WEBVTT - Old Man's Wee 0:00:00.160 --> 0:00:04.200 The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast Melbourne's Gold one oh 0:00:04.240 --> 0:00:06.240 four point three, And it's about time. 0:00:06.360 --> 0:00:09.959 The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show is back for twenty nineteen. 0:00:10.320 --> 0:00:12.320 Although some of us had been back at work for 0:00:12.400 --> 0:00:15.079 ages on Gold one oh four point three Australia is 0:00:15.160 --> 0:00:19.080 only full twelve month warranty on all Colorado resilient school 0:00:19.120 --> 0:00:21.520 shoes only at Williams and Mather's. 0:00:21.680 --> 0:00:27.080 Live from Level two twenty one to thirty one Goodwood Street. Wretchmen, 0:00:28.040 --> 0:00:32.320 this is the christ Jian o'condinal Breakfast Show on Melbourn's 0:00:32.400 --> 0:00:34.000 Gold one oh four point three. 0:00:34.880 --> 0:00:35.040 Yeah. 0:00:35.080 --> 0:00:36.839 See, the thing is perhaps some of us need to 0:00:36.840 --> 0:00:38.680 come back a week before to get ready. Where is 0:00:38.720 --> 0:00:40.559 people like Jack and I can just chop back in. 0:00:40.600 --> 0:00:41.559 It's no biggie hope. 0:00:41.560 --> 0:00:42.360 We'll see about that. 0:00:42.760 --> 0:00:44.680 Well, welcome back, really, welcome back. 0:00:44.720 --> 0:00:49.160 Everybody's five minutes past six, Monday morning, January the twenty first. 0:00:49.520 --> 0:00:51.920 It is it's been too long. 0:00:51.960 --> 0:00:54.440 I can't believe I've never had six weeks off in 0:00:54.520 --> 0:00:55.880 my adult life of working. 0:00:55.920 --> 0:00:58.520 I've never had so long off, six weeks off. 0:00:58.760 --> 0:01:00.360 As I was coming in this morning, I was trying 0:01:00.320 --> 0:01:03.000 to remind myself what the station frequency was. 0:01:03.920 --> 0:01:05.520 We were seconds away from me giving. 0:01:05.360 --> 0:01:07.479 Out the nova call sign then, folks, and that could 0:01:07.520 --> 0:01:09.400 have been chaos. That is not a good first day 0:01:09.440 --> 0:01:09.920 back to work. 0:01:09.959 --> 0:01:12.520 That's honestly in front of him. He's ridden one four. 0:01:12.319 --> 0:01:17.399 Point three, you know, maybe almost eight months now, living 0:01:17.400 --> 0:01:19.360 in Melbourne. I don't think those pea plates are ever 0:01:19.400 --> 0:01:21.800 going to come off me. I'm still squeaky clean. 0:01:22.040 --> 0:01:23.520 Pats, how have you been? We've missed you. 0:01:23.959 --> 0:01:26.840 You that lovely break. Thank you. I feel fantastic. 0:01:27.080 --> 0:01:29.280 Yeah, you rested, You've been had nice Christmas with your 0:01:29.280 --> 0:01:30.280 family in a great summer. 0:01:30.440 --> 0:01:32.360 Yes, I did. Thank you here it was awesome. 0:01:32.520 --> 0:01:34.520 Right. This is what I've done in the last six weeks. 0:01:34.600 --> 0:01:38.160 It's obviously my first Australian summer slash Christmas. Have had 0:01:38.160 --> 0:01:40.840 a mother in law over for four weeks. She went 0:01:40.880 --> 0:01:42.959 the next day my dad arrived. He's still here. He 0:01:43.040 --> 0:01:46.640 goes home Thursday. I've been to Perth, I've been to Bustleton, 0:01:46.680 --> 0:01:50.200 I've been to Margaret River back here in Melbourne for Christmas. 