Speaker 1: People do some weird shit.
Speaker 2: Would you like to try vape?
Speaker 3: Why would you take up something that is going to
Speaker 3: be addictive and expensive?
Speaker 2: I think that people.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because you're young and stupid, some things make more
Speaker 4: sense than others.
Speaker 2: You mentioned that your goal was to be healthy, and
Speaker 2: I just don't know. How can you figure that's going
Speaker 2: to happen when you're ordering a chocolate moose?
Speaker 5: No, you know.
Speaker 1: I had it in the car on the way home
Speaker 1: and I didn't have a spood, so I was like
Speaker 1: an hour of Dillo trying to get ants out of
Speaker 1: a hole.
Speaker 6: Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adult's food.
Speaker 1: Bean fingered is an awful sensation.
Speaker 2: You haven't been thinking about the right person.
Speaker 1: Goodness, May is just still to play a couple of mitches.
Speaker 7: Hi, it's Jenna. Please don't forget to include my name
Speaker 7: in the opener this season.
Speaker 1: Sorry now he is Mitch Trulli and Mitchell Koo Episode
Speaker 1: ninety six.
Speaker 2: You need a quick fix? Oh fix? Sure?
Speaker 1: Thing pretty long for because actually we are quite long wind.
Speaker 1: It takes us a while to get things done around here.
Speaker 2: From what I've heard, you're quite partial to a quickie.
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, you know, I'm trying to work on that. Actually,
Speaker 1: I don't like a quickie. I don't like it. I
Speaker 1: think Hayden's more inclined to have a quickie, but I
Speaker 1: don't like it.
Speaker 2: Oh, you want to take your time and he won't
Speaker 2: allow you. That's rare. How many couples have that problem.
Speaker 1: I need preparation, I need to know, I need to
Speaker 1: get the mindset and need to have at least a
Speaker 1: liter of water, and I need to be fully, fully
Speaker 1: ready to do right.
Speaker 2: So he wants quickies in addition to actual love making.
Speaker 2: But you're like, no, if I'm doing it, I'm doing
Speaker 2: it properly.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I want romance. How you're such a soft I
Speaker 1: want to be connected, eye contact. We don't play music.
Speaker 2: Oh I thought you said music.
Speaker 1: Sorry, No, I would love it, But like I said,
Speaker 1: we don't get it.
Speaker 2: Sounds like there's mishes that need working through. Call Hayen
Speaker 2: and say, listen, your partner wants music and to take
Speaker 2: his time. Is that too much to ask?
Speaker 1: No? No, no, he just wants to get in there
Speaker 1: and get it done.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Right, and I like to really milk the process. Oh,
Speaker 1: now I'm picturing.
Speaker 2: They run a tight ship at TikTok, dn't they really do?
Speaker 2: Haven't time for passionate embracing nap, get it done.
Speaker 1: He's like, at work, I've got to focus on sixty
Speaker 1: second videos, and I'd like my love making to be
Speaker 1: quite the same.
Speaker 2: True, and I go sing things like TikTok have really
Speaker 2: ruined people's attention span.
Speaker 1: Oh, I agree.
Speaker 2: Like I unfollowed so many people on Instagram last week
Speaker 2: because I was like, boring, boring, boring, boring, boring. If
Speaker 2: I'm not engaged straight away, I'm just something.
Speaker 7: Nah.
Speaker 1: And it takes so much for me to hit the
Speaker 1: follow button on TikTok, Like you've really got to make
Speaker 1: me in love with you to get a follow out
Speaker 1: of me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's changed too. I feel like in the early
Speaker 2: days of TikTok, when it was newer novel, everyone would
Speaker 2: hit follow. I'd post one video and get like ten
Speaker 2: thousand extra followers. Yeah, now you've got to work for it,
Speaker 2: really work for it, really have to work for it.
Speaker 2: Like your twenty million view video, any new followers from that?
Speaker 1: No, I reckon, I'm lucky to get five thousand more.
Speaker 2: I heard this theory that if you compare the amount
Speaker 2: of followers you have on TikTok to the amount of
Speaker 2: likes that you have on TikTok, because it tells you
Speaker 2: your overall like count. Yeah, that tells you that you're
Speaker 2: not hot enough for the follow but you're funny enough
Speaker 2: for the like wait wait wait, if you're fugly, you
Speaker 2: have a lot of likes but not a lot of followers,
Speaker 2: which is probably more me. I've got six million likes
Speaker 2: than two hundred and eight thousand followers.
Speaker 1: Let me check.
Speaker 2: They're like, Yeah, I enjoyed that, but I don't want
Speaker 2: to see your face ever again.
Speaker 1: I don't want to stick around that was It's like
Speaker 1: a quick fuck. It's like, yeah, I love that for
Speaker 1: the sixty seconds that it was, but never again.
Speaker 2: No thanks, I'm not signing up the more.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've got nineteen point one k followers and two
Speaker 1: point five million likes. We're both I'm just fat, You're fuggly.
Speaker 1: I'm fat.
Speaker 2: Please, they're mutually exclusive.
Speaker 1: You can be both true fuggly fat and fam Welcome
Speaker 1: prose keeper, Jenna. That should be the new name of
Speaker 1: the show for season four.
Speaker 2: Hello Jenna, can we just talk about obviously the driving lesson?
Speaker 2: We did last week ninety five. Can we just talk
Speaker 2: about the message your mother sent you?
Speaker 7: Yes, absolutely, you're beloved about that.
Speaker 1: We've had her on the show before.
Speaker 7: Yes, be Trice.
Speaker 1: What's Rosalin? I knew it was old English? It was Rosalind?
Speaker 1: What did she do? Because we've we recorded the video
Speaker 1: as you can see if you haven't seen it yet,
Speaker 1: it's on a couple of menches Instagram. We started off
Speaker 1: in a hospital car park.
Speaker 7: Yes, that's the thing. So she has the Fine my
Speaker 7: Friends app, so she knows is where I am?
Speaker 2: And what do you allow your mother? You're a grown
Speaker 2: woman and your mother to track your jet.
Speaker 7: I think that I might be kidnapped one day. So
Speaker 7: it's good to have a.
Speaker 1: Complex, do you. Yes, we do live. We live in
Speaker 1: a service suite. There's security, that's part of the service.
Speaker 2: You haven't got to a complex. She's got tickets. She's like, yes,
Speaker 2: he wouldn't want to kidnap this.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 7: Anyway, during the driving lesson, we started in the car park,
Speaker 7: Like you said, it was a hospital and we were
Speaker 7: there for quite some time setting up and everything. She
Speaker 7: went on the app thought, oh, I wonder where she is,
Speaker 7: how her driving is?
Speaker 2: Where she's driving at that hospital for a while, she.
Speaker 7: Thought she saw that we were at the Sydney Hospital.
Speaker 1: Parked in the parking lot.
Speaker 7: And she's had bad memories there because her dad was
Speaker 7: there a lot.
Speaker 1: As well, in that same hospital.
Speaker 7: Yes, that exact same one. The odds and she called
Speaker 7: the hospital to ask whether I'd been admitted because she
Speaker 7: thought that I'd crashed the car and possibly endangered the
Speaker 7: lives of both of you and Sam.
Speaker 2: She just doesn't really think you're very capable as a human,
Speaker 2: does she know? She was tracking you every move. She
Speaker 2: would have seen you drive from my house to the
Speaker 2: hospital car park and then thought that five hundred meters
Speaker 2: or whatever drive.
Speaker 1: She fucked it as chill sucked it.
Speaker 2: She's had a severe accident and they've taken hert of
Speaker 2: the emergency watch. She's killed all three of them, So
Speaker 2: she fully thought we were in hospital.
Speaker 7: Yeah, she tried contacting them, poor things.
Speaker 2: She would have been worried, sick if she's anything like
Speaker 2: a daughter now. Also, that that driving lesson we did
Speaker 2: with Jenna got us some aretime on WSFM. Amanda called
Speaker 2: her in to.
Speaker 1: Talk about that.
Speaker 2: We'll play a bit of that audio later on as well.
Speaker 2: Because Jenna's just been called in by the big bosses
Speaker 2: to talk about her incapabilities as an adult.
Speaker 7: I've been labeled a loser by Jones and Amanda for
Speaker 7: being on my Alarner's permit.
Speaker 1: Takes one to know one, all right, that's later in
Speaker 1: the show. How are we all? We all good? We're
Speaker 1: in great moods. Ready for the show?
Speaker 2: Yep, I'm ready to get into that.
Speaker 1: Right, let's dive in this is Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Every week we start the show the same way with
Speaker 1: two Is it just me? So we call them I gems.
Speaker 1: There's something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate, observations
Speaker 1: about life. Mitch doesn't her mind. I don't know Mitch's.
Speaker 1: And we just jump right in and you can go first, Mitchell,
Speaker 1: Oh I.
Speaker 2: Went first last week. Oh this special treatment giving mood.
Speaker 1: Like in the bedroom, let's get some play some sex music.
Speaker 1: I'm such a giving person. I think that's the takeaway
Speaker 1: out of all this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, okay, it's less impressive when you have to
Speaker 2: tell everyone how giving you are. Anyway. Bradley Kueme in
Speaker 2: Honey Can Go?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Do you feel like you've done nothing with your life?
Speaker 2: At age twenty.
Speaker 1: Five, directly in the eyes as you say that, I
Speaker 1: mean yes and no, yes and no.
Speaker 2: Well I didn't really feel that way until recently. I
Speaker 2: caught up with my grandmother hadn't seen it for ages,
Speaker 2: and we were at lunch. My mum was there too,
Speaker 2: and we're chatting. I can't remember my mind wanted. They
Speaker 2: were talking about sport.
Speaker 1: Oh god, and this was in bag and Gate when
Speaker 1: you were back in Christmas.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, this is mum's mother. So the Sydney grandmother.
