Speaker 1: People do some weird shit. Television legend Carrie Ane Kenney
Speaker 1: fell several meters from a trapeze while performing in the
Speaker 1: musical Pippot Fuckingrinch. Some things make more sense than others.
Speaker 2: Bring Pikes, nurseries, Murcury Pikes, p y k e Sky
Speaker 2: Why I hey, as in kill hey?
Speaker 1: Why okay? Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adulthood.
Speaker 3: Why is the life so expensive? I'm not even having.
Speaker 1: A good child. This is just a couple of Mitches.
Speaker 3: What about me?
Speaker 4: Don't forget can No?
Speaker 5: He is Mitch Uli and.
Speaker 3: The pole wear fucking breaking everyone Christmas, Mitchell co Where
Speaker 3: are the bloody carps up in? I? And this sparkling
Speaker 3: right that got here?
Speaker 1: Tala Jenna, Hello, pro scuba Jenna's here. I'm happy Christmas.
Speaker 3: Guy, it's our final podcast for the year.
Speaker 1: Yep, this is it.
Speaker 3: Suck it up.
Speaker 1: I didn't even see the proseki.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I thought i'd do a little surprise because I
Speaker 3: have not yet gone Christmas shopping for either of you.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Yeah, I haven't got I've still got Mitch's
Speaker 1: housewarming present wrapped in Yeah, Hayden goes. When do we
Speaker 1: go over this. That's four cooms.
Speaker 3: I didn't even know You've got me a house warming present.
Speaker 3: You should have disguised that as a Christmas present.
Speaker 6: Shit, are we not doing Christmas gifts?
Speaker 3: No, well, not that we're not doing them. We just
Speaker 3: can't be answering it on the podcast.
Speaker 7: No one is.
Speaker 3: It's our business.
Speaker 6: I got you something, And we discussed this.
Speaker 1: We said after Mitchell's big birthday bash, when I got
Speaker 1: him twenty seven guests under the Sun, that we'd never
Speaker 1: do gifts anymore.
Speaker 3: We said we wouldn't go overboard anymore, like we wouldn't
Speaker 3: dedicate a whole episode to someone's birthday. Like today's pretty
Speaker 3: much just a normal podcast. It's with a little Christmas
Speaker 3: sprinkled in it.
Speaker 1: Well, if you've got a se yacht or something, because
Speaker 1: that's overboard.
Speaker 6: Well no, okay, I've got your gift.
Speaker 3: Oh she's going on now, I feel like a real dog.
Speaker 6: They're very good gifts.
Speaker 3: Actually, oh thanks, Well, your track record has just been
Speaker 3: giving us joke gifts that end up gathering dust, and
Speaker 3: one time you literally gave us dud dust.
Speaker 1: Yeah, good point. I still have mine my ironically, which
Speaker 1: my dusk is collecting dust. It's I don't know how
Speaker 1: it's possible.
Speaker 3: Viol dubbo dust.
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, so some brads at Jenna, Yes please.
Speaker 1: Thanks guys, I've been up since three in the morning.
Speaker 1: It's the spot the first on me as well.
Speaker 6: Both of you.
Speaker 3: He's got a press now while Jenna takes her sweet
Speaker 3: art time. Don't forget your big show coming up. Talk
Speaker 3: back things and Jenna's junk to your favorite.
Speaker 1: My god, Oh I'm feeling it.
Speaker 4: Open your eyes.
Speaker 1: Oh thanks, Jenna.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's a giant pencil each like literally the pencil
Speaker 3: the signs of a tennis racket.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let me open it.
Speaker 3: This is huge, the sharpen, this bar like that.
Speaker 1: I had to get a butcher's.
Speaker 3: Du Yeah, look up, this pencil is right.
Speaker 1: Okay, smell that, Mitch, I open mind. It smells like
Speaker 1: a I'm going perhaps sit my hsc all over again.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's triggering. I apologized, Janna. I didn't get
Speaker 3: a presnant, but we do have a you know, a
Speaker 3: surprise of thoughts coming up later and also today, it's
Speaker 3: going to be a big day, isn't it, Mittal.
Speaker 1: Oh it is. This is a long away to day. Technically,
Speaker 1: you've already heard a taste of it. At the start
Speaker 1: of the show where you're bringing you the one the
Speaker 1: Old Lady.
Speaker 5: I heard this theme music, it's four Hello World. I'm
Speaker 5: John Laws.
Speaker 1: Ye, John Laws, We're gonna be on the show.
Speaker 3: We're going to bring you the interview that we did, I.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't call it an interview. It was like crack car crash.
Speaker 3: Bloody loved it. That shit Jenna. He was like, he's
Speaker 3: got the same sense of humor as me. He was
Speaker 3: making everyone feel awkward on purpose, and I frothed it.
Speaker 3: I picked it up and ran with it. But Mitch
Speaker 3: was like, oh, I'm so used to everyone finding me
Speaker 3: charming and adorable and laughing about jokes. But John was
Speaker 3: just so stern and earnest, and I loved it.
Speaker 1: Who don't know who John Laws is Australian broadcast icon.
Speaker 1: He has been in the game. He told us Mitch,
Speaker 1: was it sixty years he's been in the VI eight
Speaker 1: I think yeah years.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we've we've spoken about him many times, but we
Speaker 3: actually sat down face to face with him and it
Speaker 3: was it was certainly a pinch myself moment. I'd say,
Speaker 3: it's felt like this obscure, fictional being that I've just
Speaker 3: heard about all my life since I was literally a child,
Speaker 3: and we got to catch up with him and it
Speaker 3: was intimidable. Actually, you know, intimidating is a good word.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was intimidated. And Jenna will paint the scene
Speaker 1: when we talk about it later and we play the chat.
Speaker 1: But the studios was like walking into a museum. It
Speaker 1: was like a radio station from the seventies.
Speaker 3: Mitch, Yeah, it was real weird. They had not renovated
Speaker 3: since the seventies.
Speaker 1: The carpet on the floor ran up the walls, yeah,
Speaker 1: the walls were carpeted. Yeah, and their studios in a studio.
Speaker 1: It was just someone's office that they did a studio
Speaker 1: in the middle of right. Yeah.
Speaker 3: But yeah, well we'll get into that later.
Speaker 1: John Laws is coming up. Plus, like Mitch said, around
Speaker 1: a Jens junk to wrap the this is our final
Speaker 1: show for twenty twenty one. If it is your first
Speaker 1: time listening, yeah, a shock an episode to start on,
Speaker 1: but you've got a good back catalog before we go
Speaker 1: on break, Lenny. We start the show the same way
Speaker 1: every week too. Is it just me something we've noticed,
Speaker 1: something we hate or appreciate. We also throw it back
Speaker 1: to you. Let you do it? Is it just you?
Speaker 1: Later on in the show, last One for the Year,
Speaker 1: we got a good one. But yeah, Mitch, I think,
Speaker 1: why don't you classic kickoff with the first digym of
Speaker 1: the final episode You.
Speaker 3: Can do Samuel, would you like a wine? I'm so sorry?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, go on, come grab one. Did you
Speaker 3: get there enough?
Speaker 1: I am a thirty centimeter pencil. That's funny. He is
Speaker 1: a pencil himself. He'd be intimidated, he'd be thrown off
Speaker 1: looking at me.
Speaker 3: I'm not being Yeah.
Speaker 1: Did you guys see on the on the tilt?
Speaker 3: Cheers say, hang on, I haven't bought it. Sorry, sorry,
Speaker 3: tilt the glass. I don't want to get it? All lovely? Yeah, guys,
Speaker 3: beautiful rocks in the air before we kick off.
Speaker 1: To a great twenty twenty two, celebrating and looking back
Speaker 1: on an even better twenty twenty one. Love yours all
Speaker 1: very Christmas lovely, lovely.
Speaker 3: I will I won't lie. I've been sleeping on it
Speaker 3: this whole fucking time. I should have waited.
Speaker 1: Oh that's delicious stuff. All right, shall we jump in
Speaker 1: to the show?
Speaker 3: Yep, I'm ready, let's begin.
Speaker 1: Second Last was the year?
Speaker 5: Is it?
Speaker 3: Just does this sound like the most vile food combination ever?
Speaker 3: Wait for it bit of context. I was on the
Speaker 3: phone a month the other day because I'm going home
Speaker 3: for Christmas, and he goes, brace yourself. Your father is
Speaker 3: on his version of a health kick. Oh, I said, right,
Speaker 3: what does that mean? She goes, well, he sacrificed his
Speaker 3: twisties that he has every night on the couch. I
Speaker 3: know he loves his twisties and replace it with canned tuna. However,
Speaker 3: he has not sacrificed his beverage of choice, which is
Speaker 3: red wine from a goon bag. Oh no, So every
Speaker 3: night there's he and my bloody father with tuna and
Speaker 3: red wine goon No, no, no, no no. And I
Speaker 3: said to my mom, and you're supposed to kiss his
Speaker 3: lips good night.
Speaker 1: Yes, you poor woman, red wine and tuna. So what
Speaker 1: do you what? Have a little mouthful of tune ou
Speaker 1: now sip at the shirass and.
Speaker 3: Yet to witness it. But I just thought i'd see
Speaker 3: maybe he's onto something. I brought both of these ingredients.
Speaker 3: No no, no, here's the red wine goon bag.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, she got a goon sack. For those
Speaker 1: who don't know goon is like a cask wine. It's
Speaker 1: in a silver sack in Australia. You drink it, then
Speaker 1: you blow it up and use it as a pillow
Speaker 1: as you pass out.
Speaker 3: If you've never heard of goon, then you're way too
Speaker 3: haughty toty to be listening to this podcast.
Speaker 1: Where all goon drink is here. My only I.
Speaker 3: Respect myself too much to drink goon. Now the cheapest
Speaker 3: crap is whine.
Speaker 1: Ever, my auntie Manda freezes goon in her in her
Speaker 1: fridge and has them on rotation because she doesn't like
Speaker 1: going to the shops and pulls when I goes. This
Speaker 1: has to fall and it'll sit out on the carner
Speaker 1: top for maybe two or three nights.
Speaker 3: How long does this last? They're like four leaders.
Speaker 1: She lives in the country. She needs a stock bar.
Speaker 3: How quickly this she go through them?
Speaker 1: She pumps through them. God bless her. Now what do
Speaker 1: we have? Let me I'm allergic to juna. You know
Speaker 1: that right? I can't eat it? Ah, yeah, I can
Speaker 1: only have emmen.
Speaker 3: Merry Christmas, Jenner, I got you a beautiful food combination.
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not eating chin Harry Christmas, Jenna do
Speaker 1: it for the sake of Christmas.
Speaker 4: I'm allergic.
Speaker 3: All Right, here we go. Tuna is open.
Speaker 7: Bag.
Speaker 1: I'm I don't want the tune. Sam. Do you want
Speaker 1: to try the tuna and wine? Combat Absolutely not.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well we introduced them to KFC. This is another
Speaker 3: Australian tradition. Go with it, with it, tuna and red wine,
Speaker 3: goon matte. You're not astralliing till you tried it.
Speaker 7: It's never gonna happen.
Speaker 3: I can smell what am I supposed to do with
Speaker 3: these things.
Speaker 1: You try it, Mitchell, You're going to have to try it.
Speaker 1: It's your father. You will enjoy it. You were so
Speaker 1: much like Ian while he paused, and I don't know
Speaker 1: where your brain went, but when you when you said,
Speaker 1: when mich said his mum's being created for Christmas on
Speaker 1: the farm, I thought it was going to be one
Speaker 1: of the sheep.
Speaker 3: That'll be happening.
Speaker 1: You eat the sheep. Oh my, that was normal. You
Speaker 1: said that so calmly.
Speaker 3: No, we we do that all the time. I had
Speaker 3: a butcher to come out on site to the farm
Speaker 3: and we pick our favorite fat, fucking juicy lambs and
Speaker 3: we put them aside, and then the butcher comes and
Speaker 3: he just like slaughters them before our eyes without even
Speaker 3: breaking conversation. He's like, yeah, anyway, are you being Coombsie?
Speaker 1: Oh? Thank god I decided not to come to the
Speaker 1: COOMBSI for chrismas, yeah, and then have an apple in
Speaker 1: my mouth.
Speaker 3: It was my job to discard of all the internal organs, giblets,
Speaker 3: all the kidneys and shit. We'd throw into a trailer
Speaker 3: and then I'd have to drive it up the paddock
Speaker 3: to a spot where it's not going to waft that
Speaker 3: stench of dead organs.
Speaker 1: And you dump it. The birds.
Speaker 3: Birds would take it, right, they love it.
Speaker 1: They'd love it. You Circle of life ladies, Jens and
Speaker 1: jenn is looking your lips a right, the goon and
Speaker 1: the tuna is ready. So this is Mitch's dad's current.
Speaker 1: Is it a diet transmits or is it just a snack?
Speaker 1: What do we think it is?
Speaker 3: I don't know. He's just made is making healthy choice cents,
Speaker 3: you know, don't.
Speaker 1: Stop it, swop it and he's doing it performed, have.
Speaker 3: Twisties, fucking tuna.
Speaker 7: God.
Speaker 3: Anyway, here we go.
Speaker 1: This is tuna and red wine. The first time Mitchell
Speaker 1: Coobs's Oh he dropped it.
Speaker 3: A little bit of tuna dripped on my good blouse.
Speaker 3: All right, here we go, tune up shop. I haven't
Speaker 3: been tune it for years anyway. Hold on.
Speaker 6: Kind of works.
Speaker 3: Oh my, I think Ian's under something.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you can take a boy out of
Speaker 1: the country. You can't take the country out of a boy.
Speaker 3: I can't believe you're all gonna leave me hanging.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I will go into anaphal axis for the show.
Speaker 1: I'll have some red wine. Then why don't I kiss
Speaker 1: you and get the tuna flavor.
Speaker 3: That You'll still have a reaction, wouldn't you mild just
Speaker 3: from the kiss. The tuner after taste is the worst bit.
Speaker 1: Actually, Oh, I can smell it too.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna get rid of that.
Speaker 1: Hold on, Jenny. He's leaving the studio. That was sickening rightly,
Speaker 1: so I can still smell it.
Speaker 3: It's so cool.
Speaker 1: I think it's in the mesh of the chair. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Jackie Oh's microphone sticks of cigarettes because that's all she does,
Speaker 1: and talks into it, so mitches Michae will forever speak
Speaker 1: and tastes like you know, he's better here he is.
Speaker 3: It's chucked it in the kitchen.
Speaker 1: Oh problem, that's for the afternoon show. Ready for my agent,
Speaker 1: let's go last is it just me? Are you hanging
Speaker 1: out for the family gossip at Christmas this year?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: God, I don't think there even is any get this.
Speaker 1: It's been a huge year last year. You couldn't get
Speaker 1: together for Christmas.
Speaker 3: This is like two.
Speaker 1: Years worth of family gold.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean my family are just that. Don't really
Speaker 3: give you much gossip. It's just going to be the
Speaker 3: same conversation I've had on repeat for ten years. How
Speaker 3: have you been?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Good?
