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Speaker 1: Good Morning a Christian o'connall show podcast, the third.

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Speaker 2: Show us, isn't it?

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Speaker 3: I feel like I just got an air for my

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Speaker 2: I will always cheat at ouna The Christian o'connall Show

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Speaker 4: Hey, coome morning, it's you stay morning. This is the

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Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell Show where I am live from home this morning.

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Speaker 4: Jack and Pats are in the studio. I hadn't brought

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Speaker 4: you in yet. We're gonna have to get a little

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Speaker 4: bit tighter than that. Just calmic karmick karmen three hours

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Speaker 4: ahead of me trying to do it blind. Okay, Huggy,

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Speaker 4: poor Hugy, right, has that to come in early this morning?

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Speaker 4: Because Jack can't be bothered to learn over the last

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Speaker 4: three years how the three buttons I use each morning?

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Speaker 4: It really is only three buttons, right play and turn

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Speaker 4: the microphones on at no moment as he thought, maybe

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Speaker 4: I should learn how to do this just so I

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Speaker 4: can take control of the show one day for myself.

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Speaker 4: So they've had to Huggy, is that to come in

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Speaker 4: this morning to sit there listen to us do the

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Speaker 4: show just so we can have the show on air.

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Speaker 4: The reason why I'm not in the studio with Check

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Speaker 4: and Patsy is this is how it is right now, Melbourne.

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Speaker 4: Everyone's got to go and get tested. My eldest daughter

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Speaker 4: Ruby had a sore throat yesterday, so we all went

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Speaker 4: And I'm in my car, I'm warm, I'm okay, and

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Speaker 4: I'm saying everyone is working really hard there all over

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Speaker 4: Melbourne stretched beyond capacity right now. And it was a

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Speaker 4: drive through one which there are loads of thank you

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Speaker 4: very much to everyone that's trying to keep the city

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Speaker 4: up and running right now again and doing all the testing.

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Speaker 4: You know, I can't with that much fun all day

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Speaker 4: shoving swabs into Bill's noses and mouths. Where there you go.

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Speaker 4: I don't want to be here. There is Dan Andrews.

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Speaker 4: This is his Scowmo's fault. That quarantine center. It must

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Speaker 4: be a really nice day Monday to Friday, and of

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Speaker 4: course Saturday and Sunday as well, all of that, and

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Speaker 4: it's cold as well, and they're all just trying to

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Speaker 4: do the mess and everyone's doing the contact tracing as well.

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Speaker 4: You're invisible we don't see you. But honestly, yesterday I

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Speaker 4: was grateful for what you do and I felt sorry

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Speaker 4: for you, and I met this lovely woman called Julie.

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Speaker 4: Way to you to hear about Julie. So as I

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Speaker 4: wind down the window and she's got the old jousting

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Speaker 4: stick to show up my giant nose, she goes, Christian.

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Speaker 4: I go, Julie, I didn't you do my last one

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Speaker 4: another testing place two months ago? She goes, yes, I

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Speaker 4: guess it's Julie. Right after I left, someone said, hey,

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Speaker 4: do you know that's that's the English guy on the.

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Speaker 3: Radio the first time you got the test?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and Julie tuned in the next day of interest.

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Speaker 4: This is two months ago. We've won Julie over. She's

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Speaker 4: been listening to the show. She was talking about your

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Speaker 4: wedding vows yesterday and Julie was just saying, how you

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Speaker 4: know it's hard and actually some people I was really

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Speaker 4: upset to hear this. Some people are really really rude

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Speaker 4: to those people. Now I get why you're your writer

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Speaker 4: fell angry. Right now that we're back in this lockdown,

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Speaker 4: who we want to be angry at, We're not going

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Speaker 4: to waste time on this show. But it is right

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Speaker 4: that you have those emotions. I'm angry at the back here.

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Speaker 4: We have been let down. But the people that are

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Speaker 4: out there trying to do your swabs are not the

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Speaker 4: people to be angry with. They're just trying to get

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Speaker 4: through the day like you. All right, they are doing

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Speaker 4: their best. They're in all that ppe gear and they're

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Speaker 4: cold right now, They're really cold. So anyway, as I

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Speaker 4: they're trying to have a chat with you whilst I've

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Speaker 4: got that old jousing stick. I've actually starting to get

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Speaker 4: tearsmized now that the pain of it comes back there,

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Speaker 4: and she's tickling my brain at one point, I'm sure

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Speaker 4: show today. I was wondering, right, this is my second test, Patsy.

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Speaker 4: How many tests have you had? Yeah, I've had two,

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Speaker 4: Jackie boy, what are you sitting on?

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Speaker 5: I've just had the one, and I'm even suspicious that

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Speaker 4: What do you mean?

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Speaker 3: Well, I got their.

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Speaker 4: Eyes, It's not that one. Huggies keeps doing sometimes suit.

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Speaker 4: Is he why everybody asks to see his papers? I

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Speaker 5: Everybody talks about it being painful and uncomfortable. Whereas I

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Speaker 3: I think they might have packed up and just give

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Speaker 2: I'm sure.

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Speaker 5: They got me to do it myself and it was

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Speaker 4: Don't because len this use this, Neil Mitchell will use

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Speaker 4: this as evidence the government lets out again. I wanted

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Speaker 4: this morning, who is Melbourne's most tested person? All right?

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Speaker 4: Have we got a fiver listening? For example? Who's had

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Speaker 4: the most tests? Give us a call this morning if

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Speaker 4: you've got anything more than a two. The reserve at

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Speaker 4: the moment for COVID test is two with Patsy and

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Speaker 4: I give us a call nine one, four three, And

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Speaker 4: I mean what I say on behalf of everyone. Thank

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Speaker 4: you for everyone is trying to do all these tests

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Speaker 4: seven days a week and running all the contact tracing

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Speaker 4: as well. We don't see you, but I am really

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Speaker 4: grateful for what you're doing.

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Speaker 2: A Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Who is Melbourne's most COVID tested person. How many tests

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Speaker 4: have you done? Me and Patsy are on two? Thank you, Huggy.

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Speaker 4: Hugg he's not how to speak when he presses the buttons. Today,

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Speaker 4: I'm doing the show from home when I wait for

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Speaker 4: the results of my COVID test. We've given him a bell.

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Speaker 4: I'll tell you what, ring ding it twice if you're

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Speaker 4: happy with that bell.

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Speaker 2: Huggy.

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Speaker 4: Pavlov's Pavlov's theory in action. All right, let's go to

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Speaker 4: the lines. Taylor's on the line. Good morning, Taylor, mornny.

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Speaker 6: Guys, I've had five COVID tests, Huggy.

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Speaker 4: Listen your back that bell so I've never heard him

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Speaker 4: this happy the golden bell, Taylor, how come you've had five?

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Speaker 6: I work in childcare so every time I get seeker

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you got to go and do that. All right,

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Speaker 4: good on you. Thanks according in Taylor. Stay safe yea,

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Speaker 4: And what about that? Are we going up now? Jeels? Jeels, Johns,

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Speaker 6: I've had six Christians?

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Speaker 4: Here he goes here he fun no, no, no, So

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Speaker 4: how much are you also in your frontline worker? What's

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Speaker 4: your story? Jewels?

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Speaker 7: Well working healthcare, so I guess exposure risks are a

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Speaker 6: but anytime there's a little nipple or anything like that,

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Speaker 7: We go to a testing station.

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Speaker 4: All right, good on you, Julie. Thank you very much,

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Speaker 4: and stay safe. That's the cooling mate, Take care. Thanks Allison? Hello,

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Speaker 4: how are you?

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Speaker 6: I've had ten?

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Speaker 4: Oh no, get that, get it dropped? Too many things,

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Speaker 4: huggy Jack, get it off him?

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Speaker 3: What's bell privileges?

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Speaker 4: Oh no, it is on the movie in Alien. Hello,

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Speaker 4: Dave Allison? What do you do, my friend that you've

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Speaker 4: had ten COVID tests.

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Speaker 8: I'm an age care worker and I'm at the point

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Speaker 8: where i can just do it myself and.

