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Speaker 1: This is Will and Woody.

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Speaker 2: Dago afternoon.

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Speaker 3: Everyone.

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Speaker 1: It's well and boddie getting your home on a Friday afternoon.

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Speaker 1: What a beautiful time to be alive. We are here

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Speaker 1: for Carlton Drivers Afternoon. Woods. We have our last awards

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Speaker 1: of the decade to give away today category voted by

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Speaker 1: you guys. These are always sensational stories, the best instant

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Speaker 1: karma of the decade. So if you know, if someone

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Speaker 1: then gave it, then ate it. Or if if that

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Speaker 1: happened to you, if karma came and slapped your back,

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Speaker 1: immediately visit doing something a little bit bad. Then please

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Speaker 1: hold on because we've got one limited edition medallion to

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Speaker 1: give away to one very lucky person. After five o'clock,

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Speaker 1: we've got a secret celebrity who's going to be coming

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Speaker 1: in here in about half an hour. Will be blindfolded Woods.

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Speaker 2: Yes, and right up next we are talking all things

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Speaker 2: Black Friday sales. I have got an exclusive sale that

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Speaker 2: you guys probably haven't heard about, but it is the

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Speaker 2: best sale on Black Friday, and I'll tell you about

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Speaker 2: it right up next. Happy Black Friday. Every day a

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Speaker 2: day where we can all feel a little bit glamorous. Well,

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Speaker 2: it's just lovely.

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Speaker 4: I mean it's hot. It is hot.

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Speaker 2: I mean Camart have brought out a new range. They've

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Speaker 2: literally brought out a new product range. On Black Friday,

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Speaker 2: get down a kmart. Calvin Klein's forty percent off store wide.

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Speaker 2: Will that's hot, Country Road They're doing twenty percent off.

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Speaker 2: I mean, Strethel Marty Savings are wild doing this all

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Speaker 2: the companies. I just mentioned that Robers they paying me. No,

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Speaker 2: they're not paying me. I just want to let people

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Speaker 2: know about the amazing sales out there.

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Speaker 4: I'm doing a good service announcement to everyone. But here's

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Speaker 4: the thing.

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Speaker 2: I've also heard about a sale that's going on that

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Speaker 2: blows all those savings right out the window.

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Speaker 1: Well in like, it's much better savings.

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Speaker 2: It's so much better. And know you want to turn

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Speaker 2: this up a little bit louder right now.

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Speaker 1: And it hasn't been advertised already.

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Speaker 2: No, this is like an off off the press, like

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Speaker 2: hot off the press, like I'm the first one who

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Speaker 2: heard about it, like sort of areas Okay, so brace yourselves.

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Speaker 2: I am having a fireside.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, oh you approved this.

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Speaker 2: So here's the thing, No one, I'm going a little

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Speaker 2: bit here, a little bit roague here. I'm moving house

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Speaker 2: this weekend, and there is a whole bunch of things

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Speaker 2: in my house that I am giving to the highest

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Speaker 2: to the shop.

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Speaker 1: Like anybody else, you lazy.

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Speaker 2: This is not lazy. This is giving people an incredible opportunity.

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Speaker 2: And here's the thing.

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Speaker 1: Is it just all the trash from the from the

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Speaker 1: tip room.

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Speaker 2: I do not own a tip room. I have a

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Speaker 2: spare room that I had a woman called Leah stayin

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Speaker 2: in for a while. She's a mother of three. Don't

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Speaker 2: have too many questions, but I found her on air.

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Speaker 2: I am selling her bed. It is around. It's a

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Speaker 2: round bed like it's a circle bed. It's made its leather.

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Speaker 1: I think it used to be a sex worker.

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Speaker 4: No one ever thought that. No one ever thought that.

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Speaker 2: But there are diamonds in the leather encrusted around the

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Speaker 2: circle bed. If you want that bed, if you want it,

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Speaker 2: thirteen one oh six five is our number. It goes

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Speaker 2: to the highest bitter. This is a one of a kind.

