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Speaker 1: This is the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Boards.

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Speaker 3: He said something last week. I know we addressed it slightly.

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Speaker 3: I don't think we gave it enough attention. Given how

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Speaker 3: rank it was.

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Speaker 4: We wouldn't tell you that.

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Speaker 5: He's been like licking up, like if she like vomits

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Speaker 5: after I've just breastfed, he like licks like the vomit.

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Speaker 4: You're joking. And the other day but then the other

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Speaker 4: day he.

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Speaker 5: Did it and it was just vomit.

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Speaker 2: Oh and then he started driving, please they'll use that

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Speaker 2: and we have.

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Speaker 3: So there's a couple of layers to this. Let's start

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Speaker 3: with the first one. Because when I got home that night,

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Speaker 3: Sem and I went to sit down and have dinner,

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Speaker 3: and she was like, look, nothing goes on until we

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Speaker 3: address something.

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Speaker 4: It's bad dinner, chat mate, this is conversation.

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Speaker 2: I didn't do that. Well, that's the point.

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Speaker 3: We didn't get to dinner. We even started. She was like,

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Speaker 3: we can't eat. We need to We need to need

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Speaker 3: to ask you a couple of questions. And she sat

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Speaker 3: me down and wood he licks up his baby's regurgitated vomit.

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Speaker 4: Well, hang on you when you when you say it

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Speaker 4: like that, you're making it sound like it's a routine

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Speaker 4: thing or a consistent response to spew. Not the case.

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Speaker 4: I am just saying that there have been a couple

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Speaker 4: of occasions, a handful, if you will, At times where

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Speaker 4: my hands are busy holding my beautiful girl, she spews.

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Speaker 4: I don't want to have to change her onesie that

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Speaker 4: I've just put on her. So I just feel like

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Speaker 4: in that situation, you've got one option, and that's to

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Speaker 4: get in there with your tongue and look it up.

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Speaker 4: Will case clothes, I rest my case. I think I

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Speaker 4: think it's your it's because it's sort of your kid.

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Speaker 2: Don't say it's your kid.

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Speaker 4: Because it's like, this is the same thing when I

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Speaker 4: sucked a bit of snot out of little Remy's nose

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Speaker 4: the other day because she had a big booger up there,

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Speaker 4: and I was saying to to Mim, who also found

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Speaker 4: that disgusting, I said, it's not it's not like it's

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Speaker 4: mice not, it's it's really.

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Speaker 2: I think we get there. I think we've all sucked

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Speaker 2: a booger out.

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Speaker 4: Now time let's put don't don't.

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Speaker 3: Bring boogers into this game, because I think, I think

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Speaker 3: and we all know when there's a booger was when

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Speaker 3: there's a bat in the cave and.

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Speaker 2: They're struggling to breathe. That's a priority. We all need sleep.

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Speaker 2: I've sucked, we all had.

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Speaker 4: Okay, sure, but I don't think it's such a big.

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Speaker 3: Did you swallow the by the way, did you swallow

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Speaker 3: the booger after you sucked it?

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Speaker 4: I did, absolutely swallowed.

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Speaker 2: I was a spits gar, You're more a swallow.

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Speaker 3: Always knew that case, by the way, Now can we

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Speaker 3: can't think everyone knew that.

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Speaker 2: Now, let's get back to the vomit if we can.

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Speaker 4: Because I swallowed the vomit as well, because again what

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Speaker 4: I had to, but think, okay.

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Speaker 2: There's no can I just can I just spell? Like?

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Speaker 3: Can you stop using the word like need and hat to?

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Speaker 3: Because I'm here to tell you on behalf of everyone

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Speaker 3: that you don't like I don't. I don't, I don't. Okay,

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Speaker 3: I don't have to lick my daughter's vomit. I don't

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Speaker 3: have to swallow it, but.

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Speaker 4: Say, it's been a long day, she's already had six

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Speaker 4: outfit changes because we don't like her rolling around with

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Speaker 4: spew all over herself or pooh. So in that situation,

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Speaker 4: I would rather and I think every single parent who's

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Speaker 4: listening to this right now will agree with me. I

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Speaker 4: think I would much rather lick up a little bit

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Speaker 4: of milky vomb rather than need to change her outfit again.

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Speaker 3: Okay, question for the calls thirty one O six five.

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Speaker 3: Would you rather lick your baby's vomit or just let

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Speaker 3: them have a bit of spew on their clothes?

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Speaker 2: That's that's the proposition, because.

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Speaker 3: I'm telling you right now. I'm telling you right now,

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Speaker 3: like Max cops the spew but thens in. I mean,

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Speaker 3: you know, we tease her for them, obviously if it's

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Speaker 3: pooh sometimes, you know, sure she got she got a

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Speaker 3: bit of a poo on her pants.

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Speaker 2: Who cares?

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Speaker 3: She's a baby, she doesn't know, doesn't matter fair where.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we're new parents, so I feel like we're at

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Speaker 4: the moment. I'm sure this will change. We're really stressing

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Speaker 4: about when she's got a bit of poor, a bit

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Speaker 4: right away.

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Speaker 2: I think everyone hopes it changes. We're going to take.

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Speaker 4: I've got one more argument, but I'll say that on

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Speaker 4: the other side, I've got one more argument that the

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Speaker 4: other side.

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Speaker 3: Would you do in the show down the line at

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Speaker 3: the moment, which means that we get to see a

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Speaker 3: little bit of your partner, Mim as you, guys spend

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Speaker 3: a couple of weeks at home with you, your brand, your daughter, Remy,

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Speaker 3: and Mim thankfully takes every chance on the microphone to

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Speaker 3: absolutely torture and divulge all your secrets.

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Speaker 4: We will tell you that.

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Speaker 5: He's been like looking up like if she like vomits

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Speaker 5: after I've just breastfed, He like licks like the vomit.

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Speaker 2: You're joking, and the other day, but then the.

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Speaker 5: Other day he did it and it was just vomit,

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Speaker 5: and then he started to please.

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Speaker 3: They will use that we have and it's good gear.

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Speaker 3: I think it's a great discussion. You've put forward the

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Speaker 3: case that you would rather you could just stop me

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Speaker 3: in any stage here. You would rather lick your baby's

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Speaker 3: vomit than have Remy have a bit of vomit on

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Speaker 3: her onesie, that's that's your current stance.

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Speaker 4: I would much prefer to lick up her vomit and

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Speaker 4: go through the effort of changing lick and swallow her vomit. Well,

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Speaker 4: I have to swallow because I'm gonna sit.

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Speaker 2: You can run to the sink. Do what you need

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Speaker 2: to do. Get a cloth.

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Speaker 3: Actually, you know what, while you're at the sink, stop,

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Speaker 3: get the cloth and just wipe it off her onesie.

