WEBVTT - #96: Schapelle Corby Replied!

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<v Speaker 1>People do some weird shit.

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<v Speaker 2>Would you like to try vape?

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<v Speaker 3>Why would you take up something that is going to

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<v Speaker 3>be addictive and expensive?

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<v Speaker 2>I think that people.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you what.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, because you're young and stupid, some things make more

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<v Speaker 4>sense than others.

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<v Speaker 2>You mentioned that your goal was to be healthy, and

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<v Speaker 2>I just don't know. How can you figure that's going

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<v Speaker 2>to happen when you're ordering a chocolate moose?

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<v Speaker 5>No, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>I had it in the car on the way home

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<v Speaker 1>and I didn't have a spood, so I was like

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<v Speaker 1>an hour of Dillo trying to get ants out of

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<v Speaker 1>a hole.

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<v Speaker 6>Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adult's food.

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<v Speaker 1>Bean fingered is an awful sensation.

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<v Speaker 2>You haven't been thinking about the right person.

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<v Speaker 1>Goodness, May is just still to play a couple of mitches.

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<v Speaker 7>Hi, it's Jenna. Please don't forget to include my name

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<v Speaker 7>in the opener this season.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry now he is Mitch Trulli and Mitchell Koo Episode

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<v Speaker 1>ninety six.

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<v Speaker 2>You need a quick fix? Oh fix? Sure?

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<v Speaker 1>Thing pretty long for because actually we are quite long wind.

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<v Speaker 1>It takes us a while to get things done around here.

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<v Speaker 2>From what I've heard, you're quite partial to a quickie.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, yeah, you know, I'm trying to work on that. Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like a quickie. I don't like it. I

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<v Speaker 1>think Hayden's more inclined to have a quickie, but I

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<v Speaker 1>don't like it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, you want to take your time and he won't

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<v Speaker 2>allow you. That's rare. How many couples have that problem.

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<v Speaker 1>I need preparation, I need to know, I need to

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<v Speaker 1>get the mindset and need to have at least a

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<v Speaker 1>liter of water, and I need to be fully, fully

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<v Speaker 1>ready to do right.

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<v Speaker 2>So he wants quickies in addition to actual love making.

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<v Speaker 2>But you're like, no, if I'm doing it, I'm doing

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<v Speaker 2>it properly.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I want romance. How you're such a soft I

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<v Speaker 1>want to be connected, eye contact. We don't play music.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I thought you said music.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, No, I would love it, But like I said,

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<v Speaker 1>we don't get it.

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<v Speaker 2>Sounds like there's mishes that need working through. Call Hayen

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<v Speaker 2>and say, listen, your partner wants music and to take

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<v Speaker 2>his time. Is that too much to ask?

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<v Speaker 1>No? No, no, he just wants to get in there

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<v Speaker 1>and get it done.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, and I like to really milk the process. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>now I'm picturing.

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<v Speaker 2>They run a tight ship at TikTok, dn't they really do?

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<v Speaker 2>Haven't time for passionate embracing nap, get it done.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, at work, I've got to focus on sixty

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<v Speaker 1>second videos, and I'd like my love making to be

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<v Speaker 1>quite the same.

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<v Speaker 2>True, and I go sing things like TikTok have really

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<v Speaker 2>ruined people's attention span.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I agree.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I unfollowed so many people on Instagram last week

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<v Speaker 2>because I was like, boring, boring, boring, boring, boring. If

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not engaged straight away, I'm just something.

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<v Speaker 7>Nah.

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<v Speaker 1>And it takes so much for me to hit the

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<v Speaker 1>follow button on TikTok, Like you've really got to make

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<v Speaker 1>me in love with you to get a follow out

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<v Speaker 1>of me.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's changed too. I feel like in the early

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<v Speaker 2>days of TikTok, when it was newer novel, everyone would

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<v Speaker 2>hit follow. I'd post one video and get like ten

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<v Speaker 2>thousand extra followers. Yeah, now you've got to work for it,

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<v Speaker 2>really work for it, really have to work for it.

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<v Speaker 2>Like your twenty million view video, any new followers from that?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I reckon, I'm lucky to get five thousand more.

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<v Speaker 2>I heard this theory that if you compare the amount

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<v Speaker 2>of followers you have on TikTok to the amount of

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<v Speaker 2>likes that you have on TikTok, because it tells you

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<v Speaker 2>your overall like count. Yeah, that tells you that you're

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<v Speaker 2>not hot enough for the follow but you're funny enough

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<v Speaker 2>for the like wait wait wait, if you're fugly, you

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<v Speaker 2>have a lot of likes but not a lot of followers,

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<v Speaker 2>which is probably more me. I've got six million likes

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<v Speaker 2>than two hundred and eight thousand followers.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me check.

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<v Speaker 2>They're like, Yeah, I enjoyed that, but I don't want

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<v Speaker 2>to see your face ever again.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to stick around that was It's like

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<v Speaker 1>a quick fuck. It's like, yeah, I love that for

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<v Speaker 1>the sixty seconds that it was, but never again.

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<v Speaker 2>No thanks, I'm not signing up the more.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I've got nineteen point one k followers and two

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<v Speaker 1>point five million likes. We're both I'm just fat, You're fuggly.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm fat.

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<v Speaker 2>Please, they're mutually exclusive.

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<v Speaker 1>You can be both true fuggly fat and fam Welcome

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<v Speaker 1>prose keeper, Jenna. That should be the new name of

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<v Speaker 1>the show for season four.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello Jenna, can we just talk about obviously the driving lesson?

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<v Speaker 2>We did last week ninety five. Can we just talk

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<v Speaker 2>about the message your mother sent you?

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<v Speaker 7>Yes, absolutely, you're beloved about that.

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<v Speaker 1>We've had her on the show before.

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<v Speaker 7>Yes, be Trice.

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<v Speaker 1>What's Rosalin? I knew it was old English? It was Rosalind?

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<v Speaker 1>What did she do? Because we've we recorded the video

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<v Speaker 1>as you can see if you haven't seen it yet,

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<v Speaker 1>it's on a couple of menches Instagram. We started off

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<v Speaker 1>in a hospital car park.

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<v Speaker 7>Yes, that's the thing. So she has the Fine my

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<v Speaker 7>Friends app, so she knows is where I am?

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<v Speaker 2>And what do you allow your mother? You're a grown

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<v Speaker 2>woman and your mother to track your jet.

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<v Speaker 7>I think that I might be kidnapped one day. So

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<v Speaker 7>it's good to have a.

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<v Speaker 1>Complex, do you. Yes, we do live. We live in

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<v Speaker 1>a service suite. There's security, that's part of the service.

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<v Speaker 2>You haven't got to a complex. She's got tickets. She's like, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>he wouldn't want to kidnap this.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>No.

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<v Speaker 7>Anyway, during the driving lesson, we started in the car park,

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<v Speaker 7>Like you said, it was a hospital and we were

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<v Speaker 7>there for quite some time setting up and everything. She

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<v Speaker 7>went on the app thought, oh, I wonder where she is,

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<v Speaker 7>how her driving is?

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<v Speaker 2>Where she's driving at that hospital for a while, she.

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<v Speaker 7>Thought she saw that we were at the Sydney Hospital.

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<v Speaker 1>Parked in the parking lot.

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<v Speaker 7>And she's had bad memories there because her dad was

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<v Speaker 7>there a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>As well, in that same hospital.

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<v Speaker 7>Yes, that exact same one. The odds and she called

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<v Speaker 7>the hospital to ask whether I'd been admitted because she

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<v Speaker 7>thought that I'd crashed the car and possibly endangered the

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<v Speaker 7>lives of both of you and Sam.

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<v Speaker 2>She just doesn't really think you're very capable as a human,

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<v Speaker 2>does she know? She was tracking you every move. She

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<v Speaker 2>would have seen you drive from my house to the

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<v Speaker 2>hospital car park and then thought that five hundred meters

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<v Speaker 2>or whatever drive.

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<v Speaker 1>She fucked it as chill sucked it.

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<v Speaker 2>She's had a severe accident and they've taken hert of

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<v Speaker 2>the emergency watch. She's killed all three of them, So

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<v Speaker 2>she fully thought we were in hospital.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, she tried contacting them, poor things.

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<v Speaker 2>She would have been worried, sick if she's anything like

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<v Speaker 2>a daughter now. Also, that that driving lesson we did

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<v Speaker 2>with Jenna got us some aretime on WSFM. Amanda called

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<v Speaker 2>her in to.

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<v Speaker 1>Talk about that.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll play a bit of that audio later on as well.

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<v Speaker 2>Because Jenna's just been called in by the big bosses

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<v Speaker 2>to talk about her incapabilities as an adult.

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<v Speaker 7>I've been labeled a loser by Jones and Amanda for

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<v Speaker 7>being on my Alarner's permit.

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<v Speaker 1>Takes one to know one, all right, that's later in

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<v Speaker 1>the show. How are we all? We all good? We're

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<v Speaker 1>in great moods. Ready for the show?

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<v Speaker 2>Yep, I'm ready to get into that.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, let's dive in this is Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 1>Every week we start the show the same way with

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<v Speaker 1>two Is it just me? So we call them I gems.

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<v Speaker 1>There's something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate, observations

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<v Speaker 1>about life. Mitch doesn't her mind. I don't know Mitch's.

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<v Speaker 1>And we just jump right in and you can go first, Mitchell,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I.

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<v Speaker 2>Went first last week. Oh this special treatment giving mood.

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<v Speaker 1>Like in the bedroom, let's get some play some sex music.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm such a giving person. I think that's the takeaway

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<v Speaker 1>out of all this.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, right, okay, it's less impressive when you have to

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<v Speaker 2>tell everyone how giving you are. Anyway. Bradley Kueme in

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<v Speaker 2>Honey Can Go?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you feel like you've done nothing with your life?

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<v Speaker 2>At age twenty.

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<v Speaker 1>Five, directly in the eyes as you say that, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean yes and no, yes and no.

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<v Speaker 2>Well I didn't really feel that way until recently. I

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<v Speaker 2>caught up with my grandmother hadn't seen it for ages,

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<v Speaker 2>and we were at lunch. My mum was there too,

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<v Speaker 2>and we're chatting. I can't remember my mind wanted. They

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<v Speaker 2>were talking about sport.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god, and this was in bag and Gate when

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<v Speaker 1>you were back in Christmas.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, no, this is mum's mother. So the Sydney grandmother.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh got it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I haven't seen her a couple of years because

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<v Speaker 2>of COVID and whatever and just because I'm a bad person.

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<v Speaker 2>And anyway, we were catching up, they're talking about tennis

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<v Speaker 2>or something, and then out of nowhere, so non lotly,

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<v Speaker 2>my grandmother says, yeah, I was engaged to a professional

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<v Speaker 2>tennis player once before I met your father. And Jane's like, what,

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<v Speaker 2>My mom had no idea about this, she just kept none,

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<v Speaker 2>kept that little seatret to it. If I'm on us yep,

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<v Speaker 2>and she goes, yeah, no, we were engaged and then

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<v Speaker 2>he moved down the cost site to say in Sydney

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<v Speaker 2>because of work. And then he got a new girlfriend,

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<v Speaker 2>and then he was hit by a bus and he died.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, what the fuck?

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<v Speaker 7>What like a bus?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Also that sounds south, doesn't it?

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<v Speaker 1>Hit by a bus and died.

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<v Speaker 2>Move on, you've got a new girlfriend all of a sudden,

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<v Speaker 2>hit by a bus sounds like Nann put a hit

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<v Speaker 2>out on him.

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<v Speaker 1>Did she get an inheritance? Does she have a nice

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<v Speaker 1>tennis racket hanging on the wall? Does she get anything

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<v Speaker 1>from him?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think so because there were no clues. His

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<v Speaker 2>mom had no idea that happened.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>But I'm like, how the fuck because she was younger

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<v Speaker 2>than I am now and she's already a widow to

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<v Speaker 2>a tennis star. Actually, Sam, can you google professional tennis

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<v Speaker 2>players that died tragically on the South coast or something?

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<v Speaker 2>Because I just need to know and.

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<v Speaker 1>Just play a hit by a bus mysteriously at that

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like.

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<v Speaker 2>That wouldn't be hard to back down. But anyway, so,

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<v Speaker 2>by my age, Nanna was a widow, and as far

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<v Speaker 2>as my mother goes, she was divorced and remarried to

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<v Speaker 2>my father by my age. And I'm like, Jesus, fuck,

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<v Speaker 2>I've really just done nothing, have I now? Even Nan says,

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<v Speaker 2>but well, that's all in the past. We've all got stories,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm thinking I don't throwing the vigirl I know

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<v Speaker 2>you mean, can make you feel really inadequate.

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<v Speaker 1>My grandmother dropped the bombshell on all of us a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of months ago that she was born under a camel.

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<v Speaker 1>What in Cooper Pedi is.

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<v Speaker 2>Your grandmother's name, Jesus Christ.

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<v Speaker 1>No, she's not. No, you're not. But she would wone

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<v Speaker 1>under a camel because she was walking through the desert

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<v Speaker 1>planes in Cooper Peedi and she.

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<v Speaker 2>Was walking in the room in the she's been carried.

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<v Speaker 1>Doing carried, and it got really hot and her mum

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<v Speaker 1>went into labor. So they were like, shit, where's the

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<v Speaker 1>nearer shade under this giant camel? So she was she

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<v Speaker 1>was birthed under a camel on the desert planes.

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<v Speaker 2>What was the heavily pregnant woman doing in the desert plane?

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<v Speaker 2>Just asking?

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<v Speaker 1>My middle name is camel.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, I just thought of this, my sister

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<v Speaker 2>had a baby. Ah speaking of giving birth when last week,

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<v Speaker 2>at the time of recording today, ye little Ella Mary,

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<v Speaker 2>Ella Mary didn't take any of my fucking name suggestions.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a shame. Congratulations, that's her he babulation, And that's

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<v Speaker 1>just further added to my point.

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<v Speaker 2>She had fucking she was married with one kid by

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<v Speaker 2>twenty five, So yeah, what am I doing?

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<v Speaker 1>But we have different priorities and we get to change

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<v Speaker 1>the you know, the culture. We don't have to do

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<v Speaker 1>what our parents and grandparents did.

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<v Speaker 2>We're different people both so, but even when people ask me,

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<v Speaker 2>you know how people always say, what's your worst date story?

