WEBVTT - #143 The Great Pregnancy Leak 0:00:00.120 --> 0:00:03.000 It was a damn good there. 0:00:06.640 --> 0:00:09.160 Can't you just let her have a conversation without kicking 0:00:09.360 --> 0:00:10.879 the words that she uses a pie? 0:00:11.119 --> 0:00:16.320 I can't. It's true. It was a damn Matthew, it 0:00:16.400 --> 0:00:19.000 was a damn good move. I never heard you talk 0:00:19.160 --> 0:00:23.599 like that when she's in front of you. Let me 0:00:23.720 --> 0:00:27.760 tell you a young child, Oh, I'm sick of cheweling dog. 0:00:32.159 --> 0:00:32.639 Sorcerer. 0:00:32.720 --> 0:00:34.840 It was a production. 0:00:52.000 --> 0:00:55.880 Welcome back to two going dads, and we do have 0:00:55.960 --> 0:00:57.560 a mom just for a brief period. 0:00:57.760 --> 0:00:59.639 Grandmother, good grandmother. 0:01:01.280 --> 0:01:03.600 This is a podcast all about parenting. It is the good, 0:01:03.720 --> 0:01:06.800 it is the bad. And if you come for advice, 0:01:07.600 --> 0:01:10.360 don't don't do it from us, And no, definitely don't 0:01:10.360 --> 0:01:11.200 do it from Elie. 0:01:12.240 --> 0:01:14.679 What there we go, she's alive. 0:01:16.400 --> 0:01:21.440 Normally you would be relaxing upstairs in my bedroom waiting. 0:01:21.440 --> 0:01:27.120 To say it like that something going on the chimney. 0:01:27.200 --> 0:01:29.560 Well, every time that I go to get changed, I'm like, 0:01:29.640 --> 0:01:31.080 all right, coast is clear, and then all of a 0:01:31.080 --> 0:01:32.760 sudden you come out from the curtains and you're like, 0:01:33.400 --> 0:01:36.680 take it off, big boy, do it slower, And I'm like, 0:01:36.720 --> 0:01:40.199 how did you get up here? Yeah, it's tough living 0:01:40.200 --> 0:01:49.440 with a sex predator, my Lordie, but we are very 0:01:49.440 --> 0:01:51.480 thankful that you've decided to jump on the podcast. 0:01:51.560 --> 0:01:51.880 Ash. 0:01:51.960 --> 0:01:55.480 We were getting a little coffee before. She was very reluctant. 0:01:56.240 --> 0:02:00.280 What very what have I if I explained this is 0:02:00.320 --> 0:02:01.520 my mom Ellie. 0:02:02.040 --> 0:02:02.560 Everyone knows. 0:02:03.800 --> 0:02:11.880 Yeah, Ellie was reluctant to come in the podcast, but 0:02:12.000 --> 0:02:15.000 I thought we must, we must have her on. 0:02:15.360 --> 0:02:18.840 Oh god, we. 0:02:18.880 --> 0:02:22.680 Have to let her defend herself. Yes, yes, okay, she 0:02:22.880 --> 0:02:26.160 was dragged the coals through the mat. I would say, yeah, 0:02:26.480 --> 0:02:29.440 the muddy coals. I did it gently. I was like, 0:02:30.040 --> 0:02:31.960 that's what they all say it was. 0:02:32.639 --> 0:02:36.119 It was hard work keeping this pregnancy a secret, and 0:02:36.320 --> 0:02:39.680 little did I know, hard work for who for me? 0:02:39.880 --> 0:02:45.160 Okay, I think, no, no, no, we need some context, 0:02:46.480 --> 0:02:47.160 Yes we do. 0:02:47.200 --> 0:02:52.000 We need time and place. Yes, you were on I'm 0:02:52.000 --> 0:02:57.400 a celeb, and you did not know about the baby 0:02:57.840 --> 0:03:01.400 at this stage. You did not know. I knew, and 0:03:01.480 --> 0:03:03.560 I was part of a very select. 0:03:03.240 --> 0:03:05.520 Few who knew inclusive. 0:03:05.639 --> 0:03:10.000 Now we were gathering here, Ash came that was back. 0:03:10.440 --> 0:03:12.000 He was here. Yeah. 0:03:12.919 --> 0:03:15.440 My mum's freaking out because she's like, oh my gosh, 0:03:15.639 --> 0:03:17.160 can I say that you were back because. 