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Speaker 4: If I if I have a cloth on me, I

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Speaker 4: don't opt to lick over cloth. If I have a

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Speaker 4: cloth on me, I will always go for cloth.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, but the jury, the jury is not going

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Speaker 2: to be led. That is, you cannot accept that.

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Speaker 4: The other argument is that I have started garnering a

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Speaker 4: pinshon for breast milk. Oh my god, and I do.

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Speaker 4: I love the taste of that sweet almond breast milk

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Speaker 4: like it tastes like sweet almonds.

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Speaker 2: Vomited like I like.

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Speaker 3: I like steak, but I don't go if someone's vomited

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Speaker 2: I'm not like, ge whiz, get me in there.

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Speaker 4: No true. But sometimes, and maybe this is just a

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Speaker 4: remy thing, but sometimes she just takes breast milk and

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Speaker 4: then it's pretty much just breastmant that comes straight out

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Speaker 4: of it. She just like regurgitates straight away, so tastes

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Speaker 4: just like breast milk. So it's a bit of a

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Speaker 4: lucky dip. Like sometimes I get and that was quite tasty.

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Speaker 4: And other times it's like, yeah, that was I just

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Speaker 4: looked up straight up spew.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 4: The point remains, well, what people will go through that,

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Speaker 4: any any mother listening will go through that. To avoid

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Speaker 4: interchange of one thing, we've got Kate here, Kate, can

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Speaker 4: you can you can you speak some reason here? On

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Speaker 4: thirteen one oh six five. You'd rather lick up a

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Speaker 4: bit of spew, wouldn't you?

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Speaker 6: four and a half, and they breasted until they were

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Speaker 6: the three or four, depending on the child. And not

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Speaker 6: on a single occasion in those seven continuous years of

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Speaker 6: being pregnant and or breastfeeding did I ever consider right

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Speaker 6: that was.

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Speaker 2: Clinical, emphatic.

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Speaker 7: And not once in those seven and a half years

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Speaker 7: across three children, did I ever consider looking up any

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Speaker 7: of their spew Emma on thirty one six five, would

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Speaker 7: you rather lick up your lick up and swallow your

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Speaker 7: child's spew?

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Speaker 2: Let them have a bit of vomb on their onesie.

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Speaker 6: Emma, absolutely disgusting.

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Speaker 4: A yeah, okay, yep, I had.

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Speaker 8: A child and I couldn't think of anything more vomitabile

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel the Yeah, thanks Sam, perfect very good

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Speaker 3: and we'll wrap it.

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Speaker 2: Up with Pam then okay, yeah, Pam, final nail on

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Speaker 2: the coffin if you could for me.

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Speaker 3: Pam, would you rather lick up your child's vomit or

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Speaker 3: let it just have a bit of spell on their onesie?

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Speaker 8: Definitely leave the dirty onesie and.

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Speaker 9: News a wet white thank you.

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Speaker 8: Socially, I am sick. I'm committatious from this conversation.

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Speaker 4: Oh wow, okay, that's that's that's colorful language.

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Speaker 2: So you never considered it, Pam.

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Speaker 3: You've never looked at a bit of your kid's vombit

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Speaker 3: and been like, Jesus, what am mind licking that up?

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Speaker 8: I think it's like, I think you just want the

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Speaker 8: breast milk, so just have the breast milk, don't lick

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's true. But yeah, Meme's quite protective of

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Speaker 4: their breast milk, so I only get the regurgit.

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Speaker 2: Oh like a street rat, you're like live.

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Speaker 3: You sometimes hang out the front of a dumpster waiting

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Speaker 2: Sometimes.

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Speaker 4: I don't know if Zim does this, but sometimes she

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Speaker 4: leaks on the other breast when she's breasted. Yeah, that's

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Speaker 4: sometimes sneak in there. Just behind, but he's hiding with you.

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Speaker 4: It's to save the ones, because otherwise.

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Speaker 3: On a shark, you know those fish that hang out

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Speaker 3: near the mouth of the shark to get the scraps.

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Speaker 2: That's you. That's you. You're parasites.

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Speaker 4: Relationship, it's not relationship.

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Speaker 2: She needs me.

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Speaker 4: She needs me and I need her because otherwise it

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Speaker 4: leaks onto her. It's brilliant. We should get around it.

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Speaker 1: The Willow Woody Podcast.

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Speaker 4: What will a simple shower? Simple normal shower has killed

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Speaker 4: the world's dirtiest man. I've been serious, genuine storage the

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Speaker 4: world's dirtiest man Amu Harjie who who hadn't showered for

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Speaker 4: sixty seven years. That's the level of filth that we're

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Speaker 4: talking here from.

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Speaker 2: A man they know like these. I think he was honestly, well,

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Speaker 2: I'm sure he was.

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Speaker 3: But is the just going to get him a bit

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Speaker 3: of attention? I haven't chowered for sixty seven years, dad.

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Speaker 4: You know have a whiff? I mean no, seriously, why

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Speaker 4: would you lie about that? I don't think you need

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Speaker 4: to lie about that. He hasn't chowered for sixty seven years.

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Speaker 4: He he likes to eat uncooked porcupine roadkill. That's a snack,

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Speaker 4: and he also drinks dirty water from puddles out of

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Speaker 4: a rusty oil can you know what though, you know

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Speaker 4: what I find amazing about this whole story. He lived

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Speaker 4: to ninety four, so he may have been onto something there.

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Speaker 2: He's ninety on.

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Speaker 4: Then the shower showers, So this is what gets interesting.

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Speaker 2: Now.

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Speaker 4: His neighbors, Yeah, they're conversing with him, having a chat,

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Speaker 4: A moo died trying to impress a girl. Now we

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Speaker 6: Will there we go?

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Speaker 2: Thank god that he had that he had one, though,

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Speaker 4: Oh, I disagree. I was working for him.

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Speaker 4: It's my theory on it. Let's go to Sally here

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Speaker 4: on thirty one sixty five, Sally, you almost died trying

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Speaker 9: I actually did so. I was wanting to impress the

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Speaker 2: Oh, oh my god.

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Speaker 4: Soals and was he impressed?

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Speaker 11: Though?

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Speaker 4: Did you end up hooking up?

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Speaker 12: Oh?

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Speaker 9: You know, it lasted a whole nine months or saying for.

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Speaker 4: That's where they broke a neck break.

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Speaker 4: Let's got to fill here, Phil, You almost died trying

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Speaker 10: Oh yeah, try to impress one of these girls on

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Speaker 4: What was the result?

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Speaker 6: Mate?

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Speaker 4: Did you did you? Did you hit it? Did it

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Speaker 10: Didn't come for me? But I'm glad it didn't come

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Speaker 2: Oh whiz, this is a cool Phil.