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Speaker 2: Will They don't make round beds anymore. They don't make them.

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Speaker 2: They're actually illegal, they're illegal to make.

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Speaker 4: So this is one of the last stop. This is

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Speaker 4: one of the last.

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Speaker 2: Round beds that is available within Australia. It's it's phenomenal.

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Speaker 1: You deserve no one. You deserve no one to call

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Speaker 1: up here. This is disgraceful.

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Speaker 2: How how how dare you?

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Speaker 1: You've hijacked the radio show so that you can sell

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Speaker 1: stuff so that your move's easier for you tomorrow morning?

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Speaker 4: Have not? You have changed your tone?

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Speaker 2: Clearly you loved it when I first showed it to you.

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Speaker 1: Here you are, did you get them? It was actually

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Speaker 1: the only bit of id to get you got it

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Speaker 1: from the op shop. You just said it in that.

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Speaker 4: We cut that out of I'm moving house. I'm moving house.

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Speaker 2: They've got to get rid of everything. Everything's got to

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Speaker 2: go go, just get rid of your stuff.

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Speaker 1: If you're in your own time, I don't appreciate you

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Speaker 1: hijacking the radio show for your own personal games. We've

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Speaker 1: discussed this a number of times over the last two years.

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Speaker 1: This is the final straw.

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Speaker 2: You have made your sentiments very clear. But we're here,

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Speaker 2: so let's dance, so either big. The number one hot

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Speaker 2: item is my round bed. It's a leather, diamond encrusted

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Speaker 2: round bed.

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Speaker 1: Came from a brothel.

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Speaker 2: We no one thinks that I think it was in

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Speaker 2: a house that was obviously very round. Now that just

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Speaker 2: fit the space. So that goes to the highest bidder.

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Speaker 2: And I'm also throwing in a painting never sheet.

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Speaker 1: It's got diamondes and crusted into the lever.

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Speaker 4: Yes, that adds to the valley.

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Speaker 2: Real diamonds, by the way, real diamonds, a painting never,

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Speaker 2: cheating cheats, some tickie torches, and a small African Man

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Speaker 2: wooden Man Holiness beer. We've got Cassandra here on thirteen

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Speaker 2: one oh six five. Cassandra, you'd like to make an.

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Speaker 5: Offer of five dollars or I'll swap you my old

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Speaker 5: staff neet from my child.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, five dollars as a start.

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Speaker 4: Thank you so much for the offer, Cassandra.

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Speaker 2: I'll move on to Dell though, Dell five dollars?

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Speaker 4: Who's she kidding?

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Speaker 1: Tell us she's dreaming.

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Speaker 2: We've got Dell here now on thirty one and six five.

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Speaker 4: Dell, you've got an offer for the round bed.

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Speaker 6: Yeah. Can I take that my offer? Because she only

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Speaker 6: offered five, so can I ask the sixteen? It was

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Speaker 6: initially seventy?

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Speaker 4: Oh, del.

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Speaker 2: Del, it's a little bit stingy if you're asking me, Dell.

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Speaker 1: I'm selling your stuff on Rive Radio.

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Speaker 4: So what, I just want a.

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Speaker 1: Good deal becoming people stingy mate.

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Speaker 2: If we are not talking you know three numbers here,

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Speaker 2: then you know I'm not interested.

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Speaker 1: Alicia, I'm thirty one and six five. What do you

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Speaker 1: want to offer? Let's just get this over and done with.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Alicia, one hundred, one hundred dollars, now talking.

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Speaker 1: Alicia, fifteen bucks. It's fifteen dollars.

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Speaker 6: What's fifteen?

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Speaker 2: Nothing's fifteen, nothing's fifteen, Alsia, thank you for the offer

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Speaker 2: of one hundred dollars. Let's move to Rosie though, Rosie,

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Speaker 2: do you want to add bit?

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Speaker 4: Alisha?

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Speaker 6: Absolutely, I want to offer two hundred dollars.

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Speaker 1: It is a brothel bed.

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Speaker 2: That's not true, Rosie, that's unconsidered it.

