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Speaker 1: my south, Jack and rear a nice hot chocolate to
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Speaker 1: so dangerous. It's like the rap back in here in
Speaker 1: the morning. It's catching on with a friend of mine.
Speaker 1: Yesterday his door to the same age as mine. So
Speaker 1: year twelve. He also had the dinner on Tuesday night.
Speaker 1: Very different scene to mine. So let me just subscribe
Speaker 1: what happened to him. This is unbelievable. They're having the dinner,
Speaker 1: the valedictorian dinner. Whish. I don't even know what is
Speaker 1: a valedictorian. By the way, what does it stand for?
Speaker 1: It feels American to me. There's another type of graduation. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're having that anyway, the valedatorian dinner. And it's in
Speaker 1: a some kind of ballroom somewhere at a hotel, one
Speaker 1: of those big function rooms, and the principal is speaking
Speaker 1: and everyone's all around the side of the dance floor
Speaker 1: mid speech, right rack a great big ceiling panel and
Speaker 1: I'm talking, like he said, a couple of meters by
Speaker 1: a couple of meters just just falls drops suddenly and
Speaker 1: violently onto the middle of the empty dance well. Luckily
Speaker 1: on top of it, it's a terrified looking possum. It's
Speaker 1: people are like this. The possum, obviously terrified, starts running
Speaker 1: a mock. My friend described and he described the scene
Speaker 1: next as a kind of Mexican wave of screaming as
Speaker 1: the possum ran amongst women's legs and dresses and stuff
Speaker 1: like that, and the screens were spreading across the room
Speaker 1: left to right as men try to sort of get
Speaker 1: hold of the possum and catch it. Why an amazing moment, right,
Speaker 1: I mean, there's probably schools listening right now, worried about
Speaker 1: a dull speech drop a possum from the ceiling. Suddenly
Speaker 1: you've got a talking moment there. That's a great And
Speaker 1: the next stand up show I'm going to plan that.
Speaker 1: What a great one. There's a mic drop, but then
Speaker 1: there's a possum top one level above. So with this,
Speaker 1: I want to know this some more, and then your
Speaker 1: story is, well, unwell coome animal visitors when you were
Speaker 1: in a situation at that and you realize there's an animal,
Speaker 1: there's an unwelcome visitor. And then also what did you
Speaker 1: do to try and get rid of it? Someone caught
Speaker 1: it by the way, took it outside and it was
Speaker 1: like a nice hotel. I think it was like the heart.
Speaker 1: I don't know where it was, but like a nicer
Speaker 1: don and just put it out on the street like
Speaker 1: I was going to get a taxi home or something
Speaker 1: like that. This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. So
Speaker 1: we're looking for your stories about unwelcome animal visitors.
Speaker 2: Rod, Good morning, morning time. Here are you going.
Speaker 1: We're good Rod. What was the animal? Unwanted animal visitor?
Speaker 2: A huntsman?
Speaker 1: All right, what happened?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, I got up in the morning, put my
Speaker 2: pants on, went into the toilet. I was standing at
Speaker 2: the toilet and I felt something on the inner thigh
Speaker 2: on my leg inside the pants. Thought, don't feel right,
Speaker 2: pull my pants right to the floor, and there's a
Speaker 2: huntsman there.
Speaker 1: Are we talking? Top of the inner thigh?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, too close for coming very Yeah.
Speaker 2: So I've just flicked onto the floor, and.
Speaker 1: That's your excuse here when your wife came in. Ron,
Speaker 1: thank you very much. You cool. Let's go to Maria now,
Speaker 1: Good morning Maria.
Speaker 3: Hi guys. I've also got a puss and story About
Speaker 3: five point thirty one morning. My husband and I got
Speaker 3: working up by a noise in our kitchen, and he
Speaker 3: pretended to be asleep, so I went to see.
Speaker 4: What it was.
Speaker 1: That's a guy moved, that isn't it pretend to be asleep,
Speaker 1: And it.
