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Speaker 1: Happy Wednesdays the jam Nation podcast with Jonesy and Amanda.

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Speaker 2: We spoke to Jack from the Inspired Unemployed. These are

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Speaker 2: guys who just a couple of years ago.

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Speaker 3: Were tradees Jackson Plastra.

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Speaker 2: They started mucking around filming bits and pieces that made

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Speaker 2: them laugh on the work site and now they are

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Speaker 2: mega famous and they've got a show tonight on Channel ten.

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Speaker 1: The pub Test. We go down to the Jonesy demand

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Speaker 1: of arms a public holiday for the matildas. Does that

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Speaker 2: We have been laughing at the Daily Telly which has

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Speaker 2: build your Own Sam Kerr and four easy steps. They've

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Speaker 2: cut her like a magician. They've cut her in half

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Speaker 2: and then again. And today was the feat you get

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Speaker 2: to build your own poster.

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Speaker 4: Build your own build your own Sam Kerr.

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Speaker 2: And also we've been talking about the wedding that's happening

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Speaker 2: in your life on Saturday. I'm going to I'm very

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Speaker 2: excited your eldest sons getting married. He phoned you though,

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Speaker 2: last night with some concerns about the speech.

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Speaker 1: Shut our concerns. As much as you just wanted to see,

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Speaker 1: he wanted to conserve.

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Speaker 2: They were concerns the tribal drumas beating for Dad's speech gone.

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Speaker 1: Bad and jim Y right influences on the rise yet again.

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Speaker 3: Oh he's gone feral.

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Speaker 4: It's all coming up in our podcast.

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Speaker 5: It was now that a miracle of recording. We have

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Speaker 5: so many requests.

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Speaker 6: For them to do it again, Mistress Amanda and miss Keller.

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Speaker 5: Amanda doesn't work alone.

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Speaker 1: Friend is in aroom making the tools of the train.

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Speaker 1: I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

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Speaker 5: The legendary part.

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Speaker 7: Jonesy and Amanda the actress, Congratulations.

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Speaker 3: Man, you're the reading right now.

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Speaker 5: Josie and Amanda, you're doing a great job.

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Speaker 1: Anyone but your silky giant now the time, good radio. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: but if a tongue twist set an idiot and Amanda, shoot.

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Speaker 8: Tim, we're on the air.

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Speaker 3: Hello.

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Speaker 2: That's hard to say, and you really need to.

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Speaker 3: That's what should should not be a regular show, opener.

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Speaker 1: I just came out there. That's the first time I've

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Speaker 1: spoken this morning. Here's our stand here looking out into

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Speaker 1: the streets like Batman, enormous. I might say, you know,

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Speaker 1: I don't know ready to go? How you doing?

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Speaker 2: Is that what you say yourself? You say, how are

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Speaker 2: you going? Brendan, I'm going well, do you have a

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Speaker 2: conversation with yourself?

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Speaker 1: I'm doing all right, I'm getting good grades. What about you?

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Speaker 4: How are you going good?

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Speaker 3: Thank you?

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Speaker 1: Everything okay after the awkwardness of yesterday. I don't know

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Speaker 1: why you insist. We got this toilet downstairs in the

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Speaker 1: car park and it's the most frequented traffic toilet in

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Speaker 1: going in there before we leave, And then I have

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Speaker 3: The toilet is a long way from the door.

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Speaker 1: You can't stop it.

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Speaker 4: You got to lock it, and you just go in

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Speaker 4: there and don't lock it.

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Speaker 2: I do lock it, hope, But for me, it's my

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Speaker 1: So I'm standing there with your bag like your giant

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Speaker 1: handbag that I am, and the CEO comes past. Is

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Speaker 1: and there's Amanda. I said, well, she's funny. You mentioned

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Speaker 2: Well, I came out of the loop. This isn't something

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Speaker 2: When I went into the toilet, the person before me

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Speaker 2: So anyway, so someone hadn't flushed it with something awful,

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Speaker 3: And then and you both talked to me and said, well,

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Speaker 4: And then Kieron said it's double.

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Speaker 3: Jeopardy, and I didn't know what that meant.

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Speaker 1: The movie with Ashley Judd and Tommy Lee Jones, Ashley

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Speaker 1: Judd is accused of murdering her husband, goes to jail

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Speaker 1: Jones is in it with a cranky face and a

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Speaker 2: So she got accused of murdering him. Yep, did the time,

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Speaker 2: then came out and murdered him.

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Speaker 4: I don't want to give it too much the thing

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Speaker 3: So the inference is that.

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Speaker 2: I left k I left horrible stuff in the toilet

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Speaker 1: That's what they're all.

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Speaker 3: Why would I walk out.

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Speaker 2: And say to you and our boss, wow, there's something

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Speaker 1: Done it, Double jeopardy makes no sense, makes plenty of sense.

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Speaker 1: That's what everyone's talking about. It worked today. See the

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Speaker 1: color of that. Okay, Actually pasht today the uninspired employed.

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Speaker 2: No, the inspired, they need to talk to yourself about

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Speaker 2: the window a bit.

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Speaker 1: The other guys, the inspired unemployed join is.

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Speaker 3: They've gone game busters. They are megastars. They're going to

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Speaker 1: Tea Instagram makes us return. And do you want to

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Speaker 1: win prizes?

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Speaker 2: Of course you do Kate Sobrano tickets to see the

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Speaker 2: Night at the Barracks with Kate Sobrano.

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Speaker 3: Here's question one of the mag.

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Speaker 1: Seven class of Goody as well, you get the you do.

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Speaker 3: Get a portrait? Is a picture of what.

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Speaker 1: Podcast? We have? The Magnificent seven seven questions? Can you

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Speaker 1: If you do that, Amanda will say.

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Speaker 3: It's hard to say. Let me try, giggy, giggdy giggy.

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Speaker 2: I hang on, it's not you just.

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Speaker 1: Did it very well.

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Speaker 2: I did ironic to the other ones.

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Speaker 3: No, I'm not doing that one that you always do.

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Speaker 1: Red leather, yellow leather, unique New York, Unique New York. Oh, mother,

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Speaker 3: Let's leave it at that.

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Speaker 2: Tony's a hi, Tony, good morning.

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Speaker 1: All right.

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Speaker 3: Question number one for you, Tony, a portrait is a

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Speaker 3: picture of what.

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Speaker 6: A picture of a person?

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Speaker 2: A person?

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Speaker 4: What do you call a baby horse, Tony?

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Speaker 3: Apart from a cutie Woody, a baby horse, a baby horse?

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Speaker 2: All a boy fole or a male fole is called

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Speaker 2: a cult, and the female one is called a philly.

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Speaker 2: You're welcome.

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Speaker 1: What's on the box?

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Speaker 9: I'll turn the box on.

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Speaker 1: What TV show has this theme song? Tony? It's a

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Speaker 1: good show.

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Speaker 3: It's a really disturbing show. Do you know what it is?

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Speaker 10: Stranger Things?

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Speaker 3: No kind of a show.

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Speaker 2: It's a series and each episode is a self contained

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Speaker 1: Remember that time we had that pandemic and everyone was

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Speaker 1: holding toothpaste and toilet paper.

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Speaker 4: No, Jeremy is in real veil.

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Speaker 1: Hi, Jeremy, good morning.

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Speaker 3: Do you know what? Let's let's have a listen again.

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Speaker 3: What's the show?

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Speaker 1: Mirror its black mirror? Which of these animals is actually mythical?

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Speaker 4: One of those is mythical.

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Speaker 1: Is it a Jagali?

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Speaker 3: I thought that the road runner was mythical.

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Speaker 1: Road Did you know fun fact the coyote roadrunners land

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Speaker 2: Well, the coyote was a bit dumb. I'm looking picture

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Speaker 1: Yeah, just singing all the ships in twenty thousand leagues

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Speaker 3: Of spoiler alerts from You Today, like a full of

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Speaker 3: Not Today?

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Speaker 2: Which game features one player walking in a circle, tapping

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Speaker 2: the other players on the head until one is chosen

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Speaker 1: It's Duck, Duck Goose.

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Speaker 4: What year was the first iPad released?

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Speaker 1: Jeremy wow.

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Speaker 6: U two Jazz and three.

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Speaker 3: Oh it's a that sorry. Jeremy's question six?

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Speaker 2: What you was the first iPad released?

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Speaker 4: Shows the Magnificent seven.

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Speaker 2: Let's get up to question six. Hello Michael in Pittown,

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Speaker 2: how are you?

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Speaker 12: Good morning?

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Speaker 11: Amanda in Jonesy.

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Speaker 3: Hello, what he was the first iPad released?

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Speaker 12: Michael, I'm I never guess twenty ten?

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Speaker 3: What an excellent guess it was?

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Speaker 4: I haven't parents been loving that since?

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Speaker 2: And the person who sits behind the parent who holds

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Speaker 2: that up at some children's performance the world's biggest camera?

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Speaker 1: That's right. What is the name of Kitty Flanagan's new

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Speaker 1: series that has recently been added to Netflix?

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Speaker 3: Necessarily news series?

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Speaker 1: We love it?

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Speaker 3: She's writing series three. At the moment, I think no idea.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry my.

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Speaker 1: Brendan's in Douglas Park.

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Speaker 2: Hi, Brendan, Hello, very well, thank you kindy Flanagan series

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Speaker 2: it's I think there've been too serious. She's writing series

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Speaker 2: three as we speak, Big News. Netflix has picked it up,

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Speaker 2: but it's begetting a.

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Speaker 1: Cult following in the Brown on Global.

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Speaker 3: Do you know the name of the show?

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Speaker 1: Please give done? It's funny.

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Speaker 1: Brendan's all coming your way, A double pass to Kate

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Speaker 1: Sebrano at Night at the Barracks. Returning to Manly this spring.

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Speaker 1: A classic Udi the Udi Beat, The winded chills in

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Speaker 10: That's cool.

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Speaker 2: Good Brendon.

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Speaker 1: World needs more Brendan's No.

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Speaker 1: On this day, nineteen eighty, ac DC released their hit

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Speaker 4: But you got to give it to the band.

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Speaker 1: We yeh had to die to get there. But you know,

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Speaker 1: There was a few things about bond Scott being on

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Speaker 1: Brian Johnson was ready and the wings ready to go,

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Speaker 3: How good?

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Speaker 2: I think the Daily Telegraph has copied one of something

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Speaker 2: that you were discussing on our show yesterday. Really you

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Speaker 2: you were watching the Secret Life of Life of lighthouses

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Speaker 2: and what a life and so many secrets lighthouses of Essex.

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Speaker 1: The other day I saw this ship but it was

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Speaker 2: And then you said that while you're watching.

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Speaker 4: That, because the lighthouse indicated to go away from the rocks.

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Speaker 1: That's my joke.

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Speaker 3: Oh sorry, Brendan a lighthouse joke.

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Speaker 2: I'm not up on them.

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Speaker 1: There is a lighthouse giving I was.

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Speaker 2: Trying hard not to say that there was semen on board.

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Speaker 2: I was trying so hard not to say it. I

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Speaker 1: Make it grubby.

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Speaker 3: So anyway you said that. While you're watching that, there

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Speaker 1: For the build your own Batmobile this one.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, week by week, build a unique replica with Diekass barones,

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Speaker 1: My wife looked up from her Doom scrolling and said,

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Speaker 1: read the fine print. So over one hundred issues, one

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Speaker 1: to take you to build.