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Speaker 6: I recently got divorced with my partner of twenty years

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Speaker 6: and I found a new partner that I need a

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Speaker 6: new bed.

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Speaker 4: Perfect. Oh, he will love the round bed.

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Speaker 2: Let me tell you this is trash before he moves.

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Speaker 2: Rosie definitely not trash. She's in the league with two

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Speaker 2: hundred dollars. We've got Adam here. Now, though, Adam, how

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Speaker 2: much would you like to offer for the one of

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Speaker 2: a kind round bed?

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Speaker 6: I'll offer in four hundred if I can play it

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Speaker 6: on Payday Tuesday.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely, Adam, Absolutely four that is absolutely. Can I ask you, Adam,

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Speaker 2: why do you want the round beds?

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Speaker 4: He wants it?

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Speaker 2: Oh, very good.

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Speaker 4: I know exactly what you're saying there, Adam, is very good.

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Speaker 4: Good news.

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Speaker 2: You've also got a painting of a cheetah, some ticky

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Speaker 2: torches and the small African man holding a store.

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Speaker 1: And the even better news for you, Adam, which I

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Speaker 1: just confins with the producers outside, is that he actually

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Speaker 1: can't accept cash from listeners for something that he sells

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Speaker 1: over the airwaves. So I'll just double check that with

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Speaker 1: the best I just conferred on that one. It's illegally,

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Speaker 1: It's correct, it's illegal.

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Speaker 7: It's illegal to take cash from listeners.

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Speaker 1: Adam.

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Speaker 4: You've got it for free, not a resolve, doesn't.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, mate, you can come over and pick it up

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Speaker 2: and you know we'll you can it for free.

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Speaker 4: That's a wink. I didn't say anything.

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Speaker 2: Okay, we'll talk off their Adam.

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Speaker 1: Try a little treat last night, little treat for everyone,

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Speaker 1: And watched the Channel nine news when Lavinia Nixon was

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Speaker 1: doing a cross in Melbourne from the Pueribee Open Range Zoo.

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Speaker 4: I've had very good things about that.

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Speaker 1: That's wonderful place. It's one of the place. And she

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Speaker 1: was doing her report from the back of a ute.

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Speaker 2: Very nice, good color, well, good color in the weather, a.

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Speaker 1: Little bit of texture in the weather. She's out there,

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Speaker 1: she's in it, and she's actually you can see like

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Speaker 1: there's cheets running behind her. Oh and eventually the cross

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Speaker 1: is interrupted by a rhinoceros. A rhinoceros, Yeah, rhinoceros who

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Speaker 4: Would be dangerous, is going to do some damage.

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Speaker 1: We have listened to Nick.

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Speaker 7: We're moving around because the rhinoceroses are getting very close

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Speaker 7: sure that we're all safe. But further inland away from

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Speaker 7: those breezes. Maximums climbed into the mid twenties and Brand

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Speaker 7: I'm afraid I'm going to have to throw back to

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Speaker 7: you because I'm currently being hunted by a rhino at

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Speaker 7: Weerriby Range Zoo. So back to you, my friend.

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Speaker 1: You did well, it got job. It just I think

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Speaker 1: that people being interrupted by wildlife in the middle of

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Speaker 1: their news crosses up there with my favorite thing in

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Speaker 1: the world. This one has to be my favorite, though

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Speaker 1: I'm going to call this one my second favorite. A

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Speaker 1: reporter in America going from very serious to well, let's

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Speaker 1: just say not so serious. When a fly flies in

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Speaker 7: What really happened on that Thursday here at Augusta High

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Speaker 7: School that led to Chris Wood's death.

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Speaker 1: That I'm bad.

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Speaker 6: Uptown plying in my mouth.

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Speaker 2: Okay, see the parlor and Gouds get the count of Okay,

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Speaker 2: amazing a colorful language there.