0:01:50.200 --> 0:01:53.360 Then we went to Sorrento, took the ferry over the Queenscliff, 0:01:53.640 --> 0:01:56.040 went to Ballerine, went to an amazing place for lunch 0:01:56.120 --> 0:01:59.000 there called the jack Rabbit. Then we went out in 0:01:59.000 --> 0:02:01.000 the morning to Palincia. I did an after seat the 0:02:01.080 --> 0:02:04.760 cable car. That's amazing. If you guys done that cable 0:02:04.800 --> 0:02:08.040 car ride, we did it. It was a beautiful day thanks 0:02:08.040 --> 0:02:09.160 to Lett. Me know at the end of it perhaps 0:02:09.200 --> 0:02:10.919 as well, that it collapsed ten years ago and. 0:02:10.840 --> 0:02:12.880 That was the old one. It fixed it since then. 0:02:13.040 --> 0:02:16.360 Yeah, it's brilliant. And then we did Wilson's Prom last week. 0:02:16.760 --> 0:02:17.399 Haven't that guy? 0:02:17.760 --> 0:02:19.680 Have you guys ever been there? I've never been. 0:02:19.800 --> 0:02:21.480 No, I must say, you guys have never. 0:02:21.400 --> 0:02:24.120 Been to walks thisrom It is beautiful, stunning. We did 0:02:24.160 --> 0:02:26.800 three days there. We did some really be nice walks, 0:02:27.160 --> 0:02:30.440 saw amazing wildlife and then I finally saw We went 0:02:30.480 --> 0:02:32.960 to this lovely little place about sort of twenty minutes 0:02:33.000 --> 0:02:36.000 from the main entry to Wilson's Prom and I finally 0:02:36.040 --> 0:02:36.400 saw it. 0:02:36.520 --> 0:02:38.480 I saw my first deadly. 0:02:38.320 --> 0:02:42.400 Animal, face to face with my first Australian deadly animal. 0:02:42.520 --> 0:02:46.400 After eight months. Have you guys ever seen a snake? Yep, yep? 0:02:47.000 --> 0:02:49.600 Have you what have you seen? What have you seen? Jack? 0:02:49.720 --> 0:02:53.560 I've seen three, probably all brown or tiger snakes. 0:02:54.080 --> 0:02:55.160 What's a tiger snake? Pass? 0:02:55.200 --> 0:02:55.320 Is that? 0:02:55.560 --> 0:02:56.320 Is that brown as well? 0:02:56.360 --> 0:02:59.840 It's a strike one's got the yellow yellow down the back? Yeah, yeah, belly? 0:03:00.280 --> 0:03:02.440 And how close were you to it? We were walking? 0:03:02.480 --> 0:03:03.280 Were you with anyone? 0:03:03.400 --> 0:03:06.600 Yeah, maybe a couple of meters away. And then I've 0:03:06.639 --> 0:03:10.280 seen one where Luna and my dog almost went up 0:03:10.320 --> 0:03:12.960 and said hello to it, like ten or fifteen meters 0:03:12.960 --> 0:03:13.400 ahead of me. 0:03:13.639 --> 0:03:16.160 Wowan to come back, come back, don't talk to that. 0:03:16.480 --> 0:03:18.640 So I don't even know. So it was a tiger snake. 0:03:18.720 --> 0:03:20.920 I was just looking for the bins at there's rental property, 0:03:20.919 --> 0:03:23.119 and I'm just walking through the garden. I was by myself, 0:03:23.280 --> 0:03:25.560 and then someone said look down, and right in front 0:03:25.560 --> 0:03:29.240 of my foot is a brown striped what I now 0:03:29.280 --> 0:03:32.680 know is a tiger snake. And in those moments, right, 0:03:32.720 --> 0:03:34.480 you know people that go, oh, I don't really swear 0:03:34.520 --> 0:03:37.000 or anything like that, you will swear, you know. I 0:03:37.080 --> 0:03:40.320 just went a snake, right, I was with no one 0:03:40.360 --> 0:03:43.880 and then just froze and the thing reared up. Oh 0:03:43.960 --> 0:03:46.000 my goodness, and I was like, oh my god, this 0:03:46.080 --> 0:03:49.200 is it, this is death, and I have to be honest. 