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<v Speaker 1>Christ Yeah, welcome friends to The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast Showtime.

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<v Speaker 2>Nothing intimate on there. It's just food la.

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<v Speaker 3>La mineral order at your house, exploning balls all over

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<v Speaker 3>the screen.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Show, Gold one oh four point three.

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<v Speaker 4>Show one thousand, two hundred and ten.

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<v Speaker 3>Good morning, Jackie Boye, Good morning, Good morning, Patsy, Morning Patsy.

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<v Speaker 5>How was your day yesterday?

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<v Speaker 6>It was so funny we had Chris was sitting down

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<v Speaker 6>Audrey last night and said, what are we going to watch?

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<v Speaker 2>You know, it's always a big debate what are we

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<v Speaker 2>going to watch?

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<v Speaker 6>And something that's appropriate for her that's not you know,

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<v Speaker 6>the language is okay anyway.

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<v Speaker 5>He's been too salty.

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<v Speaker 2>Christopher, Yeah, that's it, you know, the little language. It's

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<v Speaker 2>the language and.

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<v Speaker 4>Ord MM movies. Until I was fifteen, it was like legally, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>she legally blinding.

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<v Speaker 5>My god, he's only kid.

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<v Speaker 3>I know.

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<v Speaker 5>That was actually stuck to that.

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<v Speaker 4>Me and my brother were once a friend's birthday party

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<v Speaker 4>and in the background, while all the kids are running

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<v Speaker 4>around having fun, Austin Powers was on TV. We both

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<v Speaker 4>sat in front of it because we're like, this is

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<v Speaker 4>the only m movie we're allowed to.

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<v Speaker 3>I bet it felt really don't tell don't tell mom

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<v Speaker 3>what we want if you want.

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<v Speaker 6>So Chris said, you know what, let's I'm going to

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<v Speaker 6>show you a show that I was really into when

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<v Speaker 6>I was your age.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to put on Beverly Hills nine O two one.

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<v Speaker 5>I do the theme Trim Patsy.

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<v Speaker 2>Nana, Nana, Nanette.

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<v Speaker 7>Bad.

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<v Speaker 5>That's pretty good.

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<v Speaker 8>That's it.

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<v Speaker 6>I was in another room of the house and I

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<v Speaker 6>heard the theme and I thought, oh, it was like

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<v Speaker 6>quick fate.

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<v Speaker 2>I had to go out and watch it as well.

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<v Speaker 2>It was such a good show.

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<v Speaker 3>It rang for years I did. I think it started

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<v Speaker 3>the early nineties and I think it almost made it

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<v Speaker 3>to the two thousands.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>Chris was going through the episode. He said, there's something

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<v Speaker 6>like nearly one hundred and fifty episodes like massive, so

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<v Speaker 6>we'll be watching it for months.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's a little bit sad because.

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<v Speaker 6>You know, Shannon Doherty and Luke Pierry up with his

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<v Speaker 6>city Wheel, so it was a bit sad. But Chris

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<v Speaker 6>was telling Audrey there was lots of eye rolling going

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<v Speaker 6>on about how Luke and Brandon's sideburns made him get

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<v Speaker 6>sideburns at that age.

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<v Speaker 4>As well, and.

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<v Speaker 2>She goes, what are sideburns dead?

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<v Speaker 5>Listen here, I'm going to make a pdiction.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, that's that's the last time your fanily will sit

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<v Speaker 3>down much or no Ordie will never come back to that.

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<v Speaker 5>Because what I've dried this with the kids before.

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<v Speaker 3>Where you go, I used to really love this back

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<v Speaker 3>in the nineties, and you play and you realize it's

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<v Speaker 3>there's no It's almost like they hadn't invented editing. Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>every scene is too long, and at the time we

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<v Speaker 3>didn't know because whatever it is, your level awareness and

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<v Speaker 3>consciousness is what you're fed. At the time was now

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<v Speaker 3>everything's edited, hyper cut and stuff like that for good reason.

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<v Speaker 3>But you watch those shows now and those kids are

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<v Speaker 3>raised on that hypercut editing, and they's they just and

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<v Speaker 3>they're right. They're like, this is so boring, and you

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<v Speaker 3>look at your watch, going bloody hell three minutes for

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<v Speaker 3>three minutes in I fout like ten nineties minutes.

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<v Speaker 6>It's about to me was the pathetic sort of background music.

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<v Speaker 2>It was really bad.

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<v Speaker 3>Every scene has got real loud, sort of instrumental and

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<v Speaker 3>stuff like that dialogue that you can barely hear.

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<v Speaker 5>It's a car crash of a show. Now it hasn't

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<v Speaker 5>aged very well.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm surprised they haven't tried to reboot it because all

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<v Speaker 4>of those popular shows they've tried to do again.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, I think they're probably waiting another ten years.

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<v Speaker 3>I was done with the Office here and then there've

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<v Speaker 3>been an Australia one Yeah, Sydney nine two one oh.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Patsy talking about Beverly Hills nine O two one oh.

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<v Speaker 3>Just going down a wormhole now remembering watching it in

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<v Speaker 3>the UK. It was showing at about five o'clock every

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<v Speaker 3>Saturday evening.

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<v Speaker 5>When was it showing here, Patsy.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, I'm trying to think. I think it was more

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<v Speaker 6>like gosh, I could be wrong, or was it like

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<v Speaker 6>seven at night?

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<v Speaker 10>Through the war?

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<v Speaker 3>Please don't be wrong with this? What do you for

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<v Speaker 3>about getting this stuff? It's got to be right. The

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<v Speaker 3>news can be loose. I'm talking about that before. There's

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<v Speaker 3>a hurricane somewhere in America somewhere.

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<v Speaker 5>But this Beverly Hills nine two oh.

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<v Speaker 6>I seem to recall it was like seven at night,

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<v Speaker 6>but I could be confusing it with Melroe's Place.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't remember.

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<v Speaker 5>Wow, Melrose Place was like the B side.

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<v Speaker 4>Those two are interchangeable.

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<v Speaker 3>For Melroe's Place was kind of like the that the

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<v Speaker 3>B side of when it Melrose Place was dreamed of

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<v Speaker 3>being as popular as Beverly Hills nine O two one oh.

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<v Speaker 3>It was a sort of cover band. I always thought

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<v Speaker 3>of Beverly Hills nine two oh. Who did you have

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<v Speaker 3>a crush on, Patsy? I bet you fancied Steve Sanders.

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<v Speaker 2>All the men were hot, all the men like a

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<v Speaker 2>sixteen year old girl.

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<v Speaker 3>If I said I fancied all the women, I had

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<v Speaker 3>more of a crush And tracing Priestley, actually, I'll take anyone.

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<v Speaker 3>Was I was?

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<v Speaker 2>You know, it was like, were you Brandon or yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>See I was a Brandon guy.

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<v Speaker 5>Priestley, Yeah, I was.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>I was more sort of inclined to go brand And

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<v Speaker 6>Luke was a bit I don't know, kind of out there.

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<v Speaker 4>Wasn't he all these character names or actor names.

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<v Speaker 3>At this day we're doing about Patsy's putting both words together.

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<v Speaker 3>Sometimes she's going acts of first day character surname. Maybe

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<v Speaker 3>there's a new quiz in the Actually I kind of

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<v Speaker 3>like that. Actually and the hybrid of them. Now, we

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<v Speaker 3>were just speculating about whether Australia did a spinoff or

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<v Speaker 3>their own version of Sydney or Australia nine O two

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<v Speaker 3>or oh.

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<v Speaker 5>And producer Whitney you think you know it did happen.

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<v Speaker 8>It wasn't an Australian version. It was just a generic

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<v Speaker 8>like an American reboot of it.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, in two thousand and eight they remade nine O

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<v Speaker 4>two one. Oh not the same characters, fresh new cast

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<v Speaker 4>of characters.

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<v Speaker 8>No Tory Spelling and Jenniferggaff were in it.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh sorry, original characters.

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<v Speaker 5>That's a good producer. That is more of that.

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<v Speaker 3>Please, I'll see you after the show with It's like

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<v Speaker 3>when Trump didn't like being fact checked the look over

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<v Speaker 3>his shoulder that Jack did to produce a Whitney.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Go on into Irish Beec Holy moonly, Christian, do I

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<v Speaker 3>want to win your ass tickets? I've been an Oasis

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<v Speaker 3>fan for as long as I can remember. The only

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<v Speaker 3>time I was booked to see them, I got sunstroke

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<v Speaker 3>in Ireland of all places, and couldn't go that.

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<v Speaker 5>What are the odds? That's the most unbelievable.

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<v Speaker 3>How do you get sunstroke in Island? You need to

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<v Speaker 3>get about half a second of sunny year. That's on

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<v Speaker 3>a great year, Tammy Christian. I have to do keep listening.

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<v Speaker 3>We have more Oasis tickets to be one. Later on

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<v Speaker 3>this morning show, Patsy was worried about getting the time

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<v Speaker 3>slot wrong for when Beverly Hills nine two someone's messaging

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<v Speaker 3>Beverly Hills nine O two one oh in Australia was

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<v Speaker 3>always on Friday nights at seven thirty pm. Okay, now, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>It was seven but I didn't know it.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, now we had all this kind of.