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Speaker 1: Twenty years ago. That that that that equipment out, the

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Speaker 1: reporter goes get out. It's absolutely classic, but I do

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Speaker 1: think it is pipped number one favorite moment for reporter

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Speaker 1: being interrupted by wildlife is quite comfortably Channel nine's very

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Speaker 1: owned Steve Jacobs, Oh yeah, this is remarkable stuff. If

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Speaker 1: you've never heard this, make sure when you do here

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Speaker 1: it you go and watch the video because I think

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Speaker 1: it's arguably the best reporter gaff the world's ever seen.

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Speaker 1: He's holding what's he's like a rooster. It's a turkey.

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Speaker 1: It's a turkey, and then the turkey gets a bit

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Speaker 1: frisky and his reaction is nothing short of remarkable. This

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Speaker 1: just he's sprinting away from the camera with a bird

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Speaker 4: And it's a turkey. It's just a turkey.

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Speaker 1: It's amazing stuff. Have you listened to this series? This

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Speaker 1: is a big black ostralop cockrel, one of five hundred

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Speaker 1: birds that are being.

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Speaker 1: Jesus Christ who are you?

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Speaker 4: Wonderful angel?

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Speaker 1: Thank you?

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Speaker 7: If I do, I think you'll get it straight away.

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Speaker 7: I'll give you another accent, shall I?

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Speaker 4: Be crazy. We'll call me crazy. Sorry to interrupt French

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Speaker 7: It would be awkward if you country man.

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Speaker 4: Well done by.

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Speaker 1: Welcome Julia Smiros in the studio. How fun was that?

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Speaker 1: It was great? Despite your best efforts, which were incredible

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Speaker 7: She's certainly thirty years.

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Speaker 1: Now, mate, let's get down to brass tags you Julia's

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Speaker 1: Mirro's home delivery. He's doing a brand new.

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Speaker 2: Well but there's a brand new one on now on now.

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Speaker 1: But you've already been commissioned killing it because it's killing

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Speaker 7: Let's talk about the show. We take people back to

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Speaker 1: So they're old, they're old stomping ground.

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Speaker 7: They're old stopping ground in an old dat and perhaps

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Speaker 1: Take it back to the idol set.

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Speaker 4: We're here ship.

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Speaker 2: All right survivor.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry, and oh my god, now that's funny.

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Speaker 5: Imagine and you keep insisting, no, no, no, you used

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Speaker 1: It sounds like a brilliant People are going to check

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Speaker 1: it out. It's Wednesdays eight o'clock on the A B

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Speaker 4: Mate, what we Afrikaan?

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Speaker 2: No, there's a great article today will on the internet

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Speaker 1: I actually really really loved that initiative. I think it's wonderful.

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Speaker 2: it's great advice. I'm to share that advice with you

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: So I'm hanging on a piece of paper and.

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Speaker 1: I'm just going to read these and one of them

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Speaker 4: And you need to tell me when it's my advice.

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Speaker 1: Easy, So I'll read each each of the mountain Yes, okay,

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Speaker 1: if you take care of your body during times of crisis,

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Speaker 4: So are you taking care of the body?

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Speaker 1: Will I am? I think the rigs in goat chap

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Speaker 1: Woods the reason great chap.

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Speaker 4: There's no doubt about that. Everyone. Just get online.

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Speaker 2: If you get online right now, Willim Woody Instagram, Facebook,

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Speaker 1: We haven't got are talking around.

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Speaker 4: That's twenty one.

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Speaker 1: That's the new one. You're going to get the update.

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Speaker 1: Bit of advice number two here Absorbed compliments. Sorry, I

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Speaker 1: Piece of advice. Absorb compliments for thirty seconds to one minute,

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Speaker 1: time build self worth and armor.

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Speaker 4: For when you are attacked.

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Speaker 1: Slash self sabotage.

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Speaker 4: Let's do it.

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Speaker 1: So you're saying, like, so, when somebody gives you a

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Speaker 4: Yes, repeat it to yourself when you get home and

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Speaker 1: So when you get home or is that like immediately afterwards, But.

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Speaker 2: That's good advice for it's good stuff with my advice

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Speaker 1: I'm just going to do in the all and then

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Speaker 1: I'll decide which one is yours at the end. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I totally agree with that. The only way out is through.