0:03:16.919 --> 0:03:28.360 You were still in the jungle. Come on, man. So yeah, 0:03:28.800 --> 0:03:29.280 I think. 0:03:29.080 --> 0:03:31.239 It's for anyone if you're not. 0:03:31.160 --> 0:03:36.440 There, he was here that it's not as a manner, 0:03:36.480 --> 0:03:37.600 that's okay. 0:03:37.720 --> 0:03:40.880 Just so people understand, I was back from the jungle, 0:03:40.880 --> 0:03:43.000 but the Jungle finale hadn't gone to where yet, So 0:03:43.040 --> 0:03:46.080 I was back, but I was, you know, just in 0:03:46.120 --> 0:03:46.720 TV land. 0:03:46.760 --> 0:03:48.000 I was in the jungle still. 0:03:48.920 --> 0:03:51.520 But the main thing was you did not know about 0:03:51.640 --> 0:03:52.200 number three? 0:03:52.800 --> 0:03:53.120 Yes? 0:03:53.440 --> 0:03:53.880 Correct? 0:03:54.080 --> 0:03:54.760 Correct? Right? 0:03:55.240 --> 0:03:58.360 So Ash and I are in the kitchen. Ash of 0:03:58.440 --> 0:04:02.960 course is making them agaritas, and he doesn't sound like me, 0:04:06.560 --> 0:04:10.840 and he happens to say, hell, Law, do you want 0:04:10.880 --> 0:04:15.840 to have a margarita with me? And without hesitating, I 0:04:15.960 --> 0:04:23.080 go no. And then and then Ash goes why not? 0:04:24.440 --> 0:04:25.760 And I come up, why did you? 0:04:25.800 --> 0:04:26.680 Why did you say no? 0:04:27.960 --> 0:04:30.400 Because I suppose I was a bit worried that Law 0:04:30.600 --> 0:04:34.359 in the moment of I'm a celeb might go yes. 0:04:34.640 --> 0:04:35.560 You'd say yes. 0:04:35.760 --> 0:04:38.480 You think, hang on a second, Hang on a second. 0:04:38.600 --> 0:04:41.919 You think that the TV show I'm a Celebrity is 0:04:42.040 --> 0:04:45.400 enough to create a cloud within Laura's mind that she thinks, 0:04:45.400 --> 0:04:47.560 even though she's pregnant, she's allowed to drink alcohol. 0:04:49.240 --> 0:04:53.120 Oh you push me and we're corner here, but I 0:04:53.160 --> 0:04:54.479 have to say yes. 0:04:55.200 --> 0:04:59.080 It's a great show and it's only one drink. 0:04:59.200 --> 0:05:01.520 It's so it's enough to make a pregnant woman when 0:05:01.520 --> 0:05:05.200 out she's like, quick, give me mar I did make it. 0:05:05.600 --> 0:05:09.520 And I think Laura said yes because it's more of 0:05:09.520 --> 0:05:10.640 a scene to say no. 0:05:10.760 --> 0:05:11.560 So you say yes. 0:05:11.640 --> 0:05:13.520 So you say yes, and then you just put it 0:05:13.560 --> 0:05:14.119 to the side. 0:05:14.200 --> 0:05:19.200 Yeah. I think she's just been quiet. Yeah. He runs 0:05:19.240 --> 0:05:24.280 across the room in front of the margaret. 0:05:28.360 --> 0:05:33.520 Anyway, So then I think, oh my goodness, and Ash 0:05:33.560 --> 0:05:37.120 instantly goes what's going on, and I said, no, no, no, no, no. 0:05:37.279 --> 0:05:41.520 We've had a really busy day and she is exhausted. 0:05:41.839 --> 0:05:45.640 If she has a drink, she will just fall asleep and. 0:05:45.600 --> 0:05:47.719 We want to watch it and she'll die. 0:05:48.240 --> 0:05:50.599 And everybody else in the room kind of went. 0:05:51.040 --> 0:05:52.640 Yeah, okay, not this guy. 0:05:53.000 --> 0:06:02.800 Ash looks at me. You pushed me literally into the corner. 0:06:04.920 --> 0:06:08.640 That never happened, that I can tell you what you're there. 