Speaker 1: People do some weird shit.
Speaker 2: Would you like to try a vape?
Speaker 3: Why would you take up something that is going to
Speaker 3: be addictive and expensive?
Speaker 2: I think the people.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because you're young and stupid, some things make more
Speaker 2: sense than others. You mentioned that your goal was to
Speaker 2: be healthy, and I just don't know. How can you
Speaker 2: figure that's going to happen when you're ordering a chocolate moose?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: I had it in the car on the way home
Speaker 1: and I didn't have a spood, so I was like
Speaker 1: an hour of Dillo trying to get ants out of
Speaker 1: a hole.
Speaker 5: Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adults food being.
Speaker 1: Fingered as an awful sensation.
Speaker 2: You haven't been thinking about the right person.
Speaker 1: Goodness?
Speaker 6: May this is?
Speaker 1: Is it just still to buy a couple of mitches? Hi?
Speaker 5: It's Jenna. Please don't forget to include my name in
Speaker 5: the opener this season?
Speaker 2: Sorry?
Speaker 1: Now is mich Julli and Mitchell Koon? How? How hello you?
Speaker 2: How are you welcome back?
Speaker 7: Hi?
Speaker 1: Are you welcome to Christmas season? Officially in December?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 2: I love it. I'm not putting Christmas decorations up this
Speaker 2: year like that did you do it last year? No?
Speaker 2: But all the more so this year because I've literally
Speaker 2: just decorated the apartment normally. Yeah, I'm not gonna bother,
Speaker 2: you know, adding more shit than I need to. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm sick of packing unpacking all that. I'm not adding
Speaker 2: more responsibility. I did say to Hayden this year, should
Speaker 2: we get a wreath? He said, yes, let's get a
Speaker 2: wreath because we have a front door, because you have
Speaker 2: like a house, so we could get a wreath. There's
Speaker 2: something just so white picket fence about that.
Speaker 1: You've got a wreath.
Speaker 2: Of course you can tell you've been together for four years.
Speaker 2: Should we get a wreath?
Speaker 7: Bait?
Speaker 2: I know who gets the wreath in the divorce? Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was your idea, was paid for it. Did you yes?
Speaker 2: Your wreath?
Speaker 1: Hayden's got this head of the moment because I make
Speaker 1: more money than him, I should now be paying for
Speaker 1: more things.
Speaker 2: Bullshit.
Speaker 1: That's what I said to him. And it's not like
Speaker 1: drastically more'stance. It's not substantially it is actually say that
Speaker 1: to you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he goes.
Speaker 1: I go, oh, you're to transfer me for Hello Fresh
Speaker 1: for the last month, and when I why don't you
Speaker 1: just why don't you just pay for that because you
Speaker 1: make more money than I do.
Speaker 2: And I was like, excuse fucking the flag, hado red
Speaker 2: fucking flag.
Speaker 1: I'll get the wreath and I'm not paying for more shit.
Speaker 2: What the fuck is a wreath? Because you only use
Speaker 2: them on two occasions Christmas and ann Zac Day?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, good point.
Speaker 2: Either like how Mary and Joy us or they're like
Speaker 2: my condolences.
Speaker 1: Let's lest we forget, yes, lest we celebrate, or lest
Speaker 1: we forget. I'm going to google the history of a wreath.
Speaker 2: Okay, how third Wheel Prize keeper Jenna isn't here again?
Speaker 1: Surprise, surprise.
Speaker 2: Can you believe this? We all know that she's got
Speaker 2: the new podcast, but it's clear where her loyalty lies
Speaker 2: because she said I can't record it, and because I'm
Speaker 2: recording the other show at that time, Three.
Speaker 1: Girls, Three Rats that the show and she hasn't turned up.
Speaker 1: And when we messaged her today to say hey, because
Speaker 1: we normally look for, she.
Speaker 2: Hasn't turned up. She's literally in the building in a
Speaker 2: different studio doing a different podcast.
Speaker 1: Like, can we because all the studios here at Kiss
Speaker 1: are connected, can we bring up a fader that will
Speaker 1: connect us to her studio.
Speaker 2: I think she's in the ground flo in the podcast studio. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we can go. We can go fucking interrupt with her.
Speaker 2: Do those portable mics up there behind you work? Yeah?
Speaker 2: They do?
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, I'll get them and what we're gonna
Speaker 1: go ambush Jenner?
Speaker 2: Yeah no, will drag her kicking and streaming if they
Speaker 2: fuck off? Sammy, Oh she's our You.
Speaker 1: Start recording, two cats and postman pats getting JJ back.
Speaker 2: All right, let's go, I'm getting Okay, hold on, they
Speaker 2: never worked those on them, it's not true. Should we
Speaker 2: just use our phones they work?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, just use our iPhones. Bear with us here,
Speaker 2: we're going, right.
Speaker 1: I'm going to this is my impression.
Speaker 2: We're recording. I said, I was busy this thing. Ok Hello, hello,
Speaker 2: all right, great, let's go. Let's go find this bitch.
Speaker 1: All right, all your ass good in those shorts?
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: So this is an investigation, like we should have sent
Speaker 1: this to sixty minutes or who's looking for a new host.
Speaker 2: Oh sixty minutes is going to need an Oh my god?
Speaker 2: Oh what oh ship she's here yet? So she was
Speaker 2: lying she wasn't even doing.
Speaker 1: Sam I'm going to work our host Sam, Sam, excuse
Speaker 1: me please? What happened? Where were you?
Speaker 7: And we were in the podcast studio recording a cat.
Speaker 1: Podcast and then it was canceled mid recording.
Speaker 7: No, no, it wasn't canceled.
Speaker 1: Why then, why are't you recording? Oh wait, you're telling
Speaker 1: me not every podcast goes for four hours like ours.
Speaker 7: No, this was a bonus episode. You can listen to
Speaker 7: it or the usual platforms. It was actually a bonus
Speaker 7: episode because a cat got into some baggage on a
Speaker 7: flight and flew from JFK Airport. Jenna has a detail.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, really, Oh she's got it fronted ned
Speaker 2: to look over here on Jenna's desk, She's still got
Speaker 2: four liters of lime milkshake flavoring from that time. We
Speaker 2: read them at output and.
Speaker 1: There's dust on the lead. Hod On Is that Jenna's
Speaker 1: boss at WSFM? The hit Mike Burn? Hi, Mike Burn,
Speaker 1: we're just recording here. Can I get your take on
Speaker 1: Jenna's hit podcast, Two Pussies and a Woman.
Speaker 2: It's a bit long and the name needs work, Well,
Speaker 2: it needs a little bit of work.
Speaker 1: Do you think it will be syndicated across the WSFM
Speaker 1: in pure Golden network.
Speaker 2: Don't make it laugh. Yeah, don't don't make me laugh.
Speaker 1: Enough said, thank you so much, Mike burn strong hair
Speaker 1: game again, thank.
Speaker 2: You so much talking to me basically nothing.
Speaker 1: We just had nothing to do.
Speaker 2: We were going to go interrupt your recording. But anyway,
Speaker 2: oh you want to come in now to you?
Speaker 3: Yes, because I'm finished?
Speaker 2: All right, yeah, come on come here, come on, hurry up,
Speaker 2: come on, Jenna.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: Anyway, if it's the first time listening, well.
Speaker 1: Every week were ambush a different co worker at their
Speaker 1: desk and talk to their buses.
Speaker 2: All right, we're heading back in now stand.
Speaker 1: By, we're going to got a nice room. It's freezing.
Speaker 1: Put a swept on my desk.
Speaker 2: That with me. I got that when I walked in.
Speaker 1: Thank you for that.
Speaker 2: I'm delivered it my new tradition. I come in and
Speaker 2: I are you going to turn Jenne's Mike constant down?
Speaker 1: Is peppin step better?
Speaker 9: Late?
Speaker 1: I never got that was so awkward. That was like
Speaker 1: you know when you go to a wedding of your
Speaker 1: child and you meet the ex wife, like that was
Speaker 1: me meeting Sam. We're co host. Jo's very you put
Speaker 1: us in a very Jenna making us walk over unannounced.
Speaker 1: You put us in a very awkward situation.
Speaker 2: It was going to go all the way down it's
Speaker 2: to your podcast studio, but then we got to your
Speaker 2: death and we're like, has she lied to us? No,
Speaker 2: she's silly, and I proved to you.
Speaker 3: And she also.
Speaker 1: Told us that she disposed of the four kilos of
Speaker 1: lime cordial flavoring, and they're still there.
Speaker 2: I might keep those.
Speaker 3: Actually, please hate them. They've been there for way too long.
Speaker 5: But Jonesy really wants them, so you might have to
Speaker 5: fight him over it.
Speaker 2: They've been there for months.
Speaker 5: Yes, he's taken said that he needs to bring his
Speaker 5: big motorbike to bring it home.
Speaker 2: Jennet.
Speaker 1: He probably thinks it's cool, and she's going to pour
Speaker 1: it in the engine and on cow past your road.
Speaker 1: We're going to kill Jonesy.
Speaker 2: What have you even mean? Oh my big motorbike. Said
Speaker 2: that was a flex, wasn't it?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Exactly. He's trying to turn you on.
Speaker 2: Again.
Speaker 1: And you know, I saw him in the parking lot
Speaker 1: this week when I got in early, and his helmet
Speaker 1: was stuck on his forehead and he looked like ant man,
Speaker 1: and I said, do you look like Antman Jonesy and
Speaker 1: he's like hell, and I just laughed and went to
Speaker 1: the leak. I think his helmet was stuck.
Speaker 2: So where were we listening?
Speaker 1: What it is? It just me Every week we start
Speaker 1: the show the same way. Something we've noticed, something we
Speaker 1: hate or appreciate. This week, something I hate. I'm canceling somebody.
Speaker 2: That's something I noticed. So I got to say, actually,
Speaker 2: it's something I hate as well. It takes two boxes down?
Speaker 1: Really, yeap?
Speaker 2: Two girls, two boxes?
Speaker 1: All right, let's begin to you start, Mitch.
Speaker 2: Three cats?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's actually, maur It confuses me every time, Jenna,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 5: Why it's two girls one three cats?
Speaker 1: Just so odd of numbers, you know.
Speaker 2: It's literally just two and then what comes after two?
Speaker 1: Three?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is in numerical order, so it's two.