Speaker 1: Oh got it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I haven't seen her a couple of years because
Speaker 2: of COVID and whatever and just because I'm a bad person.
Speaker 2: And anyway, we were catching up, they're talking about tennis
Speaker 2: or something, and then out of nowhere, so non lotly,
Speaker 2: my grandmother says, yeah, I was engaged to a professional
Speaker 2: tennis player once before I met your father. And Jane's like, what,
Speaker 2: My mom had no idea about this, she just kept none,
Speaker 2: kept that little seatret to it. If I'm on us yep,
Speaker 2: and she goes, yeah, no, we were engaged and then
Speaker 2: he moved down the cost site to say in Sydney
Speaker 2: because of work. And then he got a new girlfriend,
Speaker 2: and then he was hit by a bus and he died.
Speaker 2: And I was like, what the fuck?
Speaker 7: What like a bus?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Also that sounds south, doesn't it?
Speaker 1: Hit by a bus and died.
Speaker 2: Move on, you've got a new girlfriend all of a sudden,
Speaker 2: hit by a bus sounds like Nann put a hit
Speaker 2: out on him.
Speaker 1: Did she get an inheritance? Does she have a nice
Speaker 1: tennis racket hanging on the wall? Does she get anything
Speaker 1: from him?
Speaker 2: I don't think so because there were no clues. His
Speaker 2: mom had no idea that happened.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: But I'm like, how the fuck because she was younger
Speaker 2: than I am now and she's already a widow to
Speaker 2: a tennis star. Actually, Sam, can you google professional tennis
Speaker 2: players that died tragically on the South coast or something?
Speaker 2: Because I just need to know and.
Speaker 1: Just play a hit by a bus mysteriously at that
Speaker 1: I feel like.
Speaker 2: That wouldn't be hard to back down. But anyway, so,
Speaker 2: by my age, Nanna was a widow, and as far
Speaker 2: as my mother goes, she was divorced and remarried to
Speaker 2: my father by my age. And I'm like, Jesus, fuck,
Speaker 2: I've really just done nothing, have I now? Even Nan says,
Speaker 2: but well, that's all in the past. We've all got stories,
Speaker 2: and I'm thinking I don't throwing the vigirl I know
Speaker 2: you mean, can make you feel really inadequate.
Speaker 1: My grandmother dropped the bombshell on all of us a
Speaker 1: couple of months ago that she was born under a camel.
Speaker 1: What in Cooper Pedi is.
Speaker 2: Your grandmother's name, Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1: No, she's not. No, you're not. But she would wone
Speaker 1: under a camel because she was walking through the desert
Speaker 1: planes in Cooper Peedi and she.
Speaker 2: Was walking in the room in the she's been carried.
Speaker 1: Doing carried, and it got really hot and her mum
Speaker 1: went into labor. So they were like, shit, where's the
Speaker 1: nearer shade under this giant camel? So she was she
Speaker 1: was birthed under a camel on the desert planes.
Speaker 2: What was the heavily pregnant woman doing in the desert plane?
Speaker 2: Just asking?
Speaker 1: My middle name is camel.
Speaker 2: By the way, I just thought of this, my sister
Speaker 2: had a baby. Ah speaking of giving birth when last week,
Speaker 2: at the time of recording today, ye little Ella Mary,
Speaker 2: Ella Mary didn't take any of my fucking name suggestions.
Speaker 1: That's a shame. Congratulations, that's her he babulation, And that's
Speaker 1: just further added to my point.
Speaker 2: She had fucking she was married with one kid by
Speaker 2: twenty five, So yeah, what am I doing?
Speaker 1: But we have different priorities and we get to change
Speaker 1: the you know, the culture. We don't have to do
Speaker 1: what our parents and grandparents did.
Speaker 2: We're different people both so, but even when people ask me,
Speaker 2: you know how people always say, what's your worst date story?
Speaker 2: Blah blah blah, I don't even have any of those
Speaker 2: because they've all just been equally shit, And like, I
Speaker 2: just feel like in that area of my life, my
Speaker 2: love life, I've not done much. I've got no stories
Speaker 2: to tell, like my grandmother. And when you do have
Speaker 2: a story, you wasted on this god awful podcast. Do
Speaker 2: you come on here and tell us. Well, no, that's
Speaker 2: the thing. I fucking don't have any love life stories
Speaker 2: to tell. There's nothing going on there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what's going on?
Speaker 2: They haven't heard it?
Speaker 1: Updating your love you're not dating anyone?
Speaker 2: Well no, God, I feel like I'm closer than I
Speaker 2: was this time last year to being like, oh yeah,
Speaker 2: I should go on dates again. I'm at the start
Speaker 2: of last year to remember I was like, yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: going to get out dates and shit. Yeah, I wanted
Speaker 2: to wait until after I left my job because I
Speaker 2: was so tired, and that was what June wanted to
Speaker 2: lockdown in July. So that kind of fucked it. And
Speaker 2: then I think, when do we come out of lockdown? October?
Speaker 1: October?
Speaker 2: Yeah, October to December. I don't know. I was just
Speaker 2: still feeling flat, not in the mood to go out
Speaker 2: and dates and stuff, and so yeah, when I had
Speaker 2: a bit of a dry year last year there, and
Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't know if I can be bothered.
Speaker 1: Still, No, are you back on the apps you're talking
Speaker 1: to people?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I've still got you know, I still use
Speaker 2: the ass, but I'm just kind of like.
Speaker 1: Do you flirt? Is there like a bit of phone sex,
Speaker 1: a bit of kinky stuff?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I don't know Minnesota's appointing. I just don't
Speaker 2: know if I can be bothered. Yeah, Historically speaking, I
Speaker 2: just end up chatting to someone going a couple of dates,
Speaker 2: and then after a few months when you get to that,
Speaker 2: you know the crossroads where it's like, oh, do we
Speaker 2: keep dating and become a fisher or do we fuck
Speaker 2: this off. We just fuck it off, and I'm to
Speaker 2: waste the time.
Speaker 1: You know what. Take a leaf out of your NaN's book,
Speaker 1: and just when you get to that crossroads, push me
Speaker 1: in front of a bus.
Speaker 2: True noted.
Speaker 1: That's murder. That's the next year. I think you're very successful.
Speaker 2: That would be a warning to anyone that matches me
Speaker 2: on Tinder. If it doesn't work out, I'll throw you
Speaker 2: under an actual moving vehicle, heavy vehicle.
Speaker 1: If Mitch suggests it's catching the bus to the date location.
Speaker 2: Don't but I'll ever do that.
Speaker 1: I'll kill you. We're pretty you're very successful in our Yes, Michel,
Speaker 1: thank you.
Speaker 2: I feel like I'm gonna I'm just gonna have to
Speaker 2: date if you douchebags on purpose, just so I've got
Speaker 2: stories to tell my grandkid.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, but I feel like that with hate, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, we're very happy, we're very in love with
Speaker 1: like you know, for all intents and purposes, we think
Speaker 1: we'll go the whole way.
Speaker 2: Okay, quick brains, why don't you go cheat on Hayden
Speaker 2: today and then you'll have stories to tell about that
Speaker 2: everything that unfolded afterwards.
Speaker 1: Sam, download me grinder. Thank you, use your pictures though,
Speaker 1: don't take use mine? All right, We're ready for my age.
Speaker 2: IM sure, let me do it?
Speaker 1: Is it just me? Do you find strippers absolutely obnoxious?
Speaker 2: I can't say I've ever mingled with them, to be honest.
Speaker 2: Why are they so?
Speaker 1: I think male strippers are obnoxious and I think female
Speaker 1: striper is fantastic.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I can see her.
Speaker 1: Thank you think there's a disclear distinction because in the
Speaker 1: last fortnight I have had both my first Hans party
Speaker 1: and my first Bucks party.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm still seething with jealousy that you got invited
Speaker 2: to both. I got invited to neither.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Michaida because I'm gay, Jenna and I've got Hayden.
Speaker 1: Becky's like, come to the girls, Wane. It'd be great
Speaker 1: because you know we we're so close to my sister,
Speaker 1: you know gay, you know all the girls. But then
Speaker 1: my sister's fiance, Kurt, was like, oh, I want you
Speaker 1: in my groomsmen. Your your groomsmen, come with the boys
Speaker 1: because you should bomb with them. And also you're my
Speaker 1: brother in law. And I'm like, okay, I see both
Speaker 1: sides of the story. So I did go to both.
Speaker 1: But Mitchell's sister didn't invite him.
Speaker 2: To be fair, my sister wasn't invited either. She didn't
Speaker 2: want to hend, so Mom just had one without her.
Speaker 1: Wait, hold on your sister's hands didn't even involve her.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because her and her husband at the time in particular,
Speaker 2: they weren't really party people that they didn't drink much
Speaker 2: on us, so they were like, nah, we don't really
Speaker 2: want one. And so Mum had her own hands party
Speaker 2: with the girl out in bogen Gate. And then Ian
Speaker 2: did the same thing. He had a Bucks party with
Speaker 2: the boys out in bogen Gate. And I got invited
Speaker 2: to neither. I'm just that gender neutral. I'm not a
Speaker 2: buck or a hand.
Speaker 7: Can we please back to a frog? So we're either
Speaker 7: of them invited to their own parties.
Speaker 2: I thought I established that, were you listening?
Speaker 1: No, neither way, they neither were invited.
Speaker 2: Well technically, I'm sure they would have said to them,
Speaker 2: I mean, you can come if you want, but we're
Speaker 2: gonna have it without you, and they were fine not going.
Speaker 2: I think my brother in law had his own Bucks
Speaker 2: thing in Newcastle, but no, my dad had his own one,
Speaker 2: being like my daughter's getting married.
Speaker 1: Who that's cute?
Speaker 7: I actually like that see.
