.800
<v Speaker 4>that this week. I'm English and that's enough emotion for

0:53:57.960 --> 0:53:59.920
<v Speaker 4>more than one week. But thank you all the same

0:54:00.120 --> 0:54:02.560
<v Speaker 4>for your emails, and yeah they mean a lot, Thank

0:54:02.600 --> 0:54:05.440
<v Speaker 4>you very much. If some of you are asking questions

0:54:05.480 --> 0:54:07.840
<v Speaker 4>about the book, what was talking about earlier? If you

0:54:08.000 --> 0:54:09.399
<v Speaker 4>if you do, if you ever got anything you want

0:54:09.440 --> 0:54:12.759
<v Speaker 4>to say, or anything you want my take on. Some

0:54:12.880 --> 0:54:15.560
<v Speaker 4>of you want to know what did I do? Please

0:54:15.640 --> 0:54:18.200
<v Speaker 4>email me. I will reply to your emails this week.

0:54:18.440 --> 0:54:20.120
<v Speaker 4>I'd love to get your emails. I love to getting

0:54:20.120 --> 0:54:22.360
<v Speaker 4>them since Sunday, so if you want to, you always

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<v Speaker 4>can anytime. Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au.

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<v Speaker 4>We are back tomorrow morning. Take care, Bye bye, Christian.

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