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<v Speaker 2>Blah blah blah, I don't even have any of those

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<v Speaker 2>because they've all just been equally shit, And like, I

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<v Speaker 2>just feel like in that area of my life, my

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<v Speaker 2>love life, I've not done much. I've got no stories

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<v Speaker 2>to tell, like my grandmother. And when you do have

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<v Speaker 2>a story, you wasted on this god awful podcast. Do

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<v Speaker 2>you come on here and tell us. Well, no, that's

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<v Speaker 2>the thing. I fucking don't have any love life stories

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<v Speaker 2>to tell. There's nothing going on there.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, what's going on?

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<v Speaker 2>They haven't heard it?

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<v Speaker 1>Updating your love you're not dating anyone?

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<v Speaker 2>Well no, God, I feel like I'm closer than I

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<v Speaker 2>was this time last year to being like, oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I should go on dates again. I'm at the start

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<v Speaker 2>of last year to remember I was like, yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>going to get out dates and shit. Yeah, I wanted

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<v Speaker 2>to wait until after I left my job because I

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<v Speaker 2>was so tired, and that was what June wanted to

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<v Speaker 2>lockdown in July. So that kind of fucked it. And

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<v Speaker 2>then I think, when do we come out of lockdown? October?

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<v Speaker 1>October?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, October to December. I don't know. I was just

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<v Speaker 2>still feeling flat, not in the mood to go out

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<v Speaker 2>and dates and stuff, and so yeah, when I had

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<v Speaker 2>a bit of a dry year last year there, and

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, I don't know if I can be bothered.

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<v Speaker 1>Still, No, are you back on the apps you're talking

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<v Speaker 1>to people?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, I've still got you know, I still use

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<v Speaker 2>the ass, but I'm just kind of like.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you flirt? Is there like a bit of phone sex,

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<v Speaker 1>a bit of kinky stuff?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but I don't know Minnesota's appointing. I just don't

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<v Speaker 2>know if I can be bothered. Yeah, Historically speaking, I

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<v Speaker 2>just end up chatting to someone going a couple of dates,

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<v Speaker 2>and then after a few months when you get to that,

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<v Speaker 2>you know the crossroads where it's like, oh, do we

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<v Speaker 2>keep dating and become a fisher or do we fuck

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<v Speaker 2>this off. We just fuck it off, and I'm to

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<v Speaker 2>waste the time.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what. Take a leaf out of your NaN's book,

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<v Speaker 1>and just when you get to that crossroads, push me

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<v Speaker 1>in front of a bus.

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<v Speaker 2>True noted.

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<v Speaker 1>That's murder. That's the next year. I think you're very successful.

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<v Speaker 2>That would be a warning to anyone that matches me

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<v Speaker 2>on Tinder. If it doesn't work out, I'll throw you

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<v Speaker 2>under an actual moving vehicle, heavy vehicle.

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<v Speaker 1>If Mitch suggests it's catching the bus to the date location.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't but I'll ever do that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll kill you. We're pretty you're very successful in our Yes, Michel,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like I'm gonna I'm just gonna have to

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<v Speaker 2>date if you douchebags on purpose, just so I've got

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<v Speaker 2>stories to tell my grandkid.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah no, but I feel like that with hate, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, we're very happy, we're very in love with

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<v Speaker 1>like you know, for all intents and purposes, we think

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<v Speaker 1>we'll go the whole way.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, quick brains, why don't you go cheat on Hayden

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<v Speaker 2>today and then you'll have stories to tell about that

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<v Speaker 2>everything that unfolded afterwards.

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<v Speaker 1>Sam, download me grinder. Thank you, use your pictures though,

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<v Speaker 1>don't take use mine? All right, We're ready for my age.

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<v Speaker 2>IM sure, let me do it?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it just me? Do you find strippers absolutely obnoxious?

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<v Speaker 2>I can't say I've ever mingled with them, to be honest.

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<v Speaker 2>Why are they so?

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<v Speaker 1>I think male strippers are obnoxious and I think female

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<v Speaker 1>striper is fantastic.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah, I can see her.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you think there's a disclear distinction because in the

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<v Speaker 1>last fortnight I have had both my first Hans party

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<v Speaker 1>and my first Bucks party.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm still seething with jealousy that you got invited

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<v Speaker 2>to both. I got invited to neither.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Michaida because I'm gay, Jenna and I've got Hayden.

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<v Speaker 1>Becky's like, come to the girls, Wane. It'd be great

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<v Speaker 1>because you know we we're so close to my sister,

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<v Speaker 1>you know gay, you know all the girls. But then

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<v Speaker 1>my sister's fiance, Kurt, was like, oh, I want you

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<v Speaker 1>in my groomsmen. Your your groomsmen, come with the boys

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<v Speaker 1>because you should bomb with them. And also you're my

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<v Speaker 1>brother in law. And I'm like, okay, I see both

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<v Speaker 1>sides of the story. So I did go to both.

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<v Speaker 1>But Mitchell's sister didn't invite him.

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<v Speaker 2>To be fair, my sister wasn't invited either. She didn't

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<v Speaker 2>want to hend, so Mom just had one without her.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, hold on your sister's hands didn't even involve her.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because her and her husband at the time in particular,

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<v Speaker 2>they weren't really party people that they didn't drink much

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<v Speaker 2>on us, so they were like, nah, we don't really

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<v Speaker 2>want one. And so Mum had her own hands party

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<v Speaker 2>with the girl out in bogen Gate. And then Ian

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<v Speaker 2>did the same thing. He had a Bucks party with

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<v Speaker 2>the boys out in bogen Gate. And I got invited

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<v Speaker 2>to neither. I'm just that gender neutral. I'm not a

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<v Speaker 2>buck or a hand.

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<v Speaker 7>Can we please back to a frog? So we're either

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<v Speaker 7>of them invited to their own parties.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought I established that, were you listening?

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<v Speaker 1>No, neither way, they neither were invited.

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<v Speaker 2>Well technically, I'm sure they would have said to them,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, you can come if you want, but we're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna have it without you, and they were fine not going.

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<v Speaker 2>I think my brother in law had his own Bucks

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<v Speaker 2>thing in Newcastle, but no, my dad had his own one,

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<v Speaker 2>being like my daughter's getting married.

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<v Speaker 1>Who that's cute?

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<v Speaker 7>I actually like that see.

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<v Speaker 1>But my parents went all out, so my dad helped

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<v Speaker 1>organize the bucks and my mum helped organize the hands.

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<v Speaker 1>So the point about the strippers is the female strippers incredible,

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<v Speaker 1>Like they're doing the lord's work. And I have never

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<v Speaker 1>been in a room where so many naked women have

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<v Speaker 1>such control over a man.

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<v Speaker 2>That pussy power. Jenna's waving her hand in the air.

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<v Speaker 2>Look at her is like, yeah, I know, I'm awaaring

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<v Speaker 2>my power.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like, how do you think I got on Jonesy?

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<v Speaker 1>And the man Jonesy was drooling at the thought of you.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't. Sorry, it's putting shit like that out there.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, he's a red blooded man. My dad

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<v Speaker 1>always says it. I'm like, I'm red blooded too. What

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<v Speaker 1>the fuck we think I've got blue blood? You dig it? Anyway?

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<v Speaker 1>The women on the table, the men are drooling, Mitch,

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<v Speaker 1>their mouths are a gape.

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<v Speaker 2>Are the women literally on the table.

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<v Speaker 1>On the table? Yeah. So we're sitting there, me and Haymen,

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<v Speaker 1>and they bring the food out. It's a titty bar

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<v Speaker 1>with serve food service. And they bring the food out

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<v Speaker 1>and some lady comes over and she goes, hey, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>Scarlet Rose him miss rows. She goes, would you guys

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<v Speaker 1>like pepper on your covernor? And Haydn's like, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>love pepper. Actually we got so she kicks his chair

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<v Speaker 1>out with her stiletto foot. The chair squeaks on the

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<v Speaker 1>wooden floors. She she opens her legs, straddles my partner

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<v Speaker 1>in life, and which is.

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<v Speaker 2>The tital waste of time? By the rain? Why try

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<v Speaker 2>and title later?

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<v Speaker 1>Gay man exactly numb from the waist down. And then

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<v Speaker 1>she starts grinding, I'm gonna do it to the microphone,

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<v Speaker 1>grinding the pepper mill like this.

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<v Speaker 2>Ah, she's jerking a dicky.

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<v Speaker 1>She's not even she's not actually grinding it. So Hayden

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<v Speaker 1>is so not how you jerk?

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<v Speaker 2>I wonder Hayden wants it to be over and done

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<v Speaker 2>with quickly.

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<v Speaker 1>Plainings the rash and then she gets up, kisses him

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<v Speaker 1>on the cheek. And after all that, he didn't even

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<v Speaker 1>get me pepper, which he actually wanted. He wanted the pepper.

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<v Speaker 1>So it was just hot. The women were heart They

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<v Speaker 1>were scissoring on the table like I felt a bit awkward,

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<v Speaker 1>to be perfectly honest, but they were there, they were

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<v Speaker 1>getting paid. They loved it. I spoke to some of

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<v Speaker 1>the girls. In fact, when they found out Hayden and

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<v Speaker 1>I were gay, they did not even give us a

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<v Speaker 1>bar of attention.

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<v Speaker 2>Well yeah, like I said, absolute waste of time trying

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<v Speaker 2>to titillate you slide cash into their I tried to connect.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, hey me, this meet and my boyfriend.

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<v Speaker 1>She just great, goes to the tea room, goes ladies,

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<v Speaker 1>true fags with a quiff. Don't even boy that dicks

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<v Speaker 1>don't work. So we didn't get to talk to them.

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<v Speaker 1>It was really awful.

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<v Speaker 2>What the sort of things would you have talked to

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<v Speaker 2>them about, Like, hey, baby, I know you're working, but like,

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<v Speaker 2>are you watching euphoria? Like what do you even say?

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to be like we you know that we

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<v Speaker 1>stand like yeah, woo your power, we have it too.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to connect, like, you know, a gay man

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<v Speaker 1>to woman, you have that connection.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think you need to vocalize Hey, I respect

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<v Speaker 2>you and what you're doing. I think they just assume

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<v Speaker 2>when you're in a room full of man like howling

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<v Speaker 2>at them, they what were they behaving? Like, Oh, that's rope.

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<v Speaker 2>I just got the biggest dick from that.

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<v Speaker 1>Trawling anyway, fast fall to the Hen's Night, which was

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<v Speaker 1>this most recent weekend boring. Oh, this male stripper, this

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<v Speaker 1>male stripper had to go to the stooped to the

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<v Speaker 1>low of breathing fire to draw attention in the room.

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<v Speaker 1>He wasn't. He didn't have anyone's attention. So he literally

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<v Speaker 1>poured ethanol in his mouth and lit it and then

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<v Speaker 1>was pouring fire through.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a circus like dislay. Did he juggle?

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<v Speaker 1>No, No he didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, what a shame. That makes me feel a bit

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<v Speaker 2>better about not being invited to the hens, knowing that

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<v Speaker 2>yours was boring. But I full on argue with my mother.

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<v Speaker 2>She goes, no, it's just for us girls, and I'm like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>just us girl, I want to come?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 8>You can follow the show online, just search a couple

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<v Speaker 8>of miches.

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<v Speaker 2>If you don't, you're a dickhead. Now, just quickly, before

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<v Speaker 2>we are getting to the visit disuse and all that, Sam,

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<v Speaker 2>did you find any information about dead tennis players back

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<v Speaker 2>in the day? Did my grandmother murderer ex fiance?

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<v Speaker 7>Nah?

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like I need to go to the library

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<v Speaker 3>and get one of those big old you know, those

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<v Speaker 3>things that you have to roll through old newspapers.

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<v Speaker 2>If I'm on the phone, well, if you're not busy,

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<v Speaker 2>off to the library. Oh okay, don't mind me. Thanks,

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<v Speaker 2>thank you Sam.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, we have a very exciting announcement. I think I've

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<v Speaker 1>got some merch music for it.

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<v Speaker 2>Now.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I couldn't find merch music. We don't

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<v Speaker 1>have to make copyright too. It's old enough that we

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<v Speaker 1>don't have to pay for it. Now.

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<v Speaker 2>If you've been singing for our new merch it is

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<v Speaker 2>now officially for sale, head to the link in our

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<v Speaker 2>Instagram bio.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, my god, this merch is I think it's the

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<v Speaker 1>best we've ever done. It's really second we've ever done.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's quite sexy. So if you want the

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<v Speaker 2>T shirt, the singlet tops, they're all oversized, nice and

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<v Speaker 2>bag you're nice and comfy. They're coming black and tighter

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<v Speaker 2>the wrap on our Instagram now if you want to

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<v Speaker 2>click the link and bio, that's where you can do

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<v Speaker 2>some shopping.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, this year we have pop sockets.

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<v Speaker 9>We do.

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<v Speaker 1>I love a good pop socket.

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<v Speaker 2>Very different colors as well, so I reckon we're going

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<v Speaker 2>to have to fight it out as to who sells

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<v Speaker 2>the most.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh interesting, all right, but the merger is available now

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<v Speaker 1>go enjoy, Go and buy and send us photos wearing it.

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<v Speaker 1>We love to see.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, please do. It's going to be on sale until

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<v Speaker 2>the end of February, so get your orders in and

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<v Speaker 2>then after the end of February they'll get all made

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<v Speaker 2>and center. You don't have all this summer clothing should

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<v Speaker 2>arrive in time for the day to winter.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I quite wear like the T shirt. This is

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<v Speaker 1>the singlet over the T shirt by both.

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<v Speaker 2>But anyway better like the never the merchant is there

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<v Speaker 2>a look? Sorry, it took longer than I would have liked,

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<v Speaker 2>but hey, enjoy.

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<v Speaker 1>We do it because we love you. Are speaking of you?

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<v Speaker 1>What's doing? Is it just you? This is where we

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<v Speaker 1>get you, guys, the listeners to jump on and send

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<v Speaker 1>us a voice message. You can call us to you

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<v Speaker 1>can have it live yea. And is it just me

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<v Speaker 1>of your own?

