Speaker 1: Quest. Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast,
Speaker 1: Dinging Ding.
Speaker 2: We we could make a pocket square with with an
Speaker 2: hour's training.
Speaker 3: Don't rip the nut out of my sack and tell
Speaker 3: me it's guavy.
Speaker 1: Christ O'Connell.
Speaker 4: Hey, good morning.
Speaker 3: It is seven minutes past six Wednesday morning, Christian O'Connell's show.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Patsy, morning, Good morning, Rio. Hello, sitting in
Speaker 3: Jack's chair. If you heard that little clip there, Chack
Speaker 3: was sounding a bit faint, then the sound of having
Speaker 3: to do some extra work and making a pocket square.
Speaker 3: Suddenly he's off sick today. The thought of doing some
Speaker 3: extra work and making a pocket square. Jack is actually
Speaker 3: off sick today. I don't think we've all seen I
Speaker 3: don't know if you see it, Patsy, because you've sit
Speaker 3: in a different studio. But Rio, you do that muck
Speaker 3: that he started having in the morning.
Speaker 4: Though.
Speaker 5: Those oats, Oh, it's.
Speaker 3: Something like a bird vomits up into a baby's mouth.
Speaker 3: His wife makes them the night before, these oats from
Speaker 3: and I seem like mulching on them. It looks like
Speaker 3: it has no nutritional value whatsoever.
Speaker 5: No, and he brings it in these jar glass jar
Speaker 5: is from medieval.
Speaker 3: Times hipster Mason jars so look expensive and heavy as well.
Speaker 4: Perhapsy what's going on with you? How are you this morning?
Speaker 6: Man?
Speaker 7: Great?
Speaker 8: Actually, I had a really good night's sleep last night,
Speaker 8: which was good. I feel amazing and you're human today.
Speaker 8: But yesterday I sleep.
Speaker 3: To me about once a year, you know, you have
Speaker 3: a really amazing night sleep and you wake up thinking,
Speaker 3: this is who I was always meant to be in life.
Speaker 3: Could I just get ten a year more of these
Speaker 3: and I'd be so happy.
Speaker 8: I think I had more than six hours, which was
Speaker 8: just but I feel refreshed. I had one of those
Speaker 8: sleeps where I feel refreshed.
Speaker 7: So I'm aring a go today.
Speaker 8: But yesterday, on the way home, I saw something really,
Speaker 8: really funny. I was just a few streets away from
Speaker 8: our place, and there's a lady. She walks her dog.
Speaker 8: She's got this big like I think it's a shepherd dog,
Speaker 8: a big black shepherd. It's gorgeous. She walks him every
Speaker 8: day at the same time I go home. Anyway, she's
Speaker 8: got one of those I always take note. She's got
Speaker 8: one of those retractable leads.
Speaker 4: Oh they're a nightmare to use, though. Patsy We could.
Speaker 8: Never use that with Charlie. With Prisley, he'd go ballistic,
Speaker 8: like he'd wrap himself around trees, but she like, they.
Speaker 3: Just extend suddenly, very quickly, and you forget to get
Speaker 3: that little click on it that freeze it, and it's
Speaker 3: like you get wrapped around trees and other dogs and
Speaker 3: then they get wrapped around you. Those things do not
Speaker 3: work from us. What you need is that, you know,
Speaker 3: there's some of those vacuums, got a thing you put
Speaker 3: your foot on. I need, especially with the German shepherd dog,
Speaker 3: I need one of those that tracks the dog in
Speaker 3: towards me.
Speaker 8: Prisley's on a very tight lead when we take him
Speaker 8: because he can use it.
Speaker 3: Is it more like like a husky driver might have
Speaker 3: because that big old donkey dog you've got and a
Speaker 3: yank on one arm isn't going.
Speaker 5: To be enough thought a saddle?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Right? Is it like one of those harnesses you know
Speaker 3: they were parachuters when they land they're sort of putting
Speaker 3: it all in, or a parasailor might have.
Speaker 8: No, he needs a leather a leather lead because it's
Speaker 8: just yeah, nothing like ripe forget that he needs leaves.
Speaker 7: Leather does the job like a horse.
Speaker 3: We sort of STI because rope leaders are really doing business. No,
Speaker 3: thank god she's had that great sleep though, guys, because
Speaker 3: she decids what this story could be like if she
Speaker 3: woke up nack to day.
Speaker 8: No, but it was funny because she had It was
Speaker 8: the amount of lead she had, like it was meters
Speaker 8: and meters and meters. So the dog was on one
Speaker 8: side of the road.
Speaker 3: Why do we need those retractable leads to go out
Speaker 3: to like twenty meters away? Why it was a dog
Speaker 3: walking it south across the road to the oval getting
Speaker 3: on the bus.
Speaker 8: So I take it to an off lead park. It's
Speaker 8: either on lead or it's at an off lead park
Speaker 8: running around. But the dog was on one side of
Speaker 8: the road, and then she was on the opposite side.
Speaker 4: Kidding me.
Speaker 8: It was stretched across the road.
Speaker 3: Was she trying to wipe out motorcyclists down too fast?
Speaker 8: I really got clotheslined. I had to stop or I
Speaker 8: would have like went through the lead. It was hilarious.
Speaker 3: It was like, must have a car to him, because
Speaker 3: then you could have been dragging her. The dog and
Speaker 3: the leader is sort of wrapped around the front of
Speaker 3: your car bonnets.
Speaker 8: It was hilarious, but I thought, well, that's I did.
Speaker 8: I did sort of applaud her tenacity though, because I
Speaker 8: thought there is no way we could put Presley on
Speaker 8: a lead like that.
Speaker 7: It would end in disaster.
Speaker 3: Yeah, not having him the one side of the road.
Speaker 3: So when I was walking on a lot because I've
Speaker 3: got two dogs, right, We've got this proper dog that
Speaker 3: we've had like eight nine years. She's my dog. She's
Speaker 3: a German shepherdel. Then we got this really irritating thing
Speaker 3: called a toy poodle, which is basically an annoying cat,
Speaker 3: right that sort of yaps a lot whenever people come around.
Speaker 3: They just the shepherd dog is very well behaved, has
Speaker 3: a proper bart. This thing just yaps the other there.
Speaker 3: Trady came in. He pointed and go, what's wrong with that?
Speaker 3: I always go, that isn't mine. It'suck a step dog.
Speaker 3: That was a COVID lockdown purchase. But anyway, I was
Speaker 3: down the dog part right, and it was like just
Speaker 3: yapping at everyone, and I was chatless guy, and I said, sorry,
Speaker 3: this dog's this really nervous and anxious. He goes, oh,
Speaker 3: you can get edibles for dogs, and I don't think
Speaker 3: that is. I don't think my vet has offered me
Speaker 3: that as a service, and he goes, I know a guy, Oh,
Speaker 3: I did not know. Do you know you can get
Speaker 3: edibles for dogs?
Speaker 4: I don't know. Is that legit?
Speaker 7: What to calm them down?
Speaker 3: Well, obviously not to make him worse. It's not like cocaine.
Speaker 3: Cocaine for dogs, no, to calm down.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much, a person who said, try acupuncture
Speaker 3: for dogs. They had a very anxious dog and they
Speaker 3: tried acupuncher. You ever heard of that acupunc Yeah?
Speaker 8: Yeah, where we take Presley out of Melbourne Uni Vet
Speaker 8: Clinic at Whereabe.
Speaker 7: It's a great clinic.
Speaker 8: I know they have a visiting one that comes like
Speaker 8: every fortnight because we nearly got it for our old
Speaker 8: dog for his arthritis.
Speaker 7: And they get lots of benefits from it. Apparently.
Speaker 5: How do you keep a dog still?
Speaker 7: I don't know. Maybe they trn get those gummies.
Speaker 3: No, I would guess they would just have like, you know,
Speaker 3: it's very easy to distract a dog. You go, here's
Speaker 3: some ham sizes, right, they start chunking on that. Next, No,
Speaker 3: there's a needle in l five or whether they put
Speaker 3: those needles suddenly it's going She's I feel really chilled out.
Speaker 3: My cheek is flowing for the first time in years.
Speaker 3: Thank you, dear owner. All right, we're going to open
Speaker 3: up the lines right now on nine four one four,
Speaker 3: one oh four three oh last two weeks then, we've
Speaker 3: been giving you a control of the billboards of Melbourne.
Speaker 4: We call it Winner Billboard.
Speaker 3: It is that all those giant electronic billboards you see
Speaker 3: all over the cities. You can have your message, whatever
Speaker 3: you wanted to say this morning up there in minutes. Seriously,
Speaker 3: we actually, I still can't believe we'll out to do this.
Speaker 3: We type it out, click send, and then about five
Speaker 3: to seven minutes later, those billboards change. I mean, imagine
Speaker 3: if if weally got sacked like last night, and we say, hey,
Speaker 3: we've finished the week, we could create chaos this one.
Speaker 3: Do you not think about that every day? Like we
Speaker 3: could put swear words up there or anything we want.
Speaker 3: You know, sometimes you ever think about this torturing and
Speaker 3: destroying your life, like I could at any moment just
Speaker 3: endless microphone, just end my whole career. It only came
Speaker 3: in one day Wednesday, he did a chat seeing this
Speaker 3: thing is he just went bers up then to fix
Speaker 3: tend and put everything you just said on a billboard.
Speaker 9: It feels like there needs to be someone in between
Speaker 9: us and the billboards, like a grownup.
Speaker 3: How has this been?
Speaker 4: Okay? Yeah? What in life?
Speaker 3: Sometimes you look and go where are the grown ups?
Speaker 4: Right now? It's just us running this.
Speaker 3: Radio show, all right, So we give you the control
Speaker 3: of the billboards. Nine four one four one oh four three.
Speaker 3: Here's some of the messages that you've put on them
Speaker 3: this week. It started Monday ahead of the that night's
Speaker 3: Matilda's game, where we're using all the billboards to be
Speaker 3: motivational for the Matildas.
Speaker 4: That night.
Speaker 10: We'll see your maple syrup and raise your a bit tomat.
Speaker 11: Sandwich time to play your game Matilda's show your flame.
Speaker 1: Come on, ladies, you can do what Australia is behind you.
