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Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show is back for twenty nineteen.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: See, the thing is perhaps some of us need to
Speaker 5: come back a week before to get ready. Where is
Speaker 5: people like Jack and I can just chop back in.
Speaker 5: It's no biggie hope.
Speaker 6: We'll see about that.
Speaker 4: Well, welcome back, really, welcome back.
Speaker 5: Everybody's five minutes past six, Monday morning, January the twenty first.
Speaker 4: It is it's been too long.
Speaker 5: I can't believe I've never had six weeks off in
Speaker 5: my adult life of working.
Speaker 4: I've never had so long off, six weeks off.
Speaker 5: As I was coming in this morning, I was trying
Speaker 5: to remind myself what the station frequency was.
Speaker 4: We were seconds away from me giving.
Speaker 5: Out the nova call sign then, folks, and that could
Speaker 5: have been chaos. That is not a good first day
Speaker 5: back to work.
Speaker 7: That's honestly in front of him. He's ridden one four.
Speaker 5: Point three, you know, maybe almost eight months now, living
Speaker 5: in Melbourne. I don't think those pea plates are ever
Speaker 5: going to come off me. I'm still squeaky clean.
Speaker 4: Pats, how have you been? We've missed you.
Speaker 6: You that lovely break. Thank you. I feel fantastic.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you rested, You've been had nice Christmas with your
Speaker 5: family in a great summer.
Speaker 6: Yes, I did. Thank you here it was awesome.
Speaker 4: Right. This is what I've done in the last six weeks.
Speaker 5: It's obviously my first Australian summer slash Christmas. Have had
Speaker 5: a mother in law over for four weeks. She went
Speaker 5: the next day my dad arrived. He's still here. He
Speaker 5: goes home Thursday. I've been to Perth, I've been to Bustleton,
Speaker 5: I've been to Margaret River back here in Melbourne for Christmas.
Speaker 5: Then we went to Sorrento, took the ferry over the Queenscliff,
Speaker 5: went to Ballerine, went to an amazing place for lunch
Speaker 5: there called the jack Rabbit. Then we went out in
Speaker 5: the morning to Palincia. I did an after seat the
Speaker 5: cable car. That's amazing. If you guys done that cable
Speaker 5: car ride, we did it. It was a beautiful day thanks
Speaker 5: to Lett. Me know at the end of it perhaps
Speaker 5: as well, that it collapsed ten years ago and.
Speaker 6: That was the old one. It fixed it since then.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's brilliant. And then we did Wilson's Prom last week.
Speaker 6: Haven't that guy?
Speaker 4: Have you guys ever been there? I've never been.
Speaker 6: No, I must say, you guys have never.
Speaker 5: Been to walks thisrom It is beautiful, stunning. We did
Speaker 5: three days there. We did some really be nice walks,
Speaker 5: saw amazing wildlife and then I finally saw We went
Speaker 5: to this lovely little place about sort of twenty minutes
Speaker 5: from the main entry to Wilson's Prom and I finally
Speaker 5: saw it.
Speaker 4: I saw my first deadly.
Speaker 5: Animal, face to face with my first Australian deadly animal.
Speaker 4: After eight months. Have you guys ever seen a snake? Yep, yep?
Speaker 4: Have you what have you seen? What have you seen? Jack?
Speaker 7: I've seen three, probably all brown or tiger snakes.
Speaker 4: What's a tiger snake? Pass?
Speaker 8: Is that?
Speaker 4: Is that brown as well?
Speaker 6: It's a strike one's got the yellow yellow down the back? Yeah, yeah, belly?
Speaker 4: And how close were you to it? We were walking?
Speaker 4: Were you with anyone?
Speaker 7: Yeah, maybe a couple of meters away. And then I've
Speaker 7: seen one where Luna and my dog almost went up
Speaker 7: and said hello to it, like ten or fifteen meters
Speaker 7: ahead of me.
Speaker 4: Wowan to come back, come back, don't talk to that.
Speaker 4: So I don't even know. So it was a tiger snake.
Speaker 5: I was just looking for the bins at there's rental property,
Speaker 5: and I'm just walking through the garden. I was by myself,
Speaker 5: and then someone said look down, and right in front
Speaker 5: of my foot is a brown striped what I now
Speaker 5: know is a tiger snake. And in those moments, right,
Speaker 5: you know people that go, oh, I don't really swear
Speaker 5: or anything like that, you will swear, you know. I
Speaker 5: just went a snake, right, I was with no one
Speaker 5: and then just froze and the thing reared up. Oh
Speaker 5: my goodness, and I was like, oh my god, this
Speaker 5: is it, this is death, and I have to be honest.
Speaker 4: I ran ran on indoors.
Speaker 7: No one's allowed outside for the rest of the holiday.
Speaker 6: Oh, we were terror I was terrible, was it?
Speaker 8: Well?
Speaker 4: I reckon it was about a meter and a half,
Speaker 4: so not like a baby.
Speaker 6: That's a baby one.
Speaker 4: But do they still have the venom?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 4: It was those things like pretty much deadly.
Speaker 7: And the scary thing about it is you can get
Speaker 7: bitten by them and not know you've been bitten because
Speaker 7: their teeth are so small, but the venom is so strong.
Speaker 7: So if they brush past your leg and you go,
Speaker 7: oh good, I didn't get bitten, but maybe you did
Speaker 7: a tiny little bite.
Speaker 4: What are you supposed to do?
Speaker 5: Like we cuddenly realize, right, we have no idea what
Speaker 5: you're meant to do other than apply a torn o?
Speaker 4: K is it?
Speaker 5: Because obviously you've got to get emergency help and they
Speaker 5: got the anti venom, and so of this wife goes,
Speaker 5: if that ever happens to again, you do get bin.
Speaker 4: You need to make a note of what the snake was?
Speaker 6: How am I get my skates? Selfie?
Speaker 5: How am I to know what?
Speaker 7: Just one by one through Wikipedia?
Speaker 5: Is one of those efrits that they have for criminals.
Speaker 5: So how were his eyes?
Speaker 4: There was a snake? I don't know what the color
Speaker 4: was or anything like that. Anyway, It's good to be back.
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Speaker 5: What has changed about you? I know you've had a haircut. Yep,
Speaker 5: you've had a back to work haircut. People do this,
Speaker 5: don't they. We we all have those back to work haircuts.
Speaker 5: You go and think there's no way to start a
Speaker 5: new year with unkempt hair. It's almost two millimeters too long. Now,
Speaker 5: my wild man, I need to go and have my
Speaker 5: back to work twenty nineteen. Look at me. I'm fresher.
Speaker 5: I'm ready to go, boss. This is going to be
Speaker 5: my year because I've got I've had a haircut.
Speaker 7: Exactly exactly what I did Friday mornings. And you'll notice
Speaker 7: iwhere in my back to work button down?
Speaker 4: Yes, no, not yet.
Speaker 5: Tomorrow you'll be back to the shorts, the pongs and
Speaker 5: a vest and a single it. But today you are
Speaker 5: looking very smart. I can't keep itself up throughout the year.
Speaker 5: But you've had a haircut. But then you're saying that there's
Speaker 5: something else about you.
Speaker 7: And I also wanted to introduce the game. Can you
Speaker 7: tell what's different about Jackpost in twenty nineteen. It is
Speaker 7: a visual thing and you close the radio.
Speaker 5: This guy has had six weeks off to think about
Speaker 5: what we can come back with.
Speaker 7: And I'll give you a clue. It is to do
Speaker 7: with the hair.
Speaker 4: Oh what do you recompass?
Speaker 6: I reckon?
Speaker 2: Have you had tips or colored it or something? You
Speaker 2: would see that you've had a haircut? Clearly, Yeah, I've
Speaker 2: had the haircut.
Speaker 4: The curt at the frump. Is it to do with
Speaker 4: a little kiss curt at the frump?
Speaker 7: I used to push my hair right to left, and
Speaker 7: now I push it left to right.
Speaker 6: Oh my god.
Speaker 5: I don't understand people that do this. I think as
Speaker 5: a man, I've had this hairstyle since I was about ten.
Speaker 7: Now what we see that ten year old photo at
Speaker 7: the school photo where you look like Jim Carrey out
Speaker 7: of Dunna Dummer.
Speaker 6: Lloyd Christmas.
Speaker 4: So I don't understand. While suddenly how old are you? Thirty? Yes?
Speaker 5: See, once you once you get to thirty, the hair
Speaker 5: that you've got, that's it. Now it should be locked in.
Speaker 5: As a guy. You don't women experiment with hair. Men
Speaker 5: don't really do that so much. Once you get over thirty,
Speaker 5: that's it.
Speaker 4: But I couldn't just be too confusing to me.
Speaker 7: Well, the hairdresser did it for me. He pushed it
Speaker 7: the wrong way. Actually felt so unnatural because I just
Speaker 7: got a natural like right to lie. But he pushed
Speaker 7: it the other way. He said, maybe this is your
Speaker 7: new look.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but hairdress is They think they're gods, don't they.
Speaker 5: You don't just suddenly give me a new hairstyle or
Speaker 5: go right to left or left to right because they
Speaker 5: felt like that's how it should be, or maybe this
Speaker 5: is your new hairstyle.
Speaker 7: This is the first time I've ever I mostly sit
Speaker 7: in the chair and go, yeah, do what you want.
Speaker 7: But as soon as I get home, I'm washing this
Speaker 7: out and I like to do it. But this is
Speaker 7: the only time I've kept it.
Speaker 5: I a couple of months ago when I went and
Speaker 5: got my haircup for the first time here in Melbourne.