Speaker 1: But my parents went all out, so my dad helped
Speaker 1: organize the bucks and my mum helped organize the hands.
Speaker 1: So the point about the strippers is the female strippers incredible,
Speaker 1: Like they're doing the lord's work. And I have never
Speaker 1: been in a room where so many naked women have
Speaker 1: such control over a man.
Speaker 2: That pussy power. Jenna's waving her hand in the air.
Speaker 2: Look at her is like, yeah, I know, I'm awaaring
Speaker 2: my power.
Speaker 1: She's like, how do you think I got on Jonesy?
Speaker 1: And the man Jonesy was drooling at the thought of you.
Speaker 2: You can't. Sorry, it's putting shit like that out there.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, he's a red blooded man. My dad
Speaker 1: always says it. I'm like, I'm red blooded too. What
Speaker 1: the fuck we think I've got blue blood? You dig it? Anyway?
Speaker 1: The women on the table, the men are drooling, Mitch,
Speaker 1: their mouths are a gape.
Speaker 2: Are the women literally on the table.
Speaker 1: On the table? Yeah. So we're sitting there, me and Haymen,
Speaker 1: and they bring the food out. It's a titty bar
Speaker 1: with serve food service. And they bring the food out
Speaker 1: and some lady comes over and she goes, hey, I'm
Speaker 1: Scarlet Rose him miss rows. She goes, would you guys
Speaker 1: like pepper on your covernor? And Haydn's like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: love pepper. Actually we got so she kicks his chair
Speaker 1: out with her stiletto foot. The chair squeaks on the
Speaker 1: wooden floors. She she opens her legs, straddles my partner
Speaker 1: in life, and which is.
Speaker 2: The tital waste of time? By the rain? Why try
Speaker 2: and title later?
Speaker 1: Gay man exactly numb from the waist down. And then
Speaker 1: she starts grinding, I'm gonna do it to the microphone,
Speaker 1: grinding the pepper mill like this.
Speaker 2: Ah, she's jerking a dicky.
Speaker 1: She's not even she's not actually grinding it. So Hayden
Speaker 1: is so not how you jerk?
Speaker 2: I wonder Hayden wants it to be over and done
Speaker 2: with quickly.
Speaker 1: Plainings the rash and then she gets up, kisses him
Speaker 1: on the cheek. And after all that, he didn't even
Speaker 1: get me pepper, which he actually wanted. He wanted the pepper.
Speaker 1: So it was just hot. The women were heart They
Speaker 1: were scissoring on the table like I felt a bit awkward,
Speaker 1: to be perfectly honest, but they were there, they were
Speaker 1: getting paid. They loved it. I spoke to some of
Speaker 1: the girls. In fact, when they found out Hayden and
Speaker 1: I were gay, they did not even give us a
Speaker 1: bar of attention.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, like I said, absolute waste of time trying
Speaker 2: to titillate you slide cash into their I tried to connect.
Speaker 1: I was like, hey me, this meet and my boyfriend.
Speaker 1: She just great, goes to the tea room, goes ladies,
Speaker 1: true fags with a quiff. Don't even boy that dicks
Speaker 1: don't work. So we didn't get to talk to them.
Speaker 1: It was really awful.
Speaker 2: What the sort of things would you have talked to
Speaker 2: them about, Like, hey, baby, I know you're working, but like,
Speaker 2: are you watching euphoria? Like what do you even say?
Speaker 1: I wanted to be like we you know that we
Speaker 1: stand like yeah, woo your power, we have it too.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I wanted to connect, like, you know, a gay man
Speaker 1: to woman, you have that connection.
Speaker 2: I don't think you need to vocalize Hey, I respect
Speaker 2: you and what you're doing. I think they just assume
Speaker 2: when you're in a room full of man like howling
Speaker 2: at them, they what were they behaving? Like, Oh, that's rope.
Speaker 2: I just got the biggest dick from that.
Speaker 1: Trawling anyway, fast fall to the Hen's Night, which was
Speaker 1: this most recent weekend boring. Oh, this male stripper, this
Speaker 1: male stripper had to go to the stooped to the
Speaker 1: low of breathing fire to draw attention in the room.
Speaker 1: He wasn't. He didn't have anyone's attention. So he literally
Speaker 1: poured ethanol in his mouth and lit it and then
Speaker 1: was pouring fire through.
Speaker 2: It was a circus like dislay. Did he juggle?
Speaker 1: No, No he didn't.
Speaker 2: Well, what a shame. That makes me feel a bit
Speaker 2: better about not being invited to the hens, knowing that
Speaker 2: yours was boring. But I full on argue with my mother.
Speaker 2: She goes, no, it's just for us girls, and I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 2: just us girl, I want to come?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 8: You can follow the show online, just search a couple
Speaker 8: of miches.
Speaker 2: If you don't, you're a dickhead. Now, just quickly, before
Speaker 2: we are getting to the visit disuse and all that, Sam,
Speaker 2: did you find any information about dead tennis players back
Speaker 2: in the day? Did my grandmother murderer ex fiance?
Speaker 7: Nah?
Speaker 3: I feel like I need to go to the library
Speaker 3: and get one of those big old you know, those
Speaker 3: things that you have to roll through old newspapers.
Speaker 2: If I'm on the phone, well, if you're not busy,
Speaker 2: off to the library. Oh okay, don't mind me. Thanks,
Speaker 2: thank you Sam.
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Speaker 2: click the link and bio, that's where you can do
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Speaker 1: Also, this year we have pop sockets.
Speaker 9: We do.
Speaker 1: I love a good pop socket.
Speaker 2: Very different colors as well, so I reckon we're going
Speaker 2: to have to fight it out as to who sells
Speaker 2: the most.
Speaker 1: Oh interesting, all right, but the merger is available now
Speaker 1: go enjoy, Go and buy and send us photos wearing it.
Speaker 1: We love to see.
Speaker 2: Yes, please do. It's going to be on sale until
Speaker 2: the end of February, so get your orders in and
Speaker 2: then after the end of February they'll get all made
Speaker 2: and center. You don't have all this summer clothing should
Speaker 2: arrive in time for the day to winter.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I quite wear like the T shirt. This is
Speaker 1: the singlet over the T shirt by both.
Speaker 2: But anyway better like the never the merchant is there
Speaker 2: a look? Sorry, it took longer than I would have liked,
Speaker 2: but hey, enjoy.
Speaker 1: We do it because we love you. Are speaking of you?
Speaker 1: What's doing? Is it just you? This is where we
Speaker 1: get you, guys, the listeners to jump on and send
Speaker 1: us a voice message. You can call us to you
Speaker 1: can have it live yea. And is it just me
Speaker 1: of your own?
Speaker 2: So you hit us up at a couple of miches
Speaker 2: on Instagram if you want to either come on the
Speaker 2: show and talk on the phone or just send a
Speaker 2: voice message's up to you. Maybe you're like Mitch's boyfriend
Speaker 2: and you just want to keep it short and sweet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right. Or maybe you're like, man, you want
Speaker 1: to milk the shit out?
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe you want to come on for some four
Speaker 2: play all right today? This is it just you who
Speaker 2: comes in from Juan Radio? What do you got for us?
Speaker 2: Huan me?
Speaker 10: Or are we all disappointed that Eric Dean from Euphoria
Speaker 10: is swearing a prostatic cock in the show?
Speaker 1: Geez well, I'm disappointed that you didn't start that voice
Speaker 1: not at the very beginning.
Speaker 2: In Euphoria is wearing a prosthetic cock?
Speaker 1: Eric? He said Eric?
Speaker 10: Or are we all disappointed that Eric Dean from Euphoria
Speaker 10: is swearing a prostatic cock?
Speaker 1: Okay, so with Eric Dane the actor? Yes, Eric Dane
Speaker 1: is the actor. He plays the role of Kale. I
Speaker 1: believe I'm not watching Euphoria, but Haydens, do you guys
Speaker 1: watch it?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 2: I've only watched the first episode, but I've been meaning
Speaker 2: to watch more because I've heard it's growing.
Speaker 7: Everyone's talking about hype is real and it is so horny.
Speaker 1: It's such a horny show.
Speaker 2: Sam, can you please google verbatim Eric prosthetic cock.
Speaker 1: I don't know how to feel about this because Hayden
Speaker 1: watches Euphoria and I find myself getting like jealous or
Speaker 1: envious because because it's like, you know, eighteen year olds
Speaker 1: having hot gay young sex and he's Hayden watching it
Speaker 1: when I'm not home. I'm like, if it was a
Speaker 1: straight sex scene, i'd be fine, But the fact that
Speaker 1: there's like gay sex and it's so progressive, I feel
Speaker 1: a bit weird.
Speaker 2: Well do you watch porn still even though you're in
Speaker 2: a relationship. Yeah, yeah, of course does he watch porn?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Is it independent of each other?
Speaker 1: It can be anything together, Yeah, it can be anything.
Speaker 2: So both you watch it together and it's separately, Well,
Speaker 2: then what's the difference. No, I don't think they're showing
Speaker 2: full on gay fucks than you. For you, I'll look
Speaker 2: at that photo. Oh that prosthetic cock right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there it is there? Oh wow, the cock there.
Speaker 2: The skin tone is completely different on the prosthetics and
Speaker 2: the rest of its body that I don't know if
Speaker 2: that's I'm not disappointed. They could have done a better
Speaker 2: job in that.
Speaker 1: I agree there is so much cock in euphoria. It's
Speaker 1: not funny.
Speaker 2: I don't think I want to watch it if the
Speaker 2: heats the cock then.
Speaker 1: But also I guess to Hwan's point. I'm never disappointed
Speaker 1: when there's an under when there's a prosthetic panis, but
Speaker 1: that doesn't worry me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so obviously fake.
