WEBVTT - BACH UNCUT - Inspiration, energy & orgasms 0:00:00.920 --> 0:00:05.320 Life Uncut podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country throughout 0:00:05.320 --> 0:00:09.119 Australia and their connections to land, sea and community. We 0:00:09.160 --> 0:00:11.959 pay our respect to their elders past and present and 0:00:12.039 --> 0:00:15.400 extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander 0:00:15.400 --> 0:00:16.160 peoples today. 0:00:16.320 --> 0:00:19.239 This episode was recorded on Gadigal Land of the Urura 0:00:19.320 --> 0:00:42.599 Nation and also on Bungeelong Country. Hi guys, and welcome 0:00:42.720 --> 0:00:45.600 back to another episode of Not Life on Cut. It 0:00:45.640 --> 0:00:48.080 is that chun cut and I am Laura Burn. 0:00:48.520 --> 0:00:52.080 I am Laura's husband. My name is Maddie j W. 0:00:52.320 --> 0:00:53.920 I just say I'm Laura Burn and like I had 0:00:53.960 --> 0:00:56.920 to introduce my whole name just to really drive it home. 0:00:56.960 --> 0:00:58.720 There's a lot of people change my name. 0:00:58.600 --> 0:01:00.400 A lot of people who maybe joined us at the 0:01:00.480 --> 0:01:02.680 very first time who don't know who you are or 0:01:02.680 --> 0:01:03.280 who I am. 0:01:03.480 --> 0:01:05.600 Well, I'm glad that we've got that sald. 0:01:05.440 --> 0:01:07.919 Is it weird that do you ever call me your husband? 0:01:08.319 --> 0:01:12.760 M Yeah, Like I mean, I've transitioned from my partner 0:01:12.800 --> 0:01:15.640 to my husband. Although I did get around for a 0:01:15.680 --> 0:01:18.160 week last week without wearing my wedding rings because they 0:01:18.160 --> 0:01:19.240 were giving me dermatitis. 0:01:19.560 --> 0:01:20.840 And how convenience. 0:01:20.920 --> 0:01:25.679 I got hit on in this sauna. It's no, okay, 0:01:25.760 --> 0:01:26.480 no go on. 0:01:26.680 --> 0:01:28.920 Well no, I'm just annoyed because I was out the 0:01:28.920 --> 0:01:31.240 front of the sauna being like, where the hell is Laura, 0:01:31.240 --> 0:01:33.800 because we were late for picking up the kids, and 0:01:33.840 --> 0:01:36.120 I'm like, I don't get a hit on fire, but 0:01:36.200 --> 0:01:37.000 make it quick. 0:01:44.480 --> 0:01:47.160 To me there. It wasn't my fault. I did nothing wrong. 0:01:47.280 --> 0:01:48.920 I just wanted to sit in the sauna in peace, 0:01:48.960 --> 0:01:50.640 and this person came and sat very close and then 0:01:50.680 --> 0:01:53.840 wanted to know my life story. And then you were 0:01:53.920 --> 0:01:54.720 at the front of the. 0:01:54.720 --> 0:02:00.360 Sauna pointing at my wrist watch going here right time 0:02:00.680 --> 0:02:01.600 the kids. 0:02:01.640 --> 0:02:03.960 Just to set what actually happened is I was in 0:02:04.000 --> 0:02:06.000 the sauna. This man sat down next to me, and 0:02:06.040 --> 0:02:08.840 then he started making small talk. He was being polite. 0:02:08.960 --> 0:02:11.200 He didn't do anything that was like unto ward. He 0:02:11.200 --> 0:02:13.520 didn't ask me out on a date, but it was 0:02:13.600 --> 0:02:16.000 like the beginnings of flirtation. 0:02:16.160 --> 0:02:17.639 What was he wearing, dts He. 0:02:17.639 --> 0:02:21.400 Was wearing yespetos oh good body, but he was in 0:02:21.639 --> 0:02:24.320 perfect shape. But I'm having this conversation with him, and 0:02:24.360 --> 0:02:27.600 I was trying to find the right opportunity to slip 0:02:27.639 --> 0:02:30.200 into the conversation that I had a husband and two children. 0:02:30.600 --> 0:02:33.000 And then all of a sudden, Matt walks in front 0:02:33.040 --> 0:02:34.600 of the windows of the sauna. 