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Speaker 1: Good morning.

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Speaker 2: It's a Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 3: When we order it from our local pizzer pizza places.

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Speaker 4: I heard a lot, but not until today.

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Speaker 2: What the Christian no connall Show on Gold point three.

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Speaker 5: Hey, good morning, Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 6: Tuesday morning, Christian O'Connell Show on Gold Good morning, Jack Post.

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Speaker 4: Good morning, Paths, good morning, Christian, good morning.

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Speaker 3: Patsy, Hey Jack, heye boys?

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Speaker 5: How are you?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: How was everyone's long weekend?

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Speaker 4: I mean that extra day? Please please please give it

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Speaker 4: to feel up.

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Speaker 6: We've had more than three days off. Was it just

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Speaker 6: that one extra day? It feels like you just we

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Speaker 6: just enjoy a weekend more, but just get an extra

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Speaker 6: day to do stuff you have to do the weekend

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Speaker 6: and then just get a kind of nothing day of

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Speaker 6: just a bit more doing less.

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Speaker 4: There's nothing better than it. Feeling of Sunday night where

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Speaker 4: you go well, technically this is like a Saturday night.

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Speaker 6: Yes, we actually went out Sunday evening around to some friends,

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Speaker 6: a whole load of us and at a afternoon of

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Speaker 6: drinking for like six hours that felt like a Saturday night.

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Speaker 6: Friday night, we went out to a restaurant, my wife

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Speaker 6: and I and like a lot of these restaurants now

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Speaker 6: obviously got to do it COVID safe, so doing two sittings.

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Speaker 6: They just warned us books and said, look it's two hours,

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Speaker 6: and I was like, yeah, okay, we were done after

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Speaker 6: an hour.

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Speaker 5: To talk about you're the old couple? Did I'll tell

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Speaker 5: you about the other day?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's metally quite a few times.

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Speaker 6: I was actually would never felt like I should have

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Speaker 6: made a list of potential topics to talk about.

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Speaker 5: Our phone in it's your favorite apple, Sarah, what's your

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Speaker 5: favorite apple?

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Speaker 6: These days they were you wearing on Granny Smith's or

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Speaker 6: a cock's pipping.

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Speaker 5: We were doing an hour.

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Speaker 4: I mean I get so fidgety a dinners that I

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Speaker 4: even if I've got stuff to talk about, I want

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Speaker 4: to get up after thirty five minutes. Well, I don't

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Speaker 4: like sitting after we've finished our meals. I don't like

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Speaker 4: just sitting there for the fun of sitting.

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Speaker 5: We had this debate.

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Speaker 6: We've said, look, should we have putting here or we

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Speaker 6: should get putting on the way home? And then you

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Speaker 6: put your cozyes on have it from the TV. Butudding's

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Speaker 6: better on your sofa is not on any couch.

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Speaker 4: So what do you get ice cream tub on the

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Speaker 4: way home as the way home?

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Speaker 6: And it felt great having that TV. But you got

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Speaker 6: the book, best of both worlds. But yeah, it was

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Speaker 6: strange being back in a restaurant that even just being

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Speaker 6: around other people and.

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Speaker 4: Do you and they're doing you have to have a

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Speaker 4: table separating edge table.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's not just that. I don't mind that.

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Speaker 6: I can't stand it when you go to a restaurant

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Speaker 6: and you're too close to somebody else cannot stand that.

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Speaker 5: So perfect for me.

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Speaker 6: However, but you've obviously got now you had to. You

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Speaker 6: have to log in on your phone on an app,

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Speaker 6: which is which is fair enough because it's keeping everybody

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Speaker 6: safe if anyone you know, gets a corona. But then

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Speaker 6: they also had the menu on there and you were

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Speaker 6: ordering on your phone as well.

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Speaker 4: So they couldn't send a waiter to the table.

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Speaker 6: Well, the way to kend the table se if you

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Speaker 6: want to be drinks on it, but they obviously not

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Speaker 6: handing out menus. You know, stuff we didn't even think

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Speaker 6: about meeting about because then I guess someone else could

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Speaker 6: have touched it and it can't be stinking a Glen

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Speaker 6: twenty every you know looking at it it's all west

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Speaker 6: or you know, looking at the menu. So anyway, I

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Speaker 6: say about having an extra day off yesterday my daughter's common.

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Speaker 6: They took me to a place called I've never been

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Speaker 6: to one of these spotlight ah.

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Speaker 4: Yes, but the arts and crafts section, well, this.

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Speaker 6: Was a massive megal one with two stories. It was

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Speaker 6: like a warehouse building. It was absolutely huge. And ye know,

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Speaker 6: they said they wanted some arts and crafts. I was,

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Speaker 6: this is wholesome, this is good. But they lied to me.

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Speaker 6: Soon as we go on, I see them pulling out

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Speaker 6: shopping an actual shopping trolling.

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Speaker 5: How much arts and crafts were you going to get?

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Speaker 5: I didn't want?

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Speaker 6: As they do bedding in there, pillows, cushions, throws, Patsy,

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Speaker 6: You're like, you'll love this. Remember a couple of weeks

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Speaker 6: ago you were telling us about your abundance of bed

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Speaker 6: pillows and cushions. Yes, and you mentioned about the Europeans

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Speaker 6: sixty five four Europeans yesterday. And the square ones, aren't

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Speaker 6: they yeah?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah are They're magnificent. I've got them on the

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Speaker 3: bed right now.

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Speaker 5: Magnificent. Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Two free staughter, they were rave meal. They weren't, oh

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Speaker 6: I think, And I went, oh, these are Europeans. They went,

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Speaker 6: how do you know, when, Patsy, these are Europeans. Yeah, well,

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Speaker 6: ended up getting out of percushions in there. I thought,

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Speaker 6: we're just going by pads and paper and pens and

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Speaker 6: brushes and stuff like that. We I didn't have to do

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Speaker 6: two trips to the car to follow all these and

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Speaker 6: they were going and I don't know if this is

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Speaker 6: where where we're just hard wire trains, were like, have

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Speaker 6: you seen these are down to twenty five dollars?

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Speaker 7: You know?

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Speaker 5: This is what I said, This is what you sound

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Speaker 5: like your mum. Someone's up.

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Speaker 6: We've got no choice but to buy this stuff. And

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Speaker 6: I must say the lady behind the counter, Penny, listens

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Speaker 6: to the show as well, So good morning, Penny, thank

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Speaker 6: you very much for helping me out.

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Speaker 5: Yes, they were my kids.

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Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 6: So on the long weekend, like all over the world,

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Speaker 6: there were marches right here in Melbourne and you, you

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Speaker 6: and your wife went down to it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it was a great turnout at the on the

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Speaker 4: steps of the Parliament building. I actually went I was

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Speaker 4: taking us to the wrong place. I was going to

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Speaker 4: the State Library. I thought for some reason.

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Speaker 5: I thought, all the protest cat in the library, isn't it?

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Speaker 4: No, we went to what did we bank? And I

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Speaker 4: went to the Climate Change rally last year and that

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Speaker 4: was at the State Library, so I just.

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Speaker 5: Sort of home. It's the home of rubbing.

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Speaker 4: I got all protests start there. I didn't realize you

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Speaker 4: could have protests anywhere, so we ended up walking to.

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Speaker 5: What do you think? There's no one there, It's just

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Speaker 5: you two to begin with at the library.

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Speaker 4: Well, I've got this innate. I got this from my

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Speaker 4: dad where you don't when you're driving to somewhere, you

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Speaker 4: don't want to get too close to it and realize

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Speaker 4: that you can't park, so that.

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Speaker 5: You can't so traverse across land and terrace.

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Speaker 4: So I have that built into me. So we already

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Speaker 4: parked the eighteen k's away and then walked all the

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Speaker 4: way to the State Library, and then realized that we

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Speaker 4: had to keep going onto the Parliament building, so we

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Speaker 4: don't have I've done three marches before we got to

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Speaker 4: the march.

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Speaker 5: It was exhausted today, but.

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Speaker 4: It was it was really it was a great turnout.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I saw on the news and I'm in fair play.

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Speaker 6: A huge turn out. Hardly any arrests. There was so

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Speaker 6: much worry about. Obviously there was going to be trouble

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Speaker 6: because we've seen what's happening around the world and people

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Speaker 6: are angry right now and every right to be as well.

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Speaker 5: But I don't think there was hardly any trouble as well.

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Speaker 4: No, I didn't think at the Melbourne one there was

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Speaker 4: no arrests, and everybody, and I'm telling you, everybody had

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Speaker 4: masks on and there was people going around with masks

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Speaker 4: for people who didn't have them, and and sanitizers. It

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Speaker 4: was my first mask experience. Actually I haven't I where

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Speaker 4: did you get them from? Well, we didn't know people

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Speaker 4: would be handing them out, so we stopped at a

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Speaker 4: pharmacy on the way and got just you know, the

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Speaker 4: disposable one.

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Speaker 6: I suppose you've been a hipster, didn't have some sort

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Speaker 6: of DENI one or a call one or you can

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Speaker 6: kind of customized it.

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Speaker 4: We went past the shop that said reusable masks. It

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Speaker 4: was it was a clothing story.

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Speaker 5: I mean, I'm not sure that's a great business pitch

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Speaker 5: reusable what have they done? But I'm in a quick wash.