Speaker 3: What about you? Yeah, you're still doing your This is
Speaker 3: what one of my auntie says to me. She has
Speaker 3: no idea what I do. She goes, you're still doing
Speaker 3: your your graphics. I'm like, yeah, still doing the.
Speaker 1: Graphics like you're sitting on fucking word art. Older.
Speaker 3: Yeah, kid picks.
Speaker 1: What are your parents know that your family talk to you, Jennifer.
Speaker 1: Do they know what you do?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 6: They say, how's the journalism? And first of all, I
Speaker 6: don't do And he said.
Speaker 3: Well, some ass I'll try to make me eat china
Speaker 3: and goons. So it's going right, EXTEP is going to
Speaker 3: good use.
Speaker 1: None of them give a shit about my career. They
Speaker 1: care about the periphery, the people around me. Dad, how's Coombsie? Mate?
Speaker 1: He's killing it. He's got shows. How do we get
Speaker 1: tickets to Kumsie show?
Speaker 3: Did you tell him?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Mom and Dady come in the book tickets.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's hilarious. I did not know that.
Speaker 1: Do you want to tell you?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: Oh, Mum and Dad book tickets? Well, mum to myek show.
Speaker 1: Mum bless her sent me a screenshot on Instagram DMS
Speaker 1: of your posts about your life shows and she said,
Speaker 1: I'd love to book tickets. How do I do it?
Speaker 1: So I walked her through it on FaceTime. Her and
Speaker 1: dad or maybe her and her and my sister will go.
Speaker 1: They will definitely be there.
Speaker 3: But yeah, fabulous. I reckon that just based off knowing you.
Speaker 3: I think we just have very different Christmas lunches because
Speaker 3: your family seemed to love each other. No, my family do.
Speaker 3: We do, but we're not much of chatters, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's not much to talk about really, and so by
Speaker 3: the time we get to the big family lunch with
Speaker 3: all the aunts and uncles and cousins, it's usually like
Speaker 3: checking them watching, like fuck, can we go and it's
Speaker 3: the best because now that my sister has kids, we
Speaker 3: use that as an excuse. Oh, I've got to put
Speaker 3: Anna down for a nap. We've got to go early,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, I'll drive.
Speaker 5: So yeah.
Speaker 3: It's actually not that I don't love them dearly, not
Speaker 3: that I wouldn't go to war for them, but I'm
Speaker 3: just like, it's just a bit awkward.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I think your family showed their love through
Speaker 1: actions where minus the words. My family would not never
Speaker 1: bail me out of prison if they needed to, but
Speaker 1: they'd answer the phone call and they'd pass it on
Speaker 1: and they'd add Uncle Adrian in and they'd oh, we've
Speaker 1: got to tell Karen. They just love the gossip.
Speaker 3: What's the goss? What are your reckons gonna happen? In
Speaker 3: the Jerry?
Speaker 1: We've had two divorces and a death. What there's a
Speaker 1: lot happening in the last.
Speaker 3: Only so much gossip you can do about a death.
Speaker 1: Oh no, it would just be the drama. It wasn't
Speaker 1: there out the outcry, the sad and what happened in
Speaker 1: the last final days and the funerals sow. We could
Speaker 1: not go COVID all.
Speaker 3: So when you say gossip, you've been grieving. Can't wait?
Speaker 1: Sorry, I got there confused.
Speaker 9: Yeah, you're listening to is it just me?
Speaker 6: Love the podcast?
Speaker 3: But what more?
Speaker 6: In between episodes?
Speaker 3: You can follow the show online as a couple of mitches.
Speaker 1: All right, get in touch at a couple of mitches
Speaker 1: on Instagram. We will be checking over the break, Mitch.
Speaker 3: I believe we'll be checking the Yeah, you've got to
Speaker 3: bank them up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 10: Ya?
Speaker 1: Is it just used? These are? Is it just means
Speaker 1: of your own? So you just heard Mitch and I
Speaker 1: do one. If you've got one, send it in the
Speaker 1: form of a voice message to a couple of mitches
Speaker 1: and we might play it on the air before we
Speaker 1: do those. Sorry, Sam, we didn't even ask you. What
Speaker 1: are you doing for Christmas?
Speaker 3: What's your pony? Goths at the Christmas table?
Speaker 11: This is the problem, right is I've got all this
Speaker 11: extended family you haven't seen for twenty years and they
Speaker 11: just said, yeah, all all do we ever talk about?
Speaker 7: Is this other family that I don't know?
Speaker 3: Everyone are back in the UKR Have you heard from
Speaker 3: her recently?
Speaker 7: I don't care.
Speaker 1: I raise your hand if you have an untie donner
Speaker 1: no no two for two for four.
Speaker 3: That's really Jenna that surprises me. Donna from Dubbo. What
Speaker 3: a fucking an opportunity.
Speaker 7: I know.
Speaker 1: No Donna from Dubbo would have a Habitashery store on
Speaker 1: the main street of Dubbo Crabatashie donas. It's like bed
Speaker 1: sheets and trinkets.
Speaker 6: Isn't it's trinkets trinkets.
Speaker 1: Yeah, skincare trays And did.
Speaker 3: You get this off pencil from the Habitdashie section? Is
Speaker 3: that a trinket or not.
Speaker 6: It? Don't you say.
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 3: You can't die?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 3: Don't you look like you're going to burst a vein
Speaker 3: in your forest.
Speaker 1: I could hear the fibers in my wrists.
Speaker 3: Yeah no, don't try that again, and I can press
Speaker 3: the screen to you.
Speaker 1: Hear Henry. I don't give a If.
Speaker 3: The name correct, we need we need to give them
Speaker 3: a really special, enthusiastic shout out to make up for
Speaker 3: the fact that you've been sucking up everyone's names every week.
Speaker 1: Habitas name, What is it? Harry?
Speaker 3: Is it actually Harry?
Speaker 1: Harry?
Speaker 8: What did you say?
Speaker 1: It's Harry Lodge at the Harry Lodge. If you want
Speaker 1: hello Harry me who is quite cutege all right? Harry
Speaker 1: Lodge has this the final Is it just you for
Speaker 1: the year?
Speaker 7: Is it just me?
Speaker 12: Or is there nothing more distressing and more worrying than
Speaker 12: when somebody doesn't reply to your text messages or snapchats
Speaker 12: or anything within like five ten minutes? Like I'm not
Speaker 12: talking about Joe blow from like next door neighbor, I
Speaker 12: mean like your best buds. Like I know, if my
Speaker 12: best mate doesn't reply to me within like ten fifteen minutes,
Speaker 12: I begin to panic, Like do I need to call
Speaker 12: emergency services? Do I need to get the sees to
Speaker 12: do like a missing person search? Do we need a
Speaker 12: search party out there?
Speaker 1: I mean that definitely is things more traumatizing.
Speaker 3: Do you have any fines I would have gotten for
Speaker 3: like incorrect use of emergency services? If I called triple
Speaker 3: there every time you'd ghosted me? Oh fucking hell, couldn't
Speaker 3: pay your bills because you ignore me all the time.
Speaker 3: But I know, I know what it's like because I
Speaker 3: do the same you do.
Speaker 1: We don't do it intentionally. We're busy people.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like if there's a window of opportunity where
Speaker 3: we're both not busy, yes we will text every fifteen seconds,
Speaker 3: but then we can go fucking days without saying it.
Speaker 1: We got Gangbusters and then just never get like a
Speaker 1: married couple of sex, like go go go why at
Speaker 1: a time? Then we start, you go to your thing? Yeah, yeah, literally,
Speaker 1: there you go, Harry, But no, I don't freak out.
Speaker 1: I think that's a not This isn't negative. But I
Speaker 1: think that's a young person thing.
Speaker 3: It is, isn't it.
Speaker 1: I used to think, what the fuck are they doing?
Speaker 1: But people have groceries to buy and children to look after,
Speaker 1: and exercise to do and work to do, and their stress.
Speaker 1: Like I do not think the TikTok I sent them
Speaker 1: as is as important as making sure their grandma gets
Speaker 1: a wonder white.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it is. I used to be like
Speaker 3: that when I was young. I'd be like, they were
Speaker 3: on nine to fifteen minutes ago when I sent my
Speaker 3: message thirty minutes to go. How dare they now? I'm like, Okay,
Speaker 3: maybe they were online fifteen minutes ago because they're sister's
Speaker 3: having a crisis and she called you. Literally, I'm not
Speaker 3: a priority right now.
Speaker 1: Or they just want to sit and stare at a wall.
Speaker 1: Are we to judge? I discovered a feature on Instagram
Speaker 1: the other day sound like I'm a pioneer like Captain Cook.
Speaker 1: I just got an a feature and.
Speaker 3: You can wave your overdyed pencil at me.
Speaker 1: Back end, I have fedual you can. You can disable
Speaker 1: the green button on your Instagram so you know when you.
Speaker 3: Message you're online.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So now if someone sends me a message and
Speaker 1: I can see it, because you know, you can also
Speaker 1: unsee your message. So someone will send me a message,
Speaker 1: I'll view it and then quickly unview it.
Speaker 3: And before they get the rag on saying you left
Speaker 3: me on red.
Speaker 1: Yeah, not hitting, Yeah, and exactly. And plus they can't
Speaker 1: see the green line, so they just don't know. So
Speaker 1: you can turn that off in settings.
Speaker 3: Good tip, Well you really just learned to cover your tracks.
Speaker 3: That's a flaky.
Speaker 1: Also, learn that if you kill a body, use lime
Speaker 1: in the ditch. Yeah, yeah you did, Jenner.
Speaker 3: And if you're going to split someone's throat, don't wear white.
Speaker 1: Man and bit the body, don't burn it. Move the teeth, yes,
Speaker 1: remove the teeth, because then you can't be tracked exactly right,
Speaker 1: guess Harry, have a great Christmas with the fan.
Speaker 3: Yeah, keep the dms coming. We'll have plenty for next year,
Speaker 3: won't we of course.
Speaker 1: And Jenna, are you planning on because Mitch and I
Speaker 1: are fully removed from the Jenner side show.
Speaker 3: Well what where both of us? I said, I'm fully removed.
Speaker 3: I was hoping there'd be someone with common sense.
Speaker 1: Now I'm partially producing, I'm simply setting up the studio
Speaker 1: and I'm fucking off.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, it's not a disaster.
Speaker 1: Time will tell. All right, are we ready for one
Speaker 1: of our favorite segments? We thought we have to. We
Speaker 1: simply have to end the show with a final Talkback
Speaker 1: Tings for the year. This is a.
Speaker 3: Very special edition of Talkback Tings. Usually we bring you
Speaker 3: the bits of gold that we hear on talkback radio
Speaker 3: just for your enjoyment. But now we've sat down with
Speaker 3: one of the people who we've spoken about many times
Speaker 3: behind their bag. Yeah, mister John Laws, the king of
Speaker 3: talkback in Australia. You would know him from our podcast Open.
Speaker 3: It's this guy.
Speaker 2: Bring Pikes Nurseries, Nursery, Pikes, p y k E.
Speaker 6: S Hey, why.
Speaker 13: He is in kill?
Speaker 7: Hey?
Speaker 10: Why?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 1: God, he's good, isn't he. That's classic John Laws?
Speaker 3: And so we got to sit down with him. And
Speaker 3: how that came about was, remember we tried to prank
Speaker 3: call him as during one of our talk back teams Higment.
Speaker 1: We got Dot, my alter ego, to do it.
Speaker 3: Yes, you tried to get through as an old lady
Speaker 3: in disguise, and this is what happened.
Speaker 5: Morning show.
Speaker 7: Your name good morning Dot?
Speaker 11: Excuse spil that.
Speaker 1: Out for me? D O T Dot? And how old
Speaker 1: are you? I'm eighty three, Mitch? What do you mean
Speaker 1: by Mitch?
Speaker 3: Mitch? I think no, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Put me through to John.
Speaker 3: Please.
Speaker 14: I can't put you through to John. He doesn't like you.
Speaker 3: Hey, darling, if we can't get through as Dot, can
Speaker 3: you tea up in an interview with John Laws and our podcast?
Speaker 3: We'd love to have him.
Speaker 7: I can give it a red hot shot.
Speaker 3: Thanks, Darlin.
Speaker 1: All right, do see you guys. You don't ask, you.
Speaker 3: Don't get That's exactly right, and any normal person would
Speaker 3: just let that slide. But because I am Mitchell Komb's
Speaker 3: the pesky bitch, I helped the producer to that. And
Speaker 3: originally all I wanted was a surprise phone call for
Speaker 3: you on your birthday. But apparently what I'm told is
Speaker 3: John listened to our podcast. I suspect someone would have
Speaker 3: played it. To him because hello, he's not going to
Speaker 3: be able to put on a podcast no, And he
Speaker 3: heard that Pike's nursery grab that we play in the opener,
Speaker 3: and apparently we passed the vibe check just because of that.
Speaker 3: He just heard that we were using his old audio
Speaker 3: and just went so funny, Yep, bring them in. I
Speaker 3: don't want to talk to them on the phone. Bring
Speaker 3: them in. So we had to wait until after lockdown,
Speaker 3: and so it finally happened.
Speaker 5: Oh.
Speaker 1: I just want to preface this by saying I hate awkwardness,
Speaker 1: and I normally have full control in an interview because
Speaker 1: I do interviews for it, like at my job, So
Speaker 1: just go in there. I know what I'm doing. But
Speaker 1: being on the other side having John Law sitting there
Speaker 1: staring at you with very, very measured breas and eye
Speaker 1: blinks like he's in full manual mode, it was really intimidating.
Speaker 3: It was Meanwhile, I love awkwardness, however I hate shit
Speaker 3: audio quality, which is why I was so caught off
Speaker 3: guard when we visited the King of Talk Back and
Speaker 3: they said to us, we've only got one guest mark.
Speaker 3: You'll just have to share it.
Speaker 1: You have to lean into the mind oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: So that's why we sound all echoey and shit. I
Speaker 3: feel that might actually be a tactic from John. He
Speaker 3: just wants everyone to sound a little bit more inferior
Speaker 3: to him.
Speaker 1: Mitch and I were sharing. It was fun, but it
Speaker 1: was still.
Speaker 3: An absolute honor. We made that mistake.
Speaker 1: We end up going through his back catalogs of music.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he pulled out his CD. He has bloody music.
Speaker 3: Did you guys know that?
Speaker 7: Did he legitimately have a stack of CD? Yeah?
Speaker 1: With all his music?
Speaker 3: Apparently he has many albums, like more than ten.
Speaker 1: We almost I think we said at some point, oh,
Speaker 1: can we grab one to play in the podcast, and
Speaker 1: they were not, you can't take these. These are the
Speaker 1: only coffee.
Speaker 3: So yeah, you'll hear it in the interview. He had
Speaker 3: to get his assistant, who was called the mother Superior.
Speaker 3: She had to bloody burn the CD and senate to
Speaker 3: me later, and he didn't play it to us.
Speaker 1: I will say that Jenna and Sam, much to my stress,
Speaker 1: Mitch did ask the question that we ask every guest
Speaker 1: you know, eighty how old is John.
Speaker 6: Laws eighty six?