Speaker 1: Girls, three cats.
Speaker 3: Yes, I see.
Speaker 1: Now, once you explain it like that, it's easy.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Took me a while to get my head about it,
Speaker 2: and I do work with that by myself.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, let's start. You're ready, Mitchell?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, do you want me to go first?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: I can do.
Speaker 1: I can do what I actually will say later in
Speaker 1: the show, there's a revelation I have a revelation that
Speaker 1: I believe will change. It's changed my life and it's
Speaker 1: changed your life. It will change your life.
Speaker 3: Big call, Well, it changed my life.
Speaker 1: It'll change the way you two view me, and it
Speaker 1: will change. It'll it'll question one of Mitchell's most stoic
Speaker 1: belief systems. Oh you, I've got proof that Jesus isn't stoics.
Speaker 2: Great word, Yeah, I'm adding it.
Speaker 1: That's coming up, big revelation, it's on the way. Let's
Speaker 1: do the first joke?
Speaker 6: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Do you now feel horrible for all the times as
Speaker 2: a child that you didn't help bring the groceries in? Oh? No,
Speaker 2: because I was a suck up kid. I did it
Speaker 2: every time, did you?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: God, yeah, I was a lazy, fat kid and momud
Speaker 2: be like, can you help me bring the growthries in?
Speaker 2: And I'd be like, I'm coming.
Speaker 1: Fuck, haven't we swapped rolls?
Speaker 2: I know? And now that I'm an adult, that shit's hard. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that shit's hard. Do you know how long I put
Speaker 2: off doing growthrough shops because I know how fucking difficult
Speaker 2: it's going to be to heave them upstairs?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Really, that's the worst part of living in an apartment.
Speaker 2: Is that you can't just you know, park your car
Speaker 2: out the front door. You have to then go up
Speaker 2: an elevator and I have to do more than one
Speaker 2: trip to the car. It just ruins my day.
Speaker 1: Rex. I've never actually had that experience, and I've never
Speaker 1: even thought about it.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's horrible.
Speaker 1: Why I do? What do you do? You get them
Speaker 1: out of the boot, and.
Speaker 2: Then I can carry as many as I can, and
Speaker 2: then I struggle and then my poor little pin arms
Speaker 2: like struggling. But then if I have to do more
Speaker 2: than one trip those gross I'll make sure it's not
Speaker 2: cold stuff, because it could be hours before I muster
Speaker 2: up the inner strength to go back down to the car.
Speaker 2: I've moved all my clothes over in the car when
Speaker 2: I moved the apartment. Yeah, some of those outfits were
Speaker 2: there for fucking days. Once I'm upstairs, like I've clocked off.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I'm ready to relax. I can't go back
Speaker 2: down there. I can't, truly.
Speaker 1: I've got a Christmas tree that's been sitting in my
Speaker 1: boot for four days, and it takes up all every
Speaker 1: single six rows.
Speaker 2: Of seats, is it.
Speaker 1: No, it's just that Hayden's parents and we picked it up.
Speaker 1: It's stuck in my car.
Speaker 2: Did you pay for it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: We did. I did, Actually, Ah, I did. But I
Speaker 1: get what you mean. But true, So you have to
Speaker 1: get them out, especially in your old place, you have
Speaker 1: to get them out.
Speaker 2: No, it's worse than the new place.
Speaker 1: Fuck, that's so annoying. So what you've got what do
Speaker 1: you do? Do you do one bag perf or do
Speaker 1: you just hook your hand let you're fisting someone and
Speaker 1: put them all on it. No?
Speaker 2: I just feed them right up the arms. Ah, Like
Speaker 2: they're right up in the bicep area, and then I
Speaker 2: kind of curl my arms in just trap them there.
Speaker 2: And then I'm like, ah, how do I get my
Speaker 2: Keith out of my pocket? Now that's an interesting tactic.
Speaker 1: I've never done that well.
Speaker 2: But then I've got these grooves all around my arms
Speaker 2: where they're digging in. Oh God, and it's such a pain.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, I'm one person. Imagine feeding a whole
Speaker 2: fucking family, and you've got to cut the groceries from
Speaker 2: the bottom of the apartment carpike all the way up
Speaker 2: and then back down. And then all it takes is
Speaker 2: one bitch to get in it ground level and you
Speaker 2: know you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, what about if you can't drive and you have
Speaker 5: to walk across the road, across a highway with bags
Speaker 5: all over your arms?
Speaker 3: When you get home your fingers are shaking.
Speaker 2: You know what we should do to make our lives easier? Jenna,
Speaker 2: what I'm this fucking close to become one of those
Speaker 2: old ladies that walks around with the shopping trolley on wheels.
Speaker 3: I bought one of them.
Speaker 2: What are they good?
Speaker 3: They're great?
Speaker 2: Okay, I think that's.
Speaker 1: Going to be me. And the one that I'm picturing
Speaker 1: that's got the two wheels and then the handle on
Speaker 1: the top.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's wow.
Speaker 3: Mine is blue and white. It's very nice.
Speaker 1: That checks out.
Speaker 2: What are they called?
Speaker 3: I don't know. I bought them be dollar.
Speaker 1: You know what we could that could be our next
Speaker 1: range of By the way, history of freeth they came
Speaker 1: around in the Greek and Roman time. Sorry I've had
Speaker 1: that up for about But what.
Speaker 2: Do they symbolize?
Speaker 9: Like?
Speaker 2: Is it grief or is it joey? Because they are
Speaker 2: used in two vastly different occasions.
Speaker 1: Yes, they would hang them on the door if they
Speaker 1: had a victory in battle.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's a bit weird to put that on end
Speaker 2: like day, Oh sorry you die, but still victory in battle?
Speaker 1: Yeah, a circle is this representation of eternal life.
Speaker 3: That's what's this got to do with anything?
Speaker 1: You know, we all have severe radiation.
Speaker 2: You know we were talking about this before you arrived.
Speaker 1: Oh good point. Now what am I googling?
Speaker 2: I don't know. We can just move on. It's fine.
Speaker 2: I've ranted being an adult sucks. That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 1: All Right, you know what. I agree with you, and
Speaker 1: there's nothing we can do about it.
Speaker 2: But even if I tried to make my life easier
Speaker 2: and got my growth, he's delivered same issue. They're downstairs.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to go pick them up anyway. True.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we get hellow fresh and they the box in
Speaker 1: the sun every fucking day.
Speaker 2: Mine was my dinnery box was down in the foyer
Speaker 2: and I got the text, and like two hours later
Speaker 2: I just heard this on my door, and I was like,
Speaker 2: did one of my neighbors bring the box up for me?
Speaker 2: And passive aggressively heave it at the door, Like, here's
Speaker 2: your fucking box, get it yourself next time.
Speaker 1: But you didn't ask them to do that.
Speaker 2: No, I didn't. But if they're willing to do it,
Speaker 2: I don't care. If it's a passive, aggresive throw it
Speaker 2: says me, going down there, it's like, it's not like
Speaker 2: the food's made of glass. I don't give a shit.
Speaker 1: Man, Are you doing it at your Is that the
Speaker 1: new place or the old place?
Speaker 2: New place? Oh?
Speaker 1: God, it's a neighbor from hell.
Speaker 3: They're actually lovely and they brought it. I've met a
Speaker 3: couple of them house.
Speaker 2: When in my first day of being in the new place,
Speaker 2: I met two neighbors my old place didn't meet one
Speaker 2: apart from the slut downstairs that kept making noise complaints.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, did I tell you? She just passed away?
Speaker 2: You know how I always I was always at war
Speaker 2: with my downstairs neighbor. Yeah, she hated you in the
Speaker 2: old apartment. Yeah.
Speaker 1: We'd go over and we'd see her looking up mad
Speaker 1: at us.
Speaker 2: She'd always make noise complaints and embellish. She'd say like, oh,
Speaker 2: through the whole month of September, they made constant noise,
Speaker 2: And I was like, we moved in in October, so
Speaker 2: what else have you lied about? Bitch? Turns out she's
Speaker 2: the head of strata so that's why. That's why she's
Speaker 2: on a power trip. So you know what we did
Speaker 2: in our last day, it wasn't my idea. I need
Speaker 2: you to know that.
Speaker 1: Okay, what did you do?
Speaker 2: Jordan went to Isabella's kitty litter?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, what what.
Speaker 1: Did you do?
Speaker 2: Grabbed a bit of cat feces, wives on it sinks.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't stop him and just threw.
Speaker 2: Them onto her balcony.
Speaker 3: I think that's wonderful.
Speaker 1: You know what, that's actually fine. I thought you were
Speaker 1: going to say something worse. Really, you made a homemade
Speaker 1: balbre Wow.
Speaker 2: Pretty shitty things to neighbors though. I moved out of
Speaker 2: an old sharehouse once and I hated the people that
Speaker 2: lived there, so I just planted pumpkins in the backyard
Speaker 2: before I left. It take years to grow. When the
Speaker 2: day comes that, they're like, where did all these pumpkins
Speaker 2: come from? What am I going to do with these pumpkins?
Speaker 1: That's really smart because they can't trace it to you
Speaker 1: because they well, that cut neighbor moved out four years ago.
Speaker 1: It surely couldn't be him.
Speaker 2: It's probably been four years now. I'm going to drive
Speaker 2: by and see if they've got a pumpkin vine in
Speaker 2: the back.
Speaker 1: All right, that's funny. Well if I wish we had
Speaker 1: an issue because Hayden, I got home from grocery.
Speaker 2: Shopping on Sunday and did you pay for it?
Speaker 1: No? We harved it. Oh okay, and the street were
Speaker 1: doing a street Christmas party.
Speaker 2: And probably whearing you go said the text the email
Speaker 2: or no group chain be logged into like the street
Speaker 2: portal or whatever.
Speaker 1: There's no street portal, Facebook group. No, I'm in Glee
Speaker 1: local members.
Speaker 2: Yes, maybe you're just horrible.
Speaker 1: I just added my supper. Can you bleep that? Sorry?
Speaker 2: Please? I think you've mentioned that you're a glebe game.
Speaker 1: I haven't mentioned that.
Speaker 3: Do you live in Glee?
Speaker 1: That can't be said because I've already linked to my nod.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be traced.
Speaker 2: Please please? You could trace you from space?
Speaker 1: Do that's about good point?