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<v Speaker 3>And then Melrose Place eight thirty pm Fridays on Friday,

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<v Speaker 3>and there you didn't put your name on the text,

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<v Speaker 3>but thank you for this. They said it was considered

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<v Speaker 3>a bit too risque for the seven thirty slot, whereas

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<v Speaker 3>Beverly Hill's nine O two was a bit more sort

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<v Speaker 3>of family friendly, but Melrow's Place was a grubby, edgy one.

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<v Speaker 3>It's funny you remember those time spots of TV shows

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<v Speaker 3>growing up because you arranged your week around that thing.

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<v Speaker 3>So I remember that Dallas was eight o'clock on a

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<v Speaker 3>Wednesday night. La Law was nine pm on a Thursday night.

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<v Speaker 3>I can remember these significant TV times because they mattered

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<v Speaker 3>then and there was no record in them. It was

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<v Speaker 3>a nightmare to recorder show.

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<v Speaker 4>We did our whole family dinner around TV, so like clockwork,

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<v Speaker 4>at six o'clock every night was the Simpsons and at

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<v Speaker 4>six thirty ft off the TV and go to the

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<v Speaker 4>dinner table.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah all right, jackie boy, you found something else about

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<v Speaker 3>Please get this family right or the chat Mordor will

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<v Speaker 3>be chipping in again.

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<v Speaker 4>nWo on, Oh, didn't just reboot once? It rebooted twice,

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<v Speaker 4>so once in two thousand would you do that?

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<v Speaker 5>That's like today FM breakfast enough with the reboots.

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<v Speaker 4>And then in twenty nineteen they brought it back as BH.

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<v Speaker 3>The problem wasn't the lettering and the wording and the coding.

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<v Speaker 4>Of all canceled after one season.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>My Afternoon Yesterday, two half hours of solid helping these

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<v Speaker 3>seventeen year old low its out with her revision. At

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<v Speaker 3>the moment, year twelve, so she's a couple of weeks

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<v Speaker 3>away from the first exams VC exams. So we're doing

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<v Speaker 3>flash cards and she's got this thing now on her

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<v Speaker 3>laptop where you press it one thing the card flips

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<v Speaker 3>from the question and get the answer. And even if

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<v Speaker 3>you don't know, it goes somewhere else and then you

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<v Speaker 3>come back to it. It's very, very high tech, fraught

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<v Speaker 3>with tension as the question master because she's like, what

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<v Speaker 3>does it say again? I said you you wrote these?

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<v Speaker 5>She actually input that it's so nerve wracking.

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<v Speaker 3>My wife actually is relief when I volunteered to go

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<v Speaker 3>and hop out with the flash cards in it, because

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<v Speaker 3>it's like a crazy scientist, you know.

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<v Speaker 5>An idiot savant where they're just so up in their

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<v Speaker 5>own head.

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<v Speaker 3>And then I'm there, going it's about sixty percent right,

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<v Speaker 3>We'll move on to the next one. You're like, this

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<v Speaker 3>won't help me get the APA.

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<v Speaker 1>Good mining, good mine, and good mining, good minan.

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<v Speaker 11>Do you.

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<v Speaker 3>I think I'm back in with the flash cars today.

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<v Speaker 3>I think I'm actually going to secretly record it. This

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<v Speaker 3>tree needs to know one day. I want to play

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<v Speaker 3>to her just how fraught this was been the other

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<v Speaker 3>side of that laptop.

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<v Speaker 5>It's terrifying.

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<v Speaker 4>What kind of subjects are you doing?

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<v Speaker 3>We're doing yesterday it was psychology, so it's a lot

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<v Speaker 3>of stuff that I don't really know a lot about it.

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<v Speaker 4>But you're I feel like the sixty percent right there

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<v Speaker 4>is gray area in psychology, isn't it?

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<v Speaker 3>That's what I say that, But I also applied that

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<v Speaker 3>to sociology. You know, we're actually what these I'm guessing,

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<v Speaker 3>what the examiners and the markets look for is a

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<v Speaker 3>lack of grainness, absolute question, you know, really nailing down

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<v Speaker 3>in her final questions of your education system, really want

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<v Speaker 3>to nail this stuff down into woodly language.

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<v Speaker 5>And it's kind of a bit like this, And I think.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, the good morning minute, we say good morning,

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<v Speaker 3>treview as many as possible in one minute. A lot

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<v Speaker 3>of people now talking about exactly what time the old

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<v Speaker 3>TV shows used to be on from the seventies, eighties

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<v Speaker 3>and nineties, and when you were rearrange your evening or

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<v Speaker 3>afternoon around that certain time spot was the same time

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<v Speaker 3>every single week, Patsy, what time was countdown.

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<v Speaker 2>On six o'clock on a Sunday night?

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<v Speaker 3>Correct you better? Sohny and ALTONA remembering countdown six pm

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<v Speaker 3>every Sunday you had when you look at some of

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<v Speaker 3>the old fids of that. Molly had so many Springsteen

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<v Speaker 3>lou Reed, they almost have thought what when they got

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<v Speaker 3>him and got chatting to Molly as well? Good morning

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<v Speaker 3>Christian Gina here walking to the bus stop. Charlotte and

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<v Speaker 3>her five pups doing well. Do you remember on Monday

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<v Speaker 3>they were about to go to labor Morning Jane. She

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<v Speaker 3>doesn't like the hospital food and still requesting at nuggets.

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<v Speaker 3>Michael here, Good morning, Michael, practicing his new Yamaha guitar

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<v Speaker 3>before he leaves for what send us some of your tracks?

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<v Speaker 3>How's practicing? How's jam mangoing? It our six in the morning,

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<v Speaker 3>Lucky Neighbors, Blue Heelers.

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<v Speaker 5>What time Patsy was that on?

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<v Speaker 6>I reckon that was eight o'clock on a Tuesday night,

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<v Speaker 6>but I could be wrong.

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<v Speaker 3>A thirty every Tuesday night. Luke and Bondora, you went

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<v Speaker 3>too far off.

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<v Speaker 5>That's pretty good.

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<v Speaker 3>We can almost turn this into a quiz. Good morning, Christian,

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<v Speaker 3>Linda and Reservoir lying in bed, listen to you guys

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<v Speaker 3>and trying to find the oomph to get out.

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<v Speaker 5>That's the worst thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Line in bed. You'll never find enough. You're just going

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<v Speaker 3>to start moving and muling and crying. Good morning, Christian,

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<v Speaker 3>lying in bed, drinking coffee, listening to the show that's on. Missy,

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<v Speaker 3>Good morning, Missy, Good morning missus. Christian already avoided three

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<v Speaker 3>kangaroos jumping along stud roads.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, dandeel on.

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<v Speaker 3>My way to work. Good morning to Vicki avoiding three kangaroos.

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<v Speaker 3>Morning Vicki, and good morning to Kate. Already at my

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<v Speaker 3>desk in Port Melbourne, have a great day. Do you

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<v Speaker 3>know what I want to hear now? From people who

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<v Speaker 3>already at your desk? Where aready our desks? An't we? Patsy,

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<v Speaker 3>you're at your desk, Jack and I are at our desk.

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<v Speaker 3>Who is at their desk right now?

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Christian eighteen Tuesday Night, seven thirty pm. If you're tuning

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<v Speaker 3>in right now, I haven't got time to explain what

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<v Speaker 3>we're doing.

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<v Speaker 5>You're just picking up as you going on.

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<v Speaker 3>Christian eighteen used to be on seven thirty b and

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<v Speaker 3>on Tuesday night.

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<v Speaker 5>See five o'clock Saturday in the UK. Go figure. It

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<v Speaker 5>was Saturday's of early.

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<v Speaker 3>Entertainment in the evening the eighteen for us, Tuesday Night's

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<v Speaker 3>for you Channel ten Night Rider, Friday, seven thirty pm.

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<v Speaker 3>It's amazing how you still remember this? Do you remember

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<v Speaker 3>what time? I bet you I bet you'll know what

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<v Speaker 3>time this was on Baywatch? Yes? Yeah, written on the

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<v Speaker 3>back of your wrist, is it?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Well yeah, you weren't curious. Huh, body changing feeling certain things.

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<v Speaker 3>I got some guy here pretending to be vague about

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<v Speaker 3>what time baby watches on. Every teenage boy knew what

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<v Speaker 3>time that was on.

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<v Speaker 5>There was no it was this Saturday or Sunday.

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<v Speaker 3>I wouldn't been a Sunday. That's when Sundays used to

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<v Speaker 3>be a day of rest in the UK. All the

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<v Speaker 3>shops and supermarkets for years used to be close on

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<v Speaker 3>a Sunday. Oh yeah, which I considered a day of rest.

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<v Speaker 5>Did you have that much? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>From one o'clock on a Saturday, you couldn't go to

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<v Speaker 6>the supermarket.

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<v Speaker 2>Check after one o'clock.

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<v Speaker 6>There was always a mad rush in that last hour

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<v Speaker 6>because the shops would literally close and you couldn't get

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<v Speaker 6>anything all weekend then till Monday morning at like at eight.

