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Speaker 1: Good Morning Rio, Good morning, Good morning, Patsy, Morning Patsy.
Speaker 4: How was your weekend?
Speaker 1: There's no way you got up at five to watch
Speaker 1: the game?
Speaker 5: No I did not.
Speaker 6: No, I got up about eleven to bed.
Speaker 5: That I earn that through the week.
Speaker 4: You do actually gets out way before the rest of us.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, comes in from holland Why are you raising
Speaker 1: your eyebrows like that?
Speaker 7: What did you see her after us?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 7: I am not excuse me. I was in the car
Speaker 7: park today.
Speaker 4: She spends this story. She'sore all of you.
Speaker 9: I think that was maybe previous years been pushed back.
Speaker 6: Wow, well, I'd say after nearly forty years of it,
Speaker 6: maybe ten minutes later, wouldn't you say?
Speaker 1: Thirty years? You've got the radio nailhen you wore thirteen fourteen.
Speaker 6: I'm coming up nearly forty years.
Speaker 5: Oh my doing breakfast yes.
Speaker 4: So it start to win. What are you fifty four on?
Speaker 6: I was seventeen Wow, radio prodigy. So you know, forgive
Speaker 6: me if I have a few extra minutes.
Speaker 7: You're forgiven. I'm just saying, you know, I'm just I'm
Speaker 7: just keeping it real.
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, that's uh well so yeah, anyway, Monday morning.
Speaker 4: You've made it weird now real wow and now slyying
Speaker 4: about her biography that numbers don't add up.
Speaker 7: You said by a raised way over.
Speaker 4: You're right, sapazi enjoined that line.
Speaker 5: Listen the weekend, so a few.
Speaker 4: Hours you were awake. What did you do?
Speaker 7: My husband is attorney.
Speaker 5: Phil No, he's a big wrecking ball through the house.
Speaker 6: So we had we had a heater installed last week
Speaker 6: and they put like this platform around it to put storage.
Speaker 6: They said, oh, we'll do a platform and you can
Speaker 6: chuck stuff up there. And we cleaned the garage out
Speaker 6: and so thought, you know the trees, because we have
Speaker 6: two or three Christmas trees. They're taking up a bit
Speaker 6: of space in the garage. I said, can you wack
Speaker 6: them up in the in the garage space like in
Speaker 6: the roof space, I mean, and get them out of
Speaker 6: the road. So he got up there and all six
Speaker 6: foot four of him only he was walking across.
Speaker 5: You could hear him walking across. What are they like?
Speaker 4: Joists?
Speaker 5: Joyce, thank you?
Speaker 6: And he tripped and shoved his foot through the plaster
Speaker 6: of the room.
Speaker 4: It's a great photo.
Speaker 7: It's an incredible photo.
Speaker 1: It's amazing it shared be in the loof. It's such
Speaker 1: a great photo. It looks like a human.
Speaker 4: Poor pridg What was he wearing ballet shoes?
Speaker 1: It's quite sort.
Speaker 6: Of hole dainty about flats through shoved his damn pour
Speaker 6: through it.
Speaker 5: So now we've got to get I don't even know.
Speaker 4: He's lucky didn't go all the way through.
Speaker 5: I know, and saw like a leg dangling from the
Speaker 5: ceiling space. But if anyone could do it, it'd be
Speaker 5: my husband. So he stepped through the ceiling.
Speaker 6: Apparently it's quite common like to you know, put your
Speaker 6: foot through.
Speaker 1: It's not that I've never heard of it. Great rasive
Speaker 1: hands on this nine person team. Who's heard of someone
Speaker 1: putting a foot through the ceiling. I know richly danced
Speaker 1: on the ceiling. You didn't fall through the ceiling And way,
Speaker 1: Pats are going to go back to bed right now
Speaker 1: because you're doing this for two hundred years.
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Speaker 4: Sarria, you got up watch the game? Yes I did?
Speaker 7: Yeah, Yeah, it was freezing as well.
Speaker 9: It took a lot of i'm gonna say, courage and
Speaker 9: bravery to get out of it at that time.
Speaker 1: And what made it also hard is it we used
Speaker 1: to those hours so getting up at so I got
Speaker 1: up a half four, maybe souff a cup of tea.
Speaker 1: The family that said we'll be up there were nowhere
Speaker 1: to be seen, just me, the count of the dog
Speaker 1: on the couch in the dark. And then what made
Speaker 1: it those hours during the week that's normal? Why are
Speaker 1: they so actually offensive and aggressive at the weekend?
Speaker 7: Yeah, it feels wrong.
Speaker 4: I feel like I've been made to get on that
Speaker 4: someone's booked to early fly.
Speaker 7: Yes, yeah exactly, and then when it's over, like, what
Speaker 7: are you?
Speaker 4: What do I do now? Seven? I No, he's frustrated.
Speaker 7: I'm not exercising.
Speaker 1: The whole weekend is ahead of me and I'm just
Speaker 1: now out of whack.
Speaker 9: I feel like you used the all your weak in
Speaker 9: energy too early and then I was lazy for the whole.
Speaker 1: And then also, you know, don't want to be a
Speaker 1: Debbie down it here, But it was very clear at
Speaker 1: five as oh, this is not going to be a
Speaker 1: big wee's.
Speaker 7: Within five minutes.
Speaker 4: Where is that.
Speaker 1: Megastar that the whole world is raving about? Oh he
Speaker 1: sat there at the sidelines. Wait what I mean? I'm
Speaker 1: no manager, but surely the best player should be playing
Speaker 1: against the best team in your group.
Speaker 7: Or maybe the second best player who scored that amazing goal. Yeah,
Speaker 7: oh he's not and he was.
Speaker 4: Oh there was such a sluggish first half night. I
Speaker 4: got a early for this.
Speaker 1: What's happening Tony?
Speaker 5: Come on?
Speaker 9: It was a tough start and you did You had
Speaker 9: that feeling immediately like, oh, they're better than us.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's levels to this World Cup mark, isn't there.
Speaker 7: Maybe Mike Grilla was right.
Speaker 1: No, don't say that.
Speaker 4: Don't say that.
Speaker 1: And of all the teams to lose two as well, yes,
Speaker 1: oh boy, you actually would have thought do they think
Speaker 1: they've won the World Cup?
Speaker 7: It did seem like that.
Speaker 1: They were screaming like we're gonna win the whole thing.