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<v Speaker 2>So you hit us up at a couple of miches

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<v Speaker 2>on Instagram if you want to either come on the

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<v Speaker 2>show and talk on the phone or just send a

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<v Speaker 2>voice message's up to you. Maybe you're like Mitch's boyfriend

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<v Speaker 2>and you just want to keep it short and sweet.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's right. Or maybe you're like, man, you want

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<v Speaker 1>to milk the shit out?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, maybe you want to come on for some four

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<v Speaker 2>play all right today? This is it just you who

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<v Speaker 2>comes in from Juan Radio? What do you got for us?

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<v Speaker 2>Huan me?

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<v Speaker 10>Or are we all disappointed that Eric Dean from Euphoria

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<v Speaker 10>is swearing a prostatic cock in the show?

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<v Speaker 1>Geez well, I'm disappointed that you didn't start that voice

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<v Speaker 1>not at the very beginning.

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<v Speaker 2>In Euphoria is wearing a prosthetic cock?

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<v Speaker 1>Eric? He said Eric?

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<v Speaker 10>Or are we all disappointed that Eric Dean from Euphoria

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<v Speaker 10>is swearing a prostatic cock?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so with Eric Dane the actor? Yes, Eric Dane

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<v Speaker 1>is the actor. He plays the role of Kale. I

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<v Speaker 1>believe I'm not watching Euphoria, but Haydens, do you guys

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<v Speaker 1>watch it?

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<v Speaker 7>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>I've only watched the first episode, but I've been meaning

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<v Speaker 2>to watch more because I've heard it's growing.

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<v Speaker 7>Everyone's talking about hype is real and it is so horny.

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<v Speaker 1>It's such a horny show.

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<v Speaker 2>Sam, can you please google verbatim Eric prosthetic cock.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how to feel about this because Hayden

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<v Speaker 1>watches Euphoria and I find myself getting like jealous or

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<v Speaker 1>envious because because it's like, you know, eighteen year olds

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<v Speaker 1>having hot gay young sex and he's Hayden watching it

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<v Speaker 1>when I'm not home. I'm like, if it was a

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<v Speaker 1>straight sex scene, i'd be fine, But the fact that

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<v Speaker 1>there's like gay sex and it's so progressive, I feel

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<v Speaker 1>a bit weird.

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<v Speaker 2>Well do you watch porn still even though you're in

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<v Speaker 2>a relationship. Yeah, yeah, of course does he watch porn?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it independent of each other?

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<v Speaker 1>It can be anything together, Yeah, it can be anything.

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<v Speaker 2>So both you watch it together and it's separately, Well,

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<v Speaker 2>then what's the difference. No, I don't think they're showing

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<v Speaker 2>full on gay fucks than you. For you, I'll look

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<v Speaker 2>at that photo. Oh that prosthetic cock right.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there it is there? Oh wow, the cock there.

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<v Speaker 2>The skin tone is completely different on the prosthetics and

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<v Speaker 2>the rest of its body that I don't know if

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<v Speaker 2>that's I'm not disappointed. They could have done a better

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<v Speaker 2>job in that.

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<v Speaker 1>I agree there is so much cock in euphoria. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not funny.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think I want to watch it if the

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<v Speaker 2>heats the cock then.

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<v Speaker 1>But also I guess to Hwan's point. I'm never disappointed

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<v Speaker 1>when there's an under when there's a prosthetic panis, but

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<v Speaker 1>that doesn't worry me.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's so obviously fake.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't really care who if you've got issa, just

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<v Speaker 1>you of your own I hit U start back a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of inches we'll played on the show.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, now before we move on, I just wanted to

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<v Speaker 2>bring something up with you, Mitchell. You know how obviously

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<v Speaker 2>we're back for a new season of the podcast, and

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<v Speaker 2>because it's the start of a new season, we wanted

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<v Speaker 2>to get new voiceover stuff from our voice ever guy Bradley,

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<v Speaker 2>of course, you know the guy that.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it just yes.

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<v Speaker 2>So you and I came up with a bunch of

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<v Speaker 2>things to say, like for Bradley to read in a

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<v Speaker 2>new script for the new year, getting a bunch of

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<v Speaker 2>new stuff done, and you recorded it with him. I

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't there, but you recorded it with him in studio

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<v Speaker 2>as we both.

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<v Speaker 1>Work at Kiss, so he's here.

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<v Speaker 2>And so when I listened back to the audio to

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<v Speaker 2>edit it down for one of the.

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<v Speaker 1>Sweepers, I noticed something, what do you mean the unedited.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, and I've put the audio over there.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not brags. Get thrown by it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you haven't commoned on yet. When I say leave,

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<v Speaker 2>the room is up fucking around the computer and it

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<v Speaker 2>was a bograp Okay, So there was something I heard

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<v Speaker 2>in Bradley's voice over session with you. I'm pretty sure

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<v Speaker 2>you're farted. That's not I'm just gonna.

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<v Speaker 1>Was hoping he says something racist so he could cancel him.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, don't besmirch beautiful brad not that he ever would,

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<v Speaker 2>not that he ever would. So listen out. It's not

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<v Speaker 2>when he's talking off there. It's when he actually starts

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<v Speaker 2>voicing the sweeper.

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<v Speaker 1>So I did wait, I waited for him to actually

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<v Speaker 1>speak on mike to ship myself. Yeah, which is.

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<v Speaker 2>Just the worst timing ever. So listen closely, headphone news

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<v Speaker 2>that's turned this up. Listen out for the fart all right.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, I'm just let you finish. Don't be swallowing. Okay,

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<v Speaker 6>all right, thank you very much, think about so you ready?

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<v Speaker 4>All right, I'm ready, okay, right, Spotify, now do readings

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<v Speaker 4>if you don't leave five stars, how dead and suck?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, just listen carefully again.

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<v Speaker 11>It's when he says ratings regions.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you hear that? My headphones out, and he did

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<v Speaker 2>call you out at the start of the recording. There

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<v Speaker 2>he said, Oh, I don't want you to be swallowing

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<v Speaker 2>when I'm.

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<v Speaker 11>Talking regions, regions in regions.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, No, I think that's just.

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<v Speaker 1>A frog in his throat. That's not coming from it.

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<v Speaker 2>Sounded so distant. That's not from my butt. What the

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<v Speaker 2>hell was it? You must have been eating something spicy?

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, how do you know it wasn't brad that farted?

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<v Speaker 1>He was on mic. My mic was sad. I think

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<v Speaker 1>he's here, go aget, bring him in because he definitely booed.

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<v Speaker 2>It wouldn't have been Bradley.

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<v Speaker 7>Regions, go agains.

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<v Speaker 2>It's comical and Bradley throwing the zone. It didn't throw him.

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<v Speaker 1>Bradley's here, he must be outside.

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<v Speaker 2>Can we call him here?

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<v Speaker 1>Can you get him?

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<v Speaker 3>Say?

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<v Speaker 2>Have you got to say, Bradley?

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<v Speaker 1>It's us, our voice over artists.

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<v Speaker 2>We just want to discuss, so you blame Oh here

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<v Speaker 2>he is high, brad.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you hear that? Bradley?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I can't bear with us.

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<v Speaker 1>There we Hello, something's been brought to my attention. You

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<v Speaker 1>are the fantastic vo behind the show. We love During

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<v Speaker 1>the session that you and I did prior to the season.

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<v Speaker 1>Starting last month, Mitch has found something in the background

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<v Speaker 1>of the audio. You didn't say anything that you weren't

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<v Speaker 1>throwing any expersions. It was fine, but something has happened

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<v Speaker 1>and he's blaming me.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, let's play this thing. But listen out when you

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<v Speaker 2>say the word ratings, I'm thinking that Mitchell Cherry dropped

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<v Speaker 2>his guts and listen real carefully. I would never blame

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<v Speaker 2>you your team much.

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<v Speaker 6>I mean, what happens in the studio with the off

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<v Speaker 6>cuts should stay in the off cut cuts.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the reason I was fart.

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<v Speaker 6>All right, Okay, I'm just let you finish. Don't be swallowing. Okay,

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<v Speaker 6>all right, thank you very much. Think about so you ready,

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<v Speaker 6>I'm ready, okay, right, Spotify, now do ratings. If you

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<v Speaker 6>don't leave five stars, you are dead in sun. Do

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<v Speaker 6>you hear that I heard a fluff of that was

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<v Speaker 6>not of my.

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<v Speaker 2>Makings, That wasn't my.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you notice anything during the session did you hear

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in the zone?

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<v Speaker 6>Ye, yes, while I'm dropping a v O and it

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<v Speaker 6>sounds like you were dropping something else.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was. It definitely wasn't your brother.

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<v Speaker 1>In the studio after left that's embarrassing.

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<v Speaker 2>Here, I am trying to boost out Spotify ratings and

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<v Speaker 2>you're fucking dropping your guts in the studio. Disgusting. Okay, well,

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<v Speaker 2>everyone keep an ear out for that sweet because that's

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<v Speaker 2>the only thay you did. Sign. I'm just gonna with the.

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<v Speaker 1>Far Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 4>Spotify now do reagings. If you don't leave five stars,

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<v Speaker 4>you are jurd In Sun.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, there's a few things we need to follow up

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<v Speaker 2>from last week's episode. Episode. It was a big first week.

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<v Speaker 1>Back blose ends to tie up.

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<v Speaker 2>So if you're one of those weirdos that's been listening

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<v Speaker 2>to our podcast in reverse chronological order, this is going

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<v Speaker 2>to make absolutely no sense. Go there's an episode nine

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<v Speaker 2>your shit out. Yeah, We've got a few things to

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<v Speaker 2>follow up on. Firstly, you're is it just me? Last

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<v Speaker 2>week you were trying to be the new face of

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<v Speaker 2>the Australian Banana.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I was trying to take Jessica Rose one form

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<v Speaker 1>of income and seal Australian Bananas sponsor you and I

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<v Speaker 1>have an update here.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, oh my god, really yeah, I printed it out

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<v Speaker 2>so we sent off the jingle that you did the

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<v Speaker 2>spot You did a jingle for astroling banana.

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<v Speaker 7>Wait you actually sent it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we reached out and said throwing some dosh our

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<v Speaker 2>way if you missed it or this is the jingle,

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<v Speaker 2>why don't this is what you missed last week?

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<v Speaker 1>You didn't hear it. It's a banana, yellow, long, fun.

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<v Speaker 1>You can shake it, you can vapor it, you can

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<v Speaker 1>mash it, you can blend easy, yellow tasty. Hella banana,

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<v Speaker 1>Australian Banana, Australian banana. Get them at your local greengrocer,

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<v Speaker 1>we go happy?

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<v Speaker 2>Did they know to that?

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<v Speaker 1>Right? And compelling, improvised on the spot. Free. They don't

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<v Speaker 1>have to go to an ad agency. All they have

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<v Speaker 1>to do is higher us exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>So send that off to Australian Bananas, whoever they are.

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<v Speaker 2>And have you heard this response?

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<v Speaker 7>No? No, I really haven't.

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<v Speaker 1>This is from Bruce b Banana. How would a banana?

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<v Speaker 1>Howld the head of doctor the banana speak.

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<v Speaker 2>Bas and pajamas speak pajama speak.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually they definitely speak.

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<v Speaker 2>Really the fuck would the show be without dialogue? It's

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<v Speaker 2>a couple of bananas. I'll give you some banana music.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the reply from Australian Bananas.

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<v Speaker 1>Mitchell's thanks so much, for sharing this. We will share

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<v Speaker 1>with the client.

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<v Speaker 12>We love that this has been included in the podcast

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<v Speaker 12>Banana Emoji. We are always looking for influencers to partner

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<v Speaker 12>up with for bananas. There isn't anything in the pipeline

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<v Speaker 12>right now, but we will get in touch if the

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<v Speaker 12>right opportunity comes out.

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<v Speaker 2>Now it sounds like a thanks, but no thanks fucking bananas.

0:28:19.160 --> 0:28:20.720
<v Speaker 1>I'm more of a mango boy anyway.

0:28:22.560 --> 0:28:24.679
<v Speaker 2>I actually I'm not kidding. I had such a craving

0:28:24.680 --> 0:28:26.680
<v Speaker 2>for bananas after last week. I now I bought a

0:28:26.720 --> 0:28:28.920
<v Speaker 2>whole bunch, did you really? And I eat them every

0:28:28.960 --> 0:28:30.040
<v Speaker 2>morning for breakfast now and.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what confused me. Who the fuck gets that money?

0:28:32.080 --> 0:28:35.480
<v Speaker 1>How does Australian bananas conglomerate make money?

0:28:35.680 --> 0:28:37.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? How do they measure the success of their investment?

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<v Speaker 5>Like?

0:28:38.160 --> 0:28:39.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, paying for ads? How do you measure how many

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<v Speaker 2>more bananas is there?

0:28:42.080 --> 0:28:43.320
<v Speaker 1>Monthly banana rating?

0:28:43.440 --> 0:28:43.680
<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

0:28:43.720 --> 0:28:46.600
<v Speaker 1>I have no idea Ladyfinger out beat traditional this month.

0:28:46.760 --> 0:28:49.160
<v Speaker 2>Maybe they just thought jokes on you. You've already done

0:28:49.160 --> 0:28:52.280
<v Speaker 2>a jingle, You've already promoted bananas on the podcast, so like,

0:28:52.320 --> 0:28:54.720
<v Speaker 2>why would we pay you to do something that's already happened?

0:28:54.840 --> 0:28:55.880
<v Speaker 2>Maybe they it.

0:28:55.920 --> 0:29:00.320
<v Speaker 1>We can't have two chaotic hoasts like Jessica in the suit.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, well, that's right. That's the end of our

0:29:02.880 --> 0:29:04.800
<v Speaker 1>banana collaboration.

0:29:04.880 --> 0:29:07.800
<v Speaker 2>Things like I always say, you don't get anything if

0:29:07.800 --> 0:29:10.880
<v Speaker 2>you don't ask. That's right, answers no, but whatever. You

0:29:10.960 --> 0:29:11.280
<v Speaker 2>move on.

0:29:11.960 --> 0:29:13.920
<v Speaker 1>Another update with more yep, So.

0:29:13.960 --> 0:29:17.760
<v Speaker 2>Jenna's driving lesson that we did last week, she got

0:29:17.840 --> 0:29:21.000
<v Speaker 2>dragged into the WSFM studio with Jones inner Man. They

0:29:21.000 --> 0:29:23.880
<v Speaker 2>wanted to kick her while she's sound. Really just rub

0:29:23.920 --> 0:29:25.920
<v Speaker 2>in the fact that she's grown ass adult that doesn't

0:29:25.960 --> 0:29:28.560
<v Speaker 2>have a driver's last night, and they did a whole

0:29:28.760 --> 0:29:31.400
<v Speaker 2>segment about it, didn't they They got other elderly people to

0:29:31.400 --> 0:29:33.800
<v Speaker 2>call in and talk about things they can't do exactly

0:29:33.920 --> 0:29:34.880
<v Speaker 2>they really should be able.