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<v Speaker 4>I would say, the most busy time in the supermarket

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<v Speaker 4>Sunday night.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, yeah, someone just text me yesterday we were going

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<v Speaker 3>through Patsy's shopping list. I know you're going to get

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<v Speaker 3>the chuck and how in that kind of suitcase? And

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<v Speaker 3>I still think it's amazing that you can buy a

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<v Speaker 3>Chicken in a bag right, does exist anywhere in the world.

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<v Speaker 3>It's unique to hear Christian I heard do you say

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<v Speaker 3>too much?

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<v Speaker 5>The wonder that is chicken in a bag?

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<v Speaker 3>Did you know it's more commonly known as the Bachelor's handbag?

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't. I didn't, Julie, I didn't. Thank you very

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<v Speaker 3>much for letting me know. All right. Oasis tickets go

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<v Speaker 3>on sout next week. They're coming to Australia. Oasis Live

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<v Speaker 3>twenty five Marvel Stadium, October the thirty first next year.

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<v Speaker 3>Halloween tickers go on sout Tuesday next week. Livenation dot

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<v Speaker 3>com dot Au for all the details. We have a

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<v Speaker 3>double pass to be one right now. But you Sai

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<v Speaker 3>Rio yesterday came up with the best idea for Oasis

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<v Speaker 3>tickets based around this great song by the band All

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<v Speaker 3>around the world. You're about to hear a version of

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<v Speaker 3>Wonder Wall from a country in the world in their language.

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<v Speaker 5>What is the language yesterday?

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<v Speaker 3>Would you have guessed that this was Portuguese Alaska's Thursdays.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you for the ag.

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<v Speaker 5>Sigi Susavi massive fu so Portuguese Yesterday. Where in the

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<v Speaker 5>world are we off to today?

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<v Speaker 4>All nine miren do on Sighting Onsad, Linda.

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<v Speaker 3>Burbo, Dula Ya, copy for Days, be Funny, sets up

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<v Speaker 3>your fire, s you money.

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<v Speaker 5>It's Personabodka Cup Here.

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<v Speaker 3>Where in the World nine four one four one oh

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<v Speaker 3>four three for your guess is to win your Way

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<v Speaker 3>to Oasis.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Give you need a chance to win your way to

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<v Speaker 3>see Oasis live next year when they come to Melbourne

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<v Speaker 3>Marvel Stadium. Tickets go and sell Tuesday. Head to Live

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<v Speaker 3>Nation dot com dot au. Make sure you are ready.

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<v Speaker 3>Good morning Christian, Jack and Pats. I'm already at my desk,

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<v Speaker 3>have been since six am. Oh happy for you, Christian.

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<v Speaker 3>Remember all the sitcoms like Growing Pains, Who's the Boss?

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<v Speaker 3>Family Ties, there was a whole run where there used

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<v Speaker 3>to be big shows. There was always one at seven

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<v Speaker 3>thirty and one at eight to our family. Nightly TV

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<v Speaker 3>time would be dinner at four pm. Wow big afternoon

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<v Speaker 3>four pm, but dinner Way your Farmers.

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<v Speaker 5>Then it would be Wheel of.

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<v Speaker 3>Fortunate at five thirty. News at six, News anywhere.

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<v Speaker 5>In the world is at six?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it you normally have like the national news? Then

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<v Speaker 3>it goes to the opt out to the local news.

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<v Speaker 3>News at six, I hope forever. It's news at six,

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<v Speaker 3>News at six, and then at six point thirty would

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<v Speaker 3>be Home and Away, seven pm, the sitcoms until eight thirty.

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<v Speaker 3>Then it was bedtime, strictly bedtime.

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<v Speaker 4>You're hungry again by that?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Four pm, cheeky dinner. So I have an option when

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<v Speaker 3>you book a restaurant for dinner, is it then it

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<v Speaker 3>starts I think at six o'clock.

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<v Speaker 5>Four o'clock ones Christian may watch.

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<v Speaker 3>This is obviously from well not obviously from Scott from

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<v Speaker 3>a guy bay Watch for Sunday seven thirty pm, Channel ten.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, Oasis tickets? Which language are they singing? Wonderwall

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<v Speaker 3>in end up on the side. Jack was just telling

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<v Speaker 3>me that sometimes people called up to simply tell us

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<v Speaker 3>they don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>I guess any language is I don't know a country

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<v Speaker 4>you never know, rather than I don't know who we

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<v Speaker 4>got here?

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<v Speaker 3>Lee is going to have a go at this. Good morning, Lee, Hi,

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<v Speaker 3>here you go, Christian, I'm good Lee? You big Oasis fan? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>Awesome?

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<v Speaker 3>And that's the spirit, Lee, That's what they want is

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<v Speaker 3>more people like you at that gig next year. Now, Lee,

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<v Speaker 3>what do you think that you had the languages which country?

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<v Speaker 4>Norway?

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<v Speaker 3>No, No, it's not indeed, Bugger.

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<v Speaker 5>Lee, thank you very much for your guess.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm quite the sort of age profile I would have

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<v Speaker 3>thought gonna be of that Oasis Jeremy.

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<v Speaker 5>Good morning, morning, morning team, Good morning. So big Oasis fan.

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<v Speaker 12>Huge, huge Christian ever since I came.

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<v Speaker 3>Out and excited about them reunited and coming here next year.

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<v Speaker 5>Yep.

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<v Speaker 10>I can't see how the brothers are going to get on,

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<v Speaker 10>But we'll see, won't we.

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<v Speaker 3>I think there's so much money they will get on.

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<v Speaker 3>Get on stage anyway, separately.

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<v Speaker 4>You don't have to talk to each other.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I've seen them about eight times live. There was

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<v Speaker 3>no intersong banter between them, so just like the old days.

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<v Speaker 5>Jeremy, which language you think wonder Wolves being sung in Italian? No,

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<v Speaker 5>messing Italian?

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<v Speaker 3>It is, Jeremy.

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<v Speaker 5>You're off to see Oasis live.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh the tickets, Yes, before the tickets.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm serious, Jim.

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<v Speaker 3>That's all right, pleasure Now, how did you know it

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<v Speaker 3>was Italian? By the way, because there was no hesitation

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<v Speaker 3>so that you knew.

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<v Speaker 10>A Spanish and Italian degree about thirty years ago.

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<v Speaker 5>Finally paid off, finally paid off.

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<v Speaker 3>The long game.

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<v Speaker 5>One day trust me, kids, this will pay off.

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<v Speaker 3>Is that day. Get the phone well, enjoy your waysis

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<v Speaker 3>next year. I'll see you there, Jeremy, Well done, perfect

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<v Speaker 3>more chances tomorrow morning.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>I did have something we're going to talk about here,

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<v Speaker 3>but I happened to just see a news story that

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<v Speaker 3>an ape has learned how to use chopsticks, and the

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<v Speaker 3>patronizing headline.

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<v Speaker 5>Was clever ape uses chopsticks.

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<v Speaker 3>Because we're in Australia, that's how they do the TV

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<v Speaker 3>news here in the morning. For people have a mental

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<v Speaker 3>age with three clever ape uses chopstick. They're only incredibly

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<v Speaker 3>advanced animals. But now wait, who's they can have some

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<v Speaker 3>chow maine using wait for it, chopsticks. But Jack was

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<v Speaker 3>just trying to tell me that actually it's very hard

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<v Speaker 3>for something like an ape.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, I think the stronger you get, like a very

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<v Speaker 4>strong in the primate.

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<v Speaker 5>World, very strong in the primate world.

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<v Speaker 4>As you get more strong, you lose dexterity.

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<v Speaker 3>But what about heavyweight boxer, Yes, I think incredibly dexterous

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<v Speaker 3>to find each other using only their hands. No, that's deflectionulity.

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<v Speaker 4>But you wouldn't have a heavyweight boxer doing surgery, say, because.

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<v Speaker 3>That is very How do you know that there aren't

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<v Speaker 3>surgeons right now getting prepped who are, say, sixteen stone

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<v Speaker 3>and could easily double up as a heavyweight.

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<v Speaker 4>Because I think the more mustly you get, the less

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<v Speaker 4>dexterous you do get. An ape can't hold an egg

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<v Speaker 4>for that reason.

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<v Speaker 5>Why have you sat on that information for six years

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<v Speaker 5>in this studio?

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<v Speaker 3>We could have built a bigger, more successful career around

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<v Speaker 3>that kind of gold up there. Please tell me there's

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<v Speaker 3>more stuff where that came from. How do you even

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<v Speaker 3>know that?

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<v Speaker 4>But I'm pretty sure that's true.

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<v Speaker 3>An ape can't hold an egg because it's too strong,

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<v Speaker 3>and it doesn't it can't be delicate enough to hold

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<v Speaker 3>the egg without crushing it.

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<v Speaker 5>Think about when was the last time you saw an egg?

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<v Speaker 5>Make it up a nice omeli.

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<v Speaker 13>You know what, there's actually not that much stuff on

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<v Speaker 13>the internet about whether or not apes can hold egg.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't have an EDGW keep.