Speaker 1: We don't really care who if you've got issa, just
Speaker 1: you of your own I hit U start back a
Speaker 1: couple of inches we'll played on the show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, now before we move on, I just wanted to
Speaker 2: bring something up with you, Mitchell. You know how obviously
Speaker 2: we're back for a new season of the podcast, and
Speaker 2: because it's the start of a new season, we wanted
Speaker 2: to get new voiceover stuff from our voice ever guy Bradley,
Speaker 2: of course, you know the guy that.
Speaker 1: Is it just yes.
Speaker 2: So you and I came up with a bunch of
Speaker 2: things to say, like for Bradley to read in a
Speaker 2: new script for the new year, getting a bunch of
Speaker 2: new stuff done, and you recorded it with him. I
Speaker 2: wasn't there, but you recorded it with him in studio
Speaker 2: as we both.
Speaker 1: Work at Kiss, so he's here.
Speaker 2: And so when I listened back to the audio to
Speaker 2: edit it down for one of the.
Speaker 1: Sweepers, I noticed something, what do you mean the unedited.
Speaker 2: Yes, and I've put the audio over there.
Speaker 1: I'm not brags. Get thrown by it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you haven't commoned on yet. When I say leave,
Speaker 2: the room is up fucking around the computer and it
Speaker 2: was a bograp Okay, So there was something I heard
Speaker 2: in Bradley's voice over session with you. I'm pretty sure
Speaker 2: you're farted. That's not I'm just gonna.
Speaker 1: Was hoping he says something racist so he could cancel him.
Speaker 2: No, no, don't besmirch beautiful brad not that he ever would,
Speaker 2: not that he ever would. So listen out. It's not
Speaker 2: when he's talking off there. It's when he actually starts
Speaker 2: voicing the sweeper.
Speaker 1: So I did wait, I waited for him to actually
Speaker 1: speak on mike to ship myself. Yeah, which is.
Speaker 2: Just the worst timing ever. So listen closely, headphone news
Speaker 2: that's turned this up. Listen out for the fart all right.
Speaker 6: Okay, I'm just let you finish. Don't be swallowing. Okay,
Speaker 6: all right, thank you very much, think about so you ready?
Speaker 4: All right, I'm ready, okay, right, Spotify, now do readings
Speaker 4: if you don't leave five stars, how dead and suck?
Speaker 2: Okay, just listen carefully again.
Speaker 11: It's when he says ratings regions.
Speaker 2: Did you hear that? My headphones out, and he did
Speaker 2: call you out at the start of the recording. There
Speaker 2: he said, Oh, I don't want you to be swallowing
Speaker 2: when I'm.
Speaker 11: Talking regions, regions in regions.
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, I think that's just.
Speaker 1: A frog in his throat. That's not coming from it.
Speaker 2: Sounded so distant. That's not from my butt. What the
Speaker 2: hell was it? You must have been eating something spicy?
Speaker 1: Wait, how do you know it wasn't brad that farted?
Speaker 1: He was on mic. My mic was sad. I think
Speaker 1: he's here, go aget, bring him in because he definitely booed.
Speaker 2: It wouldn't have been Bradley.
Speaker 7: Regions, go agains.
Speaker 2: It's comical and Bradley throwing the zone. It didn't throw him.
Speaker 1: Bradley's here, he must be outside.
Speaker 2: Can we call him here?
Speaker 1: Can you get him?
Speaker 3: Say?
Speaker 2: Have you got to say, Bradley?
Speaker 1: It's us, our voice over artists.
Speaker 2: We just want to discuss, so you blame Oh here
Speaker 2: he is high, brad.
Speaker 1: Can you hear that? Bradley?
Speaker 2: No, I can't bear with us.
Speaker 1: There we Hello, something's been brought to my attention. You
Speaker 1: are the fantastic vo behind the show. We love During
Speaker 1: the session that you and I did prior to the season.
Speaker 1: Starting last month, Mitch has found something in the background
Speaker 1: of the audio. You didn't say anything that you weren't
Speaker 1: throwing any expersions. It was fine, but something has happened
Speaker 1: and he's blaming me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's play this thing. But listen out when you
Speaker 2: say the word ratings, I'm thinking that Mitchell Cherry dropped
Speaker 2: his guts and listen real carefully. I would never blame
Speaker 2: you your team much.
Speaker 6: I mean, what happens in the studio with the off
Speaker 6: cuts should stay in the off cut cuts.
Speaker 1: That's the reason I was fart.
Speaker 6: All right, Okay, I'm just let you finish. Don't be swallowing. Okay,
Speaker 6: all right, thank you very much. Think about so you ready,
Speaker 6: I'm ready, okay, right, Spotify, now do ratings. If you
Speaker 6: don't leave five stars, you are dead in sun. Do
Speaker 6: you hear that I heard a fluff of that was
Speaker 6: not of my.
Speaker 2: Makings, That wasn't my.
Speaker 1: Did you notice anything during the session did you hear
Speaker 1: I'm in the zone?
Speaker 6: Ye, yes, while I'm dropping a v O and it
Speaker 6: sounds like you were dropping something else.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was. It definitely wasn't your brother.
Speaker 1: In the studio after left that's embarrassing.
Speaker 2: Here, I am trying to boost out Spotify ratings and
Speaker 2: you're fucking dropping your guts in the studio. Disgusting. Okay, well,
Speaker 2: everyone keep an ear out for that sweet because that's
Speaker 2: the only thay you did. Sign. I'm just gonna with the.
Speaker 1: Far Is it just me?
Speaker 4: Spotify now do reagings. If you don't leave five stars,
Speaker 4: you are jurd In Sun.
Speaker 2: Now, there's a few things we need to follow up
Speaker 2: from last week's episode. Episode. It was a big first week.
Speaker 1: Back blose ends to tie up.
Speaker 2: So if you're one of those weirdos that's been listening
Speaker 2: to our podcast in reverse chronological order, this is going
Speaker 2: to make absolutely no sense. Go there's an episode nine
Speaker 2: your shit out. Yeah, We've got a few things to
Speaker 2: follow up on. Firstly, you're is it just me? Last
Speaker 2: week you were trying to be the new face of
Speaker 2: the Australian Banana.
Speaker 1: Yes, I was trying to take Jessica Rose one form
Speaker 1: of income and seal Australian Bananas sponsor you and I
Speaker 1: have an update here.
Speaker 2: Actually, oh my god, really yeah, I printed it out
Speaker 2: so we sent off the jingle that you did the
Speaker 2: spot You did a jingle for astroling banana.
Speaker 7: Wait you actually sent it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we reached out and said throwing some dosh our
Speaker 2: way if you missed it or this is the jingle,
Speaker 2: why don't this is what you missed last week?
Speaker 1: You didn't hear it. It's a banana, yellow, long, fun.
Speaker 1: You can shake it, you can vapor it, you can
Speaker 1: mash it, you can blend easy, yellow tasty. Hella banana,
Speaker 1: Australian Banana, Australian banana. Get them at your local greengrocer,
Speaker 1: we go happy?
Speaker 2: Did they know to that?
Speaker 1: Right? And compelling, improvised on the spot. Free. They don't
Speaker 1: have to go to an ad agency. All they have
Speaker 1: to do is higher us exactly.
Speaker 2: So send that off to Australian Bananas, whoever they are.
Speaker 2: And have you heard this response?
Speaker 7: No? No, I really haven't.
Speaker 1: This is from Bruce b Banana. How would a banana?
Speaker 1: Howld the head of doctor the banana speak.
Speaker 2: Bas and pajamas speak pajama speak.
Speaker 1: Actually they definitely speak.
Speaker 2: Really the fuck would the show be without dialogue? It's
Speaker 2: a couple of bananas. I'll give you some banana music.
Speaker 2: This is the reply from Australian Bananas.
Speaker 1: Mitchell's thanks so much, for sharing this. We will share
Speaker 1: with the client.
Speaker 12: We love that this has been included in the podcast
Speaker 12: Banana Emoji. We are always looking for influencers to partner
Speaker 12: up with for bananas. There isn't anything in the pipeline
Speaker 12: right now, but we will get in touch if the
Speaker 12: right opportunity comes out.
Speaker 2: Now it sounds like a thanks, but no thanks fucking bananas.
Speaker 1: I'm more of a mango boy anyway.
Speaker 2: I actually I'm not kidding. I had such a craving
Speaker 2: for bananas after last week. I now I bought a
Speaker 2: whole bunch, did you really? And I eat them every
Speaker 2: morning for breakfast now and.
Speaker 1: That's what confused me. Who the fuck gets that money?
Speaker 1: How does Australian bananas conglomerate make money?
Speaker 2: Yeah? How do they measure the success of their investment?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 2: Yeah, paying for ads? How do you measure how many
Speaker 2: more bananas is there?
Speaker 1: Monthly banana rating?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I have no idea Ladyfinger out beat traditional this month.
Speaker 2: Maybe they just thought jokes on you. You've already done
Speaker 2: a jingle, You've already promoted bananas on the podcast, so like,
Speaker 2: why would we pay you to do something that's already happened?
Speaker 2: Maybe they it.
Speaker 1: We can't have two chaotic hoasts like Jessica in the suit.
Speaker 1: All right, well, that's right. That's the end of our
Speaker 1: banana collaboration.
Speaker 2: Things like I always say, you don't get anything if
Speaker 2: you don't ask. That's right, answers no, but whatever. You
Speaker 2: move on.
Speaker 1: Another update with more yep, So.
Speaker 2: Jenna's driving lesson that we did last week, she got
Speaker 2: dragged into the WSFM studio with Jones inner Man. They
Speaker 2: wanted to kick her while she's sound. Really just rub
Speaker 2: in the fact that she's grown ass adult that doesn't
Speaker 2: have a driver's last night, and they did a whole
Speaker 2: segment about it, didn't they They got other elderly people to
Speaker 2: call in and talk about things they can't do exactly
Speaker 2: they really should be able.