0:29:34.760 --> 0:29:36.400
<v Speaker 1>To do exactly it did they do?

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<v Speaker 7>They just pull you in, ra They said, we're doing

0:29:39.000 --> 0:29:41.200
<v Speaker 7>a segment on late learners. You're a late learner. You're

0:29:41.200 --> 0:29:44.000
<v Speaker 7>old to learn how to drive. Come in.

0:29:44.040 --> 0:29:46.600
<v Speaker 1>It's embarrassing. I heard the audio because we make fun

0:29:46.640 --> 0:29:48.200
<v Speaker 1>of Amana Keller in it. We don't make fun of it.

0:29:48.200 --> 0:29:50.360
<v Speaker 1>We use her name in our ge Why don't.

0:29:50.160 --> 0:29:51.760
<v Speaker 2>We play a little bit of it now and then

0:29:51.760 --> 0:29:54.800
<v Speaker 2>we'll upload the whole segment as a bonus podcast. So

0:29:54.880 --> 0:29:56.320
<v Speaker 2>if you want to hear the whole thing, if you

0:29:56.360 --> 0:29:58.840
<v Speaker 2>want to hear all the other geriatrics ringing in to

0:29:58.880 --> 0:30:01.640
<v Speaker 2>make Jenna feel better, Yeah, there'll be a bonus episode.

0:30:01.640 --> 0:30:02.800
<v Speaker 2>But this is the gist of it.

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<v Speaker 8>Our digital producer, we love her.

0:30:05.200 --> 0:30:05.920
<v Speaker 2>A name is Jenna.

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<v Speaker 8>She's twenty eight years old. She has recently decided to

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<v Speaker 8>learn to drive. She takes part in a podcast with

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<v Speaker 8>They're called a couple of mitches. Yeah, I've heard of them,

0:30:17.000 --> 0:30:18.360
<v Speaker 8>and it's called is It Just Me?

0:30:19.120 --> 0:30:20.840
<v Speaker 1>Is It just Me? Or is it a couple of Mitches?

0:30:21.000 --> 0:30:23.240
<v Speaker 2>It's called is It just names? Is this podcast got

0:30:23.400 --> 0:30:24.000
<v Speaker 2>is it just Me?

0:30:24.040 --> 0:30:26.360
<v Speaker 1>It's called it one thing? One thought? Can I tell

0:30:26.360 --> 0:30:26.640
<v Speaker 1>you this?

0:30:26.680 --> 0:30:27.880
<v Speaker 2>It's called is It Just Me?

0:30:27.920 --> 0:30:30.160
<v Speaker 8>With a couple of mitches in Jenna?

0:30:30.280 --> 0:30:33.880
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, the printing alone will kill your podcast?

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<v Speaker 8>Can I continue?

0:30:35.200 --> 0:30:35.400
<v Speaker 1>Sure?

0:30:35.440 --> 0:30:35.680
<v Speaker 3>You can?

0:30:35.920 --> 0:30:36.720
<v Speaker 2>We have Jenna with us.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello Jenna, Hello, So you're twenty eight.

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<v Speaker 8>Did you have a scary moment? I got my license

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<v Speaker 8>my l's when I was sixteen, and then I was

0:30:43.880 --> 0:30:47.040
<v Speaker 8>so horrified when I started to learn to drive. I

0:30:47.080 --> 0:30:49.440
<v Speaker 8>didn't get my license till I was twenty seven, So

0:30:50.040 --> 0:30:51.800
<v Speaker 8>all those years in between, I ignored it.

0:30:52.160 --> 0:30:54.360
<v Speaker 7>Yeah, that's pretty much what happened to me. So I

0:30:54.400 --> 0:30:57.360
<v Speaker 7>started driving when I was like sixteen seventeen, like a

0:30:57.400 --> 0:31:00.240
<v Speaker 7>few lessons, but I just wasn't good at it. So

0:31:00.280 --> 0:31:01.959
<v Speaker 7>I thought I'll never be good at it.

0:31:02.000 --> 0:31:04.120
<v Speaker 2>So I just gave her do you enjoy driving?

0:31:04.600 --> 0:31:08.960
<v Speaker 7>Well, it wasn't until I drove with Mitches that I

0:31:09.080 --> 0:31:10.680
<v Speaker 7>realized that I could do it, and then I was

0:31:10.800 --> 0:31:13.440
<v Speaker 7>enjoying it. Before that, I was like, oh, I don't

0:31:13.440 --> 0:31:15.239
<v Speaker 7>know if I want to do it. I don't know

0:31:15.240 --> 0:31:18.160
<v Speaker 7>if I enjoy it. I'm a bit scared. But now

0:31:18.200 --> 0:31:20.360
<v Speaker 7>I feel like I've done it once, I can do

0:31:20.440 --> 0:31:20.840
<v Speaker 7>it again.

0:31:21.400 --> 0:31:24.800
<v Speaker 9>Jenny, thanks for your support. Jamesy Wow, what a what

0:31:24.880 --> 0:31:28.440
<v Speaker 9>a steadfast plug that was. I told you he was

0:31:28.480 --> 0:31:30.080
<v Speaker 9>besotted by Jennic's bussy power.

0:31:31.200 --> 0:31:33.680
<v Speaker 1>But that further proves my point that Jenna is more

0:31:33.720 --> 0:31:35.760
<v Speaker 1>powerful than any of us because Jina.

0:31:36.000 --> 0:31:38.840
<v Speaker 2>Wow, he was so much to our faith back in

0:31:38.840 --> 0:31:41.880
<v Speaker 2>episode eighty when he came on out show for him.

0:31:41.440 --> 0:31:44.160
<v Speaker 1>To rubbish our name like that, discussing Amanda loves that

0:31:44.280 --> 0:31:44.680
<v Speaker 1>she can.

0:31:44.560 --> 0:31:46.840
<v Speaker 2>Tell Oh, yeah, Amanda would die front.

0:31:49.120 --> 0:31:50.960
<v Speaker 1>And I would do the same for her as what

0:31:51.080 --> 0:31:51.320
<v Speaker 1>I am.

0:31:52.040 --> 0:31:53.760
<v Speaker 2>Now, another thing we need to follow up on is

0:31:53.800 --> 0:31:57.840
<v Speaker 2>our little mission to voice message celebrities every week until

0:31:57.880 --> 0:32:02.040
<v Speaker 2>they reply. Okay, I chose carry Anne as the celebrity

0:32:02.240 --> 0:32:05.640
<v Speaker 2>so called celebrity that I would message relentlessly, and I

0:32:05.720 --> 0:32:06.320
<v Speaker 2>chose to reply.

0:32:06.440 --> 0:32:10.240
<v Speaker 1>I chose Patty Newton to message relentlessly until she replies.

0:32:10.520 --> 0:32:11.680
<v Speaker 2>You get a reply check in.

0:32:12.000 --> 0:32:13.480
<v Speaker 7>Oh my god.

0:32:13.600 --> 0:32:14.880
<v Speaker 1>I'll go first. I'll go first.

0:32:16.400 --> 0:32:18.520
<v Speaker 2>So guess the no question? How can you possibly drag

0:32:18.600 --> 0:32:18.920
<v Speaker 2>this out?

0:32:18.960 --> 0:32:23.280
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna check double te pad at official message.

0:32:26.840 --> 0:32:30.040
<v Speaker 2>I got nothing yet, neither nothing from Kerry.

0:32:30.760 --> 0:32:31.920
<v Speaker 7>Did they at least see it?

0:32:32.360 --> 0:32:32.520
<v Speaker 5>Not?

0:32:32.760 --> 0:32:35.880
<v Speaker 1>Noither of might. So now now now we have to

0:32:35.880 --> 0:32:36.520
<v Speaker 1>send another one?

0:32:36.560 --> 0:32:40.080
<v Speaker 2>Correct, Yeah, we may as well. What can we do

0:32:40.160 --> 0:32:41.840
<v Speaker 2>to make this one stand out from the others?

0:32:43.640 --> 0:32:43.720
<v Speaker 4>Oh?

0:32:43.760 --> 0:32:45.120
<v Speaker 1>Wait, well I've got something. I've got something. It just

0:32:45.200 --> 0:32:46.680
<v Speaker 1>hit me. I think she'll love it. She'll love it.

0:32:46.760 --> 0:32:51.240
<v Speaker 1>Just creative. Patty, Kay, Patty Cake, one, two three, Patty,

0:32:51.320 --> 0:32:54.800
<v Speaker 1>come on my show with me. Hello, Patty, It's Mitch Chury.

0:32:54.880 --> 0:32:56.640
<v Speaker 1>I would just love to get all my podcast as

0:32:56.640 --> 0:32:58.840
<v Speaker 1>a guest. I thought I'd do a little cheeky spin

0:32:59.320 --> 0:33:02.960
<v Speaker 1>and sing you as you are a showtime legend, so

0:33:03.000 --> 0:33:05.160
<v Speaker 1>we'd love to have you on the podcast to to

0:33:05.280 --> 0:33:07.320
<v Speaker 1>banter with this anyway. I love you. Patty talks to

0:33:09.040 --> 0:33:17.640
<v Speaker 1>twenty seconds. I'm the knocker hit me, Paddy Paddy Cake

0:33:17.920 --> 0:33:18.760
<v Speaker 1>yea for carry?

0:33:18.760 --> 0:33:20.360
<v Speaker 2>What could you do for Carry? I have to do

0:33:20.360 --> 0:33:21.480
<v Speaker 2>a song. I don't know if I can do a

0:33:21.520 --> 0:33:24.400
<v Speaker 2>song Kerry Yea.

0:33:24.440 --> 0:33:26.480
<v Speaker 1>Maybe sing about her being a reptile or something.

0:33:26.320 --> 0:33:28.360
<v Speaker 2>From the Leman. No, I don't want to insult it.

0:33:28.360 --> 0:33:29.400
<v Speaker 2>I'll never get a reply that way.

0:33:30.240 --> 0:33:31.880
<v Speaker 1>Is that insulting to Patty? Should I delete that?

0:33:32.480 --> 0:33:35.400
<v Speaker 2>It's funny, It's just very fucking odd, that's all she's.

0:33:35.200 --> 0:33:36.200
<v Speaker 1>Going to come on bit.

0:33:36.280 --> 0:33:37.760
<v Speaker 3>I thought it was going in a completely.

0:33:37.440 --> 0:33:42.320
<v Speaker 1>Different No, no, no, okay, maybe just compliment carry.

0:33:42.480 --> 0:33:44.400
<v Speaker 2>What if I do it rather than singing, I'll just

0:33:44.560 --> 0:33:47.840
<v Speaker 2>do it in like an indie singer voice carry Iron.

0:33:47.960 --> 0:33:51.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, yeah, yees a triple J song.

0:33:51.360 --> 0:33:54.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Oh my gosh, I don't even what I'm going

0:33:54.560 --> 0:33:59.760
<v Speaker 2>to say. M hm Hi, Kerry Iron. I just started

0:33:59.800 --> 0:34:08.520
<v Speaker 2>so by see how you been? That's live love your Yeah. No,

0:34:08.600 --> 0:34:10.919
<v Speaker 2>there's no way I'm getting a reply. She can tell

0:34:11.000 --> 0:34:14.000
<v Speaker 2>that's a piss take it, no, send it I'll wat you.

0:34:16.480 --> 0:34:18.680
<v Speaker 2>I feel like I'm the chances for getting a reply there.

0:34:18.760 --> 0:34:20.640
<v Speaker 1>Now do you think they get notifications? This would have

0:34:20.640 --> 0:34:22.040
<v Speaker 1>go to the others follow wouldn't it.

0:34:22.040 --> 0:34:24.120
<v Speaker 2>It'd go to their message request probably if they don't

0:34:24.120 --> 0:34:25.680
<v Speaker 2>follow you, which at which they don't.

0:34:25.719 --> 0:34:27.319
<v Speaker 1>Well, let's see what we get next week. And now

0:34:27.320 --> 0:34:28.879
<v Speaker 1>that we have a drug smugger update as well.

0:34:28.920 --> 0:34:32.759
<v Speaker 2>I believe that's that's my question because at the end

0:34:32.760 --> 0:34:35.200
<v Speaker 2>of last week's episode, we're about to wrap up, and then,

0:34:35.320 --> 0:34:38.040
<v Speaker 2>as often tends to happen, our minds wandered and we

0:34:38.080 --> 0:34:40.400
<v Speaker 2>started talking about the fact that Chappelle Corby follows me

0:34:40.440 --> 0:34:43.000
<v Speaker 2>on Instagram and then we were like, right, I'm going

0:34:43.040 --> 0:34:46.680
<v Speaker 2>to message Chappelle Corby. You message Cassie Sainsbury Cocaine Cassie.

0:34:46.760 --> 0:34:47.720
<v Speaker 1>Yes, cokain Cassie.

0:34:47.880 --> 0:34:51.240
<v Speaker 2>In terms of rankings of Australia's most iconic alleged drug smugglers,

0:34:51.239 --> 0:34:53.400
<v Speaker 2>they'd be the top two week one hundred definitely.

0:34:53.560 --> 0:34:55.160
<v Speaker 1>And Andrew are key for close third.

0:34:56.440 --> 0:34:56.960
<v Speaker 2>Drug smuggle.

0:34:57.360 --> 0:34:58.840
<v Speaker 7>He had weed on him when they rested him, and

0:34:58.880 --> 0:34:59.480
<v Speaker 7>an ice pie.

0:35:00.280 --> 0:35:02.279
<v Speaker 2>Though you didn't try and take it through an airport.

0:35:01.920 --> 0:35:05.680
<v Speaker 7>He smuggled it in the Channel seven van or something.

0:35:06.080 --> 0:35:07.719
<v Speaker 2>Oh well, I take that back. He's in the top three,

0:35:08.360 --> 0:35:10.680
<v Speaker 2>top five, top five.

0:35:11.800 --> 0:35:13.319
<v Speaker 1>Okay, well I'll go first.