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<v Speaker 3>Diving the other thing we need to then then try

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<v Speaker 3>and get some inquiry going here adjacent to what you're

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<v Speaker 3>talking about that you believe the more muscly you are,

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<v Speaker 3>the less kind of manual digital dexterity you have is

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<v Speaker 3>are there people who do fiddley jobs, say there's a

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<v Speaker 3>seamstress who is the equivalent size and weight effect everywhere boxers. No,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just saying because there's something about muscular they're being

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<v Speaker 3>two bound by muscles.

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<v Speaker 4>I guess see. People who work in surgeries would know

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<v Speaker 4>if there are muscly surgeons or not, and I don't

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<v Speaker 4>think maybe on TV they are.

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<v Speaker 5>In fact, I can just prove this right now.

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<v Speaker 4>I just realized, No, you're thinking of TV shows.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I'm thinking of the my mother in law, the

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<v Speaker 3>surgeon who is a heart surgeon this country, one of

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<v Speaker 3>the best used to play rugby in Australia.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't believe you, Bill. I'll find out his surname.

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<v Speaker 5>He did Jim and I said.

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<v Speaker 4>He can't have the fine motors.

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<v Speaker 3>He's one of the world's foremost pioneers of this kind

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<v Speaker 3>of heart surgery. He's been doing it for over thirties,

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<v Speaker 3>but in the nineties he was a prop I think

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<v Speaker 3>Bill Hamble Bill Campbell, that's doctor Bill Campbell. And I

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<v Speaker 3>had to go and see him a couple of weeks

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<v Speaker 3>ago with my wife to talk about other reasons why

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<v Speaker 3>I don't need to get into it.

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<v Speaker 4>But he actually performed the surgery.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, he had those glasses that have those little sort

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<v Speaker 3>of eye things attached to front of them. And as

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<v Speaker 3>he sat down, I didn't know he was a rugby

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<v Speaker 3>legend then, right, but he was so big, six seven

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<v Speaker 3>he was. He came in. I've met surgeon before.

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<v Speaker 5>They've got like very danger like penis fingers. Yes, this guy.

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<v Speaker 5>I even said to my wife after, was you ever

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<v Speaker 5>seen a surgeon of that big? Is he ripping open

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<v Speaker 5>their hearts?

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<v Speaker 3>Which is his hand? He doesn't, He doesn't use to selling.

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<v Speaker 3>Just punching your heart, smashing it then punching it back

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<v Speaker 3>into your chest.

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<v Speaker 4>You would think he needs to be nimble to navigate

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<v Speaker 4>through a small little slat or get around the organ.

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<v Speaker 3>So we were leaving and that I googled his name. He

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<v Speaker 3>should have used to play as a prop for Australian

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<v Speaker 3>very successful international rugby player.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, staying correct, Yeah, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>The closest We've got so far to speaking to someone

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<v Speaker 3>that works at the zoo is a lady that called

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<v Speaker 3>in that rio spoke to who doesn't work for the zoo,

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<v Speaker 3>but once went to one ive been choking pass. Did

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<v Speaker 3>you know grillas and big apes can leap around thirty

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<v Speaker 3>feet that's nine meters at one time.

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<v Speaker 5>That is huge, that's huge.

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<v Speaker 3>What could you leap two feet? No?

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<v Speaker 4>No more than that. I could go three minutes.

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<v Speaker 3>You could go thirty meters. No, I don't think you

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<v Speaker 3>do it.

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<v Speaker 4>In the Olympics they jumped seven or eight meters. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>but they're trained like from a young a half of that.

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<v Speaker 3>No, No, no, I think you'd be surprised.

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<v Speaker 5>Now you've got some eight facts you found for us.

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<v Speaker 4>Can you believe this? A gorilla's strength is estimated to

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<v Speaker 4>be ten times greater than their total body weight, meaning

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<v Speaker 4>a full grown silver back gorilla can carry one thousand,

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<v Speaker 4>eight hundred kilograms.

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<v Speaker 5>But that's a ton.

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<v Speaker 4>That's huge, huge a ton. It's like picking up a car.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean I think an suv is like eight

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<v Speaker 3>hundred to one thousand kilos.

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<v Speaker 5>That's a ton.

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<v Speaker 4>How much suv way? Exactly sixteen hundred? So they could

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<v Speaker 4>they could pick up a full size suv?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my god? So wait they can pick up a car.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, then why are we using this more for like

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<v Speaker 3>game shows?

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<v Speaker 5>Beat the ape?

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<v Speaker 3>You know you could get like the well's eight strongest

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<v Speaker 3>people right to take on eight apes and who's stronger.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, the apes are gonna win obviously. Yeah, even eight

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<v Speaker 4>people versus one eight will be a challenge.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't Christian Connell Show podcast simply the best night of

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<v Speaker 1>your life.

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<v Speaker 3>Next wednes To night, we're taking you out to go

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<v Speaker 3>and see the Tina Turner Musical, which is now on

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<v Speaker 3>at Melbourne's Princess the Eta. Don't miss this international mega hit.

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<v Speaker 3>It really is simply the best show in town. You'll

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<v Speaker 3>have a great time. And if you want to go

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<v Speaker 3>and see a brilliant show in Melbourne right now, this

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<v Speaker 3>is it. It's on until January. I saw it last

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<v Speaker 3>Thursday night. I thought it was outstanding, best musical I've

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<v Speaker 3>seen since I moved to Australia. I rid up there

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<v Speaker 3>with Bruce Spoil in London with some of the best

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<v Speaker 3>shows around and done. This is as every bit as

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<v Speaker 3>good as that. You'll you'll have a great night out.

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<v Speaker 3>But next wedn To night, we're taking a load of

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<v Speaker 3>you to go and see Tina Turner the Musical, and

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<v Speaker 3>we're taking you to dinner beforehand.

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<v Speaker 13>You're invited to Tina to the greatst show.

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<v Speaker 1>From the effend Broadway.

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<v Speaker 5>Now it's Melbourne Zone.

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<v Speaker 1>But you got a call.

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<v Speaker 5>To see the biggest music. Come simply the best.

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<v Speaker 3>Night of your life altogether, gleek carts, Come on three

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<v Speaker 3>Earner the Turner. We're down to the last few spots.

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<v Speaker 3>Why do you have to be with us next Wednesday night?

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<v Speaker 3>Dinner drinks with the team, and I'll have to go

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<v Speaker 3>and see Tina turn of the musical.

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<v Speaker 5>Louise, come on him.

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<v Speaker 11>You're simply the best.

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<v Speaker 14>I love Tina.

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<v Speaker 15>I chose her song to walk up to the stage

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<v Speaker 15>for the speech at my daughter's wedding.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, which one did you do?

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<v Speaker 15>Simply the best?

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<v Speaker 3>Gotcha?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it makes it seem like you as the mother

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<v Speaker 4>of the bride is simply the best.

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<v Speaker 15>Well some people might have thought that at the time too,

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<v Speaker 15>but I did change it to they are simply the best.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, how very magnanimous of you. They are simply That's great.

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<v Speaker 3>And you're big Tina fan. You've seen her before.

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<v Speaker 15>I've never seen her before. But yeah, I would just

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<v Speaker 15>absolutely love to see this stage show.

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<v Speaker 3>Luise, you exactly who we want to be taken along.

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<v Speaker 3>You'll love it next Wednesday. I look forward to seeing

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<v Speaker 3>you as well. Beforehand for some drinks and a very

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<v Speaker 3>sumptuous dinner as well.

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<v Speaker 5>Luise, you've got your tickets. Well done.

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<v Speaker 15>Oh I'm so thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 5>We've seen next Wednesday night. Thanks and you're simply the best.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Christian humans have an opposable thumb, which means they can

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<v Speaker 3>pick up things using a pinser grip. If you look

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<v Speaker 3>at your hand, play some flat on the table, your

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<v Speaker 3>fingers points up, but your thumb points across your palm.

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<v Speaker 3>Monkeys and apes don't have this, hence they don't have

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<v Speaker 3>the dexterity and would break things like an egg. It's

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<v Speaker 3>nothing to do with their muscles. Try picking up a

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<v Speaker 3>piece of paper using any fingers. That's how an ape

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<v Speaker 3>feels easy. You're my god, he's smart than an ache.

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<v Speaker 5>Put down the posters alight.

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<v Speaker 3>Pitching in the kitchen? What injured you in your kitchen?

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<v Speaker 3>When looking of your stories of kitchen injuries after this week,

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<v Speaker 3>I was slashed at the horror movie was by a

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<v Speaker 3>spiralizer Jojo, I spray my wrist mashing spuds. Lezzie slipped

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<v Speaker 3>on top of wre I slipped on a tupperwar lid

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<v Speaker 3>dissiccated my knee, Bridget, I got my fingers stuck between

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<v Speaker 3>the beatas on my mother's some beam mixed master, Oh

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<v Speaker 3>my god, no opposable for you. Oh, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 3>those beatas on the on your mum's sun be mixed master, Bridget,

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you very much. Joy dropped a dinner plate, was

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<v Speaker 3>dropped horizontally and fractured my big toe.

