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<v Speaker 1>Hey this is Christian. We're kind of a strange one

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<v Speaker 1>for me right at the top of the show, but

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<v Speaker 1>let's go for it anyway. There's a listener who emailed me,

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<v Speaker 1>a podcast listener in the UK called pauled Johnson. Paul

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<v Speaker 1>Johnson emailed me a couple years ago with an incredible

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<v Speaker 1>story about my un called Tom, who saved his life

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<v Speaker 1>and then Carma came back around and our correspondent Paul

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<v Speaker 1>saved someone related to Tom. This story whenever I share

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<v Speaker 1>it or tell anyone about it gives me goosebumps and

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<v Speaker 1>other people I just reduced to kind of all really,

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<v Speaker 1>which is why I want to include it in my book.

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<v Speaker 1>But I can't n s I hear from Paul. I've

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<v Speaker 1>emailed Paul Johnson. It's a bounce back. He's not on

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<v Speaker 1>that email anymore or don't know as he listens to

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<v Speaker 1>the UK. Paul Johnson, if you still listen to the

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<v Speaker 1>show and I hope you're well, please email me Christian

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<v Speaker 1>at Christian O'Connell dot com dot a you thank you

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<v Speaker 1>very much. Enjoy today's pod.

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<v Speaker 2>Are Christian O'Connell show podcast?

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<v Speaker 3>Come on and Pats morning everyone.

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning, Alex, come on in Rio, good morning. What

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<v Speaker 1>amazing confidence booster it will be for the Soccaroos to

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<v Speaker 1>take on wait, the smallest country ever to be at

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<v Speaker 1>the World Cup? Curus, How, curius ow you can't use

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<v Speaker 1>that as a way to get ready? Cannon fodder is

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<v Speaker 1>cowardly Australia. There's about hundred people that live there.

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<v Speaker 4>They're fifty blow us in the rankings.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh curros.

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<v Speaker 4>How they're in the Dutch Caribbean and they're in the

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<v Speaker 4>World Cup.

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<v Speaker 1>And what kind of football nation decides to pick on

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<v Speaker 1>them before we head to the World Cup. That's fake

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<v Speaker 1>confidence as well, and lined up to play them afterwards.

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<v Speaker 1>It's amazing. I think that when the World Cup is here,

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<v Speaker 1>and by the way, what kind of World Cup is

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<v Speaker 1>it going to be in all syrianus Seriously, with what's

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<v Speaker 1>going on with America and Iran, what kind of World

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<v Speaker 1>Cup is it going to be? Another other? There's Canada

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<v Speaker 1>and obviously there's Mexico as well, and I see Iran

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<v Speaker 1>now have put in a request that obviously what's going on.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't want any of their games hosted by the

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<v Speaker 1>country that's bombing them.

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<v Speaker 5>Are they in the World Cup?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes? What their games are all being hosted I think

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<v Speaker 1>by Canada or Mexico. Right, that makes it, Yeah, of

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<v Speaker 1>course it does. Yeah, I mean where they're going to

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<v Speaker 1>get the referees from. It's all. It's looking a bit dodgy. Yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I think though as a kind of secondary team. Obviously

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<v Speaker 1>we've be cheiring on the Saar crucis wild. Come we

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<v Speaker 1>should have Cuasow. I think there's only about two hundred

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<v Speaker 1>and the population is only about one hundred and fifty

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<v Speaker 1>thousand people.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and they produce a lot of players though in

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<v Speaker 4>the Premier League and throughout Europe. Yeah, amazing little country.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Isn't it a Dutch out outpost?

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<v Speaker 4>It is Dutch Caribbean, Yes, one of those. I'm trying

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<v Speaker 4>to think of the other. Aruba, that's another Dutch Caribbean countries.

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<v Speaker 1>Amazingly even come with that way, I mean none of

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<v Speaker 1>us would know different. And Cocamo, Yeah, I think the

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<v Speaker 1>Beast Boys are twinned with Cocomon. That's all. Their children

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<v Speaker 1>live on the island. That is the island as well.

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<v Speaker 1>I think currassu am. I'm pronouncing it right, Alex currous out, Yeah, curasell.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's the great name. It sounds like a liqure, it does,

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<v Speaker 1>it really does? Mate, listens Friday, I'm going to have

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<v Speaker 1>a double cura cell please steady, my friend, someone's starting

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<v Speaker 1>early feels out one of those that's blue on that

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<v Speaker 1>top shelf. Yes, yes, there's like one on the left

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<v Speaker 1>or right that's always blue. Yes, what is that? They

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<v Speaker 1>should be our backup team. If they've got a population

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<v Speaker 1>of less than one hundred and fifty thousand, you think

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<v Speaker 1>about how many places that aren't cities in Australia they've

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<v Speaker 1>got a population bigger than that night Newcastle is what

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<v Speaker 1>five hundred thousand I think of a population, so one

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<v Speaker 1>hundred and fifty thousand some most of those people in

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<v Speaker 1>that country will be cheering on their country at the

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<v Speaker 1>World Cup. It'd be huge for the country. You're going

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<v Speaker 1>to have some kind of lose connection with one of

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<v Speaker 1>those plays. The odds are yes, you're gonna have it

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<v Speaker 1>for that country. You're gonna have some connection with them,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, coming back next time. We do this every

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<v Speaker 1>Tuesday morning. At the start of the show, we go

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<v Speaker 1>around the team and you let us know as well

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<v Speaker 1>your day yesterday, your Monday? Would you say you're a

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<v Speaker 1>Monday winner or loser?

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<v Speaker 2>Let me know the Kristin O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me know, how is your day yesterday? How is

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<v Speaker 1>your Monday? Your Monday win or a loser? Pass? Which

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<v Speaker 1>way is it for you?

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<v Speaker 3>Definitely a loser.

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<v Speaker 6>As a mother of a teenage daughter, I am definitely

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<v Speaker 6>a loser because it's like communication now is restricted to

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<v Speaker 6>just text messages. When she gets home from school, so

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<v Speaker 6>she locks herself away in the bedroom, does allegedly does homework.

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<v Speaker 6>Pretty sure she is, and then dinner will be ready.

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<v Speaker 6>You know, she's always got the damn headphones in and

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<v Speaker 6>you'll say dinner's ready, and there's no response down the hallway.

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<v Speaker 3>So I think, oh, just text uff your dinner's ready.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh it's like a bear's coming out of its keep.

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<v Speaker 1>The easiest way I used to just to interrupt that

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<v Speaker 1>is turn the Wi Fi off. They can't flying out.

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<v Speaker 1>They got they got plain to say that canary wants

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<v Speaker 1>to get out of that cage. Then sinking to you,

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<v Speaker 1>I would just turn the Wi Fi off and I go, no,

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<v Speaker 1>just turn it off. It's dinner time.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like you've done their oxygen off.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, yeah, like their lifeline by Project Hell. Mary just

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<v Speaker 1>ordered to tell me.

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<v Speaker 6>That that ends, though, does it where you know they

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<v Speaker 6>do start to talk back.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, Yeah, she's going through a face. Yeah, now

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<v Speaker 1>now that our girls in nineteen twenty one, there's there's

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<v Speaker 1>none of that. Now tell you who has adopted though,

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<v Speaker 1>it is my wife actually thinks. I actually think she

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<v Speaker 1>thinks I'm the butler because it's always mainly like my

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<v Speaker 1>wife's favorite thing is just to have a bath. Oh god,

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<v Speaker 1>that is her spa as she calls it Ryan. So

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<v Speaker 1>most evenings she's in the bath, and then it's he

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<v Speaker 1>messages from within the bath asking the butler. I actually

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<v Speaker 1>think she wants our life to go a cosplay of

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<v Speaker 1>Downtown Abbey to bring help. First all I have to

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<v Speaker 1>draw the bath to the abba. Yeah yeah, and then

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<v Speaker 1>it's a wine and then it's like, oh this one

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<v Speaker 1>is falling in the bath or tipped away, and then

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<v Speaker 1>it's a top up for the wine as well.

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<v Speaker 3>That's really sweet.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but no, you'll get already back. But they're going

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<v Speaker 1>through this face. The best thing to do actually pass

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<v Speaker 1>as well is like you've got to pick your battles

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<v Speaker 1>with them. In fact for a while, that's just where

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<v Speaker 1>it's easy for them to have a conversation with. The

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<v Speaker 1>most mortan thing as a parent is to keep the

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<v Speaker 1>conversation going. If that's on text message of that's face

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<v Speaker 1>to face. Whatever is easy to film. And they've got

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<v Speaker 1>so much going on at that time in their lives

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<v Speaker 1>as well.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, that's right, she's got a busy wait because it's

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<v Speaker 6>the end of dem and it's lots of tastes so tight.

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<v Speaker 1>And cranky said that, you only have been back at

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<v Speaker 1>school what three hours? It feels like it's time to

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<v Speaker 1>pack it up for Easter.

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<v Speaker 5>Break one already.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't come.

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<v Speaker 1>We just dropped. They just went back to school. How

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<v Speaker 1>can they be like having a break for it? Also?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it me or its Easter really early this year?