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Speaker 3: And it's in one hundred pieces, one.

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Speaker 1: Hundred pieces, and it's going to cost you two thousand,

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Speaker 1: six hundred and seventy two dollars. Even Bruce Wayne, who

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Speaker 2: I what are you're thinking about a little bit too much?

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Speaker 2: But look at this front page of the DAHI today.

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Speaker 2: Build your own Sam car poster.

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Speaker 4: Build your own giant Sam curve.

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Speaker 3: Wallpost, I'm not making this up.

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Speaker 2: Build your own post.

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Speaker 1: Today, Today we get the legs.

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Speaker 3: So over the next four days, yep.

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Speaker 2: Ifs he collect four parts body parts for four days

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Speaker 1: So how do they go? And they've got all right?

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Speaker 3: So tomorrow today you get feet up to the knees.

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Speaker 1: You feed up to that, and you said tomorrow then

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Speaker 1: Four parts, four tasteful parts.

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Speaker 2: Well, today you get feet to knees. Tomorrow is knee

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Speaker 1: Yeah, very good, well done, Telegraph. That is very good

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Speaker 1: going to do that? Guys? So they've put it Friday,

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Speaker 3: Is growing to neck, but it's her.

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Speaker 2: The entire picture is her in her Matilda's outfit with

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Speaker 4: And then Saturdays.

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Speaker 1: Just walk up there. That's shooting.

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Speaker 3: That's their head, that's the heads.

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Speaker 1: What are you and I after four days? When you

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Speaker 1: put it together and you've got your only play ten

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Speaker 3: Maybe she needs both sets of these legs we've got here,

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Speaker 3: You and I have got.

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Speaker 1: Consider and freak.

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Speaker 3: She could be a millipede.

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Speaker 4: Human do what do you think?

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Speaker 2: You know? The whole colst of the World Cup has

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Speaker 2: best playoffs. She's played ten minutes in four matches. These

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Speaker 2: and will we see her play on Saturday? Is gone?

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Speaker 3: I'd say she has sorry calf injury?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Has it completely gone? I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Ye. Anyway, I'm building this thing, and you know it's

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Speaker 1: only going to cost you the price of the telegraph.

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Speaker 2: Which is two dollars eighty times four. If only we

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Speaker 4: If only we are going to do it, give me

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Speaker 2: Okay, you take those, and you take it.

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Speaker 1: Ill make like some sort of.

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Speaker 3: Make a millipede.

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Speaker 1: I'll make a milk.

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Speaker 1: Dear, well done, Telly, well done. Podcast WSFM with Jones

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Speaker 1: and a Man of Credit House have pulled out of

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Speaker 1: performing at the AFL Grand File.

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Speaker 4: Kiss I see are going.

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Speaker 1: To fill those Julius Marlow's of Crowded House kissing Julius

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Speaker 1: Marlow's crewdit House. Where are they wear some sort of

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Speaker 3: Is that being confirmed?

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Speaker 1: I think so? And Jeane being Gene, I would say

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Speaker 1: She only got to play two songs. Don't do a

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Speaker 3: Credit House pull out?

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Speaker 1: Not sure? Not sure. Some people said I read this

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Speaker 1: I don't believe a word of it. Yeah, so intriguing.

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Speaker 2: That's why he imagine Nil Finn being the guy who

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Speaker 3: I'm not going. Yes, he's not that guy. Surely he

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Speaker 1: It's seven to seven. A major insurance company used keystroke

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Speaker 1: Performed zero hours of work on four days. Ironically, this lady,

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Speaker 3: It's really interesting.

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Speaker 2: I thought, I you know, if you're working from home,

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Speaker 2: I'll just be reading about this. They can monitor everything

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Speaker 2: be taking part into conversation, but you're giving everyone two

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Speaker 2: fingers and going yeah, they can see it all, okay,

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Speaker 2: but that's right. They can see how many strokes of

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Speaker 3: They know what you're doing.

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Speaker 1: That's scary.

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Speaker 3: It is scary.

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Speaker 4: Gee, you might have to throw your work computer into

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Speaker 2: Maybe I should brendon or the outlanda I've been watching

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Speaker 1: It's a wash or bread face is all flushed. Wow,

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Speaker 1: you have been worn shomass.

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Speaker 3: Free Eastern.

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Speaker 14: Jones and Amanda's.

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Speaker 1: if you don't know an answer. We'll come back to

452
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Speaker 1: that question of time permits. If you get all the

453
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Speaker 1: questions right. You win one thousand dollars.

454
00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:41,000
Speaker 2: You can walk away with a thousand, or we tempt

455
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:42,920
Speaker 2: you to want to double your money, but it's double

456
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,840
Speaker 2: or nothing. You get two grand, or you walk away

457
00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:45,240
Speaker 2: with nothing.

458
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Speaker 1: Skin in the game. We call it Alison of carrying

459
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Speaker 1: bar Hi Allison.

460
00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:51,720
Speaker 12: Oh, good morning, Jonesy Amanda, How I am right?

461
00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:53,600
Speaker 2: Well, let's see what we can do for you today.

462
00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:55,360
Speaker 2: As we say, if you don't know it or you're

463
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Speaker 2: not sure, say passed. We normally have time to come back. Okay, okay, Allison,

464
00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:03,080
Speaker 2: here we go. This is exciting. We have ten questions.

465
00:21:03,119 --> 00:21:06,840
Speaker 2: We have sixty seconds. Your time starts now. What color

466
00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:08,320
Speaker 2: means go on a traffic light?

467
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:09,840
Speaker 1: Green?

468
00:21:10,119 --> 00:21:13,880
Speaker 2: Question two? What city is hosting the Matilda's Game on Saturday?

469
00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:16,840
Speaker 1: Brisbane?

470
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,240
Speaker 3: Question three? Caterpillars turn into what.

471
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:20,920
Speaker 15: I?

472
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:21,480
Speaker 5: Five?

473
00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:24,560
Speaker 2: Question four? In which country did sumo wrestling originate?

474
00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:26,320
Speaker 1: Japan?

475
00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:31,439
Speaker 2: Question five? Who is musician John Legend married to Prissy Teaker?

476
00:21:31,680 --> 00:21:34,760
Speaker 2: Question six? Next year is Paris hosting the Summer All

477
00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:36,240
Speaker 2: Winter Olympics?

478
00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:37,240
Speaker 11: Summer?

479
00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:38,200
Speaker 3: Question seven?

480
00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:40,600
Speaker 2: Say Hello to my Little Friend is a line from

481
00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:42,480
Speaker 2: which movie?

482
00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:44,080
Speaker 13: Scarf eight?

483
00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:46,600
Speaker 3: Question eight? What was Banksy known for?

484
00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:49,440
Speaker 11: Painting.

485
00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:52,640
Speaker 3: Question nine, What was the first song played on MTV?

486
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Speaker 16: Oh?

487
00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:58,600
Speaker 3: Put Question ten? OPI is a brand of what.

488
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:01,639
Speaker 5: Nail police?

489
00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:04,440
Speaker 2: Question nine? What was the first song played on MTV?

490
00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:07,560
Speaker 13: Money for Nothing?

491
00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:10,600
Speaker 1: Such a good guess video.

492
00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:17,639
Speaker 2: The radio starn't have known it either. Baru was so close, Allison,

493
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:21,400
Speaker 2: one hundred bucks.

494
00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:21,760
Speaker 3: For you, Allison?

495
00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:31,879
Speaker 1: Oh, so close. I was on Tenderos of course you were, Allison.

496
00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:35,320
Speaker 2: All right. So this weekend, this Saturday, while the Matilda's

497
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Speaker 2: are on, your son is getting married?

498
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Speaker 1: Should I put up a big screen?

499
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Speaker 3: Oh you don't want that.

500
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Speaker 1: Well I used to be a soccer coach, so really

501
00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:46,440
Speaker 1: it's dear, it's.

502
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Speaker 2: Actually some of that soccer team will be there because

503
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Speaker 2: you coach your son's team.

504
00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:52,520
Speaker 3: Your heart, Bandwagon, munch.

505
00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:55,000
Speaker 1: Heart.

506
00:22:55,080 --> 00:23:00,280
Speaker 2: We've been speaking this week about anxiety around clothes for you.

507
00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:02,200
Speaker 1: Well, no, what I did is I put my outfits

508
00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:05,520
Speaker 1: up on social media just to get a gauge.

509
00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:07,080
Speaker 2: Of what you asked for people's comments, and then were

510
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:08,880
Speaker 2: slightly offended by them.

511
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,879
Speaker 1: Well, you know, people have to make personal comments just

512
00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:14,679
Speaker 1: as simple, which one do they like? Which jacket?

513
00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:15,920
Speaker 3: That's a nature of social media.

514
00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:18,200
Speaker 2: You put stuff up saying nice comments, only please as

515
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Speaker 2: if having heard of social media. So you just said

516
00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:25,040
Speaker 2: earlier that you had a call from your son yesterday.

517
00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:28,240
Speaker 4: How's he feeling, I said, are you feeling?

518
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:29,240
Speaker 3: How big feeling?

519
00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:31,240
Speaker 1: He's feeling excited, he's feeling.

520
00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:31,760
Speaker 3: He's not nervous.

521
00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:34,160
Speaker 2: Has he had much to do with the organization. Remember

522
00:23:34,359 --> 00:23:37,040
Speaker 2: you said that you once offended Helen just before your

523
00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:40,120
Speaker 2: wedding by by accusing her.

524
00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:44,000
Speaker 1: What happened now is that her the in law's place

525
00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:46,159
Speaker 1: and the phone rang and someone asked what time the

526
00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:49,359
Speaker 1: wedding started, And as a joke, I looked, yelled at

527
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Speaker 1: into the back out, I said, he and what times

528
00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:54,720
Speaker 1: is shindy of yours on tomorrow? Because really it's about

529
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Speaker 1: the woman. The wedding is about the woman. These days

530
00:23:57,520 --> 00:23:58,960
Speaker 1: the men go the blow and do all.

531
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Speaker 3: That stuff, you know, and your son like, and I

532
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:02,840
Speaker 3: hope you don't.

533
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:06,080
Speaker 4: I'm happy for we just did.

534
00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:06,960
Speaker 2: Now imagine that.

535
00:24:07,119 --> 00:24:09,040
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, back in my day in the lead

536
00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:12,040
Speaker 1: paint era, that's what happened these days, and I'm happy

537
00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:12,719
Speaker 1: for I love it.

538
00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:14,199
Speaker 3: I think it's okay.

539
00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:17,080
Speaker 2: And these days men are more involved maybe in the organization,

540
00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:18,280
Speaker 2: has more than been involved.

541
00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:22,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, hess they've done everything, And I don't need to

542
00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:24,239
Speaker 1: do anything great. I don't need to do a thing.

543
00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:25,800
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna shop. I'm going to make a speech.

544
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:27,280
Speaker 3: And is that what the call was about?

545
00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:29,720
Speaker 4: He just rang yesterday and he said, so tell us

546
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Speaker 4: about your speech.

547
00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:33,040
Speaker 1: I said, what you know, I've done been doing this

548
00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:35,439
Speaker 1: for some time, long before you were born. I used

549
00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:38,719
Speaker 1: to actually MC at weddings, so I can tell you

550
00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:39,600
Speaker 1: some stories.

551
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Speaker 4: And he said, well, you know, just don't be too

552
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Speaker 4: much of you.