Speaker 12: Do it for all the Matildas to be Australia as
Speaker 12: a party games.
Speaker 13: Dome, frequent b a mex club taking on the world
Speaker 13: in Glasgow twenty twenty three.
Speaker 6: Well you get to take If my wife would like
Speaker 6: to go to Crivin with me tonight.
Speaker 3: I've gotta be honest. He didn't have a lot of
Speaker 3: energy with that trivia night. I mean, I don't know,
Speaker 3: we don't know yet what Amber said, did you want
Speaker 3: to go to trivia night? It didn't seem like the
Speaker 3: best invite, did it?
Speaker 4: To go to a trivia night?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 4: So the billboards of Melbourne's on an appeal.
Speaker 3: The Boldty, the Princess Freeway, the Taler, the Monash, they
Speaker 3: are all yours right now.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 3: Some of you might be already on your way to work.
Speaker 3: You might want to call us up this morning. I
Speaker 3: put a message on there that your other half, your
Speaker 3: partner might see in an hour's time when they're going
Speaker 3: to work. It might be something that if you're already
Speaker 3: at work right now, you might want to put something
Speaker 3: that the kids on the school run, even though you're
Speaker 3: not with them.
Speaker 4: You can leave a little message where you are with them,
Speaker 4: for mums and dads. So whatever you want, it's up
Speaker 4: to you.
Speaker 1: The Christian Connall Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Tim's that message me, Christian, I could just spread confusion
Speaker 3: to Melbourne this morning.
Speaker 4: Could you simply put up there, John, did you remember
Speaker 4: to lock the door? Now?
Speaker 3: We Christian All John's which is the most common name
Speaker 3: in the world, we'll be wondering if they've locked the door. Please,
Speaker 3: that's a.
Speaker 4: Great one to him.
Speaker 3: All right, what do you want to say on the
Speaker 3: billboards of Melbourne. We can put your message up within
Speaker 3: minutes this morning and thus might be a nice mess
Speaker 3: to someone someone you want to thank. Whatever it is,
Speaker 3: the billboards are yours well.
Speaker 1: Christian o connell Show Podcast.
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Speaker 3: have some amazing stories lined up you could add to that.
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Speaker 3: week came home with bongo drums.
Speaker 8: That's random.
Speaker 3: That's Lorna, who must be the mother to Matthew McConaughey.
Speaker 3: All right, so we're doing knock On Wednesday.
Speaker 4: This is for you.
Speaker 3: If you're already at work half six morning, you've already
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Speaker 3: workers of Melbourne. We have mugs for you, guys, special mugs.
Speaker 3: Now knock on known for one for one four three.
Speaker 4: It's good to Jimmy.
Speaker 3: Now. Some of you have ready been knocked on all
Speaker 3: night and actually this show is sending you to bed
Speaker 3: to bed well a late night show for them, you know,
Speaker 3: because there was even worked very hard during the night
Speaker 3: while we're all asleep. One of them is on the
Speaker 3: line right now, Jimmy, Christian, here you go.
Speaker 4: I'm good. So Jimmy, you work for VIC Police.
Speaker 14: Yeah, correct. I had a pretty busy shift, but I
Speaker 14: prefer a busy shift because the narco is luck.
Speaker 3: We go, yeah, more crime, yeah exactly, more people locked
Speaker 3: up on like a bonus. Everyone they stick away to
Speaker 3: get a cash bonus and Jimmy, where have you been
Speaker 3: working Jill to night. Thank you very much by the
Speaker 3: way for how hard you guys work, and all your
Speaker 3: colleagues as well.
Speaker 14: No, thank you very much all over the north of Melbourne.
Speaker 4: Tonight lively, very lively, very lively.
Speaker 3: So what happens then with because it's hard working during
Speaker 3: the night doing shifts and net so on your way
Speaker 3: home now.
Speaker 4: And what will you do?
Speaker 3: Will you are you able to actually go to sleep
Speaker 3: blackout blinds and all that during the day to try
Speaker 3: and get your five, six, seven, eight hours sleep?
Speaker 14: Yeah, I'm happy if I get five and it's blackout,
Speaker 14: blinds and some rest of it puts me.
Speaker 4: In a bed. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I recently used that for the first time rest of
Speaker 3: It on flight back from England because I see these
Speaker 3: people that can actually just go to sleep and major
Speaker 3: immediately on planes, right, And I don't know how they
Speaker 3: do it. It's like they're in their bedroom. There're so
Speaker 3: lex that someone recommended rest of it. It's good that stuff,
Speaker 3: isn't it.
Speaker 14: Yeah, just don't take too much or you might not
Speaker 14: wake up.
Speaker 5: Well, what is it?
Speaker 3: It's available from all good pharmacists.
Speaker 5: Sounds suspicious street name.
Speaker 3: That Jesus knocks me out. You know, no, it's it's
Speaker 3: like it's just a normal sleeping tablets, I think, aren't they.
Speaker 14: Yeah, correct, you can get it, but you have to
Speaker 14: get it over the camera.
Speaker 3: His to me, that's what I think. It's just got
Speaker 3: his high levels of histamine in it. Anyway, Jimmy's taking
Speaker 3: too many. He's already not off. Jimmy will send you
Speaker 3: a mug, buddy. Okay, thanks for calling, and good night,
Speaker 3: Thank you very much.
Speaker 4: I think he has taken so much.
Speaker 3: If he was trying to read your rights on the
Speaker 3: way and he falls asleep halfway through it. Eddie, good morning, Eddie.
Speaker 3: There we go on the phone. Is it steady, Eddie?
Speaker 4: That's a right Eddie?
Speaker 3: And where are you right now?
Speaker 4: What do you do?
Speaker 11: Ed Oh?
Speaker 14: I am a.
Speaker 3: You got the garboat truck? Is just you already got
Speaker 3: a mate in this? You and that big mechanical hand
Speaker 3: is it the fingers?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: And why why are we shouting?
Speaker 15: Oh?
Speaker 16: Sorry, I don't know.
Speaker 4: No, I just want.
Speaker 3: To ask the question this, okase, early morning. None of
Speaker 3: us already know what we're doing at work. I know
Speaker 3: what it's like, Eddie. You're in a safe company here,
Speaker 3: now Eddie, can we send you Sorry, carry on, sir, I've.
Speaker 16: Been up sitting Swagsmarke Club this morning.
Speaker 4: So bloody hell.
Speaker 3: What working?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Man, what's the rush to get the bins connected? I
Speaker 3: know one of that noise going on at like one
Speaker 3: two three A m.
Speaker 14: Oh, that's just start on the cluck.
Speaker 3: These bigs can get in and out of the city.
Speaker 4: Gotcha.
Speaker 10: After just in the morning.
Speaker 4: We can't move.
Speaker 3: No, you're quite right, quite right, yeah, yeah, yeah, of
Speaker 3: course I forgot. They're ready to wake A good point,
Speaker 3: all right, Eddie, was send you your mug. Thanks for corning.
Speaker 3: Thank you, christ Thank you there, Eddie, going back to
Speaker 3: that shouting for no reason. If you're knocked on at work.
Speaker 1: Carl Brighter, you're listening to the question No Carl Show
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Speaker 4: Knock on Wednesday. This is for you.
Speaker 3: If you're already at work, we celerate the secret early
Speaker 3: morning workers of Melbourne or wherever you are, just call
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Speaker 3: We have special dedicated mugs, Tim Tear I'll stick one
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Speaker 3: listen to the show every day.
Speaker 4: Thank you very much.
Speaker 3: Tim tist, i't work at four thirty am, clean doctors,
Speaker 3: clinics and other officers before people are ride.
Speaker 4: I'd love one of you mugs. Tim.
Speaker 3: We'll get on the way to today. Thank you very much.
Speaker 3: All right, let's go to the lines.
Speaker 4: Good morning two.
Speaker 3: Have we got here? David?
Speaker 4: David?
Speaker 3: Good morning, morning, Christian and crew?
Speaker 17: Are you.
Speaker 4: This is the spirit? David? Good morning? What are you
Speaker 4: doing right now? Sir?
Speaker 8: Ah?
Speaker 16: At one o'clock mighty started working's very thirty hitting that light.
Speaker 3: In the track and what are you holding today? To adelaide?
Speaker 4: What a you got in the back?
Speaker 1: Then that line and fruit and ben on the way home?
Speaker 4: Busy boys, So will you do all of that today?
Speaker 4: There and back.
Speaker 2: Talked a bit.
Speaker 4: Well, fifteen six hours bloody hell, that is a long day.
Speaker 4: What keeps you going? Coffee?
Speaker 16: Ah, yeah, coffee and listening to you guys on the.
Speaker 3: Radio, bloody if we're your companion? Good luck, sir, good luck,
Speaker 3: good look. I try and do a better show today
Speaker 3: just for you.
Speaker 4: David. Okay, Hi, good man.
Speaker 3: That's all right, David. We'll just send you a mug.
Speaker 3: Thanks for listening to the show, and have a saved
Speaker 3: trip today.
Speaker 4: There and back not a problem. Brother, all right, thank
Speaker 4: you very much, David.
Speaker 3: Lisa, Good morning, Lisa, good morning.
Speaker 15: Hell are you?
Speaker 4: I'm good Lisa. What a lovely voice you've got, Lisa,
Speaker 4: what do you do?
Speaker 15: I'm slight attending right, This.
Speaker 4: Is why the voice is good.
Speaker 3: Now, are you on the old tannoy sort of saying
Speaker 3: you know me and Captain so and so we welcome
Speaker 3: you on board.
Speaker 11: No, no, that's not me.
Speaker 5: How did they decide who gets that job?
Speaker 15: Yeah, that's extra interviews and extra training.
Speaker 3: Really tell me this, whenever you hear the old captain speak, right,
Speaker 3: they've always got an amazing voice. You never hear a mumbley,
Speaker 3: do you right? Are they pre recorded right by professional
Speaker 3: voice people such as myself? Or are they generally everyone
Speaker 3: who's a captain? They just have great voices. It comes
Speaker 3: with the the DNA. Someone that can do that.
Speaker 15: I think it must be a pre recorsite for the job,
Speaker 15: pre record.