Speaker 1: You've only done two games. It's still so much to go.
Speaker 1: So how do we feel about Friday?
Speaker 4: Now? Paraguay who just dumped Turkey out over the weekend.
Speaker 7: I've processed it the loss and are now I'm feeling
Speaker 7: really good.
Speaker 4: Okay, break it down. Why are you feeling good?
Speaker 9: I'm feeling good because A we only need to draw
Speaker 9: against them to come.
Speaker 1: Second, what's the phrase you said the team before the
Speaker 1: show net something?
Speaker 9: Oh, yes, so we're it again. This is even I'm
Speaker 9: going to confuse myself. Now, we're at net zero goals
Speaker 9: because we've had we've scored some kind.
Speaker 1: Of net neutral and obviously there are goalkeeping nets at
Speaker 1: the back of the nets.
Speaker 4: What's net neutral?
Speaker 7: We've scored two goals.
Speaker 9: I've had two goals scored against us, so we're at
Speaker 9: zero net goals.
Speaker 4: Okay, I get it.
Speaker 7: So far Paraguay have had four goals scored.
Speaker 9: Against them, and they've scored one I think or two,
Speaker 9: so they're at negative too. Yeah, so we just need
Speaker 9: to draw and then where we finished draw?
Speaker 4: How nil nil or what if it's one all or
Speaker 4: two all?
Speaker 7: It doesn't matter.
Speaker 4: That's going to affect the net. It will.
Speaker 7: That's not how networks net. That's why they put the
Speaker 7: word net there. So that's so it doesn't matter.
Speaker 4: So how are you defining net neutrality?
Speaker 7: I actually don't know what means.
Speaker 4: I'm just going to go what are you meaning?
Speaker 7: I guess it's the difference and that is like the
Speaker 7: net difference.
Speaker 4: Next profit is after operating costs.
Speaker 7: Don't say, even more confused, what are operating?
Speaker 4: What's left?
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's the difference.
Speaker 9: It's a difference, difference of what difference between the goals
Speaker 9: have scored and goals we haven't scored?
Speaker 7: Goal's gone missing?
Speaker 1: Is anyone listen right now who can explain why we
Speaker 1: should be positive going into Friday? There are reasons to
Speaker 1: be positive about Friday's game because actually we're not in
Speaker 1: a dire situation.
Speaker 9: Oh and their best player got a red card for
Speaker 9: putting his hand over his mouth, which.
Speaker 1: Apparently he didn't know.
Speaker 7: I think it's so you can it's to hide yourself.
Speaker 9: If you're sledging someone and you put your hand of
Speaker 9: email and you go Christians all lose, and then.
Speaker 4: You should do the record.
Speaker 7: Yes, I heard that.
Speaker 4: Get off.
Speaker 1: I know your parents are calling your mum.
Speaker 3: Christian Connor Show Podcast, Christian.
Speaker 1: Did Patsy say earlier she has two or three Christmas trees?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, just just just go with it.
Speaker 1: I'm surprised you're okay with your usband putting them in
Speaker 1: the in the loft crawl space pats because they'd be
Speaker 1: down in October.
Speaker 5: Yeah they will. Yeah, yeah, they absolutely round the corner.
Speaker 4: Yes, it is very soon. Yeah, Christian Ria is right.
Speaker 1: We should feel positive going into Friday's game against Paraguay.
Speaker 1: The soccer is because when Popper actually brought on our
Speaker 1: best plays from game one, we played so much better,
Speaker 1: created chances and looked good. We had some puzzling refereeing
Speaker 1: decisions go against us.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Do you know about the rev's history?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I did say that served a little.
Speaker 1: Band for about ten months for match fixing, and they
Speaker 1: got that guy back the World Cup.
Speaker 7: It's not the biggest game.
Speaker 1: We've got three points on the ball already, so we
Speaker 1: should feel positive. Yes, But Richard, that's a brilliant breakdown
Speaker 1: of it all. Where is the word net neutrality in this?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 9: We still The more I think about it, the more
Speaker 9: confused I get. But I'm pretty sure. All I know
Speaker 9: is we just have to draw. We just have to draw,
Speaker 9: and obviously win is better, but if we draw, we're good.
Speaker 1: Surely the best thing to do is to win convincingly.
Speaker 1: It helps the team with confidence.
Speaker 7: Good point.
Speaker 4: Yeah, obviously playing for a joys negative wha.
Speaker 7: Too many goals go yeah yeah yeah yeah?
Speaker 1: Will you lot slow down that the.
Speaker 3: Winning Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: How was your weekend? Tell us about it?
Speaker 1: The three words teacher Chris has come to our aid,
Speaker 1: So we try and make sense of why it's good
Speaker 1: and you should feel optimistic about the soccer's third game
Speaker 1: this Friday. Even if we lose, we can end up
Speaker 1: finishing second. Huh yeah, no, even if we finish third,
Speaker 1: We've won the World Cup. Christian Tarrio to think of
Speaker 1: it as a maths sum.
Speaker 7: You've already lost me, But go on.
Speaker 1: Goal scored in a winning game, take away goals scored
Speaker 1: in a losing game equals your net goals.
Speaker 9: I think it's just your total goal scored versus your
Speaker 9: total goals scored against you.
Speaker 4: Yeah it is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, It's going to all come down to goal difference
Speaker 1: and all of these various qualifying groups. If we draw
Speaker 1: this weekend against Paraguay, then we could go on to
Speaker 1: play Egypt, Iran or New Zealand. It's New Zealand fingers layup.
Speaker 4: But that's assuming that Belgium tops their group.
Speaker 7: And they're playing right now.
Speaker 1: If we lose, we're still go through more than likely,
Speaker 1: but then we could be facing Germany.
Speaker 7: Oh, don't want that.
Speaker 1: You're at the Old Cup. You can't start picking countries
Speaker 1: New Zealand. Yeah, some of that, yes.
Speaker 4: Do the smaller country, not the Germans. Now any picked
Speaker 4: by the Germans? All right? Three word weekend? How did
Speaker 4: your Traders game go?
Speaker 9: Oh? Well, it was a great night, but a terrible
Speaker 9: night for me. I was the first one voted off.
Speaker 9: So in the game, you all come together. There was
Speaker 9: twenty of us at our friend Maddie's house, and some
Speaker 9: of you are traders and the rest of you are faithful.
Speaker 9: You have to find out who the traders are and
Speaker 9: banish them.
