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Speaker 3: Come on and Pats morning everyone.
Speaker 1: Good morning, Alex, come on in Rio, good morning. What
Speaker 1: amazing confidence booster it will be for the Soccaroos to
Speaker 1: take on wait, the smallest country ever to be at
Speaker 1: the World Cup? Curus, How, curius ow you can't use
Speaker 1: that as a way to get ready? Cannon fodder is
Speaker 1: cowardly Australia. There's about hundred people that live there.
Speaker 4: They're fifty blow us in the rankings.
Speaker 1: Oh curros.
Speaker 4: How they're in the Dutch Caribbean and they're in the
Speaker 4: World Cup.
Speaker 1: And what kind of football nation decides to pick on
Speaker 1: them before we head to the World Cup. That's fake
Speaker 1: confidence as well, and lined up to play them afterwards.
Speaker 1: It's amazing. I think that when the World Cup is here,
Speaker 1: and by the way, what kind of World Cup is
Speaker 1: it going to be in all syrianus Seriously, with what's
Speaker 1: going on with America and Iran, what kind of World
Speaker 1: Cup is it going to be? Another other? There's Canada
Speaker 1: and obviously there's Mexico as well, and I see Iran
Speaker 1: now have put in a request that obviously what's going on.
Speaker 1: They don't want any of their games hosted by the
Speaker 1: country that's bombing them.
Speaker 5: Are they in the World Cup?
Speaker 1: Yes? What their games are all being hosted I think
Speaker 1: by Canada or Mexico. Right, that makes it, Yeah, of
Speaker 1: course it does. Yeah, I mean where they're going to
Speaker 1: get the referees from. It's all. It's looking a bit dodgy. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: I think though as a kind of secondary team. Obviously
Speaker 1: we've be cheiring on the Saar crucis wild. Come we
Speaker 1: should have Cuasow. I think there's only about two hundred
Speaker 1: and the population is only about one hundred and fifty
Speaker 1: thousand people.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and they produce a lot of players though in
Speaker 4: the Premier League and throughout Europe. Yeah, amazing little country.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Isn't it a Dutch out outpost?
Speaker 4: It is Dutch Caribbean, Yes, one of those. I'm trying
Speaker 4: to think of the other. Aruba, that's another Dutch Caribbean countries.
Speaker 1: Amazingly even come with that way, I mean none of
Speaker 1: us would know different. And Cocamo, Yeah, I think the
Speaker 1: Beast Boys are twinned with Cocomon. That's all. Their children
Speaker 1: live on the island. That is the island as well.
Speaker 1: I think currassu am. I'm pronouncing it right, Alex currous out, Yeah, curasell.
Speaker 1: Here's the great name. It sounds like a liqure, it does,
Speaker 1: it really does? Mate, listens Friday, I'm going to have
Speaker 1: a double cura cell please steady, my friend, someone's starting
Speaker 1: early feels out one of those that's blue on that
Speaker 1: top shelf. Yes, yes, there's like one on the left
Speaker 1: or right that's always blue. Yes, what is that? They
Speaker 1: should be our backup team. If they've got a population
Speaker 1: of less than one hundred and fifty thousand, you think
Speaker 1: about how many places that aren't cities in Australia they've
Speaker 1: got a population bigger than that night Newcastle is what
Speaker 1: five hundred thousand I think of a population, so one
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty thousand some most of those people in
Speaker 1: that country will be cheering on their country at the
Speaker 1: World Cup. It'd be huge for the country. You're going
Speaker 1: to have some kind of lose connection with one of
Speaker 1: those plays. The odds are yes, you're gonna have it
Speaker 1: for that country. You're gonna have some connection with them,
Speaker 1: all right, coming back next time. We do this every
Speaker 1: Tuesday morning. At the start of the show, we go
Speaker 1: around the team and you let us know as well
Speaker 1: your day yesterday, your Monday? Would you say you're a
Speaker 1: Monday winner or loser?
Speaker 2: Let me know the Kristin O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Let me know, how is your day yesterday? How is
Speaker 1: your Monday? Your Monday win or a loser? Pass? Which
Speaker 1: way is it for you?
Speaker 3: Definitely a loser.
Speaker 6: As a mother of a teenage daughter, I am definitely
Speaker 6: a loser because it's like communication now is restricted to
Speaker 6: just text messages. When she gets home from school, so
Speaker 6: she locks herself away in the bedroom, does allegedly does homework.
Speaker 6: Pretty sure she is, and then dinner will be ready.
Speaker 6: You know, she's always got the damn headphones in and
Speaker 6: you'll say dinner's ready, and there's no response down the hallway.
Speaker 3: So I think, oh, just text uff your dinner's ready.
Speaker 6: Oh it's like a bear's coming out of its keep.
Speaker 1: The easiest way I used to just to interrupt that
Speaker 1: is turn the Wi Fi off. They can't flying out.
Speaker 1: They got they got plain to say that canary wants
Speaker 1: to get out of that cage. Then sinking to you,
Speaker 1: I would just turn the Wi Fi off and I go, no,
Speaker 1: just turn it off. It's dinner time.
Speaker 3: It's like you've done their oxygen off.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, like their lifeline by Project Hell. Mary just
Speaker 1: ordered to tell me.
Speaker 6: That that ends, though, does it where you know they
Speaker 6: do start to talk back.
Speaker 1: You know, Yeah, she's going through a face. Yeah, now
Speaker 1: now that our girls in nineteen twenty one, there's there's
Speaker 1: none of that. Now tell you who has adopted though,
Speaker 1: it is my wife actually thinks. I actually think she
Speaker 1: thinks I'm the butler because it's always mainly like my
Speaker 1: wife's favorite thing is just to have a bath. Oh god,
Speaker 1: that is her spa as she calls it Ryan. So
Speaker 1: most evenings she's in the bath, and then it's he
Speaker 1: messages from within the bath asking the butler. I actually
Speaker 1: think she wants our life to go a cosplay of
Speaker 1: Downtown Abbey to bring help. First all I have to
Speaker 1: draw the bath to the abba. Yeah yeah, and then
Speaker 1: it's a wine and then it's like, oh this one
Speaker 1: is falling in the bath or tipped away, and then
Speaker 1: it's a top up for the wine as well.