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Speaker 4: Tell me this. Have you been vaccinated yet? Not yet?

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Speaker 8: I'm going in this week, right, okay?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Lisha, you guys should have been the first to

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Speaker 4: be vaccinated with all the doctors and nurses. But thank

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Speaker 4: you very much, Sure that you do take care, stay safe,

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Speaker 4: and thank you careful.

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Speaker 3: They creture you're walking into three aw territory.

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Speaker 5: Much stumbled into age care workers and their vaccination yet but.

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Speaker 4: They actually should have been Jack, Barbara, Hello, Babs, how

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Speaker 4: many of you hadn't done fifteen?

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Speaker 9: Oh my god, go on, Huggy.

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Speaker 4: He should have left one last one this as we relaxed.

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Speaker 4: And Barbara, what do you do mate?

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Speaker 10: I work in age right?

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Speaker 4: Fifteen? I mean, are you hardened to it now where

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Speaker 8: Pretty much? It just depends on who you get.

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Speaker 4: What do you mean, who you get? What you've got,

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Speaker 4: like loyalty coins and goes. It's debbiean today.

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Speaker 8: Some of them are really gentle and some of them

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Speaker 5: It's like knowing which barista makes the best coffee. It's like, oh,

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Speaker 5: I love that guy. I won't go in there today.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we have to chat out. Check out all their

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Speaker 4: Yelp reviews of the various COVID testing places. Don't get

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Speaker 4: Michael cold Hands? All right, Barbara, stay say thanks for

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Speaker 4: what you do. News on the Way, Put the put

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Speaker 10: No Christian Hello.

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Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Yesterday, we had a big revelation on the show that

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Speaker 4: Jack told us that at his wedding six and a

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Speaker 4: half years ago, him and his wife did what many

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Speaker 4: people do, and they did their own bespoke vows. Did

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Speaker 4: did the standard ones that've been around for centuries.

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Speaker 11: They work, yes, yes, centuries long, and did not obey

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Speaker 11: in mine? I refuse to honor.

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Speaker 3: What do you mean, babe?

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Speaker 11: You know in the old, in the old sort of ows,

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Speaker 11: you had to love, honor and obey. And that's a

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Speaker 11: first thing I said to the minister at our first meeting.

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Speaker 11: I said, just let's set the record straight. I will

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Speaker 3: Is that what the bows used to be used to be?

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Speaker 12: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: They did?

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Speaker 3: Oh, love honor and obey? Yeah, both sides or just

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Speaker 3: the wife both.

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Speaker 5: Oh, that's not a misogynistic as the first thought.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and I thought you said you did that at

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Speaker 4: the altar. You were like the hand went up, like

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Speaker 4: whoa vicar? Back up? What was that one there? You know,

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Speaker 4: scratched out from the record. There's a stenographer there. I'm

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Speaker 4: not agreeing to that one.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: So Jack and back It did their own vowels, but

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Speaker 4: only Jack did. Jack, why don't you tell them what

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Speaker 4: you were telling us yesterday? And this is a sad story.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: I even pulled up the video last night to make

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Speaker 5: sure what I remembered was correct.

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Speaker 3: We said we would do our own this.

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Speaker 4: So you went home and got the Zapruda footage, Olt,

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Speaker 4: Oliver Stone and j Okay back to the left, back

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Speaker 4: into the left, back to the left, go and carry on.

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Speaker 9: Me.

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Speaker 5: I I write my own vowels and delivered them. And

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Speaker 4: Patsy IONI apology, Robbie Williams Angels Q clip Huggy at Basecamp,

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Speaker 4: Let's not have that as your wedding song Friday, just

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Speaker 4: This is a this is a this is a joyous song.

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Speaker 3: Well, I did miss a thing. I missed the vowels

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Speaker 4: Ashley, what other songs should be on that mount rushmore

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Speaker 8: Six and a half years. You gotta have your steal

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Speaker 4: Right smell that cheese. Quatcha foma show? Fread out the oven?

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Speaker 4: So the world we're into right now in Lockdown, I'm

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Speaker 5: a little bit.

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Speaker 4: No, no vacuum. I was feeding the I was actually

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Speaker 4: feeding the dogs. And I managed to feed the two dogs,

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Speaker 4: take them out for poop, and the guard and pick

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Speaker 4: up the poop, and unload the dishwasher as well. So

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Speaker 4: it's actually quite nice now. I know when you guys

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Speaker 4: were down the line for weeks while Jack was reluctant

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Speaker 4: to come back in, you actually get quite a lot

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Speaker 4: of done. All right, So this morning show, we'll be

447
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Speaker 4: doing three topic Tuesday. In about twenty minutes time, we're

448
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Speaker 4: going to be looking for wedding singers, auditioning wedding singers tomorrow.

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Speaker 4: I was sorry this morning. No experience needed, okay, just

450
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Speaker 4: need to be able to bounce out. We're thinking at

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Speaker 4: the moment, just been chatted on the producer down the line.

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Speaker 4: We're thinking, so do you still like Shania Twain? You're

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Speaker 4: the one?

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Speaker 5: Well still the one was the one of three callers

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Speaker 5: we had that I thought was the best. But it's

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Speaker 5: not my favorite love song of all time. I don't

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Speaker 5: even think I've really listened to it all the way through.

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Speaker 4: Something I heard that you were looking at the music

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Speaker 4: video during the news. Is that right?

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Speaker 3: Actually, I was watching a live performance of Shania Twain

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Speaker 3: in this way.

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Speaker 4: To see it MTV unpluged. I think I missed that

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Speaker 4: one with Shania.

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Speaker 3: No Las Vegas twenty fourteen.

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Speaker 5: She rides a white horse out onto the stage while

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Speaker 5: singing the soccer that is that is.

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Speaker 4: How to do it?

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Speaker 9: Kids?

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Speaker 4: What she's singing it on the wing on the horse

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Speaker 4: man alive to beIN at that topin that horse. Oh

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Speaker 4: mind go there now? Anyway, AnyWho, we've got three tombit

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Speaker 4: Tuesday coming up. This is where we do three phone

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Speaker 4: ins at the same time, and obviously she's just sort

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Speaker 4: of come up with the ideas and the various phone ins.

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Speaker 4: Sometimes some don't make the cup and some that are

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Speaker 4: just kind of I'm not sure whether we get any callers.

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Speaker 4: There's one that Jack you sort of mentioned last week

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Speaker 4: and I saw last night you pushed it forward again.

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Speaker 4: Normally this means you've got it's a little bit flimsy.

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Speaker 4: It means I've run out of ideas. Yes, I'm going

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Speaker 4: back to the world. Fair enough, fair enough last night,

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Speaker 4: share your good news that you found out last night.

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Speaker 5: I'm officially an uncle as of last night. My brother

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Speaker 5: and his partner had a little baby boy, still unnamed.

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Speaker 5: But the group chat, the family group chat was gone.

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Speaker 3: Wild last night, red hot, congrats.

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Speaker 4: And still unnamed? Is actually the hipster name they're going with.

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Speaker 4: You never know these days. You never knowed a great

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Speaker 4: name for Agid. Her names get here. So now the

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Speaker 4: idea was, Jack has got an idea about It's I.

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Speaker 4: I'm trying to remember it from the two times you

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Speaker 4: push it towards me. What can you smell from your house?

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Speaker 3: I actually stand by this idea.

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Speaker 4: Now, no, I do, jah, which is why I want

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Speaker 4: to test it all right, what can you smell from

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Speaker 4: your house? To Jack, you tell us what can you

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Speaker 4: smell from your house?

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Speaker 5: So this I pitched this first last week before we

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Speaker 5: were in lockdown. I was at a friend's house. From

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Speaker 5: his apartment, when you're standing out on the balcony, you

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Speaker 5: can smell a strong scent of KFC from the end

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Speaker 5: of his street.

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Speaker 4: He says, exactly is the smell of KFC?

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Speaker 13: What is it?

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Speaker 5: You know, if anybody's been within two hundred meters of

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Speaker 5: a KFC, you know what the smell is.