0:35:13.360 --> 0:35:14.719
<v Speaker 2>Cassie sayings Bretty to get back to you.

0:35:14.800 --> 0:35:16.399
<v Speaker 1>All right, have an update. I've got half a point

0:35:16.440 --> 0:35:18.080
<v Speaker 1>because Cassie followed me back on TikTok.

0:35:18.560 --> 0:35:21.400
<v Speaker 2>She followed me too, because I wasn't even the one

0:35:21.440 --> 0:35:22.319
<v Speaker 2>trying to contact.

0:35:22.000 --> 0:35:25.360
<v Speaker 1>Okay, Cassie followed me and I did. Remember I commented

0:35:25.360 --> 0:35:27.600
<v Speaker 1>on a video saying Cassie, please follow me back now

0:35:27.680 --> 0:35:32.040
<v Speaker 1>because I messaged you. Well, I messaged her and I said, Cassie,

0:35:32.160 --> 0:35:34.520
<v Speaker 1>big fan of your work, which I guess is drug smuggling.

0:35:36.239 --> 0:35:38.040
<v Speaker 1>So I guess I just complimented top job on that

0:35:38.080 --> 0:35:40.319
<v Speaker 1>one cat you did real well, actually you bungled that

0:35:40.400 --> 0:35:44.439
<v Speaker 1>up for a year. Here is that all she spent?

0:35:44.600 --> 0:35:44.839
<v Speaker 11>More?

0:35:45.239 --> 0:35:46.120
<v Speaker 1>How did she get out?

0:35:47.560 --> 0:35:49.839
<v Speaker 7>She was all of a sudden, she.

0:35:51.440 --> 0:35:54.759
<v Speaker 2>How long she was in Carabra can That was my girl,

0:35:54.800 --> 0:35:56.360
<v Speaker 2>that was your that was your smuggler.

0:35:56.800 --> 0:35:59.319
<v Speaker 1>Anyway, I said, we love you and throwing this, I said,

0:35:59.360 --> 0:36:01.680
<v Speaker 1>me and my co host love how open you are

0:36:01.800 --> 0:36:04.920
<v Speaker 1>with your partner because you know gay nice And then

0:36:04.920 --> 0:36:05.759
<v Speaker 1>she didn't reply, So.

0:36:07.600 --> 0:36:10.719
<v Speaker 2>Really show its do you reckon. She does it? Tell

0:36:10.719 --> 0:36:12.920
<v Speaker 2>you on Instagram TikTok of its red.

0:36:13.800 --> 0:36:16.719
<v Speaker 1>It doesn't, it doesn't. Where was Where was the cocaine

0:36:16.760 --> 0:36:17.520
<v Speaker 1>on her body?

0:36:17.840 --> 0:36:19.640
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. It was your tails? Sorry, bra?

0:36:19.880 --> 0:36:20.440
<v Speaker 7>Luggage?

0:36:20.960 --> 0:36:23.080
<v Speaker 1>Luggage all right? So if I get any samsonight ads,

0:36:23.080 --> 0:36:23.799
<v Speaker 1>I'll send him her work.

0:36:23.840 --> 0:36:25.400
<v Speaker 2>I can't remember off the top of my head, but

0:36:25.440 --> 0:36:27.240
<v Speaker 2>I don't think it was just a little bit of cocaine.

0:36:27.239 --> 0:36:27.880
<v Speaker 2>It's quite a hep.

0:36:28.360 --> 0:36:30.399
<v Speaker 1>What you nickname cocaine? You hope?

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<v Speaker 3>So she smuggled five point eight kilos in eighteen separate

0:36:35.080 --> 0:36:37.920
<v Speaker 3>packages of headphones, the.

0:36:37.960 --> 0:36:42.799
<v Speaker 2>Perfect Lie and for us what brand headphones? Yeah? Sand

0:36:42.840 --> 0:36:45.640
<v Speaker 2>highs bo oh? Are you going to send a bump?

0:36:45.719 --> 0:36:45.879
<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

0:36:45.880 --> 0:36:48.480
<v Speaker 1>I'll send a bump. Now, can you send a voice message?

0:36:48.520 --> 0:36:49.360
<v Speaker 1>That'd be good, wouldn't it.

0:36:49.360 --> 0:36:51.920
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I don't really use TikTok DM No.

0:36:52.840 --> 0:36:56.520
<v Speaker 1>I'll do voice to text. Hey, Cassie, Comma just checking

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<v Speaker 1>in Queen. Exclamation point, We love what you do. Exclamation

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<v Speaker 1>point next week would work for recording time if that

0:37:04.719 --> 0:37:07.400
<v Speaker 1>suits you and you're not busy in prison. Full stop?

0:37:07.480 --> 0:37:13.480
<v Speaker 1>Thanks perfect de codd Well it put according in instead

0:37:13.480 --> 0:37:14.399
<v Speaker 1>of according, but that's fine.

0:37:14.440 --> 0:37:16.680
<v Speaker 2>I can fix that after I never used voice to text.

0:37:17.480 --> 0:37:19.480
<v Speaker 2>The only time I ever used voice to text, and when

0:37:19.440 --> 0:37:20.960
<v Speaker 2>I don't know how to spell a word, and like

0:37:21.200 --> 0:37:23.440
<v Speaker 2>auto correct is not helping me. So my housemate just

0:37:23.480 --> 0:37:26.160
<v Speaker 2>hears me in my bedroom, just mid sentence, be like

0:37:26.280 --> 0:37:29.680
<v Speaker 2>crescent and it spells the word for me. Similarly, how

0:37:29.680 --> 0:37:36.480
<v Speaker 2>the do you spell that? Now? My drug smugglers alleged alleged, alleged.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, it's it's the artist, the girl that she sings.

0:37:42.719 --> 0:37:43.560
<v Speaker 1>That's that hot song.

0:37:43.800 --> 0:37:46.359
<v Speaker 2>You've double booked yourself another radio interview, have you yes?

0:37:47.600 --> 0:37:49.600
<v Speaker 2>Who's no?

0:37:53.480 --> 0:37:57.319
<v Speaker 1>That's genuine. She walks into the Jones Avana studio, puss out,

0:38:01.120 --> 0:38:04.080
<v Speaker 1>five am Jones. He pulls up on his motorbike, be

0:38:04.120 --> 0:38:07.279
<v Speaker 1>doing an interview right now? She can He sees generator desk.

0:38:10.560 --> 0:38:16.319
<v Speaker 2>I am, and she's just there fanning herself love, hair

0:38:16.360 --> 0:38:20.040
<v Speaker 2>blowing in the wind, and and he's like, we really

0:38:20.040 --> 0:38:21.239
<v Speaker 2>can't be putting a ship like this.

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<v Speaker 1>Out there, My god, Jonesy, we love you. Yeah, do

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<v Speaker 1>you want to sit through the interview? What do you

0:38:27.520 --> 0:38:28.840
<v Speaker 1>want to do because it's in two minutes?

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<v Speaker 2>Well no, my preference a bit of cancel the bitch

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<v Speaker 2>and we're just not talking.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't cancel any meally, that song's hot. We'll be

0:38:37.760 --> 0:38:40.840
<v Speaker 1>we'll cut this out. Thank you so much for having me.

0:38:40.920 --> 0:38:43.000
<v Speaker 1>It was great to meet you. Yeah, you too, and

0:38:43.040 --> 0:38:44.759
<v Speaker 1>you are killing it, honest to god, so good to

0:38:44.800 --> 0:38:47.600
<v Speaker 1>see it. Thank you, good to see you. We'll talk soon.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Bye, Brian, Bye, guys.

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<v Speaker 4>Bye.

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<v Speaker 1>Alright, I'm done. I fake laughed for about ten minutes.

0:38:54.120 --> 0:38:57.399
<v Speaker 1>Now we're back. Mike back on. Hello, Jenny you back?

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry?

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<v Speaker 1>Hello?

0:38:58.920 --> 0:38:59.560
<v Speaker 2>Where were we?

0:39:00.080 --> 0:39:01.759
<v Speaker 1>Chappelle Corby over the bar?

0:39:01.840 --> 0:39:04.520
<v Speaker 2>I love it? Oh yeah, Chappelle Corby. So nothing from

0:39:04.560 --> 0:39:08.239
<v Speaker 2>Cassie Sainsbury again. Cassi hinged her, but no need to

0:39:08.239 --> 0:39:11.279
<v Speaker 2>ping Chapelle. She got back to me. No, because, as

0:39:11.320 --> 0:39:13.200
<v Speaker 2>you know, she already followed me on Instagram. She's a fan.

0:39:14.880 --> 0:39:16.080
<v Speaker 2>And yep she got back to me.

0:39:16.480 --> 0:39:17.160
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god.

0:39:17.400 --> 0:39:19.879
<v Speaker 2>So if you weren't listening last week, I messaged her

0:39:19.920 --> 0:39:23.520
<v Speaker 2>first inviting her on the show. This is what I said, Hi, Chappelle,

0:39:23.560 --> 0:39:25.440
<v Speaker 2>it's Mitchell here. I just wanted to let you know.

0:39:25.480 --> 0:39:27.560
<v Speaker 2>We were chatting on the podcast about people who follow

0:39:27.640 --> 0:39:30.040
<v Speaker 2>us on Instagram, and my big flex was that Chappelle call.

0:39:30.120 --> 0:39:33.360
<v Speaker 2>He follows me, My co hosts were so bitter, bitter

0:39:33.600 --> 0:39:36.360
<v Speaker 2>with jealousy. You have no idea, So anyway, we just

0:39:36.360 --> 0:39:37.680
<v Speaker 2>wanted to invite you on. If you ever want to

0:39:37.719 --> 0:39:40.799
<v Speaker 2>come on for a chat, the airwaves are yours, Chappelle.

0:39:41.640 --> 0:39:43.160
<v Speaker 1>A good cell, A good cell from you.

0:39:43.320 --> 0:39:46.439
<v Speaker 2>It was very inviting, I thought, and not long after

0:39:46.520 --> 0:39:50.080
<v Speaker 2>I left this building, she replied, almost instantly. Didn't take

0:39:50.120 --> 0:39:52.319
<v Speaker 2>her long to get back to me. I'm sure she

0:39:52.400 --> 0:39:55.160
<v Speaker 2>was so excited to get a message from me. This

0:39:55.280 --> 0:39:56.640
<v Speaker 2>is what she said. Okay, you're ready for them.

0:39:56.680 --> 0:39:57.600
<v Speaker 1>And a voice message too.

0:39:57.760 --> 0:39:59.720
<v Speaker 2>Yep, I got a voice message from Chapelle.

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<v Speaker 5>Hello, Mitchell. Yes, I do follow you. I think you're fabulous.

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<v Speaker 5>I just love you, and I love the fact that

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<v Speaker 5>you're from like originally you're from a place called Bogan

0:40:12.840 --> 0:40:16.520
<v Speaker 5>And hey, me and my sister we're the biggest Bogan's out.

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you for inviting me on for a chat. But

0:40:20.680 --> 0:40:25.160
<v Speaker 5>I will decline that I don't think I'm the best speaker,

0:40:25.800 --> 0:40:29.160
<v Speaker 5>so I won't embarrass myself any further than needed at

0:40:29.200 --> 0:40:32.680
<v Speaker 5>the moment. But thank you so much, Mitchell. And hi

0:40:32.760 --> 0:40:39.399
<v Speaker 5>to your co hosts. I do see them through your instagrams,

0:40:39.680 --> 0:40:42.919
<v Speaker 5>so they're not they're not forgotten or they're not not known,

0:40:43.400 --> 0:40:47.680
<v Speaker 5>they are there. So cheers to you and happy Rose

0:40:47.680 --> 0:40:47.960
<v Speaker 5>a day.

0:40:48.239 --> 0:40:55.680
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, Oh I got a reply from Chapel.

0:40:55.880 --> 0:41:00.719
<v Speaker 2>Holy she Yeah, we're all pals now of us. I know,

0:41:01.120 --> 0:41:03.279
<v Speaker 2>I don't know your names. Couldn't care less you died,

0:41:03.480 --> 0:41:05.320
<v Speaker 2>But she didn't wear.

0:41:05.280 --> 0:41:07.120
<v Speaker 1>She sounds like a high five actor.

0:41:07.320 --> 0:41:07.799
<v Speaker 5>She does.

0:41:08.080 --> 0:41:10.280
<v Speaker 2>She's quite. She's quite perky.

0:41:10.320 --> 0:41:11.480
<v Speaker 1>Isn't she very perky?

0:41:12.200 --> 0:41:15.080
<v Speaker 5>Hello Mitchell, Yes, I do follow you.

0:41:15.160 --> 0:41:17.680
<v Speaker 2>I think it's fabulous. I know what she means when

0:41:17.680 --> 0:41:19.480
<v Speaker 2>she says she's not a great speaker and doesn't want

0:41:19.480 --> 0:41:22.600
<v Speaker 2>to embarrass herself. I don't see anything bad about that.

0:41:22.800 --> 0:41:24.600
<v Speaker 7>Great completely agree.

0:41:24.719 --> 0:41:26.839
<v Speaker 2>She came in for I don't know if she had

0:41:26.840 --> 0:41:28.680
<v Speaker 2>followed me on Instagram at this point, but when I

0:41:28.719 --> 0:41:30.520
<v Speaker 2>still worked for Carlin Jackie. Oh, she came in for

0:41:30.520 --> 0:41:34.120
<v Speaker 2>an interview and it was very compelling. It was chappelling,

0:41:35.560 --> 0:41:38.400
<v Speaker 2>and I don't think she was a bad speaker. Granted

0:41:38.440 --> 0:41:40.960
<v Speaker 2>she was, you know, talking about the whole prison said

0:41:40.960 --> 0:41:41.760
<v Speaker 2>she was a bit emotional.

0:41:41.840 --> 0:41:43.520
<v Speaker 1>She's a sweetheart. If you go you don't know who

0:41:43.560 --> 0:41:45.839
<v Speaker 1>Chappelle Corby is. If you're an international listener, probably should

0:41:45.840 --> 0:41:47.640
<v Speaker 1>have set this up. She is lovely.

0:41:47.719 --> 0:41:49.120
<v Speaker 2>I think we made it quiet clear when we said

0:41:49.120 --> 0:41:50.520
<v Speaker 2>she's the most famous drug smuggler.