0:03:49.400 --> 0:03:52.040 I ran ran on indoors. 0:03:54.520 --> 0:03:56.440 No one's allowed outside for the rest of the holiday. 0:03:56.600 --> 0:03:59.040 Oh, we were terror I was terrible, was it? 0:03:59.560 --> 0:03:59.800 Well? 0:03:59.880 --> 0:04:01.760 I reckon it was about a meter and a half, 0:04:01.840 --> 0:04:02.920 so not like a baby. 0:04:03.360 --> 0:04:04.160 That's a baby one. 0:04:04.280 --> 0:04:05.680 But do they still have the venom? 0:04:05.840 --> 0:04:06.200 Yes? 0:04:07.360 --> 0:04:09.520 It was those things like pretty much deadly. 0:04:09.640 --> 0:04:11.320 And the scary thing about it is you can get 0:04:11.360 --> 0:04:13.400 bitten by them and not know you've been bitten because 0:04:13.440 --> 0:04:15.680 their teeth are so small, but the venom is so strong. 0:04:16.040 --> 0:04:18.000 So if they brush past your leg and you go, 0:04:18.080 --> 0:04:20.159 oh good, I didn't get bitten, but maybe you did 0:04:20.279 --> 0:04:21.240 a tiny little bite. 0:04:21.400 --> 0:04:22.360 What are you supposed to do? 0:04:22.400 --> 0:04:26.200 Like we cuddenly realize, right, we have no idea what 0:04:26.240 --> 0:04:28.400 you're meant to do other than apply a torn o? 0:04:28.480 --> 0:04:29.000 K is it? 0:04:29.160 --> 0:04:31.240 Because obviously you've got to get emergency help and they 0:04:31.320 --> 0:04:33.320 got the anti venom, and so of this wife goes, 0:04:33.520 --> 0:04:35.400 if that ever happens to again, you do get bin. 0:04:35.760 --> 0:04:37.640 You need to make a note of what the snake was? 0:04:38.200 --> 0:04:42.800 How am I get my skates? Selfie? 0:04:44.400 --> 0:04:45.320 How am I to know what? 0:04:45.640 --> 0:04:49.359 Just one by one through Wikipedia? 0:04:49.520 --> 0:04:51.720 Is one of those efrits that they have for criminals. 0:04:51.760 --> 0:04:52.599 So how were his eyes? 0:04:53.200 --> 0:04:55.840 There was a snake? I don't know what the color 0:04:55.960 --> 0:04:58.359 was or anything like that. Anyway, It's good to be back. 0:04:58.240 --> 0:05:01.599 For Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four 0:05:01.640 --> 0:05:02.240 point three. 0:05:02.320 --> 0:05:06.600 What has changed about you? I know you've had a haircut. Yep, 0:05:06.680 --> 0:05:08.880 you've had a back to work haircut. People do this, 0:05:08.920 --> 0:05:11.800 don't they. We we all have those back to work haircuts. 0:05:11.800 --> 0:05:13.680 You go and think there's no way to start a 0:05:13.720 --> 0:05:17.880 new year with unkempt hair. It's almost two millimeters too long. Now, 0:05:17.960 --> 0:05:20.160 my wild man, I need to go and have my 0:05:20.680 --> 0:05:23.800 back to work twenty nineteen. Look at me. I'm fresher. 0:05:23.839 --> 0:05:25.839 I'm ready to go, boss. This is going to be 0:05:25.839 --> 0:05:28.200 my year because I've got I've had a haircut. 0:05:27.960 --> 0:05:31.280 Exactly exactly what I did Friday mornings. And you'll notice 0:05:31.279 --> 0:05:32.920 iwhere in my back to work button down? 0:05:33.040 --> 0:05:34.520 Yes, no, not yet. 0:05:34.720 --> 0:05:37.000 Tomorrow you'll be back to the shorts, the pongs and 0:05:37.640 --> 0:05:39.640 a vest and a single it. But today you are 0:05:39.640 --> 0:05:42.279 looking very smart. I can't keep itself up throughout the year. 0:05:42.480 --> 0:05:44.720 But you've had a haircut. But then you're saying that there's 0:05:44.720 --> 0:05:45.600 something else about you. 0:05:45.640 --> 0:05:48.440 And I also wanted to introduce the game. Can you 0:05:48.480 --> 0:05:51.760 tell what's different about Jackpost in twenty nineteen. It is 0:05:51.760 --> 0:05:54.760 a visual thing and you close the radio. 