Speaker 3: Show them the choice stick. They go talk to me. No,
Speaker 3: you're a mumbley. No one's going to have any confidence. Next,
Speaker 3: I'm a pilot. You sound great. Come on, I'll get
Speaker 3: you there safely. We're going to go nine thousand meters.
Speaker 3: Something that with guy Richie.
Speaker 5: I would not want that.
Speaker 4: I don't know who that was, Dick Van Dyk Airlines,
Speaker 4: and then that was and Lisa. Who do you work for?
Speaker 15: How do you fly for contests?
Speaker 1: Ah? Right?
Speaker 4: And are you off to work today? Where are you
Speaker 4: flying out to today?
Speaker 15: I'm just flown in from Singapore.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, So are you home for a couple of
Speaker 4: days rest?
Speaker 15: Yeah, well, we'll say rest, but I've got two kids
Speaker 15: to get home to and get out rest.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Not really, that's the opposite of rest. It's that the
Speaker 3: school run. And how old are you kids?
Speaker 15: Well, we've got three and eight. I get that eight
Speaker 15: year old off to school and then the three year
Speaker 15: old will hopefully get a nap sometime today, so I
Speaker 15: can Why I go to work? Yeah, that's where I
Speaker 15: go to work, so I can rest.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Suddenly, looking after a couple bunch of people on
Speaker 3: a plane is easier than looking after their own kids.
Speaker 15: Right, it's the hotel at the end of it.
Speaker 3: I bet you what a lovely little break. And eight
Speaker 3: year olds are fairoll, aren't they as well? Trying to
Speaker 3: get them ready in the morning. No, No, they are,
Speaker 3: especially boys.
Speaker 15: She's full of sess.
Speaker 4: My little daughter. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they're smarter than
Speaker 4: us at that age, aren't they.
Speaker 15: Well, yeah, they think we won't tell them that.
Speaker 6: I think they are.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: All right, well Lisa, we'll send your mug. Lovely talking
Speaker 3: to you, good luck this morning.
Speaker 4: With the kids.
Speaker 15: Thank you so much, lovely to talk to you.
Speaker 4: Take care. Gary, Good morning, Gary.
Speaker 16: Good morning everybody.
Speaker 4: How are we this morning? Gary? How is your week
Speaker 4: going so far?
Speaker 16: It's going it's probably going to go great for it.
Speaker 16: But I'm hoping today I'm not going to cop dog
Speaker 16: poo in the face, that's for sure.
Speaker 4: What job might you do where that is an occupational hazard?
Speaker 16: Well, I'm a garden Christian, so do mowing with the snippering,
Speaker 16: And yet today, sure enough I'm with the snippering along
Speaker 16: a garden. Then ye with a snippet fresh poo in
Speaker 16: more face?
Speaker 4: And how many times a week is that happening?
Speaker 10: Well, man of it?
Speaker 16: So probably it's been about two or three times last week.
Speaker 4: That is disgusting. And that is that dog owner's not
Speaker 4: doing the old poop pick up before you start work.
Speaker 16: That that is correct? No, I think I think they're
Speaker 16: getting lazier not picking up after their dogs. And I
Speaker 16: need one of those billboard signs put up today.
Speaker 9: I reckon, Yes, there is so much dog poo around Richmond.
Speaker 9: It's a pandemic. There's dog pood everybody.
Speaker 4: Don't you think it's got worse? Why is that? I
Speaker 4: don't know.
Speaker 3: As someone who is a dog owner, I don't know
Speaker 3: about you, Patsy. It is our responsibility. I don't want
Speaker 3: to be walking out with my kids or even just
Speaker 3: anyone walking out. They've been my dog's crap anywhere. It's
Speaker 3: foult you know if your dog's done that as well. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you can have a billboard.
Speaker 4: Now, what do you want to say? Pick up your
Speaker 4: dog shit?
Speaker 3: That could be the punches, that'snell just the ship.
Speaker 9: Since twenty eighteen, thirty minutes ago, you're worried about us
Speaker 9: putting swear words on the billboards.
Speaker 5: Now you're talking about putting.
Speaker 9: Dog shit, sir.
Speaker 11: Kind of life.
Speaker 8: A community service?
Speaker 4: It is, Patsally Gary. What do you want it to say? Mate?
Speaker 4: You can have the billboard today. What do you want
Speaker 4: it to say?
Speaker 16: Thank you? I appreciate it basically saying I'm a ganner
Speaker 16: sick of copping dogshit in the face. After which springs,
Speaker 16: could they please pick up after your dog.
Speaker 4: All right, Now we need to trim this down just
Speaker 4: because there's only so many words we can have there.
Speaker 3: But I love the passion and actually I reckon other
Speaker 3: gardeners are all probably already experience what you have to
Speaker 3: experience as well.
Speaker 16: Right, absolutely, I'm doing it for me and every other
Speaker 16: gardener that's out there to day work.
Speaker 6: Again.
Speaker 3: Love this some sort of union coming on now, Melbourne
Speaker 3: and Australia lover Union, the Gardener's Union rise and uprise,
Speaker 3: all right, so real, get ready to type it out such, okay,
Speaker 3: all right, we're going into this live now and let
Speaker 3: me find the music that we're up there we go,
Speaker 3: all right, let's put this together now, we're gonna we're
Speaker 3: all going to work shop this together. Yes, thank you Gary.
Speaker 3: All right, So Gary the guarden wants a bill board
Speaker 3: to say.
Speaker 5: Pick up your dog? Are we saying we can't?
Speaker 4: Say no, We absolutely can't.
Speaker 3: Tom, Tom I've grown up on the shows, just wheeled
Speaker 3: his chair over backwards to my eye like that. Pick
Speaker 3: up your dog, poop, peep up, pick up your dog, poop,
Speaker 3: poop thumbs up for poop. Poop is okay, everybody.
Speaker 4: Poop is okay. Poops Okay, I don't want to.
Speaker 5: I don't want poop in my mouth.
Speaker 4: No, we're not having that.
Speaker 16: I coughed that yesterday to a bit of poop dog pooper.
Speaker 5: Hashtag.
Speaker 4: Noing for a wrapper anyway, where were we?
Speaker 3: We just got to pick up, not say hey dog owners,
Speaker 3: doing the right thing. Hang on, we're just adding more words.
Speaker 3: Now pick up your hey dog owners.
Speaker 5: Pick up your poop. Pick up your dog poop.
Speaker 4: Pick up your dog poops. Now pick up your dog poop.
Speaker 3: I don't want to whipper snipper face of it, a
Speaker 3: snipper face full of it.
Speaker 6: Of it.
Speaker 3: Ye, thank you Gary the gardener, a gardeners.
Speaker 5: This is a long, too long thank you, Gary the
Speaker 5: gardener and all.
Speaker 7: On behalf of all gardeners.
Speaker 4: He's right there. That's that's short editing there. Okay, so okay,
Speaker 4: really read the copy back to.
Speaker 5: Us dog owners, pick up your dog I said it.
Speaker 3: I said, hey dog owner, Hey.
Speaker 5: Dog owners, Hey dog owners.
Speaker 4: So it's passive aggressive, Hey dog owners.
Speaker 9: Hey dog owners, pick up your dog poop. I don't
Speaker 9: want to whip a snipper faceful of it. Thank you, Comma,
Speaker 9: Gary the gardener and all gardeners.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, no parsy. What was your line?
Speaker 8: Half of all gardeners, Gary on, half of all gardeners
Speaker 8: at que and we need an exclamation somewhere in there too,
Speaker 8: I think.
Speaker 3: Hey, dog owners, exclamation attention grabbing. I'll not say clickbaits
Speaker 3: my night.
Speaker 4: Ship bake hella alright where we read it? Back once more? Gary,
Speaker 4: having this and check you're happy with this?
Speaker 9: Rio, Hey dog owners, pick up your dog poop? Exclamation Mike,
Speaker 9: I don't want to whip a snipper face full of it.
Speaker 9: Thanks Gary on behalf of all gardeners.
Speaker 4: Today, Gary, Gary, you're the client. Are you happy with that?
Speaker 4: Gary the gardener on behalf of all gardeners?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 16: Absolutely, love it?
Speaker 6: Love it.
Speaker 4: Gary. We're going to put that up within minutes.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's our pleasure and Gary, today is going to
Speaker 3: be the last morning of dog shit being sprayed in
Speaker 3: your face. Get ready for a clean Gary face from
Speaker 3: tomorrow six.
Speaker 16: My wife would be happy, great, great, great.
Speaker 3: Poop tooth Gary anymore. We've never seen that guy ever again,
Speaker 3: garyab your business. Give yourself a plug, sir.
Speaker 16: It's straight edge mowing love it.
Speaker 4: I love it those straight ages as what as about
Speaker 4: in that game?
Speaker 3: Straight edge mowing. Got a phone number or anywhere else
Speaker 3: that can find out more. Um, just go on the
Speaker 3: A team you'll find us.
Speaker 4: If you need to.
Speaker 16: Just go on Facebook you'll be able to find me.
Speaker 3: Sure sure, Straight Edge Mowing. Love it all right, Gary,
Speaker 3: thank you very much to give us a call mate.
Speaker 16: Thank you very much, guys, I appreciate it.
Speaker 4: Pleasure, Gary the Gardener.
Speaker 1: Everyone the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Letter start ten minutes ago. The billboards today at the
Speaker 3: moment come via. It's like a public service announcement really
Speaker 3: in behalf of all gardeners, led by the new mayor
Speaker 3: of all gardeners in town, which is Gary the Gardener, Aria.
Speaker 3: What is it sound in the moment? These these are
Speaker 3: the billboards that were giving away every day. Your message
Speaker 3: on them, Garrey the Gardener's had enough of beginning is
Speaker 3: gardening work and dog owners haven't picked up the dog
Speaker 3: poop and he gets sprayed in it.
Speaker 9: So the message that we've got up on the billboards now, hey,
Speaker 9: dog owners, pick up your dog poop. Exclamation Mike, I
Speaker 9: don't want to whip a sniper faceful of it. Thank
Speaker 9: you Gary on behalf of all gardeners.
Speaker 4: I love this I love this Christian. Gary just needs
Speaker 4: to buy a fail shield face shield.
Speaker 8: No, why should he have to just pick up dog?
Speaker 3: It's up to us as responsible, accountable dog owners.
Speaker 4: Clear up your dog's muck.
