Speaker 1: Brittany Laura.
Speaker 2: Come on, hello, my guys.
Speaker 1: It's Thursday, two days left to the weekend. One point
Speaker 1: five days left to the weekend.
Speaker 3: Britte, I'm thoroughly enjoying this haircut, but I do want
Speaker 3: to point out that you looked very insane on social media.
Speaker 1: I cut my hair into a bob. Thanks for noting.
Speaker 4: No, you didn't know how to Britney Spears esque meltdown.
Speaker 4: You went on Instagram live. I cut your hair with
Speaker 4: a pair of chicken shop.
Speaker 5: Literally kitchen scissors.
Speaker 3: I also did see Brittany running down the street with
Speaker 3: an umbrella trying to hit people, so it was a
Speaker 3: true and.
Speaker 4: That they were actually separate our And you've got such
Speaker 4: piercing blue eyes that are beautiful when you've got a
Speaker 4: nice dress on, but when you've got scissors in your hands,
Speaker 4: it's actually very terrifying.
Speaker 1: I let me explain myself.
Speaker 4: Don't beat your eyes are so beaty.
Speaker 1: I did have long, beautiful hair that was way down
Speaker 1: past my boobs, and I decided I had seen online
Speaker 1: people cutting their own hair into like bob and it
Speaker 1: looked so easy. It must have been a trend. People
Speaker 1: were like combing it out straight, getting their scissors and
Speaker 1: just cutting straight across. I was like, that can't be
Speaker 1: that hard. This is what happens when you live alone
Speaker 1: and you're on your own for too long. So I
Speaker 1: got my scissors, which I only happened to have blunt
Speaker 1: kitchen scissors, which turns out you can't cut a bob,
Speaker 1: and I tried to cut it myself.
Speaker 3: I'm we're not in the middle of COVID lockdown. You
Speaker 3: don't need to cut your own hair anymore.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I live on the edge, Laura. I need
Speaker 1: that excitement in my life and I need the challenge.
Speaker 3: To be fair though she doesn't because the next day
Speaker 3: you went to the hair dresser and got a fish.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's great. It was like four step hacked.
Speaker 1: I was like, my hairdresser messaged me. He's like, I've
Speaker 1: cleared it. I've cleared the afternoon, and I was like,
Speaker 1: ome by my way.
Speaker 3: All right, well I have It's Thursday, which means it's
Speaker 3: ass gung cut. But we have such a juicy one today.
Speaker 3: We have a nudist joining us on the pico. Think
Speaker 3: going to come on noot. Yeah, that's exactly what's happening
Speaker 3: in the studio. A nudist and it's happening next.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 4: If you want advice on you know, the nudist industry,
Speaker 4: you come to the Pickup. It seems right, it's times
Speaker 4: for it, all right, that's coming up a neudists on
Speaker 4: the pickup. Listen, it's Thursday, which means we're doing this.
Speaker 1: Ask um cut.
Speaker 3: I love this segment. It is where you guys call
Speaker 3: up with your deep, you're dark, you're burning questions. It
Speaker 3: is ask guncut and we have quite the little pickle today.
Speaker 3: It's got to do with being a nudist running around
Speaker 3: wild and free, and this segment's.
Speaker 4: About us giving advice. Britt, you're not a neudist, Laura,
Speaker 4: you're not.
Speaker 1: I'm not.
Speaker 3: I mean, you don't know me what I do in
Speaker 3: my spare time. But we have Louise. Louise, welcome to
Speaker 3: the pickup.
Speaker 5: Hello, Hello, what's happened? And why are you running around
Speaker 5: nude all the time?
Speaker 2: Look, I am a bit of a newist, but I
Speaker 2: have three boys, they're currently six stree in one and
Speaker 2: I am constantly told by family members and even my
Speaker 2: husband that it's time to cover up. So I haven't.
Speaker 2: I want to know when is it time to cover up.
Speaker 2: What age is it that I no longer am going
Speaker 2: to u physically scar them and you know impact their
Speaker 2: future relationship?