Speaker 1: Mitchell asked an eighty six year old to add to
Speaker 1: our list of things better than drugs, and Dick I
Speaker 1: did no.
Speaker 3: Why would I break the rules for him? I ask
Speaker 3: every guest. I also offered him a vape like I
Speaker 3: wasn't there, John and I would vibe.
Speaker 1: Me, Mitch. Mitch tried to kill John Laws. You aren't
Speaker 1: like g eyes Jay, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Like you know how I felt like a fly in
Speaker 3: the wall during that tivert As interview because he couldn't
Speaker 3: stand me opposite John and I were vibing. Mitch thought
Speaker 3: that he hated him.
Speaker 1: Mitch vibes with wide misogynistic men, and I vibe with
Speaker 1: young gardsly men.
Speaker 3: We also spoke about that Awardi one recently.
Speaker 1: You know what was it again, the Kennedy Ward lifetime achievement.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was quite sad. He gave his speech about
Speaker 3: how he lost his wife Caroline on stage and.
Speaker 1: A good friend of good met your friend that was
Speaker 1: in the industry for years. Look, it was a really
Speaker 1: long chat. It was an enjoyable chat.
Speaker 3: Towards the end, like maybe the last three minutes. It
Speaker 3: is when he was trying to make it awkward on purpose,
Speaker 3: and I loved it because I love that shit. But
Speaker 3: you were just like panicking, Oh hat I didn't know
Speaker 3: what was going on.
Speaker 1: You know, sometimes I thought I'd really offended him, but
Speaker 1: Mitch assured me that that's his sarcasm, any sense of humor,
Speaker 1: which for anyone else, and he sprightly thirty year old,
Speaker 1: there'd be a beat and they'd go, no, just pull
Speaker 1: on your leg. But there were many beats.
Speaker 3: You clearly aren't as much of a diehard Laws and
Speaker 3: eight or as I am.
Speaker 8: Laws.
Speaker 3: Yeah no, I'm not T shirt.
Speaker 1: I'm more of a Johnson. That's Alan Jans team right.
Speaker 3: Anyway, without further ado, here it is. I'll sit down
Speaker 3: with John Laws.
Speaker 5: Hollo world. I'm John Laws, John Laws.
Speaker 1: Yeah, mate, how are you welcome to the show?
Speaker 5: A bigger pardon, welcome to the show.
Speaker 1: It's great to have you here.
Speaker 5: It's my show, is it our show?
Speaker 1: Is you're on our show? We're on yours?
Speaker 3: I mean you're.
Speaker 5: Welcome to No, No, that's one of the rules. This
Speaker 5: always remains the John Lord Show. Okay, you're a visitor
Speaker 5: and you're very welcome, thank you, But it's the John
Speaker 5: Lord Show. If you could keep that in mind, I'd
Speaker 5: be extremely grateful.
Speaker 1: Got it on it.
Speaker 3: Well, we're actually here in the fortress, so this is
Speaker 3: your territory. What was your useless piece of information for today?
Speaker 3: Every show?
Speaker 5: How could I remember three hours ago? Oh?
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 3: You just spunch it up, get rid of it.
Speaker 5: Well, you've got to listen if you want to hear
Speaker 5: the useless information. Now, what are you charming people doing
Speaker 5: here in my studio?
Speaker 1: Well, we're big fans, John, We've been We've been in
Speaker 1: the industry for six years, five years, so a little
Speaker 1: dot compared to yours. Yeah, we're die hard fans. We
Speaker 1: work inside Kiss so alongside Kyle Sandalans, who you know
Speaker 1: really takes a lot of his inspiration from you.
Speaker 5: Oh he does, doesn't he He's taken everything from me everything,
Speaker 5: the mic, a gold microphone, the head and the rolls,
Speaker 5: Royce Carr, the lot, the lot. He hasn't got a
Speaker 5: single genuine original thought and he's rather lovely.
Speaker 1: Yet are you a fan of Kyle?
Speaker 5: I like him. I like Kyle. Don't underestimate Kyle.
Speaker 1: He's pretty bright, He's good at what he does.
Speaker 3: They've been chatting a lot on Kyle and Jackie I
Speaker 3: Show recently about the fact that a lot of people
Speaker 3: suspect that Kyle could be secretly gay.
Speaker 5: What do he means secretly.
Speaker 3: They were telling him that you do come across that way.
Speaker 3: At a glance, some people might suspect that you're gay.
Speaker 3: What do you think of that?
Speaker 5: I don't think so, And it wouldn't matter if he was, wouldn't.
Speaker 5: I like Kyle. I get on very well with Kyle.
Speaker 5: He and I are friends. Yeah, you know, you've got
Speaker 5: to be careful. That probably was a sweeping statement, But yes,
Speaker 5: we're kind of friends. Am I having lunch with Kyle
Speaker 5: or something? Soon? We're better organize that. I like having
Speaker 5: lunch with it. I find him music, and I find
Speaker 5: him also a very genuine bloke. I think if you
Speaker 5: were in trouble, you could turned to Kyle and he'd
Speaker 5: do his best. It mightn't be very good, but he'd
Speaker 5: do his best.
Speaker 3: I think so too.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Have you had a long lunch with Kyle recently?
Speaker 5: I have prayed a few.
Speaker 3: How long are the long lunches by the way?
Speaker 5: Nine or ten hours? God, jeez, that's a lie, probably thirteen.
Speaker 1: Do you drink of these long lunches? You drinking these days?
Speaker 5: Am I what drinking? Like?
Speaker 1: You have a wine drinking?
Speaker 5: Jesus is the pope praying? Of course?
Speaker 3: Do you know, one thing that Kyle claims as he's
Speaker 3: big claim to fame is that his first radio gig
Speaker 3: was paneling your show in Townville or something. That's also
Speaker 3: my claim. Two PK in Parks when I was doing
Speaker 3: work experience, I had to make sure the ads for
Speaker 3: John Laws were playing in time, all of that. So
Speaker 3: that was my.
Speaker 5: First two PK with Betty Muzzy Chuk who don't you
Speaker 5: remember Betty? The Spicer family owned two PK oh Okay,
Speaker 5: and the daughter or step daughter or daughter in law
Speaker 5: or somebody. Her name was Betty Buzzy Chook and she
Speaker 5: ran the station when I was only there one night.
Speaker 3: I hate you worked at two BIQU Yeah, I did
Speaker 3: one night for one night. What happened?
Speaker 5: They wouldn't let me smoke.
Speaker 3: In the studio?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: How long ago was that?
Speaker 5: Nineteen fifty four? Probably?
Speaker 3: Okay? Do you still smoke or if you quit?
Speaker 5: Oh? No, I quit ages?
Speaker 3: Oh okay? Would you like to try a vape?
Speaker 5: That's bloody stupid?
Speaker 1: She just hooked on the vapes?
Speaker 3: No, I'm quitting.
Speaker 5: Is it difficult to quit? Why would you take up
Speaker 5: something that is difficult to quit? Well, I think for people,
Speaker 5: I'll tell you why, Yeah, because you're young and stupid.
Speaker 3: No, I can't argue with that. Actually that's completely fair.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I always tell people don't start them because
Speaker 3: they're way easier to get hooked on than cigarettes. There's
Speaker 3: nough this tastes gross to overcome. They're just pleasant from
Speaker 3: the get go, So don't go there. It's always my advice.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, you're giving very good advice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, do as I say, not as I do.
Speaker 5: You're maturing at an early age. You're giving very good advice.
Speaker 5: Don't do it if it's going to be addictive and expensive.
Speaker 5: Good advice that includes marriage, unless you're very careful.
Speaker 13: John.
Speaker 1: I I was listening to your speech on the way
Speaker 1: here and I saw it live at the Kennedy Awards
Speaker 1: the other night Lifetime Achievement Award, which congratulations, by the way,
Speaker 1: that's very exciting, Thank you. I just loved my life.
Speaker 5: I haven't had the best year this year, so I've
Speaker 5: been particularly I lost my friend Ryan, but I also
Speaker 5: lost my.
Speaker 4: Adorable Carol, who since I was fifteen years old.
Speaker 5: She's gone out of my life. That makes me say
Speaker 5: it in case like this kind of big indifference. Thank
Speaker 5: you all, very very.
Speaker 3: Much for.
Speaker 1: You said that you didn't intend to get into broadcasting,
Speaker 1: So I guess I want to know how did you
Speaker 1: fall into it?
Speaker 5: Well, I was a jackaroo in Ellington in central New
Speaker 5: South Wales and I love being a jacker. I would
Speaker 5: love to be a jacker who again, but I can't
Speaker 5: afford it. But I used to. I used to go
Speaker 5: to the Legacy Ball and the Bachelor's Ball and the
Speaker 5: Spinster's Ball, and they used to get me to do
Speaker 5: a commentary, you know, to introduce people as they came
Speaker 5: in the door. And there was a man there from Awa,
Speaker 5: which were at that time was a huge conglomerate of
Speaker 5: radio stations all over Australia, and he heard me and
Speaker 5: he asked me did I want to get into radio?
Speaker 5: And I wasn't sure. But the man I was working for,
Speaker 5: a wonderful Welsman by the name of Llewellyn Powell. He
Speaker 5: thought it would be a pretty good idea if I
Speaker 5: were to do that, it would get me off his
Speaker 5: property and get me somewhere else. So I just fell
Speaker 5: into it that way and loved.
Speaker 3: It, fell in love with it clearly. Yeah, how long
Speaker 3: have you been doing it?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 3: Because I thought I could google sixty eight years eight
Speaker 3: far out.
Speaker 5: I think it's sixty eight.
Speaker 3: Sixty eight?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Are you taking notes there? I chose you. It
Speaker 5: just shows you how involved that's the Mother Siberia. I'm
Speaker 5: doing a very important interview with two very important young men,
Speaker 5: and she's doing a bloody cross work.
Speaker 3: Jesus, it's so nice to put a face to the
Speaker 3: name the Mother Supiri I here referred to all the
Speaker 3: time on the show.
Speaker 5: Well, are you impressed?
Speaker 3: I am, absolutely, She's pretty much what I envisioned. Actually, yeah,
Speaker 3: is she really?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Well, she gave us a talking to before we came in.
Speaker 1: She said you're up to no good. You're going to
Speaker 1: be good and we said, yeah, we'll be right, We're
Speaker 1: on our best behavior.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well that's the way to be. Yeah, that's right,
Speaker 5: all right. So what else do you want to talk about?
Speaker 3: Well, I should have given you heads up before we
Speaker 3: started that on the podcast. I don't know if you're
Speaker 3: much of a swearer, but you're allowed to swear here?
Speaker 3: Do you swear much?
Speaker 5: Don't be fucking stupid? But that word has become almost
Speaker 5: acceptable now around here. She hates it.
Speaker 3: The Mother Superior hates it.
Speaker 5: Doesn't like me swearing at all.
Speaker 3: Would the Mother Superior appreciate being described as a boss bitch,
Speaker 3: because that's what I would think, the Mother Superior is
Speaker 3: a what a boss bitch?
Speaker 5: What's that mean?
Speaker 3: It's a wonderful term. Don't worry, powerful woman.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but it's the word bitch. There.
Speaker 3: It's a term of endearment. It's all about context, back
Speaker 3: and empowering.
Speaker 5: Don't don't use that word.
Speaker 3: My apologies, I take it back, Mother Superior.
Speaker 5: Yeah, take advance.
Speaker 3: Now sixty eight years you said, what's your advice for
Speaker 3: someone like Mitch to last that long in radio?
Speaker 1: It's been seven so far.
Speaker 5: My advice to Mitch give it away? Really yeah, get out,
Speaker 5: get a job as a salesman at Bunnings.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: No, no, I'll give you very good advice. Enjoy it.
Speaker 5: If you enjoy it, do it. If you don't enjoy it,
Speaker 5: don't do it. And be natural. Don't bullshit, no change
Speaker 5: of voice, no change of attitude.
Speaker 1: Just got to be you authentic.
Speaker 5: Yeah that's well, I don't know how authentic you are,
Speaker 5: but yeah, just be yourself.
Speaker 1: In other words, Now, what happened in the middle because
Speaker 1: you left for a bit, you had a big retirement,
Speaker 1: you were out and then you came back. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: missed it too much.
Speaker 5: I did miss it. I missed it greatly, and I
Speaker 5: got very bored with my own company, even though up
Speaker 5: until that time, I'd been pretty good with my own company.
Speaker 5: I love reading, I love sitting by myself, I love thinking.
Speaker 5: But I did get bored. I did get bored, and
Speaker 5: I thought, you know, it would be fun to go
Speaker 5: and do it again. And it's more fun the second
Speaker 5: time around than it was the first time.
Speaker 1: Really, Yeah, fell back in love with it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh no better now. Yeah.
Speaker 3: We like to play on our podcast some bits of
Speaker 3: Gold that happened on talkback radio because we figured that
Speaker 3: our younger listeners might not be listening as often as
Speaker 3: we are, so we're like, if anything good happens, we'll
Speaker 3: tell you. And you've come up many times, including the
Speaker 3: infamous Pike's Nursery incident. That call I really want to
Speaker 3: hear from your point of view. What were you thinking?
Speaker 3: What were you feeling when that call? I just could
Speaker 3: not understand what you were saying.
Speaker 5: Well, I thought this is going to go on forever,
Speaker 5: But then I thought this could be very good radio,
Speaker 5: so I decided to stay with it. And she started
Speaker 5: to understand the humor of it. As we got towards
Speaker 5: the end of.
Speaker 3: The conversation, you reckon that she was in on it too.
Speaker 5: No, no, not in on it, but I think she
Speaker 5: started to understand the humor of it. She wasn't going
Speaker 5: along with it deliberately. She was laughing at herself. It
Speaker 5: was a good call. It was a fun call.
Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely. And it lives on in our podcast as well.
Speaker 1: So at the start of every show, we play the audio.
Speaker 1: That's how we start our show every week.
Speaker 3: You didn't even ask it's on YouTube? Did you know that?
Speaker 5: I don't go to that. I think I can't work computers.
Speaker 3: Oh, well, you're paddling your show right now, aren't you.
Speaker 3: You've got some sort of understanding.
Speaker 5: That's just a board that's got stuff on it, like
Speaker 5: Tom t Hall, bit of music. Here. There you are.
Speaker 5: That's how simple it is.
Speaker 3: Well, who says you can't work at a computer?
Speaker 7: There you go.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't suppose you're ever going to get to that
Speaker 3: stage where, like a lot of other radio studio is
Speaker 3: like a kiss. You'll have cameras in the room filming it.
Speaker 3: They never You don't want stuff on Facebook.
Speaker 5: Or of course I don't. Of course I don't. I
Speaker 5: do a radio program and I'm a radio broadcaster, and
Speaker 5: that is the limit of my talent.
Speaker 1: Yeah, who else do you listen to? John? Do you
Speaker 1: have any other shows that you listen to? Or do
Speaker 1: you just?
Speaker 5: Do you know what I listened to as soon as
Speaker 5: I leave here? Yeah, midday or whenever I leave in
Speaker 5: ABC Classic. Really I love classical music, and they pay
Speaker 5: a lot of light classical music. They play a lot
Speaker 5: of ballet music, and I love ballet music. I love
Speaker 5: the ballet. So there you are. That's surprised.