Speaker 3: Christian?
Speaker 4: Why not a look.
Speaker 3: Hashtag down the bottom, scoop your poop? Denise says, no
Speaker 3: more room on that billboard ram at the moment. That
Speaker 3: is a great catchphrase. All right, so this morning we
Speaker 3: want to know right now nine? Well when you can,
Speaker 3: but pretty soon, pretty soon or I haven't got time
Speaker 3: is to hang around all day?
Speaker 4: Nine?
Speaker 3: Four one four one o four three. What do you
Speaker 3: think are the definitive sounds of this country? What do
Speaker 3: you think they are?
Speaker 4: Patsy?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 3: For me?
Speaker 8: Well are we talking? When I think of sounds, I
Speaker 8: think of don't laugh at me, Rea, I think of Ozzie.
Speaker 4: What is it like to be in?
Speaker 3: When I said this country? Where do you think I
Speaker 3: was going about Indonesia? You need me to remind you
Speaker 3: that I mean this country Australian people.
Speaker 4: What is he talking?
Speaker 8: Quintessentially Australian? You know what I think of? Number one
Speaker 8: for me is the Channel nine cricket theme.
Speaker 4: This is iconic.
Speaker 3: It means once more an amazing England team. Let's not
Speaker 3: fall out. But that's what that sound means to me.
Speaker 3: It's all subjective according now guys, A S, A B
Speaker 3: now for one for one, I fought three.
Speaker 4: That's a grand Patsy got anymore?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 6: I do.
Speaker 5: The other one yes, trying.
Speaker 4: To prompt her to her email that she said.
Speaker 8: The other one I thought, which I touched on yesterday
Speaker 8: was green sleeves. The Mister Whippy theme.
Speaker 4: And such a happy.
Speaker 3: Moment, isn't it right? The ice cream Man's heid Why is.
Speaker 4: This so bloody? Sad?
Speaker 3: Always makes me a bit as a kid does missed,
Speaker 3: maybe a mixed melancholic feeling where I know ice kins
Speaker 3: can but I thought there's something I don't want to note.
Speaker 4: This is or keys him. But this makes me feel sad.
Speaker 5: It's haunting.
Speaker 3: Is it's like you know those in a horror move
Speaker 3: they open up one of those little toy boxers and
Speaker 3: a ballerina sort of does something and then study someone's
Speaker 3: heads come off.
Speaker 8: The other one, for me, iconic sound is a sprinkler.
Speaker 4: Well I had in mind, but okay, a lawn sprinker.
Speaker 4: A lawn sprinkler, all right, okay.
Speaker 3: Iconic you know this yeah, okay, this, I'll listen to that.
Speaker 8: That's summery. If that is summer in Australia. Daddy, get
Speaker 8: out water the lawn for about six hours.
Speaker 5: I wonder we had a drought.
Speaker 8: No, this is way back.
Speaker 3: Need that running out west.
Speaker 4: It doesn't bother us.
Speaker 8: This was decades ago, real when when everyone wasting.
Speaker 4: Water, we let it run twenty four to seven. To
Speaker 4: be honest, is keep that? Keep that going?
Speaker 8: What drought?
Speaker 3: We just said? Nine four one don't ever stead his lines?
Speaker 3: Nine four one four one oh four three. What are
Speaker 3: the sounds of Australia? And let's not forget she's had
Speaker 3: a really good night's sleep apparently, so it's all doesn't
Speaker 3: get any better, doesn't doesn't doesn't it?
Speaker 4: Oh he's hoping improven, but no, give us a call SAP.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Asking you what do you think are the definitive iconic
Speaker 3: sounds of Australia nine four one four one oh four three.
Speaker 4: One the ones for me? A couple of years ago,
Speaker 4: I was lucky enough.
Speaker 3: I was doing this breath work session and an elder
Speaker 3: Aboriginal elder came in with a dig redoo. He called
Speaker 3: the ditch and it was such it is to me,
Speaker 3: it's such an amazing sound that goes directly to an ancient,
Speaker 3: older part of us. I love the sound of which
Speaker 3: join I think it's incredible. Afterwards, I was Chatt's gone.
Speaker 3: He was telling about the history of it. He says,
Speaker 3: it's actually the oldest musical instrument in the world. And
Speaker 3: he said that is the sound of Australia. Is a digeridoo.
Speaker 3: Then he said something to it and I went and
Speaker 3: got my notepawer. So can you say that again?
Speaker 4: He said to me. I've got this rid of my
Speaker 4: phone as well.
Speaker 3: If the Earth had a voice, it will be the
Speaker 3: sound of the didgeridoo, which I think is incredible. So
Speaker 3: that for me, that for me would be one of
Speaker 3: the sounds iconic sounds of Australia. Also it would be
Speaker 3: slightly different angle that it means that someone's gone another
Speaker 3: spanking from the des When I hear this, they go
Speaker 3: then won again. All right, let's go to lines on
Speaker 3: nine four one four one oh four three. Let's get
Speaker 3: some magpie sounds as well. Christian the chilling death song
Speaker 3: of a pre swoop magpie. Yes, yes, yes, chests Chong
Speaker 3: that is what it is. It is the chilling death
Speaker 3: song of a pre swoop magpie. Yes, Steve, good morning, good.
Speaker 6: Morning guys, love you, Shay, thank you. Steve's unity of
Speaker 6: saying that he is the cooko bar a laughing and
Speaker 6: also the magpie, same as what the breggis call of
Speaker 6: just mentioned, so you they're great sayings.
Speaker 4: That is such a great sound, is it?
Speaker 3: It rings out for such a long distance, doesn't it?
Speaker 3: You think, oh, you're nearby. You could be hundreds of
Speaker 3: meters away.
Speaker 4: From a cook bar And this is the magpie.
Speaker 7: I love that sound.
Speaker 3: I love but it means someone's about to die. Magpie
Speaker 3: is going to their mates. Watch this ready going, I's
Speaker 3: going to go and muck some crap out right now.
Speaker 3: And someone's head on a bike.
Speaker 6: They're definitely ready to make mensmode of someone on the
Speaker 6: Steve why write Steve?
Speaker 3: Steve, thank you very much. You come mate. You have
Speaker 3: a good day, you too, Ok, guys, let's go to work. Cleo,
Speaker 3: Good morning.
Speaker 11: Cleo, good morning, how are you?
Speaker 4: I'm good clear, welcome to the show. What do you
Speaker 4: think is the sound of Australia?
Speaker 13: So it's another Australian native species. It's called the Australian bogan.
Speaker 13: It's natural habitat is the pub and you can hear it.
Speaker 13: It's sound when you walk past.
Speaker 4: It goes.
Speaker 12: Ye're no, clearly right.
Speaker 3: This deserves to be in the museum up with the
Speaker 3: yenna of a bogan on the Pokeys.
Speaker 13: Yeah, flapping sound of the.
Speaker 3: Let's get that sound of it.
Speaker 4: You're right, Cleo. Two great ones there. Thank you very much,
Speaker 4: have a good day. Thank you.
Speaker 3: Welcome we got here.
Speaker 4: Andrew.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Andrew, good morning. We're good Andrew, and Andrew,
Speaker 3: what do you think is the sound of Australia.
Speaker 1: It's got to be when you first dropped the sausages
Speaker 1: on the hot barbecue.
Speaker 18: Yeah, it's that first contact is at the sizzle, absolutely, Yeah,
Speaker 18: where meat meets playing, a lot of oil on this side,
Speaker 18: a lot of speke coming up in the eyes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's keep that going for another minute. Andrew, thank
Speaker 3: you very much, sad that one.
Speaker 4: Have a good day. Thanks to caring the show, buddy.
Speaker 15: Thanks last years.
Speaker 4: Jesse, Yes, yes, Jesse.
Speaker 17: If you could guess it, it goes.
Speaker 3: It's unique to Australia, nowhere else in the world. When
Speaker 3: I moved here, I was startled at first run across
Speaker 3: the road.
Speaker 4: Here, I said, what the hell is that they all
Speaker 4: know to move?
Speaker 3: It's like the numbush lays one.
Speaker 4: I was left behind.
Speaker 3: What the head is this?
Speaker 5: What happens?
Speaker 12: Now?
Speaker 4: What are you having the it's more polite, it's more
Speaker 4: polite this is but I love this.
Speaker 3: In fact, Billy Eirish has a song where phoeis brother producer.
Speaker 4: He sampled it. All right, let's go to a Robert.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much, Jesse Robert, Good morning morning, Good
Speaker 3: morning Robert. What's the sound of Australia for you, Robert?
Speaker 10: Oh, waking up every morning? Two birds stirping and waking
Speaker 10: you up by parents came from overseas and visitors come
Speaker 10: over and they were actually complaining that.
Speaker 17: The birds were waking them up in the morning.
Speaker 4: Heard them before, miserable.
Speaker 5: That's beautiful.
Speaker 4: I gotta be come on, we're going to fall out here.
Speaker 4: I'll just say it. It's fingers down a chalk.
Speaker 3: No, it's not the beautiful dawn cors that I've been
Speaker 3: used to.
Speaker 8: Parrots Parish can be really noisy, like screechy.
Speaker 4: That's what we went for.
Speaker 5: An alarm clock.
Speaker 4: Wake up parrot. He's not a symphony, that is not
Speaker 4: a beautiful dorm chorus.
Speaker 17: Yeah, I blessed with a large Hi.
Speaker 3: Watch out, watch Out Magpie coming in six o'clock. Bogy's
Speaker 3: on the right. Well.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 3: Church about the dreaded sounder level crossing Sicada's Yeah, no
Speaker 3: one said about the cicadas at the moment, definitive.
Speaker 4: All right, let's got a Joe, come on in, Joe.
Speaker 6: Hehi you guys, Good morning, Joe.
Speaker 4: We're going well. And Joe, what do you think is
Speaker 4: a sound of Australia?
Speaker 6: Mate? Nothing better on our nice hot day.
Speaker 15: You finished work, you got home, opened the bridge at
Speaker 15: that first hand of the mate, when you open the rough, mate,
Speaker 15: and then just brings a tear to your eye.