0:02:34.520 --> 0:02:37.280 My face against the glass, trying to peer in to 0:02:37.320 --> 0:02:39.440 see where you are, because it's quite it's very dark 0:02:39.480 --> 0:02:41.280 in the sauna. You can't see where people are. 0:02:41.240 --> 0:02:44.240 And it's quite foggy. And so there's Matt with his 0:02:44.360 --> 0:02:46.880 face up against the window and he's just looking at me, 0:02:47.160 --> 0:02:49.920 pointing at his watch, like, look at the time, and 0:02:50.000 --> 0:02:52.040 so that, yeah, that was it. That's the first time 0:02:52.040 --> 0:02:52.640 I've been hit on. 0:02:53.040 --> 0:02:57.120 Sorry years years, My apologies for cramping his style in there, 0:02:57.280 --> 0:02:59.799 but good on him for flirting with you in this 0:03:00.160 --> 0:03:02.639 because I can only imagine how sweaty you would have. 0:03:02.600 --> 0:03:05.840 Been peak sweatiness. You won't even look at me if 0:03:05.880 --> 0:03:08.560 I'm unshowered. If you can't have me at my worst, 0:03:08.600 --> 0:03:11.480 you don't deserve me at my best. Mage Johnson, go 0:03:11.560 --> 0:03:13.720 back in the sawn and then you can come with me. 0:03:14.160 --> 0:03:16.720 Look, no, hang on, I've got to confess. It's not 0:03:16.800 --> 0:03:20.359 a competition to the fact that I've also had multiple women. 0:03:20.919 --> 0:03:23.840 How often do you get hit on? Because like, truly, 0:03:23.960 --> 0:03:25.480 I know that I'm bringing this up and we're having 0:03:25.480 --> 0:03:28.639 a joke about it, but I reckon genuinely. That's the 0:03:28.680 --> 0:03:30.960 only time I've been hit on in the last year. Yeah, 0:03:31.080 --> 0:03:32.440 I mean like when I say last year, I don't 0:03:32.480 --> 0:03:36.160 mean like twenty days. Yeah, I mean in the last year. 0:03:36.320 --> 0:03:39.520 Look, it doesn't happen often. Most women come up to 0:03:39.560 --> 0:03:43.360 me and say, I love Laura, the podcast is great 0:03:43.720 --> 0:03:46.880 and your kids are gorgeous, and I'm like, get one something. 0:03:47.040 --> 0:03:48.240 Oh no, you don't. 0:03:48.320 --> 0:03:51.080 I know, I don't say that. I did on Sunday, 0:03:51.160 --> 0:03:53.240 just gone have a lady come up to me and 0:03:53.520 --> 0:03:55.080 I'm pretty sure she was hitting on me. 0:03:55.360 --> 0:03:56.880 Oh how did that go for you? 0:03:57.360 --> 0:04:00.680 Very awkward? What happens so awkward? I was at the bar. 0:04:00.960 --> 0:04:02.320 Was it awkward when you told her that you had 0:04:02.360 --> 0:04:04.480 two children and you were in a relationship? 0:04:04.680 --> 0:04:06.839 Well, do you know? It's one of those things when 0:04:06.920 --> 0:04:10.000 someone is in the beginning phases of hitting on you, 0:04:10.840 --> 0:04:13.240 like they're not really hitting on you, they're just being friendly, and. 0:04:13.240 --> 0:04:15.120 You don't want to be presumptuous because you don't want 0:04:15.120 --> 0:04:17.360 to be the person who's like, all this person's being nice, 0:04:17.520 --> 0:04:18.320 are they flirting with me? 0:04:18.400 --> 0:04:19.920 It's like someone goes, hey, how are you? And you 0:04:20.120 --> 0:04:23.920 excuse me, I'm married. How dare you? You don't want 0:04:23.920 --> 0:04:24.880 to be that dick, do Youah? 