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<v Speaker 5>I thought it feels quite late.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it feels early. No, usually later, it's later. Because

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<v Speaker 1>I'm an Easter baby, I know you guys have got

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<v Speaker 1>my gifts ready for next I shouldn't need to, but anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>as an Easter baby, I know it's normally.

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<v Speaker 3>Later because it can coincide with n Zac Day can be.

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<v Speaker 4>At the end of it.

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<v Speaker 1>Job is to make up when Easter is.

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<v Speaker 7>Because I know next year Easter is March twenty seven.

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<v Speaker 1>Job to make up when Easter is? What's it? Relying on?

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<v Speaker 1>Surely standing days?

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<v Speaker 3>What decides it?

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<v Speaker 5>The government doesn't decide.

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<v Speaker 1>Jesus did? Should shouldly Jesus came back get the Bible

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<v Speaker 1>in here. He must have come back on a specific dates.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, they would have been clear about it obviously.

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<v Speaker 1>Where was it before calendars? No, it's just the case.

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<v Speaker 1>Why don't he just move Easter? Why don't we just

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<v Speaker 1>have a an online poll when on January the first?

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<v Speaker 1>Just pick when? When does everyone the world? When does

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<v Speaker 1>everyone want Easter this year? What dates work?

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<v Speaker 5>Because Christmas is the same day? Everybo correct? But what

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<v Speaker 5>that's Easter?

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<v Speaker 1>Shift? Who shifts it? Because the whole world respondes.

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<v Speaker 3>It like a religious calendar Gregorian?

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<v Speaker 4>Calendar Gregorian?

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<v Speaker 1>Because it's just been Palm Sunday, hasn't it. Oh?

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<v Speaker 5>Actually I have the answer.

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<v Speaker 7>Easter is observed on the first Sunday following the first

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<v Speaker 7>full moon that occurs after the vernal equinox.

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<v Speaker 1>To change you the season.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know what.

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<v Speaker 7>Those words mean, but that's that's how they figure out ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, it was a whopping full moon this morning.

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<v Speaker 1>You see it? Beautiful, it's so powerful and it's that yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you all right? And actually, do you know what's

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<v Speaker 1>quite nice on a bit of suns on the show.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe we get that sponsored. And now it's time for

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<v Speaker 1>the Christian moment of silence, just five seconds of a

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<v Speaker 1>little breather. What is your your Monday winter or a loser?

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<v Speaker 5>I am a loser.

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<v Speaker 1>How was your vernal equinox? That's today's big, that's today's big.

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<v Speaker 1>How was your vernal equinox?

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<v Speaker 5>I was a loser?

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<v Speaker 1>Ecno spells like a posh rapper as well equinox?

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<v Speaker 7>Okay, interesting voice, Yeah, yes, raspy, I was a loser

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<v Speaker 7>on the vernal equinox, and I took the whole office.

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<v Speaker 5>Down with me.

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<v Speaker 7>Unfortunately, a few weeks ago, you might have remembered I

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<v Speaker 7>brought in a lot of figs from our fig tree.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember the fig days, any days, the days of summer,

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<v Speaker 1>they go so quickly I did forget.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I brought in about twenty four figs for the teens.

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<v Speaker 1>And have to say they were beautiful. We had all

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<v Speaker 1>the ones you gave us. They were so good, Thank

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<v Speaker 1>you so much.

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<v Speaker 7>Unfortunately, though, I did leave probably about twenty in a

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<v Speaker 7>bag not in the fridge, in studio fridge, and I

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<v Speaker 7>completely forgot about that's what that pong was. I was like,

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<v Speaker 7>what's that smell? What's that smell? And then the penny dropped.

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<v Speaker 7>I was like, oh no, those figs and they're not.

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<v Speaker 1>They made themselves into jam.

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<v Speaker 7>Yes, not only did they smell horrible, they've turned into goo.

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<v Speaker 7>And obviously I've got to clean out the fridge. I

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<v Speaker 7>can't just leave it like that. And so I had

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<v Speaker 7>to do this walk of sh shame with this drip,

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<v Speaker 7>this bag of dripping, soaking rotten figs all the way

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<v Speaker 7>from our studio to.

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<v Speaker 1>Rig Hi in this radio station is discussed it is.

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<v Speaker 1>There's like snacks in there from like years ago and

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<v Speaker 1>now the worst one ever of like congealed fig and

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<v Speaker 1>yiealed figs.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, and then I had to put it down in

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<v Speaker 7>like the office bin, which sits right.

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<v Speaker 1>That's nice. Sales team flies going around. When does that

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<v Speaker 1>get into like once once a month, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Not the vernal equos around.

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<v Speaker 5>Us I just dubbed it there.

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<v Speaker 1>Problem, that's problem Monday loser. Now the office is a

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<v Speaker 1>Monday losers as well. All right, your Monday winner or loser.

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<v Speaker 1>How's the vernal equinox working out for you?

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<v Speaker 2>Christian Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Good Friday is always the fourth fore moon of the year.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why it always changes. That's some Katrina Oxley, Katrina

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<v Speaker 1>and everyone else texts on the show right now. How

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<v Speaker 1>do you have this knowledge? I must have missed out

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<v Speaker 1>at school. Yeah, do any of us know this? No idea?

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<v Speaker 1>It's amazing so many of our listeners all this immediate

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<v Speaker 1>wisdom about the moon and why whye Easter is on

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<v Speaker 1>certain days? I love this song from Shelley Christian. Easter

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<v Speaker 1>is decided by the moon every year. Think the Sun

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<v Speaker 1>is running the show. Actually, the final was all along.

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<v Speaker 1>It was the Moon, the puppet Master, Pink Floyd. They

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<v Speaker 1>knew what they were talking about the dark side of

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<v Speaker 1>the moon, Christian. I believe Easter is based on moon face.

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<v Speaker 1>You believe, right, Andrew Christian On Monday Winner, I won

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<v Speaker 1>more table tennis games than I lost.

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<v Speaker 7>How many table tennis games is playing on a Monday?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, that might be Vinnie's thing. Yeah, might hey listen

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<v Speaker 1>zimber boy. I won't be judging.

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<v Speaker 7>No, I think it sounds like he's playing at work.

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<v Speaker 7>What Yeah, we started to ping pong table room at

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<v Speaker 7>my old job, did you Yes, we would play a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>Me guess were your bloggers were? Yeah? What happens that? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Where's that all gone to the wayside? Because too much

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<v Speaker 1>time during the day. Any office, and I've been to

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<v Speaker 1>quite a few advertising agencies. Any office where I see

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<v Speaker 1>a table tennis there, I'm thinking they're never going to

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<v Speaker 1>get very far.

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<v Speaker 5>It's true, we didn't get very far.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not pro productivities, pro fun, but it's not pro productivity,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, Coming up sometime on the show again today

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<v Speaker 1>Huge Price. It is back April the seconds of the thirteenth.

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<v Speaker 1>every single show this week. The thing we decide is

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<v Speaker 1>obviously Easter this weekend. We have a secret Easter egg

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<v Speaker 1>for you to listen out for on the show every day.

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<v Speaker 1>Today's is a rooster, of course, Okay, an Easter rooster.

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<v Speaker 1>So I have four different roosters in the studio today

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<v Speaker 1>that it picks up on the way in. Uh. I

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<v Speaker 1>just drive by a farm before I came this morning, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>And I've got four roosters in the studio right now. Okay, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you have to give them back to that yeah of course, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I dropped them in after today's show. No roosters were

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<v Speaker 1>harmed in the making of today's show, guys. Okay, that

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<v Speaker 1>one's Derek.

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<v Speaker 5>That's a classic.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's Derek. Okay. Then there's Andy Mandy hats which

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<v Speaker 1>one you going to go for?

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<v Speaker 5>I found Mandy a bit screeching.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that someone has been on the smokes on the darts.

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<v Speaker 1>That song has done a night on rum and karaoke.

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<v Speaker 1>Pats Is.

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<v Speaker 3>I like that?

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<v Speaker 5>Chris? I love that?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you say shrill?

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<v Speaker 5>I did not say.

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<v Speaker 1>There, don't you tere? I said crystal clear Dolby surround sound.

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<v Speaker 7>I said a beautiful dulcet tone.

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<v Speaker 1>Patsy. After a few venos, Patsy in the morning on

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<v Speaker 1>the show, It's Pats the rooster today?

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<v Speaker 5>Got it?

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<v Speaker 2>When you were here?

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<v Speaker 1>Why is it good?

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<v Speaker 7>No?

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<v Speaker 1>Hang on?

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<v Speaker 3>I protein all right.

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<v Speaker 1>When at the farm of this morning, when I people

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<v Speaker 1>said gave me. Then when they said there's Charles as Andy,

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<v Speaker 1>this Mandy, and there's Pats. Okay, So when you hear

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<v Speaker 1>past the Rooster, get ready to call. Could happen at

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<v Speaker 1>any time this morning.

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<v Speaker 2>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Incredible crime Story, the Last couple of days, Chocolate heist, Patsy,

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<v Speaker 1>you've got the details.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just crazy. All these kit cats more than four

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<v Speaker 3>hundred and thirteen thousand.

