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Speaker 1: Christian a Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Now, there's no easy way for us to get into this.

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Speaker 2: I'll just say what it is. There's a fifty five

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Speaker 2: meter track around this radio station. There's two ferrets, Ferret

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Speaker 2: Buta and ferret force It, and they are hopefully going

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Speaker 2: to be racing each other.

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Speaker 1: They said you needed a permit.

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Speaker 3: You know what you do need a permit for to

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Speaker 3: have a ferret, do you?

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Speaker 1: They said they were cute and fluffy. My nephew had them.

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Speaker 4: I was stinking things.

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Speaker 1: Third time has one man two ferrets? Christian o'connalls.

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Speaker 5: Really the feras.

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Speaker 2: All right live around this fine radio station. We have

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Speaker 2: a fifty five meter track purpose made for the racing

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Speaker 2: of ferrets. Ferret Beautiful take on, Ferret force it shortly

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Speaker 2: one hundred and eighty feet of this beautiful racetrack.

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Speaker 1: Jack in position.

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Speaker 6: I am at the head of the cardboard racetrack built

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Speaker 6: to look like a giant medieval castle where the ferrets

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Speaker 6: will race through. Momentarily, Pat's called them stinky. They're actually

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Speaker 6: super cute ferrets.

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Speaker 1: Yep.

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Speaker 6: I'm here with ferret Bueller and ferret Fawcett crawf. So

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Speaker 6: you know when you're commentating, Ferret Bueller is the white

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Speaker 6: ferret and the gray ferret is Ferret Fawcett.

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Speaker 7: I'm not happy with this because the track is too wide.

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Speaker 7: The only way that I can get around it is

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Speaker 7: I have to be on the track. This is not

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Speaker 7: what I signed up for, alright.

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Speaker 2: So, because it's so big and it goes around the

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Speaker 2: entire radio station, I can't see where Crawf is.

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Speaker 1: Crawf where about? So you described the scene.

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Speaker 7: I'm down at the chicane on the first turn. So,

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Speaker 7: and then they do a dog leg around through the

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Speaker 7: sales department, and.

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Speaker 5: Then another dog leg and then another dog leg.

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Speaker 1: All right, Crawford's ready, Jack's ready. Are the ferrets ready?

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Speaker 3: Bella? The ferrets ready to go? The ferrets are ready

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Speaker 3: so cute.

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Speaker 6: They love each other as well. I feel like we're

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Speaker 6: going to put them on the race track. They're just

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Speaker 6: gonna hug each other.

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Speaker 2: They're going to have a good time. Whether or not

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Speaker 2: they're gonna race, We're about to find out. Okay, Jack,

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Speaker 2: get the ferrets in position. We county down for three.

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Speaker 3: All right, ferrets are in position. I'm ready when you are, all.

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Speaker 1: Right, We're all ready, yes, ready, craw fready. I'm ready.

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Speaker 1: Value you ready with the ferrets?

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Speaker 5: Are you ready?

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Speaker 2: Reb okay three two one, release the ferrets.

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Speaker 3: Go ferrets. Oh my god. They're often racing very slowly.

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Speaker 3: They're not very up. They're interested in the GoPro that's

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Speaker 3: filming the takeoff. I wouldn't say they are racing.

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Speaker 6: They move.

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Speaker 3: They're looking around there, so they're definitely moving.

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Speaker 7: He comes ferret buella down the street. Oh no, here, ferrets,

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Speaker 7: come on ferrets. Oh no, it's trying to jump out. No,

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Speaker 7: stay on the track. Ferret jumping. It's very happy. I

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Speaker 7: tell him, no, coming on.

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Speaker 5: There's a fall or fallen.

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Speaker 4: Oh no, turn just waiting.

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Speaker 3: They're coming backwards. They're coming back to the start line.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, no, this is not what we wanted.

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Speaker 5: You've got to get right.

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Speaker 3: Oh here it comes, good boy, perpula, good boy FORRCET.

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Speaker 7: Here's some chicken. Chicken, here's some chicken. You have a

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Speaker 7: little chicken nugg and have a little sniff. And oh

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Speaker 7: this is coming up. Just I was going under the

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Speaker 7: under the bridge. No, you're gonna go over the bridge.

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Speaker 1: Hang on, we have this. This track is one hundred

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Speaker 1: and eighty feet. I reckon they've done. Watch out maybe

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Speaker 1: ten foot of it so far.