Speaker 3: That's really sweet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but no, you'll get already back. But they're going
Speaker 1: through this face. The best thing to do actually pass
Speaker 1: as well is like you've got to pick your battles
Speaker 1: with them. In fact for a while, that's just where
Speaker 1: it's easy for them to have a conversation with. The
Speaker 1: most mortan thing as a parent is to keep the
Speaker 1: conversation going. If that's on text message of that's face
Speaker 1: to face. Whatever is easy to film. And they've got
Speaker 1: so much going on at that time in their lives
Speaker 1: as well.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's right, she's got a busy wait because it's
Speaker 6: the end of dem and it's lots of tastes so tight.
Speaker 1: And cranky said that, you only have been back at
Speaker 1: school what three hours? It feels like it's time to
Speaker 1: pack it up for Easter.
Speaker 5: Break one already.
Speaker 3: I can't come.
Speaker 1: We just dropped. They just went back to school. How
Speaker 1: can they be like having a break for it? Also?
Speaker 1: Is it me or its Easter really early this year?
Speaker 5: I thought it feels quite late.
Speaker 1: No, it feels early. No, usually later, it's later. Because
Speaker 1: I'm an Easter baby, I know you guys have got
Speaker 1: my gifts ready for next I shouldn't need to, but anyway,
Speaker 1: as an Easter baby, I know it's normally.
Speaker 3: Later because it can coincide with n Zac Day can be.
Speaker 4: At the end of it.
Speaker 1: Job is to make up when Easter is.
Speaker 7: Because I know next year Easter is March twenty seven.
Speaker 1: Job to make up when Easter is? What's it? Relying on?
Speaker 1: Surely standing days?
Speaker 3: What decides it?
Speaker 5: The government doesn't decide.
Speaker 1: Jesus did? Should shouldly Jesus came back get the Bible
Speaker 1: in here. He must have come back on a specific dates.
Speaker 5: Yes, they would have been clear about it obviously.
Speaker 1: Where was it before calendars? No, it's just the case.
Speaker 1: Why don't he just move Easter? Why don't we just
Speaker 1: have a an online poll when on January the first?
Speaker 1: Just pick when? When does everyone the world? When does
Speaker 1: everyone want Easter this year? What dates work?
Speaker 5: Because Christmas is the same day? Everybo correct? But what
Speaker 5: that's Easter?
Speaker 1: Shift? Who shifts it? Because the whole world respondes.
Speaker 3: It like a religious calendar Gregorian?
Speaker 4: Calendar Gregorian?
Speaker 1: Because it's just been Palm Sunday, hasn't it. Oh?
Speaker 5: Actually I have the answer.
Speaker 7: Easter is observed on the first Sunday following the first
Speaker 7: full moon that occurs after the vernal equinox.
Speaker 1: To change you the season.
Speaker 5: I don't know what.
Speaker 7: Those words mean, but that's that's how they figure out ridiculous.
Speaker 3: Well, it was a whopping full moon this morning.
Speaker 1: You see it? Beautiful, it's so powerful and it's that yeah,
Speaker 1: thank you all right? And actually, do you know what's
Speaker 1: quite nice on a bit of suns on the show.
Speaker 1: Maybe we get that sponsored. And now it's time for
Speaker 1: the Christian moment of silence, just five seconds of a
Speaker 1: little breather. What is your your Monday winter or a loser?
Speaker 5: I am a loser.
Speaker 1: How was your vernal equinox? That's today's big, that's today's big.
Speaker 1: How was your vernal equinox?
Speaker 5: I was a loser?
Speaker 1: Ecno spells like a posh rapper as well equinox?
Speaker 7: Okay, interesting voice, Yeah, yes, raspy, I was a loser
Speaker 7: on the vernal equinox, and I took the whole office.
Speaker 5: Down with me.
Speaker 7: Unfortunately, a few weeks ago, you might have remembered I
Speaker 7: brought in a lot of figs from our fig tree.
Speaker 1: I remember the fig days, any days, the days of summer,
Speaker 1: they go so quickly I did forget.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I brought in about twenty four figs for the teens.
Speaker 1: And have to say they were beautiful. We had all
Speaker 1: the ones you gave us. They were so good, Thank
Speaker 1: you so much.
Speaker 7: Unfortunately, though, I did leave probably about twenty in a
Speaker 7: bag not in the fridge, in studio fridge, and I
Speaker 7: completely forgot about that's what that pong was. I was like,
Speaker 7: what's that smell? What's that smell? And then the penny dropped.
Speaker 7: I was like, oh no, those figs and they're not.
Speaker 1: They made themselves into jam.
Speaker 7: Yes, not only did they smell horrible, they've turned into goo.
Speaker 7: And obviously I've got to clean out the fridge. I
Speaker 7: can't just leave it like that. And so I had
Speaker 7: to do this walk of sh shame with this drip,
Speaker 7: this bag of dripping, soaking rotten figs all the way
Speaker 7: from our studio to.
Speaker 1: Rig Hi in this radio station is discussed it is.
Speaker 1: There's like snacks in there from like years ago and
Speaker 1: now the worst one ever of like congealed fig and
Speaker 1: yiealed figs.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and then I had to put it down in
Speaker 7: like the office bin, which sits right.
Speaker 1: That's nice. Sales team flies going around. When does that
Speaker 1: get into like once once a month, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Not the vernal equos around.
Speaker 5: Us I just dubbed it there.
Speaker 1: Problem, that's problem Monday loser. Now the office is a
Speaker 1: Monday losers as well. All right, your Monday winner or loser.
Speaker 1: How's the vernal equinox working out for you?
Speaker 2: Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1: Good Friday is always the fourth fore moon of the year.
Speaker 1: That's why it always changes. That's some Katrina Oxley, Katrina
Speaker 1: and everyone else texts on the show right now. How
Speaker 1: do you have this knowledge? I must have missed out
Speaker 1: at school. Yeah, do any of us know this? No idea?
Speaker 1: It's amazing so many of our listeners all this immediate
Speaker 1: wisdom about the moon and why whye Easter is on
Speaker 1: certain days? I love this song from Shelley Christian. Easter
Speaker 1: is decided by the moon every year. Think the Sun
Speaker 1: is running the show. Actually, the final was all along.
