WEBVTT - #94: Talkback King, John Laws 0:00:01.240 --> 0:00:05.280 People do some weird shit. Television legend Carrie Ane Kenney 0:00:05.440 --> 0:00:08.440 fell several meters from a trapeze while performing in the 0:00:08.520 --> 0:00:14.520 musical Pippot Fuckingrinch. Some things make more sense than others. 0:00:14.640 --> 0:00:21.400 Bring Pikes, nurseries, Murcury Pikes, p y k e Sky 0:00:21.800 --> 0:00:25.479 Why I hey, as in kill hey? 0:00:25.680 --> 0:00:32.400 Why okay? Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adulthood. 0:00:32.600 --> 0:00:35.519 Why is the life so expensive? I'm not even having. 0:00:35.320 --> 0:00:41.400 A good child. This is just a couple of Mitches. 0:00:41.560 --> 0:00:42.280 What about me? 0:00:42.880 --> 0:00:45.560 Don't forget can No? 0:00:46.120 --> 0:00:48.279 He is Mitch Uli and. 0:00:51.200 --> 0:00:57.840 The pole wear fucking breaking everyone Christmas, Mitchell co Where 0:00:57.880 --> 0:00:59.760 are the bloody carps up in? I? And this sparkling 0:00:59.840 --> 0:01:00.960 right that got here? 0:01:01.120 --> 0:01:05.960 Tala Jenna, Hello, pro scuba Jenna's here. I'm happy Christmas. 0:01:05.440 --> 0:01:07.960 Guy, it's our final podcast for the year. 0:01:08.160 --> 0:01:09.240 Yep, this is it. 0:01:09.360 --> 0:01:09.959 Suck it up. 0:01:10.240 --> 0:01:11.679 I didn't even see the proseki. 0:01:12.120 --> 0:01:14.120 Yeah. I thought i'd do a little surprise because I 0:01:14.120 --> 0:01:16.040 have not yet gone Christmas shopping for either of you. 0:01:16.160 --> 0:01:18.000 I'm sorry, Yeah, I haven't got I've still got Mitch's 0:01:18.000 --> 0:01:21.240 housewarming present wrapped in Yeah, Hayden goes. When do we 0:01:21.280 --> 0:01:23.280 go over this. That's four cooms. 0:01:23.560 --> 0:01:25.160 I didn't even know You've got me a house warming present. 0:01:25.200 --> 0:01:27.319 You should have disguised that as a Christmas present. 0:01:27.600 --> 0:01:30.640 Shit, are we not doing Christmas gifts? 0:01:30.880 --> 0:01:33.200 No, well, not that we're not doing them. We just 0:01:33.200 --> 0:01:34.520 can't be answering it on the podcast. 0:01:34.600 --> 0:01:35.000 No one is. 0:01:35.040 --> 0:01:35.800 It's our business. 0:01:36.000 --> 0:01:39.560 I got you something, And we discussed this. 0:01:40.480 --> 0:01:42.640 We said after Mitchell's big birthday bash, when I got 0:01:42.680 --> 0:01:45.160 him twenty seven guests under the Sun, that we'd never 0:01:45.240 --> 0:01:46.080 do gifts anymore. 0:01:46.120 --> 0:01:48.560 We said we wouldn't go overboard anymore, like we wouldn't 0:01:48.560 --> 0:01:51.320 dedicate a whole episode to someone's birthday. Like today's pretty 0:01:51.360 --> 0:01:53.640 much just a normal podcast. It's with a little Christmas 0:01:53.640 --> 0:01:54.240 sprinkled in it. 0:01:54.240 --> 0:01:55.600 Well, if you've got a se yacht or something, because 0:01:55.600 --> 0:01:56.240 that's overboard. 0:01:56.800 --> 0:01:59.120 Well no, okay, I've got your gift. 0:01:59.200 --> 0:02:01.760 Oh she's going on now, I feel like a real dog. 0:02:03.440 --> 0:02:04.600 They're very good gifts. 0:02:04.640 --> 0:02:07.680 Actually, oh thanks, Well, your track record has just been 0:02:07.680 --> 0:02:10.160 giving us joke gifts that end up gathering dust, and 0:02:10.200 --> 0:02:12.000 one time you literally gave us dud dust. 0:02:12.080 --> 0:02:14.680 Yeah, good point. I still have mine my ironically, which 0:02:14.760 --> 0:02:16.560 my dusk is collecting dust. It's I don't know how 0:02:16.560 --> 0:02:17.080 it's possible. 0:02:17.160 --> 0:02:18.080 Viol dubbo dust. 0:02:18.200 --> 0:02:22.160 Yeah, okay, so some brads at Jenna, Yes please. 0:02:22.200 --> 0:02:23.840 Thanks guys, I've been up since three in the morning. 0:02:24.720 --> 0:02:27.920 It's the spot the first on me as well. 0:02:27.960 --> 0:02:28.359 Both of you. 0:02:28.560 --> 0:02:31.280 He's got a press now while Jenna takes her sweet 0:02:31.320 --> 0:02:33.919 art time. Don't forget your big show coming up. Talk 0:02:33.919 --> 0:02:35.960 back things and Jenna's junk to your favorite. 0:02:36.080 --> 0:02:37.639 My god, Oh I'm feeling it. 0:02:37.800 --> 0:02:38.800 Open your eyes. 0:02:39.680 --> 0:02:41.200 Oh thanks, Jenna. 0:02:41.639 --> 0:02:47.880 Oh, it's a giant pencil each like literally the pencil 0:02:47.919 --> 0:02:49.160 the signs of a tennis racket. 0:02:49.280 --> 0:02:51.880 Yeah, let me open it. 0:02:52.720 --> 0:02:57.079 This is huge, the sharpen, this bar like that. 0:02:57.840 --> 0:02:59.320 I had to get a butcher's. 0:02:59.040 --> 0:03:01.000 Du Yeah, look up, this pencil is right. 0:03:01.080 --> 0:03:03.600 Okay, smell that, Mitch, I open mind. It smells like 0:03:03.600 --> 0:03:05.920 a I'm going perhaps sit my hsc all over again. 0:03:05.960 --> 0:03:09.280 Oh yeah, that's triggering. I apologized, Janna. I didn't get 0:03:09.280 --> 0:03:10.760 a presnant, but we do have a you know, a 0:03:10.840 --> 0:03:13.880 surprise of thoughts coming up later and also today, it's 0:03:13.880 --> 0:03:15.480 going to be a big day, isn't it, Mittal. 0:03:15.240 --> 0:03:18.000 Oh it is. This is a long away to day. Technically, 0:03:18.160 --> 0:03:19.880 you've already heard a taste of it. At the start 0:03:19.919 --> 0:03:22.120 of the show where you're bringing you the one the 0:03:22.200 --> 0:03:27.040 Old Lady. 0:03:27.639 --> 0:03:30.919 I heard this theme music, it's four Hello World. I'm 0:03:31.000 --> 0:03:32.600 John Laws. 0:03:32.639 --> 0:03:35.200 Ye, John Laws, We're gonna be on the show. 0:03:35.240 --> 0:03:37.760 We're going to bring you the interview that we did, I. 0:03:37.760 --> 0:03:41.320 Wouldn't call it an interview. It was like crack car crash. 0:03:41.320 --> 0:03:44.560 Bloody loved it. That shit Jenna. He was like, he's 0:03:44.600 --> 0:03:46.200 got the same sense of humor as me. He was 0:03:46.240 --> 0:03:48.880 making everyone feel awkward on purpose, and I frothed it. 0:03:49.200 --> 0:03:50.520 I picked it up and ran with it. But Mitch 0:03:50.640 --> 0:03:53.440 was like, oh, I'm so used to everyone finding me 0:03:53.520 --> 0:03:55.600 charming and adorable and laughing about jokes. But John was 0:03:55.640 --> 0:03:58.960 just so stern and earnest, and I loved it. 0:04:00.120 --> 0:04:03.480 Who don't know who John Laws is Australian broadcast icon. 0:04:03.600 --> 0:04:05.080 He has been in the game. He told us Mitch, 0:04:05.160 --> 0:04:07.240 was it sixty years he's been in the VI eight 0:04:07.280 --> 0:04:08.480 I think yeah years. 0:04:08.560 --> 0:04:11.000 Yeah, we've we've spoken about him many times, but we 0:04:11.080 --> 0:04:13.200 actually sat down face to face with him and it 0:04:13.240 --> 0:04:17.440 was it was certainly a pinch myself moment. I'd say, 0:04:17.600 --> 0:04:21.479 it's felt like this obscure, fictional being that I've just 0:04:21.520 --> 0:04:24.440 heard about all my life since I was literally a child, 0:04:24.880 --> 0:04:26.920 and we got to catch up with him and it 0:04:26.960 --> 0:04:30.599 was intimidable. Actually, you know, intimidating is a good word. 0:04:30.800 --> 0:04:33.159 Yeah, I was intimidated. And Jenna will paint the scene 0:04:33.160 --> 0:04:34.920 when we talk about it later and we play the chat. 0:04:35.080 --> 0:04:39.279 But the studios was like walking into a museum. It 0:04:39.400 --> 0:04:41.200 was like a radio station from the seventies. 0:04:41.240 --> 0:04:43.240 Mitch, Yeah, it was real weird. They had not renovated 0:04:43.240 --> 0:04:43.960 since the seventies. 0:04:44.720 --> 0:04:47.640 The carpet on the floor ran up the walls, yeah, 0:04:47.680 --> 0:04:50.839 the walls were carpeted. Yeah, and their studios in a studio. 0:04:50.880 --> 0:04:52.760 It was just someone's office that they did a studio 0:04:52.800 --> 0:04:54.320 in the middle of right. Yeah. 0:04:54.360 --> 0:04:56.600 But yeah, well we'll get into that later. 0:04:56.839 --> 0:04:58.800 John Laws is coming up. Plus, like Mitch said, around 0:04:58.800 --> 0:05:00.920 a Jens junk to wrap the this is our final 0:05:00.920 --> 0:05:04.039 show for twenty twenty one. If it is your first 0:05:04.040 --> 0:05:06.640 time listening, yeah, a shock an episode to start on, 0:05:06.839 --> 0:05:08.840 but you've got a good back catalog before we go 0:05:08.839 --> 0:05:11.080 on break, Lenny. We start the show the same way 0:05:11.080 --> 0:05:13.040 every week too. Is it just me something we've noticed, 0:05:13.160 --> 0:05:15.520 something we hate or appreciate. We also throw it back 0:05:15.560 --> 0:05:16.760 to you. Let you do it? Is it just you? 0:05:16.839 --> 0:05:18.480 Later on in the show, last One for the Year, 0:05:18.520 --> 0:05:20.640 we got a good one. But yeah, Mitch, I think, 0:05:20.680 --> 0:05:23.720 why don't you classic kickoff with the first digym of 0:05:23.760 --> 0:05:24.720 the final episode You. 0:05:24.640 --> 0:05:26.839 Can do Samuel, would you like a wine? I'm so sorry? 0:05:27.120 --> 0:05:29.560 Oh yeah, yeah, go on, come grab one. Did you 0:05:29.600 --> 0:05:30.120 get there enough? 0:05:30.120 --> 0:05:32.880 I am a thirty centimeter pencil. That's funny. He is 0:05:32.920 --> 0:05:36.080 a pencil himself. He'd be intimidated, he'd be thrown off 0:05:36.839 --> 0:05:37.240 looking at me. 0:05:37.600 --> 0:05:39.680 I'm not being Yeah. 0:05:39.880 --> 0:05:41.880 Did you guys see on the on the tilt? 0:05:42.040 --> 0:05:44.520 Cheers say, hang on, I haven't bought it. Sorry, sorry, 0:05:44.560 --> 0:05:46.960 tilt the glass. I don't want to get it? All lovely? Yeah, guys, 0:05:47.240 --> 0:05:49.839 beautiful rocks in the air before we kick off. 0:05:49.760 --> 0:05:53.080 To a great twenty twenty two, celebrating and looking back 0:05:53.120 --> 0:05:55.680 on an even better twenty twenty one. Love yours all 0:05:56.080 --> 0:06:03.640 very Christmas lovely, lovely. 0:06:04.040 --> 0:06:05.719 I will I won't lie. I've been sleeping on it 0:06:05.760 --> 0:06:07.320 this whole fucking time. I should have waited. 0:06:07.720 --> 0:06:10.360 Oh that's delicious stuff. All right, shall we jump in 0:06:10.400 --> 0:06:10.719 to the show? 0:06:10.800 --> 0:06:12.400 Yep, I'm ready, let's begin. 0:06:12.520 --> 0:06:14.080 Second Last was the year? 0:06:15.920 --> 0:06:16.240 Is it? 0:06:16.720 --> 0:06:23.560 Just does this sound like the most vile food combination ever? 0:06:24.240 --> 0:06:26.880 Wait for it bit of context. I was on the 0:06:26.880 --> 0:06:28.640 phone a month the other day because I'm going home 0:06:28.680 --> 0:06:32.080 for Christmas, and he goes, brace yourself. Your father is 0:06:32.160 --> 0:06:35.440 on his version of a health kick. Oh, I said, right, 0:06:35.520 --> 0:06:37.719 what does that mean? She goes, well, he sacrificed his 0:06:37.920 --> 0:06:39.920 twisties that he has every night on the couch. I 0:06:39.960 --> 0:06:44.200 know he loves his twisties and replace it with canned tuna. However, 0:06:44.680 --> 0:06:47.919 he has not sacrificed his beverage of choice, which is 0:06:48.279 --> 0:06:51.240 red wine from a goon bag. Oh no, So every 0:06:51.400 --> 0:06:55.080 night there's he and my bloody father with tuna and 0:06:55.160 --> 0:06:57.240 red wine goon No, no, no, no no. And I 0:06:57.240 --> 0:06:58.760 said to my mom, and you're supposed to kiss his 0:06:58.760 --> 0:06:59.320 lips good night. 0:06:59.560 --> 0:07:03.080 Yes, you poor woman, red wine and tuna. So what 0:07:03.160 --> 0:07:04.760 do you what? Have a little mouthful of tune ou 0:07:04.800 --> 0:07:06.400 now sip at the shirass and. 0:07:06.400 --> 0:07:08.240 Yet to witness it. But I just thought i'd see 0:07:08.240 --> 0:07:10.720 maybe he's onto something. I brought both of these ingredients. 0:07:10.760 --> 0:07:12.880 No no, no, here's the red wine goon bag. 0:07:12.960 --> 0:07:15.960 Oh my god, she got a goon sack. For those 0:07:16.000 --> 0:07:17.680 who don't know goon is like a cask wine. It's 0:07:17.680 --> 0:07:20.360 in a silver sack in Australia. You drink it, then 0:07:20.400 --> 0:07:21.760 you blow it up and use it as a pillow 0:07:21.800 --> 0:07:22.480 as you pass out. 0:07:22.680 --> 0:07:24.560 If you've never heard of goon, then you're way too 0:07:24.640 --> 0:07:26.760 haughty toty to be listening to this podcast. 0:07:26.840 --> 0:07:29.560 Where all goon drink is here. My only I. 0:07:29.720 --> 0:07:32.600 Respect myself too much to drink goon. Now the cheapest 0:07:32.640 --> 0:07:33.320 crap is whine. 0:07:33.320 --> 0:07:36.480 Ever, my auntie Manda freezes goon in her in her 0:07:36.520 --> 0:07:39.040 fridge and has them on rotation because she doesn't like 0:07:39.080 --> 0:07:41.640 going to the shops and pulls when I goes. This 0:07:41.680 --> 0:07:44.160 has to fall and it'll sit out on the carner 0:07:44.160 --> 0:07:45.679 top for maybe two or three nights. 0:07:46.080 --> 0:07:48.120 How long does this last? They're like four leaders. 0:07:48.240 --> 0:07:50.200 She lives in the country. She needs a stock bar. 0:07:50.440 --> 0:07:51.800 How quickly this she go through them? 0:07:51.840 --> 0:07:54.640 She pumps through them. God bless her. Now what do 0:07:54.720 --> 0:07:57.000 we have? Let me I'm allergic to juna. You know 0:07:57.040 --> 0:07:59.640 that right? I can't eat it? Ah, yeah, I can 0:07:59.680 --> 0:08:00.280 only have emmen. 0:08:01.560 --> 0:08:05.000 Merry Christmas, Jenner, I got you a beautiful food combination. 0:08:05.120 --> 0:08:09.680 I'm not I'm not eating chin Harry Christmas, Jenna do 0:08:09.760 --> 0:08:10.800 it for the sake of Christmas. 0:08:10.880 --> 0:08:11.480 I'm allergic. 0:08:11.560 --> 0:08:14.120 All Right, here we go. Tuna is open. 0:08:15.440 --> 0:08:15.600 Bag. 0:08:15.760 --> 0:08:20.000 I'm I don't want the tune. Sam. Do you want 0:08:20.000 --> 0:08:22.840 to try the tuna and wine? Combat Absolutely not. 0:08:23.000 --> 0:08:26.120 Yeah, well we introduced them to KFC. This is another 0:08:26.240 --> 0:08:29.560 Australian tradition. Go with it, with it, tuna and red wine, 0:08:29.640 --> 0:08:31.280 goon matte. You're not astralliing till you tried it. 0:08:31.680 --> 0:08:33.160 It's never gonna happen. 0:08:33.360 --> 0:08:34.800 I can smell what am I supposed to do with 0:08:34.840 --> 0:08:35.280 these things. 0:08:35.360 --> 0:08:37.320 You try it, Mitchell, You're going to have to try it. 0:08:37.320 --> 0:08:40.640 It's your father. You will enjoy it. You were so 0:08:40.720 --> 0:08:43.000 much like Ian while he paused, and I don't know 0:08:43.000 --> 0:08:44.680 where your brain went, but when you when you said, 0:08:44.720 --> 0:08:47.280 when mich said his mum's being created for Christmas on 0:08:47.320 --> 0:08:48.480 the farm, I thought it was going to be one 0:08:48.480 --> 0:08:49.319 of the sheep. 0:08:50.720 --> 0:08:51.760 That'll be happening. 0:08:52.280 --> 0:08:56.760 You eat the sheep. Oh my, that was normal. You 0:08:56.800 --> 0:08:58.040 said that so calmly. 0:08:58.240 --> 0:09:00.120 No, we we do that all the time. I had 0:09:00.160 --> 0:09:02.000 a butcher to come out on site to the farm 0:09:02.440 --> 0:09:05.720 and we pick our favorite fat, fucking juicy lambs and 0:09:05.880 --> 0:09:08.000 we put them aside, and then the butcher comes and 0:09:08.000 --> 0:09:12.120 he just like slaughters them before our eyes without even 0:09:12.160 --> 0:09:15.000 breaking conversation. He's like, yeah, anyway, are you being Coombsie? 0:09:15.440 --> 0:09:17.400 Oh? Thank god I decided not to come to the 0:09:17.440 --> 0:09:19.720 COOMBSI for chrismas, yeah, and then have an apple in 0:09:19.720 --> 0:09:20.040 my mouth. 0:09:20.120 --> 0:09:24.160 It was my job to discard of all the internal organs, giblets, 0:09:24.640 --> 0:09:27.160 all the kidneys and shit. We'd throw into a trailer 0:09:27.720 --> 0:09:29.199 and then I'd have to drive it up the paddock 0:09:29.480 --> 0:09:31.280 to a spot where it's not going to waft that 0:09:31.600 --> 0:09:33.200 stench of dead organs. 0:09:32.920 --> 0:09:34.559 And you dump it. The birds. 0:09:34.600 --> 0:09:36.000 Birds would take it, right, they love it. 0:09:36.000 --> 0:09:38.240 They'd love it. You Circle of life ladies, Jens and 0:09:38.400 --> 0:09:40.280 jenn is looking your lips a right, the goon and 0:09:40.320 --> 0:09:43.560 the tuna is ready. So this is Mitch's dad's current. 0:09:44.080 --> 0:09:45.839 Is it a diet transmits or is it just a snack? 0:09:45.880 --> 0:09:46.960 What do we think it is? 0:09:47.160 --> 0:09:50.080 I don't know. He's just made is making healthy choice cents, 0:09:50.280 --> 0:09:51.079 you know, don't. 0:09:50.840 --> 0:09:53.200 Stop it, swop it and he's doing it performed, have. 0:09:53.320 --> 0:09:55.400 Twisties, fucking tuna. 0:09:56.080 --> 0:09:56.320 God. 0:09:56.360 --> 0:09:57.880 Anyway, here we go. 0:09:58.080 --> 0:10:00.440 This is tuna and red wine. The first time Mitchell 0:10:00.480 --> 0:10:02.240 Coobs's Oh he dropped it. 0:10:02.360 --> 0:10:04.040 A little bit of tuna dripped on my good blouse. 0:10:04.040 --> 0:10:07.360 All right, here we go, tune up shop. I haven't 0:10:07.360 --> 0:10:09.880 been tune it for years anyway. Hold on. 0:10:13.600 --> 0:10:14.240 Kind of works. 0:10:14.440 --> 0:10:17.559 Oh my, I think Ian's under something. 0:10:17.600 --> 0:10:22.720 Oh my god, you can take a boy out of 0:10:22.720 --> 0:10:25.480 the country. You can't take the country out of a boy. 0:10:25.880 --> 0:10:27.280 I can't believe you're all gonna leave me hanging. 0:10:27.480 --> 0:10:30.840 Yeah, well, I will go into anaphal axis for the show. 0:10:32.080 --> 0:10:33.760 I'll have some red wine. Then why don't I kiss 0:10:33.800 --> 0:10:35.800 you and get the tuna flavor. 0:10:35.600 --> 0:10:38.400 That You'll still have a reaction, wouldn't you mild just 0:10:38.440 --> 0:10:41.800 from the kiss. The tuner after taste is the worst bit. 0:10:41.920 --> 0:10:44.320 Actually, Oh, I can smell it too. 0:10:45.559 --> 0:10:46.360 I'm gonna get rid of that. 0:10:46.360 --> 0:10:52.600 Hold on, Jenny. He's leaving the studio. That was sickening rightly, 0:10:52.679 --> 0:10:55.040 so I can still smell it. 0:10:55.040 --> 0:10:55.760 It's so cool. 0:10:55.920 --> 0:10:58.199 I think it's in the mesh of the chair. Yeah, 0:10:58.280 --> 0:11:01.160 Jackie Oh's microphone sticks of cigarettes because that's all she does, 0:11:01.240 --> 0:11:03.360 and talks into it, so mitches Michae will forever speak 0:11:03.559 --> 0:11:06.200 and tastes like you know, he's better here he is. 0:11:06.320 --> 0:11:07.400 It's chucked it in the kitchen. 0:11:08.160 --> 0:11:12.520 Oh problem, that's for the afternoon show. Ready for my agent, 0:11:12.640 --> 0:11:22.720 let's go last is it just me? Are you hanging 0:11:22.800 --> 0:11:25.240 out for the family gossip at Christmas this year? 0:11:25.640 --> 0:11:26.040 Oh? 0:11:26.160 --> 0:11:28.640 God, I don't think there even is any get this. 0:11:28.720 --> 0:11:31.040 It's been a huge year last year. You couldn't get 0:11:31.080 --> 0:11:32.040 together for Christmas. 0:11:32.160 --> 0:11:33.240 This is like two. 0:11:33.120 --> 0:11:35.160 Years worth of family gold. 0:11:36.120 --> 0:11:39.000 Yeah. I mean my family are just that. Don't really 0:11:39.000 --> 0:11:40.640 give you much gossip. It's just going to be the 0:11:40.679 --> 0:11:43.240 same conversation I've had on repeat for ten years. How 0:11:43.240 --> 0:11:43.560 have you been? 0:11:43.640 --> 0:11:43.800 Yeah? 0:11:43.840 --> 0:11:43.960 Good? 0:11:44.160 --> 0:11:47.280 What about you? Yeah, you're still doing your This is 0:11:47.280 --> 0:11:48.679 what one of my auntie says to me. She has 0:11:48.720 --> 0:11:50.800 no idea what I do. She goes, you're still doing 0:11:50.840 --> 0:11:54.839 your your graphics. I'm like, yeah, still doing the. 0:11:54.760 --> 0:11:57.199 Graphics like you're sitting on fucking word art. Older. 