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Speaker 4: Good times, Yes, that what you're saying.

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Speaker 3: It smells like it juices. It's just gotta smell McDonald's.

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Speaker 3: Has it smell? KFC? Has it smelled? Subway? Has it smell?

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Speaker 3: They've all got their smell, he says.

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Speaker 5: Even in the summer, when he's got the windows open

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Speaker 5: to the balcony, he'll be sitting on his couch watching TV.

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Speaker 3: He can smell KFC. Almost twenty four seven, Lovely.

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Speaker 4: Patsy, can you smell anything from your house?

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Speaker 11: You know when I when I was pregnant with Audrey,

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Speaker 11: I had the sense of smell like a fox, and

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Speaker 11: I could smell the What does that mean?

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Speaker 4: Well, I just had this you start rummaging through your

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Speaker 4: names those takeaway guns alone, you fox.

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Speaker 3: I also didn't know you've got special powers.

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Speaker 11: Heightened and I could smell smell them smoking in their

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Speaker 11: backyard over the house at.

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Speaker 3: The back fox.

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Speaker 4: Foxes always smell that they put that out. We can

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Speaker 4: get passive something, you know from that? Okay, all right,

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Speaker 4: well let's give this a go. I love this. I

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Speaker 4: hope what can you smell from your house? Give us

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Speaker 4: a call.

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Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell Christian O'Connell show.

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Speaker 4: All right, So before we get into this week's three

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Speaker 4: tombic Tuesday we're trying out this one from Jack. What

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Speaker 4: can you smell from your house?

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Speaker 5: From my friend's apartment if you're on the balcony two

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Speaker 5: hundred or three hundred meters down the road is the

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Speaker 5: KFC He smells at twenty four to seven.

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Speaker 4: Lucky man Martin, good morning, here you go. I'm good Martin.

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Speaker 4: So what can you smell from your house?

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Speaker 1: Well, it's a bit of a lottery because we've got

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Speaker 1: three things that we can smell. One is sort of

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Speaker 1: me saying from the dump at Clayton.

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Speaker 4: That's nice.

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Speaker 1: Not The other one is aviation fuel from the airport

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Speaker 1: we're having an airport, which is quite coose.

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Speaker 13: But the best one is mister.

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Speaker 1: Donuts, which so the smell of donuts and baking bread,

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Speaker 1: which thankfully is the most common one.

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Speaker 4: That's good, isn't it?

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Speaker 9: You know?

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Speaker 4: I want that if it's such a trifect. You've got

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Speaker 4: the other methane from the dump, aviation fuel, and then

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Speaker 4: donuts the one I want to hear most of in

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Speaker 4: the mix. There is the lead beg is mister donuts.

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Speaker 4: Harmony set this one out, guys. He's got this one

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Speaker 4: that's a going on there. What is the area that

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Speaker 4: you live in Martin.

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Speaker 13: So right next to Merevin Airports, right, yep.

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Speaker 4: Okay, gotcha, I know where you are, all right, Martin,

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Speaker 4: thank you very much for me cool. I hope it's

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Speaker 4: a donut day to day on both counties. All right, Nikki,

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Speaker 4: good morning, Good morning, Nikki. It's a question that has

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Speaker 4: to be asked. What can you smell from your house?

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Speaker 8: Christian?

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Speaker 6: When I was a kid, we live ne the Hinds

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Speaker 6: Factory and we could sell tomato soup?

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Speaker 4: Was it always tomato soup? Were they just churning out

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Speaker 4: three hundred and sixty five days year, never any chicken

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Speaker 4: or malakatona?

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Speaker 6: No, it was just because, I guess, because it's such

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Speaker 6: a some smell. It was just, oh, we could smell

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Speaker 6: with tomato soup. And even now when I sell smadow sleep,

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Speaker 6: I think of my childhood, yes, and that, Yeah, it

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Speaker 6: was really nice.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Did anyone's mum whenever they're sick? What are the health

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Speaker 4: properties of tomato soup? Last week, right when I was off,

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Speaker 4: suddenly my wife turned up in the bedroom right with

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Speaker 4: a bowl. I went, please don't tell that tomato soup?

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Speaker 4: What are the health properties off this golden elixa?

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Speaker 5: Actually anyone tried to give me tomato soup when I

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Speaker 5: was feeling well, I would think I'm fine, I don't.

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Speaker 4: Need Please not the dreaded tomato soup. Nikki, thank you

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Speaker 4: very much. You call us one more. Andrea, good morning,

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Speaker 4: Good morning, guys, good morning. I was leaving some room

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Speaker 4: for the other two there. They obviously just left you hanging,

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Speaker 4: and it is really rude. Andrea, what's the smell from

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Speaker 4: your house?

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Speaker 7: Lamb on a speech, A man on a spit, Lamb.

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Speaker 4: What a country I've moved to. That'd be a warranty

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Speaker 4: upon me at any moment, could be you on that spit.

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Speaker 4: They're roasting screams for miles.

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Speaker 7: You need kangaroo camel. But yeah, man on the spit, ca.

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Speaker 3: Camel from barbecue and Andrews house.

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Speaker 4: I think this camel needs ano about ten hours. There's humps,

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Speaker 4: a little bit dry. So is that you are you

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Speaker 4: near a Greek restaurant or no.

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Speaker 7: I'm in the heart of Greek suburbia.

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Speaker 4: So it's a lovely smell that I love Greek.

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Speaker 7: It's just divine. So every Sunday it started Greek Easter

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Speaker 7: several weeks.

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Speaker 4: Every every Sunday, they just do it every Sunday. They

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Speaker 4: don't steak till.

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Speaker 7: One somewhere in the suburbs.

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Speaker 13: On the street on the.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, exactly as my friends say. You to make make

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Speaker 7: pals with your with your neighbors.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, or do what Patsy does just to start rubbaging

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Speaker 4: through their beans. Wish you had the sonic super powers.

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Speaker 4: Pregnant and that camel. Don't forget Hi, Andrew, Thank you

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Speaker 4: very much, you cool, Take care. Thanks to the show.

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Speaker 2: Bye bye now Chris Christin O'Connell Christian O'Connell's show podcast.

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Speaker 4: So every Tuesday we hunt for your best stories. We're

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Speaker 4: always blessed on the show. You are the lifeblood of

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Speaker 4: everything we do on the show, all the emails, all

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Speaker 4: the texts, all the misheard lyrics, and all the stories

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Speaker 4: every single day. And Toby Tuesday three top tuesdays where

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Speaker 4: we run three phone ins at the same time, hugging.

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Speaker 4: Let's play the music and here are today's topics. Jackie boy,

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Speaker 4: I'm loving What can you Smell from your House? It

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Speaker 4: lives on, it stays on. What can you Smell from

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Speaker 4: your House? Just joined us. We're doing important radio again

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Speaker 4: right the cold face of entertainment. What can you smell

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Speaker 4: from your house? See you just tuned in. You've miscalls

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Speaker 4: about me, thane and aviation fuel and donuts. What's it

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Speaker 4: for you? What can you smell from your house? Some

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Speaker 4: good news? We already good news right now, Jack Post

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Speaker 4: is an uncle. That is great news. And what an

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Speaker 4: uncle you're going to be. You'll be an amazing uncle.

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Speaker 4: But you will be every family's got one, that crazy uncle.

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Speaker 8: No.

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Speaker 5: I think I'm hoping to be the wise uncle who

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Speaker 5: gives life lessons and that the many.

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Speaker 4: Of us had dreams of what we hoped we turn

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Speaker 4: out to be. Look at the state of me, all right.

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Speaker 4: I didn't want it to turn out on this Jack.

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Speaker 3: Well, you've got you've got nephews. What kind of uncle

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Speaker 3: are you to.

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Speaker 4: Those crazy crazy you know what, pretty hot crazy uncles.

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Speaker 4: We're looking for your stories this morning of crazy uncles

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Speaker 4: in families. I always think, right, it's about the auntie

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Speaker 4: and uncles, aren't they. You two will have some funny

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Speaker 4: old aunties and uncles I have in my fun family

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Speaker 4: as well.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and I've got my uncle used to he was

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Speaker 5: a police officer, mind you, but when we were in

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Speaker 5: the car to scare us, when we went over train tracks.

