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Speaker 1: Welcome to the Christian No Common Show podcast. It's made

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Speaker 1: my south, Jack and rear a nice hot chocolate to

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Speaker 1: have while we enjoy that. The three guys having a chat,

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Speaker 1: standing out the nice sunny day having a hot chocolate.

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Speaker 1: How about you, guys, what are you enjoying having a coffee?

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Speaker 1: Maybe do that we haven't a nice hot chocolate. That's

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Speaker 1: why we're the bad boys of breakfast radio. We are

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Speaker 1: so dangerous. It's like the rap back in here in

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Speaker 1: the morning. It's catching on with a friend of mine.

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Speaker 1: Yesterday his door to the same age as mine. So

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Speaker 1: year twelve. He also had the dinner on Tuesday night.

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Speaker 1: Very different scene to mine. So let me just subscribe

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Speaker 1: what happened to him. This is unbelievable. They're having the dinner,

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Speaker 1: the valedictorian dinner. Whish. I don't even know what is

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Speaker 1: a valedictorian. By the way, what does it stand for?

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Speaker 1: It feels American to me. There's another type of graduation. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they're having that anyway, the valedatorian dinner. And it's in

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Speaker 1: a some kind of ballroom somewhere at a hotel, one

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Speaker 1: of those big function rooms, and the principal is speaking

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Speaker 1: and everyone's all around the side of the dance floor

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Speaker 1: mid speech, right rack a great big ceiling panel and

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Speaker 1: I'm talking, like he said, a couple of meters by

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Speaker 1: a couple of meters just just falls drops suddenly and

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Speaker 1: violently onto the middle of the empty dance well. Luckily

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Speaker 1: on top of it, it's a terrified looking possum. It's

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Speaker 1: people are like this. The possum, obviously terrified, starts running

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Speaker 1: a mock. My friend described and he described the scene

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Speaker 1: next as a kind of Mexican wave of screaming as

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Speaker 1: the possum ran amongst women's legs and dresses and stuff

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Speaker 1: like that, and the screens were spreading across the room

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Speaker 1: left to right as men try to sort of get

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Speaker 1: hold of the possum and catch it. Why an amazing moment, right,

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Speaker 1: I mean, there's probably schools listening right now, worried about

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Speaker 1: a dull speech drop a possum from the ceiling. Suddenly

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Speaker 1: you've got a talking moment there. That's a great And

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Speaker 1: the next stand up show I'm going to plan that.

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Speaker 1: What a great one. There's a mic drop, but then

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Speaker 1: there's a possum top one level above. So with this,

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Speaker 1: I want to know this some more, and then your

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Speaker 1: story is, well, unwell coome animal visitors when you were

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Speaker 1: in a situation at that and you realize there's an animal,

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Speaker 1: there's an unwelcome visitor. And then also what did you

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Speaker 1: do to try and get rid of it? Someone caught

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Speaker 1: it by the way, took it outside and it was

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Speaker 1: like a nice hotel. I think it was like the heart.

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Speaker 1: I don't know where it was, but like a nicer

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Speaker 1: don and just put it out on the street like

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Speaker 1: I was going to get a taxi home or something

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Speaker 1: like that. This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. So

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Speaker 1: we're looking for your stories about unwelcome animal visitors.

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Speaker 2: Rod, Good morning, morning time. Here are you going.

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Speaker 1: We're good Rod. What was the animal? Unwanted animal visitor?

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Speaker 2: A huntsman?

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Speaker 1: All right, what happened?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, I got up in the morning, put my

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Speaker 2: pants on, went into the toilet. I was standing at

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Speaker 2: the toilet and I felt something on the inner thigh

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Speaker 2: on my leg inside the pants. Thought, don't feel right,

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Speaker 2: pull my pants right to the floor, and there's a

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Speaker 2: huntsman there.

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Speaker 1: Are we talking? Top of the inner thigh?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, too close for coming very Yeah.

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Speaker 2: So I've just flicked onto the floor, and.

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Speaker 1: That's your excuse here when your wife came in. Ron,

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Speaker 1: thank you very much. You cool. Let's go to Maria now,

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Speaker 1: Good morning Maria.

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Speaker 3: Hi guys. I've also got a puss and story About

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Speaker 3: five point thirty one morning. My husband and I got

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Speaker 3: working up by a noise in our kitchen, and he

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Speaker 3: pretended to be asleep, so I went to see.