0:41:51.120 --> 0:41:55.319
<v Speaker 1>She smuggled quite a ship tourn of marijuana into BALI.

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<v Speaker 2>Can you find the interview with Carlin Jackie?

0:41:57.400 --> 0:41:57.799
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay.

0:41:57.920 --> 0:41:59.879
<v Speaker 2>Also, I'm sure it's on YouTube because I put it there.

0:42:00.080 --> 0:42:02.120
<v Speaker 1>So she smuggled marijuana in a boogiey board. She was

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<v Speaker 1>caught and she served i think ten years in prison,

0:42:04.040 --> 0:42:05.120
<v Speaker 1>but they were going to kill her. She had the

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<v Speaker 1>death sentence.

0:42:05.880 --> 0:42:07.279
<v Speaker 2>Remember how many years she was there, but it was

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<v Speaker 2>a long time.

0:42:08.520 --> 0:42:10.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, oh yeah, I think maybe twenty years.

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<v Speaker 5>Sam.

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<v Speaker 2>Can you check? Sorry to would it kill us to

0:42:13.719 --> 0:42:14.799
<v Speaker 2>do our own research prior?

0:42:15.080 --> 0:42:20.640
<v Speaker 5>No, My mind like literally for about four years catatonic,

0:42:20.960 --> 0:42:26.560
<v Speaker 5>really because you to me, if I couldn't speak speak,

0:42:27.239 --> 0:42:29.600
<v Speaker 5>people would have to massage my feet in my hands

0:42:29.600 --> 0:42:31.960
<v Speaker 5>because that crampon was in such a hell in my

0:42:32.120 --> 0:42:37.439
<v Speaker 5>mind and it's just really hard. Sorry, I'm gonna cry.

0:42:37.880 --> 0:42:42.040
<v Speaker 5>Mental illness is real and a lot of people accused

0:42:42.040 --> 0:42:48.640
<v Speaker 5>me of faking this. And look if I if I

0:42:48.640 --> 0:42:53.319
<v Speaker 5>could have lived without mental illness, oh god, my mind

0:42:53.360 --> 0:42:55.040
<v Speaker 5>would be so much better. My life would be better.

0:42:55.120 --> 0:42:57.120
<v Speaker 5>Mercedes didn't I wouldn't have had to go through what

0:42:57.200 --> 0:43:00.760
<v Speaker 5>she had to go through. She'd actually asleep in prison

0:43:01.640 --> 0:43:04.200
<v Speaker 5>a couple of times with me because I just could not.

0:43:04.840 --> 0:43:08.160
<v Speaker 5>She couldn't shower, I couldn't eat, I couldn't I was catatonic.

0:43:08.400 --> 0:43:10.520
<v Speaker 1>This was her first interview since she left prison, right.

0:43:10.480 --> 0:43:13.759
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the very first one as a psychologist. You had both, Yeah,

0:43:13.800 --> 0:43:15.719
<v Speaker 2>so even when she was super emotional, she wasn't a

0:43:15.719 --> 0:43:18.640
<v Speaker 2>bad speaking whatever. I can copy the rejection, I'll take

0:43:18.640 --> 0:43:18.960
<v Speaker 2>the hint.

0:43:19.040 --> 0:43:21.360
<v Speaker 1>And you know what, I think, I'm proud of you

0:43:21.360 --> 0:43:23.600
<v Speaker 1>as well for talking about your your growing up, in

0:43:23.640 --> 0:43:24.600
<v Speaker 1>your childhood in the Bogan.

0:43:26.280 --> 0:43:28.160
<v Speaker 2>You know, she's clearly not a die hard. Is she

0:43:28.719 --> 0:43:29.840
<v Speaker 2>come from a town called Bogan?

0:43:29.920 --> 0:43:30.919
<v Speaker 1>She's not a die hard?

0:43:31.440 --> 0:43:31.799
<v Speaker 13>All right?

0:43:31.800 --> 0:43:34.000
<v Speaker 1>Well give me the other criminal to DM.

0:43:35.640 --> 0:43:37.440
<v Speaker 2>Come on, they would have had to have been released

0:43:37.440 --> 0:43:40.600
<v Speaker 2>from prison. Yeah, okay, here do we have Matthew Newton?

0:43:41.480 --> 0:43:44.279
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, imagine if we just hit all the

0:43:44.320 --> 0:43:48.239
<v Speaker 2>Newton family obviously, Bert, Yeah, you can't message Burt.

0:43:48.600 --> 0:43:49.680
<v Speaker 1>He won't get back to us.

0:43:50.040 --> 0:43:56.520
<v Speaker 2>I'm getting they board. Yeah, can we try? And we've

0:43:56.520 --> 0:43:58.520
<v Speaker 2>got to get John Edward or some psychic on to

0:43:58.520 --> 0:44:01.080
<v Speaker 2>try and cross over to Bert Newton and say, hey, mate,

0:44:01.080 --> 0:44:02.680
<v Speaker 2>can you ask Patty to reply to.

0:44:04.160 --> 0:44:07.399
<v Speaker 1>If that's how we get to it? Oh imagine? All right,

0:44:07.440 --> 0:44:09.399
<v Speaker 1>well is that us done? Goodness me, we've got a

0:44:09.440 --> 0:44:11.960
<v Speaker 1>tight our criminal arc in a nice little bar.

0:44:12.640 --> 0:44:14.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's a no from Chappelle. So we're back to

0:44:14.960 --> 0:44:17.400
<v Speaker 2>the drawing board. But hey, we do have some guests

0:44:17.400 --> 0:44:18.200
<v Speaker 2>coming on next week.

0:44:18.680 --> 0:44:19.000
<v Speaker 1>We do.

0:44:19.239 --> 0:44:21.520
<v Speaker 2>Yes, you remember my old podcast and My Cup of

0:44:21.520 --> 0:44:23.279
<v Speaker 2>Tea I.

0:44:23.280 --> 0:44:25.640
<v Speaker 1>Do after it was canceled by the Podcast Commission to

0:44:25.760 --> 0:44:28.920
<v Speaker 1>the podcast commission, it's like the Wizarding of Magic. What's

0:44:28.960 --> 0:44:29.239
<v Speaker 1>it called?

0:44:30.120 --> 0:44:30.279
<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

0:44:30.360 --> 0:44:33.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, they came down hard on my old podcast.

0:44:33.120 --> 0:44:36.160
<v Speaker 2>That makes you seemingly jealous today, doesn't a lot of

0:44:36.200 --> 0:44:38.000
<v Speaker 2>our listeners come from that podcast?

0:44:38.600 --> 0:44:40.719
<v Speaker 1>Two of them? Two of them?

0:44:41.080 --> 0:44:44.000
<v Speaker 2>Anyhow, Our good friend Talisia Vescio, who I used to

0:44:44.040 --> 0:44:45.680
<v Speaker 2>do not My covered Tea with, she's got a new

0:44:45.719 --> 0:44:48.799
<v Speaker 2>podcast here without mate, Oscar. So they're going to be

0:44:48.800 --> 0:44:52.920
<v Speaker 2>both coming in here next week. Party Games podcast, that's

0:44:52.920 --> 0:44:53.439
<v Speaker 2>what they've called.

0:44:53.440 --> 0:44:55.799
<v Speaker 1>And what can I challenge him to bring something to

0:44:55.840 --> 0:44:56.840
<v Speaker 1>the table on the show.

0:44:57.000 --> 0:44:58.480
<v Speaker 2>You can do what you like, Oscar.

0:44:58.520 --> 0:45:00.640
<v Speaker 1>If you're getting this audio, i'd like get a jingle

0:45:00.640 --> 0:45:04.080
<v Speaker 1>written for is it just me the podcast? It doesn't

0:45:04.080 --> 0:45:05.480
<v Speaker 1>have to be a full song, just a jingle.

0:45:05.920 --> 0:45:07.440
<v Speaker 2>Well, I don't know if he listens, to be honest,

0:45:07.480 --> 0:45:10.560
<v Speaker 2>as much as where he's supporting their podcast, party games

0:45:10.640 --> 0:45:12.520
<v Speaker 2>podcast is what it's called. Well, you know what, don't

0:45:12.520 --> 0:45:14.000
<v Speaker 2>if he listened, so he might not get that message.

0:45:14.000 --> 0:45:15.359
<v Speaker 2>You can just put him on the spot next week.

0:45:15.400 --> 0:45:16.880
<v Speaker 1>I agree. Yeah, if I can do it, he can

0:45:16.960 --> 0:45:17.120
<v Speaker 1>do it.

0:45:17.160 --> 0:45:17.680
<v Speaker 2>He can rip it.

0:45:17.760 --> 0:45:19.399
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's right, all right, we'll have them next week.

0:45:19.480 --> 0:45:20.200
<v Speaker 1>That's very exciting.

0:45:20.239 --> 0:45:20.799
<v Speaker 2>I love that show.

0:45:20.920 --> 0:45:23.120
<v Speaker 1>That's really cool. Otherwise, we're going to get out of

0:45:23.120 --> 0:45:25.120
<v Speaker 1>here guys for episode ninety six.

0:45:25.239 --> 0:45:27.319
<v Speaker 2>Yep, ninety six done and dust that. Don't forget to

0:45:27.360 --> 0:45:29.000
<v Speaker 2>head to our merchs or if you want to look

0:45:29.040 --> 0:45:29.960
<v Speaker 2>at what we've got an offer.

0:45:30.200 --> 0:45:34.560
<v Speaker 1>Yep. It's all available now to buy exlusively. The new

0:45:34.680 --> 0:45:35.800
<v Speaker 1>me is yours.

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<v Speaker 2>Get your orders in before the end of February. It's

0:45:38.880 --> 0:45:40.160
<v Speaker 2>in the future. Tough ticks.

0:45:40.239 --> 0:45:43.280
<v Speaker 1>Get your pop sockers and pop them out. It pops

0:45:43.280 --> 0:45:46.360
<v Speaker 1>out pussy when she enters WSFM. Oh my god, we

0:45:46.400 --> 0:45:48.080
<v Speaker 1>will see you next week. Please leave us a review

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<v Speaker 1>as well. Five stars keeps us going. We'd love that.

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<v Speaker 1>You can do it now on Spotify. I did it

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<v Speaker 1>on the weekend.

0:45:52.000 --> 0:45:54.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what do we want them to leave on Spotify? Bradley?

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<v Speaker 2>What was it again?

0:45:56.080 --> 0:45:58.600
<v Speaker 1>Yes, that's the one five stars.

0:45:58.880 --> 0:46:01.239
<v Speaker 2>Yep, they now do five that. If you want to

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<v Speaker 2>leave one of the Spotify please do andertification bell so

0:46:05.320 --> 0:46:07.640
<v Speaker 2>you get a notification every time there's a new episode

0:46:07.640 --> 0:46:10.359
<v Speaker 2>on Spotify. I've just got the Spotify Education down hat

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<v Speaker 2>Now leave us.

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<v Speaker 1>Aview on Apple?

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<v Speaker 2>On Apple?

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<v Speaker 1>What else do you do? Other apps?

0:46:16.960 --> 0:46:17.400
<v Speaker 2>Are there?

0:46:18.719 --> 0:46:19.120
<v Speaker 9>We leave?

0:46:19.160 --> 0:46:19.680
<v Speaker 2>That's what we do.

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<v Speaker 1>Good Bye you next week.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you for listening.

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<v Speaker 1>Bye? Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 2>A podcast by a couple of.

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<v Speaker 1>Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast A.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to a d D brief. This is our secret segment.

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<v Speaker 2>On the end we be ten weeks on and then

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<v Speaker 2>let our ad D go.

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<v Speaker 1>While return we're done. Then pot twist.

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<v Speaker 2>We're not We're not No, we're not nothing in this bit.

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<v Speaker 2>We just ye talk shit. When are you going to

0:47:05.840 --> 0:47:08.040
<v Speaker 2>get an official ADHD diagnosis?

0:47:08.080 --> 0:47:10.560
<v Speaker 1>Do you think me? I've asked my doctor. They climb.

0:47:10.560 --> 0:47:11.200
<v Speaker 1>I don't need it.

0:47:12.520 --> 0:47:14.160
<v Speaker 2>I think you need a second opinion. You're the most

0:47:14.200 --> 0:47:15.120
<v Speaker 2>eighty person I know.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think so.

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<v Speaker 2>While we come alive in this secret segment.

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<v Speaker 1>I just think I'm extremely extremely talented.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, I think you need a second.

0:47:23.480 --> 0:47:24.880
<v Speaker 2>You don't have to be one or the other. You

0:47:24.880 --> 0:47:25.960
<v Speaker 2>don't have to make a choice.

0:47:26.000 --> 0:47:29.640
<v Speaker 1>Good point. No, I asked my day you are I

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<v Speaker 1>asked my doctor and he said he's a professional opinion.

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<v Speaker 1>He doesn't think I need to be checked. I could

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<v Speaker 1>fake it. No, don't do make it. No, you don't

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<v Speaker 1>take it? Fake it no?

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<v Speaker 2>No, Okay, did you hear that Jonesy has stolen our

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<v Speaker 2>idea and he's taking Jenna for a driving lesson to

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<v Speaker 2>get her one on one?

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<v Speaker 7>Ah, what's happening Jenna?

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<v Speaker 1>If you get in that car? He turns the radio

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<v Speaker 1>and Jones he asked the sett I yuck.

0:48:00.080 --> 0:48:05.480
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, we are run with this joke. Do

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<v Speaker 2>you drive an automatic?

0:48:06.560 --> 0:48:10.080
<v Speaker 1>Why is there a big gishick in your pants?

0:48:10.239 --> 0:48:12.319
<v Speaker 2>That's what you get for bagging the branding of our show,

0:48:12.400 --> 0:48:15.960
<v Speaker 2>Jones make wild and baseless rumors about you.

0:48:16.040 --> 0:48:19.000
<v Speaker 1>Poor Jonesy. He has been happily married to his beautiful life.

0:48:19.200 --> 0:48:26.759
<v Speaker 1>He's got many years daughter, a thandral close thander, and

0:48:26.800 --> 0:48:29.279
<v Speaker 1>he's a lovely household man and I take out all

0:48:29.320 --> 0:48:32.120
<v Speaker 1>my negative it's all a joke, going good, all fun.

0:48:32.160 --> 0:48:33.719
<v Speaker 1>He worked with the man of Keiller. He gets a joke.