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Speaker 5: He would start driving down the train tracks.

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Speaker 3: He was a police officer.

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Speaker 4: Doesn't make it all right perking the job if you're

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Speaker 4: in vic police. I've never seen him going it's okay,

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Speaker 4: it's okay. I'm with my kids. My kids just coming through.

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Speaker 3: What an uncle?

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Speaker 4: What a thrill seeker?

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Speaker 9: Wow?

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Speaker 4: Wait there go, we've got our first one. Crazy uncles?

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Speaker 4: What is your story about your crazy uncle? And Patsy?

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Speaker 4: You were off last week with honslitis. The company were,

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Speaker 4: you know, they were trying to hopefully that you were

658
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Speaker 4: going to come back anyway, but also just to celebrate

659
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Speaker 4: mark the fact that in your second run in this

660
00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:57,040
Speaker 4: radio station. They were they couldn't work out whether it

661
00:30:57,200 --> 00:31:01,239
Speaker 4: was your tenth year working here or you eleventh year. Now,

662
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:03,560
Speaker 4: I said, how do you not know you've been paying her?

663
00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:06,960
Speaker 4: Do you burn the records for Patrina Jones? There's no

664
00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:08,760
Speaker 4: pay portrayal that she ever worked here.

665
00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:11,800
Speaker 3: So they went for a kind of in between gifts.

666
00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:13,200
Speaker 5: They didn't want it to be too good that it

667
00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:16,240
Speaker 5: represented if it was an eleven year and a verse three,

668
00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:17,760
Speaker 5: but they didn't want to be bad if it was

669
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Speaker 5: a ten year.

670
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Speaker 3: It was the latter.

671
00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:23,360
Speaker 11: It was eleven years, but they wouldn't include my Matt leave,

672
00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:27,840
Speaker 11: so effectively it was ten years. But am milestone all

673
00:31:27,880 --> 00:31:28,160
Speaker 11: the same.

674
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Speaker 4: Let's not get into why they didn't include your mate leave.

675
00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:35,640
Speaker 4: There's just leave that Leah in all things. Yeah, like

676
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:42,520
Speaker 4: I said, yeah, key word, leave that struggling today, guys

677
00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:44,960
Speaker 4: to rain and control if you all went a half

678
00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:49,360
Speaker 4: an hour away? All right? Okay? Wrong dates maybe even

679
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:53,040
Speaker 4: celebrating a birthday wrong date for years and years and years.

680
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:55,600
Speaker 4: This company's got no idea whether Patsy's been at ten

681
00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:56,680
Speaker 4: or eleven years?

682
00:31:56,960 --> 00:31:57,200
Speaker 9: Do you know?

683
00:31:57,360 --> 00:32:01,560
Speaker 4: Hockey was just telling me every year they get his

684
00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:04,280
Speaker 4: birthday date wrong, he gets them, he gets one of

685
00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:08,320
Speaker 4: those try old happy birthday employeen number nine thousand, nine

686
00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:11,640
Speaker 4: hundred and fifty two, and it's like it's always the

687
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:14,240
Speaker 4: wrong day. He's been in nine hundred and sixty two years.

688
00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:15,160
Speaker 4: He built the station.

689
00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:18,800
Speaker 5: He was born in a year before they actually had calendar,

690
00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:20,680
Speaker 5: so it's very hard to market one.

691
00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:24,440
Speaker 4: Yes, he was he was born in the radio. It

692
00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:29,800
Speaker 4: was all fields around here when he started. AnyWho wrong dates?

693
00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:32,239
Speaker 4: So this morning then on three topic Tuesday, what can

694
00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:37,200
Speaker 4: you smell from your house? Wrong dates and crazy uncles?

695
00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:40,720
Speaker 4: Nine four one four one oh four three. And what

696
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:42,920
Speaker 4: a prize, my friends, whether you want one or not.

697
00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:45,320
Speaker 4: I'm going to send you a free copy of my book.

698
00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:47,880
Speaker 4: I say free like I'm going to say, Hey, here's

699
00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:52,120
Speaker 4: my bank details, transfer the money Mates rates. You can

700
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:55,160
Speaker 4: have it for twenty bucks. You can want a sit

701
00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:57,760
Speaker 4: copy of a book. It's out today. No one listens

702
00:32:57,800 --> 00:33:02,400
Speaker 4: to your dad's show, Christian O'Connell Podcast three Tombit Tuesday.

703
00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:04,920
Speaker 4: The phone in is this morning where you can jump

704
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:08,120
Speaker 4: on board on your phone one oh four three, give

705
00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:10,880
Speaker 4: us a call. Great news this morning that Jack Post

706
00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:13,400
Speaker 4: is going to become an uncle and you'll be an

707
00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:14,120
Speaker 4: amazing uncle.

708
00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:14,400
Speaker 12: Thank you.

709
00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:16,520
Speaker 3: I'm not even becoming one. I am one.

710
00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:19,680
Speaker 4: The baby is born. Sorry that I must correct my tents,

711
00:33:20,560 --> 00:33:23,960
Speaker 4: must get these things right. Jesus Christ, just go with

712
00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:30,560
Speaker 4: the flow. It's just radio, okay, inspector logic. Anyway. Jack

713
00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:32,400
Speaker 4: has become an uncle. Are we all clear about that?

714
00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:35,480
Speaker 4: Do not ever ever say it's in the street. Hey,

715
00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:38,040
Speaker 4: good luck when you become an uncle. He is one,

716
00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:41,400
Speaker 4: he's actively and he's uncling right now in the studio

717
00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:46,720
Speaker 4: your crazy uncle stories on one oh four three. Wrong dates.

718
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:49,720
Speaker 4: This radio station is not sure whether Patsy's been with

719
00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:53,360
Speaker 4: us ten years or eleven years and walk in his

720
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:56,600
Speaker 4: smell from your house nine four one four one oh

721
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Speaker 4: four three let's go too, Sorry, I'm working from home

722
00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:01,480
Speaker 4: to is this Mick, Mick?

723
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Speaker 12: How are you?

724
00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:03,360
Speaker 9: No?

725
00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:05,720
Speaker 4: I'm good, Mick, hope you're well. Thanks your calling the show.

726
00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:06,680
Speaker 10: Yeah.

727
00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:06,920
Speaker 4: Yeah.

728
00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:09,880
Speaker 12: Got about my crazy uncle Kevin, who was known as

729
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:14,239
Speaker 12: Daggy YEP. One of my favorite stories. He had to

730
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:16,760
Speaker 12: take a year and specimen in a year and specimen

731
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:20,239
Speaker 12: into the doctors. So he's got a small whiskey bottle

732
00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:23,359
Speaker 12: and filled it full of cold tea, and he's walked

733
00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:25,360
Speaker 12: into the surgery and presented this to the doctor and

734
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:26,880
Speaker 12: the doctors had to look at it and held up

735
00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:28,640
Speaker 12: for the light and says it's a bit of a

736
00:34:28,719 --> 00:34:32,360
Speaker 12: strange color. Mister Rogers, he says, oh is it? No

737
00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:35,120
Speaker 12: worries I women through again. He's taken the top off

738
00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:37,240
Speaker 12: and drained the bottle in front of the horrified doctor.

739
00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:41,640
Speaker 4: That is a crazy uncle story. You asked those crazy

740
00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:44,880
Speaker 4: uncle stories. He's going to down that fake your infou

741
00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:46,680
Speaker 4: you'rein tea then front of the old doctor.

742
00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:49,439
Speaker 13: Hit a shock to the old doc.

743
00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:52,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, I bet. Yeah, Mick, thank you very much and cool.

744
00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:54,319
Speaker 12: No worries, mate. Bye.

745
00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:56,200
Speaker 4: You're writing that one down, Jack.