0:06:10.360 --> 0:06:13.760 I no, And you said to me, you look me 0:06:14.240 --> 0:06:17.280 square in the eye, and you said, if you do 0:06:17.480 --> 0:06:19.720 not tell me the truth, that this is the truth. 0:06:19.839 --> 0:06:22.840 If you do not tell me the truth, I'm going 0:06:22.920 --> 0:06:27.080 to make a scene right here, right now, and he 0:06:27.240 --> 0:06:29.080 said it very menacingly. 0:06:29.400 --> 0:06:30.839 Yes, he can be aggressive. 0:06:30.920 --> 0:06:35.640 He can be so aggressive that with a seventy three 0:06:35.720 --> 0:06:43.400 year old say this aggressive do you have to be 0:06:43.920 --> 0:06:46.480 to a poor old seventy three year old. 0:06:46.720 --> 0:06:51.760 I'm not buying any of these. I'm not as was pushed. 0:06:51.520 --> 0:06:55.039 Into the corner nose to nose. If you do not 0:06:55.480 --> 0:06:59.320 tell me now what is going on, I'm going to 0:06:59.400 --> 0:07:03.360 make a say, well, what was I supposed to do? Matthew? 0:07:03.480 --> 0:07:03.920 Tell me? 0:07:04.040 --> 0:07:06.720 I mean, Jesus only I. 0:07:06.760 --> 0:07:10.400 Should be able to defend myself here, okay, before you 0:07:11.080 --> 0:07:16.000 we decided to fake okay, Donald, just keep it down 0:07:16.000 --> 0:07:19.800 a little bit with I offered her a drink. She said, yes, 0:07:19.840 --> 0:07:23.680 she did to be polite. I look over and old mate, 0:07:23.680 --> 0:07:29.400 oh here is like waving like she's back in an aeroplane. 0:07:31.840 --> 0:07:34.480 And I hide behind the corner over here because I'm like, 0:07:34.640 --> 0:07:38.840 I'm I'm not buying this story. I'm way too. 0:07:38.760 --> 0:07:41.040 Perceived in the corner. 0:07:41.440 --> 0:07:48.120 Why Jesus, my talk, me talk because I've been accused 0:07:48.480 --> 0:07:55.440 ashton year old woman. That never happened. I was in 0:07:55.480 --> 0:08:00.560 the corner. I coaxed you over a coke? You over? 0:08:00.800 --> 0:08:05.000 I was I admit the coaxing was aggressive. I was 0:08:05.000 --> 0:08:07.880 like it was, yeah, but there was this was a physicality. 0:08:08.080 --> 0:08:11.680 I was like, get on here now like this, and 0:08:11.720 --> 0:08:15.440 she sheepishly knew that she was going to spill the beans. 0:08:15.880 --> 0:08:17.920 She couldn't hold on to. It was juggling them around 0:08:17.920 --> 0:08:21.000 the house all afternoon. And then I brang her over 0:08:21.080 --> 0:08:25.160 and I got close to her face, see, not like 0:08:25.320 --> 0:08:27.280 nose to nose. I was like, I'm gonna. 0:08:27.080 --> 0:08:30.040 You got within her personal space for sure, okay, guilty 0:08:30.040 --> 0:08:30.880 of that, guilty. 0:08:31.040 --> 0:08:33.120 I said, I'm going to ask you one question. I 0:08:33.160 --> 0:08:34.800 just want you to nod your head. 0:08:34.880 --> 0:08:38.720 And rubbish, rubbish. No. 0:08:40.720 --> 0:08:43.800 At first she said, I said what's going on? She 0:08:43.880 --> 0:08:44.920 was like I can't tell you. 0:08:45.160 --> 0:08:48.840 I didn't. I just said thing's going on? And you 0:08:48.960 --> 0:08:50.000 said yes? 0:08:50.040 --> 0:08:51.440 And I was like, did you touch her? 0:08:51.480 --> 0:08:52.160 Did you touch her? 0:08:52.200 --> 0:08:52.360 No? 0:08:52.760 --> 0:08:56.400 Okay, Eli, did he touch you? 0:08:54.880 --> 0:08:58.520 I was. I was like, I said, I'm going to 0:08:58.600 --> 0:09:01.240 ask you one question. He's not your head and oh 0:09:01.280 --> 0:09:03.319 it was not God? 0:09:04.000 --> 0:09:07.840 Did you what did you not say? Tell