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Speaker 4: It was a clothing store that had made you know,

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Speaker 4: they made amount of fabrics and all their mannequins were

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Speaker 4: wearing the masks, and Banker said, oh, we should get

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Speaker 4: the reusable ones.

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Speaker 5: I'm not wearing one of those.

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Speaker 3: Just wash it out.

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Speaker 4: No, well, is it safe to just wash it out

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Speaker 4: every time? Does that get rid of the journals?

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Speaker 3: I would have thought so if you give it a

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Speaker 3: good enough wash.

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Speaker 6: I'm not sure if the way to fight COVID is

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Speaker 6: put it on a twenty minute spin cycle. I mean,

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Speaker 6: I don't know if that's what Jessica I Don has

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Speaker 6: done in news it and they've just been the news

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Speaker 6: key weeks have just been using their washing machines to

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Speaker 6: fight it, to.

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Speaker 5: Get to the extor. I'm telling what was the atmosphere like,

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Speaker 5: because it looks incredible.

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Speaker 4: It was, so it was a really positive atmosphere. Everyone

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Speaker 4: was super peaceful. It was it was a great day.

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Speaker 4: I mean, we were we were a little bit worried

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Speaker 4: about going because you know, we don't want to be

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Speaker 4: too reckless about COVID. Then my wife was reading different

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Speaker 4: things before the rally even started about whether it was

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Speaker 4: legal or not to go there, so she was worried

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Speaker 4: about us getting arrested. And I said, well, they can't

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Speaker 4: they're not going to arrest forty thousand people. But because she's.

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Speaker 5: One giant pair of handcuffs.

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Speaker 4: She's not a citizen yet. She's still an American citizen,

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Speaker 4: not an Australian citizen. She said, what if I get deported?

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Speaker 4: So luckily she didn't.

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Speaker 5: That's Tuesday. It's great.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, that's great news talking about COVID safe. By the way,

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Speaker 6: how do we feel about the crews you see going

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Speaker 6: around town, the teenage.

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Speaker 5: Kids with the little sprits as sprays.

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Speaker 6: The frontline kind of keeping us all safe well, and

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Speaker 6: then and you see them they're like sort of they're

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Speaker 6: sort of checking their phones, you know, looking on TikTok

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Speaker 6: and all that. Get the old spray out and spray

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Speaker 6: something which she would never put a.

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Speaker 4: Hand on anyway, one brick on a wall of thousand bricks. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: they're always.

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Speaker 6: Doing the polls forty warning sign going now. I was

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Speaker 6: going to lean up the top of their ten foot up.

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Speaker 5: Thank god you've cleaned.

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Speaker 4: I don't know how much they think we're swinging off poles.

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Speaker 4: I haven't touched since I was a kid.

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Speaker 6: I often will go along, you know, to and park

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Speaker 6: our while I'm walking down the street.

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Speaker 5: Than they've got. They've got my back, Christian.

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Speaker 5: You need to play.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, all right, what is the song on the vacuum

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Speaker 4: Can I say yep?

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Speaker 6: Good morning, welcome to the show. Hello, Con, Oh, yes,

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Speaker 5: That's all right? Con?

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Speaker 6: And I'm good buddy. Have you had a nice long weekend?

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Speaker 5: Bye bye now, Susan. Good morning, Susan. Yes, yes, Susan.

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Speaker 5: Susan, it's yours.

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Speaker 3: Well, he got into the cushions. So we got home

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Speaker 3: to Buddings today? And I said, well, look, we're here now,

448
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Speaker 3: we'll do it anyway. So we lined up in m

449
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Speaker 3: que and you know, you've got to stand on your

450
00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:20,560
Speaker 3: yellow crosses in everything, and everyone's, oh, good morning, how

451
00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:23,480
Speaker 3: are you. How's a long weekend? But it thrust me

452
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Speaker 3: back to the nineties and my nightclub day is having

453
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Speaker 3: to queue outside the nightclub.

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Speaker 6: I mean, there needs to be a Netflix show of

455
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Speaker 6: Partcy's nightclub days.

456
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Speaker 5: Just reminded me.

457
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Speaker 3: It took me back when we're at Horsham. When I

458
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Speaker 3: worked at Horsham, there was this local pub. It was

459
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Speaker 3: the only disc going town, so it was the happening place.

460
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Speaker 3: And when we first moved there, it's like, gee, that

461
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Speaker 3: must be a really good joint. Like there's this Q

462
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Speaker 3: going around the corner down the main street. So anyway,

463
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Speaker 3: first night we went out. We went there thinking this

464
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Speaker 3: is going to be fantastic. Stick got inside and there's

465
00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:04,840
Speaker 3: like half a dozen people in there, including the bar

466
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:08,320
Speaker 3: staff and the DJ. In this place was a dive.

467
00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:12,040
Speaker 3: It had wall to wall carpet and as you walked

468
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Speaker 3: across it, your feet would like stick to the carpet.

469
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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a sign of a good venue. They used

470
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Speaker 5: to be like that.

471
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Speaker 6: I used to love those sticky floor venues. You knew

472
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Speaker 6: you were somewhere good that never bothered to clean or

473
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Speaker 6: mop the floor all month.

474
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Speaker 4: I went to a nightclub in the Gold Coast once.

475
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Speaker 4: I don't know if it's still there. Sticky carpet floors.

476
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Speaker 4: They and their theme was they had beds instead of chairs,

477
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Speaker 4: so you sat on the beds and ordered. Someone would

478
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Speaker 4: come to the beds and you would order a drink

479
00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:42,480
Speaker 4: from there, and the host, the host would walk around

480
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Speaker 4: with a spray bottle because it smelt so bad, the

481
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Speaker 4: carpets and spraying ascent.

482
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Speaker 6: From the Blues Brothers. That's rough. So how do you

483
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Speaker 6: get on in Bunnings don Did you get what you needed?

484
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Speaker 3: No? We might have had a bit of a disagreement

485
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Speaker 3: in Aisle fifteen yesterday, so I want to get like this,

486
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Speaker 3: you know, indestructible setting. I'm looking at cement or something like.

487
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Speaker 6: That, a cement table for outside, carrying that back to

488
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Speaker 6: the car.

489
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Speaker 3: It's really nice cement tables and bench bench settings now

490
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Speaker 3: that you can get and they.

491
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Speaker 5: Look quite them. I think, yes, Chris isn't a.

492
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Speaker 3: Fan and he reckons we can't put it on the

493
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Speaker 3: decking we've got or car.

494
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Speaker 5: The car would be like so it would be from

495
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Speaker 5: a cartoon. It goes up in the air.

496
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Speaker 4: Are you building an outdoor setting or escape park anyway?

497
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Speaker 3: So there's a there's we've agreed to disagree on. We're

498
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Speaker 3: no closer basically to getting the outdoor sitting. We can't

499
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Speaker 3: agree on what we want.

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Speaker 6: So it's nothing worse than you go to all the

501
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Speaker 6: effort and he don't leave with anything. It is that

502
00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:52,960
Speaker 6: you haven't settled it and you've only got to come

503
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Speaker 6: back at some point and do it all again.

504
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Speaker 4: And you have a whisper argument in the aisles. Well,

505
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Speaker 4: I think the cement will do just one.

506
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Speaker 6: How many are how many ile arguments today? Any places

507
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Speaker 6: to have an ile argument? You think Bunnings have the

508
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Speaker 6: more you're not really kicking off in a in a

509
00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:11,320
Speaker 6: supermarket ile are you about the chips or what margarine

510
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:12,120
Speaker 6: brand to get?

511
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Speaker 5: But in Bunnings, what does it?

512
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Speaker 6: Meltdowns I've had with other mind teenage daughters about stuff

513
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Speaker 6: they're going to or my wife.

514
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Speaker 5: I wonder many people.

515
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Speaker 6: Who actually just split up end of the relationship in

516
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Speaker 6: a Bunnings Christian Christian.

517
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Speaker 5: O'Connell show, What do you go to this long weekend?

518
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Speaker 4: Allow me to take you to the Croatian city of Dalmatia.

519
00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:41,320
Speaker 4: Of course we all recognize this as the national anthem

520
00:23:41,359 --> 00:23:47,360
Speaker 4: of Croatia, unmistakable right. We did a thousand piece puzzle

521
00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:51,840
Speaker 4: over the weekend of Croatia of the City of Dalmatia.

522
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Speaker 4: Don't know how we chose Croatia as the puzzle when

523
00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:56,680
Speaker 4: we bought it, but it's been sitting in the cupboard

524
00:23:56,680 --> 00:23:58,960
Speaker 4: for a few years now and we got it out

525
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,359
Speaker 4: to put it together over the long weekend.

526
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Speaker 6: You and your wife, you're in your seventies now, Yeah,

527
00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:06,919
Speaker 6: what's happened to you both over the weekend? It's a

528
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:09,679
Speaker 6: fine line between the lifestyle of the hipster and a

529
00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:13,960
Speaker 6: very old person that both of the similarities are very similar. Actually,

530
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Speaker 6: you did a thousand piece jigsaw on a Croatian city.

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Speaker 5: Have you been there?

532
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Speaker 4: I've not been there.

533
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Speaker 5: No, What was it like a port? Is it almost?

534
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Speaker 5: It is? Import Yeah?

535
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Speaker 6: Yeah, you obvious notice the jigsaw people they love a port,

536
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Speaker 6: don't there with the boats and the harbor, and that

537
00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:32,360
Speaker 6: it makes a nice vista for a jigsaw.