553
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Speaker 1: Okay, what do you mean?

554
00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:46,440
Speaker 3: I know exactly what do you mean?

555
00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:47,239
Speaker 4: What does he mean?

556
00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:50,360
Speaker 2: What he means is can you not turn the Jonesy

557
00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:51,160
Speaker 2: up to eleven?

558
00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:54,560
Speaker 3: Because as a guest.

559
00:24:54,359 --> 00:24:56,800
Speaker 2: It's amusing to watch someone like you give a speech.

560
00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:59,760
Speaker 2: You're rubbing your face with your hands. But as someone

561
00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:02,280
Speaker 2: who probably has to speak after you, I can see

562
00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:02,960
Speaker 2: what he's saying.

563
00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:07,159
Speaker 1: So, like the red hot chili peppers at Lola Palooza,

564
00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:08,400
Speaker 1: you don't want to go on after.

565
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:11,760
Speaker 2: Them, don't you tell it to Queen? Lots of people

566
00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:15,119
Speaker 2: going after them. It depends if you're a fan of this.

567
00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:18,000
Speaker 3: See that's the key. If they're a fan of yours,

568
00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:20,520
Speaker 3: those three people might be enjoying.

569
00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:24,720
Speaker 2: It, right, whereas other people who want to see the

570
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:28,160
Speaker 2: arrest of the bands wrap it up to what's you're

571
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:28,720
Speaker 2: showing off?

572
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:32,520
Speaker 1: My speech goes for exactly six minutes, and that's what

573
00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:34,920
Speaker 1: will be in the normal world of men and women

574
00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:36,880
Speaker 1: when they do a speech, they all go, oh, yeah,

575
00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:39,280
Speaker 1: it'll go for five minutes. That doesn't that's not the case.

576
00:25:39,359 --> 00:25:41,639
Speaker 1: Five minutes means twenty in the normal world. That's what

577
00:25:42,359 --> 00:25:44,320
Speaker 1: they get the mic and they suddenly start, oh, hey on,

578
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:46,320
Speaker 1: they like that, and then they'll start they'll lose it,

579
00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:48,280
Speaker 1: and five minutes turns into twenty minutes.

580
00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:51,320
Speaker 3: Tell us about when you did this speech for your.

581
00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:53,520
Speaker 4: Brothers with look, I think that's I don't think that's

582
00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:54,399
Speaker 4: fair to bring that up.

583
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:56,760
Speaker 3: I think your father say time to go home.

584
00:25:57,520 --> 00:25:59,400
Speaker 4: It did make a joke about the priest.

585
00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:02,280
Speaker 3: And you also you'd had some cold medication and some alcoholic.

586
00:26:02,359 --> 00:26:04,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd taken a few suit a fairs, some bronze

587
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:08,040
Speaker 1: con and some rum. And there was a bit where

588
00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:13,120
Speaker 1: the father was there in his priests him and I said, father,

589
00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:14,119
Speaker 1: I remember you from school.

590
00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:14,280
Speaker 15: You know.

591
00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:16,439
Speaker 1: Funny I didn't recognize you because you got your clothes.

592
00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:21,080
Speaker 1: Oh you know my uncle Peter, the loose one. He

593
00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:22,399
Speaker 1: laughed so loud.

594
00:26:23,119 --> 00:26:25,560
Speaker 3: And you see there's always one who like you, who

595
00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:26,400
Speaker 3: likes red child.

596
00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:30,480
Speaker 4: There was the dad just said, but obviously.

597
00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:32,399
Speaker 3: I time to go home. At the speech when the

598
00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:34,600
Speaker 3: knights just started, let's get your home.

599
00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:38,560
Speaker 2: I can see Morgan wanting to just say, Dad, don't

600
00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:39,680
Speaker 2: be too much of you.

601
00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:43,560
Speaker 4: And I can tone it down. I can do you

602
00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:44,040
Speaker 4: know this?

603
00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:46,960
Speaker 2: Hey everyone, Hey, yeah, well I'm going to be there,

604
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:48,760
Speaker 2: so I'm going to be I'll have a face of

605
00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:49,880
Speaker 2: hate from the beginning.

606
00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:52,120
Speaker 4: You were my wife sitting there.

607
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:55,359
Speaker 3: Boom, bring on the next band.

608
00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:58,080
Speaker 4: It's hard, it's hard being it's hard doing your speech.

609
00:26:57,800 --> 00:27:00,560
Speaker 3: Oh it is, and particularly the father's each because.

610
00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:03,080
Speaker 1: It's a big going to be emotional, an emotional so

611
00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:06,600
Speaker 1: you might go the blood could don't know, don't don't

612
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:07,440
Speaker 1: know what's going to happen.

613
00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:09,800
Speaker 3: I'll tell all on Monday, that's for sure. I'm excited.

614
00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:12,840
Speaker 2: In the meantime, Why doesn't the tribal drama beat for

615
00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:15,200
Speaker 2: Dad's speech gone bad?

616
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:18,760
Speaker 7: Has the bride's parents. I don't mind paying for the wedding,

617
00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:21,480
Speaker 7: but could you please stop busting all them plates?

618
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:21,880
Speaker 5: Ah?

619
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Speaker 1: Yeah the castle?

620
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:24,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, when she's married, sad family.

621
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,000
Speaker 1: It looked a little bit got wobbly, but he brought

622
00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:27,360
Speaker 1: it back.

623
00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:30,359
Speaker 2: All right, Dad's speech gone bad. If you're out of

624
00:27:30,359 --> 00:27:32,040
Speaker 2: the match, you're off to see Culture Club.

625
00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:37,119
Speaker 1: Podcast. You know, when I used to be a mobile DJ,

626
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:40,399
Speaker 1: I used to also MC wedding, so I've done a

627
00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:40,760
Speaker 1: lot of this.

628
00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:43,439
Speaker 2: That's what I think Morgan probably wants to talk to

629
00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:46,400
Speaker 2: you about. You said your son who's getting married on Saturday,

630
00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:49,880
Speaker 2: called you about the speech because the fact that you're

631
00:27:50,119 --> 00:27:54,840
Speaker 2: good at it is great. But when you're part of

632
00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:57,679
Speaker 2: the wedding party and it's your son, she probably doesn't want.

633
00:27:57,560 --> 00:27:58,359
Speaker 1: You to understand that.

634
00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:01,560
Speaker 3: On here fool, he can't go the full joke.

635
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:03,960
Speaker 1: He doesn't want the high octane with me. He wants

636
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,560
Speaker 1: the ten version. I can do whatever version you want.

637
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:09,280
Speaker 2: I've never seen you do the een after you know,

638
00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:10,440
Speaker 2: you see a crowd in front of you.

639
00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:13,120
Speaker 3: Hey, yeah, hey, you're pretty. What's your name?

640
00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:14,440
Speaker 1: Stop picking your mother?

641
00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:18,480
Speaker 4: You do not do that. You know you paid a

642
00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:19,520
Speaker 4: terrible picture of man.

643
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:24,960
Speaker 2: That's incorrect in tribal drum is beating for Dad's speech

644
00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:25,760
Speaker 2: gone bad?

645
00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:28,680
Speaker 7: Now, as the bride's parents, I don't mind paying for

646
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:31,400
Speaker 7: the wedding, but could you please stop busting all them

647
00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:32,639
Speaker 7: plates gold?

648
00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:36,440
Speaker 4: Julie has joined us, Hi, Julie Ill.

649
00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:39,560
Speaker 14: My father in law's speech went down in history because

650
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:42,920
Speaker 14: he it all just came out wrong. He's the loveliest guy.

651
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:45,880
Speaker 14: But he got up and started by saying, you know,

652
00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:48,040
Speaker 14: it doesn't seem that long ago that it was Marie

653
00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:50,640
Speaker 14: and I sitting up there. But she looked a lot

654
00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:54,600
Speaker 14: better then, Oh okay, And the whole room just went quiet.

655
00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:57,080
Speaker 14: And then he kept going and then he said, you know, well,

656
00:28:57,160 --> 00:29:00,000
Speaker 14: Julie and Michael get on really well, and we really

657
00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:02,080
Speaker 14: likes them. But if they did get divorced, we would

658
00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:06,320
Speaker 14: still see them. She'll see her parents because we get

659
00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:08,360
Speaker 14: on really well with the family. And it just kept

660
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:11,160
Speaker 14: getting worse and worse. So the whole room was in

661
00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:11,840
Speaker 14: a bit of shock.

662
00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:14,680
Speaker 1: You're going to make some notes. You're going to make

663
00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:17,040
Speaker 1: some notes, and don't go off piece, and don't go

664
00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:17,520
Speaker 1: off piece.

665
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:21,120
Speaker 3: Don't do the Daryl Summers we think I'll side.

666
00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:25,840
Speaker 1: Don't talk, don't do jokes about keys in balls, don't

667
00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:29,160
Speaker 1: do it, jokes about pool pool tables.

668
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:30,680
Speaker 3: Ex girlfriends, don't do any of that.

669
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Speaker 1: Brendon, I know that I write the book on.

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Speaker 2: This alexis Hello, Hi, tell us about the speech.

671
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Speaker 12: Well, brother got married about five years ago. Dad got

672
00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:50,760
Speaker 12: up to Dewey's speech, as dads do, and it starts

673
00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:54,040
Speaker 12: up fairly well, well sort of, yes, the bridon griom

674
00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:58,160
Speaker 12: a lovely, fantastic time, and then he sort of starts

675
00:29:58,240 --> 00:30:03,120
Speaker 12: to do the e and tangent into how maths is

676
00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:08,160
Speaker 12: taking over the morals of marriage these days, and people

677
00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:12,360
Speaker 12: are measuring their morals by maths, and it just gets

678
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Speaker 12: progressively worse and worse, and the whole room starts to cringe,

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Speaker 12: and my siblings and I we're all sitting at the

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Speaker 12: table together. We're cringing. And this goes on for about

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Speaker 12: four minutes.

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Speaker 4: He's trying about married a first lack of morality.

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Speaker 1: In the world.

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Speaker 2: And here's to the bride.

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Speaker 9: After the news Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

686
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Speaker 1: The tribal drummers beating Dad's speech gone back as.

687
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Speaker 7: The bride's parents. I don't mind paying for the but

688
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:03,000
Speaker 7: could you please stop busting all them plates?

689
00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:05,920
Speaker 4: Daryl kennerget Kerrigan a champion.

690
00:31:05,640 --> 00:31:08,000
Speaker 2: People at the wedding who are going to make speeches.

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Speaker 2: So that's your son, Morgan, the father of the bride,

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Speaker 2: I'm assuming he's making a mom.

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00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:16,760
Speaker 1: And the mama the bride al's decided she doesn't want

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Speaker 1: to say anything, all right, I don't leave that to you,

695
00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:20,280
Speaker 1: chatty pants.

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Speaker 3: Yes, well you are the chatty pants.

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Speaker 2: And as you keep saying, you're the pro at this,

698
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Speaker 2: so imagine how it makes the others fair.

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Speaker 1: I'm not saying that I'm really good at it. I'm

700
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Speaker 1: a bit nervous about it. You know, it's a big

701
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Speaker 1: deal because I've usually had no skin in the game.

702
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Speaker 1: I've been the MC or the best man. And you

703
00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:35,120
Speaker 1: know you just.

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00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:37,440
Speaker 2: Well, at your brother's wedding, your sister's wedding, no skin

705
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:38,959
Speaker 2: in the game, they'll be thrilled to hear.