me in 0:09:07.920 --> 0:09:12.760 this place? Tell me what is going on right now 0:09:13.040 --> 0:09:16.080 or I will make a scene. Did you or did 0:09:16.120 --> 0:09:16.840 you not say that? 0:09:16.880 --> 0:09:21.679 But you don't? And then is Laura pregnant? And I 0:09:21.760 --> 0:09:23.240 just said, nod your head in your hand. 0:09:25.480 --> 0:09:29.120 Okay, I think I think I've got Ash. I've got 0:09:29.120 --> 0:09:31.600 to put blame on you. I think your behavior towards 0:09:31.679 --> 0:09:35.839 Ellie in the situation was absolutely unco I'm talking Ellie. 0:09:36.800 --> 0:09:38.400 I'm a bit upset. I didn't get to cause a 0:09:38.440 --> 0:09:38.960 saying if. 0:09:38.840 --> 0:09:43.360 I'm honest, I'm not anyway, And I would just like 0:09:43.440 --> 0:09:48.440 to say that I felt absolutely sick at that moment, 0:09:48.559 --> 0:09:50.640 thinking what have I done? 0:09:51.000 --> 0:09:51.720 I have now? 0:09:52.280 --> 0:09:57.720 I have now told Ash before you know how awful 0:09:57.800 --> 0:09:58.079 is that. 0:09:58.520 --> 0:10:00.720 I'm terrible. My job here is done. 0:10:00.760 --> 0:10:05.120 I'm a terrible manner. Poor law is confiding in me. 0:10:06.720 --> 0:10:08.960 I'm very hat I'm very convincing. 0:10:09.040 --> 0:10:11.360 I've just spilled the beans. Scared. 0:10:11.600 --> 0:10:12.120 You don't know. 0:10:13.360 --> 0:10:15.480 I was so scared for my life. 0:10:16.080 --> 0:10:18.560 You don't know this, Elliott, but you actually let it 0:10:18.600 --> 0:10:20.400 slip in front of me, and I knew before it 0:10:20.480 --> 0:10:25.200 told me, yes, yes, what? 0:10:25.520 --> 0:10:31.040 Yeah? Oh that makes me so happy. 0:10:30.280 --> 0:10:36.319 Oh. I really was thinking dementia. You know what dementia 0:10:36.520 --> 0:10:39.000 is setting in? Because I have no knowledge of that. 0:10:39.160 --> 0:10:42.800 I didn't thankfully I didn't see you a lot between 0:10:42.840 --> 0:10:46.040 now and then. She's been hiding. I know because I 0:10:46.080 --> 0:10:49.000 would have used it. I would have been like, yes, 0:10:49.160 --> 0:10:50.760 can you get me, can get me drink? If you 0:10:50.800 --> 0:10:54.040 don't get me in drink, I will end you. I 0:10:54.080 --> 0:10:57.640 will tell you told me, oh my, oh, fabricate a 0:10:57.679 --> 0:10:59.600 whole story where you pulled me and I said, yess what, Ash. 0:11:00.720 --> 0:11:04.280 I was so worried that in this sort of moment 0:11:04.360 --> 0:11:08.480 of hilarity, hey, guess what that you were going to 0:11:08.559 --> 0:11:12.360 say it before? Never I think I probably did say 0:11:12.400 --> 0:11:15.719 to you. I think I did. Matt doesn't know. 0:11:15.760 --> 0:11:17.640 You did tell me that, and you did tell me. 0:11:17.880 --> 0:11:19.800 I heard you say that, you did tell me how 0:11:19.880 --> 0:11:26.560 horrible you felt, and I just laughed. Yeah. Really, I'm glad. 0:11:25.840 --> 0:11:29.599 I'm glad that we can now put this behind this, 0:11:29.720 --> 0:11:31.199 that you two can reconcile. 0:11:31.520 --> 0:11:35.720 But I also found the ultrasound before he told me. Yeah, 0:11:36.880 --> 0:11:39.559 it's a john the Johnson. 0:11:39.760 --> 0:11:42.599 The Johnson family is terrible at keeping. 0:11:42.360 --> 0:11:44.679 Secret and I did so well. 0:11:44.720 --> 0:11:47.040 I didn't do it before you go. 0:11:47.720 --> 0:11:49.679 I just want to say one more thing, and I've 0:11:49.679 --> 0:11:57.120 forgotten what it was. Reason I was reluctant to come 0:11:57.160 --> 0:12:00.320 on today was because. 