Speaker 1: Just stood the black A couple of mitches. Delease yourself
Speaker 1: for the rude shocks of young adults. I don't want
Speaker 1: to pore everyone and show you my europe videos. It's
Speaker 1: a bit late for that. No, he is Mitch. Julie
Speaker 1: and Mitchell coups. Hollo you hallay, Mitchell, you're looking gorgeous
Speaker 1: in your merch. Already forgotten. He's already forgotten. What thirty four? Oh? Oh,
Speaker 1: two thirty four.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's trying to rhyme the episode number.
Speaker 1: Okay, Matza, store that it is. I hate this, by
Speaker 1: the way. This isn't merch. This is just the jumper.
Speaker 1: But isn't it merch for someone?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: No, there's darling on it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I gave you the other one, remember having it? I
Speaker 1: have it. I have it. I wore you once during winter. Yes,
Speaker 1: and I spilt coffee on it all down the front.
Speaker 1: That's why I have a lot of black. You can't
Speaker 1: really tell. They're just day. Hey, you're gorgeous. Can anyone
Speaker 1: smell me? Stiff? Stiff your nostrils? Jenna, here's my ring. Yeah,
Speaker 1: prize keeper Jenna out there? Will she's close? They give
Speaker 1: them a sniff. Oh, I like it don't smell good,
Speaker 1: Mitchell and Jenna. I am now hard launching my autumnal.
Speaker 1: What season we in? Spring?
Speaker 4: Spring?
Speaker 1: I'm hard launching my spring scent. Oh is it new? Yeah?
Speaker 1: You want to smell me? I really like just a
Speaker 1: smell like me, because I feel I'm big on sense
Speaker 1: at the moment, and I want everyone to have a
Speaker 1: signature scent because yours is that blood and piss from Gaga. Right. No, No, that.
Speaker 2: One's very rare, so I don't use it. It'll be
Speaker 2: worth something.
Speaker 1: In a few years. And it's true with my arm.
Speaker 1: What does that remind me of? Give it back? Give
Speaker 1: it back, give back. This is going to bother me.
Speaker 1: I want to guess what it is. Is it some
Speaker 1: sort of mandarin scent. It's a marcher. It's marcher by
Speaker 1: Le Larbo. It's a marcher.
Speaker 2: It smells like a vape I've had once upon a time.
Speaker 2: Just figured it out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well lay labo or in spell by the sense
Speaker 1: of the world. They went, let's do it, mape. No,
Speaker 1: I just launched. I like love a good fragrance, and
Speaker 1: because it was so cold, I was wearing a cold one.
Speaker 1: And then I'm like, you know what, I've got to
Speaker 1: shake things up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree. I have the same approach to candles.
Speaker 2: I would never burn like a vanilla or something in
Speaker 2: hot weather because I'm like, no, that's for winter when
Speaker 2: you're applying layers of comfort.
Speaker 1: Yes, and it's so important for the brain. And actually,
Speaker 1: like if you wear a soft fragrance in spring, it
Speaker 1: feels floral, feels warm. It just florals for a spring groundbreaking. Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: that vibe and this I did.
Speaker 2: Put on my This is the other good thing about
Speaker 2: moving house. I found all my other fragrances that I
Speaker 2: just kind of forgot. Would tuck awaya draw somewhere, like
Speaker 2: what the mark Jacob's Daisy. I was like, Daisy Spring
Speaker 2: perf perfect, Daisy's n I pop that on today.
Speaker 1: Nice. Do you do you remember that perfumes your mum's
Speaker 1: wear or war? I remember my mom? My mom still
Speaker 1: wears like blue by someone.
Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, I know about one somewhere.
Speaker 2: Question how often she wears it, because she wears whatever
Speaker 2: we give her for Mother's Day, But she would still
Speaker 2: go on the same bottle from like almost ten years ago.
Speaker 2: And then she specifically wanted the Delta goodrom perfume so
Speaker 2: I got he that and she's still.
Speaker 1: Going on that too. She's using fucking years ago. She's
Speaker 1: using Delta by Delta. Yeah, the og really it's good.
Speaker 4: What do you wear, Jenna usually Centau?
Speaker 1: Oh you're a Santel thirty three. I don't know any
Speaker 1: of these so far. So there's this thing. This is
Speaker 1: not paid. I'm not making any money from this. But
Speaker 1: at Mecca, you can go there at the moment and
Speaker 1: they like it's like a bar, and you walk in
Speaker 1: and you sit down and you say, this is what
Speaker 1: I want to smell like. You'd say, Hi, I'm Mitchell Kums.
Speaker 1: I love a pub feed and gravy and shits, all
Speaker 1: the tones and the notes that I want to hit.
Speaker 1: And some sense specialist will walk around and show you
Speaker 1: the sounds perfect for you put them on your wrist.
Speaker 1: But I don't know what I want to smell like.
Speaker 1: Wells that important to me? No, but it should be.
Speaker 1: If I said to you, Mitchell, what what smells do
Speaker 1: you love? It's really hard to answer because it depends
Speaker 1: on the day. Okay, we'll say, for example, you're going
Speaker 1: too a comedy gig and you're performing on stage, you
Speaker 1: want to smell like Mitchell kombs the celebrity. It's the superstar.
Speaker 1: So our brains work so differently.
Speaker 4: Really yeah, yeah, but I feel like it makes you
Speaker 4: feel yeah a different way.
Speaker 1: Scent for some people is really powerful. For others it
Speaker 1: means nothing. But for me, it makes it can make
Speaker 1: me feel sexy. You can make me feel powerful, strong,
Speaker 1: switched on. Okay, Katie Perry that it's a woman's world.
Speaker 1: I've always said that, and you're lucky. Well, sure you
Speaker 1: like flowers, don't you like flowers? Not exclusively? You lie?
Speaker 1: You lie like a mattress. You like you could get
Speaker 1: like a like a fruity fragrance. I just think, Mitchell,
Speaker 1: once you start the world of fragrances, you enter like Jeda.
Speaker 1: Jenna's involved now yeah she's no, I get it. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: if you know, you know, I seriously have so many
Speaker 1: unfinished bottles I'm not getting anymore. I would have so
Speaker 1: much fun taking you and finding you a perfect scent.
Speaker 1: You'll feel like a whole new person. I think it's
Speaker 1: not why I bring it up. There's not an indivention
Speaker 1: at all. Imagine if that.
Speaker 2: Well, I appreciate the thought, and I'm happy for you
Speaker 2: because you're enjoying yourself. But that's not my idea of fun.
Speaker 2: I've got enough shit going on. I don't have time
Speaker 2: to worry about my scent. A lot of different per
Speaker 2: that'll work.
Speaker 1: You're a body spray girl, too, aren't you. Oh please?
Speaker 1: You would have had the what's it called them? Impulse? Impulse? Yes,
Speaker 1: you would had impulse growing up? No, really a feeling.
Speaker 1: Now is a good time to remind you that I'm
Speaker 1: actually not a girl. You're kidding? All right? Well, welcome
Speaker 1: to This is just me, hi everyone. Every week we
Speaker 1: start the same way we miss gender Mitchell, and it's
Speaker 1: been the part we just confuse the audience. My favorite
Speaker 1: thing is when people comment on our TikTok I'm with
Speaker 1: the girl, and I'm like, who are they talking about?
Speaker 1: People are so small minded, don't they.
Speaker 2: No. My favorite part is when they wholeheartedly believe that
Speaker 2: I am a woman and they just go, oh.
Speaker 1: My god, she needs to shave her mo too much
Speaker 1: facial hair for a girl. And I'm like, well, wait,
Speaker 1: actually you're telling me that people just think you are yeah,
Speaker 1: and they go look at the bed on her.
Speaker 2: They're not joking, Oh no, that's what they sincerely believe
Speaker 2: is going on.
Speaker 1: No, that's awful. People are stupid. No, we start the
Speaker 1: show every week with it is it just me? Something
Speaker 1: we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate. Mitch doesn't know mind,
Speaker 1: I do not know Mitch's at all. Yep, we're going
Speaker 1: in blind.
Speaker 2: Also, our fourth wheel roving reporter Oscar is going to
Speaker 2: join us, bringing back hobby Hunt. This is dipping our
Speaker 2: toe into singing lessons. Yeah, because we've decided we want
Speaker 2: to do it together. We want to learn a duet.
Speaker 1: Correct, That's about all. We've decided. We need professional help
Speaker 1: to figure out what the next steps are.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: First of all, what song are we doing? Correct? I
Speaker 1: don't know. I have a new suggestion though. Okay, great,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you later on the show. Yeah, actually we
Speaker 1: should say this, Mitch. This is our last episode for
Speaker 1: a little bit. Genner and I I've got our usual
Speaker 1: radio break. Mitch, you're going back to the farm to
Speaker 1: spend some time with your parents. You're visiting the family,
Speaker 1: So we won't have any episodes for the next week.
Speaker 1: But we do have a big episode on the way today.
Speaker 1: Shall we go first with my agent? Okay, here we
Speaker 1: go kick things off now. Okay, is it just me.