0:05:54.800 --> 0:05:57.320 This guy has had six weeks off to think about 0:05:57.320 --> 0:05:58.479 what we can come back with. 0:06:00.960 --> 0:06:02.400 And I'll give you a clue. It is to do 0:06:02.480 --> 0:06:02.960 with the hair. 0:06:04.520 --> 0:06:05.920 Oh what do you recompass? 0:06:06.000 --> 0:06:06.400 I reckon? 0:06:06.400 --> 0:06:08.520 Have you had tips or colored it or something? You 0:06:08.520 --> 0:06:10.920 would see that you've had a haircut? Clearly, Yeah, I've 0:06:10.920 --> 0:06:12.000 had the haircut. 0:06:12.760 --> 0:06:14.599 The curt at the frump. Is it to do with 0:06:14.600 --> 0:06:15.799 a little kiss curt at the frump? 0:06:16.320 --> 0:06:18.640 I used to push my hair right to left, and 0:06:18.680 --> 0:06:20.160 now I push it left to right. 0:06:20.240 --> 0:06:20.760 Oh my god. 0:06:21.160 --> 0:06:23.600 I don't understand people that do this. I think as 0:06:23.640 --> 0:06:26.760 a man, I've had this hairstyle since I was about ten. 0:06:29.600 --> 0:06:31.320 Now what we see that ten year old photo at 0:06:31.320 --> 0:06:34.160 the school photo where you look like Jim Carrey out 0:06:34.160 --> 0:06:35.200 of Dunna Dummer. 0:06:35.680 --> 0:06:36.320 Lloyd Christmas. 0:06:36.440 --> 0:06:39.840 So I don't understand. While suddenly how old are you? Thirty? Yes? 0:06:39.880 --> 0:06:42.520 See, once you once you get to thirty, the hair 0:06:42.560 --> 0:06:44.479 that you've got, that's it. Now it should be locked in. 0:06:44.480 --> 0:06:46.880 As a guy. You don't women experiment with hair. Men 0:06:46.920 --> 0:06:49.279 don't really do that so much. Once you get over thirty, 0:06:49.360 --> 0:06:49.800 that's it. 0:06:50.240 --> 0:06:52.680 But I couldn't just be too confusing to me. 0:06:52.880 --> 0:06:55.320 Well, the hairdresser did it for me. He pushed it 0:06:55.360 --> 0:06:57.839 the wrong way. Actually felt so unnatural because I just 0:06:57.839 --> 0:07:00.679 got a natural like right to lie. But he pushed 0:07:00.680 --> 0:07:02.200 it the other way. He said, maybe this is your 0:07:02.680 --> 0:07:03.160 new look. 0:07:03.279 --> 0:07:05.480 Yeah, but hairdress is They think they're gods, don't they. 0:07:05.520 --> 0:07:08.359 You don't just suddenly give me a new hairstyle or 0:07:08.360 --> 0:07:10.040 go right to left or left to right because they 0:07:10.080 --> 0:07:12.120 felt like that's how it should be, or maybe this 0:07:12.160 --> 0:07:13.120 is your new hairstyle. 0:07:13.320 --> 0:07:15.320 This is the first time I've ever I mostly sit 0:07:15.440 --> 0:07:16.800 in the chair and go, yeah, do what you want. 0:07:16.800 --> 0:07:18.200 But as soon as I get home, I'm washing this 0:07:18.240 --> 0:07:20.680 out and I like to do it. But this is 0:07:20.680 --> 0:07:21.840 the only time I've kept it. 0:07:22.320 --> 0:07:23.920 I a couple of months ago when I went and 0:07:23.920 --> 0:07:26.200 got my haircup for the first time here in Melbourne. 