538
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Speaker 4: And it was a beautiful vista by the time we finished.

539
00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:37,400
Speaker 4: We put a lot of hours into it. I mean

540
00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:39,600
Speaker 4: people would be doing a lot of puzzles over this

541
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Speaker 4: isolation period.

542
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Speaker 6: Care homes and places like that. Yeah, and medical facilities

543
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Speaker 6: and stuff like that.

544
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Speaker 4: Yeah, a thousand piece puzzle is no easy. Feet took

545
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Speaker 4: us many hours.

546
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Speaker 5: Over the weekend.

547
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Speaker 6: I'm sure they're going to rerect a statue to you someday.

548
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:53,879
Speaker 6: I mean they sacrificed you two put in to do

549
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:56,040
Speaker 6: this feet of ensurance already.

550
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Speaker 5: And so when would you do it? Like in the evening?

551
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Speaker 4: Oh no, in the days as well?

552
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:04,920
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, can't wait time? You don't wait for nightfall

553
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,800
Speaker 5: to crank open another couple of pieces of that port

554
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Speaker 5: of dune. Make sure in Croatia.

555
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Speaker 3: And there'd be lots of samey, samey pieces, wouldn't there,

556
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Speaker 3: Jack If it's support, because Croatia's got all those beautiful

557
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Speaker 3: stone sort of buildings and stuff.

558
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Speaker 4: You're right, Patsy, you know your croatia. Well, yes, the

559
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:24,520
Speaker 4: water was very difficult to complete. The sky was very

560
00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:25,800
Speaker 4: difficult to complete.

561
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Speaker 5: Yeah, we know.

562
00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:29,879
Speaker 4: We were doing it all hours of the day. Work up,

563
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Speaker 4: first thing in the morning, started the puzzle.

564
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Speaker 5: This is my question of the scene.

565
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Speaker 6: So it's on the coffee table because you need a

566
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Speaker 6: big thing to happen.

567
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Speaker 4: Well, this is the thing. We used the dining table.

568
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:41,400
Speaker 4: So we had all our meals over the weekend at

569
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Speaker 4: the TV and on the couch because the puzzle's taken

570
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Speaker 4: up the dining table.

571
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Speaker 6: The project, the Sistine Chapel, that's are going on in

572
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Speaker 6: the kitchen, the dining table.

573
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Speaker 4: So then we finish it and I'm ready to break

574
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Speaker 4: it up because we've already said goodbye to the dining

575
00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:56,280
Speaker 4: table all weekend. And I said, all right, love, well,

576
00:25:56,359 --> 00:25:58,560
Speaker 4: time to break it up. Looks great, well done, thumbs up.

577
00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:01,440
Speaker 4: Banker said no, no, no, puts. We put so many

578
00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:04,680
Speaker 4: hours into it. We have it has to stay.

579
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Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean I get it. Michael Androl didn't get

580
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Speaker 6: a great big old ja jet washer out.

581
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Speaker 4: Just spray that.

582
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Speaker 5: That's that done. What you're doing.

583
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Speaker 4: Then how long do we have to leave the puzzle

584
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Speaker 4: on the dining.

585
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Speaker 6: Town I mean how many hours? Just give me a guess,

586
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Speaker 6: what do you think?

587
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Speaker 5: Ten hours?

588
00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:26,200
Speaker 4: Probably ten hours.

589
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Speaker 5: To put ten hours.

590
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Speaker 6: I want to get visitors to come and see it soon,

591
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Speaker 6: a tourist attraction.

592
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Speaker 5: You put ten hous you're going to destroy it.

593
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Speaker 4: But when you see I mean, you see a puzzle

594
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Speaker 4: and it's just you're like, oh, yeah, you did a puzzle.

595
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Speaker 4: You don't keep her on the dining room table.

596
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Speaker 6: And the problem with what you've done, essentially you've arrived

597
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Speaker 6: at what a great anti climax After all of that, you're.

598
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Speaker 5: Gone, what do we do now? Exactly?

599
00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:53,360
Speaker 6: That's the whole point of doing the jigsaw puzzle. It's

600
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Speaker 6: it's the joy, I guess is actually the putting together.

601
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Speaker 6: So what are you talking to each other going, I've

602
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Speaker 6: got a bit of sea here, I've got a bit

603
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Speaker 6: of sea here.

604
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Speaker 5: Do you think yours is?

605
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Speaker 7: Know?

606
00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:04,359
Speaker 4: We we each wear our ear pods and listen to

607
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:05,600
Speaker 4: a separate podcast.

608
00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:10,359
Speaker 5: Oh oh god, this is a lot sader than thought. Perhaps,

609
00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:14,119
Speaker 5: just imagine the scene. It's like a couple near the

610
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:15,240
Speaker 5: end of a relationship.

611
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Speaker 11: It's not that sorry if I walking past that house,

612
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:25,120
Speaker 11: you both with your headphones on doing some boorn old

613
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Speaker 11: jigsaw of a port in Europe.

614
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Speaker 5: I was thinking, Oh, they're breaking up this weekend.

615
00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:32,359
Speaker 4: A couple who is so deeply connected that they don't

616
00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:34,040
Speaker 4: have to have a conversation.

617
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Speaker 5: All the time.

618
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Speaker 4: Discussing in each other's presence is enough.

619
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Speaker 3: I think that's lovely.

620
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Speaker 5: Yeah, lovely.

621
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Speaker 2: Christianconnell, Christian O'Connell show podcast, Christians how Jack of Fearless

622
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Speaker 2: Pain for the completed thousand apiece jigsaw for me?

623
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Speaker 5: Finished it. Take a photo.

624
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:56,359
Speaker 6: It's done for my father in law. He builds a frame,

625
00:27:56,560 --> 00:27:58,720
Speaker 6: cuts glass, mounts them.

626
00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:02,000
Speaker 5: This is like idea. Well let it called Christine Hart.

627
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Speaker 6: I've just shown this to Jack, a beautiful looking one

628
00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:09,760
Speaker 6: of It's like the Atlas of the world, of the globe.

629
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Speaker 6: It's an amazing black and white one that she said

630
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Speaker 6: took her two weeks that they have mounted on the wall.

631
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Speaker 6: That looks beautiful and trying to find out how many pieces.

632
00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:20,240
Speaker 5: The song that sums up my weekend is this.

633
00:28:22,119 --> 00:28:23,720
Speaker 6: Up on the roof, which is where I had to

634
00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:29,600
Speaker 6: go yesterday to a neighbour's house. This kitten we've got

635
00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:33,360
Speaker 6: I think actually thinks it's a dog. It's just determined

636
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:35,240
Speaker 6: to it's a it's the.

637
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Speaker 5: Breed of it.

638
00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:37,560
Speaker 6: It is supposed to be one of these indoor cats.

639
00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:39,720
Speaker 6: Some people have these things called indoor cats. I didn't

640
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:41,920
Speaker 6: know it was a concept. I had a cat when

641
00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:43,600
Speaker 6: I was a teenager and he just would bugger off

642
00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:44,120
Speaker 6: for a week.

643
00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:48,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, I always rolling around this cat.

644
00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:52,120
Speaker 6: Larry the cat is apparently purposely bred to stay indoors.

645
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:54,080
Speaker 6: But I feel sorry for him. You know, it's to

646
00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:56,400
Speaker 6: be out there. He sees the dog's going out there,

647
00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:59,160
Speaker 6: he cries, He literally me ows. He just stairs to

648
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:02,120
Speaker 6: the day looking at outside. It breaks my heart. Yesterday morning,

649
00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:04,040
Speaker 6: I get out and feeding the dogs and the puppies.

650
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:05,800
Speaker 6: It's like the ark at the moment around her ours

651
00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:08,200
Speaker 6: and I see Larry the cant and I think, oh,

652
00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:10,400
Speaker 6: can it do a little wander around the deck. You know,

653
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:12,480
Speaker 6: I'll keep an eye on him. So I go indoors,

654
00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:14,800
Speaker 6: make a hot drink for myself, sit there watching it on.

655
00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:16,880
Speaker 6: I'm chatting to my fifteen or daughter Ruby, and it's

656
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:19,200
Speaker 6: it's her cat. She's getting a bit of angsty. So

657
00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:21,640
Speaker 6: now you don't think he's gonna run away. And I

658
00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:23,560
Speaker 6: say it's a joke. Maybe today he's as big off

659
00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:26,560
Speaker 6: and he's been waiting for this day. Seconds later, he

660
00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:29,760
Speaker 6: literally shines up a tree, goes across the wall, jumps

661
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:32,239
Speaker 6: down the name of his guarden. I leap up, go

662
00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:34,600
Speaker 6: out to the garden and go Larry, Larry, Larry Larry.

663
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Speaker 6: He doesn't even look round. Cats don't. He doesn't even

664
00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:39,080
Speaker 6: look round a dog would look round. When he hit

665
00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:42,120
Speaker 6: his name, he's gone, he is gone. He's into the

666
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Speaker 6: neighbor's guarden. Right, So I'm like, rubery, We're gonna have

667
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Speaker 6: to go around and wait the neighbors up. We've got

668
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Speaker 6: these lovely, elderly neighbors. They're so friendly. But whenever I

669
00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:51,640
Speaker 6: go around there, there's always some drama that I need

670
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:54,040
Speaker 6: to help for. So I'm like hammering on the doors.