Speaker 1: Do doctors need to cut the ship in their pre
Speaker 1: recorded messages. You call the doctor's office, and first of all,
Speaker 1: no need to say call triple zero if it's an emergency.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not gonna you just know there'd be so
Speaker 2: many fruit loops that will be calling for that reason.
Speaker 1: Really, I don't believe it even shot. You don't call
Speaker 1: your doctor. Even in Sean's line of work.
Speaker 2: He works for a fucking MP and people will call
Speaker 2: their local member in an emergency and Sean have to
Speaker 2: no creat triple zero.
Speaker 1: Do they know how long it takes to change legislation.
Speaker 1: I needed you to build a new freeway. I'm in traffic.
Speaker 1: That's just not gonna happen. Oh my god, I hate it.
Speaker 1: My local GP there is and I counted a minute
Speaker 1: forty worth of pre roll. Like you're at the cinemas
Speaker 1: watching the ads. If you are in emergency, help, please
Speaker 1: hang up now and call Triple zer. We get through that.
Speaker 1: Medicare rebates are changing as of September. I'm like, shut up,
Speaker 1: I want to book in. I don't need this information.
Speaker 1: If you feel unwell or have any signs or symptoms,
Speaker 1: have we done with that? That's my point, aren't we done?
Speaker 1: We understand all that, we know how it all works.
Speaker 1: They still some places at my GP has a COVID declaration.
Speaker 2: Sometimes you've got to sit through the pre roll though,
Speaker 2: because I fucking shot myself in the foot when I
Speaker 2: first moved in, not literally shot myself in the foot.
Speaker 1: I was the doctor. I was packing my rifles and no.
Speaker 2: So I was trying to get the internet to work
Speaker 2: in the new apartment, and so I was calling mate,
Speaker 2: who were my internet provider mate, and they were like, hi, mate,
Speaker 2: your call is important to us, so that you don't
Speaker 2: have to stay on the hold mate. We'll give you
Speaker 2: a call back. We're experiencing a high volume of calls.
Speaker 2: Our current callback time is around two hours. So at
Speaker 2: that point I'd go, oh, hang up, wait two hours,
Speaker 2: no call.
Speaker 1: I'd call again. I'd listen up until that point in
Speaker 1: the pre roll our current call my time is two hours,
Speaker 1: and I'd go, oh, all right, hang up, and then
Speaker 1: again no call. And then after two.
Speaker 2: Fucking days of this, two fucking days of that, I
Speaker 2: was like, I'm going to sit around and see what
Speaker 2: happens after that, and they said, our current callback time
Speaker 2: is two hours. You're next in the queue, though, so
Speaker 2: stay on the line. I was like, are you fun?
Speaker 2: Three days with that wife? I just because I didn't
Speaker 2: sit through the pre roll.
Speaker 1: I don't think there's one software that I need any
Speaker 1: pre roll for, like, absolutely nothing, unless it's like press
Speaker 1: one to go to this department, press two to go
Speaker 1: to this department. I get that we need that, but
Speaker 1: for God's sake, we don't. Don't spoon fetus doctors. I
Speaker 1: dedicate making phone calls in general. Oh no, I prefer
Speaker 1: a phone call or text.
Speaker 2: Now, not a text, I mean online, like I can
Speaker 2: book into my GP online. Thank fuck o, Hot doc.
Speaker 2: Not even that they've just got it on my website.
Speaker 1: I'm on hot dock. I don't love hot docs so much.
Speaker 1: You get a repeat referral. It's perfect, you know what
Speaker 1: I love. Iachim on the fly. Are you guys across
Speaker 1: video voicemail?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: No? Oh my god? So is that not just like
Speaker 1: a cameo? Yes, it's a cameo. So if someone tries
Speaker 1: to FaceTime you, right and they don't, they don't get you,
Speaker 1: you get what's you? Go to this section called video voicemail. Ready,
Speaker 1: I'm holding up my iPhone. I don't think I would
Speaker 1: ever used that. That's so weird. So I missed a
Speaker 1: FaceTime from Stephen right, and then he's then left me
Speaker 1: this video. See he bought a coat to winter coat.
Speaker 1: But it's a video and you can watch it and
Speaker 1: you can save them and a story. Isn't that cool? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I will never take advantage of that. That is so weird.
Speaker 1: I'll do one for you right now. I'm going to
Speaker 1: send you on a FaceTime, but I'm going to see it.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, closure house and I'll hear it. Oh shit,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Pull a grenade out or something in
Speaker 1: the foot again, just have to let it ring out.
Speaker 1: Don't answer it. I don't plan to. Do you want
Speaker 1: to say? Even ringing? What you want? D and D? Yeah,
Speaker 1: don't answer it.
Speaker 2: I'm actually not going to dinner to stay. But I
Speaker 2: created my own focus for the podcast.
Speaker 1: Oh here we go, all right, record voicemail ready, Jenna Mitchell,
Speaker 1: you missed us. Are just calling to say happy birthday.
Speaker 4: It's aunt Terrence and it's Auntie Jane.
Speaker 1: And we love you. You are our favorite niece.
Speaker 4: Nice, nice little girl.
Speaker 1: Little girl, Happy birthday.
Speaker 4: Happy birthday.
Speaker 1: Yeah press that one, Yeah, you press that honey, go
Speaker 1: for it. Yeah, here we pressed it. Fantastic. See now
Speaker 1: that is a digital voicemail? And what section in my
Speaker 1: phone does it go to get a notification? You should,
Speaker 1: but you've turned it off. You're on focus? Is that focus?
Speaker 1: Just to shut my number up?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: I told you that.
Speaker 2: You know you can put not a serve on month
Speaker 2: fifth podcast and wow, all notifications except reminders because I
Speaker 2: need my reminders to come up saying renew your parking bitch.
Speaker 1: I didn't know you could do that. It was easy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm impressed. Did you get it? Maybe it comes it
Speaker 1: comes up in the FaceTime app and it should be
Speaker 1: in miss facetimes play it. I wonder what they said.
Speaker 1: It was a funny scare. Let's listen it is. We
Speaker 1: just heard it. That's funny, that's comedy. Goal. What can
Speaker 1: I go with my now? Yeah, if you want to
Speaker 1: watch that now minutes whatever you need, I'm good. Okay,
Speaker 1: have them right before my eyes. Yeah, like you you
Speaker 1: got you got to watch back later.
Speaker 4: It's really funny.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll put that on They of socials, okay, you
Speaker 1: can do you know that was a director of director.
Speaker 4: I don't have his phone, so god.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you actually have to because no, no, my
Speaker 1: agem can wait.
Speaker 2: It'll say there's got to be away that I can
Speaker 2: handle all this back.
Speaker 1: I do enough. Just post it open you thing. I'm
Speaker 1: not inter accepting it. I'm at work. I'll just text
Speaker 1: it to you then, I don't want it on my person.
Speaker 1: There you go fast. Now you can post it to
Speaker 1: the gym socials general. Believe.
Speaker 2: I had to remind you last week to post photos
Speaker 2: of your own allergic reaction because you said on your
Speaker 2: podcast I'll post it in the grave, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: Betty won't.
Speaker 1: Oh, I just was waiting for you to go, Hey,
Speaker 1: where are those photos of the allergic reaction? All right,
Speaker 1: I'm going now, Bradley, Thank you for your patience. Mate.
Speaker 1: Is it just me to Keyla's cars feel fucking wrong? Oh? No,
Speaker 1: I love it. I love it, my felo, I'm starting
Speaker 1: up a spaceship.
Speaker 2: I just don't like it because it kind of takes
Speaker 2: away the purpose of the key.
Speaker 1: Who's keylos Curry? You in?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 2: One of my friends was staying with me recently and
Speaker 2: I drove her car and I was like, I don't
Speaker 2: like this at all. I think my parents have one too.
Speaker 2: I don't have to actually use the key. No, it's
Speaker 2: quite satisfying, you know, the jingling of the keys.
Speaker 1: Nah, I hate it. I'm all for it because I
Speaker 1: have to get my keys out of my car. I've
Speaker 1: got one of those flick switch. I think we have
Speaker 1: the same key. Itoks like a pen knife. Yeah, And
Speaker 1: I love when I take my dad's car in my
Speaker 1: mum's car. You just keep your keys in the bag
Speaker 1: and it knows that you're in the vicinity of the door.
Speaker 1: I think that's the best technology that we've ever invented.
Speaker 4: So how does the car turn on?
Speaker 1: You have to sit in the car. The car registers
Speaker 1: the keys in the vicinity of the vehicle, put your
Speaker 1: foot on the brake and you press it on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but then you know what happens. My friend who's
Speaker 2: keyless car, I was driving. She had the key in
Speaker 2: her pocket and she got out of the car to
Speaker 2: like put something in the be in or something, and
Speaker 2: her car nearly self imploded it And I was one
Speaker 2: of the driver's seat because you can't walk away with
Speaker 2: the key while the engine's on.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, why are you yelling at me? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I was like, this car, it just freaks the fuck out.
