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Speaker 2: Yeah. Anyway, today's podcast we're talking about dreams.
Speaker 3: We're talking about dating. We're talking about it. Am I
Speaker 3: the arseholes sent in by a girl. It's about her
Speaker 3: sister and Christmas or a woman. Actually I think she's
Speaker 3: of age. Anyway, Friday things, let's get to it.
Speaker 1: Fleck and Frooms.
Speaker 4: Here is a very helpful dating sit for you, because
Speaker 4: I know you need it, not you in particular, for me,
Speaker 4: but anybody listening.
Speaker 2: It's a jungle out there.
Speaker 4: The story is I've heard I'm personally scared as to me,
Speaker 4: I'm saving myself for a vampire. But let's not get
Speaker 4: into that right now. Here's a question you have to
Speaker 4: have to have to ask on a date. Ask the
Speaker 4: person tell me about your best friend and what you
Speaker 4: love about them.
Speaker 2: Pause.
Speaker 4: I didn't make this question up, Contrary to probably believe,
Speaker 4: I got it from this TikTok from the user at
Speaker 4: least Warren listen to her take.
Speaker 5: Tell me about your best friend, what do you love
Speaker 5: about them? It doesn't matter who their best friend is.
Speaker 5: It could be their mom, their brother, their coworker, their roommate,
Speaker 5: they're a friend from high school that they haven't seen
Speaker 5: in a while.
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter who it is.
Speaker 5: But if they can't keep a long lasting friendship or
Speaker 5: make a good friend out of somebody that they love,
Speaker 5: that's a problem. If they can't describe that person lovingly,
Speaker 5: either like they keep good friends with bad company, or
Speaker 5: they're just really bad at appreciating a person who they
Speaker 5: ought to love most and have an easy time describing
Speaker 5: their positive attributes, that's a problem.
Speaker 1: Well you like that, I do?
Speaker 2: We use it? Yep? No, you won't. Well do you
Speaker 2: asking a day? I'm intrigued. He's just doing bits. Back
Speaker 2: to the class. Your favorite color? What's your favorite movies?
Speaker 3: I definitely don't ask about movies or music or dislikes.
Speaker 2: I don't care. Yeah, I want to know about your
Speaker 2: personal life.
Speaker 3: So or do the family, the dogs, the pets, the job,
Speaker 3: anything about tastes. I can see it from the class.
Speaker 3: Don't open them seeing what I need to see and
Speaker 3: I like it.
Speaker 4: So once you've gone through, you know their their government ID,
Speaker 4: then what are you asking?
Speaker 3: I guess I'd want to know about the friends, but
Speaker 3: I'd be scared of what I'm going to find out
Speaker 3: if someone, if someone you were dating, had hit friends.
Speaker 2: Would that affect you? I think we all have ship friends.
Speaker 2: There we go.
Speaker 4: How would you describe your best friend? I'm not getting
Speaker 4: into that right now. Flex and I had my first
Speaker 4: dinner party the other day. It looked really really good.
Speaker 2: Did you put it on Instagram?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: I haven't yet. I haven't debuted it yet, but I will.
Speaker 2: I will.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to do this thing where I don't Instagram
Speaker 4: in real time.
Speaker 2: If I don't have.
Speaker 4: To work, fine, but personal occasions, just get the content,
Speaker 4: put it up. When you got a moment you know
Speaker 4: what I'm saying. And people were like, what are you
Speaker 4: gonna cook? I said, what are you talking about?
Speaker 2: What I did? I caught up?
Speaker 4: Mateo double bay, I said, babes are putting in an
Speaker 4: order and I'm a VIP there, I'm a VIP get
Speaker 4: discounts and everything. I said, I put a discounts. Babes,
Speaker 4: Come on, I told you when I get outside. When
Speaker 4: socialight Eric began, We're not playing. We're not playing. I'm
Speaker 4: making connections.
Speaker 2: Yeah, how are you going?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Tell the chef.
Speaker 4: It was amazing anyway, So the dinner was great, but
Speaker 4: what happened was because there was people going. Me and
Speaker 4: my three best friends and like we're coming from different locations.
Speaker 4: I was like trying to time the food with them
Speaker 4: coming right, and my other best friend was like, why
Speaker 4: are you rushing them?
Speaker 2: You know you can just put it in the oven.