Speaker 1: It was the Moon, the puppet Master, Pink Floyd. They
Speaker 1: knew what they were talking about the dark side of
Speaker 1: the moon, Christian. I believe Easter is based on moon face.
Speaker 1: You believe, right, Andrew Christian On Monday Winner, I won
Speaker 1: more table tennis games than I lost.
Speaker 7: How many table tennis games is playing on a Monday?
Speaker 1: Hey, that might be Vinnie's thing. Yeah, might hey listen
Speaker 1: zimber boy. I won't be judging.
Speaker 7: No, I think it sounds like he's playing at work.
Speaker 7: What Yeah, we started to ping pong table room at
Speaker 7: my old job, did you Yes, we would play a lot.
Speaker 1: Me guess were your bloggers were? Yeah? What happens that? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Where's that all gone to the wayside? Because too much
Speaker 1: time during the day. Any office, and I've been to
Speaker 1: quite a few advertising agencies. Any office where I see
Speaker 1: a table tennis there, I'm thinking they're never going to
Speaker 1: get very far.
Speaker 5: It's true, we didn't get very far.
Speaker 1: It's not pro productivities, pro fun, but it's not pro productivity,
Speaker 1: all right, Coming up sometime on the show again today
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Speaker 1: every single show this week. The thing we decide is
Speaker 1: obviously Easter this weekend. We have a secret Easter egg
Speaker 1: for you to listen out for on the show every day.
Speaker 1: Today's is a rooster, of course, Okay, an Easter rooster.
Speaker 1: So I have four different roosters in the studio today
Speaker 1: that it picks up on the way in. Uh. I
Speaker 1: just drive by a farm before I came this morning, guys,
Speaker 1: And I've got four roosters in the studio right now. Okay, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you have to give them back to that yeah of course, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: I dropped them in after today's show. No roosters were
Speaker 1: harmed in the making of today's show, guys. Okay, that
Speaker 1: one's Derek.
Speaker 5: That's a classic.
Speaker 1: So it's Derek. Okay. Then there's Andy Mandy hats which
Speaker 1: one you going to go for?
Speaker 5: I found Mandy a bit screeching.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that someone has been on the smokes on the darts.
Speaker 1: That song has done a night on rum and karaoke.
Speaker 1: Pats Is.
Speaker 3: I like that?
Speaker 5: Chris? I love that?
Speaker 1: Did you say shrill?
Speaker 5: I did not say.
Speaker 1: There, don't you tere? I said crystal clear Dolby surround sound.
Speaker 7: I said a beautiful dulcet tone.
Speaker 1: Patsy. After a few venos, Patsy in the morning on
Speaker 1: the show, It's Pats the rooster today?
Speaker 5: Got it?
Speaker 2: When you were here?
Speaker 1: Why is it good?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 1: Hang on?
Speaker 3: I protein all right.
Speaker 1: When at the farm of this morning, when I people
Speaker 1: said gave me. Then when they said there's Charles as Andy,
Speaker 1: this Mandy, and there's Pats. Okay, So when you hear
Speaker 1: past the Rooster, get ready to call. Could happen at
Speaker 1: any time this morning.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Incredible crime Story, the Last couple of days, Chocolate heist, Patsy,
Speaker 1: you've got the details.
Speaker 3: It's just crazy. All these kit cats more than four
Speaker 3: hundred and thirteen thousand.
Speaker 1: Units, twelve tons.
Speaker 5: It's twelve tons of kit cats over.
Speaker 1: A million, over a million dollars worth. Also, what are
Speaker 1: their plan?
Speaker 8: All?
Speaker 1: You know when you see crime movie, right, it's all
Speaker 1: scoped out, how they're going to split the loot up,
Speaker 1: how they're going to sell it to you know those
Speaker 1: fences where they're called, you know, then break it down
Speaker 1: or whatever and set it to private collectors. You know,
Speaker 1: I'm thinking about Ocean's eleven here, and that was a documentary.
Speaker 1: Of course.
Speaker 5: What's their plan with all these kit cats crazy?
Speaker 6: Well, you know, Easter Bunny comes this weekends Bunnies time.
Speaker 1: Easter Bunnies turned to the dark side, nor anyone this
Speaker 1: year twenty twenty sixth year of the fire Horse. Easter
Speaker 1: Bunnies broke bad.
Speaker 3: Wow, it's an awful lot of kit cats.
Speaker 1: Four hundred and seventy eight thousand. Too many to handle,
Speaker 1: all right, so an extra time waste. Today, we're looking
Speaker 1: for your chocolate crime movies. The best one we get
Speaker 1: in the next five minutes. You're in three mates, off
Speaker 1: to the cinema Gold Class group also on us for
Speaker 1: you in three mates. Chocolate crime movies. Okay, Charling, the
Speaker 1: Chocolate Heist, Silver Silence of the Lint Goal, Kick Cat
Speaker 1: me if you can, kick cat, if you can, and
Speaker 1: the usual crunch pecks that they're fine. You know, it's
Speaker 1: the usual crunch pecks. The usual crunch specs, very ambitious,
Speaker 1: thank you, and the dark Chocolate night.
Speaker 5: You didn't even say that with any conviction.
Speaker 1: What now, I didn't even know. I was just starting
Speaker 1: in the darkili and after eight, after eight thoughts, Oh,
Speaker 1: what have you got? Chocolate crime movies?
Speaker 5: The Wyan Brothers made a movie White Twist.
Speaker 1: Wow, now that's good. Gold.
Speaker 5: The Malteser Falcon, Oh, very good.
Speaker 7: Silver reservoir pods yeah, silver ye, and the big lea
Speaker 7: Brownie gold.
Speaker 1: All right, what have you got them? Chocolate crime movies to.
Speaker 2: A Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Incredible heist story of the last couple of days. Twelve tons,
Speaker 1: twelve tons of delicious chocolate kit cats this summing. It's
Speaker 1: too many kit cats. It's over four hundred and seventy
Speaker 1: thousand kit cats. I've been stolen from a shipping container
Speaker 1: of all the great you know, high you've heard of
Speaker 1: the world. It's many money, gold, gold, billion, are never
Speaker 1: never chocolate, not just chocolate, humble kit cat.
Speaker 5: Yes, there's not even the most.
Speaker 1: If it was crude oil right now, you'd understand why
Speaker 1: they're doing it, you know, profiteering, ball market and all
Speaker 1: that kit cats.