0:07:26.240 --> 0:07:29.080 Right the guy again. These hairdressers, they're gods, aren't they. They 0:07:29.200 --> 0:07:31.280 just just do whatever they want. Even though you walk 0:07:31.320 --> 0:07:33.560 in with your hair how you have it, and you 0:07:33.600 --> 0:07:35.720 walk out with it completely different, They've got no problem 0:07:35.720 --> 0:07:37.920 with that. He did something the way he blow drive 0:07:38.000 --> 0:07:40.440 my hair that I can only describe as giving it 0:07:40.480 --> 0:07:43.640 a kind of Justin Bieber swept some sort of strange 0:07:43.640 --> 0:07:45.080 thing where I. 0:07:45.040 --> 0:07:50.000 Couldn't something that you had over Summer's Happy You didn't 0:07:50.000 --> 0:07:51.440 see this, but when the kids were. 0:07:51.280 --> 0:07:55.360 Like, what and now is my twelve year all went 0:07:55.520 --> 0:07:58.040 You've got a young person's hair but on the old 0:07:58.040 --> 0:07:58.880 person's face. 0:08:00.120 --> 0:08:02.120 Yeah, thanks to that sweet up. That's really really kind. 0:08:02.400 --> 0:08:05.800 The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four 0:08:05.800 --> 0:08:06.280 point three. 0:08:06.520 --> 0:08:08.480 Over the last couple of days, then I've been watching 0:08:08.520 --> 0:08:12.440 some of the tennis at the Australian Open and amazing scenes. 0:08:12.480 --> 0:08:16.280 Federer is out and then last Thursday night going into 0:08:16.520 --> 0:08:19.920 Friday morning. Never seen anything like this, a tennis game 0:08:19.960 --> 0:08:21.520 that goes on until about three am. 0:08:21.680 --> 0:08:22.160 Yeah. 0:08:22.320 --> 0:08:24.640 Now what I find astonishing about this is, and obviously 0:08:24.640 --> 0:08:28.320 you wouldn't have this at Wimbledon, is you can't get 0:08:28.320 --> 0:08:31.080 a plate of chips after about ten o'clock in Melbourne. 0:08:31.240 --> 0:08:33.040 You know, you do like to just sort of go 0:08:33.120 --> 0:08:35.240 to bed early. It's not a late night, twenty four 0:08:35.240 --> 0:08:35.720 hour city. 0:08:35.960 --> 0:08:36.880 But apparently you can. 0:08:36.800 --> 0:08:40.520 Have a tennis international tennis tournament until three am. I 0:08:40.559 --> 0:08:43.080 can't get a burger after half nine in the evening. 0:08:43.160 --> 0:08:45.320 Yeah, I remembering tennis. That's fine. 0:08:45.480 --> 0:08:48.400 One of the finals, one of the men's finals a 0:08:48.400 --> 0:08:51.000 few years ago, went to like four am in the morning. 0:08:51.040 --> 0:08:53.199 I think, so everybody like they wanted to watch it 0:08:53.280 --> 0:08:55.400 came in groggy. 0:08:54.600 --> 0:08:56.679 Unique in Grand slams Now. I don't think the others 0:08:56.679 --> 0:08:57.160 are like that. 0:08:57.520 --> 0:08:59.680 I guess you know what, I guess they don't mind 0:08:59.679 --> 0:09:02.839 it becase the rest of the world's TV like the 0:09:03.840 --> 0:09:07.160 hours sync up better, so they don't care that Australians 0:09:07.160 --> 0:09:08.720 have to stay up till three o'clock in the morning 0:09:08.760 --> 0:09:10.400 if everyone gets to watch it at primetime. 