0:12:01.640 --> 0:12:03.360 I you're pregnant. 0:12:04.960 --> 0:12:14.080 He because I spoke to law after all of the 0:12:14.120 --> 0:12:18.280 event happened, and she said, oh my goodness, that was 0:12:18.640 --> 0:12:22.599 that was a close thing. The Ash doesn't know, does he? 0:12:23.080 --> 0:12:29.480 And I said no, no, I just said that you 0:12:29.559 --> 0:12:33.560 were very tired, you'd been working all day. You were exact, and. 0:12:33.679 --> 0:12:39.000 She knew, she knew the way you reacted. She was like, 0:12:39.000 --> 0:12:41.839 there's absolutely no way in hell that Ash does it, 0:12:41.960 --> 0:12:42.280 now know? 0:12:42.600 --> 0:12:46.319 But nobody else in the room, nobody else said what 0:12:46.320 --> 0:12:48.640 what's going on here? Only Ash was the only one. 0:12:48.840 --> 0:12:50.319 What does that say about the other people in the 0:12:50.400 --> 0:12:53.760 room there? It is. 0:12:55.440 --> 0:12:56.679 Look, I'm not angry at you at all. 0:12:56.920 --> 0:12:59.400 I'm just disapp I'm so happy to hear that. 0:12:59.400 --> 0:13:01.800 Before you go, because I hate to break it to 0:13:01.840 --> 0:13:03.840 the listeners and to you as well, Ellie, that you 0:13:03.880 --> 0:13:06.760 might die. Well, you were not staying for the full episode. 0:13:07.559 --> 0:13:08.920 Your time here is now done. 0:13:08.960 --> 0:13:11.679 I could I have the time, and technically as soon 0:13:11.720 --> 0:13:16.959 as you're born, you're dying. There's morbid Thanks. 0:13:17.559 --> 0:13:20.040 Before you go, I would like to hear your thoughts 0:13:20.080 --> 0:13:22.440 about how you feel about becoming a nana for the 0:13:22.480 --> 0:13:24.480 third time in our family. 0:13:24.640 --> 0:13:26.680 Yeah, I just think it's that's. 0:13:26.520 --> 0:13:29.400 What we've got time for. Sorry you go. 0:13:30.640 --> 0:13:33.040 No, I just think it's a wonderful blessing, and of 0:13:33.080 --> 0:13:35.640 course I'm excited and I want lots and lots of 0:13:35.679 --> 0:13:37.440 mad so's you're not going to stop now. 0:13:38.240 --> 0:13:41.120 I think we are. 0:13:41.679 --> 0:13:43.120 Given up on the other boys. 0:13:43.120 --> 0:13:43.520 Thoughts. 0:13:46.080 --> 0:13:51.840 I say that, but it's not happening. It's not happening. 0:13:52.640 --> 0:13:55.240 Let's just hope that. Don't listen to this episode. 0:13:55.760 --> 0:13:57.720 But they've you know, they've come out and said they 0:13:57.800 --> 0:14:00.319 don't want children, so it's their choice. 0:14:00.480 --> 0:14:03.400 Don't try and have children with them. 0:14:03.640 --> 0:14:05.440 How do you feel about it being a girl versus 0:14:05.440 --> 0:14:05.760 a boy? 0:14:06.200 --> 0:14:06.880 Three girls? 0:14:07.000 --> 0:14:11.440 You know, a girlfriend of mine had five boys and 0:14:11.559 --> 0:14:18.280 when a sixth and Alie Alison, and Alie said, look, 0:14:18.320 --> 0:14:21.640 we would have gone a sixth anyway, but I would 0:14:21.720 --> 0:14:24.520 like a change of scenery. And she had a little 0:14:24.520 --> 0:14:28.760 girl now a baby, healthy baby you all know is 0:14:28.800 --> 0:14:32.080 a blessing. Change of scenery might have been interesting. 0:14:32.320 --> 0:14:39.560 You can always move, but it took me all but. 0:14:39.560 --> 0:14:42.640 You know, look, I think it'll be great for the girls. 