Speaker 5: Right the guy again. These hairdressers, they're gods, aren't they. They
Speaker 5: just just do whatever they want. Even though you walk
Speaker 5: in with your hair how you have it, and you
Speaker 5: walk out with it completely different, They've got no problem
Speaker 5: with that. He did something the way he blow drive
Speaker 5: my hair that I can only describe as giving it
Speaker 5: a kind of Justin Bieber swept some sort of strange
Speaker 5: thing where I.
Speaker 7: Couldn't something that you had over Summer's Happy You didn't
Speaker 7: see this, but when the kids were.
Speaker 5: Like, what and now is my twelve year all went
Speaker 5: You've got a young person's hair but on the old
Speaker 5: person's face.
Speaker 4: Yeah, thanks to that sweet up. That's really really kind.
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Speaker 5: Over the last couple of days, then I've been watching
Speaker 5: some of the tennis at the Australian Open and amazing scenes.
Speaker 5: Federer is out and then last Thursday night going into
Speaker 5: Friday morning. Never seen anything like this, a tennis game
Speaker 5: that goes on until about three am.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Now what I find astonishing about this is, and obviously
Speaker 5: you wouldn't have this at Wimbledon, is you can't get
Speaker 5: a plate of chips after about ten o'clock in Melbourne.
Speaker 5: You know, you do like to just sort of go
Speaker 5: to bed early. It's not a late night, twenty four
Speaker 5: hour city.
Speaker 4: But apparently you can.
Speaker 5: Have a tennis international tennis tournament until three am. I
Speaker 5: can't get a burger after half nine in the evening.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I remembering tennis. That's fine.
Speaker 7: One of the finals, one of the men's finals a
Speaker 7: few years ago, went to like four am in the morning.
Speaker 7: I think, so everybody like they wanted to watch it
Speaker 7: came in groggy.
Speaker 4: Unique in Grand slams Now. I don't think the others
Speaker 4: are like that.
Speaker 7: I guess you know what, I guess they don't mind
Speaker 7: it becase the rest of the world's TV like the
Speaker 7: hours sync up better, so they don't care that Australians
Speaker 7: have to stay up till three o'clock in the morning
Speaker 7: if everyone gets to watch it at primetime.
Speaker 5: Do you know what I've found out through talking a
Speaker 5: bit different people about the tennis over the last week
Speaker 5: or so, is how pleasing it is to say the
Speaker 5: words rolling Garosh. You know you hear the commentators talk
Speaker 5: about a lot, don't you go? Yes, of course, But
Speaker 5: earlier on the season rolling Garosh. I was in a
Speaker 5: pub yesterday. I found myself going to a guy, well,
Speaker 5: his form was greater to rolling Garosh. Just say that
Speaker 5: phrase to that work. When you talk about tennis, people
Speaker 5: look at you like, oh, this guy really knows what
Speaker 5: he's talking about.
Speaker 4: He's about it's about Rolling Garosh.
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Speaker 5: It is great to be about. I hope you're well.
Speaker 5: You've had all brilliant summers and Christmas. Now I know
Speaker 5: January is one of those months where it just feels
Speaker 5: like it's bills. You don't want any extra kind of
Speaker 5: money to spend or anything. You've spent all your money
Speaker 5: over Christmas. I've managed to lose my reading glasses somewhere
Speaker 5: in Wilson's prom. I think they fill out my short
Speaker 5: pockets as I was fleeing a tiger snake.
Speaker 7: It really won't take my life right now, there's a
Speaker 7: snake out there with perfect vision.
Speaker 4: Great reading glasses.
Speaker 5: So it means I've not only ever got to go
Speaker 5: and buy a new pair of reading glasses this week,
Speaker 5: it needs to you. It'll be the first time getting
Speaker 5: some here in Melbourne, which means you've got to go
Speaker 5: and have the eye test again they charge you.
Speaker 4: So one of those is just cheap o ones.
Speaker 5: From a servo. Check these babies out. I don't even
Speaker 5: know if they're men's or women's. They seem to be
Speaker 5: really big, like clown glasses. They don't even feel.
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Speaker 5: Then why why.
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Speaker 5: We're going to open up the phone lines now, be
Speaker 5: nice to speak to some of you, say happy New year,
Speaker 5: final out what you've been up to over the last
Speaker 5: couple of weeks. Our phone number nine four one one
Speaker 5: four three. Today is our first show of twenty nineteen.
Speaker 5: In total, it is show number one hundred and twenty three.
Speaker 4: Oh it's still counting.
Speaker 7: Yeah, collects we've got season two no side one.
Speaker 4: It's not yeah, it's not a show one hundred and
Speaker 4: twenty three point two. So yeah, Show one hundred and
Speaker 4: twenty three for us will still new and it's our
Speaker 4: first one of twenty nineteen. So we're going to have
Speaker 4: a couple of phone is now to do with firsts
Speaker 4: first one, then after me finally seeing my first deadly animal,
Speaker 4: a tiger snake at Wilson's prom.
Speaker 7: The way you say finally is if you happen.
Speaker 5: I knew it's going to happen, because obviously people kept
Speaker 5: going to me or you know, they've got spiders there
Speaker 5: and deadly snakes. And so when I saw the snake,
Speaker 5: I was like, yes, of course, finally got to meet you.
Speaker 7: Were you really that call in the moment?
Speaker 5: No, I told you, I sworn, I sweated in a
Speaker 5: way I didn't know fear could make you sweat, because
Speaker 5: actually your brain, that primal part of you, thinks this
Speaker 5: is death's fight or flight, isn't it?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 5: I also I still don't know what first aid if anyone,
Speaker 5: if this should happen, like get a bit of my snake?
Speaker 4: Do you would you know what to do? Do you
Speaker 4: apply a torn a cake?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 4: I think you can still.
Speaker 7: You still got mobility, so you can walk inside and
Speaker 7: go to the family hate you need it.
Speaker 5: No, I start reading about some of these snake bites,
Speaker 5: you start foaming at the mouth, collapsed through the floor, paralysis, shock, lockjaw.
Speaker 5: I didn't even know what lockjaw is, but I.
Speaker 7: Ready, you can't eat your sandwich.
Speaker 4: Now you can't even make the call, you know, so
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 5: I don't know what first aid you meant to do
Speaker 5: yourself anyway, first deadly animal you ever saw?
Speaker 4: Tommy works on the show. He's never even seen a snake.
Speaker 7: Well, my first deadly animal was a dead snake. I
Speaker 7: still remember uncle coming over to our house.
Speaker 6: That's not deadly already.
Speaker 7: Did deadly animal? What was your first dead animal? And
Speaker 7: he took us to the park where we saw our
Speaker 7: first snake, but he'd already died.
Speaker 4: What was it?
Speaker 7: I can't remember. I guess a brown snake. There are
Speaker 7: all the snakes.
Speaker 4: In my memory of brown. Perhaps you've ever seen a
Speaker 4: deadly animal?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we had snakes at our primary school. And the
Speaker 2: teachers they used to.
Speaker 5: Snakes that primary school in the in the sand pit
Speaker 5: or work in there as dinner ladies to a.
Speaker 2: Bush primary school. And they used to sum themselves on
Speaker 2: the cricket pitch so serious, dead serious, and you sat themselves.
Speaker 4: I need to turn over. I just need all over.
Speaker 7: Town to make sure you bowl over the snake. Don't
Speaker 7: get it, don't start the staff.
Speaker 2: Room and get snake umpires and they kill it with
Speaker 2: a shovel and then hang on a.
Speaker 4: Minute, she's gone into one. What do you mean you
Speaker 4: were given like shovels?
Speaker 2: Kids siple would kill, cut its head off and then
Speaker 2: shove its body on the end ant hill and the anti.
Speaker 6: Tribal ritual survivor what did he do with the heads
Speaker 6: there as well?
Speaker 7: Round his neck?
Speaker 6: Witch doctor?
Speaker 4: True, that's unbelievable.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's some themselves on the cricket pitch.
Speaker 7: Because so you've seen thousands of snakes.
Speaker 6: We've seen quite yeah, quite a few.
Speaker 4: You wouldn't be frightened if you saw snake?
Speaker 5: Hell yeah, I would, right, Okay, So, first deadly animal
Speaker 5: you've seen, what do you think you're the first person two?
Speaker 4: And the first famous person you ever saw.
Speaker 5: That's what we're looking for this morning on our show
Speaker 5: at first, first deadly animal you've ever saw, the first
Speaker 5: what do you think you're the first person to do?
Speaker 5: And also the first famous person you ever saw. Give
Speaker 5: us a call, be lovely to hear you nine four
Speaker 5: one four one oh four three.
Speaker 1: For Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 4: So we're just about to take our first calls of
Speaker 4: the year.
Speaker 5: We've got some new equipment. We've got like loads of
Speaker 5: new shiny buttons. Everything looks really good so far. We're
Speaker 5: about to try out our new phone system. It's also
Speaker 5: big moment for young Jack because he's in charge now.
Speaker 4: It's got new responsibilities in twenty nineteen, to go with
Speaker 4: his new twenty nineteen haircut, new way it's been coned,
Speaker 4: and his new button down shirt.
Speaker 7: So I'll be pressing the phone pickup button. I guess
Speaker 7: I like the show. Receptionist m.
Speaker 5: All right, So our first show at twenty nineteen, we're
Speaker 5: looking for your stories. Then, first stories today, first deadly
Speaker 5: animal you've ever seen? I finally saw my first deadly animal,
Speaker 5: Wilson's problem last week at Tiger Snake terrified me. What
Speaker 5: do you think you were the first person too? And
Speaker 5: also who was the first famous person you ever saw?
