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Speaker 1: Got anything good.

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Speaker 2: Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell's show. Is a joy to be back with

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Speaker 1: you after a very short break. We've just been off

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Speaker 1: for a couple of days. Patsy, did you need to

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Speaker 1: say in the news as well? Why is it news

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Speaker 1: that I'm finally coming back? Just do the news Trump inauguration?

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Speaker 1: Me a clip on the way out going. Oh, and

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Speaker 1: he's finally back.

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Speaker 3: Hey, boys, I just read what they leave out. What

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Speaker 3: can I say? I'm just a mere monkey in this.

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Speaker 1: You know this is about that Patsy came back last week.

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Speaker 1: Patsy's been here last week smoldering with anger.

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Speaker 3: That's all right, I'll just keep the fires burning.

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Speaker 1: Well, thank you very much, Patsy. Happy New Year everybody.

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Speaker 1: It is genuinely loved you back now, Patsy, how are

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Speaker 1: you coping with the hours? Because I called Patsy last

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Speaker 1: week you see how she was doing, and Patsy told

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Speaker 1: me that every single morning during her break she was

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Speaker 1: sleeping until ten thirty slash eleven seven days a week.

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Speaker 3: Jack, I haven't done this since I can't even remember

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Speaker 3: how long. But something just happened that might happen normally

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Speaker 1: Year, or if you're a big drinker, if you're a

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Speaker 4: Summer holidays, you will sleep until ten.

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Speaker 3: It's fantastic.

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Speaker 4: Did you see your family?

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Speaker 1: What about your daughter on a summer holidays, like not

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Speaker 3: You know what they're like, They're on their phone constantly.

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Speaker 1: They lose well, she asked her, there's no one to

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Speaker 4: He's got an aima.

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Speaker 1: Now eleven o'clock is almost mid day, you know what.

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Speaker 3: No, I just thought i'd turn the tables. You know,

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Speaker 3: Oh no, it's lovely because the love God then would

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Speaker 1: Well, it's more like lunch by then clearing away breakfast.

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Speaker 4: You're packing away the buffet.

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Speaker 1: It just was like a bear coming out of hibernation.

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Speaker 1: Every day and imagine she's getting up who shugers low?

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Speaker 3: But I like on holidays to do the complete opposite

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Speaker 1: The I'm not literally it feels like a six which

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Speaker 3: I loved it. It was so good, it felt so naughty.

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Speaker 1: And then how how the hell did you cope with

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Speaker 4: You've got to simmer back into it.

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Speaker 3: It's like a semi had hit me at two hundred

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Speaker 4: At that point you might as well just stay away

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Speaker 1: And it's nice to see that the way you sort

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Speaker 3: It was terrific. It was so.

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Speaker 2: Christian An O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell's show. So Patsy, we haven't seen you for

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Speaker 1: a couple of weeks. What's good on you in your world?

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Speaker 3: You know what Chris and I have started doing is

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Speaker 3: It does feel slightly like that. It does feel like we.

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Speaker 1: Have anyone nine thousands in the It's like the movie Cocoon,

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Speaker 1: Old Oldiest. They migrate to the water in their last

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Speaker 3: I have been looking for a swimming cap. If anyone

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Speaker 1: Fifty Jack, you don't even need to go to what

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Speaker 3: But you've it's great because you're still. When we were swimming,

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Speaker 1: Right, you're right. We do acule fit at eleven.

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Speaker 3: Don't get too excited, Jack, But no, so we Chris

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Speaker 3: Bar five or six hours a day when we're doing no.

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Speaker 1: Seriously, right, who are you pretending to be on show?

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Speaker 1: One of twenty five five six hours a day, serious

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Speaker 3: Like doing laps and stuff, just wallowing like seals.

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Speaker 1: You know those people on holiday, they sort of stand

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Speaker 3: The mothers weren't doing it. They were like trying to

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Speaker 4: Did you ever paddle by and have a listen to trusted?

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Speaker 3: I went to the opposite end, Jack, But yeah, we

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Speaker 1: It is just a pastime off. I mean, look, maybe

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Speaker 1: And it's just still. When I say it's many olders

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Speaker 4: And that's great.

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Speaker 3: It's all ages old, I'll say to you. And there

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Speaker 1: Of those real cougar cougar cougar grand.

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Speaker 3: Con stereotypically, you really are, Christian O'Connell show go on podcast.

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Speaker 1: You know, we're talking about your new thing of Aquifit

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Speaker 5: Good morning, how are you.

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Speaker 1: I'm good head and happy new year. Now listen, what

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Speaker 5: Absolutely not? And can I say that? I actually hope

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Speaker 3: I put a very thing because you're walking working against

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Speaker 4: I thought the water was making Yeah that's what I thought.

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Speaker 5: No, it actually makes it harder because you've got resistance

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Speaker 5: Definitely not so you've got resistance again on a bike

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Speaker 3: It's awesome, Jack, you are absolutely are you kidding?

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Speaker 1: No, you've got bikes in there?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and then who fishes them out of the pool?

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Speaker 5: Yeah the session, Well, they're like they're made for that aqua.

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Speaker 5: Yes, you seriously need to have a dry like it's

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Speaker 1: I mean, listen, there's ways to blow people's mind, but

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Speaker 1: blow someone's mind. Here in Australia underwater. Wow, who needs

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Speaker 1: that big sphere thing that Vegas has got. We've got

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Speaker 1: bikes in swimming pools. Come to Australia. This is what

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Speaker 1: you know, need the Aquific Games. Helen, thank you very

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Speaker 1: much for giving us a call.

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Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 1: It's a Christian O'Connell's show. We are back now, Patsy.

