WEBVTT - FULL: Editedededed 0:00:00.600 --> 0:00:07.800 Quest. Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast, 0:00:07.880 --> 0:00:09.120 Dinging Ding. 0:00:11.360 --> 0:00:14.120 We we could make a pocket square with with an 0:00:14.160 --> 0:00:14.880 hour's training. 0:00:16.000 --> 0:00:18.000 Don't rip the nut out of my sack and tell 0:00:18.000 --> 0:00:18.760 me it's guavy. 0:00:19.200 --> 0:00:20.080 Christ O'Connell. 0:00:22.920 --> 0:00:23.640 Hey, good morning. 0:00:23.760 --> 0:00:27.479 It is seven minutes past six Wednesday morning, Christian O'Connell's show. 0:00:27.560 --> 0:00:31.080 Good morning, Patsy, morning, Good morning, Rio. Hello, sitting in 0:00:31.160 --> 0:00:33.199 Jack's chair. If you heard that little clip there, Chack 0:00:33.320 --> 0:00:35.280 was sounding a bit faint, then the sound of having 0:00:35.280 --> 0:00:37.320 to do some extra work and making a pocket square. 0:00:37.720 --> 0:00:39.519 Suddenly he's off sick today. The thought of doing some 0:00:39.600 --> 0:00:42.479 extra work and making a pocket square. Jack is actually 0:00:42.760 --> 0:00:45.760 off sick today. I don't think we've all seen I 0:00:45.760 --> 0:00:47.199 don't know if you see it, Patsy, because you've sit 0:00:47.200 --> 0:00:50.200 in a different studio. But Rio, you do that muck 0:00:50.280 --> 0:00:51.720 that he started having in the morning. 0:00:51.720 --> 0:00:51.879 Though. 0:00:51.960 --> 0:00:53.720 Those oats, Oh, it's. 0:00:53.800 --> 0:00:56.640 Something like a bird vomits up into a baby's mouth. 0:00:57.120 --> 0:00:59.840 His wife makes them the night before, these oats from 0:01:00.080 --> 0:01:01.680 and I seem like mulching on them. It looks like 0:01:01.720 --> 0:01:04.520 it has no nutritional value whatsoever. 0:01:04.680 --> 0:01:07.080 No, and he brings it in these jar glass jar 0:01:07.440 --> 0:01:08.800 is from medieval. 0:01:08.360 --> 0:01:13.240 Times hipster Mason jars so look expensive and heavy as well. 0:01:13.720 --> 0:01:15.600 Perhapsy what's going on with you? How are you this morning? 0:01:15.640 --> 0:01:15.760 Man? 0:01:16.120 --> 0:01:16.400 Great? 0:01:16.440 --> 0:01:18.600 Actually, I had a really good night's sleep last night, 0:01:18.600 --> 0:01:20.880 which was good. I feel amazing and you're human today. 0:01:21.280 --> 0:01:22.839 But yesterday I sleep. 0:01:22.920 --> 0:01:25.039 To me about once a year, you know, you have 0:01:25.040 --> 0:01:27.240 a really amazing night sleep and you wake up thinking, 0:01:27.480 --> 0:01:29.440 this is who I was always meant to be in life. 0:01:29.680 --> 0:01:32.920 Could I just get ten a year more of these 0:01:33.120 --> 0:01:34.360 and I'd be so happy. 0:01:34.440 --> 0:01:36.480 I think I had more than six hours, which was 0:01:36.560 --> 0:01:38.119 just but I feel refreshed. I had one of those 0:01:38.120 --> 0:01:39.320 sleeps where I feel refreshed. 0:01:39.360 --> 0:01:40.560 So I'm aring a go today. 0:01:41.040 --> 0:01:43.240 But yesterday, on the way home, I saw something really, 0:01:43.280 --> 0:01:46.119 really funny. I was just a few streets away from 0:01:46.160 --> 0:01:48.720 our place, and there's a lady. She walks her dog. 0:01:48.840 --> 0:01:51.080 She's got this big like I think it's a shepherd dog, 0:01:51.120 --> 0:01:54.160 a big black shepherd. It's gorgeous. She walks him every 0:01:54.280 --> 0:01:56.480 day at the same time I go home. Anyway, she's 0:01:56.520 --> 0:01:58.720 got one of those I always take note. She's got 0:01:58.720 --> 0:02:00.400 one of those retractable leads. 