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Speaker 4: What it was.

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Speaker 1: That's a guy moved, that isn't it pretend to be asleep,

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Speaker 3: Was a massive fresh tail poss and sitting on top

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Speaker 3: of their fridge. Oh goss closed all the doors, opened

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Speaker 3: up the front door, got an apple and tried to

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Speaker 3: get it off the fridge, and it started following the apple.

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Speaker 1: Everyone loves a fresh apple, don't they. You can lead

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Speaker 1: me astray quite easily in the back of the car

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Speaker 1: or the offer of fresh apple.

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Speaker 3: Just as I got to the front door, my husband

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Speaker 3: came out to if I needed any help.

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Speaker 1: Turns late to the party.

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Speaker 3: Went solistic and Christian. Your story made me absolutely laughy,

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Speaker 3: because when possum are scared, they will wait and pooh everywhere.

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Speaker 1: I forgot to mention that one mate said there was

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Speaker 1: a horrible smell right, and they were trying to work

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Speaker 1: out which teacher was going to have to clear it

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Speaker 1: up at this Valedictorian dinner. So this is in your house.

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Speaker 1: It's now like possum pee and pooh everywhere.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and what did it? Then wedged itself up behind

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Speaker 3: the back of their Canara heater in the walls and

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Speaker 3: for a professional possum's guy to come and get it out.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, what a nightmare. You must have been

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Speaker 1: filthy with your husband as well, because you almost had

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Speaker 1: it out the door like a like a bouncer getting

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but now he scared it and it just went nuts.

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Speaker 1: Maria, thank you very much. She cool love that. Have

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Speaker 1: a great day. Thanks for going the show. Your story, Matt,

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Speaker 1: Good morning.

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Speaker 4: Good day, Legends.

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Speaker 1: How are we man, Matt. What's your story about an

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Speaker 1: unwelcome animal visitor? Ah?

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Speaker 4: Well, going back when I was a kid, it was

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Speaker 4: about two in the morning, we all got woken up

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Speaker 4: the family to this really high pitched screeching in the

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Speaker 4: living room. So we were wondering what pause. We all

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Speaker 4: went into the living room and Dad's it was coming

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Speaker 4: from the chimney, and Dad's trying to figure out what's

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Speaker 4: going on, and so he's put his head in there

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Speaker 4: and he's figuring it out, and he's like, I think

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Speaker 4: I can see a bird flapping around. He's like, how

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Speaker 4: do we get it out? So he's like do I

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Speaker 4: light a fire? I'm like, don't do that, and he's like, well,

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Speaker 4: it's going to stink out the house if it dies

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Speaker 4: in there. So all of a sudden, then he took

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Speaker 4: about two minutes. It wasn't a bird that came flying out.

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Speaker 4: This giant that came flying out of the fireplace.

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Speaker 1: When they start darting around, that's so.

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Speaker 4: Quick, man, it was. It was quite chaotic. It woke

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Speaker 4: us up, that's for sure. And so this that's flying

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Speaker 4: through the living room knocking into windows, well yeah it was.

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Speaker 4: It was ridiculous. But managed to subdue the bat. I

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Speaker 4: don't know how that did.

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Speaker 1: It, but it's a very exciting episode. Mister chat about What's.

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Speaker 4: Up is now known as the Bat withd Brow. It

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Speaker 4: was quite an interesting experience. I at school the next morning,

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Speaker 4: and that was quite a good tale to tell. No

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Speaker 4: one believes me, but I can tell you it was true.

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Speaker 4: From the amount of proved that I was coming in

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Speaker 4: that was. Yeah. So that was interesting. But man, I

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Speaker 4: tell you what, I love animals, but they are not

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Speaker 4: pretty animals. Up front, it was it looked like the

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Speaker 4: spawn of Satan.

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Speaker 1: It was. Yeah, thank you tell you what. When todayvid

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Speaker 1: Aburgh Funny leaves his planet, I think we've got his replacement.

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Speaker 1: Just be awful. If you ever come across a bat

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Speaker 1: on this or not, Yes that's not Matt. Thank you

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Speaker 1: very much, your great story mate, Jeers, You're welcome.

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Speaker 4: Thank care God calling a brighter not.

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