0:04:25.720 --> 0:04:26.960 Oh, no, I want you to be that dick. 0:04:28.560 --> 0:04:31.000 I was at the bar waiting for the bartender. I 0:04:31.040 --> 0:04:33.480 was looking at a photo on my phone of the kids, 0:04:34.080 --> 0:04:36.520 like our kids, plus nieces and nephews, lots of kids, 0:04:36.880 --> 0:04:39.200 all the children. Yeah, just have a phone just full 0:04:39.240 --> 0:04:39.640 of kids. 0:04:39.839 --> 0:04:40.800 If we have twenty four of them. 0:04:40.839 --> 0:04:42.839 There was literally there was so many kids in the 0:04:42.839 --> 0:04:44.520 one shot. And then she came up to me and 0:04:44.560 --> 0:04:47.039 said what are you doing? And it was just it 0:04:47.120 --> 0:04:48.680 was a weird moment where I had the photo of 0:04:48.720 --> 0:04:49.800 the kids on my phone, and. 0:04:49.680 --> 0:04:52.400 I also a weird thing to just approach someone when 0:04:52.440 --> 0:04:54.920 they're on their phone, probably ordering a drink, and then 0:04:54.960 --> 0:04:56.560 saying what are you doing phone? 0:04:56.640 --> 0:04:58.960 Unless she was like what are you actually doing looking 0:04:59.000 --> 0:05:02.600 at a photo of kids? But but I was kind 0:05:02.600 --> 0:05:04.000 of like, oh, you know, just just having a drink. 0:05:04.040 --> 0:05:06.279 And then she said what do you do for work? 0:05:06.640 --> 0:05:09.240 And you were like, I drink gin and I untang them. 0:05:11.680 --> 0:05:13.240 Have you not been listening. 0:05:12.960 --> 0:05:15.719 At midnight when our children are asleep? But that's what 0:05:15.760 --> 0:05:16.080 I do? 0:05:16.320 --> 0:05:18.279 No, I said, I think I said a bit of 0:05:18.279 --> 0:05:20.720 this bit of that, and she looked really good. Yeah, 0:05:20.760 --> 0:05:22.800 And I was like a little so mysterious, And then 0:05:22.839 --> 0:05:24.200 in my head I was like, just tell her what 0:05:24.200 --> 0:05:26.920 you've been doing. And for those who aren't familiar, I've 0:05:26.920 --> 0:05:29.360 been filling in doing the weather on weekend today. So 0:05:29.440 --> 0:05:34.000 I answered the question with I'm a weather man, and 0:05:34.160 --> 0:05:35.720 she looked so confused. 0:05:35.880 --> 0:05:37.839 You've done the weather three times. 0:05:37.720 --> 0:05:40.760 And well, technically I am a weather man. 0:05:41.080 --> 0:05:44.520 Okay, how does the actual regular weather man feel about 0:05:44.800 --> 0:05:46.040 you saying that you're the weather man. 0:05:46.200 --> 0:05:48.720 I'm not saying it to everyone, am I. I'm not 0:05:49.320 --> 0:05:51.200 ordering a coffee and going by the way top of 0:05:51.240 --> 0:05:55.279 twenty four today. It's you know, it never happens. Let 0:05:55.279 --> 0:05:56.400 me have I can drop it once. 0:05:56.480 --> 0:05:58.600 Okay, you can say yes, yes, And what was her 0:05:58.680 --> 0:06:01.240 reaction at that time? And also do you think she 0:06:01.279 --> 0:06:02.680 was hitting on you or was she just being polite? 0:06:03.120 --> 0:06:04.440 Ah? 0:06:04.560 --> 0:06:07.320 I don't know, can't tell. I can't tell. She did 0:06:07.360 --> 0:06:09.599 say you guys always get it wrong, and then she 0:06:09.640 --> 0:06:13.280 walked away safe to say, I think I've still got it. 0:06:13.360 --> 0:06:16.000 Laura Burn, Well, that's you and me put it their 0:06:16.040 --> 0:06:20.240 power keep you. Last week, you're joined the turbulent ride 0:06:20.279 --> 0:06:24.039 that was you and I unpacking three episodes of The 0:06:24.040 --> 0:06:27.160 Bachelor and this week. This week we thought we were 0:06:27.240 --> 0:06:30.040 unpacking three episodes of The Bachelor, and. 0:06:29.920 --> 0:06:32.760 Then because no, yeah, someone mentioned it in Life on 0:06:32.800 --> 0:06:34.760 cart They're like, there's four episodes this week, and I 0:06:34.800 --> 0:06:36.360 was like, shut up, Yeah. 0:06:36.040 --> 0:06:38.120 They can't do that. They can't have fourteen hours of 0:06:38.200 --> 0:06:41.000 The Bachelor or one week of episode. No, no, there 0:06:41.120 --> 0:06:42.240 was four episodes. 