0:09:10.400 --> 0:09:12.199 Do you know what I've found out through talking a 0:09:12.240 --> 0:09:14.880 bit different people about the tennis over the last week 0:09:15.000 --> 0:09:16.920 or so, is how pleasing it is to say the 0:09:16.960 --> 0:09:20.719 words rolling Garosh. You know you hear the commentators talk 0:09:20.720 --> 0:09:22.360 about a lot, don't you go? Yes, of course, But 0:09:22.440 --> 0:09:24.839 earlier on the season rolling Garosh. I was in a 0:09:24.880 --> 0:09:27.040 pub yesterday. I found myself going to a guy, well, 0:09:27.600 --> 0:09:30.480 his form was greater to rolling Garosh. Just say that 0:09:30.600 --> 0:09:32.560 phrase to that work. When you talk about tennis, people 0:09:32.600 --> 0:09:34.079 look at you like, oh, this guy really knows what 0:09:34.120 --> 0:09:34.680 he's talking about. 0:09:35.960 --> 0:09:40.319 He's about it's about Rolling Garosh. 0:09:40.559 --> 0:09:43.920 The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four 0:09:43.960 --> 0:09:44.560 point three. 0:09:44.640 --> 0:09:45.960 It is great to be about. I hope you're well. 0:09:46.200 --> 0:09:48.960 You've had all brilliant summers and Christmas. Now I know 0:09:49.080 --> 0:09:51.640 January is one of those months where it just feels 0:09:51.640 --> 0:09:54.480 like it's bills. You don't want any extra kind of 0:09:54.679 --> 0:09:56.880 money to spend or anything. You've spent all your money 0:09:56.880 --> 0:10:01.240 over Christmas. I've managed to lose my reading glasses somewhere 0:10:01.280 --> 0:10:03.640 in Wilson's prom. I think they fill out my short 0:10:03.679 --> 0:10:07.520 pockets as I was fleeing a tiger snake. 0:10:07.880 --> 0:10:10.079 It really won't take my life right now, there's a 0:10:10.120 --> 0:10:11.920 snake out there with perfect vision. 0:10:11.840 --> 0:10:13.000 Great reading glasses. 0:10:13.320 --> 0:10:14.800 So it means I've not only ever got to go 0:10:14.840 --> 0:10:16.840 and buy a new pair of reading glasses this week, 0:10:16.880 --> 0:10:19.320 it needs to you. It'll be the first time getting 0:10:19.320 --> 0:10:21.320 some here in Melbourne, which means you've got to go 0:10:21.320 --> 0:10:23.040 and have the eye test again they charge you. 0:10:23.080 --> 0:10:25.280 So one of those is just cheap o ones. 0:10:25.120 --> 0:10:28.199 From a servo. Check these babies out. I don't even 0:10:28.240 --> 0:10:30.240 know if they're men's or women's. They seem to be 0:10:30.280 --> 0:10:35.679 really big, like clown glasses. They don't even feel. 0:10:35.440 --> 0:10:39.240 Right your profile at the moment looks like the the Groucho. 0:10:41.640 --> 0:10:44.360 I look like I'm in disguise or an undercover detective. 0:10:45.200 --> 0:10:47.240 So this is why the boss has had a great idea. 0:10:47.640 --> 0:10:50.240 We're about with this fifty thousand dollar giveaway. We are 0:10:50.280 --> 0:10:52.320 paying your bills. We got together with tinta car. 0:10:53.480 --> 0:10:56.120 I didn't realize that there you can have too much 0:10:56.200 --> 0:10:57.280 tint on your car. 0:10:57.720 --> 0:11:01.520 Apparently there's a well they're ad is darkest legal tint available, 0:11:01.760 --> 0:11:05.200 which means there's an illegal amount of tinting that can 0:11:05.320 --> 0:11:05.679 go on. 0:11:05.840 --> 0:11:08.559 Then why why. 0:11:08.160 --> 0:11:09.920 Is there a law about the amount of tints? What's 0:11:09.960 --> 0:11:11.160 wrong if I want all tints? 0:11:11.200 --> 0:11:13.959 Oh, I cart like a limousine, you know for celebrities 0:11:14.000 --> 0:11:14.960 that's all tinted out. 0:11:14.960 --> 0:11:17.720 Why is Hemsworth allowed to rock around on that good point? 