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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Meldon's Gold one oh four point three Who.

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Speaker 3: From Richmond Gold one a four point three hqgs, Melbourne, Australia,

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Speaker 3: accusting to the world.

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Speaker 1: Christian Hi, Harry Potter, did any of this sorcery work?

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Speaker 4: Oh, Carl, I owned one of my boots.

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Speaker 1: Breakfast Show silence for I'll kill you now six minutes

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Speaker 1: past six. Good morning, it's a Monday morning, Christian O'connellreakfast Show.

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Speaker 1: Have you had a top weekend? Are you fully one

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Speaker 1: hundred percent with us?

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Speaker 3: I'm back to one hundred percent of me, so that's

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Speaker 3: not one hundred percent of a normal person to say.

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Speaker 1: There's a shimmer about you already. Your aura is back.

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Speaker 1: You're looking good. You earth shackles obviously in balance. Patsy,

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Speaker 1: how are you? How was your week there? Great?

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Speaker 5: We had a great weekend.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, it was a highlight of your weekend. Probably

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Speaker 1: Father's Day yesterday? How was the worby love God? Did

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Speaker 1: he get a good day?

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Speaker 4: He had a great day and just seeing him open

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Speaker 4: all the praisies was nice.

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Speaker 1: What did he get?

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Speaker 3: Multiple homemade stuff?

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Speaker 5: So he got a tie?

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Speaker 4: They made it so no no, No, it was a

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Speaker 4: tie holder thing and it was like sort of like

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Speaker 4: a coat hanger made out of wood and you hang

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Speaker 4: it up and had slots in it that you put

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Speaker 4: your ties in. And she painted it purple and.

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Speaker 1: Pink awesome, his favorite colors.

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Speaker 6: Right.

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Speaker 4: What else did he get a massive, a four size

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Speaker 4: fridge magnet through his beer fridge with number one Dad?

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Speaker 3: There is a big magnet.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Oh, lots of bibbs and bobs, some origami as well.

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Speaker 1: Be careful with the old French maggie. What's he going

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Speaker 1: to do like sort of Latrin land planes or something

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Speaker 1: an a four fridge magnet. I didn't know if he

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Speaker 1: could get a magnet that big. That we did I yesterday,

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Speaker 1: So I had an amazing Father's Day. It was really

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Speaker 1: really nice. And the first thing I did is I

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Speaker 1: got up in the morning, just me and the dog

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Speaker 1: went for a walk down the beach. Used to there

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Speaker 1: was a strange, sort of typical melbourneday weatherwise, actually was

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Speaker 1: a really nice, mild, warm days during the day. Then

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Speaker 1: all of a sudden everything changed. It's like Cansas, All

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Speaker 1: of a sudden. Bayside there were these giant houstones penalty

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Speaker 1: down for about an hour and storms thunder, and then

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Speaker 1: it just suddenly stopped.

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Speaker 5: Did you guys get that, Yeah, we got it in

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Speaker 5: the West.

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Speaker 1: So yesterday morning, when I'm down the beach, there was

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Speaker 1: no one else there. It's beautiful love, that's no one there.

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Speaker 1: And there was this one lone guy going about two

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Speaker 1: hundred k's now padder barning like he was escaping with

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Speaker 1: his life. And I was watching him and then I saw,

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Speaker 1: just by the shoreline, this is down at a Hampton

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Speaker 1: Dog beach. I just saw a single pink rose. And

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Speaker 1: at first I was trying to work out what had

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Speaker 1: gone on there, why there was a single pink rose,

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Speaker 1: Whether someone proposed down on one knee and the girl

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Speaker 1: said no, and he just got dumped there. And then

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Speaker 1: when I put the picture up on Instagram, so many

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Speaker 1: people were saying it might just be a thing in

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Speaker 1: remembrance on Father's Day.

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Speaker 3: Yes, that's what I thought, You play rose down to

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Speaker 3: his favorite place.

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Speaker 1: Well maybe he just loved the sea. Yeah, And that's

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Speaker 1: what it was there. And then I haven't stopped thinking

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Speaker 1: about it all day. That someone went down early Sunday morning,

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Speaker 1: put it down there Saturday night, and list left it

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Speaker 1: there by the shoreline. Sweet, it's a beautiful thing. And

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Speaker 1: then the rest of there were the kids. I got

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Speaker 1: some very nice, brand new barbicue barbecue utensils, really really

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Speaker 1: nice ones, and these state rubs and stuff like that,

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Speaker 1: and a great big barbecue book as well, which felt

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Speaker 1: like a bit of a hint, like, read the book,

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Speaker 1: get it out, read the book, get it done properly.

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Speaker 1: And both my daughters get this. They'd made these beautiful

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Speaker 1: homemade cards. It's all ever one. I don't want the

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Speaker 1: proper cards. But they'd also written an actual letter to

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Speaker 1: me separately. Each of the girls had written this lovely,

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Speaker 1: So that was the highlight of my day. Then we

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Speaker 1: movie together in the afternoon. We watched it Moon on Rouge.

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Speaker 1: They've not seen it before. Oh, it's such a great movie.

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Speaker 1: You see Moon on Rouge.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, coming out here on stage.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. And there's nothing better than being indoors when it

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Speaker 1: is raining heavily outside. You've got the smell of the

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Speaker 1: fire going. So no, I had the best of days yesterday.

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Speaker 1: And then this is what it's like being a dad

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Speaker 1: to a teenage daughter and an almost teenage daughter. Then

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Speaker 1: they had a huge row about Quldubar six and evening

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Speaker 1: it was like Father's Day really quickly where I heard

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Speaker 1: h but whispered it on the stairs, hoping that I

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Speaker 1: wouldn't hear, and I went.

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Speaker 2: I heard that the Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's gold

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Speaker 2: one four point three.

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Speaker 1: So what did you do in the end with your

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Speaker 3: Well, listening to both of your father's days sounds like

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Speaker 3: two of the best father's days in Melbourne.

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Speaker 1: It is one of my best days of the year.

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Speaker 1: Yesterday it was just a nice family. You could feel

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Speaker 1: the love. And when we went out for lunch, I

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Speaker 1: was looking around the restaurant. We were on this Italian

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Speaker 1: and you could just feel that love and there's something

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Speaker 1: really magical about it. There's something really really nice yesterday.

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Speaker 3: Well, it's actually what I tried to angle for rather

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Speaker 3: than a gift of material possessions? What are material possessions

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Speaker 1: Now you're a shot.

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Speaker 3: I went for a gift of experience, which is the

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Speaker 3: gift of competition. My dad came over and played a

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Speaker 3: scrubble tournament with my brother and I, and then we

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Speaker 1: Does he like playing scrab or is that something you

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Speaker 1: like playing? When I left Friday, all it was lined

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Speaker 1: up for your dad was a phone call. I mean,

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Speaker 1: that's the sort of thing you do when someone's in prison.

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Speaker 1: You think.

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Speaker 3: You scared me straight into thinking, God, just ring him.

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Speaker 3: So I did the last minute like organize. We had

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Speaker 3: Father's Day at our house yesterday and it worked really well.

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Speaker 3: He did enjoy scrabble, even though it's the game that

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Speaker 3: he played, and then we did.

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Speaker 1: Can I just mind you that this time last week

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Speaker 1: you were saying how much more exciting your life is

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Speaker 1: minus kids than pats and eyes. I'm certainly thinking about

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Speaker 1: a scrabble tournament, thinking actually a triple words score hashtag

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Speaker 3: And then we did. I mean, my wife has been

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Speaker 3: obsessed with this weekend making pasta like make past from scratch.

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Speaker 1: So we did that was so nice. It really well,

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Speaker 1: it's freshly made. Doesn't it taste different? I kind of

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Speaker 1: work out why it is, but it tastes great.

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Speaker 3: Well it could, I don't know what it well because

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Speaker 3: it's got eggs in it. Normal pasta doesn't have eggs

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Speaker 3: in it because it's got to stay on all Yeah,

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Speaker 3: and so cooks in honestly cooks in one minute once,

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Speaker 3: once you've once you put it in the boiling water,

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Speaker 3: you pull it out a minute later and it's ready

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Speaker 3: to go. It's so good. And so we did that

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Speaker 3: with dad last night. My mum's overseas at the moment,

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Speaker 3: so it was his dad and my brother and sister

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Speaker 3: in Biancara and it was actually really nice.

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Speaker 1: But it was magical because he would have loved that

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Speaker 1: because he just wanted it was just a fun hang together.

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Speaker 1: And actually, don't have to get him the present that

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Speaker 1: that is actually a gift.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, what are the sucks going to do? Or that

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Speaker 3: Andy's going to do or a homemade.

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Speaker 1: Thy rank, It's all about the time. Time is precious. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I made the kids as well. We all agreed. I said, listen,

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Speaker 1: you know what the big thing I want today is

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Speaker 1: just to have a couple of hours with you right now.

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Speaker 1: It means it's just it's literally a battle between the

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Speaker 1: addiction that we have as well as adults as well.

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Speaker 1: But it's really especially because they're growing into it of

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Speaker 1: the phones, and so we had a phone free day yesterday.

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Speaker 1: I said, you know, I'm going to chuck mine in

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Speaker 1: here with yours. You can have a back a lot,

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Speaker 1: whole six and even solo to your friends and stuff that.

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Speaker 1: And do you know what, they were different kids.

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Speaker 3: That's why your kids were going nuts on Instagram last

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Speaker 3: night after I get it all.

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Speaker 1: Out, Yeah, because they had a bad It was like

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Speaker 1: China in the house all day.

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Speaker 1: So if yesterday was a great day for me, one

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Speaker 1: of my favorite days of the year so far. On

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Speaker 1: Father's Day, the day before worst day of the year,

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Speaker 1: I had the worst hangover of this year. I mean

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Speaker 1: a terrible.

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Speaker 3: Because you had the big Headhuncho dinner on Friday.

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Speaker 1: They broke me. They just what it is about successful businessmen.

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Speaker 1: Maybe they do this a lot, the big dinners and

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Speaker 1: the big lunches. They broke me when.

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Speaker 3: I were about their match fit and you're just coming

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Speaker 1: We met at six o'clock in the evening, and I

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Speaker 1: got home about quarter to two and the spare room

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Speaker 1: was waiting for me. I didn't even make it that far.

