Speaker 1: Just stood to buy a couple of Mitchells. Release yourself
Speaker 1: for the rude shocks of young adults. Is this an.
Speaker 2: Intervention, No, it's not an intervention.
Speaker 1: Well it's a meeting. That's not an intervention. No, one's
Speaker 1: in trouble. Jenner and I just have a group chat
Speaker 1: without you, and we were very scared.
Speaker 2: So you have a direct message. I'm not jealous for that.
Speaker 1: No, he is. Michurie and Mitchell coos, oh are Yeah,
Speaker 1: how are you? How are you? Mitchell?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Not too bad? Actually good. You're in your sharel and
Speaker 1: Barnes merchandise.
Speaker 2: Thank you for noticing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, my god, with this choky girl, Yeah, oh you're joke.
Speaker 4: That was her podcast, very short lived.
Speaker 1: Did chairs have a podcast? Yeah? Have we had shares
Speaker 1: on this podcast?
Speaker 4: I think we Oh my god, I think we did
Speaker 4: coughing fit chicken to her Oh my god game where
Speaker 4: you cough on the phone.
Speaker 1: We did. Yeah. Wow. People asked me this week to
Speaker 1: bring it back. Someone's like, well that actually now that
Speaker 1: he's got now he's doing his hot girl walks, surely
Speaker 1: he can cope with the new lung capacity. That's a
Speaker 1: good point.
Speaker 2: Now, if there's any new listeners. Just for context.
Speaker 4: In the very early days, in fact, episode one, we
Speaker 4: were doing coughing fit Chicken, where we just call someone
Speaker 4: and then you have a fake coughing fit and see
Speaker 4: how long it takes them to hang on. You just
Speaker 4: do nothing but cough at them. And it got to
Speaker 4: a point where like you were dizzy. After worth You're like,
Speaker 4: oh this, I can't do this anymore.
Speaker 1: I was not well. You know, that was such good content.
Speaker 1: The Kyle and Jackie O Show asked if they could
Speaker 1: take it to remember that.
Speaker 2: I don't recall the asking, but Kyle and.
Speaker 1: Jackie OO Show took our content and they had bo Ryan. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he didn't commit to the bit. It was just like
Speaker 1: he had a tickle. Like he'd call other footballers because
Speaker 1: he's a famous footballer for the internationals and he'd be like,
Speaker 1: hi mate, you're there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, sorry, Yeah, it wasn't the same. Could you must
Speaker 4: up like one really gross, verottenous cough?
Speaker 2: Although for old time sake.
Speaker 1: I've got like my lungs are very clear at the moment.
Speaker 1: I haven't been smoking it. O't vape.
Speaker 2: That had some meat to it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you also splutter it all over our the I
Speaker 4: also keep dinner.
Speaker 1: I tried to avoid you, Mitchell and went straight to
Speaker 1: Price Gary. Jennet, don't worry. I just got tested for everything. Okay, everything. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just the just got mad in chicagleh She's an airborne.
Speaker 5: Illness relate else nothing else.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: I had a pain in my abdomen and I had
Speaker 1: to get an ultrasound, and so.
Speaker 2: It's like Jenneth's pregnancy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well we'll get to your ultrasad because we've got
Speaker 1: them on the same week. We actually went at the
Speaker 1: same place and I got my upper ultras out on
Speaker 1: my liver and the lady's like, hmm. I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: is everything all right? She's like yeahs talk good. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, is everything I right on that side? Yes,
Speaker 1: it's fine. I'm like, oh, that's where the pain is.
Speaker 1: Everything all right. She's like, I'm going to live with you.
Speaker 1: I'm not a doctor. I don't know. I felt so annoying.
Speaker 2: Did you find out what was wrong?
Speaker 1: No? I haven't got the results yet. But it's one
Speaker 1: of those things where the doctor just doesn't call you
Speaker 1: and you're like, I hope it's fine.
Speaker 2: So you've still got the pain in the abdomen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it happens when I run. But it's not a stitch.
Speaker 1: It's it's weird.
Speaker 2: I don't know the universe telling you not to run.
Speaker 2: I know, right, and I would listen to the universe.
Speaker 1: I think it's my spleen, apparently because I was a
Speaker 1: big boy. I was one hundred and sixty kilos and
Speaker 1: I'm six foot three. Your organs, did you know this
Speaker 1: grow to the size of your body. Oh, it's kind
Speaker 1: of like when you put.
Speaker 2: A turd on enough room for it now, No, no,
Speaker 2: So it grew.
Speaker 1: To be bigger, and then now that my body has
Speaker 1: gotten smaller, my organs are large. That's what my GP thinks.
Speaker 1: It is a full thing. Or No, I feel like
Speaker 1: a GP should lock it in. Well, they kind of
Speaker 1: just theorized. They just kind of throw a shit around
Speaker 1: until it sticks, right.
Speaker 4: I don't think that's the point of a doctor. I
Speaker 4: they're meant to have the answers that we don't. We
Speaker 4: can all fucking theorize it does.
Speaker 1: Do it on a park bench, an actual it wears
Speaker 1: a white lab coat. Oh no, it's an artist's coat. Fuck.
Speaker 1: I've been going to an architect. Oh dear, it's my
Speaker 1: own fault. Now, how is your op for sound price? Kivagena?
Speaker 1: Obviously you're inseminated with Mitchell sperm.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's going really really well.
Speaker 2: I mean it's only the first few weeks, so they
Speaker 2: can't tell us the gender yet.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I just have a feeling it's to boy.
Speaker 3: Oh really, Yeah, you.
Speaker 1: Know what I did. My sister Becky's pregnant. So is
Speaker 1: your someone your brother, my brother, your brother's party. I
Speaker 1: couldn't remember her name, so I felt bad. So someone
Speaker 1: Sasha is pregnant, yes to Mark. And Becky has an
Speaker 1: app that tracks the size of the baby. Or we
Speaker 1: should get onto that, Jenna, Yeah, yeah you should. It'll
Speaker 1: tell us it's the size of a peanut. Yes, that's
Speaker 1: what it does.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Then also it's to scale, so once the baby gets
Speaker 1: bigger than the iPhone screen, you only end up seeing
Speaker 1: its foot or its leg, like you put it up
Speaker 1: against your belly and it actually gives you the.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: But what you do is you go in and you
Speaker 1: can give it features that the family have, so you
Speaker 1: can do skin tone, skin skin color, hair color, so
Speaker 1: it kind of does look like the parents. So my
Speaker 1: mum has the app on her phone that she checks,
Speaker 1: and I just gave it red hair. So mum's gonna
Speaker 1: like as it starts to get older, she's going to
Speaker 1: be like, oh my god, it's got red hair. Got
Speaker 1: a little ranger, Gregg kid.
Speaker 4: Can you actually find out what the name of that
Speaker 4: app is? We should get onto that, Jenner.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we should.
Speaker 5: I'm very interested now with it.
Speaker 1: What are you gonna do on podcast days because you're
Speaker 1: gonna swaddle it in studio? Yes, yeah, it'll be fine.
Speaker 1: I can breastfeed off Mike. It's all will it milk?
Speaker 1: We feed your baby different milk beverages?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, we don't be fucking with my baby's nutrients.
Speaker 1: No, true, no, you don't that, not until it gets older.
Speaker 1: You know. There's a whole debate about formula or tit milk. Yes,
Speaker 1: grow up, you're likely to have anything, don't you think?
Speaker 1: I saw TikTok mums being like if it ain't fresh creamed,
Speaker 1: then fuck off. I'm like, it's like you to even
Speaker 1: have a meal.
Speaker 4: I'm sure some people would argue that if it's coming
Speaker 4: from the there's certain nutrients and whatever, but like, no
Speaker 4: kid's gonna starve because they're having formula.
Speaker 1: It'll be fine, thank you. I completely agree. It's like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: I'll take the bark off a red gum tree because
Speaker 1: it has antihistamine properties. I'd rather have a tell fast pitchure.
Speaker 5: That's what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 1: Yes, or you're doing? Oh? Have you two chosen to
Speaker 1: do a natural sort of situation? No vaccines or no?
Speaker 1: Oh that's oh, I sense trouble in paradise.
Speaker 2: Why are you proposing an anti VAXX approach?
Speaker 5: No, I'm not at all.
Speaker 3: No vaccinations very important for baby, got it. We don't
Speaker 3: want baby getting polio.
Speaker 1: No again, No, you've been there before. You have multiple
Speaker 1: that's where you've got that gate from. You just don't
Speaker 1: travel to Portugal with that baby.
Speaker 2: No thin ice thin fucking ye.
Speaker 1: Kids club not a good idea.
Speaker 2: Why do you say that?
Speaker 1: Because the English language barrier will be too much and
Speaker 1: the meal at the restaurant across the road. I read
Speaker 1: their YELP reviews. It's not good. Welcome to is Every
Speaker 1: week we start the show.
Speaker 2: We've got to be ten cents or something?
Speaker 1: Not, where's that lawyer that listens to our show?
Speaker 4: Well, when you finally book for darn and maybe that's
Speaker 4: where we'll ask her legal.
Speaker 1: Well, I have an update on the for Dan front.
Speaker 1: You do I do? On the ultimate guest for this
Speaker 1: podcast for Darn from TikTok, I have an update. Okay,
Speaker 1: she has I know for a fact she's seen my email,
Speaker 1: but I don't have a reply. But I do know
Speaker 1: that she's seen it. So she's the one leaving you
Speaker 1: on red Yeah. Wow, Yeah, she has a lot replying
Speaker 1: to me. She's a lawyer, she's a busy mom. I
Speaker 1: get it. That's until I was scrolling TikTok and I
Speaker 1: had about five tags from our idiots. Yeah, and they
Speaker 1: tagged me in a video that for Dann had posted.