Speaker 2: All right? Should you my agent if you want?
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's go. Is it just me? Should we fade
Speaker 1: out rectangle shaped tissue boxes?
Speaker 2: Sorry? Go again? A lot of words? Go again?
Speaker 1: Should we cancel rectangle shaped tissue boxes.
Speaker 2: Like a normal tissue box?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Normal?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: No, we don't need the normal tissue boxes like the
Speaker 2: one there. Yeah, hold up in front of you. What's
Speaker 2: wrong with this?
Speaker 1: The problem is they've invented a better box, the square
Speaker 1: tissue box.
Speaker 3: Yeah, actually right, but they're less tissues the same amount
Speaker 3: of tissues?
Speaker 2: Are they the same size tissuesple out, same size tissues.
Speaker 2: That's way more space officients.
Speaker 3: I didn't even think of that.
Speaker 1: Way more space officient. You can put it in like
Speaker 1: the glove box of your car. You can just put
Speaker 1: it on your desk and it's nice and neat. The
Speaker 1: on ones are stupid to be than. It's just makes
Speaker 1: me furious because we've invented something better, but yet we
Speaker 1: haven't phased out the old thing, you know, Like see
Speaker 1: these players, they were done MP three players no more.
Speaker 2: I finally got rid of my CD player because I
Speaker 2: thought it's been years, I don't need this time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I did the same. We got rid of ours,
Speaker 1: except my mum has still got our stacker full of CDs.
Speaker 2: Aren't they so tacky?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Not space efficient these days horrific.
Speaker 3: Back in the day, they were so cool.
Speaker 2: Well, if you got one of those ones that are
Speaker 2: a cabinet and you just kind of pulled the drawer.
Speaker 1: Yes, we had a soft clothes and a soft open
Speaker 1: so you'd push a button, it would go, it's an
Speaker 1: open was heaven. And our Auntie Ann worked for Virgin
Speaker 1: maybe Quantas, and she'd go, all right, Mitchell and Rebecca
Speaker 1: and Rachel, I'm going to Bali, so you tell me
Speaker 1: what the films you want and pirate pirated films and
Speaker 1: I will get the good ones for you. No, No,
Speaker 1: Blainese men will be getting up mid movie and block
Speaker 1: out the pivotal scene and finding Nemo when they find Nemo.
Speaker 2: Isn't that funck when people would literally just film the cinema? Yes,
Speaker 2: and then you hear.
Speaker 1: Every time, and you know it's actually very sad as
Speaker 1: the dying business. I've just been in Bali and Hayden
Speaker 1: and I were walking.
Speaker 2: Around the film piracy, the dying business.
Speaker 1: Yes, And I said to them, or do you guys
Speaker 1: do anymore?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: No one buys, no one by CDs. In fact, no
Speaker 1: one buys anything from us. It was actually quite sad.
Speaker 2: Mitchell, you wouldn't steal a car, You wouldn't steal a handbag.
Speaker 2: Ad film piracy? Can you find it? Med?
Speaker 3: Do do do?
Speaker 5: Do?
Speaker 2: Do? Do?
Speaker 1: Do you?
Speaker 3: And then do DoD He'll.
Speaker 2: Find we got it.
Speaker 1: I think sorry for the international listeners. This would play
Speaker 1: before any DVD purchase, film or movie. And it was
Speaker 1: anti piracy.
Speaker 2: Which is really fucking stupid, because they would put this
Speaker 2: ad at the start of every DVD which we'd purchased.
Speaker 2: It was guilt chipping us for film piracy, which we
Speaker 2: haven't committed because we're watching a fucking legit DVD and
Speaker 2: the children.
Speaker 3: It's like police sirens and everything. And you watch.
Speaker 1: Disney Plus now and I could film that with my iPhone.
Speaker 1: Arguably piracy is easier than ever, and there's no criminal
Speaker 1: warning before any new film, high school musical, the music
Speaker 1: of the series. Anyway, this is it? This is the ad.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, so this little teenage bitch sits down there
Speaker 2: to be movie elite, a movie illegally.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't steal a car, they're saying.
Speaker 2: She wouldn't steal a handbag, would you.
Speaker 1: There's a woman eating lunch and then someone steals her handbag.
Speaker 2: You wouldn't steal a television, Oh my god, they go
Speaker 2: fat that TV. You wouldn't steal a movie, nah, And
Speaker 2: then it points out that in fact, downloading pirated films
Speaker 2: is stealing.
Speaker 1: What twist she's committing a crime. Do they arrest her
Speaker 1: at the end? I forget.
Speaker 2: She gets snipered from across the street.
Speaker 1: She just canceled it. Her ethics kicked in and she
Speaker 1: went to school. She picked up. She went, NA, you
Speaker 1: know what, this is wrong? I'm gonna go to HS.
Speaker 2: She goes, Actually, I'm better than this anyway. Tissues, Yeah, clean.
Speaker 1: If you're listening, and I know you are, your cowards.
Speaker 2: Mitch loves a square box playing and sink is it
Speaker 2: just me?
Speaker 1: You got something on your mind?
Speaker 5: Hit up at a couple of mitch'es on Instagram to
Speaker 5: get yourself on the show.
Speaker 1: All right? You actually now can get in touch with
Speaker 1: Price keep Jenna because she's back, and we're backlogged with
Speaker 1: people to send prizes to listeners.
Speaker 3: We're still sending them out.
Speaker 2: I've seen a couple of people.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I still can't get into the account. So what
Speaker 5: car Please send it directly to mine?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no no, we'll sort out the
Speaker 2: account today.
Speaker 1: Okay, don't you say you don't bring you only bring
Speaker 1: that up when we're when we're on the cloud. You
Speaker 1: need to tell us outside of well and I asked her.
Speaker 2: Have you got access back?
Speaker 3: And she said yeah, no, I said that was through
Speaker 3: creat a studio.
Speaker 5: Oh, it's all too much anyway, you've been sending them out.
Speaker 2: So okay, good, we'll get on the show.
Speaker 1: You would a prize, contact price keeper Jenna and you'll
Speaker 1: get it at couple of mitches.
Speaker 2: Don't go to her. Let's go to school. You know
Speaker 2: we need to streamline it. I'll fix it after we're done.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's go to Millennia in Perth. She's got an
Speaker 1: is it just you? So we do our GM's match
Speaker 1: and we let an idiot, a listener of the show
Speaker 1: bring on their own something they've noticed, something they hate
Speaker 1: to appreciate. Hello, Malania, welcome to.
Speaker 4: Okay guys, so good to speak to you all.
Speaker 2: Oh you two long last she's a long time listener,
Speaker 2: Milani been with me since they're not my cup of
Speaker 2: tea days.
Speaker 1: Oh, I've lost so much respect for you, Millennia. I
Speaker 1: had you in such high regard. How long have you
Speaker 1: been listening? Would you say? Since the very start?
Speaker 4: Since the very start? Yeah, I've been stalking Krems for
Speaker 4: a long time, since baby YouTube days.
Speaker 2: I think baby YouTube days.
Speaker 1: Sorry, that's when he was fing Tyler. That happened VIDCN
Speaker 1: never went to VidCon did you ever in vidcondom?
Speaker 2: Sorry?
Speaker 1: Milani?
Speaker 2: Okay, so that that one would funny, but flat out.
Speaker 1: Everything else is it's a lie, Ara, Melania Bradley, look
Speaker 1: at you in then hit us with you? Is it
Speaker 1: just you? Is it just me?
Speaker 4: Did you not realize that you could actually call public
Speaker 4: payphones like in an old nineties fire movie?
Speaker 2: Oh, like the little phone boxes on the side of
Speaker 2: the three. I don't even coins in anymore?
Speaker 4: Three? Well, so this is this is also a p
Speaker 4: s A. I think, because I'm all about helping people.
Speaker 4: I asked my daughter to go into I saw one
Speaker 4: on the side of the road, and I said, look,
Speaker 4: just let's just go in there and see if you
Speaker 4: can use it. You know how, she's nine, so she's
Speaker 4: not old enough to have her own fling.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you're trying to teach her. If you're in trouble,
Speaker 2: run to the it's nice.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, God, would you know. I just wanted to
Speaker 4: make sure she knew how to use it, and she like, okay,
Speaker 4: don't worries. She went in there and sold my number
Speaker 4: and my my phone started ringing. Us said great, but's
Speaker 4: you know how to do it. That's great. But I
Speaker 4: looked at the number that came off my phone. I thought, well,
Speaker 4: that's not how I remember payfoones. It was an actually phone.
Speaker 1: Was it a mobile or it.
Speaker 4: Was a proper just a landline. It's a really very
Speaker 4: new code and everything. So I called it back in
Speaker 4: the payphone started ringing.
Speaker 9: So what.
Speaker 2: For what reason would someone ever call the payphone just
Speaker 2: in the hopes that the person they're trying to get
Speaker 2: hold of happens to be wondering.
Speaker 4: About I guess because if you call someone and they
Speaker 4: don't answer, you can call it back and hopefully they're
Speaker 4: still standing. Man, they'll pick it up.
Speaker 1: I feel like in a lot of horror move not
Speaker 1: horror movies, but where they go when you're committing a crime,
Speaker 1: because they can trace calls. They go go to the
Speaker 1: phone box next to the Wendy's and then I'm going
Speaker 1: to call it at two pm and then you've got
Speaker 1: people waiting, and then it rings and you can't trace it.
Speaker 4: Well, you can, you can trace the one that I've tried.
Speaker 4: I haven't tried.
Speaker 1: Do you have the number, Millennia? Do you can we
Speaker 1: try and call it now? Do you have it with you?
Speaker 4: I mean, I guess I still have it. Yeah, i'd
Speaker 4: have to go through my please do.
Speaker 2: That's kind of fine.
Speaker 1: I'm going to Google as well.
Speaker 4: Oh god, we might freak people out.
Speaker 2: You know me well enough, Millennia. I enjoy freaking people out.
Speaker 2: That's why we're doing it.
Speaker 1: I've got one here, So let's give this phone number
Speaker 1: a call.
Speaker 2: Stay there.
Speaker 1: This is in Lema in Sydney calling a phone booth.
Speaker 1: I fully answer, Melanney, stop making noise, answering sounds scared,
Speaker 1: turn Malaia down.
Speaker 2: I keep thinking that every time it's someone it's through.