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Speaker 1: You know you're talking about Jack Black and the news

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Speaker 1: there swimming up on the Gold Coast. I think he's

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Speaker 1: here with Paul Rudd. It's the sort of thing over

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Speaker 1: the weekend they were they're filming an a condom mine

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Speaker 4: With Paul run in the water as well.

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Speaker 1: He might have been looking after the valuables. You know,

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Speaker 1: do not hush the locals here, Jack, you know, I

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Speaker 1: know you kung Fu Panda, but they're a bit rough

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Speaker 1: up here at schoolies as well. I'll watch the hotel

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Speaker 4: I think is the tone with which he said Jack's

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Speaker 4: be in Yeah, he promised you want to the ocean?

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Speaker 1: Yeah news And then one of my friends saw tennis

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Speaker 1: on the harmonica. Now, by the way, you know how

436
00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:26,080
Speaker 1: to play musical instruments? Is it hard to learn the harmonica?

437
00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:27,920
Speaker 1: Is it a tough instrument to play? Yes?

438
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,560
Speaker 4: Because you have to figure out how to blow in

439
00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:35,160
Speaker 4: really small doses, to pick out notes on. Yeah, because

440
00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:37,280
Speaker 4: you can just pick up a harmonica and go and

441
00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:40,000
Speaker 4: I'll play a chord sounding thing and that sounds actually

442
00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:42,320
Speaker 4: nice because it's all in key. But to pick out

443
00:20:42,359 --> 00:20:44,400
Speaker 4: individual notes, I found that very hard. So you've got

444
00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:45,760
Speaker 4: to stick your tongue in the way of the air

445
00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:48,520
Speaker 4: coming out, so it's coming out in little Yeah.

446
00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:50,520
Speaker 1: Because in the Bob Dinner movie he's singing and then

447
00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:52,320
Speaker 1: he does a quick blast in the old harmonica and

448
00:20:52,359 --> 00:20:54,600
Speaker 1: it looks hard work. Yes. And then I read in

449
00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:58,920
Speaker 1: an interview that's old Timothy shamanamad ingong that he spent

450
00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:01,560
Speaker 1: two years it was my out of play harmonica, And

451
00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:03,520
Speaker 1: I was like, is it a slow learner or something?

452
00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:04,680
Speaker 1: Two years?

453
00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:07,320
Speaker 4: Also, that's the easiest one on film to fake.

454
00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:08,840
Speaker 1: You get light follow it.

455
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, how do we know if you push actors?

456
00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:13,439
Speaker 1: You know that's de Niro. Now someone else does that.

457
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:15,320
Speaker 1: You get a Harmonica Dunne or something you know, I.

458
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:18,600
Speaker 4: Know for you super close up in his mouth.

459
00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:22,520
Speaker 1: Yes, get a stun man to do that, Christian. Something

460
00:21:22,560 --> 00:21:25,399
Speaker 1: good for me. Got my daughter new school shoes for

461
00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:28,959
Speaker 1: less than one hundred dollars. That is how exciting twenty

462
00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:32,399
Speaker 1: five is already for me. Laurie, you take your wings, Christian,

463
00:21:32,480 --> 00:21:34,879
Speaker 1: Jack and Bats, welcome back in November. I lost my

464
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:38,440
Speaker 1: job last week I started a new one. Nice promotion,

465
00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:42,240
Speaker 1: pay rise. Already this year is looking up. Congratulations Chris,

466
00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:45,840
Speaker 1: that's great news. Christian. What's good and new for me?

467
00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:49,520
Speaker 1: I'm coming up to one year exactly today, the twentieth

468
00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:53,000
Speaker 1: of being cancer free. I had stage three prostate cancer.

469
00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:57,639
Speaker 1: Very happy and grateful to be alive today a year on, Michael, Congratulations,

470
00:21:57,640 --> 00:22:01,760
Speaker 1: that's great news. Now tell us about the higher car incidents.

471
00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:04,199
Speaker 4: Okay, the stress of this is still very real and

472
00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:04,880
Speaker 4: hanging over my head.

473
00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:06,160
Speaker 1: So this is an access situation.

474
00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:09,200
Speaker 4: I don't know what the cost or damage is because

475
00:22:09,359 --> 00:22:11,560
Speaker 4: we haven't got to that point yet. But we have

476
00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:14,520
Speaker 4: two high cars going. Bank is driving one, I'm driving the.

477
00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:16,280
Speaker 1: Other, and one are the in laws of Venezuela.

478
00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:18,680
Speaker 4: They're all jammed in the back right, kids seats in

479
00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:20,040
Speaker 4: the two toddlers in the kid's seats.

480
00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:21,880
Speaker 1: But the in laws you strap into the booster seats.

481
00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:26,960
Speaker 4: Way too many bags because they got the instruments.

482
00:22:27,119 --> 00:22:28,280
Speaker 1: Those Venezuelans, they.

483
00:22:28,119 --> 00:22:30,359
Speaker 4: Love those pan pipes they've bought.

484
00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:34,400
Speaker 1: Oh, mister Jack, where we got today, We've got a rug,

485
00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:35,119
Speaker 1: mister Jack.

486
00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:38,000
Speaker 4: They got their full size suitcases all jammed in there.

487
00:22:38,119 --> 00:22:41,720
Speaker 4: I stupidly brought the golf clubs with me, so we're

488
00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:43,560
Speaker 4: trying to jam the golf clubs in the back as well.

489
00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:46,119
Speaker 4: So people's heads like tilted to the side to fit everything.

490
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:50,720
Speaker 4: The cars are full. We're getting we're kicking this issue

491
00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:52,560
Speaker 4: where one of the tires is going bing bing bing.

492
00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:54,720
Speaker 4: We got a flat tire. You got to fill this up,

493
00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:56,760
Speaker 4: not flat to the all the way to the ground.