Speaker 1: Why don't we play the video that for Dan put
Speaker 1: on her TikTok this week?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 7: So what else is happen? I was invited onto our
Speaker 7: podcast today, not four today, but for another day. I've
Speaker 7: just got to work out my schedule so I can
Speaker 7: participate in that. I'm not sure whether I have to
Speaker 7: go into the studio if you can actually stay, but anyway,
Speaker 7: we'll figure that out. That should be something fun. It's
Speaker 7: been a little while since I kind of, you know,
Speaker 7: I dig something out of the box or something.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 7: Fun or to that movie premiere that one time, and
Speaker 7: then I was on the cover of that magazine. So
Speaker 7: I kind of thought things have kind of died down.
Speaker 1: For a little bit in the world of for Darn.
Speaker 7: But now I've been invited on this podcast, which I'm
Speaker 7: not entirely sure, but I'm going to talk about they
Speaker 7: always come up with something.
Speaker 4: Oh, so she's definitely seen the email. She's told her
Speaker 4: people about the invite, but still not replying to you.
Speaker 1: For all of that could have been in a written
Speaker 1: form and I would have been very happy you can
Speaker 1: clarify the details.
Speaker 2: I assume we do want to instudio.
Speaker 1: I have an update since that video was posted. I
Speaker 1: messaged her and for Dan is coming on the show
Speaker 1: next week. Reallyda will be on the show next fabulous.
Speaker 2: Well Doe, did you DM her instead?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I was about to suggest.
Speaker 1: That, and she replied so quickly on TikTok, like if
Speaker 1: I got to my DM she replied in minutes, she said,
Speaker 1: can't wait. She goes, what do I need to do?
Speaker 1: I said, it's a comedy podcast. We're very relaxed. She said,
Speaker 1: my kind of thing. I'm very funny, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1: So she says so Honestly, I don't blame her because
Speaker 1: I'm like that I'm shit on email, but if you
Speaker 1: DM me, I'll get back to you. Yeah.
Speaker 2: It's something about emails that I'm like, do you overwhelming?
Speaker 1: I'm the same. It's stressful, but there is something so
Speaker 1: badass about not replying to a request.
Speaker 2: And just telling the world about it.
Speaker 1: Why dinner? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I could hear chopping in the background there.
Speaker 1: She was actually was very interesting. She was putting lamb
Speaker 1: chops in an air fryer, which I didn't even know
Speaker 1: was a thing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, people keep telling me I should get on the
Speaker 4: air fry being wagon. I don't know if I need to.
Speaker 2: I've got an oven.
Speaker 1: No, it's a mini oven.
Speaker 2: I understand.
Speaker 1: Okay, it cooks things, but apparently it cooks it really
Speaker 1: quickly and really well. But I'm like, it'll be right.
Speaker 1: I don't care. Yeah, but there's something about an oven
Speaker 1: that feels laborious and might it just takes so much
Speaker 1: each them on the fly or should we be well
Speaker 1: beyond preheating?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, mine preheats pretty queer.
Speaker 1: Because yours beat when it preheats. Nu. Oh mine doesn't
Speaker 1: get excited? Mind does a little dance, Well, not mine.
Speaker 1: I live at my parents, my old one. I really
Speaker 1: need to move.
Speaker 2: Out, winging about the oven. And you're rent free? Actually
Speaker 2: are you.
Speaker 1: Living rent free? Ah?
Speaker 2: Fuck, I'm jealous.
Speaker 1: Actually no, I'm very grateful. My parents have said, we're
Speaker 1: not giving you any money to buy a property. But
Speaker 1: our our addition, no, our help is that we will
Speaker 1: let you believe rent free, which.
Speaker 2: Is nice y well that is a big fucking help. No,
Speaker 2: oh my god, out you know how much money i'd
Speaker 2: have if it wasn't paying rent.
Speaker 1: And also in the new building in Coca Cola palace,
Speaker 1: God say hate them, but I'm gonna start calling it
Speaker 1: the Pepsi Palace. Actually just a pistol because I'm not
Speaker 1: fair out of fight, so here in the Pepsi Palace, Yeah,
Speaker 1: what about it? I was just thinking, have.
Speaker 2: You forgot what you were going to say?
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of other drinks that have I
Speaker 1: was trying to think of the Fanta fucking furnace, but
Speaker 1: I couldn't think of a building that such there, or
Speaker 1: the Sprite Shanghai Sprite shang rolla.
Speaker 4: Now I'm on this, I hang on, hang on, I'm
Speaker 4: in the rabbit hole with you give me a set. Yeah,
Speaker 4: the sun Kiss structure.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's nice. The Sprite Studios is good. I get
Speaker 1: it because it's where we do the PEPSI premises. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yep.
Speaker 2: What about Is there any drinks beginning with E.
Speaker 1: Headquarters but we're British? No, I need the drink I've
Speaker 1: got the word establishment. No, I need the drink that
Speaker 1: begins with A. I don't think you're listening. I really wasn't.
Speaker 1: Oh the energy drink, Energy drink, erection, although I hear
Speaker 1: they're a real killer. Thought, it wouldn't give me anything,
Speaker 1: wouldn't give me a heart on wow. Although no, that
Speaker 1: little angel thing on the b on the on the
Speaker 1: on the red Bull ads is cute, and that.
Speaker 2: The angel one would yeah.
Speaker 1: And that little frog from the ve commercials is hot,
Speaker 1: you know the frog green frog. Yeah, and the big
Speaker 1: monster for power.
Speaker 4: Well, if it's your first time listening, welcome to Is
Speaker 4: It just Me? We start every episode with it Is
Speaker 4: it just me? Each You don't tell each other what
Speaker 4: it's going to be. It's something of notice, hate or appreciate.
Speaker 1: Correct.
Speaker 4: I think you're gonna speaking of erection, you're going to
Speaker 4: get a mad Throbby for my gym today, because it's
Speaker 4: to do with something that that is your kink.
Speaker 1: Oh, you're kidding a kink of yours. Yes, that's lovely.
Speaker 1: And I'm not into ballgags anymore, so I hope you
Speaker 1: think into what ball gags. I've got enough.
Speaker 2: We need to dive back the filth.
Speaker 1: Oh you honestly, ballgag's not for it? Do you know
Speaker 1: what I learned? Now?
Speaker 2: You're gonna tell the internationals what a ballgag?
Speaker 1: You don't know that use a ballgag?
Speaker 2: It doesn't sound welcome at all.
Speaker 1: Sex harness for a bit, and I just didn't know
Speaker 1: what to do with it. I couldn't put it on.
Speaker 1: Where would you tie the harness? What do you dang that? Oh?
Speaker 1: I would never hear it. I thought you meant like
Speaker 1: a swing a type from the roof. No, but why
Speaker 1: would you?
Speaker 5: What's the harness for?
Speaker 1: Because it goes en? Well not anymore, I haven't done
Speaker 1: it in years. You put it on their shoulders and
Speaker 1: then it's like a backpack. And then if you need
Speaker 1: to hold them pick them up, you can you have
Speaker 1: something to hold because you kind of grab their arms
Speaker 1: and their skin that's very awful. Is this you dialing
Speaker 1: back the smart That'll all be cut? No, that's my
Speaker 1: new favorite thing to say. Now, well that'll be cut surely,
Speaker 1: and then it's cut or Mitchell, get that sh Well,
Speaker 1: what's your agym about? Do you want to go first? Mine?
Speaker 1: Mine is about my relationship and something that I'm doing
Speaker 1: that I think is fully ethical. But I ran it
Speaker 1: by some friends and they think that it's actually a
Speaker 1: red flag. Firs Steven relationship, beautiful beautiful Stephen on the
Speaker 1: pick Up My radio show. His nickname has become Saint Stephen. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say he's been red flag free this
Speaker 2: whole time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no, no, a red flag that I am
Speaker 1: am exhibiting that he has not noticed yet, You've noticed
Speaker 1: the red flag in him. I've got the red flag.
Speaker 2: I would believe that.
Speaker 1: Well, I just I don't think it's a red flag.
Speaker 1: I think it's a bright green flag. We'll spit it out.
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 5: I want to know?
Speaker 1: Is it just me? Should you be able to put
Speaker 1: your partner to work and pay them for the services
Speaker 1: that they provide.
Speaker 2: That's like an employee? Well, I don't see that being
Speaker 2: a problem.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 5: I agree, I need context.
Speaker 1: Okay, So I was at home and I have a
Speaker 1: whole bunch of old clothes that no longer fit me.
Speaker 1: Like I've got old five XL six XL shits, and
Speaker 1: I'm thinking, no, no, no, I'm not. I'm still a
Speaker 1: two XL Like I'm not a small boy by any means.
Speaker 1: But I have all. I have so much many clothes,
Speaker 1: and I love fashion. I love clothes. So there's a
Speaker 1: lot so i'ill like and I always go through it
Speaker 1: and I go, it's so hard to find it with
Speaker 1: all these old clothes, with new clothes. Stephen God bless him,
Speaker 1: is an angel. He's like, I love to organize things, like,
Speaker 1: let me help you organize your wardrobe, and I got
Speaker 1: a lot. See that's very me. I would do the
Speaker 1: same thing. I'd be like, let me do it.
Speaker 4: I actually can't wait for when Sean moves into my
Speaker 4: place in August, because he's gonna have to pack up
Speaker 4: his place and do a cul of shit he doesn't
Speaker 4: want to bring.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I will be there for the cult, thank you.
Speaker 2: I actually I'll be leading the charge.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It's some people's love language to offer acts of service, right,
Speaker 1: So he was like, no, I love this stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And I was like, are you sure? Are you sure?
