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Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 1: As this is our last week with you guys, we're

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Speaker 1: asking you grown ups what do you actually want for Christmas?

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Speaker 1: It's always about family Christmas and it is the season

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Speaker 1: of given. But actually, what would you love for Christmas?

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Speaker 1: Simple question? And wow, we thousands of different answers right

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Speaker 1: now in my inbox. It's a joy going through what

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Speaker 1: you all want for Christmas. So let's played Santa right now,

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Speaker 1: team and grant some wishes. Nami Stewart's Christian. I've injured

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Speaker 1: myself at work now a work cover for a nasty

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Speaker 1: back injury means sadly income has dropped to Christmas A

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Speaker 1: little little word tough for me and the boys. So

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Speaker 1: I've got a nine year old son and a ten

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Speaker 1: year old I'd simply love the gift of a real

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Speaker 1: Christmas tree that we can all decorate. NOI of course

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Speaker 1: we can do that. We'll get you some extra bits

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Speaker 1: as well. We don't know me. I hope you wor

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Speaker 1: get better in the new year and have a great

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Speaker 1: turn next year. Yes, Christina here, Christian, Actually all I

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Speaker 1: want is a matching toaster and kettle. Christine I swear

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Speaker 1: to Robert Ean S. He said yes sand to rob

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Speaker 1: Ian S. Yes you can have a matching toaster and kettle.

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Speaker 1: Good morning Christian, Jack and Patsy. This is Karen. All

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Speaker 1: I want for Christmas is perfume. I've got three teenage

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Speaker 1: boys who will never ever get me this. It's a

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Speaker 1: tiny little pleasure, Christian, but I've never ever treat myself

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Speaker 1: to this. It's all about providing for them this year.

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Speaker 1: I simply would love some Yes, Chemis Warehouse, will we

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Speaker 1: get you something? They got their fantastic fragrance sale or

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Speaker 1: at the moment crazy prices. Karen, Yes you can. This

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Speaker 1: is from Joe in Mount Martha. Good morning Christian, and

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Speaker 1: Merry Christmas to you and the team. He to her,

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Speaker 1: another quality year of radio by not yeah, lit's all

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Speaker 1: It is that crazy time of year. Yeah, yeah, hy yeah.

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Speaker 1: I'd love a thirty meter retractable garden host.

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Speaker 2: I love my retractable garden host.

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Speaker 1: Once you go retractable, you will go back. It is

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Speaker 1: a joy. It's like the vacuum, you know, those ones

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Speaker 1: where you can stand on and it pulls it in.

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Speaker 1: That's what they should do with umblinical cords. When babies

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Speaker 1: are born. I don't have a thirty meter one, but yeah,

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Speaker 1: we'll get you a thirty meter retractable garden hose. And

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Speaker 1: that's what you want for Christmas? Joe. Who's to get

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Speaker 1: in the way of that? Enjoy? Genuinely? Is there are

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Speaker 1: things that are not that expensive that actually are an

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Speaker 1: everyday humdrum game changer. That retractable hose? Is it for me?

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Speaker 1: If you're a dog goinger, sometimes the dogs, you know,

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Speaker 1: they do a dodo in the garden and it's it

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Speaker 1: doesn't it's not an easy one to picture.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it hasn't said proper.

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Speaker 1: I get the hose out and wash it into the

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Speaker 1: garden and so or go nature. Mother, Uh, you have

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Speaker 1: this nourish whence you came? Yes? Oh, ths to my

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Speaker 1: retractable hose and then I just drop it might drop

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Speaker 1: hose drop on the garden and does it all for me?

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Speaker 1: Dis ant? Can I have moving boxes for Christmas? We're

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Speaker 1: moving this year and I can't get hold of free ones.

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Speaker 1: They all cost quite a lot of money. Yes, we

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Speaker 1: give you some movie boxes, Michelle. And then this is

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Speaker 1: an interesting one. Lady called Melanie dropped into my inbox

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Speaker 1: yesterday slid run in there. Photo of her, and she

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Speaker 1: needs some help to complete I can only describe as

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Speaker 1: a work of art on her arm. Let's call her

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Speaker 1: up right now and say that, yep, we give her

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Speaker 1: the money to complete this work of art, a very

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Speaker 1: unique tattoo. She's a grandmother.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Melanie, Hi, how are you.

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Speaker 1: I'm going Melanie, So you're live on gold right now?

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Speaker 2: Oh? Okay, Hi, thank you.

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Speaker 1: Very much for emailing me yesterday. That's all right, amazing tattoo.