Speaker 3: Now those chunky kit cats are pretty nice, all right.
Speaker 1: They know what they're doing. They know what they're doing.
Speaker 1: This is gonna be one of those pub quiz sort
Speaker 1: of end of the year questions, isn't it?
Speaker 5: Yes? What chocolate was starting?
Speaker 1: Yes? Yeah, six gold tons of what chocolate? Bather? Sorry
Speaker 1: as kit cats? All right, so we're doing a exit
Speaker 1: time waste today, we're doing a chocolate crime movies. You
Speaker 1: really to Mark Rio. Let's go chock Eito's Ways Alpaccino,
Speaker 1: great movies, Richard, I got it. Point, have a break.
Speaker 1: Just have a kit cat. That is so good. Do
Speaker 1: you remember that? Yes, have a break, have a kit cat,
Speaker 1: have a break in, have a kit cat shipp in
Speaker 1: the headline, guys from Romper chomp uh Tory, Yeah, well done.
Speaker 1: Not kindergarten cop, but King Surprise cot I loves Yes.
Speaker 1: Surprise toys are everywhere. Gold you mean Cadbury silver Fedo
Speaker 1: got finger? Not nice, Stuart, not nice at all, Buddy
Speaker 1: gold you get that gold count. Let's go see a
Speaker 1: priest of that. It is east of my friend Palm
Speaker 1: sunday Leo was just doing a beautiful mass. Sorry, pub,
Speaker 1: there's something about bounty. Two types of beep in this world,
Speaker 1: those good people and the savages who like a bounty.
Speaker 5: Bar you don't like dessicated.
Speaker 3: Creaminess.
Speaker 1: The Hunt for the Red October Robe good, don't get
Speaker 1: me started, Shirt Chock Holmes, shirt chop homes a detective
Speaker 1: on the Chocolate Silence to the Tim Tams Silver chop
Speaker 1: top and two smoking barrels Gold. That's very good. Well then, Jordan,
Speaker 1: catch me if you're Tim Tam Franz Murder on the
Speaker 1: Aureo Express Gold. Another one of those Achatha Christy documentaries
Speaker 1: that we love so much. If you know you know
Speaker 1: where's my kitcats? Weekend at Bertie Beatles Silver, History of
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Speaker 1: at Hanging Rock Silver, Chewiest parts in the World, The
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Speaker 1: Charlie in the Empty Chocolate Factory. That's on Rock Ria,
Speaker 1: Who's the best? Who's off to Gold class on us point?
Speaker 5: Have a break?
Speaker 1: Have a KitKat? Well done, Ryan, you're today's winning.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
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Speaker 1: Oh great, So you've got better easter plans now, all right, Raylan,
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Speaker 1: Yesterday I had to go and pick up my wife
Speaker 1: from a hospital appointment and it was an air in
Speaker 1: a suburb. But don't know very well and I got
Speaker 1: their bit early, and I don't know if you've had
Speaker 1: anywhere near hospitals. Trying to get anywhere to park ground
Speaker 1: there as a nightmare. So I'm going down side streets
Speaker 1: sort of doing ever decreasing and increasing circles. So I
Speaker 1: don't know where the hospital is right now. She's had
Speaker 1: a local anesthetic. She's gonna have to walk about eight
Speaker 1: ks it is now at all, So anyway, I find
Speaker 1: someone to park. It's just in a residential street, and
Speaker 1: I make sure they're not blocking anyone's driveway, and I
Speaker 1: wait for the call from my wife's he can come
Speaker 1: and get me. Go try and trace my steps back.
Speaker 1: So I'm there about twenty minutes, just outside somehow, and
Speaker 1: I look in and I see that there's someone looking
Speaker 1: at me. You know, we all do that pier when
Speaker 1: there's some strange CAI I don't recognize. And it's not
Speaker 1: permit holders. I'm not blocking a dryway. But I could
Speaker 1: see this lady restanding at me and I sort of
Speaker 1: wave to say, hope, it's all right. She doesn't say
Speaker 1: anything like like move the car. Ten minutes later, this
Speaker 1: lovely woman comes out who listens to the show called
Speaker 1: Narrel with a cup of tea and some biscuits. She goes,
Speaker 1: it is you, isn't it Christian? I went show, Can
Speaker 1: I ask what you're doing? I started? I went, I'm
Speaker 1: going door to door. I'm just looking for new listeners.
Speaker 1: I can tick you off the list. We haven't got
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Speaker 1: like the Avon man. Hello, can I interest you on
Speaker 1: a breakfast show?
Speaker 3: Oh that is so sweet.
Speaker 1: She brought a cup of tea out and some biscuits.
Speaker 5: Incredible.
Speaker 1: We had a lovely chat, really nice chat. And then
Speaker 1: I went to go and pick up my wife and
Speaker 1: she saw that there was some biscuits in the car.
Speaker 1: And then I had to explain that a lady called
Speaker 1: Narel had brought out some likely story, and she had
Speaker 1: she had a local anesthetics. She wasn't really in the
Speaker 1: mood for the confusion of all. I think I don't
Speaker 1: think she actually brought the story either. I said, don't
Speaker 1: randomly have affairs with people. I don't go door to
Speaker 1: door going what do you say with me? Do anything?
Speaker 1: Or a skit for a bitskit coming to the Christian
Speaker 1: o'connall's show in me all right. The thing I also
Speaker 1: saw in this new suburb, oh I went traveling yesterday
Speaker 1: was a pizza business with a great name. I love
Speaker 1: seeing local businesses that have got a funny name, you
Speaker 1: know where they put a but thought into it. It's
Speaker 1: a pun based name. But can we love that? Every day?
Speaker 1: And the time waster? And it was earth Wind and Flower.
Speaker 1: Oh and I gave an imaginery hatchip. I was like,
Speaker 1: that is I've not seen that one before for a
Speaker 1: pizza place, earth Wind and Flower. So we're going to
Speaker 1: call this puney business. And I know we got people
Speaker 1: listening all round Australia right now. You'll know in your
Speaker 1: suburb or your town maybe it's not there anymore, or
Speaker 1: it still is right now. A puney business. Those businesses,
Speaker 1: local businesses that have put some effort into giving you
Speaker 1: a bit of a grin and a smile with a
Speaker 1: business name. They're always very proud of them as well.