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Speaker 4: And do you know what I mean? It's not my

707
00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:42,880
Speaker 4: own flesh, my own flesh and blood.

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00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:46,600
Speaker 3: So is your son, your brother and sister.

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Speaker 1: Family is Yeah, I know it is. Okay, it is

710
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Speaker 1: flesh and blood, but this is my own offspring.

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Speaker 3: It's different.

712
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Speaker 1: By the time I get to the third one, and

713
00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:57,400
Speaker 1: it'll be like walk in the path.

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Speaker 4: Yes, this is the first one.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it is a big deal, And I know how

716
00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:03,240
Speaker 2: you feel about it. You are emotional and excited, but

717
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:05,040
Speaker 2: don't go the full Jonesy.

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Speaker 4: I think is what they ranged me yesterday. Said so, Dad,

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Speaker 4: what are you doing speech wise?

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Speaker 1: I said, what do you mean, mate? Because you know

721
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Speaker 1: just what are you and what? He didn't want what

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Speaker 1: I got. He didn't want the full octane, the high

723
00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:18,920
Speaker 1: octane at me, just maybe like a somewhere.

724
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Speaker 4: Between premium on leaded and E ten.

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Speaker 11: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I can get it down to that.

727
00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:25,000
Speaker 2: If you can get it down to that, everyone will

728
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Speaker 2: be happy. Tribal drums beating for dad's speech gone bad. Hello, Malcolm, Amen, Jonesy.

729
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Speaker 6: This goes back to fifty six my parents wedding and

730
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Speaker 6: my dad's best man, Bill was a bit of a

731
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Speaker 6: drinker and his role was to respond for the bridesmaids.

732
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Speaker 6: So he stood up, clink the glass, talked about how

733
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Speaker 6: gorgeous the girls looked, and got everyone to raise their

734
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Speaker 6: glasses and toast the barmaids.

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00:32:48,840 --> 00:32:51,040
Speaker 4: Give it to the barmade, barbades, he.

736
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Speaker 6: Said, and he sat down. He said, toast the barmaids.

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Speaker 6: Here's at the barmaids, and promptly sat down. Having no idea,

738
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Speaker 6: he said barmaids instead of rides mate to six?

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Speaker 1: Did he get a laugh? That would have got to

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Speaker 1: laugh a little.

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Speaker 6: Bit had certainly been in folklore, and he died of

742
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Speaker 6: to the liver, so you know, it sort of came

743
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Speaker 6: full circle.

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Speaker 1: That's right.

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Speaker 3: He loved the barmaid, that's for sure.

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Speaker 1: Thanks man, think Malcolm, I think that's quality material, Steve.

747
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Speaker 10: How are you guys?

748
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Speaker 3: Tell us about the speech?

749
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Speaker 11: Steve, Well, not unlike DJ Jonesy who my old man

750
00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:29,040
Speaker 11: thought he was a bit of an orator and we're

751
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Speaker 11: a bit worried about him before our wedding, and he said,

752
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Speaker 11: don't worry.

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Speaker 10: Mine will be the speech that everyone remembers. Yeah, he

754
00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:41,800
Speaker 10: got up and spoke and spoke, and I'm.

755
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Speaker 11: Sure he could still be speaking to here if he tried.

756
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Speaker 11: His speech went for over forty minutes, no, and we

757
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Speaker 11: had family members getting up trying to sort of mock

758
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Speaker 11: him in the way. I think the band might have

759
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Speaker 11: even sort of.

760
00:33:57,320 --> 00:33:59,640
Speaker 10: Tried playing him on his style.

761
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Speaker 11: When we got the video of the wedding, back.

762
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Speaker 10: Gets to the thing and he's the best man introduced

763
00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:14,400
Speaker 10: him to give you a speech, and then a subtitle

764
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Speaker 10: came up on the video saying, guys, now would be

765
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Speaker 10: a good time to go and get a coffee done

766
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Speaker 10: that later on this was a subtitle on the video.

767
00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:28,400
Speaker 11: Yeah, the video, dude. Later on in the video, it says,

768
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Speaker 11: this is the longest speech in history. And there's a

769
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Speaker 11: cutaway to what must have been my wife's in my

770
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Speaker 11: first marital fight because the Princess Brian was grabbing a

771
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Speaker 11: knife in a rather threatening manner and I'm there so

772
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Speaker 11: just trying to hold it down.

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Speaker 4: So it's going to stab your dad.

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Speaker 3: What a brilliant wedding video.

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Speaker 1: Thought.

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Speaker 3: Wow, Okay, Brendan, have you learned anything from this?

777
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Speaker 4: No, I'm going to make it long, make it long and.

778
00:34:57,440 --> 00:34:59,759
Speaker 3: Be as loud, turn the jones up to a leve

779
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Speaker 3: short speech.

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Speaker 4: Everyone says, oh I wish it was longer.

781
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Speaker 3: Okay, well I will debrief with you all on Monday.

782
00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:05,960
Speaker 4: Thank you.

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00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:09,520
Speaker 1: Sure, let's get on down to the Jonesy. No matter

784
00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:12,680
Speaker 1: of as to the pub test, public holiday for the matildas,

785
00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:14,879
Speaker 1: does it pass the pub test? Talk about this because

786
00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:18,239
Speaker 1: right now I'm building my own sam curve from the newspaper.

787
00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:20,120
Speaker 1: It's a piece by piece, four days.

788
00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:21,920
Speaker 3: You get different body parts to put together.

789
00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:24,640
Speaker 4: Today we've got legs, Tomorrow we get there.

790
00:35:24,680 --> 00:35:25,880
Speaker 3: Well, we both got legs.

791
00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:28,360
Speaker 2: So maybe if she has a calf injury. One of

792
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:30,320
Speaker 2: these could subjop your legs.

793
00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:32,520
Speaker 3: Like a millipede. Anyway.

794
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:35,480
Speaker 2: We all remember Bob Hawk, of course, saying famously when

795
00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:37,960
Speaker 2: we won the America's Cup. Any boss who sacks anyone

796
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:40,359
Speaker 2: for not turning up today as a bum, but how

797
00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:42,879
Speaker 2: do you feel? Prime Minister Anthony Albernezi has said it's

798
00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:45,239
Speaker 2: back to public holiday if the Matilda's win. He said

799
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Speaker 2: it's up to each state and territory to designate public holidays.

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Speaker 2: Rest assured sh the Matilda's win the World Cup, he

801
00:35:50,239 --> 00:35:52,319
Speaker 2: said on Home Soil Open, there'll be a race by

802
00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:55,520
Speaker 2: premierse to declare a public holiday. It's not you can't

803
00:35:55,560 --> 00:35:57,680
Speaker 2: just say hey, let's have next Wednesday off. It doesn't

804
00:35:57,680 --> 00:35:59,759
Speaker 2: happen that way. They have their have got to be

805
00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:02,160
Speaker 2: a lot lot of organization and we have you got

806
00:36:02,239 --> 00:36:03,399
Speaker 2: surgery planned for that day?

807
00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:04,040
Speaker 1: What do anything?

808
00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:08,080
Speaker 2: And small businesses in light of the pandemic two hundred

809
00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:11,280
Speaker 2: and fifty percent penalty rates for those who who work.

810
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:14,200
Speaker 1: That day two hundred and fifty penal saying here.

811
00:36:14,239 --> 00:36:17,200
Speaker 2: The Australian Industry Group Chief executive has said the proposal

812
00:36:17,239 --> 00:36:19,879
Speaker 2: would force businesses to be a lost production and those

813
00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:22,480
Speaker 2: increased penalty rates. It's not easy to run a small

814
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:25,359
Speaker 2: business when there's public holidays like this?

815
00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:27,200
Speaker 3: Do you think we need one?

816
00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:29,400
Speaker 1: I mean, well, we have in the fair Staate of

817
00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:32,480
Speaker 1: New South Wales twelve public holidays a year. Victoria has thirteen.

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Speaker 1: I can't speak for the other states, but no, I

819
00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:38,160
Speaker 1: don't think so. I think I think it's worthy of celebration. Yeah,

820
00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:39,600
Speaker 1: but I don't think we can have it.

821
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Speaker 8: Think.

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Speaker 2: I think I think what'd be better if they had

823
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Speaker 2: big ticket take parade tickets?

824
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Speaker 1: Oh, cickets, take parade.

825
00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:47,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, do something like that.

826
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Speaker 1: Great.

827
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Speaker 3: I don't think we need a public holiday.

828
00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:51,280
Speaker 2: But how do you feel public holiday for the Matilda's

829
00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:52,239
Speaker 2: as it passed the pub test?

830
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Speaker 1: We'd love to hear from you. Thirteen WSFM is our

831
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Speaker 1: number at is sixteen to eight. I noticed that Jim

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Speaker 1: y Rye has been quiet lately on the influence of front.

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Speaker 2: I've survived here stuff on the desk out there. I

834
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:03,799
Speaker 2: don't know what it is.

835
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Speaker 4: Well unpack that next on WSF.

836
00:37:09,239 --> 00:37:09,839
Speaker 3: Comcast.

837
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Speaker 1: When I came to this radio station many many years ago,

838
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:17,200
Speaker 1: it was like Planet of the Apes and I was like,

839
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:18,880
Speaker 1: Charlton Neston, show up.

840
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:21,719
Speaker 3: You know you're saying this out loud and people can hear.

841
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:24,560
Speaker 1: I showed up here and oh my god, they.

842
00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:26,280
Speaker 4: They do things very differently around here.

843
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:28,239
Speaker 1: And when I first came here, there was no one

844
00:37:28,239 --> 00:37:30,160
Speaker 1: else here. It was just me and a bunch of apes.

845
00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:34,880
Speaker 1: And then hello Kayley. And then you know, I'm not

846
00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:37,759
Speaker 1: saying she wasn't say because she worked.

847
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Speaker 2: With a whole lot of people who were still who are.

848
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Speaker 1: Still They did things very differently anyway. Then you came along,

849
00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:47,920
Speaker 1: you know, and you said, well, would I do here?

850
00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:49,800
Speaker 1: I said, they just do things very differently. Well, it

851
00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:52,040
Speaker 1: was just simpler times back then. You just did the

852
00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:53,600
Speaker 1: weather and you didn't have to do anything. You didn't

853
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Speaker 1: do anything else.

854
00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:56,800
Speaker 2: I said to you, we're doing breakfast show. We need content.

855
00:37:56,880 --> 00:37:58,920
Speaker 2: What are we actually going to be talking about? Get

856
00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:04,000
Speaker 2: out of your loin cloth, coming here, do your job.

857
00:38:04,719 --> 00:38:07,680
Speaker 1: Then, over the time, more people have come into the fold,

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00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:08,120
Speaker 1: more and.

859
00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:11,080
Speaker 2: More people, and where now the dinosaurs.

860
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Speaker 1: Where I'm going with this is we've now got jim

861
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Speaker 1: Y Wright, who is a studio producer in my life.

862
00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:17,440
Speaker 1: I don't know what that means.

863
00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:21,520
Speaker 2: You don't think sometimes we're devolving evolving backwards And here's

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00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:24,040
Speaker 2: Ryan eight.

865
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I kind never thought of that. Hi Ryan anyway,

866
00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:32,279
Speaker 1: For some reason, his star has risen to such a

867
00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:36,080
Speaker 1: point that people now consider him an influencer and they're

868
00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:37,879
Speaker 1: sending him. They're sending him things.