Speaker 4: Mate, You know what you mean it is. It's actually
Speaker 4: like a kind of poetic where you describe it. But
Speaker 4: you're right. It's that first beer on a Friday when
Speaker 4: you open up this ice cold. It's it's just to
Speaker 4: start the weekend.
Speaker 3: Whether it's VB or something get a little bit classier,
Speaker 3: but whatever it is, it's entirely.
Speaker 4: Up to you.
Speaker 5: Do you like the taste of vv are coming from England?
Speaker 4: One?
Speaker 3: And what we can agree on is this the sound
Speaker 3: of the weekend of fresh beer is coming.
Speaker 4: It's the amber nectar and this classic cat as well.
Speaker 19: You can get it driving, you can get it diving,
Speaker 19: you can get it mix and coment.
Speaker 1: The hard and first needs a big old, bigger and
Speaker 1: the best cold beer is big big.
Speaker 3: You can get it rowing, you can get it blown,
Speaker 3: you can get.
Speaker 4: It telling afferent time. It's a different time.
Speaker 3: Matter of fact, I've got it now, Victoria Bitter. A
Speaker 3: classic advert that's about the iconic sounds and also what
Speaker 3: a classic old timey voice as well?
Speaker 4: Is that what it was? Yeah?
Speaker 7: He was you know him from Crocodile Dundee.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, such a great voice, isn't he? Even the music.
Speaker 3: This this it should be our classic sounds should be
Speaker 3: in Australian in actually it should be. I like this.
Speaker 3: I think if we put a petition online sat start
Speaker 3: signing names, bigger petition ever.
Speaker 4: All right, let's go to well done Joe.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much for that one. Let's get to
Speaker 3: Tim here.
Speaker 6: Good morning, Tim, Hey morning gang, Happy hump day, Tim.
Speaker 4: Tim. What do you think is the sound of Australia?
Speaker 16: Mate, Well, it's one I call my Wednesday alarm clock
Speaker 16: and that's the clown over the road running he's really
Speaker 16: been doing his driveway mate.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Wednesday's our day as well.
Speaker 3: It's that this is an empty one. You can tell
Speaker 3: because that the it's flapping around too much. But you're right,
Speaker 3: that is a chorus in the morning, isn't it. When
Speaker 3: it's beIN dane As Street.
Speaker 16: A quarter to five, it's a ripper mone.
Speaker 4: There should be a law about that.
Speaker 3: If it's not out by nine o'clock in the evening,
Speaker 3: it's not out.
Speaker 4: That's it.
Speaker 3: You've missed your bin days shouldn't be. There should be
Speaker 3: a curfew when you're not allowed to suddenly stop you
Speaker 3: people like eleven or twelve o'cok at night.
Speaker 5: Trust guilty of that. If I forget, I'll no, no,
Speaker 5: no no.
Speaker 3: The worst thing is when they under the covered aren't
Speaker 3: is putting all their empty drink bottles in?
Speaker 5: I also do that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well we know why that is all those champagne
Speaker 3: bottles going in real.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the question, you know Carl Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Now Patsy the best newscaster newsreader in the business TV
Speaker 3: already hands down.
Speaker 4: We're lucky to have her every day.
Speaker 7: What's this leading up.
Speaker 4: Steve, a compliment that saddens me.
Speaker 3: Unconnected to what I just said. There are words we
Speaker 3: all struggle to say. I cannot say the word correctly,
Speaker 3: the past tense. To edit something I cannot say.
Speaker 4: Edited it?
Speaker 7: Okay? Are you edited?
Speaker 5: Edited?
Speaker 4: What is it so hard?
Speaker 3: I added in about an excellent nine words.
Speaker 5: I don't know when to stop edited it.
Speaker 3: I've just edited it. I've just edited it.
Speaker 5: Get the two edited edited it?
Speaker 4: Can you say Patsy edited? No, like to edited it.
Speaker 4: I've just edited it. I just edited it.
Speaker 5: You're going too many?
Speaker 1: Am I?
Speaker 3: My legs are going too quickly down the hill. Guys,
Speaker 3: I've just edited it.
Speaker 4: What's happened to me?
Speaker 3: I've just edited it, edited it.
Speaker 4: Oh see you were talking to say three times Patsy.
Speaker 7: Edited it, edited it, edited it.
Speaker 4: See. That is why she's the best? Is rio?
Speaker 5: Can you say ed edited it?
Speaker 3: The same disease saying can you try it edited?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: That's not no, that's just ed edited it.
Speaker 4: I've just edited it. Tell me just edited it. Clip.
Speaker 8: I've just edited a clip.
Speaker 4: No, I can do it, and they can't say something.
Speaker 4: So Patsy just did the news.
Speaker 7: And for you, it's this word phenomenon, phenomenon, that's.
Speaker 3: Hard phenomenon, phenomenon, phenomena, but it up phenomenal phenomenon. Shnonymon, Tara,
Speaker 3: Let's try and mix in minimon Nat with Patsy's.
Speaker 7: Phenomenon, phenomenon, phenomenon, phenomenon?
Speaker 3: Is it phenomenon, phenomenon, It's phenomenon. I just edited phenomenon.
Speaker 3: It's like the voice version of the iteist.
Speaker 7: Is what we're talking about, phenomenon, phenomenon.
Speaker 4: Any thought solid? Do you know what they know? What
Speaker 4: I mean?
Speaker 3: That's the news guys, Patsy out might.
Speaker 1: Drop Christian connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 4: That's what I was saying.
Speaker 3: There are certain words we just cannot say, right, I
Speaker 3: cannot say edited it, you know, like you've just chopped
Speaker 3: up a clip and you go, hey, family, I've just
Speaker 3: edited that, and people like, what what have you done?
Speaker 4: Patsy? I struggle with this word.
Speaker 7: It's human nature, phenomenon, phenomenon that we've remixed it, phenomenon, phenomenon.
Speaker 3: I'm going to make it available as the ringtime we
Speaker 3: all need that, the ring time we needed in the world.
Speaker 1: Christian Connells Show Podcast.
Speaker 4: You're gonna made this new show all right, coming up
Speaker 4: after eight.
Speaker 3: Then on the lines on the phone this morning nine
Speaker 3: four one four one oh four three.
Speaker 4: That's my phone number. Put it in your phone No.
Speaker 4: Four one four one o four three. Impulse bies.
Speaker 3: Already some amazing stories lined up to be heard this morning.
Speaker 3: Your impis impulse spies. Another word I can't say, edited
Speaker 3: it the impulse spies. Christian I was feeling a bit flat,
Speaker 3: decided to go out and buy a Magdum ice cream.
Speaker 3: Oh love a Magnumber almond if you're getting women on, Yeah.
Speaker 9: Yeah, caramel eager, but not had that one. Oh it's
Speaker 9: chocolate caramel chocolate ice cream.
Speaker 4: Oh, my work. The Alma one's great for me.
Speaker 7: I like a white one. I like the white chocolate.
Speaker 4: Oh, the old albino one.
Speaker 8: Yes, yes, no, I like to pick the chocolate off
Speaker 8: with my teeth and then just have like Hannibal like delicious.
Speaker 7: Phenomenon ice cream.
Speaker 10: Come.
Speaker 4: Christian, I was filing with fact.
Speaker 3: I started going buy a Magnum ice cream, finished not
Speaker 3: buying a block of land on a new state four
Speaker 3: hundred and six k. Wow. Never got the ice cream.
Speaker 4: PS. It's title, it's titled.
Speaker 3: Eighteen months later, COVID then hit finally built a new home,
Speaker 3: moved in twelve months ago. Linda, what an amazing story, Christian.
Speaker 3: Just two nights ago we talked about impulse bies. My
Speaker 3: wife and I were looking for a few bits on Amazon.
Speaker 3: Five minutes later we brought a new car online. Oh,
Speaker 3: things escalated.
Speaker 5: You can get cars on Amazon.
Speaker 3: I'm not on Amazon now. I decided for the post
Speaker 3: he to put that for the letter boxes. He break
Speaker 3: up into parts. Come and collect your car from the
Speaker 3: local GPO. My husband and daughter went out to buy
Speaker 3: a new garden shard of pinies. Came back with a
Speaker 3: Lambrador puppy.
Speaker 4: That's from.
Speaker 3: Shelley Kevin. This is a great one. Once saw a
Speaker 3: guy in the self serve area of a big supermarket.
Speaker 3: He had five hundred grands of mintence beef and a
Speaker 3: brand new laptop. I'm not sure what was the original
Speaker 3: reason for going to the store, Christian. I went to
Speaker 3: buy cat food at the pet shop for our two cats.
Speaker 3: Came home with a third cap. All right, so we're
Speaker 3: looking for your stories of impulse spies.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: I know it is a strange question, but can you
Speaker 3: get footy colored coffins? Just Patsy's news about the Barbie
Speaker 3: coffin bom Mega fans.
Speaker 5: Surely someone in Melbourne.
Speaker 4: They're not in those merch shops. Where are the coffins?
Speaker 8: Are they out the backet like a range? I know
Speaker 8: you can get an aunt of mine had a wicker coffin.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, my auntie got buried in one though.
Speaker 3: It was a second beautiful earth, yes, biodigradeable it was.
Speaker 4: It was a sort of six or wicker basket with hands.
Speaker 7: It's like a picnic basket.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a picnic basket for the worms and stuff like
Speaker 3: that and nature. We've become composts.
Speaker 4: We return to where we come exactly. Thank you all right,
Speaker 4: Impulse spies, you out for milk? What did you come
Speaker 4: home with? This is Jody Christian.
Speaker 3: I went to the local plaza Pacific Weerribee to get
Speaker 3: spaghetti from Carls. Came home with a five thousand dollars
Speaker 3: diamond ring.
Speaker 5: Normally buy a rings?
Speaker 4: Is that in the frozen section?
Speaker 3: Five thousand dollars rings?
Speaker 4: Why is it? Most expectedly you can buy coles or
Speaker 4: a worse.
Speaker 5: That is a great question.
Speaker 4: Now what is it?
Speaker 3: Wasn't an engagement ring, but my partner brought me a
Speaker 3: one carrot diamond promise ring. Oh, I've got asked, what
Speaker 3: is a promise ring? In my relationship? I promises something else.
Speaker 3: We know it's a contract, but not as legally by
Speaker 3: as I found out in twenty five years of marriage,
Speaker 3: I got about a billion promises to collect.
