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Speaker 1: You did mention my T shirt when I walked in.

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Speaker 2: Is this part of the episode?

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Speaker 3: Is this now?

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Speaker 1: This T shirt was gifted to me by my children

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Speaker 1: for Father's Day. Oh so now I get to wear

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Speaker 1: the shit aret on my chest.

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Speaker 2: Welcome back to two doting guards. I'm Maddy Jay and

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Speaker 2: I'm Ash And this is a podcast all about parenting.

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Speaker 2: It is the good, it is the bad and relatable

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Speaker 2: and one thing that I promise I will never do.

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Speaker 2: Actually it's a lie. Last Emi said, I gave some advice.

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Speaker 1: I know. We were like, it's not advice, but it's advice.

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Speaker 2: We try not to give advice. Every now and then

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Speaker 2: we can't help it. We have to, like, let the

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Speaker 2: valve go seeps out. We close the valve for shut again.

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Speaker 2: It's a lovely shirt, well said, thank you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, look it's not Look it is ship art.

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Speaker 1: All kids do shit art, but it's my ship art.

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Speaker 2: Who it is that you?

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Speaker 3: It's meant to be me?

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Speaker 2: Looks like you're attacking what's the big blob on the right.

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Speaker 2: And we'll put a photo meant to.

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Speaker 3: Be a love heart. That's a mazy love heart. That

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Speaker 3: one that's cute.

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Speaker 2: We'll put a photo up on socials, just so people

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Speaker 2: can look at the incredible creations we'll get just to

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Speaker 2: take a decent photo and by your kids. What's those

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Speaker 2: shirts that excel It's a big I like a big shirt.

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Speaker 3: You A big shirt means not as.

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Speaker 2: Big as you were a few months ago.

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Speaker 3: I have lost a little bit of weight.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, are you going to start? It's a parasite moving

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Speaker 2: to Is a parasite gone?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it is gone. How did you get rid

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Speaker 2: of it?

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Speaker 1: I ate a lot of raw garlic, yeah, trust me,

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Speaker 1: So let me just give you the concoction.

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Speaker 2: Please.

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Speaker 3: Is this housekeeping?

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Speaker 2: This is not housekeeping. We will go in housekeeping.

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Speaker 1: This is this is cooking with ash.

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Speaker 3: So there's a couple of things that you can do.

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Speaker 2: Please.

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Speaker 3: Raw garlic, yep, seems to.

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Speaker 1: Be the most impactful because you could feel it happening.

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Speaker 2: Anyway.

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Speaker 1: So what you do is you chop up the garlic.

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Speaker 1: But what you mix it with honey to attract the parasite.

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Speaker 1: Then they eat the garlic and die.

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Speaker 2: Parasites don't like garlic.

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Speaker 3: I don't like garlic.

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Speaker 2: They vampires.

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Speaker 1: Yes, they also only come out at night and love blood.

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Speaker 1: And the thing is that the garlic won't kill the

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Speaker 1: eggs though, because there's already eggs in you within with

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Speaker 1: in with instchew, yes, what said?

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Speaker 3: Made that up?

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Speaker 1: And then you need to have something like papya seeds,

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Speaker 1: but not chewed.

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Speaker 3: You can't chew them. They got to be there to

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Speaker 3: kill the eggs.

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Speaker 2: How does papya seeds?

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Speaker 3: Not a scientist?

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Speaker 2: I just went who's told you this?

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Speaker 3: And then walnuts and pumpkin seeds?

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Speaker 2: How does April go at nighttime when you guys have

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Speaker 1: You know chest?

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Speaker 3: She goes, good, don't you? Ah, that's disgusting.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, once you've had the garlic. Because if I have garlic,

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Speaker 2: it's seeped out of me.

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Speaker 1: I tell you right now. She didn't come to him

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Speaker 1: that a parasite and I didn't have the energy I

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Speaker 3: No, No, I didn't have the energy.

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Speaker 2: Let's go on a house keep. Let's go to housekeeping.

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Speaker 2: I got something for you. I have something for you.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, okay, wait, there, don't go anywhere. I would

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Speaker 2: never This is from live, she says, Hey, guys love

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Speaker 2: the pod shuckers, especially especially the ones where you talk shit.

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Speaker 2: I'm absolutely here for it. Anyway, probably many episodes ago,

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Speaker 2: Ash had a story about some concerning play behavior he

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Speaker 3: Was it the shark?

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Speaker 2: No, it was when she was hiding body parts. Do

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Speaker 1: Was hiding the Lego body part. Yes, well, there's still

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Speaker 2: It reminded me of a confronting scene i'd witnessed from

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Speaker 2: my five year old daughter hiding up her room one day.

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Speaker 2: I found a poorly plotted gravy of doll torsos until

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Speaker 2: doll's limbs. Oh my goodness, in particular the legs stuffed

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Speaker 2: into a small pot or cup. When I interrogated said

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Speaker 2: a bucket of drumsticks. I'm still wrestling with how I

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Speaker 3: No, oh my looks so creepy. It does look like drumsticks.

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Speaker 1: A bit go down, I found a cup of Lego

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Speaker 1: heads and water frozen in the freezer.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so now she's found out how to preserve body.

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Speaker 2: Really quickly. The cat Raspberry likes to kill little lizards

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Speaker 2: and she will sometimes bring them inside your cats, you know, like,

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Speaker 2: look what I've brought for you. Master. One of these

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Speaker 3: She was like, oh, speaker was his listen.

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Speaker 2: I'm talking like you can see it's not a dragon,

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Speaker 2: and yeah, because it was an old lizard, so have

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Speaker 2: the bones, and I was like, she's Jeffrey Darba.

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Speaker 3: Oh yes, just it sell and take some pictures.

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Speaker 2: Houski, what do you got.

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Speaker 3: I've got one for you from Linda.

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Speaker 1: This must go back from when we were talking about

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Speaker 1: the pregnancy tests and like things people keep from childbirth,

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Speaker 1: et cetera. She said, I kept my pregnancy tests and

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Speaker 1: they are now mounted in a frame along with the

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Speaker 1: outfit they came home from the hospital, in the hospital wristband,

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Speaker 1: the birth certificate, et cetera. They are both hung in

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Speaker 1: our living room with no con takes. These photos look

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Speaker 1: Like Linda, I know, it's beautiful, Ash Well, I'm just saying.

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Speaker 2: I'm just saying it does look No, it doesn't.

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Speaker 1: It looks like you beautiful and you'd be like, I'm so.

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Speaker 2: Sorry if you lost It's like, what, No, it's beautiful.

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Speaker 3: With context, and I'm a big fan of context.

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Speaker 2: These are adorable. I'm a big fan. I don't have

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Speaker 2: any recollection adult and so again put these photos on

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Speaker 2: the Facebook group on socials join us now. I don't

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Speaker 2: remember what Marlon and Lola were wearing when they came home.

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Speaker 1: They definitely had that stripey colored blanket.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, oh yeah.