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<v Speaker 5>What are the arts and what do they?

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<v Speaker 12>Just?

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<v Speaker 5>Little spin kempy.

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<v Speaker 3>I slipped on an ice cube and dissiccated my knee

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<v Speaker 3>tripping an ambo and a reconstruction job still greeve me

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<v Speaker 3>today as I'm awaiting knee replacement operation number two, all

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<v Speaker 3>for one ice cube. Christian, we don't have electric kettles

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<v Speaker 3>in America?

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<v Speaker 5>Is that right?

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<v Speaker 4>Bianco and her family was shocked to learn of the electric.

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<v Speaker 5>What do they have they have that instant?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>I guess they just warming up on the stove.

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<v Speaker 5>Hang on, you've got a microphone there, please try using it.

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<v Speaker 4>It's actually gross.

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<v Speaker 13>Americans get a mug of tat water with a tea

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<v Speaker 13>bag and put it in the microwave.

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<v Speaker 4>They're sickos.

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<v Speaker 3>Hang on, producing Witney's got a hand up it's all

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<v Speaker 3>kicking off the day about the Americans and no kettle, Whitney,

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<v Speaker 3>what can.

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<v Speaker 5>You tell us?

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<v Speaker 8>I just went to the States in December and I

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<v Speaker 8>was in a hotel and I asked if I could

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<v Speaker 8>get a kettle, and he looked at me and he

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<v Speaker 8>had absolutely no idea what I was talking about, and

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<v Speaker 8>then proceeded to say I could buy a bottle of

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<v Speaker 8>water and put it in the microwaves.

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<v Speaker 3>How can this be America? It's such an advance or

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<v Speaker 3>service culture. At least there is that right, just stick

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<v Speaker 3>in the microwave.

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<v Speaker 4>They don't drink a lot of tea.

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<v Speaker 2>They have copymakers in the hotel rooms.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I did not know any of this. I'll carry

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<v Speaker 3>on Christian. We don't have electric kettles in America. So

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<v Speaker 3>but it was a learning curve when I moved to Melbourne.

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<v Speaker 3>Pushed the buttons down, this up the tap, turn it on. Wait, Pauline.

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<v Speaker 3>When I was young, there was a long hair versus

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<v Speaker 3>electric beatered incident where I Ain't got trapped in.

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<v Speaker 5>My hair, got wound around the beaters.

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<v Speaker 3>And start that they had to cut and trim my

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<v Speaker 3>hair while she had been grown out for months. Donna

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<v Speaker 3>sliced my finger down the side using a mandolin cutter.

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<v Speaker 3>Had to throw it out because once they taste blood,

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<v Speaker 3>they want more. I'm wired about the spiralizer now. Me

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<v Speaker 3>and my brother run loaded and the dishwasher as kids.

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<v Speaker 3>He threw bread and butter knife at me. I caught

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<v Speaker 3>it in the actual in my hand. It went through

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<v Speaker 3>my hand.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh all right, let's go to Jade here.

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<v Speaker 3>Morning Jade, good morning, All right, bitching in the kitchen.

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<v Speaker 3>What injured you in the kitchen.

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<v Speaker 9>Jane, I wasn't me, It was my sister. So she

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<v Speaker 9>wanted to toast the marshmallows. So she managed to find a

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<v Speaker 9>fork and went over the gas hotplate, toasted the marshmallow

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<v Speaker 9>and then proceeded to eat it, not realizing that the

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<v Speaker 9>fork was red hot. And she singed her bottom lip

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<v Speaker 9>with the Oh remember the sound the sound of the

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<v Speaker 9>fork on her lip. So, yeah, we learned a big

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<v Speaker 9>lesson that day. And yeah, did some damage to her

0:31:14.920 --> 0:31:15.520
<v Speaker 9>bottom lip.

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<v Speaker 5>Wow, that's an incredible story.

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<v Speaker 3>Jade, Jay, thank you very much. She cool, Thank you

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<v Speaker 3>all right. Nine four one four one o four three

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<v Speaker 3>Your kitchen injury stories.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Christian in Hawaii. No kettle there either. We're on holiday.

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<v Speaker 3>We want to make a cup of tea. We ran

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<v Speaker 3>the water through the pod coffee machine. Perfect, well done.

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<v Speaker 5>We're dealing with an Australian mcgiver. Several hats off.

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<v Speaker 3>We're looking for your stories about injuries in the kitchen

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<v Speaker 3>today on nine four one four one four three. Patsy

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<v Speaker 3>Jackie boys dropping some big truth bombs today. So how

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<v Speaker 3>phatsy about the watersh power they've got in America?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah? They then they don't even have the power to

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<v Speaker 4>kettles in the US because we got two forty vaults here,

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<v Speaker 4>they only got one twenty coming out in their sockey.

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<v Speaker 6>Is that why when I plugged my hair dryer in

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<v Speaker 6>over there, it's barely like a.

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<v Speaker 4>Was it weak?

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<v Speaker 3>Yep?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, took ages to dray my weak power.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you take your hair dry with your arm?

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<v Speaker 5>I did?

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<v Speaker 2>It goes everywhere I go?

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<v Speaker 3>What's some sort of special lady brawn whether I just

0:32:18.360 --> 0:32:20.720
<v Speaker 3>love it? And but they have hair dryers there, Americans

0:32:20.720 --> 0:32:21.320
<v Speaker 3>have hair.

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<v Speaker 2>Good head at the hotel they're just like.

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<v Speaker 3>You're right, those hotel ones that are sort of plugged

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<v Speaker 3>into the wall, they're like really tiny as well. They

0:32:27.960 --> 0:32:29.400
<v Speaker 3>don't want to use it. All that's hidden in a

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<v Speaker 3>drawer somewhere. You're going to go and play hide and

0:32:31.760 --> 0:32:33.880
<v Speaker 3>seek to go and find it. Isn't that mysterious bag?

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<v Speaker 3>All right? Lara?

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<v Speaker 5>Good morning, Lara, Good morning.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, Lara, what injured you in the kitchen?

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<v Speaker 11>I had a newborn baby. I had a saucepan in

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<v Speaker 11>the oven. It was all steel, and it was in

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<v Speaker 11>there for forty five minutes, and it was time for

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<v Speaker 11>it to come out with all the food. I put

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<v Speaker 11>the oven mit on my right hand, use the oven

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<v Speaker 11>mit to open the oven door, and then use my

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<v Speaker 11>there left hand to grab a hold of assortment and

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<v Speaker 11>call it out. Oh my God, held on to it

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<v Speaker 11>for a good fifteen seconds before my brain registered in

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<v Speaker 11>my sweep deprivation that I'm holding onto something hot, and

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<v Speaker 11>then had to have it under cold running water. So

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<v Speaker 11>there's my husband driving me desperately to the hospital. We

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<v Speaker 11>are with me in a bucket of water, sloshing around

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<v Speaker 11>trying to keep the water.

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<v Speaker 5>Laugh because we can only just imagine the pain you ring.

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<v Speaker 11>I was shocking. It was excrucia.

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<v Speaker 3>So you must have actually you must have taken a

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<v Speaker 3>couple of lays of skin off.

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<v Speaker 11>No, yeah, yeah, it got fresh new baby skin on

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<v Speaker 11>the hand.

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<v Speaker 3>Just let your baby, you can bond who is young

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<v Speaker 3>or baby? Do you know what that that in a snapshot?

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<v Speaker 3>If people want to know what it's like to be

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<v Speaker 3>a mum in those early couple of months where you're

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<v Speaker 3>beyond any kind of tiredness, it's that where you actually,

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<v Speaker 3>for fifteen seconds, is being burnt off your hand and

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<v Speaker 3>you still don't think there's summing up here.

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<v Speaker 4>Something's not right, But I can't put my finger on it.

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm so tired and I'm so burning right now. Lara,

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<v Speaker 3>incredible story. Thank you very much to give.

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<v Speaker 5>Us a call. Thank you, Stacy.

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<v Speaker 3>Come on in, Stacy, Hi, guys, Welcome.

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<v Speaker 5>To the show. Stacey. What injured you in the kitchen?

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<v Speaker 14>I sat on a knife?

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<v Speaker 16>Yeah, I sat on my lunch box which had a

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<v Speaker 16>stake knife in it, and I went into my back

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<v Speaker 16>teak and I had to have three stitches.

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<v Speaker 5>So did someone have to put it out? Do you

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<v Speaker 5>have to put it out of your own backside?

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<v Speaker 14>I didn't even realize.

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<v Speaker 16>I thought I just sat on something like I just

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<v Speaker 16>thought i'd hurt, like hit myself on a corner of

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<v Speaker 16>like the table or something, and I didn't realize that.

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<v Speaker 16>My husband's like, what's wrong with your butt?

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<v Speaker 5>Show coaches? You're marriage state night sticking out of it.

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<v Speaker 5>Maybe he's got.

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<v Speaker 14>Back half the nice sports and in my butt, but

0:35:04.400 --> 0:35:10.000
<v Speaker 14>it was on my butt cheek, Am I gotta know?

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<v Speaker 16>And then I looked at I'm a.

