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Speaker 1: I Heart podcasts, hear more gold podcasts, playlists, and listen

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Speaker 1: this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. How's your weekend?

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Speaker 1: What is your three word weekend? Ria? What's your three

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Speaker 1: word weekend?

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Speaker 2: Mine is outlasted by oldies. On Friday night, I had

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Speaker 2: one hundredth birthday party for one hundred year old. But

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Speaker 2: my friend Alex and her mum Julie. Alex was turning

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Speaker 2: thirty and her mom was turning seventy. Lt night combined

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Speaker 2: it had a hundredth birthday party with all her friends

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Speaker 2: and all the mums.

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Speaker 1: What a lovely thing to do. It was all good fun.

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Speaker 2: It was so much fun. What I didn't, what I underestimated,

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Speaker 2: was the ability of these seventy year olds to drink,

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Speaker 2: because I have seven year olds. These seven year olds always.

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Speaker 1: Underestimate there, always always under estimate their ability to drink.

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Speaker 2: Please these seventy year old Russians. Oh my god, it

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Speaker 2: was full.

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Speaker 1: They also don't know when it's going to be their

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Speaker 1: last drink, you know, before they make that got that

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Speaker 1: rainbow bridge to Heaven's Bar because Heavenly RSL waits for

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Speaker 1: all of us, my friends.

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Speaker 2: I pride myself on my ability to like stay out

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Speaker 2: to drink.

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Speaker 1: You've got a good constitution, you're a thirty something, thank you,

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Speaker 1: You've got vitality.

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Speaker 2: We had the initial party had Lazybones in Marrickville at

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Speaker 2: this beautiful venue. There were lovely kicked on to their

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Speaker 2: home and it was five am. The sun was starting,

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Speaker 2: the sun was starting to come up, and I'm like, well,

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Speaker 2: the sun's up, it's time to go, time to get

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Speaker 2: out of here. And I'm falling asleep, and these seventy

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Speaker 2: year old Russians are still just punching their way through

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Speaker 2: bottle after.

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Speaker 1: Bottle of vodka.

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Speaker 2: And they were heckling me as I left, calling me soft,

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Speaker 2: brutal words in Russian I wasn't familiar with. But I

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Speaker 2: don't think we were complimentary. And I don't know what

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Speaker 2: time they wrapped up, but they were on well after

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Speaker 2: we left.

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Speaker 1: It was crazy. My three word weekend is Macca's hot date.

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Speaker 1: I happened to be in a McDonald's over the weekends.

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Speaker 1: This It's about eleven am Saturday morning, and there was

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Speaker 1: clearly a couple middle aged, not on a first day.

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Speaker 1: I would guess it was a third date, but it's

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Speaker 1: a third date. They're having a date there at McDonald

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Speaker 1: know about eleven am. You know, when you see something

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Speaker 1: and you start stalking people. I took my ear pods

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Speaker 1: out and I was like, whatever's going on here? This

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Speaker 1: is now my entertainment and I'm looking up to the gods,

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Speaker 1: going thank you for placing me here. All of my

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Speaker 1: life has led me to be here in this Macas

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Speaker 1: watching these two superstars. They opted for table service. I

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Speaker 1: didn't even know that was an option.

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Speaker 2: We even get that. What does table service mean?

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Speaker 1: Well, you know when you go to the machine now

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Speaker 1: Macas and you do the order and then you go

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Speaker 1: and wait for your lucky number to come up. I

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Speaker 1: didn't know. It's either go pick up at the counter

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Speaker 1: or table service. Fancy nothing fancier, fine dining in McDonald's.

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Speaker 2: And so they would bring out their meals like what

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Speaker 2: on the maccas tray or something like that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, So they were sat there and there was a

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Speaker 1: little bit of Samy York could check chat. You know,

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Speaker 1: when you still get to know someone's clearly not a

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Speaker 1: thirst date. So I would guess this is a third date, right,

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Speaker 1: But it was just a little bit odd that it was,

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Speaker 1: you know, eleven o'clock, not even really a brunch date

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Speaker 1: at macas. They were both dressed up for it. He

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Speaker 1: was worrying after shape, she had perfume. Anyway, I decided

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Speaker 1: to go and sit next to them. Of course, not

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Speaker 1: crapy at all, and there was no one. There were

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Speaker 1: other free tables, but I needed to just be need.

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Speaker 2: You got to understand what to go on front.

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Speaker 1: Row seats to life my friends, and how was the

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Speaker 1: conversation between those just they were just out there, they

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Speaker 1: were just living. Yeah, there was a lot going on

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Speaker 1: between these two love birds. Yeah, I want to talk

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Speaker 1: about you know, people talk about sort of weird first dates.

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Speaker 1: Let's talk about unusual third dates maccas, Is that right?

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Speaker 1: You know? Third dates? No one ever talks up the

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Speaker 1: second or third dates. I think they can be weirder

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Speaker 1: sometimes when someone might take a wild shot and go, hey,

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Speaker 1: let's try and do this, you know. So Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: want to hear today about unusual second or third dates.

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Speaker 1: And congratulations to listener Carly. Her three word weekend.

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Speaker 2: Brought a house.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's great news. Christian three word weekend bad wine hangover.

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Speaker 1: I went to some wineries with the Goals on the weekend.

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Speaker 1: Woke up with a headache for the Ages on Sunday morning.

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Speaker 1: Worth of though that's from Emma. Christian. I brought a

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Speaker 1: guy with me on a first date to get a tattoo.

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Speaker 1: He just watched. Then he took me to tag along

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Speaker 1: for his job for the day fixing traffic lights.

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