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<v Speaker 1>Units, twelve tons.

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<v Speaker 5>It's twelve tons of kit cats over.

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<v Speaker 1>A million, over a million dollars worth. Also, what are

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<v Speaker 1>their plan?

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<v Speaker 8>All?

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<v Speaker 1>You know when you see crime movie, right, it's all

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<v Speaker 1>scoped out, how they're going to split the loot up,

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<v Speaker 1>how they're going to sell it to you know those

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<v Speaker 1>fences where they're called, you know, then break it down

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<v Speaker 1>or whatever and set it to private collectors. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm thinking about Ocean's eleven here, and that was a documentary.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course.

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<v Speaker 5>What's their plan with all these kit cats crazy?

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<v Speaker 6>Well, you know, Easter Bunny comes this weekends Bunnies time.

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<v Speaker 1>Easter Bunnies turned to the dark side, nor anyone this

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<v Speaker 1>year twenty twenty sixth year of the fire Horse. Easter

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<v Speaker 1>Bunnies broke bad.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, it's an awful lot of kit cats.

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<v Speaker 1>Four hundred and seventy eight thousand. Too many to handle,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, so an extra time waste. Today, we're looking

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<v Speaker 1>for your chocolate crime movies. The best one we get

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<v Speaker 1>in the next five minutes. You're in three mates, off

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<v Speaker 1>to the cinema Gold Class group also on us for

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<v Speaker 1>you in three mates. Chocolate crime movies. Okay, Charling, the

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<v Speaker 1>Chocolate Heist, Silver Silence of the Lint Goal, Kick Cat

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<v Speaker 1>me if you can, kick cat, if you can, and

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<v Speaker 1>the usual crunch pecks that they're fine. You know, it's

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<v Speaker 1>the usual crunch pecks. The usual crunch specs, very ambitious,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you, and the dark Chocolate night.

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<v Speaker 5>You didn't even say that with any conviction.

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<v Speaker 1>What now, I didn't even know. I was just starting

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<v Speaker 1>in the darkili and after eight, after eight thoughts, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>what have you got? Chocolate crime movies?

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<v Speaker 5>The Wyan Brothers made a movie White Twist.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, now that's good. Gold.

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<v Speaker 5>The Malteser Falcon, Oh, very good.

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<v Speaker 7>Silver reservoir pods yeah, silver ye, and the big lea

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<v Speaker 7>Brownie gold.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, what have you got them? Chocolate crime movies to.

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<v Speaker 2>A Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Incredible heist story of the last couple of days. Twelve tons,

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<v Speaker 1>twelve tons of delicious chocolate kit cats this summing. It's

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<v Speaker 1>too many kit cats. It's over four hundred and seventy

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<v Speaker 1>thousand kit cats. I've been stolen from a shipping container

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<v Speaker 1>of all the great you know, high you've heard of

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<v Speaker 1>the world. It's many money, gold, gold, billion, are never

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<v Speaker 1>never chocolate, not just chocolate, humble kit cat.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, there's not even the most.

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<v Speaker 1>If it was crude oil right now, you'd understand why

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<v Speaker 1>they're doing it, you know, profiteering, ball market and all

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<v Speaker 1>that kit cats.

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<v Speaker 3>Now those chunky kit cats are pretty nice, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>They know what they're doing. They know what they're doing.

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<v Speaker 1>This is gonna be one of those pub quiz sort

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<v Speaker 1>of end of the year questions, isn't it?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes? What chocolate was starting?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes? Yeah, six gold tons of what chocolate? Bather? Sorry

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<v Speaker 1>as kit cats? All right, so we're doing a exit

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<v Speaker 1>time waste today, we're doing a chocolate crime movies. You

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<v Speaker 1>really to Mark Rio. Let's go chock Eito's Ways Alpaccino,

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<v Speaker 1>great movies, Richard, I got it. Point, have a break.

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<v Speaker 1>Just have a kit cat. That is so good. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you remember that? Yes, have a break, have a kit cat,

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<v Speaker 1>have a break in, have a kit cat shipp in

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<v Speaker 1>the headline, guys from Romper chomp uh Tory, Yeah, well done.

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<v Speaker 1>Not kindergarten cop, but King Surprise cot I loves Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Surprise toys are everywhere. Gold you mean Cadbury silver Fedo

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<v Speaker 1>got finger? Not nice, Stuart, not nice at all, Buddy

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<v Speaker 1>gold you get that gold count. Let's go see a

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<v Speaker 1>priest of that. It is east of my friend Palm

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<v Speaker 1>sunday Leo was just doing a beautiful mass. Sorry, pub,

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<v Speaker 1>there's something about bounty. Two types of beep in this world,

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<v Speaker 1>those good people and the savages who like a bounty.

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<v Speaker 5>Bar you don't like dessicated.

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<v Speaker 3>Creaminess.

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<v Speaker 1>The Hunt for the Red October Robe good, don't get

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<v Speaker 1>me started, Shirt Chock Holmes, shirt chop homes a detective

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<v Speaker 1>on the Chocolate Silence to the Tim Tams Silver chop

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<v Speaker 1>top and two smoking barrels Gold. That's very good. Well then, Jordan,

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<v Speaker 1>catch me if you're Tim Tam Franz Murder on the

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<v Speaker 1>Aureo Express Gold. Another one of those Achatha Christy documentaries

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<v Speaker 1>that we love so much. If you know you know

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<v Speaker 1>where's my kitcats? Weekend at Bertie Beatles Silver, History of

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<v Speaker 1>Violet Crumbles Silver, The Green Mine, Green min Picnic Bar

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<v Speaker 1>at Hanging Rock Silver, Chewiest parts in the World, The

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<v Speaker 1>Tearing Inferno No is the tobler owning fern of Benny Worthy,

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<v Speaker 1>Charlie in the Empty Chocolate Factory. That's on Rock Ria,

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<v Speaker 1>Who's the best? Who's off to Gold class on us point?

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<v Speaker 5>Have a break?

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<v Speaker 1>Have a KitKat? Well done, Ryan, you're today's winning.

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<v Speaker 2>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Every single show this week, sending you off to the

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<v Speaker 1>You're listening out for the hidden Easter Egg every morning

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<v Speaker 1>money as well. Oh wow, I'm going to take my

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<v Speaker 1>daughter and my two grandkids and we've got friends in

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<v Speaker 1>Sydney and they'll be.

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<v Speaker 2>At the show, so we'll run team up with them.

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<v Speaker 2>How wonderful.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh great, So you've got better easter plans now, all right, Raylan,

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<v Speaker 1>have a lovely Easter with your kids, any grandkids and

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<v Speaker 1>your family as well. Thanks for corn the show. Well done.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 1>Gold. It's just amazing. Thank you, my pleasure. I have

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<v Speaker 1>a lovely Easter.

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<v Speaker 2>Christian Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Yesterday I had to go and pick up my wife

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<v Speaker 1>from a hospital appointment and it was an air in

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<v Speaker 1>a suburb. But don't know very well and I got

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<v Speaker 1>their bit early, and I don't know if you've had

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<v Speaker 1>anywhere near hospitals. Trying to get anywhere to park ground

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<v Speaker 1>there as a nightmare. So I'm going down side streets

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<v Speaker 1>sort of doing ever decreasing and increasing circles. So I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know where the hospital is right now. She's had

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<v Speaker 1>a local anesthetic. She's gonna have to walk about eight

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<v Speaker 1>ks it is now at all, So anyway, I find

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<v Speaker 1>someone to park. It's just in a residential street, and

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<v Speaker 1>I make sure they're not blocking anyone's driveway, and I

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<v Speaker 1>wait for the call from my wife's he can come

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<v Speaker 1>and get me. Go try and trace my steps back.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm there about twenty minutes, just outside somehow, and

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<v Speaker 1>I look in and I see that there's someone looking

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<v Speaker 1>at me. You know, we all do that pier when

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<v Speaker 1>there's some strange CAI I don't recognize. And it's not

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<v Speaker 1>permit holders. I'm not blocking a dryway. But I could

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<v Speaker 1>see this lady restanding at me and I sort of

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<v Speaker 1>wave to say, hope, it's all right. She doesn't say

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<v Speaker 1>anything like like move the car. Ten minutes later, this

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<v Speaker 1>lovely woman comes out who listens to the show called

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<v Speaker 1>Narrel with a cup of tea and some biscuits. She goes,

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<v Speaker 1>it is you, isn't it Christian? I went show, Can

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<v Speaker 1>I ask what you're doing? I started? I went, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going door to door. I'm just looking for new listeners.

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<v Speaker 1>I can tick you off the list. We haven't got

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<v Speaker 1>the budgets from marketing. I'm literally door to do all

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<v Speaker 1>like the Avon man. Hello, can I interest you on

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<v Speaker 1>a breakfast show?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that is so sweet.

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<v Speaker 1>She brought a cup of tea out and some biscuits.

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<v Speaker 5>Incredible.

