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Speaker 1: Good morning, Pats, morning everyone, Good morning Rio, Good morning, Perats.

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Speaker 1: I'm just check it in. How are you feeling today? Mate?

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Speaker 1: Did you make the luncheon yesterday?

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Speaker 5: I did have to make a quick exit though, because

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Speaker 1: The LOGI what do you finish about? Nine?

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Speaker 3: I think maybe it wasn't our, but there's six champagnes

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Speaker 1: So I saw a photo on your Instagram of you

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Speaker 6: Pat, Thank you very much, Yes, thank you very much.

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Speaker 1: And that was christ your husband in your arm.

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Speaker 6: Everyone confuses Andre.

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Speaker 1: another man though, just presuming because he's on your arm,

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Speaker 1: what's that classic gift of Homer Simpson to go on

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Speaker 6: Pitt, you're not the first person.

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Speaker 5: No, that's Andre from Andre Sharks from the Langham Andre Sharks.

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Speaker 1: You know when someone's been traveling and they go, I'll

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Speaker 5: I don't think I've got a red carpet photo with

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Speaker 1: She said you? She said, she said you just don't

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Speaker 1: a Wednesday, it's the middle of the week. Your three

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Speaker 1: What's it for you?

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Speaker 3: Mine is sushi? No, sorry, seagull stole sushi. I had

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Speaker 8: Sorry?

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Speaker 1: It is now. Pete will Pete really will? He will.

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Speaker 1: He's a human firework. He will brighten up your morning

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Speaker 1: Sorry, just came for anyone else with you that could try.

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Speaker 4: We'll get there all right, Pete Bundy, Christian O'Connell shown podcast.

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Speaker 1: Christian, I would love intern Peter to drop off two

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Speaker 1: couple of them obviously apparently listen to the show. So

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Speaker 1: can we have a look at this DJs. I get

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Speaker 1: this actually quite scary email once a month with the

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Speaker 1: month ahead in great detail, like days and times to

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Speaker 1: watch outything. Obviously I have a quick glance at but

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Speaker 1: it kind of upsets me sometimes. I know they're studying

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Speaker 1: my start sharp, they're studying my future before me.

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Speaker 3: And I know you're a big moon guy.

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Speaker 1: I'm a big moon guy. And it was ninety eight

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Speaker 1: percent wax and gibbus yesterday. But it's it's a very

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Speaker 1: big one tonight, Aquarius is a very very big one.

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Speaker 1: Things are going to things are going to be interesting

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Speaker 1: today already. I just went to make a cup of

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Speaker 1: tea and I saw that you Ria were locked out

449
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Speaker 1: the radio station only twenty minutes before. I said, it's

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Speaker 1: about letting go of the old suddenly adding option do

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Speaker 1: I let him in? Do or let him out? All right?

452
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Speaker 1: So yesterday evening I had a long day. Yesterday evening

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Speaker 1: I got in the wrong uber and it took me

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Speaker 1: seven minutes. We were driving seven minutes before I realized

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Speaker 1: we were not going towards my house. And then I

456
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Speaker 1: was getting messages from the actually right books, going you're

457
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Speaker 1: in the wrong uber, actually in block capitols, pull over,

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Speaker 1: you're in the wrong uber. And the guy didn't take

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Speaker 1: me back the seven minutes to draw. He just dropped

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Speaker 1: me out the side of the road. Yeah, it was

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Speaker 1: raining and cold last night. It's a little Paddington wondering

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Speaker 1: the streets. So today, today's theme of today's show is

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Speaker 1: the wrong? What is your story about the wrong? Whether

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Speaker 1: it's the wrong date, the wrong time, Shannon, this happened yesterday, Christian,

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Speaker 1: the wrong I wrung the wrong radio station yesterday. When

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Speaker 1: you set to call into Win a toaster, quickly tied

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Speaker 1: the number into my car phone. It was so excited

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Speaker 1: to hear it ring until I heard how triple M

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Speaker 1: Sydney Christian terrifying. I hung up right away. Damn it.

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Speaker 1: That would have been their only caller yesterday. Obviously they

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Speaker 1: aren't giving her any free toasters otherwise, want me to

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Speaker 1: get through so easily. I got through straight away yesterday.

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Speaker 1: That's from Shannon in Engerdeen. So what is your wrong story? Rio,

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Speaker 1: You've got one.

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Speaker 3: I've accidentally pulled the wrong person's pants down.

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Speaker 1: So I was I don't think it's okay to talk

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Speaker 1: about jacking people, and rightly.

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Speaker 3: So I was like cold, this is many years ago

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Speaker 3: at Uni.

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Speaker 1: I was Benny Rio. Benny Hill was a few decades ago,

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Speaker 1: and it ain't all right now.

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Speaker 3: I was the cold and I thought who I saw?

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Speaker 3: Who I thought was my.

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Speaker 1: Fruit veg.

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Speaker 3: And he had a basket and his basketball shorts on,

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Speaker 3: and he had a basketball like, that's definitely my mate Willis.

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Speaker 3: He lives just around the corner. So did the hilarious

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Speaker 3: thing stuck up on him? But he spares down. Not,

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Speaker 3: he's just fuss.

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Speaker 1: I'm a gentleman, obviously, shiver is not.

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Speaker 3: He turned around. He actually took it pretty well. He

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Speaker 3: merely said like, obviously, what the f And then I said,

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Speaker 3: I'm so so sorry. I'm with my friend Willis.

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Speaker 1: And he thought it was hilarious that.