0:11:17.720 --> 0:11:20.320 Are they driving around a panging maguire? Can't we can 0:11:20.360 --> 0:11:22.640 only have a semi tint perats you know this sort 0:11:22.640 --> 0:11:25.760 of Well, it's visibility on the road, no, but. 0:11:25.679 --> 0:11:28.320 Not your visibility out of the car, your visibility into 0:11:28.360 --> 0:11:29.320 someone else's. 0:11:29.040 --> 0:11:31.120 Now, why do we need to see into somebody else's car. 0:11:31.160 --> 0:11:32.800 We can guess that there's humans in there. That's all 0:11:32.840 --> 0:11:35.319 we need to know robots, but why do you think 0:11:35.320 --> 0:11:35.880 it is pats? 0:11:35.920 --> 0:11:38.840 I don't know. Maybe we should ask a cop that No. 0:11:40.280 --> 0:11:43.120 All right, thanks for helping us out there. What's up 0:11:43.120 --> 0:11:46.520 with you now? I'm picking up a vibe. I really 0:11:46.559 --> 0:11:48.680 thought that we'd have a little bit of party paths. 0:11:48.679 --> 0:11:51.320 All I'm picking up is some moody now it is. 0:11:51.360 --> 0:11:54.680 She's like gnarly. Just because you came back last week. 0:11:54.720 --> 0:11:55.280 You have to. 0:11:58.559 --> 0:12:00.839 And get some mayonnaise and catch out for those chips 0:12:00.880 --> 0:12:01.840 on your shoulders back. 0:12:02.679 --> 0:12:04.160 I'm very happy to be here. Thank you. 0:12:04.200 --> 0:12:05.760 Apparently, which needs to speak to a cop? You know, 0:12:05.800 --> 0:12:06.200 it's easy. 0:12:06.280 --> 0:12:08.040 I'll just pick up my phone right now, put loads 0:12:08.080 --> 0:12:09.199 of cops numbers in my. 0:12:09.280 --> 0:12:14.559 Phone, mates, that would help you. 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Today is our first show of twenty nineteen. 0:13:16.280 --> 0:13:19.560 In total, it is show number one hundred and twenty three. 0:13:20.000 --> 0:13:20.880 Oh it's still counting. 0:13:21.000 --> 0:13:24.160 Yeah, collects we've got season two no side one. 0:13:24.280 --> 0:13:27.120 It's not yeah, it's not a show one hundred and 0:13:27.120 --> 0:13:30.559 twenty three point two. So yeah, Show one hundred and 0:13:30.559 --> 0:13:33.400 twenty three for us will still new and it's our 0:13:33.440 --> 0:13:36.400 first one of twenty nineteen. So we're going to have 0:13:36.400 --> 0:13:38.239 a couple of phone is now to do with firsts 0:13:38.520 --> 0:13:41.679 first one, then after me finally seeing my first deadly animal, 0:13:42.360 --> 0:13:44.520 a tiger snake at Wilson's prom. 0:13:44.640 --> 0:13:47.720 The way you say finally is if you happen. 0:13:48.600 --> 0:13:51.280 I knew it's going to happen, because obviously people kept 0:13:51.320 --> 0:13:53.400 going to me or you know, they've got spiders there 0:13:53.440 --> 0:13:56.400 and deadly snakes. And so when I saw the snake, 0:13:56.520 --> 0:14:01.000 I was like, yes, of course, finally got to meet you. 0:14:01.080 --> 0:14:02.640 Were you really that call in the moment? 0:14:02.760 --> 0:14:05.960 No, I told you, I sworn, I sweated in a 0:14:06.000 --> 0:14:08.880 way I didn't know fear could make you sweat, because 0:14:08.920 --> 0:14:12.000 actually your brain, that primal part of you, thinks this 0:14:12.080 --> 0:14:14.080 is death's fight or flight, isn't it? 0:14:14.679 --> 0:14:14.840 You know? 0:14:15.160 --> 0:14:18.720 I also I still don't know what first aid if anyone, 0:14:19.520 --> 0:14:21.280 if this should happen, like get a bit of my snake? 