0:11:57.240 --> 0:11:58.679 Yeah, kid picks. 0:12:00.320 --> 0:12:02.559 What are your parents know that your family talk to you, Jennifer. 0:12:02.559 --> 0:12:03.120 Do they know what you do? 0:12:03.679 --> 0:12:03.800 Oh? 0:12:03.920 --> 0:12:07.000 They say, how's the journalism? And first of all, I 0:12:07.040 --> 0:12:08.560 don't do And he said. 0:12:08.360 --> 0:12:10.400 Well, some ass I'll try to make me eat china 0:12:10.480 --> 0:12:13.600 and goons. So it's going right, EXTEP is going to 0:12:13.640 --> 0:12:14.160 good use. 0:12:14.480 --> 0:12:16.200 None of them give a shit about my career. They 0:12:16.200 --> 0:12:20.360 care about the periphery, the people around me. Dad, how's Coombsie? Mate? 0:12:20.400 --> 0:12:22.360 He's killing it. He's got shows. How do we get 0:12:22.360 --> 0:12:23.720 tickets to Kumsie show? 0:12:23.960 --> 0:12:24.640 Did you tell him? 0:12:24.720 --> 0:12:26.040 Yeah? Mom and Dady come in the book tickets. 0:12:26.080 --> 0:12:27.480 Oh my god, that's hilarious. I did not know that. 0:12:27.559 --> 0:12:28.320 Do you want to tell you? 0:12:28.320 --> 0:12:28.480 No? 0:12:28.720 --> 0:12:31.240 Oh, Mum and Dad book tickets? Well, mum to myek show. 0:12:31.360 --> 0:12:34.440 Mum bless her sent me a screenshot on Instagram DMS 0:12:34.559 --> 0:12:36.920 of your posts about your life shows and she said, 0:12:36.960 --> 0:12:38.360 I'd love to book tickets. How do I do it? 0:12:38.400 --> 0:12:40.520 So I walked her through it on FaceTime. Her and 0:12:40.640 --> 0:12:43.400 dad or maybe her and her and my sister will go. 0:12:44.320 --> 0:12:45.400 They will definitely be there. 0:12:45.400 --> 0:12:49.240 But yeah, fabulous. I reckon that just based off knowing you. 0:12:49.320 --> 0:12:52.600 I think we just have very different Christmas lunches because 0:12:52.800 --> 0:12:57.720 your family seemed to love each other. No, my family do. 0:12:57.880 --> 0:13:01.720 We do, but we're not much of chatters, you know. Yeah, 0:13:01.720 --> 0:13:04.480 it's not much to talk about really, and so by 0:13:04.480 --> 0:13:06.439 the time we get to the big family lunch with 0:13:06.480 --> 0:13:08.320 all the aunts and uncles and cousins, it's usually like 0:13:08.440 --> 0:13:10.680 checking them watching, like fuck, can we go and it's 0:13:10.720 --> 0:13:13.640 the best because now that my sister has kids, we 0:13:13.800 --> 0:13:15.560 use that as an excuse. Oh, I've got to put 0:13:15.600 --> 0:13:17.480 Anna down for a nap. We've got to go early, 0:13:17.520 --> 0:13:18.320 and I'm like, I'll drive. 0:13:18.760 --> 0:13:19.200 So yeah. 0:13:19.320 --> 0:13:22.280 It's actually not that I don't love them dearly, not 0:13:22.320 --> 0:13:23.760 that I wouldn't go to war for them, but I'm 0:13:23.760 --> 0:13:25.240 just like, it's just a bit awkward. 0:13:25.520 --> 0:13:27.800 Yeah, but I think your family showed their love through 0:13:27.880 --> 0:13:31.680 actions where minus the words. My family would not never 0:13:31.800 --> 0:13:33.640 bail me out of prison if they needed to, but 0:13:33.679 --> 0:13:35.800 they'd answer the phone call and they'd pass it on 0:13:35.840 --> 0:13:38.160 and they'd add Uncle Adrian in and they'd oh, we've 0:13:38.160 --> 0:13:40.520 got to tell Karen. They just love the gossip. 0:13:40.920 --> 0:13:42.760 What's the goss? What are your reckons gonna happen? In 0:13:42.800 --> 0:13:43.120 the Jerry? 0:13:43.480 --> 0:13:46.199 We've had two divorces and a death. What there's a 0:13:46.280 --> 0:13:47.520 lot happening in the last. 0:13:47.320 --> 0:13:49.240 Only so much gossip you can do about a death. 0:13:49.320 --> 0:13:51.800 Oh no, it would just be the drama. It wasn't 0:13:51.880 --> 0:13:54.439 there out the outcry, the sad and what happened in 0:13:54.440 --> 0:13:56.760 the last final days and the funerals sow. We could 0:13:56.840 --> 0:13:57.520 not go COVID all. 0:13:57.559 --> 0:14:01.000 So when you say gossip, you've been grieving. Can't wait? 0:14:01.240 --> 0:14:02.240 Sorry, I got there confused. 0:14:02.320 --> 0:14:08.720 Yeah, you're listening to is it just me? 0:14:09.320 --> 0:14:10.280 Love the podcast? 0:14:10.360 --> 0:14:11.120 But what more? 0:14:11.240 --> 0:14:12.480 In between episodes? 0:14:12.679 --> 0:14:16.040 You can follow the show online as a couple of mitches. 0:14:16.400 --> 0:14:18.880 All right, get in touch at a couple of mitches 0:14:18.920 --> 0:14:20.880 on Instagram. We will be checking over the break, Mitch. 0:14:20.960 --> 0:14:22.640 I believe we'll be checking the Yeah, you've got to 0:14:22.640 --> 0:14:23.120 bank them up. 0:14:23.240 --> 0:14:23.720 Yeah, that's right. 0:14:23.800 --> 0:14:24.040 Ya? 0:14:24.400 --> 0:14:26.880 Is it just used? These are? Is it just means 0:14:26.920 --> 0:14:28.240 of your own? So you just heard Mitch and I 0:14:28.280 --> 0:14:29.920 do one. If you've got one, send it in the 0:14:29.920 --> 0:14:31.840 form of a voice message to a couple of mitches 0:14:31.840 --> 0:14:33.280 and we might play it on the air before we 0:14:33.320 --> 0:14:35.320 do those. Sorry, Sam, we didn't even ask you. What 0:14:35.360 --> 0:14:36.120 are you doing for Christmas? 0:14:36.160 --> 0:14:38.320 What's your pony? Goths at the Christmas table? 0:14:38.920 --> 0:14:40.800 This is the problem, right is I've got all this 0:14:40.880 --> 0:14:43.440 extended family you haven't seen for twenty years and they 0:14:43.600 --> 0:14:46.160 just said, yeah, all all do we ever talk about? 0:14:46.320 --> 0:14:48.560 Is this other family that I don't know? 0:14:49.160 --> 0:14:52.360 Everyone are back in the UKR Have you heard from 0:14:52.440 --> 0:14:53.160 her recently? 0:14:53.400 --> 0:14:53.920 I don't care. 0:14:54.080 --> 0:14:55.920 I raise your hand if you have an untie donner 0:14:56.680 --> 0:14:58.720 no no two for two for four. 0:14:58.840 --> 0:15:01.880 That's really Jenna that surprises me. Donna from Dubbo. What 0:15:01.880 --> 0:15:03.720 a fucking an opportunity. 0:15:03.880 --> 0:15:04.160 I know. 0:15:04.440 --> 0:15:06.640 No Donna from Dubbo would have a Habitashery store on 0:15:06.680 --> 0:15:10.040 the main street of Dubbo Crabatashie donas. It's like bed 0:15:10.080 --> 0:15:11.440 sheets and trinkets. 0:15:11.040 --> 0:15:13.640 Isn't it's trinkets trinkets. 0:15:13.120 --> 0:15:16.640 Yeah, skincare trays And did. 0:15:16.520 --> 0:15:19.320 You get this off pencil from the Habitdashie section? Is 0:15:19.320 --> 0:15:20.120 that a trinket or not. 0:15:21.600 --> 0:15:23.080 It? Don't you say. 0:15:24.560 --> 0:15:24.680 No? 0:15:24.760 --> 0:15:25.600 You can't die? 0:15:26.560 --> 0:15:26.600 No? 0:15:27.440 --> 0:15:30.840 Don't you look like you're going to burst a vein 0:15:30.960 --> 0:15:31.640 in your forest. 0:15:32.280 --> 0:15:34.120 I could hear the fibers in my wrists. 0:15:35.200 --> 0:15:37.160 Yeah no, don't try that again, and I can press 0:15:37.200 --> 0:15:38.200 the screen to you. 0:15:38.240 --> 0:15:40.600 Hear Henry. I don't give a If. 0:15:40.520 --> 0:15:44.280 The name correct, we need we need to give them 0:15:44.280 --> 0:15:47.600 a really special, enthusiastic shout out to make up for 0:15:47.640 --> 0:15:49.920 the fact that you've been sucking up everyone's names every week. 0:15:50.000 --> 0:15:53.920 Habitas name, What is it? Harry? 0:15:54.280 --> 0:15:55.040 Is it actually Harry? 0:15:55.280 --> 0:15:55.480 Harry? 0:15:55.680 --> 0:15:56.320 What did you say? 0:15:58.120 --> 0:16:00.000 It's Harry Lodge at the Harry Lodge. If you want 0:16:00.080 --> 0:16:03.200 hello Harry me who is quite cutege all right? Harry 0:16:03.200 --> 0:16:05.360 Lodge has this the final Is it just you for 0:16:05.440 --> 0:16:05.880 the year? 0:16:06.640 --> 0:16:07.080 Is it just me? 0:16:07.280 --> 0:16:10.200 Or is there nothing more distressing and more worrying than 0:16:10.200 --> 0:16:13.800 when somebody doesn't reply to your text messages or snapchats 0:16:13.880 --> 0:16:16.600 or anything within like five ten minutes? Like I'm not 0:16:16.640 --> 0:16:19.400 talking about Joe blow from like next door neighbor, I 0:16:19.400 --> 0:16:22.080 mean like your best buds. Like I know, if my 0:16:22.160 --> 0:16:25.680 best mate doesn't reply to me within like ten fifteen minutes, 0:16:26.160 --> 0:16:28.080 I begin to panic, Like do I need to call 0:16:28.080 --> 0:16:30.640 emergency services? Do I need to get the sees to 0:16:30.680 --> 0:16:33.560 do like a missing person search? Do we need a 0:16:33.560 --> 0:16:34.440 search party out there? 0:16:35.040 --> 0:16:37.600 I mean that definitely is things more traumatizing. 0:16:37.840 --> 0:16:40.160 Do you have any fines I would have gotten for 0:16:40.280 --> 0:16:42.960 like incorrect use of emergency services? If I called triple 0:16:43.000 --> 0:16:46.400 there every time you'd ghosted me? Oh fucking hell, couldn't 0:16:46.400 --> 0:16:48.400 pay your bills because you ignore me all the time. 0:16:48.400 --> 0:16:49.800 But I know, I know what it's like because I 0:16:49.840 --> 0:16:50.920 do the same you do. 0:16:51.240 --> 0:16:53.040 We don't do it intentionally. We're busy people. 0:16:53.160 --> 0:16:55.760 Yeah, it's like if there's a window of opportunity where 0:16:55.760 --> 0:16:58.680 we're both not busy, yes we will text every fifteen seconds, 0:16:58.720 --> 0:17:00.920 but then we can go fucking days without saying it. 0:17:01.200 --> 0:17:04.439 We got Gangbusters and then just never get like a 0:17:04.480 --> 0:17:06.560 married couple of sex, like go go go why at 0:17:06.600 --> 0:17:10.560 a time? Then we start, you go to your thing? Yeah, yeah, literally, 0:17:11.200 --> 0:17:13.240 there you go, Harry, But no, I don't freak out. 0:17:13.280 --> 0:17:16.359 I think that's a not This isn't negative. But I 0:17:16.359 --> 0:17:17.600 think that's a young person thing. 0:17:17.800 --> 0:17:18.639 It is, isn't it. 0:17:19.040 --> 0:17:21.320 I used to think, what the fuck are they doing? 0:17:21.320 --> 0:17:25.920 But people have groceries to buy and children to look after, 0:17:26.040 --> 0:17:28.919 and exercise to do and work to do, and their stress. 0:17:29.040 --> 0:17:31.199 Like I do not think the TikTok I sent them 0:17:31.280 --> 0:17:33.760 as is as important as making sure their grandma gets 0:17:33.760 --> 0:17:34.720 a wonder white. 0:17:34.520 --> 0:17:36.840 Yeah, I think it is. I used to be like 0:17:36.840 --> 0:17:38.440 that when I was young. I'd be like, they were 0:17:38.440 --> 0:17:40.639 on nine to fifteen minutes ago when I sent my 0:17:40.680 --> 0:17:44.520 message thirty minutes to go. How dare they now? I'm like, Okay, 0:17:44.520 --> 0:17:47.040 maybe they were online fifteen minutes ago because they're sister's 0:17:47.080 --> 0:17:49.240 having a crisis and she called you. Literally, I'm not 0:17:49.280 --> 0:17:50.160 a priority right now. 0:17:50.320 --> 0:17:52.000 Or they just want to sit and stare at a wall. 0:17:53.040 --> 0:17:55.600 Are we to judge? I discovered a feature on Instagram 0:17:55.640 --> 0:17:57.960 the other day sound like I'm a pioneer like Captain Cook. 0:17:58.119 --> 0:18:01.800 I just got an a feature and. 0:18:01.760 --> 0:18:03.760 You can wave your overdyed pencil at me. 0:18:06.119 --> 0:18:10.320 Back end, I have fedual you can. You can disable 0:18:10.359 --> 0:18:13.240 the green button on your Instagram so you know when you. 0:18:13.200 --> 0:18:14.960 Message you're online. 0:18:15.080 --> 0:18:17.320 Yeah. So now if someone sends me a message and 0:18:17.320 --> 0:18:18.639 I can see it, because you know, you can also 0:18:19.040 --> 0:18:21.320 unsee your message. So someone will send me a message, 0:18:21.359 --> 0:18:23.520 I'll view it and then quickly unview it. 0:18:23.440 --> 0:18:25.520 And before they get the rag on saying you left 0:18:25.520 --> 0:18:26.200 me on red. 0:18:26.119 --> 0:18:29.240 Yeah, not hitting, Yeah, and exactly. And plus they can't 0:18:29.240 --> 0:18:30.960 see the green line, so they just don't know. So 0:18:31.080 --> 0:18:32.360 you can turn that off in settings. 0:18:32.400 --> 0:18:35.320 Good tip, Well you really just learned to cover your tracks. 0:18:35.359 --> 0:18:36.000 That's a flaky. 0:18:37.240 --> 0:18:39.440 Also, learn that if you kill a body, use lime 0:18:40.400 --> 0:18:42.840 in the ditch. Yeah, yeah you did, Jenner. 0:18:42.880 --> 0:18:47.879 And if you're going to split someone's throat, don't wear white. 0:18:46.640 --> 0:18:50.320 Man and bit the body, don't burn it. Move the teeth, yes, 0:18:50.600 --> 0:18:56.520 remove the teeth, because then you can't be tracked exactly right, 0:18:56.840 --> 0:18:59.960 guess Harry, have a great Christmas with the fan. 0:19:00.560 --> 0:19:03.040 Yeah, keep the dms coming. We'll have plenty for next year, 0:19:03.040 --> 0:19:03.800 won't we of course. 0:19:03.840 --> 0:19:05.479 And Jenna, are you planning on because Mitch and I 0:19:05.520 --> 0:19:07.880 are fully removed from the Jenner side show. 0:19:07.960 --> 0:19:10.879 Well what where both of us? I said, I'm fully removed. 0:19:10.880 --> 0:19:12.720 I was hoping there'd be someone with common sense. 0:19:12.760 --> 0:19:15.760 Now I'm partially producing, I'm simply setting up the studio 0:19:15.800 --> 0:19:16.760 and I'm fucking off. 0:19:17.200 --> 0:19:19.680 Oh yeah, it's not a disaster. 0:19:19.800 --> 0:19:22.520 Time will tell. All right, are we ready for one 0:19:22.560 --> 0:19:25.399 of our favorite segments? We thought we have to. We 0:19:25.480 --> 0:19:28.800 simply have to end the show with a final Talkback 0:19:28.800 --> 0:19:33.040 Tings for the year. This is a. 0:19:33.000 --> 0:19:36.000 Very special edition of Talkback Tings. Usually we bring you 0:19:36.040 --> 0:19:38.399 the bits of gold that we hear on talkback radio 0:19:38.800 --> 0:19:41.359 just for your enjoyment. But now we've sat down with 0:19:41.440 --> 0:19:43.760 one of the people who we've spoken about many times 0:19:43.800 --> 0:19:47.240 behind their bag. Yeah, mister John Laws, the king of 0:19:47.280 --> 0:19:51.520 talkback in Australia. You would know him from our podcast Open. 0:19:51.600 --> 0:19:53.000 It's this guy. 0:19:52.800 --> 0:19:58.680 Bring Pikes Nurseries, Nursery, Pikes, p y k E. 0:19:58.880 --> 0:20:00.600 S Hey, why. 0:20:01.920 --> 0:20:03.000 He is in kill? 0:20:03.440 --> 0:20:03.680 Hey? 0:20:03.800 --> 0:20:04.000 Why? 0:20:05.840 --> 0:20:06.199 Okay? 0:20:07.040 --> 0:20:10.040 God, he's good, isn't he. That's classic John Laws? 0:20:10.160 --> 0:20:12.800 And so we got to sit down with him. And 0:20:12.840 --> 0:20:15.720 how that came about was, remember we tried to prank 0:20:15.760 --> 0:20:18.679 call him as during one of our talk back teams Higment. 0:20:18.800 --> 0:20:20.760 We got Dot, my alter ego, to do it. 0:20:20.880 --> 0:20:23.119 Yes, you tried to get through as an old lady 0:20:23.160 --> 0:20:25.200 in disguise, and this is what happened. 0:20:28.560 --> 0:20:29.080 Morning show. 0:20:29.520 --> 0:20:31.399 Your name good morning Dot? 0:20:33.200 --> 0:20:34.040 Excuse spil that. 0:20:34.080 --> 0:20:38.720 Out for me? D O T Dot? And how old 0:20:38.720 --> 0:20:45.080 are you? I'm eighty three, Mitch? What do you mean 0:20:45.119 --> 0:20:45.639 by Mitch? 0:20:46.320 --> 0:20:50.239 Mitch? I think no, I don't know. 0:20:52.000 --> 0:20:53.119 Put me through to John. 0:20:53.240 --> 0:20:53.640 Please. 0:20:54.400 --> 0:20:56.560 I can't put you through to John. He doesn't like you. 0:20:56.760 --> 0:20:59.680 Hey, darling, if we can't get through as Dot, can 0:20:59.720 --> 0:21:01.760 you tea up in an interview with John Laws and our podcast? 0:21:01.840 --> 0:21:02.680 We'd love to have him. 0:21:03.000 --> 0:21:04.080 I can give it a red hot shot. 0:21:04.640 --> 0:21:05.240 Thanks, Darlin. 0:21:05.359 --> 0:21:08.120 All right, do see you guys. You don't ask, you. 0:21:08.080 --> 0:21:10.720 Don't get That's exactly right, and any normal person would 0:21:10.720 --> 0:21:13.399 just let that slide. But because I am Mitchell Komb's 0:21:13.440 --> 0:21:16.399 the pesky bitch, I helped the producer to that. And 0:21:16.480 --> 0:21:19.320 originally all I wanted was a surprise phone call for 0:21:19.359 --> 0:21:22.320 you on your birthday. But apparently what I'm told is 0:21:22.640 --> 0:21:25.960 John listened to our podcast. I suspect someone would have 0:21:26.000 --> 0:21:28.359 played it. To him because hello, he's not going to 0:21:28.400 --> 0:21:30.080 be able to put on a podcast no, And he 0:21:30.080 --> 0:21:33.800 heard that Pike's nursery grab that we play in the opener, 0:21:34.119 --> 0:21:36.679 and apparently we passed the vibe check just because of that. 0:21:37.000 --> 0:21:38.720 He just heard that we were using his old audio 0:21:38.760 --> 0:21:40.960 and just went so funny, Yep, bring them in. I 0:21:41.000 --> 0:21:42.320 don't want to talk to them on the phone. Bring 0:21:42.359 --> 0:21:44.240 them in. So we had to wait until after lockdown, 0:21:44.640 --> 0:21:46.160 and so it finally happened. 0:21:46.320 --> 0:21:46.480 Oh. 0:21:46.920 --> 0:21:49.160 I just want to preface this by saying I hate awkwardness, 0:21:49.440 --> 0:21:51.320 and I normally have full control in an interview because 0:21:51.320 --> 0:21:53.080 I do interviews for it, like at my job, So 0:21:53.359 --> 0:21:54.719 just go in there. I know what I'm doing. But 0:21:55.000 --> 0:21:57.760 being on the other side having John Law sitting there 0:21:57.800 --> 0:22:01.200 staring at you with very, very measured breas and eye 0:22:01.200 --> 0:22:04.720 blinks like he's in full manual mode, it was really intimidating. 0:22:04.760 --> 0:22:08.840 It was Meanwhile, I love awkwardness, however I hate shit 0:22:08.960 --> 0:22:12.000 audio quality, which is why I was so caught off 0:22:12.040 --> 0:22:14.240 guard when we visited the King of Talk Back and 0:22:14.280 --> 0:22:16.520 they said to us, we've only got one guest mark. 0:22:16.520 --> 0:22:17.439 You'll just have to share it. 0:22:17.600 --> 0:22:20.560 You have to lean into the mind oh yeah, yeah. 0:22:20.280 --> 0:22:22.040 So that's why we sound all echoey and shit. I 0:22:22.040 --> 0:22:24.560 feel that might actually be a tactic from John. He 0:22:24.640 --> 0:22:26.680 just wants everyone to sound a little bit more inferior 0:22:26.720 --> 0:22:27.080 to him. 0:22:27.240 --> 0:22:30.520 Mitch and I were sharing. It was fun, but it 0:22:30.640 --> 0:22:31.240 was still. 0:22:31.080 --> 0:22:33.280 An absolute honor. We made that mistake. 0:22:33.359 --> 0:22:36.200 We end up going through his back catalogs of music. 0:22:36.480 --> 0:22:39.760 Yeah, he pulled out his CD. He has bloody music. 0:22:39.800 --> 0:22:40.520 Did you guys know that? 0:22:41.280 --> 0:22:43.280 Did he legitimately have a stack of CD? Yeah? 0:22:43.280 --> 0:22:43.960 With all his music? 0:22:44.720 --> 0:22:47.320 Apparently he has many albums, like more than ten. 0:22:47.520 --> 0:22:49.159 We almost I think we said at some point, oh, 0:22:49.240 --> 0:22:50.680 can we grab one to play in the podcast, and 0:22:50.720 --> 0:22:52.040 they were not, you can't take these. These are the 0:22:52.040 --> 0:22:52.560 only coffee. 0:22:52.600 --> 0:22:55.280 So yeah, you'll hear it in the interview. He had 0:22:55.320 --> 0:22:58.200 to get his assistant, who was called the mother Superior. 