Speaker 1: So did you say, like the TV show, you had
Speaker 1: that ceremony where you get together and start kicking people off.
Speaker 9: Yes, so the traders, which I was not. I was
Speaker 9: a faithful the traders do would.
Speaker 4: You prefer to be a trader?
Speaker 7: I would have.
Speaker 9: But the very first round, the rest of the group,
Speaker 9: all my friends, twenty of them voted me off first
Speaker 9: at six.
Speaker 4: I would have done that too.
Speaker 1: Now you have trad vibes you, Yeah, it's all.
Speaker 4: Too with you today, you're right.
Speaker 7: Well, I went and apologized. I'm still sorry. I'll bring
Speaker 7: you some flowers in the next we.
Speaker 1: Make it worse, we get rammed in your throat, Trader.
Speaker 4: So did you have like the proper setup for it? Yeah?
Speaker 9: They went all out. It was like being on the
Speaker 9: TV show First Round there.
Speaker 4: Folks, did anyone have?
Speaker 9: There were cloaks, there were hats, there were like, what
Speaker 9: did they call those fancy little peaky blinders hats. I
Speaker 9: was wearing a turtle neck sort of. That was my
Speaker 9: classiest thing that I own. But I was Unfortunately the
Speaker 9: game goes for like five hours.
Speaker 4: We don't have that kind of concentration anymore.
Speaker 9: And I knew as soon as I was out, I
Speaker 9: was like, I've got five hours left of this, and
Speaker 9: so I had a bit of a tantrum. The first
Speaker 9: thing I did was started accusing everyone of being racist.
Speaker 9: Everyone immediately very uncomfortable with that. I had to start
Speaker 9: walking that back a bit. That's and then and then
Speaker 9: there was a straight as straight.
Speaker 1: After there should be an international version of traitors.
Speaker 7: That would be.
Speaker 9: And then our friends Tom and Tash, who are a
Speaker 9: couple husband and wife, they had to blow up because
Speaker 9: Tom accused Tash of being a trader.
Speaker 4: What an awesome night it was. That's incredible.
Speaker 9: They were not on speaking terms the next morning, Thomas said,
Speaker 9: is it a bit frosty?
Speaker 4: Every day?
Speaker 7: Said she wasn't spoken to me.
Speaker 1: It was like the atmosphere and here today The Christian
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Speaker 7: Oh wow, that's a throwback.
Speaker 4: My three word weekend.
Speaker 1: Christian has canceled everything, slept rackets and it was elite's.
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Speaker 1: Not happy Jane. Soccer is losing, but morals set over
Speaker 1: the ref being on the USA side.
Speaker 4: Yes, especially in the second half.
Speaker 7: What about that cramping? Yeah, I know during extra time?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Come on.
Speaker 1: Plus the Americans over reacting to their win. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: what makes it harder as well, it's another country, it
Speaker 1: wouldn't be so bad.
Speaker 4: It's it's their brain and the.
Speaker 9: Apparently they were doing chance that Vega might suck in
Speaker 9: the stadium.
Speaker 4: That's an active war. Who's with me? Yeah, there was
Speaker 4: no one with me.
Speaker 1: You can't just have if we're going to start water,
Speaker 1: it can't just be one lone English guy who's got
Speaker 1: Aussie passport to clearing war.
Speaker 4: Okay, come on, guys, let me ask you again. Who's
Speaker 4: with me?
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Speaker 1: Big week for us in the show this Friday show,
Speaker 1: we are live in Queensland at the Criteria Hotel for
Speaker 1: the big unveil, for the big Reno tracing Gary. Get
Speaker 1: to see everything that's been happening over the last three weeks.
Speaker 4: Shannon Nole.
Speaker 1: I still can't believe that yesterday I was playing some
Speaker 1: Shannon Noles. So so he's singing live on the show
Speaker 1: this Friday in a pub. It's amazing.
Speaker 4: I cannot wait to.
Speaker 1: Head up there Thursday, and of course obviously the third
Speaker 1: soccer Use game as well. Now the other big thing
Speaker 1: for me is the next dow On Saturday, I head
Speaker 1: back to the UK see my mom, my dad and
Speaker 1: my sister. I haven't seen them for a year and
Speaker 1: a half, very very excited about seeing them and whenever
Speaker 1: I go back, always take some bits from Australia to showcase, really,
Speaker 1: what an amazing country.
Speaker 7: This is the best of this country, the.
Speaker 4: Best of the best. What do I take this time?
Speaker 10: Though?
Speaker 1: I am taking tim Tams. I take Tim tams every
Speaker 1: single time.
Speaker 7: What do you take those?
Speaker 1: I take a variety, a couple of different flavors.
Speaker 7: Actually, how they received over in England.
Speaker 4: They're kind of like we've got biscuits.
Speaker 1: It's not revolutionary, the Tim Taman, the lesser ones.
Speaker 4: I'm afraid to say that. In Tat penguins are superior.
Speaker 6: I'm sorry, Double chock penguins.
Speaker 7: Yeah you got double chock penguins, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, on the ropes, on the ropes, quick comeback from
Speaker 1: the pomp counted that one effortlessly.
Speaker 4: Yes, I'm not sure if you were.
Speaker 1: The other countries also have a lot of what you've
Speaker 1: got Australia. Australian stills a lot of things and make
Speaker 1: out that they invented it.
Speaker 7: Russell Crow.
Speaker 4: Crowded house. So what team? What should I put in there?
Speaker 1: What else could I take back to the UK to
Speaker 1: impress and down.
Speaker 4: One the amazing home the systemy Now, well.
Speaker 7: It's summertime over there. I'm thinking, oh, you love this.
Speaker 1: So I spoke to Mumm yesterday. She goes just to
Speaker 1: warn you, and they are there. It's a severe weather warning.
Speaker 1: When you get here, it's going to be like thirty
Speaker 1: one thirty two degrees, so beak Mum. You know I've
Speaker 1: been living in Australia for eight years. It can get
Speaker 1: pretty hot there. I'm not the one who's going to
Speaker 1: be running indoors at thirty one.
Speaker 7: Have they got aircon though?
Speaker 1: No? Oh no, no, there's no reason for it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know there's no reason why it would be honest,
Speaker 1: he walked in someone soud air conditioning in the UK.
Speaker 1: It be really, but it what's that for? Why would
Speaker 1: you need that for one day year when the summer
Speaker 1: kicks in?