Speaker 5: Are they going to be scarred?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 4: I still have my mum's bush seed into my brain
Speaker 4: from seeing it at six so much?
Speaker 5: Do you reckon you were six?
Speaker 4: I would have been. I would have been no older.
Speaker 5: Than sixcess, but you turned out fine.
Speaker 1: Okay, this is not a bickering between you, Louise. Are
Speaker 1: you a nudist outside of the house, Like, do you
Speaker 1: as a family go to the nude bitches or you together?
Speaker 1: It actually means a lot as kids answer the question.
Speaker 2: Look, I'm not, but like it's well known that I'm
Speaker 2: one of the you know, like the naked drunks or
Speaker 2: if you're a close friend, you've definitely seen me naked.
Speaker 2: So it's one of those sorts.
Speaker 3: Of things, as in, if you've had a few drinks,
Speaker 3: you end up being the nude one at the party.
Speaker 1: That's Louise. I do think, in all seriousness, nothing wrong
Speaker 1: with nudity. We love it, We absolutely love nudity. But
Speaker 1: I do think in what Mitch just said, like at six,
Speaker 1: he remembers his mom's bush because words sitting into his brain,
Speaker 1: I would say, And I don't have kids, so it's hard.
Speaker 1: But I was a kid once and I think six
Speaker 1: is probably it. I think that is the limit that
Speaker 1: you probably do need to start covering.
Speaker 5: Your life, I think.
Speaker 1: But it's hard.
Speaker 5: I think that there's.
Speaker 3: Like, like, I think there's variations to it. I think
Speaker 3: it's different if you're just walking around the house all
Speaker 3: day completely stark, but if you're in the shower and
Speaker 3: you've got the door open, like I mean, I have
Speaker 3: a four and a half year old little girl. She
Speaker 3: is old enough to be like that looks different to mine.
Speaker 3: But I don't think I need to cover up yet.
Speaker 3: I've never never even thought about it.
Speaker 1: But I think it's different when they're when they're boys
Speaker 1: as well, boys and moms and like daughters and moms like,
Speaker 1: it is something you need to consider.
Speaker 2: Have a like you with your daughter, would you be
Speaker 2: comfortable with her like seeing her husband naked? Like it's
Speaker 2: like the opposite.
Speaker 3: Oh, I mean, look look at four and a half, Like,
Speaker 3: she definitely has seen her dad naked. He's not running
Speaker 3: around naked on purpose, but she's definitely been in the
Speaker 3: room when he's getting changed and stuff. I also think
Speaker 3: sometimes as adults, we put a lot of inappropriate thoughts connotations.
Speaker 3: We're the ones thinking those things, Like little kids are
Speaker 3: very innocent. But I think if it's something that your
Speaker 3: husband's brought up, and if other people have brought it
Speaker 3: up who have similar age children, and it's definitely something
Speaker 3: that's become a thing in their household, that I think,
Speaker 3: I mean, what's the harm in covering up?
Speaker 4: Do you find like the textual feeling of clothes uncomfortable?
Speaker 4: Do you like the cold breeze?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Like I just like, why no, it's not some kidky thing. No,
Speaker 2: it is purely like time limits. Like I have three kids.
Speaker 5: And like two busy.
Speaker 4: I don't believe that, Louise, I don't believe that I
Speaker 4: have time to put my top on. We're all busy.
Speaker 4: I'm wearing a T shirt and nundies. Like we're all good, I.
Speaker 2: Know, but when you're running around and you know, just
Speaker 2: you don't have time in between doing everything.
Speaker 1: So Laura, you're no.
Speaker 3: To be fair, I'm pretty nude in my house, but
Speaker 3: I do think that by the time my kids get
Speaker 3: to six or seven, like, oh, I will consider it
Speaker 3: to cover up more. But I mean, it is different
Speaker 3: when you've got little girls and you're a female, and
Speaker 3: I do think that it kind of yeah, you do.
Speaker 5: Just have to start consent.