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Speaker 1: I just got as far as the couch. I don't

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Speaker 1: even remember falling asleep, remember getting the dog up to

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Speaker 1: try and get some just a cuddle with the dog,

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Speaker 1: to try and help me in my stay already. And

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Speaker 1: then my wife came into the kitchen. She saw me

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Speaker 1: to me, like, you need to do something about this.

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Speaker 1: He is in a bad way. Does he know the

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Speaker 1: stuff we've got planned? Am I even gonna get walked?

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Speaker 1: You heard the snoring, the noise. He's in pain. What's

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Speaker 1: happened to him? So yeah, I woke up in the

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Speaker 1: morning and it was one of those deceptive ones. It

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Speaker 1: was like a hidden hangover. You know, any work all right?

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Speaker 1: Actually can this? I can still wrong with the big dogs.

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Speaker 3: That's pre hangover. That's called still drunk. And I was

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Speaker 3: still waiting for you.

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Speaker 1: Do you know what the biggest mistake was? So we

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Speaker 1: had it. We had a great time. It was great fun.

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Speaker 1: I went out on to rock ball in the Crown

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Speaker 1: on Friday night, so it was our big boss. Then

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Speaker 1: it was our the biggest boss's biggest boss, and then

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Speaker 1: there was another boss, the big boss, the chairman. So

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Speaker 1: there's three of them and there was a lot of

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Speaker 1: steaks and wines. It was great and actually have a

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Speaker 1: really good time. Then someone I think it was a chairman,

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Speaker 1: started ordering these things. I had no business drinking expresso martinis.

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Speaker 1: You know, I can't have coffee. Coffee goes through me

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Speaker 1: is a cleansing agent. Okay, that didn't happen luckily. However,

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Speaker 1: Why don't you bit have said that your cordial, diluted

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Speaker 1: teak oiling my dining table today, Rock and roll lifestyle. Hey,

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Speaker 1: it's the best way to weather proof those outdoor tables, folks.

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Speaker 1: I read the instructions on the back and I thought

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Speaker 1: of you. Jim really a on in the show when

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Speaker 1: we started we were talking about I don't even know how,

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Speaker 1: but spontaneous combustion. I be terrified of this concept.

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Speaker 3: That is a late to the party.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I reckon, that's the first couple of weeks June,

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Speaker 1: maybe June July last year. Just like you, Christian, I

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Speaker 1: had nightmares growing up in my school years after watching

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Speaker 1: videos on the subject of spontaneous combustion. I grew up

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Speaker 1: thinking it must just be a myth. This, however, has

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Speaker 1: brought back all the nightmares on the back of the

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Speaker 1: tin of tea coil, and he's sent a photo of

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Speaker 1: the back of the warning directions that says here on

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Speaker 1: the warning, remove any surplus oil, leave the drive for

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Speaker 1: twenty four hours, apply liberally to anything outdoors. Do not

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Speaker 1: leave soiled cloths where they may constitute a fire hazard

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Speaker 1: and they may be liable to spontaneous combustion. Tea coil

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Speaker 1: spontaneous go How can just a rag in tea coil

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Speaker 1: just suddenly it just left unattended, just burst into flames

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Speaker 1: and then spontaneous combust as if it was never really there.

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Speaker 3: Before you know it, your shed's blown up.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you guarded table. That's amazing thing. Christian. I'm over

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Speaker 1: here listening to you in Newcastle, that's right up north

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Speaker 1: in the UK. If you don't know, do shoehorns sucks

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Speaker 1: or mug travel? Well by air mail? Shall we try

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Speaker 1: and find out? Those shoehorns are flimsy here just into state.

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Speaker 1: Let's see we can send it ten thousand miles away

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Speaker 1: to Newcastle. I'll send you the shoehorn. Thank you very much.

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Speaker 1: Craig even adjusted and Christian at God one four three

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Speaker 1: dot com. That are you the.

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Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell breakfast show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.

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Speaker 1: I've had a great weekend and if you were, if

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Speaker 1: you're a dad, hope you had a lovely day yesterday.

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Speaker 1: One thing I noticed driving around yesterday on Father's Day

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Speaker 1: was there were dads everywhere. Now obviously there aren't dads everywhere,

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Speaker 1: but they just seemed to be like on this they

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Speaker 1: were not kept in storage all year out. I tried

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Speaker 1: these same streets on a Sunday. This now what I see.

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Speaker 1: There's many dads. Come on, there's time to go and

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Speaker 1: get your down out of storage. Everyone is, you know,

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Speaker 1: hand solo frozen in carbonite. They were just dads everywhere.

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Speaker 1: Everywhere you turn there were some dand with his kids

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Speaker 1: are holding a little daughter's hand and stuff like that.

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Speaker 1: So I hope you had a brilliant day yesterday Saturday night.

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Speaker 1: Another reason why Melbourne is such a great city. So

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Speaker 1: you had this big film festival a couple of weeks

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Speaker 1: ago and did he'd gone straight into the Melbourne Writers Festival.

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Speaker 1: And you've got these amazing writers from all over the

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Speaker 1: world comes to this great city do various speeches. And

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Speaker 1: I went to see one on Saturday night at the Athenaeum.

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Speaker 1: You've been there perhaps the season. You have seen some

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Speaker 1: shows theater. This isn't it first time in there. Loved

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Speaker 1: it really, really nice intimate old theater. And I went

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Speaker 1: to see I'm a big fan of American singer songwriter

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Speaker 1: called Ben Folds, and I brought pair of tickets. He

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Speaker 1: is due to be interviewed it's part of the Writers Festival,

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Speaker 1: talking about creativity in this new book he's got about

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Speaker 1: music and creativity, and I thought, this is right my street.

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Speaker 1: I'm a massive fan of his, and I brought two tickets.

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Speaker 1: A bit ambitious really, because my friends are into Ben

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Speaker 1: Folds and as he got First of all, I thought,

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Speaker 1: in the UK, I've got friends who I know were

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Speaker 1: into that kind of music. I could have found someone easy.

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Speaker 1: But here I'm still trying to work out or they

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Speaker 1: wouldn't like that kind of thing. Who do you think

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Speaker 1: I know, since I've moved to Jack, who is trying

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Speaker 1: there was a person that might be into more of

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Speaker 1: an indie musician like that.

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Speaker 3: Well, I mean you didn't ask Pats R. So outside

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Speaker 3: of the show former.

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Speaker 1: Footy player, it's obviously not gonna be craw Who do

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Speaker 1: we know? He's got the heart of a poet, is

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Speaker 1: a wordsmith? Oh bo Bob Murphy. He just suddenly told

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Speaker 1: me he had to go out of state. When people

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Speaker 1: say that, I mean there was no footy other weekend.

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Speaker 1: Maybe that's true. So in the end, I invited my

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Speaker 1: fifty year old daughter Ruby. I thought, this is on

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Speaker 1: the eve of Father's Day, I can guilt tripple into it.

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Speaker 1: I said, did so, And why don't we go out?

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Speaker 1: We'll go out for a buying week beforehand. It's about creativity.

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Speaker 1: She was up, I daned out, tired. It's an hour,

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Speaker 1: can bite tweet and then we get straight there and

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Speaker 1: we come back. Cozy's on. We can watch something together.

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Speaker 1: Father's Day kicks in at midnight. This is four hours

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Speaker 1: before it. You're tie sing a songwriter. I don't want

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Speaker 1: to be. Do you think I'm gonna just suddenly become

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Speaker 1: a singer songwriter? Hey, I'm not going to play any

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Speaker 1: music today. I've written some of my own. I said,

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Speaker 1: is going you know?

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Speaker 9: Sometimes?

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Speaker 1: Said lin, I have just surprise you, Mike. You might

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Speaker 1: just find it interesting. I said, you know, please. Then

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Speaker 1: she was going to try and make me feel guilty

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Speaker 1: that I did this one. And I haven't seen this

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Speaker 1: in any sort of parents and books, but I think

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Speaker 1: I might write one one. I just said, this is

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Speaker 1: this is a side of this prosure, all right, fine,

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Speaker 1: one day I'm going to be dead.

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Speaker 4: Oh you didn't.

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Speaker 1: And then she goes, I'm going to tell mom what

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Speaker 1: you're doing now. You don't need to get the old

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Speaker 1: It's not that fine. I'll go alone.

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Speaker 6: Right.

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Speaker 1: You didn't even try the other door. She was out,

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Speaker 1: She's at a party. She's got better social life. She's twelve,

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Speaker 1: she's got better, saying she's at a party, wait too

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Speaker 1: and pick her up a half eleven. She's twelve, she

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Speaker 1: was at a party. So I go into this the show, So.

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Speaker 3: The other tickets has gone. You didn't even try, Sarah.

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Speaker 1: She didn't want to go either. There's no one in Melbourne. Well,

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Speaker 1: there's an empty seat next to me, okay, and that's

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Speaker 1: what makes it sad. There's just an empty seat next

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Speaker 1: to me, and so and the here's the other sad thing. Right,

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Speaker 1: I'm a big fan of Ben Foals. I was wearing

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Speaker 1: a Ben fALS T shirt. There no one else was.

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Speaker 1: At one point I felt so self conscious but slowly right,

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Speaker 1: So I didn't Sully because you look around if you

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Speaker 1: heard he just had a T shirt on why hiding

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Speaker 1: it from the post? I said? I bought the book

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Speaker 1: that he was plugging afterwards, and there was a cue

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Speaker 1: to get it signed. I really want to get it signed,

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Speaker 1: but I just couldn't do it with you didn't get

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Speaker 1: it done. But anyway, the night was saying, saved empty

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Speaker 1: seat next to me, just a sad empty I like

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Speaker 1: my loneliness, all right. And then this lady goes oh,

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Speaker 1: is anyone sat there? And I was about to lie

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Speaker 1: because I just want sometimes.

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Speaker 3: This is my daughter's coming, she should be here any minute.

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Speaker 1: Paid forty five bucks for the empty seat. Okay, no,

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Speaker 1: find another seat, and I went no, no, no, that

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Speaker 1: you can sit there. And then I had this lovely

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Speaker 1: night with this lady called Stacy. She listens to the show.

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Speaker 1: She's a huge benfather and she's on Brunswick. She's married,

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Speaker 1: she's got kids. She was my kind of fate date

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Speaker 1: for the night. She was your friend. Yeah, we had

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Speaker 1: a way of a time. She was great. It was

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Speaker 1: about twenty minutes small talk. She's a fan. She was

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Speaker 1: talking about you know, her life as that. It made

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Speaker 1: the whole night for me. So thank you very much

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Speaker 1: to listen to Stacy who sat in the empty seat

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Speaker 1: next to me and made me feel a bit less

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Speaker 1: lonely but a great time.