Speaker 1: To do exactly it did they do?
Speaker 7: They just pull you in, ra They said, we're doing
Speaker 7: a segment on late learners. You're a late learner. You're
Speaker 7: old to learn how to drive. Come in.
Speaker 1: It's embarrassing. I heard the audio because we make fun
Speaker 1: of Amana Keller in it. We don't make fun of it.
Speaker 1: We use her name in our ge Why don't.
Speaker 2: We play a little bit of it now and then
Speaker 2: we'll upload the whole segment as a bonus podcast. So
Speaker 2: if you want to hear the whole thing, if you
Speaker 2: want to hear all the other geriatrics ringing in to
Speaker 2: make Jenna feel better, Yeah, there'll be a bonus episode.
Speaker 2: But this is the gist of it.
Speaker 8: Our digital producer, we love her.
Speaker 2: A name is Jenna.
Speaker 8: She's twenty eight years old. She has recently decided to
Speaker 8: learn to drive. She takes part in a podcast with
Speaker 8: They're called a couple of mitches. Yeah, I've heard of them,
Speaker 8: and it's called is It Just Me?
Speaker 1: Is It just Me? Or is it a couple of Mitches?
Speaker 2: It's called is It just names? Is this podcast got
Speaker 2: is it just Me?
Speaker 1: It's called it one thing? One thought? Can I tell
Speaker 1: you this?
Speaker 2: It's called is It Just Me?
Speaker 8: With a couple of mitches in Jenna?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, the printing alone will kill your podcast?
Speaker 8: Can I continue?
Speaker 1: Sure?
Speaker 3: You can?
Speaker 2: We have Jenna with us.
Speaker 1: Hello Jenna, Hello, So you're twenty eight.
Speaker 8: Did you have a scary moment? I got my license
Speaker 8: my l's when I was sixteen, and then I was
Speaker 8: so horrified when I started to learn to drive. I
Speaker 8: didn't get my license till I was twenty seven, So
Speaker 8: all those years in between, I ignored it.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's pretty much what happened to me. So I
Speaker 7: started driving when I was like sixteen seventeen, like a
Speaker 7: few lessons, but I just wasn't good at it. So
Speaker 7: I thought I'll never be good at it.
Speaker 2: So I just gave her do you enjoy driving?
Speaker 7: Well, it wasn't until I drove with Mitches that I
Speaker 7: realized that I could do it, and then I was
Speaker 7: enjoying it. Before that, I was like, oh, I don't
Speaker 7: know if I want to do it. I don't know
Speaker 7: if I enjoy it. I'm a bit scared. But now
Speaker 7: I feel like I've done it once, I can do
Speaker 7: it again.
Speaker 9: Jenny, thanks for your support. Jamesy Wow, what a what
Speaker 9: a steadfast plug that was. I told you he was
Speaker 9: besotted by Jennic's bussy power.
Speaker 1: But that further proves my point that Jenna is more
Speaker 1: powerful than any of us because Jina.
Speaker 2: Wow, he was so much to our faith back in
Speaker 2: episode eighty when he came on out show for him.
Speaker 1: To rubbish our name like that, discussing Amanda loves that
Speaker 1: she can.
Speaker 2: Tell Oh, yeah, Amanda would die front.
Speaker 1: And I would do the same for her as what
Speaker 1: I am.
Speaker 2: Now, another thing we need to follow up on is
Speaker 2: our little mission to voice message celebrities every week until
Speaker 2: they reply. Okay, I chose carry Anne as the celebrity
Speaker 2: so called celebrity that I would message relentlessly, and I
Speaker 2: chose to reply.
Speaker 1: I chose Patty Newton to message relentlessly until she replies.
Speaker 2: You get a reply check in.
Speaker 7: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I'll go first. I'll go first.
Speaker 2: So guess the no question? How can you possibly drag
Speaker 2: this out?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna check double te pad at official message.
Speaker 2: I got nothing yet, neither nothing from Kerry.
Speaker 7: Did they at least see it?
Speaker 5: Not?
Speaker 1: Noither of might. So now now now we have to
Speaker 1: send another one?
Speaker 2: Correct, Yeah, we may as well. What can we do
Speaker 2: to make this one stand out from the others?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Wait, well I've got something. I've got something. It just
Speaker 1: hit me. I think she'll love it. She'll love it.
Speaker 1: Just creative. Patty, Kay, Patty Cake, one, two three, Patty,
Speaker 1: come on my show with me. Hello, Patty, It's Mitch Chury.
Speaker 1: I would just love to get all my podcast as
Speaker 1: a guest. I thought I'd do a little cheeky spin
Speaker 1: and sing you as you are a showtime legend, so
Speaker 1: we'd love to have you on the podcast to to
Speaker 1: banter with this anyway. I love you. Patty talks to
Speaker 1: twenty seconds. I'm the knocker hit me, Paddy Paddy Cake
Speaker 1: yea for carry?
Speaker 2: What could you do for Carry? I have to do
Speaker 2: a song. I don't know if I can do a
Speaker 2: song Kerry Yea.
Speaker 1: Maybe sing about her being a reptile or something.
Speaker 2: From the Leman. No, I don't want to insult it.
Speaker 2: I'll never get a reply that way.
Speaker 1: Is that insulting to Patty? Should I delete that?
Speaker 2: It's funny, It's just very fucking odd, that's all she's.
Speaker 1: Going to come on bit.
Speaker 3: I thought it was going in a completely.
Speaker 1: Different No, no, no, okay, maybe just compliment carry.
Speaker 2: What if I do it rather than singing, I'll just
Speaker 2: do it in like an indie singer voice carry Iron.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yees a triple J song.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh my gosh, I don't even what I'm going
Speaker 2: to say. M hm Hi, Kerry Iron. I just started
Speaker 2: so by see how you been? That's live love your Yeah. No,
Speaker 2: there's no way I'm getting a reply. She can tell
Speaker 2: that's a piss take it, no, send it I'll wat you.
Speaker 2: I feel like I'm the chances for getting a reply there.
Speaker 1: Now do you think they get notifications? This would have
Speaker 1: go to the others follow wouldn't it.
Speaker 2: It'd go to their message request probably if they don't
Speaker 2: follow you, which at which they don't.
Speaker 1: Well, let's see what we get next week. And now
Speaker 1: that we have a drug smugger update as well.
Speaker 2: I believe that's that's my question because at the end
Speaker 2: of last week's episode, we're about to wrap up, and then,
Speaker 2: as often tends to happen, our minds wandered and we
Speaker 2: started talking about the fact that Chappelle Corby follows me
Speaker 2: on Instagram and then we were like, right, I'm going
Speaker 2: to message Chappelle Corby. You message Cassie Sainsbury Cocaine Cassie.
Speaker 1: Yes, cokain Cassie.
Speaker 2: In terms of rankings of Australia's most iconic alleged drug smugglers,
Speaker 2: they'd be the top two week one hundred definitely.
Speaker 1: And Andrew are key for close third.
Speaker 2: Drug smuggle.
Speaker 7: He had weed on him when they rested him, and
Speaker 7: an ice pie.
Speaker 2: Though you didn't try and take it through an airport.
Speaker 7: He smuggled it in the Channel seven van or something.
Speaker 2: Oh well, I take that back. He's in the top three,
Speaker 2: top five, top five.
Speaker 1: Okay, well I'll go first.
Speaker 2: Cassie sayings Bretty to get back to you.
Speaker 1: All right, have an update. I've got half a point
Speaker 1: because Cassie followed me back on TikTok.
Speaker 2: She followed me too, because I wasn't even the one
Speaker 2: trying to contact.
Speaker 1: Okay, Cassie followed me and I did. Remember I commented
Speaker 1: on a video saying Cassie, please follow me back now
Speaker 1: because I messaged you. Well, I messaged her and I said, Cassie,
Speaker 1: big fan of your work, which I guess is drug smuggling.
Speaker 1: So I guess I just complimented top job on that
Speaker 1: one cat you did real well, actually you bungled that
Speaker 1: up for a year. Here is that all she spent?
Speaker 11: More?
Speaker 1: How did she get out?
Speaker 7: She was all of a sudden, she.
Speaker 2: How long she was in Carabra can That was my girl,
Speaker 2: that was your that was your smuggler.
Speaker 1: Anyway, I said, we love you and throwing this, I said,
Speaker 1: me and my co host love how open you are
Speaker 1: with your partner because you know gay nice And then
Speaker 1: she didn't reply, So.
Speaker 2: Really show its do you reckon. She does it? Tell
Speaker 2: you on Instagram TikTok of its red.
Speaker 1: It doesn't, it doesn't. Where was Where was the cocaine
Speaker 1: on her body?
Speaker 2: I don't know. It was your tails? Sorry, bra?
Speaker 7: Luggage?
Speaker 1: Luggage all right? So if I get any samsonight ads,
Speaker 1: I'll send him her work.
Speaker 2: I can't remember off the top of my head, but
Speaker 2: I don't think it was just a little bit of cocaine.
Speaker 2: It's quite a hep.
Speaker 1: What you nickname cocaine? You hope?
Speaker 3: So she smuggled five point eight kilos in eighteen separate
Speaker 3: packages of headphones, the.
Speaker 2: Perfect Lie and for us what brand headphones? Yeah? Sand
Speaker 2: highs bo oh? Are you going to send a bump?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I'll send a bump. Now, can you send a voice message?
Speaker 1: That'd be good, wouldn't it.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't really use TikTok DM No.
Speaker 1: I'll do voice to text. Hey, Cassie, Comma just checking
Speaker 1: in Queen. Exclamation point, We love what you do. Exclamation
Speaker 1: point next week would work for recording time if that
Speaker 1: suits you and you're not busy in prison. Full stop?
Speaker 1: Thanks perfect de codd Well it put according in instead
Speaker 1: of according, but that's fine.