Speaker 4: Have you ever seen or a nude like in a
Speaker 4: friendship in like not like a getting no.
Speaker 1: No, I just Laura seen me nude way more than
Speaker 1: I've seen Laura nude because I have a tendency to
Speaker 1: for my boobstick full out. Maybe maybe I'm If you're
Speaker 1: the problem.
Speaker 4: All right, listen, if you want to get in touch
Speaker 4: with us at the pickup, dot com, dot a you
Speaker 4: or you can DMS at the pickup and we'll get
Speaker 4: you on.
Speaker 1: We've got a really big test coming up after the break, Mitch.
Speaker 1: We're going to put it to bed once and for all,
Speaker 1: the million dollar question are you or are you not?
Speaker 1: An adult?
Speaker 4: Question on the country's.
Speaker 3: Lips everybody's been asking, is a mixture your child?
Speaker 4: I'm so usedful looking. I can understand the worry. I'm
Speaker 4: confident I'll pass.
Speaker 5: Okay, the wispy little top hair lip that you've got.
Speaker 4: Going on, it's bottlelight insulting.
Speaker 5: All right, We're gonna put pathetic go to the break.
Speaker 4: Mitch.
Speaker 1: Would you refer to yourself as an adult myself.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm twenty eight. I'm an adult for sure.
Speaker 3: What classifies that? Like, what gives you the credentials? I mean,
Speaker 3: age is just a number.
Speaker 4: You're asking the questions here? Please, Well, you been.
Speaker 1: Getting upset lately because Laura and I we sometimes tend
Speaker 1: to give you a hard.
Speaker 3: Time that you're the child of the pickup. But you
Speaker 3: know why we do that though, Britt. It's because Mitchell
Speaker 3: often wants to call him so he wants to be
Speaker 3: a gen z.
Speaker 5: Like you flip flop between his jellennials.
Speaker 4: I don't want to be a gen z. That's just
Speaker 4: when I was born. I'm young, and don't hate me
Speaker 4: for being young. I've got collage in him skin. Sorry, Gay, every.
Speaker 1: Time we give you a hard time about being childlike
Speaker 1: or doing something in you get very angry and upset.
Speaker 4: We get angry. It's because there's an age gap between us.
Speaker 1: Say I am grown up, I am an adult, I
Speaker 1: am independent. You do on air or fear? You harp
Speaker 1: on about it.
Speaker 5: Like we're ages?
Speaker 4: Sure what and what's your point?
Speaker 5: Well, I just want to put it.
Speaker 1: To bed for good, so we can either continue to
Speaker 1: pay you out or we will stop, depending on the results.
Speaker 4: But you're gonna quiz me on my adult adult liss.
Speaker 5: There's a list going viral.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a list going viral at the moment online.
Speaker 1: That is the ten things that you can tick off
Speaker 1: to say and confirm that without doubt you are in
Speaker 1: fact an adult.
Speaker 3: And if you don't tick off these things, actually your
Speaker 3: a child.
Speaker 1: And you've given us a ticket to continue.
Speaker 4: Okay, let's do it to get some game music. Actually, sorry,
Speaker 4: as an adult, I feel let's do.
Speaker 5: Some adult music sophisticated like I love it.
Speaker 1: I do say. This list is not This hasn't been
Speaker 1: made by us. This is always put together by a
Speaker 1: lot of adulty adults on the adult internet.
Speaker 5: Yes or no?
Speaker 4: Ready?
Speaker 5: Have you ever bought a car?
Speaker 4: Have I ever bought a car? Yeah? I do have
Speaker 4: bought a car.
Speaker 5: Yes, Okay, it's a very adulty thing to buy a car.
Speaker 5: It is.
Speaker 4: I own my car.
Speaker 5: What about going to the vet for.
Speaker 1: An animal not yourself?
Speaker 5: Did you take yourself to the vet, Mitch, No.
Speaker 4: I've got a family doctor a GP for my own issues.
Speaker 4: But I have been to the vet.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 5: Now have you been?