671
00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:57,040
Speaker 6: I've seventh the morning, you know, the long weekend, yesterday morning,

672
00:29:57,400 --> 00:30:00,000
Speaker 6: and they open the door and I go, hey, listen,

673
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:02,400
Speaker 6: and cat is in your garden. Can I just get

674
00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:04,560
Speaker 6: in the back there? They go, yeah, yeah, sure, come

675
00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:09,000
Speaker 6: around the side. Obviously they're retired, they're still social distancing,

676
00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:11,960
Speaker 6: so they stay indoors and I just go around the back.

677
00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:15,040
Speaker 5: Right. They're now watching me and Ruby. The fifteen year

678
00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:15,520
Speaker 5: old right.

679
00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:18,320
Speaker 6: Larry is on their garatter sort of shed roof at

680
00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:20,640
Speaker 6: the bottom of their garden. I'm looking at him thinking

681
00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:22,480
Speaker 6: how are we going to get him down now? So

682
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:24,680
Speaker 6: I tried to sort of shimmy up a pole and

683
00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:26,840
Speaker 6: why it's got like a plastic drain bike. I'm going

684
00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:29,280
Speaker 6: to pull this away and hurt myself. So I go,

685
00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:31,520
Speaker 6: you've got a ladder, and I borrow a ladder. This

686
00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:34,920
Speaker 6: is half seven yesterday morning. He has to come out

687
00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:39,040
Speaker 6: now we're still social distance. He gets this extendable ladder out,

688
00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:40,720
Speaker 6: hands it to me. I have to shove it in

689
00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:43,960
Speaker 6: like his hedge. And they've got an immaculate garden. Must

690
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,360
Speaker 6: be their pride and joy. It's right now. I have

691
00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:48,760
Speaker 6: to put this ladder as I get into it, sinking

692
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:51,000
Speaker 6: down in the sword of their freshly dug sort of

693
00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:54,240
Speaker 6: rose bed lay up the side of this shed, and

694
00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:57,240
Speaker 6: they've got a really high roof. Larry is about six foot.

695
00:30:57,280 --> 00:30:59,640
Speaker 6: I got up there and Larry and he's just looking

696
00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:01,840
Speaker 6: at me some bathing. It's like Shawshank Redemption, you know

697
00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:03,320
Speaker 6: when he puts that classical music on.

698
00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:10,560
Speaker 5: Is this some joint his my? He's Andy he's out.

699
00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:14,640
Speaker 6: He's he says some bathy, that beautiful sweet son on

700
00:31:14,760 --> 00:31:18,680
Speaker 6: his cat face freedom, you know. And he's six feet

701
00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:20,480
Speaker 6: from me and I can't. I can't get onto the

702
00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:22,440
Speaker 6: roof because I'll go through it into the shed right,

703
00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:24,920
Speaker 6: and I go, Larry, Larry. He's not coming towards me.

704
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:27,640
Speaker 5: He's up. Screw you, I'm done. I'm out, So go

705
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:29,920
Speaker 5: and get cats. Only get motivated by one thing. Food.

706
00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:32,440
Speaker 6: I won't go and get his bowl. She goes back indoors,

707
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:34,920
Speaker 6: feels up. His bowl of food comes back right. The

708
00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:37,880
Speaker 6: old couples still back indoors now watching this whole drama.

709
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:40,120
Speaker 6: It's like some sort of theater show. Dad and the

710
00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:43,480
Speaker 6: door driving a meltdown. I got up the ladder again

711
00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:46,520
Speaker 6: now with his bowl. Larry starts to slowly come towards me.

712
00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:47,920
Speaker 6: I'm doing you know, when you don't want to give

713
00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:49,880
Speaker 6: away the glint in your eye, because I keep in

714
00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:52,000
Speaker 6: my mind I'm practicing the grab do I do it

715
00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:54,240
Speaker 6: slowly like I'm gonna tickle him on the chin and

716
00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:55,520
Speaker 6: then get that scruff of his neck.

717
00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:56,440
Speaker 5: I go, Harry.

718
00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:01,400
Speaker 4: It's the same way they got Andrey and that warning's

719
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:02,800
Speaker 4: office in shaw shake redemption.

720
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:03,719
Speaker 5: That's quite right.

721
00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:06,840
Speaker 6: Yeah, Larry, come back here because he puts his head

722
00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:09,400
Speaker 6: down and I've got him scruff his neck and now

723
00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:12,320
Speaker 6: I've got him. I'm like, I'm up this ladder. How

724
00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:14,520
Speaker 6: do I get down the ladder? I can't use my hands.

725
00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:17,920
Speaker 6: I'm wrestling him down like he's an on the run fugitive.

726
00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:20,040
Speaker 5: He's reluctant. He doesn't want to come with me. He's

727
00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:20,360
Speaker 5: doing that.

728
00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:24,520
Speaker 6: A couple of pause and try to swing around like

729
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:27,200
Speaker 6: Haymakers to try and get an eye out of my eyeball.

730
00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:30,520
Speaker 6: And I now push him through a rung then have

731
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:33,520
Speaker 6: to pass him over to my other hand. The teenagers

732
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:35,680
Speaker 6: now behind me going, don't hurt when he's okay like

733
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:38,760
Speaker 6: this Their mom does this when they're little kids. He's fine.

734
00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:41,160
Speaker 6: We need to get him now. I passed him down

735
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:43,040
Speaker 6: to Ruby. Then the two of us have to walk

736
00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:46,080
Speaker 6: down the streets. You know, a am with a cat

737
00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:48,440
Speaker 6: who doesn't want to come with us, like between, I'm

738
00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:51,080
Speaker 6: not put my arms round her. She's got her arms

739
00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:52,800
Speaker 6: around here and the pair of us and Saday thank

740
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:54,440
Speaker 6: you to the neighbors. They've got to put the ladder back.

741
00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:57,040
Speaker 6: I forgot I didn't go back with So. That was

742
00:32:57,080 --> 00:33:00,600
Speaker 6: our yesterday morning for half an hour to recapture lay So.

743
00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:03,040
Speaker 4: And now all doors locked at all times, he can't

744
00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:03,680
Speaker 4: go outside.

745
00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:06,360
Speaker 6: You might have this, Patsy, are you at the age

746
00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:08,480
Speaker 6: yet with already where you have to have a meeting,

747
00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:11,720
Speaker 6: a family meeting. This is my wife's favorite thing. Instantly,

748
00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:14,520
Speaker 6: Oh god, it's trouble is I wander into it. I

749
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:16,400
Speaker 6: don't realize we're having a meeting. I just think we're

750
00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:17,000
Speaker 6: having a little chat.

751
00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:19,640
Speaker 5: Oh, this is a meeting. I didn't know we were

752
00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:20,200
Speaker 5: having a meeting.

753
00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:25,920
Speaker 6: We've got a meeting tonight to decide what to dory.

754
00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:26,840
Speaker 4: Out, whether he can be one that roams the straight,

755
00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:28,080
Speaker 4: to whether he's stuck indoors.

756
00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:30,200
Speaker 6: I quoted Sting I said someone as if you love someone,

757
00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:31,600
Speaker 6: you've got to set them free, you know, and the

758
00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:33,480
Speaker 6: hope that they will come back. So we've got a

759
00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:35,400
Speaker 6: big meeting tonight. So anyway, that's a song that sums

760
00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:40,120
Speaker 6: up my weekend up on the roof. Also just want

761
00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:42,840
Speaker 6: to say welcome back some of our younger listeners who've

762
00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:45,080
Speaker 6: been absent for the last couple of weeks with no

763
00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:48,280
Speaker 6: school run. Back on the school runs, you'll notice it

764
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:49,840
Speaker 6: on the roads, so they are a lot busier. The

765
00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:54,080
Speaker 6: school run is back. The last of my two kids

766
00:33:54,200 --> 00:34:01,400
Speaker 6: goes back to school today. And then the heartbreak yesterday

767
00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:04,960
Speaker 6: evening when the other one said that she was I

768
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:07,520
Speaker 6: had to have a day at home schooling today. So

769
00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:10,600
Speaker 6: sometimes being a pairent, it's snakes and ladders, isn't it.

770
00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:12,120
Speaker 6: Just when you think you're going up the ladder, it

771
00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:13,879
Speaker 6: turns out you're actually going back down a spot?

772
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:19,359
Speaker 5: All right? Three time on Tuesday? How this works?

773
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:21,640
Speaker 6: On a Tuesday, we run a couple of phone ins

774
00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:23,720
Speaker 6: at the same time as I read out the phonings

775
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:26,520
Speaker 6: and go through them. If you've got a story about

776
00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:27,759
Speaker 6: any of them in you give us a call on

777
00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:31,359
Speaker 6: nine one O four three nine four one four one

778
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:33,320
Speaker 6: o four three knock, knock.

779
00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:33,640
Speaker 5: Who's there?

780
00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:36,680
Speaker 6: After having to wake my neighbors up yesterday to say,

781
00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:37,680
Speaker 6: my cat's in your garden?

782
00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:40,880
Speaker 5: Can I come into the garden? Un use your reasons?

783
00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:42,000
Speaker 5: You have to knock on a door?