Speaker 4: So what else should I be taken? Real?
Speaker 9: I'm thinking a pair of budgy smugglers. I know it's summertime,
Speaker 9: it's thirty one degrees. Are going to be people swimming
Speaker 9: out in the Pondsames Thames?
Speaker 1: No one swims in the Tames. You've never seen them again?
Speaker 1: A murky old river.
Speaker 9: It's so maybe a beautiful pair of budgy smugglers take
Speaker 9: around that that lovely?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry so budgie smugglers again universal.
Speaker 4: We have them in the.
Speaker 5: UK, but you never get to wear them because of
Speaker 5: the whip.
Speaker 1: Oh no, people do, unfortunately, people do.
Speaker 4: No, they're not a naughty thing. Really had them all
Speaker 4: over the world.
Speaker 6: Okay, what about I've got something for you. What about
Speaker 6: chicken salt?
Speaker 4: Now that is a great idea, Patsy.
Speaker 1: That's one thing that when we came here started is
Speaker 1: how great it tastes on stuff.
Speaker 4: It makes anything better.
Speaker 7: So you guys don't have chicken salt in the UKA.
Speaker 1: It's not such a big thing. No, not at all.
Speaker 1: I've never had it before and never tasted what a
Speaker 1: sensation is. Chicken salt is great. What are they in
Speaker 1: the way of snacks? Can you offer me that I
Speaker 1: could take back?
Speaker 5: Well, there's barbecue shapes. I love one and only. Yes,
Speaker 5: and there's got to be barbecue. Can't be pizza. Oh yeah,
Speaker 5: it's good, but not like the EPI.
Speaker 4: What's the chicken one as well? That's really nice.
Speaker 7: Chicken crimpy that's it.
Speaker 4: I love those.
Speaker 1: The crimpy's coming and also they stink as well. I
Speaker 1: might crack them open on the flight over. Give us
Speaker 1: an hour into a twenty one hour flight. Who's got
Speaker 1: chicken Crempy's out?
Speaker 7: What about Australian finger bun? It's like have you ever
Speaker 7: had a finger bun? It's a small I guess it's
Speaker 7: just like a long bun with icy frosting on top.
Speaker 1: Again, those those that existed in the UK. I can't
Speaker 1: keep putting stuff out and go, we've got that, We've
Speaker 1: got that, We've got that. So basically Australia has it.
Speaker 1: We've got but it's not as good.
Speaker 5: You've got to put a care you're gonna go.
Speaker 1: Why don't you take a soccer ball? Yeah, we've got that.
Speaker 1: I thought that. I thought soccer was Australia.
Speaker 7: One thing you haven't got. Maybe you could take over
Speaker 7: the ashes and.
Speaker 1: Shack Alac.
Speaker 3: Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1: So I'm heading back to the UK Saturday, go see
Speaker 1: my mom and dad and my sister. I want to
Speaker 1: take some stuff that really shows what a great new
Speaker 1: home for me and my family. This is what should
Speaker 1: I take in my suitcase? Actually, I'm going to take
Speaker 1: some Denco rub. My poor mum fell over on Friday
Speaker 1: and when I saw her yesterday on Zoom, she's got
Speaker 1: she's got a massive black heye that's really horrible to see.
Speaker 1: You know that she'd fallen at that. But if you
Speaker 1: are going to fall over, great place to fall over.
Speaker 1: Just outside the doctor's surgery. After seeing the doctor who said,
Speaker 1: you need to maybe start taking some way protein because
Speaker 1: my mum's suddenly, for some reason at seventy five a
Speaker 1: couple of years ago, turned vegetarian. I said, that's great.
Speaker 1: You're going to make sure you're still getting your you
Speaker 1: know your age. You need to look after your bone strength.
Speaker 1: The doctor had been warning her about bone strength. My
Speaker 1: mum tumbled outside afterwards. The thing is you can't tell
Speaker 1: nurses anything right, and my poor mum took a tumble
Speaker 1: and fell over outside the doctor surgery, and then three
Speaker 1: doctors came running out to a tenter. So I need
Speaker 1: to take some Also, she was wearing an eye patch.
Speaker 1: But I saw her yesterday and I was like, my
Speaker 1: mom's wearing an eye patch. There's no she hasn't said
Speaker 1: why she suddenly won.
Speaker 4: An eye patch. So I thought, for a bit of fun,
Speaker 4: I'll go with her.
Speaker 1: She's not talking about the fact she's wearing a flip
Speaker 1: and eye patch, and I think I just time it.
Speaker 1: Holong into the zoo until her. Mum goes, let's talk
Speaker 1: about the eye patch. Seven and a half minutes too long.
Speaker 1: She's go around with these other stories. I think the
Speaker 1: best story you've got is the eye patch. What's under that?
Speaker 7: Wait?
Speaker 9: Don't don't put up on the on her eye? That
Speaker 9: that'll sting. Don't do that right, that's that's the worst thing.
Speaker 9: This is why, guys, I need you out. What should
Speaker 9: I take back from Australia? Not den that's out. That's out.
Speaker 4: Christian. One about vegimite shapes.
Speaker 1: They're nice but not remarkable, great sales pitch Richard, that's
Speaker 1: head of marketing.
Speaker 4: Hey mom, dad, what these are?
Speaker 1: They remarkable, not remotely, but there'd be great novelty value.
Speaker 4: Christian.
Speaker 1: What about Ozzie Lamington's good one. That's a good one.
Speaker 1: What about a kangaroo scrot and bosalot? Christian?
Speaker 4: Cherry ripes? No, Cherry, Christian?
Speaker 1: What about Boots of the family Bugs is a good
Speaker 1: idea at the moment? The things I really like a
Speaker 1: chicken crim piece top of the list, boots, No, and
Speaker 1: of course four X. Of course my mom can rub
Speaker 1: that in that black eye and it will probably be
Speaker 1: healed within minutes.
Speaker 4: Immediately immediately.
Speaker 1: Now one of the team has actually produced a Tina
Speaker 1: fifty percent of the Chuckle Sisters has actually worked in
Speaker 1: the UK radio somehow now No, No, I said somehow
Speaker 1: because it's it's it's incredible.
Speaker 4: Incredible.
Speaker 7: All over again.