Speaker 1: You have you ever podcast? Have you ever? You know
Speaker 1: how to listen to podcasts? You into them?
Speaker 5: No, I don't know how to do that.
Speaker 1: You make a killing? Do you think a podcast by
Speaker 1: John Laws would be huge?
Speaker 3: Does he know that his show with podcasts and every
Speaker 3: day you actually can listen to it as a podcast?
Speaker 1: Podcast? You've got one?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know what.
Speaker 3: It is even You know how Netflix is TV shows
Speaker 3: on demand, podcast a radio shows on demand. That's pretty
Speaker 3: much the basic way of explaining it. And that's what
Speaker 3: we are.
Speaker 5: Like.
Speaker 3: You can't tune in at a certain time to us,
Speaker 3: We're just there whenever you're like, not live.
Speaker 5: No, well it can't be live.
Speaker 3: Nah.
Speaker 5: Are you bored now?
Speaker 3: No, not at all.
Speaker 5: On the slightest, I don't want to bore you.
Speaker 3: No, we're not bored, No, not at all.
Speaker 1: I'm hoving this.
Speaker 3: You know another old job that John used to have,
Speaker 3: Mitch am I right in saying it used to be
Speaker 3: what we call a rouse about in a shearing shed.
Speaker 5: That's exactly what I was.
Speaker 1: What's a rouse about in a shearing shed?
Speaker 5: You pick up the dregs and the shed off the
Speaker 5: tails of the lambs on the DAGs. Yeah, and you also,
Speaker 5: if you're lucky, you get to use the wool press
Speaker 5: a bit, and pressing the wool Let's tough work, but
Speaker 5: it's great fun.
Speaker 1: How long did you do that job?
Speaker 10: For?
Speaker 5: Eighteen months?
Speaker 3: I wouldn't last a day. I was a farm boy,
Speaker 3: raised on a farm. Mom and dad used to always
Speaker 3: try and get me to help out with that stuff.
Speaker 3: But I was like, not for me. I was a
Speaker 3: bit too precious for that. Would that surprising?
Speaker 5: I can tell you're a bit precious. I've detected that.
Speaker 3: But I was smart enough to realize if I do
Speaker 3: that job really badly, they'll stop asking for help, so
Speaker 3: I just kept stuffing up. It was fantastic.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but if you did it well, they'd keep asking
Speaker 5: you to do it, and they would have. But it
Speaker 5: would have been very good for you. All that wool
Speaker 5: press stuff was good. All that woolshared stuff was good.
Speaker 5: And the blokes, the shearers and the mates you'd make
Speaker 5: and the shearers cook sa they could cook. They used
Speaker 5: to cook great stuff, shepherd spie, cottage pie. Yeah.
Speaker 3: But they would bring food to serve. Because I ended
Speaker 3: up when I was no good at the rouse about judies,
Speaker 3: I ended up serving morning tea like I was the
Speaker 3: one giving the food. So they would bring food.
Speaker 5: No, No, they'd cook it there. But yes, they'd bring
Speaker 5: the food with them. Oh they were good too. The
Speaker 5: shed of shearing cooks. Yeah great.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you had a way better sharing shed experience than me.
Speaker 3: It was hell on earth for me.
Speaker 1: Could you tell me she's a country boy? Way looking
Speaker 1: at him? Born and raised it. Where is it Parks?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, well it depends which part of the country.
Speaker 3: Have you heard of bogan Gate? It's just near Park
Speaker 3: That's where I'm from. You where bogan Gate.
Speaker 5: I've heard of? I've been to bogan Gate haven't.
Speaker 1: I Have you been to bogan Gate? Is there a
Speaker 1: station in bogen Gate? Meet your radio station?
Speaker 3: Well, passes are like.
Speaker 5: No, no, no no. But I when I went around Australia,
Speaker 5: I wasn't doing radio. I was just going around Australia.
Speaker 3: Yeah, blink and you'll miss it.
Speaker 5: That's It's a very good idea, you know. People. I
Speaker 5: remember my sister as soon as she turned fifteen or something,
Speaker 5: all she talked about was going to England. She just
Speaker 5: wanted Everybody wanted to go to England. Nobody by the
Speaker 5: day of a look at Australia, greatest country in the world.
Speaker 3: I've always thought that, Like everyone's excited now that you
Speaker 3: know international flights are a thing again after lockdown. But
Speaker 3: I would rather just travel Australia like all the ruined
Speaker 3: stuff like that.
Speaker 5: It's a good thing to do. It's a great country.
Speaker 5: Do you have a.
Speaker 1: Favorite city or you're a Sydney boy? You've always been
Speaker 1: a Sydney boy.
Speaker 5: I'd like if you settle into a place long enough,
Speaker 5: it becomes your favorite.
Speaker 1: Did you ever live overseas?
Speaker 5: Never lived overseas?
Speaker 3: I believe you were working in the US though, weren't
Speaker 3: you when JFK was assassinated. You reported on that, Am.
Speaker 5: I right, Yes, that is quite right. I bear in mind,
Speaker 5: this is a long, long time ago.
Speaker 14: Is a sad day in the history of the United States.
Speaker 14: The President of the United States of the Worker, John Fitzgerald
Speaker 14: Kennedy has been assassinated, killed by a rifle bullet. I'm
Speaker 14: in Hollywood, in California, and in a matter of ours
Speaker 14: I've seen probably one of the most colorful cities in
Speaker 14: the world become a city in math, mourning. And this
Speaker 14: is just one city of an entire nation in burning,
Speaker 14: grown men and women crying openly, almost proudly, in the
Speaker 14: streets of Hollywood. All the entertainment has ceased. In Hollywood,
Speaker 14: the hub of the world. Entertainment shops and offices and
Speaker 14: factories closed within a matter of millets of the announcement
Speaker 14: of the president's death. That's all I so from the
Speaker 14: midst of the national tragedy that has left America lifeless
Speaker 14: and then sorrow. I return you to your studio.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I remember the day like it was yesterday. That
Speaker 5: was I've got to say, that was a good report.
Speaker 5: I did go. I went there to open the coaxial
Speaker 5: cable that came from the United States to Canada, actually
Speaker 5: to Australia. The Queen opened it and I was the
Speaker 5: support act after the queen. But yeah, how about that
Speaker 5: act following.
Speaker 3: Have you ever in your career had a co host
Speaker 3: or has it always been the John Laws Show?
Speaker 5: The John Laws Show?
Speaker 3: Co host? Not for you. You wouldn't think that would work.
Speaker 5: Listen. If you're getting any ideas, forget it.
Speaker 1: No, God, no, he's got his resume in the bank.
Speaker 5: It's always been just me. Oh, for a while I
Speaker 5: did half an hour was I can't even remember her
Speaker 5: name now, wonderful woman broadcaster. Jeez, I can't remember a name,
Speaker 5: John Per she used to work with her and anyway,
Speaker 5: I can't think of it, and it doesn't matter because
Speaker 5: she thoroughly did. But for a while I did that
Speaker 5: and I loved it.
Speaker 1: Have they ever paired you up with anyone, because in radio,
Speaker 1: especially commercial radio, they love to throw a co host
Speaker 1: just experiment.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Have they had a co host thrown at you or
Speaker 1: have they ever tried to squeeze someone in and say, John,
Speaker 1: we think you'd be good with this person.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they probably have, but I would have told.
Speaker 1: Him, yeah, get out, we get all the reality stars
Speaker 1: in commercial radio. They'll say to me, oh, this person
Speaker 1: one Love Island Australia, they won Big Brother, get them
Speaker 1: on the show. Yeah, what for what, I say, they
Speaker 1: don't last.
Speaker 3: Do you watch any of those free to wear shows?
Speaker 3: They say it's married at First Sight, Love Ireland, those
Speaker 3: sorts of shows.
Speaker 5: You're kidding?
Speaker 3: Yeah, neither not for me, It's not for us. What
Speaker 3: about music? Are there any new artists that are out
Speaker 3: and at the moment that you actually enjoy?
Speaker 5: I just love all music fair enough. As I said,
Speaker 5: I listened to as soon as I've finished here, I
Speaker 5: turned the radio on in the car to ABC Clier.
Speaker 5: I love classical music. I love Bruce Springsteen at the moment,
Speaker 5: I'm playing a lot of a lot of his stuff.
Speaker 5: I love my friend Roger Miller. I love Christopherson. I
Speaker 5: love music. I love music, Tom t Hall, all those
Speaker 5: storytellers are great.
Speaker 3: Have you ever been a singer yourself?
Speaker 5: I've released seventeen albums. Really, yeah, where have you been?
Speaker 3: I don't suppose that you would be able to answer
Speaker 3: this question? But I do wonder if they're on Spotify,
Speaker 3: like I'd love to be able to stream them. These
Speaker 3: old albums I'm what where would someone have to go
Speaker 3: to listen to these albums?
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Here there we go, Oh we've been handled them.
Speaker 3: Look at this couple of CDs.
Speaker 5: Pick the early Man who roll those? When you have long?
Speaker 3: Have you really got it?
Speaker 10: Me? All?
Speaker 3: And good?
Speaker 1: An?
Speaker 5: Please? Look?
Speaker 1: Did you hear with a denim jacket on? This is
Speaker 1: the Mind and the Music?
Speaker 5: Yeah? It was called The Mind and the Music was
Speaker 5: because it was an album of poetry and I wrote
Speaker 5: all the music and I wrote all the words, so
Speaker 5: it was called The Mind and the Music.
Speaker 1: Look at this, all the women in the shorts. You've
Speaker 1: never been trucked like this before. I like that.
Speaker 5: I knew you'd like that. And I loved singing. I
Speaker 5: love singing. We had a lot of releases and did
Speaker 5: pretty well. Now put them down to the Can.
Speaker 1: We keep these and these for us?
Speaker 5: All these?
Speaker 3: That's all right?
Speaker 1: Well you have to get them on Spotify, because there's
Speaker 1: a whole generation that have missed out on the musical
Speaker 1: talents of John Laws. I get it on what Spotify streaming, Spotify,
Speaker 1: an iPhone? Get it on your phone.
Speaker 5: I don't want it. I got it there.
Speaker 3: Yes, you know he doesn't care about everyone else listening.
Speaker 3: He can listen to himself. It's all good. Did they
Speaker 3: get many radio spins? Did you ever play your own
Speaker 3: music on the radio?
Speaker 5: Yeah, because nobody else had played.
Speaker 3: Yeah, why the hell not? I reckon there, you go
Speaker 3: write that down. It's start putting out singles, and it's
Speaker 3: play them yourselves. We actually got mitched, you know how.
Speaker 3: I said that we play things we hear on talkback,
Speaker 3: and then we kind of take inspiration from them. We
Speaker 3: got Mitch to improvise a poem because we heard one
Speaker 3: of your poems. Go to air it with about country people.
Speaker 3: Actually in small towns.
Speaker 5: A little town is where everybody knows what everybody else
Speaker 5: is doing, but they read the weekly newspaper just to
Speaker 5: see who got caught doing it. Oh that's a good
Speaker 5: story there.
Speaker 3: Yeah. And so I heard that and I played it
Speaker 3: on our podcast and said, Mitch, I think you should
Speaker 3: start doing poetry like this, and he improvised the whole
Speaker 3: thing about Britney spears, the whole free Britney thing.
Speaker 13: I I'd sing to music ideas, so it'd be like
Speaker 13: we knew you from a girl ie titan Q, but
Speaker 13: now look at you like an old Haggard boot free Brittany,
Speaker 13: let her out of that cage.
Speaker 1: Oh poor Britney. It makes me filled with rage.
Speaker 3: Are you across the Britney Spears drama?
Speaker 5: I don't care? What a drama? Yeah? Why don't they
Speaker 5: just leave her alone?
Speaker 1: I agree?
Speaker 3: Well they are now, so that's good.
Speaker 1: She's free. Britney's free now, which is all they want it.
Speaker 3: I'm sure John really appreciates that update.
Speaker 5: What am I doing talking about?
Speaker 1: Well, this was a pleasure. I've really enjoyed this match.
Speaker 1: Anything you want to get off her chest with John?
Speaker 3: Well, I'm wondering if we should ask him the question
Speaker 3: we ask every guest.
Speaker 1: I think you can do that.
Speaker 3: Okay, So we like every guest that we have on
Speaker 3: the podcast, we like to ask them a small thing
Speaker 3: in life that they appreciate. Like Angela Bishop said her
Speaker 3: water bed, Jessica Malboy said sitting in the sun, being
Speaker 3: barefoot in a garden. That was one of her small
Speaker 3: life pleasures. The reason I'm reluctant to ask it is
Speaker 3: because we call it our list of Things Better than
Speaker 3: Drugs and Dick, which is basically a psa to young
Speaker 3: people that there's more to life than boys and partying.
Speaker 5: No, there's not.
Speaker 1: No one's ever said that.
Speaker 3: I'll put that on the list.
Speaker 5: Is that it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're good.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm happy to sit here a bit longer if
Speaker 5: you wanted to talk about anything else.
Speaker 1: Now we're done. I'm good. Thank you for being here.
Speaker 1: It was a pleasure.
Speaker 5: Are you bored now? No, we can stay here all day,
Speaker 5: like he'll, thank you very much for coming to visit me.
Speaker 5: It was very nice for you to do that.
Speaker 3: Thank you for having this.
Speaker 1: There was a pleasure. You're a legend. It was great
Speaker 1: to be in your presence and in the studio.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a good studio.
Speaker 1: It's a big studio studio.
Speaker 3: Have you seen the Kiss FM broom closet studio? Like
Speaker 3: this is the next level?
Speaker 1: If has Kyle been in here, because if he were
Speaker 1: to see this, renovations would start at Kiss tomorrow. Kyle
Speaker 1: studio is a quarter the size of this.
Speaker 5: Well, so it should be Yeah, call to the talent. Yeah,
Speaker 5: is that it? You finished? Now you're bored now?
Speaker 3: No, I'm not ordinal And you've got a long lunch
Speaker 3: to get to.
Speaker 5: Haven't you have? I with a lot of people. What
Speaker 5: have you got on your own?
Speaker 3: Oh? It says art pop. You are you familiar with
Speaker 3: art pop? No, it's a Lady Gaga album.
Speaker 5: No, I like Lady Gaga, do you yeah? Do you
Speaker 5: know why I like Lady Gaga?
Speaker 3: Well, I would suspect that you'd be a fan of
Speaker 3: some of the classical stuff she puts out. She's got
Speaker 3: jazz albums as well as the pop stuff.
Speaker 5: But also I like her because one of my favorite
Speaker 5: people in the world likes Tony Bennett, and Tony Bennett
Speaker 5: likes Lady Gaga, and Tony Bennett is a gentleman beyond
Speaker 5: belief and sings like nobody else.
Speaker 3: And that new album they put out recently is up
Speaker 3: for like a gazillion Grammys. So oh yeah, when they
Speaker 3: team up, magic happens.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Do you know something, We're starting to get boring.
Speaker 5: People listening aren't going to give a stuff about Tony
Speaker 5: Bennett and Lady Gaga. I'm going now all right?