0:14:43.360 --> 0:14:46.280 You know, three little girls together and you're such a 0:14:46.400 --> 0:14:48.120 good girl, Damn. 0:14:49.640 --> 0:14:51.880 Laura, Nana Marley, Lola. 0:14:52.160 --> 0:15:03.520 Yeah, been castrated. Yes, apart from that, if. 0:15:01.840 --> 0:15:04.880 You get the snip and then you'll be castrated brothers. Just yeah, 0:15:04.920 --> 0:15:05.920 well I think that's well. 0:15:05.960 --> 0:15:09.840 I think you're only strictly castrated when you lose your testicles, 0:15:10.240 --> 0:15:13.080 and when you get snip, you don't lose. 0:15:12.880 --> 0:15:16.600 Your f five legs between you and no testicle. 0:15:17.880 --> 0:15:20.120 Very good, Ellie, thank you so much for jumping. 0:15:20.160 --> 0:15:21.520 You're welcome. Appreciate your time. 0:15:21.760 --> 0:15:24.320 It was a pleasure to catch up with your beautiful 0:15:24.360 --> 0:15:25.440 young man again. 0:15:25.560 --> 0:15:27.960 Apologize, very proud of you as dead. 0:15:29.200 --> 0:15:34.040 Okay, yeah, you really want me to go, you gotta go. 0:15:35.240 --> 0:15:36.920 I'm glad that I did. Thank you. 0:15:37.080 --> 0:15:38.960 Thank you for being so gentle with my mother. 0:15:39.920 --> 0:15:41.920 That's my pleasure. Before I tell you this story. 0:15:41.960 --> 0:15:44.200 Okay, you have to promise you can't react to what 0:15:44.240 --> 0:15:45.640 I'm about to say to you. 0:15:47.840 --> 0:15:49.640 I can't promise you. 0:15:49.680 --> 0:15:53.280 So holidays have been recently, school holidays. 0:15:53.440 --> 0:15:55.120 Thank god they're over. Jesus Christ. 0:15:55.160 --> 0:16:00.400 I know, I know we had pony Club the song. 0:16:00.920 --> 0:16:06.720 Wait, what actual pony club? I knew you would react 0:16:06.760 --> 0:16:06.960 like that. 0:16:07.120 --> 0:16:12.400 Oh no, okay, don't do yourself any favors. Matt hit 0:16:12.440 --> 0:16:15.120 me out. It's not I don't know what kind of 0:16:15.120 --> 0:16:16.360 pony club you're thinking of. 0:16:17.600 --> 0:16:22.760 I'm thinking of like a bunch of spoilt kids riding 0:16:22.800 --> 0:16:25.600 their ponies. No, what did you buy a pony? No, 0:16:25.720 --> 0:16:29.720 if you buy a fucking pony, I will leave right now. 0:16:30.000 --> 0:16:33.560 I am so far in debt right now, I can 0:16:33.560 --> 0:16:36.160 barely afford to eat. There is no chance that we're 0:16:36.200 --> 0:16:37.680 buying Marley a pony. 0:16:38.000 --> 0:16:41.280 Not until next year. I'm king. We'll see how we 0:16:41.280 --> 0:16:42.760 perform in the next financial year. 0:16:42.920 --> 0:16:46.120 Ponies ponies are out of the question. But we were 0:16:46.160 --> 0:16:48.920 down the South coast, as you know, for a number 0:16:49.000 --> 0:16:52.640 of weeks. As you also know, it is very hard 0:16:53.000 --> 0:16:57.960 having your child, both children, every single day after day 0:16:58.000 --> 0:17:02.960 after day after day. So so there is a pony 0:17:02.960 --> 0:17:07.680 club down the South coast close to where we are staying. 0:17:08.680 --> 0:17:11.280 My niece goes to it. 0:17:11.280 --> 0:17:12.800 It's like regularly goes to it. 0:17:12.840 --> 0:17:16.840 No, it's just during school holidays and all it is okay, okay, 0:17:16.920 --> 0:17:21.119 all it is is a farm, right They have a 0:17:21.160 --> 0:17:24.159 couple of horses. Kids go and they kind of just 0:17:24.200 --> 0:17:25.320 work in the stables. 