494
00:22:56,840 --> 00:22:59,119
Speaker 4: But it's saying we're losing air. So the night before

495
00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:02,639
Speaker 4: we've flyn out, I'm trying to keep filling that up,

496
00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:04,200
Speaker 4: and I'm worried that we're driving.

497
00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:07,720
Speaker 1: You missed something else. You do you message our senior

498
00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:11,240
Speaker 1: audio producer on the show, basically asking, because you know

499
00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:13,560
Speaker 1: he's back home visiting, ready to around there, if he

500
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:16,639
Speaker 1: can come and mend it. Yes, because you are lost.

501
00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:20,000
Speaker 4: In last year, my personal car get a holiday and

502
00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:21,160
Speaker 4: he knew how to fix.

503
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:23,760
Speaker 1: He was working in the building holiday time.

504
00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:26,280
Speaker 4: He's got a special kit that fixes leaks.

505
00:23:26,119 --> 00:23:28,040
Speaker 1: But he doesn't travel with it. He's not taking it

506
00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:29,760
Speaker 1: on jet stuff.

507
00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:31,879
Speaker 4: Anyway, he didn't travel with his kids, so he couldn't

508
00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:34,920
Speaker 4: come and fix it. The consensus was, Hey, let's let's

509
00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:37,400
Speaker 4: fill it up to the brim the tire and let's

510
00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:39,480
Speaker 4: just hope we get to the airport, pass it back

511
00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:43,679
Speaker 4: over to the rental car company and got way the problem.

512
00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:47,240
Speaker 4: So I'm stressed the whole drive back that where the

513
00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:48,080
Speaker 4: flat tire is going.

514
00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:49,480
Speaker 1: To explain, Yeah, you get blowout.

515
00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:52,359
Speaker 4: It's dangerous also traveling with any time you travel with

516
00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:54,640
Speaker 4: a big group, there's just you're always late for everything

517
00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:56,520
Speaker 4: because you're waiting for people to come out of the house.

518
00:23:56,680 --> 00:23:59,479
Speaker 1: So we're running late and you're trying to like driving convoy,

519
00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:00,040
Speaker 1: the two car.

520
00:24:00,119 --> 00:24:03,639
Speaker 4: Trying to driving car. We said we'll stop on the

521
00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:06,399
Speaker 4: way for lunch. To me, that means stop through a

522
00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:09,480
Speaker 4: drive through. No, we stopped, sit down lunch.

523
00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:12,400
Speaker 1: I'm getting stressed right now.

524
00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:13,840
Speaker 4: The cafe men used are coming down.

525
00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:15,879
Speaker 1: No, no, no, what I have?

526
00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:16,399
Speaker 2: What?

527
00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:24,760
Speaker 9: Meanwhile the car tires stress levels, A huge all back etail,

528
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:27,399
Speaker 9: yummy cafe breakfast, all jammed back in the cart now

529
00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:30,159
Speaker 9: there is no room for it going back to the airport.

530
00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:31,639
Speaker 4: The last thing you always have to do with the

531
00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:33,600
Speaker 4: rental car is fill it back up to the brim.

532
00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:36,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're always trying to find that the servo anywhere near.

533
00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:39,560
Speaker 4: So pulling quickly, glug glug glug, filling up as I'm

534
00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:43,199
Speaker 4: putting the cat back on the cap, says diesel on it.

535
00:24:43,359 --> 00:24:46,439
Speaker 1: No, jack, Jack, you're kidding.

536
00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:50,600
Speaker 4: Giving it a big old tasty slurped up the unleaded

537
00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:51,800
Speaker 4: ninety God.

538
00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:55,280
Speaker 1: No, they have to drain it. It's such a nightmare. No,

539
00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:57,720
Speaker 1: you didn't. You didn't carry on driving it because I

540
00:24:57,760 --> 00:24:59,119
Speaker 1: knew that's what I seemed to do.

541
00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:02,600
Speaker 4: I was like, one of these is terrible, and I

542
00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:04,439
Speaker 4: don't know if it's I don't know.

543
00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:06,880
Speaker 1: If when if you ever said that in your life

544
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:09,200
Speaker 1: in your head, you go, one of these is terrible.

545
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:11,560
Speaker 4: One of it. Maybe it's diesel in a petrol car

546
00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:13,679
Speaker 4: is terrible all the other way around. So I google

547
00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:15,440
Speaker 4: and I'm like, hope, maybe I've got the good one

548
00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:17,600
Speaker 4: where it's like, oh, it's not so bad, it will

549
00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:18,400
Speaker 4: work itself out.

550
00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:18,639
Speaker 10: No.

551
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:24,000
Speaker 4: First thing that comes up, do not drive severe engine damage. Okay,

552
00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:27,400
Speaker 4: So we're stuck in the BP. You've got all the gear,

553
00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:31,120
Speaker 4: We've got everybody jammed in the cars, the toddlers, everything.

554
00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:34,960
Speaker 4: So Bianca starts taking one load of people to the airport,

555
00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:37,480
Speaker 4: circling back to get the other load of people while

556
00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:40,880
Speaker 4: I'm trying to call the rental car company. Can't get

557
00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:43,560
Speaker 4: onto them. I end up having to just leave the

558
00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:45,800
Speaker 4: keys with the guy at the BP and.

559
00:25:46,119 --> 00:25:50,160
Speaker 1: No, that's you. Walk back to the higher company, give

560
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:52,360
Speaker 1: them the keys. But I'm not the poor guy doing

561
00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:53,360
Speaker 1: a twenty hour shep.

562
00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:55,800
Speaker 4: I'm not there. I'm on the roadside.

563
00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:59,639
Speaker 1: Want some random one with the keys saying, ain't you

564
00:25:59,680 --> 00:25:59,920
Speaker 1: saw that?