Speaker 1: He's like, yees, yeah, you're such a sweetheart. So we
Speaker 1: did it. We had the trash bags, we had a
Speaker 1: donation pile. Then he's like, you've got some like designer
Speaker 1: pieces that I reckon you could put on a deepop
Speaker 1: or sell. He's like, let's just put a pile aside
Speaker 1: for shoes and clothes that you want to sell. So
Speaker 1: this pilelight started to mount up. We get to the
Speaker 1: end of the day and he's like, hey, I was thinking,
Speaker 1: why don't I run a deepop and I can put
Speaker 1: all these online for you and you can get on
Speaker 1: the Deepop. By the way, Deepops it's like an eBay.
Speaker 5: For clothes clothing marketplace.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like Etsy, just for closed but secondhand clothes
Speaker 1: stuff like good brands you wouldn't put like you use
Speaker 1: like you know, bonds on there. And so he wants
Speaker 1: to sell your shit on deep hop. But does he
Speaker 1: get the profits. Well, that's the thing is, I'll sell it.
Speaker 1: I'll put it all up And I'm like that's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Let me pay you. I'll pay you and I'll give
Speaker 1: you like ten percent of the And that's what I
Speaker 1: told my friend Laura, and she was like, that's horrendous.
Speaker 2: You can't that is a bit off ten percent. He
Speaker 2: should have negotiated high.
Speaker 1: He should have brought his people in. You know, he's
Speaker 1: a foot it on his own.
Speaker 2: But also that's just classic scabby cheery.
Speaker 1: It's not like I'm so I'm not ribbing him.
Speaker 4: Ten percents nothing if he's doing all the work. And
Speaker 4: I bet you wouldn't have done anything with those clothes.
Speaker 4: You probably would have thrown them out and not earn percent.
Speaker 1: No, they're still sitting in a pile. But I'm so
Speaker 1: dimply appreciative. You know what he said, Saint Stephen. He said, after, oh,
Speaker 1: why don't we put the ten percent into a date
Speaker 1: and we go on a date night together. It's going
Speaker 1: to be a cheap day. Ten percents nothing.
Speaker 2: Just how much do you reckon this shit?
Speaker 1: You'd probably get like a grand all up? Really, yeah,
Speaker 1: not of the ten percent, Jesus, but like we probably
Speaker 1: sell everything for a grand.
Speaker 4: So you've offered him fuck all money and he's prepared
Speaker 4: to use that fuck or money to benefit you in
Speaker 4: the long run by taking you wanted.
Speaker 1: To so he's not profiting at all. Angel No, no, no,
Speaker 1: But with.
Speaker 5: This also, also, you bought the clothing.
Speaker 3: I did buy the clothes, so essentially you own it. Yes,
Speaker 3: he's offering to put it on. Yes, so I kind
Speaker 3: of do get the ten percent, thank you.
Speaker 4: I just feel like ten percent is just so low.
Speaker 4: I would tell him to invoice by the hour. How
Speaker 4: long did it take you to set up the fucking shop?
Speaker 4: You name your price, Stephen, and then how long does
Speaker 4: it take you to set up the thing? Make a
Speaker 4: note of how many hours you spent on that, and
Speaker 4: then go from there.
Speaker 1: That's actually a very good point, you know what I'm
Speaker 1: gonna I also don't care if he wants fifty take
Speaker 1: fifty percent doesn't buy me. Yeah, but it's just skewing
Speaker 1: a bit pa, that's all. That's that's what I felt.
Speaker 1: I feel bad, So should I if you offer, it's
Speaker 1: very different. He did offer. But surely you put Sean.
Speaker 1: Have you ever put you on to work? No?
Speaker 4: Not in a paid sense, like if I'm if it's
Speaker 4: a Sunday and I'm editing this podcast, for example, I'll
Speaker 4: say to him, Oh, there's a dinnery in the fridgegiving
Speaker 4: cooked which mind, and so he'll make lunch.
Speaker 2: That's not really putting him to work now, it's lunch
Speaker 2: for both of us.
Speaker 1: Has he ever offered as he ever said? Oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah he does. He does that plenty. Yeah, but I
Speaker 1: wouldn't call that putting him to work. So like in
Speaker 1: my old relationship, my X would make videos for my
Speaker 1: like sometimes for the radio station with interviews, and I'd
Speaker 1: pay them a bit of money there. I think that's
Speaker 1: I think it's healthy. Yeah time, Yeah, you pay them
Speaker 1: in actual financial money.
Speaker 4: It is just something about the fact that he's doing
Speaker 4: all the work and getting rid of your shop.
Speaker 2: I know I'm getting.
Speaker 5: He really is a saint.
Speaker 1: He is a saint. Is such a sweetheart.
Speaker 2: Are you going to return the favor in.
Speaker 1: Some way and sell his clothes?
Speaker 5: I don't know, sell it without telling him.
Speaker 1: I'm not doing that.
Speaker 4: You don't want there to be some sort of power
Speaker 4: and balance where he's the PA.
Speaker 2: You need to be a PA for him.
Speaker 1: He's not. I am a PA for him. I went
Speaker 1: and brought him bagels while he was at work this
Speaker 1: week and Anchovis and' dropped them to his house. Oh
Speaker 1: that's love, man, And then brought his mother a croissant.
Speaker 2: Oh that's nice, that's nice.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: See give him a yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Identified though there was some stains in my shirt. One
Speaker 1: he was convinced was shit on a shirt. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I didn't fucked with your aim.
Speaker 1: It was almost near that the nipple. I thought he
Speaker 1: could be right on that one.
Speaker 2: More likely a Friday frog or something to one.
Speaker 1: Hundred percent has fallen in between the crease of my
Speaker 1: tit in my chairs and he goes, I'll take it
Speaker 1: home and wash it, so we've got all the stains
Speaker 1: out of all these like. He's such a I would
Speaker 1: do that too, would you see? That's what I mean,
Speaker 1: very similar in the like I see an issue, I
Speaker 1: know I can fix it, Let me just do.
Speaker 2: It, and fuck knows Van I'm going to do anything
Speaker 2: about it themselves, especially step In.
Speaker 1: You know me, it's not my domain, you know, doing
Speaker 1: things not at all? Yes, you've always said that too,
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: You can follow the show online just search a couple
Speaker 3: of mitches.
Speaker 1: If you don't, you're a tighead.
Speaker 4: Say coming up in episode two eight this Wednesday?
Speaker 1: Ahuh, not for Dn yet? No for Dan is not
Speaker 1: done The following week apparently, Yeah, don't talk about.
Speaker 2: It, but don't spoil it.
Speaker 1: No, no, you're right.
Speaker 4: But what we do have coming up on Wednesday is
Speaker 4: another TikTok school, And all I'm going to say is
Speaker 4: that it might make you a bit emotion.
Speaker 1: Fuck, you're not making his cries. You see that girl
Speaker 1: that we listened to last week that we.
Speaker 4: Had no, no, no, not that. Actually, you're right, I'm doing
Speaker 4: a lot of emotional stuff. You are close together. What
Speaker 4: does that say about my life?
Speaker 1: Well? I don't know.
Speaker 4: I just go on TikTok, find shit that makes fitsier
Speaker 4: up and go, I'm going to bring it to the
Speaker 4: podcast and make everyone else feel miserable.
Speaker 1: To my TikTok does that? It gives me? Like, I
Speaker 1: get like a couple of days worth of some sort
Speaker 1: of emotion. Like there's anger videos them as health and
Speaker 1: it's like you're gonna make it. You're going to meet
Speaker 1: your ex again, You're gonna follow in love. It's like
Speaker 1: your dead grandma's calling you. I'm like, where the fuck?
Speaker 1: What is all this bullshit?
Speaker 4: I don't actually know if this one's going to make
Speaker 4: you cry. To be honest, I just thought about it.
Speaker 1: Really, I don't.
Speaker 4: Think anyone's going to cry, but it will hit you
Speaker 4: in the fields, guarantee it.
Speaker 2: No, I think I think maybe not either. All right,
Speaker 2: we'll see, but.
Speaker 1: I'm a very emotional and unhinged, not on this podcast. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you just shut my shit. No, I don't shut your
Speaker 1: shit down. I don't some full message gym group chat.
Speaker 1: Did you see their message?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 1: It was he said, is it just me on the
Speaker 1: on the flop or something? What you've got ron? Has
Speaker 1: Chuy seemed disinterested in the podcast lately? Or is it
Speaker 1: just me? So I saw that and I said, you
Speaker 1: know what, I'll wait, I'll see if it is just
Speaker 1: you and guess what it was. So then I replied,
Speaker 1: going just you, and I got thirty thirty five likes.
Speaker 1: I done bully to listener in retrospect. But no, I
Speaker 1: haven't been disinterested.
Speaker 2: No, I know, I know.
Speaker 1: I'm very interested in the podcast that I host with.
Speaker 2: I just know you very well.
Speaker 4: And I'm not sure if this TikTok school will hit
Speaker 4: you in the fields. You might not be able to relate,
Speaker 4: but I feel Jenner will, and certainly I readiots will.
Speaker 2: Is it a cat jump into No, nothing like that.
Speaker 2: I'll get to that on Wednesday.
Speaker 1: Don't.
Speaker 2: All right, okay, Also another all staff meeting. I've had
Speaker 2: to call yeah on Wednesday.
Speaker 1: We'll get to that now. It's not that was another
Speaker 1: beautiful whistle that lash. Still can't do it that? Can
Speaker 1: you whistle at all? Yeah? I whistled. That's quite beautiful.
Speaker 5: That's a really beautiful whistle.
Speaker 2: So now why don't you say the word that and
Speaker 2: then just go on the end that.
Speaker 1: I have a bit more.