0:06:42.279 --> 0:06:42.960 What are they doing? 0:06:43.040 --> 0:06:45.080 We were up to three am in the morning getting 0:06:45.120 --> 0:06:49.480 last week's episode finished. We decided that instead of killing ourselves, 0:06:49.520 --> 0:06:52.600 we're just gonna unpack three episodes and then we're gonna 0:06:52.600 --> 0:06:55.560 give you a little mini bonus ep with the last episode, 0:06:55.600 --> 0:06:58.960 because Jesus Christ, nobody can unpack that much Bachelor. Just 0:06:59.000 --> 0:07:01.000 in the saying that nobody can watch that much Bachelor 0:07:01.080 --> 0:07:01.719 in one week. 0:07:01.560 --> 0:07:03.440 How many episodes do you think they'll be next week? 0:07:03.480 --> 0:07:04.760 It's the rest of the whole season. 0:07:05.120 --> 0:07:07.680 If it ends next week, I mean, there's surelie there's 0:07:07.680 --> 0:07:09.880 not enough episodes left in the tank to keep on 0:07:10.160 --> 0:07:11.520 giving these extra episodes. 0:07:11.680 --> 0:07:14.160 Well, I think it was episode five where Osha came 0:07:14.200 --> 0:07:16.160 in and he kept on repeating that we were halfway 0:07:16.200 --> 0:07:18.760 through the season, so that would suggest to me that 0:07:18.760 --> 0:07:19.640 there's two more weeks. 0:07:19.800 --> 0:07:21.920 Yes, if this one's three episodes. 0:07:21.400 --> 0:07:23.800 And then we have a mini episodes, So this is four, four. 0:07:23.880 --> 0:07:26.920 Five, six, and then seven is a little added bonus, 0:07:26.920 --> 0:07:27.680 little cherry on top. 0:07:27.760 --> 0:07:30.239 And this has been a real journey. We started recording 0:07:30.240 --> 0:07:34.000 this episode in Sydney. We're finishing recording this episode in Barrons. 0:07:34.040 --> 0:07:35.760 We're heading away on holidays. 0:07:35.920 --> 0:07:39.360 And I've got a sow neck all right, really badly? 0:07:39.360 --> 0:07:40.120 Should we get into this? 0:07:40.360 --> 0:07:43.040 My liver is like, where's all this gin coming from? 0:07:43.120 --> 0:07:43.920 What the fuck? 0:07:44.000 --> 0:07:47.119 What is happening? There has been a lot of chatter 0:07:47.200 --> 0:07:48.520 in last like in the Facebook. 0:07:48.600 --> 0:07:49.440 Can we get a sponsor? 0:07:50.720 --> 0:07:53.200 Normally when you have alcohol sponsors come on an episode, 0:07:53.240 --> 0:07:55.920 it's all about the responsible service of alcohol. And here's 0:07:55.960 --> 0:07:59.040 you and I just the drunk parents at eleven o'clock 0:07:59.040 --> 0:08:00.360 at night, My. 0:08:00.320 --> 0:08:02.840 Love, Can we get a cucumb a sponsor? Because there 0:08:02.920 --> 0:08:06.240 is I'm gonna say half in my drink right now. 0:08:06.680 --> 0:08:09.360 So I was making it and then I went onto 0:08:09.400 --> 0:08:11.920 autopilot and forgot that I was making G and T's 0:08:12.000 --> 0:08:13.600 and I thought I was making a salad. 0:08:14.120 --> 0:08:17.240 The tomatoes in here as well, the goats thread It 0:08:17.320 --> 0:08:18.520 was a weird choice, but. 0:08:18.560 --> 0:08:22.280 It kind of works all right. So on today's episode, 0:08:22.440 --> 0:08:26.800 we are unpacking, as we said, episode four, five and six. 0:08:26.840 --> 0:08:29.800 With anyone who may be unfamiliar with what happened episode one, 0:08:29.840 --> 0:08:33.240 two and three. The big drama is with Oh. 0:08:33.080 --> 0:08:34.720 No, no, no no, let's just you go back and listen 0:08:34.760 --> 0:08:39.120 to the episode. Don't have time to recat so the downloads. 