565
00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:02,760
Speaker 4: So I said to him, I'm just going to have

566
00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:04,639
Speaker 4: to sort this out later. We need to get on

567
00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:08,040
Speaker 4: this fight. Take these keys and ill somebody.

568
00:26:09,119 --> 00:26:09,480
Speaker 2: Right now.

569
00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:13,240
Speaker 1: You haven't sorted out how can you sleep? How can

570
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:14,239
Speaker 1: you sleep right now?

571
00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:18,320
Speaker 4: So then I have since at least told the rental

572
00:26:18,359 --> 00:26:21,160
Speaker 4: car company that, hey, your car is there. I've done

573
00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:21,800
Speaker 4: the right thing.

574
00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:26,280
Speaker 1: The police looking after.

575
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:29,080
Speaker 4: I've done the right thing because you have any way,

576
00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:32,119
Speaker 4: I could have kept driving it, and I haven't kept driving.

577
00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:36,400
Speaker 4: Haven't kept driving it. We made the fight, by the way,

578
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:38,120
Speaker 4: so I got good news.

579
00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:41,040
Speaker 1: But now there's a car. Probably no one can use

580
00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:42,600
Speaker 1: that pump. Did you just leave it at the pump?

581
00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:45,920
Speaker 4: No, at least to the little bait.

582
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:47,960
Speaker 1: But the some random guy's got okay, what's he going

583
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:49,880
Speaker 1: to do with it? Keep passing it to other shift mates?

584
00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:52,119
Speaker 4: Yes, he's I've got his number. Well, i've got the

585
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:55,040
Speaker 4: number for the BP, and I've got his word that

586
00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:56,520
Speaker 4: he'll hand it over to the guy.

587
00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:00,600
Speaker 1: So when did all this happen? Put it? So?

588
00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:02,880
Speaker 4: This is just after Christmas.

589
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:04,680
Speaker 1: Before year, January the twentieth.

590
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:08,199
Speaker 4: So we land, we take our flight, we land, I

591
00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:11,920
Speaker 4: eventually get onto the rental car company and he's he's

592
00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:13,560
Speaker 4: just a kid, so he doesn't care. Yeah, yeah, taking

593
00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:15,520
Speaker 4: down the details. Haven't heard a word.

594
00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:17,320
Speaker 1: See in a minute, did you hear jack, Jack? Throw

595
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:19,280
Speaker 1: throw some shirt at this guy. He's just a kid,

596
00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:21,480
Speaker 1: he doesn't care. What about the grown up on the phone.

597
00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:24,680
Speaker 1: Who doesn't care. I just left a car. You sought

598
00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:25,120
Speaker 1: this out.

599
00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:28,840
Speaker 4: I have no idea what's happened to the car or

600
00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:30,560
Speaker 4: what they've done. I haven't heard.

601
00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:35,320
Speaker 1: Oh you will, you will? They can to hit you

602
00:27:35,359 --> 00:27:36,160
Speaker 1: with a huge bill.

603
00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:38,760
Speaker 4: Is it possible It's just in their system somewhere and

604
00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:39,920
Speaker 4: someone's forgotten.

605
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:42,280
Speaker 1: About that now, But you always get found out of

606
00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:45,120
Speaker 1: those things. Now, that really is the high car incident.

607
00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:49,639
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell's show Gone Podcast.

608
00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:52,879
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell's show anyone else get very stressed, listen to

609
00:27:53,119 --> 00:27:55,719
Speaker 1: chat talk about that high car story. I've got some

610
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:58,040
Speaker 1: more updates. Some old mate Jack tell them the other

611
00:27:58,080 --> 00:27:58,440
Speaker 1: good news.

612
00:27:58,560 --> 00:28:00,359
Speaker 4: Yeah, when they asked me to start, I want to

613
00:28:00,359 --> 00:28:03,720
Speaker 4: pay that thirty dollars extra a day for zero excess.

614
00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:07,840
Speaker 4: I said, no, thank you, No insurance.

615
00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:10,520
Speaker 1: Christian. Let Jack know he'll also going to copp a

616
00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:13,200
Speaker 1: bill for the extra days of high The contractually, the

617
00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:15,800
Speaker 1: hire only stops when they mark the car as returned.

618
00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:19,480
Speaker 1: It is not returned since Christmas time. It's going to

619
00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:22,719
Speaker 1: be thousands. That does not work. They should have does

620
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:24,120
Speaker 1: not work in the eyes of the law.

621
00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:27,560
Speaker 4: No, why do I get that insurance because one time

622
00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:30,159
Speaker 4: I got it, and I didn't have any crushes or

623
00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:32,159
Speaker 4: any things, and I returned it. I thought, what a

624
00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:34,800
Speaker 4: waste of money that was, What a waste of money.

625
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:38,240
Speaker 1: It's called insurance. It's for just an occasion that something

626
00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:40,800
Speaker 1: like this happens. That's where you do it, because then

627
00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:43,280
Speaker 1: you just you don't have to pay a fraction of

628
00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:45,000
Speaker 1: the amount that what this is going to cost you.

629
00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:46,120
Speaker 1: This would be thousands.

630
00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:47,600
Speaker 4: I don't want to know.

631
00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:53,000
Speaker 1: You have to know, you're going to know. So what

632
00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:54,720
Speaker 1: do you think they're going to do? Email you one day?

633
00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:57,720
Speaker 4: I'm just white, like I think now that it's been

634
00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:00,600
Speaker 4: three weeks almost, and then maybe it's just lasting had

635
00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:02,840
Speaker 4: been in their system, and then.

636
00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:06,040
Speaker 1: One day someone will come back from breaking like post

637
00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:08,040
Speaker 1: jack post. What do you mean you just left it

638
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:10,880
Speaker 1: at a servo and added some rando the keys?