Speaker 8: In the eighties, you used to get a thing called
Speaker 8: a friendship ring, but it wasn't like an engagement ring.
Speaker 8: It was like a flat band, but it wasn't a
Speaker 8: promise ring.
Speaker 3: What's a promise ring?
Speaker 7: Well, is that I'm going to marry that?
Speaker 3: You're either the steps are so like traffic lights where
Speaker 3: there's a couple of different colors. Here, it's engagement. You're
Speaker 3: walking down the aisle, not the promise, the promise to
Speaker 3: get the engagement ring, and then the promise to walk
Speaker 3: down the aisle. Sorry, Chad, I'm sure it's a lovely
Speaker 3: rings now that five thousand Christian impulse by. I brought
Speaker 3: some skincare from one of those annoying shops in the
Speaker 3: middle of the shopping center.
Speaker 4: Those salespeople are very they're like spritchy with that.
Speaker 3: Don't worry any I said, no, they just come at
Speaker 3: you like Ninja's don't they. I spent two hundred and
Speaker 3: fifty bucks on it. Then I realized I shouldn't have
Speaker 3: bored it so well because I couldn't afford it. I
Speaker 3: scratched my hand to make it look like I had
Speaker 3: a allergic reaction so I could go. But I can
Speaker 3: get a refund.
Speaker 4: From Mikayla, uh Kylie, Marie.
Speaker 3: Good morning, impulse by everyone?
Speaker 1: How are you?
Speaker 4: We're good and what's your impulse by?
Speaker 19: So I was scrolling through Facebook one evening and saw
Speaker 19: that the Rolling Stones were touring in Europe, and I
Speaker 19: said to my husband, let's go because being a big fan.
Speaker 19: And then before we knew it, tickets will book that
Speaker 19: night and we flew to Stockholm to see them.
Speaker 4: Oh well, life is too short, honestly, one of the
Speaker 4: greatest bands in the world.
Speaker 19: Absolutely one hundred percent.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I bet you do it.
Speaker 3: I bet it must have cost a small fortune to go,
Speaker 3: But you've got memories for a lifetime seeing the Stones.
Speaker 19: One hundred percent.
Speaker 4: Yes.
Speaker 19: And we were right up the front and we only
Speaker 19: spent four days in Stockholm, so it was a bit
Speaker 19: of a whirlwind tripn but well worth it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you must have just got off the flame from
Speaker 3: a straight saw the band and then you're back in
Speaker 3: your bag, so get come back home. Yeah, pretty much awesome.
Speaker 3: And then when was that, Ah, that was I think.
Speaker 19: Two thousand and sixteen. It was just before we got
Speaker 19: before we got married.
Speaker 4: Why Cora.
Speaker 3: These amazing artists now like me McCartney coming here in October,
Speaker 3: and Billy Joel last year, and I saw Springsteen two
Speaker 3: months ago. They are reversing the age of time, aren't they.
Speaker 3: They're incredible, Like Jagger is unbelievable.
Speaker 19: Oh, absolutely, so much energy on stage. It's just yet impressive.
Speaker 19: And you can see the love that they still have
Speaker 19: to play, and I think, yeah, that's just beautiful to see.
Speaker 4: I love that. Calorie all right, thank you very much.
Speaker 4: You cool, have a good day.
Speaker 3: Let's got Alex now, Alex, good morning.
Speaker 10: Good morning guys. I love the show. Thanks for having
Speaker 10: me on.
Speaker 4: Oh pleasure, thanks for calling the show and listen to show. Alex.
Speaker 3: All right, what's the story of an impulse by for us?
Speaker 10: One night was I had a few too many drinks.
Speaker 10: I was watching Home Line.
Speaker 4: Too, and.
Speaker 3: Isn't it you had a cut of beers? You know what,
Speaker 3: I'm going to watch home We know too, is out
Speaker 3: John Wickford?
Speaker 10: Yeah, And I saw the scene where the Kevin was
Speaker 10: riding around the city in the limousine, and I thought
Speaker 10: to myself, I'm going to buy a limousine.
Speaker 11: Oh and.
Speaker 4: Surely or not.
Speaker 10: That night I bought a limousine start Unseen online. My
Speaker 10: wife was less than impressed. And about a week later
Speaker 10: I went to pick up the limousine. Mind you, I've
Speaker 10: heard nothing but complaints from my wife. I said, no, no,
Speaker 10: this is going to be good. It's going to be great.
Speaker 10: And it was the worst financial mistake I had ever made.
Speaker 3: For sure, we're all going I mean, where'd you park
Speaker 3: a limousine?
Speaker 4: It's the street enough, it's the whole street. No one
Speaker 4: asking mark on the street anymore.
Speaker 10: It was ten meters long, m I didn't have a
Speaker 10: garage long enough.
Speaker 4: It must be prom night. No, it is Alex's new car.
Speaker 3: Then the school running that.
Speaker 10: As a matter of fact, I'm glad you said that.
Speaker 10: I did take my son to school quite a few times.
Speaker 3: That is the best day ever. That's the only time
Speaker 3: that your your kid wants you to try to take
Speaker 3: them to school. That is amazing rolling up in a limousine.
Speaker 10: I even got out and opened the door for him
Speaker 10: and everything.
Speaker 5: You're talking about your what thing upset? As though she's
Speaker 5: crazy for thinking that.
Speaker 4: You won't believe her reaction. Guys, so you still got it, Alex.
Speaker 10: No, So I bought it for twelve th thousand, and
Speaker 10: then I spent another six thousand on it, and then
Speaker 10: I saw it about six months later for six thousand.
Speaker 4: No no, no, no, no, no no, the sums do
Speaker 4: not add up.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 5: Oh, what was the original plan for it? Like you
Speaker 5: get the limo? Did you have any grand plans?
Speaker 10: Look, I just wanted to do it around, get someone
Speaker 10: to drive me around the city, and eight pizza in
Speaker 10: the back of it. I like that.
Speaker 3: I want to be able to live in that world
Speaker 3: with you. Well, it's why not just have a beer
Speaker 3: and pizza in the back of a limo. It shouldn't
Speaker 3: just be for formals and prom nights. The rest of
Speaker 3: us should just be able to have a couple of
Speaker 3: beers and about and have pizza normalized limos.
Speaker 4: Yes, that's great.
Speaker 3: Do you know what, why don't we book some limousines
Speaker 3: where every day it's just to go and take you
Speaker 3: to pick up It's like very short trip. It's gonna
Speaker 3: pick up your take away or when you're gonna pick
Speaker 3: up your dry cleaning. But real hum drum stuff, not
Speaker 3: a formal You're quite right, Alex, you've given us a
Speaker 3: couple of ideas.
Speaker 4: Thank you. Mane. Do you know what Alex? Do you
Speaker 4: know what I'm going to do for you?
Speaker 3: Yeah, he said, just rapidly decided that you are this
Speaker 3: week's cooler away. May have lost thousands, but you've just
Speaker 3: won one thousand dollars with our corner of the week.
Speaker 10: Amazing, that's amazing. Thank you so much to see.
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, you gave us a great story. You
Speaker 3: are this week's instant cooler of the week. One thousand
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Speaker 3: the Mercedes Benz trading a Mercedes Benz Berrick. They're better
Speaker 3: your trading Bryce by three thousand dollars or more. That's
Speaker 3: how Mercedes ben Sperric aleix. Great story, really really well told.
Speaker 3: You're our instant call of the week. One thousand dollars
Speaker 3: still doesn't make but the loss, but at least it's something.
Speaker 10: Can I give you some point of advice? Guys, sure,
Speaker 10: don't get drunken bally mate.
Speaker 4: Add it to my ongoing life hacks.
Speaker 3: Alex one of my favorite callers of the year.
Speaker 4: Thank you very much, mate, great story.
Speaker 10: Thank you guys.
Speaker 3: There is so much going on that I was actually
Speaker 3: making notes why that was telling his story. There's another
Speaker 3: phone in tomorrow, isn't there? When you had a few
Speaker 3: too many beers, there should be a breathalyzer on laptops, computers,
Speaker 3: and phones to stop us making drunken decisions like that
Speaker 3: and making a loss.
Speaker 4: He lost thousands on that.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Awesome cool and story today from everyone but Alex. They
Speaker 3: in particular of having a few beers too many, then
Speaker 3: two decisions that are curious. Decided to watch Home Alone two.
Speaker 3: All the movies you could watch after a couple of beers,
Speaker 3: but Home Alone two and then a ten.
Speaker 4: Meter long limousine.
Speaker 3: Also this morning, just because Patsy mentioned it in the news,
Speaker 3: the success, huge, mega success of the Barbie movie.
Speaker 4: How They're now? So is it official? Barbie coffin?
Speaker 8: Yeah, plastic, fantastic.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 3: I thought it was like a bespoke thing, like a
Speaker 3: wrapper roun or no NOI like Mattel coffins literally get
Speaker 3: back in the box. They got those little wire.
Speaker 4: Things, those ones you can't open that chilling.
Speaker 3: He's your own. So the smallest is wondering can you
Speaker 3: get like you know, in a city that's footy mad?
Speaker 3: Are there coffins that are bespoke like footy color ones?
Speaker 3: I don't know whether they're officially available right from the
Speaker 3: from the clubs, Christian.
Speaker 4: My dad was a sign writer.
Speaker 3: A family friend passed away and was a massive Dick
Speaker 3: Johnston fan, a legendary racing car driver. His family asked
Speaker 3: Dad to paint his coffin in Dick Johnston's colors like
Speaker 3: his racing car. It looks awesome. The neighbors did think
Speaker 3: something was odd with a coffin company of in and
Speaker 3: out of my dad's driveway, coffin with speed stripes, his body,
Speaker 3: his work home with him. All right, so we're talking
Speaker 3: about impulse buys. On nine four one four one oh
Speaker 3: four three you went out for milk and what did
Speaker 3: you come home with? Belinda?
Speaker 11: Good morning, Good morning, How are you, Christian?
Speaker 4: I'm good? But then don't I hope you will? So
Speaker 4: what's your story for us? This morning?