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Speaker 3: And how has Ben fault?

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Speaker 1: That was great too, very very good. But I did

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Speaker 1: I did keep my jacket zipped up the whole night.

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Speaker 1: It's very hot in there.

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Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four

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Speaker 2: point three.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes we live in sad cynic good times. Patsy came

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Speaker 1: bidding in here, then didn't she same reaction to my

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Speaker 1: wife and I bounce back in going a lovely night,

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Speaker 1: But lady good Stacey is sat next to me and

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Speaker 1: my wife. Friend should I didn't even didn't even wait

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Speaker 1: for me to since finish the sentence. What should look like?

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Speaker 1: I wented too long with my answer. I went, ah, jure, well,

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Speaker 1: obviously clearly good looking. He would have given a quicker apartment.

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Speaker 1: It's nothing to do with it. Someone happening, you know,

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Speaker 1: someone befriending lonely mad on Saturday night, and then Jack's

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Speaker 1: got an amazing still but paying way too much money for

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Speaker 1: a loaf of bread.

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Speaker 3: Well, I mean I didn't do it. Bianca always goes

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Speaker 3: to We go to the Preston Market every Saturday morning,

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Speaker 3: and I refuse to line up in this bakery that

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Speaker 3: is always snaking with a line outside the door for

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Speaker 3: six dollars loafs. How good can bread be?

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Speaker 1: Some like freshly baked stuff can be that sour dough

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Speaker 1: and a nice pumper knicker can be very nice. But

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Speaker 1: six dollars there is a lot for this magic loaf.

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Speaker 3: So we never get it because I always refused to

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Speaker 3: line up. But Bianca went to the market herself this weekend,

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Speaker 3: so she lined up and got it, brought it home,

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Speaker 3: steal warm and put it on the bench. And I'll

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Speaker 3: tell you why. It did look pretty good.

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Speaker 1: What did it taste like?

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Speaker 3: Well, we don't know, because we had that. She had

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Speaker 3: it sitting on the bench right, like you would put

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Speaker 3: a pie on the window seal to cool. And we

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Speaker 3: were out the front because from a.

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Speaker 1: Nursery rhyme, I've never ever wasted a pie by just

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Speaker 1: put it straight in your mouth and it's your tummy.

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Speaker 1: I just put it on that window seal like that

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Speaker 1: nursery rhyme. What is the nursery rhyme? There's someone isn't

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Speaker 1: there but leaves in the.

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Speaker 3: It does seem like a common thing to do in

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Speaker 3: literally characters putting her pie on the window and then

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Speaker 3: a thief would come along and steal the post. Right, yeah,

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Speaker 3: well the thief in our house was the dog lunar.

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Speaker 3: Because we went outside, were hardly outside for a minute,

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Speaker 3: out the front yard because we're thinking of planting some

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Speaker 3: plants in spring. Come come back inside and the loaf

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Speaker 3: of bread that was meant to be on the bench

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Speaker 3: top is nowhere to be seen. She's had it all.

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Speaker 3: She's had the whole thing. So we got we go out.

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Speaker 3: She's dragged it off the bench, taken it outside and

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Speaker 3: the only thing remaining is the paper bag that it

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Speaker 3: came in. The thing would be twice as big as

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Speaker 3: her head. Yes, she's buried it.

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Speaker 5: Maybe she buried it.

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Speaker 3: No, No, she I mean weied it like our dog off.

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Speaker 5: Our dog buries food.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's because it's so big it can't eat all

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Speaker 1: the stuff. You know, cows and stuff like that will

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Speaker 1: to be so it tracks down and stuff like that.

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Speaker 1: So but Truma's what level was it? Because it's only

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Speaker 1: your own fault if it's at dog height. That's what

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Speaker 1: I said. The kids don't get upset. Is that the

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Speaker 1: dog height? Then it will just think, oh, there's got

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Speaker 1: me a nice loaf.

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Speaker 3: No, the okay, she can get onto the bench top

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Speaker 3: at a full stretch and they like just put her

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Speaker 3: chin over.

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Speaker 1: So do you know what greatest day of her life

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Speaker 1: this year? A nice six dollar warm loaf that someone's

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Speaker 1: queued for. She's going to snaffle all of that. She

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Speaker 1: had none of it.

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Speaker 3: We had none of it. And now we're waiting for

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Speaker 3: you know what's going to happen to her at the

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Speaker 3: other d side.

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Speaker 1: You'll find out this morning the ankey goes in that

659
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Speaker 1: kitchen that will go through that dog and will redecorate

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Speaker 1: that hipster kitchen of yours. Well, she's spatched all over

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Speaker 1: that beautiful, good looking word as well. That you've got to.

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Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell breakfast show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four

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Speaker 2: point three.

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Speaker 1: All the new stories coming out of the weekend. One

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Speaker 1: that I piqued my interests was how the Pope got

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Speaker 1: stuck in a lift at the Vatican.

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Speaker 3: You seen this, no, but it sounds like the setup

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Speaker 3: to a church.

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Speaker 1: Perhaps he'd probably seen this, but he actually got stuck

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Speaker 1: in a left at the Vatican. He was on his

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Speaker 1: way from I guess his quarters there, and he's got

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Speaker 1: a penthouse. You know, they got tons of money in

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Speaker 1: the Catholic Church gold penthouse. He's got the top of

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Speaker 1: the Vatican. You know.

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Speaker 3: Well, it's funny because I pictured the Vatican and I

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Speaker 3: know it's not like this, but with all only medieval

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Speaker 3: appliances and things inside, so only got stairs up to

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Speaker 3: the roof. But I guess they have technology there. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: like he's probably got Wi Fi as well.

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Speaker 1: Oh I guess that. I mean direct to God. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and have like the quickest Heaven's WiFi. I recko at

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Speaker 1: eight or nine. If you are God's second in commands,

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Speaker 1: you can't be having like buffering problems, going God, what

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Speaker 1: is it You're cutting in and out and trying to

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Speaker 1: download this fire And he's going to have it'd be

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Speaker 1: heavenly WiFi. But anyway, because I always sort just in

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Speaker 1: there to when he goes to take a Mass, and

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Speaker 1: that's like the amazing mass, isn't with the Pope taking

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Speaker 1: masks there? So on Sunday some Paul's Square and the

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Speaker 1: Basilica there, it will be an amazing one as well.

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Speaker 1: I don't know whether it wouldn't be like a normal

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Speaker 1: church there. Imagine there's like dry eyes and stuff like that,

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Speaker 1: and he's like a box and he has like cornerman

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Speaker 1: getting him ready beforehand to get him sight because he's

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Speaker 1: the Pope and that kind of blessing is going to

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Speaker 1: be something very special. We kind of a thing. And

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Speaker 1: then the hum trump of getting in the lift of

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Speaker 1: the Vatican but it gets.

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Speaker 3: Stuck and he would have an aid you assume with

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Speaker 3: him who presses the button for the lift.

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Speaker 1: That's called God. His aid is the big man upstairs.

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Speaker 1: You would have thought, first of all, the lift get stuck,

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Speaker 1: you know, to the floors. Does it then go like

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Speaker 1: ground floor minus one? Then there's hell, there's minus two,

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Speaker 1: so red like fiery white. You would have thought straight

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Speaker 1: away he's looking for divine intervention to get that lift coming.

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Speaker 3: He doesn't need to use the phone button.

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Speaker 1: Do you think his question his faith? He had to

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Speaker 1: wait in there quite a while for the fibrigade to

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Speaker 1: come and get him out. It did. He was trapped

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Speaker 1: in a while. He's late for Mass and anything. You'd

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Speaker 1: be thinking that's going to question his faith about how

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Speaker 1: there's no a God who didn't rescue or anything like that. Also,

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Speaker 1: do any think that a lift in the Vatican doesn't

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Speaker 1: feel right? Does it? It feels like it should be

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Speaker 1: a stairway to heaven.

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Speaker 3: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell breakfast show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.

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Speaker 1: Three came in this morning. Jack and I were catching

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Speaker 1: up about what been up to over the weekend and

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Speaker 1: then Jack hit me with body washed in the dishwasher

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Speaker 1: of the weekend. I went stopped right there, but pick

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Speaker 1: it up again were press play on this on air

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Speaker 1: right now? What did you put in the dishwasher?

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Speaker 3: I put the toilet seed in there. And I seem

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Speaker 3: to remember somewhere in my mind that that was on

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Speaker 3: a TV program or a movie or documentary. Strange documentary,

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Speaker 3: to be honest, but I seem to remember.

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Speaker 1: To set an hour out. That is a lot worse

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Speaker 1: on TV right now, to be honest, I don't know

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Speaker 1: what TV show that was. But let's just go backwards.

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Speaker 1: Why did you take the.

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Speaker 3: Well, you know how our toilet see at the moment

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Speaker 3: is likelalom.

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Speaker 1: Like everyone, I've never put my backside anywhere in the

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Speaker 1: world on one that is one hundred fitted have any

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Speaker 1: has anyone ever sat on a toilet seat that hasn't

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Speaker 1: got one of the screws.

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Speaker 3: It's just a bit off, yes, and that's what ours

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Speaker 3: is doing. And it's actually getting a bit too wild

741
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Speaker 3: now that you've got to sit directly straight down, where

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Speaker 3: else you going.

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Speaker 1: Fat and we go one of the cheeks around. It's

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Speaker 1: like a spirit level trying to find out even if

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Speaker 1: you're a brand new house, I reckon you've got one

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Speaker 1: or two settings or for those screws weaker screws. Anyhow,

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Speaker 1: so the things that fasten the toilet seat to the system.

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Speaker 3: And I start to get worried now that it's so

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Speaker 3: loose because you got your pants down, that something's going

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Speaker 3: to get jammed in there.

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Speaker 1: As shifting back constantly being a man, you're worried about

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Speaker 1: pinching something entrapped in one of the old things, getting

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Speaker 1: trapped in it.

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Speaker 3: So I actually got down behind the toilet and I

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Speaker 3: screwed it off. I thought, if I get it completely off,

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Speaker 3: I'll screw it back on with plyers, pincers, whatever I

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Speaker 3: can do to really tight it down.

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Speaker 1: Where's the thought about stick it in the dish washing?

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Speaker 3: Well, then I had it off, and I seem to

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Speaker 3: recall something in my memory of like, oh, you can

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Speaker 3: wash these in the dishwasher.