0:02:00.720 --> 0:02:03.440 Oh they're a nightmare to use, though. Patsy We could. 0:02:03.360 --> 0:02:07.480 Never use that with Charlie. With Prisley, he'd go ballistic, 0:02:07.920 --> 0:02:11.120 like he'd wrap himself around trees, but she like, they. 0:02:11.000 --> 0:02:13.679 Just extend suddenly, very quickly, and you forget to get 0:02:13.720 --> 0:02:16.639 that little click on it that freeze it, and it's 0:02:16.639 --> 0:02:19.320 like you get wrapped around trees and other dogs and 0:02:19.320 --> 0:02:21.960 then they get wrapped around you. Those things do not 0:02:22.040 --> 0:02:23.720 work from us. What you need is that, you know, 0:02:23.720 --> 0:02:25.760 there's some of those vacuums, got a thing you put 0:02:25.800 --> 0:02:30.240 your foot on. I need, especially with the German shepherd dog, 0:02:30.320 --> 0:02:32.400 I need one of those that tracks the dog in 0:02:32.480 --> 0:02:33.000 towards me. 0:02:33.680 --> 0:02:36.639 Prisley's on a very tight lead when we take him 0:02:36.680 --> 0:02:37.640 because he can use it. 0:02:37.680 --> 0:02:39.440 Is it more like like a husky driver might have 0:02:39.600 --> 0:02:42.679 because that big old donkey dog you've got and a 0:02:42.800 --> 0:02:44.400 yank on one arm isn't going. 0:02:44.360 --> 0:02:45.840 To be enough thought a saddle? 0:02:46.080 --> 0:02:46.280 Yeah? 0:02:46.400 --> 0:02:48.160 Right? Is it like one of those harnesses you know 0:02:48.200 --> 0:02:50.919 they were parachuters when they land they're sort of putting 0:02:50.960 --> 0:02:52.760 it all in, or a parasailor might have. 0:02:53.000 --> 0:02:56.560 No, he needs a leather a leather lead because it's 0:02:56.720 --> 0:03:00.000 just yeah, nothing like ripe forget that he needs leaves. 0:03:00.120 --> 0:03:01.560 Leather does the job like a horse. 0:03:01.639 --> 0:03:07.200 We sort of STI because rope leaders are really doing business. No, 0:03:07.639 --> 0:03:09.960 thank god she's had that great sleep though, guys, because 0:03:10.000 --> 0:03:12.040 she decids what this story could be like if she 0:03:12.080 --> 0:03:14.160 woke up nack to day. 0:03:14.800 --> 0:03:17.600 No, but it was funny because she had It was 0:03:17.639 --> 0:03:21.320 the amount of lead she had, like it was meters 0:03:21.320 --> 0:03:23.720 and meters and meters. So the dog was on one 0:03:23.760 --> 0:03:24.600 side of the road. 0:03:24.760 --> 0:03:28.000 Why do we need those retractable leads to go out 0:03:28.000 --> 0:03:30.720 to like twenty meters away? Why it was a dog 0:03:30.760 --> 0:03:32.880 walking it south across the road to the oval getting 0:03:32.880 --> 0:03:33.440 on the bus. 0:03:34.520 --> 0:03:36.360 So I take it to an off lead park. It's 0:03:36.400 --> 0:03:38.520 either on lead or it's at an off lead park 0:03:38.680 --> 0:03:41.040 running around. But the dog was on one side of 0:03:41.080 --> 0:03:44.960 the road, and then she was on the opposite side. 0:03:44.920 --> 0:03:45.400 Kidding me. 0:03:45.760 --> 0:03:47.400 It was stretched across the road. 0:03:47.560 --> 0:03:50.280 Was she trying to wipe out motorcyclists down too fast? 0:03:50.480 --> 0:03:53.640 I really got clotheslined. I had to stop or I 0:03:53.680 --> 0:03:56.680 would have like went through the lead. It was hilarious. 0:03:56.680 --> 0:03:58.560 It was like, must have a car to him, because 0:03:58.560 --> 0:04:01.240 then you could have been dragging her. The dog and 0:04:01.280 --> 0:04:02.880 the leader is sort of wrapped around the front of 0:04:02.920 --> 0:04:04.320 your car bonnets. 