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Speaker 4: Bull sharks are bad too.

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Speaker 4: Oh good fun fact.

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Speaker 3: Full of them woods Elaine on thirtday six five Elaine,

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Speaker 3: A boy nearly died impressing you.

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Speaker 13: Yes, I was on the receiving end of this one.

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Speaker 2: The Tower of Terror is what they call it up.

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Speaker 9: That's the one.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, and for some reason this one year mechanically broke

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and so you're sorry. You're the guy that you've

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Speaker 2: It breaks down. How high up are you? How high

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Speaker 13: We'll probably like it wasn't too high up, like closer

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Speaker 10: It's a way up.

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Speaker 2: And then how long were you stuck there?

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Speaker 13: Probably about formulas five minutes a long time.

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Speaker 2: Oh it is on one of those rides. That's what's

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Speaker 4: I still think abusing your date's a bit much. So

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 13: Just everything went downhill. To be honest, for that, like

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Speaker 14: It was just.

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Speaker 2: After it's been stuck on the Terror for five minutes.

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Speaker 1: Cutting up next more Will and Woody The Will and

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Speaker 1: Woody Podcast.

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Speaker 4: There has been a rather extraordinary revelation about former US

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Speaker 4: President Donald Trump recently. I don't know who broke it,

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Speaker 4: this news, but Jimmy Kimmel coveed it. Enjoy this.

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Speaker 11: Trump's lawyer complained that when they came tomorrow lago to

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Speaker 11: get the stuff he stole from the White House, investigators

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Speaker 11: took some of his golf shirts and multiple pictures of

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Speaker 11: Celene Dion.

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Speaker 4: What so so Trump is this closet die hard fan

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Speaker 4: of Celene Dion? You fire, He's just he's just got

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Speaker 4: He's walls are just adorned.

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Speaker 2: With how many? How many were they?

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Speaker 4: Like heaps?

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Speaker 3: Are you talking like, you know, when you're thirteen and

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Speaker 3: you've got an obsession with someone that he saw on

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Speaker 2: Is it like that?

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Speaker 4: That's what I'm He just has huge posters of Celene

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Speaker 4: now just picture like Trump showering or something, or maybe

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Speaker 4: not him showering sort of shower. That'll be ah nice

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Speaker 4: if you get it, you get it, but we won't

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Speaker 4: buy it. But imagine him just doing like chores and

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Speaker 4: stuff to Celene Dion as well. It's obviously this is

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Speaker 4: a rally, but he don't he's pumping Dion. I love it.

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Speaker 4: I love this and right now I would love to

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Speaker 4: hear if people feel comfortable thirteen one oh six five

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Speaker 4: is that number? Are you a really unlikely Selene Dion fan?

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Speaker 2: Pretty much? There's not a single woman that can call

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Speaker 2: this show.

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Speaker 4: No, I don't want to hear.

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Speaker 3: It feels like if we're going to go very unlikely

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Speaker 4: It's blokey blokes, right, David, Let's start off with what

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Speaker 4: you do, mate, mate.

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Speaker 13: I'm a chippy.

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Speaker 4: You're a chippy okay, and you're a die hard Selene

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Speaker 4: Dion fan.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, been for a while.

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Speaker 13: My my mom used to listen to when she would

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Speaker 8: I think that's where my love of Fleen came from.

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Speaker 2: Of course, is it a secret thing, Dave?

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Speaker 3: We just heard from Alex it's a it's a bit

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Speaker 3: of a closet obsession.

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Speaker 2: Is that the same for you?

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Speaker 10: Yeah?

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Speaker 14: I definitely don't go telling the boys about it.

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Speaker 15: But yeah, I do love a little thing.

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Speaker 10: Along at home.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so you're not chucking on the site on site radio,

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Speaker 2: Bit of the best of Selene on.

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Speaker 6: The backlash.

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Speaker 2: Too great, We'll save space.

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Speaker 3: Now we're going to crack into your favorite song of

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Speaker 3: hers alive and then when you hear the audio dip,

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Speaker 3: we'll let you take over.

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Speaker 2: Go for it. Text line, well, the name laugh.

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Speaker 13: When you please, when you're blast, just drift to war.

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Speaker 13: I just drift nowt on my word.

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Speaker 2: Night jump time.

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Speaker 6: Hold on.

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Speaker 2: Very good.

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Speaker 12: I didn't notice at all those from the dips of

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Speaker 12: a collection. All right, say vote on Steve.

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Speaker 4: I what are you doing mate?

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Speaker 6: I'm a truck roller.

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Speaker 2: You're a truck driver.

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Speaker 4: The good thing about being a truck driver, imagined Steve,

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Speaker 6: Would I jump on the.

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Speaker 4: U you jump on the radios? Is that what a

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Speaker 4: UI chase is? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, Sorr, I'm not there with Steve.

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Speaker 6: Try to describe myself pull doc in Hanson obviously.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, let's get into it. Your favorite sounds, the power

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Speaker 2: of love. Here we go here all right. When you

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Speaker 2: hear the audio drop a toios, wait.

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Speaker 13: And I am your man.

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Speaker 3: When Steve you sure good, very very good man, he's.

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Speaker 2: Still going there, Jesus trying to pull his fade it out.

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Speaker 2: He's still pleading through.

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Speaker 3: That's as extreme screened old pass for you.

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Speaker 2: There's step g or Is. That was incredible. He saw

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Speaker 2: it coming.

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Speaker 3: When Woods, you and I very part about the next guest.

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Speaker 3: Not very often you get Austray's sweetheart on the show.

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Speaker 4: We con genuinely go and mate as well.

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Speaker 2: Yes, Sammy j joins us.

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Speaker 3: Hi God, and congratulations mate. Finally got married.

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Speaker 16: I did, yes, thank you so much.

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Speaker 2: It was special. I mean it looked special.

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Speaker 3: And I can say that because you got packed in Italy.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, you know you have made it when

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Speaker 3: you get there.

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Speaker 16: Yeah, Italy, I honestly that day.

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Speaker 17: So we we did the ceremony and it was literally

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Speaker 17: so small, and as you're walking back, we're like, oh,

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Speaker 17: let's go get a naparole.

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Speaker 16: You know, what else do you do in Italy?

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Speaker 17: And we we just see this person at the corner

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Speaker 17: of our eye and guy was like is.

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Speaker 4: That a pap?

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Speaker 17: And at first we were like no way, you know,

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Speaker 17: and he was like no, because she kept sneaking behind

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Speaker 17: and then pulling a camera out sneaking behind. Yeah, and

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Speaker 17: then she did. She kept following us, and we were like,

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Speaker 17: you're joking. It just was so like but we were like,

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Speaker 17: let's not. Yeah, it actually was a little like at

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Speaker 17: that moment.