Speaker 4: I was like, babes, don't use those appliances decoration purpose only, please.
Speaker 2: I kind of wafting, wafting, wafting.
Speaker 3: Wait wait wait, there's four of you. Yeah, and you
Speaker 3: didn't cook correct? Okay, thank your honor another for the questions.
Speaker 3: You couldn't You could have made your own madio pasta mateo.
Speaker 2: I could, but I'm not. The dinner party is not
Speaker 2: When I learned to cook a.
Speaker 3: Meal, you know what, Bring me over next time I'm
Speaker 3: not going to join the party.
Speaker 2: I'm going to be the shoesh No, there will be
Speaker 2: an extended dinner party. Don't get it. I know you're
Speaker 2: a little bit upset.
Speaker 4: It was just in the circle this time. No, you
Speaker 4: did say your dinner party is coming.
Speaker 2: Do not stress. Don't try and whizzy your way in
Speaker 2: off round a two in the kitchen.
Speaker 3: Literally, I just I would love took in front of
Speaker 3: you to impress you.
Speaker 4: Oh, took it in front of me. I do have
Speaker 4: a really great kitchen cooking. I do a great huge island.
Speaker 4: See I need something little three by one.
Speaker 3: I'm working on a granite kitchen bench that's rounded off.
Speaker 4: That's from the nineties. I'm so sorry. I am hey,
Speaker 4: but I got this really great DM from someone. At
Speaker 4: first I thought they were just doing, you know, a
Speaker 4: little bit of a joky joking joke. But I thought, no,
Speaker 4: let me take you seriously, because you would want that
Speaker 4: from me. They said, hello, dilemma theme for the party.
Speaker 4: So last night I had a dream, and in it,
Speaker 4: my boyfriend just did something weird, like not immoral, not bad,
Speaker 4: just like weird, so weird that if he did it
Speaker 4: in real life, I'd be like mmm, rubbing me the
Speaker 4: wrong way.
Speaker 2: You make me feel uncomfortable, you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 4: And now I can't disassociate him with the thing he
Speaker 4: did in my dream.
Speaker 2: Oh no, is it bad? Is it normal?
Speaker 4: Am I unlocking a secret understanding about him? Or am
Speaker 4: I just being stupid? Do you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 4: Is it her intuition being like babes, let me paint
Speaker 4: the picture clearly for you in this subconscious place, or
Speaker 4: is she just freaking out for no reason? She's trying
Speaker 4: to figure out if dreams are unlocking stories that are important,
Speaker 4: like you know, picking inside the soul, or if we
Speaker 4: just forget about them. The thing that happened in the dream,
Speaker 4: by the way, was that he said he was going
Speaker 4: to get lunch, but instead paid an extortionate amount for
Speaker 4: a place you stay inside all day and have all
Speaker 4: three meals provided. But he went alone and didn't tell
Speaker 4: me they're gonna get lunch, went to a bed and breakfast.
Speaker 2: He's having a lot some alone time. Literally, do you
Speaker 2: do that for me?
Speaker 4: Do you have any dreams where you're like, hmm, this
Speaker 4: is robbing me the wrong way. I don't know if
Speaker 4: I can trust them anymore.
Speaker 3: So I had a dream I was going to the
Speaker 3: movies to see an action movie. I think Mission Impossible.
Speaker 3: This was really vivid. And then I'm sitting down and
Speaker 3: there's stores above us because we're in an old theater,
Speaker 3: and I'm with Millie Sykes, who's this stylist.
Speaker 2: So random that I'm with her in this theater that random.
Speaker 3: We've all been together before, yeah, but I think I
Speaker 3: was in my family so so she had no business means.
Speaker 3: And the people above us are pissing on our backs,
Speaker 3: which this is a traumatic experience and experience at the
Speaker 3: Bloody Cricket in Melbourne fifteen years ago.
Speaker 2: It really happened the first footy.
Speaker 3: Game I ever went to. I was thirteen and they
Speaker 3: threw piss on us. And I've been back the same team. No,
Speaker 3: like the people above us in the stands above.
Speaker 2: Us, but you're on the same team. Yeah, two knows.
Speaker 2: They were just fairing American vibes. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So in the dream, someone's like pissing on our backs.
Speaker 3: I get over it as I say I am one
Speaker 3: to erupt. I grab a plastic gun out of my
Speaker 3: pocket and I go to shoot the guy that's doing it.