639
00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:13,920
Speaker 4: Well, what's that statute of limitations thing where once a

640
00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:15,640
Speaker 4: certain time has passed, you know, not.

641
00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:18,000
Speaker 1: Even relevant in this country. Either need to move to

642
00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:20,280
Speaker 1: America if you want that deal. Christian, I work at

643
00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:23,560
Speaker 1: a servo. This happens all the time. We hold the keys.

644
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:27,360
Speaker 1: The tow truck drivers come and pick up to take

645
00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:30,240
Speaker 1: the cars away. So this this happens a lot. Christian

646
00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:31,800
Speaker 1: has put the wrong fuel in and then it just

647
00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:33,200
Speaker 1: has to stay here for a couple of days.

648
00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:35,120
Speaker 4: There has to be a better system. You can't, you

649
00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:36,080
Speaker 4: shouldn't like.

650
00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:37,440
Speaker 1: It's shifting the blame.

651
00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:41,640
Speaker 4: You shouldn't. You shouldn't be able to pump fuel the

652
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:43,280
Speaker 4: wrong fuel into the wrong top of car.

653
00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:45,840
Speaker 1: You're What you should do is you read the sign.

654
00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:47,400
Speaker 1: It says very clearly what it is.

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Speaker 4: It should be like what you are the play school

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Speaker 4: windows like.

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Speaker 1: That was a great idea. Literally like again, show as

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Speaker 1: you try and stick it in all right, knock it

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Speaker 1: into the park. This is incredible. Nothing like the Australian

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Speaker 1: Open right here in Melbourne. The Australian Open hits different

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Speaker 1: tickets on sound out. It has been an amazing weekend

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Speaker 1: a bit now of the AO and then it is

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Speaker 1: the finals this weekend Women's and men's finals. We have

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Speaker 1: tickets Riverside Finals package, double pass to the Men's Final,

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Speaker 1: double pass to the Women's Finals, pre match behind the

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Speaker 1: scenes AO experience plus you get dinner and drinks at

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Speaker 1: the Riverside restaurant. This is an amazing prize, such a

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Speaker 1: great prize. How do you do it? You knock it

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Speaker 1: into the park. We're going to be live this Thursday

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Speaker 1: from the Key Arena. You're going to be outside the arena.

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Speaker 1: Jack and I are going to be on the court

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Speaker 1: eagerly waiting to be smashed by balls. You've got to

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Speaker 1: hit it into the service is this right?

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Speaker 4: Rio?

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Speaker 1: You've been across this rio as a resident tennis fan.

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Speaker 1: They've got to hit it into the service box.

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Speaker 6: Yes, So you've got to hit it over the roof,

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Speaker 6: over the crowd, over the net, and into the service

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Speaker 6: box like you're.

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Speaker 4: Doing a proper sive.

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Speaker 1: This is tough. What happened is it by nine o'clock?

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Speaker 1: No one's done.

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Speaker 4: It that, Christian is a great question.

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Speaker 1: No, I just presumed the producers who were back to

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Speaker 1: work last week would do what we called in the

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Speaker 1: business some producing last week. And how can it just

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Speaker 1: be me asked this question? First?

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Speaker 4: Have you seen his version of back to work? He's

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Speaker 4: been at the AO every Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I called him one day and he was drinking at

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Speaker 1: the AO, and no point at the AO did he

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Speaker 1: have a little walk and go and have a look

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Speaker 1: at the Key Arena to have a think about what

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Speaker 1: happens by nine o'clock.

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Speaker 6: Christian ye have little faith talent and listeners will want

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Speaker 6: to them. Surely please gon't all right? Welcome to key Arena.

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Speaker 6: Christian's got a tricky game, serving from the outside in.

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Speaker 1: You'll need a perfect dame, win tickets.

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Speaker 6: To the finals. You'll be a VIP if you can

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Speaker 6: hit an ace.

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Speaker 1: Maakee the seats and yours for free into nuck it

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Speaker 1: into it. Oh, it's a very girl. We got our

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Speaker 1: own slash. You put the right time in plan. Don't

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Speaker 1: worry about what happens if no one's won it. That

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Speaker 1: is where we put the time in on this show.

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Speaker 1: That is betting. Okay, lines are open now, do you know?

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Speaker 1: Coming down this Thursday and knock it into the park?

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Speaker 1: Nine four one four one four three. People are desperate

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Speaker 1: to do this.

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Speaker 2: Hi, Christian, it's Emma here.

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Speaker 3: I'd love to be a part of Knock It into

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Speaker 3: the Park because when I was young, I was obsessed

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Speaker 3: with tennis and my coach used to play a game

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Speaker 3: at the end of the day whoever would catch the

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Speaker 3: ball when he hit it really high, I would win

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Speaker 3: a mas bar.

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Speaker 1: I would win every single time.

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Speaker 11: Can't wait to be part of.

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Speaker 1: The day and win this comp two the.

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Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell's show right now. Oh, we are straight back

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Speaker 1: into it, right into the great Ao. We're gonna be

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Speaker 1: lying from this Friday. We're gonna be at the Key Arena.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna be outside the Key Arena trying to hit

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Speaker 1: one of your two shots into the court into the

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Speaker 1: service box first person that does it. During Friday's breakfast show.

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Speaker 1: You are off two finals, not one, the women's and

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Speaker 1: the men's finals. Incredible price. You've got to knock it

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Speaker 1: into the park. Lots of you want to take park

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Speaker 1: cooling now nine four one four one oh four three.

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Speaker 7: Hi Christian, this is live and Nick here, and we

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Speaker 7: would love to be a part of Knock it into

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Speaker 7: the Park because we are obsessed with tennis.

