Speaker 1: Brit there is a news article that is going viral
Speaker 1: at the moment. Well actually it's a it's a surgeon
Speaker 1: who's created content put it out on Instagram. It's currently
Speaker 1: had four million views and it is accruing more rapidly.
Speaker 1: The reason for this is because he has taken diy,
Speaker 1: or doing surgery on himself to all new heights.
Speaker 2: I don't think you can take doing surgery on yourself
Speaker 2: to all new heights. I think that is the height
Speaker 2: people don't do surgery.
Speaker 1: I mean, for example, you could do a minor surgery,
Speaker 1: like you could close your own elb up if you
Speaker 1: had stretched elbes. I don't think what else you could think.
Speaker 1: There's a difference between stitching a cut rather than giving
Speaker 1: yourself open heart surgery. Right like it had not all
Speaker 1: built the same. He did stitch a cut of sorts
Speaker 1: to me. So this man, he is a doctor, he's
Speaker 1: a surgeon. He's from Taiwan and he streamed this online. Basically,
Speaker 1: he had three children and as a gift to his wife,
Speaker 1: he decided it was time for him to have a vasectomy.
Speaker 1: But not only did he go and get a vasectomy,
Speaker 1: he gave himself a visectomy.
Speaker 2: On normally actually insane.
Speaker 1: Normally of a sectomy takes like around half an hour
Speaker 1: to forty minutes. He came out and said it took
Speaker 1: him twice as long because it was a little bit
Speaker 1: more complicated having to do it to himself. He said,
Speaker 1: like there was only one point in the operation where
Speaker 1: it seemed as though he was visibly in pain. He
Speaker 1: had to like put the tools down, He laid back,
Speaker 1: had a moment before like processing what he was doing,
Speaker 1: and then he just got straight back to work down there,
Speaker 1: snip and cutting, tying up stuff.
Speaker 2: That is next level, isn't it. He did say he
Speaker 2: could feel it even though he had a local. He's like,
Speaker 2: it still feels weird to be able to feel in
Speaker 2: your penis what you're sewing up. I actually don't understand
Speaker 2: the purpose of it. Just get put under. You've got
Speaker 2: a doctor friends, you know what.
Speaker 1: He did say this one thing which I agree with,
Speaker 1: but it was particularly funny. He said, I am really brave,
Speaker 1: and yes you are, yes you are. But also if
Speaker 1: your wife has to give birth to three children, this
Speaker 1: should become the normal. Men should be giving themselves vaseectomy.
Speaker 1: We've got to all have childbirth and kind of go
Speaker 1: through that. I didn't do this to myself. I try
Speaker 1: I don't mean that. Don't try that at home.
Speaker 2: Everyone, no one listening to you. Who's gonna go and
Speaker 2: try this sect me at.
Speaker 1: Home or no, in case I could get myself in
Speaker 1: trouble with compliance on radio or something. If somebody turns
Speaker 1: around and says Laura Burns said, and then they do it,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna lose my job.
Speaker 2: Well, then we're gonna lose that job over a lot
Speaker 2: of stuff. I remember, I didn't do it to myself,
Speaker 2: but my boyfriend at the time did. I just got him.
Speaker 2: He was a doctor, and I got him to bring
Speaker 2: some equipment home and I sewed up my ear holes
Speaker 2: on my bed, like we just laid down at home
Speaker 2: and he sewed my ears up. It like a little operate.
Speaker 2: We set up a little operating table in my room
Speaker 2: and he just sowd them mile. That's like as close
Speaker 2: as I do it yourself operation at home that I've
Speaker 2: ever done.
Speaker 1: I wonder, like how much this kind of like breaches heaps,
Speaker 1: Like yeah, like breaches like legislation stuff around, like codes
Speaker 1: of being a doctor.
Speaker 2: They did it was in another country, so no one
Speaker 2: in Australia come for me, and that was a lie.
Speaker 2: Made the whole story out.
Speaker 1: Well, this did happen in Taiwan, so maybe they have
Speaker 1: different rules and what is in Australia. But apparently they
Speaker 1: did an investigation and he didn't actually break any rules
Speaker 1: by creating this content. He had a urologist on hand
Speaker 1: in case anything went wrong, so we had someone in
Speaker 1: the room to take that. I mean, if you've got
Speaker 1: someone in the room, just let him do it in
Speaker 1: the first place.
Speaker 2: Lay back.
Speaker 1: You don't need to be working this hard.
Speaker 2: Even now, he's probably the first person to have vseected
Speaker 2: me himself. Like there's probably a Guinness World record in
Speaker 2: that or something.
Speaker 1: I don't know if there is. I think like, if
Speaker 1: we have another kid, Matt will then get a visectomy.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty like Matt, No, I'm going to give him one.
Speaker 1: We're going to diy in our house as well. No,
Speaker 1: I think he would. I think he would be keen to.
Speaker 1: I actually don't. I think that if we had a
Speaker 1: third child, the fear of a fourth child would probably
Speaker 1: propel him to want to do so. His podcast partner,
Speaker 1: like my husband does a podcast two Doting dads with
Speaker 1: a guy named ash Wigs. He went and got a
Speaker 1: vsectomy like the day after he'd had his second child,
Speaker 1: because he was like, oh, we're done now. What.
Speaker 2: That's pretty excessive, is it, Yeah, because the day after,
Speaker 2: like your feelings aren't well.
Speaker 1: I normally know. If it was the day after, it's
Speaker 1: very Strong's
Speaker 2: Laura Burn spinning those lines again on radio.