Speaker 2: Just I like the old school key. You know where
Speaker 2: it is. It's not possible to lose it because it's
Speaker 2: in the fuckingition. And you know what else fucking freaks
Speaker 2: me out in cars like that. You don't have the
Speaker 2: crank the handbrake like that? Oh is it a little switch? Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's not reassuring. I hate the sound button. You press
Speaker 2: it and he goes ze.
Speaker 1: I hate it. I love a cranky give stick. It's
Speaker 1: just nothing. Handbake hand you're right handbrake. Sorry, if you
Speaker 1: can feel that that wheel get locked in place. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And it's a big gas light of these new cars
Speaker 2: because they'll put the handbrake on for you as soon
Speaker 2: as you've stopped, and then you question yourself.
Speaker 1: Wait, did I put the handbrake on? Oh? It says
Speaker 1: it's on, but I didn't do that. I don't do that. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And then when you like start to leave, it automatically
Speaker 2: takes it off, and then you go to take the
Speaker 2: handbrake off yourself, and then you accidentally put it back on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I'm like, just let me do some things,
Speaker 1: leave some things in my control plate. I had a
Speaker 1: higher car recently for two weeks. It was fully smart,
Speaker 1: push buttons everything me too. Then I got back in
Speaker 1: my car and I felt old. I thought this analogue
Speaker 1: car is incredible. Now I missed it. No, you know
Speaker 1: what my car does. My car has car play. I
Speaker 1: love it. But it's got it's got an analogue handbrake,
Speaker 1: it's got, it's got a key start, it's it doesn't
Speaker 1: have any smart driving, doesn't change lanes for you. It's analogue,
Speaker 1: and I love it. Yeah, same, I felt comforted getting
Speaker 1: back into my car. Auto lights. I like auto lights.
Speaker 1: I've got those. That's good. They don't have to touch
Speaker 1: my headlights than you Moore. Things are begging to be touched.
Speaker 1: You'll sell that car and the value of that novel
Speaker 1: it'll be won't be touched. But I love my blinkers.
Speaker 1: All automatic some cars these days auto sense if you're
Speaker 1: like starting to turn indicate for you. In my dad's No,
Speaker 1: I hate that. In my dad's car, the blinkers on
Speaker 1: the steering wheel. Just leave them as they are.
Speaker 2: Who've all gotten in the habit of putting the handbrake on, like,
Speaker 2: so why change it?
Speaker 1: I'm with you. I'm loving that. Jenna's cooperating as if
Speaker 1: she knows what we're talking about at all. If you've
Speaker 1: beat in cars, drawn ones, we're talking about real car. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I do miss the horse. What do you think a handbreak?
Speaker 1: He's putting your hand in front of us tire to
Speaker 1: stop it. No, it's pulling back the horse.
Speaker 2: Break?
Speaker 1: Is it just me? The rude shocks of young adults?
Speaker 4: Food?
Speaker 1: All right, we're missing a wheel right now, aren't we?
Speaker 1: Long time? No see fourth wheel? Oscar? Come in here
Speaker 1: your time, come on in.
Speaker 5: Hello.
Speaker 1: Just on the floor, just on the ground there, This
Speaker 1: is where you see on that microphone. Take a seat, chicken.
Speaker 1: Thanks from the Misfits. We're excited to have you here.
Speaker 1: I'm a little nervous. Can you tell us the extensive
Speaker 1: I feel you got a job interview? Tell us the
Speaker 1: extensive history of your singing, because you've been singing since
Speaker 1: you're a wee.
Speaker 4: Boy, very talented.
Speaker 5: I've been singing since before I could talk, probably basically.
Speaker 1: Long, long, and short of it is.
Speaker 5: I started singing properly when I was about maybe eight
Speaker 5: or nine years old.
Speaker 1: Baby singer. I was a little baby singer.
Speaker 5: I was a part of like Sydney Children's choir which
Speaker 5: they shout out to them because they taught me the
Speaker 5: basics of like classical techniques and how to preserve your
Speaker 5: voice when you're singing, like four hour long concerts and
Speaker 5: shit like that. But then I also did musicals and
Speaker 5: professional shows, amateur shows. But I and got myself a
Speaker 5: vocal teacher. His specialty was helping like young boys navigate
Speaker 5: their voice through puberty.
Speaker 2: And here I was thinking, you were just a natural. See,
Speaker 2: singing lessons do count for something like you've trained.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well there's two of us in this room that
Speaker 1: have had singing lessons. I had singing lessons as well.
Speaker 1: Do you know this school I did? Didn't tell it
Speaker 1: that part? Yeah, studyingful, yes, I did. Operatic singing is
Speaker 1: a major part of the American Actually makes so much sense.
Speaker 5: When I was listening to you guys sing what was
Speaker 5: it again, the Grease song, and you had this like
Speaker 5: timber Dobrado.
Speaker 1: I can sing, I remember, I kept in my head.
Speaker 5: I was like, I have to ask him about that,
Speaker 5: because surely that's been taught.
Speaker 1: I studied. I've had full a vocal training, like to
Speaker 1: control like my voice through acting in theater in America.
Speaker 1: And then yeah, I'm also singing training. But I wasn't
Speaker 1: good at singing, and I also thought I'm never going
Speaker 1: to do it, so I didn't pay attention. Okay, I
Speaker 1: gave up.
Speaker 2: Well, we're actually going to do this singing. Let's in
Speaker 2: a little bit. I think we should warm up our vocals. Oscar,
Speaker 2: have you got an idgym to share in the meantime?
Speaker 2: I just get it's warmed out?
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course excited? Yeah I do. But we can't
Speaker 1: have Oscar do one. They're not what was your name again? Sorry?
Speaker 1: Is it Jenna? Jenna? Gfa Jenna. We you should do
Speaker 1: one too, I can do one. Do you have one? Yeah?
Speaker 1: All right, we'll do both of yours. All right, Bradley,
Speaker 1: let's go. Is it just me?
Speaker 5: What the actual fuck is barbecue? Sauce?
Speaker 1: My good to die for?
Speaker 5: It is beautiful, don't get it twisted. But you know
Speaker 5: how like you've got tomato sauce sky? What the fuck
Speaker 5: is barbie?
Speaker 2: I have always wondered that they just like lick barbecue
Speaker 2: clean and go that's yummy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because at the end of a barbecue it's all
Speaker 5: like stale and crusty and that do they just gather
Speaker 5: that up, rinse it down and go put that in
Speaker 5: a bottle, that's.
Speaker 1: True, whereas barbecue sauce just like they put like Jenna,
Speaker 1: get googling, Yeah, Jenna, can you google that? We call
Speaker 1: Harryhines please and see what he has to say about this,
Speaker 1: because like they always have on fister Henrietta Himes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they always.
Speaker 5: Have on like barbecue sauce like related condiment. There's like
Speaker 5: an onion and.
Speaker 1: Like a tomato, an onion and a tomato, And it's.
Speaker 5: Like, so is it just brown onion sauce?
Speaker 1: Is that what it is? I think it's just savory
Speaker 1: sauce because in America all barbecue sauces are smoky, like
Speaker 1: really smoky. How did you google? Word for word? What
Speaker 1: the fuck is barbecue sauce?
Speaker 4: So what defines a barbecue sauce is the method of
Speaker 4: cooking that it's used in. So it's used as a
Speaker 4: marinade and topping for meat cooked in barbecue cooking style,
Speaker 4: and that's where it comes from.
Speaker 2: Only use it specifically if there's been a barbecue involved.
Speaker 2: Well fuck, I've been bastardizing that sauce for many years.
Speaker 1: No, but what else do you put it on? I
Speaker 1: only put it on a steak. I put it on
Speaker 1: a sausage sandwich, Like.
Speaker 5: That hasn't answered my question because we've got barbie fuck flavored. Yeah,
Speaker 5: we've got barbecue flavored chips, We've got barbecue flavored crackers,
Speaker 5: and some more shit. I feel there's more to it.
Speaker 1: Well, this isn't a cat, I don't I don't have
Speaker 1: the answer.
Speaker 5: Oh, sorry, could have.
Speaker 1: Filled me with the.
Speaker 4: Barbecue. Wait, sorry, getting.
Speaker 1: Came up with.
Speaker 4: Barbecue sauces include vinegar or tomato paste as are based
Speaker 4: liquid smoke flavoring, onion, spice, smoke.
Speaker 1: Liquid smoke. Does that mean that you Edith asher Dart
Speaker 1: in there or yeah?
Speaker 5: I could have made fucking billions when I was a smoker.
Speaker 5: Then quid smoke is a.
Speaker 1: Clear liquid that is just a smoky essence. You can
Speaker 1: put it in so many things and it makes it
Speaker 1: smoky flavor.
Speaker 5: Really, it's really question.
Speaker 2: It's not just you, because I've always wondered what the
Speaker 2: fuck does that actually mean?
