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Speaker 1: Jum mission with Jones and Amanda. You know, though I

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Speaker 1: feel that things are getting better. I feel a bit

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Speaker 1: of a de reen vibe. Look, that's because you got

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Speaker 1: it married at first Site. Stars are having punch ups

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Speaker 1: in Melbourne. Things are getting back to normal. Married at

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Speaker 1: first Sight. It's going to be back on the telly

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Speaker 1: again soon.

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Speaker 2: That's something to be happy about.

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Speaker 1: And the stories around the world about COVID, and you

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Speaker 1: look at these stories, you go, well, good on you, COVID,

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Speaker 1: thanks for that. Did you read that story about the

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Speaker 1: man who faked his death and fled the US and

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Speaker 1: he was found in Scotland with.

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Speaker 2: COVID, So COVID dubbed him in.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, covidubbed him in because he faked his own death

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Speaker 1: in the US and he left there to get out

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Speaker 1: of trouble and he was got sick in Scotland and

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Speaker 1: he ended up on a ventilator.

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Speaker 2: In Scotland and had to hand over paperwork.

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Speaker 1: Yes, this man, Nicholas Alaverdian was discovered with a serious

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Speaker 1: case of COVID put on the ventilator in Glasgow. He's

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Speaker 1: not really a nice man. He's a sex offender. And

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Speaker 1: the FBI have also said that he's wanted in his

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Speaker 1: homestead of Ohio because he wrapped up two hundred and

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Speaker 1: seventy seven thousand dollars in debts on his father in

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Speaker 1: law's credit card. So in twenty twenty, he told the

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Speaker 1: local media that he had late stage non Hodgkin lymphoma

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Speaker 1: and only had weeks to live, and there was this

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Speaker 1: whole raising money for him, and then they didn't obituary

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Speaker 1: in the paper good and then all of a sudden

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Speaker 1: he's in Scotland. He says, hey, h see you do

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Speaker 1: Jim he had.

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Speaker 2: Any fake papers, he had his actual name and that's

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Speaker 2: how they found him.

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Speaker 1: That's how they found him.

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Speaker 2: What about this woman in China I've been reading about.

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Speaker 2: This is the side of it you don't think of.

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Speaker 2: It was supposed to be a quick get to know

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Speaker 2: you date, but this woman in China was locked in

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Speaker 2: with her get to know you date. So she's thirty

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Speaker 2: years old. She went to meet her blind date for

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Speaker 2: a home cooked dinner on January sixth in her hometown

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Speaker 2: of jeng Zhao, Central China, which was grappling with a

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Speaker 2: coronavirus break. Where isn't she said, I'm getting old now.

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Speaker 2: My family introduced me to ten matches. The fifth date

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Speaker 2: wanted to show off his cooking skills invited me to

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Speaker 2: his house for dinner. So she goes to his house.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for the lovely meal. She's not feeling any sparks.

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Speaker 2: She's about to leave when she discovers the neighborhood has

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Speaker 2: gone into a swift lockdown. She was stuck there for days.

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Speaker 2: During the time, she posted videos of her unexpected cohabitation,

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Speaker 2: showing him cooking meals for her, sweeping the floor, working

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Speaker 2: on his laptop. This is her quote, which shows so

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Speaker 2: much she's enjoying it. Right now, I'm still at this

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Speaker 2: man's house. He's an inarticulate, honest person, and he doesn't

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Speaker 2: talk much. She said, I hope the pandemic will end soon.

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Speaker 1: Gee wow, jars of cantong man have to crack open

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Speaker 1: the third one? What about the guy that said that

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Speaker 1: he's penis shrunk because he got COVID.

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Speaker 2: Who's this man?

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Speaker 1: This thirty year old man says, my penis has shrunk.

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Speaker 1: Before I got sick, I was above average, not huge,

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Speaker 1: but definitely bigger than normal. Now I've lost about an

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Speaker 1: inch and a half and become decidedly less than average,

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Speaker 1: and apparently they're calling it covid D. It's a real thing.

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Speaker 1: Studies have shown that COVID can affect the blood vessels

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Speaker 1: of the penis in a similar way that affects the

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Speaker 1: blood vessels of the lungs, preventing them from providing enough

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Speaker 1: blood to the penis to cause an erection and leading

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Speaker 1: to permanent impotence.

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Speaker 2: Impotence, importance, importance. That's why you don't want to go

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Speaker 2: to a COVID party. Let me ask you this. You

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Speaker 2: had covideah, and let me just check what's happening.

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Speaker 1: It's completely gone. I should have asked you before you

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Speaker 1: got COVID, but it disappeared when I got married. Jonesy

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Speaker 1: and Amanda's samation