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Speaker 1: Docum washed them because obviously there's a little germs around

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Speaker 1: there and stuff like that. What do you just get

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Speaker 1: some depthongs.

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Speaker 3: What's going to give it a better wash than the

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Speaker 3: sixty degree blast of a dish Obviously I did it

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Speaker 3: in a different cycle. It had its own cycle.

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Speaker 1: It's still going to be having summit.

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Speaker 3: Well, this is what Bianca said. So she came home

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Speaker 3: and and she was kind of shocked that I was

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Speaker 3: doing it.

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Speaker 1: So how bored have you got to be at the

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Speaker 1: weekend to actually under a toilet seat stick in the

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Speaker 1: exactly that in the scrabble You've had a end of

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Speaker 1: the weekend.

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Speaker 3: So she made me do a load with nothing on

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Speaker 3: after the toilet seat, just to just to give it

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Speaker 3: a flush out because there's any fecal.

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Speaker 1: Matter or.

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Speaker 4: I've got everything in the dishwasher too, but not the

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Speaker 4: toilet seat.

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Speaker 3: You wouldn't do the toilet sea. You would do it.

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Speaker 1: Use det ole spray, don't.

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Speaker 3: Yes, you guys should come and see the toilet seat.

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Speaker 3: It's very clean.

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Speaker 1: One of your faults in my mouth. That's a sweet corner.

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Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's Gold one oh four

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Speaker 2: point three.

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Speaker 1: Right now, then with the news at Jackposts over the

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Speaker 1: weekend match just strip his toilet seat and then decided

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Speaker 1: the best place to wash it. It's in the dishwasher.

792
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Speaker 1: A toilet seat. You know what that gets hit with

793
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Speaker 1: every time you flush it? Put it in the dishwasher.

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Speaker 1: So we're talking this morning about anything unusual you've had

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Speaker 1: in your dishwasher. What a bit that some people are

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Speaker 1: actually cooking it. Carol and Clark, you can wrap a

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Speaker 1: whole salmon and foil, put it in the top shelf,

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Speaker 1: whack it on the hotter cycle. Your fish will cook perfectly.

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Speaker 1: Don't use any detergent. Of course, who knew?

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Speaker 3: Don't put it in with the toilets, say though, no,

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Speaker 3: don't put it on that marinading it.

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Speaker 1: This is a special sauce a list.

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Speaker 8: Good morning, Good morning, Christian, how are you.

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Speaker 1: I'm good, mate. I hope you're well and hope you

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Speaker 1: had a lovely weekend. Thanks for calling us. Can you

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Speaker 1: shed some light in the decision Jack postmade to put

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Speaker 1: the toilet seat in the dishwasher.

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Speaker 8: I actually can so, Jack, it wasn't actually a documentary

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Speaker 8: that you saw. It's an episode of The Simpsons.

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Speaker 1: Mate. He often gets to too confused. He actually thinks

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Speaker 1: that's a reality show.

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Speaker 3: But yellow Man, the Simpsons did raise me in a

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Speaker 3: lot of ways though.

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Speaker 1: Every night.

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Speaker 8: True, that's how I knew. That's how I knew it

816
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Speaker 8: was an episode. But yeah, it's the episode where Marge

817
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Speaker 8: they're having the dinner party and Marge wants to impress

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Speaker 8: all their guests, and yeah, the toilet seeds from the dishwasher,

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Speaker 8: and she gets leased to run upstairs and put them

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Speaker 8: on the toilet.

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Speaker 1: See.

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Speaker 3: I knew it's from something, And Alicia, I don't think

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Speaker 3: it's like a joke in the Simpsons, is it? It's

824
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Speaker 3: like some she's just doing something that you would do.

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Speaker 8: Oh as everything is in the Simpsons.

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Speaker 1: Surely, Alicia, thank you very much. She cool. Have a

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Speaker 1: good day, mate, nice spot.

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Speaker 3: Bye.

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Speaker 1: All right, let's take some more calls than about unusual

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Speaker 1: stuff that you've had in the dishwasher. Libby, good morning, Yeah, good.

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Speaker 9: Morning, Christian.

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Speaker 10: One of my very good friends about ten years ago

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Speaker 10: just added the spend underhair sink was a bit durky, so.

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Speaker 8: She put that in the dishwasher, let it run, and

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Speaker 8: came back to a flooded kitchen.

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Speaker 1: I see, so your friend, you men that sort of

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Speaker 1: a spend from under the sink, not really as in

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Speaker 1: whether the dishwasher as to dan out using that very

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Speaker 1: same journey emptied onto the floor of the kitchen. Yes, genius,

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Speaker 1: that's great. Libby, thank you very much. That may have

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Speaker 1: a good week. You do, alright, thanks mate. Bye. Sue,

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Speaker 1: come on and Sue, hello, good morning. Hello, So what

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Speaker 1: have you put in the dishwasher.

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Speaker 9: My son's computer game into board.

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Speaker 1: Was that as a punishment?

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Speaker 9: No, No, he's spilt scotching coke on it.

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Speaker 1: He's Scotch and coke, scotching coke. Scotch has got over.

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Speaker 7: My fort like keyboard.

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Speaker 1: Scotch. What country is this? Hashtag? A Straia hit your

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Speaker 1: on Scotch and coke?

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Speaker 9: He's it was it was, you know, but anyway, so

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Speaker 9: he's inn I So we baked up the leads and

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Speaker 9: put the taper around them, put it in the top

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Speaker 9: back of the dish I took all the keys off,

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Speaker 9: put it in the top back of the dishwasher, put

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Speaker 9: it on for ten minutes on like schull cycle, and

857
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Speaker 9: he pulled it out and then we left it for

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Speaker 9: two and a half or three weeks and it works

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Speaker 9: a treat.

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Speaker 1: That's incredible lot of effort, every individual key three week.

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Speaker 9: No, it's a very expensive keyboard. It's yes, it's a

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Speaker 9: gaming keyboard. It's not your average keyboard.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, sorry, we didn't realize. I didn't know there

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Speaker 1: were separate gaming keyboards.

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Speaker 9: Oh well, it's got I don't know it's got, said

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Speaker 9: NASA battons this certain things you can't do it with

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Speaker 9: all keyboards. But apparently it's just this one works fine.

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Speaker 9: You tried it out the other night and it works fine.

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Speaker 3: An expensive keyboard best paired with an expensive Scotch.

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Speaker 1: For the finer things in life. So thank you right much,

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Speaker 1: give us a cool mate, Thank you. All right, let's

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Speaker 1: take one last one, Sandy, Good morning, Good morning, Christian.

873
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:09,680
Speaker 1: Hey Sandy, have you had a good weekend? And what else?

874
00:40:09,719 --> 00:40:10,960
Speaker 1: What's been in the dishwasher? Then?

875
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:15,040
Speaker 9: My husband puts bike parts in the dishwasher.

876
00:40:15,239 --> 00:40:18,399
Speaker 1: What do you mean bike parts like a motorbike? Yeah,

877
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:20,680
Speaker 1: a motorbike.

878
00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:24,719
Speaker 8: No, no, not a motorbike, but part of the motorbike

879
00:40:25,239 --> 00:40:30,160
Speaker 8: that need washing. He's put in the dishwasher.

880
00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:31,719
Speaker 1: Give me an idea. What do you mean, not the

881
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:37,120
Speaker 1: exhaust or the engine or no, no, carboretta, carboretta in

882
00:40:37,160 --> 00:40:37,960
Speaker 1: the dishwasher.

883
00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:39,720
Speaker 9: Yeah, the float boles.

884
00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:42,480
Speaker 1: That's incredible. What's it get nice and sparkly clean for

885
00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:43,160
Speaker 1: his motorbike?

886
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:47,480
Speaker 9: Yeah, that's well, one of one of nineteen motorcycles.

887
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:51,600
Speaker 1: Oh my god, your husband's got nineteen motorcycles.

888
00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:54,560
Speaker 9: No, between us, we've got nineteen motorcycles.

889
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:58,080
Speaker 1: Some sort of bikey's or something. Keep reading about you

890
00:40:58,120 --> 00:41:03,799
Speaker 1: and the Herald so we've got Hell's Angels on the line, Sandy,

891
00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:07,040
Speaker 1: Melbourne chapter of Hell's Angels.

892
00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:08,960
Speaker 9: No, nothing like that.

893
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:12,880
Speaker 1: Sure, starting to watch Sons of Anarchy at the weekend

894
00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:18,000
Speaker 1: and chatting to one of the daughters of Anarchy right now?

895
00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:21,520
Speaker 1: All right, Sandy, thank you very much, you call.

896
00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:23,319
Speaker 8: No worried, have a good day.

897
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:26,120
Speaker 1: Well who knew people put so much stuff in their dishwashers?

898
00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:28,480
Speaker 1: Incredible now we know it was a TV thing you watch.

899
00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:29,760
Speaker 1: It wasn't a documentary movie.

900
00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:33,280
Speaker 2: It was The Simpsons, The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's

901
00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:34,799
Speaker 2: Gold one oh four point three.

902
00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:36,360
Speaker 1: Thank you very much to all the calls we actors

903
00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:39,120
Speaker 1: four eight by the weird unusual things you've used a

904
00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:43,960
Speaker 1: dishwasher for, Christian. My husband Graham washes his balls in

905
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:48,479
Speaker 1: the dishwasher, his bowling balls, that is, says the best

906
00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:51,840
Speaker 1: way to clean the old oil off bowling ball in there. Apparently,

907
00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:55,239
Speaker 1: clear dishwashers the best place to wash ball caps. They

908
00:41:55,239 --> 00:41:56,920
Speaker 1: get cleaned without getting warped.

909
00:41:57,560 --> 00:41:58,319
Speaker 3: It was a ball cap.

910
00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:02,120
Speaker 1: I just thought it was Australian thing. I'll just go,

911
00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:06,279
Speaker 1: oh yeah, the old classic ball cap. Know why you did?

912
00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:09,120
Speaker 1: I guess it's a cap that goes around the ball.