0:48:35.960 --> 0:48:37.120
<v Speaker 1>They really fucked our branding.

0:48:38.520 --> 0:48:39.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, thanks for that, Jonesy.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it just me with a couple of mitches with Jenna, No.

0:48:44.520 --> 0:48:46.479
<v Speaker 2>It's it's our Instagram handled a couple of mitches because

0:48:46.480 --> 0:48:48.040
<v Speaker 2>that's more fun. Exactly right, then?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it just me?

0:48:49.040 --> 0:48:51.520
<v Speaker 2>Podcast? One word? That's a lot too. We are already taken too.

0:48:51.520 --> 0:48:52.880
<v Speaker 2>We should do an update on you know how we

0:48:52.880 --> 0:48:55.919
<v Speaker 2>listened to the other Is it just poc Yes, very

0:48:55.920 --> 0:48:59.400
<v Speaker 2>popular podcast name I Reckon. It's been about a year

0:48:59.440 --> 0:49:01.400
<v Speaker 2>since we last listen to the others, so there's probably

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<v Speaker 2>more now.

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<v Speaker 7>When you've got your appendix out.

0:49:04.280 --> 0:49:06.200
<v Speaker 2>Oh that's right. We were in my bed. Yes, that

0:49:06.320 --> 0:49:08.000
<v Speaker 2>was around That was like a couple of weeks before

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<v Speaker 2>my artiograph.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, you're right. What a mess you have searched?

0:49:10.080 --> 0:49:11.960
<v Speaker 1>Is it just me? Let's just we can do it later.

0:49:11.960 --> 0:49:13.200
<v Speaker 1>But I just want to see if there's any on

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<v Speaker 1>the surface.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, oh oh my god, they do. They look

0:49:17.200 --> 0:49:19.560
<v Speaker 2>unfamiliar to you. There's new ones unfamiliar to me.

0:49:19.760 --> 0:49:21.759
<v Speaker 1>And then out we obviously the top number one? Is

0:49:21.800 --> 0:49:23.319
<v Speaker 1>it just me? We weren't when we start, or we've

0:49:23.360 --> 0:49:25.879
<v Speaker 1>climbed at the top. Is it just me? With Joe

0:49:25.880 --> 0:49:27.920
<v Speaker 1>Elvin who is a friend of the show. She's been

0:49:28.000 --> 0:49:30.080
<v Speaker 1>number two, she's now number three. We have a new

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<v Speaker 1>second time that Is It Just Me? A podcast by

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<v Speaker 1>may Dang?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh No, I don't think we have played that.

0:49:38.280 --> 0:49:38.440
<v Speaker 13>But I.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't actually know if you're right in saying that when

0:49:42.320 --> 0:49:44.080
<v Speaker 2>you search us, we come up as number one. I

0:49:44.080 --> 0:49:47.520
<v Speaker 2>think the search result is tailored to like your browsing history,

0:49:47.760 --> 0:49:49.880
<v Speaker 2>because you know how you said that that other chick

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<v Speaker 2>the what is that? Is it just Me? By may Dang? Yes,

0:49:54.960 --> 0:49:57.120
<v Speaker 2>may Dang, you said that that comes up second? Been

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<v Speaker 2>on mine?

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<v Speaker 5>What?

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<v Speaker 7>No, it doesn't on mine?

0:49:59.560 --> 0:50:00.080
<v Speaker 10>I mean our.

0:50:00.080 --> 0:50:02.160
<v Speaker 2>Obviously comes up first, but I reckon the order is

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<v Speaker 2>different depending on so like if a total stranger that's

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<v Speaker 2>never heard of this podcast would were to search it,

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<v Speaker 2>I reckon we might not come up first.

0:50:09.360 --> 0:50:11.279
<v Speaker 1>No, we'd have the most listens, of course it.

0:50:11.320 --> 0:50:14.279
<v Speaker 2>Was obviously if it's a game of most listeners would

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<v Speaker 2>be out by a bloody mine.

0:50:15.680 --> 0:50:17.640
<v Speaker 1>Here, Well, they're not searching the stock exchange would be

0:50:17.640 --> 0:50:19.239
<v Speaker 1>at the top of that. If you were searchers. Are just.

0:50:20.800 --> 0:50:23.600
<v Speaker 2>Guy Alex Frost that was on Survivor?

0:50:23.760 --> 0:50:27.239
<v Speaker 1>No? Oh, No, I didn't. I didn't.

0:50:27.320 --> 0:50:30.640
<v Speaker 2>I told you the story. He was in my class

0:50:30.680 --> 0:50:36.399
<v Speaker 2>at the radio school. Get Out Sam Bachelorette turned Home

0:50:36.440 --> 0:50:37.000
<v Speaker 2>and Away.

0:50:36.840 --> 0:50:38.600
<v Speaker 1>Star Sam Fross younger brother.

0:50:38.719 --> 0:50:40.760
<v Speaker 2>Yes, Alex Frost absolutely gorgeous.

0:50:40.800 --> 0:50:41.120
<v Speaker 1>By the way.

0:50:41.520 --> 0:50:43.520
<v Speaker 2>I did a YouTube video with him on my YouTube channel.

0:50:43.560 --> 0:50:45.840
<v Speaker 2>It was like taking straight guys gay clubbing.

0:50:45.960 --> 0:50:46.200
<v Speaker 1>Ah.

0:50:46.560 --> 0:50:48.120
<v Speaker 2>Oh was that him? Yeah?

0:50:48.280 --> 0:50:49.880
<v Speaker 1>Oh, he's quite the looker. Yeah.

0:50:49.920 --> 0:50:52.640
<v Speaker 2>But here's the thing. So he was in my class

0:50:52.680 --> 0:50:56.239
<v Speaker 2>at the Australian Film Television Radio School. Yeah, And we

0:50:56.239 --> 0:50:59.680
<v Speaker 2>were obviously in the radio class and we started talking

0:50:59.719 --> 0:51:02.200
<v Speaker 2>about like it was one of her first days. And

0:51:02.239 --> 0:51:05.919
<v Speaker 2>they said to us, right, so who do you think

0:51:06.000 --> 0:51:07.920
<v Speaker 2>does a good job at radio? And who do you

0:51:07.920 --> 0:51:11.520
<v Speaker 2>think does a bad job at radio? Yeah, And at

0:51:11.560 --> 0:51:14.520
<v Speaker 2>the time, his darling sister, Sam Frost was on air

0:51:14.600 --> 0:51:19.520
<v Speaker 2>today fan the Breakfast with Sam Show, Sam Show, and

0:51:20.200 --> 0:51:22.480
<v Speaker 2>not knowing that her blood relative was in the room,

0:51:22.520 --> 0:51:25.200
<v Speaker 2>my bag the absolute fuck out of Rove and Sam.

0:51:25.360 --> 0:51:27.359
<v Speaker 7>Oh, and the teacher was just.

0:51:27.280 --> 0:51:29.160
<v Speaker 2>Giving me this look in her eyes like shut up,

0:51:29.239 --> 0:51:32.239
<v Speaker 2>I we you, I shut your dog mouth because I

0:51:32.400 --> 0:51:34.720
<v Speaker 2>was just like, there, they don't know what they're doing.

0:51:34.800 --> 0:51:36.560
<v Speaker 2>They don't even listen to each other. The banter is

0:51:36.600 --> 0:51:39.520
<v Speaker 2>so shit. They just sound so amateur, and I was

0:51:39.560 --> 0:51:41.600
<v Speaker 2>just hurling all the insults. And then I'm pretty sure

0:51:41.600 --> 0:51:44.560
<v Speaker 2>at one stage I said, it's specially Sam. She's so

0:51:44.680 --> 0:51:47.000
<v Speaker 2>out of her death I feel bad for her. She

0:51:47.040 --> 0:51:48.960
<v Speaker 2>accepted this job for Cloud but has no idea what

0:51:48.960 --> 0:51:51.279
<v Speaker 2>she's doing. And then eventually a few weeks later, I

0:51:51.280 --> 0:51:55.040
<v Speaker 2>found out that, oh god, Sam Frost's brother in the class,

0:51:55.120 --> 0:51:55.640
<v Speaker 2>any one.

0:51:55.520 --> 0:51:58.640
<v Speaker 1>Of her family actually loved her. They had put her

0:51:58.680 --> 0:52:01.160
<v Speaker 1>out of her misery until that she has the talent

0:52:01.200 --> 0:52:01.880
<v Speaker 1>of an armadillo.

0:52:02.160 --> 0:52:04.439
<v Speaker 2>I'd be embarrassed to be related to that. Mile.

0:52:05.000 --> 0:52:09.120
<v Speaker 1>Imagine turning up to whatever education you have every day

0:52:09.160 --> 0:52:11.200
<v Speaker 1>knowing that your sister is that bitch.

0:52:13.280 --> 0:52:15.040
<v Speaker 2>And then he gave me a lift home from class ones.

0:52:16.000 --> 0:52:18.160
<v Speaker 2>And that was when Robin Sam were on air at

0:52:18.239 --> 0:52:20.000
<v Speaker 2>nighttime at Today M and Robin Sam right, and I

0:52:20.000 --> 0:52:21.640
<v Speaker 2>was like, oh, yes, this is on. I love that show.

0:52:21.760 --> 0:52:24.280
<v Speaker 2>I'm hoping to erase the memory of everything I said prior.

0:52:25.160 --> 0:52:26.920
<v Speaker 2>Love them. They're so going aleck.

0:52:27.000 --> 0:52:30.480
<v Speaker 1>She was listening to his sister in the car Well.

0:52:30.520 --> 0:52:33.040
<v Speaker 2>His radio is on TODAYFM, and they're on air at

0:52:33.040 --> 0:52:34.640
<v Speaker 2>that time. I mean, no one listens to night radio

0:52:34.680 --> 0:52:36.680
<v Speaker 2>on purpose. This is by accident.

0:52:38.480 --> 0:52:42.840
<v Speaker 1>It's my bread and butter. Got that expression, it's my

0:52:42.880 --> 0:52:45.319
<v Speaker 1>bread and butter. I don't even bry bread or buttter.

0:52:45.640 --> 0:52:46.960
<v Speaker 1>What's a modern day saying? If it's my.

0:52:46.880 --> 0:52:49.480
<v Speaker 2>Breathably ties in with the whole bread winner thing, like

0:52:49.520 --> 0:52:51.280
<v Speaker 2>it's it's what you do money or whatever.

0:52:51.680 --> 0:52:54.000
<v Speaker 1>One of the two most shopped items you buy.

0:52:54.080 --> 0:52:55.320
<v Speaker 2>With limes and toilet paper.

0:52:55.400 --> 0:52:57.520
<v Speaker 1>So you could go, oh, yeah, it's my lines and

0:52:57.560 --> 0:53:02.120
<v Speaker 1>toilet paper. Jenne would be it's my chain mail and

0:53:03.640 --> 0:53:06.320
<v Speaker 1>arsenic yep and bleach.

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<v Speaker 7>That's it would.

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<v Speaker 2>Be, it's my redheads and kerosene.

0:53:11.160 --> 0:53:15.640
<v Speaker 1>Like it's my homus and jabbani yogurt on the go back?

0:53:19.280 --> 0:53:22.280
<v Speaker 1>Have you had the high protein one. There's the problem

0:53:22.320 --> 0:53:23.879
<v Speaker 1>is you can't hold on them for too long because

0:53:23.880 --> 0:53:25.440
<v Speaker 1>then you know when you eat it and the pops cold.

0:53:25.440 --> 0:53:26.960
<v Speaker 1>But then you get to the part that you've been

0:53:26.960 --> 0:53:29.200
<v Speaker 1>holding and it's warm because your hand has warmed it up.

0:53:29.600 --> 0:53:30.160
<v Speaker 1>I hate that.

0:53:30.320 --> 0:53:33.200
<v Speaker 2>I never take my time with those things. I suck

0:53:33.280 --> 0:53:39.400
<v Speaker 2>it off then and there goodness, my partial to a quickie,

0:53:39.520 --> 0:53:43.960
<v Speaker 2>what flavor I picked to whoa what banana that wasn't

0:53:43.960 --> 0:53:44.360
<v Speaker 2>meant to be? Then?

0:53:45.960 --> 0:53:48.520
<v Speaker 1>Can I tell you something nuts. I'm gonna play you

0:53:48.560 --> 0:53:50.000
<v Speaker 1>a TikTok that I saw that I thought of you

0:53:50.040 --> 0:53:53.200
<v Speaker 1>straight away. I think I sent it to you. Yeah,

0:53:53.719 --> 0:53:56.080
<v Speaker 1>if I can't find it. You know the reason banana

0:53:56.239 --> 0:53:58.640
<v Speaker 1>flavoring banana essence or banana bab.

0:53:58.600 --> 0:54:00.439
<v Speaker 2>Banana banana quick?

0:54:00.520 --> 0:54:02.280
<v Speaker 1>Yes, but you know what I can get around banana

0:54:02.360 --> 0:54:05.560
<v Speaker 1>es quick. The reason why banana essence tastes nothing like

0:54:05.600 --> 0:54:07.759
<v Speaker 1>real banana because it really doesn't. It doesn't taste like

0:54:07.800 --> 0:54:09.640
<v Speaker 1>an actual banana. It tastes different.

0:54:09.719 --> 0:54:12.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's like watermelon flavor doesn't taste like watermelon exactly exactly.

0:54:13.000 --> 0:54:14.680
<v Speaker 1>But the reason the banana is just like that is

0:54:14.680 --> 0:54:17.560
<v Speaker 1>because there was a banana plague like in the sixties.

0:54:17.920 --> 0:54:19.800
<v Speaker 1>So they were so worried they were going to lose

0:54:19.960 --> 0:54:23.920
<v Speaker 1>actual banana that they had to create their own fake banana,

0:54:24.000 --> 0:54:25.319
<v Speaker 1>and that is why it tastes fake.

0:54:25.560 --> 0:54:28.680
<v Speaker 2>The banana flavoring is like the wish version, yes of bananas.

0:54:28.680 --> 0:54:30.480
<v Speaker 2>They tried to create it and just did not nail us.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, And that's just what has caught on. People got

0:54:32.640 --> 0:54:35.000
<v Speaker 1>so used in accustomed to the banana essence flavor that

0:54:35.040 --> 0:54:37.000
<v Speaker 1>they've kept it, but it is not actual banana.