Speaker 1: They know what they've done. You know. They want you
Speaker 1: to be your horn or to weigh. We'll take a
Speaker 1: photo of it. Someone's we've seen before on the show.
Speaker 1: We've heard about our lawn in order guarding business. Lawn
Speaker 1: in order. It's genius Miami Rice. You might have worked
Speaker 1: that out. Chinese restaurant Miami Rice is genius. Belly and
Speaker 1: the pets Belly in the Pets is the greatest pet
Speaker 1: shop ever. Also the tree Looppers called tree Musketeers. I
Speaker 1: want them to be three Irish guys as well. At
Speaker 1: friend Finton. They from five minutes.
Speaker 5: Ago, the Irish Lashman.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, there's no slashes, Irish dot trust me,
Speaker 1: just Irish. Hopefully calls them again this week. Ria, you've
Speaker 1: got one then, a punny business.
Speaker 7: Yes, a Chinese restaurant. Two wongs make it right? Oh wow,
Speaker 7: that is very very owned by the Wongs. Yes, wow, wow, Patsy,
Speaker 7: have you ever seen one?
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a cafe in Berwin called thanks s late.
Speaker 1: That's good, it's lovely. It's just the way that Patsy
Speaker 1: said it really aggressively. Thanks to Latte. However, perhaps he's
Speaker 1: there head of customer suppers. Is no hairdressers out your
Speaker 1: way curl up and die?
Speaker 3: Yes, there is in Werriby, Yes, in western Melbourne.
Speaker 1: Yeah, or you can age the kind of person might
Speaker 1: go there?
Speaker 3: Really, what sort of age bracket?
Speaker 1: I don't want to say anymore.
Speaker 3: What are you saying? I don't go there?
Speaker 5: If that's what you said, I'm not.
Speaker 1: Saying that at all. I'm not saying I'm not saying
Speaker 1: anything special. I'm saying nothing. What you said? What did
Speaker 1: I say? I'm scared? Ada? She ever seen a puney business? Yeah?
Speaker 4: I had a year in Ireland. There's so many businesses
Speaker 4: in Ireland and one of them.
Speaker 1: Was so many businesses and Iland, oh wow, Michael Paidon's
Speaker 1: new travel shows just started, honey, oh my god.
Speaker 4: And this pub called the Cat dragged In?
Speaker 1: They would say, do you cat dragged in?
Speaker 4: And there's also for Pete's Steak in sliger.
Speaker 1: Ah, brilliant one. All right, what have you got them
Speaker 1: puney business names?
Speaker 2: Let us know the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1: We're asking for your local businesses with a smart or
Speaker 1: funny name. Were calling it punny business. They're all some
Speaker 1: kind of pun What are the odds? We mentioned lawn
Speaker 1: in Order, there's also lawn and Order. Rowan the guy
Speaker 1: whose business as is listening right now, Christian. He used
Speaker 1: to be a compass shopman in the corner from me.
Speaker 1: The slogan was compasses get one or get lost. Ali.
Speaker 1: That's one of my favorite ones. Dry cleaning business in
Speaker 1: my local shopping center, the Brown Gouge. Thank you, Christian.
Speaker 1: There's a shop here in Surrey Hill, Sydney, which makes
Speaker 1: custom cushions. That's a business. That's a separate thing to mine.
Speaker 1: That's a business. I saw a place yesterday that is
Speaker 1: a shop that sells artisanal flavored popcorn. I try to
Speaker 1: go in to get our producer, Kanaan, who munches that stuff.
Speaker 1: It loves popkin. They don't you know some business that
Speaker 1: just don't open on random They're now open on Mondays.
Speaker 1: There's no demand for popcorn on a Monday, you know what.
Speaker 5: I kind of that makes sense to me. Who's who's
Speaker 5: eating move who's eating movies? Who's watching movies on a Monday.
Speaker 5: What's the need for pop day?
Speaker 3: Probably all weekend?
Speaker 1: You see? Of course you're right, you're making hey the
Speaker 1: weekend in the popcorn business, Dad, We yeah, nailed that.
Speaker 1: Good meeting guys the same time tomorrow Christian Plumber's van
Speaker 1: had a really good one. But I can't remember the name. Gee, thanks,
Speaker 1: who's my greatest text we're going to get this year?
Speaker 1: What do you want to do with that? Tanya? Come
Speaker 1: back to me, you know, Wilbo at some point about
Speaker 1: five o'clock to night, trying to be thinking of something else,
Speaker 1: and they go, I got that plumber's business message me then,
Speaker 1: oh for seven five three one four three Christian, I
Speaker 1: used to have a lawn mowing service that still earn
Speaker 1: the name. You look after that eye pizza go with
Speaker 1: the mow? Oh nice? How many someone wants to buy it?
Speaker 1: And Martin's got it still He's hanging onto that. It's
Speaker 1: like real estate jem. People start buying up websites and
Speaker 1: domain names. Yeah I've got over thirty what really?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: I know, I genuinely have.
Speaker 5: Can we find out what they were?
Speaker 1: Please? Yeah, you can buy them? Question? What about a
Speaker 1: car hire and van hire company? Only vans. Oh very good.
Speaker 1: You're clapping that you're a fan. I am really good. Christian.
Speaker 1: My secretarial business is called Forever Typing, and you know,
Speaker 1: like forever young time. Have you seen that every time
Speaker 1: the phone goes hello, Forever Typing. Piston Broke Mechanics. She
Speaker 1: loved that one. We haven't heard her laugh on the
Speaker 1: shower this year. She loves that old kind of old
Speaker 1: timey triple M Pete triple M nineteen nineteen. Mom the
Speaker 1: fruities on Piston sponsored by Piston Broke. Oh god, this
Speaker 1: is comedy at last.
Speaker 3: Instagram on this shirt.
Speaker 1: I try, Christian. My groomer in Q is called Bark
Speaker 1: to the Future.
Speaker 3: Oh right, I love that one.
Speaker 1: Christian Sydney handdressers Do or Die. Chinese restaurant out my
Speaker 1: way called walk this Way. He's coming, that's right, Tana.
Speaker 1: Have you remembered that plumber's name yet? Four seventy five
Speaker 1: three one oh four three Lizzie, Good morning, Welcome to
Speaker 1: the show.