0:08:39.200 --> 0:08:45.440 Let's recap the recab. Fuck, how long is this going 0:08:45.480 --> 0:08:45.760 to be? 0:08:46.240 --> 0:08:48.000 If you want to know what happened on the last 0:08:48.000 --> 0:08:51.200 three episodes, go and listen to the other episode. Okay, 0:08:51.240 --> 0:08:53.000 we're going to get into episode number four. 0:08:53.240 --> 0:08:53.920 Thank you for stopping. 0:08:54.600 --> 0:08:57.840 God, somebody's got to hold you back. Okay, this episode 0:08:57.960 --> 0:09:01.920 kicks off with Tash. Now, Tash, if you can even remember, 0:09:02.040 --> 0:09:05.120 it feels like so long ago. Now Tash's apologizing to 0:09:05.200 --> 0:09:07.880 Jessica for outing the fact that she's in a polyamorous 0:09:07.920 --> 0:09:09.400 relationship with Damien. 0:09:09.760 --> 0:09:11.600 That feels like that was last month. 0:09:11.720 --> 0:09:15.319 It was truly in bachelor times. It probably happened about 0:09:15.360 --> 0:09:17.640 three weeks ago. Yes, because so much there's been so 0:09:17.720 --> 0:09:22.079 much content, So she apologizes. She doesn't really mean it though. 0:09:23.080 --> 0:09:27.280 Oh so yesterday all the girls were attacking me because 0:09:27.440 --> 0:09:30.439 I revealed to Jed that Jessica's got a boyfriend. Well, 0:09:30.520 --> 0:09:34.120 I don't feel like I have anything to really apologize for, so. 0:09:34.120 --> 0:09:37.360 We come out of the world's worst apology I've ever heard. 0:09:37.360 --> 0:09:40.480 But now, Laura, it is time for the group dates. 0:09:40.520 --> 0:09:42.800 And the thing about these group dates is that they've 0:09:42.840 --> 0:09:46.680 all been based around something that's of interest for the 0:09:46.720 --> 0:09:50.160 bachelor's is that what does that make sense? Something of interest? Anyway, 0:09:51.240 --> 0:09:52.360 Felix is going to win. 0:09:52.280 --> 0:09:57.400 Wild because Felix's favorite thing in the world is wet 0:09:57.440 --> 0:09:58.800 women in bikinis. 0:09:59.679 --> 0:10:02.360 Oh stuck on the Gold Coast, it. 0:10:02.440 --> 0:10:06.440 Went and wild by beautiful women. It's tough hanging out 0:10:06.480 --> 0:10:08.600 with girls at bikinis all day. I've been through some 0:10:08.640 --> 0:10:11.280 tough periods of my life, and I'd probably put this 0:10:11.360 --> 0:10:14.920 somewhere near the bottom seven hundred of those. But it's 0:10:14.960 --> 0:10:15.800 a beautiful. 0:10:15.480 --> 0:10:18.319 Day right now. He's staring at all the girls in bikinis, 0:10:18.360 --> 0:10:19.880 and those girls aren't even the ones that are on 0:10:19.880 --> 0:10:23.560 the group date. Random girls that went wild. Everyone's like 0:10:23.760 --> 0:10:26.280 producers are like Felix. Girls over here on the right side. 0:10:26.320 --> 0:10:30.120 They'll give me more. Then we leave. When Wild we 0:10:30.160 --> 0:10:32.760 go to Thomas's date, and Thomas is doing something that 0:10:32.760 --> 0:10:35.199 he represents who he is, so of course he is 0:10:35.240 --> 0:10:36.200 on a wellness retreat. 0:10:36.400 --> 0:10:38.720 Of course he bloody is, isn't he? 0:10:39.040 --> 0:10:41.520 And what way to better get to know someone than 0:10:41.600 --> 0:10:45.400 to say absolutely nothing and stare into their eyes. 0:10:45.520 --> 0:10:49.040 I find these types of activities just so woo woo. 0:10:49.200 --> 0:10:51.280 You are not open and willing enough. 0:10:51.720 --> 0:10:54.480 How I am. I'm very open, thank you very much. 0:10:54.800 --> 0:10:57.040 Really, remember when we tried to do we tried to 0:10:57.080 --> 0:10:59.640 do the intimacy challenge and I loved it and steer 0:10:59.679 --> 0:11:02.400 into you got the giggles and couldn't stare into my eyes. 0:11:02.480 --> 0:11:05.120 You don't even know who I am. Revealed so much 0:11:05.160 --> 0:11:07.000 of you that I didn't even know was there. 