Speaker 5: Nine four one one four three?
Speaker 4: Good morning Elise, Good morning Christian.
Speaker 5: And happy new year? Do you know what you were
Speaker 5: our first care of twenty nineteen. Welcome to the show
Speaker 5: very much. Do you have a nice Christmas in summer?
Speaker 9: I did, thank you very much. Yes, it was really good.
Speaker 4: Great, okay? And which one are you calling in about? Mate?
Speaker 9: I think I had the first of something.
Speaker 4: Okay, tell us.
Speaker 9: Okay, so I think I had emc hammer pants before
Speaker 9: mc hammer had food.
Speaker 4: So you said mc hammer ripped you off, Yes, then
Speaker 4: tell us about it.
Speaker 9: My mom was a dressmaker and we found a pattern
Speaker 9: in a shop for these pants that I liked, so
Speaker 9: she made them for me out of the material that
Speaker 9: was purple with a nice fruit pattern on them. I
Speaker 9: thought they were lovely. It looked fantastic. So I wore
Speaker 9: them to a family barbecue. And my mom has four brothers,
Speaker 9: and they were all very nice, very character buildings, shall
Speaker 9: we say, And we ended up playing family cricket in
Speaker 9: the backyard and I got to be wicket keeper because
Speaker 9: my pants could catch the ball.
Speaker 5: And then how long from you sort of pioneering these
Speaker 5: mc hammer pants until you see mc hammer stealing your look?
Speaker 9: I'd say about five years.
Speaker 7: Wow, Okay, are you still wearing him?
Speaker 9: I probably only wore them around the house after that event.
Speaker 4: That's great, So, Alice, you're the first person in the
Speaker 4: world to ever model the mc hammer pants. Yes, definitely brilliant.
Speaker 4: All right, thanks to kill have a good week. Let
Speaker 4: me talk to you all right, Let's go to Louise
Speaker 4: good morning.
Speaker 10: Good morning. How are you Christian?
Speaker 5: I'm good. Happy New Year. I hope you had a
Speaker 5: fantastic summer and Christmas. Are you well?
Speaker 10: Yes, I am, thank you?
Speaker 4: And which when are you calling in about this morning?
Speaker 10: I'm calling about the first famous person that you ever met?
Speaker 4: Okay, who was it for you?
Speaker 9: Yes?
Speaker 10: I was standing at Carl's Express in the City in
Speaker 10: Exhibition straight about twenty years ago, and I turned around
Speaker 10: and directly behind me was Billy Connolly.
Speaker 4: Oh, my favorite comedian in the whole wide world. You
Speaker 4: lucky for me. I'm jealous.
Speaker 10: So I said Hi, Billy, and he said hello, and
Speaker 10: I just went on with my shopping.
Speaker 5: Now can you remember what he he was buying? Did
Speaker 5: he have anything in his basket? Do you have a
Speaker 5: little sneaky peep?
Speaker 10: I honestly can't remember.
Speaker 4: The two stars.
Speaker 10: I've got a bit of a surprise. I'm a Scottish
Speaker 10: to set myself right. So I said to him, high Billy,
Speaker 10: and he just said hello and just went on with his shopping.
Speaker 10: But I've got a bit of a shock. Though he
Speaker 10: was just out in public close it was nothing.
Speaker 4: I love the fact that Billy Connolly was in a
Speaker 4: Coles Express as well.
Speaker 10: Yes, standing directly behind me.
Speaker 4: That's been Luis. Thanks for sharing that with us.
Speaker 10: Have a great week you too, You too, Christian bye ah.
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Speaker 1: For Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three Me.
Speaker 5: Jack and Pats. We are back. Pats was here last week.
Speaker 5: Hold the fort down.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm a trooper.
Speaker 9: She is.
Speaker 5: To be fair though, Jack and I were in a
Speaker 5: lot brainstorming and stuff like that, so it's easy having
Speaker 5: a little reedy of CNN every thirty minutes, but the
Speaker 5: real work was being done behind the scenes. Patsy, Bussel
Speaker 5: and munchkins. Jack and I.
Speaker 4: So we were. We were here last week.
Speaker 5: I've had the most amazing six weeks. I have seen
Speaker 5: the most amazing beautiful sunsets and sunrises. I've seen the
Speaker 5: most stunning beaches.
Speaker 4: Wilson's prom.
Speaker 5: We went out to Sorrento, saw the amazing Saint Andrew's Beach,
Speaker 5: which is beautiful out that way. Saw all the whether
Speaker 5: billionaires live along Portsy. My wife and I became says.
Speaker 5: We went to a little place out in Sorrento which
Speaker 5: is really really nice in the New Year and we
Speaker 5: went for a dry to stop the road at Portsy
Speaker 5: where all the billionaires live. Seen the size of these
Speaker 5: light Batman's lair they've got there, like eight levels. We
Speaker 5: took the ferry of you know, only one you can
Speaker 5: go over the Queenscliff, so you have a little sneaky
Speaker 5: nose into their gardens.
Speaker 4: You can't call them gardens.
Speaker 5: Three of them had helicopters in the so called gardens.
Speaker 5: Who has that kind of money? So I met up
Speaker 5: with Andy Lee. He's got a place on St Andrew's
Speaker 5: Beach and I was calicopter in well. I said to Andy,
Speaker 5: you know, I said, how come you even got a
Speaker 5: place along Portsy? He went, Oh, I couldn't afford a
Speaker 5: place there. There are no Andy said, there are no
Speaker 5: entertainers who can afford that. I've made him MacGuire, but
Speaker 5: he's like a Swiss army knife. He's tripled threat. He's
Speaker 5: not just entertainer. He's you know, he can sing, he
Speaker 5: can dance, he can do a lot. You know, he
Speaker 5: can be a president of the club. But do you
Speaker 5: reckon we've got any listeners who live on that front there?
Speaker 4: Oh? I would love to know.
Speaker 7: I'm going to take Ban's parents down there next time
Speaker 7: they're here, because it's beautiful. Their favorite thing to do
Speaker 7: is tourists of Melbourne is go to the affluent areas
Speaker 7: tours of any city.
Speaker 4: I love doing that.
Speaker 5: My wife and I with an our first couple of
Speaker 5: days I went and had to its like criminals, just
Speaker 5: staking out big properties and tour action, just driving around,
Speaker 5: stopping and just sort of staring.
Speaker 4: Ego, big, isn't it?
Speaker 5: Their hedges are Someone must have to do that two
Speaker 5: or three times a.
Speaker 7: Week to keep it like now, your number plates are
Speaker 7: probably in a system somewhere else.
Speaker 4: On the watch list.
Speaker 5: One of the thing I have done over the last
Speaker 5: couple of weeks, as have been all over this amazing
Speaker 5: state and country as well, went back over the w Way.
Speaker 5: I went to Perth and Margaret River with Margaret River
Speaker 5: for a week. A beautiful, beautiful place and really reminded
Speaker 5: me of Europe and the Mediterranean. Some of the wineries there.
Speaker 5: So we did one of these organized wine tours, my
Speaker 5: wife and I and you got about three wineries. Then
Speaker 5: they take you to a brewery as well. Obviously during
Speaker 5: the day you're gonna get a bit merry, okay, because
Speaker 5: you're wine tasting.
Speaker 9: Well.
Speaker 7: I knew which days you're at a winery because the
Speaker 7: amount of voicemails thing like you remembers had increased.
Speaker 4: How did you get into patty?
Speaker 5: So At the end of the day on my wine tour, okay,
Speaker 5: in three wineries, I ordered thirty five bottles of wine?
Speaker 4: Are you free shipping? By the time I got back,
Speaker 4: it was on my doorstep.
Speaker 5: Oh wow, and my wife had ordered five bottles of
Speaker 5: olive oil. The wineries have olive oil plants attached them,
Speaker 5: more like little chocolatears and stuff like that. And I
Speaker 5: actually had the gold to say to my do we
Speaker 5: need five bottles of olive oil?
Speaker 4: She said, do you need thirty five bottles of bread? Wine?
Speaker 4: Which will which will? Empt first?
Speaker 7: And think really well, because olive oil takes a while
Speaker 7: to go through, but you could probably pay three thirty
Speaker 7: five bottles of wine.
Speaker 5: There aren't thirty five bottles left. I'm afraid of soca.
Speaker 5: I really need to clean out a bit on the
Speaker 5: next couple of weeks. And then my dad's been over
Speaker 5: the last two weeks, and I suddenly realized off a
Speaker 5: couple of days, I haven't spent this much time with
Speaker 5: my dad since I was a kid, and he's now
Speaker 5: a lot older and crazier. One point last week we
Speaker 5: were driving to Wilson's prom. It's quite a long drive
Speaker 5: and I can see him. He's cradling the seat belt
Speaker 5: and I'm like, Daddy, you're right, what are you doing?
Speaker 4: And he just goes to me, I've never got on
Speaker 4: with seat belts. It's like, it's not like they're a
Speaker 4: new thing. They've been around for how many decades? You've
Speaker 4: never got on with safety?
Speaker 5: What he prepared to be castle bolted through the windscreen
Speaker 5: if I just tapped the brakes.
Speaker 7: But at home he'll win. It's by law you got
Speaker 7: to wear a seat belt in the UK, imagine like
Speaker 7: it is here.
Speaker 4: Of course, introduced them in the eighties.
Speaker 5: I remember him being really irritated when I got introduced
Speaker 5: when I was a kid as well. And then the
Speaker 5: other thing is as well, because he's like an older
Speaker 5: gentleman and he can't listen. Right now, he's over in Lorna.
Speaker 5: Think he's getting up in the middle of the night.