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Speaker 1: I can't wait to see what you should make shirts

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Speaker 1: than that that look like that, and we and people

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Speaker 3: It should just say, you know, this is.

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Speaker 2: Where's your birth certificate for the kids?

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Speaker 3: He's good, He's very good.

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I don't even know where mine is.

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Speaker 3: Where did you find that?

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Speaker 2: What about your wedding certificate?

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Speaker 1: It's probably in the family filing cabinet somewhere wherever that

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Speaker 1: is above the fridge. It's under a bar, under a key.

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Speaker 2: And I was cleaning out the room upstairs which will

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Speaker 2: be the nursery for Poppy. I did find Marley's little medical.

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Speaker 3: On the risk thing on the foot as well.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's just like Marley May was born. But

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Speaker 2: I was like it not, I like it, Linda, great idea.

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Speaker 3: I April kept the belly button that drops off because

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Speaker 3: you know how you pegging it?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm remembering all this weirdy hint doing

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Speaker 1: the nappy peg up.

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Speaker 3: No pegged out, I can't remember, but I was a

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Speaker 1: Eventually I threw them out. I didn't tell her she's listening.

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Speaker 2: Like beef jerky.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't try and chew on it. Did your

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Speaker 5: After it?

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Speaker 1: Because Laura just told me that Mitch Cherry's mum kept

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Speaker 2: That's weird that about. You know, there's nothing like love

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Speaker 2: that in the band. Come on, what's wrong? And what's wrong?

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Speaker 1: With people unless they really get a good hold of cloning,

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Speaker 2: I have something really quickly.

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Speaker 3: This is still housekeeping.

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Speaker 2: I don't know anymore.

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Speaker 2: We're just housekeeping is done. It's over finished. That's it, guys,

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Speaker 2: not forever. But today, just down, just really quickly. Just

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Speaker 2: Maybe the listeners are unaware. You have to be very

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I love that.

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Speaker 2: And it's hard for children to decipher what is a

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Speaker 1: Yes, Like when I said it to you, I was like,

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Speaker 3: Idiots figure it out.

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Speaker 2: Turns out Marley hasn't figured it out.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, neither of my kids.

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Speaker 2: I was cooking dinner, okay, and I had some sweet potato.

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Speaker 2: They were very thin, very long. One had a bit

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Speaker 2: It's thick.

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Speaker 3: It's a boy a Vaine running down it.

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Speaker 2: So they weren't the ones that I had, weren't.

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Speaker 3: Quite as It's okay, they're come in different sizes.

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Speaker 2: But Molly was like what is this? And I was like,

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Speaker 2: this is a sweet potato and she's like, what is

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Speaker 2: what is that? Where does it come from? And I

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Speaker 2: thought it would be funny to say, well, actually it's

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Speaker 2: a pig's penis. Yeah, okay, I don't know because I'm fucking.

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Speaker 1: Twelve, and also it's entertaining for us.

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Speaker 2: And she was like really and I was like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: these coming from the farm. They're from the pigs. And

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Speaker 2: not my best joke.

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Speaker 3: No, I think it's great.

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Speaker 1: I love it because she would have confused the shit

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she was like, the cogs were turning anyway before

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Speaker 2: Every time you sit at a table, she's gonna be like,

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Speaker 1: Name was the same as Oscars, which is William. She's like,

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Speaker 5: Full legal name, sweet, full legal name, sweet.

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Speaker 2: Like Yoda.

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Speaker 3: And I was just so she cried, how did you

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Speaker 1: We're in the car the other day, and this lead

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Speaker 2: Wacers drive ignore me?

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Speaker 3: I will, And there's a people walk around the lake.

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Speaker 3: They had them in baby carriage, baby beyond baby.

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Speaker 1: It's not like a front mount front mounted two cats.

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Speaker 3: Think about that just for say, and it's got the

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Speaker 2: Did they look?

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Speaker 1: Honestly, I didn't get that. Good is eighty k's I

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Speaker 2: Good of great eyes.

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Speaker 3: She's got well, she's got.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I was literally like, they're not kids.

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Speaker 2: Also, baby beyond that's that's good money.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they should.

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Speaker 1: They should bring out a pet range. I'm not endorsing

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Speaker 2: Care careful what you say here. That is a little bit.

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Speaker 2: I mean, can I just say I will defend pet

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Speaker 3: What about you can walk?

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Speaker 1: She's a functioning animal.

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Speaker 2: Can no need to yell.

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Speaker 1: I have told the story.

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Speaker 2: He doesn't know what date it is.

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Speaker 1: I told the story about how my dad's dog died, right,

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Speaker 1: dad's dog, yeah it was. It was our family dog.

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Speaker 3: Okay, but it was dad's dog.

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Speaker 3: After a bath.

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Speaker 1: That would pounce prance. It was happy after a bath,

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Speaker 3: It would rub up against the wire because it must

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Speaker 1: Anyway, one day after a bath, really happy rubbing up

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Speaker 2: That's a long way.

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Speaker 3: Whack on the ground.

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Speaker 3: God, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh god. I had to pick

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Speaker 2: You did, Dad had to pick the dog up, Shane.

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Speaker 2: What kind of dog was it?

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Speaker 1: It was a strange silky terrier.

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Speaker 2: Don't know what that is.

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Speaker 3: Show dog.

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Speaker 2: Oh gosh, what a loss.

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Speaker 1: But the poor thing, the only happy moment turned into

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Speaker 2: Fl It'd be like masturbating and then like suffocating in

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Speaker 3: Yeah, some people are into that. And then we had

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Speaker 2: To say thank you for sharing that story.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I just thought, what a way to go.

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Speaker 2: How do we get onto this topic?

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Speaker 1: I don't know anyway? Moving on, Okay, cats and carriers,

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Speaker 1: what's next? Honestly, that's right.

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Speaker 2: If your animal is too old to walk on its own,

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Speaker 2: and you want to take the animal outside for a little,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I think there needs to be some sort

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Speaker 3: My dog can't walk, so I'm taking him out for

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Speaker 2: Was trying to scratch itself on the balcony and fell

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Speaker 1: Also old neighbor a cat. A cat fell out of

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Speaker 3: I found it. It was alive. I had to pick

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Speaker 2: The vet survived.

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Speaker 1: Nah, they said, though, wow, you've been through all.

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Speaker 1: The reason it didn't because you know, cats land on

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Speaker 3: They Yeah? How high was the seven stories?

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Speaker 2: That wasn't?

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Speaker 1: Hugh not high enough.

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Speaker 2: No fact, seven stories is not high enough for it

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Speaker 3: He's an idiot like her. Thank you. Women can be

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Speaker 2: Now.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, bro, it's a cat. Oh my god, is

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Speaker 2: Moving on, moving on, just really quickly. We are going

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Speaker 2: The baby is booked in to be induced tomorrow at

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Speaker 3: Wow, so we will How should I get there?

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Speaker 2: I think nine o'clock. I've allowed guests from nine o'clock.