913
00:42:10,239 --> 00:42:16,400
Speaker 1: We'll leave it there. It's just another misshard Monday. Christian

914
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:20,799
Speaker 1: O'Connell's misheard lyrics. All right, time for Monday mornings. Miss

915
00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:23,799
Speaker 1: heard lyrics. That's how it works. Big John, our listener,

916
00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:26,160
Speaker 1: Big John has his top five. We go through those,

917
00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:27,680
Speaker 1: and then we go through all the rest of the

918
00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:30,880
Speaker 1: ones who you've been sending in as we hear or

919
00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:33,080
Speaker 1: don't hear the misheard lyrics. If you hear it, you

920
00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:39,480
Speaker 1: hear this, if it's not there. And for the precious

921
00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:44,040
Speaker 1: few ess all favor, all right, our first tn Big

922
00:42:44,120 --> 00:42:47,839
Speaker 1: John's top five and Peebles, I can't stand the rain.

923
00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:55,040
Speaker 1: He's straight in with her. I can't stand Lorraine. Let's

924
00:42:55,080 --> 00:43:03,600
Speaker 1: hear it? Is it there? Straight and John? All right,

925
00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:05,760
Speaker 1: hear the song a lot on this station. Mark Cohen

926
00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:06,920
Speaker 1: walking in Memphis.

927
00:43:07,239 --> 00:43:09,959
Speaker 7: I was walking in my feet him feed off of beer.

928
00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:13,120
Speaker 1: I was walking with my feet ten feet off beer.

929
00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:14,160
Speaker 6: Or is it?

930
00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:17,800
Speaker 1: I was walking with my feet ten feet off of beer.

931
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:21,520
Speaker 7: I was walking in my feets him feed off beer.

932
00:43:23,239 --> 00:43:26,360
Speaker 1: Im here ten feet is there? Ten feet off of beer?

933
00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:29,799
Speaker 7: I was walking in my feets him feed off of beer?

934
00:43:30,280 --> 00:43:35,520
Speaker 1: Yep? Do you remember this from when was this the nineties? Right,

935
00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:38,879
Speaker 1: said Fred, I'm too sexy? This is huge all over

936
00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:43,600
Speaker 1: the world, and I am too sixty for Len. All right,

937
00:43:43,719 --> 00:43:46,400
Speaker 1: so it's meant to be I'm too sexy, former Lamb.

938
00:43:46,719 --> 00:43:49,600
Speaker 1: Or is it I'm too sexy for me Lamb as

939
00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:52,560
Speaker 1: in the Beautiful Meat.

940
00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:54,279
Speaker 2: And I am too sixty for Len?

941
00:43:55,760 --> 00:43:55,960
Speaker 1: Yeah?

942
00:43:56,160 --> 00:43:58,000
Speaker 3: Probably there, probably there do.

943
00:43:58,040 --> 00:44:04,160
Speaker 1: It again and I sixty four. Then I'm still here

944
00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:08,239
Speaker 1: in the end. I don't hear it on hundred percent. This

945
00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:11,080
Speaker 1: is a big INDI hit as well. Monster by the automatic.

946
00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:19,720
Speaker 1: What's that coming over the hell? Is it a monster?

947
00:44:19,880 --> 00:44:22,160
Speaker 1: Is it a monster? Or is it what's that coming

948
00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:24,719
Speaker 1: over the hill? Is it a bus stop? Is it

949
00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:32,799
Speaker 1: a bus stop? I love that one.

950
00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:34,200
Speaker 7: That's very good.

951
00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:36,600
Speaker 1: What's that coming over the hill? Is it a bus stop?

952
00:44:37,120 --> 00:44:46,719
Speaker 1: Is it a bus stop? Yes? It is well done,

953
00:44:46,719 --> 00:44:48,520
Speaker 1: big John. Well go through yours.

954
00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:52,279
Speaker 2: Next the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh

955
00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:53,080
Speaker 2: four point three.

956
00:44:53,880 --> 00:44:59,760
Speaker 1: It's just another miss herdman nay, Christian O'Connell's miss heard lyrics.

957
00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:01,880
Speaker 1: All right, now we're gonna go through the roundup of

958
00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:03,839
Speaker 1: all the ones you've been sending in over the last

959
00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:07,080
Speaker 1: seven days. You can hear a song with a misheard lyric.

960
00:45:07,120 --> 00:45:09,160
Speaker 1: You hear the misshead, then email it to me. Christian

961
00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:11,840
Speaker 1: A Gold one O four three dot com dot au.

962
00:45:12,239 --> 00:45:19,120
Speaker 1: All right, let's go straight to this one Metallica enter Sandman.

963
00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:23,040
Speaker 1: The lines should be keep you free from sin till

964
00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:27,440
Speaker 1: the Sandman he goes? Or is it keep your free

965
00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:40,720
Speaker 1: throwings till the Sandman goes? It's it's not landing. No, Christian,

966
00:45:40,760 --> 00:45:42,640
Speaker 1: I think there's gonna be a Hall of Famer. Don't

967
00:45:42,640 --> 00:45:45,439
Speaker 1: be cursing the saying their hall of famous. Wow key,

968
00:45:45,680 --> 00:45:48,520
Speaker 1: wait for us to say that. Sorry, Ash the best

969
00:45:48,560 --> 00:45:52,600
Speaker 1: guard bowing rosebud as well. Let's go to Kate Christian

970
00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:55,040
Speaker 1: Winston to show every morning on the way to our jobs.

971
00:45:55,080 --> 00:45:57,600
Speaker 1: Thank you very much, Kate. My misheard for you is

972
00:45:57,719 --> 00:46:05,799
Speaker 1: red Hot Chili Peppers Zephyr song fly fly Away on

973
00:46:05,840 --> 00:46:14,880
Speaker 1: my Zephyr or is it fly away on my cell phone?

974
00:46:15,239 --> 00:46:20,279
Speaker 1: I get it. You don't hear cell phone for me.

975
00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:28,319
Speaker 1: It's a cold in your head. Yep, it's subtle. It's there.

976
00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:31,839
Speaker 1: Let's go to Simon in Northern Ireland, all the way

977
00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:34,600
Speaker 1: over in Belfast. Christian, I emailed you a few months ago.

978
00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:37,759
Speaker 1: My dad's Bucking Bronco experience. I do remember that his

979
00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:40,800
Speaker 1: dad sad trousers split while he was a family holiday

980
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:45,480
Speaker 1: on a Bucking Bronco so everyone could see humility. Misheard

981
00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:49,560
Speaker 1: lyric for the show Big Hit in the nineties, Tory Amos.

982
00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:57,480
Speaker 1: Do you remember this remix of Professional Widow? The course

983
00:46:57,560 --> 00:46:59,160
Speaker 1: is supposed to be it's got to be big, but

984
00:46:59,239 --> 00:47:02,640
Speaker 1: it sounds like he's got a big pig. Surely hall

985
00:47:02,680 --> 00:47:03,160
Speaker 1: of famer.

986
00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:17,960
Speaker 5: Don't something else at the discotheque?

987
00:47:18,320 --> 00:47:24,760
Speaker 1: Naughty that for you? Pats Also Simon in that island.

988
00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:29,640
Speaker 1: All right, let's go to who we got here, Simon,

989
00:47:29,719 --> 00:47:31,920
Speaker 1: piece of Setia. We're off to the eighties, The Glory

990
00:47:31,920 --> 00:47:41,240
Speaker 1: of love. I'm a man who will fight for your honor?

991
00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:43,520
Speaker 1: Or is it I'm a man who will fight for

992
00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:57,919
Speaker 1: your oven. I like there's so much Steve Dimney, Yeah,

993
00:47:58,000 --> 00:47:59,960
Speaker 1: I love that old man will fight for your other

994
00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:08,839
Speaker 1: Very very good, Thank you very much. All right, let's

995
00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:16,279
Speaker 1: go now to Paul has got this one from Queen's You.

996
00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:20,880
Speaker 1: I really love the things that you do from you

997
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:23,239
Speaker 1: my best friend? Or is it I really love the

998
00:48:23,320 --> 00:48:24,600
Speaker 1: stinks that you do?

999
00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:29,279
Speaker 11: That's you.

1000
00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:36,160
Speaker 1: Childish but funny and it's there. I really love the

1001
00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:43,920
Speaker 1: stinks that you do. And if you think that one

1002
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:46,680
Speaker 1: was charlish, there's the last one. Today we go to

1003
00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:47,800
Speaker 1: the Human League.

1004
00:48:48,600 --> 00:48:51,800
Speaker 11: Now should we stay?

1005
00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:58,000
Speaker 1: Whoa? Human League from the eighties hit Louise? It should be? Now?

1006
00:48:58,080 --> 00:49:00,840
Speaker 1: Should we part or stay from a while? Or is

1007
00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:03,720
Speaker 1: it now? Should we fart or stay for a while?

1008
00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:04,680
Speaker 8: No?

1009
00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:08,920
Speaker 11: Should we stay? Whoa?

1010
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:12,680
Speaker 3: Are we hearing there's a bit too pee like? There's

1011
00:49:12,719 --> 00:49:13,640
Speaker 3: too much pain in there?

1012
00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:14,840
Speaker 2: No?

1013
00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:18,080
Speaker 11: Should we stay?

1014
00:49:18,680 --> 00:49:19,800
Speaker 1: WHOA? Stop?

1015
00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:20,000
Speaker 10: There?

1016
00:49:20,080 --> 00:49:20,200
Speaker 9: Is it?

1017
00:49:22,719 --> 00:49:25,640
Speaker 1: All right? One last one? Then? This is Afternoon Julight

1018
00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:33,640
Speaker 1: Starlight Vocal Band No. One. This one make the starts

1019
00:49:33,719 --> 00:49:38,400
Speaker 1: in robbing sticks and stones together making the sparks ignite?

1020
00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:40,960
Speaker 1: Or is it robbing sticks and stones together making the

1021
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:42,000
Speaker 1: farts ignite?

1022
00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:45,320
Speaker 7: SI make the sparks it?

1023
00:49:46,719 --> 00:49:48,399
Speaker 3: No?

1024
00:49:48,560 --> 00:49:51,960
Speaker 1: Desperately too? But no, all right? Then, if you got

1025
00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:55,040
Speaker 1: one for next Monday, email me Christian at go on

1026
00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:58,080
Speaker 1: one I four three dot com. Today you thank you everyone.

1027
00:49:57,800 --> 00:50:01,840
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Gold one oh four point three.