Speaker 2: If you were walking past the phone box, would you
Speaker 2: answer it?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Would a million gaslight them? But like, thank god, you
Speaker 2: finally call back. I've been waiting all day. I'm worried,
Speaker 2: sick you.
Speaker 1: I've been sitting by her phone day and day out.
Speaker 2: Okay, they're not going to answer.
Speaker 3: Can we que in the background?
Speaker 2: But there you go. We've learned something new today, haven't we.
Speaker 4: I hope I hope that helped somebody.
Speaker 2: I don't know, but I wonder why people would ever
Speaker 2: use that. Would they say to their daughter, like, now
Speaker 2: meet me at three pm on the dot, buy the
Speaker 2: payphone and I'll give you a call and tell you
Speaker 2: if you're going to your father's. So if you're saying
Speaker 2: with me, maybe I don't.
Speaker 3: I never even thought about.
Speaker 1: It's incredible, al right, thanks Melania, DM christ Yeah that's
Speaker 1: a good one.
Speaker 4: Oh cool, Thank you, Jenna, pleasure to chat.
Speaker 1: Thank you for listening, Milaniare you what a superstar OG
Speaker 1: fan since day one?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're all welcome. I brought it with me.
Speaker 1: It's true, true, good point. Jenny brought a lot over
Speaker 1: from your sex working days.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 2: Oh, we should have asked her if she's listening to
Speaker 2: two dickheads three cats.
Speaker 1: I've already hung up on her.
Speaker 2: That's a shame because she listened to trash Ali. Maybe
Speaker 2: I've converted her.
Speaker 1: She sounded like a dog lover.
Speaker 2: Though I have a name.
Speaker 3: That's a good one.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's do it just quickly. Should we jump in?
Speaker 2: Yep, I'm ready for a quickie. If you aren't done,
Speaker 2: always well, there's been a lot of shit going down,
Speaker 2: and the TV into three hasn't.
Speaker 1: There hasn't there ever? My god, jumping and changing and
Speaker 1: swapping all these icons.
Speaker 2: Retiring We're not retiring, but resigning from the job that
Speaker 2: has made them the sar they are.
Speaker 1: Yes, Tracy Grimsure, a Current Affairs. She was very stern
Speaker 1: in the fact that she was taking a break.
Speaker 2: Now, remember how we spoke about it ages ago and
Speaker 2: she said, I'm just a bit tired. So yeah, it's
Speaker 2: just a break, a gap year if you like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you'll go play with the horses down on the
Speaker 1: farm and come back on the goggle Box or something.
Speaker 2: I reckon she'll end up on sixty Minutes.
Speaker 1: Actually, is that that's the same network, isn't it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, she'd be good and it's probably
Speaker 2: a little bit less full on than five nights a week,
Speaker 2: like you just spend months working on one report.
Speaker 1: Oh, she's probably already got it lined up, like she've
Speaker 1: already signed on the dollar line.
Speaker 2: And so yeah, there was a lot of speculation who's
Speaker 2: going to replace her? Remember how we said that we'd
Speaker 2: like to see someone like Samantha Armitage take over. Yes,
Speaker 2: well now we didn't win that bet. It was not
Speaker 2: Samantha Armitage but someone else from Breakfast TV. Ali Langton.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Whitchie.
Speaker 2: Really surprised me because I thought she's new on the
Speaker 2: Today Show. They're trying to make her and Carla thing.
Speaker 2: Why would they break that up so early in the piece?
Speaker 2: But no, she's the one leaving. It's kind of nice though,
Speaker 2: because she's married to Mike Willisey Jr. Is Mike Willisey Sr.
Speaker 2: As In her husband's father was the OG on a
Speaker 2: Current Affair, So it's kind of nice.
Speaker 1: Well, who's Mike Willersey the og.
Speaker 2: On a Current Affair? Basically what is known for?
Speaker 1: But Mike Willersey Junior? Is that his actual name?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, she's married to Mike willisy Is he a
Speaker 2: presenter as well? I don't think so interesting, But yeah,
Speaker 2: she got a bit of motion on the Today Show
Speaker 2: talking about the connection and what it means to the
Speaker 2: family now that she's taking over a current affair. Take
Speaker 2: a listen, your beautiful husband.
Speaker 1: His dad was the best in the business, and for
Speaker 1: you to be taking his chair is a really big thing.
Speaker 2: It's a pretty special scene to the family, if i'm
Speaker 2: it's a special scene for Mike, which is sort of
Speaker 2: I guess surprised me how much emotion he's had around it.
Speaker 2: It's it's so special. I mean, it's such an important
Speaker 2: legacy sort of.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but he'll be so happy with this.
Speaker 2: Cute. Good for her, But yeah, like I said, I
Speaker 2: didn't expect her to leave Today Show so soon. I
Speaker 2: don't know why they thought that was a good idea.
Speaker 2: But that leaves another seat vacant, doesn't it.
Speaker 1: But I also feel like on that show wasn't raining,
Speaker 1: well wasn't.
Speaker 2: I don't think. I think they were just starting to
Speaker 2: find their feet. Really, Oh really, yeah, that's what I
Speaker 2: saw a lot of comments on Facebook saying, oh, I
Speaker 2: just grew to love and Ali.
Speaker 1: They filled the seat quickly, though, didn't they?
Speaker 2: They did, and she is being replaced by Sarah Arbo, who,
Speaker 2: oddly enough, she just seems to replace Alison Langdon wherever
Speaker 2: she goes, because Sarah replaced Alie on sixty Minutes when
Speaker 2: she went to the Today Show, so she just keeps
Speaker 2: replacing Alison wherever she goes.
Speaker 1: Interesting, she's like the go to fill in girl, I guess.
Speaker 3: So I do like Sarah Arbo.
Speaker 1: I'm not really I haven't seen that much of it.
Speaker 1: I know her face from TV, but I just sat down.
Speaker 3: I don't know her style a lot for Alison.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I will. She's kind of You'll know exactly what
Speaker 2: I mean when I say she's a bit Sarah Harris energy.
Speaker 2: She's got that deep, authoritative voice, trust and the warmth.
Speaker 2: She's a bit fun as well. She's young and she's
Speaker 2: like a pocket rocket Sarah Harri's impression.
Speaker 1: That actually was quite good, But I got.
Speaker 2: To say elephant in the room Sarah Arbo. The spelling
Speaker 2: of her last name b oh yeah. Fuck. I hope
Speaker 2: no one ever mispronounces that.
Speaker 1: I know that would be quite horrific.
Speaker 2: Oh God, imagine in school if there was a substitute
Speaker 2: teacher reading the role being like Sarah.
Speaker 1: Sarah yeah all the way. I don't actually think that's
Speaker 1: her real name. I think it would have to be
Speaker 1: something longer, and she's just oh.
Speaker 2: Well, that's worse because I thought, poor thing, that's the
Speaker 2: name she was born with. People probably would have turned
Speaker 2: it into a slur by accident. I'm not saying people
Speaker 2: would use that word to be funny, but why would
Speaker 2: you shorten it to that.
Speaker 1: Well, I feel like, I mean, she's clearly of diverse roots.
Speaker 1: I almost feel like it would be some Byronopolos or
Speaker 1: something and back. Yeah, I'm pretty sure she's Siri and
Speaker 1: Sarah are Oh that checks out.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Did you ever have people mispronounce your name like
Speaker 2: you would have the same issue I do. People reading
Speaker 2: the role going.
Speaker 1: Michael, Oh, yeah, I get Michelle Cheery because my mum's
Speaker 1: actually Michelle Chery. But people just I.
Speaker 2: Get Michelle comm's all that sort.
Speaker 1: Of stuff, Michelle across this. No, I just get see
Speaker 1: how you are I or Cherry.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I found out after two months of dating Sean
Speaker 2: that I'd been saying his last name wrong. What do
Speaker 2: you mean, well, how would you say it when you
Speaker 2: read it?
Speaker 1: Miran?
Speaker 2: Thank you Sean Morn? I said Sean Marine, but apparently
Speaker 2: it's Moran. Really, yes, not, he told me. After a
Speaker 2: while he had to correct me, and I was like,
Speaker 2: why didn't you tell me sooner?
Speaker 1: Although I guess nil Horn it's not mail Horan.
Speaker 2: There you go. That's she could exist, right, nil Horr.
Speaker 2: The way I remember it is it's like moron. But
Speaker 2: the second oh, you just put an apostrophy, so I
Speaker 2: was like, oh, that man's a moor and yeah, it's
Speaker 2: carried on like a fucking moron. Anyway, that's all the
Speaker 2: musical chairs happening at Channel nine. Tracey Grimmashaw's out Ali
Speaker 2: Langon's on a Current Affairs Sarah Arbo's in todays shype
Speaker 2: yep correct. Meanwhile, on Channel ten, Lisa Wilkinson left the
Speaker 2: project Good No love lost there.
Speaker 1: Wow, what a savage you take.
Speaker 2: No one fucking likes her.
Speaker 1: I like Sarah Wilkinson.
Speaker 2: Lisa Wilkinson, I would never get a name wrong. I
Speaker 2: love it that much.
Speaker 1: I've got nothing against her. I actually quite like her.
Speaker 2: Oh she's a pig of a woman. Honestly, what is
Speaker 2: this because of that LOGI thing? No, well that was
Speaker 2: the cherry on top. I already thought she was a
Speaker 2: pig of a woman.
Speaker 1: For those that don't know, she's embroiled in a legal
Speaker 1: case with Britney Higgins and.
Speaker 2: Really it's got nothing to do with her, and yet
Speaker 2: she makes it all about her.
Speaker 1: The only thing I like about her is she got
Speaker 1: no smile.
Speaker 2: An impeccable hair because people like it.
Speaker 3: She also shared your video that time.
Speaker 2: Remember I have to do more than that to win
Speaker 2: me over.
Speaker 1: She shared it.
Speaker 2: I just don't like her because she just makes everything
Speaker 2: about her. She's very melodramatic and she just flat out lies.
Speaker 2: She's a bit Belle Gibson in that way. Do you
Speaker 2: remember in her book Lisa Wilkinson's book, she detailed word
Speaker 2: for word how frosty it was on set her last
Speaker 2: day on the Today Show.
Speaker 1: No, I didn't hear it.