784
00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:43,879
Speaker 6: What do you have to ask for? And I guess

785
00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:46,120
Speaker 6: the other side of that. You're you're one side of

786
00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:48,600
Speaker 6: the door, aren't you. You're either knocking on a stranger's

787
00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:51,080
Speaker 6: door or a neighbor's door asking for something, or the

788
00:34:51,160 --> 00:34:53,480
Speaker 6: other person with a strange knock at your front door,

789
00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:55,920
Speaker 6: like I guess if you heard from my neighbors, you

790
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,240
Speaker 6: know there's a hysterical fifteen year old with a confused

791
00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:01,440
Speaker 6: looking dad trying to retrieve a cat that they shouldn't have.

792
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:03,439
Speaker 5: Let out, So knock, knock, who's there.

793
00:35:05,239 --> 00:35:08,279
Speaker 6: I'm looking forward to the great stories about mistaken identity.

794
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:13,080
Speaker 6: Saturday morning them in my local Woolworths and there was

795
00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:17,359
Speaker 6: an elderly couple and they were bless them. There were

796
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:19,320
Speaker 6: that sort of couple you sometimes see out and about

797
00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:22,040
Speaker 6: and they were shuffling around. He had a little walker,

798
00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:24,000
Speaker 6: and you think, ope they all right. I hope someone's

799
00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:26,360
Speaker 6: looking out for them. Anyway, they were in my aisle

800
00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:27,840
Speaker 6: and they were going up and down.

801
00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:29,560
Speaker 5: And I said, you guys are right, you're trying to

802
00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:31,480
Speaker 5: look for something. Can I help? And they went, yes,

803
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:34,560
Speaker 5: excuse me, sir. Do you know where the camned mango

804
00:35:34,719 --> 00:35:35,400
Speaker 5: slices are?

805
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:38,120
Speaker 6: Something old people like It's a nice puddy with a

806
00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:39,600
Speaker 6: little bit of cream or something like that, or some

807
00:35:39,719 --> 00:35:40,239
Speaker 6: ice cream.

808
00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:42,719
Speaker 5: And I went, you've almost made it, so they're just here.

809
00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:44,960
Speaker 5: I said, there are two different sizes. Do you want this?

810
00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:47,680
Speaker 6: There's the four seven five or large one? She gets

811
00:35:47,719 --> 00:35:49,120
Speaker 6: a little shop in this there and she's like, what

812
00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:49,879
Speaker 6: does that say here?

813
00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:50,239
Speaker 5: Four?

814
00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:52,400
Speaker 6: I said it must be the four seven five? So

815
00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:54,319
Speaker 6: he go, do you want this one? I says, there

816
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:55,759
Speaker 6: anything else I can help with? While there, and they

817
00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:57,520
Speaker 6: were looking for someone else, so I took them to

818
00:35:57,520 --> 00:35:59,440
Speaker 6: the next stile because I just come from there and

819
00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:02,360
Speaker 6: then get this patty. He taps me on the arm

820
00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:05,320
Speaker 6: afterwards and go, can I just say, you run a

821
00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:09,120
Speaker 6: great Woolworth's here and it's better than.

822
00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:11,440
Speaker 5: The one at Walworth's. Oh blessed?

823
00:36:11,719 --> 00:36:13,360
Speaker 6: And I go, I don't want to embarrass him in

824
00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:15,279
Speaker 6: front of his wife or indeed upset him, and went,

825
00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:16,120
Speaker 6: thank you very much.

826
00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:18,680
Speaker 5: And he goes, please thank all of your staff, and

827
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:20,640
Speaker 5: I went, I will thank you.

828
00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:25,000
Speaker 6: So yeah, I got mistaken for the local Woolworth's manager,

829
00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:28,400
Speaker 6: and I just want to pass on to the Hampton Walworths.

830
00:36:28,719 --> 00:36:30,120
Speaker 5: I took praise that wasn't mine.

831
00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:31,880
Speaker 6: But I want you to say how proud I am

832
00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:35,840
Speaker 6: with you all there as your fake mistaken manager. But

833
00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:38,440
Speaker 6: please know that your work is valued there and actually

834
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:40,120
Speaker 6: thought you want to better than the one at Rabin.

835
00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:41,960
Speaker 6: I can't speak for the one at Rabin. I've never

836
00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:44,160
Speaker 6: been there, but I just think it wasn't my praise

837
00:36:44,239 --> 00:36:46,680
Speaker 6: to take. And I couldn't go round on Saturday nother

838
00:36:46,719 --> 00:36:49,680
Speaker 6: time to find each of you individually and pass on

839
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:51,800
Speaker 6: the praise from me, your fake manager.

840
00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:53,480
Speaker 5: But yeah, mistaken identity.

841
00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:56,239
Speaker 6: If you've got a story like that, and our young

842
00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:58,680
Speaker 6: gun producer Rio went back to Sydney of the weekend

843
00:36:58,719 --> 00:37:00,160
Speaker 6: and see his family and friends caught up of the

844
00:37:00,239 --> 00:37:04,879
Speaker 6: mate whose dad was a clown in the circus traveling circus. Yeah,

845
00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:10,640
Speaker 6: imagine that they don't advertise, do they the circus. They're

846
00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:11,800
Speaker 6: never looking for people.

847
00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:12,160
Speaker 7: Do they do?

848
00:37:12,239 --> 00:37:13,319
Speaker 5: They promote from within.

849
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:17,320
Speaker 6: You never see that open sort of you know, casting

850
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:20,319
Speaker 6: for castings or auditions or we're hired. You never see

851
00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:22,680
Speaker 6: signs up we're hiring up there on the on the

852
00:37:22,719 --> 00:37:25,320
Speaker 6: field or an oval. They just promote within. I guess anyway,

853
00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:28,040
Speaker 6: your parents had unusual job. Did your mum or dad

854
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:29,799
Speaker 6: or both of them have an unusual job?

855
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:30,600
Speaker 5: So today not not?

856
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:33,759
Speaker 6: Who's there strange unusual regions? So you've knocked on a

857
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:35,600
Speaker 6: door or you've had to answer the door the other

858
00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:40,640
Speaker 6: side of it. Mistaken identity and your parents had unusual jobs?

859
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:46,799
Speaker 6: The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast three Topics Tuesday, running three

860
00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:49,960
Speaker 6: phone in's at the same time, No knock, who's there?

861
00:37:50,719 --> 00:37:52,200
Speaker 5: What did you have to knock on the door and

862
00:37:52,239 --> 00:37:54,240
Speaker 5: ask for? To ask if I get my cap back? Yesterday?

863
00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:55,839
Speaker 6: As a kid, it was going to have a ball back,

864
00:37:56,920 --> 00:37:59,560
Speaker 6: it was can have a cap back? And then also

865
00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:02,759
Speaker 6: the other of it, strange knocks that you've had at

866
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:05,560
Speaker 6: your front door. Have you got a story about mistaken identity?

867
00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:09,400
Speaker 6: I was mistaken for the Woolworth store manager on Saturday

868
00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:12,319
Speaker 6: morning and complimented on the store that I don't run,

869
00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:14,520
Speaker 6: which is I don't know. But when I left I

870
00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:18,080
Speaker 6: felt good because I was like, wait, I'm not actually

871
00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:20,320
Speaker 6: the store manager here because someone a praised me.

872
00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:22,680
Speaker 4: Good to know the billboards are working as well all

873
00:38:22,719 --> 00:38:23,239
Speaker 4: around town.

874
00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:26,360
Speaker 5: Of your face, Yes, our marketing department.

875
00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:29,800
Speaker 4: Manager from the hand to wall was up on the billboard.

876
00:38:30,719 --> 00:38:33,799
Speaker 6: And did your mom or dad have an unusual job?

877
00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:35,640
Speaker 6: Those are the stories we're looking for this morning. On

878
00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:39,640
Speaker 6: nine four one, one oh four three Daniel Coome morning.

879
00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:42,279
Speaker 5: Good morning, Christian, How I I'm good buddy. Have you

880
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:44,560
Speaker 5: had a nice long weekend? So, Daniel, your mom and

881
00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:47,360
Speaker 5: dad it wasn't long enough today. Yeah. It's great to

882
00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:48,640
Speaker 5: get that extra day though, isn't it.

883
00:38:49,239 --> 00:38:49,359
Speaker 3: Oh?

884
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Speaker 5: Yes, definitely. So Daniel, your mum and dad had an

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Speaker 5: unusual job.

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Speaker 7: Was it? No, you know it's actually my father in law?

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00:38:56,239 --> 00:38:57,560
Speaker 5: Yep. And what did he do?

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00:38:58,440 --> 00:39:01,920
Speaker 7: He was actually a claim in the circuit, was he yes?

889
00:39:02,719 --> 00:39:04,720
Speaker 5: Well, and like an Australian traveling circus.

890
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:05,560
Speaker 7: Yes?

891
00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:08,440
Speaker 5: And then where did he meet your mother in law?

892
00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:11,719
Speaker 7: At detual same circus? She feels like you're working the

893
00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:13,640
Speaker 7: food van while heels out for me.

894
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Speaker 5: I love that.

895
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Speaker 6: So she's doing the pompcorn on the hot dogs and

896
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Speaker 6: they're making eyes at each other as he's doing this

897
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Speaker 6: old clown sad face and she doesn't know whether or not.

898
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Speaker 6: It's so hard to fall in love with You've got

899
00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:27,319
Speaker 6: clown with a sad face. How do you flir up

900
00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:29,400
Speaker 6: with the sad face? You know I'm into you, but

901
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:30,319
Speaker 6: the face doesn't say.