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Speaker 16: But then we turn it around, like how many people

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Speaker 16: people to no, no, no, we ere loped.

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Speaker 17: We're like, yeah, yeah, we eloped, but we are going

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Speaker 17: to do a wedding. No, I have no idea. But

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Speaker 17: even like, we were walking our dog, so obviously I'd

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Speaker 17: come home, so we heard the story was about to

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Speaker 17: go out. So I was like, I'm going to post

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Speaker 17: on my page so that you.

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Speaker 16: Know I can do it, because you know, I was.

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Speaker 16: I didn't. I was actually not going to for a while. Anyway,

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Speaker 16: whatever did it.

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Speaker 17: And then as we're as I'm doing that and I

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Speaker 17: walking my dog, I look up and I see this

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Speaker 17: guy just like yeah, behind, but he's really tall, and

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Speaker 17: I was like, am I being.

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Speaker 2: Getting pepped while reading about being papped? You got that's extraordinary?

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Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, Like I'm looking at these pep shots

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Speaker 4: right now, Sammy, you low key a little bit pumped though,

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Speaker 4: but you look super fashionable. You look amazing.

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Speaker 17: No, that's because, like I was in Europe, so I.

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Speaker 4: Really gave an effort every day.

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Speaker 17: Here I'm like a mess, but there I was, like

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Speaker 17: I'm here, I gotta put some effod you look great.

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Speaker 2: You look great.

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Speaker 3: Thanks undeniably, jewels look great. Guy looks great. You look

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Speaker 3: very fashionable. Pat didn't take the year of advice on board.

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Speaker 3: He looks like he's worked out of on a Tuesday night.

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Speaker 17: He doesn't really like Chuck on a T shirt.

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Speaker 3: Like, well, he looked sid at the wedding semi and

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Speaker 3: that's really.

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Speaker 16: Like, he looks beautiful, very handsome.

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Speaker 3: You both look beautiful and like away from the and

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Speaker 3: everything else, just the two of you eloping to Venice.

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Speaker 2: I mean, what could be more special?

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Speaker 4: And it's about you two. I love YouTube. It's awesome

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Speaker 4: that you just went through with it and did it.

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Speaker 16: It was really nice. Yeah, it was really really.

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Speaker 3: Nice, Sammy from Strength to Strength mate just got married

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Speaker 3: in Italy.

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Speaker 2: Me it's so good to have you on the show.

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Speaker 16: Thanks, so good to see my friends, great to.

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Speaker 2: See your mate. Have a lovely afternoon. Bye bye.

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Speaker 4: This is the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 3: Right now, it's time for the vague sale.

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Speaker 4: Okay, we will buy Will one of these items for

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Speaker 4: fifty bucks.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right.

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Speaker 4: Okay, that's right, that's right.

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Speaker 3: Chance to sell us, Elemon, Woods, Absolutely, it's a real

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Speaker 3: chance to sell us Elemon.

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Speaker 2: You come on here.

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Speaker 3: Can tell any word you like, Guys, any word you

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Speaker 3: like just has to describe the item, and it just has.

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Speaker 2: To be one word. You can obviously be very tricky

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Speaker 2: with this. That's the whole point.

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Speaker 4: That's what you are trying to do. Will and I

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Speaker 4: are trying to figure out what it is based on

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Speaker 4: your vagueness. We do get one quest about each item

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Speaker 4: as well. The only rule is yes don't. You can't lie,

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Speaker 4: You can't flat out light to our faces. You can

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Speaker 4: be cryptic, yes the cryptic is you like, but you

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Speaker 4: cannot a cryptex? Cry what is a cryptext?

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Speaker 3: It's actually like a form of a let's go.

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Speaker 2: Letters that Leonardo DaVinci used to hide secrets in. Anyway,

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Speaker 2: Let's go to Jackie. He's got to Jackie.

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Speaker 4: I know it my fault, Jackie. One word to describe

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Speaker 4: the item. You're trying to sell.

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Speaker 2: Us profitable profitable.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean it sounds good.

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Speaker 2: Its red obviously, but immediately but.

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Speaker 4: As I said before, you can't lie. If something is profitable,

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Speaker 4: that means we can make money off.

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Speaker 2: How could the word profitable be a stitch up?

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Speaker 4: Then profit? What is a prophet? And none? No? Not sorry?

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Speaker 4: What's a what's a prophet?

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Speaker 2: Do you do? You mean? Do you mean like as

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Speaker 2: someone who speaks the word of God. I don't think that.

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Speaker 3: You can extend that profitable, like the adjective profitable, so

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Speaker 3: like you have to be able to make money off it?

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Speaker 4: Okay, okay, we're walking.

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Speaker 2: I like, I like you. What's a profit? And none?

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Speaker 4: Okay? So so it's profitable, which which? But a profit

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Speaker 4: can be five cents, you know? So you might just

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Speaker 4: be saying that you, oh, yes, yes.

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Speaker 3: If you sell a can for five you can sell

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Speaker 3: a can back to the to the tip for five cents.

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Speaker 4: Should we ask her if this is if it's rubbish

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Speaker 4: to people throw this in being no? Should we say

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Speaker 4: is it a can?

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Speaker 3: It's very descriptive, but I like that you're backing me, Jackie.

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Speaker 3: Is it a can?

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Speaker 6: Absolutely not?

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Speaker 10: We're nowhere.

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Speaker 4: Could be a bottle nowhere.

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Speaker 2: Could be a bottle.

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Speaker 4: It could be a bottle, could be so we've got

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Speaker 4: nothing from that question. Let's go to Steve.

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Speaker 2: You went very specific. I told you not to, but

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Speaker 2: you backed me. I appreciate that, but you are nowhere

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Speaker 2: with nuns. Let's be honest.

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Speaker 4: That's fair, Steve.

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Speaker 2: What have you got? One word?

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Speaker 6: One word?

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Speaker 3: Communication?

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Speaker 4: Okay? Interesting? So first thing that popped in my head

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Speaker 4: was walky talking.

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Speaker 2: That's the first, right, Okay. I think everybody else thought phone.

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Speaker 2: First in the game in my head was carry a pigeon.

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Speaker 4: Okay, okay. So if walking talking isn't coming to my

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Speaker 4: hang on communication, it could be two paper cups on

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Speaker 4: a string make communication.

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Speaker 2: It could be anything. He might be handling us a

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Speaker 2: print out of an email. Gee whiz.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it could be a factor.

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Speaker 2: He's a vague sale, for Christ's sake, that's the point.

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Speaker 4: Okay.

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Speaker 2: What to things?

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Speaker 3: Once one's profitable? One's communication? What do you want to

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Speaker 3: ask him? Maybe we should ask him?

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Speaker 2: Is it hardware? Because hard well? Steve, Steve absolute dog.