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Speaker 1: Tell everyone listening right now. So you're you've got granddaughters.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I've got on forty seven and some young grandma

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Speaker 2: very proud two year old and seven week old granddaughters.

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Speaker 1: Well we and so on your arm. You sent me

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Speaker 1: picture of your arm. There's a it looks like a

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Speaker 1: completed tattoo already.

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Speaker 2: It looks like it. That's not.

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Speaker 1: So.

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Speaker 2: I had so many other ideas, but there was other

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Speaker 2: things that needed to come first. So yeah, that's finished.

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Speaker 1: There all right. Now, tell everyone listening because it'll be

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Speaker 1: dying to know what is the tattoo to sort of

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Speaker 1: have something permanent on you that celebrates your love for

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Speaker 1: your granddaughters.

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Speaker 2: So their mum is a weekend and she practices the magic.

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Speaker 2: She makes her own creams and balms and all that

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Speaker 2: sort of stuff. And we call my granddaughter's little witches.

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Speaker 2: So there's two little witches.

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Speaker 1: So your daughter's a weekend witch, a wicked witch is

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Speaker 1: a white witch, Isn't that right?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I love the idea. Obviously Friday and on the

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Speaker 1: weekend I get the broom out and the cape and

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Speaker 1: the black cat taking all the way again.

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Speaker 2: I went up one day there was a little cauldron

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Speaker 2: going with some bat wings and all that sort of

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Speaker 2: stuff around it.

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Speaker 1: So are you are you joking? You mean actual?

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Speaker 2: But at all? Yeah? Would you get those in the countries?

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Speaker 1: Those in cultural internationals they shove on British food bat wings, Yeah.

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Speaker 2: She's they was in the country, so all sorts of

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Speaker 2: stuff they get.

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Speaker 1: So those bat wings in cauldrons, can you? I feel

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Speaker 1: like bat wings? Nights bat wings. So the tattoo then

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Speaker 1: I'm looking at it's two witches on moons, year on year.

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Speaker 2: So one of them, one of my granddaughters is quite chunky.

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Speaker 2: She's the little one. She was born.

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Speaker 1: She's only they're not chunky. They just got that, you

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Speaker 1: know that. You yeah, that little baby fat on the

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Speaker 1: put underneath a chunky one.

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Speaker 2: She was nearly ten pounds, so we call her the

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Speaker 2: chunky babe. And then Rhiannon's quite petite. So we've got

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Speaker 2: one which that's a little bit more voluptuous, and one

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Speaker 2: that's a little bit swimmer, and one that's got sass

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Speaker 2: and there are wings.

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Speaker 1: Now, the the way that these are who don't mind

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Speaker 1: me saying this, but the way these witches are dressed

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Speaker 1: is it's like the outfits are from Risky. I was

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Speaker 1: going to say sexy Land witches, but you say Risks

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Speaker 1: and and and what's the thinking with that?

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Speaker 2: I just I did a lot of looking at pictures

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Speaker 2: and stuff and just put little bits together. And I

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Speaker 2: still wanted it to be when they're a little bit older,

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Speaker 2: not baby is. It's definitely not. So what's missing from

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Speaker 2: the tonne because it looks like a fully a.

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Speaker 1: Jumper?

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Speaker 2: No, I want to put a little caldron, a little

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Speaker 2: back flying around, a spider in a web, and just

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Speaker 1: So we listen. We would love to finish this work

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Speaker 1: of art on your arm. What an amazing nanny you are, Grandma, Yes, grandma,

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Speaker 1: we have to have your grandma arm completed. It's a

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Speaker 1: work of art. It's a Sistine chapel on your left

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Speaker 1: arm there, Melanie, Yes, it's Please send me other PHOTOO.

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Speaker 1: I can't get enough of your army mind box and

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Speaker 1: anything like it. It's wonderful, it's wonder if you obviously

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Speaker 1: a very very proud grandmother. I am you awesome? Where

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Speaker 1: you all have a lovely Christmas? Okay, thank you you too,

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Speaker 1: take care. So that was Melanie's answer to what do

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Speaker 1: you want for Christmas? Joan is retractable hosts and a

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Speaker 1: couple of risque witches on Grandma's You need to see

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Speaker 1: the tattoo we're put up on our socials, all right,

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Speaker 1: So let me know we got two more shows to

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Speaker 1: be given. Your wishes. Email me Christian at Christian O'Connell

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Speaker 1: dot com.

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Speaker 2: Today you Carl and Brner, you're listening to the Christian

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