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Speaker 6: What you did to pick up.

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Speaker 3: I would have stricken.

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Speaker 1: The pain is on fire today. Let's get Patsy to

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Speaker 1: a luncheon every day Monday to Thursday. All right, they're wrong.

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Speaker 1: Here we go here, Tony. Good morning, Tony, Good morning guys.

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Speaker 8: How are you doing.

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Speaker 1: We're good, Tony, welcome for the show. Thanks the corner mate.

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Speaker 1: What is your story about the wrong?

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Speaker 12: Okay, So about fifteen years ago, a friend of mine

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Speaker 12: bought a place and we were going to.

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Speaker 8: Help her move.

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Speaker 12: So loaded up the truck and as we're leaving, she says, look,

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Speaker 12: I've got a few things I need to do, so

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Speaker 12: I'll meet you guys over there in like an.

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Speaker 8: Hour or two.

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Speaker 12: You guys can go over. I've left the place unlocked.

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Speaker 12: You can, you know, start off loading. So we've rocked

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Speaker 12: up and we start off loading and it's a jimplex.

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Speaker 12: Well sadly we were actually offloading and taking the stuff

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Speaker 12: into the wrong house.

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Speaker 1: Awesome. I've never heard of that happening before. Amazing, Tony.

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Speaker 12: Look she turned up and she's like, what are you

517
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Speaker 12: idiots doing? And look, Luckily nobody else knows we did.

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Speaker 12: It was just the three of us that were there.

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Speaker 12: Nobody else knows that happened until now, Tony.

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Speaker 1: Great story. Thank you very much for calling mate. We'll

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Speaker 1: send you prize.

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Speaker 8: Thank you.

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Speaker 9: Thanks guys.

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Speaker 2: Christian Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 1: Them of today's show The Wrong Christian. My mum used

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Speaker 1: to own a Mitsubishi Scorpion. Uh nice cars. I'm lot

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Speaker 1: the car lead the shopping got in key in the ignition,

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Speaker 1: wouldn't start called out the RACV, waited for them to come,

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Speaker 1: only for them to point out there was an identical

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Speaker 1: car two cars down that was actually my mum's. That's

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Speaker 1: one of the best wrong car story. Something wrong with

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Speaker 1: this car, mend it tarny good? One question. One time

533
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Speaker 1: on holiday with my now ex husband in Greece, we

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Speaker 1: had a lovely time. On the last air we packed

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Speaker 1: up and headed to the airport god checking counter. Turns

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Speaker 1: out we were there a whole twenty six hours early.

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Speaker 1: We had to turn around, headed back to the hotel

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Speaker 1: on the pool. We had no money left to do anything.

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Speaker 1: Oh dear table water for you guys. I was just

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Speaker 1: telling the team. I remember a couple of years ago,

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Speaker 1: I was driving along and I thought I saw from

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Speaker 1: behind my friend's wife, Sally. So I thought, oh, this

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Speaker 1: would be a funny surprise for her. And I was

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Speaker 1: driving and the traffic was quite slow, so I wound

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Speaker 1: down the passenger window, gone on the old car horn.

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Speaker 1: And it's not like I got a quiet voice. I

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Speaker 1: yelled out, why lovely. This woman turned round. Who is

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Speaker 1: not Sally? It was just a blondhaired lady right. Actually

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Speaker 1: just startled her a lot of other people, because if

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Speaker 1: you heard someone like that yell out OI lovely and

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Speaker 1: think it's okay in this day and age, you'd look

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Speaker 1: round two see who is that? And I was sorry,

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Speaker 1: it's Sallie. I can see people looking I even if

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Speaker 1: it's got even if it is the wrong person, who

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Speaker 1: are you doing too? Is this a ploy? Is this

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Speaker 1: his thing? Wait? Is that the DJ? Is this what

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Speaker 1: he does? After the show? Just goes around? Maybe it

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Speaker 1: works one times out in twenty so he gets his Lisa,

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Speaker 1: good morning, good morning, Good morning, Lisa. Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 1: So what is your thank you? The wrong story for us? Lisa?

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Speaker 13: Yes, I stole the wrong wallet out of the wrong handbag.

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Speaker 13: Many years ago Mike, mister and law used to I know,

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Speaker 13: hang her handbag over her praym when she had a

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Speaker 13: small baby, and I kept saying to her, if you

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Speaker 13: keep hanging your handbag over the pram like that with

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Speaker 13: it open, somebody's going to come along and steal your wallet.

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Speaker 8: Anyway.

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Speaker 13: Sure enough I saw it again, she had the handbag

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Speaker 13: hanging over the pram, the wallet sticking out. I thought, right,

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Speaker 13: I'll teach you a lesson. I'll show you how easy

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Speaker 13: it is. So I went up there, put the wallet out,

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Speaker 13: started walking around, realized that there were people looking at

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Speaker 13: me horrified. And I was told him this wallet, and

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Speaker 13: I said, man, I'm trying to teach my sister in

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Speaker 13: law lesson. It wasn't her wallet, it wasn't her handbag.

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Speaker 1: A very powerful lesson for everybody there. I'll say that next.

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Speaker 1: So that is a great story, Lisa, Thank you very

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Speaker 1: much for showing Mate, thanks to calling the show. Have

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Speaker 1: a good day and you Ian tomorrow. Maybe shoe stories

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Speaker 1: teaching someone a lesson? Ian. Good morning, Ian, Welcome to

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Speaker 1: the SHOWMATEE.

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Speaker 8: Hi Christian, now a man, I'm good.