0:04:04.720 --> 0:04:07.360 It was hilarious, but I thought, well, that's I did. 0:04:07.520 --> 0:04:10.280 I did sort of applaud her tenacity though, because I 0:04:10.280 --> 0:04:12.720 thought there is no way we could put Presley on 0:04:12.760 --> 0:04:13.520 a lead like that. 0:04:13.880 --> 0:04:15.600 It would end in disaster. 0:04:15.880 --> 0:04:17.600 Yeah, not having him the one side of the road. 0:04:17.800 --> 0:04:20.040 So when I was walking on a lot because I've 0:04:20.040 --> 0:04:21.880 got two dogs, right, We've got this proper dog that 0:04:22.120 --> 0:04:24.480 we've had like eight nine years. She's my dog. She's 0:04:24.520 --> 0:04:26.800 a German shepherdel. Then we got this really irritating thing 0:04:26.839 --> 0:04:30.599 called a toy poodle, which is basically an annoying cat, 0:04:31.200 --> 0:04:34.200 right that sort of yaps a lot whenever people come around. 0:04:34.240 --> 0:04:36.560 They just the shepherd dog is very well behaved, has 0:04:36.600 --> 0:04:39.000 a proper bart. This thing just yaps the other there. 0:04:39.080 --> 0:04:41.520 Trady came in. He pointed and go, what's wrong with that? 0:04:42.680 --> 0:04:45.120 I always go, that isn't mine. It'suck a step dog. 0:04:45.360 --> 0:04:48.120 That was a COVID lockdown purchase. But anyway, I was 0:04:48.120 --> 0:04:50.080 down the dog part right, and it was like just 0:04:50.240 --> 0:04:53.200 yapping at everyone, and I was chatless guy, and I said, sorry, 0:04:53.320 --> 0:04:56.120 this dog's this really nervous and anxious. He goes, oh, 0:04:56.160 --> 0:04:59.480 you can get edibles for dogs, and I don't think 0:04:59.520 --> 0:05:02.039 that is. I don't think my vet has offered me 0:05:02.160 --> 0:05:05.400 that as a service, and he goes, I know a guy, Oh, 0:05:05.680 --> 0:05:07.040 I did not know. Do you know you can get 0:05:07.160 --> 0:05:07.960 edibles for dogs? 0:05:08.000 --> 0:05:09.360 I don't know. Is that legit? 0:05:09.839 --> 0:05:10.920 What to calm them down? 0:05:11.000 --> 0:05:13.640 Well, obviously not to make him worse. It's not like cocaine. 0:05:14.560 --> 0:05:16.599 Cocaine for dogs, no, to calm down. 0:05:17.360 --> 0:05:20.159 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:05:20.040 --> 0:05:22.760 Thank you very much, a person who said, try acupuncture 0:05:22.839 --> 0:05:24.960 for dogs. They had a very anxious dog and they 0:05:25.000 --> 0:05:28.839 tried acupuncher. You ever heard of that acupunc Yeah? 0:05:29.400 --> 0:05:32.200 Yeah, where we take Presley out of Melbourne Uni Vet 0:05:32.200 --> 0:05:33.040 Clinic at Whereabe. 0:05:33.080 --> 0:05:34.279 It's a great clinic. 0:05:34.600 --> 0:05:36.560 I know they have a visiting one that comes like 0:05:36.640 --> 0:05:39.080 every fortnight because we nearly got it for our old 0:05:39.120 --> 0:05:40.320 dog for his arthritis. 0:05:40.640 --> 0:05:42.719 And they get lots of benefits from it. Apparently. 0:05:43.040 --> 0:05:44.279 How do you keep a dog still? 0:05:44.600 --> 0:05:47.240 I don't know. Maybe they trn get those gummies. 0:05:47.960 --> 0:05:50.600 No, I would guess they would just have like, you know, 0:05:50.800 --> 0:05:53.160 it's very easy to distract a dog. You go, here's 0:05:53.200 --> 0:05:55.960 some ham sizes, right, they start chunking on that. Next, No, 0:05:56.080 --> 0:05:58.320 there's a needle in l five or whether they put 0:05:58.320 --> 0:06:01.320 those needles suddenly it's going She's I feel really chilled out. 0:06:01.960 --> 0:06:05.080 My cheek is flowing for the first time in years. 