Speaker 5: Because I was watching I was scrolling on TikTok and
Speaker 5: this chick named Narah Smith came up where she made
Speaker 5: her own barbecue sauce and I was like, oh, I
Speaker 5: know Nara, Yeah, like love her, She's close. Yeah, I
Speaker 5: don't mean either actually, but in my head we've got
Speaker 5: close friendship.
Speaker 1: And she made her.
Speaker 5: Own barbecue sauce. And if you don't know, who knows.
Speaker 5: She's renowned for making her own bullshit. She makes everything
Speaker 5: from scratch and breading things like bubblegum and bullshit. The
Speaker 5: aside note, I will always go through the comments because
Speaker 5: everyone says, can you make her zempic from scratch?
Speaker 1: And it kills me? Hilarious?
Speaker 5: And she made barbecue. It's been sitting with me for
Speaker 5: about three weeks. I'm like, what the actual fuck is
Speaker 5: barbecue sauce?
Speaker 1: We just add liquid smoke to a sprite, like, can
Speaker 1: you add liquid smoke to anything? Smoke? Sah. She's a
Speaker 1: hubba bubba with a dash of liquid smoke, grape smoked.
Speaker 1: It's called a bake. Yeah, you're right, Jenna, Have you
Speaker 1: got any of that? Just me ready to go? No,
Speaker 1: I got it? You got it? Okay, Bradley, when you're ready?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 4: The doctors on Gray's Anatomy and other medical shows let
Speaker 4: too many of their patients die. Okay, I've got an example.
Speaker 4: I've been into Gray's Anatomy lately, and.
Speaker 1: What with raised Anatomy making a comeback. So many people
Speaker 1: are starting it from scratch.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm up to season five now and honestly.
Speaker 1: Got ninety seven. Girl.
Speaker 4: Every episode patients die, so they come in with a headache.
Speaker 4: By the end of the episode, they're dead.
Speaker 1: They're dead.
Speaker 4: Somebody came in with the nosebleed, dies on the table.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like Gray's Anatomy should just stop.
Speaker 4: I know, like no, I'll tell you what else really
Speaker 4: annoyed me, and was the fact that one of the
Speaker 4: main characters drowned and died in the water, and they
Speaker 4: saved her, spent six hours resuscitating her, and yet they
Speaker 4: couldn't fix the child with a broken leg who ended
Speaker 4: up getting sepsis and dying solid.
Speaker 1: They take you by surprise.
Speaker 2: You think, oh you can fucking survive that, don't be an.
Speaker 4: They're all screaming, oh, we can save Meredith, but let's
Speaker 4: not save this child with a simple.
Speaker 1: Gentlemen, you know, it's not RPA, it's not reality, it's
Speaker 1: it's a drama series.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I feel like writers should be caring more
Speaker 4: about the patient.
Speaker 1: I'm kind of with you. As a kid, I had
Speaker 1: such a warped idea of what medical professionals were like
Speaker 1: after watching House, like, I thought my GP wanted to
Speaker 1: fuck me, but no he didn't. Was just there'd be
Speaker 1: like a twenty one year old girl who was like,
Speaker 1: come in with pneumonia and he's like, right, so is
Speaker 1: it that heavy rack on your chest? Or are you
Speaker 1: just sick? Am my House? That walking stick? It was
Speaker 1: just such a weird doctor like House.
Speaker 5: Is on such a different different level though, because that
Speaker 5: is such a cooked show in general. Yeah, Like he's awful,
Speaker 5: Like Hugh Laurie the actor is fantastic, and he's a
Speaker 5: great comedian as well, if you've seen any any of
Speaker 5: his comment and.
Speaker 2: Little of course, Yeah, but he was sweet as fuck,
Speaker 2: little with a creepy do it's father the adoptive famer.
Speaker 1: Yeah Little actually got it? Yeah got it. But no,
Speaker 1: it's just you. I've never enjoyed, nor have I sat
Speaker 1: down to watch any medical dramas. Just it's not my
Speaker 1: genre of TV, Mitchell, do you like medical genres? Medical?
Speaker 1: Never really enjoyed them.
Speaker 2: But like, I just don't know why you're shocked watching
Speaker 2: a medical drama that there's death involved. No, not, I
Speaker 2: watch for you and I expect there to be I confect.
Speaker 4: She expects there to be death, but I don't expect
Speaker 4: somebody with.
Speaker 1: Like reasonable they're going with an ingrown to now. Then
Speaker 1: by the end of the episode, brain rihism, Yeah, doesn't
Speaker 1: a single time.
Speaker 2: The messages obviously, can't be too careful, get it checked out.
Speaker 1: Even if it seems like nothing that's right.
Speaker 4: Unless you're a doctor, then the other doctors will save
Speaker 4: you over a child.
Speaker 5: But also, have you been like an emergency room when
Speaker 5: it's full blown?
Speaker 1: How do they have all the time to sit there
Speaker 1: and talk about their personal lives.
Speaker 5: When I was in hospital a couple of years back,
Speaker 5: in the emergency room, the nurse that saw me to
Speaker 5: take do my blood test, she literally said, I was
Speaker 5: the eighteenth.
Speaker 1: Person in the space of ten minutes.
Speaker 5: How do they have the time to sit there and
Speaker 5: talk about meritis, puss getting stretched, crap, I'm good.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, I was talking about her investment property
Speaker 1: that she lost money on, and there's someone code blueing.
Speaker 4: In the emergency there was a fairy explosion and sound
Speaker 4: like very like a fairy.
Speaker 1: Explosion got her.
Speaker 4: And thousands died, and but they managed to have an
Speaker 4: affair in the closet.
Speaker 1: You're not really selling this show to me. I got to.
Speaker 4: Say, once you watch it, you kind of get yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm enjoying it.
Speaker 1: I think you hate the doctors.
Speaker 2: Don't we All right, let's stop fucking about. Let's get
Speaker 2: down to business. The reason you hear oscur is we
Speaker 2: need your help. We're doing this again.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 2: We wanted to try singing lessons together. Consider this kindergarten
Speaker 2: of singing lessons and if you feel already, we might
Speaker 2: graduate to another singing teacher. Yeah, but I didn't know
Speaker 2: we had a fucking in house singing teacher since when.
Speaker 5: Well it was it was short lived. But when I
Speaker 5: was in my last year of school, I basically started
Speaker 5: teaching like kids, the very like bare minimum basics, so
Speaker 5: things like that's what we need. Yeah, so things like
Speaker 5: things like breathing, like your stance.
Speaker 1: Like dance like that, I'm not getting up, no.
Speaker 5: No, no, we obviously we're not getting up in this
Speaker 5: instance because we have to sit with microphones, of course,
Speaker 5: but like things like that, and I like, when I
Speaker 5: felt satisfied with where they were at, I would palm
Speaker 5: them off to another teacher.
Speaker 1: And says no to drop out.
Speaker 5: Well I will, I will say you guys are probably
Speaker 5: the oldest students I've ever had. Usually, usually the students
Speaker 5: I've had the oldest the youngest would have been about seven.
Speaker 5: And but yes, I haven't done it for a good
Speaker 5: long while. And this instance is gonna be a bit
Speaker 5: tricky because obviously I don't have a real piano with me, so.
Speaker 1: I have to put my hand up to ask a question.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you go on, what's your question?
Speaker 2: I am on theater talk and I often see like
Speaker 2: musical theater performers referring to like their head voice.
Speaker 1: What does that mean?
Speaker 5: Head voice is another term for it is a falsetto.
Speaker 5: That's where you do what's called like a vocal flip.
Speaker 5: So you go from like your chest voice.
Speaker 1: Can you do a flip? What's the opposite of head voice?
Speaker 1: Chest voice? Okay? Can you do a flip from chest
Speaker 1: to head?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Sorry, I had a coffee I fell to I know,
Speaker 1: there's a crack. That was pretty good. You can hear
Speaker 1: the crack? Yeah, that was that was pretty good. Though,
Speaker 1: how do I know if that's the chest to head
Speaker 1: that I'm starting with? Maybe you can heal it. You can.
Speaker 1: It's like, maybe think of it as like your throat,
Speaker 1: like throw Adam's apples down. That's a perfect example. People
Speaker 1: already the Adams apple thing really helps. Yeah, yeah, he's
Speaker 1: a great feature. I remember this from school. My teacher
Speaker 1: Mandy was so good, you know. She said, you know,
Speaker 1: when you need to clear your throat, you go. That
Speaker 1: is so bad for your throat if you're a singer
Speaker 1: or a theater performer. So what they would suggest You.
Speaker 2: Can't imagine the irreversable damage that coughing fit jigg and
Speaker 2: it's done to you.
Speaker 1: Well, I did ask us to stop for a reason
Speaker 1: for health issues instead of coughing. If you've got a
Speaker 1: bit in your throat, you do this, you swallow. Does
Speaker 1: the exact same thing that's for for Mitchell, you just swallow.
Speaker 1: I'm not familiar with that.
Speaker 2: Mandy is quite correct about a belt, it's head and
Speaker 2: for its tests worth.
Speaker 1: What about a belt? You felt that much way.