Speaker 1: Have you alone taken an animal of yours to the vet?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 5: I have no let's go, let's go for like you know,
Speaker 5: majority share.
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't want to rule it out already, it's
Speaker 1: an eighty percent. That's what we're hidden.
Speaker 4: Okay, that's what we need to get for me to
Speaker 4: be an adult. Okay.
Speaker 1: Do you separate the whites when washing?
Speaker 4: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: Okay, that's that's it. Be separate the white You can't
Speaker 1: put whites in with anything else.
Speaker 3: You can't put him in with colors like you wash
Speaker 3: your white T shirts with your jeans, of course.
Speaker 5: Okay, you're a child.
Speaker 1: Do you have household supplies stocked up? Now it doesn't
Speaker 1: reiterate this, but I'm going to reiterate it stocked up
Speaker 1: by yourself, not your mum.
Speaker 4: You're setting me up to fail because you know I
Speaker 4: live at home with my mom.
Speaker 1: Household supplies stocked up by yourself? Oh my god, it's
Speaker 1: gonna besought.
Speaker 5: This one is so weird. I don't know who came
Speaker 5: up with this list, but I've got some questions.
Speaker 3: Have you ever seen school kids on an excursion?
Speaker 4: I actually don't think I want to answer that. I mean,
Speaker 4: it's so yes, I didn't have anything.
Speaker 3: I just they went straight past.
Speaker 1: I think we can give him that point.
Speaker 3: Okay, I think it means that you're like not in
Speaker 3: school yourself. So you've been outside during like normal school hours.
Speaker 4: Technical you were on the pick up every afternoon. So no,
Speaker 4: I never see kids out because.
Speaker 1: Do you ever make your own appointments?
Speaker 4: Yes, I've got a phone. I'm a big boy.
Speaker 5: Do you take the bins out?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: Come on, I no like I have.
Speaker 1: Is no. You stayed at my house and house sat
Speaker 1: for a month, and you he accumulated the rubbish in
Speaker 1: the house for a month because he didn't want to
Speaker 1: take the bins out.
Speaker 4: I couldn't find the door to get the bins out
Speaker 4: of door.
Speaker 1: But you know the one that separates the inside from
Speaker 1: the outside that every house has multiple doors, that's the one.
Speaker 4: How am I going? How many more?
Speaker 3: I don't even think I need to finish it? Do
Speaker 3: you prioritize laundry day? Do you have a specific day
Speaker 3: where you do the laundry?
Speaker 4: Mom does it on Fridays and Saturday. And I'm really I.
Speaker 5: Mean you've already if you're a parent, you do it
Speaker 5: every day.
Speaker 1: The last question, even though you final question, yeah, do
Speaker 1: you do any kind of basic car maintenance?
Speaker 5: Beyond putting petrol litter.
Speaker 4: Do you get those little tree air freshness and put
Speaker 4: them in the car?
Speaker 5: Okay, produces shaking her head.
Speaker 4: What's the burding?
Speaker 5: Produce attorney, what's the bird? Is fifty?
Speaker 1: Failure? And you're a child?
Speaker 5: The child? What if you're fifty?
Speaker 3: I would say that that is strikingly mich Jeury, you
Speaker 3: have been straddling child and adult this entire tire.
Speaker 5: You you're a said you're a millennial.
Speaker 3: You're fifty percent kid, You're fifty percent adult at least
Speaker 3: if nothing else consistent.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much, adult nutral. It's efficient.
Speaker 4: We'll bring our tax returns to work tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Well, speaking of do you take your animal to the vet?
Speaker 1: I actually did that this week and it wasn't a
Speaker 1: very good outcome. So Delilah and I were on some
Speaker 1: pretty rocky ground.
Speaker 5: Oh god, Okay, okay, I'll tell you about it after.
Speaker 4: On the way the pick up.
Speaker 1: Mitch and Laura. You know that the real love of
Speaker 1: my life is my dog, Delilah.
Speaker 5: Never let Ben hear this, like, yes.
Speaker 4: Thank God is on different time zone because he's a crush.