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Speaker 3: We'll talk to you when spoken to won't make any sense,

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Speaker 3: But you know what I mean?

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Speaker 4: What if what if we say, like, was it invented

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Speaker 4: after the nineties.

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Speaker 3: What what are you eliminating? I appreciate that you're trying

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Speaker 3: to be broader, but what are you trying to eliminate?

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Speaker 4: What was it you're.

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Speaker 2: Trying to knock out? Walking talkie? Because I was zilly?

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Speaker 2: What are you trying to knock out out?

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Speaker 4: Like smartphone? So I could go what.

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Speaker 2: If it's before the nineties? What else? What do you think?

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Speaker 2: It's a fax machine stuck in this machine?

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Speaker 4: So it's crap crap.

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Speaker 2: A fax machine might be vintage. That could be cool.

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Speaker 4: I don't want to I don't want a vintage fax machine.

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Speaker 2: Well what do you want?

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Speaker 4: I'd love a Samsung.

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Speaker 2: Well that's just not going to happen.

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Speaker 4: Well, okay, what a question you want to ask? I've

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Speaker 4: got a question.

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Speaker 2: Is it hardware?

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Speaker 4: What does that mean?

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Speaker 2: Because then we're opening it up to smartphones, fax machines.

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Speaker 4: Either way, it could be everything that we think it

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Speaker 4: could be.

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Speaker 3: But it might not be a print out I'm eliminating.

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Speaker 4: So it doesn't need electricity? Okay, does it need electricity?

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Speaker 2: Steve, No, he's.

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Speaker 3: Got a lemon. He's got a lemon. You've got a lemon,

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Speaker 3: ste He's got a print out?

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Speaker 2: Of an email.

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Speaker 4: So Jackie, though, all she said it to us is

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Speaker 4: it's not a can.

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Speaker 2: And it's profitable, which sounds good to me.

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Speaker 4: It's better than better than communication, better than a print

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Speaker 4: out of an email, and it doesn't need electries. Jackie,

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Speaker 4: we're going to take your item.

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Speaker 2: What have we bought?

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Speaker 6: You guys are so lucky.

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Speaker 14: You have just brought a piece of advice.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you well, go on give us the thing.

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Speaker 4: Hang on, before we get the piece of profitable Jackie.

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Speaker 2: It's got to be profitable.

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Speaker 4: Before we get the piece of advice. Steve, what were

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Speaker 4: you trying to sell.

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Speaker 2: Us a posted note producers?

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Speaker 4: Okay, so Jackie, we bought the piece of advice. I'm

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Speaker 4: happy with what we bought. Now, Jackie, what is this

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Speaker 4: piece of advice that is so profitable?

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Speaker 6: Stay in schoolboys?

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Speaker 2: Oh huge, I've said it.

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Speaker 4: You've got fifty bucks.

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Speaker 2: Well done, I mean that was profitable for her. Damn it.

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Speaker 4: She actually can see it now, she can see it now.

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00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:47,760
Speaker 2: It's Will and Woody Woods. The UK have got a

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Speaker 2: brand new prime minister.

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Speaker 3: The new leader of the Conservative Party is Rishie Sunak.

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Speaker 13: He'll be installed as Britain's youngest prime minister.

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Speaker 4: In over two centuries.

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Speaker 3: Big big, big firsts for the UK youngest ever UK

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Speaker 3: PM in more than two hundred years. As we just

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Speaker 3: heard there, he's forty two, first Hindu to hold the position,

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Speaker 3: first PM of color. He is a billionaire, which means

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Speaker 3: he's the first PM to be richer than the King.

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Speaker 2: Nice, so he's absolutely fawning it.

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Speaker 3: But the one that I thought was really interesting is

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Speaker 3: that he was he was school captain when.

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Speaker 2: They went to school as well.

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Speaker 3: Makes sense, makes sense you were school captain as well.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, anyway, and if you start as school captain early

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Speaker 4: in life, generally speaking, you just go on to achieve accolades.

673
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Speaker 3: A little bit of a Google online shows that's exactly

674
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Speaker 3: the case. Kate Winslet was a school captain, of course

675
00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:48,719
Speaker 3: he was. Lee Sales was a school captain. Hugh Jackman

676
00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:51,440
Speaker 3: was a school captain. Turnbull was a school captain.

677
00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:53,959
Speaker 2: Julie Bishop was a school captain.

678
00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:57,080
Speaker 4: Yeah. Absolutely, We're a very special group of people. Well

679
00:30:57,080 --> 00:30:57,800
Speaker 4: were the pure.

680
00:30:57,640 --> 00:31:01,360
Speaker 3: National Farmers Federation Vice president Forerness was also a school captain.

681
00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:05,400
Speaker 4: Fee she's great so for me or purists though, because

682
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:09,120
Speaker 4: I was obviously dubbinary school school captain, I was also

683
00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:12,720
Speaker 4: my high school school captain. I also like to think

684
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:15,040
Speaker 4: that I was captain of kindergarten. That was an unofficial role.

685
00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:17,280
Speaker 4: I gave myself that role. But I've pretty much led

686
00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:19,920
Speaker 4: any sort of institution that I've been a part of.

687
00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:22,400
Speaker 2: Will yeah, apart from after.

688
00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:28,680
Speaker 4: School well under nineteen football team yep, captain yep. And

689
00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:30,239
Speaker 4: I see myself as a bit of a leader at

690
00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:32,480
Speaker 4: book club. We're both a part of a book club

691
00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:34,800
Speaker 4: and it's not an official title. Again, but I think

692
00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:37,400
Speaker 4: the other boys looked to me as somewhat of a leader.

693
00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:39,600
Speaker 3: I think that the truth remains if I go through

694
00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:42,800
Speaker 3: these people, you don't.

695
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,400
Speaker 2: Uphold the standard of school captain after school?

696
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:47,320
Speaker 4: What was the last one you said there? I've got

697
00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:49,760
Speaker 4: her cover. She's the captain.

698
00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:52,040
Speaker 2: Of Simpson's the Nation's not the vice captain. She's the

699
00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:53,920
Speaker 2: National Farmer's Federation vice president.

700
00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:54,840
Speaker 4: I've got her coverage.

701
00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:57,880
Speaker 3: So look, I do think that there's a bit of

702
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Speaker 3: a drop off in terms of your standards aft to

703
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:03,840
Speaker 3: school computer Well mane, look, if we're the school captain's

704
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:07,200
Speaker 3: going to do great things. Richie is the PM of

705
00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:07,760
Speaker 3: the UK.

706
00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:09,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, were they good school captain?

707
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,920
Speaker 2: Margaret Thatcher was also a school captain, not the thatch.

708
00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:15,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, well they were they good school captains though, because

709
00:32:15,320 --> 00:32:16,920
Speaker 4: jury is probably at us whether I was a good

710
00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:17,880
Speaker 4: school captain.