Speaker 1: No, because you A lot of people always ask me
Speaker 1: about the difference between Australian radio and British radio and
Speaker 1: the only one can describe is Australian radio is like
Speaker 1: a sewer and you carries a pure stream in heaven. Now,
Speaker 1: Producer TEENA, what did your mom and dad send back
Speaker 1: to you?
Speaker 4: Mate?
Speaker 11: So they used to send me things that I would
Speaker 11: miss from home, and mum used to send me bonds underwear.
Speaker 4: We have underwear, and we have underwear in the UK.
Speaker 11: Nothing is as good as a bond cotton underwear, Yeah,
Speaker 11: underwear is.
Speaker 1: But now now it gives me like, maybe maybe Benny
Speaker 1: Hill is a documentary. No, everyone's trousers always falling down. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's because a loose elastic.
Speaker 7: Yes, he got weak ass underd If.
Speaker 1: We'd have had bonds, there'd been no Benny Hill, No
Speaker 1: running away with people's underwear falling down and stuff like that.
Speaker 4: So what else was in the care package?
Speaker 11: Bonds underwear, Bonds underwear, Cadary chocolate because I think the
Speaker 11: cat retasted bad in the UK.
Speaker 1: No, it does not, It's better in the UK. I'm
Speaker 1: going to bring some back. Actually, I'm going to bring
Speaker 1: back a care package for you guys from the UK.
Speaker 1: I would love that, okay? And what else would they
Speaker 1: send you?
Speaker 11: She would also send me classic Regimi and Milo because
Speaker 11: the Milo in the UK they have, but it's fake
Speaker 11: and it wasn't good.
Speaker 7: Spirit.
Speaker 1: Why do you get these conspiracy listen?
Speaker 4: Why is it fake?
Speaker 11: It wasn't made in a Shire.
Speaker 5: It's what's made in Nigeria and what'sn't the side can't.
Speaker 1: Go with Nigeria Nigerians serving up fake Milo to the POMD.
Speaker 5: But it was not very good.
Speaker 7: It was all chunky and.
Speaker 1: Yeah which is probably hadn't melted, probably in the drink
Speaker 1: stir it.
Speaker 11: No, no matter what I stirred, it was terrible.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell show, go on podcast.
Speaker 1: Christian, please can you bring back from the UK caramel
Speaker 1: wafers for us to win? And your team as well, Michelle.
Speaker 1: They they are fantastic, Christian. What don't you say about
Speaker 1: to your mum AFL's Biffs, Bumps and Brawls. It's an
Speaker 1: eighties DVD. One will love the NonStop violent action and
Speaker 1: so yeah, that's a great idea, mate, Now I love
Speaker 1: putt that in the old suitcase. Tracy Christian take Chris's
Speaker 1: spring onion dip. It is gorgeous with chicken crimpyace. Yes,
Speaker 1: oh wow, the top of cuisine.
Speaker 10: Go go go, go go it.
Speaker 8: Don Baby, don't matter if they win or lose. Chris,
Speaker 8: when this cost a gold, Baby, you become a winner.
Speaker 7: Tooo, you win.
Speaker 8: A brand new coffee machine so you can stay. You'll
Speaker 8: wake a chip for your team. It's the goal cal
Speaker 8: Gold Gold Call of thorn Baby.
Speaker 1: Now, a couple of weeks ago we're announced we're doing
Speaker 1: the Goal of Thon with Harvey Norman. That means every
Speaker 1: time there's a goal, are the soccerose games you win prizes.
Speaker 1: Covin Bill said, hey, come on, you should just do
Speaker 1: it on soccerose goals. I went, there might be some
Speaker 1: games where we don't give a week coffee machines and
Speaker 1: now tough loss of the weekend.
Speaker 4: It's tough loss weekend.
Speaker 1: But on the upside, two goals goals mean prizes. Prizes
Speaker 1: on the goldn means Brevel Coffee Machines all thanks to
Speaker 1: Harvey Norman.
Speaker 4: Score.
Speaker 1: Winning deals on Brevel Coffee install Online are Halvey Norman
Speaker 1: half yearly clearance on Now we have two coffee machines.
Speaker 4: To be one right now? No point calling?
Speaker 1: And I haven't told you how thirteen fifty five twenty two,
Speaker 1: Stay Hield All right? This song very sluggish, very slow.
Speaker 1: Retired to sleep at the weekend, A bit frosty today.
Speaker 1: It needs a coffee. What's the song though?
Speaker 4: What is the song?
Speaker 1: Get it right? Win one of the coffee scenes thirteen
Speaker 1: fifty five twenty two. It needs a breble coffee.
Speaker 7: That's gettable beer.
Speaker 1: We're sure taking that Danny Boy bit out. This song's
Speaker 1: had too much coffee.
Speaker 7: Hell oh, I don't know that one.
Speaker 3: Com the Christian o'connall show podcast.
Speaker 1: Christian, what about you taking a Kubra hat back to England?
Speaker 1: You know what it's like though with all that NonStop son,
Speaker 1: how are you gonna get any shade? Please be safe,
Speaker 1: come back and live.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Kimmy be I Will Santos has sent a message as well.
Speaker 1: Christian take Patsy's famous meat loaf back to your mum.
Speaker 1: She could use a laugh after a fool. What como, Sancho,
Speaker 1: Come on, Sancho, that's wrong with him?
Speaker 8: Go go go go call a dn Baby. Don't matter
Speaker 8: if they win or lose. When this cos cover a
Speaker 8: gold Baby, you become a winner.
Speaker 7: Tube you win a.
Speaker 8: Brand new coffee machine so you can stay. You'll wake
Speaker 8: a hit for your team.
Speaker 10: It's the goal.
Speaker 8: Go gol, go call a than baby.
Speaker 1: Look, yes you're lost, but you can still be winning
Speaker 1: even when the soccer is lose. Goals mean prizes, prizes,
Speaker 1: coffee machines, amazing Refel coffee machines for all girls, and
Speaker 1: the soccer goals in our goal of thanks to Harvey Norman,
Speaker 1: Score winning deals on Brebel Coffee install online of Harvey
Speaker 1: Norman half year clearance on Now.
Speaker 4: All right, two songs.
Speaker 1: You guess any of these correctly and you can have
Speaker 1: a coffee machine.
Speaker 4: This song needs coffee. What is the song?
Speaker 1: We need to make these harder? Oh, this is so
Speaker 1: smart and that also the Johnny Boy Danny Boy is
Speaker 1: so obvious, isn't that? But what about this one?
