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Speaker 1: It's a woman Woody podcast Mimi for when you're in

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Speaker 1: a rush or just can't be bothered listening to them

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Speaker 1: blather on for half an hour.

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Speaker 2: Have you ever exaggerated an injury to get something done

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Speaker 2: for you?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? I ripped my nail out of my pinky finger

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Speaker 3: slammed in a car door on the weekend. And look,

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Speaker 3: it's bad. It's actually quite painful, but not that bad.

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Speaker 3: It's only my pinky finger. Yet I have convinced my

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Speaker 3: girlfriend Mimi to now wash my hair for me.

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Speaker 2: Could you do a nine fingered hair wash easily?

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Speaker 3: Right? And how did she buy that? I don't know, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Do you think she Maybe she's just doing you a

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Speaker 2: favor and she's not as dumb.

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Speaker 3: As she looks. I might just be exploiting a really

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Speaker 3: nice person. But at the end of the day, I

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Speaker 3: want to hear stories of people exaggerating their injuries to

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Speaker 3: get people to do things for them. So we've got

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Speaker 3: Marie here.

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Speaker 2: He tells me she might be on you, mate, it's

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Speaker 2: just your pinky Marie.

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Speaker 3: How are you hi?

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Speaker 1: Good?

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Speaker 3: How are you?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: We're really really well, thank you.

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Speaker 2: I was just talking about exaggerating an injury to get

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Speaker 2: something done for you.

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Speaker 5: Well, I've been gaggerating for years that I can't stand

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Speaker 5: the smell of petrol, and so I say that it

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Speaker 5: makes me really sick. Sox years my husband has been

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Speaker 5: putting much filling the petrol every week, and I would

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Speaker 5: know how.

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Speaker 6: To do it.

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Speaker 3: Brilliant, Marie. I mean, how long are we talking him, Marie?

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Speaker 3: How many years are we talking?

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Speaker 5: Sixteen years?

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Speaker 2: You haven't filled up your car in sixteen years, Marie, wal, I.

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Speaker 5: Don't really speak about it.

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Speaker 2: Something tells me though. Again, same as Woody's partner, Mimi.

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Speaker 2: I just think they're a lot more clever than you

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Speaker 2: guys think they are. And you know, he's probably just

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Speaker 2: getting himself a cheeky summer roll every time he.

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Speaker 3: Goes into serv y. Don't worry about it. For two

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Speaker 3: for one, jocking Caravella, we come. We've got Amanda here. Now, Amanda,

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Speaker 3: have you exaggerated an injury to get someone to do

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Speaker 3: something for you?

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Speaker 1: I sure have. But every time I don't want to

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Speaker 1: do the housework or cooking or something, and I'll get

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Speaker 1: goosebumps and I pret and I'm just to do it right.

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Speaker 3: Hang on, hang on, you give yourself goose bumps, and

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Speaker 3: then you and then you run to your partner and

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Speaker 3: go you show them the goose bumps and then go,

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Speaker 3: I'm too sick to do the housework, that's.

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Speaker 1: Right, because I'm shivering, right, so I can't do anything.

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Speaker 1: So I make the kids and the husband get up

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Speaker 1: and do the housework and the cleaning, right, bloody hell?

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Speaker 2: And again do you think they actually buy this, Samanda?

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Speaker 1: Yes they do?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Right, So do you go to bed or what do you?

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Speaker 2: What do you do while they do that?

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Speaker 3: While they do the housework for.

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Speaker 1: You a couch and them is not feeling well and

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Speaker 1: so it really pulls it off. And the kids get

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Speaker 1: up and do the housework and my husband through.

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Speaker 6: Wow, well done, I mean well done. Smart kids too smart.

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Speaker 6: Let's go to Mesha thirty one five? Sorry, what are

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Speaker 6: they just idiots or just terrified? It's one of the two.

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Speaker 3: I don't know what's more offensive to the kids. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I was gonna go with the other options. All right,

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Speaker 3: let's go to Mesia. Mesha, you're a teacher and you

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Speaker 3: exaggerate an injury. Hello is it Mesha or Misha Talia?

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Speaker 1: Wow?

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Speaker 3: Wait, the producers are while off there Talia, excuse me.

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Speaker 3: Hopefully the producer can exaggerate an ear injury for that

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Speaker 3: absolute blunt Talia, what do you exaggerate? Mate?

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Speaker 4: So one of my students exaggerated a leg injury and

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Speaker 4: said that they couldn't go to class, so we had

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Speaker 4: to send her home, and then her mom rang up

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Speaker 4: to say that she couldn't tend for two weeks because

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Speaker 4: she can't walk.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 4: I just came back with lunch with one of my

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Speaker 4: girlfriends and I saw her walk from the car park.

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Speaker 4: Oh wow, oh wow without a leg breef?

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Speaker 3: Oh no, what is she? And Mesha? Sorry, what is

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Speaker 3: she in? Wow?

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Speaker 2: Can we call her and tell her that you saw her?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 4: I think her mom saw me and then quickly averted

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Speaker 4: her back to the cup.

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Speaker 1: Fu.

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Speaker 3: Wow, so the mom's line as well? What so the

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Speaker 3: mom's in it?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? I think so.

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Speaker 3: I assume she was hoodwinking mom as well, says mum

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Speaker 3: and daughter up to there. Yeah, I don't know. That's

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Speaker 3: wild with stuff. Thanks for the called Misha slash Tarlie.

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Speaker 3: Let's go to Joe here. Y'all take a time. We're

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Speaker 3: talking about exaggerating an injury. What'd your sister do what'd

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Speaker 3: she get out of it?

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Speaker 7: Okay, so my sister is a life day. There's set

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Speaker 7: woodstone blind sometimes, you know. And so we all went

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Speaker 7: with the Chinese restaurant one day, the whole family, and

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Speaker 7: she was really carrying on saying she woke up the

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Speaker 7: line like no vision at all, you know, made her

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Speaker 7: hupe and breathe the menu to her and I think

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Speaker 7: that brings the menu to me now, Jason, you know,

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Speaker 7: and knocking over a glasses a couple of times, you know,

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Speaker 7: water on the table. And on the way out we're

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Speaker 7: leaving and she went to pull to the door instead

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Speaker 7: of pull, and she says no, it says pull, you idiot.

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