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Speaker 1: Won't believe it, but I actually proposed to live in

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Speaker 1: a tennis court, and.

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Speaker 7: Our first state was on a tennis court too. We've

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Speaker 7: both played since we were young children, but we've never

738
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Speaker 7: had the chance to go to the finals.

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Speaker 3: We live, breathe, and eat tennis, so this would be

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Speaker 3: the best and the most amazing opportunity and we would

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Speaker 3: love to be a part of it. Thanks.

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Speaker 1: Who doesn't love Live a Nick our first doubles. We

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Speaker 1: never thought we can have doubles going off to this

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Speaker 1: as well. Live a Nick. Come on down, all right,

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Speaker 1: let's speak to Sam now. Good morning Sam. We got

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Speaker 1: first call. There we go it. Yeah, no, no strong

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Speaker 1: kicking goals to twenty five? Sam. You fancy coming down

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Speaker 1: Friday and knocking it into the park.

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Speaker 5: Absolutely, I'm going to knock it into the park.

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Speaker 10: Do you go?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Do you like tennis? You've ever played tennis?

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Speaker 11: No, I've never played tennis, but I don't mind it.

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Speaker 5: I saw it a few years ago, had a great time.

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Speaker 1: Oh my word. Imagine if you never know who's going

755
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Speaker 1: to win it, right, it's going to go to Portland.

756
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Speaker 1: Imagine miss Sam, she's at the she's at the finals

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Speaker 1: this weekend. Mad, don't mind this, you know, I don't

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Speaker 1: mind it. Actually out of the house. Yeah, Sam, all right,

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Speaker 1: it could be you coming down this Sunday, this Friday.

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Speaker 1: Thank you very much for give us a card. It's

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Speaker 1: going to Max now, no.

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Speaker 11: Worries that all.

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Speaker 1: Christian have an awesome day, Anjie, Thank you very much.

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Speaker 1: There's so much positivity there from Sam Max. Good morning Christian,

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Speaker 1: Good morning made how Maximilian. Why should it be you?

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Speaker 10: Yeah it is, Maximilian, I too, mate. My girl friend

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Speaker 10: players on the IF Tennis Tour, and what usually ends

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Speaker 10: up happening is when I'm hitting with her, I usually

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Speaker 10: end up as a ball feeder. So I feel like

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Speaker 10: I've got quite the nice rhythm, the under I'm hit

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Speaker 10: over kre straight into the box.

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Speaker 1: Wow. Wait yeah, you'll be getting loads of practice then,

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Speaker 1: so help me out here. I TF is that like

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Speaker 1: the VFL That is it like semi price? Yeah?

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Speaker 10: Exactly, yeah, just yeah, level below double GA, so level

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Speaker 10: below I'll open.

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Speaker 1: Let's this week. Team is one making note. Let's never

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Speaker 1: hear the phrase ballfeeder again. It's a family show. We're

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Speaker 1: always behaving. We're always behaving, all right, Come on down, Maximilian,

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Speaker 1: the ballfeeder, bring on the ball feed unleash the ball feeder.

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Speaker 1: This Friday, Maximilian, you're there. We see you Friday. Those Christians,

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Speaker 1: be honest, I didn't of us know what I TF was.

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Speaker 1: I thought it was that band down the side of

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Speaker 1: your leg? Is that the I TV? What is that?

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Speaker 1: Let's try Kelly here?

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Speaker 2: Good morning, Kelly, Good morning, Christian.

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Speaker 11: How are you going?

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Speaker 1: I'm good, happy, new year, Kelly. Happy new to you

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Speaker 1: guys too, now listening? Fancy coming down Friday? Knock it

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Speaker 1: into the park. You think you could do it?

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Speaker 11: Oh, bloody ice. I've got a lot of steam, so

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Speaker 11: I'm hyping that I can hit it. I've got four

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Speaker 11: adult children and I'm ready to go. I can't run,

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Speaker 11: but I can hit the ball.

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Speaker 1: You've got four do any four adult children?

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Speaker 11: I've got four twenty four, twenty three, twenty one, and nineteen,

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Speaker 11: so you can imagine that steam. All bills not ready

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Speaker 11: to hit that ball?

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Speaker 1: So they're not still living at home? Are they?

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Speaker 11: Three of them are?

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, no, no, no, no, no, I get it.

802
00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:27,719
Speaker 1: Now you're going to transform and transmitte all that frustration

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Speaker 1: and anger into smashing the ball.

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Speaker 11: You you've got it, as long as I don't knock

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00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:34,359
Speaker 11: myself out with my own boobs because I can't run.

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Speaker 1: What's happening? We have all feeders earlier now boob shots.

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Speaker 1: We're mark baby, We're mad.

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Speaker 11: When I was young, and what's going to pay my husband?

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Speaker 11: A few years ago and I got two black eyes?

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Speaker 10: That's all I can say.

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Speaker 4: What balls in the eye?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? No more, keep the questions.

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Speaker 11: I can't run. I can't run, but I've got a

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Speaker 11: lot of stand so I'm going to.

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Speaker 1: Hit it right, gotcha? All right then booblicious fun All right,

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Speaker 1: were listening, Kenny? You have to come down, You have

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Speaker 1: to come We'll see your Friday Bridden.

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Speaker 11: Good much, Chack with insurance.

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Speaker 1: He's going to need that.

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Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell's Show, We're back, and so are your brand

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Speaker 1: new Misshurd lyrics. During the show's very short absence, a

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Speaker 1: tiny little break. This is a couple of days managed

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Speaker 1: to get away just quickly for a weekend break. Thank

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Speaker 1: you very much to everyone who's kind of still emailed

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Speaker 1: every single day your misshard lyrics, So thank you very much,

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Speaker 1: even the show small absence for I'm still doing the

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Speaker 1: mishard lyrics. All right, let's get into some brand new ones.