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<v Speaker 14>Nurse, so I was like, wow, that's good to these ditches.

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<v Speaker 16>So I had to hang my head in shame and

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<v Speaker 16>go to the local.

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<v Speaker 14>And they're like, how did you do this?

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<v Speaker 3>And my got I want to tell you sat on

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<v Speaker 3>a lunchbox at my state.

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<v Speaker 9>My husband still.

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<v Speaker 16>Pulls out the lunchbox and says to my kids, this

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<v Speaker 16>is where mom sat on the nighte guys.

0:35:36.280 --> 0:35:38.200
<v Speaker 3>Those stories just get better every year and then they

0:35:38.239 --> 0:35:40.880
<v Speaker 3>get polished up. There's kind of become family myths and legends,

0:35:40.960 --> 0:35:44.200
<v Speaker 3>don't they, which is a thing. You know.

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<v Speaker 5>Stacy, great story, Thank you very much for sharing. Have

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<v Speaker 5>a good day. Do we think we get more stories tomorrow?

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<v Speaker 5>And what did you sit on?

0:35:54.080 --> 0:35:56.719
<v Speaker 3>Because I've got one, but I want to share it

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<v Speaker 3>for tomorrow. I want other people's stories of things that

0:35:59.040 --> 0:36:03.160
<v Speaker 3>you've sat on. Bank that for tomorrow. Team on Friday. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>let's get it. Jerry here bitching in the kitchen about

0:36:06.160 --> 0:36:12.200
<v Speaker 3>kitchen injuries this morning on the show Morning Jerry, how

0:36:12.239 --> 0:36:16.480
<v Speaker 3>are you? Yeah? That's a lovely jess. Now, Jerry, what

0:36:16.600 --> 0:36:17.560
<v Speaker 3>injured you in the kitchen?

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<v Speaker 12>I wasn't made with my mother, my late mother years

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<v Speaker 12>ago she opened a freezer to get some chicken out,

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<v Speaker 12>and the chicken pell down on a big toe and

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<v Speaker 12>brag hote, and I had to take her to hospital.

0:36:32.400 --> 0:36:34.240
<v Speaker 12>She broke her toe with ready frozen chicken.

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<v Speaker 3>Can't make this stuff up, like our friend Gerald said,

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<v Speaker 3>lovely Jerry, thank you very much? You cool?

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<v Speaker 4>How a thank you?

0:36:41.960 --> 0:36:42.759
<v Speaker 5>I didn't need that one.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>It's time towards more me chacking past to take each

0:36:49.520 --> 0:36:52.400
<v Speaker 3>other on. In the name game, as in his How

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<v Speaker 3>It Works?

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<v Speaker 5>Do you have a name that's a pain?

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<v Speaker 17>A name you always need to explain well with man?

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<v Speaker 18>My name as in game, My surname as in Rabbit

0:37:09.000 --> 0:37:15.239
<v Speaker 18>Touch Funny here, Yes, Jackie Boy wold Ard call it too.

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<v Speaker 5>My first name is as in The Tricks No Graham

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<v Speaker 5>Inch Ruler.

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<v Speaker 9>Yes, surname as in pastoring Whales.

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<v Speaker 2>Orca Moby Dick.

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<v Speaker 5>Excuse me, pop, that's how to play my name is

0:37:38.280 --> 0:37:43.680
<v Speaker 5>in game, which forgot about nag dig.

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<v Speaker 4>That was as in Moby Dick, gotcha?

0:37:47.520 --> 0:37:49.120
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, all.

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<v Speaker 5>Right, now we're all up to speak. That's how the

0:37:51.200 --> 0:37:51.720
<v Speaker 5>game works.

0:37:51.880 --> 0:37:54.080
<v Speaker 3>You call in me, Jack and Bass, take each other

0:37:54.120 --> 0:37:56.160
<v Speaker 3>and try to work backwards from the clue. That one

0:37:56.280 --> 0:37:58.759
<v Speaker 3>line explanation you always give to people if you've got

0:37:58.800 --> 0:38:01.600
<v Speaker 3>one of those tricky names. Nine four one four one

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<v Speaker 3>O four three. We obviously don't know as you as

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<v Speaker 3>well as you're coming on the on air to play.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know your names because they don't label up

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<v Speaker 3>like we normally do, so we simply he played caller one, two,

0:38:11.680 --> 0:38:14.719
<v Speaker 3>three and four Caller one, Welcome to the Name Game.

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<v Speaker 3>Good morning.

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<v Speaker 5>So my surname, money and brand of car cash cash, no,

0:38:25.320 --> 0:38:34.160
<v Speaker 5>what's right? Money and brand of car, brand of car dollar.

0:38:34.000 --> 0:38:35.759
<v Speaker 4>Holding, no.

0:38:37.320 --> 0:38:40.640
<v Speaker 5>Rolls, Royce, no rolling in it.

0:38:40.719 --> 0:38:43.479
<v Speaker 4>You know what what country does the car maker?

0:38:43.520 --> 0:38:43.680
<v Speaker 12>From?

0:38:45.520 --> 0:38:49.080
<v Speaker 5>All over multi nationally, mainly America.

0:38:49.160 --> 0:38:53.719
<v Speaker 4>I would say Dodge, no, but you gotta put them

0:38:53.880 --> 0:38:54.479
<v Speaker 4>the money beIN.

0:38:55.000 --> 0:38:59.840
<v Speaker 5>She's a tax do Money's going to say.

0:38:59.719 --> 0:39:08.640
<v Speaker 4>No, sent Chrysler, So this is hard American Jeap No, Chevrolet.

0:39:09.080 --> 0:39:14.600
<v Speaker 5>Nope, two words. That's my hint. Together as one word.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, we're out of time. Who are you?

0:39:20.320 --> 0:39:20.640
<v Speaker 11>Okay?

0:39:20.760 --> 0:39:23.080
<v Speaker 12>So my surname is shilling Ford.

0:39:25.040 --> 0:39:27.160
<v Speaker 5>English shilling Yeah yeah yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Is it old money yeah, current current day money.

0:39:33.560 --> 0:39:36.319
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Then we would have really got it super quick.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you very much for me in the first one,

0:39:40.680 --> 0:39:43.440
<v Speaker 3>the Swallow. Thanks according in take care bye, all right,

0:39:43.480 --> 0:39:45.799
<v Speaker 3>we played part two next off the bon Jovi Living

0:39:45.840 --> 0:39:48.760
<v Speaker 3>on a Prayer Now thirteen minutes past eight, Christian O'Connell's

0:39:48.760 --> 0:39:50.279
<v Speaker 3>show on Gold. We're going to play part two of

0:39:50.320 --> 0:39:51.760
<v Speaker 3>the name game, as in next.

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<v Speaker 17>The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast, Part two of the Name Game,

0:39:56.600 --> 0:39:58.280
<v Speaker 17>as in if you've got one of those tricky names

0:39:58.320 --> 0:40:00.640
<v Speaker 17>and you're so used to giving people a c as

0:40:00.719 --> 0:40:02.960
<v Speaker 17>into how to spell your name, we turn that into

0:40:03.000 --> 0:40:03.279
<v Speaker 17>a game.

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<v Speaker 5>You give us a clue, we try and guess what

0:40:04.920 --> 0:40:08.000
<v Speaker 5>your name is. All right, let's go to cooler or.

0:40:10.640 --> 0:40:15.120
<v Speaker 9>Caller one, Hi, my name is as in how do

0:40:15.200 --> 0:40:19.160
<v Speaker 9>you solve a problem like Maria puzzle exactly, a nice

0:40:19.239 --> 0:40:19.759
<v Speaker 9>easy one.

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<v Speaker 5>This is an inside job. You two know each other

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<v Speaker 5>the sound of music.

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<v Speaker 2>How do you solve the problem like very young.

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<v Speaker 3>Never would have got that great skills instant they get

0:40:32.200 --> 0:40:32.880
<v Speaker 3>there from Patsy.

0:40:33.000 --> 0:40:33.399
<v Speaker 5>Well done.

0:40:34.640 --> 0:40:37.840
<v Speaker 1>I once met a girl called Maria.

0:40:39.400 --> 0:40:39.760
<v Speaker 12>Maria.

0:40:42.360 --> 0:40:46.600
<v Speaker 5>Okay, wrap it up with Maria banter Maria, thank you

0:40:46.719 --> 0:40:47.040
<v Speaker 5>very much.

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<v Speaker 1>You have a great day.

0:40:49.400 --> 0:40:51.359
<v Speaker 3>Any you please caller too?

0:40:51.440 --> 0:40:57.680
<v Speaker 5>Good morning, Hello, good morning. My surname as in ak Crown,

0:40:58.640 --> 0:41:12.600
<v Speaker 5>No blag, no win resorts, no place, Ocean's eleven turned over, No.

0:41:14.800 --> 0:41:20.200
<v Speaker 4>Pokeys, black jack, go go with the pokey, go with.

0:41:21.680 --> 0:41:22.120
<v Speaker 5>Casino.

0:41:23.680 --> 0:41:24.440
<v Speaker 4>That was our clue.