Speaker 7: Sounds like Miss Elliott.
Speaker 4: Let's get you freak on Natalie, Good morning.
Speaker 10: Natalie, Hello guys, how are we We're good?
Speaker 4: Have you had a lovely weekend? Natalie?
Speaker 2: I had a lovely weekend.
Speaker 3: Yes, that was a lovely weekend.
Speaker 1: No, Natalie, Let's see if we can win your Breval
Speaker 1: coffee machine. What do you wish we are going for?
Speaker 2: I think it's a bit of a tongue twister.
Speaker 3: But is it tub thumping chumblewamba?
Speaker 1: Yes it is?
Speaker 4: You are a winner.
Speaker 9: Thank you too.
Speaker 1: Early on a Monday morning for that tongue twist. So
Speaker 1: is it?
Speaker 4: It is?
Speaker 1: Tub thumping chumble bomb tep five times?
Speaker 4: Naturally you've got a brand new coffee machine. Well done,
Speaker 4: have a great week Thank you so much?
Speaker 5: You too?
Speaker 1: All right now I think that I actually think the
Speaker 1: tougher one is this one?
Speaker 4: Brett? You think you got the answer? Morning Brett. Welcome
Speaker 4: to the showmate, Morning Christian.
Speaker 1: How are we all?
Speaker 4: I'm good? Do you have a good weekends?
Speaker 1: I have a great wind?
Speaker 4: And thank you Brett? Did you get up Ernie and
Speaker 4: watch you have to want? What do you do for living? Brett?
Speaker 3: I'm a firefighter.
Speaker 4: Well you guys live off coffee, don't you?
Speaker 3: Absolutely? Absolutely?
Speaker 4: Now give your give your crew a shout out. Where
Speaker 4: are you.
Speaker 1: Stationed stationed the Castle Hill, brilliant. Well, thank you very
Speaker 1: much for what you and your colleagues do. Let's try
Speaker 1: and win you this coffee machine. What song do you
Speaker 1: think this is?
Speaker 4: Brett? What do you reckon?
Speaker 2: I know this song because my daughter.
Speaker 1: Sings it all the time and practically like that, that's
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift.
Speaker 3: Shake it off.
Speaker 1: This dad knows his Ta ta fiery Brett.
Speaker 4: You won the coffee machine. Well, Une, thank you very much.
Speaker 5: Everyone, thank you.
Speaker 4: That's fantastic. I'll be a white all day.
Speaker 1: Yes, Brett, thank you very much to call him.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Jason O'Keeffe.
Speaker 1: Christian sounds like the Aussies are throwing down the culinary gauntlet.
Speaker 1: Time for the Nashes. It's a food version of the
Speaker 1: Ashes anyway, Christian. The Nashes is a blind taste test
Speaker 1: that will commence when you come back from the Motherland
Speaker 1: with fresh wares. It's on Australia verse England Penguin.
Speaker 4: We'll take on Tim Tam.
Speaker 1: Cabreas versus Ossie Cabreys in the UK, UK min though
Speaker 1: versus Australia, and the list goes on. Jason O'Keeffe. That
Speaker 1: is a kid idea. I'm going to send your prize.
Speaker 1: We're definitely going to do that all right right now
Speaker 1: though we're looking fuel stories.
Speaker 4: Of falling.
Speaker 1: You can be just falling, falling down, falling through, falling
Speaker 1: into love.
Speaker 4: Falling out. I've love falling out of a car TAXI
Speaker 4: Yes on Misery Tuesday.
Speaker 1: New thing we're doing, Christian I got another banger about
Speaker 1: falling out of love when I found out he was cheating.
Speaker 1: You want a coffee machine. That is the sort of
Speaker 1: thing that could easily happen on Australian radio. And I
Speaker 1: can't even say not on our watch anything.
Speaker 4: Anything can happen in Australian radio.
Speaker 1: So Chris Passy's husband, the love God has put a
Speaker 1: dainty foot through the ceiling.
Speaker 6: It's just like a bellerin his toe through the roof
Speaker 6: of the ceiling. When he was putting the Christmas tree
Speaker 6: up there.
Speaker 1: Were you sat in the room and suddenly a bit
Speaker 1: of Chris's foot came through.
Speaker 6: I was sitting watching Netflix and I just heard this
Speaker 6: almighty bang. I thought, Oh, he's dropped the tray or
Speaker 6: something up there. To see he's tired through the past.
Speaker 1: It's an amazing image. It looks like he's trapped up though,
Speaker 1: and he's trying to punch his way out.
Speaker 7: Things.
Speaker 1: All right, So we're looking for your falling stories this morning.
Speaker 1: Falling any stories about falling, falling into and falling out
Speaker 1: of Some might have fallen out of a tractor, true?
Speaker 7: Or falling onto something? Is that something? Yes?
Speaker 1: Yes, I remember once falling onto a lady and spilling
Speaker 1: my drink all over her blouse. It was really really
Speaker 1: You know, when someone's going it's okay, it's okay, I
Speaker 1: just need a couple of sounds up, you know, when
Speaker 1: it's so not okay. She just wanted to glass me,
Speaker 1: but she couldn't because they're witnesses.
Speaker 4: There.
Speaker 3: Christian Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 1: We're looking for your falling stories thirteen fifty five, twenty two.
Speaker 1: Riya's got a salacious appetite for them. I've just seen
Speaker 1: you messaging the Chuckle sisters. Have we got any good
Speaker 1: falling stories? We take those next? Oh lovely, Christian falling story.
Speaker 1: Was it a heavy metal concept? Fell down? I thought
Speaker 1: it was gonna die, But as it turns out, heavy
Speaker 1: metal people are really nice. And I had several people
Speaker 1: worried about me and they got me back up on
Speaker 1: my feet. That all right, we'll update all our files
Speaker 1: and preconceptions of heavy metal fans.
Speaker 4: Okay, have you mind it? Tempos eight we do your
Speaker 4: miss hard lyrics.
Speaker 10: It's just another Mishardman day. Christian O'Connell's miss heard lyrics.
Speaker 1: All right, every Monday, we play back your mishurd lyrics
Speaker 1: as we're playing the back if we hear what you
Speaker 1: think you're miss hearing, if we don't hear it, and
Speaker 1: for the great ones.
Speaker 10: Tis Hall of Favor.