746
00:34:57,520 --> 00:34:59,520
Speaker 3: Do you think that doctor was shocked thing they're saying

747
00:34:59,600 --> 00:34:59,879
Speaker 3: a prank?

748
00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:02,279
Speaker 4: No, No, it's probably got a little tiny chat and

749
00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:09,920
Speaker 4: it's gonna have the five hundred one this week next No, Sharon,

750
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:13,760
Speaker 4: good morning, Good morning, Sharon. Wrong date. What's your story

751
00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:14,239
Speaker 4: for us? Mate?

752
00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:18,040
Speaker 8: Yeah, so my sister in law was one of fourteen

753
00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:21,719
Speaker 8: children and she always celebrated her birthday on the twentieth

754
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:26,160
Speaker 8: of April, which is also my brother's birthday. So they presumed,

755
00:35:26,239 --> 00:35:29,200
Speaker 8: you know, that was all good. They'd celebrate their birthdays together.

756
00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:33,080
Speaker 8: And when they actually got married, she got a birth

757
00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:38,200
Speaker 8: certificate and it's actually the twenty first of April. For

758
00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:41,640
Speaker 8: twenty light years she celebrated on the twentieth, but now

759
00:35:41,719 --> 00:35:43,239
Speaker 8: she celebrates on the twenty third.

760
00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:45,800
Speaker 4: But do you think your mom just did it for

761
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:46,759
Speaker 4: convenience or.

762
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:48,680
Speaker 9: Right?

763
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:51,799
Speaker 8: It was actually her mum, she's my sister in law.

764
00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:55,160
Speaker 8: I suppose with fourteen kids, she was in the middle

765
00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:58,240
Speaker 8: of them. She just thought, oh, well, whatever that date was, they'll.

766
00:35:58,040 --> 00:36:01,840
Speaker 4: Do, yes, kit family birthday.

767
00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:01,799
Speaker 9: For all.

768
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:04,760
Speaker 8: Birthday the twentieth.

769
00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:08,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, you got that many kids. Just make life easy

770
00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:10,480
Speaker 4: way if you can, right, I'd get tip X out

771
00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:12,279
Speaker 4: on that birth certificate and just fake them all.

772
00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:14,640
Speaker 8: I think it was only hers.

773
00:36:15,239 --> 00:36:17,200
Speaker 10: I'm not sure about the shah.

774
00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:19,360
Speaker 4: Thank you very much and cool, no worries.

775
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:23,960
Speaker 13: Have good day and you Steven, Hey Christian, Uh look

776
00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:25,960
Speaker 13: on the crazy uncle good Man?

777
00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:26,960
Speaker 1: Uh?

778
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:31,080
Speaker 13: Why make the first birthday? I did buy her motorbike,

779
00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:31,719
Speaker 13: a dirt bike.

780
00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:33,920
Speaker 4: How old was she?

781
00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:34,279
Speaker 9: Five?

782
00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:37,120
Speaker 13: She just, she said one when I brought her the

783
00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:39,640
Speaker 13: motorbike on her first birthday?

784
00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:43,920
Speaker 4: You brought her motorbike as a one year old going

785
00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:45,960
Speaker 4: to get on a dirt bike? Oh?

786
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:46,399
Speaker 13: She did?

787
00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:48,480
Speaker 8: What?

788
00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:49,960
Speaker 4: Side side car?

789
00:36:50,239 --> 00:36:53,600
Speaker 13: Or like a full on proper Pewey fifty motorbike.

790
00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:55,440
Speaker 3: It's like a Way's Brother movie.

791
00:36:55,800 --> 00:37:02,759
Speaker 13: Yes, it's just just recently, on a third birthday, I

792
00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:03,839
Speaker 13: brought her a goat.

793
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,000
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what about you? You as an uncle, right,

794
00:37:08,719 --> 00:37:10,640
Speaker 4: you never know what you're going to get on your birthday.

795
00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:14,800
Speaker 4: My uncle Steven's around on your birthday? You know what

796
00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:15,600
Speaker 4: I mean? Where do you go?

797
00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:15,920
Speaker 9: Now?

798
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,640
Speaker 4: You've pete so soon? You've done the motorbike at one,

799
00:37:18,719 --> 00:37:21,760
Speaker 4: the goat at three? What's there for five? Ten eleven

800
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:24,200
Speaker 4: and eighteen and twenty one, and what about where.

801
00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:26,960
Speaker 13: You go to Oh I no, I just I just

802
00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:28,719
Speaker 13: seen the goat and I was like, oh yeah, sure

803
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:31,359
Speaker 13: grabbed that goat.

804
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:33,480
Speaker 4: You have the feeling Steven didn't pay for that go

805
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:35,239
Speaker 4: You just saw it the side of the side of

806
00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:37,239
Speaker 4: a road, just grabbed it and shoved it in the car.

807
00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:40,160
Speaker 3: Now right, A billion in the motorcycle.

808
00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:44,320
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

809
00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:47,000
Speaker 4: Thank you very much a Patty giving us heads up

810
00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:51,360
Speaker 4: about tonight. I can't believe that asteroid, Chad, do you

811
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:56,160
Speaker 4: hear that it's only seven point two million kilometers away from.

812
00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:58,640
Speaker 5: Us, traveling at sixty four thousand kilometers an hour.

813
00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:01,320
Speaker 4: I mean, everyone's day safe. I mean that is like

814
00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:04,239
Speaker 4: me texting Jack going I'm very near your house. How

815
00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:09,400
Speaker 4: far away? Seven point two millions away? Wave out the window.

816
00:38:09,719 --> 00:38:11,479
Speaker 4: I'm going to be gunning it. I can't stop.

817
00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:15,200
Speaker 3: Come on, stop the asteroid.

818
00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:17,720
Speaker 4: I'm an asteroid. I'm the size of the Eifall Tower.

819
00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:21,480
Speaker 4: There are always the size of some of those asteroids,

820
00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:25,080
Speaker 4: aren't they. They're perfectly sized to things we can understand.

821
00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:29,320
Speaker 4: God bless those aliens. All right, we're doing three topic Tuesday,

822
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:33,880
Speaker 4: it's a standing once a month, isn't that There's an

823
00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:37,719
Speaker 4: asteroid the size of in sir mcg or whatever it is.

824
00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:38,440
Speaker 3: It's like a bit.

825
00:38:38,520 --> 00:38:40,600
Speaker 5: It's a bit, boy, cried wolf. I reckon one's going

826
00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:42,319
Speaker 5: to be coming at us. But because we hear about

827
00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:44,399
Speaker 5: them in the news all the right, we won't worry

828
00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:44,759
Speaker 5: about it.

829
00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:47,640
Speaker 4: Now one time we don't worry about it's all over

830
00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:50,040
Speaker 4: and we never know about it, all right. So three

831
00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:52,200
Speaker 4: topic two staying running. Three phone is at the same

832
00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:55,439
Speaker 4: time nine four one four one o four three. Jack

833
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,720
Speaker 4: is an uncle. That is the breaking news this morning.

834
00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:01,720
Speaker 4: He's an active uncle. He's uncling live on the radio

835
00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:04,919
Speaker 4: right now. And so congratulations to you brother as well

836
00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:07,040
Speaker 4: and all your family. I bet they are made up

837
00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:07,880
Speaker 4: with this news, aren't they.

838
00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:11,640
Speaker 5: Everybody's over the moon where everybody's desperate for more pictures,

839
00:39:11,719 --> 00:39:12,320
Speaker 5: more information.

840
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:14,360
Speaker 3: We don't even know the baby's name yet.

841
00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:16,399
Speaker 4: Boy or girl. We allowed to know Jack.

842
00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:17,080
Speaker 3: He is a boy.

843
00:39:17,719 --> 00:39:20,520
Speaker 4: That is good news. He is a boy, confirmed, all right?

844
00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:24,719
Speaker 4: So crazy uncle stories. Also wrong dates. This radio station

845
00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:27,600
Speaker 4: unsure whether Patsy has been working and paid by the

846
00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:31,080
Speaker 4: for ten years or eleven years? What are your wrong dates?

847
00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:34,480
Speaker 4: That you've got and what can you smell from your house?