0:17:26.280 --> 0:17:31.679 Oh okay, so it's not that okay. I thought immediately, 0:17:31.720 --> 0:17:34.840 I thought, hang on, you've stepped this thing up here. 0:17:35.520 --> 0:17:39.639 Let's let's just be pony people. I thought you were 0:17:39.680 --> 0:17:41.160 thinking we're going to be horse. 0:17:41.000 --> 0:17:45.040 People, and you know who also thought that? Who Marley? 0:17:47.160 --> 0:17:49.000 She was like, pony Club. 0:17:49.040 --> 0:17:54.400 Oh my god, about finally so people I can get 0:17:54.400 --> 0:17:54.800 along with. 0:17:55.800 --> 0:17:58.960 She watches a pony Club show. It's like a Barbie 0:17:59.000 --> 0:18:01.960 one on Netflix, and you know everyone rock. 0:18:02.040 --> 0:18:02.840 So it's a cartoon. 0:18:03.000 --> 0:18:07.920 It's like it's pony people. It paints a very specific 0:18:07.960 --> 0:18:12.040 feature of like that final like the finer people in life. 0:18:12.119 --> 0:18:14.160 Yeah, they're like a pony and we've got a pony 0:18:14.160 --> 0:18:17.800 club and we have lunch around the ponies. 0:18:17.520 --> 0:18:19.080 And then after they get picked up in a helicopter 0:18:19.160 --> 0:18:21.520 and go home. And Marley was like, oh, that's what 0:18:21.560 --> 0:18:23.440 I'm going to be doing. So we went to pony Club. 0:18:23.480 --> 0:18:24.439 Marley was pumped. 0:18:24.760 --> 0:18:27.399 She was so excited because she was like, finally pony, 0:18:27.520 --> 0:18:28.200 I'm gonna be running. 0:18:28.640 --> 0:18:30.440 I have my own pony. This is gonna be amazing. 0:18:30.920 --> 0:18:32.040 And she's like, what am I gonna wear? 0:18:32.480 --> 0:18:34.480 So we went to Kmart to buy her new outfit 0:18:34.480 --> 0:18:36.399 because you need to have long pants, you need to 0:18:36.440 --> 0:18:38.160 have boots, and I'm like, I'm not gonna buy her proper. 0:18:38.280 --> 0:18:40.360 You got to look like a pony person. I don't 0:18:40.359 --> 0:18:41.400 know what you mean, no, I. 0:18:41.400 --> 0:18:43.440 Just you need to have boots. She's got like either 0:18:43.560 --> 0:18:47.080 crocs or a pair of Puma shoes. Yeah, yeah, you 0:18:47.119 --> 0:18:47.800 need like boots. 0:18:47.840 --> 0:18:49.080 She's just like, I need to saddle. 0:18:49.240 --> 0:18:51.440 And so I got a k fifteen bucks for a 0:18:51.480 --> 0:18:54.400 pair of boots. Great, that's great. But she was thrilled. 0:18:54.440 --> 0:18:57.159 She had like an outfit sorted in the morning. She 0:18:57.240 --> 0:19:00.439 woke up, she bounced out of bed, had breakfast, got dress. 0:19:00.680 --> 0:19:02.120 Here's my outfitt what do you think? 0:19:04.000 --> 0:19:06.960 And so we get there and it's the farm. It's 0:19:06.960 --> 0:19:09.960 been raining a bit as well. The farm is quite muddy, okay, 0:19:10.160 --> 0:19:13.560 and like, oh God forbid the pony people have to 0:19:13.600 --> 0:19:17.720 walk in the bart. She's not listening because it was 0:19:17.760 --> 0:19:20.480 it's a beautiful farm. It's just it's a working it's 0:19:20.520 --> 0:19:22.280 a working farm, you know. 0:19:22.320 --> 0:19:27.240 And there's like counts, give me concrete it please, issusting, Lola, 0:19:27.280 --> 0:19:28.040 don't touch anything. 0:19:29.720 --> 0:19:31.640 So we get there and the lady who runs it 0:19:31.680 --> 0:19:33.840 is like she's a very like she's she's a strong woman, 0:19:34.600 --> 0:19:36.840 is what I'm trying to say. 0:19:36.920 --> 0:19:42.359 Yeah, break my hand. But she's lovely. 