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Speaker 7: It must be very very hard, you'll it worked for him.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, Daniel, thank you very much? She cool?

904
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Speaker 6: Thank you, Christian, take care buddy, Suzanne. Hello Suzanne, hell look,

905
00:39:44,239 --> 00:39:44,879
Speaker 6: yes I'm here.

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Speaker 12: Hi Christian, how are.

907
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,160
Speaker 6: You that's all right. Sounds like you're rushing around this morning.

908
00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:50,320
Speaker 6: I can hear the hazard lights on right now. You

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00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:51,520
Speaker 6: pulled over the chat to us.

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Speaker 12: I have I have, that's right, okay, I'm bringing to

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00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:58,280
Speaker 12: tell you that I have knock knock on my neighbour's

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Speaker 12: door and let her know if I could see into

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Speaker 12: a shower.

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Speaker 4: Conversation really or could.

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00:40:06,719 --> 00:40:08,960
Speaker 5: Stop looking yourself and let showers What I'd say?

916
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Speaker 12: Someone said that to me, Well, someone had to say

917
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Speaker 12: the neighbor wasn't for the gardener wasn't about to say

918
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Speaker 12: anything really, So, yeah, the shower was an external wall.

919
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Speaker 12: It was one of those opaque, opaque windows. Yeah, and

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Speaker 12: it was they were they were alongside the driveway.

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Speaker 5: Wow, wait do you yeah?

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Speaker 6: Do you think that'd been going on for a while

923
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Speaker 6: before you were kind enough one day to say, hey,

924
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Speaker 6: well I hadn't.

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Speaker 12: I hadn't seen it obviously, all the all the all

926
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Speaker 12: the blokes in the complexes that and it got pointed

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Speaker 12: out to me by my husband.

928
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Speaker 5: And what did they do in the end? Then they

929
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Speaker 5: put a curtain up there or yeah, I.

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Speaker 12: Think there was a bit of shade cloth that the

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Speaker 12: previous tenants had had a bit of shade cloth up,

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Speaker 12: I think, and for some reason they had come down,

933
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Speaker 12: and yeah, I had to reminder that it might be

934
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Speaker 12: a good idea to put that back up.

935
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Speaker 6: I'm not sure why I said, but some sort of

936
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Speaker 6: curtain of that or I don't know what the alternative was.

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00:40:56,920 --> 00:40:58,160
Speaker 6: You wear some clothes in there?

938
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Speaker 2: Just the Christian O'Connor show podcast.

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Speaker 5: Can I just say as well? Was a young lad Isaiah?

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Speaker 5: Good morning.

941
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:10,359
Speaker 6: Isaiah is back to school today, so probably a lot

942
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:12,879
Speaker 6: going on right now, and he's probably excited a little

943
00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:15,400
Speaker 6: bit nervous as well. Isaiah was went on hold to

944
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:16,919
Speaker 6: talk to us, but he's just got a little bit shy.

945
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Speaker 5: Isaiah.

946
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Speaker 6: If it's too much going on today, then you don't

947
00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:21,279
Speaker 6: want to chat to us, that's fine. But we're here

948
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Speaker 6: minay to Friday six to nine, and if you ever

949
00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:25,160
Speaker 6: feel like called aback another day. I was really looking

950
00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:27,960
Speaker 6: forward to hearing your story about your mom's unusual job.

951
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,320
Speaker 6: It sounded amazing and I think everyone would love to

952
00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:31,560
Speaker 6: hear from you. But if you do want to give

953
00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:33,279
Speaker 6: me a call back this morning, I'm here to take

954
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Speaker 6: your call. Nine four one four one O four three.

955
00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:37,239
Speaker 6: It's not like going to a dentist chat to us.

956
00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:41,120
Speaker 6: It's it's actually very friendly. I think you'd really enjoy Isaiah.

957
00:41:41,120 --> 00:41:42,759
Speaker 6: But if it's a bit too much this morning, I

958
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:44,319
Speaker 6: totally get that, mate. I hope you have a good

959
00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:50,799
Speaker 6: day back at school today. Jess, good morning you, Good morning, Jess,

960
00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:52,120
Speaker 6: good morning.

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Speaker 2: Hello.

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00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:56,640
Speaker 5: Hello Jess. Yeah, I'm here, Jess, So not knock who's there?

963
00:41:56,760 --> 00:41:57,640
Speaker 5: What's your story? Mate?

964
00:41:58,120 --> 00:42:01,000
Speaker 1: Yes, i'd knock on my list neighbor's door at three

965
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Speaker 1: him in the morning to rescue my labrador one year

966
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Speaker 1: old labrador puppy who got stuck in the yard at

967
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Speaker 1: three am. At three am. Yes, unfortunately they didn't answer,

968
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Speaker 1: so I did have to break the lock on their gate.

969
00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:15,799
Speaker 4: To save him.

970
00:42:17,239 --> 00:42:19,400
Speaker 5: What I mean, so technically you broke in?

971
00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:22,880
Speaker 1: I did, But it's okay because they were okay with it,

972
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:24,000
Speaker 1: and I bought them a new lock.

973
00:42:25,680 --> 00:42:26,040
Speaker 7: Do you know what?

974
00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:36,879
Speaker 5: You're a very polite burglar, aren't you been raised? Well? Yes, mine, Yes,

975
00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:38,640
Speaker 5: possession is nine tenths of the law.

976
00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:41,319
Speaker 6: That's incredible. And can I just ask, by the way,

977
00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:43,680
Speaker 6: somebody's got a puppy. What's the puppy up to.

978
00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:44,320
Speaker 5: At three am?

979
00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:45,719
Speaker 6: Well?

980
00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:47,160
Speaker 1: He was chasing actually a cat.

981
00:42:47,239 --> 00:42:49,520
Speaker 10: Christian so potentially he was chasing yards.

982
00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:55,040
Speaker 12: He was very happy with himself, very excited.

983
00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:57,560
Speaker 1: He wagged his tail the entire away home.

984
00:42:57,800 --> 00:42:59,640
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, those Labrador puppies.

985
00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:02,800
Speaker 6: They're beautiful puppies, but they've just got so much excitement.

986
00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:06,200
Speaker 1: But they've got so much trouble, so much.

987
00:43:07,719 --> 00:43:09,680
Speaker 5: All right, Jess, great story, Thanks you, con. I have

988
00:43:09,719 --> 00:43:14,839
Speaker 5: a good days your TV. I well, good morning, good morning.

989
00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:15,640
Speaker 9: How are you, Christian?

990
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:17,600
Speaker 5: I'm good MANE Have you had a good long weekend.

991
00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:19,200
Speaker 9: I had a great weekend.

992
00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:21,840
Speaker 5: All right. So you've got a story about mistaken identity.

993
00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:22,799
Speaker 5: Will what is it for us?

994
00:43:23,640 --> 00:43:26,560
Speaker 9: I've had a wedding in Carlton quite a few years

995
00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:30,400
Speaker 9: ago and we went outside, myself, my wife and a

996
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:34,280
Speaker 9: couple of other people and just sitting there shooting the berries.

997
00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:37,960
Speaker 9: And this guy walked past and he goes, looks at me,

998
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,480
Speaker 9: and he goes, good evening, mister ghetto.

999
00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:46,080
Speaker 6: Underworld mob boss. I mean that's one way to get you.

1000
00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:48,040
Speaker 6: You're not queuing at the bar if they think you're

1001
00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:50,360
Speaker 6: in No, I mean one way to get special surfers.

1002
00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:52,000
Speaker 5: Yes.

1003
00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:54,000
Speaker 9: I just looked at him and I went, no, mate, sorry,

1004
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:55,920
Speaker 9: I'm not going to getto and he goes. So it

1005
00:43:56,080 --> 00:43:57,680
Speaker 9: nowhere is mister getting have a good evening.

1006
00:43:58,080 --> 00:44:03,879
Speaker 6: H's would a very clever ploy that. Yeah, very very smart. Well,

1007
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:05,759
Speaker 6: great story, Thank you very much. You call him mate,

1008
00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:06,279
Speaker 6: have a good week.

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00:44:08,239 --> 00:44:10,320
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.

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00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:14,799
Speaker 6: Hey Isiah, Yeah, Hi, this is Christian. Hey listen, you're

1011
00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:17,920
Speaker 6: not listen, you're not light It's right, listen. You're not

1012
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:19,719
Speaker 6: live on air yet. You'll be live in a couple

1013
00:44:19,719 --> 00:44:22,120
Speaker 6: of seconds. Okay, so when you come on air, it

1014
00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:24,680
Speaker 6: would just be like this, nothing will really change. But

1015
00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:27,200
Speaker 6: first of all, you shown a lot of bravery calling

1016
00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:29,680
Speaker 6: back today, so on that, well done, You're you're my

1017
00:44:29,760 --> 00:44:32,680
Speaker 6: hero this morning. Okas I all right, So when I

1018
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:35,640
Speaker 6: come back, I'm going to go hire sire good morning,

1019
00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:38,560
Speaker 6: and that means you're live on air then, okay, okay,

1020
00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:40,680
Speaker 6: all right, so when you do, and also always sounds

1021
00:44:40,719 --> 00:44:43,240
Speaker 6: really good sort of say, hey, this is my favorite

1022
00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:45,520
Speaker 6: radio show in the world. Okay, so if you could

1023
00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:47,160
Speaker 6: say that to me, it would sound really good. My

1024
00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:48,960
Speaker 6: boss would would be really happy.

