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Speaker 1: Podcasting now.

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Speaker 2: Quite frankly, it's been a rivalry that started now between

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Speaker 2: myself and the PM, the Prime Minister of Australia, Scott Morrison.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so I was excited about him coming on the show.

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Speaker 2: It's easily our biggest get, absolutely massive, massive kudos to

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Speaker 2: our production team and managed to secure him for ten

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Speaker 2: minutes yesterday.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, I just thought.

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Speaker 2: You know, given you know he was welcomed onto our show,

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Speaker 2: he'd be nice. But turns out he saw an opportunity

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Speaker 2: to sink the boots into the single Woody And without

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Speaker 2: further I'll play some audio of him rather mercilessly sinking

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Speaker 2: the boots in.

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Speaker 1: I mean, the big question for Woody is when he

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Speaker 1: can start dating again and sending other women because are.

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Speaker 4: You sure that it's the coronavirus restrictions that are the

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Speaker 4: inhibited there or oh.

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Speaker 3: Wow, out the mines goes wack.

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Speaker 1: My favorite part about it is that he does it

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Speaker 1: like he's in Parliament, Like he didn't say. He didn't say, mate,

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Speaker 1: he's sure it's the coronavirus that's stopping you from picking out?

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Speaker 1: He said, are you sure it's the coronavirus that is

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Speaker 1: the inhibitor there. I mean, it was just beautiful stuff

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Speaker 1: and it was. It was high brow whilst low brow,

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Speaker 1: whilst also was the two taken fowlers in stable relationships

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Speaker 1: going up on the single guy. I mean people rejoiced.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I mean the video on Instagram is popping off.

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Speaker 1: It was great to see.

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Speaker 3: I can't fault the Scorch. Okay, okay.

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Speaker 1: I thought you're gonna come on a winge about it,

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Speaker 1: and I think you just need to do. I think

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Speaker 1: he's going to sit back and applaud in those sort

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Speaker 1: of situations.

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Speaker 2: I have respect for the Scorch, but that doesn't take

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Speaker 2: away he got rinsed by the Prime Minister.

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Speaker 3: I did.

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Speaker 2: I never thought that would happen. I never thought that

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Speaker 2: would happen by the Prime Minister of Australia. So again,

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Speaker 2: I can't fault the Scorch, and I do hold some

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Speaker 2: respect for the Scorch. Yeah, but the fact remains, I

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Speaker 2: need to get him back. I need I need to

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Speaker 2: return fire to the Prime Minister. So look, I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: be honest with you. Scorches is not my strength. I'm

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Speaker 2: not a burned guy. A burned guy, but I've been

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Speaker 2: doing a lot of research on burns. I watched a

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Speaker 2: celebrity roast last night just sort of get the feel. Okay,

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Speaker 2: I think what's some okay ones, Okay, but I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: need some help.

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Speaker 3: Thirteen one oh six five is our number? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: If anyone can think of a.

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Speaker 2: Return scorch that I could do to Prime Minister Scott Morrison, yeah,

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Speaker 2: I'd love to hear.

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Speaker 1: So can I just is this hypothetically or are you

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Speaker 1: saying that like I mean, in the future, maybe we

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Speaker 1: get sco on again.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'll be ready.

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Speaker 1: You get him to you get him to deliver the

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Speaker 1: same line, so I have the same setup. Yeah, I'll

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Speaker 1: coax him into it. Yeah yeah, right, and then you're

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Speaker 1: going to have this lined up return line ready go?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Is that the idea? Well, I don't think it

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Speaker 3: needs to be specific to his scorch.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay, I thought you wanted it specific to

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Speaker 1: that score.

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Speaker 3: That's too hard, Okay, too hard?

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Speaker 1: Okay, So you just want in general, yes, a payout

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Speaker 1: or a burn to rinse the Prime Minister.

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Speaker 3: So then if I ever see him again, or if

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Speaker 3: he's ever on this show, I'm just ready. I'm just

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Speaker 3: ready to go.

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Speaker 1: Okay, we don't want to we want to ruin the relationship.

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Speaker 2: No, I'm just going to ruin the relationship. But first

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Speaker 2: he leads to me it will he started it. So again,

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Speaker 2: if you've got a good score to the Prime minister,

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Speaker 2: let us know thirteen, this is.

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Speaker 3: What you and you've been You've got a few lined up.

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Speaker 3: Do you want to save him? No? No, no, well I

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Speaker 3: can't say, but you can do it. I I'll do

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Speaker 3: one down work on that. So here's here's one Will,

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Speaker 3: So here comes under go.

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Speaker 2: But hey, hey, hays go mo I heard the plane

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Speaker 2: that you purchased actually can't fly?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because it's two right winged right. It's a political joke, Will.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, No, I don't know what right wing and left

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Speaker 2: wing is, to be honest, but like it's it's a

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Speaker 2: political job.

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Speaker 3: Ye know, I get that. No, I'm across so he

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Speaker 3: that's savage. Yeah yeah yeah.

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Speaker 1: That's not your top, Shelky.

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Speaker 3: That's my top.

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Speaker 1: Jo you one way over the song something you minded

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Speaker 1: a bit of tweaking?

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Speaker 3: Okay, well it's not my specialty, Will.

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Speaker 1: Some health.

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Speaker 3: Clearly, how would you burn the PM podcasting?