Speaker 5: A belt is when you are using the support, Well,
Speaker 5: when you sing, you should use your diaphragm.
Speaker 1: I don't think I have one. Everyone's got to die.
Speaker 1: He said this a few weeks ago, and I believe
Speaker 1: it because you guys couldn't arrow it down. Well, not crazy.
Speaker 1: You do have A diaphragm's under my belly button.
Speaker 5: So you use your stomach to sort of support yourself
Speaker 5: when you're doing like extended notes, do.
Speaker 2: An exail of no diaphragm, and then kick the diaphragm
Speaker 2: in and we can hear the difference.
Speaker 5: I'm not saying this to be an asshole. I genuinely
Speaker 5: don't think I can sing without my diaphragm because I've
Speaker 5: got fifteen years of year.
Speaker 1: Is constantly flexing? Is that how it works? Sounds my stomach?
Speaker 1: Oh my, touch my stomach. Okay, it's not flexing too much.
Speaker 1: It's like a little bit of It's just a little bit.
Speaker 5: If I went higher your throats too, if I went
Speaker 5: higher in pitch, then you would feel it. Really, I
Speaker 5: will do that, h.
Speaker 1: Gotcha.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's different elements and parts of it. You and
Speaker 5: I have done many drunken singing instances before.
Speaker 1: It's not good.
Speaker 5: No, you think it's not good. I personally think you're
Speaker 5: you're more a lower register singer.
Speaker 1: But I said like a baritone.
Speaker 2: When we were first trying to decide a song, I
Speaker 2: said to Cherry that I'm best suited to being someone's
Speaker 2: backing singer. I can do the harmonies, but when I'm isolated,
Speaker 2: it's bad. And there was one fucking time the Oscar
Speaker 2: and I were doing karaoke, and because he was standing
Speaker 2: right next to me and he's quite loud as a singer,
Speaker 2: we just thought his mic was on.
Speaker 1: Oh it wasn't.
Speaker 2: So everyone listening to us at the pub could only
Speaker 2: hear my VODs and.
Speaker 1: They weren't good. That sounds like a stitchir.
Speaker 2: And I'm looking out into the audience, going, why are
Speaker 2: they blown away by our beautiful voices? And then I
Speaker 2: realized it's because they can only hear me one.
Speaker 1: That's tragic. I forgot about that.
Speaker 5: Speaking of a song, have you guys decided what do
Speaker 5: you want to do?
Speaker 1: No? No, But I have a new suggestion. All hit me.
Speaker 1: I want to sing die with a smile, Lady Gaga,
Speaker 1: Bruno mass if the world was ending? I want to
Speaker 1: mean next see now, I mean, where am I going wrong?
Speaker 2: Because if I were to do that in the car,
Speaker 2: I might hit the notes on paper, but my.
Speaker 5: Throat hat it's because you're yelling.
Speaker 1: Yelling, But isn't that what a head voice is? You
Speaker 1: never yet ever? No, you see you can hear it's
Speaker 1: a little bit breathia. That was nice that Mitchell, your throat?
Speaker 1: Can you open your throat? Not for you, for the audience,
Speaker 1: for the audience. How do you open it like I
Speaker 1: can go? That's me opening and closing. I don't know
Speaker 1: if I can tell if it's closing. Make that noise.
Speaker 1: See how is larynx is dropping in and out? So
Speaker 1: it's moving out in dapple like we said before. Yeah
Speaker 1: that could that changes the pitch and time right? Just
Speaker 1: be How do I know if I'm doing it right?
Speaker 1: If I'm literally it's being silly? Try we'll tell you
Speaker 1: right now. Mitchell just shot a baby deer and no
Speaker 1: one can had it coming.
Speaker 5: So that's that's a good one. I feel like that
Speaker 5: might be a bit too high for Strange personally.
Speaker 1: Yes, thank you. I've got a list explaining that him
Speaker 1: last time.
Speaker 5: So I went back, so I listened to all that.
Speaker 5: I've done a little bit of preparation with some songs.
Speaker 5: But I have also got the post because the injured
Speaker 5: idiots started a Facebook post where they all put suggestions on.
Speaker 1: So we did, Yes we did, Oh yes you did. Yeah.
Speaker 5: So I've written five duets that I think could work
Speaker 5: with both of your Rangers. Where if I've got missed,
Speaker 5: you're here.
Speaker 1: God.
Speaker 5: So if I've got if I've got gorgeous Cheery doing
Speaker 5: a more of a higher register, and I've got gorgeous
Speaker 5: Combs doing a bit a little bit lower?
Speaker 1: Is it just me on the fly? Would no one
Speaker 1: have picked that that I'm the lower pitch? Honest to God, No,
Speaker 1: I would not, not.
Speaker 5: Until I heard that episode of Cherry singing and he's
Speaker 5: hitting notes that not even I can hear.
Speaker 1: What Wow? And like I said, you had this.
Speaker 2: I don't believe that I do do a high note.
Speaker 1: Just sing the word yeah as high as you can.
Speaker 1: I can't do it. Yeah, you can do it.
Speaker 2: Try he would slightly, But I can't expect you to
Speaker 2: get even close.
Speaker 1: And I was jack vision anyway, Sorry I interrupted. So
Speaker 1: I've got five songs written down.
Speaker 5: The first one is and I'm actually quite nervous to
Speaker 5: say this because I know how Cheery feel about this.
Speaker 5: Everything has changed from t Swift, Taylor Swift and Edge.
Speaker 4: That's a good song.
Speaker 5: So hear me out, Cherry, hear me out, hear me out,
Speaker 5: him me out look close boring.
Speaker 2: This was actually the karaoke song where Mike was off
Speaker 2: and they could only hear my harmonies.
Speaker 5: So Taylor is this is going to sound controversial. She's
Speaker 5: actually quite a weak singer. She's a very weak singer
Speaker 5: because she.
Speaker 1: Couldn't do define gravity. It's not a bad she.
Speaker 5: Doesn't have a bad voice at all, but it's weak
Speaker 5: and her higher register is not even that high of
Speaker 5: a of a register. But Ed Sheeran has got a
Speaker 5: lower voice which sits in Mitchell's range perfect.
Speaker 1: Can we demonstrate? Can do you go to the eye?
Speaker 1: He had Shearon bang eye? I thought you were going.
Speaker 5: I was like, that's that is correct.
Speaker 1: I've got the private chap. Where are they up to?
Speaker 1: Is it? Hang on? I need the lyrics? Hold up?
Speaker 1: What a pussy? I know, I know you'd think for
Speaker 1: a performer, i'd know how. No, actually remember you want
Speaker 1: me to get the lyrics up? No, he's doing it.
Speaker 1: I've got it. I just want to know you better
Speaker 1: know you better know you, better know. I just want
Speaker 1: to know you.
Speaker 2: No, I know, hello, and you're looking life coming home?
Speaker 3: I know it's a sam.
Speaker 1: Everything has changed, but just say what I mean, beautiful?
Speaker 1: Do you want me to go home now? Or do
Speaker 1: you want me to know? You want me to come
Speaker 1: back in an hour. I know I wanted to stay. Okay,
Speaker 1: you wanted to shoo to pitch you. Second has to
Speaker 1: be about I just thought the whole point was to
Speaker 1: see because the singing's done, you know, we're trying to
Speaker 1: convince you because you've already vetoed this song.
Speaker 4: I must say that was extraordinary.
Speaker 1: It was nice.
Speaker 5: I So the reason why I brought that up is
Speaker 5: it sits perfectly in both of your rangers. Because you
Speaker 5: guys are not it's gonna don't. I don't know how
Speaker 5: else to say this, but you guys are not performers
Speaker 5: in the sense of you can go out with a band.
Speaker 1: Yet I didn't say that as a challenge.
Speaker 2: Somehow add a couple of seconds, Yeah, I'll be backings
Speaker 2: well ship.
Speaker 5: So I think that particular song would just really work
Speaker 5: for the both of you while you're starting out.
Speaker 1: You know what, I in favor of that? What other
Speaker 1: ideas did we go? So the other one?
Speaker 5: Some of the other ones I have are Lucky Joseph
Speaker 5: Moros and Kolby Kolay.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I know that, friend, we can't sing.
Speaker 1: That's to get people will talk, The forums will kick
Speaker 1: back up again. I don't ballot one eye ballad ballad.
Speaker 1: The next one is shallow Garga and Bradley.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I.
Speaker 6: Do that.
Speaker 1: And it was gorgeous. Say so much for improvement.
Speaker 5: That's where I come in later. So that's another option.
Speaker 5: I need you now, Lady Antebellum, do you know?
Speaker 4: Do I know?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Have we thought that this might be extremely cringe? As
Speaker 1: I'm hearing this, I'm thinking, are we going to really
Speaker 1: upset the listeners? I was one of those I just think,
Speaker 1: I just get this makes me. I can't listen to it.
Speaker 1: I'm so put off the singing. I'm not a singer person.
Speaker 1: I think I've just overcome me with immense sense of dread.