0:06:05.200 --> 0:06:07.320 Thank you, dear owner. All right, we're going to open 0:06:07.400 --> 0:06:09.400 up the lines right now on nine four one four, 0:06:09.440 --> 0:06:11.800 one oh four three oh last two weeks then, we've 0:06:11.839 --> 0:06:14.520 been giving you a control of the billboards of Melbourne. 0:06:14.560 --> 0:06:15.640 We call it Winner Billboard. 0:06:16.000 --> 0:06:18.560 It is that all those giant electronic billboards you see 0:06:18.600 --> 0:06:21.359 all over the cities. You can have your message, whatever 0:06:21.400 --> 0:06:24.480 you wanted to say this morning up there in minutes. Seriously, 0:06:24.520 --> 0:06:26.920 we actually, I still can't believe we'll out to do this. 0:06:27.839 --> 0:06:31.320 We type it out, click send, and then about five 0:06:31.400 --> 0:06:35.560 to seven minutes later, those billboards change. I mean, imagine 0:06:35.600 --> 0:06:38.040 if if weally got sacked like last night, and we say, hey, 0:06:38.040 --> 0:06:41.080 we've finished the week, we could create chaos this one. 0:06:41.360 --> 0:06:44.120 Do you not think about that every day? Like we 0:06:44.760 --> 0:06:48.480 could put swear words up there or anything we want. 0:06:48.640 --> 0:06:50.320 You know, sometimes you ever think about this torturing and 0:06:50.320 --> 0:06:53.839 destroying your life, like I could at any moment just 0:06:54.520 --> 0:06:57.960 endless microphone, just end my whole career. It only came 0:06:58.000 --> 0:07:00.400 in one day Wednesday, he did a chat seeing this 0:07:00.480 --> 0:07:03.279 thing is he just went bers up then to fix 0:07:03.360 --> 0:07:05.560 tend and put everything you just said on a billboard. 0:07:06.000 --> 0:07:08.000 It feels like there needs to be someone in between 0:07:08.080 --> 0:07:09.760 us and the billboards, like a grownup. 0:07:09.880 --> 0:07:10.560 How has this been? 0:07:10.640 --> 0:07:12.320 Okay? Yeah? What in life? 0:07:12.320 --> 0:07:14.200 Sometimes you look and go where are the grown ups? 0:07:15.000 --> 0:07:17.120 Right now? It's just us running this. 0:07:17.240 --> 0:07:19.560 Radio show, all right, So we give you the control 0:07:19.560 --> 0:07:22.280 of the billboards. Nine four one four one oh four three. 0:07:22.640 --> 0:07:24.640 Here's some of the messages that you've put on them 0:07:24.640 --> 0:07:27.840 this week. It started Monday ahead of the that night's 0:07:27.840 --> 0:07:30.200 Matilda's game, where we're using all the billboards to be 0:07:30.360 --> 0:07:31.840 motivational for the Matildas. 0:07:31.880 --> 0:07:32.360 That night. 0:07:35.840 --> 0:07:38.880 We'll see your maple syrup and raise your a bit tomat. 0:07:38.640 --> 0:07:43.160 Sandwich time to play your game Matilda's show your flame. 0:07:43.320 --> 0:07:46.560 Come on, ladies, you can do what Australia is behind you. 0:07:46.560 --> 0:07:49.560 Do it for all the Matildas to be Australia as 0:07:49.600 --> 0:07:52.000 a party games. 0:07:51.280 --> 0:07:53.800 Dome, frequent b a mex club taking on the world 0:07:53.920 --> 0:07:55.400 in Glasgow twenty twenty three. 0:07:55.480 --> 0:07:57.560 Well you get to take If my wife would like 0:07:57.600 --> 0:07:59.560 to go to Crivin with me tonight. 