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Speaker 1: Now, yesterday we had the absolute joy, the privilege, the

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Speaker 1: pleasure of having our Prime Minister Scott Morrison on the

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Speaker 1: show and just without breaking stride, came on and absolutely

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Speaker 1: rinsed Woody within thirty seconds on this show is probably

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Speaker 1: the best thing that's ever happened on this radio show.

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Speaker 1: If you missed it, have listened to this. I mean,

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Speaker 1: the big question for Woody is when he can start

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Speaker 1: dating again and sending other women, because are.

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Speaker 4: You sure that it's the coronavirus restrictions that are the

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Speaker 4: inhibited there or oh wow, out.

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Speaker 1: The vision division from him, the premeditation. Like when I'm

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Speaker 1: questioning him, you can hear in my question, I'm like,

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Speaker 1: you know, the big question for Woody, and it's like

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Speaker 1: it's like, I don't know. The sky has just parted

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Speaker 1: for him, the sea's part and you can hear him

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Speaker 1: in his voice because he goes.

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Speaker 3: It's like he's ready with it, like he was excited.

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Speaker 1: It's on the tip of his tongue. I'm about to

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Speaker 1: rinse a drive show radio host from my home. He's

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Speaker 1: probably in his kitchen, his kids probably gave him a

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Speaker 1: high five afterwards. I mean, get around in Woods.

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Speaker 2: I'm not going to get around him. I'm not going

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Speaker 2: to get around him again. I'm not I'm not faulting

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Speaker 2: the scorch. It was a great scorch and hats off

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Speaker 2: to the PM.

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Speaker 3: And my respect for him has grown no doubt.

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Speaker 1: Can we hear it one more time? I mean, I

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Speaker 1: think we should play it one more time. Let's just

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Speaker 1: hear it on one more time. And the big question

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Speaker 1: for Woody is when he can start dating again and

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Speaker 1: sending other women because.

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Speaker 4: Are you sure that it's the coronavirus restrictions that are

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Speaker 4: the inhibited there or oh wow, that's gonna be my

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Speaker 4: ring Jade.

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Speaker 3: I think it needs to me our ring Jones. I

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Speaker 3: don't want to hear it ever again. So here's the thing.

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Speaker 2: If I ever see Scott Morrison in my lifehere he

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Speaker 2: comes back on this show, I need to be ready

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Speaker 2: with a return scorch.

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Speaker 3: Okay, that's what I've.

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Speaker 2: Decided about Sleepless not thinking of a few. So I'm

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Speaker 2: asking for you guys to help me out. Thirteen one

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Speaker 2: O six five. Here's another one for you, will, which

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Speaker 2: I thought I could go with. So he comes on

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Speaker 2: the show, he's all like thinking like, oh jove you

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Speaker 2: with the boys, and I hit him with this one.

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Speaker 3: So so mister Prime minister. Your first name is Scott

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Speaker 3: is your middle name? No good policies.

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Speaker 2: And then we just hang up on him interview Scott,

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Speaker 2: no good policies.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I've got it there. It's not it's fun.

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Speaker 3: I'll go to Ben in the second behead but this

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Speaker 3: one have this one so it comes to the show.

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Speaker 2: He's like, so, so, mister Prime Minister, I believe you

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Speaker 2: live at Kira Billy House.

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Speaker 3: More like Kira Silly House.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, did you just part in excitement?

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Speaker 5: No, that's what that's part of the scorcht Ben here,

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Speaker 5: that was my chair with my chair.

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Speaker 3: We've got Benny here on thirty one sixty five. Benny.

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to get the prime minister back. He scorched me.

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Speaker 2: He started a war. What do you think I should

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Speaker 2: get him back with?

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Speaker 1: Just time?

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Speaker 5: You might struggle together date, but unless you don't struggle

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Speaker 5: to run the country.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, dang, simple simple but effect it really, I mean

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Speaker 2: that one will very well.

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Speaker 3: Len learn the relationshiph that's it's heavy. It won't come back.

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Speaker 3: But I mean that's more afterwards. I mean he'd belittled you. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I've got to go hard, Donner.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I wouldn't go over that one. Okay, fair enough,

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Speaker 1: he's at the end of the day, is a prime minister?

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Curres silly House were having a bit of fun.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, you can't run the country. Where in the relationship?

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, we've got we've got Michael. Who's caught Michael.

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Speaker 1: You've got to return scorch for Woody if it comes

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Speaker 1: back on the show. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Look, I'd be saying to him made if anyone ever

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Speaker 4: told you you look like missus doubt pie.

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Speaker 5: Don't mind that anyone anyone told you. I mean, my god,

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Speaker 5: I've never thought about it before, but they could be

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Speaker 5: distant relatives.

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Speaker 3: Kill garment d Did you have another one? I know

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Speaker 3: you've done.

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Speaker 5: Have you done all yours?

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Speaker 1: You've got one more? No, come on, you've got one more?

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Speaker 3: I can say it.

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Speaker 1: Come on, come on, you spent all day thinking of these.

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Speaker 3: Come on, okay, it's Prime minister.

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Speaker 2: If you can believe that beauty sleep is a thing,

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Speaker 2: then I reckon you need to hibernate for a few months.

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Speaker 3: Jesus, it's an ugly joke. Well see what you're hearing.

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