0:41:24.800 --> 0:41:27.000
<v Speaker 5>I was trying to catch her out. I was just

0:41:27.040 --> 0:41:27.600
<v Speaker 5>drink in a book.

0:41:28.239 --> 0:41:30.480
<v Speaker 2>Royal one arm bandit.

0:41:32.719 --> 0:41:34.279
<v Speaker 5>No, I can do one.

0:41:36.360 --> 0:41:38.160
<v Speaker 10>Non money.

0:41:38.480 --> 0:41:39.680
<v Speaker 16>Let's go with the money.

0:41:39.760 --> 0:41:43.120
<v Speaker 3>So the mummy, We're off to Egypt. No money. What

0:41:43.239 --> 0:41:43.560
<v Speaker 3>do you do?

0:41:44.920 --> 0:41:45.920
<v Speaker 14>Get it or lose it?

0:41:47.120 --> 0:41:49.160
<v Speaker 5>W Wind resorts?

0:41:49.600 --> 0:41:50.160
<v Speaker 9>It's close.

0:41:50.920 --> 0:41:52.880
<v Speaker 3>What did you just say, Wind Resort?

0:41:53.480 --> 0:41:53.520
<v Speaker 9>No?

0:41:54.920 --> 0:41:57.320
<v Speaker 15>No, no, do with a casino?

0:41:57.600 --> 0:42:04.959
<v Speaker 3>Gamble, Gamble, gamble? Wow?

0:42:08.680 --> 0:42:11.960
<v Speaker 5>Is that your surname? Gamble? Gotcha?

0:42:12.239 --> 0:42:13.440
<v Speaker 3>Great morning?

0:42:13.520 --> 0:42:14.800
<v Speaker 16>Gamble again?

0:42:15.239 --> 0:42:18.840
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, gotcha. Never be heavy this time the morning. But anyway,

0:42:18.880 --> 0:42:21.200
<v Speaker 5>by the middle of the school run, thank you, namer.

0:42:21.280 --> 0:42:24.799
<v Speaker 3>She called missus gamble no miss miss miss miss miss

0:42:24.880 --> 0:42:27.960
<v Speaker 3>miss miss right, gotcha, gotcha, I bet.

0:42:27.880 --> 0:42:29.800
<v Speaker 1>Wrong, may live longer.

0:42:30.120 --> 0:42:31.080
<v Speaker 16>It's not marrying me.

0:42:32.719 --> 0:42:36.480
<v Speaker 3>It wasn't a proposal. Okay, let's go to what is

0:42:36.520 --> 0:42:41.080
<v Speaker 3>going on with them today. Let's start with Maria men

0:42:41.200 --> 0:42:41.680
<v Speaker 3>live long.

0:42:42.840 --> 0:42:48.200
<v Speaker 4>She's obsessed with death, missus gamble, alright.

0:42:48.280 --> 0:42:48.879
<v Speaker 3>Call her three.

0:42:48.960 --> 0:42:50.640
<v Speaker 5>Good morning, Welcome to the name game.

0:42:51.080 --> 0:42:52.560
<v Speaker 11>Good morning. More.

0:42:52.680 --> 0:42:55.279
<v Speaker 12>Mona is top of.

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<v Speaker 7>Car, Not this again, Toyota, Olden, Chrysler Reno, Nissan, Holden

0:43:07.040 --> 0:43:11.920
<v Speaker 7>high LUs, Toyota Hyun style of a car.

0:43:13.760 --> 0:43:19.400
<v Speaker 5>Bag s U Vagon.

0:43:18.320 --> 0:43:20.360
<v Speaker 4>Ute convertible, no.

0:43:21.960 --> 0:43:34.920
<v Speaker 3>Style hybrid, electric diesel, central power, crank shaft, foot pedal like.

0:43:34.960 --> 0:43:35.319
<v Speaker 4>On the flu.

0:43:36.719 --> 0:43:37.760
<v Speaker 2>Can we have another clue?

0:43:40.719 --> 0:43:41.680
<v Speaker 12>Chickens live in it?

0:43:44.440 --> 0:43:49.560
<v Speaker 5>Oh go gotcha? All right, So what's your full name?

0:43:52.400 --> 0:43:52.640
<v Speaker 3>David?

0:43:53.200 --> 0:44:01.440
<v Speaker 5>You can't be David. Name Bond James Bond, love it

0:44:01.880 --> 0:44:05.200
<v Speaker 5>David Coop? All right, this guy who call her for.

0:44:07.800 --> 0:44:10.200
<v Speaker 3>Live Long, I don't understand it. It's going to stay

0:44:10.239 --> 0:44:12.800
<v Speaker 3>with me all days. You hear what what what she's saying?

0:44:13.239 --> 0:44:13.640
<v Speaker 5>What's she ever?

0:44:13.640 --> 0:44:14.200
<v Speaker 3>Already there?

0:44:14.920 --> 0:44:16.480
<v Speaker 5>It's like Tyler in the fight Club.

0:44:16.800 --> 0:44:19.480
<v Speaker 3>We didn't make her up. Call her four. Welcome to

0:44:19.560 --> 0:44:20.040
<v Speaker 3>the name.

0:44:19.960 --> 0:44:20.680
<v Speaker 5>Game, as in.

0:44:22.400 --> 0:44:24.360
<v Speaker 9>Surname, as in the chef.

0:44:26.000 --> 0:44:31.480
<v Speaker 5>Ramsey on fire.

0:44:33.600 --> 0:44:37.080
<v Speaker 2>No relation, No, but I pretend he's my uncle.

0:44:39.040 --> 0:44:41.080
<v Speaker 3>And what advanceage does that get you? By the word

0:44:41.280 --> 0:44:44.759
<v Speaker 3>you get thrown out of a restaurant? Basically, I think

0:44:44.840 --> 0:44:45.319
<v Speaker 3>these days?

0:44:46.800 --> 0:44:47.839
<v Speaker 5>And what is your full name?

0:44:48.800 --> 0:44:53.840
<v Speaker 9>Nicola Ramsey was an I Sottish in the English?

0:44:54.120 --> 0:44:54.480
<v Speaker 5>Gotcha?

0:44:54.760 --> 0:44:57.600
<v Speaker 3>No, Nice to have that cleared up in case you

0:44:57.640 --> 0:44:59.239
<v Speaker 3>have a card again, I'd had it to be any

0:44:59.320 --> 0:45:01.200
<v Speaker 3>kind of misunderst and you're seeing between me and you

0:45:01.440 --> 0:45:01.759
<v Speaker 3>all right?

0:45:01.880 --> 0:45:01.920
<v Speaker 11>No?

0:45:02.120 --> 0:45:05.120
<v Speaker 5>Four four four three David.

0:45:05.600 --> 0:45:07.799
<v Speaker 1>The Christian Connell Show podcast.

0:45:08.239 --> 0:45:11.320
<v Speaker 3>An hour and a half ago, Jack randomly dropped a

0:45:11.400 --> 0:45:16.240
<v Speaker 3>fact that big apes and gorillas can't handle legs, completely

0:45:16.320 --> 0:45:18.680
<v Speaker 3>blindside of me, and I had to dedicate half an

0:45:18.719 --> 0:45:21.600
<v Speaker 3>hour to trying to unpick this fat like you would

0:45:21.600 --> 0:45:24.640
<v Speaker 3>if you had a breakfast show. And we didn't really

0:45:24.719 --> 0:45:27.800
<v Speaker 3>get any clear resolution with him. And we've been trying

0:45:27.880 --> 0:45:30.839
<v Speaker 3>various zoo contacts. We now have a man online, Ben

0:45:31.360 --> 0:45:33.960
<v Speaker 3>live from near your neck of the woods. Patsy were

0:45:34.000 --> 0:45:36.160
<v Speaker 3>abe zoo. Good morning, Ben, good morning.

0:45:36.200 --> 0:45:36.640
<v Speaker 10>Here are you going?

0:45:37.080 --> 0:45:39.239
<v Speaker 3>Now? What do you normally look after at where a

0:45:39.280 --> 0:45:39.600
<v Speaker 3>be zoo?

0:45:40.480 --> 0:45:44.200
<v Speaker 10>So my team looks after primarily primates and carnivores. So

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<v Speaker 10>I'm very fortunate enough to look after three beautiful silverback

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<v Speaker 10>male gorillas.

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<v Speaker 5>Now, I've seen silver bags up close before. They are huge,

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<v Speaker 5>aren't they.

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<v Speaker 10>They're just incredible, Like, yeah, it kind of takes your

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<v Speaker 10>breath away when you're face to face with a with

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<v Speaker 10>a silverback gorilla.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and you're too much. We have to go in

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<v Speaker 3>near them.

0:46:03.200 --> 0:46:03.960
<v Speaker 4>We go near them.

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<v Speaker 10>We never go in the enclosure to their dens, but

0:46:06.920 --> 0:46:09.840
<v Speaker 10>we're face to face through some very thick metal. But

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<v Speaker 10>we do interact with them and train them and very

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<v Speaker 10>very close.

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<v Speaker 11>Yes.

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<v Speaker 5>Wow, okay, so what can you tell us them?