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Speaker 2: You've got front row reserved. Yes, I wonder who's going

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Speaker 1: Just me?

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Speaker 2: I think Alicia's coming, Laura's sister.

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Speaker 3: Great, okay, cool?

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Speaker 2: And so this will be the final word from Laura,

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Speaker 3: Well said, well put. Also, I was thinking about go

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Speaker 2: All so every little saying that we come up with,

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Speaker 2: I swear hamishnandiev. I know, I just really quickly want

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Speaker 2: to talk about how disappointing it is as a parent

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Speaker 1: That's all about whether it goes good or bad on

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Speaker 2: And you know, soccer was such a great idea at

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Speaker 2: in the back end of winter and Centennial Park, what

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Speaker 3: Actually lovely spring mornings.

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Speaker 2: Great afterwards. Man, it is like I'm dragging her to

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Speaker 2: And I'm like, it is a soccer day. And she's like,

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Speaker 2: And there's another friend that we've made there and we

452
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Speaker 2: enjoy going together. And I think I'm going to blame

453
00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:07,840
Speaker 2: the coach. Od no, we got he's out. We've got

454
00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:11,280
Speaker 2: a new one, a new one. He's Spanish.

455
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:13,480
Speaker 1: He's very strict.

456
00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:16,560
Speaker 2: And I just want to remind people and if you're

457
00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:19,600
Speaker 2: a coach of a young soccer team, take note, like,

458
00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:25,359
Speaker 2: you don't have to drill into these kids rules and

459
00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:28,399
Speaker 2: to be perfect. You're not teaching messy here. You're teaching

460
00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:29,040
Speaker 2: a four year old.

461
00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:32,280
Speaker 3: Let them just have fun to a degree.

462
00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:35,320
Speaker 2: He rules with an iron fist and he pits the

463
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Speaker 2: kids against each other.

464
00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:38,920
Speaker 1: I'm really liking what you're putting down for this guy.

465
00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:40,840
Speaker 3: I'm actually all about this so well.

466
00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:43,920
Speaker 2: He does this game where you get two groups of kids.

467
00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:48,240
Speaker 3: Right, it's called soccer. You shut the fuck up, Like

468
00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:49,200
Speaker 3: two teams.

469
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:52,359
Speaker 2: Two teams. Every kid has, every kid has a number.

470
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Speaker 3: You are just literally describing the game of football.

471
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Speaker 5: Hang on.

472
00:21:58,119 --> 00:22:02,120
Speaker 2: He then calls number one. Okay, they number ones. Then

473
00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:05,080
Speaker 2: they run up two teams. They both run into the pitch.

474
00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:07,680
Speaker 2: He throws a ball. They have to then battle it

475
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:10,600
Speaker 2: out like gladiators to fight for the ball to then

476
00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:13,159
Speaker 2: score a goal. Okay, the issue is the kids that

477
00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:16,000
Speaker 2: have been doing soccer for a long time. Oh it's

478
00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:16,760
Speaker 2: just starting out.

479
00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:18,320
Speaker 3: Man, what age group?

480
00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:19,520
Speaker 2: She four?

481
00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:21,480
Speaker 3: So how have they been doing it for a long time?

482
00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:23,640
Speaker 2: They're all four because the kids have been there since

483
00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:24,440
Speaker 2: they were two.

484
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:26,400
Speaker 3: Wow, that's commitment.

485
00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:29,160
Speaker 2: Are some of the boys? Yeah they are. The European

486
00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:31,800
Speaker 2: kids are like they rock up in their football boots already.

487
00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:33,480
Speaker 2: Lola's just there and like her slippers.

488
00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:37,920
Speaker 3: None of them could swim though, thank you.

489
00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:42,800
Speaker 2: I needed that. And Lola hates how competitive it is.

490
00:22:43,359 --> 00:22:43,800
Speaker 2: Hates it.

491
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Speaker 3: She strikes me as a competitive not bro.

492
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Speaker 2: Really not the moment you start fighting against another kid,

493
00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:53,080
Speaker 2: the coaches there giving them fucking knives and he's like,

494
00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:56,359
Speaker 2: all right, you're the wins scored a goal, and I'm like,

495
00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:57,520
Speaker 2: you just there's no need for this.

496
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Speaker 5: To the death.

497
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Speaker 2: All they want to do is just kick the ball

498
00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:03,800
Speaker 2: into the net. So I'm paying this crazy amount of

499
00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:05,760
Speaker 2: money and I end up just I kicked the ball

500
00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:10,080
Speaker 2: with Lola, like just by ourselves, and I'm paying like

501
00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:11,240
Speaker 2: a hundred bucks for it.

502
00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:14,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they really wrench it on the sport. Hey,

503
00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:17,639
Speaker 1: oh dude, the only like for Oscar. With jiu jitsu,

504
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:21,920
Speaker 1: he was like hating it. And now last night he

505
00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:23,600
Speaker 1: was like, I want to do it every day. And

506
00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:25,440
Speaker 1: it was like, oh thank god, because I was like,

507
00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:28,640
Speaker 1: I'm I'm throw I said to him, I'm throwing money

508
00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:31,000
Speaker 1: down the toilet here because you wanted to go.

509
00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:31,960
Speaker 3: You went.

510
00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:34,920
Speaker 1: You had one bad day out of all the good days,

511
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Speaker 1: and all of a sudden you hang on to that.

512
00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:40,200
Speaker 1: So the anxiety gets to him on the way, which

513
00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:42,000
Speaker 1: is fine, and I'm like, you're allowed to be anxious.

514
00:23:42,119 --> 00:23:44,760
Speaker 1: Everyone is anxious before they do things. You just don't

515
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:45,920
Speaker 1: know the unexpected.

516
00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:49,760
Speaker 2: I just want her to have a little win, a

517
00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:50,480
Speaker 2: win on the pitch.

518
00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:52,840
Speaker 3: That's all she needs. I reckon, that's all she needs, bro.

519
00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:55,080
Speaker 2: And she gets there. Soon as she gets one ball

520
00:23:55,119 --> 00:23:56,880
Speaker 2: taken away from her, she's like I'm out.

521
00:23:57,080 --> 00:23:57,280
Speaker 1: Yeah.

522
00:23:57,320 --> 00:23:59,920
Speaker 3: It was like oscool with rugby union. He was like

523
00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:02,119
Speaker 3: he got tackled and I'm like, that's footy.

524
00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:06,640
Speaker 2: Just again, Coaches, if you're listening to this, if they're

525
00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:10,159
Speaker 2: four years or if they're under six, just make it fun, right.

526
00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:12,879
Speaker 2: Everyone's a winner. If you touch the ball, you win.

527
00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:14,080
Speaker 3: Let me ask you a question.

528
00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:17,440
Speaker 2: Is is he a parent? I don't know. Probably No,

529
00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:19,280
Speaker 2: I don't reckon he is. I reckon he's just a

530
00:24:19,359 --> 00:24:20,040
Speaker 2: soccer fanatic.

