Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 2: So talk back teams is where we play the weird
Speaker 2: shit that occurs on talkback radio because it's a fucking cesspool,
Speaker 2: isn't it.
Speaker 3: Yeah it is.
Speaker 1: You get some weird characters calling.
Speaker 3: Machine, also from the hosts and from the listeners the hosts,
Speaker 3: because you think about it, these poor fuckers have to
Speaker 3: feel so much time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no songs, very few ad breaks often, yeah,
Speaker 2: especially at ABC, but yeah, that's why they get so
Speaker 2: many odd characters calling through. And often when it's a
Speaker 2: really popular talkback radio station, you could be on hold
Speaker 2: for ages, like we have called talkback radio stations in
Speaker 2: this segment, and we don't have to wait too long
Speaker 2: because we pick on the underdogs. We go for the
Speaker 2: less popular stations so that we don't have to wait
Speaker 2: too long. But the really popular stations you could be
Speaker 2: on hold for quite a while because there's, believe it
Speaker 2: or not, lots of people calling through and over. On
Speaker 2: three a W apparently one man was on hold so
Speaker 2: long that he just fell asleep. What and so by
Speaker 2: the time they took his call, this is what they heard.
Speaker 4: John calls from South Australia. Get a John. Oh, no,
Speaker 4: John's been hanging on it been. It's been a good
Speaker 4: twenty odd minutes or so, and he's fallen asleep. We
Speaker 4: had the passing parade and the news and a break
Speaker 4: and another call. Yeah, that's a big snare. I wonder
Speaker 4: if John's married. Oh, because I snore a bit like this. Actually,
Speaker 4: I fell asleep in the office yesterday afternoon, Like I've
Speaker 4: got a door that shuts, and I'm just a little
Speaker 4: on the tired side. So I just leaned back on
Speaker 4: the chair. It's still snowing. I leaned back on the
Speaker 4: chair and put my feet up on the desk and
Speaker 4: I just closed my eyes just I'll just get a
Speaker 4: little five minute power and app and then I wake
Speaker 4: myself up with a snore. Oh are you there, John? Yeah,
Speaker 4: good mate? How are you tricking off? No, that's right.
Speaker 4: It happens at this time in the morning.
Speaker 3: Not a problem.
Speaker 1: I love that he'd stuck with it.
Speaker 2: Didn't move on to any other callers, just stuck with
Speaker 2: the snoring, poor thing. So it was a snoring on
Speaker 2: the line for a total of sixty seconds. That's a
Speaker 2: long time before he finally went.
Speaker 3: Now, what do we think the setup was? I was
Speaker 3: trying to picture that was the fine on his neck
Speaker 3: on his lap or was he in a bluetooth head thing.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Maybe it was like a home phone and he just
Speaker 2: kind of had it tucked between his cheek and his shoulder.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm imagining. Why was he querying whether or
Speaker 2: not he had a partner, I don't know. I think
Speaker 2: that was like heterosexual humor. Like my wife balls me,
Speaker 2: I wonder if he's married. I saw like, yeah, right right,
Speaker 2: if he's married, will be for long. And so I
Speaker 2: was thinking that we should try and beat that sixty seconds. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we call a radio station and snore on the line.
Speaker 2: See how long it takes him to hang up. Similar
Speaker 2: to coughing fit chicken. Yeah, I think coughing fit chicken.
Speaker 2: But the WORRINGITCHI it's.
Speaker 3: Literally perfect for me, coughing fit chick. And we had
Speaker 3: to stop for medical reasons because I was coughing up
Speaker 3: my lam.
Speaker 1: No. You literally just have a nap now, I just sleep.
Speaker 3: It's perfect for me. But try to call a radio station.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know, because I was thinking that not
Speaker 2: a lot of radio stations would stick with that call.
Speaker 2: If we're trying to beat the record, most radio stations
Speaker 2: could be like, Okay, then there and then move on.
Speaker 1: So maybe we should call someone else.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and also it's quite handy that you're feeling fucked
Speaker 2: in the head today because that will lend itself quite
Speaker 2: nicely to your character.
Speaker 3: Dot wickens it will.
Speaker 2: She's seen all of the best of the time. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's perfect for your current na.
Speaker 3: She's here, she is here.
Speaker 2: Bring in the ninety year old alter ego of mitches.
Speaker 1: Come on in. Don't spill the lemonade.
Speaker 3: She spilled her the sweps she's diabetic. She can't have it.
Speaker 2: We're going to get you to make a phone call.
Speaker 2: And are you feeling a bit tired, because it's not
Speaker 2: off if you want.
Speaker 3: It, Yes, my right around the corner.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we haven't thought of who we're going to call
Speaker 2: on your behalf though, Dot Mitchell Cherry come back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, who should we call instead of a radio station?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 1: What about? How made it? TVSN?