0:22:58.400 --> 0:23:00.119 She had to bloody burn the CD and senate to 0:23:00.119 --> 0:23:01.679 me later, and he didn't play it to us. 0:23:01.720 --> 0:23:06.600 I will say that Jenna and Sam, much to my stress, 0:23:06.640 --> 0:23:09.000 Mitch did ask the question that we ask every guest 0:23:09.680 --> 0:23:11.480 you know, eighty how old is John. 0:23:11.320 --> 0:23:12.359 Laws eighty six? 0:23:12.920 --> 0:23:16.080 Mitchell asked an eighty six year old to add to 0:23:16.119 --> 0:23:20.040 our list of things better than drugs, and Dick I 0:23:20.080 --> 0:23:21.080 did no. 0:23:21.240 --> 0:23:22.840 Why would I break the rules for him? I ask 0:23:22.880 --> 0:23:25.199 every guest. I also offered him a vape like I 0:23:25.240 --> 0:23:27.919 wasn't there, John and I would vibe. 0:23:27.640 --> 0:23:31.720 Me, Mitch. Mitch tried to kill John Laws. You aren't 0:23:31.840 --> 0:23:34.360 like g eyes Jay, Yeah. 0:23:34.200 --> 0:23:36.159 Like you know how I felt like a fly in 0:23:36.200 --> 0:23:38.639 the wall during that tivert As interview because he couldn't 0:23:38.640 --> 0:23:41.880 stand me opposite John and I were vibing. Mitch thought 0:23:41.920 --> 0:23:42.600 that he hated him. 0:23:42.600 --> 0:23:45.440 Mitch vibes with wide misogynistic men, and I vibe with 0:23:45.760 --> 0:23:50.359 young gardsly men. 0:23:50.400 --> 0:23:52.640 We also spoke about that Awardi one recently. 0:23:52.680 --> 0:23:55.000 You know what was it again, the Kennedy Ward lifetime achievement. 0:23:55.080 --> 0:23:56.880 Yeah, it was quite sad. He gave his speech about 0:23:56.920 --> 0:23:59.200 how he lost his wife Caroline on stage and. 0:23:59.160 --> 0:24:00.679 A good friend of good met your friend that was 0:24:00.680 --> 0:24:03.040 in the industry for years. Look, it was a really 0:24:03.040 --> 0:24:04.480 long chat. It was an enjoyable chat. 0:24:04.560 --> 0:24:06.960 Towards the end, like maybe the last three minutes. It 0:24:07.000 --> 0:24:09.680 is when he was trying to make it awkward on purpose, 0:24:09.720 --> 0:24:12.000 and I loved it because I love that shit. But 0:24:12.040 --> 0:24:14.159 you were just like panicking, Oh hat I didn't know 0:24:14.160 --> 0:24:14.679 what was going on. 0:24:14.760 --> 0:24:16.600 You know, sometimes I thought I'd really offended him, but 0:24:16.680 --> 0:24:19.720 Mitch assured me that that's his sarcasm, any sense of humor, 0:24:19.880 --> 0:24:22.840 which for anyone else, and he sprightly thirty year old, 0:24:22.880 --> 0:24:24.800 there'd be a beat and they'd go, no, just pull 0:24:24.800 --> 0:24:26.480 on your leg. But there were many beats. 0:24:26.600 --> 0:24:28.600 You clearly aren't as much of a diehard Laws and 0:24:28.640 --> 0:24:29.600 eight or as I am. 0:24:30.200 --> 0:24:30.520 Laws. 0:24:31.560 --> 0:24:33.840 Yeah no, I'm not T shirt. 0:24:33.880 --> 0:24:36.920 I'm more of a Johnson. That's Alan Jans team right. 0:24:37.200 --> 0:24:40.080 Anyway, without further ado, here it is. I'll sit down 0:24:40.080 --> 0:24:42.040 with John Laws. 0:24:48.119 --> 0:24:56.919 Hollo world. I'm John Laws, John Laws. 0:24:57.600 --> 0:24:59.040 Yeah, mate, how are you welcome to the show? 0:24:59.200 --> 0:25:00.600 A bigger pardon, welcome to the show. 0:25:00.600 --> 0:25:01.439 It's great to have you here. 0:25:01.480 --> 0:25:03.480 It's my show, is it our show? 0:25:03.560 --> 0:25:05.840 Is you're on our show? We're on yours? 0:25:06.200 --> 0:25:06.760 I mean you're. 0:25:06.600 --> 0:25:09.240 Welcome to No, No, that's one of the rules. This 0:25:09.480 --> 0:25:12.919 always remains the John Lord Show. Okay, you're a visitor 0:25:12.960 --> 0:25:16.160 and you're very welcome, thank you, But it's the John 0:25:16.200 --> 0:25:17.800 Lord Show. If you could keep that in mind, I'd 0:25:17.840 --> 0:25:18.840 be extremely grateful. 0:25:18.960 --> 0:25:19.480 Got it on it. 0:25:19.560 --> 0:25:23.159 Well, we're actually here in the fortress, so this is 0:25:23.200 --> 0:25:27.119 your territory. What was your useless piece of information for today? 0:25:27.880 --> 0:25:28.320 Every show? 0:25:28.320 --> 0:25:30.200 How could I remember three hours ago? Oh? 0:25:30.240 --> 0:25:30.440 Really? 0:25:30.520 --> 0:25:31.879 You just spunch it up, get rid of it. 0:25:31.920 --> 0:25:33.359 Well, you've got to listen if you want to hear 0:25:33.400 --> 0:25:36.960 the useless information. Now, what are you charming people doing 0:25:37.000 --> 0:25:37.960 here in my studio? 0:25:38.280 --> 0:25:40.960 Well, we're big fans, John, We've been We've been in 0:25:40.960 --> 0:25:44.240 the industry for six years, five years, so a little 0:25:44.560 --> 0:25:47.399 dot compared to yours. Yeah, we're die hard fans. We 0:25:47.480 --> 0:25:51.239 work inside Kiss so alongside Kyle Sandalans, who you know 0:25:51.960 --> 0:25:54.200 really takes a lot of his inspiration from you. 0:25:54.400 --> 0:25:57.679 Oh he does, doesn't he He's taken everything from me everything, 0:25:57.720 --> 0:26:01.080 the mic, a gold microphone, the head and the rolls, 0:26:01.119 --> 0:26:04.639 Royce Carr, the lot, the lot. He hasn't got a 0:26:04.680 --> 0:26:08.280 single genuine original thought and he's rather lovely. 0:26:08.400 --> 0:26:09.639 Yet are you a fan of Kyle? 0:26:10.160 --> 0:26:12.880 I like him. I like Kyle. Don't underestimate Kyle. 0:26:12.920 --> 0:26:15.320 He's pretty bright, He's good at what he does. 0:26:15.600 --> 0:26:18.000 They've been chatting a lot on Kyle and Jackie I 0:26:18.080 --> 0:26:21.160 Show recently about the fact that a lot of people 0:26:21.640 --> 0:26:24.040 suspect that Kyle could be secretly gay. 0:26:24.200 --> 0:26:25.879 What do he means secretly. 0:26:27.040 --> 0:26:29.400 They were telling him that you do come across that way. 0:26:29.440 --> 0:26:31.680 At a glance, some people might suspect that you're gay. 0:26:32.240 --> 0:26:33.200 What do you think of that? 0:26:33.359 --> 0:26:37.000 I don't think so, And it wouldn't matter if he was, wouldn't. 0:26:37.240 --> 0:26:40.080 I like Kyle. I get on very well with Kyle. 0:26:40.560 --> 0:26:43.880 He and I are friends. Yeah, you know, you've got 0:26:43.880 --> 0:26:47.720 to be careful. That probably was a sweeping statement, But yes, 0:26:47.880 --> 0:26:50.280 we're kind of friends. Am I having lunch with Kyle 0:26:50.359 --> 0:26:54.040 or something? Soon? We're better organize that. I like having 0:26:54.119 --> 0:26:56.720 lunch with it. I find him music, and I find 0:26:56.760 --> 0:26:59.159 him also a very genuine bloke. I think if you 0:26:59.160 --> 0:27:01.480 were in trouble, you could turned to Kyle and he'd 0:27:01.480 --> 0:27:03.400 do his best. It mightn't be very good, but he'd 0:27:03.400 --> 0:27:03.960 do his best. 0:27:04.000 --> 0:27:04.760 I think so too. 0:27:04.840 --> 0:27:07.760 Yeah. Have you had a long lunch with Kyle recently? 0:27:07.960 --> 0:27:08.920 I have prayed a few. 0:27:09.040 --> 0:27:11.280 How long are the long lunches by the way? 0:27:12.600 --> 0:27:16.960 Nine or ten hours? God, jeez, that's a lie, probably thirteen. 0:27:17.119 --> 0:27:20.120 Do you drink of these long lunches? You drinking these days? 0:27:21.200 --> 0:27:22.960 Am I what drinking? Like? 0:27:23.080 --> 0:27:24.280 You have a wine drinking? 0:27:24.960 --> 0:27:27.040 Jesus is the pope praying? Of course? 0:27:28.080 --> 0:27:30.640 Do you know, one thing that Kyle claims as he's 0:27:30.640 --> 0:27:33.320 big claim to fame is that his first radio gig 0:27:33.440 --> 0:27:37.800 was paneling your show in Townville or something. That's also 0:27:37.920 --> 0:27:40.640 my claim. Two PK in Parks when I was doing 0:27:40.640 --> 0:27:42.600 work experience, I had to make sure the ads for 0:27:42.680 --> 0:27:45.000 John Laws were playing in time, all of that. So 0:27:45.080 --> 0:27:45.520 that was my. 0:27:45.520 --> 0:27:49.800 First two PK with Betty Muzzy Chuk who don't you 0:27:49.840 --> 0:27:53.720 remember Betty? The Spicer family owned two PK oh Okay, 0:27:53.840 --> 0:27:59.000 and the daughter or step daughter or daughter in law 0:27:59.119 --> 0:28:03.560 or somebody. Her name was Betty Buzzy Chook and she 0:28:03.800 --> 0:28:06.400 ran the station when I was only there one night. 0:28:06.440 --> 0:28:08.680 I hate you worked at two BIQU Yeah, I did 0:28:08.720 --> 0:28:10.440 one night for one night. What happened? 0:28:11.080 --> 0:28:12.399 They wouldn't let me smoke. 0:28:13.080 --> 0:28:13.679 In the studio? 0:28:14.040 --> 0:28:14.280 Yeah? 0:28:14.600 --> 0:28:15.520 How long ago was that? 0:28:16.520 --> 0:28:20.120 Nineteen fifty four? Probably? 0:28:20.240 --> 0:28:22.120 Okay? Do you still smoke or if you quit? 0:28:22.359 --> 0:28:23.359 Oh? No, I quit ages? 0:28:23.480 --> 0:28:25.280 Oh okay? Would you like to try a vape? 0:28:26.800 --> 0:28:27.960 That's bloody stupid? 0:28:28.760 --> 0:28:29.760 She just hooked on the vapes? 0:28:29.960 --> 0:28:30.840 No, I'm quitting. 0:28:31.520 --> 0:28:34.360 Is it difficult to quit? Why would you take up 0:28:34.359 --> 0:28:37.920 something that is difficult to quit? Well, I think for people, 0:28:37.920 --> 0:28:40.520 I'll tell you why, Yeah, because you're young and stupid. 0:28:40.640 --> 0:28:44.240 No, I can't argue with that. Actually that's completely fair. 0:28:44.280 --> 0:28:47.000 But yeah, I always tell people don't start them because 0:28:47.000 --> 0:28:49.560 they're way easier to get hooked on than cigarettes. There's 0:28:49.600 --> 0:28:53.520 nough this tastes gross to overcome. They're just pleasant from 0:28:53.520 --> 0:28:56.000 the get go, So don't go there. It's always my advice. 0:28:56.280 --> 0:28:58.400 Yeah, well, you're giving very good advice. 0:28:58.560 --> 0:28:59.840 Yeah, do as I say, not as I do. 0:29:00.120 --> 0:29:02.880 You're maturing at an early age. You're giving very good advice. 0:29:03.200 --> 0:29:05.480 Don't do it if it's going to be addictive and expensive. 0:29:05.720 --> 0:29:08.400 Good advice that includes marriage, unless you're very careful. 0:29:09.320 --> 0:29:09.560 John. 0:29:09.600 --> 0:29:11.480 I I was listening to your speech on the way 0:29:11.480 --> 0:29:13.440 here and I saw it live at the Kennedy Awards 0:29:13.440 --> 0:29:16.600 the other night Lifetime Achievement Award, which congratulations, by the way, 0:29:16.600 --> 0:29:19.320 that's very exciting, Thank you. I just loved my life. 0:29:19.440 --> 0:29:22.520 I haven't had the best year this year, so I've 0:29:22.560 --> 0:29:28.160 been particularly I lost my friend Ryan, but I also 0:29:28.280 --> 0:29:28.760 lost my. 0:29:31.160 --> 0:29:36.640 Adorable Carol, who since I was fifteen years old. 0:29:38.480 --> 0:29:42.560 She's gone out of my life. That makes me say 0:29:42.560 --> 0:29:47.000 it in case like this kind of big indifference. Thank 0:29:47.040 --> 0:29:48.120 you all, very very. 0:29:47.960 --> 0:29:48.240 Much for. 0:29:50.000 --> 0:29:52.400 You said that you didn't intend to get into broadcasting, 0:29:52.840 --> 0:29:54.560 So I guess I want to know how did you 0:29:54.600 --> 0:29:55.280 fall into it? 0:29:56.080 --> 0:30:01.840 Well, I was a jackaroo in Ellington in central New 0:30:01.880 --> 0:30:07.040 South Wales and I love being a jacker. I would 0:30:07.040 --> 0:30:08.720 love to be a jacker who again, but I can't 0:30:08.760 --> 0:30:11.920 afford it. But I used to. I used to go 0:30:12.040 --> 0:30:15.400 to the Legacy Ball and the Bachelor's Ball and the 0:30:15.440 --> 0:30:18.920 Spinster's Ball, and they used to get me to do 0:30:19.000 --> 0:30:22.680 a commentary, you know, to introduce people as they came 0:30:22.760 --> 0:30:27.000 in the door. And there was a man there from Awa, 0:30:28.280 --> 0:30:30.560 which were at that time was a huge conglomerate of 0:30:30.640 --> 0:30:34.560 radio stations all over Australia, and he heard me and 0:30:34.600 --> 0:30:37.800 he asked me did I want to get into radio? 0:30:37.840 --> 0:30:40.440 And I wasn't sure. But the man I was working for, 0:30:40.480 --> 0:30:44.120 a wonderful Welsman by the name of Llewellyn Powell. He 0:30:44.200 --> 0:30:45.920 thought it would be a pretty good idea if I 0:30:45.960 --> 0:30:48.080 were to do that, it would get me off his 0:30:48.200 --> 0:30:51.920 property and get me somewhere else. So I just fell 0:30:51.960 --> 0:30:53.840 into it that way and loved. 0:30:53.640 --> 0:30:55.880 It, fell in love with it clearly. Yeah, how long 0:30:55.920 --> 0:30:56.560 have you been doing it? 0:30:56.600 --> 0:30:56.760 Now? 0:30:56.760 --> 0:31:00.680 Because I thought I could google sixty eight years eight 0:31:01.360 --> 0:31:01.800 far out. 0:31:02.000 --> 0:31:03.440 I think it's sixty eight. 0:31:04.920 --> 0:31:05.520 Sixty eight? 0:31:05.600 --> 0:31:11.280 Yeah? Are you taking notes there? I chose you. It 0:31:11.400 --> 0:31:17.040 just shows you how involved that's the Mother Siberia. I'm 0:31:17.040 --> 0:31:20.280 doing a very important interview with two very important young men, 0:31:20.720 --> 0:31:22.480 and she's doing a bloody cross work. 0:31:23.400 --> 0:31:25.560 Jesus, it's so nice to put a face to the 0:31:25.640 --> 0:31:28.040 name the Mother Supiri I here referred to all the 0:31:28.080 --> 0:31:28.840 time on the show. 0:31:29.440 --> 0:31:30.520 Well, are you impressed? 0:31:30.680 --> 0:31:34.320 I am, absolutely, She's pretty much what I envisioned. Actually, yeah, 0:31:34.480 --> 0:31:35.080 is she really? 0:31:35.160 --> 0:31:35.400 Yeah? 0:31:35.440 --> 0:31:37.160 Well, she gave us a talking to before we came in. 0:31:37.240 --> 0:31:38.720 She said you're up to no good. You're going to 0:31:38.760 --> 0:31:40.040 be good and we said, yeah, we'll be right, We're 0:31:40.040 --> 0:31:40.880 on our best behavior. 0:31:41.000 --> 0:31:43.080 Yeah, well that's the way to be. Yeah, that's right, 0:31:43.160 --> 0:31:45.120 all right. So what else do you want to talk about? 0:31:45.320 --> 0:31:46.840 Well, I should have given you heads up before we 0:31:46.840 --> 0:31:48.840 started that on the podcast. I don't know if you're 0:31:49.000 --> 0:31:51.760 much of a swearer, but you're allowed to swear here? 0:31:51.800 --> 0:31:52.600 Do you swear much? 0:31:53.520 --> 0:31:58.640 Don't be fucking stupid? But that word has become almost 0:31:58.720 --> 0:32:01.400 acceptable now around here. She hates it. 0:32:01.640 --> 0:32:03.040 The Mother Superior hates it. 0:32:03.080 --> 0:32:04.440 Doesn't like me swearing at all. 0:32:04.800 --> 0:32:07.600 Would the Mother Superior appreciate being described as a boss bitch, 0:32:07.640 --> 0:32:09.680 because that's what I would think, the Mother Superior is 0:32:10.040 --> 0:32:11.479 a what a boss bitch? 0:32:12.200 --> 0:32:12.840 What's that mean? 0:32:12.920 --> 0:32:15.240 It's a wonderful term. Don't worry, powerful woman. 0:32:15.400 --> 0:32:17.720 Yeah, but it's the word bitch. There. 0:32:17.760 --> 0:32:20.680 It's a term of endearment. It's all about context, back 0:32:20.680 --> 0:32:21.320 and empowering. 0:32:21.720 --> 0:32:23.080 Don't don't use that word. 0:32:23.200 --> 0:32:24.880 My apologies, I take it back, Mother Superior. 0:32:24.960 --> 0:32:25.720 Yeah, take advance. 0:32:26.440 --> 0:32:29.120 Now sixty eight years you said, what's your advice for 0:32:29.200 --> 0:32:31.800 someone like Mitch to last that long in radio? 0:32:32.160 --> 0:32:33.320 It's been seven so far. 0:32:33.880 --> 0:32:40.200 My advice to Mitch give it away? Really yeah, get out, 0:32:40.360 --> 0:32:42.720 get a job as a salesman at Bunnings. 0:32:43.000 --> 0:32:43.240 Yeah. 0:32:43.520 --> 0:32:47.120 No, no, I'll give you very good advice. Enjoy it. 0:32:47.240 --> 0:32:49.160 If you enjoy it, do it. If you don't enjoy it, 0:32:49.160 --> 0:32:54.240 don't do it. And be natural. Don't bullshit, no change 0:32:54.280 --> 0:32:56.560 of voice, no change of attitude. 0:32:57.360 --> 0:32:59.360 Just got to be you authentic. 0:32:59.640 --> 0:33:02.000 Yeah that's well, I don't know how authentic you are, 0:33:02.160 --> 0:33:04.120 but yeah, just be yourself. 0:33:04.200 --> 0:33:06.200 In other words, Now, what happened in the middle because 0:33:06.200 --> 0:33:08.080 you left for a bit, you had a big retirement, 0:33:08.080 --> 0:33:10.600 you were out and then you came back. Yeah, you 0:33:10.640 --> 0:33:11.480 missed it too much. 0:33:11.600 --> 0:33:14.360 I did miss it. I missed it greatly, and I 0:33:14.400 --> 0:33:17.640 got very bored with my own company, even though up 0:33:17.720 --> 0:33:20.200 until that time, I'd been pretty good with my own company. 0:33:20.240 --> 0:33:23.520 I love reading, I love sitting by myself, I love thinking. 0:33:24.360 --> 0:33:26.720 But I did get bored. I did get bored, and 0:33:26.760 --> 0:33:28.600 I thought, you know, it would be fun to go 0:33:28.640 --> 0:33:30.880 and do it again. And it's more fun the second 0:33:30.880 --> 0:33:32.400 time around than it was the first time. 0:33:32.720 --> 0:33:34.520 Really, Yeah, fell back in love with it. 0:33:34.800 --> 0:33:36.640 Yeah, oh no better now. Yeah. 0:33:37.040 --> 0:33:40.000 We like to play on our podcast some bits of 0:33:40.040 --> 0:33:42.479 Gold that happened on talkback radio because we figured that 0:33:42.920 --> 0:33:45.840 our younger listeners might not be listening as often as 0:33:45.880 --> 0:33:48.280 we are, so we're like, if anything good happens, we'll 0:33:48.280 --> 0:33:51.440 tell you. And you've come up many times, including the 0:33:51.440 --> 0:33:56.640 infamous Pike's Nursery incident. That call I really want to 0:33:56.680 --> 0:33:58.920 hear from your point of view. What were you thinking? 0:33:58.960 --> 0:34:01.720 What were you feeling when that call? I just could 0:34:01.720 --> 0:34:03.440 not understand what you were saying. 0:34:03.800 --> 0:34:07.959 Well, I thought this is going to go on forever, 0:34:08.840 --> 0:34:10.960 But then I thought this could be very good radio, 0:34:12.320 --> 0:34:16.680 so I decided to stay with it. And she started 0:34:16.680 --> 0:34:19.720 to understand the humor of it. As we got towards 0:34:19.719 --> 0:34:20.160 the end of. 0:34:20.080 --> 0:34:22.560 The conversation, you reckon that she was in on it too. 0:34:23.080 --> 0:34:25.080 No, no, not in on it, but I think she 0:34:25.160 --> 0:34:28.399 started to understand the humor of it. She wasn't going 0:34:28.440 --> 0:34:32.319 along with it deliberately. She was laughing at herself. It 0:34:32.400 --> 0:34:34.200 was a good call. It was a fun call. 0:34:34.320 --> 0:34:36.640 Yeah, definitely. And it lives on in our podcast as well. 0:34:36.800 --> 0:34:38.880 So at the start of every show, we play the audio. 0:34:38.920 --> 0:34:40.560 That's how we start our show every week. 0:34:40.600 --> 0:34:43.000 You didn't even ask it's on YouTube? Did you know that? 0:34:43.560 --> 0:34:46.440 I don't go to that. I think I can't work computers. 0:34:46.640 --> 0:34:48.960 Oh, well, you're paddling your show right now, aren't you. 0:34:48.960 --> 0:34:50.520 You've got some sort of understanding. 0:34:51.239 --> 0:34:53.960 That's just a board that's got stuff on it, like 0:34:54.040 --> 0:35:00.480 Tom t Hall, bit of music. Here. There you are. 0:35:00.560 --> 0:35:01.600 That's how simple it is. 0:35:01.800 --> 0:35:03.600 Well, who says you can't work at a computer? 0:35:03.880 --> 0:35:04.279 There you go. 0:35:04.920 --> 0:35:05.320 Yeah. 0:35:05.360 --> 0:35:07.880 I don't suppose you're ever going to get to that 0:35:07.960 --> 0:35:10.560 stage where, like a lot of other radio studio is 0:35:10.640 --> 0:35:13.000 like a kiss. You'll have cameras in the room filming it. 0:35:13.840 --> 0:35:16.560 They never You don't want stuff on Facebook. 0:35:16.239 --> 0:35:18.239 Or of course I don't. Of course I don't. I 0:35:18.320 --> 0:35:21.600 do a radio program and I'm a radio broadcaster, and 0:35:21.719 --> 0:35:23.120 that is the limit of my talent. 0:35:23.600 --> 0:35:25.279 Yeah, who else do you listen to? John? Do you 0:35:25.320 --> 0:35:27.040 have any other shows that you listen to? Or do 0:35:27.120 --> 0:35:27.360 you just? 0:35:27.680 --> 0:35:29.759 Do you know what I listened to as soon as 0:35:29.800 --> 0:35:33.239 I leave here? Yeah, midday or whenever I leave in 0:35:34.360 --> 0:35:38.719 ABC Classic. Really I love classical music, and they pay 0:35:38.719 --> 0:35:41.200 a lot of light classical music. They play a lot 0:35:41.200 --> 0:35:43.440 of ballet music, and I love ballet music. I love 0:35:43.480 --> 0:35:46.240 the ballet. So there you are. That's surprised. 