0:11:07.080 --> 0:11:09.480 You were like an onion and I was peeling off layers. 0:11:09.559 --> 0:11:11.040 You don't know who I am in my soul? 0:11:11.520 --> 0:11:13.360 I know I'm looking at it right now, and who 0:11:13.440 --> 0:11:17.840 am I? It's beautiful. These activities, come on, admit they're 0:11:17.880 --> 0:11:18.520 just stupid. 0:11:18.720 --> 0:11:22.360 I think that you and I. Unfortunately for us, we 0:11:22.679 --> 0:11:25.160 rate very low down when it comes to like wellness 0:11:25.160 --> 0:11:27.280 and meditation stuff. We don't have a lot of like 0:11:27.559 --> 0:11:30.480 bandwidth for it. Whereas for somebody who is very much 0:11:30.480 --> 0:11:34.080 into meditation and into like soul connection and those conversations. 0:11:34.320 --> 0:11:35.840 They would get a lot out of this date and 0:11:35.880 --> 0:11:39.000 clearly didn't have to say one single word to Kiki 0:11:39.080 --> 0:11:40.440 because he got a lot out of the date. 0:11:41.440 --> 0:11:46.160 You just show unconditional love to the people around you planet, 0:11:46.280 --> 0:11:49.680 like literally everything. It's just amazing to be in your presence. 0:11:50.440 --> 0:11:53.000 And then at one point, I also saw a little 0:11:53.000 --> 0:11:55.520 bit of pain that I think made you who you 0:11:55.559 --> 0:12:02.840 are today. And yeah, you should be so proud of yourself, 0:12:02.840 --> 0:12:04.120 you know you like it at the most. One of 0:12:04.160 --> 0:12:05.600 the most amazing humans I've met. 0:12:06.000 --> 0:12:07.560 Do you know who else was feeling a bit of pain? 0:12:08.760 --> 0:12:10.800 The poor other girls on the group date because they 0:12:10.800 --> 0:12:13.680 have to sit there staring at each other while Keikey 0:12:13.679 --> 0:12:15.640 and Thomas get all the attention. 0:12:16.080 --> 0:12:18.920 Yeah, that's a bad call. That's not really a it's 0:12:18.960 --> 0:12:20.800 not a group date activity, is it. That's a single 0:12:20.880 --> 0:12:21.600 date activity. 0:12:21.640 --> 0:12:23.280 You'd be like, what the fuck am I doing here? 0:12:23.920 --> 0:12:26.360 Why are the other girls sitting there steering into each 0:12:26.360 --> 0:12:26.959 other's eyes? 0:12:27.040 --> 0:12:27.199 Yeah? 0:12:27.200 --> 0:12:31.600 Are they going to start dating? What's what? Thomas? What 0:12:31.640 --> 0:12:32.240 are you thinking? 0:12:32.280 --> 0:12:32.520 Mate? 0:12:32.600 --> 0:12:35.360 Yeah? They got the short straw. That was very I reckon, 0:12:36.080 --> 0:12:38.520 I'm going to call it. Now we're almost halfway through 0:12:38.559 --> 0:12:41.560 the series. I reckon, it's keiky. I reckon, she's getting it. 0:12:41.960 --> 0:12:44.800 I feel like he is into herbit. What about Leah. 0:12:44.920 --> 0:12:48.560 Let's not forget that he cried when he had the speed. 0:12:48.240 --> 0:12:50.760 Day, but she's had no fucking time. No, I forgot 0:12:50.800 --> 0:12:51.800 the leader even exists. 0:12:51.960 --> 0:12:52.760 Is Leah still there? 0:12:53.200 --> 0:12:54.680 She left? She didn't really? 0:12:54.760 --> 0:12:55.760 Okay, let's talk about. 0:12:55.640 --> 0:12:57.920 Jed all right, Jed? I forgot what Jed did? What 0:12:57.960 --> 0:12:58.240 did Jed? 0:12:58.480 --> 0:12:58.560 So? 0:12:58.679 --> 0:13:02.360 Jed went to the Sachi and you were like, oh 0:13:02.400 --> 0:13:06.160 my god, this place is crazy. There's a Vasacei hotel. 