0:19:42.600 --> 0:19:43.320 She's lovely. 0:19:43.680 --> 0:19:47.000 Let me just this one more time. She's lovely. 0:19:47.600 --> 0:19:50.119 And I dropped Marley off and she's like, where. 0:19:50.000 --> 0:19:52.919 Are the horses. Where are the one am I going 0:19:53.000 --> 0:19:55.159 to get? Where's the body? Like a white one? Please 0:19:55.800 --> 0:19:56.679 buy that one for me? 0:19:56.880 --> 0:19:58.879 And the lady is like, here you go, gave her 0:19:58.920 --> 0:20:02.000 a shovel, gives her a bucket. Oh, and Mary's like, 0:20:03.280 --> 0:20:05.440 what's this for? I know the difference between a horse 0:20:05.440 --> 0:20:09.520 and a bucket, okay. And the first job they do, 0:20:09.520 --> 0:20:11.680 they're at pony Club for like a good half an hour, 0:20:11.760 --> 0:20:13.440 forty five minutes. They just shovel shit. 0:20:14.680 --> 0:20:16.480 That alone, that's really true. 0:20:16.760 --> 0:20:19.080 And so I like, I'm just going to, you know, 0:20:19.240 --> 0:20:21.639 drop and go. I don't want to hang around. So 0:20:21.680 --> 0:20:23.800 I'm like, all right, mine, like have fun. And she's 0:20:23.800 --> 0:20:27.320 there going fucking keiding. 0:20:27.400 --> 0:20:31.920 This is child labor. Yeah, I've paid a couple. 0:20:31.800 --> 0:20:35.439 Hundred bucks for one hundred bucks three days through oh 0:20:35.520 --> 0:20:38.479 three day okay yeah, and he's left in there for 0:20:38.640 --> 0:20:39.960 three days shoveling shit. 0:20:40.119 --> 0:20:44.040 Mally was like what have I done to deserve? 0:20:44.200 --> 0:20:45.720 And Lola was like, I want to go to pony 0:20:45.760 --> 0:20:47.760 club and then we dropped her off. Laura was like, 0:20:48.119 --> 0:20:52.520 let's get the fuck out of here. So you're back 0:20:52.520 --> 0:20:54.560 in the car and then I'm all day. So it's 0:20:54.600 --> 0:20:58.040 eight thirty to three o'clock. Oh my god, Ma's going 0:20:58.080 --> 0:21:00.000 to be having a terrible time, like Jesus. 0:21:00.880 --> 0:21:02.080 And I was like, I'm going to pick her up. 0:21:02.119 --> 0:21:03.960 I was thinking to myself, there's no way that she's 0:21:04.000 --> 0:21:05.359 going to come back for like day two. 0:21:05.760 --> 0:21:07.760 Yeah, But then Mate. 0:21:07.800 --> 0:21:08.400 Picked her up. 0:21:08.880 --> 0:21:16.119 She frozen. She's like he a carrot. Molly's like, here 0:21:16.119 --> 0:21:16.280 you go. 0:21:17.160 --> 0:21:18.719 Now, I got to feed the fucking horses, so give 0:21:18.800 --> 0:21:21.200 us give us five, would you. She's smoking a cigarette 0:21:21.200 --> 0:21:25.280 to pick red. Yeah, straight to the heavy stuff can be. 0:21:25.800 --> 0:21:29.360 It's like she's gonna go split the bee over here hanging. 0:21:30.520 --> 0:21:32.440 I was like, what if you're done to my marlet? 0:21:33.840 --> 0:21:36.680 But I loved it what happens at Bony and Bony. 0:21:37.600 --> 0:21:40.000 I love that she was covered in the I was like, 0:21:40.080 --> 0:21:45.160 Mary pounds, I've got to She's like icking cares. 0:21:44.359 --> 0:21:47.359 Like these boots they're not steel cat. What you're trying 0:21:47.359 --> 0:21:49.760 to do? Help me lose my toes? 0:21:50.200 --> 0:21:50.879 Three days? 0:21:50.960 --> 0:21:54.080 Three days that she loved it. Ride a pony. 0:21:54.320 --> 0:21:57.600 She rode the pony Louis I think his name was. 0:21:59.320 --> 0:22:01.840 I mean when I say ride the pony, I mean 0:22:01.920 --> 0:22:05.560