711
00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:19,640
Speaker 3: Well, I think that's another thing that we can address

712
00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:22,280
Speaker 3: as well. You argue with the school's worst school captain.

713
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:24,920
Speaker 3: I wouldn't say worst, but it's the all school photo.

714
00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:25,720
Speaker 3: Because you were drunk.

715
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:30,360
Speaker 4: I wasn't drunk. I was hungover, potentially slightly over, so.

716
00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:31,440
Speaker 2: You couldn't drive in for it.

717
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:33,560
Speaker 3: I got car once crashed your car into the front

718
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:35,959
Speaker 3: school fence. I think also because you might have been drunk.

719
00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:39,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, definitely drunk there. Now, don't drink drive kids. No,

720
00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:41,960
Speaker 4: it wasn't drunk. I was just very tired that day.

721
00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:46,280
Speaker 4: I also got caught watching It wasn't actually I wasn't drunk.

722
00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:48,520
Speaker 4: I absolutely was not drunk. Drink driving is the worst

723
00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:50,520
Speaker 4: possible thing you can do. But and also don't drunk.

724
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:53,200
Speaker 4: Sorry drink sorry drive when you're tired.

725
00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:56,400
Speaker 2: You can drive your.

726
00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:59,600
Speaker 4: Car through a fence. I also got caught watching adult

727
00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:03,720
Speaker 4: content and I tried to do the old laptop shut trick,

728
00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:08,560
Speaker 4: but unfortunately the film kept going and I got caught

729
00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:11,480
Speaker 4: pulling someone out of a class once because I couldn't

730
00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:16,760
Speaker 4: pass a certain level in Donkey Kong and full named

731
00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:19,040
Speaker 4: Will Davis. I knew he was a Donkey Kong expert,

732
00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:21,160
Speaker 4: and I was so frustrated that I went to his

733
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:23,040
Speaker 4: maths class and I was like, oh, sorry, how do

734
00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:25,520
Speaker 4: you mind if I grabbed Will Davis real quick and

735
00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:26,959
Speaker 4: I pulled him out and I was like, mate, you've

736
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:29,400
Speaker 4: got to get me past this level. Anyway that got

737
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:33,360
Speaker 4: out the level I was so hard. It was something

738
00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:35,360
Speaker 4: to do with barrels, or maybe it's when Donkey Kong

739
00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:37,960
Speaker 4: goes to the ice age or something. I was no

740
00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:39,160
Speaker 4: good on the slippery stuff.

741
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:40,720
Speaker 2: But enough about Donkey Kung.

742
00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:45,040
Speaker 3: That you were the worst captain every Okay, So what

743
00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:46,400
Speaker 3: I'm going to do right up next, I'm going to

744
00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:49,480
Speaker 3: give you a chance to redeem yourself and your school

745
00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:53,000
Speaker 3: captaincy Okay, and your name is a school captain, because

746
00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:56,400
Speaker 3: I'm going to present you with the five biggest problems

747
00:33:57,040 --> 00:34:01,400
Speaker 3: currently presenting Rishi Sudak, ex school captain now Prime Minister

748
00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:01,960
Speaker 3: of the UK.

749
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:04,280
Speaker 4: So he's a very political problem and if.

750
00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:08,080
Speaker 3: You can solve them, you'll fully redeem yourself as a

751
00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:12,440
Speaker 3: school captain. All right, all right, the five biggest problems

752
00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:13,800
Speaker 3: facing Rishi Sunak.

753
00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:15,040
Speaker 4: You know I love politics.

754
00:34:15,239 --> 00:34:17,359
Speaker 2: I know it's not as politics made.

755
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:20,440
Speaker 3: It's international policy, agriculture.

756
00:34:20,880 --> 00:34:21,600
Speaker 4: I love a bit of a.

757
00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:25,839
Speaker 1: Do it Woody back for more in just a bit

758
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:28,480
Speaker 1: the Will and Woody podcast.

759
00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:32,080
Speaker 3: Woodrow, Yes, right now, we are going to find out

760
00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:34,280
Speaker 3: whether you could run the UK.

761
00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:37,640
Speaker 16: British Prime Minister Liz Trust has resigned.

762
00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:40,840
Speaker 4: After a series of policy mistakes led to financial turmoil

763
00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:42,360
Speaker 4: and a pony revolt.

764
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:45,680
Speaker 2: The UK is again about to get a new prime minister.

765
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:56,160
Speaker 2: Alrighty Woodrow? Yes, now the reason the UK? Yeah, could

766
00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:56,759
Speaker 2: you run the UK?

767
00:34:56,880 --> 00:34:58,759
Speaker 3: The reason we're doing this is because we found out

768
00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:01,000
Speaker 3: today the new PM, Rishi soon at used to be

769
00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:01,680
Speaker 3: a school captain.

770
00:35:01,719 --> 00:35:02,960
Speaker 2: You used to be a school captain.

771
00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:05,280
Speaker 3: Do you've also realized that you could be the world's

772
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:06,240
Speaker 3: worst school captain?

773
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:06,400
Speaker 6: So?

774
00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:09,080
Speaker 2: Can you redeem yourself? I've got the five.

775
00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:13,360
Speaker 3: Five problems I think biggest problems that Rishi's going to face.

776
00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:14,399
Speaker 2: When he starts going to the UK.

777
00:35:14,719 --> 00:35:15,200
Speaker 4: Perfect.

778
00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:17,840
Speaker 2: If you get them, you redeem yourself perfect.

779
00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:20,200
Speaker 4: Did you reckon? Rishi's ever been invited back to his school?

780
00:35:20,239 --> 00:35:21,680
Speaker 2: By the way, absolutely, I.

781
00:35:21,719 --> 00:35:24,839
Speaker 4: Have never never been invited back to my school. I'm

782
00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:26,239
Speaker 4: not going to say who the school is. They know

783
00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:27,279
Speaker 4: who they are if they're listening.

784
00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:28,879
Speaker 2: I think there might be a reason for that.

785
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:30,640
Speaker 4: Oh, a bit of a public figure though, like.

786
00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:32,160
Speaker 2: Sure, get me back there.

787
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:33,680
Speaker 4: The kids would love it.

788
00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:35,560
Speaker 2: I mean they'd be worried about their front fence.

789
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:36,360
Speaker 5: Ah.

790
00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:38,120
Speaker 4: I did drive my car through the front fence.

791
00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:40,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, while you were a captain. All right, here we

792
00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:41,200
Speaker 2: go the first question here.

793
00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:45,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, high energy prices, elevated inflation, rising interest rates, and

794
00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:48,520
Speaker 3: global economic weakness mean the UK economy is expected to

795
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:50,600
Speaker 3: be in recession until the middle of twenty twenty three.