0:08:00.120 --> 0:08:01.640 I've gotta be honest. He didn't have a lot of 0:08:01.760 --> 0:08:04.640 energy with that trivia night. I mean, I don't know, 0:08:04.760 --> 0:08:06.720 we don't know yet what Amber said, did you want 0:08:06.760 --> 0:08:08.480 to go to trivia night? It didn't seem like the 0:08:08.480 --> 0:08:09.440 best invite, did it? 0:08:09.720 --> 0:08:10.840 To go to a trivia night? 0:08:10.920 --> 0:08:11.280 All right? 0:08:11.360 --> 0:08:15.360 So the billboards of Melbourne's on an appeal. 0:08:15.400 --> 0:08:18.400 The Boldty, the Princess Freeway, the Taler, the Monash, they 0:08:18.400 --> 0:08:19.880 are all yours right now. 0:08:20.200 --> 0:08:20.480 Now. 0:08:20.520 --> 0:08:22.880 Some of you might be already on your way to work. 0:08:23.400 --> 0:08:24.960 You might want to call us up this morning. I 0:08:25.040 --> 0:08:27.600 put a message on there that your other half, your 0:08:27.680 --> 0:08:30.360 partner might see in an hour's time when they're going 0:08:30.400 --> 0:08:32.439 to work. It might be something that if you're already 0:08:32.440 --> 0:08:34.720 at work right now, you might want to put something 0:08:34.760 --> 0:08:36.679 that the kids on the school run, even though you're 0:08:36.720 --> 0:08:37.280 not with them. 0:08:37.880 --> 0:08:39.880 You can leave a little message where you are with them, 0:08:39.920 --> 0:08:42.120 for mums and dads. So whatever you want, it's up 0:08:42.160 --> 0:08:42.320 to you. 0:08:42.800 --> 0:08:46.600 The Christian Connall Show podcast. 0:08:46.160 --> 0:08:48.559 Tim's that message me, Christian, I could just spread confusion 0:08:48.600 --> 0:08:49.520 to Melbourne this morning. 0:08:49.679 --> 0:08:52.280 Could you simply put up there, John, did you remember 0:08:52.320 --> 0:08:53.839 to lock the door? Now? 0:08:53.840 --> 0:08:56.120 We Christian All John's which is the most common name 0:08:56.160 --> 0:08:58.600 in the world, we'll be wondering if they've locked the door. Please, 0:08:58.760 --> 0:08:59.240 that's a. 0:08:59.160 --> 0:08:59.880 Great one to him. 0:09:00.120 --> 0:09:01.600 All right, what do you want to say on the 0:09:01.600 --> 0:09:04.280 billboards of Melbourne. We can put your message up within 0:09:04.400 --> 0:09:06.840 minutes this morning and thus might be a nice mess 0:09:06.880 --> 0:09:09.120 to someone someone you want to thank. Whatever it is, 0:09:09.160 --> 0:09:10.840 the billboards are yours well. 0:09:10.920 --> 0:09:13.120 Christian o connell Show Podcast. 0:09:13.800 --> 0:09:16.440 Also on today's show, we're talking about impulse byes. We 0:09:16.520 --> 0:09:20.040 have some amazing stories lined up you could add to that. 0:09:20.440 --> 0:09:22.079 Get in there EARLYI and email if you want Christian 0:09:22.080 --> 0:09:26.720 at Christian O'Connell dot com todau. There literally are people 0:09:26.760 --> 0:09:28.640 that went out to walk the dog or go and 0:09:28.640 --> 0:09:32.440 get meal, and then some of you've bought houses like 0:09:32.520 --> 0:09:35.400 a house just going for a wonder and come back. 0:09:35.520 --> 0:09:39.280 You now own land who can live like that? So 0:09:39.360 --> 0:09:41.200 that's later on this morning right now. Then we do 0:09:41.320 --> 0:09:43.840 knock off Wednesday. If you're already at work or on 0:09:43.880 --> 0:09:46.080 your way in, give us a call. We have mugs 0:09:46.080 --> 0:09:47.920 for you. While the rest of Melbourne is asleep. We 0:09:47.960 --> 0:09:52.480 celebrate everyone who's already at work right now on This. 0:09:51.960 --> 0:09:54.439 Is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:09:55.160 --> 0:09:59.040 Later on this morning we're taking your stories about Impulse buys. 0:09:59.320 --> 0:10:02.480 Lornas is message Christian. I someone out for smoothie last 0:10:02.520 --> 0:10:04.160 week came home with bongo drums. 