531
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:25,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we've got this coach the team. You're fun.

532
00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:28,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm doing at the moment with all the kids,

533
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:30,920
Speaker 2: all the kids who aren't good enough he's got. He's

534
00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:32,720
Speaker 2: got two kids that are great. I take the rest

535
00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:34,200
Speaker 2: of them. I'm at the pied piper of the bad

536
00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:37,880
Speaker 2: kids who can't kick football, and I'm there like encouraging

537
00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:41,040
Speaker 2: them and having fun with them. Meanwhile, Lionel Messi and

538
00:24:41,119 --> 00:24:43,880
Speaker 2: here's another football player, Ronaldo.

539
00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:44,480
Speaker 1: Which one?

540
00:24:45,119 --> 00:24:45,600
Speaker 2: Shut up?

541
00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:50,000
Speaker 1: I think you should be a pioneer and just go

542
00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:51,000
Speaker 1: listen here.

543
00:24:53,040 --> 00:24:54,040
Speaker 3: Like Stuve Ross or.

544
00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:55,679
Speaker 1: Something something Spanish.

545
00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:56,639
Speaker 2: It's racist, is it?

546
00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:03,919
Speaker 1: What's a common Spanish name? You just go step aside,

547
00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:04,600
Speaker 1: Sunny Jim.

548
00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:07,800
Speaker 2: I'm paying a hundred fucking bucks a lesson. I'm not

549
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:09,800
Speaker 2: going to then pay that money to then coach the class.

550
00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:12,240
Speaker 4: What do you want from me?

551
00:25:13,359 --> 00:25:14,639
Speaker 3: We just want to see, We just want to know

552
00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:15,160
Speaker 3: how you're feeling.

553
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:17,640
Speaker 2: And we've been trying to get you on the podcast

554
00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:18,679
Speaker 2: for so bloody long.

555
00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:19,760
Speaker 3: There's a couple of bones to pick.

556
00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:22,720
Speaker 4: Okay, well, I'm having a baby tomorrow, so I'm glad

557
00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:24,240
Speaker 4: that we've left it to the very last minute.

558
00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:27,280
Speaker 3: Strategically, this could bring on labor.

559
00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:31,200
Speaker 4: This could be so uncomfortable for you. Like a stretching sweep,

560
00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:32,000
Speaker 4: it might bring on labor.

561
00:25:33,359 --> 00:25:34,919
Speaker 1: I do love a good stretch and sweep.

562
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,360
Speaker 2: How are you feeling, In all honesty.

563
00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:43,560
Speaker 4: I am at the end of my tether at the moment.

564
00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:46,159
Speaker 4: I feel as though I'm having a near death experience

565
00:25:46,359 --> 00:25:48,440
Speaker 4: and there is something inside me that's crushing all my

566
00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:51,320
Speaker 4: internal organs and it's trying to exit through my pubic bone.

567
00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:52,280
Speaker 2: So you're not horny.

568
00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:55,720
Speaker 3: She's really trying to rush this podcast along. She just

569
00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:57,200
Speaker 3: gave us a full spiel.

570
00:25:58,800 --> 00:25:59,640
Speaker 1: It was so good.

571
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Speaker 4: I would really, really like I would have said that

572
00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:04,040
Speaker 4: this was my easiest pregnancy up until about three weeks ago,

573
00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:05,440
Speaker 4: and now it is my worst.

574
00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:09,520
Speaker 1: And you know that we we did call an expert

575
00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:12,240
Speaker 1: about do you first have a parenting podcast?

576
00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:17,000
Speaker 2: Do we We talk a lot of topics other than parenting.

577
00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:20,000
Speaker 2: This episode has been mostly about dying pets.

578
00:26:21,119 --> 00:26:25,920
Speaker 3: A few pets have died one more time out of

579
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:26,959
Speaker 3: the table. You're going with him.

580
00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:34,680
Speaker 2: We've tried everything to have that's the cake. O. I thought.

581
00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:38,360
Speaker 3: He's made this kid a birthday cake.

582
00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:42,480
Speaker 4: Why guys making cakes? Stop pretending like you actually.

583
00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:43,120
Speaker 1: Does that job.

584
00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:46,440
Speaker 3: Laura, Yeah right, this is this. This is the sort

585
00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:46,679
Speaker 3: of thing.

586
00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:47,480
Speaker 1: Is it not amazing?

587
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:50,520
Speaker 4: There you go, Poppy, this is all for you. Daddy's

588
00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:50,960
Speaker 4: been baking.

589
00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:52,959
Speaker 2: You're welcome.

590
00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:55,119
Speaker 3: I don't think Pop, we can hear.

591
00:26:56,920 --> 00:26:58,880
Speaker 1: Yeah. So if that baby comes out of Siliac, you're

592
00:26:58,880 --> 00:26:59,200
Speaker 1: all good.

593
00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:02,359
Speaker 3: I just learned that word today. That's why I've used it.

594
00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:04,360
Speaker 4: It's like, Celia is really bad.

595
00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:06,560
Speaker 1: I thought Celiac had something to do with your spine

596
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:14,359
Speaker 1: until I realized it was that scolio. I gotta laugh.

597
00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:20,320
Speaker 4: Just that your internal thoughts coming out externally.

598
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:21,200
Speaker 3: That's nothing.

599
00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:23,040
Speaker 4: We already touched the side.

600
00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:25,399
Speaker 3: What were we talking about the other day? My place?

601
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:27,520
Speaker 3: And you're no, it was here, and you're like, it's fascinating.

602
00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:31,040
Speaker 1: Bennett the last name, Oh yeah, double double N, double t,

603
00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:32,080
Speaker 1: and you're like, your brain.

604
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:35,080
Speaker 2: We had doctor Bennett on and that's that's what I

605
00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:37,000
Speaker 2: came out. That's the biggest takeaway.

606
00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:39,880
Speaker 4: Was Okay, is doctor Bennett connected?

607
00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:41,399
Speaker 1: She said?

608
00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:44,320
Speaker 2: She said way back, we should have sex because the

609
00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:46,480
Speaker 2: semen is going to help bring the baby out.

610
00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:49,920
Speaker 4: So apparently the amount of semen that you actually need

611
00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:52,520
Speaker 4: to bring on labor is akin to a liita.

612
00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:53,200
Speaker 1: Is it like that?

613
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:55,919
Speaker 4: How you would need for there to be enough hormones

614
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:59,000
Speaker 4: in the semen that does bring on labor? And let's

615
00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:02,600
Speaker 4: women have told me to be fair about it's been

616
00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:03,560
Speaker 4: banking here for a while.

617
00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:08,239
Speaker 1: It needs more troops in there, you know what I mean.

618
00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:13,760
Speaker 1: It's like tugger war. Get in there, unload the leaders

619
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:15,840
Speaker 1: worth the seeming in there, and pull that baby out.

620
00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:16,960
Speaker 3: We got to get to work.

621
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:17,159
Speaker 5: Then.