869
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Speaker 2: I think there's something new him.

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Speaker 1: Alright, ladies bring it in.

871
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Speaker 5: Here as well.

872
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:46,480
Speaker 1: He got an intro of course. Yeah, and you're making boss.

873
00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:48,400
Speaker 1: Lady Millie carried it and she's pregnant.

874
00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:51,720
Speaker 2: You've got music and everything, some music.

875
00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:54,320
Speaker 5: Congrats on the baby.

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00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:56,960
Speaker 3: She hasn't had it yet.

877
00:38:57,440 --> 00:38:59,080
Speaker 1: All right, more.

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Speaker 17: Free stuff comment as well, by the way, so if

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Speaker 17: you want to get in touch, I just have go

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Speaker 17: to WSM dot comment on you.

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Speaker 5: All right, what have we got radio? Some June Junior

882
00:39:09,719 --> 00:39:10,720
Speaker 5: licorice chocolate?

883
00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:12,880
Speaker 3: Licorice chocolate like licorice?

884
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Speaker 5: I do now?

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00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:18,120
Speaker 1: Okay, doesn't give you a running bottom.

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00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:20,840
Speaker 17: We've been one of our first official taste testers for

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Speaker 17: a limited edition chocolate.

888
00:39:23,239 --> 00:39:24,879
Speaker 3: Open it up and try it then?

889
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:29,279
Speaker 4: Okay, can you help for God's sake?

890
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:33,839
Speaker 1: Opened the box? Dad, This is from Juni, the town

891
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Speaker 1: of Junior. I'm is it.

892
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Speaker 3: Look, you're the worst done boxes of all time. We

893
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Speaker 3: can't open the box.

894
00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:44,080
Speaker 4: There's a Lasian kids okay, radio all right?

895
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Speaker 17: Yeah, good and what else have you got?

896
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Speaker 2: Okay, letter here as well?

897
00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:52,880
Speaker 17: All right, a little letter, a little strange looking box.

898
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Speaker 17: This is wrong.

899
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Speaker 1: Okay, here we go.

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Speaker 17: Hey, Jen y r I thought you might need some

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Speaker 17: of these to settle your nerves for tonight.

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Speaker 5: Good luck, bro inspired unemployed.

903
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Speaker 1: That oh what do they give me?

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Speaker 5: Some better beer?

905
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Speaker 1: That's good, shocks and beer.

906
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Speaker 17: These will this will settle my nerves for tonight.

907
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:17,000
Speaker 2: Actually, what are you doing tonight? Have you guys heard

908
00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:18,719
Speaker 2: no of it?

909
00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:23,160
Speaker 15: You have no other news, no tonight on a current affair.

910
00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:29,280
Speaker 15: He's Australia's most controversial millennial national treasure. Jen y Rye

911
00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:32,839
Speaker 15: is once again battling his way through a barrage a

912
00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:36,239
Speaker 15: bitter baby booess. It started off with a packet of

913
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Speaker 15: grain waves, but now the waves he's making are producing

914
00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:44,799
Speaker 15: a tsunami of influence. Stationed at w Wes Airfare, his

915
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:48,319
Speaker 15: journey has been far from a walk in the Marquarie

916
00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:51,760
Speaker 15: Park that a pride young star has spent every morning

917
00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:54,879
Speaker 15: with a notorious gas bag Amanda Rose Kill.

918
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Speaker 1: But be careful.

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00:40:57,120 --> 00:41:00,200
Speaker 15: This rose is lined with thorns, since she won't stop

920
00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:04,040
Speaker 15: until Ryan's influencing Korea turns as tattered as a drool

921
00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:06,560
Speaker 15: Sponge after an episode of Outlanders.

922
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Speaker 3: Headphones aren't kind of fit on that big head so

923
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:08,920
Speaker 3: much longer.

924
00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:13,960
Speaker 15: But then there's a big mean man, Brendan Jonesy Jones.

925
00:41:13,719 --> 00:41:15,759
Speaker 4: I don't think it's time to be a smart ass.

926
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Speaker 15: This soon forces Ryan to google pictures of the Honda

927
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Speaker 15: c X five hundred turbo when that breaks, so he

928
00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:24,480
Speaker 15: can't go and get a juice box from the fringe.

929
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Speaker 1: Get a bad what you usually do around?

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00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:29,880
Speaker 15: His only crime getting free stuff and forgetting to put oil,

931
00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:33,280
Speaker 15: and he's eye thirty to get his old Cartha. These

932
00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:36,840
Speaker 15: boomers are about to go boom. Is it time for

933
00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:40,640
Speaker 15: Jen y Ryan to go bye bye? Or is it

934
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Speaker 15: time for you to buy by and send him more

935
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Speaker 15: free stuff?

936
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Speaker 2: What's going on?

937
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Speaker 4: Find out tonight on a current affair? Shut up?

938
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Speaker 18: What?

939
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:52,200
Speaker 19: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: So I'll enjoy I enjoy the spear while I'll watching.

941
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:59,720
Speaker 1: Actually I'm flipper casted.

942
00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:01,759
Speaker 3: That's the actual voiceover guy.

943
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:03,760
Speaker 4: We've been trying to get him for years.

944
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Speaker 3: Jeerz wow, I have no words.

945
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Speaker 1: It's three to eight.

946
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Speaker 2: Sean Fraser has these and the Inspired On Employers, Jack

947
00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:16,120
Speaker 2: from The Inspired On Employees coming to join us on

948
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Speaker 2: the show.

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Speaker 3: I have nothing to say.

950
00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:25,480
Speaker 1: When God right now I'm taking play.

951
00:42:25,680 --> 00:42:29,520
Speaker 15: Now go to your windows, stick your head on a yell.

952
00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:35,040
Speaker 1: Hell down to the jonesy no matter of arms for

953
00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:37,719
Speaker 1: the pub test today, public holiday for the Matilda's. Does

954
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Speaker 1: it pass the pub test? This is if they win

955
00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:41,359
Speaker 1: the whole shebbek that's right.

956
00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:43,440
Speaker 2: The Prime Minister has back to public holiday for the

957
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Speaker 2: Matilda's win the FIFA Women's World Cup. He said it's

958
00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:49,200
Speaker 2: up to the state and territories to designate which day

959
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:50,960
Speaker 2: here we go handballing.

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Speaker 3: Then it can't happen easily, can it.

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Speaker 18: You?

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Speaker 3: Who's three next Wednesday? What if you've got surgery booked

963
00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:55,720
Speaker 3: on Wednesday?

964
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Speaker 1: If you've got all kinds of queen. When the Queen

965
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Speaker 1: died and they had a public you could get a

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Speaker 1: public hold public holiday, but it was more of a

967
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Speaker 1: hindrance than a help.

968
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Speaker 2: Well, it's not always a good thing. Everyone goes, oh great,

969
00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:08,160
Speaker 2: let's get another day off. But the Australian Industry Group

970
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Speaker 2: Chief Executives, who's speaking on behalf of business groups, has

971
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Speaker 2: said it would be it would force business to bear

972
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Speaker 2: loss production as well as two hundred and fifty percent

973
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Speaker 2: penalty rates for the people that keep working, so small

974
00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:23,080
Speaker 2: businesses in light of all of this would really struggle

975
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Speaker 2: with this. Everyone wants the Matildas to win. I want

976
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Speaker 2: them to win, but a lot of nail binding.

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Speaker 3: If we're going to have to have a public holiday,

978
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Speaker 3: how do you feel I don't.

979
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Speaker 1: Want to pay you two hundred and fifty percent extra

980
00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:34,839
Speaker 1: for coming in here for triple time and a half loading.

981
00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:35,680
Speaker 3: Because you are my boss.

982
00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:38,920
Speaker 2: Public holiday for the Matildas. Is it past the pub test?

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00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:40,959
Speaker 13: No, it doesn't love.

984
00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:41,919
Speaker 14: Past the pub test.

985
00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:45,480
Speaker 6: It's like where do you start in extra for the ashes?

986
00:43:45,640 --> 00:43:47,319
Speaker 11: Like what other sporting things are going to.

987
00:43:47,239 --> 00:43:52,360
Speaker 13: Get one hundred percent? This World Cup has just given

988
00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:56,160
Speaker 13: everything every little girl, even old girls like us, the

989
00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:59,200
Speaker 13: chance that we can do anything at one hundred percent

990
00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:00,319
Speaker 13: of the.

991
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Speaker 14: Partist because all those people that work tagally we won't

992
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Speaker 14: get paid.

993
00:44:04,840 --> 00:44:05,759
Speaker 10: No, it does not.

994
00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:09,279
Speaker 13: What if someone wins wimbles and if someone wins the

995
00:44:09,360 --> 00:44:13,640
Speaker 13: PGA or power to the Matulders. But really we don't

996
00:44:13,680 --> 00:44:14,680
Speaker 13: need it for a country.

997
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Speaker 11: Cannot record it absolutely not, industry clear and public holday

998
00:44:18,760 --> 00:44:19,920
Speaker 11: the set of the fingers just by that.

999
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Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, penalty rates. People don't want to work. People

1000
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Speaker 10: want to work. You're going to organize staff and rosters.

1001
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Speaker 10: I think that this should.

1002
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Speaker 13: Happen by that.

1003
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Speaker 3: I ticket Tate Parade.

1004
00:44:29,239 --> 00:44:32,960
Speaker 2: I think everyone it'll be massive, There'll be big parties.

1005
00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:36,280
Speaker 3: Why don't we do it that way?

1006
00:44:36,719 --> 00:44:37,279
Speaker 1: Podcast?

1007
00:44:37,719 --> 00:44:41,040
Speaker 2: Now, the story of the Inspired Unemployed is quite extraordinary.

1008
00:44:41,239 --> 00:44:44,319
Speaker 2: Jack Steele and his mate Falcon went from suburban tradees

1009
00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:48,719
Speaker 2: to hilarious social media megastars seemingly overnight. They have a

1010
00:44:48,760 --> 00:44:52,759
Speaker 2: following in the millions, they have a successful podcast, they're

1011
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:55,239
Speaker 2: about to add TV show to the list of all

1012
00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:57,479
Speaker 2: that they've got on there on their case at the moment.

1013
00:44:57,520 --> 00:44:58,640
Speaker 2: And I know you did a show at the m

1014
00:44:58,719 --> 00:45:01,719
Speaker 2: LL last night, Jack Steele, high there is thank you

1015
00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:07,000
Speaker 2: for those who don't know your story, you and Falcon Tradees.

1016
00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:09,960
Speaker 2: How did you go from filming little videos to it

1017
00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:12,600
Speaker 2: absolutely taking off? Did you just see funny things everywhere

1018
00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:14,200
Speaker 2: and put them on socials? And that was it?

1019
00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:15,520
Speaker 5: Pretty much like we were.

1020
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:18,920
Speaker 16: So we went to Europe and we had no ambition

1021
00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:22,680
Speaker 16: of this obviously happened at all. But before we even

1022
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Speaker 16: made our first skit, it was our goals have a

1023
00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:27,239
Speaker 16: TV show, And then we just started filming skits and

1024
00:45:27,960 --> 00:45:30,600
Speaker 16: getting more invested in it, and then we got home

1025
00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:32,840
Speaker 16: from Europe and we were going to work at the

1026
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Speaker 16: same time, We're doing a forty hour week on the

1027
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Speaker 16: job site and then putting all this time and effort

1028
00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:39,640
Speaker 16: into making videos and you know, none of it.