Speaker 1: Then, it was a pleasure to have you on. Great
Speaker 1: to meet you.
Speaker 5: You didn't have me on I had you.
Speaker 1: You're that again, Yeah, a pleasure to be here.
Speaker 5: Well, it's been a pleasure to have you here. And
Speaker 5: anytime you feel like dropping by again, you're quite welcome.
Speaker 5: The door will always be open. Oh, thank you, John,
Speaker 5: that's a pleasure. You're you're all right, he looks.
Speaker 1: Thanks.
Speaker 3: That's a glowing review. I've ever heard one.
Speaker 5: Thank you John.
Speaker 1: Thanks John. God.
Speaker 3: I got to say I'm going to go to my
Speaker 3: grave saying that one of the best things that's ever
Speaker 3: happened to me was being called young and stupid by
Speaker 3: John Laws. Yep, and he said, yes, you're a bit precious.
Speaker 3: I detected that that was a while, but what a treat.
Speaker 1: I think he's the only guest I've ever had in
Speaker 1: the history of ever to end his own interview. We're
Speaker 1: done now, Yeah, he ended it himself.
Speaker 3: But then when we're like, you know, let's go, he goes,
Speaker 3: what's that on your arm? I feel that he was enjoying.
Speaker 1: I tend to agree.
Speaker 6: I also love how he kept saying you bored.
Speaker 1: You bought. Yeah, he'sfinite, Like I said.
Speaker 3: That's him stirring exactly, and that mother Superior, his personal assistant,
Speaker 3: came up to us afterwards and said, that went really well.
Speaker 3: John doesn't usually respond that well, yeah you thought that
Speaker 3: was bad. Imagine how many shock and interviews he's done
Speaker 3: before this.
Speaker 1: If that was good I which we won't name who
Speaker 1: was there before us, but we were told from the
Speaker 1: team that they had an interview with a very well
Speaker 1: known publication before.
Speaker 3: Advocate Jenny said he couldn't stand them.
Speaker 1: Well they're satirical.
Speaker 3: We're not satirical at all.
Speaker 1: No, Joe, No, not our show.
Speaker 3: It's a serious on my good Christian show.
Speaker 1: Well there you go. You're fucking idiots. What a Christmas
Speaker 1: gift that was.
Speaker 3: I feel that Mitchell's rose is kicked in.
Speaker 1: It has and I woke up at three a m.
Speaker 1: Today and it's almost three pm. It's twelve hours on
Speaker 1: the clock. My brain has cooked. Well, we still have
Speaker 1: more to Dot's.
Speaker 3: Let's reflect on that though. John Laws says that there's
Speaker 3: nothing better than drugs and dick, So.
Speaker 1: That is to me a win. If we can take
Speaker 1: anything from his podcast, we get on the podcast now
Speaker 1: never return, and that could be our what's the word
Speaker 1: I'm thinking of, legacy? Legacy.
Speaker 3: I also love that he told you to stop being
Speaker 3: a fake bitch. That was his advice. He goes, you're
Speaker 3: no bullshit, be authentic.
Speaker 6: And be a salesman at Bunnings.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe be a salesman Bunnings.
Speaker 3: Anyway, thank you, John Laws. We may or may not
Speaker 3: abuse that invitation. The door's always open, he says, He'll
Speaker 3: take that right back. I'm gonna start every day being.
Speaker 1: Like, hello, hi John, you said the door is always open.
Speaker 1: We noticed it wasn't, so just opening it all right,
Speaker 1: final side this year, are you ready for Jenna's junk?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, let's do it.
Speaker 1: Let's take a peek at Jenna's junk, shall we.
Speaker 3: So whenever we have a terrible idea to bring up
Speaker 3: on this podcast, we put it in Jenna's junk, and
Speaker 3: we thought it's our last episode of the year. So
Speaker 3: much like we put terrible ideas in the junk, let's
Speaker 3: put our terrible staff in the junk.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 3: So yeah, Jenna, this is the big surprise for you.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: You know how last year we put you in a coffin.
Speaker 1: Gonna go get it?
Speaker 6: Yeah the coffin again is no, no, no, not a coffin.
Speaker 3: We just thought that, because you're not impartial to being
Speaker 3: put in shit, that we would make Jenna's junk extra literal.
Speaker 3: So it's no longer a little been on the desk.
Speaker 3: Look at this, We've got you your own fucking bin.
Speaker 3: To get in.
Speaker 6: Oh, for goodness sake, what.
Speaker 3: Mitch, did you get all the well the maggots out
Speaker 3: from the bottom. Yeah, yeah, we found that in the
Speaker 3: cage downstairs.
Speaker 1: But she just not there?
Speaker 6: Is it?
Speaker 3: Groundskeeople? Who holdes it out? It's fine?
Speaker 1: Said, there was a paper bin that was really clean,
Speaker 1: but too small.
Speaker 3: Right, Okay, in again?
Speaker 6: Okay, do I get in it?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay, here we go ahead, opening the lid. It's your mic.
Speaker 3: Do a testing for me?
Speaker 4: Testing?
Speaker 3: Yeah, all that zoomber paid off. You're quite flexible.
Speaker 1: Jenna's in the bin. There we go, now, Sam, shut
Speaker 1: the lid. Please, this isn't a fucking vacation.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, she fits in there.
Speaker 13: We go.
Speaker 4: Can you hear me?
Speaker 1: We can hear We can hear you.
Speaker 4: Jenna, I'm in the bin.
Speaker 1: She just got the microphone down the bottom. Jenna pulled
Speaker 1: the microphone away from the bottom of the bin. Open
Speaker 1: your mouth. The bin has better acoustics than John Lord's studio.
Speaker 1: That's actually now, I got some rubbish music. When you
Speaker 1: see your rubbish, make sure that you're from rubbish bin
Speaker 1: bed that's Jenn's rubbish.
Speaker 3: Should we get into this, Jenna, if you're going to
Speaker 3: fish through all of our shit ideas that we thought
Speaker 3: were too terrible to bring up on the show, and
Speaker 3: yet here we are.
Speaker 4: Yep, they're all in here.
Speaker 10: Yep.
Speaker 4: Is it just me?
Speaker 8: Or do you also lie and say you've been watching
Speaker 8: a show for years even though you've just started.
Speaker 1: Oh, claim it?
Speaker 3: Yeah? No, because I actually do this thing where I
Speaker 3: don't lie.
Speaker 1: No, it's not lying, it's blending in with society. Someone
Speaker 1: will go, oh my god, do you watch Succession? And
Speaker 1: I'm fully caught up and I've seen it, but I
Speaker 1: don't want to just say that I've watched it all
Speaker 1: in three nights, So I go, yes, Oh I love it. God,
Speaker 1: I've been watching that show. Remember when it first came out.
Speaker 1: I was blown away.
Speaker 3: It's just easier, all right, Well, you don't have to say,
Speaker 3: you don't have to specify the amount of time it
Speaker 3: took you to watch, you to say, yeah, I'm up
Speaker 3: to season three, episode whatever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it just mate. It's just depressing thing that
Speaker 1: someone watched three seasons in two nights, Like that's tragic.
Speaker 3: What didn't really take me that short amount of time?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it took me a couple maybe five nights all up? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I binged it.
Speaker 3: Ten episodes, that's very standard, binging, that's normal. But to
Speaker 3: get through ten episodes in a week.
Speaker 1: But I like to feel like because they clearly watched
Speaker 1: it all when it came out, I want to be
Speaker 1: known as a person that also did that, Like I've
Speaker 1: got my shit together.
Speaker 4: But who even asks? Who even asks? When did you start?
Speaker 1: I breathe through your nose? Please? People? People don't ask,
Speaker 1: but I always just put it out there, or if
Speaker 1: they do ask, I always lie.
Speaker 3: I'm going to go out on a whim and say
Speaker 3: that it is possible that you think too much about
Speaker 3: what other people think of you, because I'll tell them
Speaker 3: like it's a badge of honor. If I've watched ten
Speaker 3: episodes in a day, I'll be like, fuck, yeah, I
Speaker 3: just spent the whole day I committed.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 3: I don't think people are gonna think less of you.
Speaker 3: They just I don't think anyone cares that much about
Speaker 3: the fellow Many people only care about themselves.
Speaker 1: But it makes me feel good, It makes them think
Speaker 1: me think that they think I'm normal.
Speaker 3: I've got a whole fucking podcast littered with evidence to
Speaker 3: the contrary.
Speaker 1: Normal. You know, Well, that's why it's just in the bin.
Speaker 1: That's why it's in the junk, because that.
Speaker 4: Was sh getting another one. I found another one late.
Speaker 3: Okay, yep, bin juices are leaking. That's my tuna.
Speaker 4: Is it just me? Or do you not like other
Speaker 4: people buying socks and undies for you?
Speaker 3: That's mine? I put that in the junk.
Speaker 1: It's very personal.
Speaker 3: Well, it's just the thing that my mother does every year,
Speaker 3: and I have a yet to break it to her
Speaker 3: that I don't want her to buy me socks and
Speaker 3: nunties for Christmas and Birthday Christmas. Like where I'm about
Speaker 3: to go home for Christmas, and you bet your ass
Speaker 3: she'll be buying me bonds with some obscure pattern that
Speaker 3: you can see through my very thin material.
Speaker 1: Short. Yeah, asos don't like a thin material. They like
Speaker 1: a real papery thin one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I sometimes buy stuff on purpose that's super thin,
Speaker 3: and I don't want them be able to see the
Speaker 3: strikes and the graffitied walls that are on my little bonds,
Speaker 3: jocks that my mum got me, and especially socks like
Speaker 3: I love buying socks. Yeah, I go under bloody underworks
Speaker 3: and I'm gonna do a big order really, yep, I
Speaker 3: love it.
Speaker 1: See there's nothing worse than seeing an adult in what
Speaker 1: looks to be children's undies, like with the weird patterns
Speaker 1: on them, it just doesn't fit. We're black or go
Speaker 1: bear back.
Speaker 3: Why do you think I haven't been game enough to
Speaker 3: fuck anyone all year? I don't want them to see
Speaker 3: my undy.
Speaker 1: Yeah you got from Country Target. Yeah, all right, that's good.
Speaker 3: Now it's called khump now okay, yep?
Speaker 4: Is it just me?
Speaker 8: Or do you enjoy the newspaper catalogs more than the
Speaker 8: actual paper?
Speaker 3: That's me again, the newspaper catalogs, Yeah, because you know
Speaker 3: how I accidentally subscribe to the bloody newspaper deliveries every
Speaker 3: weekend intently, Yes, and every time I've called them to cancel,
Speaker 3: because you can't do it online. You can only do
Speaker 3: it buy a phone call. Sam's been through this. They
Speaker 3: don't let you off easy, do they.
Speaker 7: No, it's true, it's a whole it's a whole thing.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 3: If you ever try calling to cancel your bloody paper subscription,
Speaker 3: they guilt trip the shit out of you. They're like,
Speaker 3: does credible news not matter to you?
Speaker 10: Sir?
Speaker 1: Is that what they said?
Speaker 7: It's real it's real.
Speaker 3: And I never read the papers, but sometimes I like
Speaker 3: to know what's happening at the good guys.
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I love a JB High Fi catalog. Yeah,
Speaker 9: just for the colors, Yeah exactly, and also you know, yeah,
Speaker 9: shut up girl, I've heard that. Apparently JB High Fight.
Speaker 3: They try and make their marketing look cheap as a
Speaker 3: tactic to like win people over, like, oh, we're so discounted.
Speaker 3: We're not a high end Maya or bloody David Jones
Speaker 3: trying to look high end. We're so cheap and relatable.
Speaker 3: Look at our shitty yellow marketing. That's what we've done. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we're like, this podcast is scabby ads. But then they
Speaker 3: get here and go, oh wow, they're cy.
Speaker 1: Professed profession to look at their microphones and one of
Speaker 1: the co hosts in a green skip bin. Oh, Jenna's
Speaker 1: opening it for air. Are you doing, Jenny and you're
Speaker 1: fat to Oh shit, she's a hyperventilating Do you need assistance?
Speaker 1: She's out of the bin. Are you okay? Oh Jenny,
Speaker 1: you've got spaghetti bulg knaze on your crutch.
Speaker 3: I thought there was an air well.
Speaker 1: You've got a piece of junk in your hand. I
Speaker 1: can say to.
Speaker 3: Actually, like I was saying, scabby yellow marketing, total fucking professionals.
Speaker 1: She's got it.
Speaker 6: I haven't got one.
Speaker 4: Is it just me? Or as an adult? Do you
Speaker 4: finally appreciate the cool function on blow dryers?
Speaker 1: What the cool function?
Speaker 3: I couldn't understand it through Jenne's function.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I never go back.
Speaker 3: Okay, you can set your legs a bit longer, Darling.
Speaker 1: Let the record note that I don't want you going
Speaker 1: off to bitch to hr about it. You can stand up, Jenna.
Speaker 1: If you want the.
Speaker 3: Cool function on the hair dryer. Yes, because when I
Speaker 3: get out of the shower I've got a sweaty forehead
Speaker 3: at least an hour, so I can't be blowing fucking
Speaker 3: scorching air into my gorgeous lot.
Speaker 1: But you know what it's good for helping each other
Speaker 1: into a bin.
Speaker 3: Sam so romantic. Here, Darling, hold my hand by like
Speaker 3: escorch you back.
Speaker 1: Into the trash, into my skip. I blowed my hair
Speaker 1: with heat right to get the quiff and the curl,
Speaker 1: and then I use the cool function and it cools
Speaker 1: it right down back to normal and your back at level.
Speaker 1: It is such a genius function. Also pits, grin back.
Speaker 1: It cools your right down out of that shower. The
Speaker 1: cool function is incredible. What about a towel, Yeah, you're
Speaker 1: not damp, you're fully dried.
Speaker 3: Well, then what are you doing it for? I've got
Speaker 3: hot spots it body temperature?
Speaker 1: Yeah, purely for core body temperature. Oh, I've never tried that.
Speaker 1: Get in your bits.
Speaker 3: Oh, Jenne's junk my art. This is Jenner's facts. I've
Speaker 3: learned something today.
Speaker 1: If you want to shave your pubs, here's a Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I'm just gonna be honest, Jenny, you're sitting
Speaker 1: on worse things than my pews. You'd blow dry them
Speaker 1: with cold air because it dries them like a bone,
Speaker 1: and then you shave and what just falls right out?
Speaker 3: What benefit does that have?
Speaker 1: Because normally, when you're a bit damped down there again
Speaker 1: out of the shower, and you've gotta be really dry
Speaker 1: otherwise the blades stick and the hair sticks. But if
Speaker 1: you cold blow dry your bits before you shave them,
Speaker 1: it falls right out.
Speaker 3: I've never had a problem.
Speaker 1: That's not a problem. But it just gets a bit
Speaker 1: damp and sticky. Doesn't that aid the gliding of the blade.
Speaker 1: Not me, No, I get caught she closing the lead
Speaker 1: on herself.
Speaker 3: No, she'll a bitch about that later. They made me
Speaker 3: sack and leave it open. If you want, let that
Speaker 3: go on record. What are you talking about? I'm so funny,
Speaker 3: lid closed.