Speaker 5: He's waking up the whole house to go for about
Speaker 5: fifty seven piece right in their old man piece.
Speaker 4: What let's me do an impression.
Speaker 6: Interrupted.
Speaker 3: You mean.
Speaker 4: That three or four times an hour, make him go
Speaker 4: out in the yard. So I'm glad to get back
Speaker 4: to work for the peace and quiet. To be honest, the.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three, we.
Speaker 5: Don't normally talk about reality TV. I'm not interested in
Speaker 5: wasting your time about it. There's plenty of the mumblies
Speaker 5: up and down the dial who happy to fill Mike
Speaker 5: time droning on about the Honeyburder and all that crap. However,
Speaker 5: the only reason I'm going to mention the show is
Speaker 5: because someone who I've recently got to know, who is
Speaker 5: a new mate of mine, Shane Crawford, is in the
Speaker 5: jungle in I'm a celebrity.
Speaker 7: So this is a team You're a round of playing
Speaker 7: your friendship, you guys said new best friend.
Speaker 4: I have spent you know what, the last six weeks.
Speaker 4: I have spent a lot of time with Crawf.
Speaker 5: We're working on something which hopefully might become something, but
Speaker 5: I have spent quite a bit of time with him.
Speaker 5: Last weekend we were around there for a barbecue and
Speaker 5: get this then, so he's now He probably didn't see
Speaker 5: it last night. But he's now in the jungle for
Speaker 5: maybe the next three weeks out there in South Africa.
Speaker 5: And he told me last week he said, look are
Speaker 5: you are you good at keeping secrets? And I was like, well, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: I said, but I'm a DJ. He goes, yeah, you're
Speaker 5: not on air Front of the Week, so I can
Speaker 5: tell you this because of the time you talk about it,
Speaker 5: I'm already in there.
Speaker 4: I'm going into the jungle. I was like, my god,
Speaker 4: what are you doing that for?
Speaker 5: And he was going, well, I just want to earn
Speaker 5: all my money in January and then I can.
Speaker 4: Just pick and choose.
Speaker 5: I know what I want to do for the stars.
Speaker 5: I appreciate it. And you know what, my kids love
Speaker 5: the show. They don't watch anything else I do. And
Speaker 5: I really fancy pushing myself up a comfort zone. So
Speaker 5: I thought, bear in mind. You know, he's a gun,
Speaker 5: he's a brown Low, he's an AFL megastar. He's not
Speaker 5: really front of anything. I went, oh, you're doing really well.
Speaker 5: You're probably not scared of Oh no, Shane. His cord
Speaker 5: is frightened of snakes, spiders. We started to google on
Speaker 5: my phone to see if he had time before he left,
Speaker 5: so he flew out Thursday to see if he could
Speaker 5: get hypnotized to try and get over his fear of snakes.
Speaker 5: He's got a chronic fear of snakes. Get this as well.
Speaker 5: He can't sleep unless the TV's on.
Speaker 4: But you don't get that in South Africa.
Speaker 9: Now.
Speaker 5: The other thing is, I didn't really it's got a really,
Speaker 5: really bad sleepwalking problem.
Speaker 4: Ah, that is a problem. No, really bad.
Speaker 5: So when they get on holiday's wife was turning me
Speaker 5: how bad it is. They they can't stay on anything
Speaker 5: that's above the first floor because he starts to get
Speaker 5: out on the balcony. He was saying when he's sometimes
Speaker 5: you know, when he was playing AFOL, this should go
Speaker 5: over to Ireland and play some of the Irish teams
Speaker 5: out there.
Speaker 4: International rule. Many times. I know the Weys have a
Speaker 4: roommate to share with somebody. Many times in the middle
Speaker 4: of the night that some other guy was screaming, Shane's
Speaker 4: on top of him in his bed walking sleepwalking, Okay, Shane,
Speaker 4: sure the sea one to get this right.
Speaker 5: They're obviously so wide, the producers really wide that he's
Speaker 5: going to start to do this. It's away from moments
Speaker 5: in the jungle and obviously sleepwalk out there. You're walking
Speaker 5: into the fire.
Speaker 4: You know that? Count fine? They were worse, just off
Speaker 4: into the bush. Subwhare on their caps. Crawfs walking again
Speaker 4: at three a m.
Speaker 5: So they were trying to work out where they could
Speaker 5: put his camp bed so that when if he does that,
Speaker 5: he's just going to nudge into somebody else's somebody else bed.
Speaker 5: So anyway, good luck to Crawfey could be back within
Speaker 5: a week or two, or he could be a whole
Speaker 5: three weeks. He's strikes me as the kind of guy
Speaker 5: I probably ended up winning it. Do you not think
Speaker 5: it's sure?
Speaker 4: There's so much love for him. Is it true as
Speaker 4: well that he was thinking about not telling his wife.
Speaker 5: Oh my good I haven't told you this. So he
Speaker 5: tells me and who else knows? He goes to you
Speaker 5: and my wife. The kids don't know, and your kids
Speaker 5: don't know. You're not going to be around for possibly
Speaker 5: three weeks. Your kids, he got four boys. What if
Speaker 5: you told them, I'm just doing some some filming for postcards,
Speaker 5: postcards for South Condition post cards.
Speaker 7: Now takes your international or used to take you in
Speaker 7: afternoon walking around Hawthorne's restaurants and everyone.
Speaker 5: You know, I'm going out to South Africa, and he goes,
Speaker 5: I wasn't going to tell my wife, just that I
Speaker 5: had some film to do up there.
Speaker 4: So his boys what they do is they put.
Speaker 5: Hidden cameras channel tended in the front room, so when
Speaker 5: they were sat down to watch the show, suddenly they
Speaker 5: see their old man wandering to the jungles. So if
Speaker 5: you saw it last night, you just saw they had
Speaker 5: hidden cameras in their front rooms to catch you. But anyway,
Speaker 5: good luck to Crawfin there the.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 5: Al right two in the next half an hour, expects chaos.
Speaker 5: What we've got planned probably won't work, is going to sound.
Speaker 5: I don't even know how it's gonna sound. You may
Speaker 5: remember a couple months ago I was talking about in fact,
Speaker 5: there's no reason why we'd remember.
Speaker 4: It's not like you make a note of everything I say.
Speaker 4: You what you'll have still have your notes.
Speaker 5: Anyway, I went my first trip to Bunnings and Institution
Speaker 5: in this great country. Bunnings is amazing and I had
Speaker 5: my snags on the way in and then asn't walking
Speaker 5: around that mecha. I was overwhelmed by the stuff that
Speaker 5: I didn't know that you could just walk in and buy.
Speaker 5: I'm not a trade ee. One of them was a
Speaker 5: cement mixer. I couldn't believe for seven hundred odd dollars
Speaker 5: I could just buy a cement mixer or walk out
Speaker 5: with that baby.
Speaker 4: And so you may remember, you will remember Jack.
Speaker 5: That for a few weeks that turned into a few months,
Speaker 5: I kept sending a boss, we need to buy this.
Speaker 7: Yeah. There was rumors that Bunnings we were having meetings
Speaker 7: about whether or not they should give us.
Speaker 4: And they kicked it back.
Speaker 5: We got told by the sales team they don't normally
Speaker 5: do this kind of thing, like it's a regular thing,
Speaker 5: given cement mixers to breakfast shows. And so I remember
Speaker 5: at one point having one of those arguments you have
Speaker 5: with the boss, those kind of you know, listen, don't
Speaker 5: bring me out here and not give me the right tools.
Speaker 5: But we're talking about a cement mixer. We have the
Speaker 5: cement mixer, the station. It's a kind of do you
Speaker 5: think it's a welcome back gift for us?
Speaker 7: It is maybe like a Christmas present this year, welcome back.
Speaker 5: It's strange one. But we have an enormous cement mix
Speaker 5: I'm looking at it right now. It's not in the studio.
Speaker 5: Jack's going to try and wheel it into the studio.
Speaker 4: It is huge.
Speaker 5: It's not a small domestic cement mixer. It's a proper one.
Speaker 5: You drive by a building site today or see someone
Speaker 5: doing a reno. We own a cement mixer and we're
Speaker 5: gonna put a lot of golf balls into it. And
Speaker 5: that's how we're gonna do postcode bingo during the next
Speaker 5: half an hour.
Speaker 4: I don't know. I think the noise. You've been told
Speaker 4: that there are certain safety precautions you need to take.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I've got to wear goggles, gloves, hive ys vest
Speaker 7: is out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think I have the heights radio. I don't know.
Speaker 4: All right, So we're going to try and fire up
Speaker 4: the cement mixer coming up next. Why are we doing this?
Speaker 5: We have last chance Bield Connor's tickets and these are
Speaker 5: no normal tickets. You're gonna win tickets every single day
Speaker 5: this week, and then if you're one of the winners,
Speaker 5: you get the chance upgraded. On Friday, you get a
Speaker 5: backstage tour before phill Is live on stage. You get
Speaker 5: the backstage tour and you get front row tickets as well.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connor Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 5: So every single day this week we're about more chances.
Speaker 5: Are last chance tickets go and see Phil Connor's live.
Speaker 5: He's here and under two weeks.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 5: These aren't just normal Phil Conlin's tickets. It's the chance
Speaker 5: to actually go on a backstage tour right before Phil
Speaker 5: goes are on stay and also you get front row seats.
Speaker 4: So we've got tickets every day.
Speaker 5: Then on Friday the chance for one of you to
Speaker 5: win the big prize, which is your hear backstage talk,
Speaker 5: which I'll be doing with you as well.