0:14:21.320 --> 0:14:22.520 Do you would you know what to do? Do you 0:14:22.520 --> 0:14:23.400 apply a torn a cake? 0:14:23.640 --> 0:14:23.800 Well? 0:14:23.840 --> 0:14:24.800 I think you can still. 0:14:25.280 --> 0:14:27.280 You still got mobility, so you can walk inside and 0:14:27.320 --> 0:14:28.880 go to the family hate you need it. 0:14:29.040 --> 0:14:31.480 No, I start reading about some of these snake bites, 0:14:31.520 --> 0:14:37.400 you start foaming at the mouth, collapsed through the floor, paralysis, shock, lockjaw. 0:14:37.600 --> 0:14:39.160 I didn't even know what lockjaw is, but I. 0:14:39.120 --> 0:14:42.000 Ready, you can't eat your sandwich. 0:14:42.040 --> 0:14:46.320 Now you can't even make the call, you know, so 0:14:46.400 --> 0:14:46.680 I don't. 0:14:46.920 --> 0:14:49.240 I don't know what first aid you meant to do 0:14:49.440 --> 0:14:53.000 yourself anyway, first deadly animal you ever saw? 0:14:53.120 --> 0:14:55.800 Tommy works on the show. He's never even seen a snake. 0:14:56.360 --> 0:14:59.000 Well, my first deadly animal was a dead snake. I 0:14:59.440 --> 0:15:01.520 still remember uncle coming over to our house. 0:15:02.560 --> 0:15:04.320 That's not deadly already. 0:15:04.080 --> 0:15:09.920 Did deadly animal? What was your first dead animal? And 0:15:09.960 --> 0:15:11.440 he took us to the park where we saw our 0:15:11.440 --> 0:15:12.960 first snake, but he'd already died. 0:15:13.560 --> 0:15:14.120 What was it? 0:15:15.000 --> 0:15:16.880 I can't remember. I guess a brown snake. There are 0:15:16.920 --> 0:15:18.200 all the snakes. 0:15:17.840 --> 0:15:20.440 In my memory of brown. Perhaps you've ever seen a 0:15:20.480 --> 0:15:21.080 deadly animal? 0:15:21.120 --> 0:15:23.320 Yeah, we had snakes at our primary school. And the 0:15:23.360 --> 0:15:24.200 teachers they used to. 0:15:24.560 --> 0:15:26.480 Snakes that primary school in the in the sand pit 0:15:26.720 --> 0:15:29.160 or work in there as dinner ladies to a. 0:15:29.120 --> 0:15:31.560 Bush primary school. And they used to sum themselves on 0:15:31.560 --> 0:15:38.120 the cricket pitch so serious, dead serious, and you sat themselves. 0:15:38.200 --> 0:15:42.640 I need to turn over. I just need all over. 0:15:42.520 --> 0:15:45.080 Town to make sure you bowl over the snake. Don't 0:15:45.120 --> 0:15:47.280 get it, don't start the staff. 0:15:47.080 --> 0:15:50.520 Room and get snake umpires and they kill it with 0:15:50.560 --> 0:15:53.280 a shovel and then hang on a. 0:15:53.240 --> 0:15:55.840 Minute, she's gone into one. What do you mean you 0:15:55.840 --> 0:15:57.239 were given like shovels? 0:15:57.320 --> 0:16:00.640 Kids siple would kill, cut its head off and then 0:16:00.720 --> 0:16:03.960 shove its body on the end ant hill and the anti. 0:16:04.640 --> 0:16:08.400 Tribal ritual survivor what did he do with the heads 0:16:11.120 --> 0:16:11.800 there as well? 0:16:12.360 --> 0:16:13.000 Round his neck? 0:16:15.200 --> 0:16:15.920 Witch doctor? 0:16:17.600 --> 0:16:19.440 True, that's unbelievable. 0:16:19.640 --> 0:16:21.480 Yeah, that's some themselves on the cricket pitch. 0:16:21.480 --> 0:16:23.520 Because so you've seen thousands of snakes. 0:16:23.520 --> 0:16:25.360 We've seen quite yeah, quite a few. 0:16:25.400 --> 0:16:26.800 You wouldn't be frightened if you saw snake? 0:16:27.440 --> 0:16:31.400