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<v Speaker 1>We had a lovely chat, really nice chat. And then

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<v Speaker 1>I went to go and pick up my wife and

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<v Speaker 1>she saw that there was some biscuits in the car.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I had to explain that a lady called

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<v Speaker 1>Narel had brought out some likely story, and she had

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<v Speaker 1>she had a local anesthetics. She wasn't really in the

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<v Speaker 1>mood for the confusion of all. I think I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think she actually brought the story either. I said, don't

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<v Speaker 1>randomly have affairs with people. I don't go door to

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<v Speaker 1>door going what do you say with me? Do anything?

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<v Speaker 1>Or a skit for a bitskit coming to the Christian

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<v Speaker 1>o'connall's show in me all right. The thing I also

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<v Speaker 1>saw in this new suburb, oh I went traveling yesterday

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<v Speaker 1>was a pizza business with a great name. I love

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<v Speaker 1>seeing local businesses that have got a funny name, you

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<v Speaker 1>know where they put a but thought into it. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a pun based name. But can we love that? Every day?

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<v Speaker 1>And the time waster? And it was earth Wind and Flower.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh and I gave an imaginery hatchip. I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>that is I've not seen that one before for a

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<v Speaker 1>pizza place, earth Wind and Flower. So we're going to

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<v Speaker 1>call this puney business. And I know we got people

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<v Speaker 1>listening all round Australia right now. You'll know in your

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<v Speaker 1>suburb or your town maybe it's not there anymore, or

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<v Speaker 1>it still is right now. A puney business. Those businesses,

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<v Speaker 1>local businesses that have put some effort into giving you

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<v Speaker 1>a bit of a grin and a smile with a

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<v Speaker 1>business name. They're always very proud of them as well.

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<v Speaker 1>They know what they've done. You know. They want you

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<v Speaker 1>to be your horn or to weigh. We'll take a

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<v Speaker 1>photo of it. Someone's we've seen before on the show.

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<v Speaker 1>We've heard about our lawn in order guarding business. Lawn

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<v Speaker 1>in order. It's genius Miami Rice. You might have worked

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<v Speaker 1>that out. Chinese restaurant Miami Rice is genius. Belly and

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<v Speaker 1>the pets Belly in the Pets is the greatest pet

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<v Speaker 1>shop ever. Also the tree Looppers called tree Musketeers. I

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<v Speaker 1>want them to be three Irish guys as well. At

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<v Speaker 1>friend Finton. They from five minutes.

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<v Speaker 5>Ago, the Irish Lashman.

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<v Speaker 1>No no, no, no, there's no slashes, Irish dot trust me,

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<v Speaker 1>just Irish. Hopefully calls them again this week. Ria, you've

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<v Speaker 1>got one then, a punny business.

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<v Speaker 7>Yes, a Chinese restaurant. Two wongs make it right? Oh wow,

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<v Speaker 7>that is very very owned by the Wongs. Yes, wow, wow, Patsy,

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<v Speaker 7>have you ever seen one?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, there's a cafe in Berwin called thanks s late.

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<v Speaker 1>That's good, it's lovely. It's just the way that Patsy

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<v Speaker 1>said it really aggressively. Thanks to Latte. However, perhaps he's

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<v Speaker 1>there head of customer suppers. Is no hairdressers out your

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<v Speaker 1>way curl up and die?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, there is in Werriby, Yes, in western Melbourne.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, or you can age the kind of person might

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<v Speaker 1>go there?

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<v Speaker 3>Really, what sort of age bracket?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to say anymore.

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<v Speaker 3>What are you saying? I don't go there?

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<v Speaker 5>If that's what you said, I'm not.

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<v Speaker 1>Saying that at all. I'm not saying I'm not saying

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<v Speaker 1>anything special. I'm saying nothing. What you said? What did

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<v Speaker 1>I say? I'm scared? Ada? She ever seen a puney business? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>I had a year in Ireland. There's so many businesses

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<v Speaker 4>in Ireland and one of them.

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<v Speaker 1>Was so many businesses and Iland, oh wow, Michael Paidon's

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<v Speaker 1>new travel shows just started, honey, oh my god.

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<v Speaker 4>And this pub called the Cat dragged In?

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<v Speaker 1>They would say, do you cat dragged in?

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<v Speaker 4>And there's also for Pete's Steak in sliger.

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<v Speaker 1>Ah, brilliant one. All right, what have you got them

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<v Speaker 1>puney business names?

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<v Speaker 2>Let us know the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>We're asking for your local businesses with a smart or

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<v Speaker 1>funny name. Were calling it punny business. They're all some

0:27:18.245 --> 0:27:21.725
<v Speaker 1>kind of pun What are the odds? We mentioned lawn

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<v Speaker 1>in Order, there's also lawn and Order. Rowan the guy

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<v Speaker 1>whose business as is listening right now, Christian. He used

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<v Speaker 1>to be a compass shopman in the corner from me.

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<v Speaker 1>The slogan was compasses get one or get lost. Ali.

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<v Speaker 1>That's one of my favorite ones. Dry cleaning business in

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<v Speaker 1>my local shopping center, the Brown Gouge. Thank you, Christian.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a shop here in Surrey Hill, Sydney, which makes

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<v Speaker 1>custom cushions. That's a business. That's a separate thing to mine.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a business. I saw a place yesterday that is

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<v Speaker 1>a shop that sells artisanal flavored popcorn. I try to

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<v Speaker 1>go in to get our producer, Kanaan, who munches that stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>It loves popkin. They don't you know some business that

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<v Speaker 1>just don't open on random They're now open on Mondays.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no demand for popcorn on a Monday, you know what.

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<v Speaker 5>I kind of that makes sense to me. Who's who's

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<v Speaker 5>eating move who's eating movies? Who's watching movies on a Monday.

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<v Speaker 5>What's the need for pop day?

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<v Speaker 3>Probably all weekend?

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<v Speaker 1>You see? Of course you're right, you're making hey the

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<v Speaker 1>weekend in the popcorn business, Dad, We yeah, nailed that.

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<v Speaker 1>Good meeting guys the same time tomorrow Christian Plumber's van

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<v Speaker 1>had a really good one. But I can't remember the name. Gee, thanks,

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<v Speaker 1>who's my greatest text we're going to get this year?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you want to do with that? Tanya? Come

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<v Speaker 1>back to me, you know, Wilbo at some point about

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<v Speaker 1>five o'clock to night, trying to be thinking of something else,

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<v Speaker 1>and they go, I got that plumber's business message me then,

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<v Speaker 1>oh for seven five three one four three Christian, I

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<v Speaker 1>used to have a lawn mowing service that still earn

0:29:01.405 --> 0:29:03.925
<v Speaker 1>the name. You look after that eye pizza go with

0:29:04.045 --> 0:29:07.085
<v Speaker 1>the mow? Oh nice? How many someone wants to buy it?

0:29:07.325 --> 0:29:09.605
<v Speaker 1>And Martin's got it still He's hanging onto that. It's

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<v Speaker 1>like real estate jem. People start buying up websites and

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<v Speaker 1>domain names. Yeah I've got over thirty what really?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 1>I know, I genuinely have.

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<v Speaker 5>Can we find out what they were?

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<v Speaker 1>Please? Yeah, you can buy them? Question? What about a

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<v Speaker 1>car hire and van hire company? Only vans. Oh very good.

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<v Speaker 1>You're clapping that you're a fan. I am really good. Christian.

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<v Speaker 1>My secretarial business is called Forever Typing, and you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like forever young time. Have you seen that every time

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<v Speaker 1>the phone goes hello, Forever Typing. Piston Broke Mechanics. She

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<v Speaker 1>loved that one. We haven't heard her laugh on the

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<v Speaker 1>shower this year. She loves that old kind of old

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<v Speaker 1>timey triple M Pete triple M nineteen nineteen. Mom the

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<v Speaker 1>fruities on Piston sponsored by Piston Broke. Oh god, this

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<v Speaker 1>is comedy at last.

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<v Speaker 3>Instagram on this shirt.

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<v Speaker 1>I try, Christian. My groomer in Q is called Bark

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<v Speaker 1>to the Future.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh right, I love that one.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian Sydney handdressers Do or Die. Chinese restaurant out my

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<v Speaker 1>way called walk this Way. He's coming, that's right, Tana.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you remembered that plumber's name yet? Four seventy five

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<v Speaker 1>three one oh four three Lizzie, Good morning, Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>the show.

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<v Speaker 8>Good morning, guys. I quite often follow a small track

0:30:41.965 --> 0:30:47.045
<v Speaker 8>van around the Clyde North area and it's making staircases

0:30:47.085 --> 0:30:48.965
<v Speaker 8>and the name of the truck is sorry, the name

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<v Speaker 8>of the business is called step brothers.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, great one. That is a great one. And why

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<v Speaker 1>are you following them? Oh?

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<v Speaker 8>Because I'm driving to work and they're obviously going around.

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<v Speaker 1>Or you're private detective about something.

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<v Speaker 5>She works in the staircase district.

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<v Speaker 1>She's on the case.

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<v Speaker 8>The staircase got rid of my two story house, so

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<v Speaker 8>I don't need to anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, good to clear that. All right, Lizzie, thank

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<v Speaker 1>you very much. Good day. Tom's phone in? Do you upstairs?