Speaker 4: My wife at the moment is trying to see if
Speaker 4: she can insist that she needs to be there as well.
Speaker 5: Can't you just tell them me one of your team
Speaker 5: or produce so they're not going to know she wants
Speaker 5: to have a little nosy backstage as well. My wife's
Speaker 5: the kind of woman that would go and bother Phil Collins.
Speaker 5: She you know, I wouldn't. I got he needs to
Speaker 5: get ready, we'd just go up to it.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, mister Collins going I just say massive fan
Speaker 4: in nineteen eighty two. I bought the vinyl anyway, I
Speaker 4: just leave you get on Monday, all right, so that's
Speaker 4: the big prize.
Speaker 5: You get Friday. We've got daily Phil Collins tickets, so
Speaker 5: how we're going to do them? Though, Let's see if
Speaker 5: this is gonna work. We have a cement mixer to
Speaker 5: do postcode bingo. When we played this with you before,
Speaker 5: we just had little Tom Bona. Jack pulls out a
Speaker 5: letter on a number. If it's in your postcode, you
Speaker 5: called him. We then ask you three questions about your postcode.
Speaker 5: We now have a cement mixer. Jack is dressed as
Speaker 5: a trade he stood by it. Can you hear me, Christian?
Speaker 4: I can hear you? Jack? Can you hear me? I can?
Speaker 4: I didn't know.
Speaker 7: You've got to go backstage with Phil Collins.
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Is that the whole team or just you? Just me
Speaker 4: and the lucky listeners have fun.
Speaker 7: I am out here with the It's bigger than like,
Speaker 7: it's almost the size of me. It's almost it's a
Speaker 7: huge thing.
Speaker 9: You know what.
Speaker 5: A breakfast show that owns a cement mixer is a
Speaker 5: very very dangerous proposition. I bet that when Fifi comes
Speaker 5: off their today and do they tell her the bad
Speaker 5: news that we now have forget R and B Friday,
Speaker 5: We've got a cement mixer.
Speaker 4: Fox. It is over, pack up and leave town.
Speaker 7: I'm worried we're not going to be able to fit
Speaker 7: this through the door. I'm going to try and bring
Speaker 7: it in.
Speaker 4: All right.
Speaker 5: Jack is wearing goggles, gloves and high visibility vest. He's
Speaker 5: been told he has to wear this part. Just a
Speaker 5: bet you might need to. But what's Magoo the producer
Speaker 5: trying to do? Is he in the ways.
Speaker 1: The door here?
Speaker 4: Jeez?
Speaker 6: Not going to fit?
Speaker 4: What's what's happened this blue part? Can I lift that
Speaker 4: blue part?
Speaker 8: So?
Speaker 4: What's happening with it? Just there's one doorway they're trying
Speaker 4: to get it through at the moment.
Speaker 7: Two doors into the studio. We can't even get past
Speaker 7: door one.
Speaker 4: We've had six weeks to practice this. Put on its
Speaker 4: side carefully. You're going to flat and produce him ago.
Speaker 7: Should we do the competition from outside the door?
Speaker 4: No, you've got it. Should we get it in here?
Speaker 9: Yes?
Speaker 7: Kick you pull up, let me go.
Speaker 4: It's through.
Speaker 9: It's it.
Speaker 4: That's my new cement mixer. It's like Lauren Hardy watching
Speaker 4: you two. That's it. It's coming down. Is coming through
Speaker 4: door one. They're coming near to the studio. Now, oh
Speaker 4: my shoes. Hang on, I've got the door. No no, no, no,
Speaker 4: you're going to smash it.
Speaker 5: No, you're gonna have to do That's it. You know,
Speaker 5: in life they say, be careful what you wish for.
Speaker 5: I've always wanted the cement mixer. Now I've got one.
Speaker 4: It's not going to fit in. Should we do it
Speaker 4: just from the door, Just do it from the studio,
Speaker 4: gol So, just outside the studio door.
Speaker 6: Take the door off and I'll just crawl, just crawl through.
Speaker 4: Okay, So should we turn it on?
Speaker 8: Now?
Speaker 6: Hang on, wait till Jack gets out of the way.
Speaker 4: Hang on waiting till you're clear he's just crawled under
Speaker 4: the cement mixer. Right, okay, let's turn the cement mixer on.
Speaker 4: Where do you turn it on? I think I crawl?
Speaker 5: You know, every single tradey listening to this is going
Speaker 5: this is why they shouldn't let people like you have
Speaker 5: a cement mixer out.
Speaker 4: All right? All right, so we've got god, we've got
Speaker 4: golf balls, and those if someone painted them gold, I.
Speaker 7: Think they're sprepauing of them gold very and they've each
Speaker 7: got their own individual numbers.
Speaker 4: On them, all right, chuck them into the cement mixer.
Speaker 4: Oh guss, oh boy, oh no, one's got to hang.
Speaker 7: Over this morning, right, so we're live on the mixer,
Speaker 7: Tombo to right. The okay, You've got I've got to do?
Speaker 7: You know the dog flinger tennis ball flingers.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's to.
Speaker 7: Scoop out the balls because I'm not allowed to put
Speaker 7: my hand in the Okay, Am I scooping them out?
Speaker 8: Now?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Hang on, he on, let me fire off the music.
Speaker 4: Hang on, let me fire off the music. Guys, so
Speaker 4: loud to Oconnells. Game one in four three now, schools.
Speaker 5: We don't want the trouble stool. Right, you have time
Speaker 5: to stock. I've gone back to scoop the centrals feedback, right,
Speaker 5: are you ready with that?
Speaker 7: You got the first The first number is number seven,
Speaker 7: number seven.
Speaker 4: If this is in your boast, go get ready to
Speaker 4: call us. He's putting in the dog flinger. Now, you
Speaker 4: know the ball the long arm that you see people
Speaker 4: finging tennis balls with for their dogs. The second number
Speaker 4: is number three, all right, seven and a three If
Speaker 4: it's in your boast God, give us a call out
Speaker 4: for Field Connors tickets nine four one four. Then what
Speaker 4: happened to my voice?
Speaker 5: Then?
Speaker 4: I think my voice is broken nine one for yes,
Speaker 4: nine four one four one oh four three we're going
Speaker 4: to play next. Good luck God, that is a noise.
Speaker 4: You see. Whose idea was it to get.
Speaker 1: That Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 4: Every day this week? Then we got Phil Collins tickets
Speaker 4: almost here.
Speaker 5: Then just under two weeks time, Phil Collins not dead
Speaker 5: yet live second and final show on the Saturday, February
Speaker 5: the second at Amy Part. There are some tickets and
Speaker 5: it is just a handful now that are still on
Speaker 5: sale at ticket Tech. We will see you down there.
Speaker 4: One four point Christian O'Connell's post code. That's the game.
Speaker 5: So every morning this week we've got last chance Phield
Speaker 5: Connors tickets. Then on Friday those tickets chance to be
Speaker 5: upgraded to the big prize. You get front row seats
Speaker 5: at a backstage tour with me before Little Filipino is
Speaker 5: on stage, and that is how he likes to be
Speaker 5: referred to. Hell Little Filipino II, so him post cope bingo.
Speaker 4: We've turned the cement mixer off. We've all got headaches already. Okay.
Speaker 4: So they letters and numbers that you pulled.
Speaker 7: Jack Worth, the number seven and the number three.
Speaker 4: Got it? Okay? Right, so we have Rick in Noble Park.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Rick, Hey Christian, how are you going? I'm
Speaker 4: good mate? If you had a good Christmas in New Year? Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's pretty good, pretty relaxing, excellent. Well listen, Phil Collins fan. Yeah, Well,
Speaker 4: what's more of a fan than I am?
Speaker 9: But yeah, I'm a fan?
Speaker 4: All right.
Speaker 5: Okay, so you're gonna have You're happy to come along
Speaker 5: if you win the tickets with your fan wife, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: for sure.
Speaker 4: All right, now it's all as simple as that.
Speaker 5: Jack's got three questions about your postcode of Noble Park.
Speaker 4: You ready go for it?
Speaker 7: Verify that you are from where you say you are from.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 7: I am at the War Memorial in Noble Park, paying
Speaker 7: my respects. But I want to meet some cool kids.
Speaker 7: Where is somewhere close by that I can find some
Speaker 7: cool teenagers?
Speaker 4: Cool kids?
Speaker 11: I'd say the skate.
Speaker 4: Park Noble Park, skate park. Wow, all the kill kids
Speaker 4: hang out at the skate park.
Speaker 7: Yeah, close by the Noble Park skate park is the
Speaker 7: Noble Park Aquatic Center? What color is the water slide blue? Sorry,
Speaker 7: not the not the like bit, not the stair park
Speaker 7: that you walk out, the actual slide, the actual tube.
Speaker 4: Okay, well the other one was blue. I'm not sure
Speaker 4: what the new one is.
Speaker 6: It's a new center.
Speaker 7: According to Google Maps when they took their aerial photographs.
Speaker 4: Oh, the probably the green wouldn't rain. Yes, there only
Speaker 4: ever red little green those sides, aren't they. That's all right?
Speaker 5: Listen to you two from two. Get the sturb one right,
Speaker 5: You're off to see Phil Connins live.
Speaker 7: Okay, I've been invited to the Noble Park Public Hall
Speaker 7: for a speaking event. Are you breathing?
Speaker 8: Heave? Rick?
Speaker 4: Are you in our cement mixer?
Speaker 6: Sorry?
Speaker 1: Rick?
Speaker 4: What's going on there at the other end of this line?
Speaker 4: What are you doing?
Speaker 6: Pressures on the presses on?