Speaker 11: I was being a good grandparent. And it was my
Speaker 11: granddaughter's birthday and all the Barbie dolls in the local
Speaker 11: area had been sold out. So I actually drove to
Speaker 11: Ballarat to buy her a Barbie doll for her birthday
Speaker 11: and ended up coming home with the Barbie doll and
Speaker 11: a new caravan and a new car.
Speaker 4: Oh my word, that's a lot.
Speaker 11: I saw something shiny on the way home.
Speaker 5: Wow, did you get the Barbie doll?
Speaker 11: I got the Barbie doll. It wasn't a coffin Barbie doll.
Speaker 11: I got a Barbie doll. And then on my way
Speaker 11: out of town, I saw a caravan and I thought,
Speaker 11: we've we've been talking about getting one. My husband wasn't
Speaker 11: with me.
Speaker 4: I rang to do listen.
Speaker 11: I said, look, I've got a caravan. Look at it online.
Speaker 11: I'm buying it. And that's what i'd I went in
Speaker 11: and while I was going through the caravan, he was
Speaker 11: looking at it online and I was signing on the
Speaker 11: dotted line before he even.
Speaker 4: Got back to that's great a woman on a mission.
Speaker 4: That is incredible.
Speaker 11: I was, And then got two kilometers down the road
Speaker 11: and called in. He saw a nice shiny car and
Speaker 11: decided I wanted that as well, so.
Speaker 3: I thought you could tell them together, so there's two
Speaker 3: different stop offs.
Speaker 11: They were. But I couldn't toe the car with.
Speaker 2: The car towing a caravanosine couldn't anyway, so if the
Speaker 2: car was too small before.
Speaker 4: But then the funny stuff. Thank you very much you
Speaker 4: called me. I have a good day, you do.
Speaker 11: Bye?
Speaker 4: Mark, Good morning, Good morning mate.
Speaker 17: How are you today?
Speaker 3: I'm good Mark?
Speaker 4: And we're talking about impulse spies. What's yours?
Speaker 17: The wife and I were walking down the street in
Speaker 17: Melbourne one day and we'd come across this comic store
Speaker 17: and I send this marble iron Man suit in the window,
Speaker 17: and I thought it was a statue, so I thought
Speaker 17: I had to go in for a look suit. And
Speaker 17: apparently it wasn't a statue. It was a full iron
Speaker 17: Man working suit. You could actually put it on and walk.
Speaker 4: Around in it. So I bought it.
Speaker 3: And where would you go in a we're not fully working.
Speaker 3: It's not like you're flying up the chat to Pepper
Speaker 3: rob it. You know, you just get awkwardly.
Speaker 1: This.
Speaker 4: You never saw him go to toilet in it video.
Speaker 3: I guess very hard to go to the toll How
Speaker 3: much Didney working Iman suit cost?
Speaker 17: Ten and a half grande.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, wear that like comic con or something like that.
Speaker 1: Well he hipped in a once.
Speaker 10: Yeah it was a big kid.
Speaker 17: I slipped in it once.
Speaker 3: But yeah, anyone else in the bed get a little
Speaker 3: bit of iron play on.
Speaker 17: It's a little bit of iron.
Speaker 4: Lovely.
Speaker 3: So I still got it, always sold it, cleaned it
Speaker 3: up and sold it.
Speaker 17: No, it's in the main cave.
Speaker 4: Now what an item I know it is.
Speaker 3: It's an investment. Actually a beautiful thing. It's a talking point.
Speaker 4: It's better than the water as with hoops of money.
Speaker 17: Now, obviously that Robert Dane and Junior died in the
Speaker 17: movie sopol Alert.
Speaker 4: Isn't it.
Speaker 3: The prices go up and down. It's like gold. Yeah, absolutely,
Speaker 3: I have no idea. Yea, yeah, all right, Mark, thank
Speaker 3: you very much.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Christian My Impulse by I went to the reptile exhibition
Speaker 3: on the Showgrounds to sell a snake, came home with
Speaker 3: another two snakes. I've got no idea why, Christian. Probably
Speaker 3: because you have snakes. Sounds likely Jack and the.
Speaker 4: Bean Stalk, is it, Tim?
Speaker 3: It kind of figures one snakes, three snakes. I'm serious
Speaker 3: about trying to organize Limo week next week. And like
Speaker 3: we were saying with Alex, limos normally the reserve of
Speaker 3: the younger. You don't get middle aged trips in a limo,
Speaker 3: you know, turning your little doctors, go and get your
Speaker 3: head done, your nails done. So if we were going
Speaker 3: to do every day limo trips next week on the show,
Speaker 3: Limmo trip a day, where you're going and this is
Speaker 3: everyday stuff, okay, like taking into the gym, maybe taking
Speaker 3: you go and do your weekly supermarket at shop at
Speaker 3: Carl's Weather and they've got big boots, so you just
Speaker 3: put it in all those seats. You're loading it in there.
Speaker 3: It looks awkward. They're like shovel like all your bags
Speaker 3: are shopping and your groceries rolling around down the Click and.
Speaker 5: Collect where they they packed all the bags where you
Speaker 5: put it in your car.
Speaker 3: Yeah right, So we try and organize this for next week,
Speaker 3: where would you be going? What could we do every
Speaker 3: day limo trips. It's not the big things like four
Speaker 3: malls or anything like that. It's just the everyday stuff
Speaker 3: that you do, but you do it in a limo.
Speaker 1: Look, Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Half an hour ago, we're chatting to Alex. We're doing
Speaker 3: a phoning with you guys about impulse buys. He had
Speaker 3: a few beers too many and it ends up buying
Speaker 3: a ten meter long limo, spends then six thousand on it,
Speaker 3: which I forgot to ask him about, and then I
Speaker 3: think he lost about eight or nine thousand dollars.
Speaker 4: Anyway, a lot of people are.
Speaker 3: Saying, oh, I've never been a limo and all that,
Speaker 3: and I think it normally it's like four malls and
Speaker 3: stuff of that, going a wedding or bunks like whatever.
Speaker 3: Would you be great if this was like we did
Speaker 3: Limo Week next week on the show. Every day we
Speaker 3: take you for a ride in a limo, but it's
Speaker 3: something every day you just do in your lives like
Speaker 3: this Christian. My limo ride if I was to take
Speaker 3: part in Limo Week next week, would include picking up
Speaker 3: my granddaughter from kindergarten and then taking her for a
Speaker 3: Maca's treat dry through limo.
Speaker 5: You couldn't get that.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, we're gonna try. We're gonna that
Speaker 3: would be amazing.
Speaker 5: How do you get I want to see it happen.
Speaker 3: I want to see it happen. We are gonna make
Speaker 3: it happen next week limo in a drive through. Christian,
Speaker 3: we have an under seventeen soccer game at Greenville that
Speaker 3: is across town from where we are. Love to turn
Speaker 3: up in a limo, mind games.
Speaker 5: The whole team, Yes, in a limo.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Christian.
Speaker 3: Not sure the limo would come out to packing them,
Speaker 3: but I'd love to just all the the kids drop
Speaker 3: off at daycare. That's from Tim. Let's take some of
Speaker 3: you here right now every day limo trips. Where would
Speaker 3: you be going, Leanne, good morning?
Speaker 6: Oh well, I.
Speaker 11: Teach some school groups swimming on a Tuesday morning in
Speaker 11: Sidlam and then I need to go out to my
Speaker 11: butter shop at all all right, to work for.
Speaker 19: The rest of the day.
Speaker 3: Great, So he's picking you up from picking you up
Speaker 3: from swimming, and then it's taking you to work at
Speaker 3: the butchers. Yes, this is what a limo should be
Speaker 3: for every day you all your wet swimming ish shoving
Speaker 3: them back in the limo and then off to work
Speaker 3: in the butchers.
Speaker 17: Yep, perfect, all right, Leam, that could.
Speaker 4: Be happy next week. That's a great one. Catherine. Where
Speaker 4: would the limo be taking you next week?
Speaker 19: Can they just drop me at the cairo.
Speaker 3: Yes, we can do that.
Speaker 19: Can we go buy my favorite cafe and get a coffee?
Speaker 4: Absolutely? Yeah, yeah, do a couple of multiple pickups on
Speaker 4: the way, yes, all.
Speaker 19: Right, cafe Friday. Yeah, I'm looking for Friday.
Speaker 4: So can I get all right? Thank you?
Speaker 3: Uh shy?
Speaker 4: Good morning, shy, good morning.
Speaker 12: How are you?
Speaker 3: I'm good shy. So where would the limo be taking
Speaker 3: you next week?
Speaker 12: Well, I've got some elderly grand parents in law which
Speaker 12: are in their nineties, and they've never been in a limo,
Speaker 12: and I thought this might be a good way to
Speaker 12: get on their good side and take them to They
Speaker 12: go to Northland Shopping Center every day for a coffee
Speaker 12: in a pasty, and I thought next week would be amazing.
Speaker 12: Maybe Friday, that would be brilliant because they usually go
Speaker 12: on a Friday as well. Well. So I thought they
Speaker 12: toddle around all Land shopping center holding hands.
Speaker 4: This is just the best.
Speaker 12: Yes, So I thought that would be really nice thing
Speaker 12: for them to do, nice beautiful.
Speaker 4: Thing, just to go and do together and get their
Speaker 4: little coffee in the morning.
Speaker 12: Yes, that's right, So they're not really early risers, but
Speaker 12: probably mid morning would be.
Speaker 4: This Bucks, the trend.
Speaker 3: Most of the old old timers get out of bed
Speaker 3: way too early.
Speaker 4: You've got nothing to do.
Speaker 3: Stay, Yeah, they do, they do.
Speaker 12: They love staying in.
Speaker 3: Yeah, old students, they send a treat.
Speaker 4: What are their names?
Speaker 12: Jack and Lois?
Speaker 4: Lois cutiful? Love that love that.
Speaker 3: That's a really nice story. Okay, we've got to make
Speaker 3: Limo week happen next week for Jack and Lewis.
Speaker 12: All right, thank you so much.
Speaker 4: Hasn't happened.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've got a Limo company, you know, but I'm
Speaker 3: going to do all like that. Make Limo weak happened.
Speaker 3: Limo companies call me nine four one four one o
Speaker 3: four three. Got to the patus about to throw himself
Speaker 3: off the wheeling. He's on the ledge every day. All right,
Speaker 3: keep this coming. Where would you go every day?