Speaker 2: Everything erupts.
Speaker 3: I'm getting arrested, and Millie Sykes gets PTSD from it
Speaker 3: and can never work again. So what happens My punishment
Speaker 3: is paying for her bills for.
Speaker 2: The rest of your life. Yeah. So I have really
Speaker 2: scary any day.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I always have dreams that my mum has
Speaker 3: betrayed me. Every single time my mum is in my dream,
Speaker 3: She's betraying me and I'm getting angry reader. Whoa, She's
Speaker 3: never once done anything. It's so weird, can we in
Speaker 3: a dream?
Speaker 2: Extraly? I'm suspicious of her, like, when's the shoe gonna rap? Babe?
Speaker 2: Because I know you. I've seen the real you. What
Speaker 2: is that though? What do you think that is super scary?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I think dreams are really important. I'm an avid dreamer.
Speaker 4: I used to write them down a lot, but then
Speaker 4: I found out was getting too I was relying too
Speaker 4: much on my recall and not looking at broader themes.
Speaker 4: How I'm feeling things like that that are actually helping
Speaker 4: me interpret them broadly.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 4: I that's funny. When my mom was in my dreams
Speaker 4: when I was younger, not necessarily when I'm older.
Speaker 2: It was always my family being really embarrassed with me.
Speaker 4: Like I would go into the city and be like,
Speaker 4: oh my god, like, what are you guys doing here?
Speaker 4: They'd be like oh and then like inch away from me,
Speaker 4: like oh with me because my family loves me, So
Speaker 4: I was like, what are we doing? This is a bit,
Speaker 4: This is a bit, and my family does do bits,
Speaker 4: like every birthday I had when I was at my
Speaker 4: family home, they'd pretend they'd forget about my birthday.
Speaker 2: Every year, same same joke.
Speaker 4: Oh, like what what and then they're like, oh, you know,
Speaker 4: like sorry, we forgot and then they give me my
Speaker 4: gift to be like a gift wrap in a gift
Speaker 4: wrap in a gift type thing. It's just we've done it,
Speaker 4: you know, but it's sweet.
Speaker 2: I'm like, damn, what is that about? Very interesting?
Speaker 4: Can you get mad at people who do cook things
Speaker 4: in your dream?
Speaker 3: Look?
Speaker 4: I definitely bookmarket a lot, because I've had some wild dreams.
Speaker 2: Like once, oh do I hear it? Yeah? Of course.
Speaker 3: A friend of mine was friends with a bunch of
Speaker 3: these guys and they were kind of like rock metal,
Speaker 3: long hair yar dog, And one day she was asleep
Speaker 3: and she had this dream that one of the guys
Speaker 3: was above her in the bed and his hair was
Speaker 3: dangling on her no, like above her body, and she
Speaker 3: woke up and had sleep paralysis and was like, woa,
Speaker 3: what the hell hair on her face? Next day he
Speaker 3: passed away. He'd passed away that night, and I got
Speaker 3: she was in my body, babes. Dreams are so wild.
Speaker 3: I hate dreams. No, I don't think about them. It
Speaker 3: freaks me out. We see stuff like that happens.
Speaker 2: What is that? Well, that's the thing.
Speaker 4: But I think we have start cataloging and paying attention
Speaker 4: because the more we act like it's not important, we
Speaker 4: can't connect the do to what it's meant to mean.
Speaker 4: Why a scientist like, eh, we don't know why your dream.
Speaker 4: Don't worry about it. Don't say that. Don't say that.
Speaker 4: I know you've been exploring the same waters for the
Speaker 4: last three thousand years, and we're not going to worry
Speaker 4: about dreams.
Speaker 2: You know something, so pull up. I think it's good
Speaker 2: for knowing what you actually want.
Speaker 3: If you have, like a recurring dream that you're naked,
Speaker 3: then maybe you're worried about her talk.
Speaker 4: My recurring dream is the apocalypse, sish, the world flooding.
Speaker 3: Www, Dot be concerned dot com dot au.
Speaker 2: Let's talk about it. Let's talk about it.
Speaker 1: This is Flex and Frooms on kDa Flex.
Speaker 3: I've got a moral dilemma for you. As always, we
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Speaker 3: ninety six point one if you're listening in the car.