796
00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:53,680
Speaker 2: What strategy do you do you implement to avoid this happening?

797
00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:57,880
Speaker 4: Okay, so a bit of a recessh So, I mean

798
00:35:57,880 --> 00:36:00,440
Speaker 4: you got to get people spending will and I'm going

799
00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:02,600
Speaker 4: to say cash injection. I'm just going to say, remember

800
00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:06,200
Speaker 4: when I think it was Ruddy gave us a whole

801
00:36:06,239 --> 00:36:07,319
Speaker 4: bunch of cash. Do you remember that?

802
00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:07,719
Speaker 6: No?

803
00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:08,239
Speaker 4: Do that?

804
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:08,680
Speaker 2: Okay?

805
00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:13,080
Speaker 4: Sorry, that worked for us. You just give him cash,

806
00:36:13,239 --> 00:36:14,120
Speaker 4: spend the cash.

807
00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:15,880
Speaker 2: For the two thousand and eight global financial crisis.

808
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:18,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't think Rinson repeat Okay, here we go.

809
00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:21,319
Speaker 3: Next one here, that's a no, as PM you have

810
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:22,719
Speaker 3: to meet King Charles.

811
00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:25,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's your first question to him?

812
00:36:25,719 --> 00:36:26,680
Speaker 4: How much are you worth?

813
00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:29,040
Speaker 2: Because you're worth more than him?

814
00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:33,680
Speaker 4: A power play? Yeah, just go how much you because

815
00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:35,000
Speaker 4: you don't realize how much are you worth?

816
00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:35,960
Speaker 2: You do you do know?

817
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:36,239
Speaker 6: Though?

818
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:38,120
Speaker 2: Like it's in the Daily Telegraph. I just read it

819
00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:38,319
Speaker 2: to you.

820
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:40,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I don't read the Daily Telegraph. I'm the

821
00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:40,560
Speaker 4: Prime Minister.

822
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:42,399
Speaker 2: You know that you're worth more than him.

823
00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:44,640
Speaker 4: Still a good power play, Still a good put him

824
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:47,640
Speaker 4: in his box. Absolutely, I'm on top of you, King, all.

825
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:49,640
Speaker 3: Right, final question here to see if you redeem yourself

826
00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:50,440
Speaker 3: a school captain.

827
00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:51,600
Speaker 4: How am I going so far?

828
00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:53,920
Speaker 2: You've got two out of four? I can't believe it,

829
00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:55,080
Speaker 2: but you've got two out of four.

830
00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:56,879
Speaker 4: So it comes down to this comes down to give

831
00:36:56,920 --> 00:36:57,680
Speaker 4: me a drone, George.

832
00:36:57,680 --> 00:36:59,920
Speaker 2: This final question. If you managed to get this, can

833
00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:01,640
Speaker 2: redeem yourself a school cap and you can be the

834
00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:02,440
Speaker 2: Prime Minister of the UK.

835
00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:04,759
Speaker 4: Yep, hit me.

836
00:37:04,840 --> 00:37:06,880
Speaker 2: The Spice Girls have been trying to do a reunion

837
00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:07,440
Speaker 2: for years.

838
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:09,400
Speaker 4: Posh is the problem.

839
00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:13,359
Speaker 3: Posh Spice, so known as Victoria Beckham, won't do it.

840
00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:15,280
Speaker 3: How do you get her on board?

841
00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:21,760
Speaker 4: It's a bloody good question well, because all the other fours.

842
00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:24,319
Speaker 3: The Rishes obviously mulling over at the moment, the other

843
00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:26,160
Speaker 3: four in the other four her in, you've got C,

844
00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:28,879
Speaker 3: you've got b you've got baby, and you've got ging.

845
00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:32,080
Speaker 4: Okay, there's my aggressive ploy and there's my friendly ploy.

846
00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:34,560
Speaker 4: My aggressive ploy is I get the secret service. I

847
00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:38,280
Speaker 4: kidnapped David Beckham. Chop his finger off, send it to her.

848
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:41,040
Speaker 4: You do the gig or I take his left foot.

849
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:42,600
Speaker 4: That's my aggressive ploy.

850
00:37:42,680 --> 00:37:45,399
Speaker 2: You wouldn't I.

851
00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:49,000
Speaker 4: Want got the secret service. I've got Bond, Send Bond anyway,

852
00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:50,080
Speaker 4: that's the aggressive one.

853
00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:53,160
Speaker 2: Bond Beckhams left.

854
00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:56,560
Speaker 4: If the aggressive ploy doesn't work, and I just effectively

855
00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:59,560
Speaker 4: chop off David Beckham's left foot, so he's footless, and.

856
00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:02,360
Speaker 15: I'm thinking cooked it there, it might come up in

857
00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:05,799
Speaker 15: the poles. Then I go back to her and go, okay,

858
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:08,280
Speaker 15: you don't love your husband, I'll make you my deputy

859
00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:20,160
Speaker 15: Prime minister posh Victoria beck Victoria Becker, sign me up.

860
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:23,080
Speaker 6: Get it work.

861
00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:27,479
Speaker 3: When it's the worst time your boobs leaked on thirty

862
00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:28,319
Speaker 3: one O six five.

863
00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:32,520
Speaker 4: So for the new mother's out there that are still breastfeeding,

864
00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:35,920
Speaker 4: obviously one of the side effects of flactating is that

865
00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:39,480
Speaker 4: there are times when your your breasts will just start leaking.

866
00:38:40,239 --> 00:38:42,000
Speaker 4: And Mim found this out the other day when she

867
00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:44,759
Speaker 4: was shopping. She's at quite an expensive store, which is

868
00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:46,360
Speaker 4: usually not at but she really needed to find a

869
00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:48,360
Speaker 4: dress for a wedding. And she's this whole new body

870
00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:50,360
Speaker 4: shape and it's it's all been a bit of a drama.

871
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:54,280
Speaker 4: But she's trying on this dress and Remy started crying,

872
00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:57,000
Speaker 4: a beautiful little girl, and when crying happens, that's when

873
00:38:57,040 --> 00:38:59,800
Speaker 4: the boobs really get gun. Was an absolute sprinkler.

874
00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:01,920
Speaker 2: In this Sirens call, and she just a sprinkler in there.

875
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:02,800
Speaker 4: She just dowsed.

876
00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:06,560
Speaker 2: She just doused this really expensive dress and then sprinkler.

877
00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:08,759
Speaker 4: And then rather than trying to save the dress, she

878
00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:09,600
Speaker 4: then took the dress.

879
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:11,480
Speaker 3: So I don't think that it's not a sprinkler by

880
00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:14,919
Speaker 3: the way, Oh no, it's no, No, it's not a sprinkler.