622
00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:21,000
Speaker 4: I would like to unsubscribe.

623
00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:24,400
Speaker 2: Honestly, this is for Laura to talk about her she's

624
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:28,680
Speaker 2: having a hard time. I would like to know, friend

625
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:33,240
Speaker 2: of friend, husband and wife, how are you feeling about

626
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:35,640
Speaker 2: what life will be like with three children in the mix?

627
00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:40,000
Speaker 4: Some days I'm really excited about it. And then some

628
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:43,480
Speaker 4: days when both kids are not listening and we're both

629
00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:46,200
Speaker 4: annoyed at each other, I'm like, Wow, this is going

630
00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:47,920
Speaker 4: to be a lot, like we're going back into the trenches.

631
00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:49,280
Speaker 4: But also I feel like we know what we're in

632
00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:51,360
Speaker 4: for because we've now done it. We're like old ducks

633
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:52,280
Speaker 4: at this parenting business.

634
00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:53,320
Speaker 2: But when I'm freaking out.

635
00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:54,440
Speaker 3: That's a fools game going in.

636
00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:57,320
Speaker 4: I know, I know, but I do feel I think

637
00:28:57,400 --> 00:28:59,160
Speaker 4: we are going to be okay. I think.

638
00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:00,880
Speaker 2: But when I feel like we're not going to be okay,

639
00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:02,960
Speaker 2: I can't say anything because I'm like, I don't want

640
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:05,920
Speaker 2: to make a spiral. Oh and I'm like, Laura, what fuck?

641
00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:07,800
Speaker 4: How often do you think this?

642
00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:08,600
Speaker 2: Daily?

643
00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:12,800
Speaker 4: He rings me and tells me every day you are

644
00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:17,640
Speaker 4: the more positive person, Like, I'm very realistic. I don't

645
00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:20,360
Speaker 4: say that. I feel like I'm more realistic about I'm like,

646
00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:22,760
Speaker 4: it's you know, it's like it's going to be hard

647
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:24,520
Speaker 4: for a year, it's going to be or not a year.

648
00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:26,840
Speaker 4: Six months is going to be hard. But like the

649
00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:29,360
Speaker 4: girls are so excited. And when we had Lola, they

650
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:31,080
Speaker 4: were so close in age that we just had two

651
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:34,400
Speaker 4: babies in nappies at different ages. That was really really hard.

652
00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:36,880
Speaker 4: Whereas like I feel like now, at least the gap

653
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:37,760
Speaker 4: is going to be good for us.

654
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:40,160
Speaker 1: It'd be interesting to see what the dynamic turns into

655
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:42,360
Speaker 1: with the third with the two girls, how that's going

656
00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:42,560
Speaker 1: to go.

657
00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:44,400
Speaker 4: I think Laula's gonna get really jealous.

658
00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:45,600
Speaker 1: That's what I'm prepared for.

659
00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:49,000
Speaker 4: Jealousy. Because she is still even though she is you know,

660
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:51,640
Speaker 4: gives Matt some time a day these days, which is

661
00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:53,920
Speaker 4: more than she did six months ago. She's still very

662
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:57,000
Speaker 4: much like seeks me out in every occasion, like morning's

663
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,040
Speaker 4: first thing, it's like, where's mummy. I want mummy to

664
00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:00,480
Speaker 4: do this, or Mummy to brush my hair. I want

665
00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:01,360
Speaker 4: me to brush my teeth.

666
00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:04,440
Speaker 2: Even at nighttime she'll say she knows that she can't

667
00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:05,960
Speaker 2: have you in her bed and she can't come into

668
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:09,280
Speaker 2: our bed, so she'll say, Dad, come over here, I'll

669
00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:10,800
Speaker 2: go in to bed with her, fall asleep.

670
00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:12,880
Speaker 4: I shouldn't do Yeah, you shouldn't do that.

671
00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:16,040
Speaker 2: But then within an hour, Lola's like, you can leave.

672
00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:17,360
Speaker 4: She said, can you get out of my bed?

673
00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:17,680
Speaker 5: Yes.

674
00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:20,840
Speaker 4: This morning she woke up and like Matt, Matt goes

675
00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:22,280
Speaker 4: in and he goes to comfortable and then he always

676
00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:24,360
Speaker 4: falls a sleep within five minutes, which we're trying. I'm

677
00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:26,120
Speaker 4: trying to sleep train Matt not to do that and

678
00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:28,400
Speaker 4: to come back to the bed. But anyway, this morning

679
00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:29,920
Speaker 4: she woke up and Dad was still in bed with her,

680
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:32,640
Speaker 4: and she was like, enough, get the fuck out of

681
00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:34,640
Speaker 4: my bed. So there was a tangrum about the fact

682
00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:37,440
Speaker 4: that Matt was still in there. I think we're fine.

683
00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:41,080
Speaker 4: I actually think we are not prepared enough. And the

684
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:43,440
Speaker 4: indication of that would be the fact that the bassinette

685
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:46,560
Speaker 4: is still still has not been assembled. We don't have

686
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:48,280
Speaker 4: a car seat yet, so there's actually no way of

687
00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:49,680
Speaker 4: bringing the baby back from the hospital.

688
00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:50,320
Speaker 2: I'll do it, Tomura.

689
00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:52,160
Speaker 4: We have not assembled the pram.

690
00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:54,080
Speaker 2: You did say that you were buying the car seat.

691
00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:56,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then I remembered I was pregnant one and

692
00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:58,360
Speaker 4: you're not. So I just didn't go and get it,

693
00:30:58,760 --> 00:30:59,920
Speaker 4: and she just full just.

694
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:01,880
Speaker 1: I did poke my head into the room that's meant

695
00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:02,400
Speaker 1: to be the nation.

696
00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:04,880
Speaker 3: We don't have a nursery reformer in there.

697
00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:08,200
Speaker 1: Looks great, so you just PLoP the baby down on

698
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:10,840
Speaker 1: the reformer and the doctor tot on the foot.

699
00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:13,240
Speaker 2: I am going to shredded.

700
00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:15,520
Speaker 4: Maybe this is the thing like when you have three,

701
00:31:15,680 --> 00:31:19,120
Speaker 4: you also realize like how little preparation you actually need

702
00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:21,760
Speaker 4: because they're in your room for so long. So I'm like, oh,

703
00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:23,520
Speaker 4: we have four months to get I haven't even packed

704
00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:25,560
Speaker 4: a hospital bag and I'm being induced in the morning,

705
00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:28,920
Speaker 4: So I'm going upstairs after this to pack a hospital back.

706
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:30,960
Speaker 4: Holy hell, Buster did just fart under the table and

707
00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:32,040
Speaker 4: it's punchy.

708
00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:34,720
Speaker 1: I can't wait for four After four months and we're

709
00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:39,560
Speaker 1: having this conversation, there's no bram.

710
00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:46,440
Speaker 2: I've always wondered how how nervous are you about childbirth?