Speaker 3: This is from a woman in my Instagram DMS. I
Speaker 3: won't tell her name, but here it is sign there'll
Speaker 3: be a way to come it out. Last Christmas, my
Speaker 3: older sister and I had a fight because I made
Speaker 3: an apple pie very compelling start. I'm not sure what
Speaker 3: sparked her to be a grinch on Christmas, but she
Speaker 3: was really awful. My whole family was like, lol, chill
Speaker 3: t f sis. But then she went on to say,
Speaker 3: my boyfriend and I didn't do anything to help organize
Speaker 3: Christmas when we were there on Christmas Eve cleaning out
Speaker 3: the backyard barbecue area and setting up misters for everyone.
Speaker 3: Misters maybe a liven queenslide. They get like mists because
Speaker 3: it's hot outside. Oh, okay, you wouldn't understand. No. Months
Speaker 3: past and I let it go. I distanced myself and
Speaker 3: set a new boundary.
Speaker 2: Love that for you.
Speaker 3: She picks up on my distance, note that I was
Speaker 3: never mean, and sent me a very passive aggressive text
Speaker 3: in quotation why are you surly with me again?
Speaker 2: Very old worldie.
Speaker 3: I answered that I wasn't going to respond and that
Speaker 3: I was distancing myself to conserve my energy. She left
Speaker 3: my message on red Ooh months past and she's forgotten
Speaker 3: the ordeal and is acting like we are best buds.
Speaker 2: As is wont to do with sicily things.
Speaker 3: I organize a family dinner in the city, convenient for her,
Speaker 3: at a really booshey restaurant four weeks in advance.
Speaker 2: It's giving ontracop.
Speaker 3: I called her the day before to confirm numbers and
Speaker 3: she said, yep, I'm coming. Two hours before the event,
Speaker 3: she calls and says I'm too hungover.
Speaker 2: I can't come.
Speaker 3: I calmly reacted, saying it was okay. Two weeks later,
Speaker 3: I text her saying I was disappointed she didn't come,
Speaker 3: because if I had done the same, she would have
Speaker 3: been mad.
Speaker 2: Oh the calm react, and then the detonator two weeks.
Speaker 3: She said, actually, if she didn't come, she would whoop
Speaker 3: my ass. Oh okay, haven't heard that expression in a while.
Speaker 3: She got really angry and completely disregarded my feelings. Now
Speaker 3: two months later, she's acting like nothing happened, and he's
Speaker 3: invited me to a Christmas party.
Speaker 2: Am I the asshole if I don't go?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: It's like that.
Speaker 3: So the whole year of pass has been months of
Speaker 3: passive aggressive backs and forwards.
Speaker 2: She wants to know this Christmas, is she turning a leaf.
Speaker 4: Or was she rig wrinch of high Sicily drama is
Speaker 4: very confusing to me.
Speaker 2: I don't have any sisters. I'm the younger of three.
Speaker 4: My older brothers are older brothers, and they're older brothers.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. So my beef was with
Speaker 2: me and me my whole childhood.
Speaker 4: I don't understand the dynamics because as I'm listening, I'm like,
Speaker 4: you just let this stuff go, like you just have
Speaker 4: a fight and you get over it. Because there's nothing
Speaker 4: more disingenuine than trying to do healthy relationships with your siblings. Yeah,
Speaker 4: open communication with a sibling, Get about it, forget about it.
Speaker 2: You're stressing yourself out for no reason. Let it go.
Speaker 4: In this instance, though, I always find when you're trying
Speaker 4: to figure out if it's worth it or not to
Speaker 4: be petty, is can you handle the smoke? Because with
Speaker 4: pettiness comes escalation, and already it seems like you're kind
Speaker 4: of shaky about the back and forth. I don't know
Speaker 4: if you can handle the smoke. If this way to
Speaker 4: escalate further, so should she go if she can handle it, Like,
Speaker 4: if you can go and be cordial, go, If you
Speaker 4: can't go and you can't be cordial, then don't go.
Speaker 4: But I think either way you put it, you have
Speaker 4: to kind of, I hate to say it, be the
Speaker 4: bigger person if you're trying to resolve anything, If you're
Speaker 4: happy to keep the relationship tense and terse, then save
Speaker 4: yourself the trip and the gift.