1025
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Speaker 5: Then okay, yeah, okay, all right.

1026
00:44:50,640 --> 00:44:52,880
Speaker 6: Cool, So you'll be live in about four or five seconds.

1027
00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:54,320
Speaker 6: Ok I've just got to come off the back of

1028
00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:58,120
Speaker 6: this song. Hi, it's gold. It's the Christian O'Connell show.

1029
00:44:58,280 --> 00:45:01,480
Speaker 6: Twenty minutes past eight. That was Genesis and Land of

1030
00:45:01,520 --> 00:45:04,239
Speaker 6: Confusion on the line. Now it's called back here we

1031
00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:06,320
Speaker 6: have Isaiah. Good morning Isaiah.

1032
00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:09,720
Speaker 8: Hi, I'm a really big set of the shows.

1033
00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:15,160
Speaker 5: Stop it so awkward, Paris right now?

1034
00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:15,760
Speaker 9: Really?

1035
00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:17,760
Speaker 5: What a lovely thing to say, Isaiah.

1036
00:45:18,840 --> 00:45:25,239
Speaker 8: Thanks, So I'm calling in for my mom's jog.

1037
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:27,240
Speaker 5: Yeah, what's your mom do? Isaiah?

1038
00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:32,520
Speaker 8: She said, like, she worked at Marine Land and she

1039
00:45:32,680 --> 00:45:37,120
Speaker 8: said the sea wines fish and she would have been

1040
00:45:37,120 --> 00:45:38,360
Speaker 8: an assistant trainer.

1041
00:45:38,840 --> 00:45:41,200
Speaker 5: Wow. Wait, that's one an amazing job.

1042
00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:45,320
Speaker 8: Yeah, she used to work so it was in New Zealand.

1043
00:45:45,480 --> 00:45:46,520
Speaker 8: She used to work there.

1044
00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:50,000
Speaker 6: And tell me this, Isaiah, did you ever go? Could

1045
00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:52,800
Speaker 6: you go behind the scenes and see the sea lions

1046
00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:53,400
Speaker 6: and stuff like that?

1047
00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:54,000
Speaker 9: Ah?

1048
00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:58,400
Speaker 8: Though, because she she did. She doesn't work there anymore.

1049
00:45:58,840 --> 00:45:59,800
Speaker 5: She didn't gets sacked, did she?

1050
00:46:04,760 --> 00:46:05,000
Speaker 8: Yeah?

1051
00:46:05,360 --> 00:46:07,080
Speaker 5: Is that what happened to your mum's job there?

1052
00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:13,440
Speaker 8: She she she only worked today when she she was

1053
00:46:13,560 --> 00:46:14,759
Speaker 8: fourteen to sixteen.

1054
00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:16,799
Speaker 5: They're getting new, they get the kids.

1055
00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:22,280
Speaker 4: Hey work experienced getting there with the warises.

1056
00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:25,080
Speaker 5: That doesn't sound very safe, does it at Isaiah? What

1057
00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:27,120
Speaker 5: a way to run the marine land over there.

1058
00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:30,600
Speaker 8: Yeah, and there was a there was a parrot and

1059
00:46:32,640 --> 00:46:36,640
Speaker 8: she He used to call them names, like when they

1060
00:46:36,719 --> 00:46:41,160
Speaker 8: would when they are walked past him, he would say hello.

1061
00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:45,160
Speaker 8: And then when when they left here, mother nder his

1062
00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:48,960
Speaker 8: breath names, and they would call them names.

1063
00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:52,239
Speaker 6: Worried their Isaiah, you were going to say what some

1064
00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:54,719
Speaker 6: of those rude words were. But well done for not

1065
00:46:54,840 --> 00:46:56,600
Speaker 6: doing that. And you're back at school today, Isaiah.

1066
00:46:57,160 --> 00:46:59,480
Speaker 8: Yeah, I was my first day back.

1067
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:00,879
Speaker 5: You feel about going back?

1068
00:47:02,040 --> 00:47:03,880
Speaker 8: I'm really glad to see all my friends.

1069
00:47:04,160 --> 00:47:04,359
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1070
00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:06,960
Speaker 5: Bet, has it been boring been at home doing school online?

1071
00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:11,400
Speaker 8: I don't like doing school online though.

1072
00:47:11,560 --> 00:47:12,040
Speaker 5: No, I bet?

1073
00:47:12,080 --> 00:47:14,200
Speaker 6: Okay, Well listen, I let you go. But Isaiah, thank

1074
00:47:14,239 --> 00:47:15,840
Speaker 6: you very much for call him back. Okay, you're a

1075
00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:16,920
Speaker 6: very brave young man.

1076
00:47:17,640 --> 00:47:17,960
Speaker 4: Thanks.

1077
00:47:18,120 --> 00:47:20,840
Speaker 5: All right, buddy, have a good day. What was it

1078
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:22,239
Speaker 5: like in the end. It wasn't too bad? Was it

1079
00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:23,319
Speaker 5: speaking to us on the radio?

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Speaker 8: No, it wasn't.

1081
00:47:25,080 --> 00:47:28,640
Speaker 5: Okay, we'll call anytime you want, Isaiah, Okay, all right,

1082
00:47:28,719 --> 00:47:32,200
Speaker 5: so they may have a good day. Bye, all right, bye, bye, Christian.

1083
00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:36,880
Speaker 2: Hello, good Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

1084
00:47:36,680 --> 00:47:38,360
Speaker 5: Jeff, good morning, Good morning Christian.

1085
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:38,920
Speaker 13: And friends.

1086
00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:43,120
Speaker 6: Thank you very much, Jeff loosely friends. But yeah, Jeff,

1087
00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:45,719
Speaker 6: and I said to me, if Jeff, what's your story

1088
00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:45,960
Speaker 6: for us?

1089
00:47:46,040 --> 00:47:46,239
Speaker 5: Mate?

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Speaker 13: Oh, back in the seventies eighties, my mother worked as

1091
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Speaker 13: a telegon, which basically I wear the nice little brown uniform,

1092
00:47:56,080 --> 00:48:02,319
Speaker 13: carry around like an old session case, and they would

1093
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Speaker 13: travel throughout the city cleaning and disinfecting phones in offices.

1094
00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:09,160
Speaker 5: Oh do you mean the old fashion with you know

1095
00:48:09,200 --> 00:48:11,080
Speaker 5: you used to put your finger in the rotary phones.

1096
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Speaker 13: Yes, people used to use viros to dial instead of

1097
00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:18,800
Speaker 13: their fingers, so they would be scribbling on the numbers.

1098
00:48:18,920 --> 00:48:22,840
Speaker 13: So the idea was to clean that off and also

1099
00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:24,879
Speaker 13: disinfect the phone at the same time.

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00:48:25,280 --> 00:48:28,919
Speaker 5: The fact that they only did the phones, yes, cleaned

1101
00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:31,520
Speaker 5: the windows or the phone.

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Speaker 13: Then we got to go phone phones only, and that's

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Speaker 13: why they were called talle Jean tell phones.

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Speaker 4: And amazing that it had to be outsourced as well.

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Speaker 4: They just can't take five seconds to clean your phone.

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Speaker 13: No, it was all outsourced. The other thing was whenever

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Speaker 13: they part of their work was if they walked past

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Speaker 13: a public phone box, they would have to clean that

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Speaker 13: as well or disinfect that as well.

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Speaker 5: So high end joy isn't it. Basically, there's a phone

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Speaker 5: clean it.

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Speaker 13: Yes, that was about it. It was about it. But

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Speaker 13: she got to travel right through the city, made a

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Speaker 13: lot of different types of people and their phones.

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Speaker 5: That's it, Jeff, thank you very much and killed my

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Speaker 5: have a good week, so dear, thank you, Tea Jean

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Speaker 5: hygiene and the telephone phone cleaning too.

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Speaker 4: The rich and famous.

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Speaker 5: Lauren. One last call, It's Lauren. Come on in, Lauren.

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Speaker 10: Good morning, Christian. Here are you going.

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Speaker 6: I'm good mate, Thanks for asking how you had a

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Speaker 6: nice long weekend. So one last story today? What have

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Speaker 6: you got for us?

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Speaker 10: Strangest knock knock story of my life. I was working

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Speaker 10: for the Department of Primary Industries and I was inspecting

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Speaker 10: people's pine trees. And I knocked on a lady's front

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Speaker 10: door about nine o'clock one morning, and she answered the

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Speaker 10: door with completely nothing of wow.

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Speaker 4: I mean, who could have been visiting that?

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Speaker 5: That was? Okay? Who it is?

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Speaker 4: Whether it's a stranger or a family member.

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Speaker 10: You know, I have no idea.

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Speaker 5: But did she did the double take of like, oh,

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Speaker 5: it's not you know, it's not you, Jeff?

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Speaker 10: Or she didn't. She didn't even seem mildly surprised that

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Speaker 10: she had nothing on. It was like, this is just

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Speaker 10: a normal thing that you do. You just ends the

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Speaker 10: door with.

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Speaker 5: Nothing on it, and you still had to go, oh, look,

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Speaker 5: we're here to look at your pine trees.

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Speaker 4: What were all with people's pine trees that they needed

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Speaker 4: inspectors to come out nine am?