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Speaker 1: So the wrong what's your version of that? Ian?

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Speaker 8: Well, I'm a planner.

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Speaker 14: I've been doing it for years and we're doing a

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Speaker 14: lot of rental properties and I actually roll it up

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Speaker 14: to a place and I said, I'm here to do

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Speaker 14: your toilet washers and everything. They go, oh, you're great.

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Speaker 9: We've been waiting for the real estate to seend somebody here.

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Speaker 9: So I go in there to start fixing the toilet.

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Speaker 9: Got it all working amazingly. They were so happy. They

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Speaker 9: sent me out to the one o at the bat

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Speaker 9: that hasn't worked for twenty years. They said, please get

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Speaker 9: this money now, we've been asking about ages. Spent so

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Speaker 9: much time and money fixed it up just to try

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Speaker 9: and get it going. I didn't replace they tried to

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Speaker 9: get it going. Got it all going now.

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Speaker 8: So wrapped.

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Speaker 9: I left the place going down the street.

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Speaker 1: Then he bossed, reading this.

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Speaker 9: Have you been into that hairse yet? I said, oh,

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Speaker 9: I think so held me double check and I didn't

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Speaker 9: want to say anything, so I drove back and checked.

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Speaker 9: There was two houses away from the wrong.

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Speaker 1: Their version of this. You won't believe our luck. A

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Speaker 1: free plumber came door to door broke in. You haven't

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Speaker 1: even done.

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Speaker 8: The toilet didn't work?

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Speaker 1: You get the duney done? Yeah? The best? Ian, thank you,

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Speaker 1: You're like the avon man going around door to door. Ian,

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Speaker 1: thank you very much. The story mate, have a good day.

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Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show go on podcast.

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Speaker 1: Theme of today's show, the Wrong After, Yes, even have

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Speaker 1: gone in the wrong uber. So far on the show,

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Speaker 1: we've had the wrong pantsing, the wrong house, the wrong wallet,

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Speaker 1: the wrong toilet, and the wrong blonde. I can also

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Speaker 1: I can also add that the wrong kiddie. Years ago,

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Speaker 1: when my daughters were younger. This story it's okay, but

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Speaker 1: years ago, and it was a sports day and they

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Speaker 1: must have been five and seven, and you know the

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Speaker 1: field was the over was quite big and had one

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Speaker 1: of those old handheld camcorders and there was like ten

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Speaker 1: kids learning that for race, And so I thought I

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Speaker 1: was filming my daughter zooming in and waving, and you

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Speaker 1: could we still have this? I might try and get

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Speaker 1: the audio. Actually we still have this. My wife, go Chris,

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Speaker 1: that's the wrong girl, my ghost. She's also not from

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Speaker 1: the same country as your daughter. So it's wrong kiddy,

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Speaker 1: wrong race. And that's a new feature we're doing next week,

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Speaker 1: isn't it all right? So the wrong What is your

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Speaker 1: story about? The wrong eeteen fifty five twenty two. These

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Speaker 1: stories are brilliant, Thank you so much. We've also got

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Speaker 1: heng I need to get my glasses on for this one.

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Speaker 1: This is a great story from Shelley Christian mar was

635
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Speaker 1: trying to call in. My sister pushed a wrong person

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Speaker 1: in the pool. We were out for Christmas and lunch

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Speaker 1: at South Bank in Brizzy, and we wanted to prank

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Speaker 1: our other sister, so we pushed her in the pool.

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Speaker 1: Only suddenly this woman started screaming and turned around from

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Speaker 1: the pool and it was not my sister. It was

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Speaker 1: a poor lady, all dold up for Christmas. She yelled

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Speaker 1: at heart to yell at someone I haven't arguing, so

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00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:51,360
Speaker 1: when you're in the pool, she yelled at my sister

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Speaker 1: and I it did not go down. Well, you reckon,

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00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:58,600
Speaker 1: you don't get it down. Well, yeah, it's okay to

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00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:02,320
Speaker 1: have a sense of humor failure in the pool. Christian

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00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:04,400
Speaker 1: has just heard the mitst of Bishy story. Same thing

648
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Speaker 1: happened to me many years ago. I drove to local

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Speaker 1: shops with my girlfriend now long suffering wife and her

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Speaker 1: dad's swanky new Honda preludes, Ye're back in the car

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Speaker 1: while she shops. Door opens, key, ignition, nothing, Then clicks

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Speaker 1: eyes with this massive bloke in front of me, open

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Speaker 1: with a w T for you doing. Turns out exactly

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Speaker 1: what are the odds? Exactly? Car model on the same

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Speaker 1: color was next door. That's on Rento. Renser, thank you

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Speaker 1: very much for the story. Andrew's here. Good morning Andrew.

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Speaker 7: Christian.

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Speaker 1: All right, so it's this a wrong dad. What's your story?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, A couple of years ago, my Chad worked at

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Speaker 7: one of the food food chains and I had to

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Speaker 7: pick him up after his shift and it was late

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Speaker 7: at night. So I've gone into the car park just

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Speaker 7: waiting for him. I've pulled up beside a car that

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Speaker 7: was exactly like mine, and my son's come out the doors.

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Speaker 7: He looked over at us. He's just walked over with

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Speaker 7: your head down on his phone. He's walking over, and

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Speaker 7: I was thinking, he's not walking, like, aren't we be

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Speaker 7: going anyway? He's got into the car next to me.

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Speaker 7: There's a guy in there who's frothered and he's pumped.