Speaker 8: Good morning, guys. I quite often follow a small track
Speaker 8: van around the Clyde North area and it's making staircases
Speaker 8: and the name of the truck is sorry, the name
Speaker 8: of the business is called step brothers.
Speaker 1: Wow, great one. That is a great one. And why
Speaker 1: are you following them? Oh?
Speaker 8: Because I'm driving to work and they're obviously going around.
Speaker 1: Or you're private detective about something.
Speaker 5: She works in the staircase district.
Speaker 1: She's on the case.
Speaker 8: The staircase got rid of my two story house, so
Speaker 8: I don't need to anymore.
Speaker 1: All right, good to clear that. All right, Lizzie, thank
Speaker 1: you very much. Good day. Tom's phone in? Do you upstairs?
Speaker 1: But today we carry on with puny business. Tar you
Speaker 1: remember the name of that plumber yet? Come on? Uh Donna,
Speaker 1: good morning, welcome to the show. Good morning.
Speaker 8: So I've got shot framed and hung a picture framing.
Speaker 1: I wonder what the wonder what the story was when
Speaker 1: we started telling me about.
Speaker 8: And then I've got another one which was let us
Speaker 8: in so a fruit and vegetable.
Speaker 1: Both very very good, both memorable. Thank you so much
Speaker 1: for corn the show. Have a good day. Thank you, Christian,
Speaker 1: Thank you mate a Christian O'Connell show podcast. Thank you
Speaker 1: very much for sharing all the local funny business names
Speaker 1: recording it punny business. You can text me yours oh
Speaker 1: four seven five O three one oh four three tell
Speaker 1: you what your streams. Really love that turburger. Wondern't you
Speaker 1: wow wet about a thousand a minute coming into that one.
Speaker 1: If you ever see such a funny thing. They're all
Speaker 1: from Pats. It's the same one. Stop it now. Christian
Speaker 1: Dry Cleaning business. Drop your pants here, it's so good.
Speaker 1: You know what's crashy calf? You saw that. You do
Speaker 1: a double take. That's really funny, Steve, thank you very
Speaker 1: much for sharing. You have a great day as well.
Speaker 1: Christian my son got some driving lessons here in Sydney
Speaker 1: driving school. It was called I want to pee. That's smart.
Speaker 1: Carol Dog Training business. Sit happens, very good ace of
Speaker 1: space landscapers, that's very good ace of space. Justine pain
Speaker 1: in the glass window.
Speaker 3: Repairs when you need to repair, that's what they called it.
Speaker 7: That.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thanks to explaining things. Someone got it.
Speaker 5: Well. A SPADs go.
Speaker 1: On Burglar, Oh God, show us your crack phone repair company,
Speaker 1: Wack and Walt Chinese restaurant in double my word, a
Speaker 1: lego shopping a Christian called I'm Rick James Bricks. That's
Speaker 1: very neat. Not everyone's going to get that, but that's incredible.
Speaker 1: Harry Poppins Pet Nanny she's a pet nanny's pet nanny.
Speaker 1: She's a pet naw. Yeah, you're going to get some
Speaker 1: miss calls Harry Poppins pet nanny in Sydney. Christian, I'm
Speaker 1: sure you can read this one out. I can't lived
Speaker 1: in Auckland Free year came across this place, Sushi place. No,
Speaker 1: there's no way I'm saying that one Christian kebab shop.
Speaker 1: Who needs abs when you can have a kebabs? So
Speaker 1: I think my favorite one is actually the Compass Place,
Speaker 1: Get one or get lost. It's subtle, is very good.
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Speaker 1: can you tell me this? Why is it they're not
Speaker 1: all states are doing free public transport. I don't understand
Speaker 1: how Victoria is, Tasmania is. Why aren't all states doing
Speaker 1: free public transport, doing their bit to help people out?
Speaker 3: Well, that's a question. I think they just don't want to,
Speaker 3: Otherwise they would be.
Speaker 1: They don't want to. It's not good enough. People have
Speaker 1: really struggling in the tanks and emails we're getting about
Speaker 1: why people need help right now, The cost of living
Speaker 1: is through the roof and then the fuel is crazy
Speaker 1: and there are people who needed to get to work.
Speaker 1: There are nurses, essential workers. It started to remind me
Speaker 1: of the early days of dorn.
Speaker 7: Well.
Speaker 1: I think actually they should start prioritizing essential workers really different.
Speaker 1: We all need fuel, but some of them really really
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Speaker 1: I was thinking yesterday, do you think there are people
Speaker 1: who are changing their plans for this Easter where actually
Speaker 1: long drive going to see rallies. It's just they just
Speaker 1: can't afford to because obviously Australia, big country, you got
Speaker 1: three four hour drives that you'd normally do and look
Speaker 1: forward to it and plan on it. But now that's
Speaker 1: costing so much money I wanted. People are actually changing
Speaker 1: Easter bands, which is heartbreaking. I've got to drive to Newcastle.
Speaker 1: That's a that's a twelve ten hour drive from Melbourne.
Speaker 5: Take out a loan for that one.
Speaker 1: Like what's that going to cost? You know what? You
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Speaker 7: Sorry, Alex, there's not enough fuel in the take to
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Speaker 1: What great news you come? Man back again tomorrow morning
Speaker 1: on the show. Until the boss was just not coming
Speaker 1: up next? Signs you an adult? No, no, can you
Speaker 1: send us to and we need we need to actually
Speaker 1: grab a coum adults, that's what we need. The signs.
Speaker 2: A Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: I always take a look at if I'm seeing on
Speaker 1: a lamp post picture of a missing pet, I will
Speaker 1: go and have a good look. All right, Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna keep my out. I'm gonna do my bit as
Speaker 1: a community member here. I've got dogs who got cats,
Speaker 1: and if they went missing, I'd be heartbroken. So I'll
Speaker 1: have a look a walk around while I'm walking the dog,
Speaker 1: see if I can see Sam, the parrot that's been
Speaker 1: missing for now six months? Is he missing or is
Speaker 1: he not come home? Or did Sam come back? You
Speaker 1: take the posters? No update the postern or r I
Speaker 1: P Sam? Okay? I like and tonight for Sam coming
Speaker 1: in the rainbow connection. You know, but let us know
Speaker 1: can be wasting my time right now. I can't be
Speaker 1: up there looking for Sam. The parrots stop for six months?