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm just discussing the advice here.

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Speaker 2: I think that's great advice. That's something I've really struggled with,

444
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Speaker 2: but it's great advice.

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Speaker 1: Coming to terms with what you're actually feeling.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I'm a bottler, Yeah, yeah, absolutely, but eventually the

447
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Speaker 2: bottle explodes.

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Speaker 1: It's always a nice moment, though, you know, when you

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Speaker 1: realize the thing that you actually have been suffering. Funnily enough,

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Speaker 1: I almost get a little bit of a smile that

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Speaker 1: comes to my face when I start to see like

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Speaker 1: I've been going through. Would you say, though, it's relief

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Speaker 1: as opposed to, oh God, I hate that I've been

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Speaker 1: struggling with this. You almost relieve to see that you

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Speaker 1: now know that you're suffering.

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Speaker 2: Do you smile afterwards though or during? Because I find

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Speaker 2: during incredibly uncomfortable. I think the more I do it,

458
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Speaker 2: the easier it comes to smiling, closer to the point

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Speaker 2: of realization. Ah okay, yeah, the relief, it's a smiling

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Speaker 2: relief because I go, oh God, that's what I'm being

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Speaker 2: caught up in.

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Speaker 1: I don't actually have to engage in that. How good's that? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Right, I get extreme anxiety, uncomfort, and then maybe a

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Speaker 2: smile after.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but one hundred percent you have

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Speaker 1: to acknowledge it before you can get past it. That's

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Speaker 1: good stuff. Final one here, what are you laughing at?

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Speaker 1: Some people are donkeys, other people are horses, but at

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Speaker 1: the end of the day, we all have full legs.

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Speaker 2: Pretty strong advice. I think what I'm trying to say

471
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Speaker 2: is doesn't matter what you look like and then what

472
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Speaker 2: you sound like. We're all the same one love baby?

473
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Speaker 4: So which one was my.

474
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Speaker 1: On the other side, we're doing the final wards of

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Speaker 1: the good advice? Which which book? Which self help book?

476
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Speaker 1: Told you that one spot the dog.

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Speaker 4: The donkey, one the horse?

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Speaker 3: One?

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Speaker 4: I was the biography on Mackabi Diva.

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Speaker 1: Everybody says, who does he think is I just told

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Speaker 1: you who I thought I was.

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Speaker 3: God, It's tremendously big and tremendously wet.

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Speaker 7: Only ask for things to.

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Speaker 1: Will and Woody's Awards of the Decade Best Instant Coma

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Speaker 1: been awake of sensational gear. It's been a week of

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Speaker 1: phenomenal stuff. You guys chose the five categories. Congratulations to

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Speaker 1: all the winners. Thank you that have been on the radio.

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Speaker 1: You did win dumbest things said this decade wards. Congratulations

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Speaker 1: to you and your dad. But look, there's only one

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Speaker 1: of these beautiful bronze limited edition medallions left, all thanks

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Speaker 1: to awards and Trophies dot Com, dot USA's largest trophy retailer,

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Speaker 1: comes in a beautiful little mahogany box.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I can't wait give that away to somebody's day. And

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Speaker 1: it is arguably for my favorite category. I mean, instant

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Speaker 1: karma stories is what we're after here, when the universe

497
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Speaker 1: just bitch slaps someone after they've done something totally unacceptable.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right.

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Speaker 2: Every example of this is phenomenal, and we are talking

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Speaker 2: about right now will the best examples in the last

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Speaker 2: ten years. So strap yourselves in. What's the first noumb will.

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Speaker 1: All right, So first the first nomination. Again, these are

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Speaker 1: nominations that come from you guys on Instagram and Facebook.

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Speaker 1: This is actually one that came out of Australia a

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Speaker 1: couple of years ago and it's about a couple of thieves,

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Speaker 1: a couple of thieves central West Australian place called Laviton.