Speaker 2: Well, she scripted out the interaction between them on air,
Speaker 2: and she's like, Karl didn't even ask me about how
Speaker 2: my weekend was my time away with my husband renewing
Speaker 2: our wedding vows, implying that he was, like, you didn't
Speaker 2: even give a shit about her. But then they went
Speaker 2: and like, why would she lie about something that happened
Speaker 2: on fucking air, Because they went and found the tape
Speaker 2: and he did and he was lovely to her, and
Speaker 2: they did acknowledge it, and nothing she wrote in the
Speaker 2: book was accurate. She's just a fucking She plays the
Speaker 2: victim and she's horrible. Okay, fair, fair take.
Speaker 1: So she is out. Lisa Wilkinson is out.
Speaker 2: Yep, she's out as well as Carrie. We actually do
Speaker 2: care to carry Bigmore's leaving. She's the og.
Speaker 1: I've always loved Carrie.
Speaker 2: She's the main character of the project. True if you like. Yep,
Speaker 2: she had her last night last week. Take a listen
Speaker 2: only to our viewers.
Speaker 8: This show is for you and you alone. And I
Speaker 8: remember once being in hospital with Eve, and I met
Speaker 8: a group of girls who were sitting around having dinner.
Speaker 8: They were patients, They were one of the wards, and
Speaker 8: one of them pulled me aside, and she said a
Speaker 8: massive thank you with tears in her eyes, and she
Speaker 8: said to me that she spent a lot of time
Speaker 8: in hospital and every night at six point thirty, her
Speaker 8: mum had to go home, and she said it was
Speaker 8: the saddest part of her day. But she would sit
Speaker 8: there feeling lonely, and she'd turn on the TV and
Speaker 8: she'd eat dinner and watch us. That we had kept
Speaker 8: her company and made her feel happier and feel less alone.
Speaker 8: And I think of that young girl often when I'm
Speaker 8: having a flat day or missing my kids at night.
Speaker 8: I'm so glad I could have kept her company. And
Speaker 8: I hope I've kept many of you company over the years.
Speaker 8: It's been the greatest job in the world.
Speaker 1: Thank you, God, bless it.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 1: I remember when her because her husband had brain cancer, right,
Speaker 1: that's how he died, Yeah, he died. And then I
Speaker 1: remember when she felt pregnant. I remember when she had
Speaker 1: her first son. She was on a row of live
Speaker 1: like I've grown up with Carrie. So this is this
Speaker 1: is very big and.
Speaker 5: She's raised millions for brain cancer with her beanies for
Speaker 5: brain Cancer.
Speaker 2: I know how Carrie Bigmore came to be. I think
Speaker 2: one of her very early gigs was as the news
Speaker 2: reader for our mate Kate lane Brooks the radio show
Speaker 2: No Way She excuse me, in Kate's news reader.
Speaker 1: Before she was on TV. Oh my god, I didn't
Speaker 1: know that.
Speaker 2: That's crazny.
Speaker 1: See, the root of all talent in this country is radio.
Speaker 2: It is no If you'd budy up with Kate lane
Speaker 2: brook you'll fly high.
Speaker 1: Good point. We've done to ourselves, all right. Then, So
Speaker 1: she's out.
Speaker 2: Carry's out and thank god her replacement. I was absolutely
Speaker 2: over the moon that they chose Sarah Harris, another friend
Speaker 2: of the show, and Sarah from Studio ten.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 1: We've had her on our show, she's been on her,
Speaker 1: she's been on our show, we've been on hers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we love her. That was a perfect choice. I
Speaker 2: was secretly rooting in the sidelines, like, yeah, it's got
Speaker 2: to be her. Some of the other people they were floating.
Speaker 2: I was like, nah, happy Chatfield was floated.
Speaker 1: For God's sake.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like I wouldn't call Abby a journalist.
Speaker 2: I don't think Abby would call Abby a journalists. But anyway,
Speaker 2: I think, yeah, she's got the good combo that Carrie had,
Speaker 2: Like she's fun, but also you take her seriously when
Speaker 2: she is doing the Newsy stuff. Yeah, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean?
Speaker 1: I agree, Well, good on it. Look at well that
Speaker 1: Media week here. This is like we're a media podcast
Speaker 1: the ups and downs of television. Anyway, big movements in
Speaker 1: the radio scene for Mitch Churio. He next year it's
Speaker 1: a big year and announcement pending. Just so everyone knows, well,
Speaker 1: I won't be covering that.
Speaker 2: No, no, well that will not make my.
Speaker 1: Segment once you hear the news about what he's doing
Speaker 1: in twenty twenty three. Mom, you know Mitch is a
Speaker 1: long ee, which no one's said before. All right, I've
Speaker 1: got to see chreg guests waiting on Zoom. I just
Speaker 1: got the notification. My guest is here. Shall shall we
Speaker 1: move on?
Speaker 4: So?
Speaker 1: All right? Is it just me.
Speaker 2: Listening on Spotify? I don't forget to leave a five star?
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm very excited for this. A special guest is
Speaker 1: standing by on Zoom.
Speaker 2: Spook a Mitch back on dud look at.
Speaker 1: Me go, Well, really on duty for the first time
Speaker 1: in my list Let's be real. I had a guest
Speaker 1: on my radio show on the night show this week
Speaker 1: and she's part of the family, part of the iHeartRadio
Speaker 1: podcast network. Her podcast, Astrology Coach, uses ground yeah, groundbreaking technology.
Speaker 1: You'll love this, Mitch. Every single user gets a unique
Speaker 1: tarot reading at the end of the episode. There's like
Speaker 1: seventy eight or seventy nine unique tarot cards that gets
Speaker 1: generated uniquely for each podcast listener.
Speaker 3: You know, actually I tried it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you listened to the show.
Speaker 2: Yes, I don't understand generates uniquely? What do you mean?
Speaker 1: Well, we'll talk. We'll ask about it. Because the host
Speaker 1: of the show, the wonderful Astrotash, joins us. Now let's
Speaker 1: get her up on ZOM. She's standing by, Hello, Astrotash.
Speaker 2: I can't see her. Oh this Hi?
Speaker 10: Hi?
Speaker 3: Going hello?
Speaker 1: Look at this isn't she got? I have obsessed with Astrotash.
Speaker 1: Astro did your coach on iHeartRadio? Go have a listen?
Speaker 1: Tash quickly tell us about that technology, because it's very cool.
Speaker 2: Can I just call you Tash by.
Speaker 11: The way, you can call me Tash say, oh.
Speaker 2: My god, look at over the crystals in the background.
Speaker 1: You're legit, Tash.
Speaker 11: Oh wow, Yes, that's smart, little Stash there. So this
Speaker 11: technology to do with the taro is revolutionary. It's actually
Speaker 11: a world first, and I believe it's called digital insertion technology,
Speaker 11: but I just sort of think that it's the universe's
Speaker 11: way of getting a message to you. So it doesn't
Speaker 11: matter how it comes, if it comes from a book
Speaker 11: or you know, a conversation with a person.
Speaker 2: I imagine it's probably similar technology to how different listeners of
Speaker 2: ours in different states get different ads in the middle
Speaker 2: of the podcast. So just a rand, a different tarot
Speaker 2: car will pop up depending on who's listening it.
Speaker 11: Yeah, and so if you listen to the same podcast
Speaker 11: several times that day, you might get a different card
Speaker 11: every time.
Speaker 1: Anyway, the reason Tash is here is because Tash came
Speaker 1: on my radio show and she did a birth chart
Speaker 1: reading from my birth chart, which is I mean, Tash,
Speaker 1: you can elaborate more, I'm sure, but the date of birth,
Speaker 1: where you were born, and the time you were born,
Speaker 1: and the revelation that Tash had that MITCHI is going
Speaker 1: to lose his mind about, is that I have been
Speaker 1: protected against mercury and retrograde.
Speaker 2: I think hanging why to mercury and retrograde? It can't
Speaker 2: affect me?
Speaker 1: Yes, Tash, it's true, isn't it.
Speaker 11: It is true. And this is because you were born
Speaker 11: with mercury retrograde in your chart, so it makes you
Speaker 11: more comfortable with that energy when it comes along.
Speaker 2: Wow. And so for any new listeners, I've been a
Speaker 2: bit superstitious for years on this podcast. Every time mercury
Speaker 2: is in retrograde. You don't hear the fucking end of
Speaker 2: it from me, no, because it really toys my emotions
Speaker 2: and my schedules. Everything's just a bit out of technology.
Speaker 2: Technology fails, and a lot of people right in saying
Speaker 2: it affects them too. But you've said it affects you too.
Speaker 1: I think I've just guessed it. You have gone along
Speaker 1: with it. I really just ham it up. There's nothing
Speaker 1: really wrong, if anything, just such a people.
Speaker 2: Please just try and relate to me. You're like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I feel it too, So it's true.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm a libra. I have like five libreplacings, don't I.
Speaker 1: It's I'm a massive You're.
Speaker 11: Very liberal and people pleasing can be more of a
Speaker 11: shadow quality of liberals, so you do have to be
Speaker 11: wary of that.
Speaker 1: Well, here's the thing, So Tash gave me an incredible reading.
Speaker 1: What I've done, Mitch is I've saw Tash. I've spoken
Speaker 1: to your mother. I've got your birth time, i know
Speaker 1: your birth suburb. Tash has been working hard behind the
Speaker 1: scenes and she's got your whole birth chart.
Speaker 2: You need to know, Tash that a few friends of
Speaker 2: mine who are really into astrology have tried to do
Speaker 2: readings like this for me, and I'm very cynical towards them.
Speaker 2: But something about you that I trust I agree.
Speaker 11: Well, I love a skeptical mind. I think that's really healthy,
Speaker 11: and you know I will say that.
Speaker 1: Okay, So what do you have for Mitch? So I
Speaker 1: sent you with birthday, his place of birth, time of birth.
Speaker 2: I'm surprised you remembered my birthday.
Speaker 11: I've got heaps to tell you about your chart, Mitchell.
Speaker 11: So firstly your you know, we'll start with the sun
Speaker 11: sign because everybody knows their son's sign and yours is
Speaker 11: in Leo. Now, the sun represents your basic character, how
Speaker 11: you like to shine your light out into the world,
Speaker 11: and Leo's I guess The misconception about Leo is that
Speaker 11: they're meant to be, you know, uber confident. But often
Speaker 11: with Leo's it's their destiny to step into that confidence,
Speaker 11: so you're not necessarily born with it.