Speaker 7: Okay, I'm making my way to the public Hall.
Speaker 4: I've never been there before.
Speaker 7: I bumped into you on the street, reck and I say, hey,
Speaker 7: I'm looking for the public hall. What material is it
Speaker 7: built out of? So when I say it, I'll know
Speaker 7: what to look for. Red brick.
Speaker 4: Strange question, but an amazing answer, Rick, You really are
Speaker 4: from Noble Park. You're the mayor of Noble Park. You've
Speaker 4: got your field College tickets. Well done, thank you all.
Speaker 11: That's a mayor actually, I know the mayor.
Speaker 4: Actually what sunny cap or? The mayor of Noble Park.
Speaker 9: Noble Park mayor.
Speaker 4: There's a mayor of Noble Park.
Speaker 9: Do you know?
Speaker 5: I went out to Dandingel Rangers a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 5: So I went to an amazing Swiss restaurant called the
Speaker 5: Cuckoo because this place, yeah, I just find it by accident.
Speaker 4: It's like a guy playing a tuber singing angel vice.
Speaker 5: When they got robbed, Well, they didn't steal the tuba,
Speaker 5: did they In the accordion.
Speaker 9: Two guys robbed it after it was then they took
Speaker 9: off with two big bags they thought was money, but
Speaker 9: it was brid rolls.
Speaker 4: Oh rick. That's a great story for us at the end. There, mate,
Speaker 4: you have a good day. We'll see it. The Phil
Speaker 4: Connors Gig, Thank you.
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Speaker 5: Over the weekend, my teenage daugh to Ruby and my
Speaker 5: wife went for another dive. They've got their patty certificates.
Speaker 7: I thought they retired after going to playing the Sea Dragons.
Speaker 4: The Sea Dragons, and it was just a little bit cold.
Speaker 5: Turns out June was not a good time to go
Speaker 5: diving if your pommies even wearing a wet suit, they're
Speaker 5: freezing colds picking up litter from the bottom of Flinders.
Speaker 4: Wasn't it. It was like your first week living and
Speaker 4: you rush. We said, we're here sunshine.
Speaker 5: Yeah maybe in seven months time where it's wintertime now,
Speaker 5: so it's taken a while to pluck up the mustard
Speaker 5: to go back under the sea. So Saturday morning they
Speaker 5: headed off with all the gear you know, or the
Speaker 5: breathing apparatus and all this. They'd hired it all out
Speaker 5: and with a dive group and they were going to
Speaker 5: meet up at Rye Pier. It's a bit of a
Speaker 5: drive out there for them, but they were really exciting
Speaker 5: about it. And a couple of hours later when they
Speaker 5: came back, they were arguing. And that's not unique. Okay,
Speaker 5: that's not unique. You know, mums and daughters. You know,
Speaker 5: when we came around to yours, you see, there's a strong,
Speaker 5: powerful women and they and I'm like the y when
Speaker 5: trying to sort of just keep out of it. You know,
Speaker 5: I don't want to get but they're arguing, Like, hey,
Speaker 5: what's going on? How was it they're going on? We
Speaker 5: had an amazing time, but we've had a really big arguing.
Speaker 5: I thought it must have been an argument in the car.
Speaker 4: Get this, Pats.
Speaker 5: They had an argument eight meters under the sea, wearing
Speaker 5: oxygen masks, the whole eyes bulging and are waving.
Speaker 8: Do you know what?
Speaker 5: These two women were arguing about which way to go
Speaker 5: while them are going.
Speaker 4: Using hand signals? And how can two women have an
Speaker 4: argument eight meters.
Speaker 6: Under the sea because we can talk underwater?
Speaker 5: I was, I was, I was stunned that you can
Speaker 5: have an argument under the sea wearing a face mask
Speaker 5: and breathing apparatus.
Speaker 7: So where's the rest of the group or the rest
Speaker 7: of the group paddled off and there I think they
Speaker 7: just left them.
Speaker 5: You know, your teenage daughter and a mum, you know,
Speaker 5: diving together. Let's just move them away. So yeah, so
Speaker 5: this morning, want to know weird places you've had a
Speaker 5: row or an argument? Because actually, when you have a
Speaker 5: row argument, it's never about where you are. It just
Speaker 5: suddenly ignites, doesn't it. After this song, I'll tell you
Speaker 5: about an amazing one I had last when I took
Speaker 5: my dad to play mini golf at Sandy Minigolf and
Speaker 5: the argument we had there as well. But if you've
Speaker 5: had an argument in an unusual location, please let us know.
Speaker 5: This morning nine four one four one four three the.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 5: So it was just talking about weird places. You had
Speaker 5: an argument my wife and our teenage daughter the match.
Speaker 5: They have an hour of the weekend scuba diving together
Speaker 5: eight meters under the sea, underneath rpe here and a
Speaker 5: full blown a mime argument. I didn't know you could
Speaker 5: do such a thing, but they did. And I was
Speaker 5: just saying that when my dad's over the moment, never
Speaker 5: been to Australia before, he's having an amazing time. And
Speaker 5: last week I took him to play mini golf at
Speaker 5: Sandy Mini Golf Course. Got eighteen oer mini golf course there.
Speaker 5: It's actually really hard and I'd lie to the kids.
Speaker 5: I said it was a crazy golf course. Now do
Speaker 5: you know there's a difference.
Speaker 4: Crazy golf is when you've got the lighthouse and you've
Speaker 4: got the wind meal at the women meal, and so
Speaker 4: I said, the kids is crazy golf course.
Speaker 5: I knew it wasn't just a normal minigolf one second hole.
Speaker 5: They go to me, Dad, this's course isn't crazy enough.
Speaker 5: But they started realized it was a minute. So my
Speaker 5: dad and I have taken it very, very seriously.
Speaker 8: Right.
Speaker 5: My dad since been a kid, never someone to let
Speaker 5: his son win. So I'm thinking, an, I'm an adult,
Speaker 5: now I'm going to So I beat him by two points,
Speaker 5: and it was like it was a major turning point
Speaker 5: in my line. Anyway, it was a boiling beautiful day.
Speaker 8: Right.
Speaker 5: It's about three o'clock in the afternoon, It's thirty one degrees.
Speaker 4: We're all in shorts. The kids have got hats on,
Speaker 4: suntan lotion on. It is baking hot.
Speaker 5: My dad has got a long sleeved fleece top on,
Speaker 5: right gosh, And I say, Dad, you're gonna have to
Speaker 5: take that off. He's going to know this is keeping
Speaker 5: me cool. I went, Dad, it's fleece, it's thermal. And
Speaker 5: have I got this wrong? My dad he actually married
Speaker 5: to convince me. He said, no, no, no, think about
Speaker 5: thermal's son is no.
Speaker 4: I only want to keep you keep the temperature body
Speaker 4: temperature in it keeps heat off you. So I have
Speaker 4: my shot and I.
Speaker 5: Don't think that's right. And I don't think thermal keeps
Speaker 5: heat off you. It's not gonna let you cool down.
Speaker 7: I think the breeze would be better off over your
Speaker 7: skin if you were wearing a T shirt than a
Speaker 7: fleece would.
Speaker 5: To flee fix doesn't keep the heat off you.
Speaker 4: Otherwise we see trade ees.
Speaker 5: In baking heat with a big old fleece North facetop on.
Speaker 4: Perhaps have you heard you and Christmas have had some dean?
Speaker 6: Do you never row anywhere?
Speaker 7: Can you?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 6: The car's good. But I remember once we broke up
Speaker 6: briefly in the middle of Kmart.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, like Bruce Springsteen the poetry.
Speaker 6: I can't even remember why. I don't even know what
Speaker 6: we'll find.
Speaker 4: It's a miserable place to be. What kind of ile
Speaker 4: were you in there? Remember?
Speaker 6: Dead in the middle, right near the customers?
Speaker 4: And what was the argument over?
Speaker 6: I can't remember.
Speaker 4: And you broke up.
Speaker 6: I can never remember what our arguments.
Speaker 5: They all blend into another. Once you've been together long
Speaker 5: enough and you marry, but you broke up. So what
Speaker 5: happens do you go and hide another.
Speaker 4: Yes, when you're ready to apologize, I'll be over.
Speaker 8: In the.
Speaker 4: Fair.
Speaker 2: All is that we both went in opposite directions and
Speaker 2: then we laid up to game out five minutes later.
Speaker 5: That's fantastic, all right, So we're weird places. You've had
Speaker 5: an argument, Best cat, we get you in the next
Speaker 5: twenty minutes. I've got some of my great tickets. It's
Speaker 5: a family pass to go and see the awesome school
Speaker 5: that brought the musical. I took the kids to see
Speaker 5: it over Christmas. Is a great night out those kids
Speaker 5: and the actor playing Finn is brilliant and it's a
Speaker 5: great musical. We've got a family pass. We're looking for
Speaker 5: the best story. Then, about weird places. You've had an argument?
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Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 5: Talk about weird places you've had an argument. My wife
Speaker 5: and our teenage daughter. They mutually have a row eight
Speaker 5: meters under the sea. They were diving at the weekend,
Speaker 5: doing dive out right here, and they mus have a
Speaker 5: mime row as only a teenager and a mum can
Speaker 5: do incredible scenes. So talk about whit blessus. You've had
Speaker 5: an argument. Pat once broke up with her husband Chris
Speaker 5: in Kmar. It's enough to test any relationship going around Kmart.
Speaker 4: Same with Ikea. It's impossible for my wife and I
Speaker 4: not to have an argument. Even the way too. I
Speaker 4: could just get in.