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<v Speaker 1>But today we carry on with puny business. Tar you

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<v Speaker 1>remember the name of that plumber yet? Come on? Uh Donna,

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<v Speaker 1>good morning, welcome to the show. Good morning.

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<v Speaker 8>So I've got shot framed and hung a picture framing.

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<v Speaker 1>I wonder what the wonder what the story was when

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<v Speaker 1>we started telling me about.

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<v Speaker 8>And then I've got another one which was let us

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<v Speaker 8>in so a fruit and vegetable.

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<v Speaker 1>Both very very good, both memorable. Thank you so much

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<v Speaker 1>for corn the show. Have a good day. Thank you, Christian,

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you mate a Christian O'Connell show podcast. Thank you

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<v Speaker 1>very much for sharing all the local funny business names

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<v Speaker 1>recording it punny business. You can text me yours oh

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<v Speaker 1>four seven five O three one oh four three tell

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<v Speaker 1>you what your streams. Really love that turburger. Wondern't you

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<v Speaker 1>wow wet about a thousand a minute coming into that one.

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<v Speaker 1>If you ever see such a funny thing. They're all

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<v Speaker 1>from Pats. It's the same one. Stop it now. Christian

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<v Speaker 1>Dry Cleaning business. Drop your pants here, it's so good.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what's crashy calf? You saw that. You do

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<v Speaker 1>a double take. That's really funny, Steve, thank you very

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<v Speaker 1>much for sharing. You have a great day as well.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian my son got some driving lessons here in Sydney

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<v Speaker 1>driving school. It was called I want to pee. That's smart.

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<v Speaker 1>Carol Dog Training business. Sit happens, very good ace of

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<v Speaker 1>space landscapers, that's very good ace of space. Justine pain

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<v Speaker 1>in the glass window.

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<v Speaker 3>Repairs when you need to repair, that's what they called it.

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<v Speaker 7>That.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, thanks to explaining things. Someone got it.

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<v Speaker 5>Well. A SPADs go.

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<v Speaker 1>On Burglar, Oh God, show us your crack phone repair company,

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<v Speaker 1>Wack and Walt Chinese restaurant in double my word, a

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<v Speaker 1>lego shopping a Christian called I'm Rick James Bricks. That's

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<v Speaker 1>very neat. Not everyone's going to get that, but that's incredible.

0:33:38.725 --> 0:33:43.805
<v Speaker 1>Harry Poppins Pet Nanny she's a pet nanny's pet nanny.

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<v Speaker 1>She's a pet naw. Yeah, you're going to get some

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<v Speaker 1>miss calls Harry Poppins pet nanny in Sydney. Christian, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>sure you can read this one out. I can't lived

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<v Speaker 1>in Auckland Free year came across this place, Sushi place. No,

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<v Speaker 1>there's no way I'm saying that one Christian kebab shop.

0:34:03.445 --> 0:34:09.325
<v Speaker 1>Who needs abs when you can have a kebabs? So

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<v Speaker 1>I think my favorite one is actually the Compass Place,

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<v Speaker 1>Get one or get lost. It's subtle, is very good.

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<v Speaker 2>Christian Connor Show Podcast pme.

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<v Speaker 1>Man back on the show this week, giving you free fuel,

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<v Speaker 1>trying to do our bit to have you all out. Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>can you tell me this? Why is it they're not

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<v Speaker 1>all states are doing free public transport. I don't understand

0:34:31.445 --> 0:34:35.205
<v Speaker 1>how Victoria is, Tasmania is. Why aren't all states doing

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<v Speaker 1>free public transport, doing their bit to help people out?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, that's a question. I think they just don't want to,

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<v Speaker 3>Otherwise they would be.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't want to. It's not good enough. People have

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<v Speaker 1>really struggling in the tanks and emails we're getting about

0:34:46.725 --> 0:34:49.085
<v Speaker 1>why people need help right now, The cost of living

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<v Speaker 1>is through the roof and then the fuel is crazy

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<v Speaker 1>and there are people who needed to get to work.

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<v Speaker 1>There are nurses, essential workers. It started to remind me

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<v Speaker 1>of the early days of dorn.

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<v Speaker 7>Well.

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<v Speaker 1>I think actually they should start prioritizing essential workers really different.

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<v Speaker 1>We all need fuel, but some of them really really

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<v Speaker 1>need you do and so it's tough, isn't it. And

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<v Speaker 1>I was thinking yesterday, do you think there are people

0:35:12.965 --> 0:35:16.205
<v Speaker 1>who are changing their plans for this Easter where actually

0:35:16.365 --> 0:35:18.485
<v Speaker 1>long drive going to see rallies. It's just they just

0:35:18.605 --> 0:35:21.485
<v Speaker 1>can't afford to because obviously Australia, big country, you got

0:35:21.565 --> 0:35:24.364
<v Speaker 1>three four hour drives that you'd normally do and look

0:35:24.445 --> 0:35:26.404
<v Speaker 1>forward to it and plan on it. But now that's

0:35:26.445 --> 0:35:29.085
<v Speaker 1>costing so much money I wanted. People are actually changing

0:35:29.125 --> 0:35:31.645
<v Speaker 1>Easter bands, which is heartbreaking. I've got to drive to Newcastle.

0:35:32.125 --> 0:35:35.165
<v Speaker 1>That's a that's a twelve ten hour drive from Melbourne.

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<v Speaker 5>Take out a loan for that one.

0:35:37.365 --> 0:35:39.045
<v Speaker 1>Like what's that going to cost? You know what? You

0:35:39.165 --> 0:35:49.525
<v Speaker 1>need to speak too? Old mate, up man, you're turning away,

0:35:49.685 --> 0:35:51.565
<v Speaker 1>Alex the sports guy coup Man.

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<v Speaker 7>Sorry, Alex, there's not enough fuel in the take to

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<v Speaker 7>send you to Newcastle.

0:35:57.205 --> 0:35:59.005
<v Speaker 5>I've got to save it for the listeners.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, alum's then truck stuff or the other side of

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<v Speaker 3>the right.

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<v Speaker 1>That is awkward. All right, call in now if you

0:36:09.285 --> 0:36:11.484
<v Speaker 1>need pumped up by pump Man, and then you would

0:36:11.485 --> 0:36:16.405
<v Speaker 1>hear these beautiful words. They really are beautiful words.

0:36:16.805 --> 0:36:18.245
<v Speaker 5>You need pump.

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<v Speaker 1>So someone was in the supermarket yesterday Pumped Me Up

0:36:24.725 --> 0:36:28.405
<v Speaker 1>was being played. They thought Pump's here, Actually it's around

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<v Speaker 1>all right, we got Linda, Linda, good morning, welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>the sham. Pump Man.

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<v Speaker 2>Good morning, Pumpman.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you please put me up?

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<v Speaker 8>I'm literally at the service station and it's two dollars seventy.

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<v Speaker 2>Five to fill out? Please? Can I have some hundred

0:36:45.565 --> 0:36:46.565
<v Speaker 2>dollars to fill it out?

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<v Speaker 5>Like an act? Quick, Linda, I'm gonna pump you up

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<v Speaker 5>right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow. Wait, that is instant pumping with a nozzle made

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<v Speaker 1>remember everyone of love. Okay, all right, Linda, you've been

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<v Speaker 1>pumped up. Have a great day. Hello he Linda, store

0:37:08.605 --> 0:37:11.605
<v Speaker 1>pump you've been pump Yeah, this's you're just to hang

0:37:11.645 --> 0:37:14.645
<v Speaker 1>around in the glow of an after pump always. I

0:37:14.685 --> 0:37:16.805
<v Speaker 1>didn't mean it like that anyway. There you go down,

0:37:16.845 --> 0:37:19.285
<v Speaker 1>then I'll going bright red thank thank you.

0:37:19.445 --> 0:37:19.525
<v Speaker 7>Bo.

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<v Speaker 1>Please move on. Kathy's still in the system. Kathleen, good morning,

0:37:23.765 --> 0:37:26.085
<v Speaker 1>good morning. How are we We're good? Now you need

0:37:26.165 --> 0:37:26.765
<v Speaker 1>some free fuel.

0:37:27.285 --> 0:37:28.325
<v Speaker 2>Oh look, it's one.

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<v Speaker 7>Hundred and twenty dollars up at the moment.

0:37:30.085 --> 0:37:33.245
<v Speaker 8>It can be like a two hour travel to work

0:37:33.325 --> 0:37:34.725
<v Speaker 8>if I need topic transport.

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<v Speaker 1>I is telling me it's about three hours. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>that's crazy. We've got to help you out, pump pan, Hapleen.

0:37:41.405 --> 0:37:43.885
<v Speaker 5>I'd be happy to help you out. Consider yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>Pump you, Kathleen, you've been pumped.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure tell her your friends where you got pumped. And

0:37:54.605 --> 0:37:58.965
<v Speaker 1>I know it's marketing obviously. Who is this Jade Hi

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<v Speaker 1>Jan Hi Jade?