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Speaker 1: It's just another Miss Hurd Christian O'Connell's misshard lyrics. Now

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Speaker 1: in case you've forgotten how this works, and I'm saying

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Speaker 1: this also to remind myself the mishard lyrics. When we

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Speaker 1: you'll hear this. If we don't hear it and for

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Speaker 1: double bed the last and the Dragons file. One of

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Speaker 1: my favorites of last year. That is this. He is

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Speaker 1: so passionate, isn't he about that big double bird? He

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Speaker 1: loves it all right? Brand New? Pull of Time ac

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Speaker 1: DC Christian Highway to Hell. I hear my full name,

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Speaker 1: original lyric, then his party Time fat You're right, Pull

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Speaker 1: of Time, Fatty. Can we do a special with the

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Speaker 1: listeners we've had over the years while I've doing this

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Speaker 1: where they hear their own names. Those were a different

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Speaker 1: kind of cassege, but I love them. Pull the Time

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Speaker 1: one is there? Hall of Favor, Hot New Entry, Bobden

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Speaker 1: and Blowing in the wind from Amanda. The answer is

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Speaker 1: blowing in the wind, blowing wind? Or is it the

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Speaker 1: hamster is blowing in the wind, blowing, Amster blowing.

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Speaker 5: You know what?

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Speaker 1: We're all back New bridget House got to be It's

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Speaker 1: Tory Amos, It's got to be big. Armend van Helden

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Speaker 1: remix all big fans on the show of Armond van Helden.

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Speaker 1: It's got to be big, or is it? It's got to

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Speaker 1: be a pig. Some of these are like gut punches.

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Speaker 1: They just make you laugh immediately. It's got to be

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Speaker 1: a pig. Come on in bridgets, it's all of favor.

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Speaker 1: James Ferris has got a powder Finger song, Lost and Running.

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Speaker 1: Oh I'm still lost and running?

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Speaker 6: No?

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Speaker 1: Or can you hear it? Oh? I'm still lost in Bunnings. No,

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Speaker 1: it's some powderfinger. You want to make some big coil

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Speaker 1: is shit? Sell that to Bunnings. That's a TV advert.

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Speaker 1: Some happless dad down in Aisle thirty two. The kids

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Speaker 1: are trying to find him. This is great. Oh I'm

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Speaker 1: still lost in Bunnings. No, Crystal Clear, well done? Who

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Speaker 1: send us that one? James Ferris, come on in installs

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Speaker 1: All of Favor. Adam's got Stevie Wonder, part Time Lover,

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Speaker 1: Cool Up Ring once, hang up the phone. We're gonna

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Speaker 1: have to play it a couple of times, but he

873
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Speaker 1: is in there. I want you, I want you to

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Speaker 1: agree with me, because I really do you like this one?

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Speaker 1: Are I see you on the Part Time Lover. Karate Monks,

876
00:41:04,239 --> 00:41:07,359
Speaker 1: hang up the phone. Karate Monks, hang up the phone.

877
00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:15,959
Speaker 1: It's the way he says Calte monks hang up the phone,

878
00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:20,000
Speaker 1: feels like he's trying to give it like the original

879
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Speaker 1: and Japanese inflection on it, like the Okinawmans would do

880
00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:28,839
Speaker 1: the Home of Karate Calati Monks hang up the phone.

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Speaker 4: That's really good.

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Speaker 1: So many all the famous. Wow, you're really kicking off

883
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Speaker 1: the year in some style. Thank you very much for everyone.

884
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Speaker 1: As always, when you miss hear your lyrics, you email

885
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Speaker 1: me Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au.

886
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Speaker 2: Thank you, Christian Connall Show podcast.

887
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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell's show. I don't know what you're like, but

888
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Speaker 1: when we go on holiday. When I go on holiday,

889
00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:57,760
Speaker 1: I see it as a time to stop, chill, read, reflect,

890
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:01,319
Speaker 1: a few cocktails at lunchtime in the sun. My wife

891
00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:04,440
Speaker 1: sees at the time to suddenly we always want to

892
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:07,719
Speaker 1: get out there and explore. Chris don't know if exploring

893
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:10,560
Speaker 1: for this year I am done. My wife we have

894
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Speaker 1: to for me, it's not having an excitable puppy on holiday,

895
00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:15,279
Speaker 1: right If she wakes up even earlier and She's like,

896
00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:17,800
Speaker 1: let's open the cunains and like, let's go and explore.

897
00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:20,319
Speaker 1: So we had to go on a some kind of

898
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Speaker 1: trip on our first day in Bangkok, and they got

899
00:42:24,239 --> 00:42:26,680
Speaker 1: where we were staying was right on this big famous

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Speaker 1: river there, the Chow Pryor River. Now this river is

901
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:33,440
Speaker 1: famously filthy. Everyone says, you know, if you fall in

902
00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:35,879
Speaker 1: that river, get out of it as soon as possible. Right,

903
00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:40,440
Speaker 1: Apparently it's typhoid and e coolit in there. So my

904
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Speaker 1: wife thought, wo'd we've got idea for us to book

905
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Speaker 1: on to a private long boat tour of the river

906
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Speaker 1: and the canals. Now a longboat obviously a really long, wooden,

907
00:42:49,960 --> 00:42:54,320
Speaker 1: creaky old boat. Normally you'll have about twelve or fourteen

908
00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:57,759
Speaker 1: pasty faced tourists like my wife and I. Right, But

909
00:42:57,840 --> 00:42:59,200
Speaker 1: it was a private on so it's just us. So

910
00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:00,920
Speaker 1: if there's just us, you're going to get a lot.