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Speaker 7: I helped it and my and then he looked over

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Speaker 7: at me, and then I was just there laughing, laughing

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Speaker 7: so much. I couldn't stop laughing. He's just dumping the

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Speaker 7: wrong car next to him, and he's got out, walked around,

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Speaker 7: just got in like nothing happened.

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Speaker 1: Look up from his phone.

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Speaker 3: He didn't get to pizza.

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Speaker 7: I couldn't stop laughing all the way home. Is nothing happened?

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Speaker 1: Andrew a great story, Thank you very much. According in mate,

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Speaker 1: that's got a Richard Now morning Richards, Morning Christians.

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Speaker 11: How are you?

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Speaker 1: I'm good, always loving to hear from me. Richard so wrong?

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Speaker 1: What is it for you?

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Speaker 11: Many years ago I was catching a busy Franks fromline

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Speaker 11: train into work, and the train.

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Speaker 7: And at that time in the morning, the.

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Speaker 11: Train about time of morning is full of professionals, and

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Speaker 11: so this guy walks on see's what he thinks is

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Speaker 11: a mate in front of him sitting down and walks

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Speaker 11: up and confidently of a big win in his face,

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Speaker 11: gives him a knuckle in the air, otherwise known as

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Speaker 11: the wet willy. The guy turns around in horror.

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Speaker 1: It's not his mate at all, wrong willy.

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Speaker 11: And you could see everyone else on the train watching

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Speaker 11: this unfold and just big grin from himself laughing. The

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Speaker 11: guy was so embarrassed that he got out of the

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Speaker 11: next station and.

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Speaker 1: Changed apologize like you doing the wrong pancing and then

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Speaker 1: the wrong wet willy. What There aren't enough words in

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Speaker 1: the beautiful English or cambri to try and say sorry enough.

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Speaker 3: You have to try and do with your face as

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Speaker 3: much as.

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Speaker 1: Yes, it's such a thing to do to the wrong

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Speaker 1: adult as well. Fantastic Richard, Thank you very much, your

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Speaker 1: story mate. Have a good day. Janine. Yep, Janine, welcome

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Speaker 1: to the show.

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Speaker 15: Hi, Thanks guys, Thanks Peter, some very funny stories so far.

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Speaker 15: But I've got a beauty. So many years ago our

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Speaker 15: son was doing a trifle, you know, one of those

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Speaker 15: week pix triathlons. So you know we're down there on

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Speaker 15: the beach watching him swim. We've got the cameras out.

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Speaker 15: My husband's taking all these photos as he exits the

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Speaker 15: surf starts doing his run. Took some photos, really excited

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Speaker 15: for him doing really well. Post them on Facebook. So

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Speaker 15: proud of our son, you know, doing all these things

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Speaker 15: and trying all these things out. It was not our son.

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Speaker 15: Wrong kid. Yeah, and then our son was actually probably

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Speaker 15: a good fifty meters or so. We missed it. No photos.

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Speaker 1: Oh my word, I'm glad I'm not the only parent

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Speaker 1: taking footage of the wrong kids. Cameronian girl, I don't

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Speaker 1: see colorI okay, I just see humanity. Janine, Thank you

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Speaker 1: very much, your story mate.

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Speaker 15: No worry, thank you.

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Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 1: So might be one of our favorite phones we've done

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Speaker 1: over the last couple of years. The Wrong that's the theme.

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Speaker 1: What's your version of the stories about the wrong store?

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Speaker 1: The coming in? Keep them coming? These are fantastic. What

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Speaker 1: about the wrong Pizza? Krishners at the pub couldn't decide

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Speaker 1: what pizza to order, A ham and pineapple pizza, right.

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Speaker 1: I just assumed it was mine started eating it. Ten

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Speaker 1: minutes later, pumpkin pizza came out. My mates sort of whispered,

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Speaker 1: didn't you order that, and I realized been eating somebody

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Speaker 1: else's pizza. Damn, it was so good. Once you start

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Speaker 1: on a pizza, don't matter what it's the right or

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Speaker 1: wrong one, you just haven't it. Christian. My name is

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Speaker 1: Melissa Morning Melissa. My brother Brad was on his red

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Speaker 1: peas driving a blue Commodore to a magic show gig

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Speaker 1: he'd lined out to make some extra money. He was

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Speaker 1: cut off in a busy traffic by a police swat

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Speaker 1: unit who were looking for someone who had committed a crime.

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Speaker 1: Close by had the same mate model car as Brad

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Speaker 1: and was also wearing a cap and a cape. Guns drawn,

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Speaker 1: pulled him out of the car, push him to the

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Speaker 1: ground and start searching him vigorously. They put out ribbons, cards, coins.

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Speaker 1: I'll be like, look at this hoon. What hasn't he

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Speaker 1: got stuff down his pants, a rabbit, a watch. They

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Speaker 1: poured ribbons, cards, coins from his pockets that all for

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Speaker 1: the magic show. Didn't take long for them to release

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Speaker 1: out the wrong guy, wrong criminal, Christian Houses for the

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Speaker 1: wrong I tried to open the boomgate in the wrong

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Speaker 1: car park with my home Garante Remonte. Not the first

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Speaker 1: time I've done this. Tired healthcare worker Morning, Emily, Christian

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Speaker 1: has happened on the last week. A friend of my

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Speaker 1: mum's went to the funeral and to find out halfway

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Speaker 1: through wrong funeral. They normally have a big image upfront,

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Speaker 1: don't they of the person? What made matters worse? It

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Speaker 1: gets worse the person whose funeral she thought wasn't attending

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Speaker 1: it isn't dead. I'd read that what she heard a rumor.