Speaker 1: So part of your.
Speaker 11: Journey in this life is to develop confidence and to
Speaker 11: build on it. Leo's is super creative and very very
Speaker 11: warm hearted. Probably one of my favorite signs in the zodiac.
Speaker 3: Actually, thank you.
Speaker 2: Everyone always goes Leo.
Speaker 1: Oh, well I just rave, lion, ferocious, great, main, you know,
Speaker 1: mates for life, that sort of thing.
Speaker 11: Yeah, and you know you're stepping into all of that
Speaker 11: throughout your life, and you're still quite young, so you're
Speaker 11: still on that journey. One of the negative traits about
Speaker 11: being a Leo, got.
Speaker 1: To get my pan hold on with you.
Speaker 2: Oh here we get me.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 11: This is probably what people are referring too, is they
Speaker 11: can be a bit of a drama queen, you know.
Speaker 11: And this is because they're especially theatrical, and they're theatrical
Speaker 11: because they are creative. They are one of the most
Speaker 11: creative signs of the zodiac. So you're a fire sign.
Speaker 11: Lots of motivation, lots of ideas.
Speaker 2: Well, shit, there's none. I'm so lazy get.
Speaker 1: A lot done. Someone who's very lazy you none stop working.
Speaker 2: Maybe, but you said, I'm dramatic. I do get a
Speaker 2: lot done. But again, you never hear the end of it.
Speaker 1: That's a good point.
Speaker 11: Well, you know, I mean, look at what you're doing
Speaker 11: just right here, right now. You're you're obviously doing something.
Speaker 11: So I'm not buying that you get nothing done. But
Speaker 11: I can see how you might think that of yourself
Speaker 11: because you've got a Virgo ascendant, and a Virgo ascendant
Speaker 11: can be really, really harsh and really critical people. Okay,
Speaker 11: so that is your rising sign, and you've explained this
Speaker 11: to you. It is. It was the sign, and it
Speaker 11: was the zodiac sign on the easternmost point of the
Speaker 11: horizon at your exact time of birth, so it's time sense,
Speaker 11: it is. But you know, all that technical stuff aside.
Speaker 11: It basically is the sign that represents how other people
Speaker 11: might see you. So it's part of your personality, but
Speaker 11: it's a little bit more of the outer layer of
Speaker 11: who you are. Yeah, so you're like, people see you
Speaker 11: as someone who's got it all together, you know, like,
Speaker 11: but you can be a real perfectionist and that can
Speaker 11: be one of your strengths, but it can also be
Speaker 11: to your detriment.
Speaker 2: I want to just you.
Speaker 11: While it can't, it can definitely be both. And this
Speaker 11: is where you need to kind of if you're aware
Speaker 11: of this, then you can work with it, you know,
Speaker 11: and you can kind of go easy on yourself when
Speaker 11: you know you're you're going a little bit too hard
Speaker 11: on yourself and being too critical. But I want to
Speaker 11: go back to the sun sign because you've got very
Speaker 11: something very interesting about your Sun's sign. That is, it's
Speaker 11: like it's making this really strong connection to Rannus.
Speaker 2: You just got Uranus in his life.
Speaker 1: Planet. Sorry, you just got a boyfriend. I thought, Oh,
Speaker 1: I get it.
Speaker 11: Other planets, all right, I've heard all the Uranus jokes,
Speaker 11: but like even I sort of giggled at that one
Speaker 11: because it came out. But this kind of this affects
Speaker 11: your personality and who you are. And you know, I
Speaker 11: love this because it means that you're kind of quirky,
Speaker 11: You're a little weird but wonderful, and you like to
Speaker 11: do things differently. You dance to the beat of your
Speaker 11: own drum. Someone who doesn't follow tradition, who kind of
Speaker 11: makes their own rules.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, Yeah, that's applicable.
Speaker 11: So scooting right along to your moon sign, which is
Speaker 11: in scorpio.
Speaker 2: Do I have?
Speaker 1: How many signs? Does one person?
Speaker 2: So many? Fuck?
Speaker 11: Well heaps? You know you've got. Basically, the birth chart
Speaker 11: is a snapshot of the heavens at your moment of birth.
Speaker 11: So it shows all of the planets in all of
Speaker 11: the signs, and some are more important than others. Your
Speaker 11: moon sign is in Scorpio, and this is about you know,
Speaker 11: the This is a deeper layer. So this shows are
Speaker 11: really deep and profound emotional landscape, an interest in other
Speaker 11: worldly topics. So I'm kind of surprised you're not into astrology.
Speaker 11: Maybe you are secretly speaking of secrets, You're very good
Speaker 11: at keeping them.
Speaker 2: I am the dir I have on Mitchell Cherry Tash,
Speaker 2: You've got no minde.
Speaker 1: I also love that we keep going his is and
Speaker 1: Tasha's like, I know, I'm reading his book, mat I'm
Speaker 1: telling you.
Speaker 2: Something about.
Speaker 11: Well, well, I love the validation, keep it coming, but
Speaker 11: so extremely passionate as well, you know, emotionally.
Speaker 1: Anything in there that would shock him off, because in
Speaker 1: my chart there was a lot in there that you saw.
Speaker 1: This is interesting and this is so interesting, is there
Speaker 1: anything that stands out in Mitch's chart that makes you think, oh,
Speaker 1: this is unique.
Speaker 11: Yes, what what was a standout to me was actually
Speaker 11: the relationship between the two of you, Between Mitch and Mitchell. Oh,
Speaker 11: I would say, I would kind of call this is
Speaker 11: soulmate relationship because of this placement. Yeah, and you know
Speaker 11: soulmates come in all different shapes and sizes, romantic, it's
Speaker 11: very true, well, different types of relationships. This might shock you,
Speaker 11: I suppose, Mitchell, but you've the placement of chiron in
Speaker 11: your chart tells me that you've actually got natural healing
Speaker 11: qualities and you are a natural teacher. So you know,
Speaker 11: I'm not sure whether that resonates with you.
Speaker 2: But healing bit is interesting. The teaching bit I have
Speaker 2: been told, like, especially when I'm teaching people to drive,
Speaker 2: They're like, you're a great teacher and stuff like that
Speaker 2: at being concise and explaining things. Yeah, but the healing part, see,
Speaker 2: I am a whol.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 1: I've never said this, but Mitch gives very good advice
Speaker 1: and often when there's things going astray in life, I
Speaker 1: will go to Mitch or get seek his advice because
Speaker 1: it's one that I can trust and it's often very accurate.
Speaker 2: And that comes back to the secrets I've got about you.
Speaker 1: Yes. Wow, So we're soul maids and we're working together. Wow.
Speaker 11: Yeah, it's a beautiful working partnership. You have several different alignments,
Speaker 11: particularly in Gemini, which is a Gemini. Ah, we'll see.
Speaker 11: You know, we could look at all three of your
Speaker 11: charts and I bet that that would kind of weave
Speaker 11: in somewhere. So Gemini is a sign of media and broadcasting,
Speaker 11: so it's perfect. You've also got Venus and Gemini, so
Speaker 11: this is particularly flirty. But also you need an intellectual
Speaker 11: connection to really be turned on by a partner. That's
Speaker 11: so important for you. Do you want me to just
Speaker 11: go into a couple of little predictions.
Speaker 2: That I please do?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 11: Yeah, Okay. So you currently have Mars retrograding over your
Speaker 11: mid Heaven, which is your sign of career and vocation
Speaker 11: and the direction your life is going in. So this
Speaker 11: pause it can cause a bit of stress and frustration
Speaker 11: at work, but it can also be good in that
Speaker 11: cause some excitement.
Speaker 1: Know it's going to be equipped with the information.
Speaker 11: And it can be exciting, but you need to step
Speaker 11: into the excitement and not see it as being sort
Speaker 11: of stressful or frustrating. If possible.
Speaker 2: Go wrong, this is stressful. I can't be bothered.
Speaker 11: Yeah, if it's too much. But this is just this
Speaker 11: is temporary. This is kind of from now until it
Speaker 11: has been going on since end of October. It'll start
Speaker 11: to get better around mid January. But it's triggering your
Speaker 11: venus sign as well. So I've got a little note here.
Speaker 11: If single, there's tons of chemistry around you right now,
Speaker 11: so there's a there's an attraction. Is this a new
Speaker 11: partner that you just Yeah, so this is the Mars
Speaker 11: and the Venus coming together, which you know creates that
Speaker 11: sexual tension and chemistry and it's really nice. But towards
Speaker 11: the end of March, you will be experiencing a Mars
Speaker 11: return hern and what that does is it's going to
Speaker 11: bring about a lot of questions and reassessment around your
Speaker 11: ambitions and where you're headed in life and how you
Speaker 11: go about asserting yourself.
Speaker 2: And I've never really had any trouble with being asserted.
Speaker 1: He really thrives in the conference.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll keep an ear out in March for something
Speaker 2: that pisces me off again.
Speaker 1: If I'm around, I'm sure it'll happen. No, she said
Speaker 1: to my partner, well, we are soul mates, so maybe
Speaker 1: it could.
Speaker 2: Be to make everything about you just saying that doesn't.
Speaker 1: Have to be sure. It could be me, Tash right,
Speaker 1: It could.
Speaker 11: Be anyone, and you know, it could be in your work,
Speaker 11: it could be in your relationships, just anything that requires
Speaker 11: you to step up to the plate and assert yourself.
Speaker 11: I see that you have no trouble asserting yourself verbally
Speaker 11: because you've got mars in Gemini in your natal chart,
Speaker 11: so you're probably quite quick to speak your mind. Sometimes
Speaker 11: maybe too quick.
Speaker 1: Yes to me when she said that, and I appreciate it.
Speaker 11: Yes, And also I will say Venus will be retrograding
Speaker 11: through your son's sign through.
Speaker 2: Retro it's very triggering, Natasha.
Speaker 1: What did that mean anything that retrograde through his as well.
Speaker 11: This is going to be happening from July until September.
Speaker 11: And this might get you to sort of think about
Speaker 11: what you want out of love. It might mean that
Speaker 11: in this new relationship you're kind of looking at the
Speaker 11: next step and discussing that and reflecting on it. But
Speaker 11: it's more of this is more of an internal kind
Speaker 11: of dialogue that you're having with yourself. It's about how
Speaker 11: am I going to get the acknowledgment that I deserve.