Speaker 3: I will say, in this economy, saving the gift is
Speaker 3: a really good idea because if you go and your
Speaker 3: border a gift and she sings you again, you're gonna
Speaker 3: feel this on many levels.
Speaker 2: Yeah, inflation is real.
Speaker 3: However, you must make amends with your siblings. I had
Speaker 3: twenty seven years. Sorry, I had twenty three years not
Speaker 3: getting along with the sibiling. Then something clicked this year
Speaker 3: and I've never turned back. My life is amazing now
Speaker 3: that I don't fight with my sister. Yeah, but you've
Speaker 3: done it for nine months.
Speaker 2: Come on, don't jink. So we're talking about manifest you're
Speaker 2: manifested a fight. Just stop it.
Speaker 3: You tell me I manifest bad things. You're manifesting a
Speaker 3: family rifts. When this falls down, I'm calling you. I'm
Speaker 3: sending you an invoice for psychology sessions because I'm gonna
Speaker 3: lose it.
Speaker 4: I agree it's never good to maintain grudges or rifts
Speaker 4: or whatever, but I think relationships become what they were
Speaker 4: always going to be, the pleasantries. Once the pleasantries go
Speaker 4: away and the so and so and the boundaries aren't
Speaker 4: established and whatever, what you're left with is what you're
Speaker 4: left with. And in order to repair it, it requires intentional,
Speaker 4: positive effort from both parties at the same time, working
Speaker 4: towards a shared goal. If you're pissed off at her
Speaker 4: and she doesn't know, and then you're like, should I
Speaker 4: go or not go because she's petty, and then you
Speaker 4: pretend you're call but then two week claring you blocked her,
Speaker 4: you're already not on the same page, and everything feels
Speaker 4: like a tip for tap. So unless you can go
Speaker 4: into this incident being like, I'm not looking for bids,
Speaker 4: I'm not looking for warfare, I'm looking to resolve this
Speaker 4: by any means necessary, then you're already for a resolution.
Speaker 2: One person's going to make the positive change first, and
Speaker 2: if it doesn't work out, try it again.
Speaker 4: I think both people need to be committed to positive
Speaker 4: change at the same time they've.
Speaker 2: Already tried it.
Speaker 4: One person invited someone to a dinner, the other person
Speaker 4: canceled two hours before. One person's inviting you to the
Speaker 4: Christmas dinner. This person's like, I'm assaulted from last time.
Speaker 4: You're both gonna be like, Okay, what's going on, what's
Speaker 4: going on? We're gonna fix this or do we just
Speaker 4: need to leave it for a sec. I often find that,
Speaker 4: like in this instance, what they need I think is
Speaker 4: just time, time apart, get over it yourself, figure it
Speaker 4: out for yourself, and then when you come back, be like, Okay,
Speaker 4: that was annoying, Let's.
Speaker 2: Not do that. That wasn't hot or sexy of us,
Speaker 2: was it? No, it was not. We can repair and rebuild, Yeah,
Speaker 2: we can.
Speaker 4: Repair and rebuild when we both really want it. Now
Speaker 4: it feels like one person's interested in, like, well, I'll
Speaker 4: only go this and so and so.
Speaker 2: Just it feels like too much.
Speaker 1: This is flex and frooms.
Speaker 2: Do you know?
Speaker 4: I keep making ship captain references because last night I
Speaker 4: had this kooky dream.
Speaker 2: I was on a super yacht but the.
Speaker 4: Inside felt like a train carriage. Do with that what
Speaker 4: you will.
Speaker 2: And something happened. I don't know what it was.
Speaker 4: There was a confrontation, like somebody thought that somebody else
Speaker 4: stole somebody's suitcase, and I was giggling at the back,
Speaker 4: being like this is so ridiculous, and then they turned
Speaker 4: on me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I was like I thought I thought. I
Speaker 2: thought it was cool.
Speaker 4: A bunch of friends. Anyway, Then the girl who got
Speaker 4: her suitcase stolen jumped off the yacht. And then when
Speaker 4: she jumps off, we go look over the railing. There's
Speaker 4: like a lockness monster, like a megladon type thing. I'm like, whoa,
Speaker 4: she got eaten. Whirlpool starts happening, but it's not. It's
Speaker 4: not a nightmare yet because it's still daytime and daytime anyway.
Speaker 2: You know what, let's not get into it. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: as we've gotten into it and gotten out of.