Speaker 2: Seamlessly than that. That is that it close?
Speaker 1: Anyway? Do it? Do it that?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 1: But you're not whistling in the same way.
Speaker 2: You know. You're right, it's through the front teeth.
Speaker 4: Oh that's now, who's got the list?
Speaker 1: You're right? Anyway?
Speaker 2: Yeah, another all staff meeting.
Speaker 1: It's not an intervention.
Speaker 2: No, not an intervention. I would tell you if it was.
Speaker 1: I think I actually don't know what that word means
Speaker 1: because I really throw it around, Jana.
Speaker 4: Can you google what that means? Is often afraid of
Speaker 4: me intervening.
Speaker 1: I'm afraid of anyone intervening. I got a chicken shop,
Speaker 1: but I'm like, can I get brown roll? We only
Speaker 1: have white? I'm like, is this an intervention?
Speaker 2: You say to the fucking ultra sound bitch. Is it
Speaker 2: an intervention?
Speaker 1: That's your kidney.
Speaker 5: So intervening.
Speaker 3: Invention is the act of interfering with the outcome or course,
Speaker 3: especially of a condition or process.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it checks out.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So I'm not shutting down something you're about to do.
Speaker 5: One on one coaching.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's not that's not what this is.
Speaker 2: Yes, I just need the team's input.
Speaker 1: That's Wednesday, correct, can do?
Speaker 2: Are you ready for my Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Bradley's in the corner ready.
Speaker 2: Don't forget this is one of your kinks.
Speaker 1: Wait, yep, fantastic Bradley.
Speaker 2: Hear me in make.
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 4: Why the fuck don't they have trolleys inside the shop?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? This trolley talk trolley chat. Oh, I'm
Speaker 1: with you.
Speaker 4: We went through a period on the podcast a while
Speaker 4: ago where you were bringing up trolleys a lot, and
Speaker 4: people started spamming the Facebook group with trolley picks because
Speaker 4: that was just your thing.
Speaker 2: You're obsessed with trolley.
Speaker 1: Yeah I am. I love a trolley. Well was it again?
Speaker 1: You were obsessed with the cute little ones or something.
Speaker 1: I mean, I love the advancement in trolley tech. So
Speaker 1: you've got the big trolleys which are like the big
Speaker 1: Mumma grocery shop trolleys. And then now in the Colls
Speaker 1: and the Woolies, you've got the mini quarter size trolley.
Speaker 1: And then I was reminiscing about the family trolley that
Speaker 1: had the two seats and kids in it, not the
Speaker 1: standard bucket. It was a whole contraption that was like
Speaker 1: a car on the back of a trolley, and we
Speaker 1: finally had an idiot send it into us, and I
Speaker 1: saw it at all these recently, so they're bringing them back.
Speaker 4: Well, this is more about my agem today is more
Speaker 4: about just the placement of trolleys and their availability. Because
Speaker 4: I went to a different supermarket to usual, and I
Speaker 4: just grabbed a basket out of Habit because the one
Speaker 4: I go to is like one of the mini metro things.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh, I feel so sorry for it, and they.
Speaker 4: Don't even have trolleys because they're like, we assume you're
Speaker 4: just popping in for a couple of things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're a working woman in the city.
Speaker 4: Yes, exactly me. Yeah, so I just grabbed a basket
Speaker 4: out of Habit. I was only intended to grab a
Speaker 4: few things. And then as I was wandering around the
Speaker 4: big shop. I was like, oh, there's all these fucking
Speaker 4: things that my tiny supermarket doesn't have, say, in the
Speaker 4: basket of guys.
Speaker 2: In the basket of guys. Fuck me getting a bit heavy.
Speaker 4: All of a sudden, the little shop became a medium shop,
Speaker 4: and then it was officially killing me.
Speaker 1: Yep, it was hurting.
Speaker 2: My bung's shoulder.
Speaker 4: I was like, okay, this is officially a big shop
Speaker 4: shop now, so I need to get a trolley.
Speaker 1: Oh and you were already inside. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I swear to fuck they used to have them inside
Speaker 4: as well as like after you've gone through the automatic
Speaker 4: gates that open and let you in, I swear that
Speaker 4: you used to.
Speaker 5: Have trolley inside either side. Yeah, there was the different
Speaker 5: ones on either side.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Kmart used to have them inside too. They used to
Speaker 1: inside trolleys. Yeah.
Speaker 4: And I'm like, well, now what the fuck do I do?
Speaker 4: I can't keep walking around like this because I'm only
Speaker 4: halfway through the shop. Yeah, it's officially a big shop.
Speaker 4: Insane that day.
Speaker 1: You know, what they need to have them like in
Speaker 1: the What they should do is build them on the
Speaker 1: end of the aisles. Imagine that, because the aisles are
Speaker 1: a waste of space, just put them on the inside
Speaker 1: of the aiss like a bowling ball conveyor belt, you
Speaker 1: know how they go under the call and come back
Speaker 1: up that trolley. Great trolley tech needs to be advanced,
Speaker 1: tod because you've got that poor trolley man who's always
Speaker 1: sweaty and very stressed and always has one air potty
Speaker 1: and I go, where's the other one? And he always
Speaker 1: is coming up from that updoor upstairs car park coming down. Like,
Speaker 1: build some tech around trolleys, I think.
Speaker 4: Or just put them inside, perhaps because I had to, Like,
Speaker 4: I don't know why I had to find a hiding
Speaker 4: spot for my basket.
Speaker 1: Is it just me on the fly?
Speaker 4: Why does it feel like, even though you've not yet
Speaker 4: paid for your groceries, they're not yours that if you
Speaker 4: leave them unattended that someone might steal them.
Speaker 2: They're not stealing because they're not your.
Speaker 1: No. Well, I used to work at Cole's and we
Speaker 1: used to have I'm like what we call it, Oh,
Speaker 1: I don't remember, it's been that long, but there was
Speaker 1: a we just someone's role was to walk around find
Speaker 1: the baskets and trolleys that were left, and you just walk.
Speaker 1: It was the best job.
Speaker 2: Because people would just abandon them with shit in them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, people'd abandon them, But then you'd have that one
Speaker 1: woman to come back and who'd say like, hey, sorry,
Speaker 1: I left my wallet in my car. Where's my trolley?
Speaker 1: And you'd be like, Benice, I've just put back all
Speaker 1: of your grapes. That's what I was worried about.
Speaker 4: So I was like, hiding my basket in the bakery.
Speaker 4: Why did you put it just like under one of
Speaker 4: those tables that has all the mudcakes and shit. And
Speaker 4: I was like looking so sas being like.
Speaker 2: If anyone watching me do this?
Speaker 1: Looking over, I hid.
Speaker 4: The basket sprinted out and then the security was like
Speaker 4: excuse make and I like it looked like I was
Speaker 4: in a rushing time to leave, and I think I
Speaker 4: might have my hands in my pocket, so it looked
Speaker 4: like I was shoplifted us. And I was like, no, Matt,
Speaker 4: I'm just getting a trolley. I swear to God, I'm
Speaker 4: not shoplifting at all. And then went back in there
Speaker 4: and oh it was a breeze. The rest of the
Speaker 4: shop had a great time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can imagine.
Speaker 4: I love those ones that are slightly raised, the trolleys
Speaker 4: that aren't as deep.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I know what you mean. Yeah, I love
Speaker 1: a plastic trolley. The new woolies have the green plastic
Speaker 1: and it's so nah. They start to flake off the
Speaker 1: green bits, do they. Yeah. Some even have room for
Speaker 1: an iPhone, a coffee and a map of the aisles, yes,
Speaker 1: spread of three yeah really yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: that's actually amazing. The future is here. I want a
Speaker 1: bell on mine to be like, fuck off, Nancy, get
Speaker 1: out of the way. I want to get my Chabonne
Speaker 1: protein yoga.
Speaker 4: That's actually the worst thing about going to a different supermarket,
Speaker 4: which I did because I was like in another suburb
Speaker 4: and I.
Speaker 2: Was like, oh, do my shop while I'm here.
Speaker 4: Everything's in different spots, and that's why I decided to
Speaker 4: do a big shop, because I was like, I've got
Speaker 4: a list, but I can't be fucked trying to aimlessly
Speaker 4: wander and it's going to go to every single aisle
Speaker 4: and pick things up as I need them. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The planners of grocery stores that there's a lot to
Speaker 1: be studied in the Mathema. All. You know, there's an
Speaker 1: inquest at the moment going on into the yellow ticketing
Speaker 1: and coals and woolies. Don't quote me on this. It's
Speaker 1: something like this. They put the you know, the yellow ticket.
Speaker 1: You see it, you get too as a special, and
Speaker 1: it's not actually on special.
Speaker 2: You lift the ticket and it's the same price or
Speaker 2: it's like four cents different.
Speaker 5: No, it's like, oh lowest prices and you it's the
Speaker 5: exact same price.
Speaker 1: The big department stores have a lot to answer for. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're all pigs, especially the Mini. When I go to
Speaker 1: everything's jacked up. Yeah, it's so bad, isn't it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like petrol too.
Speaker 2: I'm still using that old lady nanatrolley that you got.
Speaker 1: Ask what a good gift?
Speaker 2: It actually gets fantastic?
Speaker 1: Do you seriously use it? Yeah? With pride? Really?
Speaker 4: Yeah, because if I get like two bags worth a shit, right, Yeah,
Speaker 4: I don't want to carry them both in This is
Speaker 4: another Is it just me on the fly? I don't
Speaker 4: want to carry two bags one in each hand because
Speaker 4: for some reason annoys me when.