848
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:37,759
Speaker 4: Nine four one four one oh four three. Early on

849
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:41,000
Speaker 4: this morning, Jack stundersall as he often does, but this

850
00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:43,719
Speaker 4: time about his uncle. Please tell that uncle. Story about

851
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:47,440
Speaker 4: your uncle that was in the police. Was the police.

852
00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:50,360
Speaker 3: He has retired now, but he didn't get fired. He

853
00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:51,959
Speaker 3: he was my crazy uncle.

854
00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:56,000
Speaker 5: He would scare us by driving down train tracks instead

855
00:39:56,040 --> 00:39:59,360
Speaker 5: of driving along the road. Also, he once took me

856
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:03,600
Speaker 5: on a sting. Oh yeah, when he was an active

857
00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:06,520
Speaker 5: police officer. He took me on a sting. He got

858
00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:09,480
Speaker 5: me to bring mum and dad's camcorder and I hid

859
00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:11,680
Speaker 5: in the back of the Jack.

860
00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:14,400
Speaker 4: Can we get this once a week? Right, story a

861
00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:17,040
Speaker 4: week from your uncle? Please carry on. I want to

862
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:18,560
Speaker 4: be in this scene. He got you to bring your

863
00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:19,680
Speaker 4: cam card what.

864
00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:20,960
Speaker 3: To film it, to film it.

865
00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:25,520
Speaker 5: So he was setting up a fake purchase of a

866
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:28,920
Speaker 5: PlayStation two that had been chipped. They were trying to

867
00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:33,240
Speaker 5: crack down on chipping PlayStations and illegal burning of games.

868
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:35,320
Speaker 5: So he was going to buy the PlayStation and the

869
00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:38,360
Speaker 5: games off a guy in a service station and we

870
00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:39,479
Speaker 5: parked in there and then.

871
00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:41,799
Speaker 4: I was and you're part of this trying to take

872
00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:43,800
Speaker 4: down some criminal underworld.

873
00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:45,920
Speaker 3: I was filming. I was twelve.

874
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:51,040
Speaker 5: I was in the back of his Torago with a

875
00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:57,200
Speaker 5: jacket over my head and hooch filming the interaction in

876
00:40:57,280 --> 00:40:58,520
Speaker 5: the purchase of the PlayStation.

877
00:40:58,880 --> 00:40:59,560
Speaker 4: We're scared.

878
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:02,360
Speaker 3: No, I actually remember being really excited.

879
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:05,400
Speaker 4: Tim on the show. We've got to look for stories

880
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Speaker 4: that I love, stories about when people go to work

881
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Speaker 4: with a family member. That's insane. That's amazing, all right,

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Speaker 4: nine four one four one oh four three, Let's get Jim.

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Speaker 4: Jim has been waiting on hold for about ten minutes. Jim,

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Speaker 4: good morning. I'm good Jim, but I hope you well

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Speaker 4: this morning. Thanks for waiting on hold for us, Jim,

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Speaker 4: what's your story for us this morning? On three topic Tuesday?

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Speaker 10: My ex partner with mother, we've lived in Werriby. I'm

888
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Speaker 10: I'm sure the back on the decks you can smell

889
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Speaker 10: the smell. They smell a nice see it. But it wasn't.

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Speaker 10: It was actually the series plant.

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Speaker 11: Oh, now come a week copperbad wrap.

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Speaker 4: Out West.

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Speaker 3: There's nothing wrong with yes space out West. There is

894
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Speaker 3: a patch. I've got to say, Christian, remember when we

895
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Speaker 3: drove out to the one Electric.

896
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Speaker 4: I mean, I'm half an hour away down the light

897
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Speaker 4: to day. I'm all right, you're not. I worry your safety. Jack.

898
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Speaker 4: I don't remember that story whatsoever. I'm swearing the Fifth Amendment.

899
00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:07,080
Speaker 4: It never happened. We never smelled the.

900
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Speaker 3: Smell of poop, not since the eighties.

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00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:10,720
Speaker 11: They fixed the treatment.

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00:42:11,719 --> 00:42:14,200
Speaker 4: Chat would bring that up years ago. I can remember

903
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:17,759
Speaker 4: some things that never stayed with us. Jack, all right,

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Speaker 4: any who ninety four one four four three, This is

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00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:25,480
Speaker 4: Robbie Williams on Gold Let me entertain you. So we're

906
00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:28,000
Speaker 4: looking for your stories of crazy uncles, wrong dates and

907
00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:31,360
Speaker 4: what can you smell from your house and obviously cannot

908
00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:33,640
Speaker 4: smell sewage anywhere? And where are we?

909
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Speaker 2: Fact the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Everyone calling the show today again a copy of my book,

911
00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:44,000
Speaker 4: No One Listens to Your Dad's Show, which is out today.

912
00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:47,759
Speaker 4: It's out today, but we obviously aren't out today. So

913
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Speaker 4: like the radio show, let the book come to you.

914
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Speaker 4: And I don't know, I don't who knows whether we're

915
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Speaker 4: going to be coming out this the weekend or a

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Speaker 4: wee bit longer. But thank you very much to everyone

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Speaker 4: whos been buying the book as well and pre ordering

918
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Speaker 4: it as well. You will get it this week. Thank

919
00:43:03,719 --> 00:43:06,120
Speaker 4: you also as well. My book is out today and

920
00:43:06,719 --> 00:43:08,319
Speaker 4: I'm really proud of it. Actually, I've put my heart

921
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Speaker 4: and soul into the book and it's about the move here,

922
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Speaker 4: but it's also about something else, which is what I

923
00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:15,760
Speaker 4: want to talk about this morning. And Jack and Pats

924
00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:18,120
Speaker 4: know about this, and they've known for a bit of

925
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Speaker 4: time as well. But one thing I want to talk

926
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Speaker 4: about when I told my story was I want to

927
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Speaker 4: tell the real reason of why I moved here. And

928
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Speaker 4: I've never really talked about it before for a reason

929
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Speaker 4: because I felt ashamed of it. And sometimes when we

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Speaker 4: have something tough in our life, we feel we feel shame,

931
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Speaker 4: and it keeps you in a very small place. It

932
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Speaker 4: makes you feel very lonely as well. And five years ago,

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Speaker 4: five or six years ago, and my life was in

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Speaker 4: a very different place. I had terrible anxiety attacks and

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Speaker 4: I couldn't do the one thing that I've always loved

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Speaker 4: in my life, which is this radio. And for an

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00:43:46,719 --> 00:43:49,839
Speaker 4: awful period, I wasn't I was having any terrible anxiety tacks.

938
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Speaker 4: As I was walking into the radio station and I

939
00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:57,040
Speaker 4: had to had to go home, and my wife, as always,

940
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Speaker 4: was a great support and she said, it's always a

941
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Speaker 4: defining moment in relationship. And she said, I think you

942
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:02,800
Speaker 4: need to go and get help. And I did, and

943
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Speaker 4: it was the best thing I've ever done for myself.

944
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Speaker 4: And even though it was a very, very tough time

945
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Speaker 4: in my life. And I also want to assure you

946
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Speaker 4: that this book, I haven't just written this for three

947
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Speaker 4: inches and thirty two pages. It isn't it's like some

948
00:44:13,080 --> 00:44:16,360
Speaker 4: Angela's ashes misery fest. It's part of my story, it

949
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Speaker 4: isn't the whole story. And even though that happened in

950
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Speaker 4: my life, I actually grew through it. I learned some stuff.

951
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Speaker 4: I learned some new things about what to do and

952
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Speaker 4: if it can help one person. And right now in

953
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Speaker 4: the world, there is a lot of people stuff anxiety.

954
00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:31,040
Speaker 4: It's not unique to me. It comes in various forms.

955
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Speaker 4: This just happened to be mine. The amazing thing is

956
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Speaker 4: and this could be you as well. If you're in

957
00:44:36,239 --> 00:44:37,840
Speaker 4: it right now, you've been in it before and you

958
00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:40,120
Speaker 4: might be in it again. Is you can get through it.