711
00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:49,560
Speaker 2: It is absolutely horrific what women have to go through.

712
00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:52,760
Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, thank you, it is at times. But

713
00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:56,680
Speaker 4: also I am having an epidural and I did speak

714
00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:59,120
Speaker 4: to my obstetric I was like, because when when I

715
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:01,040
Speaker 4: had it last time, they told me that I had

716
00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:03,840
Speaker 4: to be an establish labor in order to have the epidural,

717
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:07,720
Speaker 4: which you know when you've been induced, inductions can be

718
00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:10,560
Speaker 4: a lot more intense with labor, and it was awful.

719
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:12,040
Speaker 4: I was like, why do I have to Why do

720
00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:15,120
Speaker 4: I have to experience this absolute horror show and then

721
00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:17,560
Speaker 4: have the epidural. And I was speaking to my obstetrician.

722
00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:19,880
Speaker 4: He was like, oh, you can have the epidural straight

723
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:23,600
Speaker 4: away if you want to this time. Now, I'm going

724
00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:25,680
Speaker 4: to arrive in the car park, go upstairs and be

725
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:30,320
Speaker 4: like epidurol first and then break water. Speaking to your

726
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:33,160
Speaker 4: sister and Kate had the same thing done, so I'm

727
00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:35,360
Speaker 4: not I'm actually not. I don't know. I'm not not

728
00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:37,520
Speaker 4: scared of the birth part, like it feels like I'm

729
00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:40,680
Speaker 4: about to run a marathon. But I think because I'm

730
00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:43,240
Speaker 4: so uncomfortable at this point, like I honestly feel like

731
00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:45,960
Speaker 4: I'm a whale on land that's trying to walk, that

732
00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:49,120
Speaker 4: I'm quite happy about going through the birthing part. And

733
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:52,200
Speaker 4: also there's this weird sick thing that happens because you

734
00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:55,160
Speaker 4: have such a dope meine rush afterwards that it's like

735
00:32:55,760 --> 00:32:59,040
Speaker 4: it's like you want it, like it's like exciting. It's

736
00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:00,640
Speaker 4: like an addict have another baby.

737
00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:05,520
Speaker 2: How are we feeling about Poppy versus Penny?

738
00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:08,040
Speaker 4: Oh, I'm still I'm still team Poppy. Yeah you too,

739
00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:12,680
Speaker 4: for other reasons, Popsicle, do you like? Why don't like Penny?

740
00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:14,840
Speaker 3: I got a wager with my wife and that's Poppy.

741
00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:16,760
Speaker 1: And if it's not, I've got to do a gym

742
00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:18,280
Speaker 1: class with her, and that's my man.

743
00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:20,040
Speaker 2: And April is very fit right now.

744
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:22,160
Speaker 4: Just want to call it a different.

745
00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:26,280
Speaker 3: Essentially, she wants to sign me up for high Rocks

746
00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:26,680
Speaker 3: or whatever.

747
00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:31,200
Speaker 4: If I get high Rocks, my puppic flour could never

748
00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:36,280
Speaker 4: know me neither mind either my pebt, Like who's going

749
00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:39,920
Speaker 4: to be in the room with us, Alicia, and you sorry,

750
00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:42,840
Speaker 4: oh my gosh, you wouldn't even touch my stomach, let

751
00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:43,680
Speaker 4: alone look at the.

752
00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:45,960
Speaker 3: Mountains.

753
00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:49,120
Speaker 4: You know, help, but you also are not a great

754
00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:53,400
Speaker 4: deal of help. That's why I just don't look, no,

755
00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:55,600
Speaker 4: because Matt doesn't. He doesn't like looking down the party

756
00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:57,920
Speaker 4: and I wouldn't. And he also doesn't want to cut

757
00:33:57,920 --> 00:34:00,680
Speaker 4: the umbilical cord. And he gets that hungry are very often,

758
00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:02,239
Speaker 4: so he has to go out for snacks. He does

759
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:05,120
Speaker 4: get very it's really hungry. So so that's where my

760
00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:07,520
Speaker 4: sister's going to be there because she'll either do the sandwich.

761
00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:08,719
Speaker 3: Run I could be a snack guy.

762
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:11,239
Speaker 4: And then often Matt wants to film content around all

763
00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:13,799
Speaker 4: the things you shouldn't say in labor, so like quite

764
00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:15,920
Speaker 4: often we're in the labor theater still.

765
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:17,680
Speaker 3: But I want to come to that one.

766
00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:18,839
Speaker 2: I want to go to that one.

767
00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:20,800
Speaker 4: That one sounds fine, but don't you think when you

768
00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:23,040
Speaker 4: think about the two berths that we've had together so far,

769
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:26,920
Speaker 4: like Marley and Lola were absolutely far sorry, well there was.

770
00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:29,759
Speaker 4: They were like chalk and cheese, Like Marley was kind

771
00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:32,440
Speaker 4: of really stressful, and then Lola's were so easy. We

772
00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:34,279
Speaker 4: were if anything. We were trying to find things to

773
00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:36,719
Speaker 4: pass the time with because I had been in I

774
00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:39,319
Speaker 4: had the EPI durer couldn't feel anything. I wasn't in pain,

775
00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:41,640
Speaker 4: and we were just like waiting for eight hours for

776
00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:43,919
Speaker 4: this baby to come. And we're having a great time.

777
00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:49,040
Speaker 3: Sounds good, so more feeling of content. We're mixed.

778
00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:52,640
Speaker 1: There's mixed signals going on here, So I'm not invited.

779
00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:54,160
Speaker 2: Do you want to come?

780
00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:57,759
Speaker 3: I fainted in enduring an epidural, so I definitely don't

781
00:34:57,800 --> 00:34:58,200
Speaker 3: want to come.

782
00:34:58,480 --> 00:34:59,839
Speaker 4: I'm getting kicked so bad right now.

783
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:01,640
Speaker 1: All right, we'll try and hurry this up.

784
00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:05,600
Speaker 2: Speaking of things that you shouldn't say during childbirth, I

785
00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:08,120
Speaker 2: thought we should do a little segment which we call

786
00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:11,640
Speaker 2: things you Shouldn't Say to a pregnant woman creative.

787
00:35:11,719 --> 00:35:12,520
Speaker 4: I love the name of it.

788
00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:13,600
Speaker 3: Can we start with you?

789
00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:16,000
Speaker 1: If is there any that's spring to mine? If this

790
00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:18,719
Speaker 1: is your third pregnancy that you're like this one just

791
00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:19,719
Speaker 1: comes straight at me.

792
00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:22,879
Speaker 4: Every single day someone says to me, Wow, it's gone

793
00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:24,000
Speaker 4: so fast.

794
00:35:25,719 --> 00:35:26,640
Speaker 3: For you.

795
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:29,000
Speaker 4: I have seen you for six months.

796
00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:31,120
Speaker 3: Has gone quick, though, it has gone quick.

797
00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:33,200
Speaker 4: So you were also not here for the whole first trimester.