0:10:05.559 --> 0:10:06.280 That's random. 0:10:08.480 --> 0:10:11.840 That's Lorna, who must be the mother to Matthew McConaughey. 0:10:12.720 --> 0:10:14.520 All right, so we're doing knock On Wednesday. 0:10:15.120 --> 0:10:15.600 This is for you. 0:10:15.640 --> 0:10:18.640 If you're already at work half six morning, you've already 0:10:18.640 --> 0:10:22.160 been at work for a while. We celebrate the secret 0:10:22.200 --> 0:10:26.120 workers of Melbourne. We have mugs for you, guys, special mugs. 0:10:26.120 --> 0:10:29.680 Now knock on known for one for one four three. 0:10:30.320 --> 0:10:31.160 It's good to Jimmy. 0:10:31.200 --> 0:10:33.440 Now. Some of you have ready been knocked on all 0:10:33.520 --> 0:10:37.760 night and actually this show is sending you to bed 0:10:37.920 --> 0:10:41.040 to bed well a late night show for them, you know, 0:10:41.080 --> 0:10:43.120 because there was even worked very hard during the night 0:10:43.160 --> 0:10:44.760 while we're all asleep. One of them is on the 0:10:44.800 --> 0:10:48.240 line right now, Jimmy, Christian, here you go. 0:10:48.480 --> 0:10:50.760 I'm good. So Jimmy, you work for VIC Police. 0:10:51.840 --> 0:10:53.920 Yeah, correct. I had a pretty busy shift, but I 0:10:54.000 --> 0:10:55.839 prefer a busy shift because the narco is luck. 0:10:55.880 --> 0:10:59.280 We go, yeah, more crime, yeah exactly, more people locked 0:10:59.360 --> 0:11:02.120 up on like a bonus. Everyone they stick away to 0:11:02.160 --> 0:11:04.360 get a cash bonus and Jimmy, where have you been 0:11:04.400 --> 0:11:06.120 working Jill to night. Thank you very much by the 0:11:06.120 --> 0:11:08.280 way for how hard you guys work, and all your 0:11:08.280 --> 0:11:09.040 colleagues as well. 0:11:09.760 --> 0:11:12.479 No, thank you very much all over the north of Melbourne. 0:11:12.080 --> 0:11:16.680 Tonight lively, very lively, very lively. 0:11:17.120 --> 0:11:19.480 So what happens then with because it's hard working during 0:11:19.480 --> 0:11:21.400 the night doing shifts and net so on your way 0:11:21.440 --> 0:11:22.160 home now. 0:11:22.000 --> 0:11:22.680 And what will you do? 0:11:22.720 --> 0:11:24.920 Will you are you able to actually go to sleep 0:11:25.240 --> 0:11:27.240 blackout blinds and all that during the day to try 0:11:27.280 --> 0:11:29.200 and get your five, six, seven, eight hours sleep? 0:11:30.440 --> 0:11:32.880 Yeah, I'm happy if I get five and it's blackout, 0:11:32.920 --> 0:11:35.320 blinds and some rest of it puts me. 0:11:35.320 --> 0:11:36.200 In a bed. Yeah. 0:11:36.400 --> 0:11:39.040 I recently used that for the first time rest of 0:11:39.080 --> 0:11:41.800 It on flight back from England because I see these 0:11:41.840 --> 0:11:44.000 people that can actually just go to sleep and major 0:11:44.240 --> 0:11:46.720 immediately on planes, right, And I don't know how they 0:11:46.760 --> 0:11:48.480 do it. It's like they're in their bedroom. There're so 0:11:48.600 --> 0:11:51.080 lex that someone recommended rest of it. It's good that stuff, 0:11:51.160 --> 0:11:51.520 isn't it. 0:11:52.679 --> 0:11:54.520 Yeah, just don't take too much or you might not 0:11:54.559 --> 0:11:54.920 wake up. 0:11:55.320 --> 0:11:57.640 Well, what is it? 0:11:57.960 --> 0:11:59.840 It's available from all good pharmacists. 