Speaker 5: The postcode of Ikea brings out the worst to me,
Speaker 5: that lighting and we can never just leave with what
Speaker 5: we went to get such getting other stuff and how
Speaker 5: I get the time. Now we're in the hand towels,
Speaker 5: we're getting new This is so fluffy with these hands
Speaker 5: as we get these monks as well, it's horrific.
Speaker 4: All right, Katherine's on the line, Catherine, good morning, Hello,
Speaker 4: how are you? I'm great? It is great to be back.
Speaker 4: I hope you had a lovely Christmas and New Year, Catherine.
Speaker 11: I did hard eyes wasn't long enough, but it was lovely.
Speaker 7: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I wasn't off to learn any long enough. I can't
Speaker 5: believe I had to come back to what for six weeks?
Speaker 9: Not long enough.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Gavin and Hagey last week when I popped in
Speaker 4: here they were I was like, how are your Christmas?
Speaker 4: Is a new Year?
Speaker 5: And had I think Gavin Miller was allowed to have
Speaker 5: an hour and a half off and Huggy got five
Speaker 5: minutes out.
Speaker 4: Let him out for five minutes, walk around the block,
Speaker 4: leaves back in. Captain. What's the word place you've had
Speaker 4: an argument? Mote?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 11: Well, my husband and I chucked off to the Estates
Speaker 11: on our honeymoon, and when we have many feet in
Speaker 11: the air having an argument over who is going to
Speaker 11: sit next to not being rode the smelly people next
Speaker 11: to us? Was this terrible pregnant in the height of
Speaker 11: morning sickness, couldn't send a smell of anything, and he
Speaker 11: refused to sit there, and he made me sit the
Speaker 11: whole I don't know, twelve hours whatever it was to
Speaker 11: our first stop what I wasn't having.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, but as a as a gentleman, as a man,
Speaker 4: you are there to be the buffer. I accept that.
Speaker 4: I'm always in that. Yeah, no, I think that's his job.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, I want to throw your husband under the
Speaker 5: bus here, but that's his job to soak up the smell.
Speaker 11: Yeah, you would think, wouldn't you, But no, so have
Speaker 11: a good honeymoon.
Speaker 7: Do you have to have one of those arguments through
Speaker 7: gritted teeth, almost like whispers, because you can't let smelly
Speaker 7: people as you called them here.
Speaker 11: Yep, pretty mad and say, oh they one the armories. Okay,
Speaker 11: I'm sitting here, I'm putting.
Speaker 9: My elbow let.
Speaker 5: Seriously, there's nothing worse when you when you're crammed into
Speaker 5: those tiny little seats on a long haul flight and
Speaker 5: there's some stink bucket next to you bugging it up,
Speaker 5: and you're like, use some diode.
Speaker 4: You must better smell the ammonia coming from hor.
Speaker 9: And morning singers just didn't help.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you need those.
Speaker 7: I think your master dropped down just said that properly.
Speaker 4: That's a great call. All right, listen, but we got
Speaker 4: to go. Thank you very much for cool and have
Speaker 4: a good week.
Speaker 8: Thank you you too.
Speaker 4: All right, we should have Jane on the line now.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Jane, Morning Christian.
Speaker 8: How are you.
Speaker 4: I'm great. I hope you're Will you have a nice
Speaker 4: Christmas in New Year?
Speaker 9: I have thank you with you?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Awesome. And what's the weird place you've had an argument? Mate?
Speaker 8: Well it's it's not weird, but it's very topical. My
Speaker 8: husband and I back in New Care we were going
Speaker 8: down to see Phil a Genesis roundhair.
Speaker 5: Park in the moment is barely a half hour goes by.
Speaker 5: We're not talking about Filipino Collins. That might be a
Speaker 5: tribute to doctors.
Speaker 4: There is one, some Taiwanese Phil Collins.
Speaker 8: I've forgotten what I rang in for now.
Speaker 4: Coins you're an argument with Phil Collins.
Speaker 8: And we were driving down in the car and we
Speaker 8: had my husband's sister and brother in law in the
Speaker 8: car in the back, and I was directing, only not
Speaker 8: very well. I had the map upside down and I
Speaker 8: was like, this way that way, and we've got a
Speaker 8: little bit lost, and we ended up not talking, and
Speaker 8: it carried on into the concert and I can't remember
Speaker 8: how long it went on for it was very frosty
Speaker 8: to begin with, and so we didn't enjoy the concept
Speaker 8: as much as we'd hoped too. It was a bit frosty,
Speaker 8: and it was a bit awkward for the sister and
Speaker 8: brother in law. But wow, yeah, But the thing is
Speaker 8: we still went on to get married and our song
Speaker 8: is groovey kind of love.
Speaker 4: Ah, that's great. And Jane, are you going to see
Speaker 4: him live?
Speaker 8: No? No, we're not.
Speaker 7: Why are not bad memories too expensive?
Speaker 4: Well, you can try and win them this week. We've
Speaker 4: got tickets for grabs trying tomorrow morning.
Speaker 8: Christian, your competition is not the best. I must say
Speaker 8: the cement like thee you live and I've just moved here,
Speaker 8: not long ago.
Speaker 4: Oh you don't know your area.
Speaker 8: I don't know my areas.
Speaker 4: I don't know. We'll go on Google Maps. It's an
Speaker 4: easy thing to change. Jack does he staring at Google
Speaker 4: Maps writing questions about reservoirs and.
Speaker 8: That doesn't tell you what bricks are buildings.
Speaker 5: Come on, all right, Jane listen. Thank you very much
Speaker 5: your story, and Paul you have a great week. Oh right,
Speaker 5: that's brilliant.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
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Speaker 5: We are back for twenty nineteen, which means on a
Speaker 5: Monday morning we do your misheard lyrics.
Speaker 4: Got some brand new ones.
Speaker 5: So there's a guy who listens to the show and
Speaker 5: he makes his top fives of misheard lyrics. He's got
Speaker 5: his first one for twenty nineteen. If you're new to
Speaker 5: this feature, you've never heard it before. Some of our
Speaker 5: hall of famous for mishard lyrics, the Beatles my baby
Speaker 5: donkey stead of my baby don't care it is my
Speaker 5: baby donkey. These next two my still my favorites Celine
Speaker 5: Dion and rather the Heart must go on, The hot
Speaker 5: Dogs go on.
Speaker 4: You cannot unhear this.
Speaker 7: Hot you said this weekend. She loves doing that song
Speaker 7: at karaoke, and I can only think of the song.
Speaker 5: Here it is again the hot Dogs go on, Hota,
Speaker 5: and then this classic from the Who. No one knows
Speaker 5: what it's like to be the Batman instead of the
Speaker 5: sad man.
Speaker 6: One knows what it's like to be the Batman.
Speaker 4: That's great, all right, brand new ones. Then first up
Speaker 4: we go to the eighties Billy Ocean from Going Gets Tough.
Speaker 4: It sounds like go and get stuff. Let's have a
Speaker 4: listen something like that. It's gone there from Billy Ocean.
Speaker 4: Another one from the eighties.
Speaker 5: Now Shuka Khan ain't nobody, So the lyrics should be
Speaker 5: next thing I knew was you hold me close? So
Speaker 5: John thinks of saying, next thing I knew was you
Speaker 5: holding meat clothes?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Something that one.
Speaker 5: Let's got the seventies now t this classic metal Guru.
Speaker 5: It's meant to be metal guru.
Speaker 4: Is it you? Or is it metal? Or is it
Speaker 4: Vanilla Gnoo? Is it you? Yeah? But what's canoe anyway.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Now we go to Van Hayden Jump, I ain't
Speaker 5: the worst that you've ever seen, or is it? I
Speaker 5: ate the words that you've seen. It's just about in there,
Speaker 5: isn't it. And now we go to beg Stend Alive,
Speaker 5: music loud and women warm. Now, John, I'm not sure
Speaker 5: why this one. I'm not sure what I should be
Speaker 5: saying this, but anywhere.
Speaker 4: Let's go with it.
Speaker 5: Use allowed a Willy Warmer, have a listen, Use allowed
Speaker 5: a Willie Warmer. All right, So if you've got some
Speaker 5: misheard lyrics, I've got some more that you came up
Speaker 5: with over Christmas New Year that you kind of have
Speaker 5: to email. Going to those next, but if you ever
Speaker 5: find anyone to hear them on Monday's misshad lyrics, email
Speaker 5: me Christian at Gold one oh four to three dot
Speaker 5: com dot AU.
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Speaker 4: Jack, and I've just had an idea.
Speaker 5: The only way this idea can ever be on radio
Speaker 5: is if we find someone in the next day or
Speaker 5: two who is Filipino.
Speaker 7: Can't say anymore, but if you are Filipino, a Filipino
Speaker 7: singer or they don't have to be a singer. No,
Speaker 7: don't worry about that, but we can fix that in
Speaker 7: the studio.
Speaker 4: Okay, if you are Filipino listener, Melbourne's a very multicultural city.
Speaker 4: I'm obviously from Pommyland, but we are searching for Filipinos.
Speaker 5: That doesn't sound right on it, does it? Just start
Speaker 5: saying that looking for Filipinos. If if you are Filipino,
Speaker 5: please give us a call next day or two nine
Speaker 5: four one one four to three. Hey, this is great
Speaker 5: news there January your skins. You spend all your money
Speaker 5: over the summer and Christmas, which is why we are here.
Speaker 5: Fifty thousand dollars to pay your bills. It starts next
Speaker 5: Monday on the Breakfast Show, be running all day long
Speaker 5: on the station as well with Gav and Huggy. We've
Speaker 5: got fifteen thousand dollars to pay your bills. We've teamed
Speaker 5: up with tinta Car. Don't drive naked this summer. Get
Speaker 5: yourself tinted. I think that's what they do. So if
Speaker 5: I go in there, I don't have to use slipsop.