798
00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:35,960
Speaker 4: So yeah, everyone always says like, wow, that this pregnancy

799
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:39,320
Speaker 4: has gone fast, and it feels like it could not

800
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:42,120
Speaker 4: have gone slow for me. Yeah, that's like especially the

801
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:42,600
Speaker 4: last week.

802
00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:46,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's one of those ones where you don't yeah,

803
00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:49,360
Speaker 1: you don't know that that's the wrong things because he's like, oh,

804
00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:51,960
Speaker 1: just time's gone fars. You're sort of going you're sort

805
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:55,160
Speaker 1: of calling out time here, not calling out like oh totally, but.

806
00:35:55,239 --> 00:35:57,520
Speaker 4: When it's gone like especially the last couple of weeks

807
00:35:57,560 --> 00:36:01,360
Speaker 4: have gone so incredibly slow, it's just, yeah.

808
00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:08,560
Speaker 2: I've got one go. Are you ready for your life

809
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:09,080
Speaker 2: to be over?

810
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:13,800
Speaker 3: Which is also not true, God that's morbid?

811
00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:16,439
Speaker 4: Or are you ready to never sleep again? But also

812
00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:18,800
Speaker 4: not true. Otherwise if it was true, people wouldn't go

813
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:20,799
Speaker 4: back for a third kid, Like, we know what we've done.

814
00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:24,000
Speaker 4: We've done it before twice. So I don't subscribe to

815
00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:24,560
Speaker 4: that having kids.

816
00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:27,560
Speaker 2: No, we don't subscribe to any of this. Let's just

817
00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:28,359
Speaker 2: put that out there.

818
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:31,680
Speaker 4: I think there's a very obvious one, which is wow,

819
00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:34,880
Speaker 4: you look huge, which is a real fan favorite.

820
00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:35,800
Speaker 1: That's a classic.

821
00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:36,440
Speaker 3: I've done that one.

822
00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:39,239
Speaker 4: I've also done I did that one to a friend

823
00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:42,040
Speaker 4: of mine before having kids myself, because at the time

824
00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:44,239
Speaker 4: I was in my early twenties, and I just expected

825
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:46,680
Speaker 4: that it was a normal thing that pregnant people should

826
00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:49,279
Speaker 4: be huge, and therefore it wasn't an insult to tell

827
00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:51,160
Speaker 4: them that they are. I was very wrong.

828
00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:53,200
Speaker 3: No offense to the pregnant women out there.

829
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:54,520
Speaker 1: You are fucking huge.

830
00:36:56,560 --> 00:36:58,719
Speaker 4: I do hope you that that gets edited out.

831
00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:02,239
Speaker 2: That in contrast that when people say, are you sure

832
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:03,839
Speaker 2: you're eating enough? It's not that big?

833
00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:07,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're not that big. One is also weird because

834
00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:09,400
Speaker 4: then you worry that there's something wrong. So on the

835
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:15,040
Speaker 4: like on the converse side, you know, I often get

836
00:37:15,680 --> 00:37:17,239
Speaker 4: you look the same, like your arms and legs are

837
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:19,000
Speaker 4: the same, you just have like a belly, And then

838
00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:21,920
Speaker 4: it gives me visions of just like like an elderly

839
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,600
Speaker 4: man with a pop belly, like skinny arms and legs.

840
00:37:24,719 --> 00:37:27,200
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that makes me feel weird because I'm so aroused.

841
00:37:27,239 --> 00:37:30,000
Speaker 1: I got one here, I go on here, And this

842
00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:34,520
Speaker 1: one's a little bit triggering. It's kind of like someone

843
00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:36,759
Speaker 1: says what you can can't eat. So for example, if

844
00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:39,000
Speaker 1: you're eating something and it's like, oh, you really shouldn't

845
00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:39,239
Speaker 1: eat that.

846
00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:41,000
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah of a fox.

847
00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:43,080
Speaker 1: You get that a lot and everyone seems to know,

848
00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:44,960
Speaker 1: and it's always something different, like like, oh it is

849
00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:49,320
Speaker 1: that whole leg man, I've.

850
00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:51,279
Speaker 4: Been Look, I mean we've made it this fast. I

851
00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:53,560
Speaker 4: think I can admit to it. I've been really lacks

852
00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:54,200
Speaker 4: this pregnancy.

853
00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:55,240
Speaker 2: I have smoking.

854
00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:57,360
Speaker 1: See you're smoking out.

855
00:37:57,320 --> 00:38:00,200
Speaker 4: That Like my number one craving this pregnancy is been

856
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:02,480
Speaker 4: ham And you're not meant to eat hair, but I've

857
00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:04,399
Speaker 4: eaten hand. It's like a stable part of my diet

858
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:05,040
Speaker 4: that's pregnancy.

859
00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:07,239
Speaker 2: Child will be half pig.

860
00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:10,719
Speaker 4: Also, I'm supposed to eat oysters, but anytime we've been

861
00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:13,440
Speaker 4: to a nice restaurant, I'm like, get a dozen, just

862
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:13,920
Speaker 4: go for it.

863
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:14,880
Speaker 1: But it doesn't for me.

864
00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:17,520
Speaker 4: But you know, you know that you're gonna get the

865
00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:18,080
Speaker 4: judging eyes.

866
00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:18,840
Speaker 3: Oh you do.

867
00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:21,360
Speaker 4: And I feel like with each pregnancy, I've gotten more relaxed.

868
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:24,399
Speaker 1: So yeah, yeah, there's another one as well, which I've

869
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:27,520
Speaker 1: got here, is you don't even look pregnant, which is

870
00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:30,439
Speaker 1: sort of like they're trying to be nice, but it's

871
00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:32,319
Speaker 1: kind of nice. Yeah, it's kind of nice. But then

872
00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:35,239
Speaker 1: it also discounts how much you've gone through up until

873
00:38:35,320 --> 00:38:37,759
Speaker 1: that point, because it's like, well, if I don't look

874
00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:40,600
Speaker 1: at very much, am fucking pregnant, and I feel like, yeah,

875
00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:41,840
Speaker 1: I feel it regardless.

876
00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:45,879
Speaker 4: Yes, I also think kids are very humbling because kids

877
00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:49,279
Speaker 4: don't have a they don't have the ability to hold back.

878
00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:53,000
Speaker 4: So Mally and Lula La have offended me many times. Yeah,

879
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:55,640
Speaker 4: well not even accidentally. They just say what they're thinking

880
00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:57,920
Speaker 4: and it is a truth. But it doesn't need to

881
00:38:57,960 --> 00:39:01,960
Speaker 4: be said, like mom, you've got a fat bar, Like

882
00:39:02,239 --> 00:39:04,200
Speaker 4: why does your vagina look like that? And they'd be like,

883
00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:07,360
Speaker 4: because I'm pregnant, sweetheart, Like, just get out of the shower, like,

884
00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:08,840
Speaker 4: get out of the bathroom.

885
00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:10,800
Speaker 3: Because I'm pregnant.