Speaker 1: You know we need closure update those signs. Very good
Speaker 1: point there is you think about those signs up there
Speaker 1: every day. Those dogs and cancer have gone missing? Or
Speaker 1: are they back? Yes?
Speaker 5: Asking the big questions here always.
Speaker 1: My friend, always right now signs you an adult. You're
Speaker 1: trying to do a bit more adulting at the moment.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 7: When I was a teenager and I first started drinking,
Speaker 7: I hated the taste of beer.
Speaker 5: I think a lot of people.
Speaker 1: Probably I could never work out why my dad loved
Speaker 1: it so much.
Speaker 7: But you're like, well, if I'm going to fit in
Speaker 7: and I'm going to go to the pub, I'm gonna
Speaker 7: have to learn to like this. So you just drink
Speaker 7: it and drink it and drink it until you learn
Speaker 7: to tolerate it, and then eventually you'll like it.
Speaker 1: And that's a great example of kids. Right now on
Speaker 1: the score run of peer Pressure, Wow we Ill Manisphere
Speaker 1: is live and well Manisphere Radio. Let me throw who's
Speaker 1: going to come on overword with you?
Speaker 5: But now I've got a delicious I like being now
Speaker 5: and it worked. But now I'm thirty three. All my
Speaker 5: friends are drinking tea.
Speaker 1: Good on them.
Speaker 5: I don't like tea, but I'm trying now to do
Speaker 5: the same thing I.
Speaker 1: Did for beer, but for tea, every afternoon you need
Speaker 1: you need positive pit pressure.
Speaker 5: Yes, literally every afternoon.
Speaker 7: Now at four, I have tea and I'm starting with
Speaker 7: a lot of sugar and then I'm going to try
Speaker 7: to drop the sugar and I.
Speaker 1: Don't have any sugar in I Actually I was having
Speaker 1: six to eight cups of tea about twenty years ago
Speaker 1: with two teaspoons of sugar and everyone very high blood pressure.
Speaker 1: So I went to see a therapist to get me
Speaker 1: to stop shopping sugar. And it works. I've never had
Speaker 1: the person went. You know. The person said to me,
Speaker 1: I've helped people all kinds of addiction stuff like that,
Speaker 1: went okay, it was command one. It's sugar and my tea.
Speaker 1: And the guy went and does that lead to smoking?
Speaker 1: I went, no, no, no, no, it's just that is
Speaker 1: the that is the addiction. Could Okay, this is gonna
Speaker 1: tell I think. I think I was out in twenty minutes.
Speaker 1: I've never had sugar again in my tea. There's eighteen
Speaker 1: years ago.
Speaker 7: Maybe I could go to a hypnotherapist that will teach
Speaker 7: me to like tea so I can help sugar.
Speaker 1: I have a little bit of a half teaspoon of
Speaker 1: raw honey. That's really nice. Even in herbal teas that
Speaker 1: can be nice.
Speaker 5: I just want to tea.
Speaker 7: So it's either too bitter or it doesn't taste like
Speaker 7: anything to me. But I really I love the idea
Speaker 7: of drinking.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, it's a nice What it is, I think
Speaker 1: it's the ritual of it's the habit of it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the making of the tea is sometimes more endurable than
Speaker 1: some of the tastes sometimes.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you got the little tea pot your fine china.
Speaker 4: I love that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a whole ceremony in the Japanese tea ceremony.
Speaker 1: Another sign you're an adult is you start recommending podcasts.
Speaker 1: Right in my gym, there's all twenty year old lads
Speaker 1: working out in the right. I never overhear any of
Speaker 1: them going, you got to you ever heard the rest
Speaker 1: of History? It's huge. They do live tours. They're selling
Speaker 1: out arenas to middle aged people, not twenty year olds.
Speaker 1: They're not. They're not. They're not in the market for
Speaker 1: a three hour podcast on Genghis Khan the Warlord. I
Speaker 1: put yourself, it's brilliant. Not in my twenties. No garden,
Speaker 1: no sign you an adult. The other sign of the
Speaker 1: annoyt is you recommend a podcast or somebody and he
Speaker 1: catch the colors late and go you just think they
Speaker 1: go no, and you're like.
Speaker 5: Oh, friends, do you need the whole polarba where you
Speaker 5: like pretend I'm going to let me just make.
Speaker 1: Let me Patsy. What do you think is a sign
Speaker 1: you're an adult?
Speaker 3: Definitely.
Speaker 6: You premeditate any sort of chore in the garden, anything
Speaker 6: that involves physical activity by popping some anti inflammatories before.
Speaker 1: I never thought about it before, Yes, I never thought
Speaker 1: about it.
Speaker 3: Just hit it off at the past.
Speaker 1: Have it before you, Micky or in the rest though
Speaker 1: you know he's just pumping himself out of all those
Speaker 1: different mets before he goes out than wrestles.
Speaker 5: It's just inevitable.
Speaker 3: You're going to wake up and not be able to
Speaker 3: move the next day.
Speaker 1: So like we always have, like taping up you know.
Speaker 5: The day you have had like a panado before you
Speaker 5: drink for your hangover.
Speaker 1: Get the phone rolling around, start doing some fashion release oranges.
Speaker 3: No, you just know you're going to be sore, so
Speaker 3: go to your friends.
Speaker 1: Absolutely great idea pastes. Yeah, Alex will suit for you.
Speaker 1: Sign you an adult.
Speaker 4: I used to go to a cinema in Sydney, the
Speaker 4: Rid Cinema in Randwick, amazing place all the time, and
Speaker 4: I used to see old people drinking coffee. I'm now
Speaker 4: one of those people drinking coffee at the movies.
Speaker 1: Coffee at the movies. What chop tops cokey color not coffee?
Speaker 5: Is it to stay away here?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Kind of? You know, any time of the night,
Speaker 1: I always judge those old times because its flipping ages.
Speaker 1: There's a big cue of us. Other people just want
Speaker 1: quick snacks and go just want my time, your own
Speaker 1: and a sprite or a Fanta and then waking it
Speaker 1: for old Nana. It's three of us. Actually, three coffees please,
Speaker 1: and it's always shunk eight year old. It doesn't winning
Speaker 1: now the coffee machine, it's always run out. They've got
Speaker 1: that tappy thing that's not banging that thing at the
Speaker 1: sight of it.