881
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:20,239
Speaker 4: Mim has power, mate, I've made I said it with

882
00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:22,359
Speaker 4: my own eyes. Sometimes it takes my eyes out.

883
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:25,799
Speaker 2: What because there's not there's not one years squeezing it out.

884
00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:27,239
Speaker 2: It's a sprinklers Or.

885
00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:31,719
Speaker 4: If Remy starts crying, what it just like she sprinkles.

886
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:34,640
Speaker 3: It's like a like like a gardening sprinkling system.

887
00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:37,480
Speaker 2: Seven o'clock comes around. It's like, I don't know where

888
00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:39,879
Speaker 2: you made it sound. It's an absolutely sprinkler.

889
00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:42,440
Speaker 4: And then exaggerated slightly, but like it it gets going anyway,

890
00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:44,399
Speaker 4: She's doused this expensive dress. So we thought we'd ask

891
00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:47,480
Speaker 4: when was a bad time for the boobs to leak

892
00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:52,000
Speaker 4: for you? Let's go to Joe here. Joe, you had

893
00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:54,080
Speaker 4: some unfortunate timing with a boob leak.

894
00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:58,040
Speaker 9: Yeah, I just like two seven.

895
00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:01,919
Speaker 8: Get fall on shower head.

896
00:40:02,120 --> 00:40:03,959
Speaker 9: I was just a pull on shower head.

897
00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:06,719
Speaker 2: All the shower head hang on.

898
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:10,680
Speaker 3: I just take an exception with the term sprinkler. Like

899
00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:14,279
Speaker 3: my partner's lactating as well. Are you saying that like

900
00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:18,800
Speaker 3: you're saying without any pressure on the on the glands,

901
00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:21,200
Speaker 3: you're just sprinkling.

902
00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:24,440
Speaker 13: Even when I was in hospital, they just poured it

903
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:25,160
Speaker 13: out into.

904
00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:27,480
Speaker 9: A bottle because back then, thy three years ago, they

905
00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:31,400
Speaker 9: could and the babies with it without even a pump.

906
00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:33,840
Speaker 2: You're joking about it. Pump you you were just like

907
00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:36,200
Speaker 2: a super soker pump. That's extraordinary.

908
00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:39,919
Speaker 9: I used to get the suitter pads that you used

909
00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:43,600
Speaker 9: for a period. I would say two like two pads

910
00:40:43,640 --> 00:40:47,719
Speaker 9: cutting harsh shut up and I was still leaking the

911
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:49,399
Speaker 9: guy and he said to me, though, I think it's

912
00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:51,000
Speaker 9: about time you dry it up.

913
00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:55,239
Speaker 3: And go to bottle christ bloody hell, milkie bars are

914
00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:56,000
Speaker 3: on Joe.

915
00:40:56,920 --> 00:41:01,319
Speaker 2: That is unvaluable. How I can't believe that?

916
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:03,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I told you memes like a sprinklot. Let's

917
00:41:03,719 --> 00:41:04,720
Speaker 4: go to say you're here.

918
00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:08,600
Speaker 2: To stop breastfeeding because it was too much of it. Hasard.

919
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:09,759
Speaker 4: That sounds like the next step.

920
00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:12,160
Speaker 3: That's like, you know, like we will have their They

921
00:41:12,239 --> 00:41:14,480
Speaker 3: turned their sprinkless system onto a timer. It's often when

922
00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:16,719
Speaker 3: it's dark. Don't see what her husband would be dealing

923
00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:17,200
Speaker 3: with in bed?

924
00:41:17,239 --> 00:41:17,440
Speaker 5: Did it?

925
00:41:17,719 --> 00:41:24,000
Speaker 7: Yeah, let's go to Sophie here bath in bed, Sophie wild.

926
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:27,120
Speaker 4: You had some an unfortunate timed boob leak.

927
00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:31,799
Speaker 14: Yes, I did. Absolutely. It was at my father in

928
00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:32,680
Speaker 14: law's funeral.

929
00:41:33,239 --> 00:41:37,759
Speaker 4: Oh wow, how did you play it? So, father in law?

930
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:38,920
Speaker 4: How far into the service are you?

931
00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:39,080
Speaker 2: When?

932
00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:39,799
Speaker 4: How did you play it?

933
00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:43,520
Speaker 14: Look, we weren't far into the service. It happened pretty quickly,

934
00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:46,359
Speaker 14: just before I was going to give up and get

935
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:48,640
Speaker 14: up and give a little speech. Oh and then my

936
00:41:48,719 --> 00:41:52,200
Speaker 14: mother pointed it out to me. Oh and yeah, so

937
00:41:52,239 --> 00:41:53,800
Speaker 14: I went with a big jacket over the front of

938
00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:55,800
Speaker 14: the wrong way big jacket.

939
00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:57,160
Speaker 4: Cool, well played.

940
00:41:57,160 --> 00:41:59,279
Speaker 2: So if you've been handy at the baptism, arguably though

941
00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:02,520
Speaker 2: not bad, not bad at all.

942
00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:03,120
Speaker 4: McMahon.

943
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:05,880
Speaker 2: Let's go to Let's go to Laurie.

944
00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:11,440
Speaker 4: Laura. Laura talking about bad time for a boob leg.

945
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:12,200
Speaker 4: What happened with you?

946
00:42:13,719 --> 00:42:16,960
Speaker 18: So I had my two kids over at Westfield with me,

947
00:42:18,239 --> 00:42:20,920
Speaker 18: and my younger started getting a bit cranky, so I

948
00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:22,520
Speaker 18: went and found a spot that I could sit down.

949
00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:25,000
Speaker 18: The only spot that was there was between these two

950
00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:28,919
Speaker 18: elderly gentlemen. So already I was like, right, I'm gonna

951
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:30,200
Speaker 18: be breastfeeding in front of them. That's going to be

952
00:42:30,239 --> 00:42:33,960
Speaker 18: awkward enough. But then my two year old decided to

953
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:38,240
Speaker 18: go and start climbing on something just as my younger

954
00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:40,760
Speaker 18: started feeding, and so I've had to he fell down,

955
00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:43,239
Speaker 18: and so I've had to jump up, and as I've

956
00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:46,240
Speaker 18: jumped up, she decided, oh what's going on and pulled

957
00:42:46,239 --> 00:42:48,160
Speaker 18: off my boob and so suddenly the milk has just

958
00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:50,920
Speaker 18: gone like it was, just as it liked to let

959
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:55,960
Speaker 18: down happen. So the poor guy next to me ended

960
00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:58,719
Speaker 18: up copying half of the bloody spray and I then

961
00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:01,320
Speaker 18: had to make a mad dive across the westfield to

962
00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:04,520
Speaker 18: much my son milk literally spraying everywhere.

963
00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:06,680
Speaker 7: My nude boob is just like bouncing around