Speaker 5: I can just get myself tinted. Body tinting. Also, you
Speaker 5: know our producer wears those very thick glasses. Can he
Speaker 5: get them tinted? Well, they do that as well.
Speaker 4: I know they do cars, but I mean can they
Speaker 4: do like motorbikes as well? Can they ting?
Speaker 7: Sure, you just use the offcut from the wind screen
Speaker 7: and do the glasses. Also, there's a window in the
Speaker 7: studio that really annoys me that people can just peer in.
Speaker 7: I'd like to have this one of the studio winter
Speaker 7: or studio windows tinted. So if our friends at Tintacar
Speaker 7: when I come in and do some tinting in the studio,
Speaker 7: ice possible tint you can do Tinder car. What's that
Speaker 7: window there that the sales people we'll just bring.
Speaker 5: Sometimes they bring lovely clients who want to advertise on station,
Speaker 5: but sometimes they just bring people just stare in at
Speaker 5: us like you're at the zoo.
Speaker 4: It is like that. It's slightly intimidating as well, so
Speaker 4: be grateful. We just have a tint there as well.
Speaker 5: All right, So it's fifty thousand dollars up for grabs,
Speaker 5: so just please share your bills with us. Some of
Speaker 5: you already started emailing me last week. You can do that,
Speaker 5: but that isn't the way you'll enter and Also, if
Speaker 5: you're going to do that, I mean it's nice to
Speaker 5: me to see your bills. Please don't start putting on
Speaker 5: on your PDF documents. I've got all your full addresses,
Speaker 5: credit card details. You can't trust me, Okay, please don't
Speaker 5: do that. Go to a website won't take you long,
Speaker 5: and we could be paying off your bill over the
Speaker 5: next couple of weeks. Fifty thousand dollars is a lot
Speaker 5: of money. My favorite bill I've seen so far is
Speaker 5: some poor woman. Dental care is expensive. Her daughter's gotta
Speaker 5: wear braces and she's got a huge bill for that.
Speaker 5: So we're looking for bills big and small. Head over
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Speaker 1: O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 4: Gene.
Speaker 5: I'll be glad enough to pay off credit card bill.
Speaker 5: This last couple of weeks obviously has been expensive. What's
Speaker 5: of going out about and bredsiffs? And then I had
Speaker 5: to buy something which my life is over now I
Speaker 5: own a roofrack.
Speaker 4: It's over.
Speaker 5: When I drove away with a roofrack on my car,
Speaker 5: part of me died and I will never get that
Speaker 5: part back.
Speaker 4: I felt like piling over and going it is over.
Speaker 4: What's happened to me? I've got a roof rack. I'm
Speaker 4: that dad, Oh gool anyway, pair that with the.
Speaker 7: Bike rack on the back of I know, wow, I
Speaker 7: am Clark Griswold.
Speaker 4: All right, the work time wasters back. I've been looking
Speaker 4: forward to doing this this morning. You know this works.
Speaker 5: Then we give you a topic. You knock yourself out
Speaker 5: trying to come up with your best ones. Today's that
Speaker 5: work time waste. With the Australian Open on second week,
Speaker 5: the big week, Federer crashing out. Gain's been paid to
Speaker 5: four am in the morning last week. We're looking for
Speaker 5: your tennis movies. That's today's outwork time waster. I've got
Speaker 5: there's something about Murray that's great?
Speaker 4: Is it good? Gold? That's a gold?
Speaker 8: Wow?
Speaker 4: Oh the rest of these? Did Murray retire? Yeah? Retired?
Speaker 5: Yeah, Well it looks like it's over him and it's
Speaker 5: dodgy hip two. There's something up Murray. I've got four
Speaker 5: metal four metal racket.
Speaker 4: That's good racket. Ralph Yep, that's good.
Speaker 5: I don't know which was better. Fifteen Love actually that's
Speaker 5: good and a good movie. Terrible movie. Umpire strikes back.
Speaker 5: Who they'll fade up a picture?
Speaker 4: Okay? Uh and Lord of the Strings. All right, Jack,
Speaker 4: what have you got then? Tennis movies?
Speaker 7: A star is Bjorn Borg? Oh yes, yeah, good Bronze
Speaker 7: the double Fault now stars smart, thank you. This is
Speaker 7: in a smart tennis the menace and tron legacy becomes
Speaker 7: tron agacy.
Speaker 4: Oh that's very good.
Speaker 5: That's your best one there. All right, what have you
Speaker 5: got tennis movies? Jack will market them in ten minutes time.
Speaker 5: Text them now. Oh four seven five o three one
Speaker 5: oh four three. Text your tennis movies. Oh four seven
Speaker 5: five o three.
Speaker 1: One oh four three, The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's
Speaker 1: Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 4: We are back as is a brand new time waste today.
Speaker 4: We're looking for your tennis movies. Jack. Are you ready too, Mark, Yes, sir, okay,
Speaker 4: let's get into them. Bohemian rackstady not very good, Silva,
Speaker 4: I'll you. I'll be gentle.
Speaker 5: I think he knew this. This is on Benny Boy
Speaker 5: and Cobra. Come on, team. It's a new year. We're
Speaker 5: all taking time to get back into it. I appreciate
Speaker 5: the honesty.
Speaker 4: Benning Cobau broken Strings. Stratos is back. Happy New Year, Stratos,
Speaker 4: broken strings.
Speaker 7: Don't know no, the faster, the Federer better silver.
Speaker 4: That's nice.
Speaker 5: Scott Worriby, well done tennis. Things I hate about you.
Speaker 5: Our first gold of twenty.
Speaker 4: Nineteen goes to mother. She's back in Cranbourne. Ball boys
Speaker 4: in the Hood. That's good, that's very good.
Speaker 5: Actually, Pete in Abbots food, the Wizard of Oz open, Oh, nice,
Speaker 5: sivil plus. Jim in Belmont, well done, thirty love Actually
Speaker 5: that sole yours almost exactly.
Speaker 4: Shame on you.
Speaker 5: Nick in Mount Waverley, cloudy with a chance of meat,
Speaker 5: ball boys, Danielle funny, very very good. One sharp over
Speaker 5: the Cuckoo's Nest, one flew over, one sharp over.
Speaker 4: Hello, Hello, he's five bronzes for you. The Grand Slam
Speaker 4: Budapest Hotel. Oh, that's nice.
Speaker 5: Civil plus Stephen Ferntree, gunny ten things I hate about
Speaker 5: juice silver plus, Uh, tough about ron trading aces.
Speaker 4: Oh that's good, smart, very very good. It's from Dukes
Speaker 4: in Croydon who framed Roger Federer.
Speaker 9: Gold.
Speaker 4: That's some guy. Uh dude, where's my tennis racket?
Speaker 5: It's our first we've had a dude one, we've had
Speaker 5: a cloudy one with the dude just back for twenty nineteen. Dude,
Speaker 5: where's my tennis racket? Darryl gets a silver? All right,
Speaker 5: thank you very much though its very good. That'll be
Speaker 5: brand new one tomorrow.
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Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 4: Did you guys know any forty five percent of Australians
Speaker 4: don't know your neighbors really, even though now I've got Rudy,
Speaker 4: my Croatian neighbor on my left is a yeah, lovely guy.
Speaker 4: I was chanting yesterday. Now I've been to your new place,
Speaker 4: which is beautiful, thank you. Do you know the neighbors there?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 3: No, I know.
Speaker 4: Neighbors are all up and down the street.
Speaker 7: Four houses on the left, four houses on the right.
Speaker 4: Okay, who've you got next door? Introduced me to the scene.
Speaker 7: She's actually ex UK. Yeah, she came over here. She's
Speaker 7: in her eighties now. She came over here as an athlete.
Speaker 7: She's a sprinter. Oh yeah, from the UK. But men
Speaker 7: Australian and they married, okay.
Speaker 4: And who's on the right.
Speaker 7: That's Kieran and Adelante. They have been in the suburb. Oh,
Speaker 7: she grew up in the suburb, so they've been there
Speaker 7: for forty odd years.
Speaker 6: Nice impersonally.
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Speaker 4: Huggy is coming up next. He's off to a fly
Speaker 4: this year. You know he's warming up for Phil Collins.
Speaker 6: I heard that that's mercy for Hugster.
Speaker 4: He is opening for Phil Collins.
Speaker 6: He's great at that though, have you seen him do that?
Speaker 4: Before Oh my word, I mean all the comedians when
Speaker 4: they come over, they always have Huggy to open for them.
Speaker 4: Chris Rock, So is he gonna do that ping pong
Speaker 4: thing he does late night?
Speaker 8: You know?
Speaker 4: He fires him out of his little Who are is
Speaker 4: he doing that?
Speaker 6: I'm waiting for his reaction when he sees what we've
Speaker 6: done to his studio. We've cleaned it up.
Speaker 4: Oh, he doesn't like check, not gonna co He's no
Speaker 4: Mary Condo. He's not going to like that, you know.
Speaker 5: All right, So title today's show is oh my god,
Speaker 5: Oh my dad doesn't find out about this old man.
Speaker 5: We are back tomorrow morning. We've got more Phil Collins tickets.
Speaker 5: We can see Huggy live doing that ping pong thing
Speaker 5: he does. We bends over and anyway you need to
Speaker 5: see it to be honest. Just we came from the
Speaker 5: front row. And also we've got the return of five
Speaker 5: Topic Tuesday. Thanks listening greatly.
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