Speaker 2: I can fix that after I never used voice to text.
Speaker 2: The only time I ever used voice to text, and when
Speaker 2: I don't know how to spell a word, and like
Speaker 2: auto correct is not helping me. So my housemate just
Speaker 2: hears me in my bedroom, just mid sentence, be like
Speaker 2: crescent and it spells the word for me. Similarly, how
Speaker 2: the do you spell that? Now? My drug smugglers alleged alleged, alleged.
Speaker 1: Sorry, it's it's the artist, the girl that she sings.
Speaker 1: That's that hot song.
Speaker 2: You've double booked yourself another radio interview, have you yes?
Speaker 2: Who's no?
Speaker 1: That's genuine. She walks into the Jones Avana studio, puss out,
Speaker 1: five am Jones. He pulls up on his motorbike, be
Speaker 1: doing an interview right now? She can He sees generator desk.
Speaker 2: I am, and she's just there fanning herself love, hair
Speaker 2: blowing in the wind, and and he's like, we really
Speaker 2: can't be putting a ship like this.
Speaker 1: Out there, My god, Jonesy, we love you. Yeah, do
Speaker 1: you want to sit through the interview? What do you
Speaker 1: want to do because it's in two minutes?
Speaker 2: Well no, my preference a bit of cancel the bitch
Speaker 2: and we're just not talking.
Speaker 1: I can't cancel any meally, that song's hot. We'll be
Speaker 1: we'll cut this out. Thank you so much for having me.
Speaker 1: It was great to meet you. Yeah, you too, and
Speaker 1: you are killing it, honest to god, so good to
Speaker 1: see it. Thank you, good to see you. We'll talk soon.
Speaker 1: All right, Bye, Brian, Bye, guys.
Speaker 4: Bye.
Speaker 1: Alright, I'm done. I fake laughed for about ten minutes.
Speaker 1: Now we're back. Mike back on. Hello, Jenny you back?
Speaker 2: Sorry?
Speaker 1: Hello?
Speaker 2: Where were we?
Speaker 1: Chappelle Corby over the bar?
Speaker 2: I love it? Oh yeah, Chappelle Corby. So nothing from
Speaker 2: Cassie Sainsbury again. Cassi hinged her, but no need to
Speaker 2: ping Chapelle. She got back to me. No, because, as
Speaker 2: you know, she already followed me on Instagram. She's a fan.
Speaker 2: And yep she got back to me.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: So if you weren't listening last week, I messaged her
Speaker 2: first inviting her on the show. This is what I said, Hi, Chappelle,
Speaker 2: it's Mitchell here. I just wanted to let you know.
Speaker 2: We were chatting on the podcast about people who follow
Speaker 2: us on Instagram, and my big flex was that Chappelle call.
Speaker 2: He follows me, My co hosts were so bitter, bitter
Speaker 2: with jealousy. You have no idea, So anyway, we just
Speaker 2: wanted to invite you on. If you ever want to
Speaker 2: come on for a chat, the airwaves are yours, Chappelle.
Speaker 1: A good cell, A good cell from you.
Speaker 2: It was very inviting, I thought, and not long after
Speaker 2: I left this building, she replied, almost instantly. Didn't take
Speaker 2: her long to get back to me. I'm sure she
Speaker 2: was so excited to get a message from me. This
Speaker 2: is what she said. Okay, you're ready for them.
Speaker 1: And a voice message too.
Speaker 2: Yep, I got a voice message from Chapelle.
Speaker 5: Hello, Mitchell. Yes, I do follow you. I think you're fabulous.
Speaker 5: I just love you, and I love the fact that
Speaker 5: you're from like originally you're from a place called Bogan
Speaker 5: And hey, me and my sister we're the biggest Bogan's out.
Speaker 5: Thank you for inviting me on for a chat. But
Speaker 5: I will decline that I don't think I'm the best speaker,
Speaker 5: so I won't embarrass myself any further than needed at
Speaker 5: the moment. But thank you so much, Mitchell. And hi
Speaker 5: to your co hosts. I do see them through your instagrams,
Speaker 5: so they're not they're not forgotten or they're not not known,
Speaker 5: they are there. So cheers to you and happy Rose
Speaker 5: a day.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh I got a reply from Chapel.
Speaker 2: Holy she Yeah, we're all pals now of us. I know,
Speaker 2: I don't know your names. Couldn't care less you died,
Speaker 2: But she didn't wear.
Speaker 1: She sounds like a high five actor.
Speaker 5: She does.
Speaker 2: She's quite. She's quite perky.
Speaker 1: Isn't she very perky?
Speaker 5: Hello Mitchell, Yes, I do follow you.
Speaker 2: I think it's fabulous. I know what she means when
Speaker 2: she says she's not a great speaker and doesn't want
Speaker 2: to embarrass herself. I don't see anything bad about that.
Speaker 7: Great completely agree.
Speaker 2: She came in for I don't know if she had
Speaker 2: followed me on Instagram at this point, but when I
Speaker 2: still worked for Carlin Jackie. Oh, she came in for
Speaker 2: an interview and it was very compelling. It was chappelling,
Speaker 2: and I don't think she was a bad speaker. Granted
Speaker 2: she was, you know, talking about the whole prison said
Speaker 2: she was a bit emotional.
Speaker 1: She's a sweetheart. If you go you don't know who
Speaker 1: Chappelle Corby is. If you're an international listener, probably should
Speaker 1: have set this up. She is lovely.
Speaker 2: I think we made it quiet clear when we said
Speaker 2: she's the most famous drug smuggler.
Speaker 1: She smuggled quite a ship tourn of marijuana into BALI.
Speaker 2: Can you find the interview with Carlin Jackie?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2: Also, I'm sure it's on YouTube because I put it there.
Speaker 1: So she smuggled marijuana in a boogiey board. She was
Speaker 1: caught and she served i think ten years in prison,
Speaker 1: but they were going to kill her. She had the
Speaker 1: death sentence.
Speaker 2: Remember how many years she was there, but it was
Speaker 2: a long time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, I think maybe twenty years.
Speaker 5: Sam.
Speaker 2: Can you check? Sorry to would it kill us to
Speaker 2: do our own research prior?
Speaker 5: No, My mind like literally for about four years catatonic,
Speaker 5: really because you to me, if I couldn't speak speak,
Speaker 5: people would have to massage my feet in my hands
Speaker 5: because that crampon was in such a hell in my
Speaker 5: mind and it's just really hard. Sorry, I'm gonna cry.
Speaker 5: Mental illness is real and a lot of people accused
Speaker 5: me of faking this. And look if I if I
Speaker 5: could have lived without mental illness, oh god, my mind
Speaker 5: would be so much better. My life would be better.
Speaker 5: Mercedes didn't I wouldn't have had to go through what
Speaker 5: she had to go through. She'd actually asleep in prison
Speaker 5: a couple of times with me because I just could not.
Speaker 5: She couldn't shower, I couldn't eat, I couldn't I was catatonic.
Speaker 1: This was her first interview since she left prison, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the very first one as a psychologist. You had both, Yeah,
Speaker 2: so even when she was super emotional, she wasn't a
Speaker 2: bad speaking whatever. I can copy the rejection, I'll take
Speaker 2: the hint.
Speaker 1: And you know what, I think, I'm proud of you
Speaker 1: as well for talking about your your growing up, in
Speaker 1: your childhood in the Bogan.
Speaker 2: You know, she's clearly not a die hard. Is she
Speaker 2: come from a town called Bogan?
Speaker 1: She's not a die hard?
Speaker 13: All right?
Speaker 1: Well give me the other criminal to DM.
Speaker 2: Come on, they would have had to have been released
Speaker 2: from prison. Yeah, okay, here do we have Matthew Newton?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, imagine if we just hit all the
Speaker 2: Newton family obviously, Bert, Yeah, you can't message Burt.
Speaker 1: He won't get back to us.
Speaker 2: I'm getting they board. Yeah, can we try? And we've
Speaker 2: got to get John Edward or some psychic on to
Speaker 2: try and cross over to Bert Newton and say, hey, mate,
Speaker 2: can you ask Patty to reply to.
Speaker 1: If that's how we get to it? Oh imagine? All right,
Speaker 1: well is that us done? Goodness me, we've got a
Speaker 1: tight our criminal arc in a nice little bar.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a no from Chappelle. So we're back to
Speaker 2: the drawing board. But hey, we do have some guests
Speaker 2: coming on next week.
Speaker 1: We do.
Speaker 2: Yes, you remember my old podcast and My Cup of
Speaker 2: Tea I.
Speaker 1: Do after it was canceled by the Podcast Commission to
Speaker 1: the podcast commission, it's like the Wizarding of Magic. What's
Speaker 1: it called?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they came down hard on my old podcast.
Speaker 2: That makes you seemingly jealous today, doesn't a lot of
Speaker 2: our listeners come from that podcast?
Speaker 1: Two of them? Two of them?
Speaker 2: Anyhow, Our good friend Talisia Vescio, who I used to
Speaker 2: do not My covered Tea with, she's got a new
Speaker 2: podcast here without mate, Oscar. So they're going to be
Speaker 2: both coming in here next week. Party Games podcast, that's
Speaker 2: what they've called.
Speaker 1: And what can I challenge him to bring something to
Speaker 1: the table on the show.
Speaker 2: You can do what you like, Oscar.
Speaker 1: If you're getting this audio, i'd like get a jingle
Speaker 1: written for is it just me the podcast? It doesn't
Speaker 1: have to be a full song, just a jingle.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know if he listens, to be honest,
Speaker 2: as much as where he's supporting their podcast, party games
Speaker 2: podcast is what it's called. Well, you know what, don't
Speaker 2: if he listened, so he might not get that message.
Speaker 2: You can just put him on the spot next week.
Speaker 1: I agree. Yeah, if I can do it, he can
Speaker 1: do it.