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Speaker 1: She heard a rumor that she passed away and assumed

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Speaker 1: that the next funeral of the church was for her.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, again, topics keep coming out. This one. You

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Speaker 1: heard a rumor.

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Speaker 3: Who's pretty rumors?

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I thought you were dead? No, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I'm fine, Christian the wrong. A few years ago my

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Speaker 1: parents in law brought block of land. They you went

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Speaker 1: down every month without fail to mow and clean up.

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Speaker 1: After six months they had a chance meeting with the

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Speaker 1: owner of the block next door. He was so profuse

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Speaker 1: and thanking them for cutting his grass. My father will

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Speaker 1: have him mowing the wrong block.

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Speaker 6: Ah, lucky you hadn't built the house yet.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Christian. About a few years ago we were living

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Speaker 1: in Melbourne. My dad was dudy to pick up my

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Speaker 1: mum at the train station when she finished work. It

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Speaker 1: was a cold, wet, windy winter night. When the car

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Speaker 1: pulled up my mom and when we went outside for

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Speaker 1: quite some time, she jumped in and went to put

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Speaker 1: the sea bart on without looking at who was actually

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Speaker 1: driving the car, so and went out of the bloody

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Speaker 1: cold for ages. The man looked over and said, I

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Speaker 1: find you were there waiting, love. I would have come earlier.

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Speaker 1: It was not my dad, Christian. About thirteen years ago,

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Speaker 1: the wife and I were at Port Douglas for a

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Speaker 1: holiday after our wedding. We went on the barrier reef snorkeling.

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Speaker 1: She was heavily pregnant with our first child. Anyway, we're

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Speaker 1: all in the waterknoking away. They had an underwater photographer

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Speaker 1: taking pictures of everyone and hold the hand of the

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Speaker 1: person I thought was my wife here. I'm thinking I'm

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Speaker 1: getting a really good photo of this. When we went

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Speaker 1: up up deck, my wife was there. She hadn't been snorkling.

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Speaker 1: I had a great photo of a complete stranger and

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Speaker 1: holding hands the barrier wreef. Darren Christian, my mum helped

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Speaker 1: a blind person onto a tram, only realizing afterwards it

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Speaker 1: was going the wrong way. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, Christian,

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Speaker 1: this is from Mary. Christian, my husband is always running late.

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Speaker 1: I was in bed waiting for him. Obviously, I've got

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Speaker 1: a sleepy kids right now on the score and get

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Speaker 1: a good night sleep. I texted him, hurry up, or

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Speaker 1: I will start without you in the words, I'm turn

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Speaker 1: the lights.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to start meditating to get to.

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Speaker 1: Turn the lights off and do that. Christian, hurry up,

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Speaker 1: I texted him, Or I will start without you. But

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Speaker 1: i'd act, he texted the painter. I laid a wake white.

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00:42:12,719 --> 00:42:14,919
Speaker 1: I wondering who was going to come through that door.

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00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:17,799
Speaker 1: First of all, it's okay, very X rayed version of

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Speaker 1: Thank God You're here.

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Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell Show podcast one.

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Speaker 1: Of the best phone ins we've ever done this morning.

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Speaker 1: If you missed him so far, to check out today's podcast.

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Speaker 1: When he goes up the wrong. That is the theme

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Speaker 1: of I Get the feeling of the week. Now We'll

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Speaker 1: we come back to it tomorrow on the show. Your

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Speaker 1: story is about the wrong. Like sah Brand here, Christian,

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Speaker 1: my manager has been picked up at Melbourne Airport by

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Speaker 1: a new sales rep. We hadn't met yet, and he

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Speaker 1: didn't know what I look like. But he actually picked

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Speaker 1: up the wrong lady in the queue and he had

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Speaker 1: to do a loop and drop her back off and

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Speaker 1: then find and then try and find me. Christian, I

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Speaker 1: thought you'd like this story as a cat's own yourself.

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Speaker 1: Last month, my cat has appeared. A week ago, I

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Speaker 1: found him and brought them back into the house. But

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Speaker 1: yesterday morning my actual cat came back. Now I have

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Speaker 1: two identical She sent me a photo. Well, they look

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Speaker 1: exactly the same, black tabby cats with like a white bib.

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Speaker 1: They're exactly the same. And also it kinds of lends

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Speaker 1: us into this believe it or not?

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Speaker 3: What you gotta be justhing me.

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Speaker 2: Black?

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Speaker 1: Were you with Cheryl who married a Hunt?

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Speaker 3: Who worked with the Cheryl who married a.

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Speaker 1: Hunt as well? I've just seen a story drop into

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Speaker 1: my in box entitled the wrong toilets? Well save that

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Speaker 1: for tomorrow right now, though, what are the odds your

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Speaker 1: stories of coincidence and chants every week on the show

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Speaker 1: like these?

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Speaker 8: My daughter Chloe put me onto Christian. As I'm driving,

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Speaker 8: I'm thinking, I wonder what Christian O'Connell looks like. And

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Speaker 8: you wouldn't believe it. There's a billboard on the side

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Speaker 8: of the road with.

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Speaker 15: Your face on it.

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Speaker 16: My ex husband father went on a trip with a

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Speaker 16: group of Vietnam War veterans back over to nap and

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Speaker 16: these little local kids came up to them morning to

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Speaker 16: sell things. One little boy had a set of dog

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Speaker 16: tags and they flipped them over and the name on

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Speaker 16: them was the name of one of the men in

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Speaker 16: the travel party, and they were his tags that he'd

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Speaker 16: last twelve serving over there.