1029
00:45:39,680 --> 00:45:41,759
Speaker 5: It wasn't really going far. Like we get like one hundred.

1030
00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:44,000
Speaker 16: Followers a week whatever, dressing up as girls and like

1031
00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:47,279
Speaker 16: just completely embarrassing ourself and then going to the jobs

1032
00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:50,520
Speaker 16: the next day and you know, Falcon's dad's a yeah,

1033
00:45:50,920 --> 00:45:52,759
Speaker 16: what's it, Bricky, My dad's a plaster He was my

1034
00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:53,479
Speaker 16: boss at the time.

1035
00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:55,560
Speaker 5: And then we're like, mate, what are we doing?

1036
00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:57,640
Speaker 1: And they'd have no time for you're doing.

1037
00:45:57,760 --> 00:45:59,719
Speaker 16: No, They're like, because it's not a proven concept yet,

1038
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:00,600
Speaker 16: like what do you do?

1039
00:46:00,960 --> 00:46:03,040
Speaker 1: What do you get a trade? Stay plastering?

1040
00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:03,319
Speaker 5: Yeah?

1041
00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:05,520
Speaker 16: And there on crazy They're like what are you doing?

1042
00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:07,799
Speaker 16: And then it was literally three weeks later we had

1043
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:09,480
Speaker 16: a chat like, well, what are we doing? Should we

1044
00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:12,680
Speaker 16: stop or you know, pursue it? And we just kept

1045
00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:14,359
Speaker 16: going and it was like, yeah, one week later, it

1046
00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:16,880
Speaker 16: just went from like seven thousand followers to thirty like

1047
00:46:16,920 --> 00:46:18,640
Speaker 16: a day, and then it just never stopped.

1048
00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:20,359
Speaker 5: It was like thirty thousand a week from So how did.

1049
00:46:20,280 --> 00:46:22,200
Speaker 1: That how did that end up happening like that?

1050
00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:25,360
Speaker 16: Though I think we just honestly it might it sounds

1051
00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:27,719
Speaker 16: does cliche or a bit cringe, but I felt like

1052
00:46:27,719 --> 00:46:30,920
Speaker 16: we just built a skill set up of editing, scripting

1053
00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:33,720
Speaker 16: and filming that when we got to the right moment,

1054
00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:37,279
Speaker 16: it just happened, and three videos just went from the

1055
00:46:37,680 --> 00:46:39,240
Speaker 16: Falcons dressed up as a girl.

1056
00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:42,640
Speaker 1: Was the foot Show? Never looked back the Footy Show

1057
00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:44,760
Speaker 1: saying hang on material.

1058
00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:47,800
Speaker 2: That's so your new TV show that started on Channel

1059
00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:52,080
Speaker 2: ten tonight. It's the Inspired Unemployed Impractical Jokers. I've seen

1060
00:46:52,120 --> 00:46:55,239
Speaker 2: the American Impractical Jokers. It is such a funny show.

1061
00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:56,879
Speaker 2: Tell us the premise of this.

1062
00:46:57,160 --> 00:46:59,439
Speaker 16: Yeah, so it's a it's a hidden camera prank show,

1063
00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:02,920
Speaker 16: but the jokes of the expense of the joke is

1064
00:47:02,920 --> 00:47:05,239
Speaker 16: on us. And it was a real hard act to

1065
00:47:05,239 --> 00:47:07,080
Speaker 16: follow because those guys have done like twelve seasons.

1066
00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:10,200
Speaker 5: They're in their fifties or yeah, and they're hilarious.

1067
00:47:10,239 --> 00:47:11,560
Speaker 16: So you know, when we got the call up for

1068
00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:14,279
Speaker 16: the show, it was scary because you know, to back

1069
00:47:14,320 --> 00:47:15,359
Speaker 16: that up is hard.

1070
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:18,560
Speaker 5: It's a proven concept already. But yes, hidden camera prank show.

1071
00:47:18,600 --> 00:47:23,040
Speaker 16: So we're posing as like a pt instructor or like

1072
00:47:23,320 --> 00:47:27,239
Speaker 16: a waitress or working at subway, and you go out,

1073
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:28,719
Speaker 16: it's one of you, and then the three of your

1074
00:47:28,719 --> 00:47:30,880
Speaker 16: mates are in the back room with the microphone and

1075
00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:32,640
Speaker 16: they're telling you in your earpiece what to do and

1076
00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:33,160
Speaker 16: what to say.

1077
00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:35,160
Speaker 5: Yep, so it's highly cringe.

1078
00:47:35,239 --> 00:47:37,440
Speaker 16: Like I did a wedding speech in the first episode

1079
00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:40,279
Speaker 16: you'll see tonight, a wedding speech in front of three

1080
00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:44,080
Speaker 16: hundred people, and the boys wrote me a speech and

1081
00:47:44,120 --> 00:47:47,120
Speaker 16: I did real wedding three hundred people. No one knew

1082
00:47:47,520 --> 00:47:49,960
Speaker 16: who I was, and what about the Bridan groom. The

1083
00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:51,960
Speaker 16: only people that knew so the Brian groom, the MC

1084
00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:54,000
Speaker 16: and there's three hundred people that had no idea and

1085
00:47:54,040 --> 00:47:55,600
Speaker 16: I'm literally there in front of.

1086
00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:58,520
Speaker 5: Everyone saying marriage is set up to fail.

1087
00:47:58,719 --> 00:48:01,399
Speaker 16: And like the Brian, I was like, the best man

1088
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:04,200
Speaker 16: are a bunch of dickheads, and they're like, now.

1089
00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:05,680
Speaker 5: Turn around and skull their b in front of him.

1090
00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:06,040
Speaker 5: It was.

1091
00:48:06,320 --> 00:48:07,920
Speaker 16: It was so bad that one of the ladies was

1092
00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:10,680
Speaker 16: trying to get up and pull me off stage, and

1093
00:48:10,719 --> 00:48:12,799
Speaker 16: then one of the uncles was like sitting her back down.

1094
00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:13,800
Speaker 5: It was so bad.

1095
00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:18,239
Speaker 2: It was it takes balls of steel to do it.

1096
00:48:18,239 --> 00:48:20,480
Speaker 5: You can see it. I'm like shaking, but don't you

1097
00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:20,839
Speaker 5: as well.

1098
00:48:20,840 --> 00:48:23,240
Speaker 1: The jeopardy is that you have like a shock collar

1099
00:48:23,320 --> 00:48:25,719
Speaker 1: or something as well. So the guys, if you don't

1100
00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:27,960
Speaker 1: do the thing, they shock you.

1101
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Speaker 5: Yeah.

1102
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Speaker 16: So it was like at the end of every episode

1103
00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:33,200
Speaker 16: there's a punishment, and if you lose in the episode,

1104
00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:36,200
Speaker 16: you have to do the ultimate punishment. And so Falcon,

1105
00:48:36,200 --> 00:48:38,960
Speaker 16: for example, was the worst punisher. So he had to

1106
00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:40,960
Speaker 16: wear the shock collar a lot because you know, we

1107
00:48:41,080 --> 00:48:41,960
Speaker 16: just love putting.

1108
00:48:41,719 --> 00:48:42,160
Speaker 5: It on him.

1109
00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:44,600
Speaker 16: And we made him do stand up comedy in front

1110
00:48:44,600 --> 00:48:46,799
Speaker 16: of him about I think four hundred people slid out show,

1111
00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:50,120
Speaker 16: and we gave him no material, would set him up

1112
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Speaker 16: for a joke. We'd be like, how's the reason men

1113
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:54,960
Speaker 16: and women don't get along, hay, And then we're like,

1114
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:56,840
Speaker 16: good luck, buddy, So he's just on his own, and

1115
00:48:56,840 --> 00:48:59,759
Speaker 16: then we'd start shocking him with electric shock and the

1116
00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:01,200
Speaker 16: crowd had no context to.

1117
00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:03,800
Speaker 5: Any of this, but it was pure torture.

1118
00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:08,560
Speaker 3: How do you do it? It must be so hard.

1119
00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:10,440
Speaker 3: Do you have no goal?

1120
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Speaker 2: No shame?

1121
00:49:11,239 --> 00:49:14,240
Speaker 16: No, no, we have so much shame, Like people don't understand,

1122
00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:17,799
Speaker 16: like we cringe and hate doing this stuff so much.

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00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,279
Speaker 16: I think that's why it makes it so much better because.

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Speaker 3: We know you care.

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00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:25,120
Speaker 5: We care, and we don't like, we don't enjoy how much.

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00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:27,799
Speaker 16: It sucks, you know, and we know each other so well,

1127
00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:30,959
Speaker 16: so our biggest fears we we know, so we don't

1128
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:33,719
Speaker 16: tell each other what our punishments are or pranks are

1129
00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:34,640
Speaker 16: until that moment.

1130
00:49:34,920 --> 00:49:37,319
Speaker 5: So it's all real, all the reactions and it's it's

1131
00:49:37,360 --> 00:49:37,680
Speaker 5: all real.

1132
00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:38,080
Speaker 15: Wow.

1133
00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:40,440
Speaker 1: Well we've come a long way since Alan fun You're

1134
00:49:40,440 --> 00:49:42,920
Speaker 1: probably too young, remember Alan Funny.

1135
00:49:43,520 --> 00:49:44,400
Speaker 2: His name is the funniest.

1136
00:49:44,560 --> 00:49:46,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just like saying fun to air. But he

1137
00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:48,960
Speaker 1: has to the show called Cannon Camera. He was the

1138
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:51,399
Speaker 1: original I heard about this. So people be walking down

1139
00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:53,279
Speaker 1: the street and trying of bricks and four of them

1140
00:49:53,320 --> 00:49:55,120
Speaker 1: to get smile. You're on canned Camera.

1141
00:49:56,560 --> 00:50:00,680
Speaker 16: That's probably the same premise, remember being shocked, but from

1142
00:50:00,360 --> 00:50:02,759
Speaker 16: that was that was simple times back then.

1143
00:50:02,840 --> 00:50:06,719
Speaker 1: Well, The Inspired Unemployed. It's on tonight Channel ten, eight

1144
00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:09,880
Speaker 1: thirty Jack Steele say hi to the rest of the

1145
00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:10,760
Speaker 1: gang when.

1146
00:50:10,600 --> 00:50:12,440
Speaker 2: They get out of bed, and also tell you what

1147
00:50:12,480 --> 00:50:14,919
Speaker 2: you're on after Thank god you're here.

1148
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:16,600
Speaker 3: So it's a big night on Channel ten tonight.

1149
00:50:17,080 --> 00:50:19,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, scary, I hope we do well.

1150
00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:21,240
Speaker 4: Yes, I think you will, or you'll be shocked.

1151
00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:24,560
Speaker 16: Oh yeah, yeah, probably won't speak. I probably won't speak

1152
00:50:24,560 --> 00:50:24,920
Speaker 16: to you every no.

1153
00:50:25,160 --> 00:50:30,959
Speaker 1: No, unless we need, unless we need a plaster tonight,

1154
00:50:31,880 --> 00:50:36,839
Speaker 1: good mate. Just thinking about Jack from the Inspired Unemployed,

1155
00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:39,480
Speaker 1: like he's coming here. Hasn't an announce a sleep.