1028
00:50:01,960 --> 00:50:04,240
Speaker 1: I weally don't ask too much of you on this show,

1029
00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:06,959
Speaker 1: but if any of you do have a spare room

1030
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:10,280
Speaker 1: just for a week it's not for me. Everything's fine

1031
00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:15,880
Speaker 1: at home. It's from my producer, Brad. He he picks

1032
00:50:15,920 --> 00:50:18,640
Speaker 1: me up every morning. He lives near me, okay, and yeah,

1033
00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:20,520
Speaker 1: he's got to get his they're out of him and

1034
00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:21,879
Speaker 1: his wife out of their house for a week. They're

1035
00:50:21,880 --> 00:50:23,759
Speaker 1: having some work done to I think they have the

1036
00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:26,520
Speaker 1: floor sanded or something, and it's really disrupted. You can't

1037
00:50:26,520 --> 00:50:28,000
Speaker 1: be live in the old The stuff gets kicked up,

1038
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:30,839
Speaker 1: not really good for you lungs. Brad has checked them

1039
00:50:30,840 --> 00:50:34,840
Speaker 1: into an airbnb. This airbnb looks like the sort of

1040
00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:38,560
Speaker 1: thing Saddam hasseimus hold up in when they couldn't find him.

1041
00:50:38,719 --> 00:50:42,320
Speaker 1: So it's been London's lair. It's he's made a terrible mistake.

1042
00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:45,520
Speaker 1: And normally when he picks me up in the morning,

1043
00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:47,439
Speaker 1: he's full of energy, it's full of life. This morning

1044
00:50:47,520 --> 00:50:50,560
Speaker 1: he was down near to tears because if he's made

1045
00:50:50,560 --> 00:50:55,279
Speaker 1: a mistake, he means his wife it's not happy. And

1046
00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:58,279
Speaker 1: if it starts badly last night, it's only gonna get

1047
00:50:58,320 --> 00:51:00,839
Speaker 1: worse every night this week. Once you've had a bad

1048
00:51:00,920 --> 00:51:03,400
Speaker 1: day at work, you come home and you're in a dive.

1049
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:06,760
Speaker 1: You know, I can't even know if I'll be sacked.

1050
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:09,160
Speaker 1: If I said the worst you describe what this airbnb

1051
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:12,840
Speaker 1: is like. Sometimes you know, I've stayed in the airbnb,

1052
00:51:12,960 --> 00:51:15,279
Speaker 1: so I've been fantastic, pretty much lived up to us

1053
00:51:15,360 --> 00:51:17,880
Speaker 1: what's been built. And other times people got stories at

1054
00:51:17,880 --> 00:51:20,160
Speaker 1: the old stories of standing and stuff and that's not

1055
00:51:20,200 --> 00:51:23,600
Speaker 1: the same as advertised. Yeah, so we're looking for spare

1056
00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:29,879
Speaker 1: them in higher Cheltenham, Sandy anywhere around there for this week,

1057
00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:31,960
Speaker 1: for the sake of him and his wife, but more

1058
00:51:32,040 --> 00:51:34,799
Speaker 1: Bortany for my drive into work as well. I mean

1059
00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:37,200
Speaker 1: he actually just he was solemn this morning chat. He

1060
00:51:37,320 --> 00:51:40,120
Speaker 1: was solemn and he said the phrase, I've made a

1061
00:51:40,239 --> 00:51:47,479
Speaker 1: terrible mistake because life's too short. If it's bad last

1062
00:51:47,520 --> 00:51:50,719
Speaker 1: night Sunday night, it was awful tonight, it's plus to

1063
00:51:50,719 --> 00:51:53,040
Speaker 1: give this right. There's two of them. They weren't working

1064
00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:55,399
Speaker 1: separate places, have only got one key.

1065
00:51:56,160 --> 00:51:58,840
Speaker 3: Oh no, so you have to coordinate every arrival.

1066
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:01,400
Speaker 1: What could possibly go wrong? Do you remember a couple

1067
00:52:01,440 --> 00:52:04,200
Speaker 1: of weeks ago it took his wife's car keys to work.

1068
00:52:04,400 --> 00:52:06,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, interrupted the whole show to get them back to

1069
00:52:06,239 --> 00:52:06,640
Speaker 3: it has a.

1070
00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:12,560
Speaker 1: Reception right now? One key. It's a nightmare, isn't it.

1071
00:52:12,600 --> 00:52:15,719
Speaker 1: He just think life's too short, but they've shelled out

1072
00:52:15,760 --> 00:52:18,200
Speaker 1: the money. So if anyone has got a spare them

1073
00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:21,680
Speaker 1: for our producer Brat and his wife to live in

1074
00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:26,560
Speaker 1: this week, please call the show Sargingham shelling him arius

1075
00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:29,920
Speaker 1: nine one o four three. Is there a youth hostel

1076
00:52:29,920 --> 00:52:30,399
Speaker 1: around there?

1077
00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:34,760
Speaker 3: Even the Langham room that we gave away last week?

1078
00:52:36,480 --> 00:52:36,680
Speaker 6: Yes?

1079
00:52:36,760 --> 00:52:39,319
Speaker 1: I ring Andre at the Langham. Can we house our

1080
00:52:39,360 --> 00:52:42,280
Speaker 1: producer there? Okay? Nine four one one.

1081
00:52:42,480 --> 00:52:46,319
Speaker 2: Four three The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one

1082
00:52:46,320 --> 00:52:47,279
Speaker 2: oh four point three.

1083
00:52:47,480 --> 00:52:50,040
Speaker 1: These are our amazing tickets every single day this week

1084
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Speaker 1: Elton John tickets following complete set outs elk John us

1085
00:52:53,640 --> 00:52:57,040
Speaker 1: out of his final Australian shows Amy Park and are

1086
00:52:57,080 --> 00:52:59,840
Speaker 1: Down the Green out at Mount Dunne, DA State to

1087
00:53:00,160 --> 00:53:02,919
Speaker 1: us on sell now through ticket Tech. Those will sell

1088
00:53:02,960 --> 00:53:05,440
Speaker 1: out very very quickly as well. These tickets that we've

1089
00:53:05,440 --> 00:53:07,840
Speaker 1: got for you every single day this week there are

1090
00:53:07,840 --> 00:53:10,120
Speaker 1: worth of one thousand dollars each. They are not just

1091
00:53:10,200 --> 00:53:13,840
Speaker 1: normal tickets, platinum tickets. This is awesome. You get to

1092
00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:17,880
Speaker 1: go on a behind the scenes a phrase here escorted

1093
00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:21,520
Speaker 1: VIP backstage tours. Otherwise it's going to open it run

1094
00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:24,759
Speaker 1: wild nuts go and kick on his door as well.

1095
00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:27,359
Speaker 1: He's late at the moment. The first one to find

1096
00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:34,120
Speaker 1: Elton wins like where's Wally? Unforgettable on stage VIP photo

1097
00:53:34,200 --> 00:53:38,600
Speaker 1: opportunity at Elton John's great big grand piano. This is amazing.

1098
00:53:38,600 --> 00:53:40,200
Speaker 1: You get to sit at the piano and how your

1099
00:53:40,200 --> 00:53:42,719
Speaker 1: photo taken? So we got pat of those tickets every

1100
00:53:42,760 --> 00:53:44,239
Speaker 1: single day this week.

1101
00:53:44,640 --> 00:53:48,160
Speaker 7: John John John heldun John.

1102
00:53:51,360 --> 00:53:54,120
Speaker 1: But wait, how are you gonna win those highly covered

1103
00:53:54,120 --> 00:53:57,719
Speaker 1: to Elton John and VIP tickets? We all know Elton

1104
00:53:57,800 --> 00:54:01,160
Speaker 1: John's songs, some amazing back Cattle and of course through

1105
00:54:01,160 --> 00:54:04,040
Speaker 1: the Rocketman movie. So many more people do. Younger generation

1106
00:54:04,160 --> 00:54:07,200
Speaker 1: now rediscovering the great work of Elton John. But how

1107
00:54:07,200 --> 00:54:08,839
Speaker 1: well do you know Elton John? Because I want these

1108
00:54:08,840 --> 00:54:10,880
Speaker 1: tickets not to go through just to give pigs that

1109
00:54:10,920 --> 00:54:13,319
Speaker 1: fick around the dodge trying to get free stuff. I

1110
00:54:13,360 --> 00:54:15,880
Speaker 1: want this to go to a proper die hard Elton

1111
00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:19,279
Speaker 1: John fan. This is really gonna test your knowledge of

1112
00:54:19,280 --> 00:54:24,359
Speaker 1: Elton John's songs. This is heavy metal Elton John. Elton

1113
00:54:24,440 --> 00:54:27,040
Speaker 1: John as covered by a heavy metal You gotta work

1114
00:54:27,080 --> 00:54:32,400
Speaker 1: out what the song is. Listen closely, Cold Cold Parks

1115
00:54:32,440 --> 00:54:34,359
Speaker 1: Hard John by you.

1116
00:54:36,160 --> 00:54:38,680
Speaker 6: Some things more beds are.

1117
00:54:38,760 --> 00:54:48,719
Speaker 1: Babe, Parson. That is what my head felt. That is

1118
00:54:48,760 --> 00:54:51,360
Speaker 1: what my head sounded like Saturday morning. All right, So

1119
00:54:51,440 --> 00:54:53,359
Speaker 1: this is an Elton John song. You've gotta work out

1120
00:54:53,400 --> 00:54:57,840
Speaker 1: what the song is. Once More Cold Cold parks hard

1121
00:54:58,440 --> 00:54:59,480
Speaker 1: John by You.

1122
00:55:01,280 --> 00:55:07,840
Speaker 6: Some things more beds are Babe, just fast.

1123
00:55:07,920 --> 00:55:12,239
Speaker 1: So there you go. Give us a call. Now, what

1124
00:55:12,360 --> 00:55:14,759
Speaker 1: is the Elton John song? Nine four one four one

1125
00:55:14,960 --> 00:55:16,600
Speaker 1: oh four three The fans a get it.

1126
00:55:16,680 --> 00:55:20,560
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.

1127
00:55:20,360 --> 00:55:23,480
Speaker 1: Three heavy Dad. This week Elton John tickets platinum tickets

1128
00:55:23,480 --> 00:55:27,839
Speaker 1: worth over one thousand dollars each. Not only are they

1129
00:55:27,880 --> 00:55:29,520
Speaker 1: great seats, but the really big thing is you get

1130
00:55:29,560 --> 00:55:32,319
Speaker 1: to go on a VIP backstage tour. Bear in mind

1131
00:55:32,320 --> 00:55:36,279
Speaker 1: this is Elton John's last ever live tour. Be incredible,

1132
00:55:37,239 --> 00:55:39,000
Speaker 1: and you also get to go on stage and sit

1133
00:55:39,080 --> 00:55:43,040
Speaker 1: at his iconic piano. So we got those tickets every

1134
00:55:43,080 --> 00:55:46,919
Speaker 1: single day this week. This morning, you gotta work out

1135
00:55:46,920 --> 00:55:49,680
Speaker 1: what the Elton John song is. It's a heavy metal

1136
00:55:49,760 --> 00:55:53,440
Speaker 1: version of one of his classic hits. Here it is

1137
00:55:53,560 --> 00:55:54,040
Speaker 1: is this.