0:12:00.120 --> 0:12:02.520 Sounds suspicious street name. 0:12:05.240 --> 0:12:08.679 That Jesus knocks me out. You know, no, it's it's 0:12:08.720 --> 0:12:11.600 like it's just a normal sleeping tablets, I think, aren't they. 0:12:12.240 --> 0:12:13.840 Yeah, correct, you can get it, but you have to 0:12:14.120 --> 0:12:15.040 get it over the camera. 0:12:15.720 --> 0:12:18.160 His to me, that's what I think. It's just got 0:12:18.200 --> 0:12:23.280 his high levels of histamine in it. Anyway, Jimmy's taking 0:12:23.320 --> 0:12:25.960 too many. He's already not off. Jimmy will send you 0:12:25.960 --> 0:12:28.080 a mug, buddy. Okay, thanks for calling, and good night, 0:12:28.720 --> 0:12:29.439 Thank you very much. 0:12:31.280 --> 0:12:32.640 I think he has taken so much. 0:12:35.000 --> 0:12:36.360 If he was trying to read your rights on the 0:12:36.360 --> 0:12:39.280 way and he falls asleep halfway through it. Eddie, good morning, Eddie. 0:12:41.559 --> 0:12:45.280 There we go on the phone. Is it steady, Eddie? 0:12:46.880 --> 0:12:47.600 That's a right Eddie? 0:12:47.640 --> 0:12:49.080 And where are you right now? 0:12:49.120 --> 0:12:49.480 What do you do? 0:12:49.679 --> 0:12:50.840 Ed Oh? 0:12:51.240 --> 0:12:57.160 I am a. 0:12:58.800 --> 0:13:01.000 You got the garboat truck? Is just you already got 0:13:01.000 --> 0:13:03.200 a mate in this? You and that big mechanical hand 0:13:03.280 --> 0:13:04.600 is it the fingers? 0:13:04.920 --> 0:13:05.120 Yeah? 0:13:07.080 --> 0:13:10.000 And why why are we shouting? 0:13:12.440 --> 0:13:12.600 Oh? 0:13:12.679 --> 0:13:13.400 Sorry, I don't know. 0:13:13.600 --> 0:13:15.040 No, I just want. 0:13:14.920 --> 0:13:16.719 To ask the question this, okase, early morning. None of 0:13:16.760 --> 0:13:18.920 us already know what we're doing at work. I know 0:13:18.960 --> 0:13:20.640 what it's like, Eddie. You're in a safe company here, 0:13:20.840 --> 0:13:24.760 now Eddie, can we send you Sorry, carry on, sir, I've. 0:13:24.600 --> 0:13:27.000 Been up sitting Swagsmarke Club this morning. 0:13:26.800 --> 0:13:27.880 So bloody hell. 0:13:28.040 --> 0:13:29.280 What working? 0:13:30.360 --> 0:13:30.560 Yeah? 0:13:30.600 --> 0:13:32.880 Man, what's the rush to get the bins connected? I 0:13:32.920 --> 0:13:34.840 know one of that noise going on at like one 0:13:34.960 --> 0:13:35.880 two three A m. 0:13:37.400 --> 0:13:40.640 Oh, that's just start on the cluck. 0:13:40.720 --> 0:13:44.040 These bigs can get in and out of the city. 0:13:43.960 --> 0:13:44.680 Gotcha. 0:13:45.880 --> 0:13:47.360 After just in the morning. 0:13:47.559 --> 0:13:48.199 We can't move. 0:13:48.320 --> 0:13:50.520 No, you're quite right, quite right, yeah, yeah, yeah, of 0:13:50.559 --> 0:13:52.280 course I forgot. They're ready to wake A good point, 0:13:52.559 --> 0:13:54.800 all right, Eddie, was send you your mug. Thanks for corning. 0:13:55.679 --> 0:13:58.319 Thank you, christ Thank you there, Eddie, going back to 0:13:58.360 --> 0:14:01.400 that shouting for no reason. If you're knocked on at work. 0:14:01.679 --> 0:14:04.760 Carl Brighter, you're listening to the question No Carl Show 0:14:04.840 --> 0:14:05.760 podcast we. 0:14:06.120 --> 0:14:07.559 Knock on Wednesday. This is for you. 0:14:07.640 --> 0:14:11.040 If you're already at work, we celerate the secret early 0:14:11.120 --> 0:14:16.120 morning workers of Melbourne or wherever you are, just call 0:14:16.200 --> 0:14:18.080 us up nine four one four one o four three. 