Speaker 2: One is slightly heavier than the other. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I try to make them evenly distribut of, but I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh no, that's annoying me. So in the basket and
Speaker 1: ask it the trolley thing, Well, I got you that,
Speaker 1: And then Jenna I got you Sylvia the Fish, Yes,
Speaker 1: which people are asking about.
Speaker 2: On the face that wasn't the same year.
Speaker 1: But anyway, what's the only time I've ever got new gifts?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Yeah, emotional.
Speaker 1: When did she die?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: She did? Did she hid it from us? Remember me?
Speaker 4: We had to ask, and she'd been dead for quite
Speaker 4: some time. When we asked, she didn't tell us that
Speaker 4: it happened.
Speaker 5: No, it was very sad, and I did a burial
Speaker 5: and everything, and you didn't even do that.
Speaker 1: Did you bury it? You lived in an apartment in.
Speaker 5: My parents' backyard, and I put her in a little
Speaker 5: Pandora bot.
Speaker 1: Hang on, I need to unpack this, so the Pandora box.
Speaker 4: No, No, no, the whole incident. So wait, Sylvia the
Speaker 4: Fish lived with you in your apartment. Yes, and upon
Speaker 4: her demise, you buried her in your parents' backyard, which means,
Speaker 4: as somebodyh doesn't drive, you have to take a dead
Speaker 4: fish on public transport.
Speaker 1: Yes, how you transport the remains?
Speaker 3: No, because first of all, I had to take a
Speaker 3: sample of her fish water. She wasn't looking well, so
Speaker 3: I had to take that to the pet bar near
Speaker 3: my parents' house.
Speaker 2: I thought you were going to say the v and
Speaker 2: I'm like, it's a fish.
Speaker 3: We got it tested and the water was fine, really,
Speaker 3: but she just was suffering, poor little bit.
Speaker 1: And they said that, they said this water she suffered.
Speaker 1: They could tell No, they said, no, there's nothing wrong
Speaker 1: with it.
Speaker 2: So the water isn't causing she's So.
Speaker 1: I saw the saddest thing, a TikTok that said, think
Speaker 1: about it. You never know if your dog or cat
Speaker 1: or bird has a headache or a tummy ache because
Speaker 1: they can't tell you. Isn't that so sad? I think
Speaker 1: Isabella could have a crippling headache or could be having
Speaker 1: a cat's eety attack and can't tell her.
Speaker 4: Mind, I can absolutely tell when she's having a catsiety attack.
Speaker 4: She makes, Yeah, she goes a little skittish, But what.
Speaker 1: About a headache or a tummy ache or even like
Speaker 1: hemorrhoids for God's sake, like we can, God give me
Speaker 1: a pandandole hug me. But dogs especially just have to
Speaker 1: kind of go, well, come.
Speaker 4: I suppose you wouldn't know if they have a headache.
Speaker 4: But she just fucking sleeps all days, so surely she
Speaker 4: just sleeps off and if she's got a tummy ache,
Speaker 4: she would just yack on the carpet as usual.
Speaker 1: Realty in place, Isabella really tells you and I, Yeah,
Speaker 1: would you ever bring Isabella in a trolley? Because people
Speaker 1: in buddings do it all the time.
Speaker 2: Well, I've got a pram for her.
Speaker 5: What, Yeah, I want to get and pram.
Speaker 1: She loves such you walk her.
Speaker 4: Well, I don't just take her for a walk because
Speaker 4: she wouldn't be walking, she'd be sitting in the pram.
Speaker 4: But if I'm dropping her at a father's because I'm
Speaker 4: going away, I'll use the trolley to walk down.
Speaker 2: And she loves it.
Speaker 4: She sleeps in the trolley whenever Shwan's over because normally
Speaker 4: that's her side of the bed, isn't it. Oh and
Speaker 4: so now whenever he comes over, she sleeps in the
Speaker 4: same room as us in the pram.
Speaker 2: It's quite cute.
Speaker 1: How many nights a week does he sleep to stay
Speaker 1: over my two or three?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Cute weekends?
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was there. He was at my place last night.
Speaker 1: My god, what's snoring?
Speaker 2: We have traded lives?
Speaker 1: Why?
Speaker 4: Because you know how I've been bitching moaning about not
Speaker 4: being able to sleep. Well, I'm on the mellowtonins.
Speaker 1: So they're working yeah, good too.
Speaker 4: Well, oh, because I thought they would kind of like
Speaker 4: a sleeping pill. You take it if you need it,
Speaker 4: and then you're out like a light. My gps like, no, no,
Speaker 4: you got to take it the same time every night
Speaker 4: for two weeks and then you'll feel the effects. It
Speaker 4: just kind of resets your rhythm or whatever. And now
Speaker 4: I take it at nine thirty every night and by
Speaker 4: ten thirty I need to go to fucking bed. And
Speaker 4: so I'm the one going home early as fuck being
Speaker 4: a party for and he's the one rocking up at
Speaker 4: two am drunkards.
Speaker 1: Fuck, we've switcheds He's going out yeah.
Speaker 2: More than me.
Speaker 1: Good on here.
Speaker 2: We went out to a comedy night last night. He
Speaker 2: got hammered.
Speaker 1: Did he play hard?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 1: It's so bizarre that we've traded life. You have, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm the sensible one. Is it turning you off him?
Speaker 1: And you're going, I don't want a party boy?
Speaker 7: Now?
Speaker 2: I find it fascinating?
Speaker 1: So fine? Is it hot? It actually is a little bit.
Speaker 1: I'm like, look at you letting your head down? Yeay?
Speaker 1: Did I tell you what happened on the weekend?
Speaker 4: I don't think I have, actually, so my sister and
Speaker 4: I went back to bog and Gate for the fucking
Speaker 4: funeral I tell you about, Yeah, And we came back
Speaker 4: on Saturday morning. I said to her, Hey, since you've
Speaker 4: since it's mummy's weekend off, why don't you spend one
Speaker 4: more night away from your husband and kids. Stay with
Speaker 4: me and Sydney. I'll take your gay club. And so
Speaker 4: I took the cold and see a drag show at Stonewall.
Speaker 4: Fucking loved it, first time ever going Yeah, she was
Speaker 4: having a great time.
Speaker 5: I love that.
Speaker 4: And then she stayed in my place. I went home
Speaker 4: early because of the melotonin, so Nicole and I left.
Speaker 4: Sean stayed out and I said to him, don't buzz
Speaker 4: the apartment because you'll wakeing Nicole up. Just call me instead, wow,
Speaker 4: and I'll let you in. For whatever reason, I cannot
Speaker 4: figure it out. My phone didn't make any noise, even
Speaker 4: though he's an emergency push through. I had dinner, a
Speaker 4: serb turned off. I had it off silent football. I
Speaker 4: don't know why it wasn't working.
Speaker 1: It just happened before, hasn't it only with Sean?
Speaker 4: I don't know why, And so poor bastard ended up
Speaker 4: buzzing the apartment, waking Nicola up, but she's never used
Speaker 4: one of the apartment buzz the things. She didn't know
Speaker 4: how to let him in front, so she's looking at
Speaker 4: him all distressed on the camera.
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, was it two am?
Speaker 1: Oh no?
Speaker 4: And then she comes in to wake me up because
Speaker 4: he'd been down there for fifteen minutes trying to call me.
Speaker 4: She came to wake me up to be like, how
Speaker 4: the fuck do I open the apartment? Saw my phone
Speaker 4: ringing because Sean was calling again, and she vouches it
Speaker 4: wasn't making any noise, so I didn't sleep through it, so.
Speaker 1: She answered it.
Speaker 4: She let him up, and I've figured out a solution
Speaker 4: so this doesn't happen again. I've given him access to
Speaker 4: my Alexa. Oh, he can just go on his phone
Speaker 4: app and play anything through my Alexa up right next
Speaker 4: to me in bed, and he can put the volume
Speaker 4: up football, so he said, next time, I sleep through
Speaker 4: the fucking alarm, Oh, sleep through his phone calls whatever.
Speaker 2: He's just going to play the Doctor Who themed football.
Speaker 1: Oh. Oh, that's such a shorn thing to do.
Speaker 4: I know, right, I try to sleep through this fucking Alexis.
Speaker 4: Don't pack a punch a.
Speaker 1: Little, Yeah, got cha. Yeah, I'm so glad you sister
Speaker 1: had a good time at Stoneware.
Speaker 2: Yeah she did.
Speaker 1: What time did you get home with her? Well? We
Speaker 1: probably left it like eleven iShine early.
Speaker 4: And it wasn't even her shutting it down that I
Speaker 4: thought it would be, But it was me on the
Speaker 4: fucking Melowtona.
Speaker 1: So Sean stayed out. Yeah wow?
Speaker 2: Is it just me on the fly?
Speaker 4: Is it weird or convenient that we can stalk each
Speaker 4: other on Fire my Friends? I was at home tracking
Speaker 4: him in nap still at palms, Nicknam.
Speaker 1: I think you can. I think I think it's fine,
Speaker 1: especially in like a long term relationship with Yeah, you
Speaker 1: guys are it's totally fine?
Speaker 2: Would you let me add you and Fire my Friends?
Speaker 1: Yes? I had you for months and then you removed yourself. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because you went reciprocating and I thought that was oh no,
Speaker 1: power and balance. I didn't know how it works. You
Speaker 1: can have it if you are okay. That wouldn't be handed.
Speaker 4: I just say having the conversation of like, oh, how
Speaker 4: far off are you do have time for a shower
Speaker 4: before you ve I'd just look on the map and go, oh,
Speaker 4: I've got apes of time.
Speaker 7: You know what?
Speaker 1: You can do. You can tap and go notify find
Speaker 1: me when this person gets within a five kilometer radius.