959
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Speaker 4: And I also from not being able to do a

960
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Speaker 4: radio show, I had a kind of Once I got

961
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Speaker 4: better and was able to get back to the thing

962
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Speaker 4: I love in my life, which is radio. I was

963
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Speaker 4: able then to make some changes in my life. And

964
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Speaker 4: if I could give one bit of advice to anyone

965
00:44:53,560 --> 00:44:55,840
Speaker 4: who if you ever go through this is the mistake

966
00:44:55,880 --> 00:44:57,520
Speaker 4: I made that made it harder was I looked the

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Speaker 4: other way. And sometimes we do that in tough times.

968
00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:02,839
Speaker 4: We sort of we're hardwired these days to be risk

969
00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:05,000
Speaker 4: and pain averse, and we look the other way. We're

970
00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:07,320
Speaker 4: looking the other way from us. And actually, what my

971
00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:09,720
Speaker 4: big thing was looking the other way and looking towards

972
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Speaker 4: what was actually going on to me. And I can

973
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Speaker 4: say this now that actually the anxiety attacks were that

974
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Speaker 4: were the best thing that ever happened to my life.

975
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Speaker 4: Without them, I wouldn't have come to Australia. Please don't

976
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Speaker 4: think you need to respond to any kind of anxiety

977
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Speaker 4: life by moving on the other side of the world.

978
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:27,359
Speaker 4: That's a very extreme overcorrection, all right. The book isn't

979
00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:30,200
Speaker 4: saying the only way you can slay anxiety is to

980
00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:31,920
Speaker 4: move to a different hemisphere.

981
00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:33,560
Speaker 5: If you can point on the map that it's further

982
00:45:33,640 --> 00:45:36,040
Speaker 5: away than further away from where you are right now.

983
00:45:36,239 --> 00:45:39,320
Speaker 4: Throw a dart at the globe and go there, you know.

984
00:45:39,360 --> 00:45:42,879
Speaker 4: And that's why Tony Robbins awakened the giant within. Don't

985
00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:46,200
Speaker 4: do it. I wouldn't recommend it to anyone. However, the

986
00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:48,520
Speaker 4: story isn't about that. It's part of my life. It

987
00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:51,160
Speaker 4: probably be bubbling around for a while, but it isn't

988
00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:53,400
Speaker 4: all of me, and it doesn't define who I am.

989
00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:56,000
Speaker 4: I've stormaged to have an amazing life and I've got

990
00:45:56,040 --> 00:45:57,759
Speaker 4: to come to Australia with my wife and kids. So

991
00:45:58,360 --> 00:46:00,320
Speaker 4: some of you might have seen the article that was

992
00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:04,239
Speaker 4: in the Herald Sun and Sunday about all this, and

993
00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:06,440
Speaker 4: so the real reason why I put it in the

994
00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:08,440
Speaker 4: book is because my kids have You know, if you've

995
00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:10,600
Speaker 4: got teenagers, they're going to go through tough times. And

996
00:46:10,640 --> 00:46:12,719
Speaker 4: I found myself saying this a lot. Oh, you know,

997
00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:15,399
Speaker 4: it's very human to struggle. You've got nothing to feel

998
00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:17,200
Speaker 4: ashamed about. One of them said to me, it's all

999
00:46:17,280 --> 00:46:19,560
Speaker 4: right for you, what do you know, and I thought, well,

1000
00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:22,520
Speaker 4: I am ashamed. I'm not living to what I want

1001
00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:25,040
Speaker 4: them to aspire to do. So I put it in there.

1002
00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:27,240
Speaker 4: It's a bit at the start of the book. Perhapsy

1003
00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:29,680
Speaker 4: you're reading the book, it's not all the book in there.

1004
00:46:29,719 --> 00:46:31,440
Speaker 4: Il really helps it. I put my heart ins on

1005
00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:33,879
Speaker 4: the book. It is funny because it's been amazing. You're

1006
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:36,080
Speaker 4: in this book as well, Jack, Patsy, lots of the

1007
00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:38,520
Speaker 4: callers to this show, some of the hate mail, and

1008
00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:40,279
Speaker 4: then the people that have really made a difference in

1009
00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:42,839
Speaker 4: our life, like Peter Logan, you're in there as well.

1010
00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:45,440
Speaker 4: It isn't just my story. It's a story of if

1011
00:46:45,600 --> 00:46:48,719
Speaker 4: this show exists. Because you listen to it and you

1012
00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:50,840
Speaker 4: support it with all your phone calls that you do

1013
00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:53,239
Speaker 4: in your emails and you misheardly, it sures you are

1014
00:46:53,320 --> 00:46:55,560
Speaker 4: as much part of this show as me, Jack and

1015
00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:58,040
Speaker 4: pats and I love that. I hope that we're building

1016
00:46:58,120 --> 00:47:00,319
Speaker 4: something new in front of your ears and eyes any

1017
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:02,440
Speaker 4: hearts sometimes as well. And I've always wanted to make

1018
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:06,480
Speaker 4: this show. When I moved here, I wanted it to

1019
00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:16,480
Speaker 4: be a place where I guess I just after going

1020
00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:20,239
Speaker 4: through that it was so hard. I always wanted to

1021
00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:23,880
Speaker 4: make a radio show where there's anyone feeling like that

1022
00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:27,200
Speaker 4: they didn't need to fit alone. And I want to

1023
00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:30,640
Speaker 4: maybe hopefully I'll get through some minute. Guys, don't worry,

1024
00:47:32,280 --> 00:47:38,239
Speaker 4: thanks for garing. Jack actually actually thought he's gone. In

1025
00:47:38,320 --> 00:47:43,800
Speaker 4: is Tesla Tesla, there are big emotions right now. This

1026
00:47:44,080 --> 00:47:45,759
Speaker 4: was not in the running order to come and get me.

1027
00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:49,560
Speaker 3: But no, I always I want, I want to forget.

1028
00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:55,160
Speaker 4: An ten minutes down me. I'm struggling out and weeping

1029
00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:57,920
Speaker 4: in my own house, Jack, and that's not enough for him. No,

1030
00:47:58,200 --> 00:48:00,000
Speaker 4: I want this show to be someone we can talk

1031
00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:02,160
Speaker 4: about all of life, the silly things we do, and

1032
00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:04,160
Speaker 4: the other you know, the other emotions as well. I

1033
00:48:04,200 --> 00:48:06,200
Speaker 4: want to bring it all to this to this radio show,

1034
00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:08,960
Speaker 4: and I hope we're doing that. So anyway, probably the

1035
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:11,680
Speaker 4: strangers plunked a book you're ever probably not going to read.

1036
00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:14,359
Speaker 4: But what I was trying to say was man of life.

1037
00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:17,800
Speaker 4: From years of not saying anything to getting the emails

1038
00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:21,880
Speaker 4: from you guys has just been overwhelming. So thank you.

1039
00:48:22,080 --> 00:48:23,080
Speaker 4: Took a break and I'll be back.

1040
00:48:23,560 --> 00:48:23,880
Speaker 3: Christian.

1041
00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:28,680
Speaker 2: Hello, Christian O'Connell show podcast.

1042
00:48:31,239 --> 00:48:35,239
Speaker 4: God want at four point three, Christian O'Connell's show cutting crew.

1043
00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:37,880
Speaker 4: I just died in your arms tonight. Jack and Passy

1044
00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:39,920
Speaker 4: probably wondering a week is he going to be okay

1045
00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:42,959
Speaker 4: to do the work? Time? Was stuff? Hello?

1046
00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:46,720
Speaker 5: Even I don't know, I don't know. Give me permission

1047
00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:48,520
Speaker 5: to speak and I'll speak. I want to actually say

1048
00:48:48,640 --> 00:48:50,759
Speaker 5: how great the book is. You didn't give me a

1049
00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:53,200
Speaker 5: chance before. I'm already fifty pages in loving the book.

1050
00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:53,920
Speaker 3: It's fantastic.