Speaker 1: Day one of the hobby hunt, and he's like, I
Speaker 1: want this one. Well, the point is that we have
Speaker 1: to find if the hobby works for us. But I
Speaker 1: couldn't make contact with you guys when you were singing
Speaker 1: like what a dog does appear in a public party? Okay?
Speaker 1: What else is that? All the audience?
Speaker 5: The last one was stay Rihanna and Mickey Echo. But
Speaker 5: I don't know how you would feel.
Speaker 1: About because he's singing the same notes as her. To me,
Speaker 1: it has to be shallow. I'm on board for Shallow
Speaker 1: or the Ed Sheer and Taylor Swift. But does that
Speaker 1: mean your gaga in shallow? Do you want to be Gaga? Well,
Speaker 1: I don't know what role. I saw something, but I
Speaker 1: have to sing the same notes. Tell me something girl. No,
Speaker 1: he's a little bit lower. There's no key change at all.
Speaker 1: He sings exactly the same.
Speaker 5: So those were my suggestions. I have also saved the
Speaker 5: post that the idiots did all their suggestions. What do
Speaker 5: we have from idiots? So one of them said they
Speaker 5: know us. So the top one that's for me says
Speaker 5: what I've been looking for. And Ryan from high school Musical.
Speaker 1: That is pretty good, less cringe.
Speaker 5: If it's just something, then we're actually Maybe that's why,
Speaker 5: because like I'm thinking easy, I just don't want.
Speaker 1: To be a singer, so I think it's crazy for
Speaker 1: me to be like, I'm going to give it my
Speaker 1: oldest sing. No, that's valid.
Speaker 5: Lane Shasser from Wherever said breaking free from high.
Speaker 1: School Music, and that is I can be like to
Speaker 1: come there if we're trying, can you?
Speaker 2: I like that?
Speaker 6: I like that.
Speaker 1: That's cute.
Speaker 5: That's good. Aaron Thomas shout out to you said yeah
Speaker 5: by Usher. Yeah, it says it says yeah.
Speaker 1: By Usher feature Little John and Ludacris Jenna as Little John. Nice.
Speaker 1: Oh my, I don't know what's it called breaking?
Speaker 2: I don't actually know the lyrics either, but not even
Speaker 2: zach Efron could handle this.
Speaker 1: You've got a fucking yeah. He doesn't sing. Someone dubbed it.
Speaker 1: He didn't sing, did he? I've got belirious. Okay, let's go.
Speaker 2: You're gonna have to point to him when he needs
Speaker 2: to sing, because he'll get confused.
Speaker 1: It really will. We're sorting fly. There's not a story
Speaker 1: in heaven that we can't reach. You know what, what's
Speaker 1: the rhythm? If we try and breaking start again? It's fine,
Speaker 1: you'll have another line.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: The world can see us. Oh that's her in a
Speaker 1: way that's different from.
Speaker 3: Who we are, creating space between us to wear separate parts.
Speaker 1: BEGIF gives mistressed stream believe regularly.
Speaker 2: Give whattroles first starting hent.
Speaker 1: The wrong careage, Mitch Cherry, what can I double my character?
Speaker 1: I'm so confused, me so much. Let me just say this.
Speaker 5: First of all, I nailed it.
Speaker 1: Thank you. That was fantastic.
Speaker 5: Now let me just say this, even if you don't
Speaker 5: if you're not one hundred percent confident in what you're doing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, fucking commit to it? About it? Okay, good because
Speaker 1: I'm good at that. I'm gonna say that sort of
Speaker 1: my mr. Yeah, just commit all right? So what did
Speaker 1: I do wrong? So start my line? They're not outlined.
Speaker 1: It's not outlined easily. Do you not have a version
Speaker 1: that has like Troy gamer? Are you on genius dot com?
Speaker 2: No, I've got the lyric video on YouTube. It's highly sexist.
Speaker 2: The boys line is blue pink and then when they
Speaker 2: sing together, can I I'm getting it up?
Speaker 1: Mitch? Can I also be really nitpicky?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Go for it? Can you straighten your shoulders?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: My shoulders? You can't sing when you're spying. It's crooked
Speaker 1: like this. Oh that's a good tonight.
Speaker 5: So if you just shoulders back, everyone should us back?
Speaker 5: Tits up?
Speaker 1: Is your video by X Smiley ninety five? Your video
Speaker 1: X who makes the video that you're watching? Sin King?
Speaker 1: I love that?
Speaker 2: Got it?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Then it's clever much like the Titanic thinking sinking King
Speaker 1: Pink is girl, blue was boy and you are girl?
Speaker 1: Yet give it a good Why don't we try this?
Speaker 1: This could work, go for it. We have to play
Speaker 1: at the same time. Ready three, hold on from the
Speaker 1: very start. Yes, yeak three two one, No, it's got
Speaker 1: this ship. Yeah, I've got the same thing. So sure
Speaker 1: I remember confidence. If you fuck up, go with it.
Speaker 1: Lot of notes for sure. I'm pink, yep, I'm girl.
Speaker 1: Real name's Alicia. Get down. We're suing fly in. There's
Speaker 1: not a story in heaven that we can't reach if
Speaker 1: we're trying, So we break and fry. You know the
Speaker 1: world can see us.
Speaker 3: In a way that different than who we are, creating
Speaker 3: space between us to wear separate heart.
Speaker 1: But of your faith yive me strength straight, we're making free.
Speaker 1: Why are you doing it again?
Speaker 2: That's not not sorry Heaven if we can't.
Speaker 1: Reach it, would fly and care break it would help
Speaker 1: giving you. Yeah, that's my point. So much better, that's
Speaker 1: the segment. I can just see it in your eyes.
Speaker 1: You want to give up. I don't want to give up.
Speaker 1: I just don't know if I ever reply this.
Speaker 5: But even still, like that was so much better, just
Speaker 5: from a performer's point of view, even if, like, even
Speaker 5: if you weren't like one hundred percent sure, just commit
Speaker 5: to it, committed.
Speaker 2: Well, I believe I did commit to it. But breaking
Speaker 2: the fourth wall. Here's something the audience didn't.
Speaker 1: I My throat's killing me. Now what did I do wrong?
Speaker 1: Number One? Thing you're singing like this?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Can I actually tell you?
Speaker 2: I because these fucking chairs won't wheel trying to pull
Speaker 2: it in like once there's weight on the wheel, trying
Speaker 2: to lean into the mic.
Speaker 1: Sh So because you're because you're doing this, I could
Speaker 1: literally just pull the mic.
Speaker 5: So when you're with me, so so coombs when you
Speaker 5: when you're singing, If you're doing this and you're going
Speaker 5: jaw out first, that's not going to help you.
Speaker 1: So sing with it auble chin yeah yeah so like
Speaker 1: so like so like were breaking free?
Speaker 5: Like see how the mouth is coming out like this
Speaker 5: For the idiots, you can't see I did a vertical mouth.
Speaker 1: So I did it. You've got a puppet mouth. I
Speaker 1: don't think she is very happy with me, No, I am.
Speaker 1: I'm very happy. I'm just not singing, isn't I'm not
Speaker 1: my most comfortable space. That's okay.
Speaker 5: Well, I mean that's the whole point of hobby hunt,
Speaker 5: isn't it to find learn hobby?
Speaker 1: Correct? Mind you?
Speaker 5: It would be we'd be having an easier time if
Speaker 5: I had a piano in front of me, got it
Speaker 5: where I could like hit.
Speaker 1: Some rider, your manager that let me pass it on shit,
Speaker 1: got to talk to Scooter bowl on again. But no,
Speaker 1: otherwise that was really good. I mean, yeah, flat notes
Speaker 1: here and there, and I didn't hear anything.
Speaker 5: I couldn't feel a lot of confidence. But the bones
Speaker 5: are there, do you know what I mean? But let's
Speaker 5: try shallow because I feel like you're going to have
Speaker 5: a better time with shallow.
Speaker 1: With shallow, Okay, sure, let's get shallow at Mitchell Shallow
Speaker 1: up for me play?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Uh now, wait, before we fucking do this, what
Speaker 2: do I do apart from not deep threating my microphone
Speaker 2: to not get it's all right, try not.
Speaker 1: To yell it.
Speaker 5: That's all I can say, because because it's natural when
Speaker 5: we want to go louder with singing to start going
Speaker 5: a bit yelly. But if you can try and pull
Speaker 5: it back and use.
Speaker 1: This area, tell me it's something girl. Yeah, that was good.
Speaker 2: Do you think?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Do you not agree?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: No, it's just interesting teaching methods. It's did you study
Speaker 1: it scientology? Singing school? That was gremlin esque.
Speaker 5: But also with that this is the first time Mitchell's
Speaker 5: being told to use something other than up here, So
Speaker 5: it's not going to come out sounding incredible.
Speaker 1: People of mass to use things down low.
Speaker 5: No, I don't mean it like that. I just mean
Speaker 5: like when you when you learn to use your diaphragm.
Speaker 1: If you haven't done it's parties. He's use my cord.
Speaker 1: Does that count? Yeah? But what if I sang in
Speaker 1: a crunch?
