WEBVTT - MINI: Shower Time

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<v Speaker 1>Quest. Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>What the Joys Doing. Who's Calling Christian is often when

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<v Speaker 1>you were chatting to these various people that you've kindly

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<v Speaker 1>asked to give us a call, you can have more

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<v Speaker 1>of a strange conversation, more fun one then you would have.

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<v Speaker 1>Traditionally they're doing an interview where they want to plug

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<v Speaker 1>something and they're in kind of interview mode and you

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<v Speaker 1>hear them. They go all around the radio stations, up

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<v Speaker 1>and down the dial, you know, normally within ten twenty

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<v Speaker 1>minutes of each other saying the same thing. So yesterday

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<v Speaker 1>when we did get AJ calling, I do believe it

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<v Speaker 1>was from his podcast. It wasn't quite made clear, but

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<v Speaker 1>he was calling us in his podcast studio with his

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<v Speaker 1>podcast team. I get the feeling we were the episode.

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<v Speaker 2>I think he was doing Who's Calling AJ, and you

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<v Speaker 2>were his first guest.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think he was just ticking off an episode,

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<v Speaker 1>so we didn't have to do any material. But anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>it was only to chat to AJ farm Backstreet Boys

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<v Speaker 1>one of the big uber sort of boy bands, And

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<v Speaker 1>whilst we were talking, he mentioned out how he always

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<v Speaker 1>wears socks in the shower. Especially when he's touring because

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<v Speaker 1>obviously in those various arenas he doesn't know whose feet

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<v Speaker 1>have been in there. Want to get the germs on

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't want to get those rukas. And I do remember

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<v Speaker 1>when we sued to have swimming at school. Perhaps you do?

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<v Speaker 1>You remember this the kid that always used to have

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<v Speaker 1>to rock up with the old ruka sock. It's like

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<v Speaker 1>a rubber eyes sock. And straight away it was not

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<v Speaker 1>the sock of shame people go rukah a. You had

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<v Speaker 1>to wear it so he didn't spread it to the

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<v Speaker 1>other kids.

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<v Speaker 2>We never had the kid with the rubber sock. Did

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<v Speaker 2>you remember?

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<v Speaker 1>It was an English sing fungal infections in UK.

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<v Speaker 2>But then after the show we were talking about other

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<v Speaker 2>quirks we have in the shower and I can't believe

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<v Speaker 2>you've never sat down in the shower.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I've never sat down the shower. I thought it's

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<v Speaker 1>only something I've ever seen in a movie. When a

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<v Speaker 1>lady's been through a very very bad time, they always

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<v Speaker 1>like to just sit in the shower.

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<v Speaker 2>Once about once a month, I would say, I who.

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<v Speaker 1>Even knows once a month? Oh, it must be the

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<v Speaker 1>end of September. I haven't done it. Yet, so it

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't carry on. I've got doing two in October, but

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<v Speaker 1>it is.

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<v Speaker 2>It's kind of when you had a long day or

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<v Speaker 2>you're fed up. So I'll sit down in the shower.

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<v Speaker 1>And when you mean sit down, you mean on the

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<v Speaker 1>floor like they do with their arms fall around the

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<v Speaker 1>knees exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you put your back against the wall of the

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<v Speaker 2>shower and then you're doing You're just relaxing. You're just

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<v Speaker 2>like letting it all out, having a breather, wasting water,

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<v Speaker 2>that's what you're doing. Yeah, there is there's no real

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<v Speaker 2>way around that. You do waste a bit more water

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<v Speaker 2>because you.

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<v Speaker 1>Know you're going to pay for that. What are you doing?

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<v Speaker 2>That's why I wouldn't. I wouldn't do it every day.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm doing it once more.

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<v Speaker 1>There's only twelve over the year, spread out over twelve

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<v Speaker 1>affordable payments.

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<v Speaker 2>So what you do you have to turn the heat

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<v Speaker 2>up a little bit because by the time you get

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<v Speaker 2>down to that level, the water is getting cold.

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<v Speaker 1>And like the tiling freezing cold on your back.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep, okay, So what I do first is tilt the

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<v Speaker 2>shower head towards the wall. Warm, warm, warm up the wall.

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<v Speaker 1>Get a nice little seat there ready, and.

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<v Speaker 2>Then that's all nice and warm. And then you position

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<v Speaker 2>the stream of the shower just about a couple of

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<v Speaker 2>centimeters away from your nose, because you don't want it

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<v Speaker 2>straight onto your head because then you won't be able

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<v Speaker 2>to breathe. So if your head's against the.

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<v Speaker 1>Wall shower, is that powerful right unable to breathe under it?

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<v Speaker 2>You'll find it here. You will find it uncomfortable after

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<v Speaker 2>a while. But if you find that sweet spot between

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<v Speaker 2>your head being between the wall and the shower stream,

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<v Speaker 2>you'll stay warm and your body will be getting wet,

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<v Speaker 2>and you could stay there. You wouldn't because you'd waste

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<v Speaker 2>hot water, but you could stay there all day.

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<v Speaker 1>I am honestly, I'd presumed it was only something that happened.

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<v Speaker 2>In movie No No, Please down.

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<v Speaker 1>The slumpter on the floor, Bridget Jones crying never.

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<v Speaker 2>Never, never, only to shave my legs. I bet I

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<v Speaker 2>bet your husband's tried it. Chris, the word we love gone. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>he likes the he likes the water on his neck.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't need to.

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<v Speaker 2>Scrooked neck.

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<v Speaker 1>I couldn't help but imagine the back of Chris's neck.

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<v Speaker 1>Then is it nice to stop these thoughts.

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<v Speaker 2>I would have thought you'd have the water stream on

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<v Speaker 2>your back, though I find him bizarre that it's near

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<v Speaker 2>your face.

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<v Speaker 1>What does it want to drown about? In his own shower.

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