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<v Speaker 8>Oh yeah, I'm just at the gym at the moment,

0:38:05.845 --> 0:38:08.085
<v Speaker 8>just trying to look as good as you, and I'd

0:38:08.605 --> 0:38:10.405
<v Speaker 8>well love one hundred and fifty dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>He has got a primal bowser rig on him. Pump man.

0:38:16.525 --> 0:38:18.805
<v Speaker 7>You've got to put in the work in the gym, Jane,

0:38:18.885 --> 0:38:21.205
<v Speaker 7>and you're doing it right now, so you know what

0:38:21.365 --> 0:38:21.925
<v Speaker 7>that means.

0:38:22.365 --> 0:38:23.885
<v Speaker 5>It's time to get pump.

0:38:24.085 --> 0:38:30.485
<v Speaker 1>No, it's too aggressive. Im me yelling at females. It's

0:38:30.525 --> 0:38:35.085
<v Speaker 1>time to get pumped in the gym. Sorry about this. Sorry,

0:38:35.605 --> 0:38:38.645
<v Speaker 1>he's too much testo thrown in his head. He's on

0:38:38.725 --> 0:38:40.925
<v Speaker 1>the crea teen at the moment. He's juicing, he's roady,

0:38:41.405 --> 0:38:46.405
<v Speaker 1>he's got a load of dodgy stuff. Juice Man is

0:38:46.525 --> 0:38:53.285
<v Speaker 1>here to get that beach body ready, right, Jade, Thank

0:38:53.365 --> 0:38:56.045
<v Speaker 1>you very much, pump Man pumping again to row.

0:38:56.445 --> 0:38:58.525
<v Speaker 5>Of course, Christian never a day off.

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<v Speaker 1>Now it looks like there's some fuel left over. Whatsaver

0:39:02.405 --> 0:39:06.645
<v Speaker 1>old Bend driving in Newcastle in the Channel seven news mobile.

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<v Speaker 5>I can guess you just sity.

0:39:12.485 --> 0:39:19.685
<v Speaker 1>What great news you come? Man back again tomorrow morning

0:39:19.885 --> 0:39:24.884
<v Speaker 1>on the show. Until the boss was just not coming

0:39:24.965 --> 0:39:27.405
<v Speaker 1>up next? Signs you an adult? No, no, can you

0:39:27.445 --> 0:39:29.645
<v Speaker 1>send us to and we need we need to actually

0:39:29.685 --> 0:39:31.844
<v Speaker 1>grab a coum adults, that's what we need. The signs.

0:39:33.125 --> 0:39:35.485
<v Speaker 2>A Christian O'Connell show podcast.

0:39:36.125 --> 0:39:38.085
<v Speaker 1>I always take a look at if I'm seeing on

0:39:38.245 --> 0:39:42.165
<v Speaker 1>a lamp post picture of a missing pet, I will

0:39:42.205 --> 0:39:44.085
<v Speaker 1>go and have a good look. All right, Okay, I'm

0:39:44.085 --> 0:39:46.205
<v Speaker 1>gonna keep my out. I'm gonna do my bit as

0:39:46.205 --> 0:39:48.325
<v Speaker 1>a community member here. I've got dogs who got cats,

0:39:48.365 --> 0:39:50.725
<v Speaker 1>and if they went missing, I'd be heartbroken. So I'll

0:39:50.725 --> 0:39:53.404
<v Speaker 1>have a look a walk around while I'm walking the dog,

0:39:53.525 --> 0:39:55.445
<v Speaker 1>see if I can see Sam, the parrot that's been

0:39:55.485 --> 0:39:59.445
<v Speaker 1>missing for now six months? Is he missing or is

0:39:59.485 --> 0:40:02.405
<v Speaker 1>he not come home? Or did Sam come back? You

0:40:02.485 --> 0:40:06.725
<v Speaker 1>take the posters? No update the postern or r I

0:40:06.885 --> 0:40:10.884
<v Speaker 1>P Sam? Okay? I like and tonight for Sam coming

0:40:11.005 --> 0:40:13.685
<v Speaker 1>in the rainbow connection. You know, but let us know

0:40:14.405 --> 0:40:16.805
<v Speaker 1>can be wasting my time right now. I can't be

0:40:16.925 --> 0:40:19.125
<v Speaker 1>up there looking for Sam. The parrots stop for six months?

0:40:19.525 --> 0:40:23.844
<v Speaker 1>You know we need closure update those signs. Very good

0:40:23.925 --> 0:40:26.285
<v Speaker 1>point there is you think about those signs up there

0:40:26.285 --> 0:40:28.445
<v Speaker 1>every day. Those dogs and cancer have gone missing? Or

0:40:28.485 --> 0:40:29.645
<v Speaker 1>are they back? Yes?

0:40:30.365 --> 0:40:32.685
<v Speaker 5>Asking the big questions here always.

0:40:32.405 --> 0:40:36.645
<v Speaker 1>My friend, always right now signs you an adult. You're

0:40:36.725 --> 0:40:38.405
<v Speaker 1>trying to do a bit more adulting at the moment.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes.

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<v Speaker 7>When I was a teenager and I first started drinking,

0:40:41.645 --> 0:40:42.924
<v Speaker 7>I hated the taste of beer.

0:40:43.005 --> 0:40:44.365
<v Speaker 5>I think a lot of people.

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<v Speaker 1>Probably I could never work out why my dad loved

0:40:46.285 --> 0:40:46.725
<v Speaker 1>it so much.

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<v Speaker 7>But you're like, well, if I'm going to fit in

0:40:49.005 --> 0:40:50.285
<v Speaker 7>and I'm going to go to the pub, I'm gonna

0:40:50.325 --> 0:40:51.924
<v Speaker 7>have to learn to like this. So you just drink

0:40:51.965 --> 0:40:53.924
<v Speaker 7>it and drink it and drink it until you learn

0:40:54.005 --> 0:40:56.245
<v Speaker 7>to tolerate it, and then eventually you'll like it.

0:40:56.365 --> 0:40:58.005
<v Speaker 1>And that's a great example of kids. Right now on

0:40:58.085 --> 0:41:01.125
<v Speaker 1>the score run of peer Pressure, Wow we Ill Manisphere

0:41:01.205 --> 0:41:04.125
<v Speaker 1>is live and well Manisphere Radio. Let me throw who's

0:41:04.165 --> 0:41:05.205
<v Speaker 1>going to come on overword with you?

0:41:05.725 --> 0:41:07.645
<v Speaker 5>But now I've got a delicious I like being now

0:41:07.685 --> 0:41:11.005
<v Speaker 5>and it worked. But now I'm thirty three. All my

0:41:11.085 --> 0:41:12.165
<v Speaker 5>friends are drinking tea.

0:41:12.405 --> 0:41:12.884
<v Speaker 1>Good on them.

0:41:13.205 --> 0:41:15.885
<v Speaker 5>I don't like tea, but I'm trying now to do

0:41:16.005 --> 0:41:16.645
<v Speaker 5>the same thing I.

0:41:16.685 --> 0:41:19.805
<v Speaker 1>Did for beer, but for tea, every afternoon you need

0:41:19.885 --> 0:41:21.325
<v Speaker 1>you need positive pit pressure.

0:41:22.005 --> 0:41:23.725
<v Speaker 5>Yes, literally every afternoon.

0:41:23.765 --> 0:41:26.365
<v Speaker 7>Now at four, I have tea and I'm starting with

0:41:26.445 --> 0:41:28.404
<v Speaker 7>a lot of sugar and then I'm going to try

0:41:28.445 --> 0:41:29.605
<v Speaker 7>to drop the sugar and I.

0:41:29.765 --> 0:41:32.405
<v Speaker 1>Don't have any sugar in I Actually I was having

0:41:32.645 --> 0:41:34.685
<v Speaker 1>six to eight cups of tea about twenty years ago

0:41:34.805 --> 0:41:38.645
<v Speaker 1>with two teaspoons of sugar and everyone very high blood pressure.

0:41:38.805 --> 0:41:42.285
<v Speaker 1>So I went to see a therapist to get me

0:41:42.445 --> 0:41:46.285
<v Speaker 1>to stop shopping sugar. And it works. I've never had

0:41:47.045 --> 0:41:49.685
<v Speaker 1>the person went. You know. The person said to me,

0:41:49.925 --> 0:41:52.525
<v Speaker 1>I've helped people all kinds of addiction stuff like that,

0:41:52.645 --> 0:41:54.884
<v Speaker 1>went okay, it was command one. It's sugar and my tea.

0:41:54.925 --> 0:41:59.445
<v Speaker 1>And the guy went and does that lead to smoking?

0:41:59.525 --> 0:42:01.365
<v Speaker 1>I went, no, no, no, no, it's just that is

0:42:01.445 --> 0:42:04.964
<v Speaker 1>the that is the addiction. Could Okay, this is gonna

0:42:04.965 --> 0:42:06.605
<v Speaker 1>tell I think. I think I was out in twenty minutes.

0:42:06.845 --> 0:42:09.045
<v Speaker 1>I've never had sugar again in my tea. There's eighteen

0:42:09.125 --> 0:42:09.485
<v Speaker 1>years ago.