0:35:46.239 --> 0:35:48.600 You have you ever podcast? Have you ever? You know 0:35:48.600 --> 0:35:50.080 how to listen to podcasts? You into them? 0:35:50.200 --> 0:35:51.520 No, I don't know how to do that. 0:35:51.719 --> 0:35:53.719 You make a killing? Do you think a podcast by 0:35:53.800 --> 0:35:55.440 John Laws would be huge? 0:35:55.560 --> 0:35:57.759 Does he know that his show with podcasts and every 0:35:57.840 --> 0:35:59.920 day you actually can listen to it as a podcast? 0:36:00.080 --> 0:36:01.120 Podcast? You've got one? 0:36:01.160 --> 0:36:02.200 Yeah, I don't know what. 0:36:02.080 --> 0:36:05.600 It is even You know how Netflix is TV shows 0:36:05.600 --> 0:36:08.400 on demand, podcast a radio shows on demand. That's pretty 0:36:08.480 --> 0:36:10.880 much the basic way of explaining it. And that's what 0:36:10.920 --> 0:36:11.279 we are. 0:36:11.320 --> 0:36:11.400 Like. 0:36:11.440 --> 0:36:13.040 You can't tune in at a certain time to us, 0:36:13.080 --> 0:36:14.719 We're just there whenever you're like, not live. 0:36:15.160 --> 0:36:16.359 No, well it can't be live. 0:36:17.000 --> 0:36:17.200 Nah. 0:36:17.440 --> 0:36:18.319 Are you bored now? 0:36:18.560 --> 0:36:19.239 No, not at all. 0:36:19.320 --> 0:36:21.040 On the slightest, I don't want to bore you. 0:36:21.080 --> 0:36:22.399 No, we're not bored, No, not at all. 0:36:22.440 --> 0:36:22.960 I'm hoving this. 0:36:23.160 --> 0:36:24.880 You know another old job that John used to have, 0:36:24.960 --> 0:36:26.640 Mitch am I right in saying it used to be 0:36:27.160 --> 0:36:29.360 what we call a rouse about in a shearing shed. 0:36:30.080 --> 0:36:31.360 That's exactly what I was. 0:36:31.800 --> 0:36:33.439 What's a rouse about in a shearing shed? 0:36:33.520 --> 0:36:36.400 You pick up the dregs and the shed off the 0:36:36.440 --> 0:36:40.760 tails of the lambs on the DAGs. Yeah, and you also, 0:36:41.120 --> 0:36:43.680 if you're lucky, you get to use the wool press 0:36:43.800 --> 0:36:47.400 a bit, and pressing the wool Let's tough work, but 0:36:47.480 --> 0:36:48.279 it's great fun. 0:36:48.360 --> 0:36:49.520 How long did you do that job? 0:36:49.560 --> 0:36:49.719 For? 0:36:49.960 --> 0:36:50.720 Eighteen months? 0:36:51.600 --> 0:36:54.160 I wouldn't last a day. I was a farm boy, 0:36:54.440 --> 0:36:56.280 raised on a farm. Mom and dad used to always 0:36:56.280 --> 0:36:57.840 try and get me to help out with that stuff. 0:36:57.880 --> 0:36:59.880 But I was like, not for me. I was a 0:37:00.120 --> 0:37:02.000 bit too precious for that. Would that surprising? 0:37:02.239 --> 0:37:06.080 I can tell you're a bit precious. I've detected that. 0:37:06.560 --> 0:37:08.440 But I was smart enough to realize if I do 0:37:08.520 --> 0:37:10.960 that job really badly, they'll stop asking for help, so 0:37:11.000 --> 0:37:12.880 I just kept stuffing up. It was fantastic. 0:37:13.120 --> 0:37:16.120 Yeah, but if you did it well, they'd keep asking 0:37:16.120 --> 0:37:17.600 you to do it, and they would have. But it 0:37:17.600 --> 0:37:19.640 would have been very good for you. All that wool 0:37:19.680 --> 0:37:22.719 press stuff was good. All that woolshared stuff was good. 0:37:22.760 --> 0:37:25.439 And the blokes, the shearers and the mates you'd make 0:37:25.719 --> 0:37:30.839 and the shearers cook sa they could cook. They used 0:37:30.880 --> 0:37:35.120 to cook great stuff, shepherd spie, cottage pie. Yeah. 0:37:35.120 --> 0:37:37.960 But they would bring food to serve. Because I ended 0:37:38.040 --> 0:37:40.600 up when I was no good at the rouse about judies, 0:37:40.600 --> 0:37:43.279 I ended up serving morning tea like I was the 0:37:43.320 --> 0:37:45.600 one giving the food. So they would bring food. 0:37:45.800 --> 0:37:47.839 No, No, they'd cook it there. But yes, they'd bring 0:37:47.840 --> 0:37:49.680 the food with them. Oh they were good too. The 0:37:49.840 --> 0:37:51.880 shed of shearing cooks. Yeah great. 0:37:52.239 --> 0:37:54.560 Yeah, you had a way better sharing shed experience than me. 0:37:54.600 --> 0:37:55.719 It was hell on earth for me. 0:37:56.080 --> 0:37:57.799 Could you tell me she's a country boy? Way looking 0:37:57.840 --> 0:37:59.560 at him? Born and raised it. Where is it Parks? 0:37:59.680 --> 0:38:02.640 Yeah? Yeah, yeah, well it depends which part of the country. 0:38:02.880 --> 0:38:05.279 Have you heard of bogan Gate? It's just near Park 0:38:05.360 --> 0:38:08.799 That's where I'm from. You where bogan Gate. 0:38:09.640 --> 0:38:12.360 I've heard of? I've been to bogan Gate haven't. 0:38:12.160 --> 0:38:14.640 I Have you been to bogan Gate? Is there a 0:38:14.680 --> 0:38:16.360 station in bogen Gate? Meet your radio station? 0:38:16.480 --> 0:38:17.520 Well, passes are like. 0:38:17.600 --> 0:38:20.080 No, no, no no. But I when I went around Australia, 0:38:20.160 --> 0:38:23.200 I wasn't doing radio. I was just going around Australia. 0:38:23.320 --> 0:38:24.560 Yeah, blink and you'll miss it. 0:38:24.640 --> 0:38:27.239 That's It's a very good idea, you know. People. I 0:38:27.280 --> 0:38:30.040 remember my sister as soon as she turned fifteen or something, 0:38:30.400 --> 0:38:32.520 all she talked about was going to England. She just 0:38:32.560 --> 0:38:35.480 wanted Everybody wanted to go to England. Nobody by the 0:38:35.520 --> 0:38:38.000 day of a look at Australia, greatest country in the world. 0:38:38.080 --> 0:38:40.840 I've always thought that, Like everyone's excited now that you 0:38:40.840 --> 0:38:44.160 know international flights are a thing again after lockdown. But 0:38:44.280 --> 0:38:47.200 I would rather just travel Australia like all the ruined 0:38:47.200 --> 0:38:47.879 stuff like that. 0:38:48.280 --> 0:38:50.480 It's a good thing to do. It's a great country. 0:38:50.600 --> 0:38:51.000 Do you have a. 0:38:50.960 --> 0:38:52.960 Favorite city or you're a Sydney boy? You've always been 0:38:53.000 --> 0:38:53.560 a Sydney boy. 0:38:53.600 --> 0:38:56.560 I'd like if you settle into a place long enough, 0:38:56.600 --> 0:38:58.040 it becomes your favorite. 0:38:58.400 --> 0:38:59.600 Did you ever live overseas? 0:39:00.320 --> 0:39:01.960 Never lived overseas? 0:39:02.120 --> 0:39:04.760 I believe you were working in the US though, weren't 0:39:04.800 --> 0:39:08.560 you when JFK was assassinated. You reported on that, Am. 0:39:08.400 --> 0:39:12.360 I right, Yes, that is quite right. I bear in mind, 0:39:12.560 --> 0:39:14.680 this is a long, long time ago. 0:39:16.360 --> 0:39:19.280 Is a sad day in the history of the United States. 0:39:19.280 --> 0:39:22.560 The President of the United States of the Worker, John Fitzgerald 0:39:22.640 --> 0:39:26.359 Kennedy has been assassinated, killed by a rifle bullet. I'm 0:39:26.400 --> 0:39:29.560 in Hollywood, in California, and in a matter of ours 0:39:29.680 --> 0:39:33.080 I've seen probably one of the most colorful cities in 0:39:33.120 --> 0:39:37.719 the world become a city in math, mourning. And this 0:39:37.880 --> 0:39:41.320 is just one city of an entire nation in burning, 0:39:42.239 --> 0:39:46.200 grown men and women crying openly, almost proudly, in the 0:39:46.239 --> 0:39:50.040 streets of Hollywood. All the entertainment has ceased. In Hollywood, 0:39:50.120 --> 0:39:53.840 the hub of the world. Entertainment shops and offices and 0:39:53.920 --> 0:39:57.040 factories closed within a matter of millets of the announcement 0:39:57.600 --> 0:40:01.680 of the president's death. That's all I so from the 0:40:01.680 --> 0:40:05.880 midst of the national tragedy that has left America lifeless 0:40:05.880 --> 0:40:08.520 and then sorrow. I return you to your studio. 0:40:09.600 --> 0:40:12.400 Yeah, I remember the day like it was yesterday. That 0:40:12.520 --> 0:40:14.160 was I've got to say, that was a good report. 0:40:14.200 --> 0:40:19.920 I did go. I went there to open the coaxial 0:40:20.000 --> 0:40:23.800 cable that came from the United States to Canada, actually 0:40:23.880 --> 0:40:28.200 to Australia. The Queen opened it and I was the 0:40:28.239 --> 0:40:31.560 support act after the queen. But yeah, how about that 0:40:31.800 --> 0:40:32.440 act following. 0:40:34.120 --> 0:40:36.800 Have you ever in your career had a co host 0:40:36.920 --> 0:40:38.880 or has it always been the John Laws Show? 0:40:39.040 --> 0:40:39.919 The John Laws Show? 0:40:40.120 --> 0:40:42.479 Co host? Not for you. You wouldn't think that would work. 0:40:42.560 --> 0:40:44.560 Listen. If you're getting any ideas, forget it. 0:40:44.640 --> 0:40:47.200 No, God, no, he's got his resume in the bank. 0:40:48.239 --> 0:40:50.560 It's always been just me. Oh, for a while I 0:40:50.600 --> 0:40:53.640 did half an hour was I can't even remember her 0:40:53.719 --> 0:40:58.879 name now, wonderful woman broadcaster. Jeez, I can't remember a name, 0:40:59.360 --> 0:41:02.560 John Per she used to work with her and anyway, 0:41:02.600 --> 0:41:04.160 I can't think of it, and it doesn't matter because 0:41:04.200 --> 0:41:07.239 she thoroughly did. But for a while I did that 0:41:07.280 --> 0:41:07.920 and I loved it. 0:41:08.160 --> 0:41:10.120 Have they ever paired you up with anyone, because in radio, 0:41:10.200 --> 0:41:12.480 especially commercial radio, they love to throw a co host 0:41:12.719 --> 0:41:13.440 just experiment. 0:41:13.520 --> 0:41:13.920 Yeah. 0:41:14.160 --> 0:41:17.080 Have they had a co host thrown at you or 0:41:17.080 --> 0:41:19.279 have they ever tried to squeeze someone in and say, John, 0:41:19.280 --> 0:41:20.560 we think you'd be good with this person. 0:41:22.120 --> 0:41:24.080 Yeah, they probably have, but I would have told. 0:41:23.960 --> 0:41:26.600 Him, yeah, get out, we get all the reality stars 0:41:26.640 --> 0:41:28.760 in commercial radio. They'll say to me, oh, this person 0:41:28.800 --> 0:41:31.759 one Love Island Australia, they won Big Brother, get them 0:41:31.760 --> 0:41:35.480 on the show. Yeah, what for what, I say, they 0:41:35.480 --> 0:41:36.040 don't last. 0:41:36.840 --> 0:41:39.120 Do you watch any of those free to wear shows? 0:41:39.120 --> 0:41:41.879 They say it's married at First Sight, Love Ireland, those 0:41:41.920 --> 0:41:42.680 sorts of shows. 0:41:43.640 --> 0:41:44.360 You're kidding? 0:41:44.640 --> 0:41:46.920 Yeah, neither not for me, It's not for us. What 0:41:47.000 --> 0:41:50.160 about music? Are there any new artists that are out 0:41:50.160 --> 0:41:52.200 and at the moment that you actually enjoy? 0:41:52.760 --> 0:41:55.439 I just love all music fair enough. As I said, 0:41:55.480 --> 0:41:57.560 I listened to as soon as I've finished here, I 0:41:57.600 --> 0:42:00.000 turned the radio on in the car to ABC Clier. 0:42:00.640 --> 0:42:03.439 I love classical music. I love Bruce Springsteen at the moment, 0:42:03.480 --> 0:42:05.400 I'm playing a lot of a lot of his stuff. 0:42:05.440 --> 0:42:08.880 I love my friend Roger Miller. I love Christopherson. I 0:42:08.920 --> 0:42:11.960 love music. I love music, Tom t Hall, all those 0:42:12.000 --> 0:42:13.120 storytellers are great. 0:42:13.320 --> 0:42:15.080 Have you ever been a singer yourself? 0:42:16.320 --> 0:42:20.359 I've released seventeen albums. Really, yeah, where have you been? 0:42:20.640 --> 0:42:22.640 I don't suppose that you would be able to answer 0:42:22.640 --> 0:42:24.600 this question? But I do wonder if they're on Spotify, 0:42:25.160 --> 0:42:26.799 like I'd love to be able to stream them. These 0:42:26.840 --> 0:42:29.759 old albums I'm what where would someone have to go 0:42:29.840 --> 0:42:31.560 to listen to these albums? 0:42:33.000 --> 0:42:33.440 I don't know. 0:42:33.560 --> 0:42:36.360 Here there we go, Oh we've been handled them. 0:42:36.400 --> 0:42:37.840 Look at this couple of CDs. 0:42:39.400 --> 0:42:46.280 Pick the early Man who roll those? When you have long? 0:42:47.080 --> 0:42:48.239 Have you really got it? 0:42:48.400 --> 0:42:50.000 Me? All? 0:42:50.160 --> 0:42:54.680 And good? 0:42:51.400 --> 0:42:51.560 An? 0:42:51.800 --> 0:42:55.399 Please? Look? 0:42:55.440 --> 0:42:58.640 Did you hear with a denim jacket on? This is 0:42:58.680 --> 0:43:00.400 the Mind and the Music? 0:43:00.680 --> 0:43:03.080 Yeah? It was called The Mind and the Music was 0:43:03.360 --> 0:43:05.399 because it was an album of poetry and I wrote 0:43:05.440 --> 0:43:08.880 all the music and I wrote all the words, so 0:43:08.960 --> 0:43:11.080 it was called The Mind and the Music. 0:43:11.280 --> 0:43:13.120 Look at this, all the women in the shorts. You've 0:43:13.160 --> 0:43:15.759 never been trucked like this before. I like that. 0:43:16.160 --> 0:43:19.799 I knew you'd like that. And I loved singing. I 0:43:19.840 --> 0:43:21.600 love singing. We had a lot of releases and did 0:43:21.600 --> 0:43:24.600 pretty well. Now put them down to the Can. 0:43:24.440 --> 0:43:25.480 We keep these and these for us? 0:43:25.520 --> 0:43:25.919 All these? 0:43:27.600 --> 0:43:28.120 That's all right? 0:43:28.120 --> 0:43:29.799 Well you have to get them on Spotify, because there's 0:43:29.800 --> 0:43:32.160 a whole generation that have missed out on the musical 0:43:32.200 --> 0:43:38.360 talents of John Laws. I get it on what Spotify streaming, Spotify, 0:43:38.640 --> 0:43:40.000 an iPhone? Get it on your phone. 0:43:41.120 --> 0:43:42.560 I don't want it. I got it there. 0:43:42.680 --> 0:43:45.520 Yes, you know he doesn't care about everyone else listening. 0:43:45.520 --> 0:43:47.400 He can listen to himself. It's all good. Did they 0:43:47.440 --> 0:43:49.359 get many radio spins? Did you ever play your own 0:43:49.440 --> 0:43:50.280 music on the radio? 0:43:50.520 --> 0:43:51.879 Yeah, because nobody else had played. 0:43:51.960 --> 0:43:54.040 Yeah, why the hell not? I reckon there, you go 0:43:54.120 --> 0:43:56.160 write that down. It's start putting out singles, and it's 0:43:56.160 --> 0:43:58.719 play them yourselves. We actually got mitched, you know how. 0:43:58.719 --> 0:44:01.040 I said that we play things we hear on talkback, 0:44:01.280 --> 0:44:03.239 and then we kind of take inspiration from them. We 0:44:03.320 --> 0:44:06.239 got Mitch to improvise a poem because we heard one 0:44:06.239 --> 0:44:08.760 of your poems. Go to air it with about country people. 0:44:08.760 --> 0:44:09.960 Actually in small towns. 0:44:10.360 --> 0:44:14.160 A little town is where everybody knows what everybody else 0:44:14.239 --> 0:44:17.160 is doing, but they read the weekly newspaper just to 0:44:17.160 --> 0:44:19.799 see who got caught doing it. Oh that's a good 0:44:19.840 --> 0:44:20.319 story there. 0:44:20.400 --> 0:44:22.480 Yeah. And so I heard that and I played it 0:44:22.520 --> 0:44:24.479 on our podcast and said, Mitch, I think you should 0:44:24.520 --> 0:44:27.160 start doing poetry like this, and he improvised the whole 0:44:27.160 --> 0:44:30.160 thing about Britney spears, the whole free Britney thing. 0:44:30.680 --> 0:44:32.480 I I'd sing to music ideas, so it'd be like 0:44:32.719 --> 0:44:38.080 we knew you from a girl ie titan Q, but 0:44:38.200 --> 0:44:44.480 now look at you like an old Haggard boot free Brittany, 0:44:45.440 --> 0:44:48.080 let her out of that cage. 0:44:48.320 --> 0:44:52.680 Oh poor Britney. It makes me filled with rage. 0:44:53.040 --> 0:44:54.880 Are you across the Britney Spears drama? 0:44:55.120 --> 0:44:59.120 I don't care? What a drama? Yeah? Why don't they 0:44:59.200 --> 0:45:00.000 just leave her alone? 0:45:00.360 --> 0:45:00.800 I agree? 0:45:00.880 --> 0:45:02.239 Well they are now, so that's good. 0:45:02.360 --> 0:45:04.480 She's free. Britney's free now, which is all they want it. 0:45:04.600 --> 0:45:06.560 I'm sure John really appreciates that update. 0:45:06.719 --> 0:45:08.200 What am I doing talking about? 0:45:09.920 --> 0:45:11.879 Well, this was a pleasure. I've really enjoyed this match. 0:45:11.960 --> 0:45:13.600 Anything you want to get off her chest with John? 0:45:14.560 --> 0:45:16.399 Well, I'm wondering if we should ask him the question 0:45:16.520 --> 0:45:17.480 we ask every guest. 0:45:18.360 --> 0:45:19.279 I think you can do that. 0:45:19.440 --> 0:45:21.560 Okay, So we like every guest that we have on 0:45:21.600 --> 0:45:24.440 the podcast, we like to ask them a small thing 0:45:24.480 --> 0:45:28.200 in life that they appreciate. Like Angela Bishop said her 0:45:28.200 --> 0:45:31.839 water bed, Jessica Malboy said sitting in the sun, being 0:45:31.840 --> 0:45:34.000 barefoot in a garden. That was one of her small 0:45:34.000 --> 0:45:36.759 life pleasures. The reason I'm reluctant to ask it is 0:45:36.800 --> 0:45:39.160 because we call it our list of Things Better than 0:45:39.200 --> 0:45:42.879 Drugs and Dick, which is basically a psa to young 0:45:42.920 --> 0:45:45.880 people that there's more to life than boys and partying. 0:45:47.840 --> 0:45:48.440 No, there's not. 0:45:49.520 --> 0:45:50.400 No one's ever said that. 0:45:50.480 --> 0:45:51.479 I'll put that on the list. 0:45:52.360 --> 0:45:55.160 Is that it? Yeah? 0:45:55.800 --> 0:45:56.319 Yeah, we're good. 0:45:56.960 --> 0:46:00.160 Yeah, I'm happy to sit here a bit longer if 0:46:00.160 --> 0:46:02.919 you wanted to talk about anything else. 0:46:02.960 --> 0:46:05.160 Now we're done. I'm good. Thank you for being here. 0:46:05.160 --> 0:46:05.760 It was a pleasure. 0:46:05.880 --> 0:46:08.879 Are you bored now? No, we can stay here all day, 0:46:09.239 --> 0:46:11.880 like he'll, thank you very much for coming to visit me. 0:46:11.920 --> 0:46:13.279 It was very nice for you to do that. 0:46:13.520 --> 0:46:14.440 Thank you for having this. 0:46:14.640 --> 0:46:16.359 There was a pleasure. You're a legend. It was great 0:46:16.360 --> 0:46:17.760 to be in your presence and in the studio. 0:46:18.600 --> 0:46:19.560 Yeah, it's a good studio. 0:46:19.640 --> 0:46:21.360 It's a big studio studio. 0:46:21.600 --> 0:46:24.239 Have you seen the Kiss FM broom closet studio? Like 0:46:24.360 --> 0:46:25.800 this is the next level? 0:46:25.960 --> 0:46:28.080 If has Kyle been in here, because if he were 0:46:28.080 --> 0:46:31.800 to see this, renovations would start at Kiss tomorrow. Kyle 0:46:31.880 --> 0:46:33.560 studio is a quarter the size of this. 0:46:34.239 --> 0:46:37.600 Well, so it should be Yeah, call to the talent. Yeah, 0:46:37.719 --> 0:46:39.520 is that it? You finished? Now you're bored now? 0:46:39.680 --> 0:46:42.080 No, I'm not ordinal And you've got a long lunch 0:46:42.080 --> 0:46:42.440 to get to. 0:46:42.520 --> 0:46:49.799 Haven't you have? I with a lot of people. What 0:46:49.880 --> 0:46:51.200 have you got on your own? 0:46:51.480 --> 0:46:53.960 Oh? It says art pop. You are you familiar with 0:46:54.040 --> 0:46:56.920 art pop? No, it's a Lady Gaga album. 0:46:57.200 --> 0:47:00.960 No, I like Lady Gaga, do you yeah? Do you 0:47:00.960 --> 0:47:02.400 know why I like Lady Gaga? 0:47:02.880 --> 0:47:05.239 Well, I would suspect that you'd be a fan of 0:47:05.280 --> 0:47:07.160 some of the classical stuff she puts out. She's got 0:47:07.239 --> 0:47:09.040 jazz albums as well as the pop stuff. 0:47:09.040 --> 0:47:14.000 But also I like her because one of my favorite 0:47:14.040 --> 0:47:18.520 people in the world likes Tony Bennett, and Tony Bennett 0:47:18.560 --> 0:47:22.280 likes Lady Gaga, and Tony Bennett is a gentleman beyond 0:47:22.320 --> 0:47:25.359 belief and sings like nobody else. 0:47:25.560 --> 0:47:27.600 And that new album they put out recently is up 0:47:27.640 --> 0:47:31.040 for like a gazillion Grammys. So oh yeah, when they 0:47:31.120 --> 0:47:32.560 team up, magic happens. 0:47:32.640 --> 0:47:35.920 Yeah. Do you know something, We're starting to get boring. 