Speaker 1: And as always, this feature is powered by you guys,
Speaker 1: So whatever you mishear them, email me Christian at Christian
Speaker 1: O'Connell dot com dot au. Last week Color Hall of
Speaker 1: Famous Dennis ac DC. You shook me all night long.
Speaker 1: My mind was aching and we were baking with you.
Speaker 1: Morgan are junior lessener, twelve year old Morgan queen other
Speaker 1: one bites the dust. Hey, I'm going to get to poo.
Speaker 1: That's why you're in the Hall of Famer. If you
Speaker 1: come up with champagne radio like that. By the way,
Speaker 1: I'm halfway through a story. It's just coming right now.
Speaker 1: Someone falling five stories A mum who cannot be broken?
Speaker 4: No broken bones?
Speaker 1: What that helps you?
Speaker 7: Four five stories onto mattresses or mums are tough?
Speaker 1: They are a dad.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't have got up from that most humans. Yeah,
Speaker 4: but mum's are human plus superhuman? All right? This Chris
Speaker 4: has got this one higher? By Creed?
Speaker 1: Can you take me higher to a place where blind men?
Speaker 3: She?
Speaker 1: Or is it what's higher than that higher level of awareness?
Speaker 1: Going to a place where I'm mel s? Can you
Speaker 1: take me to a place where I melt? See? Get ready?
Speaker 1: It's because it's Creed in his big voice and he's
Speaker 1: really pacing it beautifully where he just wants.
Speaker 4: To be Melci. That exactly kind of stuff we love.
Speaker 1: Chris James coming in Hall of Favor Alistair grisbook. We
Speaker 1: didn't start the fire Billy Joel, British Beatlemania, or have
Speaker 1: the Brits beat Romania?
Speaker 4: Remain here, Ketty's got the running stones? Start me up?
Speaker 4: Or has mixed seen a deadly scorpion.
Speaker 10: Scopy?
Speaker 4: I love that scor.
Speaker 10: Tinsless. Hall of Favor.
Speaker 4: Reminds me of my fear when I thought I saw
Speaker 4: that snake.
Speaker 1: A couple of weeks ago we were in Sydney, seventeen
Speaker 1: seventeen floors up. It was the cable to my head.
Speaker 1: Del Brown punk rocker Teddy Bears with Iggy Pop. I'm
Speaker 1: a punk rocker, yes i am. Or is Iggy a
Speaker 1: prawn cracker?
Speaker 4: Yes? I am.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's what I'm a prown cracker.
Speaker 7: Yes, I am.
Speaker 4: Brilliant.
Speaker 10: Dell Tinless Hall of Favor.
Speaker 1: Ali's are great today, Thank you very much. PE's got this.
Speaker 1: She's got to be loved by Genny Morris. She's got
Speaker 1: to be or actually.
Speaker 4: Got two pillows?
Speaker 9: Yes?
Speaker 1: Yes, is there.
Speaker 7: Pilos now?
Speaker 4: Will's got this?
Speaker 1: Chrish No, I have a double misheard from an English
Speaker 1: soccer chance. It's supposed to say them chanting. This is embarrassing.
Speaker 1: This is embarrassing. So that is embarrassing. That is embarrassing.
Speaker 1: It's a very kind of like a lot of soccer
Speaker 1: chances I've heard. Aren't that polite? It's actually quite formal.
Speaker 1: That is embarrassing team. So he's got two possible misheards
Speaker 1: for this. Either that isn't my receipt?
Speaker 4: Can you hear it? That isn't my receipt?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Is it lobster's emotion? I'm hearing Lobster's emotion.
Speaker 7: The second time I heard it. The first time I
Speaker 7: didn't lobster's emotion.
Speaker 1: Yes it's a double word either way. Well done everyone,
Speaker 1: some brady ones today.
Speaker 4: Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: Keep the coming Email me directly when you mishear them.
Speaker 1: Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com. Today you thank you,
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Show one podcast Christian Matt Here. Many years
Speaker 1: ago I fell through an old garden shed roof. The
Speaker 1: whole thing fell down around me. To this day, my
Speaker 1: family still tells a story like it's the best.
Speaker 4: Things they ever saw.
Speaker 1: My family'd be the same if that happened to me. Matt.
Speaker 1: We're gonna do this tomorrow morning on the show your
Speaker 1: Falling Stories. But right now, let's tell you about the
Speaker 1: amazing story of the last couple of weeks and save
Speaker 1: our pub.
Speaker 7: God save them, path save the pub.
Speaker 1: Over the last couple of weeks we've been on our
Speaker 1: mission to save Ossie Pubs.
Speaker 4: Thanks to four X.
Speaker 1: The pub is calling somewhere between the first sip and
Speaker 1: the last laugh. It's always a four X. So we
Speaker 1: found the pub we wanted to. Well, at first we
Speaker 1: thought it was going to be a reno. It is
Speaker 1: a rhnno moral restoration because the pub. I know a
Speaker 1: lot of you have seen it on our social account.
Speaker 1: You can see the videos that's been going on over
Speaker 1: the last couple of weeks. We've got daily updates. We
Speaker 1: found this beautiful pub and a beautiful couple that were
Speaker 1: running it as well. Tracy and Gary up in the
Speaker 1: place called Helodon, about an hour and a half outside
Speaker 1: Brisbane and the Rio and I went up there a
Speaker 1: couple of weeks ago and fell in love with Tracy
Speaker 1: and Gary and this pub and.
Speaker 4: The whole story. They saw it online.
Speaker 1: They were looking for somewhere a big family home that
Speaker 1: they could retire to. They so the grandkids to run around.
Speaker 1: They saw this pub, but then when they moved in,
Speaker 1: they were like, they couldn't shut the pub down. And
Speaker 1: Tracy and Gary were ideally hoping to retire. They spent
Speaker 1: the last two years as accidental Republicans running a pub
Speaker 1: they did not want to be running, but they do
Speaker 1: it because they care about the community and those kind
Speaker 1: of assies, you know, people like this. And also the
Speaker 1: other thing to tell you is something about Tracy. Two
Speaker 1: weeks until when they moved into place, found out that
Speaker 1: she had MS as well, that has not diminished the
Speaker 1: zest for life that Tracy has. She is irrepressible, and
Speaker 1: we'd be up there this Friday. We're doing the big unveil.