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Speaker 1: They when you go on siphon some petrol from a bus,

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Speaker 1: which if anybody, I mean, you know what you need

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Speaker 1: to do. If you're gonna siphon anything from anything. You

510
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Speaker 1: need to get some flow going on, right, So you

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Speaker 1: need a bit of hosing and then you need to

512
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Speaker 1: put your mouth over the end of one and need

513
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Speaker 1: to suck on the end of the on the end

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Speaker 1: of the tube, suck and feel will suck and feel,

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Speaker 1: suck and feel that's right. So these guys went, these

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Speaker 1: guys went to go and get petrol out of a

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Speaker 1: bus in central Western Straia with the tech. They put

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Speaker 1: their mouth in the end and they actually put the

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Speaker 1: hose into the wrong tank and then ended up tapping

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Speaker 1: into the sewerage tank on the bus.

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Speaker 4: So that's nomination number one.

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Speaker 8: Very good mouthful of you know what, Yeah, that's what

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Speaker 8: you get for steel and will those thieves in w

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Speaker 8: A nomination number two is from a woman called Hanna

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Speaker 8: actually called the show last week and.

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Speaker 4: Told us this.

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Speaker 6: So I am a teacher at a high school and

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Speaker 6: on your duty, a student was being really rude to

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Speaker 6: a teacher, and a bird has food straight onto this.

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Speaker 1: Faith on the face, right in the face. Only on

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Speaker 1: our show would we have two nominations so similar. The

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Speaker 1: third one here actually is a nomination that goes all

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Speaker 1: the way out to Italy.

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Speaker 2: International International norm ones.

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Speaker 1: Goes to Venice. The regional council this is this year

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Speaker 1: actually voted against climate change measures, voted against them, and

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Speaker 1: then due to global warming, only an hour later, the

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Speaker 1: entire council's chambers was actually flooded for the first time

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Speaker 1: in history. Wow.

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Speaker 3: So then the noms the thieves that ended up with

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Speaker 3: the sawage in the mouth, the kid that ended up

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Speaker 3: with the pool on the face, or the Venice Regional

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Speaker 3: council that ended up with water around their ankles.

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Speaker 1: But we always open it up to a last ditch

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Speaker 1: pitch if you're tuning in for the first time, if

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Speaker 1: you've got an instant karma story and you think it

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Speaker 1: deserves a nomination call now and you could be the

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Speaker 1: one going home with a limited edition medallion. Everybody says,

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Speaker 1: who does he think he is? I just told you

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Speaker 1: who I thought.

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Speaker 6: I was.

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Speaker 1: Tremendously and tremendously wet.

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Speaker 7: Only asking things to the.

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Speaker 1: Will and Woody's Awards of the decade, Best Instant Karma.

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Speaker 1: It's a final category, the final category of our awards

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Speaker 1: of the decades. Would somebody will go home with the

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Speaker 1: bronze beautifully adorned medallion with a Yin Yang today suited

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Speaker 1: for Best Instant Karma. Yes, our final limited edition medallion

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Speaker 1: to wrap up our awards of the decade. These are

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Speaker 1: always phenomenal stories. The nominations are very hot, very good.

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Speaker 2: We had some criminal some criminals will in Western Australia

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Speaker 2: who were siphoning fuel out of a bus, but unfortunately

563
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Speaker 2: actually siphoned some sewerage.

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Speaker 4: That's good stuff.

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Speaker 2: The second nom a woman called Hannah, told us the

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Speaker 2: story about a boy at her school who has been

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Speaker 2: particularly naughty and then a bird popped on his face.

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Speaker 2: Nomination three the city of Venice. The council sat down

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Speaker 2: and voted against climate change, and an hour later their

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Speaker 2: chambers got flooded and that was caused by.

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Speaker 1: The first time. For the first time. That's pretty much

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Speaker 1: just God saying you're wrong.

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Speaker 4: Guys, and I'm going to have to prove you here

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Speaker 4: and we'll plag God.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, good work God. I look, I'm interested. I mean, like,

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Speaker 1: who do you think is currently in the lead? I

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Speaker 1: mean thirty one or six five? We will always take

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Speaker 1: a last ditch pitch.