1156
00:50:39,680 --> 00:50:41,400
Speaker 3: They did a show at the end all last night

1157
00:50:41,440 --> 00:50:42,440
Speaker 3: at shoes.

1158
00:50:42,480 --> 00:50:43,720
Speaker 4: He's wearing different shoes.

1159
00:50:43,960 --> 00:50:46,160
Speaker 2: We said to their fancy shoes. He said, they're not mine.

1160
00:50:46,160 --> 00:50:49,200
Speaker 2: I can't find my shoes. I love him, isn't he great?

1161
00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:50,240
Speaker 1: I just love those guys.

1162
00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:51,920
Speaker 3: He said he used to listen to us on the

1163
00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:52,680
Speaker 3: building site.

1164
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:55,520
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, and that's the thing. I had this flashback

1165
00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:58,640
Speaker 1: when he was saying that. When I know aspired to

1166
00:50:58,640 --> 00:51:00,279
Speaker 1: get into radio and all that stuff, I used to

1167
00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:02,080
Speaker 1: work on building sites and stuff. And I used to

1168
00:51:02,080 --> 00:51:05,560
Speaker 1: be concrete in the sewers here in Sydney, putting concrete

1169
00:51:05,680 --> 00:51:08,200
Speaker 1: mud on the walls and stuff like that. And you'd

1170
00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:10,239
Speaker 1: always just be chatting away to the guys on the

1171
00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:12,879
Speaker 1: site and a lot of them say, yeah, I used

1172
00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:14,960
Speaker 1: to do something with this. You should go be on the.

1173
00:51:14,960 --> 00:51:17,080
Speaker 3: Radio, Paul Hogan being the you know.

1174
00:51:18,320 --> 00:51:21,279
Speaker 4: It's entertaining, mates, Yeah, that's it. You're just out there

1175
00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:21,880
Speaker 4: and you're doing.

1176
00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:24,200
Speaker 1: It's funny with my trading mates now, they'll say, so

1177
00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:26,839
Speaker 1: many hours a day do you work? And you know, well,

1178
00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:29,440
Speaker 1: it's you knows, there's no paid per hour. It's not

1179
00:51:29,480 --> 00:51:31,440
Speaker 1: really a definitive thing. Hey yeah, but how long a

1180
00:51:31,480 --> 00:51:32,839
Speaker 1: you are on the radio? Por and you say, well

1181
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:35,279
Speaker 1: from six to nine, so you work three hours a day?

1182
00:51:35,520 --> 00:51:37,400
Speaker 1: What are you paid for that? And well, you know

1183
00:51:37,440 --> 00:51:38,840
Speaker 1: it's all you know?

1184
00:51:38,880 --> 00:51:44,080
Speaker 2: Are you asking you the same question? Shameful.

1185
00:51:44,239 --> 00:51:46,400
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to go back to the sewers. I

1186
00:51:46,520 --> 00:51:48,399
Speaker 1: check out the boys tonight though they're on the Telly

1187
00:51:48,440 --> 00:51:51,200
Speaker 1: with their new show. It's called in Practical Joke is

1188
00:51:51,200 --> 00:51:55,120
Speaker 1: the Inspired Unemployed. It's those guys to Night Channel ten.

1189
00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:58,560
Speaker 1: We're happy to hitch up to their to their.

1190
00:51:58,400 --> 00:52:00,720
Speaker 3: Well plasted wagon, plasted in every sense.

1191
00:52:01,120 --> 00:52:06,680
Speaker 9: Jonesy and Amanda ger podcast.

1192
00:52:08,600 --> 00:52:10,319
Speaker 1: I'm going to make this shows and sweet Up Morning

1193
00:52:10,320 --> 00:52:11,040
Speaker 1: in the Standswine.

1194
00:52:12,520 --> 00:52:14,440
Speaker 4: The Matildas have switched off their phones.

1195
00:52:14,480 --> 00:52:18,000
Speaker 1: They want zero distractions leading into their big game against

1196
00:52:18,080 --> 00:52:19,399
Speaker 1: France on Saturday night.

1197
00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:22,160
Speaker 3: So it's when your son's weddings on it's at five o'clock.

1198
00:52:22,360 --> 00:52:24,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, what are we going to do? What are we

1199
00:52:24,160 --> 00:52:27,440
Speaker 1: going to do? I wonder the Telegraph have taken a

1200
00:52:27,520 --> 00:52:28,759
Speaker 1: leaf out of them and they don't want to make

1201
00:52:28,800 --> 00:52:30,399
Speaker 1: a big deal. And on the back of what we

1202
00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:33,360
Speaker 1: were talking about the other day, Oh yes, the builder

1203
00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:37,520
Speaker 1: Batman or the batmobile piece by piece over one hundred weeks,

1204
00:52:37,520 --> 00:52:39,360
Speaker 1: one hundred weeks. How small would the pieces be?

1205
00:52:39,440 --> 00:52:40,880
Speaker 3: Over one hundred weeks weeks?

1206
00:52:41,080 --> 00:52:43,920
Speaker 1: So in two years you can build your own batmobile

1207
00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:45,719
Speaker 1: at a cost of two thousand, six hundred and forty

1208
00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:46,360
Speaker 1: seven dollars.

1209
00:52:46,520 --> 00:52:49,160
Speaker 8: Week by week, build a unique replica with die gas birds,

1210
00:52:49,280 --> 00:52:52,080
Speaker 8: follow step by stuff instructions and bring the Batman legends.

1211
00:52:52,080 --> 00:52:53,240
Speaker 4: Alay, you're beginning.

1212
00:52:53,239 --> 00:52:55,560
Speaker 3: One tiny little windscreen wiper in the mail.

1213
00:52:55,800 --> 00:52:59,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, no string that out time for that. The Telegraph

1214
00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:02,959
Speaker 1: taken a leaf out of our book. With this each

1215
00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:06,640
Speaker 1: day this week from starting today, you can build your

1216
00:53:06,719 --> 00:53:10,720
Speaker 1: own giant Sam curR wall post. It's just a poster.

1217
00:53:11,120 --> 00:53:13,800
Speaker 2: Today we've got the feet four elements to build a poster,

1218
00:53:14,640 --> 00:53:17,799
Speaker 2: and they've divided her body parts into four.

1219
00:53:17,880 --> 00:53:21,319
Speaker 3: It's like a magician Sora in half. And then again.

1220
00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:24,799
Speaker 1: Imagine the meeting for Thursday though, because that's Sam's groin area.

1221
00:53:24,840 --> 00:53:29,560
Speaker 2: It's tomorrow, so they've got today's the legs, tomorrow's the

1222
00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:30,400
Speaker 2: groinal region.

1223
00:53:30,440 --> 00:53:32,160
Speaker 1: They put a big cur over the top of that.

1224
00:53:32,320 --> 00:53:34,319
Speaker 2: Put a big Sam curR. They put her name over it.

1225
00:53:34,640 --> 00:53:36,200
Speaker 2: Next one's the torso.

1226
00:53:36,320 --> 00:53:38,080
Speaker 1: And once again they've done a good job with that,

1227
00:53:38,120 --> 00:53:40,399
Speaker 1: because that's you know, it's bulls and tummy, but they've

1228
00:53:40,400 --> 00:53:42,120
Speaker 1: combined it bus and tummy.

1229
00:53:42,880 --> 00:53:45,920
Speaker 2: It's your law firm. And then the final one is

1230
00:53:47,480 --> 00:53:49,000
Speaker 2: yes and her fist going yay.

1231
00:53:49,400 --> 00:53:51,960
Speaker 1: And then when you put it all together on Saturday,

1232
00:53:55,040 --> 00:53:57,000
Speaker 1: your own Sam curve. We'll run around the field for

1233
00:53:57,040 --> 00:53:57,560
Speaker 1: ten minutes.

1234
00:53:57,640 --> 00:54:00,560
Speaker 2: Well we get two cracks and looking after a calves

1235
00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:03,439
Speaker 2: because you and I both have sets of feet. Now

1236
00:54:04,480 --> 00:54:06,240
Speaker 2: I'm committed together to turn her into.

1237
00:54:06,040 --> 00:54:10,160
Speaker 4: A millipede, a human samopede.

1238
00:54:10,400 --> 00:54:14,120
Speaker 2: Did you hear that the actress Natalie portman's in Australia

1239
00:54:14,160 --> 00:54:15,879
Speaker 2: at the moment and there was speculation that she's broken

1240
00:54:15,960 --> 00:54:18,520
Speaker 2: up with her husband. His name, I think is Ben Millipede.

1241
00:54:18,520 --> 00:54:19,759
Speaker 2: And I saw someone say have.

1242
00:54:19,719 --> 00:54:21,520
Speaker 3: They split up? Because it took him too to put

1243
00:54:21,520 --> 00:54:22,799
Speaker 3: his shoes on when he left the house.

1244
00:54:25,360 --> 00:54:26,440
Speaker 1: How to do it?

1245
00:54:30,480 --> 00:54:33,080
Speaker 4: I must say, I don't understand.

1246
00:54:32,560 --> 00:54:35,320
Speaker 2: You me no, what's happened.

1247
00:54:35,600 --> 00:54:38,600
Speaker 4: Whether you're toileting race, excuse me, he's building.

1248
00:54:38,800 --> 00:54:41,440
Speaker 1: I was just thinking about it. We've got this toilet

1249
00:54:41,440 --> 00:54:44,680
Speaker 1: down in the car park and it's the worst toilet

1250
00:54:44,680 --> 00:54:47,080
Speaker 1: in the building. Because it's a high traffic area, a

1251
00:54:47,080 --> 00:54:48,600
Speaker 1: lot of people go past you. You call it the

1252
00:54:48,600 --> 00:54:51,239
Speaker 1: exposure toilet because if someone opens the door of the

1253
00:54:51,239 --> 00:54:53,480
Speaker 1: door opens outwards. If you forget to lock it, you

1254
00:54:53,520 --> 00:54:56,440
Speaker 1: are too far away from the door to prevent any

1255
00:54:56,480 --> 00:54:59,800
Speaker 1: sort of You just get to see the full show.

1256
00:55:00,200 --> 00:55:02,520
Speaker 2: The reason I go there on my way home is

1257
00:55:02,560 --> 00:55:05,920
Speaker 2: because I think, oh, wait, as long as I can

1258
00:55:06,239 --> 00:55:08,120
Speaker 2: to go to the loo, and that's my last stop

1259
00:55:08,160 --> 00:55:10,920
Speaker 2: before I get in the car. So that's why I

1260
00:55:10,960 --> 00:55:12,560
Speaker 2: go there on the way to the car park. I

1261
00:55:12,560 --> 00:55:14,120
Speaker 2: think I just dood a week before I get in

1262
00:55:14,120 --> 00:55:14,399
Speaker 2: my car.

1263
00:55:14,480 --> 00:55:19,800
Speaker 1: You and I are standing there yesterday, and I hold

1264
00:55:19,880 --> 00:55:22,440
Speaker 1: your handbag while you go in there, and then I

1265
00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:24,400
Speaker 1: don't stand too class because I want to hear the show,

1266
00:55:25,920 --> 00:55:28,920
Speaker 1: no show while I'm standing there.

1267
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:32,760
Speaker 2: Well, human Brandon, what our.

1268
00:55:32,680 --> 00:55:33,600
Speaker 4: CEO comes past?