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Speaker 6: Well, Perapula is still only five feet from the start line.

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Speaker 7: Ferrett Fawcett is, Oh no, I decided to backtrack under

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Speaker 7: the bridge.

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Speaker 5: Doesn't like the camera. Doesn't like the camera, And it's.

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Speaker 8: Going back to the start.

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Speaker 6: We may need a song here.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, just content like they're coming back to the

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Speaker 3: start line.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, they're going back. They're reversing. Fair racing back.

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Speaker 1: Come on, Ferret's race. We just jog go for wonder.

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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show podcast. We are back.

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Speaker 2: It's the Christian O'Connell show with live ferret racing. They've

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Speaker 2: actually started racing.

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Speaker 1: Team.

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Speaker 6: They're up to the final ramp. So what I've still

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Speaker 6: got maybe ten to go.

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Speaker 5: This is incredible. Bueller Bueller is way.

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Speaker 2: Out of Cormon's Ferret back.

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Speaker 5: He's out. It's all right. He just had a lick,

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Speaker 5: just a little lick. Okay, we're going out. We're back

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Speaker 5: under the track. Oh here comes from nowhere, faucet. That's no,

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Speaker 5: this is unbelievable. Flock the track down there. I'm gonna

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Speaker 5: get him up here. Oh now they're fighting.

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Speaker 1: They're fighting each other. Brother and sister to win this race.

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Speaker 7: Now we've got one out with the printer and the

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Speaker 7: ones at the print that no, back on track.

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Speaker 5: Now here we go up here, up the top of it.

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Speaker 5: They just don't want to get up this ramp. Come on,

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Speaker 5: we're almost there.

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Speaker 1: You've come so hard to get to this spot.

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Speaker 6: There isn't fair to say there is a weakness in

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Speaker 6: the track. There is a hole in the track where

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Speaker 6: they keep getting out. Bell is very kindly putting handling

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Speaker 6: them back into the track.

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Speaker 3: They only have ten minutes to go.

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Speaker 1: If they can get done so well.

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Speaker 5: I'll tell you what it's force. It forces now in front.

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Speaker 7: This is unbelievable. This is a surprise baby style. And

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Speaker 7: now Buelah decided to go the other way. Oh no,

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Speaker 7: we're waiting and waiting. Come on, follow the chicken, follow

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Speaker 7: the chicken.

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Speaker 5: Oh no, it's.

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Speaker 1: Either Farret whisper this morning.

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Speaker 3: Corpus's got chicken on a string trying.

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Speaker 1: That's a normal thing for that man.

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Speaker 5: No, here we go. We're coming up.

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Speaker 4: This FORRCET and they're slowly coming to the ends.

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Speaker 1: It's the slowest race.

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Speaker 5: Please. Oh no. Fuel has decided to use it like

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Speaker 5: a slide.

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Speaker 6: And here we go towards the finish Ferret three meters

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Speaker 6: from the finish line.

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Speaker 5: Oh no, there's a.

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Speaker 2: Back Jackraf is actually dangling fried chicken in front of them.

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Speaker 5: How else do you get the moving forward? They've thorn

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Speaker 5: back down.

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Speaker 3: Now you're dangle.

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Speaker 2: I thought he had something else coming up his plant stem,

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Speaker 2: but thankfully it wasn't.

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Speaker 1: Just a horrible little drumstick.

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Speaker 5: Bueler, it's coming towards the finished line.

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Speaker 3: Ferret boss, it's gone backwards.

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Speaker 8: We have our first step winner, jack Ah, that was fantastic.

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Speaker 8: You should have bitten harder. Ferip Buela Craff. Who is

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Speaker 8: the winner?

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Speaker 7: Well, the winner of the slowest race I've ever seen

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Speaker 7: in history is.

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Speaker 1: Ferrituela Ferret Bunis.

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Speaker 2: That means the five Listeners syndicate they had Ferret Butler.

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Speaker 2: They win a share of one thousand dollars to two

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Speaker 2: hundred bucks each to Rob, Malcolm, Sylvia, Anthony and Scotty.

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Speaker 2: You're part of the winning syndicate. Amazing work, everybody.

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Speaker 7: Just just a quick note, Christian, we seem to have

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Speaker 7: lost another ferret, so we need everyone.

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Speaker 5: On the log for a wonder.

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Speaker 1: Right, We're go and find a ferret on a brighter

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Speaker 1: note the Christian o'connells show Thank You,