911
00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:04,839
Speaker 4: So it's still as big as the boat you would

912
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Speaker 4: take with fourteen people.

913
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Speaker 1: Just as soon as we get in it. I don't

914
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Speaker 1: know if you haven't been on a boat when these

915
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Speaker 1: little boats before, there's a little bit whoa this is wabbly,

916
00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:16,960
Speaker 1: isn't it straight? My wife goes, oh god, Chris, it

917
00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:20,200
Speaker 1: looks really flimsy, and it did. Sure. I could see

918
00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:22,880
Speaker 1: like too many gaps of like air between the wooden

919
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Speaker 1: boards on this boat. Plus they said it's two and

920
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Speaker 1: one thousand bar if you want a commentary, and I said,

921
00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:30,839
Speaker 1: what's it without? Without the commentary rightly said well it's

922
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Speaker 1: it's two thousand. But you know type people are very friendly.

923
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Speaker 1: It's bound of speech. You. I went, well, up take

924
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Speaker 1: the cheap option. I'll mate silence the whole time, right,

925
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:42,000
Speaker 1: we're staying for that that. I kept looking at him

926
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Speaker 1: like I was pointing stuff like what and it was

927
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Speaker 1: just like you got to pay my friend. So anyway,

928
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Speaker 1: as we're going along, it's like right, and it's actually

929
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:54,919
Speaker 1: got me answered right. It was actually I was starting

930
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Speaker 1: to think, bloody hell, this is scary, right, I don't

931
00:43:56,640 --> 00:43:59,400
Speaker 1: want to say anything. I'm tough and out. My wife, however, suddenly,

932
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Speaker 1: like like a claw pintering my arm, she goes, Chris, Chris,

933
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Speaker 1: I'm really frightened that something bad's gonna happen and we're

934
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Speaker 1: gonna die. When someone says to you, my wife is

935
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Speaker 1: like really brave, right, she goes diving and stuff like

936
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Speaker 1: I then started to think, blood are we gonna is this?

937
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Speaker 1: It is? This how it ends? And she's then now

938
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Speaker 1: she starts sobbing, And what's happening is as we're like,

939
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Speaker 1: the pooey brown water is of course splashing us in

940
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Speaker 1: her face. And I've got a beautiful crisp linen shirt

941
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Speaker 1: on right. It's actually just as she looks like someone's

942
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Speaker 1: crapped all over me. My wife is getting the hand

943
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Speaker 1: sanitizer out, scrubbing her nostrils, and they go crass. Well,

944
00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:41,759
Speaker 1: old makes us out there, stony face, diesel billowing now

945
00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:44,160
Speaker 1: as well on us right, and this poey water hitting

946
00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:47,480
Speaker 1: us in the eyes, the ears, nostrils. My wife is going, chriscas,

947
00:44:47,520 --> 00:44:50,600
Speaker 1: stabilize your mouth, stabilize your mouth, but hands sometimes brushing

948
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Speaker 1: her tooth with it. And then of course once you've

949
00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:54,120
Speaker 1: done it, once I've got another bit went in there.

950
00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:57,759
Speaker 1: She was like, close your mouth, idunking for you. She's

951
00:44:57,800 --> 00:44:59,640
Speaker 1: as crying so much. I have to say, old mate cook,

952
00:45:01,080 --> 00:45:02,719
Speaker 1: you're not allowed to talk to him. Half an hour

953
00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:04,600
Speaker 1: into it, I'm like, he said, Chris, shut your mouth.

954
00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:07,120
Speaker 1: I'm trying to mine. Turn around, and he was like,

955
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Speaker 1: you don't want to see the canals. No, no, we

956
00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:10,759
Speaker 1: don't want to see the canals. Take us back as

957
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:12,759
Speaker 1: we put over to this this marina right, there's a

958
00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:15,880
Speaker 1: Dutch family, two kids, and this Dutch family right, and

959
00:45:16,239 --> 00:45:19,120
Speaker 1: this guy's old holiday daddy is like, oh we had

960
00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:21,600
Speaker 1: up next, there is it good fun. My wife goes,

961
00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:24,640
Speaker 1: worst thing we've ever done. I was crying the whole time.

962
00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:27,080
Speaker 1: I actually thought we were going to die. And he goes, Hi,

963
00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:29,239
Speaker 1: you joke us, it must be really good. Fund She

964
00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:31,919
Speaker 1: goes no, no, no, suousy. This ten year old Dutch girl

965
00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:36,080
Speaker 1: burst into tears and Sarah goes. I then start to

966
00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:38,480
Speaker 1: walk off like god, I just want nothing to do

967
00:45:38,600 --> 00:45:39,800
Speaker 1: with this scene.

968
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Speaker 4: It's not enough for our holiday.

969
00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:43,800
Speaker 1: I ruined.

970
00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:45,120
Speaker 4: We have to ruin the Dutch family.

971
00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:48,360
Speaker 1: This Dutch family start asking for their money. There's like

972
00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:51,319
Speaker 1: a huge argon with this boat owner going no, no,

973
00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:53,120
Speaker 1: we can go. So are the canals? They didn't want

974
00:45:53,120 --> 00:45:55,319
Speaker 1: to go on the canals. Tomorrow the show, I want

975
00:45:55,360 --> 00:45:58,239
Speaker 1: to know about the worst holiday trip you ever went on.

976
00:45:58,360 --> 00:46:00,759
Speaker 1: My wife actually said Chris Slory, We're going to go

977
00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:02,440
Speaker 1: in and we will die.

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Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell's Show all right, time waist, where were we?

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Speaker 1: Time wastes today up for grabs. The best in class

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991
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Speaker 4: funny movie. Drop shots though, that's what I want to see.

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Speaker 1: for the tennis movies. Who is winning the prize today?

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