Speaker 3: It, the whirlpools. I'm scared of that bit. Yeah, for real,
Speaker 3: I was reading this fact online. It's Peter of Gordon Ramsey.
Speaker 3: I'm interested in Gordon Ramsay. I don't know that much
Speaker 3: about him, but what I've seen I liked. He's had
Speaker 3: a full redemption. I remember thinking he's so mean, and
Speaker 3: then we realized, oh, it's just a facade and he's
Speaker 3: actually really nice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he thought that you needed mean people balance.
Speaker 3: I think the people that play mean people in TV
Speaker 3: are actually really nice in real life, like me. Anyway,
Speaker 3: This is the fact Gordon Ramsey has chosen not to
Speaker 3: give his children a large inheritance, and does not take
Speaker 3: them to expensive restaurants, not even his own, and does
Speaker 3: not allow them to sit in first class on planes.
Speaker 2: So now they're not spoiled. Yeah. Nice, you're into that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm into it.
Speaker 4: I mean, I'm spoiling my children, but I think this
Speaker 4: is a better idea.
Speaker 3: This is exactly where I wanted to take it. But oh,
Speaker 3: let him explain it. He has three daughters and one son.
Speaker 3: He's taught them all how to cook as a life skill,
Speaker 3: not a career path, and he almost never brings them
Speaker 3: to find dining establishments. He says, I've never really been
Speaker 3: turned on about the money. That's not my number one objective,
Speaker 3: and that's reflected in the way the.
Speaker 2: Kids are brought up. See that's what him and I differ.
Speaker 3: He also said that he will not be passing on
Speaker 3: his funds to his children because he's alter rich.
Speaker 2: And this is including people such as who are they
Speaker 2: going to? Where are they going? See, now that's messed up.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure.
Speaker 3: However, other people that are not going to do that
Speaker 3: are Warren Buffett, Bill Gates, George Lucas, and Sting.
Speaker 2: Let's cancel them all.
Speaker 3: I mean, you have kids, you need to make their
Speaker 3: life not as painful as it is here on this course.
Speaker 4: Just actually, why are you gonna have kids? You're gonna
Speaker 4: spoil them? I don't understand.
Speaker 3: I do. I will say fifty to fifty, which I
Speaker 3: guess is of all people. Yeah, that's fence sittings, what
Speaker 3: we call my favorite recision. People who have really rich parents.
Speaker 3: I don't think I want that. I think I want
Speaker 3: to become richer than my parents. I think that's evolution.
Speaker 3: I don't want to go backwards. Okay, so I wouldn't
Speaker 3: want ultra rich parents. You know, way to it?
Speaker 2: Okay, you don't know where to aspire to? You could
Speaker 2: do it again. I definitely wouldn't have ultra rich parents.
Speaker 2: Shut up.
Speaker 3: No, I'm not saying do it again. I say I
Speaker 3: don't want my parents are ultra rich. Oh my god.
Speaker 3: You always find a way to do it. But we
Speaker 3: get it. We get bike a. You know what I
Speaker 3: mean though, Like, let's say you've got real money like
Speaker 3: your parents have, like holiday houses, massive houses, yachts, amazing cars.
Speaker 2: Would I want that?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Because then I can't chase it up. Yeah.
Speaker 4: No, I'm not trying to rise and grind. You think
Speaker 4: I work hard because I like working hard. No, okay,
Speaker 4: I'm trying to I'm trying to send tax brackets.
Speaker 2: Right, I say, what do you mean? Working hard is
Speaker 2: not the fun thing to do? I agree.
Speaker 3: But what I'm saying is I don't want to go backwards,
Speaker 3: like it'd suck to grow up with an incredible lifestyle.
Speaker 2: I understand that.
Speaker 1: I understand you're listening to flex and frooms.
Speaker 4: Okada, all I want to say in this moment, heed
Speaker 4: my call listen closely.
Speaker 2: It doesn't make any sense. Why we don't.
Speaker 4: All use bidets toilet paper makes no sense. And it's
Speaker 4: been plaguing me for a couple of weeks.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 4: I don't know what happened to me. Something suddenly clicked.
Speaker 4: Let's not get too graphic right now.
Speaker 2: That's where my mind is going. Yeah, but take it
Speaker 2: out of that place.