Speaker 4: Yeah no, I did that when I was giving general
Speaker 4: lift to work every morning. She still gets certifications every
Speaker 4: time I go to Maccory.
Speaker 1: P five kilometers from here. He's near me. Most piety
Speaker 1: senses tingling. Well, I had it Stephen from when he
Speaker 1: was in Orange and living in rural New South Wales
Speaker 1: on his own. So I was like, I don't wanthim
Speaker 1: to get killed.
Speaker 2: So how is looking at him on a map going
Speaker 2: to prevent him being killed?
Speaker 1: Well, in case I couldn't get onto him, right, if
Speaker 1: I couldn't, he didn't hear from him for a couple
Speaker 1: of days. Case he's been kidnapped, well yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: emphasis on kid we'll napped. We'll just adult napped for
Speaker 1: grown adult napped.
Speaker 2: I would do they call it kidnapping if there's no
Speaker 2: infants involved.
Speaker 1: Actually adults get kidnapped. Yeah, no, yeah, that's what you'd say.
Speaker 5: It's a kidnapping.
Speaker 1: Name a famous kidnapping even try?
Speaker 5: Why don't you name one?
Speaker 1: No, I don't want to.
Speaker 2: How the fuck did we get here from trolley chap?
Speaker 1: That is it?
Speaker 3: Just me?
Speaker 1: Everyone Is it just me? That's enough of these two. Look, now,
Speaker 1: let's hear and is it just you? All right? You've
Speaker 1: heard our waffle. Now let's let you waffle on your
Speaker 1: own if you like?
Speaker 6: And is it just you?
Speaker 1: If you've noticed something, or you hate something, or you
Speaker 1: want to appreciate something, will let you the idiots of
Speaker 1: this show heaven? Is it just you? Of your own?
Speaker 1: We call them? Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Correct? And we bribe you to do so.
Speaker 4: Pride Keeper Jenna, we'll send you something if you hear
Speaker 4: yourself on the show. I'm sure you just hit her
Speaker 4: up at a couple of miches, correct to claim your prize.
Speaker 4: That's also where you can hit this up. If you
Speaker 4: just want to let us know that you're keen to
Speaker 4: come on the show, you can either d MS or
Speaker 4: send us a text.
Speaker 1: What's the number again? Oh for till nine? A two
Speaker 1: zero two nine perfect? Don't forget. The prize at the
Speaker 1: moment is a limited edition totally tote bag.
Speaker 4: I haven't seen any photos of people in the group
Speaker 4: being like, I got my type bag.
Speaker 2: Have you been sending him out, Jenna?
Speaker 3: No, they haven't been sent yet, Genevieve, why not? There's
Speaker 3: that and also I'm trying to find good like bigger
Speaker 3: envelopes for them.
Speaker 1: Oh to bag. They're totally going to be a fine. Well,
Speaker 1: let's go to the Sunny Coast today where we're meeting Peter.
Speaker 1: I think it's a female Peter the way it's spilt
Speaker 1: p e t A. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think, yeah, I would assume Sunny Coast.
Speaker 1: She's like, good, ah, hello, hello Peter, Jenna. Hi, what
Speaker 1: are you up to? Darlin? You're at work?
Speaker 6: I am at work. I'm just on my lunch break.
Speaker 1: Oh what do you do?
Speaker 6: I work in childcare?
Speaker 1: Oh good, sorry to hear that. Oh you make the
Speaker 1: world go round. Well, we don't want to hold you up.
Speaker 1: You're on your lunch break. Did you eat? What'd you have?
Speaker 6: I just had a ham and cheese sandwich, real fancy.
Speaker 1: My sister's a childcare worker, and she says the cafeteria
Speaker 1: worker at her clinic gives them more food that they like.
Speaker 1: The kids don't eat like the leftover sandwiches and bolgnaze.
Speaker 1: Do you get all that? Yeah?
Speaker 6: So I'm Celiac. So I miss out on a lot
Speaker 6: of the lunches, but when it is when it is
Speaker 6: gluten free, I take every opportunity and Today's a pesto pasta,
Speaker 6: which felt really good. But I just stuck to my.
Speaker 2: Never had this shit When I went to pret no did?
Speaker 1: I had aeroplane jelly and Magie too, the doodles. I
Speaker 1: like you to get a grape.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just feast on play though.
Speaker 1: All right, Paula, let's get you on. Peter Peters, the
Speaker 1: Bradley's going to count you in then hit us with you.
Speaker 6: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: Is it just me?
Speaker 6: Is saving someone's life like a bit of a heroic moment?
Speaker 1: Oh my imagine? I was like, no, no, not grow up.
Speaker 6: Well, I heard you guys talking the other day and
Speaker 6: it made me think about when my little cousin, she
Speaker 6: was probably about two and fully like, was choking on
Speaker 6: a cracker and I had Yeah, it was It was crazy.
Speaker 6: It was so scary. I had just done my CPR
Speaker 6: course and everything, so it was like fresh in my brain.
Speaker 2: Well thank fuck for that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, I know.
Speaker 6: I feel like if I wasn't super prepared, it could
Speaker 6: have gone very differently because everyone else was just standing
Speaker 6: around like shuock freaking out.
Speaker 4: I feel like I would be too if there was
Speaker 4: a choking child. I wouldn't know what to bloody do.
Speaker 4: I'd be looking around, going someone deal with this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was.
Speaker 6: It was a bit like that. Everyone was just kind
Speaker 6: of looking at each other, and I just grabbed her
Speaker 6: too over my knee and gave her a few wax
Speaker 6: on the back and then she was fine. I am
Speaker 6: a bit sure it was fine, but fine.
Speaker 2: Do you think she would have been young enough that
Speaker 2: surely she'd forget that? How about is she now?
Speaker 6: She's four now and she doesn't bring it up?
Speaker 1: She's fine. I was thrown into a ceiling fan by
Speaker 1: my parpart at eight months old, and I don't remember.
Speaker 4: When she gets old enough, Peter, that it won't be
Speaker 4: traumatizing to bring up. You should absolutely use that against that,
Speaker 4: like you'd.
Speaker 1: Be dead if not for me, mate. I wait, what's
Speaker 1: baby CPR? Is it different to adult CPR?
Speaker 6: Well, with like the heid like maneuver and all that
Speaker 6: sort of stuff, Like with little ones you throw them
Speaker 6: over your leg or like through the chest compression is
Speaker 6: like kind of on your leg, whereas with an adult
Speaker 6: you don't kick them upside down or anything like that.
Speaker 4: You are you up to date with your first date?
Speaker 4: And I'm assuming because I want to test if I
Speaker 4: remember mine. Yeah, I am okay, the mind's out of date,
Speaker 4: but I'm going to see if I can remember. It's
Speaker 4: like doctors ABCD right. Yeah, so it's D which is danger, yeah,
Speaker 4: which is like whoa, whoa? Is it safe to perform CPI?
Speaker 4: Is there anything happening around me? Is there a car
Speaker 4: about to hit this?
Speaker 2: R is four?
Speaker 1: Fuck?
Speaker 2: Rub response response yeap, kick them and go you're.
Speaker 6: Right mane yeah yeah. Can you hear me? Are you breathing?
Speaker 2: S send for help?
Speaker 6: Yep.
Speaker 4: I check their airways, like, open up their mouth, see
Speaker 4: if there's anything in the throat or whatever.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 2: What them up to be be?
Speaker 4: Is that the breath in the mouth when you do
Speaker 4: the mouth to mouth, I think so yeah, And then
Speaker 4: see you compressions?
Speaker 1: Yeah fuck yeah, Oh my god, you're going to be
Speaker 1: a great dad, Peter. I'm glad. Peter know she's a
Speaker 1: childcare worker, so if she did, I'd be like, this
Speaker 1: is a surprise test from the committee of When I.
Speaker 4: Did my first day, they told us that for adults,
Speaker 4: if you're doing the compressions like on the chest, fucking
Speaker 4: give them a red hot wag, don't be afraid to
Speaker 4: crack their ribs, and I was.
Speaker 1: Like, I can never do that.
Speaker 5: Staying alive.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right. When do you breathe.
Speaker 2: After every thirty seconds?
Speaker 6: Real thing like that dirty compressions. They do say though,
Speaker 6: that if like it's a stranger that you don't want
Speaker 6: to get that close with, or they've thrown up whatever,
Speaker 6: you don't have to do the breast.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've heard putting less importance on that really yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's more just keeping the heart pumping.
Speaker 6: Is it exactly right?
Speaker 4: And then I think they told us that for babies,
Speaker 4: you don't use your whole wrists to do the compressions.
Speaker 1: You use your fingers. That's sweet.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: My auntie had a rabbit that once fell into the
Speaker 1: pool and she pulled it out and what gave it
Speaker 1: mouth to mouth to bring it back to life, but
Speaker 1: she accidentally blew its lungs up and killed it.
Speaker 6: God again with the death story.
Speaker 2: More animal cruelty.
Speaker 1: Thanks for coming on, pet Up.
Speaker 2: We're glad that you saved the life.
Speaker 1: So you can take that story of mine and you
Speaker 1: can tell the kids will go down a trip.
Speaker 2: Make sure you d m Jenna on our Instagram and
Speaker 2: just send your address and.
Speaker 6: Whatever ye absolutely, I will thank you, lie.
Speaker 1: Our hero to our idiots, saving lives one cracker at
Speaker 1: a time. My sister Becky is having a baby, and
Speaker 1: she's insisting that all of the family have to learn
Speaker 1: baby CPR.
Speaker 4: Well, I just taught your mate. Yeah, I know, you've
Speaker 4: just saved doctors. The more you know, maybe I could
Speaker 4: save a child. I wouldn't panic if there was someone
Speaker 4: choking the baby cracker.