0:47:35.960 --> 0:47:38.080 People listening aren't going to give a stuff about Tony 0:47:38.080 --> 0:47:41.640 Bennett and Lady Gaga. I'm going now all right? 0:47:41.680 --> 0:47:43.160 Then, it was a pleasure to have you on. Great 0:47:43.160 --> 0:47:43.480 to meet you. 0:47:44.320 --> 0:47:45.839 You didn't have me on I had you. 0:47:45.840 --> 0:47:48.680 You're that again, Yeah, a pleasure to be here. 0:47:49.239 --> 0:47:51.440 Well, it's been a pleasure to have you here. And 0:47:51.520 --> 0:47:54.320 anytime you feel like dropping by again, you're quite welcome. 0:47:54.360 --> 0:47:56.560 The door will always be open. Oh, thank you, John, 0:47:56.760 --> 0:47:59.560 that's a pleasure. You're you're all right, he looks. 0:47:59.680 --> 0:47:59.919 Thanks. 0:48:00.600 --> 0:48:02.400 That's a glowing review. I've ever heard one. 0:48:03.320 --> 0:48:03.959 Thank you John. 0:48:04.320 --> 0:48:06.920 Thanks John. God. 0:48:07.560 --> 0:48:08.840 I got to say I'm going to go to my 0:48:08.920 --> 0:48:10.879 grave saying that one of the best things that's ever 0:48:11.000 --> 0:48:14.000 happened to me was being called young and stupid by 0:48:14.080 --> 0:48:17.280 John Laws. Yep, and he said, yes, you're a bit precious. 0:48:17.360 --> 0:48:21.800 I detected that that was a while, but what a treat. 0:48:21.800 --> 0:48:23.239 I think he's the only guest I've ever had in 0:48:23.280 --> 0:48:25.879 the history of ever to end his own interview. We're 0:48:25.880 --> 0:48:28.279 done now, Yeah, he ended it himself. 0:48:28.440 --> 0:48:30.600 But then when we're like, you know, let's go, he goes, 0:48:30.640 --> 0:48:32.920 what's that on your arm? I feel that he was enjoying. 0:48:33.080 --> 0:48:33.960 I tend to agree. 0:48:33.960 --> 0:48:36.840 I also love how he kept saying you bored. 0:48:37.320 --> 0:48:39.600 You bought. Yeah, he'sfinite, Like I said. 0:48:39.440 --> 0:48:44.239 That's him stirring exactly, and that mother Superior, his personal assistant, 0:48:44.600 --> 0:48:47.359 came up to us afterwards and said, that went really well. 0:48:47.480 --> 0:48:51.160 John doesn't usually respond that well, yeah you thought that 0:48:51.239 --> 0:48:53.239 was bad. Imagine how many shock and interviews he's done 0:48:53.239 --> 0:48:53.560 before this. 0:48:53.640 --> 0:48:55.520 If that was good I which we won't name who 0:48:55.600 --> 0:48:57.520 was there before us, but we were told from the 0:48:57.520 --> 0:48:59.439 team that they had an interview with a very well 0:48:59.520 --> 0:49:01.279 known publication before. 0:49:01.719 --> 0:49:04.879 Advocate Jenny said he couldn't stand them. 0:49:05.520 --> 0:49:06.440 Well they're satirical. 0:49:06.560 --> 0:49:07.680 We're not satirical at all. 0:49:07.800 --> 0:49:11.560 No, Joe, No, not our show. 0:49:11.640 --> 0:49:14.080 It's a serious on my good Christian show. 0:49:14.160 --> 0:49:17.600 Well there you go. You're fucking idiots. What a Christmas 0:49:17.600 --> 0:49:18.160 gift that was. 0:49:18.200 --> 0:49:20.040 I feel that Mitchell's rose is kicked in. 0:49:20.120 --> 0:49:21.520 It has and I woke up at three a m. 0:49:21.640 --> 0:49:23.640 Today and it's almost three pm. It's twelve hours on 0:49:23.680 --> 0:49:28.640 the clock. My brain has cooked. Well, we still have 0:49:28.719 --> 0:49:29.360 more to Dot's. 0:49:29.440 --> 0:49:31.719 Let's reflect on that though. John Laws says that there's 0:49:31.760 --> 0:49:33.279 nothing better than drugs and dick, So. 0:49:33.400 --> 0:49:36.319 That is to me a win. If we can take 0:49:36.360 --> 0:49:38.279 anything from his podcast, we get on the podcast now 0:49:38.360 --> 0:49:41.520 never return, and that could be our what's the word 0:49:41.520 --> 0:49:44.600 I'm thinking of, legacy? Legacy. 0:49:46.080 --> 0:49:47.759 I also love that he told you to stop being 0:49:47.760 --> 0:49:50.000 a fake bitch. That was his advice. He goes, you're 0:49:50.000 --> 0:49:52.080 no bullshit, be authentic. 0:49:53.040 --> 0:49:54.760 And be a salesman at Bunnings. 0:49:54.840 --> 0:49:57.200 Yeah, maybe be a salesman Bunnings. 0:49:57.239 --> 0:50:00.080 Anyway, thank you, John Laws. We may or may not 0:50:00.200 --> 0:50:04.120 abuse that invitation. The door's always open, he says, He'll 0:50:04.160 --> 0:50:06.319 take that right back. I'm gonna start every day being. 0:50:06.280 --> 0:50:08.839 Like, hello, hi John, you said the door is always open. 0:50:09.480 --> 0:50:12.600 We noticed it wasn't, so just opening it all right, 0:50:12.640 --> 0:50:14.840 final side this year, are you ready for Jenna's junk? 0:50:14.960 --> 0:50:16.279 Yeah, yes, let's do it. 0:50:17.440 --> 0:50:21.080 Let's take a peek at Jenna's junk, shall we. 0:50:22.040 --> 0:50:24.680 So whenever we have a terrible idea to bring up 0:50:24.680 --> 0:50:26.920 on this podcast, we put it in Jenna's junk, and 0:50:26.920 --> 0:50:28.840 we thought it's our last episode of the year. So 0:50:29.440 --> 0:50:31.799 much like we put terrible ideas in the junk, let's 0:50:31.800 --> 0:50:33.440 put our terrible staff in the junk. 0:50:33.480 --> 0:50:34.000 That's right. 0:50:34.239 --> 0:50:37.120 So yeah, Jenna, this is the big surprise for you. 0:50:37.400 --> 0:50:37.760 Yeah. 0:50:37.800 --> 0:50:39.960 You know how last year we put you in a coffin. 0:50:40.400 --> 0:50:41.000 Gonna go get it? 0:50:41.640 --> 0:50:44.480 Yeah the coffin again is no, no, no, not a coffin. 0:50:44.520 --> 0:50:47.600 We just thought that, because you're not impartial to being 0:50:47.719 --> 0:50:51.800 put in shit, that we would make Jenna's junk extra literal. 0:50:52.000 --> 0:50:53.560 So it's no longer a little been on the desk. 0:50:53.600 --> 0:50:55.200 Look at this, We've got you your own fucking bin. 0:50:55.280 --> 0:50:55.640 To get in. 0:50:55.719 --> 0:50:57.200 Oh, for goodness sake, what. 0:50:58.760 --> 0:51:00.759 Mitch, did you get all the well the maggots out 0:51:00.760 --> 0:51:06.680 from the bottom. Yeah, yeah, we found that in the 0:51:06.719 --> 0:51:07.440 cage downstairs. 0:51:07.560 --> 0:51:08.680 But she just not there? 0:51:08.760 --> 0:51:09.000 Is it? 0:51:09.080 --> 0:51:10.919 Groundskeeople? Who holdes it out? It's fine? 0:51:11.080 --> 0:51:13.080 Said, there was a paper bin that was really clean, 0:51:13.280 --> 0:51:14.160 but too small. 0:51:15.000 --> 0:51:16.520 Right, Okay, in again? 0:51:17.200 --> 0:51:18.600 Okay, do I get in it? 0:51:18.800 --> 0:51:19.040 Yeah? 0:51:19.280 --> 0:51:22.480 Okay, here we go ahead, opening the lid. It's your mic. 0:51:22.640 --> 0:51:23.600 Do a testing for me? 0:51:24.560 --> 0:51:25.120 Testing? 0:51:25.440 --> 0:51:27.880 Yeah, all that zoomber paid off. You're quite flexible. 0:51:28.120 --> 0:51:30.319 Jenna's in the bin. There we go, now, Sam, shut 0:51:30.320 --> 0:51:32.400 the lid. Please, this isn't a fucking vacation. 0:51:32.719 --> 0:51:34.640 Oh my god, she fits in there. 0:51:34.680 --> 0:51:35.040 We go. 0:51:36.120 --> 0:51:36.759 Can you hear me? 0:51:37.120 --> 0:51:38.960 We can hear We can hear you. 0:51:39.040 --> 0:51:40.560 Jenna, I'm in the bin. 0:51:41.560 --> 0:51:44.239 She just got the microphone down the bottom. Jenna pulled 0:51:44.239 --> 0:51:48.680 the microphone away from the bottom of the bin. Open 0:51:48.760 --> 0:51:52.680 your mouth. The bin has better acoustics than John Lord's studio. 0:51:53.680 --> 0:51:56.440 That's actually now, I got some rubbish music. When you 0:51:56.480 --> 0:52:01.040 see your rubbish, make sure that you're from rubbish bin 0:52:01.120 --> 0:52:05.040 bed that's Jenn's rubbish. 0:52:05.440 --> 0:52:07.680 Should we get into this, Jenna, if you're going to 0:52:07.719 --> 0:52:10.000 fish through all of our shit ideas that we thought 0:52:10.040 --> 0:52:11.640 were too terrible to bring up on the show, and 0:52:11.680 --> 0:52:12.279 yet here we are. 0:52:12.640 --> 0:52:13.680 Yep, they're all in here. 0:52:14.120 --> 0:52:14.319 Yep. 0:52:16.719 --> 0:52:17.520 Is it just me? 0:52:18.080 --> 0:52:20.920 Or do you also lie and say you've been watching 0:52:20.960 --> 0:52:24.200 a show for years even though you've just started. 0:52:23.880 --> 0:52:24.480 Oh, claim it? 0:52:24.560 --> 0:52:27.000 Yeah? No, because I actually do this thing where I 0:52:27.120 --> 0:52:27.680 don't lie. 0:52:28.040 --> 0:52:32.720 No, it's not lying, it's blending in with society. Someone 0:52:32.719 --> 0:52:36.120 will go, oh my god, do you watch Succession? And 0:52:36.160 --> 0:52:38.040 I'm fully caught up and I've seen it, but I 0:52:38.040 --> 0:52:40.040 don't want to just say that I've watched it all 0:52:40.080 --> 0:52:43.200 in three nights, So I go, yes, Oh I love it. God, 0:52:43.239 --> 0:52:45.399 I've been watching that show. Remember when it first came out. 0:52:45.440 --> 0:52:46.200 I was blown away. 0:52:46.560 --> 0:52:49.439 It's just easier, all right, Well, you don't have to say, 0:52:49.520 --> 0:52:51.239 you don't have to specify the amount of time it 0:52:51.280 --> 0:52:52.840 took you to watch, you to say, yeah, I'm up 0:52:52.840 --> 0:52:54.200 to season three, episode whatever. 0:52:54.440 --> 0:52:57.120 Yeah, but it just mate. It's just depressing thing that 0:52:57.200 --> 0:53:01.200 someone watched three seasons in two nights, Like that's tragic. 0:53:01.920 --> 0:53:04.120 What didn't really take me that short amount of time? 0:53:04.280 --> 0:53:06.920 Yeah, it took me a couple maybe five nights all up? Yeah, 0:53:06.920 --> 0:53:07.560 I binged it. 0:53:07.960 --> 0:53:11.600 Ten episodes, that's very standard, binging, that's normal. But to 0:53:11.640 --> 0:53:13.080 get through ten episodes in a week. 0:53:13.120 --> 0:53:14.879 But I like to feel like because they clearly watched 0:53:14.880 --> 0:53:16.120 it all when it came out, I want to be 0:53:16.200 --> 0:53:18.000 known as a person that also did that, Like I've 0:53:18.000 --> 0:53:18.840 got my shit together. 0:53:19.120 --> 0:53:23.760 But who even asks? Who even asks? When did you start? 0:53:23.800 --> 0:53:27.839 I breathe through your nose? Please? People? People don't ask, 0:53:27.920 --> 0:53:29.600 but I always just put it out there, or if 0:53:29.600 --> 0:53:30.879 they do ask, I always lie. 0:53:31.120 --> 0:53:34.000 I'm going to go out on a whim and say 0:53:34.080 --> 0:53:37.200 that it is possible that you think too much about 0:53:37.200 --> 0:53:39.840 what other people think of you, because I'll tell them 0:53:40.040 --> 0:53:41.799 like it's a badge of honor. If I've watched ten 0:53:41.840 --> 0:53:44.520 episodes in a day, I'll be like, fuck, yeah, I 0:53:44.640 --> 0:53:46.080 just spent the whole day I committed. 0:53:46.440 --> 0:53:46.600 Now. 0:53:46.920 --> 0:53:48.719 I don't think people are gonna think less of you. 0:53:48.800 --> 0:53:51.160 They just I don't think anyone cares that much about 0:53:51.400 --> 0:53:54.680 the fellow Many people only care about themselves. 0:53:54.719 --> 0:53:56.480 But it makes me feel good, It makes them think 0:53:56.600 --> 0:53:58.240 me think that they think I'm normal. 0:54:00.000 --> 0:54:03.440 I've got a whole fucking podcast littered with evidence to 0:54:03.520 --> 0:54:04.040 the contrary. 0:54:04.480 --> 0:54:06.839 Normal. You know, Well, that's why it's just in the bin. 0:54:06.920 --> 0:54:09.279 That's why it's in the junk, because that. 0:54:09.560 --> 0:54:11.839 Was sh getting another one. I found another one late. 0:54:12.600 --> 0:54:16.760 Okay, yep, bin juices are leaking. That's my tuna. 0:54:20.040 --> 0:54:22.319 Is it just me? Or do you not like other 0:54:22.360 --> 0:54:25.279 people buying socks and undies for you? 0:54:25.600 --> 0:54:27.720 That's mine? I put that in the junk. 0:54:27.960 --> 0:54:29.160 It's very personal. 0:54:29.680 --> 0:54:33.200 Well, it's just the thing that my mother does every year, 0:54:33.440 --> 0:54:35.360 and I have a yet to break it to her 0:54:35.400 --> 0:54:36.800 that I don't want her to buy me socks and 0:54:36.840 --> 0:54:39.640 nunties for Christmas and Birthday Christmas. Like where I'm about 0:54:39.640 --> 0:54:41.520 to go home for Christmas, and you bet your ass 0:54:41.520 --> 0:54:44.560 she'll be buying me bonds with some obscure pattern that 0:54:44.600 --> 0:54:46.640 you can see through my very thin material. 0:54:46.719 --> 0:54:49.200 Short. Yeah, asos don't like a thin material. They like 0:54:49.200 --> 0:54:50.279 a real papery thin one. 0:54:50.360 --> 0:54:53.040 Yeah, but I sometimes buy stuff on purpose that's super thin, 0:54:53.520 --> 0:54:55.600 and I don't want them be able to see the 0:54:55.680 --> 0:55:00.000 strikes and the graffitied walls that are on my little bonds, 0:55:00.160 --> 0:55:03.239 jocks that my mum got me, and especially socks like 0:55:03.360 --> 0:55:06.160 I love buying socks. Yeah, I go under bloody underworks 0:55:06.160 --> 0:55:08.120 and I'm gonna do a big order really, yep, I 0:55:08.200 --> 0:55:08.480 love it. 0:55:08.800 --> 0:55:11.239 See there's nothing worse than seeing an adult in what 0:55:11.400 --> 0:55:14.280 looks to be children's undies, like with the weird patterns 0:55:14.280 --> 0:55:16.640 on them, it just doesn't fit. We're black or go 0:55:16.680 --> 0:55:17.160 bear back. 0:55:17.360 --> 0:55:18.759 Why do you think I haven't been game enough to 0:55:18.840 --> 0:55:20.399 fuck anyone all year? I don't want them to see 0:55:20.400 --> 0:55:20.799 my undy. 0:55:20.920 --> 0:55:24.680 Yeah you got from Country Target. Yeah, all right, that's good. 0:55:24.680 --> 0:55:28.360 Now it's called khump now okay, yep? 0:55:29.680 --> 0:55:30.440 Is it just me? 0:55:30.960 --> 0:55:33.840 Or do you enjoy the newspaper catalogs more than the 0:55:33.920 --> 0:55:34.840 actual paper? 0:55:34.960 --> 0:55:38.239 That's me again, the newspaper catalogs, Yeah, because you know 0:55:38.239 --> 0:55:41.399 how I accidentally subscribe to the bloody newspaper deliveries every 0:55:41.400 --> 0:55:44.399 weekend intently, Yes, and every time I've called them to cancel, 0:55:44.440 --> 0:55:46.840 because you can't do it online. You can only do 0:55:46.840 --> 0:55:48.359 it buy a phone call. Sam's been through this. They 0:55:48.360 --> 0:55:49.440 don't let you off easy, do they. 0:55:49.520 --> 0:55:51.040 No, it's true, it's a whole it's a whole thing. 0:55:51.120 --> 0:55:51.279 Yeah. 0:55:51.320 --> 0:55:54.080 If you ever try calling to cancel your bloody paper subscription, 0:55:54.360 --> 0:55:56.319 they guilt trip the shit out of you. They're like, 0:55:56.800 --> 0:55:58.719 does credible news not matter to you? 0:55:58.840 --> 0:55:59.040 Sir? 0:55:59.600 --> 0:56:00.359 Is that what they said? 0:56:01.239 --> 0:56:02.479 It's real it's real. 0:56:02.719 --> 0:56:04.759 And I never read the papers, but sometimes I like 0:56:04.800 --> 0:56:06.120 to know what's happening at the good guys. 0:56:06.360 --> 0:56:09.839 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I love a JB High Fi catalog. Yeah, 0:56:10.000 --> 0:56:13.439 just for the colors, Yeah exactly, and also you know, yeah, 0:56:13.520 --> 0:56:16.920 shut up girl, I've heard that. Apparently JB High Fight. 0:56:17.239 --> 0:56:19.840 They try and make their marketing look cheap as a 0:56:19.880 --> 0:56:23.319 tactic to like win people over, like, oh, we're so discounted. 0:56:23.560 --> 0:56:26.440 We're not a high end Maya or bloody David Jones 0:56:26.480 --> 0:56:29.080 trying to look high end. We're so cheap and relatable. 0:56:29.080 --> 0:56:32.720 Look at our shitty yellow marketing. That's what we've done. Yeah, 0:56:32.760 --> 0:56:35.120 we're like, this podcast is scabby ads. But then they 0:56:35.120 --> 0:56:36.800 get here and go, oh wow, they're cy. 0:56:36.760 --> 0:56:39.320 Professed profession to look at their microphones and one of 0:56:39.360 --> 0:56:42.120 the co hosts in a green skip bin. Oh, Jenna's 0:56:42.120 --> 0:56:44.759 opening it for air. Are you doing, Jenny and you're 0:56:44.840 --> 0:56:49.880 fat to Oh shit, she's a hyperventilating Do you need assistance? 0:56:53.160 --> 0:56:56.800 She's out of the bin. Are you okay? Oh Jenny, 0:56:56.840 --> 0:56:58.800 you've got spaghetti bulg knaze on your crutch. 0:56:59.000 --> 0:57:00.279 I thought there was an air well. 0:57:00.280 --> 0:57:01.560 You've got a piece of junk in your hand. I 0:57:01.560 --> 0:57:03.200 can say to. 0:57:03.320 --> 0:57:10.239 Actually, like I was saying, scabby yellow marketing, total fucking professionals. 0:57:11.680 --> 0:57:12.160 She's got it. 0:57:12.400 --> 0:57:13.000 I haven't got one. 0:57:13.400 --> 0:57:16.880 Is it just me? Or as an adult? Do you 0:57:17.000 --> 0:57:20.120 finally appreciate the cool function on blow dryers? 0:57:20.600 --> 0:57:21.680 What the cool function? 0:57:22.160 --> 0:57:26.080 I couldn't understand it through Jenne's function. 0:57:26.240 --> 0:57:28.320 Oh yeah, I never go back. 0:57:28.920 --> 0:57:31.720 Okay, you can set your legs a bit longer, Darling. 0:57:31.840 --> 0:57:33.840 Let the record note that I don't want you going 0:57:33.880 --> 0:57:36.520 off to bitch to hr about it. You can stand up, Jenna. 0:57:36.520 --> 0:57:38.360 If you want the. 0:57:38.360 --> 0:57:40.640 Cool function on the hair dryer. Yes, because when I 0:57:40.640 --> 0:57:42.840 get out of the shower I've got a sweaty forehead 0:57:42.960 --> 0:57:45.600 at least an hour, so I can't be blowing fucking 0:57:45.640 --> 0:57:47.320 scorching air into my gorgeous lot. 0:57:47.400 --> 0:57:50.480 But you know what it's good for helping each other 0:57:50.520 --> 0:57:50.960 into a bin. 0:57:52.760 --> 0:57:55.240 Sam so romantic. Here, Darling, hold my hand by like 0:57:55.480 --> 0:57:56.400 escorch you back. 0:57:56.200 --> 0:58:00.400 Into the trash, into my skip. I blowed my hair 0:58:00.400 --> 0:58:02.240 with heat right to get the quiff and the curl, 0:58:02.360 --> 0:58:04.120 and then I use the cool function and it cools 0:58:04.120 --> 0:58:06.320 it right down back to normal and your back at level. 0:58:06.440 --> 0:58:09.760 It is such a genius function. Also pits, grin back. 0:58:10.080 --> 0:58:11.960 It cools your right down out of that shower. The 0:58:12.000 --> 0:58:16.560 cool function is incredible. What about a towel, Yeah, you're 0:58:16.600 --> 0:58:17.960 not damp, you're fully dried. 0:58:18.160 --> 0:58:19.920 Well, then what are you doing it for? I've got 0:58:20.000 --> 0:58:21.640 hot spots it body temperature? 0:58:21.720 --> 0:58:25.760 Yeah, purely for core body temperature. Oh, I've never tried that. 0:58:26.920 --> 0:58:27.720 Get in your bits. 0:58:27.840 --> 0:58:30.200 Oh, Jenne's junk my art. This is Jenner's facts. I've 0:58:30.280 --> 0:58:31.080 learned something today. 0:58:31.160 --> 0:58:33.080 If you want to shave your pubs, here's a Oh 0:58:33.080 --> 0:58:35.439 my god, I'm just gonna be honest, Jenny, you're sitting 0:58:35.480 --> 0:58:38.200 on worse things than my pews. You'd blow dry them 0:58:38.200 --> 0:58:40.200 with cold air because it dries them like a bone, 0:58:40.520 --> 0:58:42.520 and then you shave and what just falls right out? 0:58:42.560 --> 0:58:43.480 What benefit does that have? 0:58:43.680 --> 0:58:45.200 Because normally, when you're a bit damped down there again 0:58:45.200 --> 0:58:46.439 out of the shower, and you've gotta be really dry 0:58:46.440 --> 0:58:48.680 otherwise the blades stick and the hair sticks. But if 0:58:48.720 --> 0:58:51.160 you cold blow dry your bits before you shave them, 0:58:51.280 --> 0:58:52.520 it falls right out. 0:58:53.040 --> 0:58:54.200 I've never had a problem. 0:58:54.520 --> 0:58:56.040 That's not a problem. But it just gets a bit 0:58:56.200 --> 0:59:00.480 damp and sticky. Doesn't that aid the gliding of the blade. 0:59:00.600 --> 0:59:03.240 Not me, No, I get caught she closing the lead 0:59:03.240 --> 0:59:03.720 on herself. 