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Speaker 1: All right, if you've got a story about coincidence and chance,

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Speaker 1: we're looking for them. Now. We'll take your stories.

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Speaker 2: Next Christian Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 1: Christian, I'm getting there early. I've got to go into

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Speaker 1: a meeting a half eight Frederick Jones's diary. That's good

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Speaker 1: gold silver brons, Oh gold gold. What am I enjoy

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Speaker 1: the meeting? What are the Odds? Stories of coincidence and chance?

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Speaker 1: Every Wednesday on the Christian O'Connell show. More in the Rail, Christian,

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Speaker 1: What are the Odds? Many years ago my cat went missing.

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Speaker 1: I got a new cat, tuxedo like the twin cats

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Speaker 1: you mentioned just now. I'm slata. I get a phone

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Speaker 1: call about my missing cat. I go to this house

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Speaker 1: called out his name, Phantom kill a name bt y

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Speaker 1: for a cat. He shot out from under a car.

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Speaker 1: I ran up my front Phantom spook. That is fantastic, Narrael.

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Speaker 1: Thank you very much. Alison, Good morning, Good morning, Alie.

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Speaker 1: What are the odds?

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Speaker 13: My mother in law I only had boys, but I

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Speaker 13: always wanted a girl. And if she had a girl, she.

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Speaker 8: Was going to call her Alison Claire.

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Speaker 15: My husband and I got married, and I am Alison Claire.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, yeah, she was the name. Yeah, she got

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Speaker 1: the daughter in the air and the daughter and that's

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Speaker 1: incredible story.

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Speaker 9: And I adore her.

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Speaker 17: I adore her.

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Speaker 1: Oh and my it's the same. My sister has four boys.

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Speaker 1: The reason why she has four boys, they kept trying

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Speaker 1: for a daughter, but the universe was like, it ain't

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Speaker 1: gonna happen. When are you going to realize? Boy boy

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Speaker 1: boy boy boy?

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Speaker 3: And Alison, what are the odds? My mom's name is

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Speaker 3: Alison and her sister's name is Claire. Really no, you're lying, that's.

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Speaker 1: No lights on their show, no lies. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: that is incredible, goosies, I know. Thank you, Allison, thanks

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Speaker 1: your story.

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Speaker 8: Doan's you call him my pleasure?

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Speaker 1: Grace?

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Speaker 13: Hello?

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Speaker 1: Oh my word. My sister's middle name is Grace. We

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Speaker 1: just mentioned the story.

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Speaker 17: She must be amazing.

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Speaker 1: Grace is a beautiful name. Actually, now, Grace, what is

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Speaker 1: your story? What are the odds?

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Speaker 17: Well, it's very weird. I actually went traveling to Europe

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Speaker 17: and before I left, a friend of mine said to me,

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Speaker 17: I've got to give him the phone number of two

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Speaker 17: mates of the driving around in a comedy van around Europe,

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Speaker 17: and you know you can catch up with him. And

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Speaker 17: I say, yeah, that'd be really cool. I'll go to Europe.

902
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Speaker 17: Two months later, I'm in Scotland in the youth hostel

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Speaker 17: and these two guys walk in into the room and

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Speaker 17: one of them's wearing a T shirt which is from

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Speaker 17: my local country town the name of it. And I

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Speaker 17: booked up and I said, these starts from Shepperton and

907
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Speaker 17: they said, oh, yeah, yeah we are And I said right,

908
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Speaker 17: and I said what you doing? He said, well, we're

909
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Speaker 17: just traveling around. Bought a Coombe van traveling around Europe.

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Speaker 17: I said him, on a second, do you know my

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Speaker 17: friend Aaron. I said, oh, yeah, yeah, we know him,

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Speaker 17: we work with him. I said, you are joking, I said,

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Speaker 17: he gave me your phone number he was said to

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Speaker 17: give me your phone number, but I didn't get a

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Speaker 17: chance to get it off him.

916
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Speaker 1: But I'll tell you what.

917
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Speaker 17: Let's until we wrote him a postcard to say we didn't.

918
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Speaker 17: I didn't leave the phone number after all my family guys.

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Speaker 1: Anyways, Wow, I loved that, so great story, Grace. Great story. Also,

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Speaker 1: just a different type of postcards now because of you

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Speaker 1: flipping Instagram. We know we are on a day, mate,

922
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Speaker 1: get too many postcards. I actually ease up on the

923
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Speaker 1: your postcards. We don't need to see your monkey feet

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Speaker 1: at the end of a sun lounger either. Tomorrow on

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Speaker 1: the show Combe Van Stories, I've been waiting eight years

926
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Speaker 1: to hear about Australia's love of combe van.

927
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Speaker 3: My dad used to have a combe Van. That's how

928
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Speaker 3: he wooed my mom.

929
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Speaker 1: No, no, yes, don't don't give internet any ideas.

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Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell Show Gone Podcast.

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Speaker 1: If you want one of our bright side ben stickers,

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Speaker 1: all what he is to do is go to the

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Speaker 1: gold website dot com. Today here this morning out about

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Speaker 1: in the streets of Melbourne where it has been quite

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Speaker 1: a rough morning. Actually is Intern Pete. Last week Internpete

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Speaker 1: was out west around Sydney dropping off Ben Stickers. Well

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Speaker 1: done this morning, mate, rough weather out there today, Seriously, it's.