Speaker 1: I don't think i'd panic. I've been in a situation
Speaker 1: where something has happened, like an emergency, and I feel
Speaker 1: I'm actually surprisingly calm in those moments. Did you know this?
Speaker 4: When you've got first aid training, if you see someone
Speaker 4: in danger and potentially do need CPR, you're like legally
Speaker 4: not supposed.
Speaker 2: To just ignore it.
Speaker 4: Like if the police find out that you spotted it
Speaker 4: and just walked away, you're in trouble. And also, if
Speaker 4: you perform CPR, you're not allowed to just go, oh
Speaker 4: well and leave them there. You have to wait for
Speaker 4: the cops and ambulance to turn up. Legally, Jesus, that's well.
Speaker 1: I can.
Speaker 2: Mine's out a day now, so I think I'm fine.
Speaker 2: I'm in the clear. I could ditch anyone I had.
Speaker 1: A school teacher that had a she'd wear you know
Speaker 1: how school teachers wear their keys around their MiG And
Speaker 1: she also had a little pat on it. It looked
Speaker 1: like there's a little listtery in freshprint for fresh breath tabs.
Speaker 1: And I said, you know, miss miss x y Z,
Speaker 1: what is that? And she said, it's a CPR mask
Speaker 1: in case one of your little fuckers ever chokes and
Speaker 1: I have to give you mouth to mouth. And it's
Speaker 1: a little plastic sheet that goes around the mouth with
Speaker 1: little perforated holes so she doesn't have to get our germs,
Speaker 1: but she can still give us mouth to mouth.
Speaker 2: You're still getting their breath, aren't you.
Speaker 1: Well they're not they I suppose. Well that's what you
Speaker 1: check in the A for ABC.
Speaker 2: Yeah, doctors ABBC.
Speaker 1: All right, well listen to what a great episode it's been.
Speaker 2: Yeah, time flies and you have having fun.
Speaker 1: We should go. Thanks for listening everyone. If you've got
Speaker 1: an is it just me of your own or listen.
Speaker 1: We just want the great stories. If you've got a
Speaker 1: story that you think Mitch and I would love.
Speaker 2: We actually got quite a few texts about near death experiences.
Speaker 2: I'd like to get some of them on next week term.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, we'll just DMS or message send us.
Speaker 4: And also we got a question about whether we can
Speaker 4: do international calls with the time zones and stuff.
Speaker 2: Sure, you might have to get up in the middle
Speaker 2: of the bloody arn't sure we hear that's on you.
Speaker 1: I guess yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah no. In the Mountain
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Speaker 1: capacity to benefit off the radio station far and so
Speaker 1: we don't pay for the national phone called kiss f
Speaker 1: that's so fun.
Speaker 2: Well, we can try and work around it, make it
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Speaker 1: We had that call from New York that that gorgeous
Speaker 1: listener from New York a couple weeks ago. Yeah, all right,
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Speaker 1: Yeah, they edited their review.
Speaker 5: You can do that, yeah, apparently, So what did they say?
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Speaker 1: Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast.
Speaker 2: Welcome to add brief our secret segment on the end,
Speaker 2: we pretend the show's over, but it's not.
Speaker 1: No, It's definitely not no. It's actually just begun. Really yeah.
Speaker 2: Actually I don't know what it was that actually just
Speaker 2: flew by. I don't think we have just begun.
Speaker 1: Because we're having fun. For one. You know, there's all
Speaker 1: this big dig energy around the iHeartRadio tower at the
Speaker 1: moment because everyone we're in this news studio and there's
Speaker 1: a whole bunch of iHeartRadio podcasts that want to use
Speaker 1: this recording space. And I think it hit me this
Speaker 1: week that we are a heritage show. We need to
Speaker 1: throw our weight around. We've been in We've been doing
Speaker 1: this for five years. All these new tiktoks, like listen
Speaker 1: to my new podcast. We discussed the wacky things are happening.
Speaker 1: My wife shut up. We're old school. See. It's it's
Speaker 1: the ego in things like that that they're worried about
Speaker 1: who's worried about the people that are trying to banish
Speaker 1: us and make it harder for us to use this year.
Speaker 1: People don't want to.
Speaker 4: They're trying to put us back in our box because
Speaker 4: they think that we think we're entitled, but we're not,
Speaker 4: and we don't.
Speaker 5: No, they just police.
Speaker 1: It's a comedy podcast.
Speaker 2: Anyway. When am I coming on Two Girls, Three Cats?
Speaker 5: Oh, that's a good question.
Speaker 1: I don't know yet, that's all right. The day that
Speaker 1: you go on on Two Girls, Three Cats is the
Speaker 1: day that Jenney can come on the pick up? Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: well you go on Jennis and Jenna can go.
Speaker 2: I was rejected from the pick up.
Speaker 1: Why should go on to work for it? She was
Speaker 1: rejected from the pick up, no fault. We have a
Speaker 1: new EP now without that's doubt. We have a new
Speaker 1: EP though now, so you have to picture the right
Speaker 1: figure would have been. We have a new EP now though.
Speaker 1: We have a new EP now though, we have a
Speaker 1: new EP though now or however we have a new EP. Yes, good,
Speaker 1: we have a new EP. She's amazing, producer Grace listener
Speaker 1: to the show We Love You. She's an idiot, She's
Speaker 1: in the page in the group Secretphae.
Speaker 4: She's actually she goes back further than being an idiot.
Speaker 4: She was on my old podcasts not My Cup she and.
Speaker 1: Mitchell do you remember this? We were on her podcast? Yeah,
Speaker 1: project you cast with Nick Kell.
Speaker 2: Think about Katie Fairry.
Speaker 1: No, we brought the game, the hit game Katie Perry.
Speaker 2: Or Ferry Perry or Ferry.
Speaker 1: We played audio grabs of Katie Perry. Can we put
Speaker 1: that in here? It's actually some of our best.
Speaker 2: To dig through it, and it was it was some
Speaker 2: of our best. Wasn't even on our pot.
Speaker 1: Just play a fu Yeah, that hilarious. Katy Perry or
Speaker 1: I think that's a fairy? What are you looking in, Nick?
Speaker 1: It's tough. Maybe I'm gonna go Perry for this one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: lock it in. I'll lock in Perry, alright, incorrect, Grace
Speaker 1: one zero, leg Grace, well done. That is the Queen
Speaker 1: Albanari of Montreal. Let's you grab number two. Katie Perry
Speaker 1: or a fairy? I think that's Katie Perry. Okay, what
Speaker 1: about you, Nick?
Speaker 2: I think that's a lighter form of fairy.
Speaker 1: Interesting, all right, once again, Grace guard correct.
Speaker 2: Nick zero.
Speaker 1: This is a song that was from the vocal it shine.
Speaker 5: This is brilliant, by the way I can hear, can
Speaker 5: go that fairy one?
Speaker 4: Ready?
Speaker 2: So this is.
Speaker 1: It Shine, Here we go. This is the final one.
Speaker 1: Katie Perry or if they're saying the beers a far.
Speaker 5: Perry, that's clearly Perry.
Speaker 1: Interesting.
Speaker 2: That's got to be from her super Bowl performance.
Speaker 1: I think it is. Yeah, hold on one more time.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go Faery for that one.
Speaker 4: Frankly, Grace, you're going Perry, Yes, okay, here we go.
Speaker 1: That means Nick is correct, and you're now tired awkward correct,
Speaker 1: because that is the Montreal that's the Montreal Empress Gabby.
Speaker 1: I don't know where Gabby comes from, but regal names
Speaker 1: and then that ship's called fucking Empress Gabby. See, I
Speaker 1: stand by that. That is very good. I thought of
Speaker 1: that and I was like, absolutely so dumb and so stupid.
Speaker 1: I had to find archipellas Katie Perry and like make
Speaker 1: it sound like a fairy. Yeah, so dumb. That's how
Speaker 1: my brain works. I think of the name first and
Speaker 1: then I make that we go from there. From there
Speaker 1: on the on the Night Show, we're giving away Billy
Speaker 1: Eilish tickets and we're calling it Billy Laish And.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you mentioned that I do don't understand.
Speaker 1: Well, I've just got three lies of three truths about
Speaker 1: Billy Eilish. She've got to tell me what the lie is, right.
Speaker 2: Okay, to prove that you're a fan? Yeah, okay, Oh
Speaker 2: that's good.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And one that I guess the fan who won
Speaker 1: googled the antswer live on air and it was a
Speaker 1: whole thing. How did you know? Could you hear the typing?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: And I said, because the question was you'll get this Mitch,
Speaker 1: Billie Eilish is the same height as Lady Gaga at
Speaker 1: five foot one. Oh bullshit, correct, But she went, she's
Speaker 1: famously five ft two. That's why we did. Producer Grace wrote,
Speaker 1: she's a fan yom. She went, No, Gaga's one hundred
Speaker 1: and sixty two centimeters and I said, how do you know? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the way too, I've googled it.
Speaker 3: Ha, why would you admit it?
Speaker 1: And we were so then we buzzed out to Grace
Speaker 1: and we were like, his is allowed and teas and
Speaker 1: sea she did she? You know, she did do it? No,
Speaker 1: she did win. Oh, why isn't that in the t's
Speaker 1: and it should be.
Speaker 2: If you're going to go the inside, be subtle about it.
Speaker 1: Lie about it. There's no way that I can just
Speaker 1: say no. I'm a big Gaga fan, I'm a Monsters
Speaker 1: up and I'm also really good at maths. I converted
Speaker 1: it totally. I believe that I'm an idiot.
Speaker 2: Speaking of coming up with names, what do you reckon
Speaker 2: we should do for our next edition of.
Speaker 1: I mean, will it ever get boring?