Speaker 5: We might have to do that off here?
Speaker 1: Jon? What if I did that with that help?
Speaker 2: That's your that's that's your diagram on sea curve spine there, guy,
Speaker 2: Maybe that'll help tell us something?
Speaker 1: Girl. Ah, now I get it. I just need to
Speaker 1: do a sea curve. Okay, let's do shallow.
Speaker 5: Let's do shallow.
Speaker 1: Come on, no wrong sinking a sinking feeling I've got so,
Speaker 1: I'm guy, Gusha, I'm first, I think fuck. Tell me
Speaker 1: is that right? Tell me something? I'm first, so shut
Speaker 1: your trap. Tell me I'm first. Tell me something, girl?
Speaker 1: Are you happy in this modern world? Chris spoken word?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 1: You need more se curve here? Look at that is
Speaker 1: there's something else you're searching for? Fall in God, I
Speaker 1: forgot how long the verse H's story boring?
Speaker 7: In all the good times, I found myself longing forvapes,
Speaker 7: and in the bad times I feel myself done.
Speaker 1: Allie, Allie, tell me something boy, Yeah, very good. Aren't
Speaker 1: you tired trying to fill that void? Aren't you need
Speaker 1: more nice violin? Ain't it hard keeping it so hardcore?
Speaker 1: I am falling. In all the good times, I find
Speaker 1: myself longing what for for Chaine? And the bad times
Speaker 1: I fear myself.
Speaker 6: I'm off the game watches at time and oh never
Speaker 6: me the cross through the sand where they can heard ask.
Speaker 1: Where far from the show?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 2: In the shaper Shinello.
Speaker 8: Blinting, blending in the show, in the shaper Showallo, We're
Speaker 8: far from in the shallow now?
Speaker 1: Do you have any me to be?
Speaker 3: She?
Speaker 4: Yes, I want to hear this.
Speaker 1: The guy picked down stay watchers and die man.
Speaker 6: I never made.
Speaker 1: A little bit out of time. It was just the
Speaker 1: both of us purple yes. Wow. Give her a round
Speaker 1: of applause, ladies and gentlemens. And days, days, I feel liberated.
Speaker 1: How do you feel? Genuinely? I feel good hitting that
Speaker 1: high note. As far as I'm concerned, I hit that
Speaker 1: high note.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm happy to fucking lock in that song because
Speaker 2: it's a lot less work for me.
Speaker 1: I think you can do it. What do you mean
Speaker 1: locked in? Did we not just do it?
Speaker 2: No, I mean like the one that we're going to
Speaker 2: improve upon with a singing teacher in got it because
Speaker 2: the real I.
Speaker 1: Must be confused because I thought that's what this was.
Speaker 7: I was.
Speaker 1: I thought we're done now.
Speaker 4: This is an introdugery.
Speaker 2: It's but also you're allowed to tap out if you
Speaker 2: don't want to proceed, because we were dipping out Tai
Speaker 2: win with Oscar.
Speaker 1: Well, thank you for the first singing school part of
Speaker 1: Hobby Hunt. I enjoyed that song. You need to wrap
Speaker 1: us up like most teachers. Well that's all we've got
Speaker 1: time for today.
Speaker 5: Well, that's all we've got time for today, class, So
Speaker 5: review the notes, review your parts, listen and learn your songs,
Speaker 5: and we'll reconvene.
Speaker 4: Oscar, it's our turn. I've been a nasty nasty I've
Speaker 4: been a nasty girl. Nasty, I've been a nasty girl.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not doing that right now, Jenna. It's one
Speaker 1: of the most hellish things of the weakness.
Speaker 5: Fits the people who listened to misfits one.
Speaker 2: I thought you'd been possessed. I mean, she basically was
Speaker 2: also the life behind her eyes disappeared while she was
Speaker 2: in that.
Speaker 1: She went, I've been a nasty girl. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: where did that come to? Your pupils just dilated?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just became the character.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, well we better get out of here. Thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you, fourth Wheel Oscar. Do you actually
Speaker 1: feel like I learned something?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like now I can move my Adam's
Speaker 1: apple on purpose. Yeah down. No, I just don't think
Speaker 1: that singing is something that I want to ever achieve
Speaker 1: in my life. I feel like for you, it is
Speaker 1: so for me.
Speaker 2: We're not trying to become fucking Gaga Oils. I'm just like,
Speaker 2: wouldn't it be interesting.
Speaker 1: To go to singing with Yeah? I think no, but yes,
Speaker 1: it's interesting.
Speaker 2: Well, then we cannot get the fork in the road.
Speaker 2: Do we proceed with this hobby in the hobby hunt?
Speaker 2: Or you're like, nah, well I'll try the next thing.
Speaker 2: I mean, I think I've gotten everything I can. I
Speaker 2: don't know if i'd learn to sing. I don't think
Speaker 2: I've got anything else to learn.
Speaker 1: I think I think that was the best you're going
Speaker 1: to get from me. All right, there's nothing wrong with
Speaker 1: saying that, fuck that Hobby. Well, I had a lot
Speaker 1: of fun. So well, if we want to come back,
Speaker 1: why don't we have a performance date? And we just
Speaker 1: we have and you know, we set a recital we
Speaker 1: can practice in our own time, and then we perform
Speaker 1: it on the show and that's the end of the
Speaker 1: hobby Hunt.
Speaker 2: It's a brilliant idea, but it's the practice in our
Speaker 2: own time bit that I'm just not sure about.
Speaker 1: With you. I can pop it in the car and
Speaker 1: sing as I'm driving.
Speaker 2: I don't remember that time. You what was the mission
Speaker 2: he wanted to do, Jenna. He wanted to learn a
Speaker 2: song without looking at the lyrics.
Speaker 1: He wanted to learn off by heart.
Speaker 2: When he was trying to do that Gwen Stefani, he
Speaker 2: was trying to learn that off by heart and I
Speaker 2: was so fucking proud because he did it. And then
Speaker 2: turns out he had the lyrics the other side of
Speaker 2: the computer monitor that I couldn't.
Speaker 1: See, and I shouldn't have told him.
Speaker 2: And I was like, you're the one that wanted to
Speaker 2: say you've learned a song of my heart and now
Speaker 2: you're doing.
Speaker 5: This well, I mean to be fair, not even I
Speaker 5: can't even get that either.
Speaker 1: So it's tough. It's tough for some of the greatest
Speaker 1: things of all time. And Oscar, Oh right, we're gonna
Speaker 1: go everyone, But like I said, no episodes next week,
Speaker 1: but we'll chat to you very soon. Then Is it
Speaker 1: just me?
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Speaker 1: Welcome to a to D briefound secret segment. On the end,
Speaker 1: we pretend the show's done, but then we keep talking
Speaker 1: shit here. Yeah, yeah, we definitely do. We definitely do.
Speaker 1: Oscar's rapping season two merch' is that from season two? Wow,
Speaker 1: I was getting dressed tally.
Speaker 2: I can't remember what season two or three it was
Speaker 2: when we did this summer merch after the jumper.
Speaker 1: That's the Ribbitton. The reason he has that shirt is
Speaker 1: because he was helping me with my clothes. Can't Oh.
Speaker 1: When I say he was helping, I mean he was inheriting.
Speaker 2: I was here that I was getting rid of, and
Speaker 2: I was like, I've got all this fucking inch of merch,
Speaker 2: but I just need to keep one of everything. I
Speaker 2: already had one of these shirts, so I was like, okay, Oscar,
Speaker 2: I don't need more than money.
Speaker 1: Take it, take it.
Speaker 5: I haven't had to go clothes shopping for the last
Speaker 5: maybe two three years, because I just get everyone's hand
Speaker 5: me downs.
Speaker 1: You inherit, I inherit. I don't think even I have
Speaker 1: one of those versions anymore. Why not have to look?
Speaker 1: I would? It would be in storage. I think, Well, listen,
Speaker 1: I feel, I feel satisfied, but I just don't think
Speaker 1: I've got the room for growth. I disagree. It's up
Speaker 1: to you. No room for room proof. No, I don't
Speaker 1: mean no facious enough that they're not my words. I'm
Speaker 1: more mean I've hit my ceiling, and it's not a
Speaker 1: glass ceiling. I'm in a bunker like.
Speaker 3: It.
Speaker 1: Really, it depends on you. I think.
Speaker 5: Even if you just go to an actual singing teacher,
Speaker 5: even just the once, just for fun, who cares?
Speaker 1: That's like saying, why don't you get your wits and
Speaker 1: t out just for fun? Like it doesn't excite me. Oh,
Speaker 1: if it doesn't excite you, don't do it. Well, A
Speaker 1: good thing we got oscar in here.
Speaker 2: It's like a test stummy, because that'd be so fucking
Speaker 2: I'd be humiliated if you said this to a real
Speaker 2: singing teacher's face.
Speaker 1: I'd be like, this is so much fun. I love
Speaker 1: it with your Instagram.
Speaker 5: What's following, especially even how expensive singing teachers can be.