0:42:09.605 --> 0:42:11.924
<v Speaker 7>Maybe I could go to a hypnotherapist that will teach

0:42:12.005 --> 0:42:14.364
<v Speaker 7>me to like tea so I can help sugar.

0:42:14.605 --> 0:42:16.245
<v Speaker 1>I have a little bit of a half teaspoon of

0:42:16.445 --> 0:42:19.125
<v Speaker 1>raw honey. That's really nice. Even in herbal teas that

0:42:19.245 --> 0:42:19.805
<v Speaker 1>can be nice.

0:42:20.005 --> 0:42:20.805
<v Speaker 5>I just want to tea.

0:42:20.925 --> 0:42:23.605
<v Speaker 7>So it's either too bitter or it doesn't taste like

0:42:23.725 --> 0:42:26.165
<v Speaker 7>anything to me. But I really I love the idea

0:42:26.285 --> 0:42:26.725
<v Speaker 7>of drinking.

0:42:26.885 --> 0:42:29.205
<v Speaker 1>Yes, yeah, it's a nice What it is, I think

0:42:29.245 --> 0:42:31.444
<v Speaker 1>it's the ritual of it's the habit of it. Yeah,

0:42:31.685 --> 0:42:34.485
<v Speaker 1>the making of the tea is sometimes more endurable than

0:42:34.565 --> 0:42:35.725
<v Speaker 1>some of the tastes sometimes.

0:42:36.725 --> 0:42:38.805
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, you got the little tea pot your fine china.

0:42:38.885 --> 0:42:39.405
<v Speaker 4>I love that.

0:42:39.685 --> 0:42:42.445
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there's a whole ceremony in the Japanese tea ceremony.

0:42:42.645 --> 0:42:45.844
<v Speaker 1>Another sign you're an adult is you start recommending podcasts.

0:42:47.405 --> 0:42:49.404
<v Speaker 1>Right in my gym, there's all twenty year old lads

0:42:49.445 --> 0:42:51.365
<v Speaker 1>working out in the right. I never overhear any of

0:42:51.405 --> 0:42:53.645
<v Speaker 1>them going, you got to you ever heard the rest

0:42:53.685 --> 0:43:01.725
<v Speaker 1>of History? It's huge. They do live tours. They're selling

0:43:01.765 --> 0:43:05.404
<v Speaker 1>out arenas to middle aged people, not twenty year olds.

0:43:06.005 --> 0:43:07.805
<v Speaker 1>They're not. They're not. They're not in the market for

0:43:07.885 --> 0:43:11.805
<v Speaker 1>a three hour podcast on Genghis Khan the Warlord. I

0:43:11.885 --> 0:43:15.605
<v Speaker 1>put yourself, it's brilliant. Not in my twenties. No garden,

0:43:15.645 --> 0:43:17.445
<v Speaker 1>no sign you an adult. The other sign of the

0:43:17.445 --> 0:43:20.325
<v Speaker 1>annoyt is you recommend a podcast or somebody and he

0:43:20.405 --> 0:43:23.325
<v Speaker 1>catch the colors late and go you just think they

0:43:23.405 --> 0:43:24.365
<v Speaker 1>go no, and you're like.

0:43:24.565 --> 0:43:27.445
<v Speaker 5>Oh, friends, do you need the whole polarba where you

0:43:27.525 --> 0:43:29.045
<v Speaker 5>like pretend I'm going to let me just make.

0:43:29.005 --> 0:43:33.245
<v Speaker 1>Let me Patsy. What do you think is a sign

0:43:33.245 --> 0:43:33.765
<v Speaker 1>you're an adult?

0:43:34.045 --> 0:43:34.525
<v Speaker 3>Definitely.

0:43:34.805 --> 0:43:39.205
<v Speaker 6>You premeditate any sort of chore in the garden, anything

0:43:39.245 --> 0:43:43.405
<v Speaker 6>that involves physical activity by popping some anti inflammatories before.

0:43:43.765 --> 0:43:46.404
<v Speaker 1>I never thought about it before, Yes, I never thought

0:43:46.405 --> 0:43:46.685
<v Speaker 1>about it.

0:43:46.885 --> 0:43:48.005
<v Speaker 3>Just hit it off at the past.

0:43:48.125 --> 0:43:50.364
<v Speaker 1>Have it before you, Micky or in the rest though

0:43:50.405 --> 0:43:52.045
<v Speaker 1>you know he's just pumping himself out of all those

0:43:52.085 --> 0:43:54.045
<v Speaker 1>different mets before he goes out than wrestles.

0:43:54.365 --> 0:43:55.325
<v Speaker 5>It's just inevitable.

0:43:55.365 --> 0:43:56.845
<v Speaker 3>You're going to wake up and not be able to

0:43:56.925 --> 0:43:57.765
<v Speaker 3>move the next day.

0:43:58.325 --> 0:44:00.965
<v Speaker 1>So like we always have, like taping up you know.

0:44:03.045 --> 0:44:05.045
<v Speaker 5>The day you have had like a panado before you

0:44:05.165 --> 0:44:06.404
<v Speaker 5>drink for your hangover.

0:44:06.965 --> 0:44:11.085
<v Speaker 1>Get the phone rolling around, start doing some fashion release oranges.

0:44:11.565 --> 0:44:13.485
<v Speaker 3>No, you just know you're going to be sore, so

0:44:13.645 --> 0:44:14.405
<v Speaker 3>go to your friends.

0:44:15.365 --> 0:44:18.965
<v Speaker 1>Absolutely great idea pastes. Yeah, Alex will suit for you.

0:44:19.045 --> 0:44:19.765
<v Speaker 1>Sign you an adult.

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<v Speaker 4>I used to go to a cinema in Sydney, the

0:44:21.885 --> 0:44:24.445
<v Speaker 4>Rid Cinema in Randwick, amazing place all the time, and

0:44:24.525 --> 0:44:27.485
<v Speaker 4>I used to see old people drinking coffee. I'm now

0:44:27.645 --> 0:44:29.725
<v Speaker 4>one of those people drinking coffee at the movies.

0:44:31.085 --> 0:44:37.005
<v Speaker 1>Coffee at the movies. What chop tops cokey color not coffee?

0:44:38.605 --> 0:44:39.645
<v Speaker 5>Is it to stay away here?

0:44:39.765 --> 0:44:42.125
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Kind of? You know, any time of the night,

0:44:42.285 --> 0:44:45.165
<v Speaker 1>I always judge those old times because its flipping ages.

0:44:45.885 --> 0:44:47.565
<v Speaker 1>There's a big cue of us. Other people just want

0:44:47.645 --> 0:44:49.525
<v Speaker 1>quick snacks and go just want my time, your own

0:44:50.285 --> 0:44:53.245
<v Speaker 1>and a sprite or a Fanta and then waking it

0:44:53.325 --> 0:44:58.205
<v Speaker 1>for old Nana. It's three of us. Actually, three coffees please,

0:44:58.365 --> 0:45:00.725
<v Speaker 1>and it's always shunk eight year old. It doesn't winning

0:45:00.765 --> 0:45:03.884
<v Speaker 1>now the coffee machine, it's always run out. They've got

0:45:03.925 --> 0:45:05.805
<v Speaker 1>that tappy thing that's not banging that thing at the

0:45:05.845 --> 0:45:06.325
<v Speaker 1>sight of it.

0:45:06.805 --> 0:45:08.285
<v Speaker 7>And you get a certain age where you want your

0:45:08.285 --> 0:45:11.285
<v Speaker 7>coff the extra hot. Only people over forty.

0:45:11.285 --> 0:45:15.005
<v Speaker 1>Extra they will throw it out if it's not one

0:45:15.125 --> 0:45:16.085
<v Speaker 1>hundred and eight degree.

0:45:18.765 --> 0:45:22.405
<v Speaker 2>The Christian O'Connell show podcast, Thank.

0:45:22.285 --> 0:45:24.085
<v Speaker 1>You very much all these signs you are an adult.

0:45:25.125 --> 0:45:26.805
<v Speaker 1>When you realize you have to work out what's for

0:45:26.885 --> 0:45:30.725
<v Speaker 1>dinner every night for the rest of your life endless

0:45:30.925 --> 0:45:34.205
<v Speaker 1>one of the worst realizations. It's an existential dread. Everyone

0:45:34.325 --> 0:45:37.685
<v Speaker 1>has what is it for dinner tonight? My daughter's twenty one.

0:45:37.885 --> 0:45:41.005
<v Speaker 1>She lives with her flatmate now, and she said, I

0:45:41.045 --> 0:45:42.885
<v Speaker 1>had no idea it was going to be part of

0:45:42.925 --> 0:45:47.125
<v Speaker 1>my life. Is that what she sucks every day? Just yeah, yeah,

0:45:47.245 --> 0:45:48.525
<v Speaker 1>you know, I kept telling you when you were turning

0:45:48.525 --> 0:45:51.005
<v Speaker 1>around and slow down, slow down, draw those three dinners

0:45:51.005 --> 0:45:53.004
<v Speaker 1>and meals. They run out one day and then you'll

0:45:53.085 --> 0:45:55.325
<v Speaker 1>have to look in that fridge of that pantry. There's

0:45:55.405 --> 0:45:59.325
<v Speaker 1>not enough, and you the energy to the supermarket. Christian

0:45:59.365 --> 0:46:01.165
<v Speaker 1>sim's you're an adult. I have say you sent me

0:46:01.245 --> 0:46:04.325
<v Speaker 1>a photo. Here supplements I can see for knees, memory,

0:46:04.645 --> 0:46:07.125
<v Speaker 1>and vitamins. You've missed the other ones I've got, which

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<v Speaker 1>is about eight thousand. Just help me go to bed.