Speaker 7: And you get a certain age where you want your
Speaker 7: coff the extra hot. Only people over forty.
Speaker 1: Extra they will throw it out if it's not one
Speaker 1: hundred and eight degree.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast, Thank.
Speaker 1: You very much all these signs you are an adult.
Speaker 1: When you realize you have to work out what's for
Speaker 1: dinner every night for the rest of your life endless
Speaker 1: one of the worst realizations. It's an existential dread. Everyone
Speaker 1: has what is it for dinner tonight? My daughter's twenty one.
Speaker 1: She lives with her flatmate now, and she said, I
Speaker 1: had no idea it was going to be part of
Speaker 1: my life. Is that what she sucks every day? Just yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, I kept telling you when you were turning
Speaker 1: around and slow down, slow down, draw those three dinners
Speaker 1: and meals. They run out one day and then you'll
Speaker 1: have to look in that fridge of that pantry. There's
Speaker 1: not enough, and you the energy to the supermarket. Christian
Speaker 1: sim's you're an adult. I have say you sent me
Speaker 1: a photo. Here supplements I can see for knees, memory,
Speaker 1: and vitamins. You've missed the other ones I've got, which
Speaker 1: is about eight thousand. Just help me go to bed.
Speaker 1: Got my magnesium, the el thinning camramil t It's the
Speaker 1: whole procedure. Now, it's the pre flight chat before landing
Speaker 1: a plane, till they get me to go to sleep.
Speaker 1: Christian signs your an adult. Ignoring that email you know
Speaker 1: you'll need in a couple of weeks time with pernent information.
Speaker 1: You just ignore it and then you start searching in
Speaker 1: the inbox. Christian, I don't realize the other day you're
Speaker 1: you're an adult if you don't use your thumbs for texting.
Speaker 1: That's from Alexis. Yeah.
Speaker 5: That's such a good one, big one, isn't it.
Speaker 1: Someone does that really? Oh wow? Yeah, typey tuppy typewriter
Speaker 1: with the quirky keyboard looking at me. We will. Christian
Speaker 1: signs you an adult when you get excited, you've got
Speaker 1: no weekend plans. Christian, also, we need to find out.
Speaker 1: I'm now worried about Sam the parrot. I'll be worried
Speaker 1: about him all day. I know this has been six
Speaker 1: months in my life. Christian warm, fuzzy feeling you get
Speaker 1: instantly when the plans canceled. Christian yourn adult need to
Speaker 1: remember which bing goes out which week? Well sided, Jess,
Speaker 1: I've actually got them color coded in my diary on Erler,
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Speaker 1: there might be some of you probably wanted, Christian, why
Speaker 1: haven't you got any stats here about where Australia is
Speaker 1: im placed on the Beef Quality and Reputation Survey of
Speaker 1: twenty six Well, I have, I've got ahead. You know
Speaker 1: you came into there was like have you really on
Speaker 1: if we don't talk about it, you know radio one
Speaker 1: on one. Well, the beef power rankings of the world,
Speaker 1: Australia is at number two.
Speaker 5: Guys, I'm pretty good.
Speaker 1: Now what beef is in the top five, along with
Speaker 1: Australia which is at number two, which is amazing.
Speaker 5: It's got to be Japan with that Kobe beef the.
Speaker 3: Number one, number one, like well, the US because Texas has.
Speaker 1: To be five four. Kiwi's at number four. Argentina yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: beautiful state. That's a number three. Now we know everybody,
Speaker 1: all right? Meat bands? Hold on, who's singing that? Wilks
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Speaker 1: and GoF Uncle. Tell you there's also Swedish meat You
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Speaker 1: a Swedish band in there the other day at my
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Speaker 1: Do you know going through all your time wastes today,
Speaker 1: which is meat bands? Making me really hungry this morning
Speaker 1: at five m I made myself a nice chicken and
Speaker 1: Perry Perry sauce sandwich. After the show, as I was
Speaker 1: leaving this morning, ten minutes and my houseover so close
Speaker 1: to cry anyway, I told my wife. She said, oh
Speaker 1: you've left. You think he must have made it before
Speaker 1: the show? She said, do you want me to uber
Speaker 1: into work? I went, no, the others will laugh at me,
Speaker 1: laugh at me? Would they would have given me a wede?
Speaker 1: Your mommy sends you lunches? No, she doesn't take my
Speaker 1: mom's out of your mouth back in the toilet. I
Speaker 1: really did think they're just laugh at me. Tiny sandwich bottle.
Speaker 1: She would have done. I would have done the same.
Speaker 1: It's sad we're growing up. So I'm a week away
Speaker 1: from fifty three. When would childhood be over? The red
Speaker 1: Arsler Never for any of us. We're constantly stuck in that,
Speaker 1: aren't we? Anyway?
Speaker 5: Anyway?
Speaker 1: Anyway, what are we going to do by day? Meat
Speaker 1: Man's that's the time wast today, Katie Perry Perry Chicken
Speaker 1: didn't mention the wars. That's what got me going now
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Speaker 1: Ham Gold Chris, Well, then that's very good. Meat Bands
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Speaker 1: Joe Siger is well done. Flank Sinatra silver plus nine
Speaker 1: inch quails god, oh so relatable. You know who's talk
Speaker 1: about meats. You always go straight to qun oh putting
Speaker 1: on the quail and the barbie. That's what they say
Speaker 1: in Australia. Well, how much met you get on that minimeter?
Speaker 1: T bones eye silver, t boney m silver. That's enough
Speaker 1: t bones for now. Seven nations Salami.
Speaker 5: That's a song. But bronzo.
Speaker 1: Like that is not running school here. Yeah, like Patsy said,
Speaker 1: for no reason, it's Easton fisty chip alata trick.
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Speaker 1: Listen to the man who with two junior university degrees.
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Speaker 1: What about the artists formerly known as mince and didn't
Speaker 1: wears so much pleasure you get from sent the wood mince.
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Speaker 1: Johnny Mitchell Reverence silver, Tomahawk, Petty silver, Limb Briskip gold.
Speaker 1: Her Limb brisket is very good. Don't make that the
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Speaker 1: Who is today's winner?
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