1269
00:55:33,600 --> 00:55:36,520
Speaker 1: A lovely man chatting and usually you know what I

1270
00:55:36,520 --> 00:55:38,840
Speaker 1: do with executives, I avoid them. So now I'm standing

1271
00:55:38,840 --> 00:55:40,880
Speaker 1: with your handbag. We're having a good chat and then

1272
00:55:40,880 --> 00:55:42,160
Speaker 1: we're just talking about staff.

1273
00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:43,239
Speaker 3: And well I came out, all.

1274
00:55:43,239 --> 00:55:46,960
Speaker 4: Right, where's a man? And I said, wish he's in there.

1275
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:49,440
Speaker 2: Nebraska, people are allowed to go to the toilet.

1276
00:55:50,320 --> 00:55:52,239
Speaker 3: You're not allowed to do is not flush it when

1277
00:55:52,239 --> 00:55:52,600
Speaker 3: I came.

1278
00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:57,040
Speaker 2: When I went in there, someone had done something completely

1279
00:55:57,160 --> 00:55:59,960
Speaker 2: dreadful and hadn't flushed, and it had been some time,

1280
00:56:00,160 --> 00:56:02,280
Speaker 2: so it was on the turn.

1281
00:56:02,400 --> 00:56:04,680
Speaker 1: But I'll say this to you. There was no paper there,

1282
00:56:04,760 --> 00:56:06,080
Speaker 1: so sometimes that happened.

1283
00:56:06,080 --> 00:56:07,600
Speaker 3: Why don't people use paper.

1284
00:56:07,640 --> 00:56:12,440
Speaker 4: The paper or you have a clean pooh, what you

1285
00:56:12,480 --> 00:56:13,240
Speaker 4: don't need paper?

1286
00:56:13,600 --> 00:56:14,040
Speaker 1: Anyway?

1287
00:56:14,080 --> 00:56:15,360
Speaker 3: This needed paper.

1288
00:56:16,280 --> 00:56:17,239
Speaker 1: This was not go down.

1289
00:56:18,600 --> 00:56:20,640
Speaker 2: If the paper had gone down, this would have gone

1290
00:56:20,640 --> 00:56:21,920
Speaker 2: to It was awful anyway.

1291
00:56:21,960 --> 00:56:23,120
Speaker 3: I came out of the loop.

1292
00:56:23,120 --> 00:56:25,400
Speaker 2: And I said, and because you said you were going

1293
00:56:25,440 --> 00:56:27,799
Speaker 2: to go in there, and I thought, I don't. If

1294
00:56:27,800 --> 00:56:30,400
Speaker 2: there's any residue, I don't want you to think it

1295
00:56:30,440 --> 00:56:33,240
Speaker 2: was me. So I had to flush before I weed.

1296
00:56:33,280 --> 00:56:34,799
Speaker 2: And so then when I came out, I said, oh,

1297
00:56:35,200 --> 00:56:37,200
Speaker 2: we're talking to cure on the boss and I said, well,

1298
00:56:37,200 --> 00:56:39,880
Speaker 2: I said, there was something dreadful in there when I

1299
00:56:39,920 --> 00:56:44,400
Speaker 2: went in, and he said double Jeopardy, which I didn't understand.

1300
00:56:43,920 --> 00:56:47,840
Speaker 1: From the movie Double Jeopardy Ashley Judd Tommy Lee Jones.

1301
00:56:48,360 --> 00:56:51,560
Speaker 1: Ashley Judd is accused of murdering her husband on a

1302
00:56:51,640 --> 00:56:54,800
Speaker 1: yacht and she ends up going to jail, loses a kid,

1303
00:56:55,040 --> 00:56:57,440
Speaker 1: goes to ring the kid while she's in jail, and

1304
00:56:57,480 --> 00:57:01,680
Speaker 1: the nanny answers the phone. The nanny was her friend and.

1305
00:57:01,640 --> 00:57:07,000
Speaker 20: Then discovers that her husband is indeed alive spoiler alert.

1306
00:57:06,360 --> 00:57:10,160
Speaker 20: And then she gets out of jail discovers that if

1307
00:57:10,200 --> 00:57:13,280
Speaker 20: he she kills her husband, that's double jebby, meaning.

1308
00:57:13,200 --> 00:57:15,319
Speaker 2: You can't be tried. So she went to jail for

1309
00:57:15,400 --> 00:57:18,600
Speaker 2: murdering him, came out and murdered him. So the inference

1310
00:57:18,600 --> 00:57:22,320
Speaker 2: there gets too much away. The inference there is that

1311
00:57:22,520 --> 00:57:25,440
Speaker 2: I came out of the loop and said, there's something

1312
00:57:25,480 --> 00:57:27,120
Speaker 2: awful in there. Why would I do that?

1313
00:57:27,960 --> 00:57:31,240
Speaker 3: Why would I a leaf something there? B tell you?

1314
00:57:31,520 --> 00:57:33,720
Speaker 1: I don't know, but there was crime scene tape all

1315
00:57:33,760 --> 00:57:36,760
Speaker 1: around that area.

1316
00:57:37,600 --> 00:57:52,280
Speaker 2: The little chalk outline was really offensive. Podcast Would you

1317
00:57:52,320 --> 00:57:54,080
Speaker 2: like to win twenty thousand dollars? You will if you're

1318
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Speaker 2: a Goolie of the Year Download the iHeartRadio app. Got

1319
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Speaker 2: a WSFM press the microphone and it comes straight to us.

1320
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Speaker 4: I say, what have we got?

1321
00:58:01,720 --> 00:58:04,600
Speaker 21: What gets my ghoolies is when you try to open

1322
00:58:04,640 --> 00:58:07,400
Speaker 21: the second drawer in the kitchen and it won't open

1323
00:58:07,560 --> 00:58:13,080
Speaker 21: because the tongs in there have sprung open and now

1324
00:58:13,120 --> 00:58:14,800
Speaker 21: they're blocking the whole cupboard.

1325
00:58:15,440 --> 00:58:17,439
Speaker 1: Or a book gets my goolies. Someone puts a book

1326
00:58:17,440 --> 00:58:20,360
Speaker 1: in he puts a book in your cleans everything away

1327
00:58:20,480 --> 00:58:22,560
Speaker 1: off the bedside. Tell them puts my book in there

1328
00:58:22,880 --> 00:58:23,880
Speaker 1: and it springs open.

1329
00:58:24,040 --> 00:58:27,080
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, maybe draws aren't for you.

1330
00:58:27,160 --> 00:58:27,960
Speaker 2: What else have we got?

1331
00:58:28,360 --> 00:58:30,880
Speaker 19: Hi for Jones and Amanda, I've got it's my ghoolies.

1332
00:58:31,560 --> 00:58:34,160
Speaker 19: Is in the shops or wherever you're getting served by

1333
00:58:34,160 --> 00:58:36,880
Speaker 19: a retail assistant, and I'm old enough to be their grandmother,

1334
00:58:37,480 --> 00:58:42,560
Speaker 19: And they say, that's fifteen dollars, love pet, sweetheart, Dull,

1335
00:58:42,960 --> 00:58:46,120
Speaker 19: that's just ten dollars, dull, And I think, don't you dull,

1336
00:58:46,280 --> 00:58:49,360
Speaker 19: pet loves sweetheart me? I could be your grandmother.

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Speaker 3: It's interesting, isn't its?

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Speaker 1: Babe?

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Speaker 3: See, I don't like it either.

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Speaker 5: Why I don't like that?

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Speaker 1: No, it's not. What about when people call your doll, hey, doll,

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Speaker 1: that's don't shut their mouth when they're talking hard.

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Speaker 2: You don't like that. You don't even like giving people

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Speaker 2: your name when you order a coffee, So how do

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Speaker 2: you People don't like the dismissive nature of her, so

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Speaker 2: you don't think, hey, love, Hey, dal is dismissive.

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Speaker 1: I hate buddy, buddy when someone calls your buddy. That's

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Speaker 1: so distress. The male version.

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Speaker 3: This is the male version of what she's talking about.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well, sure, okay, don't burn your bram.

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Speaker 2: Out of Facebook. Friend. When's a double pass to Culture Club?

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Speaker 2: It's Friday, the eighth of September and a were Super Theater.

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Speaker 2: I see ce TG Live are presenting Culture Club's Greatest

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Speaker 2: Hits tour.

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Speaker 4: Jonesy demanded T twel and eighteenth birthday, kearring coming.

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Speaker 2: Away to Jonesy, your son's getting married this weekend. You

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Speaker 2: said that Morgan called you yesterday with some well concerns,

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Speaker 2: isn't the word?

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Speaker 3: Some queries about your series.

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Speaker 1: She was just wondering where I was going with it,

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Speaker 1: and I said, what do you want? Do you do

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Speaker 1: you want the high octane me or do you want

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Speaker 1: the E ten?

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Speaker 4: Let me think what he said you already said.

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Speaker 1: He said, I just like the standard you if if

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Speaker 1: that's that's that's a nod to an old.

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Speaker 4: Fuel from many, many years ago. I remember standard fuel.

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Speaker 3: Of course it was good.

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Speaker 4: It suited everyone.

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Speaker 2: Stand Jonesy to the power of eleven would make the

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Speaker 2: other speeches.

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Speaker 3: Other speakers, Phil.

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to do the one that I did

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Speaker 1: at my brother's wedding the first time he got married.

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to Well, you'd.

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Speaker 3: Had you said you'd had bronze khan and al and.

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Speaker 1: Rum, and you know I might have made some jokes

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Speaker 1: about the priest.

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Speaker 2: People laughed, what'd your father say?

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Speaker 1: It's time to go? I had the speeches, It's.

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Speaker 2: Time to tribal drum was beating for Dad's speech gone bad.

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Speaker 7: Here's Steve now, as the bride's parents, I don't mind

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Speaker 7: paying for the wedding, but could you please stop busting

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Speaker 7: all them plates?

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Speaker 4: Darryl Kerrigan.

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Speaker 3: There, here's Steve from Penrith.

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Speaker 11: My old man thought he was a bit of an orator,

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Speaker 11: and we're a bit worried about him before our wedding,

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Speaker 11: and he said, don't worry, mine will be the speech

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Speaker 11: that everyone remembers. He gone up and spoke. I'm sure

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Speaker 11: he could still be speaking if he tried. His speech

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Speaker 11: went over forced thriller, and we had family members getting

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Speaker 11: up trying to sort of mockum another way. I think

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Speaker 11: the band might have even sort of tried to play.

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Speaker 1: The band tries to play off. No one has ever

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Speaker 1: said I wish that speech went longer. Just remember that.

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Speaker 3: You remember that.

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying, other guys, Dad's going to be doing

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Speaker 1: speeches on the wedding at your own wedding this weekend.

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Speaker 1: Just remember those.

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Speaker 2: Yes, Brendan, you remember, don't make jokes about the priest,

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Speaker 2: right Au two.

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Speaker 1: That's enough.

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Speaker 2: Ugly Peel of course has tickets to see Paul McCartney

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Speaker 2: the VIP Experience, so you see him in style. We're

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Speaker 2: back for jamination at six o'clock.

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Speaker 4: Catch you then see you.

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Speaker 1: Good day to you. Well, thank god that's over.

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Speaker 11: Good good bite wipe from.

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Speaker 18: Your catch Jonesy and Amanda's podcast on the iHeartRadio app

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Speaker 18: or wherever you get your podcasts.

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Speaker 9: Jonesy and Amanda podcast nest.

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Speaker 18: Catch up on what you've missed on the free iHeartRadio

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