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Speaker 8: A rough morning out here in Melbourne, very cold. It's

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Speaker 8: a very cold, wintery morning. But I'm going to say

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Speaker 8: I want to run a bit of a statistic by

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Speaker 8: you all on ground back in the studios. That's okay.

942
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Speaker 8: I had a flight this morning at ten am. I'm

943
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Speaker 8: currently on the Gippsland Highway the M four two basically

944
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Speaker 8: traffic lockdown this morning. I would say across Melbourne. My

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Speaker 8: arrival time on my GPS is nine forty two and

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Speaker 8: I've got chest shut the gate.

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Speaker 1: By about nine twenty. You're not getting on.

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Speaker 8: That, mate. I need some good vibes or any advice.

949
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Speaker 1: Get you on a closed gate plane the bad drop closes.

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Speaker 3: Well, it's forty five minutes. There's no way you're making that.

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00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:22,479
Speaker 8: I need to. It's just traffic and clear on the

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Speaker 8: road with the M four to two. Oh, perhaps if

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Speaker 8: I could use the airwaves, if anyone could just move

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Speaker 8: to the to be clear.

955
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Speaker 1: You should have a special piece siren.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, oh that's a great ideas possibly illegal, but that's okay.

957
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Speaker 8: I am a ball of anxiety right now. Whether I'll

958
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Speaker 8: make it or not.

959
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Speaker 1: I'll just you won't make it. Well, don't worry. We

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Speaker 1: can untangle that ball here right now. You're missing the

961
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Speaker 1: flight or we need to get you like an eleven

962
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Speaker 1: o'clock one, then then you're stressed free.

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00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:53,159
Speaker 8: Oh I don't meant to think of that, to be honest.

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Speaker 8: I was just more like that's probably going to cost

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Speaker 8: a fortune.

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Speaker 1: Really, have you gone with the Benstickers what we're talking about? Oh?

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Speaker 8: Yeah, forgot about that. Yeah, Tina and Mary Warren. She's

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00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:07,839
Speaker 8: just had a little knock on the door just a

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00:50:07,839 --> 00:50:11,239
Speaker 8: moment ago from but it was absolutely pouring down raining

970
00:50:11,279 --> 00:50:12,959
Speaker 8: at the time. So I'm wearing a poncho. I've seen

971
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:15,480
Speaker 8: some audio through, but I think it's just merely audio

972
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:17,720
Speaker 8: of my poncho rattling against my phone, to be honest,

973
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Speaker 8: So my apologies if that's no good.

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Speaker 1: All right, this the end of you left here at

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Speaker 1: ten past six. You managed to drop off one ben

976
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Speaker 1: sticker oz post. You don't work for the show. I've

977
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Speaker 1: done a better job here.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, that's red light, red light, camera, red light, red light. Yeah,

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Speaker 8: sorry to speak camera all good, Not that I'm speaking

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Speaker 8: because I'm only going about five kilometers an hour at

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Speaker 8: the moment, because that's how bad the traffic is this morning.

982
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Speaker 8: But yeah, may I please on the M four two

983
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Speaker 8: O moon.

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00:50:48,200 --> 00:50:48,680
Speaker 3: He's gone.

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Speaker 1: All right, Pete, good luck. I actually just zoned up

986
00:50:54,319 --> 00:50:59,439
Speaker 1: my radio. You know that was the wrong link. We

987
00:50:59,520 --> 00:51:03,360
Speaker 1: did not need to speak to them, alrighty live guys

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Speaker 1: live alone. They were good luck people. Today's time waste.

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00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:11,240
Speaker 1: Best in Show one hundred and fifty bucks to spend

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00:51:11,239 --> 00:51:16,239
Speaker 1: at Red Rooster ten dollars whole Roast Chickens Monday to Wednesday.

991
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Speaker 1: Today is the last day on it. Red Rooster Australia's

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00:51:19,719 --> 00:51:22,839
Speaker 1: favorite roast. So it's Monday to Wednesday ten dollars whole

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Speaker 1: Roast chickens. Beston Show for your fridge Movies one hundred

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Speaker 1: and fifty bucks to spend at Red Rooster Fridge Movies,

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Speaker 1: No Country for old Ham, Bronze a week Star, there's

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Speaker 1: me having a pop up feet wrong time wasted story.

997
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Speaker 1: Oh here're the funny ones wrong This the Curious Case

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Speaker 1: of Benjamin Butter Silver plus My Leftover's Foot, gold Yog

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Speaker 1: Hurt Looker, Gold Saladiator, Bronze, bree Heart, Scottish Accent, bre

1000
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Speaker 1: Abriachts You know Breeta Feta Attraction, Silver plus the slaw

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Speaker 1: Shank Redemption, Goal, Bacon too, the future many if you've

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Speaker 1: got this one more man long day, Yes, Sir Guda

1003
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Speaker 1: will well know. And everyone's got some Guda in there.

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Speaker 1: All right, What have you got any gooda stuff?

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Speaker 3: I got no gooder gear magnet Mike, Hey, magnet Mike,

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Speaker 3: Oh very good.

1007
00:52:28,279 --> 00:52:30,879
Speaker 1: I forgot about that draw. I just went fridge only.

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00:52:31,759 --> 00:52:34,480
Speaker 3: Outside inside bosh baby, yeah.

1009
00:52:34,440 --> 00:52:36,640
Speaker 1: Very good. Also gold we need.

1010
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Speaker 3: To talk about Kelvinata.