Speaker 4: Okay, take it out of that So I am a
Speaker 4: big counter wiper. This is not is not innuendo, this
Speaker 4: is not you can miss them. I just like wiping
Speaker 4: my counters, making sure this.
Speaker 2: Are cleaning right. One day. No, I do a paper towel,
Speaker 2: which I know people hate. People hate that.
Speaker 4: I get it, but don't make that face. I'm saying,
Speaker 4: its water bottle. It is what it is communicated. So
Speaker 4: I'm wiping the counter and I only have a certain
Speaker 4: like cleaning solution, and.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I just want to make a bit light.
Speaker 4: I feel like it's not everyday chemicals, and I have
Speaker 4: the sustainable one, but it's really freagrant, and I'm like,
Speaker 4: it's just not what I need right now. I just
Speaker 4: see something that's gonna like clean it, like a bit
Speaker 4: of vinegar or something, and then I'm like, and I
Speaker 4: was thinking to myself, imagine if we didn't have like
Speaker 4: cleaning tools, which is to wipe things like raw cloth.
Speaker 4: And then all of a sudden, the neurons in my
Speaker 4: brain were firing. I was like, wait, we do do this?
Speaker 4: I thought to the bathroom. In what world does it
Speaker 4: make sense just to wipe after you go number two?
Speaker 2: It doesn't no matter how you want to spin it.
Speaker 4: It is immoral, it is unhygienic, and it's disgusting.
Speaker 3: Also, who came up with it to then put it
Speaker 3: down into water and flush it away?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Putting putting paper into water? I don't know.
Speaker 3: Have you ever seen a pipe burst and shit and
Speaker 3: toilet have come out of it? That's when I realized
Speaker 3: this is not natural.
Speaker 4: It doesn't make any sense. And I know big toilet
Speaker 4: papers coming for me. I know big toilet papers checking
Speaker 4: for me. But I will not be silenced or censored.
Speaker 4: We do not need this much toilet paper. We need bidets.
Speaker 3: How do they How do they get the water off
Speaker 3: the asshole? You got a drying system as well, you
Speaker 3: can air dry well. It's just really ass around.
Speaker 2: You want to pull it.
Speaker 4: Up or if necessary, we can get a little fan
Speaker 4: mechanism or one or two little little squares, a bit
Speaker 4: of a pap dry because my next beef and I
Speaker 4: know we're getting graphic. I don't want to take it there.
Speaker 4: But when you're doing a little little number one little wheedle.
Speaker 4: The fact that people are going straight from wheedling to tissue, no, no,
Speaker 4: what I've integrated wheedle wash with water, then pat dry,
Speaker 4: because again, where are you getting the water? I got
Speaker 4: this amazing thing. I don't know if you go to
Speaker 4: the sink and just dip it in, no, I don't
Speaker 4: know what it's what. Pregnant women, no, not pregnant. New
Speaker 4: mums use it after they've just given birth. It's like
Speaker 4: this little squeegee bottle and like to clean out like
Speaker 4: the excess blood and stuff, because you know they're bleeding
Speaker 4: a lot after you give birth. Anyway, you took it there,
Speaker 4: you're asking any questions, But again, how are you going
Speaker 4: straight from urinating and just padding off? You're leaving the excess.
Speaker 4: You're just patting dry.
Speaker 2: It doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 4: You need to wash that away and then pat do
Speaker 4: it for a couple of days.
Speaker 2: It'll change your life. I rest my case Okay, what
Speaker 2: do people with penises do? They just shake it. I
Speaker 2: don't want to talk about them. Also, yeah, I'm not
Speaker 2: going to go into it. Actually that's cool. Well it's
Speaker 2: not cool. It's a crisis. We get a bidet put
Speaker 2: I think you can get like poor.
Speaker 4: If you get an attachment. There's a brand in America,
Speaker 4: but they don't. We don't have the same toilet. So
Speaker 4: I'm currently looking for an Australian brand who can make
Speaker 4: it for Australian toilets, and then that's me.
Speaker 2: I think you need to start importing them. Really think
Speaker 2: about it, though I feel like you're not. This is really.
Speaker 4: Serious and you're acting like it's your chill and it's
Speaker 4: not chill.
Speaker 2: Okay, think about it properly. All right, you try it.
Speaker 2: I'll come over try yours. Got so much more to say,
Speaker 2: but we'll leave it there.
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