Speaker 1: On a conversation. I don't even really know it.
Speaker 6: Okay, is it just me?
Speaker 4: Or what does house sitting actually involve?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I know that I put that in there. I've had
Speaker 3: so many people say I'm house sitting my friend's place
Speaker 3: in Bunda this weekend. Do you want to come over?
Speaker 3: And I'm like, what's the house? What's it struggling with
Speaker 3: while you're not there?
Speaker 10: Why?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 1: I agree. I have a house sat before, but only
Speaker 1: because a friend of mine had two dogs and they
Speaker 1: needed to be cared for and fed.
Speaker 3: Put them in a candle your rat, yeah, or you could.
Speaker 1: You save money and get a friend over. It also
Speaker 1: helps when I was living with my parents, so I
Speaker 1: didn't have to pay rent, so I wasn't at any losses.
Speaker 1: So it's good to find someone who doesn't have any outgoing.
Speaker 1: So can you slot on in and live your life?
Speaker 3: Do they pay you rent?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: No? No?
Speaker 3: Do you have to pay rent?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 1: But I wasn't like paying rent for house that I
Speaker 1: wasn't living in because I was house sitting for a
Speaker 1: right brand.
Speaker 3: Oh that makes sense, because I was thinking to myself, like,
Speaker 3: your house would have to be drastically better than mine
Speaker 3: for me to live there for this week.
Speaker 1: I completely agree, Like if it was.
Speaker 3: A mansion, sure, I'll house sit and just pay around
Speaker 3: my little flat. But even then, I'm like, how much
Speaker 3: house sitting does it need? Like your plants might be
Speaker 3: a little yellow when you get home, get over it completely,
Speaker 3: Like how much maintenance is the place?
Speaker 5: Need?
Speaker 1: None at all unless there's a pet there. But when
Speaker 1: you go on holiday wevel Isabella go.
Speaker 3: Hasn't been an issue so far because I have a
Speaker 3: house made Jordan. It looks after her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but if you and Jordan decided to go on
Speaker 1: a trip together, me, did you fucking problem so easy?
Speaker 4: Oh this is a dumb one, says Sid.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're just bringing it back down to worth today,
Speaker 3: aren't we grounded?
Speaker 4: Is it just me? Or should movie tickets be cooler?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, what I've got a story on this. Okay, it's
Speaker 1: twenty twenty one. Put a fucking picture on it.
Speaker 3: Make it blood? Do you collect them? No, but I
Speaker 3: could if they were cool. Oh, because I thought that
Speaker 3: might have been your reasoning, Like I want to keep
Speaker 3: all my tickets and that can actually have the artwork
Speaker 3: on it.
Speaker 1: No, you go to a movie and it's a it's
Speaker 1: a poor man's receipt. It's just like a piece of paper.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're right. Actually it depends on the cinema sometimes
Speaker 3: they I actually definitely have seen the movie logo on
Speaker 3: it all be it in terrible black and white and
Speaker 3: it's probably run out of me.
Speaker 1: Yes, but PG thirteen front and center. Put that in
Speaker 1: the top left corner. Mate, I'll give a shit. Put
Speaker 1: Marvel put a photo of Captain America in the middle.
Speaker 3: Some people really try and scam you with fancy tickets.
Speaker 3: I had the option when I was going to see
Speaker 3: Lady Gaga in Vegas. Yeah, to pay for a normal
Speaker 3: ticket or for an extra like one hundred dollars. I
Speaker 3: got a three D ticket. Remember those tazos where you'd
Speaker 3: do graphic You'd tilt the cards side to side and
Speaker 3: it would move. It was literally just Gaga and it
Speaker 3: was three D and it's still counterada the ticket, And
Speaker 3: I'm like, why the fuck would I do that? If
Speaker 3: I wanted to prove to someone that I've been to
Speaker 3: see her live. I showed them a photo on my phone.
Speaker 3: I don't need a bloody three D holographic ticket.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Hayden, I went to Hamilton in New York and
Speaker 1: we got scammed into getting Hamilton custom cups, like plastic
Speaker 1: cups with the Hamilton on them for our wine.
Speaker 3: Oh I love those, Yeah, but you put them in
Speaker 3: their dication. I use my Marry pop and sippy cup
Speaker 3: every night.
Speaker 1: Oh you do actually have seen that? Yeah, but we
Speaker 1: put them the dishwasher on. Now it's just Ilton. I've
Speaker 1: lost the Hamil All right, let's do a couple more.
Speaker 6: Oh God, is it just me?
Speaker 4: Or does Guncle need to be ended?
Speaker 1: I stand by it?
Speaker 3: Sorry. Side note, isn't her scathing remarks so much less
Speaker 3: powerful when she's coming from a bin? When you sit
Speaker 3: here in flags.
Speaker 6: Off our thought?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Anyway, gunkle stupid.
Speaker 1: All you can do is smell her and her bingejuices
Speaker 1: sweeping into her converse. Yeah, I hate Gungle. I've got
Speaker 1: two godsons and my cousin, of whom's the mother insisted
Speaker 1: at the start that we were referred to as gunkle
Speaker 1: Hayden to night.
Speaker 3: But you're not even uncle.
Speaker 1: No, we're not. But gunkle. I wouldn't. Never. I'd rather
Speaker 1: be dead than be called gunkle.
Speaker 7: Oh gay uncle, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's where we're at. I've never been called that,
Speaker 3: nor would I call myself that. But a lot of people,
Speaker 3: like typically basic people put Instagram captions on that when
Speaker 3: they're babysitting their niece and for you. But I would
Speaker 3: never be like gunkle. Dude, isn't it.
Speaker 1: I'm going to be sick, Like if I like the
Speaker 1: color blue, you wouldn't call me bumple. Just because I'm
Speaker 1: gay doesn't mean he needed to change the word. That
Speaker 1: works though Mitch has a hunchback, Huncle, need you.
Speaker 3: I go back home this Christmas and they're like, god,
Speaker 3: it's put on weight. Funkles here, your fat uncle, if
Speaker 3: you've got horrific body out it stunkle, Yeah, your stinky uncle.
Speaker 3: Yeah he's arrived. Hey, I'd love to be Runkle, the
Speaker 3: rich uncle.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, muncle money uncle. I don't even know. That
Speaker 1: didn't make anything.
Speaker 3: If you uncle, so I well, you know, Jenna's junkle.
Speaker 3: This is one of her favorite segments. So you know,
Speaker 3: what can you do? Thank you, Jenna. You can get
Speaker 3: out of the bin unless you're comfy.
Speaker 1: Well done, Jenna, Jenna, Jenna can cuncle. She's concussed, Jenner
Speaker 1: a you okay?
Speaker 3: Oh? The show must go on the day, Jenna.
Speaker 1: Can you check on it? I'm worried.
Speaker 3: I don't want to. I'm just not ready for the
Speaker 3: trauma of finding a dead friend in a bin. I'm
Speaker 3: not checking on her. Your girls gonna have to do it.
Speaker 1: She was just cutting herself anyway. What's coming up next?
Speaker 3: Well, that's us done for the year. It's eating a banana.
Speaker 3: She just threw a banana peal in the bin. Not
Speaker 3: any bin, Jenna's bin. What are you laughing at? Can
Speaker 3: I remind you you're hosting a podcast? Get on like
Speaker 3: and describe what you're seeing.
Speaker 1: It's all smeared into a crutch.
Speaker 3: But did you not finish the banana before putting it out?
Speaker 3: I grew up in a drought. You don't waste food.
Speaker 1: Give me a hand, Jenna, banana. I thought it was
Speaker 1: a bin. I'm so I forgot you're in there.
Speaker 3: Come on, it's not used to there being strange girls
Speaker 3: in there up. Oh, she really does have fucking banana
Speaker 3: all over her black hand. God, I'll hold the bin
Speaker 3: to your asshole.
Speaker 1: Yeah that was not funny, Jenna. The audience are dying
Speaker 1: with laughter.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're all dead.
Speaker 1: Swap back to your old Mike.
Speaker 3: What did you just say, Jenna? Everywhere Nana Banana. Sorry
Speaker 3: you said it like an infantel was confused.
Speaker 1: Sorry, banana, you did say it like banana.
Speaker 6: I've been in a bin for an hour.
Speaker 1: Welcome back, Jenna.
Speaker 3: Great to have our Okay, I thought Mitch was the
Speaker 3: embellasher in the room.
Speaker 6: Twenty minute, best out of my life thing and best show.
Speaker 14: Guys.
Speaker 3: We're for the year ago. We're off like Santa in
Speaker 3: his slave two gun holes.
Speaker 1: We're podcasting uncles uncles.
Speaker 3: We are uncles. Oh my god, maybe I could be
Speaker 3: Funkle that's your famous uncle.
Speaker 1: No, that'd be me.
Speaker 3: All right, let's go what about uncle. That's your sinner uncle.
Speaker 1: Funkle uncle. That's what they'd say behind our back. We
Speaker 1: can say you, but you two can't. Yeah, Uncle, my
Speaker 1: sinning uncle. I just said that sinning.
Speaker 7: Yeah, he literally just said that.
Speaker 1: I didn't hear. What about Funkle famous uncle. Now that's
Speaker 1: a joke because that one I.
Speaker 7: Did that one?
Speaker 3: Why do I bother that one? Why do I bother?
Speaker 1: All right, everyone, thank you for listening throughout the year.
Speaker 1: My god, we really taken one break this year. We've
Speaker 1: given you a lot of episodes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we thought that we could during Sydney Lockdown midyear,
Speaker 3: when we'd usually take a break, we thought, let's just
Speaker 3: power through. What's the worst that could happen? And then
Speaker 3: we realized that the words that can happen is that
Speaker 3: we get intensely burnt out. And now here we are
Speaker 3: bidding you farewell.
Speaker 1: Burnt out, We are cooked.
Speaker 3: Engulfed in flames.
Speaker 1: Risby scolded, I've fucking burned out. Sam's burnt out.
Speaker 3: I look like sover Dealsio. Oh yeah, Oh well I
Speaker 3: might edit that out. No one laughed.
Speaker 1: Hell, she's a poor girl.
Speaker 3: Let's all laugh at a burn's victim. A Now, fuck it,
Speaker 3: that's staying in.
Speaker 1: We should say thank you to everyone for listening. Thank
Speaker 1: you to our new listeners as well, those who've come
Speaker 1: from TikTok and beyond Jonesy and Amanda's audience. Yes, we
Speaker 1: appreciate the one listener we got from that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, whether you stick by this week by week or
Speaker 3: you pop in from time to time. We appreciate it
Speaker 3: and thank you for letting us keep you company.
Speaker 1: Yep, you can keep in touch with us. We're only
Speaker 1: going to be gone for a couple of weeks. You
Speaker 1: can get me on Instagram, meet you on Instagram, on TikTok,
Speaker 1: or on everything.
Speaker 3: Yeah, mitches turned off his bloody green light and his
Speaker 3: red receipts so he won't fucking talk to you.
Speaker 1: And ready for Early Night over it We love yet
Speaker 1: Jenna will be taking over. This is our last show
Speaker 1: for the year, but the Genocide Show will kick off
Speaker 1: next week.
Speaker 3: I can't wait for the Genocide Show. I just feel
Speaker 3: like we need to reiterate that we weren't kidding. I
Speaker 3: feel like she thought this was a running joke the
Speaker 3: whole time, and that she doesn't actually have a commitment.
Speaker 6: No, it's happening.
Speaker 3: Well, how's EP one going? Well, I have a week
Speaker 3: to do it right.
Speaker 1: You signed a contract, Jenna on the air. We have
Speaker 1: visual and.
Speaker 3: Audio and don't think we won't take you to court.
Speaker 6: Okay, take me to court because I'm doing it.
Speaker 3: Well that we wouldn't need to take it exactly. We
Speaker 3: can go over the contract later to be.
Speaker 1: A waste of money for you anyway, Mitchure, what are
Speaker 1: her plans for the holidays? Anything happening?
Speaker 3: I'n't really got anything planned, to be honest.
Speaker 1: Going back home that'll be nice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I haven't been able to do that for ages.
Speaker 3: I don't know. Yeah, it's kind of looking forward to
Speaker 3: chilling because the thing is, I've I do like my life,
Speaker 3: but I just want to enjoy that life without having
Speaker 3: to do things. It's one a chill in my own environment.
Speaker 1: Basking the money we've made this year, which you would
Speaker 1: not believe it.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, I don't bask bath. I've got a batham
Speaker 3: on sweet full of our cash now, oh yeah, gener
Speaker 3: it's illudicrius.
Speaker 1: We don't put it in the bank, so we just
Speaker 1: put it in Mitch's bath.
Speaker 3: Of course.
Speaker 1: Of course, that many zeros, I'm shocked do exist, to
Speaker 1: be honest, But it's twenty twenty one for us.
Speaker 3: Like the emergency services number, quadriple it, that's us.
Speaker 6: It's a lot, so many makes sense.
Speaker 1: Now, ambulance it's just rolls.
Speaker 3: Jenny. You've got a tea bag on your knee in
Speaker 3: that bit. Oh no, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: It's pretty shy, all right. We will see you guys
Speaker 1: next year. I thank you for listening throughout the year.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I love you, appreciate it. I should have asked
Speaker 3: what you guys are doing over Christmas? Sorry you asked me.
Speaker 3: I had a very boring answer.
Speaker 1: I'm worth working until Christmas Eve, and then I get
Speaker 1: a couple of days off and I'm back working hosting
Speaker 1: the New Year's Eve show, and then I actually have
Speaker 1: time off.
Speaker 3: What are you doing with that time off?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. We were going.
Speaker 3: I'll so you're not going overseas.
Speaker 1: Not to La. We can't. I'm a cross.
Speaker 3: So you can come to Bogan Gate.
Speaker 1: The cosy music's getting allowed by the second. Enjoy your Christmas,
Speaker 1: enjoy your time with your family, Stay safe, please, and
Speaker 1: we'll see you next year for season four.
Speaker 3: Love you idiots, Bye bye.
Speaker 7: Is it just me?
Speaker 15: A podcast by a couple of miches. Make sure you've
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Speaker 3: Welcome to a to D Brief. This is our secret
Speaker 3: segment on the end last add brief for the year.
Speaker 3: You pretend that we're going and then we keep talking shit.
Speaker 3: Hopefully no one hears this because it's embarrassing. We've got
Speaker 3: ADHD we can't stay on track. Our thoughts go. All
Speaker 3: thoughts are weird places.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's sometimes the best part. Last week, though, voted
Speaker 1: by fans the worst ad debrief in history, and that
Speaker 1: is I've had multiple dms to corroborate.
Speaker 3: It was my favorite, purely. I'll come in.
Speaker 1: Sam's coming in.
Speaker 3: Sam. Hi, you haven't come for a wine top, I've
Speaker 3: have you because mummy's had a week. It's gone, I will.
Speaker 15: I can confirmed. By the way, last week horrendous.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I told you, But in many ways for me,
Speaker 3: last week was my favorite add beef because Mitchell finally
Speaker 3: conceded that having sound effects blared at you aimlessly, it's
Speaker 3: fucking annoying. He goes, Actually, I get where you're coming from.