Speaker 1: No, my boyfriend Ben actually does listen. He knows I
Speaker 1: love him, but Delilah came first. She's the one that's
Speaker 1: always there for me, and she'll always be first. Ben
Speaker 1: lives overseas. Delilah lives on my lounge, in my bed,
Speaker 1: in my soul. She's in my soul.
Speaker 4: She your Australian, she had but with piercing blue eyes.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So I got into really big trouble this week
Speaker 1: and Delilah got some really bad news at the vet.
Speaker 1: So I did have to take it for her injections. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's pretty serious. She will be okay, but we do
Speaker 1: have to work through some things. So Delilah was unfortunately
Speaker 1: told that she's overweight, she's fat, she's fat.
Speaker 4: What do you mean? How did the vet say this
Speaker 4: to you?
Speaker 1: So the vet went to give her her injections, her
Speaker 1: yearly injections, and she was like trying to get the
Speaker 1: neck fat to like put the injection, and she's, oh,
Speaker 1: there's a lot, a lot there, a lot of skin there.
Speaker 5: She got a hearty hole.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I was like, oh, yes, because she does
Speaker 1: have her next the next skin. Then she like ran
Speaker 1: her hands down under her chest and across her belly
Speaker 1: and she's like interesting, And I said, what she's rubbing
Speaker 1: her hands up and down. She's like, I should be
Speaker 1: able to feel her ribs, but I can't.
Speaker 4: Oh because fat.
Speaker 5: Yeah, she said she's a big girl.
Speaker 1: She goes. She's like, Delilah, I am sorry, but Delilah
Speaker 1: is too big. And I said that's not possible. She's like, well,
Speaker 1: I just wait out. She's put on three kilos since
Speaker 1: she last came.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 5: She's like talking me through.
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't get it. She eats so
Speaker 1: well like she and she exercises. I run that dog
Speaker 1: ten kilomeis plus a day.
Speaker 5: You really do.
Speaker 3: I feel like I feel like you live your life
Speaker 3: walking because you are literally walking, Delilah.
Speaker 1: I do take my business meetings walking everything, walking, wake up, walking,
Speaker 1: sleep walking. So she's like talking me through what she eats,
Speaker 1: and let's get to the bottom of this, because if
Speaker 1: if they're not eating too much, they have a medical condition.
Speaker 1: She's like, maybe she has a medical cond.
Speaker 4: So she's trying to work out if you're the problem
Speaker 4: or if underlying stuff.
Speaker 1: So I'm talking out loud, and as I go through it,
Speaker 1: I realized what the problem is. I'm like, well, she
Speaker 1: just eats really good kibble at dinner because it's really
Speaker 1: good for their teeth and it's nutritious. She's like, okay,
Speaker 1: what brand told of the brand? She goes, no, that's great.
Speaker 1: That doesn't make sense. She's like, is that all she
Speaker 1: eats with it? And I said, well, I obviously put
Speaker 1: salmon and fresh salmon in the kibble as well, because
Speaker 1: because salmon's really good for their coat.
Speaker 3: What a lot of people don't know is that Brittany
Speaker 3: also puts it into the air fryer and cooks it
Speaker 3: for her first, and it's raman grade salmon this and.
Speaker 4: For any other human.
Speaker 5: She has one for John West Phil, a little salmon
Speaker 5: for Brittany, and one for Brittany.
Speaker 2: Stop.
Speaker 1: It's so accurate.
Speaker 5: So I put the salmon in as well, and she's.
Speaker 1: Like, okay, well that's not the worst thing, like that's
Speaker 1: quite good for them. And I was like yes, and
Speaker 1: of course, then I add in the meatballs. She's like,
Speaker 1: hang on the same meal and I said yes. So
Speaker 1: she's like she has salmon kibble and meatballs and I'm like, correct,
Speaker 1: because that's the protein start from birth.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 1: So she's just like, oh my god, so you have kibble, salmon,
Speaker 1: meat balls in one thing, and I was like, absolutely, yes,
Speaker 1: that is completely accurate. And sometimes I put sweet potato
Speaker 1: that I've also put in the air fry in there
Speaker 1: as well for the vegetables. She's like, she's like, well,
Speaker 1: she was, I guess that that's too much for one meal.