Speaker 5: How much is the singing So it depends on how
Speaker 5: qualified the person is. So I only ever charged fifty
Speaker 5: dollars an hour because I'm not qualified.
Speaker 2: Pretty exy, I reckon, speaking of egs, I reckon. My
Speaker 2: ex was charging over one hundred an hour.
Speaker 1: There we going teaching. Yeah, my teacher charged ninety an hour.
Speaker 5: I know some I know some people who like did
Speaker 5: the whole like study and they got like this qualification,
Speaker 5: that qualification, that qualification.
Speaker 1: They charged about three hundred and fifteen hours a bit much.
Speaker 5: So when you hear all that and then then I
Speaker 5: sit here and go a fifty an hour, they're like,
Speaker 5: oh fuck, I'll go with you there because like that's.
Speaker 1: The cheaper option.
Speaker 5: But it teaching people how to sing can be so
Speaker 5: difficult because you don't know what the extent of their
Speaker 5: past experience is. So my teacher was lucky with me
Speaker 5: that I had about six years of choral training.
Speaker 1: And you were used in scubadized. Is that like yeah,
Speaker 1: quiet shit, got it quiet?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 5: So using that's where the whole diaphram diaphragm thing comes from.
Speaker 5: But the problem with QUI is is that because you've
Speaker 5: got a large group of you, if you're in that
Speaker 5: transitional stage, especially like with with young boys who are
Speaker 5: going through puberty and their voices are dropping, and that
Speaker 5: they provide nothing for you.
Speaker 2: So in a way, I'm actually in a good position
Speaker 2: in that my voice has not yet broken.
Speaker 5: That's so I have no issues, no problem.
Speaker 1: Did your voice ever break? Was yours higher? As a kid?
Speaker 1: I'm literally lower than news sign?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: True? But my thing is mine goes up when I'm
Speaker 1: making points, but also my voice goes My voice is
Speaker 1: very Mine just kind of sits down here. But it's
Speaker 1: got a feminine tone.
Speaker 2: So it'd be like, let's just say we're playing the
Speaker 2: exact same note, but mine's a flute and yours is
Speaker 2: a trumpet. Yeah, mine's going to sound more fucking pathetic,
Speaker 2: isn't it because it's a flute. I like imagine playing
Speaker 2: the last post at an exact day, the exact same notes.
Speaker 1: But on a flute. That's me talking.
Speaker 2: It's just the tone said, Yeah, I was a boy soprano,
Speaker 2: I've got a bitch tone.
Speaker 1: Wow, I was a boy soprano. And then I'll never
Speaker 1: forget this.
Speaker 5: And then when I moved into Sydney Children's Choir, when
Speaker 5: I moved into their senior choir, which that was like,
Speaker 5: you know, the elite when you were nine years old,
Speaker 5: I would have been about no, I would have been
Speaker 5: about twelve or thirteen. And they called me in to
Speaker 5: do a range check, and that was to determine if
Speaker 5: I if I could stay with them. And I have
Speaker 5: no issue in exposing them for doing that.
Speaker 2: You're trying to convince us that at some point in
Speaker 2: time someone told you you were two mesque. Yeah, I know,
Speaker 2: because your voice but everything. So I have no issue
Speaker 2: in exposing them for doing this. It's so fucked up.
Speaker 5: But they brought me into a separate room and checked
Speaker 5: my range. And the whole reason they checked my range
Speaker 5: was to see if my voice started like dropping and
Speaker 5: started breaking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if, And she.
Speaker 5: Determined, I'm not gonna name it because I don't want
Speaker 5: to get sued, but she determined this person that my
Speaker 5: voice had started to break, and if I had hit
Speaker 5: two notes lower, she was gonna kick me.
Speaker 1: Out of the quiet. And it's kind of to lie.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I totally lied, and she was like yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: and that was deltaical trim, that was Delta gul trim, and.
Speaker 1: Delta looked me in the face of.
Speaker 5: Attained fucking would actually fuck me. But yeah, she fully
Speaker 5: said that if I had gone two notes lower, she
Speaker 5: was going to kick me out. Like, imagine being like
Speaker 5: twelve years old, you've done this choir since you're about
Speaker 5: eight years old. You've got all of your all of
Speaker 5: my network of friends were there, and you've got this
Speaker 5: grown fuck us woman told if you're not this fucking
Speaker 5: toad of a woman telling you if your voice had gone,
Speaker 5: if you've been able to go two notes lower, I'd
Speaker 5: have to I'd have to kick you out because you
Speaker 5: don't have that pure you don't have your voice.
Speaker 1: Break. Joke's on you, bitch. You can still hit the high,
Speaker 1: still hit better than half them fucking children. Yeah, fuck them,
Speaker 1: fuck them. This feels like a food horn exposing. It's
Speaker 1: like some dance mum's ship. Where was your mother? Why
Speaker 1: didn't why wasn't she in the wings? Being like, actually
Speaker 1: I did the choir in primary school, but I was
Speaker 1: one of the kids that would just like I just
Speaker 1: join into the noise, so I wasn't actually singing. It's
Speaker 1: so obvious when people do that. What do you mean?
Speaker 2: Because like, I was never in the choir at my
Speaker 2: high school, but you could fucking tell when there was
Speaker 2: someone in there just kind of be like you could
Speaker 2: hear them, they'd stand it out.
Speaker 1: I think that's why I hate singing, because I in
Speaker 1: the choir and I never was never taught to love
Speaker 1: it or enjoy it. Why weren't you in the orchestra?
Speaker 1: That's the phone. You don't know what an orchestra means?
Speaker 1: That his orchestra the band?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I suppose I saxophone wouldn't be in an orchestra.
Speaker 1: Have you heard an orchestra pit? Yes, that was in
Speaker 1: the orchestra right, yes, the instry you could just say banned,
Speaker 1: could you not? Like fucking Sorreen Public school in Australia
Speaker 1: has an orchestra. Were you in the caveat tasting at school?
Speaker 3: Like? No?
Speaker 1: Do you know?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 1: Did you got? Fencing? Got much time?
Speaker 2: But I'm going to play for some reason. Yesterday I
Speaker 2: had this song which I played in the school orchestra.
Speaker 2: It stuck in my head and I was like, God,
Speaker 2: I have to go listen to it again. It's just beautiful.
Speaker 1: Now hang on, let me get to the good bit.
Speaker 1: Remember this ship? What are you playing? Just wait, you'll
Speaker 1: recognize it. This dressed park. No, that's what it is. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: this is four seasons.
Speaker 5: This is Voldy Summer.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure name. It's Dupi, the Bringer of Jealousy.
Speaker 1: But it is from something? Is it Jurassic Part No?
Speaker 5: Astrology?
Speaker 1: Astrology?
Speaker 5: I'm not, I'm not right me back season something?
Speaker 1: Yeah, let it play. Freakingmit is nearly figured out where
Speaker 1: he knows it's from. It wasn't an episode of Blue.
Speaker 1: Give him a moment. Do you know where it's from?
Speaker 1: This is the good bit? Oh it's not Shrek? Is
Speaker 1: it sounds like it sounds like Shrek? Shrek?
Speaker 5: Shrek was adapted from this.
Speaker 1: It's that. I actually don't remember what it's from.
Speaker 5: Well, the gorgeous song itself is from the It's called Jupiter.
Speaker 5: I just can't remember the name of the because it's
Speaker 5: a full blown the planets the planets.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's the nine of them.
Speaker 5: Yeah, holdst the planets and there's there's nine of them,
Speaker 5: like each one has a different like Mars, Venus all that,
Speaker 5: and Jupids is the most famous.
Speaker 2: When we played it in the fucking school orchestra.
Speaker 1: There was something that it was from, but I can't remember.
Speaker 2: It's You're on the Right Path, Jurassic Park, something like that,
Speaker 2: or maybe a Star War.
Speaker 1: I don't know, a Star Wars and many Stars and
Speaker 1: multiple wars. Mitchell, Well, the Shrek.
Speaker 5: Fiona's theme is adapted from that.
Speaker 1: I have a feeling everyone.
Speaker 5: I think everyone's thinking of Shrek because it's like.
Speaker 1: Why don't we do that song? We learned that the birds?
Speaker 5: Yeah, but who's going to be the bird where you're exploding?
Speaker 1: Doing it right now? You can whistle, I can be
Speaker 1: a bird. Why don't we do a song whereriters have
Speaker 1: to whistle? See? Singing makes me uncomfortable. I just what
Speaker 1: I've learned.
Speaker 5: Do I make it uncomfortable?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: No, no, my singing. I don't feel comfortable with your voice.
Speaker 1: But I use it to talk. I don't use it
Speaker 1: to sing. It's not my natural straight We are very
Speaker 1: much running over time. Thank you for listening, idiots.
Speaker 2: Sorry to be drastic about it. We do hope this
Speaker 2: podcast may develo at least two percent better today. That's
Speaker 2: just two percent, So.
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Speaker 1: We're gonna recuperate you back better than ever. Good Bye, bye,
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