1051
00:48:54,239 --> 00:48:56,200
Speaker 4: Thank you. All right, let's crack on with the show,

1052
00:48:56,239 --> 00:48:57,880
Speaker 4: all right, so you can win your tickets to go

1053
00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:01,120
Speaker 4: to one Electric Day. It's back at where we part

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00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:03,920
Speaker 4: this November. Can only win your tickets now completely sold

1055
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Speaker 4: out here on Gold today. With Jackie Boy becoming an uncle,

1056
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Speaker 4: we're looking for your baby movies. That is the one,

1057
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Speaker 4: isn't it? That's it?

1058
00:49:12,719 --> 00:49:14,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, baby movies.

1059
00:49:14,239 --> 00:49:18,399
Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, baby movies. Oh just see my phone.

1060
00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:23,640
Speaker 4: Good news, I am COVID free, eh. And that means

1061
00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:26,799
Speaker 4: I can go and get my Phisa. Yeah, baby, said

1062
00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:29,879
Speaker 4: my wife, got Asszeneca. I'm phisoring at eleven thirty this morning.

1063
00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:32,840
Speaker 4: That means now get that old big arm out eleven thirty,

1064
00:49:32,920 --> 00:49:35,880
Speaker 4: Watch out, Melbourne Exhibition Center. The gun is coming in

1065
00:49:36,719 --> 00:49:44,800
Speaker 4: Baby movies. Fight crib silver fair enough, dudes, dude, where's

1066
00:49:44,840 --> 00:49:45,640
Speaker 4: my car seat?

1067
00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:47,040
Speaker 3: Silver plus?

1068
00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:50,640
Speaker 4: That is a gold Come on, you'll have all this,

1069
00:49:50,840 --> 00:49:56,920
Speaker 4: uncle jack placenta of a woman, give it to me,

1070
00:49:57,239 --> 00:50:00,040
Speaker 4: thank you. Where does the baby go to? Wh and

1071
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:01,960
Speaker 4: they get scared in there? That's right? He goes to

1072
00:50:02,040 --> 00:50:06,080
Speaker 4: the panic womb panic gold plus damn on a row

1073
00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:10,040
Speaker 4: two mo ago, grumpy one year old men. Oh, someone

1074
00:50:10,160 --> 00:50:14,279
Speaker 4: needs a little nap time. Grumpy one year old men old,

1075
00:50:14,360 --> 00:50:16,880
Speaker 4: damn it. And this one No, I'm not doing that

1076
00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:18,960
Speaker 4: last one. It's unbroadcastable. All right, Jackie boy, what have

1077
00:50:19,040 --> 00:50:19,319
Speaker 4: you got?

1078
00:50:19,400 --> 00:50:28,520
Speaker 3: Baby movies first and the fetuses. That's good gold, Nappy Gilmore, silver,

1079
00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:32,480
Speaker 3: little baby Golfer yep, silver ones. He flew over the

1080
00:50:32,560 --> 00:50:33,279
Speaker 3: kooky's nest.

1081
00:50:33,440 --> 00:50:34,040
Speaker 4: That's nice.

1082
00:50:34,080 --> 00:50:34,360
Speaker 9: Gold.

1083
00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:36,560
Speaker 3: And Toddler on the roof.

1084
00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:40,200
Speaker 4: Toddler on the roof is very good. That's gold. There

1085
00:50:40,239 --> 00:50:42,040
Speaker 4: he is Uncle Jack Everyone.

1086
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Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell shoe podcast.

1087
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Speaker 4: All right, So today's at work time. Wster is Baby

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Speaker 4: movies for gramps every day this week sold out one

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Speaker 4: electric day. You can win a pair of tickets.

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Speaker 3: Hello, We're ready. Is he not an off?

1091
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Speaker 4: He needs to down Dene. He's having a sugar crash, guys?

1092
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Speaker 4: Is he slumped in the faders? Stay with us, Huggy,

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Speaker 4: don't go tools the light. We've got your buddy. Is

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Speaker 4: Hucky doing this? Is he doing his normal show as well?

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Speaker 3: He's just preparing for his show after nine?

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Speaker 4: Oh, bless him? Be nice if maybe Jack offered to

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Speaker 4: cover that frame.

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Speaker 3: You know what I do, but channel lean the buttons

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Speaker 3: after today, I have.

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Speaker 4: To see what Hockey did.

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Speaker 3: That's harsh emergency.

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Speaker 4: All right, okay, let's let's get into these thing baby movies,

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Speaker 4: baby movies, Nappy, Filmmore, Doubler, Oh, Clever, Silvil plus what

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Speaker 4: I'm justin Infirntrey, Gunny drive In, miss Baby, gold, Shinzia,

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00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:50,160
Speaker 4: crap Apocalypse now Bronze. Yeah, we changed the pooh I

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Speaker 4: mean that is what you say?

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Speaker 3: Is the gold plus?

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Speaker 4: Did you have those arguments in the early days, Pats

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Speaker 4: a week? I changed one earlier, so you're turning to

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Speaker 4: do one? Yeah? What am I? The pukes of hazard silver,

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00:52:03,400 --> 00:52:10,440
Speaker 4: dirty dribbling silver plus pursuit of Napilus gold desperately seeking southers.

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Speaker 13: M.

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Speaker 3: Is that to do with?

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Speaker 4: Suck a dummy? Suck a dummy?

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Speaker 7: It is to deal with?

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Speaker 4: Is that to do with a baby?

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Speaker 3: Was like if you had a sore throat.

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Speaker 11: It's like another word for dummy.

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Speaker 4: No, I don't know, bronze, but it still exists, just

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Speaker 4: because you need to get up to speed, Uncle Jack.

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Speaker 4: A star is baby beyond suck a sling?

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Speaker 3: Silver plus.

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Speaker 4: The newborn Identity gold. That's very good. The lamb before

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Speaker 4: tummy time. I don't know what you mean by that, Mark,

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Speaker 4: Is that code for you and your wife? Tummy time silver,

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00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:50,480
Speaker 4: Clash of the Tantrums silver, Gaga Land gold. That's very good. Janet,

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Speaker 4: I'm getting a baby rash here. I'm getting baby rash here.

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Speaker 4: Bronze inglorious little bastards. That's mean to the I know,

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00:53:00,640 --> 00:53:07,160
Speaker 4: naughty naughty lez noughty les, diaper heart silver, nappy feet

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00:53:08,440 --> 00:53:14,160
Speaker 4: silver lockstock and two smoking nappies gold. That's very good. Well,

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Speaker 4: I Chris Weekend in Bernie's crib bronze silence with the

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00:53:18,200 --> 00:53:27,040
Speaker 4: dummy bronze fifty she to Brown David in Sunbury. That's funny.

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00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:32,320
Speaker 4: European lactation instead of European vacation silver. That's good. I

1134
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Speaker 4: am Pram. That's very good. Let's end it there. Who's

1135
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Speaker 4: getting the tickets to go to one Electric Day?

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Speaker 3: Congratulations to Mark. We changed the poo.

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Speaker 4: We changed a pooh gets the tickets today. Thank you

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Speaker 4: very much. Guys, all the emails that you're sending through

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Speaker 4: you don't need to do it, I'm called, but thank

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Speaker 4: you very much for listening this morning as well. I'm

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Speaker 4: sorry for the over outpouring. There'd be no more of

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Speaker 4: that this week. I'm English and that's enough emotion for

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Speaker 4: more than one week. But thank you all the same

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Speaker 4: for your emails, and yeah they mean a lot, Thank

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Speaker 4: you very much. If some of you are asking questions

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00:54:05,480 --> 00:54:07,840
Speaker 4: about the book, what was talking about earlier? If you

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Speaker 4: if you do, if you ever got anything you want

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Speaker 4: to say, or anything you want my take on. Some

1149
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Speaker 4: of you want to know what did I do? Please

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Speaker 4: email me. I will reply to your emails this week.

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Speaker 4: I'd love to get your emails. I love to getting

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Speaker 4: them since Sunday, so if you want to, you always

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Speaker 4: can anytime. Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au.

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Speaker 4: We are back tomorrow morning. Take care, Bye bye, Christian.

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