0:59:04.120 --> 0:59:06.360 No, she'll a bitch about that later. They made me 0:59:06.360 --> 0:59:09.760 sack and leave it open. If you want, let that 0:59:09.800 --> 0:59:12.080 go on record. What are you talking about? I'm so funny, 0:59:12.520 --> 0:59:13.360 lid closed. 0:59:13.080 --> 0:59:17.040 On a conversation. I don't even really know it. 0:59:17.600 --> 0:59:20.040 Okay, is it just me? 0:59:20.320 --> 0:59:23.560 Or what does house sitting actually involve? 0:59:23.880 --> 0:59:24.080 Yeah? 0:59:24.080 --> 0:59:25.680 I know that I put that in there. I've had 0:59:25.720 --> 0:59:28.640 so many people say I'm house sitting my friend's place 0:59:28.680 --> 0:59:30.760 in Bunda this weekend. Do you want to come over? 0:59:30.800 --> 0:59:33.520 And I'm like, what's the house? What's it struggling with 0:59:33.600 --> 0:59:34.280 while you're not there? 0:59:34.840 --> 0:59:35.000 Why? 0:59:36.880 --> 0:59:36.960 No? 0:59:37.080 --> 0:59:38.800 I agree. I have a house sat before, but only 0:59:38.800 --> 0:59:40.920 because a friend of mine had two dogs and they 0:59:40.960 --> 0:59:42.240 needed to be cared for and fed. 0:59:42.760 --> 0:59:45.000 Put them in a candle your rat, yeah, or you could. 0:59:44.840 --> 0:59:46.680 You save money and get a friend over. It also 0:59:46.760 --> 0:59:48.800 helps when I was living with my parents, so I 0:59:48.800 --> 0:59:50.880 didn't have to pay rent, so I wasn't at any losses. 0:59:51.080 --> 0:59:53.680 So it's good to find someone who doesn't have any outgoing. 0:59:53.720 --> 0:59:55.400 So can you slot on in and live your life? 0:59:55.640 --> 0:59:56.640 Do they pay you rent? 0:59:57.320 --> 0:59:57.480 No? 0:59:57.480 --> 0:59:57.880 No? No? 0:59:57.720 --> 0:59:58.480 Do you have to pay rent? 0:59:58.560 --> 0:59:58.680 No? 0:59:58.720 --> 1:00:00.440 But I wasn't like paying rent for house that I 1:00:00.440 --> 1:00:01.920 wasn't living in because I was house sitting for a 1:00:02.200 --> 1:00:02.720 right brand. 1:00:02.880 --> 1:00:05.040 Oh that makes sense, because I was thinking to myself, like, 1:00:05.200 --> 1:00:07.600 your house would have to be drastically better than mine 1:00:07.640 --> 1:00:08.959 for me to live there for this week. 1:00:09.000 --> 1:00:10.280 I completely agree, Like if it was. 1:00:10.280 --> 1:00:12.840 A mansion, sure, I'll house sit and just pay around 1:00:12.920 --> 1:00:15.080 my little flat. But even then, I'm like, how much 1:00:15.280 --> 1:00:17.520 house sitting does it need? Like your plants might be 1:00:17.520 --> 1:00:20.680 a little yellow when you get home, get over it completely, 1:00:20.760 --> 1:00:21.959 Like how much maintenance is the place? 1:00:22.040 --> 1:00:22.200 Need? 1:00:22.280 --> 1:00:23.920 None at all unless there's a pet there. But when 1:00:24.160 --> 1:00:25.480 you go on holiday wevel Isabella go. 1:00:26.560 --> 1:00:28.240 Hasn't been an issue so far because I have a 1:00:28.240 --> 1:00:29.600 house made Jordan. It looks after her. 1:00:29.680 --> 1:00:31.440 Yeah, but if you and Jordan decided to go on 1:00:31.480 --> 1:00:35.479 a trip together, me, did you fucking problem so easy? 1:00:37.160 --> 1:00:41.040 Oh this is a dumb one, says Sid. 1:00:41.160 --> 1:00:42.800 Yeah, we're just bringing it back down to worth today, 1:00:42.800 --> 1:00:44.120 aren't we grounded? 1:00:44.760 --> 1:00:48.840 Is it just me? Or should movie tickets be cooler? 1:00:49.480 --> 1:00:49.680 Oh? 1:00:49.760 --> 1:00:53.960 Yeah, what I've got a story on this. Okay, it's 1:00:54.040 --> 1:00:57.520 twenty twenty one. Put a fucking picture on it. 1:01:00.640 --> 1:01:03.840 Make it blood? Do you collect them? No, but I 1:01:04.080 --> 1:01:06.640 could if they were cool. Oh, because I thought that 1:01:06.720 --> 1:01:09.160 might have been your reasoning, Like I want to keep 1:01:09.160 --> 1:01:11.360 all my tickets and that can actually have the artwork 1:01:11.400 --> 1:01:11.640 on it. 1:01:11.800 --> 1:01:13.800 No, you go to a movie and it's a it's 1:01:13.840 --> 1:01:17.080 a poor man's receipt. It's just like a piece of paper. 1:01:17.640 --> 1:01:20.280 Yeah, you're right. Actually it depends on the cinema sometimes 1:01:20.280 --> 1:01:24.000 they I actually definitely have seen the movie logo on 1:01:24.040 --> 1:01:26.560 it all be it in terrible black and white and 1:01:26.600 --> 1:01:27.600 it's probably run out of me. 1:01:27.800 --> 1:01:30.520 Yes, but PG thirteen front and center. Put that in 1:01:30.520 --> 1:01:32.760 the top left corner. Mate, I'll give a shit. Put 1:01:32.920 --> 1:01:35.760 Marvel put a photo of Captain America in the middle. 1:01:35.920 --> 1:01:38.600 Some people really try and scam you with fancy tickets. 1:01:38.760 --> 1:01:40.360 I had the option when I was going to see 1:01:40.400 --> 1:01:43.120 Lady Gaga in Vegas. Yeah, to pay for a normal 1:01:43.120 --> 1:01:46.240 ticket or for an extra like one hundred dollars. I 1:01:46.320 --> 1:01:49.080 got a three D ticket. Remember those tazos where you'd 1:01:49.080 --> 1:01:51.840 do graphic You'd tilt the cards side to side and 1:01:51.880 --> 1:01:54.680 it would move. It was literally just Gaga and it 1:01:54.760 --> 1:01:56.640 was three D and it's still counterada the ticket, And 1:01:56.640 --> 1:01:58.880 I'm like, why the fuck would I do that? If 1:01:58.880 --> 1:02:00.360 I wanted to prove to someone that I've been to 1:02:00.400 --> 1:02:02.480 see her live. I showed them a photo on my phone. 1:02:02.560 --> 1:02:05.280 I don't need a bloody three D holographic ticket. 1:02:05.520 --> 1:02:07.640 Yeah, Hayden, I went to Hamilton in New York and 1:02:07.680 --> 1:02:11.520 we got scammed into getting Hamilton custom cups, like plastic 1:02:11.520 --> 1:02:13.160 cups with the Hamilton on them for our wine. 1:02:13.240 --> 1:02:14.840 Oh I love those, Yeah, but you put them in 1:02:14.840 --> 1:02:17.400 their dication. I use my Marry pop and sippy cup 1:02:17.400 --> 1:02:17.800 every night. 1:02:18.000 --> 1:02:19.440 Oh you do actually have seen that? Yeah, but we 1:02:19.480 --> 1:02:22.600 put them the dishwasher on. Now it's just Ilton. I've 1:02:22.600 --> 1:02:24.960 lost the Hamil All right, let's do a couple more. 1:02:26.600 --> 1:02:29.240 Oh God, is it just me? 1:02:30.080 --> 1:02:32.440 Or does Guncle need to be ended? 1:02:33.080 --> 1:02:34.000 I stand by it? 1:02:34.640 --> 1:02:38.000 Sorry. Side note, isn't her scathing remarks so much less 1:02:38.160 --> 1:02:40.720 powerful when she's coming from a bin? When you sit 1:02:40.840 --> 1:02:41.920 here in flags. 1:02:41.520 --> 1:02:43.080 Off our thought? 1:02:43.520 --> 1:02:43.720 Yeah? 1:02:43.720 --> 1:02:45.680 Anyway, gunkle stupid. 1:02:45.760 --> 1:02:48.080 All you can do is smell her and her bingejuices 1:02:48.240 --> 1:02:51.960 sweeping into her converse. Yeah, I hate Gungle. I've got 1:02:51.960 --> 1:02:56.680 two godsons and my cousin, of whom's the mother insisted 1:02:56.680 --> 1:02:58.240 at the start that we were referred to as gunkle 1:02:58.280 --> 1:02:58.800 Hayden to night. 1:02:59.000 --> 1:02:59.960 But you're not even uncle. 1:03:00.240 --> 1:03:03.800 No, we're not. But gunkle. I wouldn't. Never. I'd rather 1:03:03.840 --> 1:03:05.040 be dead than be called gunkle. 1:03:05.280 --> 1:03:07.600 Oh gay uncle, Yeah. 1:03:07.200 --> 1:03:11.000 Yeah, that's where we're at. I've never been called that, 1:03:11.240 --> 1:03:13.200 nor would I call myself that. But a lot of people, 1:03:13.520 --> 1:03:17.280 like typically basic people put Instagram captions on that when 1:03:17.280 --> 1:03:18.960 they're babysitting their niece and for you. But I would 1:03:19.000 --> 1:03:21.560 never be like gunkle. Dude, isn't it. 1:03:21.080 --> 1:03:23.200 I'm going to be sick, Like if I like the 1:03:23.240 --> 1:03:26.520 color blue, you wouldn't call me bumple. Just because I'm 1:03:26.560 --> 1:03:29.120 gay doesn't mean he needed to change the word. That 1:03:29.240 --> 1:03:34.040 works though Mitch has a hunchback, Huncle, need you. 1:03:34.760 --> 1:03:36.880 I go back home this Christmas and they're like, god, 1:03:36.880 --> 1:03:43.160 it's put on weight. Funkles here, your fat uncle, if 1:03:43.200 --> 1:03:47.120 you've got horrific body out it stunkle, Yeah, your stinky uncle. 1:03:47.240 --> 1:03:51.280 Yeah he's arrived. Hey, I'd love to be Runkle, the 1:03:51.400 --> 1:03:52.000 rich uncle. 1:03:52.160 --> 1:03:55.800 Oh yeah, muncle money uncle. I don't even know. That 1:03:55.800 --> 1:03:56.720 didn't make anything. 1:03:56.480 --> 1:04:00.960 If you uncle, so I well, you know, Jenna's junkle. 1:04:01.040 --> 1:04:02.600 This is one of her favorite segments. So you know, 1:04:02.720 --> 1:04:04.720 what can you do? Thank you, Jenna. You can get 1:04:04.720 --> 1:04:05.920 out of the bin unless you're comfy. 1:04:06.000 --> 1:04:18.200 Well done, Jenna, Jenna, Jenna can cuncle. She's concussed, Jenner 1:04:18.200 --> 1:04:20.720 a you okay? 1:04:21.440 --> 1:04:24.320 Oh? The show must go on the day, Jenna. 1:04:25.760 --> 1:04:26.960 Can you check on it? I'm worried. 1:04:27.600 --> 1:04:29.200 I don't want to. I'm just not ready for the 1:04:29.240 --> 1:04:31.040 trauma of finding a dead friend in a bin. I'm 1:04:31.040 --> 1:04:33.320 not checking on her. Your girls gonna have to do it. 1:04:33.440 --> 1:04:46.080 She was just cutting herself anyway. What's coming up next? 1:04:46.360 --> 1:04:52.160 Well, that's us done for the year. It's eating a banana. 1:04:54.360 --> 1:04:57.520 She just threw a banana peal in the bin. Not 1:04:57.600 --> 1:05:03.040 any bin, Jenna's bin. What are you laughing at? Can 1:05:03.080 --> 1:05:04.920 I remind you you're hosting a podcast? Get on like 1:05:04.960 --> 1:05:06.080 and describe what you're seeing. 1:05:06.280 --> 1:05:08.800 It's all smeared into a crutch. 1:05:09.040 --> 1:05:11.120 But did you not finish the banana before putting it out? 1:05:12.000 --> 1:05:14.880 I grew up in a drought. You don't waste food. 1:05:14.920 --> 1:05:21.640 Give me a hand, Jenna, banana. I thought it was 1:05:21.680 --> 1:05:22.960 a bin. I'm so I forgot you're in there. 1:05:24.000 --> 1:05:27.320 Come on, it's not used to there being strange girls 1:05:27.360 --> 1:05:31.480 in there up. Oh, she really does have fucking banana 1:05:31.520 --> 1:05:34.240 all over her black hand. God, I'll hold the bin 1:05:34.320 --> 1:05:35.120 to your asshole. 1:05:35.760 --> 1:05:38.240 Yeah that was not funny, Jenna. The audience are dying 1:05:38.240 --> 1:05:38.720 with laughter. 1:05:39.520 --> 1:05:40.280 Yeah, they're all dead. 1:05:41.120 --> 1:05:42.200 Swap back to your old Mike. 1:05:42.360 --> 1:05:47.840 What did you just say, Jenna? Everywhere Nana Banana. Sorry 1:05:47.840 --> 1:05:49.480 you said it like an infantel was confused. 1:05:50.080 --> 1:05:53.840 Sorry, banana, you did say it like banana. 1:05:54.040 --> 1:05:55.600 I've been in a bin for an hour. 1:05:55.680 --> 1:05:56.480 Welcome back, Jenna. 1:05:56.680 --> 1:06:00.280 Great to have our Okay, I thought Mitch was the 1:06:00.320 --> 1:06:01.520 embellasher in the room. 1:06:02.200 --> 1:06:05.200 Twenty minute, best out of my life thing and best show. 1:06:05.360 --> 1:06:05.640 Guys. 1:06:05.720 --> 1:06:10.440 We're for the year ago. We're off like Santa in 1:06:10.520 --> 1:06:12.280 his slave two gun holes. 1:06:12.920 --> 1:06:14.880 We're podcasting uncles uncles. 1:06:15.200 --> 1:06:18.320 We are uncles. Oh my god, maybe I could be 1:06:18.360 --> 1:06:20.280 Funkle that's your famous uncle. 1:06:22.640 --> 1:06:23.320 No, that'd be me. 1:06:23.760 --> 1:06:27.440 All right, let's go what about uncle. That's your sinner uncle. 1:06:28.360 --> 1:06:32.560 Funkle uncle. That's what they'd say behind our back. We 1:06:32.600 --> 1:06:37.280 can say you, but you two can't. Yeah, Uncle, my 1:06:37.640 --> 1:06:40.440 sinning uncle. I just said that sinning. 1:06:40.640 --> 1:06:42.040 Yeah, he literally just said that. 1:06:42.160 --> 1:06:46.560 I didn't hear. What about Funkle famous uncle. Now that's 1:06:46.560 --> 1:06:48.600 a joke because that one I. 1:06:48.480 --> 1:06:49.160 Did that one? 1:06:49.160 --> 1:06:51.959 Why do I bother that one? Why do I bother? 1:06:52.200 --> 1:06:54.840 All right, everyone, thank you for listening throughout the year. 1:06:55.080 --> 1:06:57.840 My god, we really taken one break this year. We've 1:06:57.840 --> 1:06:59.520 given you a lot of episodes. 1:06:59.680 --> 1:07:03.720 Yeah, we thought that we could during Sydney Lockdown midyear, 1:07:03.720 --> 1:07:05.440 when we'd usually take a break, we thought, let's just 1:07:05.520 --> 1:07:07.880 power through. What's the worst that could happen? And then 1:07:07.880 --> 1:07:09.720 we realized that the words that can happen is that 1:07:09.760 --> 1:07:12.960 we get intensely burnt out. And now here we are 1:07:13.160 --> 1:07:14.640 bidding you farewell. 1:07:14.880 --> 1:07:17.720 Burnt out, We are cooked. 1:07:17.720 --> 1:07:19.080 Engulfed in flames. 1:07:19.480 --> 1:07:23.480 Risby scolded, I've fucking burned out. Sam's burnt out. 1:07:23.520 --> 1:07:28.480 I look like sover Dealsio. Oh yeah, Oh well I 1:07:28.560 --> 1:07:31.360 might edit that out. No one laughed. 1:07:31.640 --> 1:07:32.720 Hell, she's a poor girl. 1:07:32.840 --> 1:07:36.920 Let's all laugh at a burn's victim. A Now, fuck it, 1:07:37.000 --> 1:07:37.560 that's staying in. 1:07:37.840 --> 1:07:39.920 We should say thank you to everyone for listening. Thank 1:07:39.960 --> 1:07:41.680 you to our new listeners as well, those who've come 1:07:41.720 --> 1:07:45.120 from TikTok and beyond Jonesy and Amanda's audience. Yes, we 1:07:45.160 --> 1:07:46.520 appreciate the one listener we got from that. 1:07:46.680 --> 1:07:48.800 Yeah, whether you stick by this week by week or 1:07:48.800 --> 1:07:51.320 you pop in from time to time. We appreciate it 1:07:51.440 --> 1:07:53.760 and thank you for letting us keep you company. 1:07:53.880 --> 1:07:55.440 Yep, you can keep in touch with us. We're only 1:07:55.480 --> 1:07:56.760 going to be gone for a couple of weeks. You 1:07:56.760 --> 1:07:59.160 can get me on Instagram, meet you on Instagram, on TikTok, 1:07:59.240 --> 1:07:59.720 or on everything. 1:07:59.760 --> 1:08:02.160 Yeah, mitches turned off his bloody green light and his 1:08:02.240 --> 1:08:03.920 red receipts so he won't fucking talk to you. 1:08:03.920 --> 1:08:08.720 And ready for Early Night over it We love yet 1:08:08.760 --> 1:08:11.439 Jenna will be taking over. This is our last show 1:08:11.480 --> 1:08:14.120 for the year, but the Genocide Show will kick off 1:08:14.160 --> 1:08:14.640 next week. 1:08:14.760 --> 1:08:17.360 I can't wait for the Genocide Show. I just feel 1:08:17.400 --> 1:08:19.640 like we need to reiterate that we weren't kidding. I 1:08:19.640 --> 1:08:21.280 feel like she thought this was a running joke the 1:08:21.320 --> 1:08:23.200 whole time, and that she doesn't actually have a commitment. 1:08:23.280 --> 1:08:23.960 No, it's happening. 1:08:24.120 --> 1:08:27.000 Well, how's EP one going? Well, I have a week 1:08:27.040 --> 1:08:28.280 to do it right. 1:08:28.600 --> 1:08:30.880 You signed a contract, Jenna on the air. We have 1:08:31.320 --> 1:08:32.200 visual and. 1:08:32.240 --> 1:08:34.960 Audio and don't think we won't take you to court. 1:08:35.240 --> 1:08:37.599 Okay, take me to court because I'm doing it. 1:08:37.920 --> 1:08:40.479 Well that we wouldn't need to take it exactly. We 1:08:40.520 --> 1:08:41.800 can go over the contract later to be. 1:08:41.800 --> 1:08:43.479 A waste of money for you anyway, Mitchure, what are 1:08:43.479 --> 1:08:45.000 her plans for the holidays? Anything happening? 1:08:45.280 --> 1:08:46.840 I'n't really got anything planned, to be honest. 1:08:46.880 --> 1:08:48.040 Going back home that'll be nice. 1:08:48.120 --> 1:08:50.240 Yeah, yeah, I haven't been able to do that for ages. 1:08:51.800 --> 1:08:54.160 I don't know. Yeah, it's kind of looking forward to 1:08:54.200 --> 1:08:57.679 chilling because the thing is, I've I do like my life, 1:08:58.360 --> 1:09:00.559 but I just want to enjoy that life without having 1:09:00.560 --> 1:09:03.720 to do things. It's one a chill in my own environment. 1:09:03.880 --> 1:09:06.000 Basking the money we've made this year, which you would 1:09:06.080 --> 1:09:06.760 not believe it. 1:09:06.920 --> 1:09:08.960 No, no, no, I don't bask bath. I've got a batham 1:09:09.080 --> 1:09:11.000 on sweet full of our cash now, oh yeah, gener 1:09:11.040 --> 1:09:11.720 it's illudicrius. 1:09:11.720 --> 1:09:12.680 We don't put it in the bank, so we just 1:09:12.680 --> 1:09:13.479 put it in Mitch's bath. 1:09:13.560 --> 1:09:14.000 Of course. 1:09:14.040 --> 1:09:16.439 Of course, that many zeros, I'm shocked do exist, to 1:09:16.439 --> 1:09:18.400 be honest, But it's twenty twenty one for us. 1:09:18.600 --> 1:09:21.720 Like the emergency services number, quadriple it, that's us. 1:09:21.760 --> 1:09:24.439 It's a lot, so many makes sense. 1:09:24.320 --> 1:09:27.160 Now, ambulance it's just rolls. 1:09:27.240 --> 1:09:29.080 Jenny. You've got a tea bag on your knee in 1:09:29.120 --> 1:09:31.240 that bit. Oh no, yeah, yeah. 1:09:31.080 --> 1:09:33.479 It's pretty shy, all right. We will see you guys 1:09:33.520 --> 1:09:35.840 next year. I thank you for listening throughout the year. 1:09:36.160 --> 1:09:38.000 Yeah, I love you, appreciate it. I should have asked 1:09:38.000 --> 1:09:39.920 what you guys are doing over Christmas? Sorry you asked me. 1:09:40.240 --> 1:09:41.360 I had a very boring answer. 1:09:41.400 --> 1:09:44.519 I'm worth working until Christmas Eve, and then I get 1:09:44.520 --> 1:09:46.320 a couple of days off and I'm back working hosting 1:09:46.320 --> 1:09:47.840 the New Year's Eve show, and then I actually have 1:09:47.960 --> 1:09:48.400 time off. 1:09:48.720 --> 1:09:49.800 What are you doing with that time off? 1:09:49.840 --> 1:09:51.599 I don't know. I don't know. We were going. 1:09:51.640 --> 1:09:53.599 I'll so you're not going overseas. 1:09:53.120 --> 1:09:54.479 Not to La. We can't. I'm a cross. 1:09:54.600 --> 1:09:56.360 So you can come to Bogan Gate. 1:09:56.680 --> 1:10:02.759 The cosy music's getting allowed by the second. Enjoy your Christmas, 1:10:02.880 --> 1:10:05.240 enjoy your time with your family, Stay safe, please, and 1:10:05.240 --> 1:10:06.639 we'll see you next year for season four. 1:10:06.800 --> 1:10:07.880 Love you idiots, Bye bye. 1:10:08.520 --> 1:10:09.720 Is it just me? 1:10:10.240 --> 1:10:13.439 A podcast by a couple of miches. Make sure you've 1:10:13.520 --> 1:10:18.800 hit follow on your podcast. 1:10:31.960 --> 1:10:33.960 Welcome to a to D Brief. This is our secret 1:10:34.000 --> 1:10:36.960 segment on the end last add brief for the year. 1:10:37.680 --> 1:10:39.760 You pretend that we're going and then we keep talking shit. 1:10:39.800 --> 1:10:42.080 Hopefully no one hears this because it's embarrassing. We've got 1:10:42.080 --> 1:10:44.880 ADHD we can't stay on track. Our thoughts go. All 1:10:44.920 --> 1:10:45.920 thoughts are weird places. 1:10:46.000 --> 1:10:48.599 Yeah, that's sometimes the best part. Last week, though, voted 1:10:48.600 --> 1:10:51.000 by fans the worst ad debrief in history, and that 1:10:51.080 --> 1:10:53.000 is I've had multiple dms to corroborate. 1:10:53.080 --> 1:10:54.640 It was my favorite, purely. I'll come in. 1:10:54.680 --> 1:10:55.479 Sam's coming in. 1:10:55.760 --> 1:10:58.360 Sam. Hi, you haven't come for a wine top, I've 1:10:58.400 --> 1:11:00.479 have you because mummy's had a week. It's gone, I will. 1:11:02.120 --> 1:11:04.800 I can confirmed. By the way, last week horrendous. 