0:14:18.160 --> 0:14:23.280 We have special dedicated mugs, Tim Tear I'll stick one 0:14:23.280 --> 0:14:25.640 in the posts today. Christian I mccleaner out and Geelong 0:14:25.760 --> 0:14:26.880 listen to the show every day. 0:14:27.440 --> 0:14:28.080 Thank you very much. 0:14:28.160 --> 0:14:31.520 Tim tist, i't work at four thirty am, clean doctors, 0:14:31.560 --> 0:14:33.560 clinics and other officers before people are ride. 0:14:33.560 --> 0:14:35.160 I'd love one of you mugs. Tim. 0:14:35.200 --> 0:14:37.440 We'll get on the way to today. Thank you very much. 0:14:38.120 --> 0:14:39.400 All right, let's go to the lines. 0:14:39.560 --> 0:14:40.840 Good morning two. 0:14:41.640 --> 0:14:42.720 Have we got here? David? 0:14:42.920 --> 0:14:43.200 David? 0:14:43.280 --> 0:14:45.760 Good morning, morning, Christian and crew? 0:14:45.880 --> 0:14:46.160 Are you. 0:14:48.360 --> 0:14:51.560 This is the spirit? David? Good morning? What are you 0:14:51.640 --> 0:14:52.480 doing right now? Sir? 0:14:53.280 --> 0:14:53.520 Ah? 0:14:53.840 --> 0:14:57.120 At one o'clock mighty started working's very thirty hitting that light. 0:14:57.080 --> 0:14:59.960 In the track and what are you holding today? To adelaide? 0:15:00.000 --> 0:15:00.720 What a you got in the back? 0:15:02.000 --> 0:15:04.760 Then that line and fruit and ben on the way home? 0:15:05.200 --> 0:15:06.960 Busy boys, So will you do all of that today? 0:15:07.040 --> 0:15:07.760 There and back. 0:15:09.640 --> 0:15:10.120 Talked a bit. 0:15:10.280 --> 0:15:14.240 Well, fifteen six hours bloody hell, that is a long day. 0:15:14.560 --> 0:15:15.960 What keeps you going? Coffee? 0:15:17.400 --> 0:15:19.840 Ah, yeah, coffee and listening to you guys on the. 0:15:19.880 --> 0:15:23.440 Radio, bloody if we're your companion? Good luck, sir, good luck, 0:15:24.000 --> 0:15:26.720 good look. I try and do a better show today 0:15:26.760 --> 0:15:27.040 just for you. 0:15:27.200 --> 0:15:29.240 David. Okay, Hi, good man. 0:15:29.640 --> 0:15:32.560 That's all right, David. We'll just send you a mug. 0:15:32.640 --> 0:15:34.120 Thanks for listening to the show, and have a saved 0:15:34.160 --> 0:15:34.640 trip today. 0:15:34.640 --> 0:15:37.360 There and back not a problem. Brother, all right, thank 0:15:37.400 --> 0:15:38.280 you very much, David. 0:15:39.160 --> 0:15:42.040 Lisa, Good morning, Lisa, good morning. 0:15:42.240 --> 0:15:42.600 Hell are you? 0:15:42.920 --> 0:15:45.040 I'm good Lisa. What a lovely voice you've got, Lisa, 0:15:45.120 --> 0:15:45.520 what do you do? 0:15:46.480 --> 0:15:48.480 I'm slight attending right, This. 0:15:48.560 --> 0:15:49.720 Is why the voice is good. 0:15:50.040 --> 0:15:52.400 Now, are you on the old tannoy sort of saying 0:15:52.440 --> 0:15:54.440 you know me and Captain so and so we welcome 0:15:54.480 --> 0:15:55.080 you on board. 0:15:56.000 --> 0:15:57.120 No, no, that's not me. 0:15:57.720 --> 0:15:59.400 How did they decide who gets that job? 0:15:59.520 --> 0:16:04.840 Yeah, that's extra interviews and extra training. 0:16:05.720 --> 0:16:10.640 Really tell me this, whenever you hear the old captain speak, right, 0:16:10.680 --> 0:16:14.600 they've always got an amazing voice. You never hear a mumbley, 0:16:14.720 --> 0:16:18.720 do you right? Are they pre recorded right by professional 0:16:18.840 --> 0:16:23.200 voice people such as myself? Or are they generally everyone 0:16:23.240 --> 0:16:26.440 who's a captain? They just have great voices. It comes 0:16:26.560 --> 0:16:28.520