Speaker 2: Will it smoke?
Speaker 1: Pop some random shit in a bong and see if
Speaker 1: we get that could work? That could also kill us? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're right.
Speaker 4: If I put something poison, it's in there, and that's
Speaker 4: the gag. That's how we end the series.
Speaker 1: I'm murdy.
Speaker 5: I think that's quite funny.
Speaker 1: What if it's like will it help? And people just
Speaker 1: call through and I give them advice on the deep issues?
Speaker 1: Will it help? Omitch, I've lost my child, go looking
Speaker 1: for them? Hope it helps? Did that help? I have
Speaker 1: to come back the next week. I mean, I'm definitely
Speaker 1: allerge it to walnuts. Maybe micro DoSM Will it help?
Speaker 1: Who knows? I'm not a doctor? Will it fit? No?
Speaker 1: What do you mean? You just try an odd fitting
Speaker 1: clothes that's boring for a podcast. Yeah, one gets Stephen
Speaker 1: to sort through it all.
Speaker 2: Of course you will. Does he still have a single bed?
Speaker 1: King single? Okay?
Speaker 5: Still single?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: You know who else has a king single? My grandmother?
Speaker 1: Well that's not funny. I wasn't making a joke. I
Speaker 1: was a stating effect. Well, they both could not be
Speaker 1: further from the starter or end of their lives.
Speaker 2: Well, that's the thing.
Speaker 1: It's usually something that a child or an old per
Speaker 1: He's not a child. He's twenty two in a month.
Speaker 1: I agree, That's why I'm saying you need a joke. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well his parents listen to this podcast.
Speaker 2: Hey, when's his birthday, mister and missus Stevens twenty seventh
Speaker 2: of June. Oh, that's soon. Get him a fucking double bed.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll go for a queen bed that.
Speaker 1: My parents got me a double bed.
Speaker 4: I went my whole bloody childhood and high school years
Speaker 4: without a double bed, and then my eighteenth birthday they
Speaker 4: got me a double bed. Six months later I moved
Speaker 4: to Sydney. Oh and I lived in a single bed
Speaker 4: at like a student accommodation.
Speaker 1: Did you you didn't take it with you?
Speaker 2: You can't you can't take a double bed to your dorm.
Speaker 1: No, that's true. It's such a good feeling when you
Speaker 1: get your first big bed. Yeah it was.
Speaker 2: It was actually very strange to get used to it.
Speaker 1: I got a new king bed when I moved out
Speaker 1: of my old house king bed. It's really big. But yeah,
Speaker 1: speaking of your old.
Speaker 4: House, and speaking of your trolley fetish, what have happened
Speaker 4: to that custom trolley we got you because remember your birthday,
Speaker 4: I got you the dot Wigans sketch. We also got
Speaker 4: a trolley with the igym logo on it because you're
Speaker 4: obsessed with trolleys.
Speaker 1: I actually think my ex got that in the splitting
Speaker 1: of assets in the divorce.
Speaker 2: What what business does he have with and is it
Speaker 2: just me trolley?
Speaker 1: Oh? He was just together.
Speaker 5: So a lot of time on that trolley we did.
Speaker 2: Did we get it again?
Speaker 1: I think I went and picked it up off marketplace.
Speaker 5: I found it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I couldn't get there and it was carvet in
Speaker 1: cobwebs when I picked it up off marketplace? Really yes?
Speaker 2: That to bloody restore it?
Speaker 1: Well? We used it in our backyard as.
Speaker 2: It was also hurtful.
Speaker 1: It was metal so it was water proof and the
Speaker 1: logo wasn't like I was really destroyed. It would have
Speaker 1: been also wooden. It got deeply molded and we put
Speaker 1: our pegs in there for our clothesline. Anyway. We also
Speaker 1: had our We had like festoon lights over the back
Speaker 1: of patio and stoone lie like those exposed bulbs that
Speaker 1: are like kind of in old cafes, outdoor cafe, like
Speaker 1: black black cords with whatever. And when we broke up,
Speaker 1: I put them in that basket which was the trolley,
Speaker 1: and then he got all the outdoor stuff. So I
Speaker 1: can only assume he has it or he would have
Speaker 1: just goes to show how much you value it. Well, no,
Speaker 1: you should have taken that trolley. It was a very
Speaker 1: traumatic divorce. We split the assets. We weren't talking. It
Speaker 1: was very awful, So I think he would have thrown
Speaker 1: it out. I don't think he wanted a reminder. You
Speaker 1: tell me that my success is Why would you want
Speaker 1: to look at this hit podcast?
Speaker 2: Do you ever find that? Is it just me Neon
Speaker 2: that you lost as well?
Speaker 1: It's in a Kennard's self storage unit. A lot of
Speaker 1: my stuff is in a unit. Yeah, I just don't
Speaker 1: have to go to the unit and get it. I
Speaker 1: don't even know how to access it. I'll put it away,
Speaker 1: And I said, when I move out or come and
Speaker 1: like on porn Stars, get a big pair of pies
Speaker 1: and crunch it open.
Speaker 2: And you don't how to access it? Wouldn't they give
Speaker 2: you a key if you're hiring a storage unit and
Speaker 2: now it's a code? Ah fuck, God knows, you've got
Speaker 2: no HiPE of remembering that code. Sorry, God about Heaven,
Speaker 2: I'm trying not to use the lord's name in vain
Speaker 2: thanks to hot Dog. What's the face of course, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna say Heaven knows that's also free?
Speaker 6: Will it? God?
Speaker 1: Adjacent?
Speaker 5: And what if your stuff was on porn Stars Australia?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, imagine oh my old yeezy shoes. Sorry
Speaker 1: it took me. It's sext o'clock that we weren't talking
Speaker 1: about pornography. Oh God, No, Like, why the fun would
Speaker 1: STU show where they go to old storage units after
Speaker 1: is it twenty years? I think it's earlier after ten
Speaker 1: years if they're not claimed they auctioned them off. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it's a gamble. It's like an oyster. You crack
Speaker 1: it up.
Speaker 2: It could be full of absolute bullshit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I remember I've seen one episode with crack
Speaker 1: It Open and they're like, we need to cut to
Speaker 1: a brick. We've found human remains. We can't give the cameras.
Speaker 1: Holy means, next don story towards that's not good?
Speaker 4: Is that?
Speaker 1: Who are No? That's shocking? Who are my parents used
Speaker 1: to say? It's just me on the fire? Does no
Speaker 1: one say Glenn McGrath anymore?
Speaker 4: Ah?
Speaker 2: Why I have to bring Glenn McGrath into it?
Speaker 1: I just like an yeah, but do you know that expression?
Speaker 1: It was, of course, But I don't think that's saying
Speaker 1: like because I would say O as in like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's not good.
Speaker 2: But Glenn McGrath, that's like a chant. Yeah that was
Speaker 2: at the soccer, right, football, cricket, you.
Speaker 1: Could havesycle every sport.
Speaker 3: That was it?
Speaker 1: A ping bong?
Speaker 2: That was the darts, wasn't it. Yeah, well Glen McGrath
Speaker 2: the famous darts.
Speaker 1: That was a pickleball thing. Who is the Glenn McGrath
Speaker 1: of the current generation. You're asking me about who the
Speaker 1: fucking best cricket players? Then how would I not I'm
Speaker 1: over this conversation. Jennet, you idiot.
Speaker 5: This is someone with the last name Smith, I'll google
Speaker 5: Michael Smith.
Speaker 2: You haven't brought your laptop again, Jenny, you could have
Speaker 2: just googled it to get a seeans instead of just
Speaker 2: making shit up.
Speaker 1: She's got baby brain.
Speaker 2: Best cricket play in Australia, Michael Clark currently though, Steve Smith,
Speaker 2: who I suppose Google is not giving me a clear
Speaker 2: answer because that would be rude for Google to make
Speaker 2: a call. That'd be rude to all the other teammates
Speaker 2: if they said, yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh, hang on, I've never been into cricket.
Speaker 4: Pat Cummens is he still playing? And the Smith guy,
Speaker 4: I'll just take your word for it. I'm not googling
Speaker 4: cricket players.
Speaker 1: I think for our say you need to stop.
Speaker 4: Cricket fans listening right now are like these idiots, not
Speaker 4: even in the endearing way of idiots.
Speaker 3: Oh. One of the producers I work with on the
Speaker 3: morning show that I work on, who hosts what show
Speaker 3: you on?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: The breakfast show that Jones an No matter, It's fine.
Speaker 5: Go yes anyway.
Speaker 3: One of the producers went to Charles Sturt and she
Speaker 3: confirms that the whole Mount Pomoran and everything did happen
Speaker 3: in around twenty thirteen.
Speaker 4: Panorama yeah. Yeah, Well I've been told that it happened
Speaker 4: in like the nineties. It must have happened more than once.
Speaker 5: It must have happened more than once.
Speaker 2: I just want someone to send me a photo. Is
Speaker 2: if she didn't take a photo in twenty thirteen.
Speaker 5: Well sure she hadn't been there yet.
Speaker 1: Ah.
Speaker 4: Well see if she can't confirm it, if she didn't
Speaker 4: see it, well she it could have just been a
Speaker 4: room that was spread like it was spread to me, No,
Speaker 4: she was adamant.
Speaker 2: Did she say it with her own fucking eyes?
Speaker 5: I cannot confirm or to not.
Speaker 2: She's not a credible witness.
Speaker 1: Listen, something's going on here and I'm deeply worried what
Speaker 1: it's just it It claims it's not recorded.
Speaker 2: What has but it's just it's still going in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's going into the and it's just like
Speaker 1: I don't know. Okay, we should stop. We hope this
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Speaker 5: Is it just me a podcast by a couple of meches?
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