1:11:05.040 --> 1:11:07.960 Yeah, I told you, But in many ways for me, 1:11:08.120 --> 1:11:10.839 last week was my favorite add beef because Mitchell finally 1:11:10.880 --> 1:11:14.000 conceded that having sound effects blared at you aimlessly, it's 1:11:14.000 --> 1:11:16.840 fucking annoying. He goes, Actually, I get where you're coming from. 1:11:16.960 --> 1:11:22.519 Get out. Guess who that is? Oh, guess Margo. Robbie 1:11:23.680 --> 1:11:25.400 got a new film coming out, nothing to do with us, 1:11:25.680 --> 1:11:27.280 but it's just came through the same I. 1:11:27.280 --> 1:11:28.720 Thought I was bad at reading the room. 1:11:28.760 --> 1:11:31.160 No one cares, General one cares. 1:11:31.479 --> 1:11:33.920 I thought they were good. Enjoy your Christmas different. Where 1:11:33.920 --> 1:11:35.400 are you going, Jenna? What are you doing spending time 1:11:35.439 --> 1:11:36.280 in your castle? 1:11:37.000 --> 1:11:41.320 No, I'm working on the podcast. Oh the Genocide Show? 1:11:41.400 --> 1:11:44.040 How long will the episodes go for it's a secret. 1:11:44.439 --> 1:11:47.719 I think fifteen minutes, producer, no more. 1:11:47.560 --> 1:11:51.479 No, I think they're can be longer than and as CEO, 1:11:52.200 --> 1:11:57.240 my suggestion would be maybe only three genocide shows, because 1:11:57.240 --> 1:11:59.800 that would take you through to Christmas and the week 1:11:59.840 --> 1:12:03.040 of New Year's like the third, and then everyone can 1:12:03.080 --> 1:12:04.520 just suffer through January. 1:12:04.640 --> 1:12:07.040 So you'll have one week commencing the twentieth Jenna have 1:12:07.120 --> 1:12:10.080 a Christmas special. I think we'll try to get Delta finger. 1:12:10.120 --> 1:12:11.960 I think week one will be the Christmas special. 1:12:12.040 --> 1:12:14.360 Yeah, oh ye, because it's the week commencing the twentieth. Yeah, 1:12:14.400 --> 1:12:17.320 so you can talk Christmas stuff there with Delta. She coming, 1:12:17.520 --> 1:12:20.479 she's TBC. She's doing a background check on you. Okay, 1:12:20.760 --> 1:12:22.800 the twenty seventh, Yeah, we'll do it. We'll do New 1:12:22.840 --> 1:12:25.400 Year's one, we don't content TBC, and then why don't 1:12:25.400 --> 1:12:27.360 you do another one? Okay, may as well? 1:12:27.479 --> 1:12:28.280 Yeah, me as well. 1:12:28.400 --> 1:12:29.840 We can start with three and see how we go 1:12:29.880 --> 1:12:32.599 from there. But I say we can do four if 1:12:32.600 --> 1:12:33.320 we have momentum. 1:12:33.479 --> 1:12:35.439 Yeah, of course, which we will. 1:12:35.520 --> 1:12:39.360 I'm already feeling that momentum. Go oh no, why don't 1:12:39.400 --> 1:12:42.760 we just air one clienting quicker than Lisa Wilkinson's popularity. 1:12:44.160 --> 1:12:45.680 It really is bad at the moment, isn't it. 1:12:45.800 --> 1:12:46.000 Yeah? 1:12:46.720 --> 1:12:47.439 What has she done? 1:12:48.680 --> 1:12:49.000 Did I? 1:12:49.560 --> 1:12:50.320 She's just off? 1:12:50.920 --> 1:12:51.639 She is off. 1:12:52.000 --> 1:12:53.920 You can tell she'll be a new carrier. And in 1:12:53.960 --> 1:12:54.920 twenty twenty two. 1:12:54.720 --> 1:12:55.519 She just checked out. 1:12:55.600 --> 1:12:57.840 We just decided to hate her for no read my god. 1:12:57.960 --> 1:13:00.000 The one thing I'm excited about about any season three 1:13:00.200 --> 1:13:02.840 is fucking off Kerry Anne from our opener, Thank god, 1:13:02.920 --> 1:13:03.519 she's gone. 1:13:03.840 --> 1:13:05.840 Yeah she's a cow. Did you see that she started 1:13:05.920 --> 1:13:08.679 up very old beef with Yumith Steyn. 1:13:08.760 --> 1:13:09.360 I did see that. 1:13:10.120 --> 1:13:11.720 I only thought that this before Jenny showed me. 1:13:11.880 --> 1:13:12.799 That's very recent. 1:13:12.920 --> 1:13:16.200 That was in like our season two, like twenty twenty opener, 1:13:16.200 --> 1:13:17.760 and it's like they wrestl dwelling on it. 1:13:18.160 --> 1:13:20.040 Yeah, who asked who had a red carpet? Jenna? What's 1:13:20.040 --> 1:13:20.639 the story there? 1:13:22.000 --> 1:13:23.519 Maybe you should bring up jenny'sone news. 1:13:23.520 --> 1:13:26.040 But yeah, you know what, that's a really good point. 1:13:26.160 --> 1:13:34.200 It's a segment that we could even potentially do all 1:13:34.280 --> 1:13:38.600 thanks to Beaga Cheese. Here's Jenny's Janius. 1:13:39.560 --> 1:13:46.520 Thanks Mitch. Carry Kenny reignites her feared with Yimmy Stein's 1:13:46.520 --> 1:13:49.080 on the red carpet at a Sydney event as she 1:13:49.160 --> 1:13:51.439 goes on a rant about the radio star who called 1:13:51.439 --> 1:13:54.439 a racist two years ago. Before, the pair are seen 1:13:54.560 --> 1:13:57.720 having a very intense conversation, Wow. 1:13:58.240 --> 1:14:02.880 What else we're on radio? Bad plays? That's interesting, Jennet Moore, 1:14:03.200 --> 1:14:06.080 Jane News come up in a bit. Yep, he's kesher. 1:14:06.520 --> 1:14:07.840 I am strange. 1:14:09.360 --> 1:14:09.599 Done. 1:14:09.760 --> 1:14:11.840 The story was done, notthing else that was. 1:14:12.120 --> 1:14:14.000 Then there are quotes from Kerry Anne. 1:14:14.720 --> 1:14:15.839 Would you like the quote? 1:14:16.000 --> 1:14:17.280 Yeah, go for it. 1:14:17.880 --> 1:14:21.080 Keriy Anne says I haven't seen her since that day. 1:14:21.320 --> 1:14:23.360 She didn't turn up for work the next day. She 1:14:23.439 --> 1:14:25.760 was booked to do three days, and that night she 1:14:25.840 --> 1:14:28.120 texts our executive producer. 1:14:27.640 --> 1:14:29.760 And said, I think I'm having a day off and 1:14:29.800 --> 1:14:32.360 never turned up. When asked if she was planning on 1:14:32.439 --> 1:14:36.320 speaking to Stein's at Wednesday's event, Kenney said, well, yeah, 1:14:36.520 --> 1:14:39.559 I'm not anti. I'm not embarrassed about what happened, what 1:14:39.600 --> 1:14:42.400 I said and how I reacted. I have no issue. 1:14:42.720 --> 1:14:45.040 She's powerful with what she said, but I will not 1:14:45.120 --> 1:14:47.519 say that it wasn't hurtful to be called a racist. 1:14:47.720 --> 1:14:50.600 Oh I cane? 1:14:50.720 --> 1:14:52.240 Yeah, shut the fuck up. 1:14:52.400 --> 1:14:56.000 For someone who is as ancient as she is, she's 1:14:56.120 --> 1:14:59.240 so immature couldn't agree morecisely. 1:14:58.920 --> 1:15:01.759 Love's a glittered moment every red carpet. She's always sequined. 1:15:01.960 --> 1:15:03.960 Loves the calf tan, loves the calf tan. 1:15:05.000 --> 1:15:06.280 Could you wear a calf tan? Would you ever wear 1:15:06.400 --> 1:15:06.960 a camilla? 1:15:07.920 --> 1:15:09.639 Why did that thought pop into your hand? 1:15:09.680 --> 1:15:11.719 Because I feel like there's something you'd be interested in wearing. 1:15:12.880 --> 1:15:15.160 No, although they look so comfy, so I do get 1:15:15.160 --> 1:15:17.599 the They do look comfortable, a lot of easy access. 1:15:17.640 --> 1:15:20.839 Just lift them up and go for it to the bathroom, 1:15:20.840 --> 1:15:25.800 that is. Yeah. Anyway, what a season it's been. Have 1:15:25.800 --> 1:15:26.719 any highlights anyone? 1:15:26.880 --> 1:15:29.679 Can we circle back to you talking about shaving your pubes? Yeah, 1:15:29.760 --> 1:15:31.200 I don't get the issue. Why do you need to 1:15:31.240 --> 1:15:31.840 cool it down. 1:15:32.120 --> 1:15:34.960 It's not cooling down, it's caught. It's just temporary char 1:15:35.560 --> 1:15:37.599 like I'm not hot in going fuck, I feel hot, 1:15:37.760 --> 1:15:39.880 it's just when you get out of the shower you steaming. 1:15:39.920 --> 1:15:42.479 Your paws are open. I prefer to do it on 1:15:42.479 --> 1:15:45.280 a completely dry surface and cooling it with cold air 1:15:45.400 --> 1:15:46.599 just gets it primed and ready. 1:15:46.439 --> 1:15:49.439 To completely dry surface. Isn't that a dry shave which 1:15:49.479 --> 1:15:52.120 everyone advises against, Like dry shave is when you get 1:15:52.120 --> 1:15:53.719 fucking warts and shit. 1:15:54.080 --> 1:15:56.400 Now, But you've just been more strokes, you've been in 1:15:56.439 --> 1:15:57.960 the shower, you've just cleaned yourself. 1:15:58.080 --> 1:15:59.960 Now, are you doing a complete shave or just. 1:16:00.360 --> 1:16:01.679 Oh god, no, not a complete show? 1:16:01.680 --> 1:16:03.280 Oh well that's okay. 1:16:03.800 --> 1:16:06.400 I thought you were doing a full on close shade. 1:16:06.680 --> 1:16:09.840 Really should have specified that, because I was like, why 1:16:09.880 --> 1:16:12.640 would you dry them off before running a ray on 1:16:12.680 --> 1:16:13.240 your thin. 1:16:13.200 --> 1:16:16.000 Who completely bald shaves their pubes in twenty twenty one? 1:16:16.240 --> 1:16:16.519 Not me? 1:16:17.160 --> 1:16:21.520 Are you bald? Jenner? People aren't bald in the pubey? 1:16:22.520 --> 1:16:23.080 Oh god? 1:16:23.200 --> 1:16:26.960 No? Are you saying no? Oh in your eye? Like 1:16:27.479 --> 1:16:28.639 I'm like a baby down there? 1:16:28.960 --> 1:16:29.240 No? 1:16:29.120 --> 1:16:30.519 No, I've got to pull that off? 1:16:30.600 --> 1:16:33.439 Yeah, no, you couldn't. It takes a very specific type 1:16:33.439 --> 1:16:35.960 of person to put it. Takes a very specific adult 1:16:36.000 --> 1:16:39.519 to pull off no hair down there? Yeah, in fact, 1:16:39.600 --> 1:16:42.479 especially for guys, especially for guys who's. 1:16:42.280 --> 1:16:44.400 Got the stubble rash. No good? 1:16:44.560 --> 1:16:46.200 Are you can understand my confusion? 1:16:46.720 --> 1:16:49.000 Yeah? Because if you thought I was bear down. 1:16:48.800 --> 1:16:51.080 There, No, I thought you meant not the actual like 1:16:51.160 --> 1:16:53.360 you know, Clipper the bit. No, I didn't think he 1:16:53.439 --> 1:16:55.080 meant the bit like the pel of its bit. I 1:16:55.080 --> 1:16:58.200 thought you meant all the shitty flyaways down there. I 1:16:58.240 --> 1:17:00.640 was like, you want that wet if you're taking care 1:17:00.680 --> 1:17:01.320 of that a god? 1:17:01.400 --> 1:17:04.439 Yeah, I used bioil on that ship, thank god. 1:17:04.600 --> 1:17:06.439 No, I really thought you were a maniac. 1:17:06.520 --> 1:17:09.640 No, because you know, I'm glad we cleaned that up. 1:17:09.840 --> 1:17:13.000 I'm glad we circle back to that anyway. 1:17:13.280 --> 1:17:17.800 Anyone have it in New Year's Resolutions? Workless? 1:17:18.040 --> 1:17:19.960 Yeah, that'd be nice. Yeah. 1:17:20.160 --> 1:17:21.880 I ticked that off last year. 1:17:21.960 --> 1:17:24.000 Yeah he did, Jenna, what did you have anything? 1:17:24.680 --> 1:17:28.360 No, I'll think about it. Yeah, from my genocide show. 1:17:29.600 --> 1:17:30.360 Oh genocide. 1:17:30.400 --> 1:17:33.000 Sorry, you'll think about it and you will reveal it 1:17:33.040 --> 1:17:35.400 exclusively on the Genocide. So you're hooking and teasing as 1:17:35.520 --> 1:17:38.920 we currently Wow, so just wait, Jenna will reveal her 1:17:38.920 --> 1:17:41.880 new Year's resolution in the New Year's show. That's great marketing, Jenna, 1:17:41.920 --> 1:17:44.200 well done by on your behalf. I can't wait for that. 1:17:44.800 --> 1:17:48.360 You can stick around, don't go away. 1:17:48.520 --> 1:17:49.439 No, it's pretty big. 1:17:50.360 --> 1:17:52.479 I feel that you should finally take us up on 1:17:52.520 --> 1:17:55.080 our generous offer to teach you to drive or whatever. 1:17:55.360 --> 1:17:58.599 I can't. I can't make your resolutions for you. Stay 1:17:58.640 --> 1:17:59.200 on yours. 1:18:00.560 --> 1:18:03.120 Maybe we could start the season four with that. 1:18:04.400 --> 1:18:07.840 You know, I quite like that. I'm up for it. 1:18:08.320 --> 1:18:09.320 Can we make it happen. 1:18:09.840 --> 1:18:12.040 I thought you were hooking and teasing, but sure, she 1:18:12.160 --> 1:18:16.000 just blew alone. Now that's as I'll have another resolution. 1:18:16.280 --> 1:18:18.160 All right, do you still have your cat? 1:18:18.920 --> 1:18:19.519 Of course I do. 1:18:19.960 --> 1:18:24.080 Where you go through cats photo it she's. 1:18:23.960 --> 1:18:27.040 Getting her picture with Santa. 1:18:26.120 --> 1:18:30.120 Oh are you no? 1:18:31.040 --> 1:18:33.040 I know my daughter? Well, she would not want a 1:18:33.040 --> 1:18:34.360 Photoalla hates people. 1:18:34.360 --> 1:18:36.800 It takes about three hours of belly rubs with hands 1:18:36.840 --> 1:18:38.680 in the air to show that you are innocent for 1:18:38.720 --> 1:18:40.519 her to even like you, and Santa does not have 1:18:40.560 --> 1:18:40.960 that time. 1:18:42.080 --> 1:18:44.679 Well, no, I think specifically it's people like you and Santa. 1:18:44.760 --> 1:18:46.920 She can't stand loud. 1:18:47.240 --> 1:18:51.920 Large, joyous general population. What a terrible person to be. 1:18:51.880 --> 1:18:56.320 But also mildly creepy. Excuse you, it was a jack, 1:18:56.439 --> 1:18:56.880 do you get it? 1:18:57.160 --> 1:18:58.600 Not creepy? And Isabella loves me. 1:18:58.600 --> 1:18:58.720 Now. 1:18:58.800 --> 1:19:00.960 I thought we had this understanding that sometimes we tell jokes. 1:19:03.080 --> 1:19:08.519 It's just serious current affairs. Tonight tonight on the shower, guys, 1:19:08.520 --> 1:19:10.760 I have no brain power left. I'm actually my brain 1:19:10.880 --> 1:19:14.000 is mush. I don't know how you guys do breakfast? 1:19:14.040 --> 1:19:14.320 Wake up? 1:19:14.400 --> 1:19:15.880 What time was your alarm when you do breakfast? 1:19:15.920 --> 1:19:20.400 Mitch A three thirty? Yeah, I think no, three fifteen. 1:19:20.840 --> 1:19:23.519 Hellish, Yeah, hellish. 1:19:23.520 --> 1:19:25.439 And you have to do a huge detail to pick 1:19:25.479 --> 1:19:26.360 up Jenner every morning. 1:19:26.600 --> 1:19:28.800 Oh yeah, that's what I do. 1:19:29.000 --> 1:19:30.040 I give and I give. 1:19:30.160 --> 1:19:33.400 Give. What did you do now that he's resigned, Jenna. 1:19:33.479 --> 1:19:36.160 She risks being brutally attacked on the dark streets of 1:19:36.240 --> 1:19:38.519 Macquarie Park every morning. That's what she does. 1:19:38.640 --> 1:19:41.799 Worth it, is it? Yeah? For your employment? 1:19:42.760 --> 1:19:43.000 Yeah? 1:19:43.040 --> 1:19:44.600 So what are you doing next year, Jane? This is 1:19:44.600 --> 1:19:45.799 another year with Johnson and Amanda. 1:19:46.160 --> 1:19:50.720 Yep, right, yeah, yeah, it's going to be good. 1:19:51.160 --> 1:19:51.360 More. 1:19:51.960 --> 1:19:54.000 I'll reveal more on the podcast. 1:19:53.640 --> 1:19:57.719 In the Jena Sidher, Ah, you'll reveal what the job 1:19:57.840 --> 1:19:59.479 that you have done for years will be. 1:19:59.720 --> 1:20:03.160 You don't know that it could be changing left went 1:20:03.200 --> 1:20:03.679 and see. 1:20:04.439 --> 1:20:07.960 Well, I'll accept your resignation gladly if that's what you're thinking. 1:20:08.080 --> 1:20:10.639 No, there's no resignation going on. 1:20:10.920 --> 1:20:14.160 Well true, Jenna, there is something we have to do. 1:20:16.120 --> 1:20:18.760 Let us celebrate multiple achievements in the last few weeks. 1:20:18.800 --> 1:20:21.679 Jenner is an ACRO Australian Commercial Radio Award winner. 1:20:22.439 --> 1:20:26.879 Although she never displays these skills and capabilities. Now, yeah, 1:20:27.080 --> 1:20:29.880 she has impressed the judges for her radio award. 1:20:30.280 --> 1:20:32.360 Jenna, congratulations, sound the. 1:20:32.400 --> 1:20:36.280 Horns, thank you, best off a Newcomer, Yes, which can 1:20:36.360 --> 1:20:39.680 I just say best off a newcomer. 1:20:40.600 --> 1:20:42.800 He's like giving an Oscar for best Newcomer to fucking 1:20:42.880 --> 1:20:46.520 Dame Ellen Mirron have been in radio. 1:20:46.640 --> 1:20:47.679 Almost four years. 1:20:49.400 --> 1:20:52.080 That it's because there were so many years of COLVID 1:20:52.080 --> 1:20:54.360 where the radio awards were canceled, so they were kind 1:20:54.360 --> 1:20:56.880 of taking the whole period into account, like a three 1:20:56.960 --> 1:21:00.960 year period, bearing in mind the last radio awards prior 1:21:01.000 --> 1:21:03.960 to COVID. I was also up for Best Off and Newcomer. Yes, 1:21:04.160 --> 1:21:07.920 but I don't know there was some gripe between the 1:21:08.040 --> 1:21:10.559 judges and Kiss that year because not one Kiss staff 1:21:10.600 --> 1:21:13.559 member one. It couldn't be because I wasn't the best 1:21:13.920 --> 1:21:16.200 because some fucking dog from Triple M won it. 1:21:16.240 --> 1:21:16.840 Who won it? 1:21:16.960 --> 1:21:21.639 Some Digital, a guy named Will Yeah, some clown working 1:21:21.680 --> 1:21:25.720 for moon Man Ripe. Yeah, he got it over me, 1:21:25.760 --> 1:21:27.640 which just doesn't make any sense to me. 1:21:28.120 --> 1:21:28.320 Yeah. 1:21:28.360 --> 1:21:31.760 I lost my acra, my first acre to two up 1:21:31.760 --> 1:21:36.920 and comers, and to this date and what they've done. 1:21:36.880 --> 1:21:39.280 Themselves, No, I think I think they're going on to 1:21:39.360 --> 1:21:41.240 big things. Mission Andy yeah, yeah. 1:21:41.120 --> 1:21:46.479 Yeah, I'll tell you what iPhone funny yourself. 1:21:47.120 --> 1:21:50.200 The four of us here that akro win is a Salmini. 1:21:50.920 --> 1:21:54.000 Yeah, so is that right? 1:21:54.720 --> 1:21:57.320 You know it's much harder to win for presenting category 1:21:57.479 --> 1:22:00.439 than it is for stabling a piece of paper. 1:22:01.120 --> 1:22:07.080 Oh okay, told me? Well, I feel that. Another reason 1:22:07.120 --> 1:22:09.599 I didn't win is because I didn't write complete lies 1:22:09.640 --> 1:22:11.479 on my application. You know what Jenna wrote on her 1:22:11.520 --> 1:22:15.040 application for Best Off and Newcomer In addition to my 1:22:15.240 --> 1:22:19.000 WSFM Judith, I am a producer? Is it just me? 1:22:19.120 --> 1:22:20.200 The podcast I did. 1:22:20.040 --> 1:22:20.560 Not roll on? 1:22:20.760 --> 1:22:22.439 So you were skating on our success? 1:22:22.640 --> 1:22:24.640 That was my thirty under thirty one? 1:22:24.800 --> 1:22:28.960 Again? Another lie under thirty Yeah? 1:22:27.400 --> 1:22:30.640 I know, yes, I admit to that and that. 1:22:31.479 --> 1:22:32.960 What did you win for that? Tell us what that is? 1:22:33.000 --> 1:22:33.200 Again? 1:22:33.280 --> 1:22:35.599 The first seven year old woman to win a thirty under. 1:22:35.439 --> 1:22:37.679 Thirty one and I'm proud. 1:22:38.280 --> 1:22:40.599 Now did you get a trophy for that? Did you? Sam? 1:22:40.640 --> 1:22:43.599 Do you and Jenna? Because the acras were remote this year, 1:22:43.600 --> 1:22:45.320 they weren't held at a function center? 1:22:45.400 --> 1:22:48.000 Oh were they? No? No? Well fuck, I don't want one. 1:22:48.040 --> 1:22:50.120 They were digital. Did you guys get sent a trophy 1:22:50.320 --> 1:22:50.840 to pay for it? 1:22:51.439 --> 1:22:54.559 I have no idea. No one has texted me, no 1:22:54.560 --> 1:22:55.519 one has said anything. 1:22:55.600 --> 1:22:57.840 Yeah, sorry, Sam, we actually should say, Sam, what what acro? 1:22:57.920 --> 1:22:58.599 Did you win? Again? 1:22:59.720 --> 1:23:02.040 Some multi media multimedia one? 1:23:02.400 --> 1:23:03.120 Never remember it? 1:23:03.560 --> 1:23:05.800 But yeah, no, I found out in a hotel room 1:23:06.120 --> 1:23:09.040 by myself and by yourself. 1:23:09.200 --> 1:23:14.439 You're Krishnis listening, isn't she? You're like by myself. I 1:23:14.520 --> 1:23:16.840 swear I would buy myself in a hotel room and 1:23:16.840 --> 1:23:17.120 I was. 1:23:17.080 --> 1:23:21.120 Dry as a barone. Why are you telling us that part? Yeah? 1:23:21.160 --> 1:23:21.519 I don't know. 1:23:21.920 --> 1:23:23.519 Do we get something? 1:23:23.560 --> 1:23:23.960 I don't know? 1:23:24.120 --> 1:23:27.200 Of course you wouldn't get cash, you get a trophy? 1:23:27.680 --> 1:23:29.040 Do you actually not have one? No? 1:23:29.040 --> 1:23:31.479 No, I didn't send them. Mark, that's stupid. 1:23:31.520 --> 1:23:33.760 Don't even have finalists. Give me there bottles. 