0:13:06.600 --> 0:13:08.040 And I don't sound like that you did? 0:13:08.160 --> 0:13:11.120 You did? I was like you, okay, Laura, But I 0:13:11.200 --> 0:13:11.559 was like we. 0:13:11.480 --> 0:13:13.160 Should go there. This is great advertising. 0:13:13.520 --> 0:13:14.760 I've actually never been there. 0:13:15.280 --> 0:13:17.480 No, I just saw like from the very first couple 0:13:17.559 --> 0:13:20.080 of shots, I was like, wow, this looks very Versacei esque. 0:13:20.120 --> 0:13:22.280 And then you looked at me like I was like 0:13:22.320 --> 0:13:24.800 I was just woken up from a coma. You were like, 0:13:24.920 --> 0:13:29.079 it is the versaty a versace Sorry for being so uncultured, 0:13:29.120 --> 0:13:30.520 such an uncultured swine. 0:13:30.679 --> 0:13:31.840 Well, I've always. 0:13:31.520 --> 0:13:32.960 Done such a sweaty potato. 0:13:33.440 --> 0:13:35.959 You I mean, your word's not mine. But I've always 0:13:36.000 --> 0:13:37.959 ard about the Bassace in Coeens and I feel like 0:13:38.000 --> 0:13:41.120 it's a thing. Oh I wonder why there's no Versaci 0:13:41.200 --> 0:13:43.160 in Sydney of Melbourne. 0:13:42.720 --> 0:13:45.600 Only in the Gold Coast classy VERSACEI it's. 0:13:45.640 --> 0:13:49.280 Very Gold Coast. But Jed was drinking champagne and he 0:13:49.400 --> 0:13:51.600 was having a panther session, so the girls and him 0:13:51.600 --> 0:13:52.880 were just getting the nails done. 0:13:53.080 --> 0:13:55.600 I feel like that was the world's most boring group date, 0:13:55.679 --> 0:13:58.160 Like nothing happened. That's kind of like a mini cocktail party, 0:13:58.200 --> 0:14:01.319 sitting around talking and drinking. That's a cocktail party, not 0:14:01.400 --> 0:14:01.920 a group date. 0:14:02.000 --> 0:14:04.280 Well, I thought that Jasmine was going to do pretty well, 0:14:04.320 --> 0:14:06.080 but you had a really good speed date that they 0:14:06.080 --> 0:14:09.000 had the yoga thing. But obviously there's been the drama 0:14:09.440 --> 0:14:12.439 that's happening with the women. The only fans account kind 0:14:12.440 --> 0:14:13.959 of came out revealed by Tash. 0:14:14.040 --> 0:14:14.280 Yes. 0:14:14.440 --> 0:14:16.760 Yes, So Jasmine sits down with Jed and she's like, hey, 0:14:16.760 --> 0:14:19.000 I've got to tell you something. Ready, this is big. 0:14:19.360 --> 0:14:21.560 They spice it up, it's going to be a big reveal. 0:14:21.800 --> 0:14:24.200 She drops a bomb and she goes I had an 0:14:24.240 --> 0:14:24.920 only fans. 0:14:24.760 --> 0:14:28.480 Account, and to be fair, Jed responds to that in 0:14:28.640 --> 0:14:32.640 the only like a reasonable and acceptable way to respond 0:14:32.680 --> 0:14:33.760 to it. It was such a non event. 0:14:33.840 --> 0:14:36.200 Yeah, he was like, ah, it's fine. It's almost as 0:14:36.240 --> 0:14:37.840 if she just woke up and said, I like it 0:14:37.880 --> 0:14:38.960 in carrots for lunch. 0:14:40.400 --> 0:14:42.560 Although I think that that would be weirder if that 0:14:42.720 --> 0:14:44.720 was the thing that she bought him aside. 0:14:44.360 --> 0:14:47.640 For I need to tell you something. Are there any carrots? 0:14:47.640 --> 0:14:51.240 It all sizes of small carrots, big carrots, dirty carrots. 0:14:51.880 --> 0:15:00.360 Said dirty carrots, dirty carrots. What'd you say? I said, dirty, 0:15:00.560 --> 0:15:01.480 dirty carrots. 0:15:01.600 --> 0:15:03.280 But also thirty carrots. 0:15:04.440 --> 0:15:05.160 Very specific. 0:15:06.560 --> 0:15:10.000 That's a lot of carrots, all kinds of carrots. Anyway, 0:15:10.080 --> 0:15:13.760 So Jasmine's into carrots. Jed doesn't care about the carrots. 