Speaker 3: We call her a couple of weeks we've done that.
Speaker 3: I feel like a numberould be blocked. What if we
Speaker 3: were to call a sleep appnear clinic, they'd have so
Speaker 3: much empathy because they're used to it. In fact, this
Speaker 3: is probably a daily occurrence clinics that.
Speaker 1: Will definitely beat the sixty seconds, okay, or.
Speaker 3: A sleep center or a sleep study. I've had a
Speaker 3: sleep study done. They're very nice.
Speaker 2: Do we want Peninsula Sleep Clinic or Sydney Sleep Center?
Speaker 3: I think Sydney Sleep Senate.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, we'll give them a well you.
Speaker 3: Wantus to call on one? No, I've pissed.
Speaker 4: Ship.
Speaker 3: Okay, into the mic. Dot. Do you think she should
Speaker 3: talk first or Dot should?
Speaker 1: Yes, she should talk for a bit and then at
Speaker 1: some stage just does off. Here's the Jenna.
Speaker 2: Can you get your stop watch ready and just once
Speaker 2: the snoring starts, see if we can beat the six.
Speaker 3: So I'm just gonna once Dot starts, she should continue
Speaker 3: snoring until she gets hung up on or should she
Speaker 3: wake up?
Speaker 1: Correct? That's right, Sorry, I'm cranking. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 3: Okay, give this work, come up.
Speaker 1: Here's fun.
Speaker 3: Yes, Sydney Sleep Center and a boy speaking.
Speaker 1: Kind of a bombanee.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry your name? Oh and I'm so sorry, dear.
Speaker 3: I heard abominee or abomination.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: My name is DoD Wiggans. My GP has referred me
Speaker 3: to book in for a examination, a sleep examination.
Speaker 5: Sure, not a problem.
Speaker 3: Did they give you a. Yes, I'll have to check.
Speaker 3: Let me just check my I'll just check my note
Speaker 3: one second.
Speaker 4: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: That is.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: Uh No, I believe you could drop it off a
Speaker 2: pathology was there?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Exactly?
Speaker 5: Was there company that she referred to or was it
Speaker 5: just a generic that she gave you?
Speaker 3: Okay, not a problem.
Speaker 4: Yeah, drop it off at any pathology company with the
Speaker 4: letter and attributes.
Speaker 1: Her Okay, no worries.
Speaker 5: M M.
Speaker 2: Are you there?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: Sorry?
Speaker 3: Oh sorry, boronation you there?
Speaker 1: I have indeed, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3: I don't have the referral. I'm gonna have to buzz
Speaker 3: you back, darling.
Speaker 5: All right, So if you contact your doctor and get
Speaker 5: the referral, all I need to do is email it
Speaker 5: to us and then we can make you a book.
Speaker 3: And so the doctor needs to recite the referral before
Speaker 3: we can make you're an appointment. All right, Thank you,
Speaker 3: thank you, meantiful thanks. Oh dear, she was too sweet.
Speaker 3: I couldn't she was so nice.
Speaker 1: Did you hear her mutter under her breath?
Speaker 4: Fuck?
Speaker 1: Yes? Okay, so long?
Speaker 3: How long did they go?
Speaker 1: A minute?
Speaker 3: Forty seven seconds?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you definitely met the sixty second. Where's the come on,
Speaker 1: Give me.
Speaker 3: Some Mitchell Green one. It should be green. Anything excitable
Speaker 3: is green.
Speaker 1: Elevator music is green.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's my favorite.
Speaker 2: Yeah, obviously that's not a fucking winner sound effect.
Speaker 3: What else do I have?
Speaker 1: I can't find a bloody and it's sound.
Speaker 3: Got a life on now?
Speaker 1: No, I won't move on until I found up. Just
Speaker 1: type in w A. Yeah, out of practice, sorry about this?
Speaker 3: Yeah totally. I actually need to get her details.
Speaker 1: I do need to sleep study on top of everything.
Speaker 3: Have you had a sleep study before someone watches you
Speaker 3: sleep the whole night with probes on?
Speaker 2: I couldn't do that, but I couldn't get to sleep,
Speaker 2: and then they think I've got real issues.
Speaker 3: No, they're in a it's like a two way glass
Speaker 3: thing like they You don't you can't watch.
Speaker 1: Hang on, shout up, jan, I tell me the time again?
Speaker 3: How did I do?
Speaker 1: One minute forty seven seconds?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: We beat the record and that's when we give out
Speaker 1: cars close enough? Also is still in here? No, she's
Speaker 1: still asleep down.
Speaker 3: Ship?
Speaker 1: No hey do.
Speaker 3: Get Oh she's dropped. Get out. We're ending the show.
Speaker 1: You thanks for coming.
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: A podcast by a couple of meches.