Speaker 4: Limos?
Speaker 3: Well, I forgot where we are now it's called it
Speaker 3: to nine is time? We are late this morning? Real,
Speaker 3: let's get into this quick bit.
Speaker 4: It's since sweet. We're looking for your science movies. Yes.
Speaker 3: By the way, I haven't seen Oppenheimer yet. My mum
Speaker 3: went to see it over the weekend.
Speaker 4: She calls me. Afterwards.
Speaker 3: I've just come out of Oppenheimer. She goes it's incredible,
Speaker 3: but there's a there's a historical error in it because
Speaker 3: said Einstein rocks.
Speaker 4: Up in it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, he pops up making it's kind of.
Speaker 3: Old man, but Einstein's in it. She goes, he must
Speaker 3: have been dead surely, like way before a storyline. I went,
Speaker 3: I don't think Christopher nodan Her, I don't think he
Speaker 3: has had a quick look on i Stein Wikipedia, Ironpedia.
Speaker 4: When did he die?
Speaker 7: I'm gonna look it up.
Speaker 3: We don't have time for when did I I just
Speaker 3: realized we're running late, and I just thought, I take
Speaker 3: us a diversion that says about the life and times
Speaker 3: of Albert Einstein.
Speaker 8: And April fifty five.
Speaker 3: With a brush shoulders in the science world with old
Speaker 3: what's she working on anyway? Science movies? Yes, there's something
Speaker 3: about Mary Cury.
Speaker 5: Oh good, fancy silver plus.
Speaker 3: Forget about the sound of music, the science version of that,
Speaker 3: the sound of me Thane stinky back to the periodic table,
Speaker 3: silver plus. He's ungreat old science scoring on Fanny this morning.
Speaker 3: I think that's why I wanted that Einstein thin listen,
Speaker 3: run out the clock a bit Edward radius hats yeah.
Speaker 4: Here to see me like this Rio whatever you got
Speaker 4: here we go. He's got two degrees.
Speaker 9: Miss Daisy is on the table. We're dissecting this. Tazy
Speaker 9: even mumbled the delivery. Science isn't funny. There's an optical
Speaker 9: telescope in China. It's the big hovel in little China.
Speaker 4: Now that is gol that's smart.
Speaker 9: And Lindsay Lowen's in the science class. Mean galileos very good,
Speaker 9: high route.
Speaker 3: Top end of town, gold plus.
Speaker 4: All right, what have you got?
Speaker 3: Science Movies best in show. Off to go and see
Speaker 3: the Human League. They're doing Dare, one of the classic
Speaker 3: albums of the eighties. Next March at the Palais. You
Speaker 3: can win a pin of tickets right now. Science Movies
Speaker 3: four seventy five, three, one oh four three.
Speaker 1: Well, Christian Connell's show, podcasts.
Speaker 3: And then we're building something incredible here. Limo Week starting
Speaker 3: to come together, Christian. What I'm talking about is trying
Speaker 3: to make Limo Week happen next week. Every day on
Speaker 3: the show, you go on a trip, whatever you just
Speaker 3: have on next week, you're doing it in a Limo. Christian.
Speaker 3: I need to pick up a door from Bunnings next week.
Speaker 3: It won't fit my car, but it will fit the
Speaker 3: back of a Limo. Philm that is a great kind
Speaker 3: of bunnet. Where will you bock out the front of Bunnings.
Speaker 3: They're always busy those car parks, but her limo. They're
Speaker 3: trying to like turn around in the car park and
Speaker 3: then some guy work walking out with a door and
Speaker 3: just fling it in the back of a limo. Phil,
Speaker 3: that's a great way to use the Limo on Limo Week.
Speaker 3: These are great, Thank you very much. And also Limo
Speaker 3: companies are started calling as well for Limo Week.
Speaker 4: All right, so we're looking for your time wasters. Side
Speaker 4: is with us.
Speaker 3: There's so many Limo ones coming out. I'm trying to
Speaker 3: my text is blowing up at the moment, trying to
Speaker 3: find all the science movie.
Speaker 4: Science movies are the time waster best in show.
Speaker 3: You have to see The Brilliant Human League next year
Speaker 3: ninth and March at the Palais Theater.
Speaker 4: All right, science movies.
Speaker 3: Fantastic four eyes com on both Ray and I and
Speaker 3: Patsy's glass Wearers.
Speaker 5: We are not scientists, so we're fantastic, yes, Richard.
Speaker 3: The Curious Case of Benjamin Bunsen Boner Silva, get ready,
Speaker 3: a lot of Bunsen boner one, but they're really funny.
Speaker 3: Helium just not that into you. Silver plus Bunsen, burner
Speaker 3: and hooch, said Turner. Yes, Mike, that's my level of science.
Speaker 3: Throw mama from the particle accelerator. Oh wow, my brown
Speaker 3: micking point. Cook, well done the Petrie dish.
Speaker 5: Huh oh oh yeah, good god.
Speaker 3: Yeah morning Limo week Just want to take my dogs
Speaker 3: for the walk. Next Tuesday, Ted and Georgie. They love
Speaker 3: being in cars with the windows down. A lot of windows,
Speaker 3: finding that you're in traffic and you just see a
Speaker 3: limo with the windows down, the two dogs sticking and
Speaker 3: head out of the car spitting this daisy.
Speaker 4: Or very gold.
Speaker 3: Oppenheimer's next trip Oppenheimer too back with a vengeance franchise movie,
Speaker 3: Dude wears my cadaver Silver, Dude, whar's my test shoe?
Speaker 4: Silver weekend at birties. That's for Albert Einstein.
Speaker 3: That I could see the movie posted him with the
Speaker 3: Crazy Weekend at Bertiees.
Speaker 4: Alberts d them for magnesium silver. Very clever.
Speaker 3: Someone knows they're periodic table, had Tron Collider. Oh good gold,
Speaker 3: Bruso Wildern, you mean science degree silver Wooley equals mc squared, gold,
Speaker 3: What I'm justin Oppenheimenator, Bronze, chlorophyll with a chance of meatballs,
Speaker 3: bronze just trying to crowbar insens Worth.
Speaker 4: Look who's hawking?
Speaker 5: Oh god?
Speaker 4: What about that order?
Speaker 3: Is it pulp friction? Yes, silva, The Curious Case of
Speaker 3: Benjamin's Diorama, Richard bunsen Burner and Hoots. I think we
Speaker 3: really did that one, bunsen Burne, after.
Speaker 5: Reading a silver miners three men in a test tube.
Speaker 3: Baby, it's science.
Speaker 5: Baby, yeah, silver plus All right?
Speaker 3: Who is off to the Human League weekend at Bertie's weekend,
Speaker 3: at Bertie's. Well done, that's the winner today.
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Speaker 3: all the billboards of Melbourne winning billboard Today. It's a
Speaker 3: public service message from one of you, Gary on behalf
Speaker 3: of not just him sound but all Gardner's are fed
Speaker 3: up of getting a whipper snipper full of dog poop
Speaker 3: as lazy.
Speaker 4: Dog owners aren't clearing up after their dogs.
Speaker 3: This is the current message which is on the Nepean Highway,
Speaker 3: bolty Bridge, Princess Freeway Taller and the Monash Hey.
Speaker 9: Dog owners, pick up your dog poop. I don't want
Speaker 9: to whip a snipper faceful of it.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 5: Gary Brackett's on behalf of all guidness.
Speaker 3: Yeah, good luck with that message today, Gary. Okay, tomorrow's show,
Speaker 3: let's talk about next week's shows. Limo will you if
Speaker 3: you build it, the limos will drive next week of
Speaker 3: a show. We're trying to put this together, just literally
Speaker 3: all trying to throw it together the last forty five
Speaker 3: minutes a Limo day next week on the show.
Speaker 4: That's what we're trying to do.
Speaker 3: But taking you to whatever you've got on your normal whatever,
Speaker 3: your Tuesday thing is, your Wednesday thing is every day
Speaker 3: just sings in limos Christian, what about this Christian. I've
Speaker 3: got a couple of deliveries to do. I'm a part
Speaker 3: time delivery driver. I could fit a load of items
Speaker 3: in the limo. Yes, Andrew, that's a possibility. So where
Speaker 3: would you like to go next week in your limo?
Speaker 3: And the other thing we're looking for is limo company.
Speaker 3: So if you're a Limo company, please email me today.
Speaker 3: This is Boom Time next week week, the only show
Speaker 3: in town doing Limo week. Christian, Christian O'Connell dot com
Speaker 3: dot au so Limo companies we need if you want,
Speaker 3: give them my nudge to contact me. And then the
Speaker 3: really big thing is where do you want to go
Speaker 3: next week? What's the point doing a radio show if
Speaker 3: we can't make Limo Week happen next week?
Speaker 4: And more importantly, the highlight.
Speaker 3: Already for me is that lovely couple we heard about,
Speaker 3: Jack and Lois who are in their nineties. They are
Speaker 3: that couple you've seen shopping centers. You always wonder why
Speaker 3: do they do that where they like the called have said,
Speaker 3: it's her in laws. They toddler long. This happens, This is,
Speaker 3: this is gonna happen to all of us. They go
Speaker 3: and get their coffee every day. They live ten minutes
Speaker 3: away from the Northland shopping center. Don't we want next
Speaker 3: week to do one thing team, to put Jack and
Speaker 3: Lewis in that limousine, to send them off.
Speaker 4: To Northland to have their daily cup of coffee.
Speaker 5: In style more than anything.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So that's that's that's why we're doing this. Also
Speaker 3: though there are two other things One we want. I
Speaker 3: want Andrew to go and pick up that Dort Bunnings.
Speaker 3: I'm going to shove in the back of a Limo,
Speaker 3: and I want to see what happens when you arrive
Speaker 3: in a limo, Marcus drive.
Speaker 4: Can it be done? Is there a drive through somewhere
Speaker 4: in this city that's.
Speaker 3: Got quite a large sort of horseshoe we can go?
Speaker 3: And these are the big questions that need to be
Speaker 3: answered today. Uh, email me Christian at Christian O'Connell dot
Speaker 3: com dot au.
Speaker 1: Carl A. Brener, you're listening to The Christian o'conll Show podcast.