1:23:34.200 --> 1:23:35.200 Let's call them. 1:23:35.600 --> 1:23:39.400 Call the commercial Radio Australia now and say Hi, it's 1:23:39.479 --> 1:23:42.320 me Mitch Cherry. You know me obviously, but I don't 1:23:42.320 --> 1:23:42.639 know you. 1:23:42.640 --> 1:23:44.559 You didn't give me best comedy segment. You go it 1:23:44.600 --> 1:23:46.719 to Henry and Anderson. 1:23:47.120 --> 1:23:49.919 Yeah, yeah, HAMI. 1:23:49.720 --> 1:23:56.160 Should Mandy Raymi the closed down for the year. That's 1:23:56.200 --> 1:23:56.519 a shame. 1:23:56.560 --> 1:24:00.920 How have you ever won a trophy? Yeah? What was 1:24:00.960 --> 1:24:01.519 it for. 1:24:03.439 --> 1:24:08.120 Water Polo? I think was Nationals New Zealand. I didn't 1:24:08.120 --> 1:24:09.679 even play on the team. They just took me from Morale. 1:24:10.040 --> 1:24:12.200 Yeah, you're a cheerleader. 1:24:12.479 --> 1:24:13.760 Yeah yeah, by the side of the pool. 1:24:13.800 --> 1:24:15.800 Still you were really good at drawing zinc on their 1:24:15.840 --> 1:24:16.800 legs and shit, now you. 1:24:16.720 --> 1:24:19.200 Put on an at Yeah. Have you won a trophy? 1:24:20.040 --> 1:24:23.240 Only one? And I was so fucking annoyed as a 1:24:23.320 --> 1:24:25.400 kid because my brother had like forty trophies, like they 1:24:25.479 --> 1:24:27.559 just give him to anyone when you play football and soccer. 1:24:27.800 --> 1:24:30.880 If you play cricket, it's like best bowler clean it's 1:24:30.880 --> 1:24:33.760 white pants, like his fucking wardrobe was full of them. 1:24:33.800 --> 1:24:36.080 And I didn't get any until I think it was 1:24:36.120 --> 1:24:38.639 twenty sixteen when I moved to Sydney and I got 1:24:39.040 --> 1:24:42.240 Vocational Student of the Year, which means out of every 1:24:42.320 --> 1:24:45.200 bastard that went to tape in New South Wales, I 1:24:45.320 --> 1:24:45.920 was the best. 1:24:46.320 --> 1:24:47.639 What's vocational mean? 1:24:48.120 --> 1:24:50.840 I don't know, but can you congratulate me or something? 1:24:52.960 --> 1:24:55.720 I was the best fucking taste huden out of all 1:24:55.760 --> 1:24:57.439 of the state in that year. And you know what, 1:24:58.160 --> 1:25:01.240 five years later, I clearly only been duds after me 1:25:01.280 --> 1:25:03.120 because now they've asked me to come back and host 1:25:03.160 --> 1:25:06.920 the award. Oh my gosh, and the Vocational Student of 1:25:06.960 --> 1:25:09.720 the Year ward goes too. I'm just warming up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 1:25:09.840 --> 1:25:11.920 I got a first place ribbon for blowing a ping 1:25:11.960 --> 1:25:13.599 pong ball off the top of the pool from one 1:25:13.600 --> 1:25:14.160 side of the other. 1:25:14.360 --> 1:25:14.880 Get out. 1:25:16.040 --> 1:25:18.400 That was a race put ping pong balls on top 1:25:18.439 --> 1:25:19.439 of the water. And you because you come of to 1:25:19.560 --> 1:25:23.080 in there, that's sunset along the surface. Some fucking mind. 1:25:24.000 --> 1:25:24.679 Many trophies. 1:25:25.720 --> 1:25:28.360 I went home a couple of weeks ago and for 1:25:28.439 --> 1:25:33.800 the first, very very gracious, I found a trophy in 1:25:33.880 --> 1:25:36.800 a bottom jaw from two thousand and two, and it 1:25:36.920 --> 1:25:38.960 was the Junior Encouragement. 1:25:38.439 --> 1:25:42.679 Awards for music. See what I mean for music? 1:25:43.520 --> 1:25:46.040 Yeah, in two thousand and two, I was six or something. 1:25:46.240 --> 1:25:48.439 I was going to say, see sport, they give stupid 1:25:48.439 --> 1:25:52.799 subcategy because like seeenior encouragement, junior encouragement, geriatric encouragment. 1:25:52.880 --> 1:25:54.200 Yeah, they do it for everyone. 1:25:54.640 --> 1:25:58.040 But yeah, music, that's good. You got junior music encouragement. 1:25:58.120 --> 1:26:00.280 Fuck are you guys on the walls in your school? 1:26:00.280 --> 1:26:01.760 You know the big wooden parks that they put up 1:26:01.760 --> 1:26:03.840 in the halls and they like get someone that makes 1:26:03.880 --> 1:26:06.439 gold lettering to just put your name on, like school captain, 1:26:06.720 --> 1:26:08.400 and then it's got like from when the school opened 1:26:08.439 --> 1:26:10.200 in nineteen sixteen to the current day. 1:26:10.200 --> 1:26:11.400 Oh yeah in one of those. 1:26:11.479 --> 1:26:14.439 Yeah, I'm on mine. I won the Drama Award every 1:26:14.520 --> 1:26:17.559 year from year seven until year twelve, except in year 1:26:17.600 --> 1:26:20.080 eleven when they realized that I wouldn't I have won 1:26:20.160 --> 1:26:22.120 every year, so they gave it to someone else. And 1:26:22.120 --> 1:26:24.320 the teachers even pulled me aside and said, oh, it 1:26:24.400 --> 1:26:26.040 was going to be you, but just for uptics, we've 1:26:26.040 --> 1:26:26.439 given it. 1:26:26.360 --> 1:26:29.120 To She just goes the show. It's all bullshit. 1:26:29.360 --> 1:26:30.120 It's all bulls, like. 1:26:30.040 --> 1:26:32.000 The fact that they didn't do a thorough background check 1:26:32.000 --> 1:26:34.920 on Jenna's under thirty of all correct, She's been here 1:26:34.920 --> 1:26:37.000 since the dawn of time. You can't give that to her. 1:26:37.080 --> 1:26:39.240 Counter rings absolutely, but when I. 1:26:39.200 --> 1:26:41.400 Got it, she goes, oh, I thought it was thirty centuries. 1:26:41.640 --> 1:26:44.240 Yeah, that's what she believed. She genuinely believed it too. 1:26:44.439 --> 1:26:47.360 Well, they didn't specify what did I do it? 1:26:47.400 --> 1:26:50.519 And that's on them. Yeah, perfect, that's on them. 1:26:50.760 --> 1:26:52.200 We run that shit. I want to ring them in 1:26:52.240 --> 1:26:54.080 firway with Jane's trophy. 1:26:55.040 --> 1:26:59.559 Anyway, it's time for five secondhen I play on my 1:26:59.600 --> 1:27:01.600 new show, Summer Breakfast. I thought i'd bring it to 1:27:01.600 --> 1:27:02.880 the podcast, which you guys like to play. 1:27:03.640 --> 1:27:06.160 Yeah, go on to play. 1:27:05.520 --> 1:27:08.360 No, all right, general, you have to play. 1:27:08.360 --> 1:27:10.040 I'm just not in the mood for sound effects and shit. 1:27:10.080 --> 1:27:12.960 And also, don't take credit for that game. My new game. 1:27:13.960 --> 1:27:16.320 What do you mean this my new game? Let's roll 1:27:16.320 --> 1:27:22.719 it all right? In five in ten seconds, name five 1:27:22.920 --> 1:27:25.800 categories in the chosen topic so you can pick out 1:27:25.800 --> 1:27:31.320 of the current categories entertainment, celebrity, sport, science or lucky dip. 1:27:32.640 --> 1:27:33.320 Celebrity. 1:27:33.760 --> 1:27:35.360 You have to speak up your own radio. 1:27:35.360 --> 1:27:37.880 Celebrity with theeld section there. 1:27:38.320 --> 1:27:40.160 No, we removed it as I got a complaint yesterday, 1:27:40.160 --> 1:27:43.439 so we had to pull sealed section. Ah yeah, so. 1:27:43.640 --> 1:27:45.639 This is the soft cock version of Carl and jack yaw. 1:27:45.800 --> 1:27:49.120 Yeah, well I never claimed to be them, Jenna, can. 1:27:48.960 --> 1:27:52.840 You can you just to rebel against that complaint you 1:27:52.960 --> 1:27:56.920 got for being two sections the filthiest thing ever? Like, 1:27:57.320 --> 1:28:01.080 name five slang words for a vagina? Go ten seconds, 1:28:01.120 --> 1:28:01.880 go name. 1:28:01.840 --> 1:28:03.080 Six racial slurs. 1:28:13.800 --> 1:28:16.200 You didn't, Jenna? 1:28:17.160 --> 1:28:17.719 Do you won? 1:28:19.800 --> 1:28:22.920 You've won a four day trip to prison? All right, no, Jenna, 1:28:22.960 --> 1:28:26.400 this is your real chance to do this. Okay, in 1:28:26.479 --> 1:28:32.599 ten seconds, name five Kardashians or Jenna's see no one. 1:28:32.439 --> 1:28:38.320 Wants Kim Courtney, Kylie Kendall on more. 1:28:39.040 --> 1:28:40.400 Did you say Kardashin or dinner? 1:28:40.439 --> 1:28:41.840 I said, oh, I could have played that. 1:28:41.880 --> 1:28:42.400 I was like, I don't know. 1:28:42.479 --> 1:28:44.800 The fucking that was so annoying. I don't want to 1:28:44.800 --> 1:28:47.800 do it, Kim. 1:28:48.000 --> 1:28:49.200 It's like these people that are like, oh my god, 1:28:49.240 --> 1:28:50.240 I'm so embarrassing to think. 1:28:50.680 --> 1:28:56.960 Yeah, yeah, don't make me think. It's Sam's turn. I've 1:28:56.960 --> 1:29:02.280 given you science category the smartest person here where science? 1:29:02.760 --> 1:29:07.040 In ten seconds, name five planets, Go for. 1:29:07.040 --> 1:29:18.439 It, Jupiter, Satin, Mars, Earth, Plutot. 1:29:15.040 --> 1:29:19.479 June one more. Mercury Yeah, mercury r done. Come a mit. 1:29:19.560 --> 1:29:22.120 You have to do it. Everyone's one. You get to 1:29:22.120 --> 1:29:24.840 pick the category. What do you want? Entertainment, celebrity, sports, Science, 1:29:24.840 --> 1:29:25.799 Like you dip luck. 1:29:25.600 --> 1:29:28.240 You dip Wow, I'm random? 1:29:28.400 --> 1:29:29.920 Oh god, this is tough. 1:29:30.920 --> 1:29:32.360 Turn this down. Sorry. 1:29:33.000 --> 1:29:36.160 In ten seconds, ye, name five things you'd find at 1:29:36.160 --> 1:29:37.520 a music festival. 1:29:38.160 --> 1:29:44.920 Pingers, ecky, needles, vomit, coon bags, beauty ls. 1:29:45.760 --> 1:29:49.200 You want two hundred dollars our juice for a beauty 1:29:49.200 --> 1:29:51.400 including hoo to beauty, peace out and more. 1:29:51.920 --> 1:29:53.439 Can I be on your breakfast show? 1:29:53.840 --> 1:29:54.880 No chance in the world. 1:29:55.800 --> 1:29:57.600 I want to promote my podcast. 1:29:57.640 --> 1:30:02.160 You couldn't because my executive producer is Penfold Arch. 1:30:02.120 --> 1:30:06.320 Nemesis Nat Penfile booked me on the Edge last week. 1:30:06.360 --> 1:30:07.360 Maybe shod book me again. 1:30:10.360 --> 1:30:13.439 Imagine, imagine. No, we did talk about it, but we 1:30:13.439 --> 1:30:17.400 should go guys for the final time season three really already. Yeah, 1:30:17.520 --> 1:30:19.759 we need to let people go enjoy their Christmases prepare 1:30:19.760 --> 1:30:20.760 for the Genocide show. 1:30:20.920 --> 1:30:22.479 It's the thirteenth of December. 1:30:22.640 --> 1:30:24.880 Yeah, no, I know, but have you done your Christmas shopping? 1:30:24.960 --> 1:30:25.600 Nah, I've done that. 1:30:25.760 --> 1:30:29.200 I've got a fucking shop. Yeah, I'm one of those 1:30:29.200 --> 1:30:32.680 people that goes to Maya Westfield the night before or 1:30:32.680 --> 1:30:32.960 to No. 1:30:33.720 --> 1:30:34.599 I hate that now. 1:30:34.640 --> 1:30:36.320 I kind of like that. There's a magic in the 1:30:36.360 --> 1:30:39.640 air of the craze and the Christmas decorations and the 1:30:39.680 --> 1:30:42.920 low stock and the extended trading hours low stock. 1:30:43.479 --> 1:30:46.000 Where's the magic in that? I really wanted to gather 1:30:46.080 --> 1:30:48.120 them this shirt, but there's only four xls. 1:30:48.160 --> 1:30:49.519 Like, no, it's not that, But it's looking at the 1:30:49.560 --> 1:30:51.679 shelves and seeing like there's not much on the shelves 1:30:51.720 --> 1:30:53.679 and coals, you know, all the eggnog's gone, or there's 1:30:53.680 --> 1:30:56.360 not many panatons left, Like people have really stocked up 1:30:56.360 --> 1:30:58.400 for Christmas, there's only the shitty Hams left. 1:30:58.640 --> 1:31:01.000 God, no, I can't do that. I can't leave shopping 1:31:01.000 --> 1:31:01.360 that late. 1:31:02.400 --> 1:31:03.040 Yeah. 1:31:03.160 --> 1:31:07.000 Plus I've also gotten this reputation for myself for always 1:31:07.000 --> 1:31:09.479 getting thoughtful gifts, and I'm like, I don't have any 1:31:09.479 --> 1:31:11.519 thoughts left. Actually, yeah, it's all gone. 1:31:11.560 --> 1:31:12.400 It's pretty much out. 1:31:12.439 --> 1:31:13.040 They're gone. 1:31:13.200 --> 1:31:16.080 Yeah, we have Actually, guys, just sit for a second 1:31:16.280 --> 1:31:18.719 and speak. If you actually have a thought you think 1:31:18.920 --> 1:31:19.960 is worth saying. 1:31:19.840 --> 1:31:21.719 Oh, maybe I should do. You know what I should 1:31:21.760 --> 1:31:25.960 do because people love my meditations. Literally, I'll empty your mind. 1:31:26.439 --> 1:31:28.479 Oh okay, okay. 1:31:30.120 --> 1:31:32.040 Oh that's the other thing I didn't tell you guys 1:31:32.040 --> 1:31:36.760 this fuck. I just remember as a little surprise, I 1:31:36.920 --> 1:31:40.240 organized for a private sound bath class in the studio. 1:31:40.479 --> 1:31:44.479 Oh where is the bath? 1:31:45.200 --> 1:31:47.120 No? That that bird that comes in with all the 1:31:47.160 --> 1:31:50.640 pots and ship. Yeah that fell through because she was 1:31:50.680 --> 1:31:53.360 busy today and I was like, I could try and 1:31:53.400 --> 1:31:55.840 reschedule them. But I know what you guys are like. Yeah, 1:31:56.000 --> 1:31:59.920 Jenna's like I've got THEMBA every day except this one day. 1:32:00.080 --> 1:32:02.040 Yeah, and Connie's got a cent to. 1:32:02.000 --> 1:32:04.519 Full midg Why don't you guide us into twenty twenty 1:32:04.520 --> 1:32:09.040 two and season four of the podcast with one life 1:32:09.040 --> 1:32:10.120 final guided Meditation. 1:32:12.400 --> 1:32:14.240 I'm going to I'm going to need some sound bath. 1:32:14.840 --> 1:32:19.160 Okay you find that of course traditional last time I 1:32:19.200 --> 1:32:21.879 did a meditation, wasn't it doing an iter? Buttra's impression 1:32:22.000 --> 1:32:23.880 may should be been Oh no, wait, I've done some 1:32:23.920 --> 1:32:24.519 normal ones too. 1:32:25.720 --> 1:32:28.519 Here we go. This is sound both by Michelle Burke 1:32:28.720 --> 1:32:31.559 with a se right. 1:32:35.400 --> 1:32:41.240 Welcome to my guided meditation. If you're at a place 1:32:41.280 --> 1:32:45.599 to safely do so, begin by closing your eyes and 1:32:45.640 --> 1:32:47.439 bringing awareness to your breath. 1:32:47.880 --> 1:32:48.559 Time I've done that. 1:32:50.200 --> 1:32:56.120 Shut your mouth. Feel your chest expanding as you fill 1:32:56.200 --> 1:33:02.880 your lungs with air. Now work with me here. On 1:33:02.920 --> 1:33:07.639 your next exhale, release any tension you may be carrying 1:33:07.640 --> 1:33:14.880 in your shoulders. Let them relax breathing, and relax the more. 1:33:17.560 --> 1:33:19.840 As you continue to breathe in and out slowly, I 1:33:19.880 --> 1:33:23.080 want you to think of one thing that's been causing 1:33:23.160 --> 1:33:27.680 you stress recently. Looking well, your eyes are meant to 1:33:27.720 --> 1:33:32.479 be closed. Now picture that one thing that's been causing 1:33:32.520 --> 1:33:39.360 your stress inside a snow globe. On your next inhale, 1:33:39.560 --> 1:33:42.160 You're going to give that snow globe in your mind 1:33:42.200 --> 1:33:47.439 a big shake as you exhale, watch the cause of 1:33:47.600 --> 1:33:54.960 stress dissolve into a million tiny pieces of snow and 1:33:55.080 --> 1:34:01.040 gently float down to the floor. Let's try now along inhale, 1:34:02.520 --> 1:34:10.240 shaking your stress up and exhale, letting it dissolve as 1:34:10.280 --> 1:34:13.200 the snow in your imaginary globe begins to settle, So 1:34:13.400 --> 1:34:21.320 to do your thoughts. All the snow is completely still peaceful. 1:34:22.200 --> 1:34:28.280 Close your eyes, you've ruined it. I dropped my glove, 1:34:29.680 --> 1:34:31.760 impressed by how long I had your going. And then 1:34:31.800 --> 1:34:33.720 old mate just goes like this, open his eyes and 1:34:33.880 --> 1:34:34.840 darts around the room, and I. 1:34:34.880 --> 1:34:37.479 Was like, I thought you were done, be present. I 1:34:37.560 --> 1:34:41.719 was about to wrap well. I for one am very relaxed. 1:34:42.840 --> 1:34:44.120 I do actually feel a little bit better. 1:34:44.160 --> 1:34:45.160 I'm actually really did. 1:34:46.040 --> 1:34:46.160 Now. 1:34:46.200 --> 1:34:47.600 What are your new Year's resolutions? 1:34:47.760 --> 1:34:50.400 I felt bad shaking you around that snow globe though. 1:34:52.920 --> 1:34:54.080 The genocide choice. 1:34:54.120 --> 1:34:56.000 That's the things I get for all the blood, sweat 1:34:56.000 --> 1:34:57.439 and tears I put into this show. He puts me 1:34:57.439 --> 1:34:59.960 in a fucking snow globe and shakes me to death. 1:35:00.240 --> 1:35:04.200 My news resolution, there's nothing there. May we go to 1:35:04.280 --> 1:35:07.080 the beach the beach more? Actually, yeah it mightor big 1:35:07.120 --> 1:35:07.759 go to the beach. 1:35:07.880 --> 1:35:13.160 Yeah, you don't want that. You want to improve your life, 1:35:13.240 --> 1:35:15.040 not put yourself through fucking agony. 1:35:15.280 --> 1:35:19.120 I hate the beach. Yes, guys, stay safe, enjoy your 1:35:19.160 --> 1:35:22.519 holiday season, be mary and if you want a green 1:35:22.800 --> 1:35:25.639 skip bin touched by Jenner, it'll be out the front 1:35:25.680 --> 1:35:29.400 of Kiss FM in Macquarie Park for the next twelve days. 1:35:29.920 --> 1:35:32.800 All right, anything to add Mitchell? No, and I think 1:35:32.840 --> 1:35:33.439 we should rap? 1:35:33.880 --> 1:35:35.000 Yeah? 1:35:35.040 --> 1:35:37.679 Thanks everyone. You can still get tickets to Mitchell's life show. 1:35:38.080 --> 1:35:41.519 Where can people get tickets? Linking by Yeah? All right guys, 1:35:41.600 --> 1:35:44.160 Well we didn't think because we had John laws on 1:35:44.200 --> 1:35:45.880 we should end out last show of the year with 1:35:45.920 --> 1:35:47.720 his closing music, the music that he uses at the 1:35:47.800 --> 1:35:54.360 end of his radio show. Isn't this nice? 1:35:55.880 --> 1:35:57.200 Mickey sums off the hell. 1:36:03.080 --> 1:36:07.760 Let me be a little candy. Let me be a 1:36:07.760 --> 1:36:11.960 little blind to the farce of those about me. 1:36:12.120 --> 1:36:14.320 It's all about being nice to each other, Mitchell take note. 1:36:14.960 --> 1:36:21.519 Yeah right, let me be just a little bit more cheery, 1:36:22.240 --> 1:36:23.760 think a little more. 1:36:25.400 --> 1:36:27.080 And a little less of. 1:36:32.600 --> 1:36:32.800 God. 1:36:32.840 --> 1:36:34.320 I'm getting all the bus or what's wrong with me? 1:36:34.960 --> 1:36:36.040 We need to get out of here, all right. 1:36:36.080 --> 1:36:38.320 We love you all, look after yourself, stay safe and 1:36:38.479 --> 1:36:40.120 we want to give them more than three percent over 1:36:40.120 --> 1:36:42.240 the holidays off. Fuck, that's all they're getting. 1:36:42.240 --> 1:36:44.600 Oh, we'll do the maths. So you know we're going 1:36:44.680 --> 1:36:46.839 to miss hold on where it's my calendar? 1:36:46.920 --> 1:36:47.559 Yeah, pop it up? 1:36:48.280 --> 1:36:52.920 Hang on three, six, nine, twelve, What comes after? 1:36:52.960 --> 1:36:57.600 Twelve, twelve, fifteen, fifteen, eighteen eighteen, I'm no good at 1:36:57.600 --> 1:36:58.240 time twenty one. 1:36:58.920 --> 1:37:02.280 We hope this podcasts made you feel at least twenty one. 1:37:03.920 --> 1:37:04.559 That's a nice. 1:37:05.160 --> 1:37:06.599 We want to leave you on twenty one. And when 1:37:06.640 --> 1:37:08.240 I say at least, it means it could be more money. 1:37:08.280 --> 1:37:10.120 I'm sure it will be. To be honest, Yeah, let's 1:37:10.160 --> 1:37:11.760 be real. Its content. It will make you more than 1:37:11.760 --> 1:37:12.080 twenty one. 1:37:12.120 --> 1:37:14.679 We hope the podcast makes you feel fifty two weeks. 1:37:14.680 --> 1:37:17.840 Better tell long A baby's in the oven. There you go, 1:37:18.080 --> 1:37:20.439 a little legend baby. Love you guys, Thank you for listening. 1:37:20.479 --> 1:37:21.599 I'll see you in season four. 1:37:22.120 --> 1:37:24.000 Wait, love you idiots. We'll with your bye. 1:37:24.240 --> 1:37:29.479 Yeah, bine, Let me be little candy. Let me be 1:37:30.000 --> 1:37:34.320 a little blinded to the far so those about me. 1:37:35.080 --> 1:37:37.320 Let me praize at more. 1:37:38.040 --> 1:37:43.960 Let me be and just a little bit more cheery. 1:37:44.600 --> 1:37:46.360 Think a little more. 1:37:47.760 --> 1:37:49.160 And a little less. 1:37:49.200 --> 1:37:49.559 Soon