0:15:13.800 --> 0:15:15.560 He just wants to talk about Tash, and that makes 0:15:15.640 --> 0:15:17.280 Jasmine very very frustrated. 0:15:17.320 --> 0:15:20.560 And I think I think all of a sudden, Jasmine's 0:15:20.600 --> 0:15:27.320 off Jed carrots. I'm so Jasmine whips out a carrot 0:15:29.000 --> 0:15:31.440 starts eating it in front of Jede. It's very confusing 0:15:31.560 --> 0:15:36.200 at the Versace Hotel as well. Thank you very much. Okay, 0:15:36.200 --> 0:15:38.680 I heard a rumor what you know that we've seen 0:15:38.760 --> 0:15:39.400 Jedi future? 0:15:39.800 --> 0:15:42.320 Are we starting a roommate right now? Or is it truth? 0:15:42.800 --> 0:15:44.920 Should we put a disclaimer in that we don't know 0:15:44.960 --> 0:15:46.760 anything and this is probably not fact? 0:15:46.880 --> 0:15:48.040 Yes, exactly that? 0:15:48.120 --> 0:15:50.400 Okay, well, Mary, J's making up stories about people. 0:15:50.560 --> 0:15:53.080 I read somewhere on the life on cut facebook group. 0:15:53.240 --> 0:15:53.960 That must be true. 0:15:54.000 --> 0:15:56.040 Okay, I can't remember who said it, but someone did 0:15:56.120 --> 0:15:59.920 stay it. Apparently the reason why Jed never gets into 0:16:00.080 --> 0:16:03.120 board shorts and never gets into any kind of water, 0:16:03.640 --> 0:16:04.840 He's always wearing pants. 0:16:04.640 --> 0:16:05.680 Because he's a vampire. 0:16:08.440 --> 0:16:11.160 Well potentially potentially, we don't know. We don't know. 0:16:11.320 --> 0:16:13.120 He does go out in the daylight though, maybe he's 0:16:13.120 --> 0:16:14.200 a special kind of vampire. 0:16:14.440 --> 0:16:17.720 He apparently has a very offensive tattoo, so he will 0:16:17.760 --> 0:16:21.000 not put shorts on because it offended some of the women. Apparently, 0:16:21.080 --> 0:16:22.880 there you go, Do you know what it's off? 0:16:24.040 --> 0:16:27.560 Not sure like any was there any indication? 0:16:28.040 --> 0:16:29.360 Sorry, I have no more information. 0:16:29.720 --> 0:16:33.560 If you know Jed and you know his tattoo, maybe 0:16:33.920 --> 0:16:36.520 slide in the DMS. We like a bit of saucy, 0:16:36.600 --> 0:16:38.360 spicy true real facts here. 0:16:38.480 --> 0:16:41.240 I looked at his Instagram, couldn't see any leg no 0:16:41.360 --> 0:16:42.000 short picks. 0:16:42.160 --> 0:16:44.640 Oh yeah, that's incriminating, isn't it? 0:16:45.120 --> 0:16:48.240 All right? Well, look things to be investigated moving forward. 0:16:48.480 --> 0:16:50.280 I'm sure that we would absolutely not get to the 0:16:50.280 --> 0:16:52.120 botto of it and probably talk about carrots for a 0:16:52.160 --> 0:16:52.520 bit more. 0:16:52.760 --> 0:16:54.920 Let's talk about Yuri. Everyone loves Uri. 0:16:55.120 --> 0:16:57.920 Oh she's a fucking queen. I wish she's stuck around longer. 0:16:58.080 --> 0:17:02.440 I think, okay, this is very controversial. Can I say this? 0:17:03.240 --> 0:17:05.920 I just think that Uri was a bit butt hurt. 0:17:06.800 --> 0:17:09.920 No, she was not butt hurt. She was just over 0:17:10.000 --> 0:17:12.240 the Oh my god, shut up. That made me so 0:17:12.280 --> 0:17:14.600 mad at you. Uri is a fucking queen. How dare you? 0:17:14.840 --> 0:17:16.320 I agree? Uri is the best? 0:17:16.440 --> 0:17:18.720 Yes? And okay, so if you don't know what happened, 0:17:19.080 --> 0:17:22.679 Yuri is literally the only person who is in Felix's 0:17:22.680 --> 0:17:24.760 group of girls who at this point in time is 0:17:24.800 --> 0:17:27.760 seeing sense or reason. I just feel like this is 0:17:27.800 --> 0:17:30.240