1138
00:55:54,200 --> 00:56:02,680
Speaker 6: Cold Cold Parts Harne by You, Some things More Beds

1139
00:56:02,760 --> 00:56:07,080
Speaker 6: are play just fall.

1140
00:56:07,200 --> 00:56:11,600
Speaker 1: So yeah, I heard that conversional smooth of the weekend,

1141
00:56:11,680 --> 00:56:17,040
Speaker 1: thought i'd give it has been here John John John

1142
00:56:17,120 --> 00:56:20,439
Speaker 1: hell Doun John and later on this week I'm actually

1143
00:56:20,480 --> 00:56:22,719
Speaker 1: a few different versions of Elton John's hits. If we

1144
00:56:22,760 --> 00:56:25,160
Speaker 1: do have anyone who knows anyone whoever he is a

1145
00:56:25,719 --> 00:56:29,000
Speaker 1: opera singer or can play, I do a bluegrass version

1146
00:56:29,200 --> 00:56:32,439
Speaker 1: a ukulelea caa zero zygophone. Please do get in touch

1147
00:56:32,480 --> 00:56:34,520
Speaker 1: with us. Nine four one four one o four three.

1148
00:56:34,680 --> 00:56:36,560
Speaker 1: All right, let's go to lines. Take some guesses, now

1149
00:56:36,600 --> 00:56:38,920
Speaker 1: find it. Who's winning the first pair of tickets? Melissa?

1150
00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:42,600
Speaker 1: Good morning, Melissa?

1151
00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:44,319
Speaker 7: Hello, how are you?

1152
00:56:44,440 --> 00:56:44,600
Speaker 9: Hey?

1153
00:56:44,640 --> 00:56:46,319
Speaker 1: We good Melissa, welcome to a show. What do you

1154
00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:47,719
Speaker 1: think the Elton John song is? Mate?

1155
00:56:48,719 --> 00:56:50,759
Speaker 9: I think it's I'm still standing.

1156
00:56:51,320 --> 00:56:55,120
Speaker 1: No, Melissa, it's not, I'm still standing. Tough luck, Okay,

1157
00:56:55,280 --> 00:56:57,160
Speaker 1: thank you, all right, have a good day. Another pair

1158
00:56:57,200 --> 00:57:04,799
Speaker 1: tomorrow morning as well. Kimberley, Good morning, Hello, Kimberley. What

1159
00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:06,080
Speaker 1: do you think the Elton John song is? What?

1160
00:57:06,200 --> 00:57:10,480
Speaker 9: She guess, that's why they call it the blue could

1161
00:57:10,560 --> 00:57:11,239
Speaker 9: be But.

1162
00:57:11,200 --> 00:57:13,520
Speaker 1: That's not the one we're looking for. No, tough look, Kimberley,

1163
00:57:13,600 --> 00:57:17,640
Speaker 1: Try again tomorrow and it's taking on. Thank you mate, Martha,

1164
00:57:17,680 --> 00:57:22,440
Speaker 1: good morning, good morning. Are you Willie Martha and Mount Martha?

1165
00:57:22,920 --> 00:57:25,040
Speaker 1: Did you only move there so you could say that

1166
00:57:25,080 --> 00:57:27,720
Speaker 1: to the people. Are Martha for Mount Martha? Yes, thank you,

1167
00:57:29,160 --> 00:57:31,240
Speaker 1: I've impressed, all right, so you big out.

1168
00:57:31,120 --> 00:57:33,360
Speaker 9: And John Fan Yes, lovely Elton John.

1169
00:57:33,520 --> 00:57:33,720
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1170
00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:35,480
Speaker 1: Have you ever been lucky enough to see him like before?

1171
00:57:36,080 --> 00:57:36,320
Speaker 5: No?

1172
00:57:36,440 --> 00:57:36,960
Speaker 9: I haven't.

1173
00:57:37,120 --> 00:57:40,280
Speaker 8: So it's desperate, like mister tickets, Yeah, I know they

1174
00:57:40,400 --> 00:57:41,720
Speaker 8: sold out so quickly.

1175
00:57:41,840 --> 00:57:43,680
Speaker 1: All right then, so what do you think the song is.

1176
00:57:44,360 --> 00:57:48,919
Speaker 1: I think it's sacrifice, sacrifice and all of that. Yes,

1177
00:57:50,440 --> 00:57:53,680
Speaker 1: well done, Thank you you are after go and see

1178
00:57:53,760 --> 00:57:56,280
Speaker 1: Elton John live. You got tickets and orso you gets

1179
00:57:56,280 --> 00:57:58,800
Speaker 1: to go on a VIP backstage tall and you can

1180
00:57:58,840 --> 00:58:02,160
Speaker 1: see he's like conic piano as well. Well done, Martha

1181
00:58:02,200 --> 00:58:02,800
Speaker 1: of Mount Martha.

1182
00:58:03,560 --> 00:58:04,920
Speaker 10: Rap. Thank you very much.

1183
00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:07,200
Speaker 1: And who are you gonna be taking with you? I'm

1184
00:58:07,200 --> 00:58:09,880
Speaker 1: going to cut my partner, ah, brilliant. Well I hope

1185
00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:12,160
Speaker 1: you have a great time. Okay, Well down, Martha of

1186
00:58:12,200 --> 00:58:16,520
Speaker 1: Mount Martha. Today's winner. Thank you Martha. All right, then

1187
00:58:16,680 --> 00:58:19,000
Speaker 1: another Patius tomorrow morning.

1188
00:58:19,120 --> 00:58:22,520
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's gold one oh four

1189
00:58:22,520 --> 00:58:23,880
Speaker 2: point three.

1190
00:58:25,640 --> 00:58:28,880
Speaker 1: All right, folks, time for today's at work time waste stuff.

1191
00:58:29,320 --> 00:58:34,920
Speaker 1: It is September. Now, September is world's bread month. You

1192
00:58:35,400 --> 00:58:39,640
Speaker 1: whole month, the whole month people work on this stuff.

1193
00:58:40,360 --> 00:58:42,640
Speaker 1: Be sure we all love a loaf right to day

1194
00:58:43,080 --> 00:58:47,680
Speaker 1: and life a day? Yes, why not get out of it?

1195
00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:53,080
Speaker 1: All right? So we're looking for bread bands. I've got

1196
00:58:53,080 --> 00:58:57,440
Speaker 1: baked that pumper nickelback spinal bap.

1197
00:58:58,600 --> 00:59:00,840
Speaker 3: The spinal bap is great, you.

1198
00:59:01,200 --> 00:59:05,680
Speaker 1: That's the only one that is depeche mold and wheat loaf.

1199
00:59:06,080 --> 00:59:08,400
Speaker 1: Let's just remember the time we had with spinal bap.

1200
00:59:08,680 --> 00:59:11,040
Speaker 3: You don't eat enough baths anymore, you said him, like

1201
00:59:11,080 --> 00:59:11,919
Speaker 3: crazy as a kid.

1202
00:59:11,960 --> 00:59:14,840
Speaker 1: But we have gone some baps because the kids like

1203
00:59:15,040 --> 00:59:19,320
Speaker 1: enough soft flowery bap and I do too, those lovely baps.

1204
00:59:19,920 --> 00:59:23,640
Speaker 1: What have you got for your bread man's loafy, Alice Bexter,

1205
00:59:25,920 --> 00:59:28,720
Speaker 1: that's a reference of the passes. So we had this, Baxter,

1206
00:59:29,280 --> 00:59:31,440
Speaker 1: where are you going to old grits? It's a fox

1207
00:59:31,480 --> 00:59:35,720
Speaker 1: there suck a dog whistle. After not that listened to this,

1208
00:59:35,800 --> 00:59:38,080
Speaker 1: I'm gonna know that is there? Just want more Mondo

1209
00:59:38,240 --> 00:59:43,200
Speaker 1: rocks for another one that wasn't one.

1210
00:59:44,840 --> 00:59:47,640
Speaker 3: All right, this might be more in the rfl Yes, yes,

1211
00:59:48,040 --> 00:59:50,080
Speaker 3: the grateful bread now there you go.

1212
00:59:50,240 --> 00:59:51,040
Speaker 1: Now they're okay.

1213
00:59:52,320 --> 00:59:56,920
Speaker 3: You saw him on Saturday Night. Bunfolds fire nice, the

1214
00:59:56,960 --> 00:59:59,240
Speaker 3: smashing pumping pumper nickels.

1215
00:59:58,920 --> 01:00:00,680
Speaker 1: Nice, that's the pump nicole one.

1216
01:00:00,600 --> 01:00:04,560
Speaker 3: Ish and four nine blondes for.

1217
01:00:04,960 --> 01:00:08,240
Speaker 1: No very good you win all mostly Gold's there, well done,

1218
01:00:08,320 --> 01:00:11,040
Speaker 1: Jackie's back on form now all right, send us all

1219
01:00:11,080 --> 01:00:15,400
Speaker 1: their bread bands for part of September's well Bred Month.

1220
01:00:15,680 --> 01:00:18,960
Speaker 1: Oh four seven five three one oh four three oh

1221
01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:21,800
Speaker 1: four seven five o three one oh four three your

1222
01:00:21,800 --> 01:00:22,800
Speaker 1: bread bands.

1223
01:00:23,080 --> 01:00:26,480
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four

1224
01:00:26,520 --> 01:00:29,480
Speaker 2: point three.

1225
01:00:30,120 --> 01:00:33,320
Speaker 1: Got our Monday morning management meeting with the boss today.

1226
01:00:33,840 --> 01:00:36,280
Speaker 1: I was having to get out of it asap at

1227
01:00:36,280 --> 01:00:38,440
Speaker 1: ten today. See I there's any of that spilt leftover

1228
01:00:38,560 --> 01:00:41,280
Speaker 1: wine up up Punt Road. Sounds amazing. They cleared it

1229
01:00:41,280 --> 01:00:42,520
Speaker 1: all up. Yeah, there is a summer.