Speaker 11: So there's some you know, there's some ambition to reflect
Speaker 11: on there.
Speaker 2: Wow, acknowledgment.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, yes, it's all come to likesh. This is incredible.
Speaker 1: We could go on for hours. Mitch is writing notes
Speaker 1: as we speak, and I think if you want to,
Speaker 1: if you want to get a personal I mean, Tash,
Speaker 1: do you do personal one on ones or no? If
Speaker 1: people want more of this, it's on your podcast.
Speaker 11: I do. But I've just shut down that side of
Speaker 11: things for now while I focus on the podcast and
Speaker 11: all my other little bits and pieces in the media.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yes, Well I just followed you on Instagram, Astrotash, and
Speaker 2: I see that you're on Sunrise the other day, and
Speaker 2: so she's legit.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm not even kidding. I mean I
Speaker 1: was a skeptic and that had Tash on my show
Speaker 1: and I fell in love with her. I mean, she's
Speaker 1: how could you not? And then this podcast Jenner listens. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean Jenner is a podcast critic, So I think
Speaker 1: that's a that's a good sign. So go and have
Speaker 1: a listen. Astrology Coach on iHeartRadio it's part of the family.
Speaker 1: Astro Tash weirds are you.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much for being here.
Speaker 1: Astroash on Instagram And if anything, any asteroids you feel
Speaker 1: come any of our way, please call us, yes please yeah.
Speaker 11: Likewise, if something comes up and you need a bit
Speaker 11: of astrological clarification, just give me a buzz.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, we love you, Tash. Come back any time.
Speaker 1: And if people get the podcast, go listen to a
Speaker 1: shower and you'll.
Speaker 2: Get apparently your own tarot cards served to you in
Speaker 2: the podcast. That's very fancy technology.
Speaker 1: Something out there for you listening you all right, Tash,
Speaker 1: We'll talk to you soon.
Speaker 11: Thank you, guys, thank you so much much.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 2: That was so much Fun'll see you so hy.
Speaker 6: Thank you.
Speaker 1: She kind of gives an older genovibe. She looks like
Speaker 1: an older.
Speaker 2: Jenni that you mentioned it. Yeah, if Jenna just like
Speaker 2: straightened a hair beer, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Did you notice the mispronunciation though, oh you're I'm sorry
Speaker 2: you said when you said, oh, Mitch's writing notes, I
Speaker 2: was like, yeah, I am the words that she mispronounced.
Speaker 1: No, she just did one right.
Speaker 2: Uranus No, uranusist like a pirana. Maybe maybe that's how
Speaker 2: you're supposed to say it. Maybe we're not academic enough
Speaker 2: to understand.
Speaker 1: Oh, look out the window. It's running, damn it running.
Speaker 2: I should have asked her for a prediction, like how
Speaker 2: long until Jenna finally abandons the podcast. I'm very happy
Speaker 2: for Sarah Harrison and her new co host Harmish McDonald's no,
Speaker 2: we love Tash. We do. Just for clarification, we do
Speaker 2: love her, don't you mean?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Because is going to be listening to this? We did?
Speaker 1: We we when people mispronounce. I'm saying, maybe we're wrong,
Speaker 1: Maybe we're wrong. We pick up people's mispronouncing all the time.
Speaker 2: Astro's saying it wrong by accident.
Speaker 1: This whole potentially we have to go home.
Speaker 2: Let's get out of here.
Speaker 1: See you next week, everyone, and a couple more episodes
Speaker 1: of the year. Okay, so save.
Speaker 2: Them up next week, the second last episode and then
Speaker 2: the big finale.
Speaker 1: Correct, And I'm thinking for the big finale, let's get
Speaker 1: Sean on and let's do Sean. What was my idea?
Speaker 1: I forget?
Speaker 2: Well, if you've forgotten, yes, the Shawan Pier.
Speaker 1: You guys are going to go through a rough patch
Speaker 1: between March and September, so we.
Speaker 2: Know she means, I'm going to assert myself about the
Speaker 2: direction I wanted to go in. Maybe I'll become really
Speaker 2: clinging and be like, let's get married.
Speaker 1: Maybe if you get married before we do my god.
Speaker 1: The Sean Peter is just like we did gold Digger
Speaker 1: with Hayden and other And the.
Speaker 2: Idea behind gold Digger is that we aim leslie asked questions.
Speaker 2: We go into the interview with no particular agenda, and
Speaker 2: you aimlessly ask questions and hope to discover something fascinating
Speaker 2: about the person that you didn't know.
Speaker 3: That's how you found out about my cat nails.
Speaker 1: Correct. Correct. We think that's too hard for Sean. We
Speaker 1: didn't do it to Hayden, so it's not fair that
Speaker 1: we do it to Mitch's new partner, Sean. So my
Speaker 1: idea is we do the Sean pitch.
Speaker 2: Is that just more gentle line of questions?
Speaker 1: Is anything playful?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Really you want to do that for the last episode
Speaker 2: of the year.
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I think so.
Speaker 1: You listening, you get in touch.
Speaker 2: If I did, I did run the idea by Sean.
Speaker 2: Let me find it on here we go. This is
Speaker 2: his reply. Very political, No, it wasn't political.
Speaker 6: That sounds really fun. I have no idea what the
Speaker 6: fucker Sandpit or Sean Pitt is, but whatever it is,
Speaker 6: that sounds delightful. I think I might be an absolute idiot,
Speaker 6: but look, I want to be really really, I really
Speaker 6: want to stress, like only if that's something that you're
Speaker 6: happy and comfortable and cap to do yourself. So just
Speaker 6: let me know. But I think I think I think
Speaker 6: that sounds like so much fun.
Speaker 1: You're still in that phase of a relationship with You're
Speaker 1: checking if things are okay with each other, that phase
Speaker 1: real quickly, Well you just do it four years in Mabe,
Speaker 1: we're doing these.
Speaker 2: Yeah, who's just making sure that I'm comfortable.
Speaker 1: I know, I'm saying it's very sweet and that is
Speaker 1: a commation Sean Peter, I know. But we're celebrating because
Speaker 1: we're excited for the shan Pit season finale locked in.
Speaker 2: You do realize that we record during business hours. He
Speaker 2: has a real job, so, s ire, he's not available.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately, I can shift things around in my schedule. I
Speaker 1: can go to his office. We'll work it out with
Speaker 1: your scheduling.
Speaker 2: Don't worry. Yeah, okay, just see you know, in case
Speaker 2: there's any doubt in your mind. Yes, I'm leaving that
Speaker 2: all to you. Okay, So jos to the last save
Speaker 2: of the year and you say where with Sean, I'm
Speaker 2: going to say that was on you.
Speaker 1: Got it?
Speaker 2: That's all on you.
Speaker 1: Jenny's talking to you when.
Speaker 3: He's still looking to you.
Speaker 2: What a shame Sean won't be joining us our well, Oh,
Speaker 2: make it happen.
Speaker 1: If I can get astro Tash, I can get Sean.
Speaker 2: She's a full time podcaster. Of course, she's available for podcastings.
Speaker 1: Got a great setup to impressive All right, everyone, see
Speaker 1: you next week's second last episode of the year and
Speaker 1: one episode before the launch of Sean Pitt. Leave us
Speaker 1: a five star review if you haven't done yet, it
Speaker 1: takes two seconds scroll down five stars.
Speaker 2: And five stars on Spotify as well.
Speaker 1: Yes, please, thank you. We'll see you in a week
Speaker 1: for the semi final.
Speaker 2: That semi final. That's right, you're not watching sports concerts
Speaker 2: like we do.
Speaker 1: The World Cups on in Guitar, they're very supportive of
Speaker 1: us skas we love it. Yeah, did you ever play
Speaker 1: the guitar in primary score?
Speaker 2: I did. I didn't like the Carlisi fingers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the skin that peels off.
Speaker 2: Anyway, Thanks for listening to you. Thanks, we'll catch you
Speaker 2: next week. So bite is it just me?
Speaker 3: Podcast by a couple of miches.
Speaker 5: Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast.
Speaker 2: Welcome to add brief This is our secret segment. On
Speaker 2: the end, we pretend we're done, but guess what, We're
Speaker 2: fucking not surprised. We just keep talking.
Speaker 1: Long episode today. There's a lot going on. I feel,
Speaker 1: a lot of discussion points, a lot of topics. It's
Speaker 1: almost like it's a podcast.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, we're running out of time before the end
Speaker 2: of the year. We've got to squeeze all the chattering
Speaker 2: now true soul.
Speaker 3: Mate, isn't that nice?
Speaker 1: And like we didn't even prompt that. She brought that
Speaker 1: to the table. The stars aligned.
Speaker 2: You've got to play that Paris Hilton song now.
Speaker 1: I wanted to, but we did it for Star last week.
Speaker 2: It's the same word.
Speaker 1: I don't actually think tash is the stars are blind vibe.
Speaker 2: No, you're right, she's more like dash.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. It's astroash.
Speaker 2: No, wouldn't it be something space like because it's all
Speaker 2: about the planets.
Speaker 1: Oh, you're so right. Astro tash high astrotash.
Speaker 2: What's this music from against X?
Speaker 1: Files.
Speaker 2: What's X files? What's the premise?
Speaker 1: Aliens? Yeah, extra UFO is extraterrestaurant. No, we need to
Speaker 1: find the perfect Tash music.
Speaker 3: Like Grimes or something.
Speaker 1: Oh, that could work.
Speaker 2: Yeah, can you look up look up Age of Aquarius.
Speaker 2: That's a planet song there says the darning of the
Speaker 2: Age of Aquarius. Age of Quarius. You know what we
Speaker 2: should do for our last episode of the year as well.
Speaker 2: There were people in the Facebook group saying that when
Speaker 2: we did karaoke that was one of their favorite things
Speaker 2: we've done.
Speaker 1: We could do that.
Speaker 2: We need to bring it back. Tash is here, Hi, Tash,
Speaker 2: this is perfect. Yeah, welcome to astro attached the podcast
Speaker 2: whatever it is.
Speaker 1: If it caught again astrology coach astros Ash, Oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: this is perfect.
Speaker 10: As we'll see how the side.