0:54:37.120 --> 0:54:39.719
<v Speaker 2>I personally think that it's better the banana flavoring, even

0:54:39.760 --> 0:54:42.759
<v Speaker 2>though I'm quite partial to bananas. That's a last week.

0:54:44.360 --> 0:54:45.440
<v Speaker 2>I've been having them for breakfast.

0:54:45.480 --> 0:54:47.439
<v Speaker 1>I like, but I put bananas on my cereal every morning.

0:54:47.440 --> 0:54:51.239
<v Speaker 1>I love it. Really yeah, really good because bananas and

0:54:51.239 --> 0:54:52.360
<v Speaker 1>two fruits to my cereal.

0:54:52.480 --> 0:54:54.840
<v Speaker 2>Have you seen that TikTok that comedian male Buttle, You

0:54:54.880 --> 0:54:59.800
<v Speaker 2>know how she hosts. She hosts great Australian bacon. Of course,

0:55:00.360 --> 0:55:02.319
<v Speaker 2>her whole thing on TikTok at the moment is just

0:55:03.560 --> 0:55:05.759
<v Speaker 2>making fun of mums. Yeah, I've seen it, and it's

0:55:06.280 --> 0:55:08.640
<v Speaker 2>the TikTok just says, mum wants you to eat a banana.

0:55:08.840 --> 0:55:09.399
<v Speaker 1>What does it play?

0:55:09.440 --> 0:55:10.760
<v Speaker 2>It is it playing?

0:55:12.280 --> 0:55:14.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna turn around. Sorry it's on now. Yeah.

0:55:14.640 --> 0:55:16.359
<v Speaker 2>By the way, guys, we invested in new cord where

0:55:16.360 --> 0:55:19.400
<v Speaker 2>we can plug our phone. Then yeah, to the very

0:55:21.160 --> 0:55:22.200
<v Speaker 2>all right here it is.

0:55:22.600 --> 0:55:24.680
<v Speaker 14>That's what we're having for two and if you're still

0:55:24.760 --> 0:55:28.120
<v Speaker 14>hungry afterwards, have a banana. A dinner will be at

0:55:28.200 --> 0:55:31.600
<v Speaker 14>least forty five minutes. I have just put it in

0:55:31.600 --> 0:55:34.480
<v Speaker 14>the oven. If you are hungry, why don't you have

0:55:34.520 --> 0:55:37.280
<v Speaker 14>a banana to told yourself over this plenty of bananas.

0:55:37.440 --> 0:55:38.319
<v Speaker 7>Feeling a bit off?

0:55:39.320 --> 0:55:43.120
<v Speaker 1>Hmm, what if I got I've got I could do?

0:55:43.120 --> 0:55:46.160
<v Speaker 14>You have a banana, just something light, just to get

0:55:46.160 --> 0:55:47.240
<v Speaker 14>in your tummy.

0:55:46.880 --> 0:55:51.799
<v Speaker 2>Here, mum. Ever, between that TikTok and your jingle, I

0:55:51.840 --> 0:55:54.200
<v Speaker 2>was like, fuck it, I'm buying bananas your hook.

0:55:54.640 --> 0:55:56.560
<v Speaker 1>This is the TikTok about the essence if if we've

0:55:56.560 --> 0:55:58.400
<v Speaker 1>moved on, but I plug my cord in here we

0:55:58.440 --> 0:55:59.080
<v Speaker 1>you can hear mine.

0:56:00.480 --> 0:56:03.120
<v Speaker 13>Have you ever wondered why banana flavoring and candy or

0:56:03.160 --> 0:56:05.800
<v Speaker 13>medicine tastes nothing like an actual banana?

0:56:06.239 --> 0:56:07.879
<v Speaker 1>This is actually my mind when I found out.

0:56:07.960 --> 0:56:10.600
<v Speaker 13>So in the eighteen hundreds, when bananas were first being

0:56:10.600 --> 0:56:16.640
<v Speaker 13>introduced to one became super popular, called the grow Michelle,

0:56:16.719 --> 0:56:18.239
<v Speaker 13>And that's because it made a ton of fruit and

0:56:18.400 --> 0:56:20.719
<v Speaker 13>was easy to ship all around the world. And that

0:56:20.920 --> 0:56:23.319
<v Speaker 13>is what artificial ban and a flavor was based off of.

0:56:23.600 --> 0:56:26.880
<v Speaker 13>But the problem was decades later, in the nineteen fifties,

0:56:27.040 --> 0:56:31.480
<v Speaker 13>a fungal disease basically destroyed that entire species, and so

0:56:31.560 --> 0:56:35.200
<v Speaker 13>as a result, this time the Cavendish became popular because

0:56:35.320 --> 0:56:37.360
<v Speaker 13>it was resistant to that fungal disease.

0:56:37.520 --> 0:56:40.080
<v Speaker 1>Not as impressive as my story. You get the point.

0:56:40.640 --> 0:56:43.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I wonder how many times we've used the word

0:56:43.520 --> 0:56:45.640
<v Speaker 2>banana in this episode. A lot of banana jats.

0:56:45.719 --> 0:56:47.840
<v Speaker 1>Count it up, Sam, Can you go back in to

0:56:48.440 --> 0:56:50.960
<v Speaker 1>every reference we had to go with the library thing?

0:56:51.160 --> 0:56:54.520
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, no, apparently the libraries aren't a thing in COVID times.

0:56:54.880 --> 0:56:56.320
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, that's.

0:56:56.520 --> 0:56:58.200
<v Speaker 2>I tried to print something. That's why I bought a

0:56:58.200 --> 0:56:58.560
<v Speaker 2>print to.

0:56:58.600 --> 0:57:00.000
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, it was a major. We were all major

0:57:00.360 --> 0:57:01.680
<v Speaker 1>a couple of weeks ago. And you have a printer,

0:57:01.880 --> 0:57:03.479
<v Speaker 1>and I said, hey, we need a print out because

0:57:03.520 --> 0:57:04.960
<v Speaker 1>why because Mitchell is one.

0:57:05.000 --> 0:57:06.799
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but you can you can just print it at work.

0:57:06.840 --> 0:57:08.200
<v Speaker 2>That's why I have to get one, because I don't.

0:57:08.400 --> 0:57:10.560
<v Speaker 2>I'm pretty sure. In the early days of this podcast,

0:57:10.600 --> 0:57:13.280
<v Speaker 2>we did a whole thing about how no one buys

0:57:13.320 --> 0:57:15.880
<v Speaker 2>printers anymore. Who the fuck would get a printer? Loser?

0:57:16.160 --> 0:57:18.280
<v Speaker 2>Turns out I need them more frequently than I thought

0:57:18.280 --> 0:57:19.680
<v Speaker 2>because I used to do just print it at work.

0:57:19.720 --> 0:57:21.080
<v Speaker 3>And she thank you for reminding me. I need to

0:57:21.120 --> 0:57:22.520
<v Speaker 3>print out my turn label.

0:57:22.600 --> 0:57:24.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like that's what I need.

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<v Speaker 1>To print for did you know that recept? You know

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<v Speaker 1>how when you return something at Asos you got to

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<v Speaker 1>drop it back to the post office. Do you know

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<v Speaker 1>reception here can do it for you?

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<v Speaker 2>Really?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you just give it a reception.

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<v Speaker 2>And they lodge it and then that well, that information

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<v Speaker 2>is helpful to no one to accept you free to say,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, listeners of ours coming to the Kids FM

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<v Speaker 2>studio as the past election.

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta sent a package today this it's called the

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<v Speaker 1>personal print. They do custom my phone cases this month

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<v Speaker 1>through my radio show, and they sent me a package

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<v Speaker 1>today and there was a small box. Oh, this is mine,

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<v Speaker 1>And then the receptions went, oh, do you want to

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<v Speaker 1>take this to Jenna? And I said, oh, Jenna got

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<v Speaker 1>a package, Yeah she did, gigantic. I opened the box

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<v Speaker 1>of it to have a look. It's a giant fault

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<v Speaker 1>leater keg of whiskey fireball.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, like Bible shots. What's the killers of cinnamon whiskey?

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<v Speaker 2>Sharing his camera?

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<v Speaker 8>Where is that?

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<v Speaker 1>Jenna?

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<v Speaker 7>I didn't ask for it.

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<v Speaker 1>Why do they send it to you?

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<v Speaker 7>Because I wrote about it.

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<v Speaker 1>And they send it to you? Say thank you?

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<v Speaker 7>Yes, and it's worth two hundred and fifty dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, that really is how the world works. She just

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<v Speaker 2>puts any old fucking article on WSFM and then hypes

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<v Speaker 2>that they send her free ship. It's like the new Mercedes,

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<v Speaker 2>the new BMW.

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<v Speaker 1>Ye hear me, come off the back of my show.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, why the fuckers she want those cards? He doesn't drive,

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<v Speaker 2>and you've established.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes what I'm real.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm going to book a list of the driving test.

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<v Speaker 1>It's all lies.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not a lie. I will show you. I'd be

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<v Speaker 2>interested to know who's the better driving instructor, me or

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<v Speaker 2>Brendan Jones.

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<v Speaker 7>Jones I'll love date you.

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<v Speaker 2>I can tell you which one of us is going

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<v Speaker 2>to try and interfere with you while you're driving. We

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<v Speaker 2>need to dip that.

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<v Speaker 1>We need to stop that joke. We need to I

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<v Speaker 1>think it's over for that. We can't do anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and no one in our Facebook group don't get

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<v Speaker 2>smart about jokes about Jonesy being a predator towards Jenna,

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<v Speaker 2>her trying to lull him.

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<v Speaker 1>He's made jokes for to being a predator. He's just

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<v Speaker 1>horny for Jenna. That's Jenny is of age. I have anything.

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<v Speaker 1>She's she's too old to be hit on. She's an

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<v Speaker 1>eternal flame.

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<v Speaker 2>You're right, he's a human.

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<v Speaker 7>Yes, another thing I'm too old to do, even said, what.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 1>Let's discuss Jenna. All right, let's go guys. What an

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<v Speaker 1>episode it's been.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we hope this podcast made you feel at least

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<v Speaker 2>two percent better today, So we do.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep, that's right, so we do. So we do?

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<v Speaker 2>Do we like that? Are we sicking with that?

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<v Speaker 9>I like it?

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<v Speaker 1>It's nice. Forgot I forgot you're doing it so took

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<v Speaker 1>me about.

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<v Speaker 2>I reckon it should be like a prayer, you know

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<v Speaker 2>in church he says that you and everyone repeats, got it?

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<v Speaker 2>And also with you, I'll say, we hope this podcast

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<v Speaker 2>makes you feel at least two percent better today.

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<v Speaker 1>That's all, so we do, sam in think say it again,

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<v Speaker 1>say it again.

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<v Speaker 2>We hope this podcast made you feel at least two

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<v Speaker 2>percent better today. That's all, so we do. Oh, I

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<v Speaker 2>liked that.

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<v Speaker 1>A bit cultish.

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<v Speaker 2>Imagine you listeners hearing that with the first time and

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<v Speaker 2>shipped themselves.

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<v Speaker 1>We do everything what I emptied into people nuts.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm happy.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's rob hope. We may hope the podcast makes you felt.

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<v Speaker 12>Everyone, so we do.

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<v Speaker 9>We didn't get to say it together.

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<v Speaker 1>We already did that, we've done.

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<v Speaker 7>I want to do it again that that will be

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<v Speaker 7>the fourth time you sure, yes, I need.

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<v Speaker 1>Guys, we hope this podcast makes you feel at least

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<v Speaker 1>too that's my line.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, you're right, God going off script again, So

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<v Speaker 2>we ad telling you about.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's get doctor sard on my line, doctor my gp.

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<v Speaker 2>Dr wonder so.

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<v Speaker 1>Doctor start to get rid of the same, doctor heavy.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're.

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<v Speaker 9>Doctor Dove, Dr Dave, I'd buy that as.

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<v Speaker 2>We hope this podcast made to feel at least two

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<v Speaker 2>percent better today. That's all amen, So we do.

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<v Speaker 1>It's got lest we forget energy.

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<v Speaker 2>It really does. Let's we forget. That's a valid point.

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<v Speaker 2>Lest tweet, let'st I regret you know what? Lest means what?

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<v Speaker 2>So we don't? Oh so like we better wrap this

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<v Speaker 2>podcast up lest you be late for work?

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<v Speaker 1>True?

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah, I'm so good, guessed for at the moment, lest

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<v Speaker 9>for I didn't get that forgetful.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, that's not it. It's less means like hoping

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<v Speaker 2>that something doesn't happen. Oh right, right, Ah, I better

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<v Speaker 2>not eat that fourth big matt lest I have a

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<v Speaker 2>heart attack?

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<v Speaker 1>Got it gotten? Yeah that's what?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay that fits in and that fits in all right. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>if you have a Guardian this week, copy the Guardian.

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<v Speaker 1>I feature in the Guardian everyone this week, and I

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<v Speaker 1>give our podcast a real handy plug. I wrote a

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<v Speaker 1>piece for The Guardian and guess what they said?

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<v Speaker 2>No edits.

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<v Speaker 1>O very shock. They thought I was illiterate and dumb.

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<v Speaker 1>He was like, I'm shocked there were no edits. I said,

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<v Speaker 1>really many, even grammatical ones.

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<v Speaker 2>I hope you read it back and it's just not

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<v Speaker 2>at all what you wrote now, just.

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<v Speaker 1>This thig piece on Scomo's Prime ministership.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so you actually wrote the whole thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I did. I had to write the top ten

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<v Speaker 1>funniest things I've seen on the Internet. Number one was

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<v Speaker 1>supposed to be this podcast, but that was too self

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<v Speaker 1>indulgent and too puggy. That told me to change it.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh that's where ed that doesn't edit.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, well, no edits in my writing and their content,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, is it different?

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<v Speaker 2>How can they tell you what the number one funny thing?

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<v Speaker 2>That's all right, Well, it's meant to kind of be funny.

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<v Speaker 13>You know what.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't buy the Guardian. We don't support that fake news.

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<v Speaker 2>They're controlling the news.

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<v Speaker 1>Please buy the Guardian.

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<v Speaker 2>They're changing your opinion piece.

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<v Speaker 1>Support me.

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<v Speaker 2>Fuck that plos to link see next week guys. We'll

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<v Speaker 2>catch you then Bye.

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<v Speaker 7>Is It Just Me a podcast by a couple of mitches.

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