Speaker 1: We're taking the show. We're all flying up to No
Speaker 1: Sleep to Toumba. Yes, we're rocking up in Tomba on
Speaker 1: Thursday night, hitting it hard, and then the big live
Speaker 1: show on Friday. And it's not just us coming through
Speaker 1: the entire show up there. We have a very special
Speaker 1: musical guest singing live. All great pups need live entertainment.
Speaker 1: We've got no no on Is he doing this banger?
Speaker 1: What a monkey dog? Intimidates him. It's also going to
Speaker 1: do if he sticks around. Anyway, Let's get the star
Speaker 1: of all the song right now. Tracy joins us live
Speaker 1: Morning Legends.
Speaker 2: Good morning, how are you?
Speaker 1: I'm great, Tracy young great. We love chance you so.
Speaker 1: What a couple of weeks for you and Gary? What
Speaker 1: have been some of your highlights? Is this reno is
Speaker 1: going around you know, your home.
Speaker 2: Everything's a highlights down to you know, having the walls painted,
Speaker 2: to the sign writing, furniture starting to arrive.
Speaker 7: It is.
Speaker 2: It is a whirlwind. It's something we're never in a
Speaker 2: million years would have believed it would happen to that.
Speaker 4: The sign writering is great, doesn't it. The guys, yes,
Speaker 4: and so.
Speaker 2: Totally blown our minds that this would happen.
Speaker 1: And Shannon No also then performing live as well Friday.
Speaker 4: That's going to be amazing.
Speaker 2: Yes, we're getting so many Facebook messages and phone calls.
Speaker 4: Did you Tricy, I didn't you know you had a
Speaker 4: phone line there?
Speaker 2: Yes, Yes, it's just came in the last few weeks.
Speaker 7: Wonderful.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 1: All right, So Tracy, what is happening this week? Because
Speaker 1: obviously it's the last couple of days. You know, you're
Speaker 1: all got to be done Thursday, So what are they
Speaker 1: doing this week?
Speaker 2: So this week, this morning the floors are going in,
Speaker 2: is the paintings being finished off, the carpentry he's being
Speaker 2: finished off, the furnitures arriving. Everything's coming together this week?
Speaker 1: And has it been chaos for you and Gary because
Speaker 1: this is also your home and even a wedding someone
Speaker 1: at their wedding reception.
Speaker 2: Then the wedding was wonderful. We had nearly seventy guests,
Speaker 2: so the I think they absolutely loved it. They couldn't
Speaker 2: believe the transformation that that the shed had taken over.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it looks actually, it's starting to look incredible. I
Speaker 1: see the videos every day now. We sen up our
Speaker 1: man in term Pete last week. Was he you can
Speaker 1: be honest, was he any good? It didn't appear that
Speaker 1: he did anything.
Speaker 2: Up there, Christian. He hopped in our dodge and drove
Speaker 2: down the wrong side of the street.
Speaker 1: What he's not even the European What do you mean
Speaker 1: he went down the wrong side of the streets.
Speaker 3: I know people were asking people.
Speaker 2: I kept saying America. Yeah, they just took off like
Speaker 2: a bad air of the hell.
Speaker 1: Down the little of the street, like a Tracy Chapman song,
Speaker 1: fast car.
Speaker 2: That's peaks the nervous wreck.
Speaker 1: It would appear all he did was only report back
Speaker 1: on how good the local spase shop is, to get
Speaker 1: some snacks for the trades that were working there.
Speaker 7: And it sounded like I had a lot of bacon
Speaker 7: and egg rolls that you made from Tracy.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, yes, and coffee large cups, short cups, little cups,
Speaker 2: big cup.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm sorry to say he's insisted. I wonder now.
Speaker 1: He told me he's going back Wednesday to scout ahead
Speaker 1: to get everything ready now I know he's going to
Speaker 1: this is go and get more of those bacon rolls
Speaker 1: and coffee.
Speaker 2: From me, Tracy, Well hide the car caps.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to see you Friday morning for the
Speaker 1: big unveil Tracy. Good luck this week, enjoy all and
Speaker 1: as always a joy to chat to you mate.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much, Christian, see you Friday.
Speaker 3: We will the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Time for this morning's time waster.
Speaker 1: Today on International Monkey Day, we're looking for your monkey movies.
Speaker 1: The producers have handed me the top five most famous
Speaker 1: monkeys of all time.
Speaker 4: Hot topic. I like it.
Speaker 1: Who do you think is in there? Pats and Rio
Speaker 1: Famous keys of all time? Who comes to mind?
Speaker 6: Has that monkey off the Clint Eastwood movie Clide?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 4: Right, and it's on the Bigger Ranger Tang, isn't it? Right?
Speaker 1: Hand? Turn Clyde. Don't love those movies any which way,
Speaker 1: but lose not in.
Speaker 4: The power five.
Speaker 7: The first monkey in space yes, boom number one, al but.
Speaker 4: The second great name for great name, but terrible job.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah at number two, bubbles, Oh Uncle Jackson's monkey yep?
Speaker 1: Uh well three harambe at number four, I know that
Speaker 1: just made these up.
Speaker 4: At four, a fictional Marcel Ross's pet monkey in French,
Speaker 4: and at number five, Congo the painting chimp.
Speaker 1: No, I never heard of him, created over four hundred
Speaker 1: damn strap paint anyway, even sold one to Pocasso.
Speaker 7: He's still painting to Pocasso. Is impressing.
Speaker 1: That should be at number one. If you're that good
Speaker 1: at our Pocasso, go bloody. I mean, I'm good, but
Speaker 1: there's levels to this. What's your name, Congo, I'll buy
Speaker 1: it off you. That's I should be Ross's one in
Speaker 1: French who just did nothing other than sit on his
Speaker 1: shoulder anyway. Uh did not care that much about the
Speaker 1: top five our frankings, but I really do. Turns out
Speaker 1: all right. Were looking for your monkey movies. Be careful
Speaker 1: with monkeys, no laughing business, ripped face.
Speaker 7: Off, Oh nothing, My goodness.
Speaker 1: Silver the Big Baboonski Gold Throw Cakhaf on the train,
Speaker 1: Silver Uss Gone Gorilla, Not gone, Girl Gone Gorilla. Mystery
Speaker 1: surrounds this story. Silver Ape Fair He Gold, No Donkey
Speaker 1: Kong Country for old Men, Silver Blas Saving Primate Ryan
Speaker 1: Gold and seven was a chilling old movie.
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