Speaker 1: Get out. Guess who that is? Oh, guess Margo. Robbie
Speaker 1: got a new film coming out, nothing to do with us,
Speaker 1: but it's just came through the same I.
Speaker 3: Thought I was bad at reading the room.
Speaker 6: No one cares, General one cares.
Speaker 1: I thought they were good. Enjoy your Christmas different. Where
Speaker 1: are you going, Jenna? What are you doing spending time
Speaker 1: in your castle?
Speaker 8: No, I'm working on the podcast. Oh the Genocide Show?
Speaker 8: How long will the episodes go for it's a secret.
Speaker 1: I think fifteen minutes, producer, no more.
Speaker 3: No, I think they're can be longer than and as CEO,
Speaker 3: my suggestion would be maybe only three genocide shows, because
Speaker 3: that would take you through to Christmas and the week
Speaker 3: of New Year's like the third, and then everyone can
Speaker 3: just suffer through January.
Speaker 1: So you'll have one week commencing the twentieth Jenna have
Speaker 1: a Christmas special. I think we'll try to get Delta finger.
Speaker 3: I think week one will be the Christmas special.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh ye, because it's the week commencing the twentieth. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you can talk Christmas stuff there with Delta. She coming,
Speaker 1: she's TBC. She's doing a background check on you. Okay,
Speaker 1: the twenty seventh, Yeah, we'll do it. We'll do New
Speaker 1: Year's one, we don't content TBC, and then why don't
Speaker 1: you do another one? Okay, may as well?
Speaker 6: Yeah, me as well.
Speaker 1: We can start with three and see how we go
Speaker 1: from there. But I say we can do four if
Speaker 1: we have momentum.
Speaker 6: Yeah, of course, which we will.
Speaker 3: I'm already feeling that momentum. Go oh no, why don't
Speaker 3: we just air one clienting quicker than Lisa Wilkinson's popularity.
Speaker 1: It really is bad at the moment, isn't it.
Speaker 14: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What has she done?
Speaker 4: Did I?
Speaker 3: She's just off?
Speaker 1: She is off.
Speaker 3: You can tell she'll be a new carrier. And in
Speaker 3: twenty twenty two.
Speaker 1: She just checked out.
Speaker 3: We just decided to hate her for no read my god.
Speaker 1: The one thing I'm excited about about any season three
Speaker 1: is fucking off Kerry Anne from our opener, Thank god,
Speaker 1: she's gone.
Speaker 3: Yeah she's a cow. Did you see that she started
Speaker 3: up very old beef with Yumith Steyn.
Speaker 1: I did see that.
Speaker 3: I only thought that this before Jenny showed me.
Speaker 1: That's very recent.
Speaker 3: That was in like our season two, like twenty twenty opener,
Speaker 3: and it's like they wrestl dwelling on it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, who asked who had a red carpet? Jenna? What's
Speaker 1: the story there?
Speaker 3: Maybe you should bring up jenny'sone news.
Speaker 1: But yeah, you know what, that's a really good point.
Speaker 1: It's a segment that we could even potentially do all
Speaker 1: thanks to Beaga Cheese. Here's Jenny's Janius.
Speaker 6: Thanks Mitch. Carry Kenny reignites her feared with Yimmy Stein's
Speaker 6: on the red carpet at a Sydney event as she
Speaker 6: goes on a rant about the radio star who called
Speaker 6: a racist two years ago. Before, the pair are seen
Speaker 6: having a very intense conversation, Wow.
Speaker 1: What else we're on radio? Bad plays? That's interesting, Jennet Moore,
Speaker 1: Jane News come up in a bit. Yep, he's kesher.
Speaker 3: I am strange.
Speaker 14: Done.
Speaker 1: The story was done, notthing else that was.
Speaker 3: Then there are quotes from Kerry Anne.
Speaker 6: Would you like the quote?
Speaker 1: Yeah, go for it.
Speaker 8: Keriy Anne says I haven't seen her since that day.
Speaker 8: She didn't turn up for work the next day. She
Speaker 8: was booked to do three days, and that night she
Speaker 8: texts our executive producer.
Speaker 6: And said, I think I'm having a day off and
Speaker 6: never turned up. When asked if she was planning on
Speaker 6: speaking to Stein's at Wednesday's event, Kenney said, well, yeah,
Speaker 6: I'm not anti. I'm not embarrassed about what happened, what
Speaker 6: I said and how I reacted. I have no issue.
Speaker 6: She's powerful with what she said, but I will not
Speaker 6: say that it wasn't hurtful to be called a racist.
Speaker 3: Oh I cane?
Speaker 1: Yeah, shut the fuck up.
Speaker 3: For someone who is as ancient as she is, she's
Speaker 3: so immature couldn't agree morecisely.
Speaker 1: Love's a glittered moment every red carpet. She's always sequined.
Speaker 3: Loves the calf tan, loves the calf tan.
Speaker 1: Could you wear a calf tan? Would you ever wear
Speaker 1: a camilla?
Speaker 3: Why did that thought pop into your hand?
Speaker 1: Because I feel like there's something you'd be interested in wearing.
Speaker 3: No, although they look so comfy, so I do get
Speaker 3: the They do look comfortable, a lot of easy access.
Speaker 1: Just lift them up and go for it to the bathroom,
Speaker 1: that is. Yeah. Anyway, what a season it's been. Have
Speaker 1: any highlights anyone?
Speaker 3: Can we circle back to you talking about shaving your pubes? Yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't get the issue. Why do you need to
Speaker 3: cool it down.
Speaker 1: It's not cooling down, it's caught. It's just temporary char
Speaker 1: like I'm not hot in going fuck, I feel hot,
Speaker 1: it's just when you get out of the shower you steaming.
Speaker 1: Your paws are open. I prefer to do it on
Speaker 1: a completely dry surface and cooling it with cold air
Speaker 1: just gets it primed and ready.
Speaker 3: To completely dry surface. Isn't that a dry shave which
Speaker 3: everyone advises against, Like dry shave is when you get
Speaker 3: fucking warts and shit.
Speaker 1: Now, But you've just been more strokes, you've been in
Speaker 1: the shower, you've just cleaned yourself.
Speaker 15: Now, are you doing a complete shave or just.
Speaker 1: Oh god, no, not a complete show?
Speaker 15: Oh well that's okay.
Speaker 3: I thought you were doing a full on close shade.
Speaker 3: Really should have specified that, because I was like, why
Speaker 3: would you dry them off before running a ray on
Speaker 3: your thin.
Speaker 1: Who completely bald shaves their pubes in twenty twenty one?
Speaker 10: Not me?
Speaker 1: Are you bald? Jenner? People aren't bald in the pubey?
Speaker 3: Oh god?
Speaker 1: No? Are you saying no? Oh in your eye? Like
Speaker 1: I'm like a baby down there?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 3: No, I've got to pull that off?
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, you couldn't. It takes a very specific type
Speaker 1: of person to put it. Takes a very specific adult
Speaker 1: to pull off no hair down there? Yeah, in fact,
Speaker 1: especially for guys, especially for guys who's.
Speaker 15: Got the stubble rash. No good?
Speaker 3: Are you can understand my confusion?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Because if you thought I was bear down.
Speaker 3: There, No, I thought you meant not the actual like
Speaker 3: you know, Clipper the bit. No, I didn't think he
Speaker 3: meant the bit like the pel of its bit. I
Speaker 3: thought you meant all the shitty flyaways down there. I
Speaker 3: was like, you want that wet if you're taking care
Speaker 3: of that a god?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I used bioil on that ship, thank god.
Speaker 3: No, I really thought you were a maniac.
Speaker 1: No, because you know, I'm glad we cleaned that up.
Speaker 1: I'm glad we circle back to that anyway.
Speaker 3: Anyone have it in New Year's Resolutions? Workless?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that'd be nice. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I ticked that off last year.
Speaker 1: Yeah he did, Jenna, what did you have anything?
Speaker 6: No, I'll think about it. Yeah, from my genocide show.
Speaker 15: Oh genocide.
Speaker 1: Sorry, you'll think about it and you will reveal it
Speaker 1: exclusively on the Genocide. So you're hooking and teasing as
Speaker 1: we currently Wow, so just wait, Jenna will reveal her
Speaker 1: new Year's resolution in the New Year's show. That's great marketing, Jenna,
Speaker 1: well done by on your behalf. I can't wait for that.
Speaker 3: You can stick around, don't go away.
Speaker 6: No, it's pretty big.
Speaker 3: I feel that you should finally take us up on
Speaker 3: our generous offer to teach you to drive or whatever.
Speaker 3: I can't. I can't make your resolutions for you. Stay
Speaker 3: on yours.
Speaker 1: Maybe we could start the season four with that.
Speaker 6: You know, I quite like that. I'm up for it.
Speaker 6: Can we make it happen.
Speaker 3: I thought you were hooking and teasing, but sure, she
Speaker 3: just blew alone. Now that's as I'll have another resolution.
Speaker 1: All right, do you still have your cat?
Speaker 4: Of course I do.
Speaker 1: Where you go through cats photo it she's.
Speaker 6: Getting her picture with Santa.
Speaker 1: Oh are you no?
Speaker 3: I know my daughter? Well, she would not want a
Speaker 3: Photoalla hates people.
Speaker 1: It takes about three hours of belly rubs with hands
Speaker 1: in the air to show that you are innocent for
Speaker 1: her to even like you, and Santa does not have
Speaker 1: that time.
Speaker 3: Well, no, I think specifically it's people like you and Santa.
Speaker 3: She can't stand loud.
Speaker 1: Large, joyous general population. What a terrible person to be.
Speaker 3: But also mildly creepy. Excuse you, it was a jack,
Speaker 3: do you get it?
Speaker 1: Not creepy? And Isabella loves me.
Speaker 8: Now.
Speaker 3: I thought we had this understanding that sometimes we tell jokes.
Speaker 1: It's just serious current affairs. Tonight tonight on the shower, guys,
Speaker 1: I have no brain power left. I'm actually my brain
Speaker 1: is mush. I don't know how you guys do breakfast?
Speaker 13: Wake up?
Speaker 1: What time was your alarm when you do breakfast?
Speaker 3: Mitch A three thirty? Yeah, I think no, three fifteen.
Speaker 1: Hellish, Yeah, hellish.
Speaker 3: And you have to do a huge detail to pick
Speaker 3: up Jenner every morning.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, that's what I do.
Speaker 3: I give and I give.
Speaker 1: Give. What did you do now that he's resigned, Jenna.
Speaker 3: She risks being brutally attacked on the dark streets of
Speaker 3: Macquarie Park every morning. That's what she does.
Speaker 1: Worth it, is it? Yeah? For your employment?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: So what are you doing next year, Jane? This is
Speaker 3: another year with Johnson and Amanda.
Speaker 8: Yep, right, yeah, yeah, it's going to be good.
Speaker 7: More.
Speaker 6: I'll reveal more on the podcast.
Speaker 1: In the Jena Sidher, Ah, you'll reveal what the job
Speaker 1: that you have done for years will be.
Speaker 6: You don't know that it could be changing left went
Speaker 6: and see.
Speaker 3: Well, I'll accept your resignation gladly if that's what you're thinking.
Speaker 6: No, there's no resignation going on.
Speaker 1: Well true, Jenna, there is something we have to do.
Speaker 1: Let us celebrate multiple achievements in the last few weeks.
Speaker 1: Jenner is an ACRO Australian Commercial Radio Award winner.
Speaker 3: Although she never displays these skills and capabilities. Now, yeah,
Speaker 3: she has impressed the judges for her radio award.
Speaker 1: Jenna, congratulations, sound the.
Speaker 3: Horns, thank you, best off a Newcomer, Yes, which can
Speaker 3: I just say best off a newcomer.
Speaker 1: He's like giving an Oscar for best Newcomer to fucking
Speaker 1: Dame Ellen Mirron have been in radio.
Speaker 6: Almost four years.
Speaker 3: That it's because there were so many years of COLVID
Speaker 3: where the radio awards were canceled, so they were kind
Speaker 3: of taking the whole period into account, like a three
Speaker 3: year period, bearing in mind the last radio awards prior
Speaker 3: to COVID. I was also up for Best Off and Newcomer. Yes,
Speaker 3: but I don't know there was some gripe between the
Speaker 3: judges and Kiss that year because not one Kiss staff
Speaker 3: member one. It couldn't be because I wasn't the best
Speaker 3: because some fucking dog from Triple M won it.
Speaker 1: Who won it?
Speaker 3: Some Digital, a guy named Will Yeah, some clown working
Speaker 3: for moon Man Ripe. Yeah, he got it over me,
Speaker 3: which just doesn't make any sense to me.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I lost my acra, my first acre to two up
Speaker 1: and comers, and to this date and what they've done.
Speaker 3: Themselves, No, I think I think they're going on to
Speaker 3: big things. Mission Andy yeah, yeah.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'll tell you what iPhone funny yourself.
Speaker 6: The four of us here that akro win is a Salmini.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so is that right?
Speaker 1: You know it's much harder to win for presenting category
Speaker 1: than it is for stabling a piece of paper.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, told me? Well, I feel that. Another reason
Speaker 3: I didn't win is because I didn't write complete lies
Speaker 3: on my application. You know what Jenna wrote on her
Speaker 3: application for Best Off and Newcomer In addition to my
Speaker 3: WSFM Judith, I am a producer? Is it just me?
Speaker 3: The podcast I did.
Speaker 6: Not roll on?
Speaker 1: So you were skating on our success?
Speaker 6: That was my thirty under thirty one?
Speaker 3: Again? Another lie under thirty Yeah?
Speaker 6: I know, yes, I admit to that and that.
Speaker 1: What did you win for that? Tell us what that is?
Speaker 2: Again?
Speaker 3: The first seven year old woman to win a thirty under.
Speaker 4: Thirty one and I'm proud.
Speaker 1: Now did you get a trophy for that? Did you? Sam?
Speaker 1: Do you and Jenna? Because the acras were remote this year,
Speaker 1: they weren't held at a function center?
Speaker 3: Oh were they? No? No? Well fuck, I don't want one.
Speaker 1: They were digital. Did you guys get sent a trophy
Speaker 1: to pay for it?
Speaker 15: I have no idea. No one has texted me, no
Speaker 15: one has said anything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry, Sam, we actually should say, Sam, what what acro?
Speaker 1: Did you win? Again?
Speaker 15: Some multi media multimedia one?
Speaker 3: Never remember it?
Speaker 11: But yeah, no, I found out in a hotel room
Speaker 11: by myself and by yourself.
Speaker 3: You're Krishnis listening, isn't she? You're like by myself. I
Speaker 3: swear I would buy myself in a hotel room and
Speaker 3: I was.
Speaker 1: Dry as a barone. Why are you telling us that part? Yeah?
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Do we get something?
Speaker 4: I don't know?
Speaker 1: Of course you wouldn't get cash, you get a trophy?
Speaker 3: Do you actually not have one? No?
Speaker 1: No, I didn't send them. Mark, that's stupid.
Speaker 6: Don't even have finalists. Give me there bottles.