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Speaker 2: I think the beautiful City of Venice is currently in

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Speaker 2: the lead for mine.

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Speaker 1: Will you think the Venice Council is currently in the lead?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: And okay, so if they win the medallion, how do we.

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Speaker 4: We just ship it to them? Would we just ship

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Speaker 4: it to them? Yeah? And who would you address it to?

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Speaker 4: I don't know, the captain of the council?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, perfect, We've got Lea here.

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Speaker 4: Do you know anyone in Venice?

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Speaker 2: Lea?

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Speaker 1: Just quickly, look, I don't find something taking it, But look, Lea,

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Speaker 1: the Venice City Council is currently in the lead with

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Speaker 1: the best karma of the decade. We think they voted

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Speaker 1: against climate change. Their chambers got flooded within an hour.

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Speaker 1: What have you got for us? The last ditch pitch

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Speaker 1: you could go home with? The limited is in medallion today?

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Speaker 4: Hit us.

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Speaker 6: Well, my best mate sold one of his cars. It

598
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Speaker 6: was a Ford, and it was so dodgy. I mean

599
00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:13,880
Speaker 6: there was like current leaking inside the car. He had

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Speaker 6: painted the tires so that all the all the scratch marks,

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Speaker 6: like he was dodgy, and he sold it for quite

602
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Speaker 6: a lot. I think he got like eight grand for it,

603
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Speaker 6: bought a brand new high Lorks and then that same

604
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Speaker 6: weekend drove it down to the snow and hit a

605
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Speaker 6: kangaroo and wrote it off.

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Speaker 2: Oh, incredibly sacrificial, like from the kangaroo to make sure

607
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Speaker 2: he was punished.

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Speaker 4: Kangaroo. That's a phenomenon.

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Speaker 1: It's a very good story coma, It's a very good

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Speaker 1: story layer.

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Speaker 2: Jeez h there.

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Speaker 4: You put a spanner in our words.

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Speaker 1: I mean, to the thieves in w A get an

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Speaker 1: honorable mention for siphoning the sewerage rather than the petrol.

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Speaker 2: I mean that they're up there, They've had a nomination, they'

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Speaker 2: a lot of and in the awards a decade. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: that's that's a big moment in get denomination. I just

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Speaker 2: think Venice is better, do I think the car? I

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Speaker 2: mean Lea's story there about the car, it's pretty good.

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Speaker 2: It's you know, they're both car related.

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Speaker 7: I mean, I like it.

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Speaker 2: I also don't mind the idea of just calling Venice

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Speaker 2: up next, though, and announcing that they've won an Award

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Speaker 2: of the decade.

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Speaker 1: Let's give it to them, has won the award of

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Speaker 1: a decades. We said, come, Leah, I'm sorry, Leah, There're sorry.

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Speaker 1: It was a wonderful story. But look, I think that

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Speaker 1: we're going to need to I think, you know, Italians

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Speaker 1: are proud people. I think they're going to hate the

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Speaker 1: fact that we're going to get in touch with them

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Speaker 1: and give them an award for the time they voted

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Speaker 1: against climate change and then had their chambers flooded. I mean,

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Speaker 1: it's just too good a story. I'm glad you agree.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we call them up next Venice phone call one.

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Speaker 4: It's not Jairz.

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Speaker 1: It's Mexican Spanish.

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Speaker 4: I learned some Italian.

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Speaker 1: We're not going to call it. Well, first of all,

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Speaker 1: it's the middle of the night.

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Speaker 4: Probably yall wake them up, tign to party. Guys, get

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Speaker 4: back up. You've just won an a water of a decade.

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Speaker 1: I don't think that's going to go down. Well, we're

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Speaker 1: gonna go to the traffic on the other side of

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Speaker 1: a great dud.

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Speaker 4: We were never going to call Vin.

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Speaker 1: We would never never. That's the show policy.

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Speaker 4: It's written on the walls.

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Speaker 2: See what you're hearing.

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