Speaker 1: Is that all she eats all day? And I was like, no,
Speaker 1: that's just dinner. Said, what do you mean? I said,
Speaker 1: well for breakfast, she has peanut butter toast. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I got I got expelled from the bed. It's like
Speaker 1: being She's like, you can't even be patient.
Speaker 5: No, I know that you loved Delilah, but this is
Speaker 5: like negligence.
Speaker 3: This is the opposite if you do that to your
Speaker 3: to your child, if you like, overfed your child to
Speaker 3: a point where they were like at.
Speaker 5: I'd be in trouble for it.
Speaker 1: Oh you should see Delilah now. She won't even look
Speaker 1: at me. Last night I gave her a bowl of
Speaker 1: kibble and that'shit. There was no extra shoes with a
Speaker 1: shame she did. She turned her nose up at her
Speaker 1: and she won't look at me. She's done.
Speaker 4: Do you think people will work on dogs? Just thought
Speaker 4: everyone's on it.
Speaker 5: Maybe maybe I could try a small dose for tummy.
Speaker 3: I mean it's hard to come across these days because
Speaker 3: people were diabetic. Actually need do you want to start
Speaker 3: giving it to your dog as well?
Speaker 1: She's going to be diabetic soon.
Speaker 4: If she's you know what else? I came over the
Speaker 4: other night to BRIT's house and went, oh, we're having meatballs.
Speaker 4: She went, don't touch some meat balls. They're not for you,
Speaker 4: They're for the dog.
Speaker 3: And you know what she has in her cupboard for you,
Speaker 3: like some dusty old and half a tender tune open
Speaker 3: four weeks.
Speaker 4: Ago, milk FicT your priorities. All right, guys, I'm next
Speaker 4: on the show. Oh my god, our present from Target
Speaker 4: is in my hand. If you can correctly guess what
Speaker 4: I've got in front of me, we will give you
Speaker 4: a one thousand dollar Target gift card.
Speaker 5: We do love this time a week, don't we.
Speaker 4: On the way the pickup in the lead up to Christmas?
Speaker 4: As you know, Target of senas a gorgeous little gift,
Speaker 4: haven't they.
Speaker 5: It's our favorite time of the week.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we get to give away a thousand dollars gift
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Speaker 4: So I've got the Target gift in front of it.
Speaker 4: They've sent us a gift. I've opened it correctly identify
Speaker 4: the gift. We'll give you a thousand dollars Target gift card.
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Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: Guys, I reckon, it's a dress?
Speaker 1: What about a dress?
Speaker 2: It's a zipper on a dress?
Speaker 4: Surely on? Is it okay? Is it opening or is
Speaker 4: it closing? The stress.
Speaker 2: Opening?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: Should you have got it?
Speaker 4: A thousand dollars a Target over yours?
Speaker 5: We made you work for that.
Speaker 2: You guys, I was sweating.
Speaker 1: I was thinking, oh, surely not.
Speaker 2: Like the hearing is off, like, oh, so thankful?
Speaker 1: What are you going to buy with a thousand dollars
Speaker 1: from Target?
Speaker 5: Everything there?
Speaker 4: I'm so exciting.
Speaker 5: Yeah, for yourself and for kiddies.
Speaker 2: Oh I don't have kids, so just for myself Mark
Speaker 2: and the dog.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, don't forget the dog.
Speaker 2: Perfect, got to get the dog stuff.
Speaker 4: Get the thousand dollars Target gift cut out to here,
Speaker 4: from the decorations to the tree to everything underneath it,
Speaker 4: from the first gift to the last guest. When Christmas comes,
Speaker 4: Australia loves targets all the way. Nice. We've got to
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Speaker 5: Well that is it from us today, guys, see you later.
Speaker 1: Bye,