Speaker 2: He can rip it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right, all right, we'll have them next week.
Speaker 1: That's very exciting.
Speaker 2: I love that show.
Speaker 1: That's really cool. Otherwise, we're going to get out of
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Speaker 2: No, Okay, did you hear that Jonesy has stolen our
Speaker 2: idea and he's taking Jenna for a driving lesson to
Speaker 2: get her one on one?
Speaker 7: Ah, what's happening Jenna?
Speaker 1: If you get in that car? He turns the radio
Speaker 1: and Jones he asked the sett I yuck.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, we are run with this joke. Do
Speaker 2: you drive an automatic?
Speaker 1: Why is there a big gishick in your pants?
Speaker 2: That's what you get for bagging the branding of our show,
Speaker 2: Jones make wild and baseless rumors about you.
Speaker 1: Poor Jonesy. He has been happily married to his beautiful life.
Speaker 1: He's got many years daughter, a thandral close thander, and
Speaker 1: he's a lovely household man and I take out all
Speaker 1: my negative it's all a joke, going good, all fun.
Speaker 1: He worked with the man of Keiller. He gets a joke.
Speaker 1: They really fucked our branding.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thanks for that, Jonesy.
Speaker 1: Is it just me with a couple of mitches with Jenna, No.
Speaker 2: It's it's our Instagram handled a couple of mitches because
Speaker 2: that's more fun. Exactly right, then?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Podcast? One word? That's a lot too. We are already taken too.
Speaker 2: We should do an update on you know how we
Speaker 2: listened to the other Is it just poc Yes, very
Speaker 2: popular podcast name I Reckon. It's been about a year
Speaker 2: since we last listen to the others, so there's probably
Speaker 2: more now.
Speaker 7: When you've got your appendix out.
Speaker 2: Oh that's right. We were in my bed. Yes, that
Speaker 2: was around That was like a couple of weeks before
Speaker 2: my artiograph.
Speaker 1: So yeah, you're right. What a mess you have searched?
Speaker 1: Is it just me? Let's just we can do it later.
Speaker 1: But I just want to see if there's any on
Speaker 1: the surface.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh oh my god, they do. They look
Speaker 2: unfamiliar to you. There's new ones unfamiliar to me.
Speaker 1: And then out we obviously the top number one? Is
Speaker 1: it just me? We weren't when we start, or we've
Speaker 1: climbed at the top. Is it just me? With Joe
Speaker 1: Elvin who is a friend of the show. She's been
Speaker 1: number two, she's now number three. We have a new
Speaker 1: second time that Is It Just Me? A podcast by
Speaker 1: may Dang?
Speaker 2: Oh No, I don't think we have played that.
Speaker 13: But I.
Speaker 2: Don't actually know if you're right in saying that when
Speaker 2: you search us, we come up as number one. I
Speaker 2: think the search result is tailored to like your browsing history,
Speaker 2: because you know how you said that that other chick
Speaker 2: the what is that? Is it just Me? By may Dang? Yes,
Speaker 2: may Dang, you said that that comes up second? Been
Speaker 2: on mine?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 7: No, it doesn't on mine?
Speaker 10: I mean our.
Speaker 2: Obviously comes up first, but I reckon the order is
Speaker 2: different depending on so like if a total stranger that's
Speaker 2: never heard of this podcast would were to search it,
Speaker 2: I reckon we might not come up first.
Speaker 1: No, we'd have the most listens, of course it.
Speaker 2: Was obviously if it's a game of most listeners would
Speaker 2: be out by a bloody mine.
Speaker 1: Here, Well, they're not searching the stock exchange would be
Speaker 1: at the top of that. If you were searchers. Are just.
Speaker 2: Guy Alex Frost that was on Survivor?
Speaker 1: No? Oh, No, I didn't. I didn't.
Speaker 2: I told you the story. He was in my class
Speaker 2: at the radio school. Get Out Sam Bachelorette turned Home
Speaker 2: and Away.
Speaker 1: Star Sam Fross younger brother.
Speaker 2: Yes, Alex Frost absolutely gorgeous.
Speaker 1: By the way.
Speaker 2: I did a YouTube video with him on my YouTube channel.
Speaker 2: It was like taking straight guys gay clubbing.
Speaker 1: Ah.
Speaker 2: Oh was that him? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh, he's quite the looker. Yeah.
Speaker 2: But here's the thing. So he was in my class
Speaker 2: at the Australian Film Television Radio School. Yeah, And we
Speaker 2: were obviously in the radio class and we started talking
Speaker 2: about like it was one of her first days. And
Speaker 2: they said to us, right, so who do you think
Speaker 2: does a good job at radio? And who do you
Speaker 2: think does a bad job at radio? Yeah, And at
Speaker 2: the time, his darling sister, Sam Frost was on air
Speaker 2: today fan the Breakfast with Sam Show, Sam Show, and
Speaker 2: not knowing that her blood relative was in the room,
Speaker 2: my bag the absolute fuck out of Rove and Sam.
Speaker 7: Oh, and the teacher was just.
Speaker 2: Giving me this look in her eyes like shut up,
Speaker 2: I we you, I shut your dog mouth because I
Speaker 2: was just like, there, they don't know what they're doing.
Speaker 2: They don't even listen to each other. The banter is
Speaker 2: so shit. They just sound so amateur, and I was
Speaker 2: just hurling all the insults. And then I'm pretty sure
Speaker 2: at one stage I said, it's specially Sam. She's so
Speaker 2: out of her death I feel bad for her. She
Speaker 2: accepted this job for Cloud but has no idea what
Speaker 2: she's doing. And then eventually a few weeks later, I
Speaker 2: found out that, oh god, Sam Frost's brother in the class,
Speaker 2: any one.
Speaker 1: Of her family actually loved her. They had put her
Speaker 1: out of her misery until that she has the talent
Speaker 1: of an armadillo.
Speaker 2: I'd be embarrassed to be related to that. Mile.
Speaker 1: Imagine turning up to whatever education you have every day
Speaker 1: knowing that your sister is that bitch.
Speaker 2: And then he gave me a lift home from class ones.
Speaker 2: And that was when Robin Sam were on air at
Speaker 2: nighttime at Today M and Robin Sam right, and I
Speaker 2: was like, oh, yes, this is on. I love that show.
Speaker 2: I'm hoping to erase the memory of everything I said prior.
Speaker 2: Love them. They're so going aleck.
Speaker 1: She was listening to his sister in the car Well.
Speaker 2: His radio is on TODAYFM, and they're on air at
Speaker 2: that time. I mean, no one listens to night radio
Speaker 2: on purpose. This is by accident.
Speaker 1: It's my bread and butter. Got that expression, it's my
Speaker 1: bread and butter. I don't even bry bread or buttter.
Speaker 1: What's a modern day saying? If it's my.
Speaker 2: Breathably ties in with the whole bread winner thing, like
Speaker 2: it's it's what you do money or whatever.
Speaker 1: One of the two most shopped items you buy.
Speaker 2: With limes and toilet paper.
Speaker 1: So you could go, oh, yeah, it's my lines and
Speaker 1: toilet paper. Jenne would be it's my chain mail and
Speaker 1: arsenic yep and bleach.
Speaker 7: That's it would.
Speaker 2: Be, it's my redheads and kerosene.
Speaker 1: Like it's my homus and jabbani yogurt on the go back?
Speaker 1: Have you had the high protein one. There's the problem
Speaker 1: is you can't hold on them for too long because
Speaker 1: then you know when you eat it and the pops cold.
Speaker 1: But then you get to the part that you've been
Speaker 1: holding and it's warm because your hand has warmed it up.
Speaker 1: I hate that.
Speaker 2: I never take my time with those things. I suck
Speaker 2: it off then and there goodness, my partial to a quickie,
Speaker 2: what flavor I picked to whoa what banana that wasn't
Speaker 2: meant to be? Then?
Speaker 1: Can I tell you something nuts. I'm gonna play you
Speaker 1: a TikTok that I saw that I thought of you
Speaker 1: straight away. I think I sent it to you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if I can't find it. You know the reason banana
Speaker 1: flavoring banana essence or banana bab.
Speaker 2: Banana banana quick?
Speaker 1: Yes, but you know what I can get around banana
Speaker 1: es quick. The reason why banana essence tastes nothing like
Speaker 1: real banana because it really doesn't. It doesn't taste like
Speaker 1: an actual banana. It tastes different.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like watermelon flavor doesn't taste like watermelon exactly exactly.
Speaker 1: But the reason the banana is just like that is
Speaker 1: because there was a banana plague like in the sixties.
Speaker 1: So they were so worried they were going to lose
Speaker 1: actual banana that they had to create their own fake banana,
Speaker 1: and that is why it tastes fake.
Speaker 2: The banana flavoring is like the wish version, yes of bananas.
Speaker 2: They tried to create it and just did not nail us.
Speaker 1: Yes, And that's just what has caught on. People got
Speaker 1: so used in accustomed to the banana essence flavor that
Speaker 1: they've kept it, but it is not actual banana.
Speaker 2: I personally think that it's better the banana flavoring, even
Speaker 2: though I'm quite partial to bananas. That's a last week.
Speaker 2: I've been having them for breakfast.
Speaker 1: I like, but I put bananas on my cereal every morning.
Speaker 1: I love it. Really yeah, really good because bananas and
Speaker 1: two fruits to my cereal.
Speaker 2: Have you seen that TikTok that comedian male Buttle, You
Speaker 2: know how she hosts. She hosts great Australian bacon. Of course,
Speaker 2: her whole thing on TikTok at the moment is just
Speaker 2: making fun of mums. Yeah, I've seen it, and it's
Speaker 2: the TikTok just says, mum wants you to eat a banana.
Speaker 1: What does it play?
Speaker 2: It is it playing?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna turn around. Sorry it's on now. Yeah.