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Speaker 5: First, open up.

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Speaker 10: It's called giant pine scale. It was an insect pest

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Speaker 10: that had the ability to destroy Australia's tim industry. So

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Speaker 10: we had to try and geo tag them and so

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Speaker 10: we could go back and spray the insects and kill

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Speaker 10: them so that they didn't destroy Australia's kim industry.

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Speaker 6: It's incredible. What year did this happen? I mean, who

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Speaker 6: knew that before COVID. But there was a pandemic called.

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Speaker 5: Pine scale twenty fifteen. Twenty fifteen. Man, you weren't there

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Speaker 5: pine scale.

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Speaker 4: And it wasn't even in the mainstream media.

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00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:12,799
Speaker 10: You didn't get a looking, no, but we sure got

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Speaker 10: a good look.

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Speaker 6: Pine Scale sounds like a folk band as well. Pine Scale, Yeah, larn,

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Speaker 6: thank you, no worries.

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Speaker 5: It sounds like you're soaring trees right now.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, I think, well we were all still in

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Speaker 10: shock after that. We'd never forgotten it on the year

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Speaker 10: ever forget really?

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Speaker 6: Oh no Pine Scale twenty fifteen man, all right there

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Speaker 6: you're Vietnam, Lauren, thank you very much to kill me.

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Speaker 5: I have a good day.

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Speaker 2: Thanks fishing day, The Christian O'Connell show.

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Speaker 6: Oh podcast, Granddad, what was the Great Pine Scale? Or

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00:51:43,520 --> 00:51:46,360
Speaker 6: twenty fifteen night? You don't want to know, grandson?

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Speaker 5: Time for the day's at work time? Waste start?

1169
00:51:51,960 --> 00:51:52,799
Speaker 6: And what a day?

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00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:53,960
Speaker 5: A day of days?

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Speaker 6: International Sheese Day? What isn't made better by the simple

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Speaker 6: addition of cheese, a burger, cauliflower. That's just a short

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00:52:04,600 --> 00:52:06,480
Speaker 6: list I just came up with. I could come back

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Speaker 6: with more tomorrow. Cheese did you know was accidentally discovered

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00:52:10,440 --> 00:52:15,840
Speaker 6: around eight thousand BC, eight thousand years before there was Jesus,

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Speaker 6: there was Jesus.

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Speaker 5: I'm sure there's a website somewhere called Jesus.

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Speaker 3: Milk was stored in bus Sorry, Kath and Kim.

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Speaker 6: Feel free to just randomly dropping more clips on your

1180
00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:36,360
Speaker 6: favorite shows. Milk was stored in stomach linings and in

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Speaker 6: the summer it would coagulate, separatingto curds and why very boring.

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Speaker 6: Producer Rea The French eat twenty five kilos of cheese

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Speaker 6: per person every year.

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Speaker 5: That's a lot of cheese.

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Speaker 4: That's a sizable amount.

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Speaker 6: Do you know what the French are the number one

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Speaker 6: cheese eaters of the world. I believe it's the Greeks,

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00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:59,480
Speaker 6: oh the ft. Yeah, Australian you have Australians. You have

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Speaker 6: thirteen kilograms of cheese every year. Just a lot of cheese,

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Speaker 6: isn't they.

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Speaker 4: We got some catching up to do.

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Speaker 5: Come on, cheese harder.

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Speaker 8: Uh.

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Speaker 6: Kazumazu is the will of a sardin Indian peccorino, where

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Speaker 6: a cheese fly is allowed to lay one hundred eggs

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00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:17,920
Speaker 6: in it. The maggots eat through the cheese when hatched,

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Speaker 6: rendering it extremely soft. It's served with a Sardinian flatbread

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Speaker 6: washed down, it says, here with a strong red wine.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I think I want to really pour all over

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Speaker 5: that magazine cheese five.

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Speaker 4: Or sixes before you even dive into the cheese.

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Speaker 5: All right, all this cheese talk on International Cheese Day.

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00:53:35,160 --> 00:53:38,799
Speaker 5: We're looking for your cheese movies. I Love you man,

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00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:46,879
Speaker 5: Chego silver plus Return of the Chedi Gold pre Willie Gold.

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00:53:48,880 --> 00:53:54,000
Speaker 6: Charged that one, dude, where's one Camembert silver. All right, Jack,

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00:53:54,040 --> 00:53:55,240
Speaker 6: what have you got cheese movies?

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00:53:58,120 --> 00:53:58,319
Speaker 14: Oh?

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00:53:58,480 --> 00:54:02,040
Speaker 5: No, want me to get Patsy to another cath and

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00:54:02,080 --> 00:54:02,720
Speaker 5: kim drop.

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00:54:03,120 --> 00:54:06,320
Speaker 4: Already stop or my mum will proshoot.

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Speaker 5: Oh that's the part that's meat.

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00:54:10,680 --> 00:54:19,000
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, oh boy, you'd have.

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00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:25,880
Speaker 5: A show especially just move on, don't. Oh he's collapsed

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Speaker 5: at the grease.

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Speaker 10: Oh.

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Speaker 4: I went to that as well because some of my

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00:54:32,760 --> 00:54:35,920
Speaker 4: other ones are just terrible. Grilled cheese is in the mist,

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Speaker 4: Gorillas in the mist, Swiss and geniality, pull the pin,

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00:54:43,360 --> 00:54:44,120
Speaker 4: pull the pin.

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Speaker 5: Patsy to another.

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Speaker 3: Little baby.

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Speaker 6: Jesus, I was joking, all right, send us your cheese movies.

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00:54:54,760 --> 00:54:57,359
Speaker 6: Show s O s going out for Jack post you've

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Speaker 6: got have you got the podcast with Amy Nandy to that?

1225
00:54:59,800 --> 00:55:01,759
Speaker 5: And he's just texted. He's said, Dad, tell Jack not

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Speaker 5: to come in.

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Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 6: Good morning, Welcome to International Cheese Day. On the show

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Speaker 6: Remarkadness with your cheese movies. The best one gets a

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Speaker 6: two hundred dollars eBay voucher. eBay plus month is now on.

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Speaker 6: You get thirty days of deals, all with free express delivery.

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Speaker 5: All right, you're ready tomorrow? Ready home Prova loone gold.

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Speaker 6: Nice Cheese, Scott and Werriby Guda Morning Vietnam Silver plus

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Speaker 6: Carli well done. Palmers, you are no country fro old men,

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00:55:40,239 --> 00:55:43,399
Speaker 6: No bro I thought that was good. Janet, well done.

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Speaker 5: Peter Panchetta, No, that's meat.

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Speaker 4: He's easy because not if.

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Speaker 6: You not, if you knew two hours beforehand, Young Marble,

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Speaker 6: Lightness of Breathing.

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00:55:56,600 --> 00:56:01,239
Speaker 4: Silver minus Blue vein lagoon silver.

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00:56:01,160 --> 00:56:06,080
Speaker 6: You made a rude movie, even ruder with that. Jesus

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00:56:06,239 --> 00:56:13,040
Speaker 6: of Nasareth silver plus you Me and Debris gold, Julian Morabin,

1243
00:56:13,080 --> 00:56:21,200
Speaker 6: well done, Grand Pecorino silvil plus Jesus Christ Superstar, Jesus

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00:56:21,440 --> 00:56:25,320
Speaker 6: Christ Superstar Silver plus Cheese just not that into you

1245
00:56:26,040 --> 00:56:39,239
Speaker 6: gold plus right Jason, Breakfast at Cheese. Phanise really made

1246
00:56:39,280 --> 00:56:39,560
Speaker 6: me love.

1247
00:56:39,600 --> 00:56:43,319
Speaker 5: I don't know what as a bronze Marianne who made

1248
00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:47,360
Speaker 5: us laugh. Snakes in a blue vein silver.

1249
00:56:47,239 --> 00:56:54,520
Speaker 14: Plush, Falmer and lou Cheese Gold, cheddar cheddar Bang Bang gold,

1250
00:56:56,640 --> 00:56:57,760
Speaker 14: the Pirates of the Cheese.

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00:56:57,960 --> 00:57:00,959
Speaker 5: That doesn't if it making you for that this morning?

1252
00:57:01,640 --> 00:57:03,480
Speaker 5: All right? Which one are we giving the two hundred

1253
00:57:03,480 --> 00:57:05,360
Speaker 5: dollars eBay voucher two? Who's getting it?

1254
00:57:05,560 --> 00:57:06,800
Speaker 4: Shee's just not that into you.

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00:57:06,920 --> 00:57:07,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, let's do that.

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00:57:07,719 --> 00:57:10,319
Speaker 6: Okay, I think that was Julian Moravin. I'll check though,

1257
00:57:10,360 --> 00:57:13,520
Speaker 6: but well done everyone. Another two hundred dollars eBay voucher

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00:57:13,560 --> 00:57:16,520
Speaker 6: tomorrow on the show. Title of today's show is Jigsaw.

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Speaker 5: People Love Aborts.

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Speaker 6: We are back tomorrow morning when you wake up. If

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00:57:20,440 --> 00:57:22,360
Speaker 6: you want to email the show, but anything you can

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00:57:22,720 --> 00:57:25,480
Speaker 6: late to the party. Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com

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Speaker 6: dot au.

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00:57:26,360 --> 00:57:28,400
Speaker 5: Have a good day. Thanks for listening, Christian

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Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell Show Podcast