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<v Speaker 1>Got my magnesium, the el thinning camramil t It's the

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<v Speaker 1>whole procedure. Now, it's the pre flight chat before landing

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<v Speaker 1>a plane, till they get me to go to sleep.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian signs your an adult. Ignoring that email you know

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<v Speaker 1>you'll need in a couple of weeks time with pernent information.

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<v Speaker 1>You just ignore it and then you start searching in

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<v Speaker 1>the inbox. Christian, I don't realize the other day you're

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<v Speaker 1>you're an adult if you don't use your thumbs for texting.

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<v Speaker 1>That's from Alexis. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>That's such a good one, big one, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 1>Someone does that really? Oh wow? Yeah, typey tuppy typewriter

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<v Speaker 1>with the quirky keyboard looking at me. We will. Christian

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<v Speaker 1>signs you an adult when you get excited, you've got

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<v Speaker 1>no weekend plans. Christian, also, we need to find out.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm now worried about Sam the parrot. I'll be worried

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<v Speaker 1>about him all day. I know this has been six

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<v Speaker 1>months in my life. Christian warm, fuzzy feeling you get

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<v Speaker 1>instantly when the plans canceled. Christian yourn adult need to

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<v Speaker 1>remember which bing goes out which week? Well sided, Jess,

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<v Speaker 1>I've actually got them color coded in my diary on Erler,

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<v Speaker 1>not ned, Alert Winner, Alert wire Winning an adulting.

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<v Speaker 2>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Today's time Waste. So we're looking for your meat bands.

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<v Speaker 1>Today is National Meat Day.

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<v Speaker 5>Hmm.

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<v Speaker 1>I for grabs Cocoa Black Delicious Chocolate Cocoa Black Easter

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<v Speaker 1>Prize pack worth of a two hundred dollars Coca Black's

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<v Speaker 1>handcrafted Easter range, made to share gifts and enjoy. Now

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<v Speaker 1>there might be some of you probably wanted, Christian, why

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<v Speaker 1>haven't you got any stats here about where Australia is

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<v Speaker 1>im placed on the Beef Quality and Reputation Survey of

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<v Speaker 1>twenty six Well, I have, I've got ahead. You know

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<v Speaker 1>you came into there was like have you really on

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<v Speaker 1>if we don't talk about it, you know radio one

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<v Speaker 1>on one. Well, the beef power rankings of the world,

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<v Speaker 1>Australia is at number two.

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<v Speaker 5>Guys, I'm pretty good.

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<v Speaker 1>Now what beef is in the top five, along with

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<v Speaker 1>Australia which is at number two, which is amazing.

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<v Speaker 5>It's got to be Japan with that Kobe beef the.

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<v Speaker 3>Number one, number one, like well, the US because Texas has.

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<v Speaker 1>To be five four. Kiwi's at number four. Argentina yes, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>beautiful state. That's a number three. Now we know everybody,

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<v Speaker 1>all right? Meat bands? Hold on, who's singing that? Wilks

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<v Speaker 1>and phillips On Fleetwood, Big Mac, Silver heel Ham, Sirlin

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<v Speaker 1>and GoF Uncle. Tell you there's also Swedish meat You

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<v Speaker 1>go to Ikey have the Swedish meat balls. There was

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<v Speaker 1>a Swedish band in there the other day at my

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<v Speaker 1>local ike That's right, was sometimes the archer must pull

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<v Speaker 1>that bow back us and Queens of the sausage, Queens

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<v Speaker 1>of the sauce.

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<v Speaker 7>Okay, what have you got then, great Ozzie singer, we

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<v Speaker 7>love her. Amy Shank.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're a certain age, you remember there was a

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<v Speaker 1>big hit back in the nineties or two thousands from

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<v Speaker 1>a band called Shanks and Bigfoot.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't remember, Oh yeah, what was the song?

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<v Speaker 1>I can't remember? Tanya, can you remember what's the name

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<v Speaker 1>of that plumbers company? You told us about sons an adult.

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<v Speaker 1>He said that coming come back to me, come back

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<v Speaker 1>to me. Real, What what have you got?

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<v Speaker 5>Jackie Wilson he loves Bill Tong.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god, yeah, he's always chuning on ag, isn't he.

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<v Speaker 5>He's calling himself Jerkie Wilson.

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<v Speaker 1>What I beg your pardon? Yeah, Old Jason, that's where

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<v Speaker 1>you could actually gold pluts. Wow, that is wagoo. That

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<v Speaker 1>is that's wagoo.

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<v Speaker 5>My friend, bachelor girl's got a new gig. Oh my word,

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<v Speaker 5>she's butcherer girl.

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<v Speaker 1>No, she is a and Lord you know she loves

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<v Speaker 1>right station for Lord fans. Yeah, you're number one Lord station.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh Lord, it's Lord.

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<v Speaker 5>She's renamed now she's just Lord.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm over some tallow ones as well. Coming up to

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<v Speaker 1>the next five minutes, there's two deep cuts, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>so oh four seven three one oh four three your

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<v Speaker 1>meat bands and I can't wait to meet the winner. Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, Christian Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know going through all your time wastes today,

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<v Speaker 1>which is meat bands? Making me really hungry this morning

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<v Speaker 1>at five m I made myself a nice chicken and

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<v Speaker 1>Perry Perry sauce sandwich. After the show, as I was

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<v Speaker 1>leaving this morning, ten minutes and my houseover so close

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<v Speaker 1>to cry anyway, I told my wife. She said, oh

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<v Speaker 1>you've left. You think he must have made it before

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<v Speaker 1>the show? She said, do you want me to uber

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<v Speaker 1>into work? I went, no, the others will laugh at me,

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<v Speaker 1>laugh at me? Would they would have given me a wede?

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<v Speaker 1>Your mommy sends you lunches? No, she doesn't take my

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<v Speaker 1>mom's out of your mouth back in the toilet. I

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<v Speaker 1>really did think they're just laugh at me. Tiny sandwich bottle.

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<v Speaker 1>She would have done. I would have done the same.

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<v Speaker 1>It's sad we're growing up. So I'm a week away

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<v Speaker 1>from fifty three. When would childhood be over? The red

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<v Speaker 1>Arsler Never for any of us. We're constantly stuck in that,

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<v Speaker 1>aren't we? Anyway?

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<v Speaker 5>Anyway?

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, what are we going to do by day? Meat

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<v Speaker 1>Man's that's the time wast today, Katie Perry Perry Chicken

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<v Speaker 1>didn't mention the wars. That's what got me going now

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<v Speaker 1>that Silva, Oh find you happy place, Chrissy will chang

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<v Speaker 1>Ham Gold Chris, Well, then that's very good. Meat Bands

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<v Speaker 1>is a time waste today? In Notori's p I G.

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<v Speaker 1>Gold on and pure pold byork Oh oh, that's very clever.

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<v Speaker 1>Joe Siger is well done. Flank Sinatra silver plus nine

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<v Speaker 1>inch quails god, oh so relatable. You know who's talk

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<v Speaker 1>about meats. You always go straight to qun oh putting

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<v Speaker 1>on the quail and the barbie. That's what they say

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<v Speaker 1>in Australia. Well, how much met you get on that minimeter?

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<v Speaker 1>T bones eye silver, t boney m silver. That's enough

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<v Speaker 1>t bones for now. Seven nations Salami.

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<v Speaker 5>That's a song. But bronzo.

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<v Speaker 1>Like that is not running school here. Yeah, like Patsy said,

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<v Speaker 1>for no reason, it's Easton fisty chip alata trick.

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<v Speaker 2>That is.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen to the man who with two junior university degrees.

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<v Speaker 1>Exquisite there, elementary mister Watson quails anyone the beefy boys gold.

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<v Speaker 1>What about the artists formerly known as mince and didn't

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<v Speaker 1>wears so much pleasure you get from sent the wood mince.

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<v Speaker 1>That is funny, mattch thank you, Pepperoni Mitchell. That is smart,

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<v Speaker 1>Johnny Mitchell Reverence silver, Tomahawk, Petty silver, Limb Briskip gold.

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<v Speaker 1>Her Limb brisket is very good. Don't make that the

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<v Speaker 1>winner because it encourages that band. You weren't going to

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<v Speaker 1>make that the winner. Scribble scribble and who is today?

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<v Speaker 1>Who is today's winner?

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<v Speaker 5>It's going to be the exquisite chip Alata trick.

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<v Speaker 6>My.

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<v Speaker 1>Inn shot his MSI bitter Oh she scars. Exquisite Radio,

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<v Speaker 1>More exquisite radio. Tomorrow morning from six when you wake up,

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