Speaker 1: Let's call them.
Speaker 3: Call the commercial Radio Australia now and say Hi, it's
Speaker 3: me Mitch Cherry. You know me obviously, but I don't
Speaker 3: know you.
Speaker 1: You didn't give me best comedy segment. You go it
Speaker 1: to Henry and Anderson.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, HAMI.
Speaker 1: Should Mandy Raymi the closed down for the year. That's
Speaker 1: a shame.
Speaker 3: How have you ever won a trophy? Yeah? What was
Speaker 3: it for.
Speaker 1: Water Polo? I think was Nationals New Zealand. I didn't
Speaker 1: even play on the team. They just took me from Morale.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're a cheerleader.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, by the side of the pool.
Speaker 3: Still you were really good at drawing zinc on their
Speaker 3: legs and shit, now you.
Speaker 1: Put on an at Yeah. Have you won a trophy?
Speaker 3: Only one? And I was so fucking annoyed as a
Speaker 3: kid because my brother had like forty trophies, like they
Speaker 3: just give him to anyone when you play football and soccer.
Speaker 3: If you play cricket, it's like best bowler clean it's
Speaker 3: white pants, like his fucking wardrobe was full of them.
Speaker 3: And I didn't get any until I think it was
Speaker 3: twenty sixteen when I moved to Sydney and I got
Speaker 3: Vocational Student of the Year, which means out of every
Speaker 3: bastard that went to tape in New South Wales, I
Speaker 3: was the best.
Speaker 1: What's vocational mean?
Speaker 3: I don't know, but can you congratulate me or something?
Speaker 3: I was the best fucking taste huden out of all
Speaker 3: of the state in that year. And you know what,
Speaker 3: five years later, I clearly only been duds after me
Speaker 3: because now they've asked me to come back and host
Speaker 3: the award. Oh my gosh, and the Vocational Student of
Speaker 3: the Year ward goes too. I'm just warming up. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: I got a first place ribbon for blowing a ping
Speaker 3: pong ball off the top of the pool from one
Speaker 3: side of the other.
Speaker 1: Get out.
Speaker 3: That was a race put ping pong balls on top
Speaker 3: of the water. And you because you come of to
Speaker 3: in there, that's sunset along the surface. Some fucking mind.
Speaker 1: Many trophies.
Speaker 11: I went home a couple of weeks ago and for
Speaker 11: the first, very very gracious, I found a trophy in
Speaker 11: a bottom jaw from two thousand and two, and it
Speaker 11: was the Junior Encouragement.
Speaker 3: Awards for music. See what I mean for music?
Speaker 15: Yeah, in two thousand and two, I was six or something.
Speaker 3: I was going to say, see sport, they give stupid
Speaker 3: subcategy because like seeenior encouragement, junior encouragement, geriatric encouragment.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they do it for everyone.
Speaker 3: But yeah, music, that's good. You got junior music encouragement.
Speaker 1: Fuck are you guys on the walls in your school?
Speaker 1: You know the big wooden parks that they put up
Speaker 1: in the halls and they like get someone that makes
Speaker 1: gold lettering to just put your name on, like school captain,
Speaker 1: and then it's got like from when the school opened
Speaker 1: in nineteen sixteen to the current day.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah in one of those.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm on mine. I won the Drama Award every
Speaker 1: year from year seven until year twelve, except in year
Speaker 1: eleven when they realized that I wouldn't I have won
Speaker 1: every year, so they gave it to someone else. And
Speaker 1: the teachers even pulled me aside and said, oh, it
Speaker 1: was going to be you, but just for uptics, we've
Speaker 1: given it.
Speaker 3: To She just goes the show. It's all bullshit.
Speaker 1: It's all bulls, like.
Speaker 3: The fact that they didn't do a thorough background check
Speaker 3: on Jenna's under thirty of all correct, She's been here
Speaker 3: since the dawn of time. You can't give that to her.
Speaker 1: Counter rings absolutely, but when I.
Speaker 3: Got it, she goes, oh, I thought it was thirty centuries.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what she believed. She genuinely believed it too.
Speaker 6: Well, they didn't specify what did I do it?
Speaker 1: And that's on them. Yeah, perfect, that's on them.
Speaker 3: We run that shit. I want to ring them in
Speaker 3: firway with Jane's trophy.
Speaker 1: Anyway, it's time for five secondhen I play on my
Speaker 1: new show, Summer Breakfast. I thought i'd bring it to
Speaker 1: the podcast, which you guys like to play.
Speaker 3: Yeah, go on to play.
Speaker 1: No, all right, general, you have to play.
Speaker 3: I'm just not in the mood for sound effects and shit.
Speaker 3: And also, don't take credit for that game. My new game.
Speaker 1: What do you mean this my new game? Let's roll
Speaker 1: it all right? In five in ten seconds, name five
Speaker 1: categories in the chosen topic so you can pick out
Speaker 1: of the current categories entertainment, celebrity, sport, science or lucky dip.
Speaker 6: Celebrity.
Speaker 1: You have to speak up your own radio.
Speaker 3: Celebrity with theeld section there.
Speaker 1: No, we removed it as I got a complaint yesterday,
Speaker 1: so we had to pull sealed section. Ah yeah, so.
Speaker 3: This is the soft cock version of Carl and jack yaw.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well I never claimed to be them, Jenna, can.
Speaker 3: You can you just to rebel against that complaint you
Speaker 3: got for being two sections the filthiest thing ever? Like,
Speaker 3: name five slang words for a vagina? Go ten seconds,
Speaker 3: go name.
Speaker 1: Six racial slurs.
Speaker 3: You didn't, Jenna?
Speaker 12: Do you won?
Speaker 1: You've won a four day trip to prison? All right, no, Jenna,
Speaker 1: this is your real chance to do this. Okay, in
Speaker 1: ten seconds, name five Kardashians or Jenna's see no one.
Speaker 6: Wants Kim Courtney, Kylie Kendall on more.
Speaker 3: Did you say Kardashin or dinner?
Speaker 1: I said, oh, I could have played that.
Speaker 3: I was like, I don't know.
Speaker 1: The fucking that was so annoying. I don't want to
Speaker 1: do it, Kim.
Speaker 3: It's like these people that are like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: I'm so embarrassing to think.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, don't make me think. It's Sam's turn. I've
Speaker 1: given you science category the smartest person here where science?
Speaker 1: In ten seconds, name five planets, Go for.
Speaker 11: It, Jupiter, Satin, Mars, Earth, Plutot.
Speaker 1: June one more. Mercury Yeah, mercury r done. Come a mit.
Speaker 1: You have to do it. Everyone's one. You get to
Speaker 1: pick the category. What do you want? Entertainment, celebrity, sports, Science,
Speaker 1: Like you dip luck.
Speaker 3: You dip Wow, I'm random?
Speaker 1: Oh god, this is tough.
Speaker 3: Turn this down. Sorry.
Speaker 1: In ten seconds, ye, name five things you'd find at
Speaker 1: a music festival.
Speaker 3: Pingers, ecky, needles, vomit, coon bags, beauty ls.
Speaker 1: You want two hundred dollars our juice for a beauty
Speaker 1: including hoo to beauty, peace out and more.
Speaker 6: Can I be on your breakfast show?
Speaker 1: No chance in the world.
Speaker 6: I want to promote my podcast.
Speaker 1: You couldn't because my executive producer is Penfold Arch.
Speaker 3: Nemesis Nat Penfile booked me on the Edge last week.
Speaker 3: Maybe shod book me again.
Speaker 1: Imagine, imagine. No, we did talk about it, but we
Speaker 1: should go guys for the final time season three really already. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we need to let people go enjoy their Christmases prepare
Speaker 1: for the Genocide show.
Speaker 3: It's the thirteenth of December.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I know, but have you done your Christmas shopping?
Speaker 3: Nah, I've done that.
Speaker 1: I've got a fucking shop. Yeah, I'm one of those
Speaker 1: people that goes to Maya Westfield the night before or
Speaker 1: to No.
Speaker 3: I hate that now.
Speaker 1: I kind of like that. There's a magic in the
Speaker 1: air of the craze and the Christmas decorations and the
Speaker 1: low stock and the extended trading hours low stock.
Speaker 3: Where's the magic in that? I really wanted to gather
Speaker 3: them this shirt, but there's only four xls.
Speaker 1: Like, no, it's not that, But it's looking at the
Speaker 1: shelves and seeing like there's not much on the shelves
Speaker 1: and coals, you know, all the eggnog's gone, or there's
Speaker 1: not many panatons left, Like people have really stocked up
Speaker 1: for Christmas, there's only the shitty Hams left.
Speaker 3: God, no, I can't do that. I can't leave shopping
Speaker 3: that late.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Plus I've also gotten this reputation for myself for always
Speaker 3: getting thoughtful gifts, and I'm like, I don't have any
Speaker 3: thoughts left. Actually, yeah, it's all gone.
Speaker 1: It's pretty much out.
Speaker 3: They're gone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we have Actually, guys, just sit for a second
Speaker 1: and speak. If you actually have a thought you think
Speaker 1: is worth saying.
Speaker 3: Oh, maybe I should do. You know what I should
Speaker 3: do because people love my meditations. Literally, I'll empty your mind.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay.
Speaker 3: Oh that's the other thing I didn't tell you guys
Speaker 3: this fuck. I just remember as a little surprise, I
Speaker 3: organized for a private sound bath class in the studio.
Speaker 1: Oh where is the bath?
Speaker 3: No? That that bird that comes in with all the
Speaker 3: pots and ship. Yeah that fell through because she was
Speaker 3: busy today and I was like, I could try and
Speaker 3: reschedule them. But I know what you guys are like. Yeah,
Speaker 3: Jenna's like I've got THEMBA every day except this one day.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and Connie's got a cent to.
Speaker 1: Full midg Why don't you guide us into twenty twenty
Speaker 1: two and season four of the podcast with one life
Speaker 1: final guided Meditation.
Speaker 3: I'm going to I'm going to need some sound bath.
Speaker 3: Okay you find that of course traditional last time I
Speaker 3: did a meditation, wasn't it doing an iter? Buttra's impression
Speaker 3: may should be been Oh no, wait, I've done some
Speaker 3: normal ones too.
Speaker 1: Here we go. This is sound both by Michelle Burke
Speaker 1: with a se right.
Speaker 3: Welcome to my guided meditation. If you're at a place
Speaker 3: to safely do so, begin by closing your eyes and
Speaker 3: bringing awareness to your breath.
Speaker 1: Time I've done that.
Speaker 3: Shut your mouth. Feel your chest expanding as you fill
Speaker 3: your lungs with air. Now work with me here. On
Speaker 3: your next exhale, release any tension you may be carrying
Speaker 3: in your shoulders. Let them relax breathing, and relax the more.
Speaker 3: As you continue to breathe in and out slowly, I
Speaker 3: want you to think of one thing that's been causing
Speaker 3: you stress recently. Looking well, your eyes are meant to
Speaker 3: be closed. Now picture that one thing that's been causing
Speaker 3: your stress inside a snow globe. On your next inhale,
Speaker 3: You're going to give that snow globe in your mind
Speaker 3: a big shake as you exhale, watch the cause of
Speaker 3: stress dissolve into a million tiny pieces of snow and
Speaker 3: gently float down to the floor. Let's try now along inhale,
Speaker 3: shaking your stress up and exhale, letting it dissolve as
Speaker 3: the snow in your imaginary globe begins to settle, So
Speaker 3: to do your thoughts. All the snow is completely still peaceful.
Speaker 3: Close your eyes, you've ruined it. I dropped my glove,
Speaker 3: impressed by how long I had your going. And then
Speaker 3: old mate just goes like this, open his eyes and
Speaker 3: darts around the room, and I.
Speaker 1: Was like, I thought you were done, be present. I
Speaker 1: was about to wrap well. I for one am very relaxed.
Speaker 15: I do actually feel a little bit better.
Speaker 1: I'm actually really did.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 3: What are your new Year's resolutions?
Speaker 1: I felt bad shaking you around that snow globe though.
Speaker 6: The genocide choice.
Speaker 3: That's the things I get for all the blood, sweat
Speaker 3: and tears I put into this show. He puts me
Speaker 3: in a fucking snow globe and shakes me to death.
Speaker 1: My news resolution, there's nothing there. May we go to
Speaker 1: the beach the beach more? Actually, yeah it mightor big
Speaker 1: go to the beach.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't want that. You want to improve your life,
Speaker 3: not put yourself through fucking agony.
Speaker 1: I hate the beach. Yes, guys, stay safe, enjoy your
Speaker 1: holiday season, be mary and if you want a green
Speaker 1: skip bin touched by Jenner, it'll be out the front
Speaker 1: of Kiss FM in Macquarie Park for the next twelve days.
Speaker 1: All right, anything to add Mitchell? No, and I think
Speaker 1: we should rap?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Thanks everyone. You can still get tickets to Mitchell's life show.
Speaker 1: Where can people get tickets? Linking by Yeah? All right guys,
Speaker 1: Well we didn't think because we had John laws on
Speaker 1: we should end out last show of the year with
Speaker 1: his closing music, the music that he uses at the
Speaker 1: end of his radio show. Isn't this nice?
Speaker 3: Mickey sums off the hell.
Speaker 10: Let me be a little candy. Let me be a
Speaker 10: little blind to the farce of those about me.
Speaker 1: It's all about being nice to each other, Mitchell take note.
Speaker 10: Yeah right, let me be just a little bit more cheery,
Speaker 10: think a little more.
Speaker 2: And a little less of.
Speaker 7: God.
Speaker 3: I'm getting all the bus or what's wrong with me?
Speaker 3: We need to get out of here, all right.
Speaker 1: We love you all, look after yourself, stay safe and
Speaker 1: we want to give them more than three percent over
Speaker 1: the holidays off. Fuck, that's all they're getting.
Speaker 3: Oh, we'll do the maths. So you know we're going
Speaker 3: to miss hold on where it's my calendar?
Speaker 1: Yeah, pop it up?
Speaker 3: Hang on three, six, nine, twelve, What comes after?
Speaker 1: Twelve, twelve, fifteen, fifteen, eighteen eighteen, I'm no good at
Speaker 1: time twenty one.
Speaker 3: We hope this podcasts made you feel at least twenty one.
Speaker 1: That's a nice.
Speaker 3: We want to leave you on twenty one. And when
Speaker 3: I say at least, it means it could be more money.
Speaker 1: I'm sure it will be. To be honest, Yeah, let's
Speaker 1: be real. Its content. It will make you more than
Speaker 1: twenty one.
Speaker 3: We hope the podcast makes you feel fifty two weeks.
Speaker 1: Better tell long A baby's in the oven. There you go,
Speaker 1: a little legend baby. Love you guys, Thank you for listening.
Speaker 1: I'll see you in season four.
Speaker 3: Wait, love you idiots. We'll with your bye.
Speaker 10: Yeah, bine, Let me be little candy. Let me be
Speaker 10: a little blinded to the far so those about me.
Speaker 2: Let me praize at more.
Speaker 10: Let me be and just a little bit more cheery.
Speaker 5: Think a little more.
Speaker 2: And a little less.
Speaker 5: Soon