1230
01:00:42,560 --> 01:00:43,240
Speaker 5: There's still delays.

1231
01:00:43,280 --> 01:00:46,080
Speaker 1: I think excellent. I get you guys some as well.

1232
01:00:46,120 --> 01:00:49,320
Speaker 1: All right, hey, listen, welcome. We're into September now and

1233
01:00:49,360 --> 01:00:53,240
Speaker 1: it is World Bread month, World Bread Month. So today's time,

1234
01:00:53,240 --> 01:00:57,280
Speaker 1: Wasteter is bread bands. You ready to Mark ready, that's

1235
01:00:57,280 --> 01:00:58,880
Speaker 1: going to do one good friend up there in Noo, Sir

1236
01:00:58,960 --> 01:01:03,520
Speaker 1: Luke dough Fighters.

1237
01:01:02,520 --> 01:01:05,280
Speaker 3: Not quite their great star. That's Stale the mom mate

1238
01:01:05,280 --> 01:01:07,120
Speaker 3: you stale.

1239
01:01:07,040 --> 01:01:13,920
Speaker 1: Clever Bronze, bun Jovi silver, Doe Cocker silver plus what

1240
01:01:14,120 --> 01:01:19,440
Speaker 1: on Herbie uh, the dough Vinyls silver, Simonian Saint Kilda,

1241
01:01:19,560 --> 01:01:23,520
Speaker 1: the Google Rolls gold, Nick Cave and the Sesame seed

1242
01:01:24,280 --> 01:01:27,920
Speaker 1: gold and Damion and Croyd and bread Zeppelin silver plus

1243
01:01:28,320 --> 01:01:32,800
Speaker 1: raku in Pasco Vale Spelton, John, Spelton John. I'm just

1244
01:01:32,800 --> 01:01:34,680
Speaker 1: adding my own lyrical stuff to that, because that's my

1245
01:01:34,720 --> 01:01:37,800
Speaker 1: ear worm. That was that gold word on Susian Dimond

1246
01:01:37,840 --> 01:01:42,720
Speaker 1: Creek Pearl jam Sandwich, Bronze, fountains of multi grain. Oh

1247
01:01:42,840 --> 01:01:47,800
Speaker 1: that is a nice multi grain loaf, brought gold Niar

1248
01:01:47,880 --> 01:01:50,200
Speaker 1: King Brunswick West, Yes, up there and Brunswick you'd know

1249
01:01:50,240 --> 01:01:53,080
Speaker 1: your loafs Olivia Cruton John.

1250
01:01:53,040 --> 01:01:54,960
Speaker 3: Gold plus world great?

1251
01:01:55,280 --> 01:01:55,760
Speaker 1: Is that clever?

1252
01:01:57,160 --> 01:01:57,600
Speaker 3: She a band?

1253
01:01:57,720 --> 01:01:57,880
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1254
01:01:57,880 --> 01:01:58,840
Speaker 3: I guess she's an artist.

1255
01:01:58,840 --> 01:02:03,080
Speaker 1: She's a woman married, Yeah, biggy time. We're given her

1256
01:02:03,080 --> 01:02:05,760
Speaker 1: twenty thousand dollars last month day. How you are saying

1257
01:02:05,840 --> 01:02:10,600
Speaker 1: is she an artist? Come on the yeasty boys? Gold

1258
01:02:11,160 --> 01:02:21,200
Speaker 1: what elist, Joey Parton, Silver, Greg and Dandenong nine inch nails, gold,

1259
01:02:21,600 --> 01:02:23,800
Speaker 1: Jack and Frankston. These are very good today. The pussy

1260
01:02:23,840 --> 01:02:30,200
Speaker 1: Cat rolls gold, Matt Don, Matt Dona, Mad Dona.

1261
01:02:31,280 --> 01:02:33,320
Speaker 3: A bit of a stretch, Bronze.

1262
01:02:32,960 --> 01:02:37,720
Speaker 1: Dukes and Croydon Slipknot rolls silver, Crumbs of the stone Age.

1263
01:02:38,200 --> 01:02:40,200
Speaker 1: Oh I like that gold, Yeah, very good. Well un

1264
01:02:40,240 --> 01:02:46,480
Speaker 1: Lizzy and summary, uh, simply bread, silver, hold and oat bread.

1265
01:02:47,160 --> 01:02:48,920
Speaker 3: Don't know oat bread, bronze.

1266
01:02:48,880 --> 01:02:51,680
Speaker 1: Fleetwood, bap like a bap.

1267
01:02:51,840 --> 01:02:52,160
Speaker 3: Gold.

1268
01:02:52,360 --> 01:02:54,520
Speaker 1: Second mentioned this morning for this man from the nineties

1269
01:02:54,560 --> 01:03:03,120
Speaker 1: right said bread gold, Herbie, well done, Banana rama bread gold,

1270
01:03:03,760 --> 01:03:05,120
Speaker 1: the well done, everyone did great.

1271
01:03:05,280 --> 01:03:08,680
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's Gold one oh four

1272
01:03:08,680 --> 01:03:09,320
Speaker 2: point three.

1273
01:03:09,440 --> 01:03:11,520
Speaker 1: So Friday night, Patsy, you got Uber eats?

1274
01:03:11,760 --> 01:03:14,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, popular night for Uber Eats on a Friday. Can't

1275
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:17,640
Speaker 4: be fair cooking. So we ordered from Indian and we've

1276
01:03:17,720 --> 01:03:18,520
Speaker 4: ordered there before.

1277
01:03:19,200 --> 01:03:26,080
Speaker 1: Is it simply called Indian? There's one guy? Are you Indian?

1278
01:03:26,400 --> 01:03:30,960
Speaker 1: I want your food? We ordered from Indian, one of the.

1279
01:03:30,920 --> 01:03:34,720
Speaker 4: Local Indian establishments, one of our favorites, and I put

1280
01:03:34,720 --> 01:03:38,560
Speaker 4: in the special instructions. Please make sure it's mild because

1281
01:03:38,560 --> 01:03:40,480
Speaker 4: the eight year old she loves Indian and.

1282
01:03:40,440 --> 01:03:41,720
Speaker 3: She can't have it too hot.

1283
01:03:42,520 --> 01:03:43,560
Speaker 1: What are you ordering as well?

1284
01:03:43,560 --> 01:03:44,439
Speaker 3: A frorogan Josh?

1285
01:03:44,560 --> 01:03:48,840
Speaker 4: Oh, lovely brogan Josh, and they do the best Kiemanan bread,

1286
01:03:48,840 --> 01:03:52,440
Speaker 4: the mint sin it mint of Ho'm sellivating thinking about.

1287
01:03:52,680 --> 01:03:55,520
Speaker 4: And just a nice little plain rice perfect.

1288
01:03:55,560 --> 01:03:57,520
Speaker 1: Do you get some some of that lovely sauce as well?

1289
01:03:57,520 --> 01:03:57,800
Speaker 1: The mint?

1290
01:03:59,240 --> 01:03:59,560
Speaker 3: Anyway?

1291
01:04:00,160 --> 01:04:05,520
Speaker 1: The extra pos no, don't get papa do. I used

1292
01:04:05,520 --> 01:04:07,880
Speaker 1: it as a spoon to shove of the curry into

1293
01:04:07,880 --> 01:04:10,440
Speaker 1: my mouth and I eat that sort of Papa dommy spoon.

1294
01:04:11,080 --> 01:04:11,880
Speaker 1: I'm getting hungry.

1295
01:04:11,920 --> 01:04:15,160
Speaker 4: Now it turns up and it's impossibly hot.

1296
01:04:15,280 --> 01:04:19,960
Speaker 1: I hate you impossibly. Is that that lady again who

1297
01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:21,280
Speaker 1: calls the Indian?

1298
01:04:22,280 --> 01:04:28,080
Speaker 4: She bags out all the local businesses? Anyway, I would

1299
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Speaker 4: not let it beat me. So the other two, my

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Speaker 4: husband and daughter, didn't eat it. They had toast I

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Speaker 4: think in the end, but I would not let it

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Speaker 4: beat me. So I had little bits across the weekend,

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Speaker 4: had the last bit for dinner last night.

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Speaker 1: But why would you do such a thing?

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Speaker 4: Because I love Indian?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's lovely. The next day it's one of those

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Speaker 1: dishes that's still great the next day, even if it's

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Speaker 1: cold or just reheated.

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Speaker 4: And just loaded up on the nexium and you know

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Speaker 4: the antacid.

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Speaker 1: Stuff, so I don't get the reflux. You've got to

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Speaker 1: do that with a communication. Don't balance out after effect

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Speaker 1: a churn, Nobyl.

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Speaker 3: No, you've got to.

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Speaker 4: Beat it to the beat it to the chase. So anyway,

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Speaker 4: it was impossibly hot, I wouldn't let it beat me.

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Speaker 1: And it's all gone, wow, wait, that's quite Do you

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Speaker 1: know what the uber eats is great?

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Speaker 10: Right?

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Speaker 1: I'm a beg fan of aubreats. But a friend of

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Speaker 1: mine was turning a couple of weeks ago. It was

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Speaker 1: the ready rainy Friday night. And you know, sometimes they're

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Speaker 1: outside the front and if you haven't checked the app,

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Speaker 1: they can be out there a while, or they knocking

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Speaker 1: and you don't hear them. And they sometimes they can

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Speaker 1: leave you a little message that you came. Do They like,

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Speaker 1: I'm here, I waiting, I'm on my way. This person

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Speaker 1: I put I'm out in the effing rain.

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Speaker 4: Are you serious?

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Speaker 1: What did you rate them? Well, it wasn't me, it

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Speaker 1: was you know why the seal say his wife someone

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Speaker 1: had actually put onto the person outside. I'm outside in

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Speaker 1: the effing rain. Unbelievable.

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Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four

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Speaker 2: point three.

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Speaker 1: Were back tomorrow morning on the back for the show

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Speaker 1: when you wake up. We'll have five topic Tuesday and

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Speaker 1: also another pair of VIP out and John tickets if

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Speaker 1: you go on a backstage much and all that giving

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Speaker 1: away great prizes to listeners. I care too, I I

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Speaker 1: care too much backstage tall and also good to go

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Speaker 1: one stage so that Elton John's piano as well and

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Speaker 1: get your photo taken too, or that tomorrow morning when

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Speaker 1: you wake up. Thanks for listening, have a great day.

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Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four

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Speaker 2: point three