1011
00:52:38,440 --> 00:52:42,559
Speaker 1: Oh three golds. You're like Australia in the pool. Can

1012
00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:44,839
Speaker 1: Australia get out the pool? They need to do that

1013
00:52:44,879 --> 00:52:47,200
Speaker 1: buzzer you know you get the super pool. Can Australia

1014
00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:49,759
Speaker 1: please leave the common with Paul? You're winning everything I saw.

1015
00:52:49,759 --> 00:52:51,719
Speaker 3: We won twenty four out of twenty eight events on

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00:52:51,759 --> 00:52:52,719
Speaker 3: the poor your kid.

1017
00:52:52,719 --> 00:52:57,319
Speaker 1: It's crazy, isn't it. You're crushing it. Get them onto

1018
00:52:57,319 --> 00:52:58,319
Speaker 1: the track and out the pole.

1019
00:52:59,399 --> 00:53:02,640
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.

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Speaker 1: It's the Christian O'Connell's show all this week. For the

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Speaker 1: best show, you get to one hundred and fifty dollars.

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Speaker 1: Suspender Rare Rooster Time. Whisterday is fridge movies. Let's see

1023
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Speaker 1: what you've got, all right? Are you ready to mark?

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00:53:22,120 --> 00:53:22,680
Speaker 3: Let's do it?

1025
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Speaker 1: Frost free, Willy Silver, Big Mumma's westing House silver plu.

1026
00:53:27,759 --> 00:53:34,320
Speaker 1: When Harry met salad gold westing Roadhouse Silver, the smag

1027
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Speaker 1: Adam well done. Now this is from Liam, who is six.

1028
00:53:45,560 --> 00:53:48,399
Speaker 1: Sauce the sheep. Sauce the sheep instead of.

1029
00:53:50,120 --> 00:53:50,680
Speaker 3: Gold pluff.

1030
00:53:51,359 --> 00:53:54,239
Speaker 1: He really wants to get that rooster win. Kiddies love

1031
00:53:54,239 --> 00:53:58,239
Speaker 1: a whole chicken after a hard day play school. You're six,

1032
00:53:58,319 --> 00:54:02,079
Speaker 1: you want to smash the chicken, whole roast, whole roast,

1033
00:54:03,200 --> 00:54:07,479
Speaker 1: you know when we were like that one. We get

1034
00:54:07,480 --> 00:54:15,000
Speaker 1: it there and we see it not frozen, snow burner,

1035
00:54:15,160 --> 00:54:25,359
Speaker 1: ha the horse crisperer. Ah wow, don't just busting away

1036
00:54:26,040 --> 00:54:29,319
Speaker 1: one eat it. Well done. If I had smegs, i'd

1037
00:54:29,399 --> 00:54:33,920
Speaker 1: kick you. Oh these are very good, Laura, well done.

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Speaker 1: We're moving through the brands now. There was a lot

1039
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:39,919
Speaker 1: of Westinghouse coming through a couple of smakes. Now and

1040
00:54:39,960 --> 00:54:42,160
Speaker 1: now a Fisher and pikel called wonder.

1041
00:54:42,080 --> 00:54:44,120
Speaker 3: Oh very good silver plus.

1042
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Speaker 1: W Stevie, there's something about dairy silver. Sister heard of

1043
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Speaker 1: the Traveling Pancake mix Brunce. Yep, she's out of your league.

1044
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Speaker 1: Cheese out of your league, Cold Finger Silver plus the

1045
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Speaker 1: smeg Lebowski Silver, Christian the sixth Sense is a Fridge

1046
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Speaker 1: movie Icee dead people, I see I see, I see

1047
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Speaker 1: I see dead Pete. You get it, you get it,

1048
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Speaker 1: you get They're cold. Yeah. Men who stare at Overnight

1049
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Speaker 1: oats Silver, bus Center a Crisper, The Chrispers are back silver,

1050
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Speaker 1: as is the Westinghouse Wild Wild, Westinghouse Silver, Get him

1051
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Speaker 1: to the Greek yogurt Gold, Despicable Meat, silver bath, and

1052
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Speaker 1: ten things I Hate about stew Silver. All right, who

1053
00:55:38,640 --> 00:55:42,319
Speaker 1: is off to the rooster today? Oh, though you're going

1054
00:55:42,359 --> 00:55:44,320
Speaker 1: to say that six year old lader? I was like, no, no, no,

1055
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Speaker 1: don't give one hundred and fifty bucks. Of course, he

1056
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Speaker 1: shouting the whole play school, the lads, Lads, Lads, lads, lads,

1057
00:55:51,120 --> 00:55:54,839
Speaker 1: Color on the Sampit just one hundred and fifty large

1058
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Speaker 1: on the radio. The horse, Chrisper, the Horse Chrisper. Well done,

1059
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Speaker 1: one eater. Thank you so much for the incredible stories today.

1060
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Speaker 1: Today's theme of the show was the wrong and your

1061
00:56:07,040 --> 00:56:09,680
Speaker 1: various stories. There were so many today. There's loads more

1062
00:56:09,719 --> 00:56:12,160
Speaker 1: still coming in We're going to come back to this tomorrow,

1063
00:56:12,200 --> 00:56:14,440
Speaker 1: So if you've got a story about the wrong, anything

1064
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Speaker 1: to do with the wrong, we're here tomorrow for a

1065
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Speaker 1: part two of those stories. Email me Christian at Christian

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Speaker 1: O'Connell dot com dot A. You have a great day,

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Speaker 1: take care.

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Speaker 4: Thanks for joining us, The Christian O'Connell Show on podcast