886
00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:13,000
Speaker 5: I had.

887
00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:17,759
Speaker 4: So we were in the park recently and Molly was

888
00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:20,960
Speaker 4: just telling everyone that I have purple boobs. Was walking

889
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:23,320
Speaker 4: around the park being like, my mom's got purple boobs.

890
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:26,120
Speaker 4: And what she meant is your nipples go dark during pregnancy,

891
00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:29,080
Speaker 4: but obviously didn't have the vocab to explain that.

892
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:29,759
Speaker 5: It's like.

893
00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:32,960
Speaker 3: That goes a different car.

894
00:39:33,239 --> 00:39:36,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, Areola. I was expecting you to call it aola

895
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Speaker 4: or something.

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Speaker 1: So Ariola was a Disney princess, but that's Ariel.

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Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, the confusion. Yeah, so she told everyone, Yeah,

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Speaker 4: my nipples are purple, my boobs are purple. They're not

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Speaker 4: totally pert Actually they're actually pretty purple.

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Speaker 3: This is the child friend.

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Speaker 2: Wow, let's let's give Laura.

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Speaker 4: I don't think a lot of the weird pregnancy things

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Speaker 4: that happened.

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Speaker 1: She needs a break asuance.

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Speaker 4: That's a big one.

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Speaker 1: What about when someone just asks, like a random ass,

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Speaker 1: if they can touch you belly?

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Speaker 2: Too much?

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Speaker 4: Depends on who it is. It me you tried to

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Speaker 4: make Ash touch my stomach and he was so grossed

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Speaker 4: out by it.

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Speaker 1: You yeah, it was.

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Speaker 4: It was surprising how much it upset you.

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Speaker 1: That's because I got c stick through through aprish pregnancies.

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Speaker 2: No, Laura, I know you you are. You've had a

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Speaker 2: lot on today. We've dragged into the podcast. It was

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Speaker 2: meant to be a quick chat. It's now become a

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Speaker 2: long chat. Sorry about that. You need to pack for tomorrow.

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Speaker 3: We haven't had one.

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Speaker 1: I've got really quick in the bag the hospital bag

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Speaker 1: I saw I saw the other day in your story

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Speaker 1: you looked very uncomfortable and very tired.

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Speaker 4: What they doing?

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Speaker 3: You were just you were just ready for the baby

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Speaker 3: to come out.

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Speaker 4: That's what what story was it? Because I might have

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Speaker 4: reminded the time, So now I was rending me.

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Speaker 1: I responded to it and said, I hope you're feeling okay, mate,

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Speaker 1: blah blah blah.

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Speaker 3: Left on Red you left me on I don't know,

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Speaker 3: but can.

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Speaker 4: You get your phone because I want to notice whether damn.

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Speaker 1: It, but it says I hope you're feeling okay, mate,

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Speaker 1: thinking of you or something like that, and you fucking

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Speaker 1: left me.

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Speaker 4: On scene pregnant.

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Speaker 2: Also also pregnant.

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Speaker 4: I was exhausted.

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Speaker 2: Producer has followed you for a while. No follow back

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Speaker 2: on social media, sorry, Jess.

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Speaker 4: Also, do you know what I don't use social media

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Speaker 4: apart from for work. It's true.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, now I've heard it all.

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Speaker 2: Laura, thank you for jumping on. If you've enjoyed this episode,

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Speaker 2: please we would love it if you shared it with

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Speaker 2: a friend. Tell your mom, tell your kids, tell you

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Speaker 2: I thought you were telling Laura that d tell your dog.

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Speaker 4: Tear friends, and share the love because tomorrow morning, just

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Speaker 4: so you guys do know the timetable, we wake up,

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Speaker 4: I call the hospital at six am yep, and then

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Speaker 4: we take Alla to daycare or Kate takes all the

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Speaker 4: dayk we drop Molly at school and we go straight

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Speaker 4: to the hospital. So We're there from eight thirty am tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: Check on.

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Speaker 1: It's like checking in and when April had her last

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Speaker 1: section was planned, it was like checking into our hotel.

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Speaker 2: I'm nervous, are you?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Why?

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Speaker 2: I don't know, because it's a fucking big deal.

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Speaker 4: How do you feel about going to number three?

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Speaker 2: I mean we're just about to wrap the podcast.

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Speaker 4: Sorry, but I feel like you're actually being honest about

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Speaker 4: it for once.

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Speaker 1: I'm just myself.

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Speaker 2: I'm nervous, but I'm excited. I'm just I don't know

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Speaker 2: what we're going to get this baby obviously a child.

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Speaker 2: As a child, need to explain it's going to be

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Speaker 2: an easy child, a hard child. I mean, what's it

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Speaker 2: going to do for us?

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Speaker 4: Probably nothing? It's a baby.

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Speaker 3: What do you want this sentence?

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Speaker 2: I'm so excited. I just I just give in to

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Speaker 2: us or for I just think if we get a

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Speaker 2: tricky baby, it's going to be months of hell, and

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Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm ready for that.

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Speaker 3: Sucked in.

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Speaker 2: Okay, If you have enjoyed this episode, please share it

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Speaker 2: with someone who you think might enjoy.

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Speaker 4: I think everyone's just confused.

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Speaker 1: If you would like to follow us on social media,

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Speaker 1: you can do that Instagram, else, TikTok, Facebook and now

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Speaker 1: YouTube full episodes you giving me the y m C

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Speaker 1: A dance.

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Speaker 4: Impressed by you guys now with YouTube and all.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're just following in your footsteps.

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Speaker 4: And this camera set up is elite, just compliments.

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Speaker 2: I think that's it. I think that's everything.

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Speaker 1: All right, we'll best of for me to you, best

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Speaker 1: of luck to both of you. Tomorrow I will be

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Speaker 1: thinking I won't message you, but I.

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Speaker 3: Will write back to you.

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Speaker 2: And I'm excited and I'm excited. People has been he

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Speaker 2: has been very I'm just I'm just I'm nervous for you.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, holy ship, this is a big deal.

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Speaker 1: It's a lot of mixed emotions. Let's go with mixed emotions.

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Speaker 1: But he has been very excited for the last six months.

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Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, I get it.

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Speaker 5: I get it.

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Speaker 2: Thank God.

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Speaker 1: All right, good bye.

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Speaker 3: We got there.

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Speaker 2: As a parent, Ash and I'm sure you can appreciate this.

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Speaker 2: Maybe the listeners aren't unaware, but.

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Speaker 3: I was just getting the brief backup. Sorry, sorry, I

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Speaker 3: was getting the brief back up.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to have to hear you.

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Speaker 3: I would almost welcome it. I need to feel something to.

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Speaker 2: Doting Dads podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country throughout

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Speaker 2: Australia and the connections to land, see and community.

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Speaker 1: We pay our respects to their elders past and present

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Speaker 1: and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torrestraight Island,

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Speaker 1: the people's today. This episode was recorded on Gaddigle Land.