Speaker 3: Was a massive fresh tail poss and sitting on top
Speaker 3: of their fridge. Oh goss closed all the doors, opened
Speaker 3: up the front door, got an apple and tried to
Speaker 3: get it off the fridge, and it started following the apple.
Speaker 1: Everyone loves a fresh apple, don't they. You can lead
Speaker 1: me astray quite easily in the back of the car
Speaker 1: or the offer of fresh apple.
Speaker 3: Just as I got to the front door, my husband
Speaker 3: came out to if I needed any help.
Speaker 1: Turns late to the party.
Speaker 3: Went solistic and Christian. Your story made me absolutely laughy,
Speaker 3: because when possum are scared, they will wait and pooh everywhere.
Speaker 1: I forgot to mention that one mate said there was
Speaker 1: a horrible smell right, and they were trying to work
Speaker 1: out which teacher was going to have to clear it
Speaker 1: up at this Valedictorian dinner. So this is in your house.
Speaker 1: It's now like possum pee and pooh everywhere.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and what did it? Then wedged itself up behind
Speaker 3: the back of their Canara heater in the walls and
Speaker 3: for a professional possum's guy to come and get it out.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what a nightmare. You must have been
Speaker 1: filthy with your husband as well, because you almost had
Speaker 1: it out the door like a like a bouncer getting
Speaker 1: it out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but now he scared it and it just went nuts.
Speaker 1: Maria, thank you very much. She cool love that. Have
Speaker 1: a great day. Thanks for going the show. Your story, Matt,
Speaker 1: Good morning.
Speaker 4: Good day, Legends.
Speaker 1: How are we man, Matt. What's your story about an
Speaker 1: unwelcome animal visitor? Ah?
Speaker 4: Well, going back when I was a kid, it was
Speaker 4: about two in the morning, we all got woken up
Speaker 4: the family to this really high pitched screeching in the
Speaker 4: living room. So we were wondering what pause. We all
Speaker 4: went into the living room and Dad's it was coming
Speaker 4: from the chimney, and Dad's trying to figure out what's
Speaker 4: going on, and so he's put his head in there
Speaker 4: and he's figuring it out, and he's like, I think
Speaker 4: I can see a bird flapping around. He's like, how
Speaker 4: do we get it out? So he's like do I
Speaker 4: light a fire? I'm like, don't do that, and he's like, well,
Speaker 4: it's going to stink out the house if it dies
Speaker 4: in there. So all of a sudden, then he took
Speaker 4: about two minutes. It wasn't a bird that came flying out.
Speaker 4: This giant that came flying out of the fireplace.
Speaker 1: When they start darting around, that's so.
Speaker 4: Quick, man, it was. It was quite chaotic. It woke
Speaker 4: us up, that's for sure. And so this that's flying
Speaker 4: through the living room knocking into windows, well yeah it was.
Speaker 4: It was ridiculous. But managed to subdue the bat. I
Speaker 4: don't know how that did.
Speaker 1: It, but it's a very exciting episode. Mister chat about What's.
Speaker 4: Up is now known as the Bat withd Brow. It
Speaker 4: was quite an interesting experience. I at school the next morning,
Speaker 4: and that was quite a good tale to tell. No
Speaker 4: one believes me, but I can tell you it was true.
Speaker 4: From the amount of proved that I was coming in
Speaker 4: that was. Yeah. So that was interesting. But man, I
Speaker 4: tell you what, I love animals, but they are not
Speaker 4: pretty animals. Up front, it was it looked like the
Speaker 4: spawn of Satan.
Speaker 1: It was. Yeah, thank you tell you what. When todayvid
Speaker 1: Aburgh Funny leaves his planet, I think we've got his replacement.
Speaker 1: Just be awful. If you ever come across a bat
Speaker 1: on this or not, Yes that's not Matt. Thank you
Speaker 1: very much, your great story mate, Jeers, You're welcome.
Speaker 4: Thank care God calling a brighter not.
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