Speaker 2: By the way, guys, we invested in new cord where
Speaker 2: we can plug our phone. Then yeah, to the very
Speaker 2: all right here it is.
Speaker 14: That's what we're having for two and if you're still
Speaker 14: hungry afterwards, have a banana. A dinner will be at
Speaker 14: least forty five minutes. I have just put it in
Speaker 14: the oven. If you are hungry, why don't you have
Speaker 14: a banana to told yourself over this plenty of bananas.
Speaker 7: Feeling a bit off?
Speaker 1: Hmm, what if I got I've got I could do?
Speaker 14: You have a banana, just something light, just to get
Speaker 14: in your tummy.
Speaker 2: Here, mum. Ever, between that TikTok and your jingle, I
Speaker 2: was like, fuck it, I'm buying bananas your hook.
Speaker 1: This is the TikTok about the essence if if we've
Speaker 1: moved on, but I plug my cord in here we
Speaker 1: you can hear mine.
Speaker 13: Have you ever wondered why banana flavoring and candy or
Speaker 13: medicine tastes nothing like an actual banana?
Speaker 1: This is actually my mind when I found out.
Speaker 13: So in the eighteen hundreds, when bananas were first being
Speaker 13: introduced to one became super popular, called the grow Michelle,
Speaker 13: And that's because it made a ton of fruit and
Speaker 13: was easy to ship all around the world. And that
Speaker 13: is what artificial ban and a flavor was based off of.
Speaker 13: But the problem was decades later, in the nineteen fifties,
Speaker 13: a fungal disease basically destroyed that entire species, and so
Speaker 13: as a result, this time the Cavendish became popular because
Speaker 13: it was resistant to that fungal disease.
Speaker 1: Not as impressive as my story. You get the point.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wonder how many times we've used the word
Speaker 2: banana in this episode. A lot of banana jats.
Speaker 1: Count it up, Sam, Can you go back in to
Speaker 1: every reference we had to go with the library thing?
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, apparently the libraries aren't a thing in COVID times.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's.
Speaker 2: I tried to print something. That's why I bought a
Speaker 2: print to.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it was a major. We were all major
Speaker 1: a couple of weeks ago. And you have a printer,
Speaker 1: and I said, hey, we need a print out because
Speaker 1: why because Mitchell is one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you can you can just print it at work.
Speaker 2: That's why I have to get one, because I don't.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure. In the early days of this podcast,
Speaker 2: we did a whole thing about how no one buys
Speaker 2: printers anymore. Who the fuck would get a printer? Loser?
Speaker 2: Turns out I need them more frequently than I thought
Speaker 2: because I used to do just print it at work.
Speaker 3: And she thank you for reminding me. I need to
Speaker 3: print out my turn label.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like that's what I need.
Speaker 1: To print for did you know that recept? You know
Speaker 1: how when you return something at Asos you got to
Speaker 1: drop it back to the post office. Do you know
Speaker 1: reception here can do it for you?
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you just give it a reception.
Speaker 2: And they lodge it and then that well, that information
Speaker 2: is helpful to no one to accept you free to say,
Speaker 2: you know, listeners of ours coming to the Kids FM
Speaker 2: studio as the past election.
Speaker 1: I gotta sent a package today this it's called the
Speaker 1: personal print. They do custom my phone cases this month
Speaker 1: through my radio show, and they sent me a package
Speaker 1: today and there was a small box. Oh, this is mine,
Speaker 1: And then the receptions went, oh, do you want to
Speaker 1: take this to Jenna? And I said, oh, Jenna got
Speaker 1: a package, Yeah she did, gigantic. I opened the box
Speaker 1: of it to have a look. It's a giant fault
Speaker 1: leater keg of whiskey fireball.
Speaker 2: Yes, like Bible shots. What's the killers of cinnamon whiskey?
Speaker 2: Sharing his camera?
Speaker 8: Where is that?
Speaker 1: Jenna?
Speaker 7: I didn't ask for it.
Speaker 1: Why do they send it to you?
Speaker 7: Because I wrote about it.
Speaker 1: And they send it to you? Say thank you?
Speaker 7: Yes, and it's worth two hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 2: Wow, that really is how the world works. She just
Speaker 2: puts any old fucking article on WSFM and then hypes
Speaker 2: that they send her free ship. It's like the new Mercedes,
Speaker 2: the new BMW.
Speaker 1: Ye hear me, come off the back of my show.
Speaker 2: Actually, why the fuckers she want those cards? He doesn't drive,
Speaker 2: and you've established.
Speaker 4: Yes what I'm real.
Speaker 7: I'm going to book a list of the driving test.
Speaker 1: It's all lies.
Speaker 2: It's not a lie. I will show you. I'd be
Speaker 2: interested to know who's the better driving instructor, me or
Speaker 2: Brendan Jones.
Speaker 7: Jones I'll love date you.
Speaker 2: I can tell you which one of us is going
Speaker 2: to try and interfere with you while you're driving. We
Speaker 2: need to dip that.
Speaker 1: We need to stop that joke. We need to I
Speaker 1: think it's over for that. We can't do anymore.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and no one in our Facebook group don't get
Speaker 2: smart about jokes about Jonesy being a predator towards Jenna,
Speaker 2: her trying to lull him.
Speaker 1: He's made jokes for to being a predator. He's just
Speaker 1: horny for Jenna. That's Jenny is of age. I have anything.
Speaker 1: She's she's too old to be hit on. She's an
Speaker 1: eternal flame.
Speaker 2: You're right, he's a human.
Speaker 7: Yes, another thing I'm too old to do, even said, what.
Speaker 2: Are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Let's discuss Jenna. All right, let's go guys. What an
Speaker 1: episode it's been.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we hope this podcast made you feel at least
Speaker 2: two percent better today, So we do.
Speaker 1: Yep, that's right, so we do. So we do?
Speaker 2: Do we like that? Are we sicking with that?
Speaker 9: I like it?
Speaker 1: It's nice. Forgot I forgot you're doing it so took
Speaker 1: me about.
Speaker 2: I reckon it should be like a prayer, you know
Speaker 2: in church he says that you and everyone repeats, got it?
Speaker 2: And also with you, I'll say, we hope this podcast
Speaker 2: makes you feel at least two percent better today.
Speaker 1: That's all, so we do, sam in think say it again,
Speaker 1: say it again.
Speaker 2: We hope this podcast made you feel at least two
Speaker 2: percent better today. That's all, so we do. Oh, I
Speaker 2: liked that.
Speaker 1: A bit cultish.
Speaker 2: Imagine you listeners hearing that with the first time and
Speaker 2: shipped themselves.
Speaker 1: We do everything what I emptied into people nuts.
Speaker 2: I'm happy.
Speaker 1: Let's rob hope. We may hope the podcast makes you felt.
Speaker 12: Everyone, so we do.
Speaker 9: We didn't get to say it together.
Speaker 1: We already did that, we've done.
Speaker 7: I want to do it again that that will be
Speaker 7: the fourth time you sure, yes, I need.
Speaker 1: Guys, we hope this podcast makes you feel at least
Speaker 1: too that's my line.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you're right, God going off script again, So
Speaker 2: we ad telling you about.
Speaker 1: Let's get doctor sard on my line, doctor my gp.
Speaker 2: Dr wonder so.
Speaker 1: Doctor start to get rid of the same, doctor heavy.
Speaker 1: If you're.
Speaker 9: Doctor Dove, Dr Dave, I'd buy that as.
Speaker 2: We hope this podcast made to feel at least two
Speaker 2: percent better today. That's all amen, So we do.
Speaker 1: It's got lest we forget energy.
Speaker 2: It really does. Let's we forget. That's a valid point.
Speaker 2: Lest tweet, let'st I regret you know what? Lest means what?
Speaker 2: So we don't? Oh so like we better wrap this
Speaker 2: podcast up lest you be late for work?
Speaker 1: True?
Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm so good, guessed for at the moment, lest
Speaker 9: for I didn't get that forgetful.
Speaker 2: Oh no, that's not it. It's less means like hoping
Speaker 2: that something doesn't happen. Oh right, right, Ah, I better
Speaker 2: not eat that fourth big matt lest I have a
Speaker 2: heart attack?
Speaker 1: Got it gotten? Yeah that's what?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay that fits in and that fits in all right. Oh,
Speaker 1: if you have a Guardian this week, copy the Guardian.
Speaker 1: I feature in the Guardian everyone this week, and I
Speaker 1: give our podcast a real handy plug. I wrote a
Speaker 1: piece for The Guardian and guess what they said?
Speaker 2: No edits.
Speaker 1: O very shock. They thought I was illiterate and dumb.
Speaker 1: He was like, I'm shocked there were no edits. I said,
Speaker 1: really many, even grammatical ones.
Speaker 2: I hope you read it back and it's just not
Speaker 2: at all what you wrote now, just.
Speaker 1: This thig piece on Scomo's Prime ministership.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you actually wrote the whole thing.
Speaker 1: Yes, I did. I had to write the top ten
Speaker 1: funniest things I've seen on the Internet. Number one was
Speaker 1: supposed to be this podcast, but that was too self
Speaker 1: indulgent and too puggy. That told me to change it.
Speaker 7: Oh that's where ed that doesn't edit.
Speaker 1: No, no, well, no edits in my writing and their content,
Speaker 1: you know, is it different?
Speaker 2: How can they tell you what the number one funny thing?
Speaker 2: That's all right, Well, it's meant to kind of be funny.
Speaker 13: You know what.
Speaker 2: I don't buy the Guardian. We don't support that fake news.
Speaker 2: They're controlling the news.
Speaker 1: Please buy the Guardian.
Speaker 2: They're changing your opinion piece.
Speaker 1: Support me.
Speaker 2: Fuck that plos to link see next week guys. We'll
Speaker 2: catch you then Bye.
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