Speaker 1: Oh that's really good.
Speaker 2: Call her back. We'll tell her they need things something.
Speaker 1: She's busy, she said, the Crystal markets.
Speaker 2: Oh that's good.
Speaker 4: A query.
Speaker 1: Who is this the fifth dimension?
Speaker 2: How many? And understand me? Something something about.
Speaker 8: Words?
Speaker 1: Okay, that really depends off. So my option is Astratash
Speaker 1: is here. Oh she walks for it slowly, so sexual perfect.
Speaker 1: She's got ingrown tone now so she takes ages to
Speaker 1: get to the studio.
Speaker 3: Ow, yeah she is.
Speaker 1: She's slowly walking.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, it feels a bit like impending doom now,
Speaker 2: but I think that's astrotash. It's fine.
Speaker 1: Eh, this is a space.
Speaker 2: That just now was like that. It's a steel drum, yes, yeah,
Speaker 2: is that a steal drum?
Speaker 1: Couldn't agree more. I don't think it's a wooden one. Ready,
Speaker 1: astro tash, Welcome Yale. This is from a space to
Speaker 1: see Stanley Kubrick.
Speaker 2: Look up? Can you look up something else?
Speaker 1: Yes? Of course.
Speaker 2: A Jupiter, the bringer of jollity.
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 2: I remember in school I played this in the orchestra.
Speaker 2: Really yeah, it's really long ago. So just gip to
Speaker 2: the hump. Okay, I bet the hump is the good
Speaker 2: bit at the end. You'll recognize it, you.
Speaker 9: Go, oh, I thought it was Jurassic part for a
Speaker 9: moment there, same composer, No way, the loss a Afta Jones.
Speaker 2: You're right, this is obviously a live recording of my
Speaker 2: score stuff.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't know where I recognize this tune from, but
Speaker 2: it's like, I think there's hymns to it.
Speaker 1: Someone in the comment says four forty is one of
Speaker 1: my favorite pieces of music in history. Let's jump mid
Speaker 1: four minute forty, so let's jump to it. That's good.
Speaker 2: A bit much for Astrocaus, I think, yeah, it's a lot.
Speaker 2: It was so hard learning that song you have. I
Speaker 2: don't even know how he did it.
Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you something here, and I don't
Speaker 1: tell you many things on this show, but I was
Speaker 1: at a wedding two weekends ago and the mass exodus
Speaker 1: from the project. They're all leaving. Peter Helly is the
Speaker 1: funny one who's been there since the start, like they
Speaker 1: carry big more row of days.
Speaker 2: He's old and he has not been there since the start.
Speaker 1: It's been there a long time to replace. Dave Hure
Speaker 1: replay Dave use, thank you, Mitchell. And I was at
Speaker 1: a wedding right and Aaron Chen who's on have you
Speaker 1: been paying attention his comedians fisk as well? Yes, with
Speaker 1: funny your mate. Anyway, I was at his wedding. His
Speaker 1: girlfriend Esther is one of Haded's best friends. Blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: So there were a whole bunch of comedians there, right,
Speaker 1: So the comedians were all in a circle, and these
Speaker 1: comedians frequent the project in that funny seat, like that
Speaker 1: rotating seat. And then I went up to get an
Speaker 1: Aaron Cheney ball because they were right next to their table,
Speaker 1: and his name's Aaron chen And so I got they're comedians.
Speaker 1: I'll make them barrel laugh. So I said, oh, can
Speaker 1: you pass one of the Aaron Channy balls.
Speaker 2: Because his name's Aaron. That's when he passing one of
Speaker 2: your balls?
Speaker 1: Hey, Aaron passing one of your balls?
Speaker 8: Him?
Speaker 2: What are you doing? Anyway?
Speaker 1: Of course laughed hysterically, and then I sort of like lingered,
Speaker 1: like I knew some of them. So we're a kind
Speaker 1: of talking, and then they're just kind of there and
Speaker 1: then you know, and like you come into a conversation
Speaker 1: and they like ad you in for a little bit.
Speaker 1: Then they go back to what they were talking about
Speaker 1: and they go, anyway, yeah, did you hear that Pete
Speaker 1: Helly has been dropped? And I was like, oh my,
Speaker 1: oh my god. So then I like kind of melted
Speaker 1: away with my iron Chiney went back to Hayden. I'm like,
Speaker 1: maybe Peter Helly has been dropped from the project. He
Speaker 1: couldn't care less, he doesn't have any idea about this shit.
Speaker 2: Well, your soulmate should have been there. I would have
Speaker 2: been interested.
Speaker 1: I know I should have teached you.
Speaker 2: I do believe. I do believe that. I don't reckon
Speaker 2: he was dropped. He said it was his decision, but
Speaker 2: Lisa said it was her decision as well. But I
Speaker 2: don't believe that. I think she was dropped and they
Speaker 2: gave her the courtesy of saying, well, let everyone think
Speaker 2: that you had the decision and it was your idea
Speaker 2: to leave, just so you can leave with a bit
Speaker 2: of dignity. But they would have been like, get off
Speaker 2: our show, you old wench.
Speaker 1: You'd do it as an in depression of Sarah Harris
Speaker 1: saying that to Lisa.
Speaker 3: Oh, but I feel like she'd be nice about it.
Speaker 2: Please Lise, quick one, get off my panel.
Speaker 3: Now, Yeah that was a good Now, very Sarah.
Speaker 2: Why do I have to go lower to sound like
Speaker 2: a Tristian?
Speaker 1: Will take your stuff out?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Who's going to replace Sarah?
Speaker 1: I think it'll be David Dooty.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they need a Daniel Duty, they need a female.
Speaker 1: I don't know who they're going to.
Speaker 2: Ah, that would be the best if they put her
Speaker 2: on studio.
Speaker 1: I love studio attend purely for Sarah Sarah and I
Speaker 1: do like I love Edge, oh my god, and I
Speaker 1: actually like them all.
Speaker 2: It's weird. The only one I haven't met is Daniel Duty,
Speaker 2: but i've met actually, no, sorry, I have met him.
Speaker 2: He was lovely and he already knew who I was.
Speaker 1: I was like, bitch, he's a big fan of yours.
Speaker 1: He's a big fan of this podcast.
Speaker 2: I met him in the Tristan when I went in
Speaker 2: to promote the comedy show Its Weird. I was wearing
Speaker 2: this exact shirt when I went in to be interviewed
Speaker 2: on Studio ten. Tristan was like, oh you and I
Speaker 2: love you both your sor fucking forny together. And then
Speaker 2: Nomelda was like, I saw you on Oxford Street on
Speaker 2: Friday night and I was like, shit, what snake was
Speaker 2: I in? Anyway, we hope this podcast need to feel
Speaker 2: at least three percent better today. That's all.
Speaker 1: So so we do we do?
Speaker 4: Here we go.
Speaker 2: Mitches had to say that on his own Jenna, I'm
Speaker 2: very sorry Star thought we were part of some fucking
Speaker 2: cult when we went into that bit, and.
Speaker 1: She freaked the fuck out. Good luck with your shah
Speaker 1: two peers, that's actually my Grandma Widow's.
Speaker 2: One butcher regard.
Speaker 3: I'd listened to that.
Speaker 2: Two coffees, one sugar, two toils, one cat bridge. I
Speaker 2: love a toil.
Speaker 1: All right, thanks for listening everyone. The semi finals next week,
Speaker 1: and if we get to Golden Point it'll be huge,
Speaker 1: and then we'll go to the final, the Grand Final
Speaker 1: of the week.
Speaker 2: After, hopefully there's no penalty.
Speaker 1: Imagine. Should we get Shakira to sing us a Grand
Speaker 1: final song?
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, let's do that. I want a new one.
Speaker 2: Get Shakira to write it's a new one for.
Speaker 3: The legal trouble.
Speaker 1: She's going to prison. Yeah, well, celebrity prisoner.
Speaker 3: Oh well, we wanted someone to call from prison.
Speaker 4: We did.
Speaker 3: She can be the prisoner.
Speaker 1: Good point.
Speaker 2: Who's going to get on that? I don't know.
Speaker 1: You guys can do that, Jenn. That was really your idea.
Speaker 2: You just thought that, Shakira. By next week, Thanks Shakira,
Speaker 2: original competition. Thanks.
Speaker 1: Can you just see that, Jenn? Over the next seven
Speaker 1: business days? Please? Actually only got five?
Speaker 4: Really?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: Do we all get Black Friday stuff? Anyone's shopping Black
Speaker 1: Friday sale?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's when I got them in furniture. It's perfectly
Speaker 2: you did actually, yeah, did.
Speaker 1: You, Jenna?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I did. I got this T shirt.
Speaker 1: Show me, Jenny, your hair is covering the words.
Speaker 8: It's just a T shirt.
Speaker 1: I love Ganda.
Speaker 2: Hip. Yeah, you're saying it how astrobits would say it,
Speaker 2: Ghanda kind of astrotash. Why isn't she astro tash?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 2: What do you mean? She only said to your uranus highness? Vibe?
Speaker 2: I get the vine.
Speaker 1: I get the vibe that it was intentional because she
Speaker 1: has to say it so often she doesn't want to
Speaker 1: laugh every time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I.
Speaker 5: Remember at school they would avoid saying uranus, and that's
Speaker 5: say uranus.
Speaker 2: Well, you know what, why can't they just say uranus?
Speaker 2: It's not even funny? Who would giggle?
Speaker 1: I agree? We also do fucking sexy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's all.
Speaker 1: It's fine. We're learning about Willi's and fannies and not
Speaker 1: Willi's in butts.
Speaker 2: I wish they'd teach that now. I wonder if they do,
Speaker 2: where would you start? Less than one douching?
Speaker 1: They wouldn't teach that unless she had a gay teacher.
Speaker 1: That sit down to that pump bottle.
Speaker 2: Dowa, Jenna, good luck with two girls, three carts? Thank you,
Speaker 2: I've already done the three percent better thing, so we
Speaker 2: should go yay, yeah, yeah, shut a linger, I got
Speaker 2: interview in twenty seconds. All right, we better get out
Speaker 2: of here. Thank you, thanks for listening, everybody.
Speaker 1: By bye, see you next week.
Speaker 8: Bye.
Speaker 4: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: A podcast by a couple of meches.
Speaker 1: Make sure you've hit fullow on your podcast A