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<v Speaker 3>So Jack on the show, Ben was saying how because

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<v Speaker 3>of the lack of an opposable or whatever reasons, they

0:46:20.680 --> 0:46:22.880
<v Speaker 3>got too much muscle and power in them that they

0:46:23.000 --> 0:46:24.759
<v Speaker 3>can't they would crush an egg. They would be able

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<v Speaker 3>to just handle an egg and pick it up.

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<v Speaker 10>Unfortunately, I'm going to have to disagree with what version

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<v Speaker 10>they have opposable thumbs. It's something that tapes evolved to

0:46:36.239 --> 0:46:39.080
<v Speaker 10>have to be able to grasp branches and eat the

0:46:39.120 --> 0:46:39.839
<v Speaker 10>food that they eat.

0:46:40.239 --> 0:46:42.279
<v Speaker 3>Otherwise, how they swinging from the trees and that.

0:46:42.760 --> 0:46:46.759
<v Speaker 10>Yeah, exactly, so they about the posable thumbs.

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<v Speaker 4>I did say that they were too strong that they

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<v Speaker 4>couldn't pick up a delicate egg.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, so they can, Ben and Ben, have you seen

0:46:58.080 --> 0:46:59.320
<v Speaker 5>this with your own seen it?

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<v Speaker 10>Okay, so we haven't given them a raw egg. Okay,

0:47:01.920 --> 0:47:04.160
<v Speaker 10>so I'm sort of I'm assuming that they can.

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<v Speaker 4>But if you're give them a heart old egg, that's

0:47:06.280 --> 0:47:07.800
<v Speaker 4>a different thing. Yeah, you're less.

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<v Speaker 10>Definitely. But the closest thing I can relate to that

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<v Speaker 10>is probably grapes. Right, So they absolutely love grapes. They're

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<v Speaker 10>like a little round.

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<v Speaker 4>That's a good point.

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<v Speaker 10>We give them grapes and they'll literally roll them around

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<v Speaker 10>in their fingers. They'll investigate them, they'll take little bites

0:47:25.080 --> 0:47:26.880
<v Speaker 10>from them, or they'll just stuff for like twenty in

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<v Speaker 10>their mouth at a time, depending which gorilla it is.

0:47:29.120 --> 0:47:30.919
<v Speaker 10>But you know, when we change it from a green

0:47:30.960 --> 0:47:33.239
<v Speaker 10>grape to a big red one, Let's say they get

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<v Speaker 10>a little bit suspicious and they're like, how have you

0:47:34.800 --> 0:47:37.120
<v Speaker 10>put some medication in that? So they'll literally investigate it.

0:47:37.120 --> 0:47:39.200
<v Speaker 10>They'll roll it around, they'll take a little nibble out

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<v Speaker 10>of it, make sure it doesn't explode with medication or whatever,

0:47:42.040 --> 0:47:43.080
<v Speaker 10>and then okay, it's safe.

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<v Speaker 18>We want.

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<v Speaker 5>With his magic grapes.

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<v Speaker 10>Easy to lose their trust for the tiny little change.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, and what else. What other surprise in facts can

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<v Speaker 5>you tell us about the apes and the primates?

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<v Speaker 10>I mean, you know, tool use is something that it's

0:48:04.320 --> 0:48:07.520
<v Speaker 10>pretty well known. Like these guys they can create tools

0:48:07.800 --> 0:48:09.439
<v Speaker 10>using their hands. So we give them a giant stick,

0:48:09.440 --> 0:48:11.600
<v Speaker 10>they'll whittle it down to a tiny little I think

0:48:11.640 --> 0:48:14.040
<v Speaker 10>you guys were talking about chopsticks or something else, you know,

0:48:14.239 --> 0:48:16.400
<v Speaker 10>totally easy for them to do. We actually give them

0:48:16.440 --> 0:48:18.799
<v Speaker 10>puzzles they sit on the outside that they can't actually

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<v Speaker 10>reach their food. And they'll actually fashion the tool, even

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<v Speaker 10>sometimes with a hook on the end to be able

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<v Speaker 10>to like put the sticks through machine.

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<v Speaker 3>I'd be very careful, and I wonder if you won't

0:48:28.280 --> 0:48:30.440
<v Speaker 3>get in that they'd be wigging you down bench to

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<v Speaker 3>a tool.

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<v Speaker 10>I tell you, every time I leave the exhibit, a

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<v Speaker 10>triple check that I haven't left my multi tool.

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<v Speaker 5>They're stashing on one day. But they're going to make

0:48:38.719 --> 0:48:39.600
<v Speaker 5>the big breakouts.

0:48:40.239 --> 0:48:41.960
<v Speaker 4>And Betty, is it true they're strong enough to pick

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<v Speaker 4>up a car? Is the other thing we learned?

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<v Speaker 10>Oh that wouldn't surprise me at all. Like we've got

0:48:45.960 --> 0:48:48.759
<v Speaker 10>giant tractor tires that will have like seven or eight

0:48:48.800 --> 0:48:50.239
<v Speaker 10>people try and lift, or we'll just get their works

0:48:50.239 --> 0:48:51.880
<v Speaker 10>team to use a front end loader and they'll literally

0:48:51.920 --> 0:48:54.360
<v Speaker 10>just pick it up and roll it around. So we

0:48:54.480 --> 0:48:56.239
<v Speaker 10>can't even put that out there half the time. It

0:48:56.280 --> 0:48:59.440
<v Speaker 10>has to be secured. So just like anything you can

0:48:59.480 --> 0:49:03.160
<v Speaker 10>think of, probably more, it's just incredible watching them in action.

0:49:03.520 --> 0:49:05.279
<v Speaker 5>Now tell me this. You know the puzzles you give them,

0:49:05.320 --> 0:49:07.080
<v Speaker 5>So what are you talking like a five hundred piece

0:49:07.120 --> 0:49:14.200
<v Speaker 5>one or once it gets over twenty pieces, I'm out. Yeah,

0:49:15.640 --> 0:49:17.200
<v Speaker 5>I just I've been struggling for a while.

0:49:18.239 --> 0:49:18.439
<v Speaker 11>Yeah.

0:49:18.520 --> 0:49:20.279
<v Speaker 10>Look, if you want them to destroy it, totally, but

0:49:20.600 --> 0:49:23.160
<v Speaker 10>this is like like a wooden platform with some obstacles

0:49:23.200 --> 0:49:24.560
<v Speaker 10>in the way, and they've got to work things around

0:49:24.560 --> 0:49:27.239
<v Speaker 10>the obstacles. You get them.

0:49:27.320 --> 0:49:32.960
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it's not the corners first, not the humans do.

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah, they'll do paintings that look quite similar to be honest.

0:49:37.120 --> 0:49:38.800
<v Speaker 10>So you know, they're just incredible.

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<v Speaker 3>You should do an exhibition. Yeah, you should do an

0:49:41.000 --> 0:49:42.279
<v Speaker 3>our exhibition, Glidda aren't.

0:49:43.120 --> 0:49:45.279
<v Speaker 10>Yeah, we've got them hanging up around the zoo. Yeah,

0:49:45.400 --> 0:49:46.960
<v Speaker 10>all of our zoo keepers. I've got three or four

0:49:47.200 --> 0:49:49.720
<v Speaker 10>paintings in our house that are they're done by gorillas

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<v Speaker 10>and other animals.

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<v Speaker 5>It's it's a great.

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<v Speaker 3>Next Peace can we give that way on the show.

0:49:53.760 --> 0:49:55.799
<v Speaker 3>I'd love to give away some gorilla art.

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<v Speaker 10>What a great price totally you guys want to come in,

0:49:58.640 --> 0:49:59.400
<v Speaker 10>We'll make one for you.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you very much, hey Ben, thank you very much

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<v Speaker 3>for freeing up some time and a check out where

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<v Speaker 3>abee open rain Zoo Ben, Thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 5>Today is National Cap Day.

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<v Speaker 4>I do you like a cap?

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<v Speaker 3>We got?

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<v Speaker 5>We're looking for your hat movies.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you own any caps? I've never seen you in

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<v Speaker 4>a hat.

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<v Speaker 5>In my brief for Rachel.

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<v Speaker 3>To learn golf, you have to have a vias or

0:50:47.719 --> 0:50:50.640
<v Speaker 3>hat out there on the I say on the slopes,

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<v Speaker 3>and that is how I used to play golf and

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<v Speaker 3>why I gave it up, because I actually got quite

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<v Speaker 3>a few slops to retreat the eyeballs excuse me, madam,

0:51:00.600 --> 0:51:04.640
<v Speaker 3>but has provided me with a totally unnecessarily unhelpful top

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<v Speaker 3>five most famous hats throughout history.

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<v Speaker 5>But he put some work into it. I think I

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<v Speaker 5>saw you.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually checking this over fact checking it before the show today.

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<v Speaker 5>Ned Kelly's metal helmets famous one of history, isn't it?

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<v Speaker 12>Is it? No?

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<v Speaker 3>Patsy's right, it's a metal helmet. Abraham Lincoln's stovepipe hat.

0:51:26.480 --> 0:51:28.920
<v Speaker 3>Lincoln was six foot four tools, so when he donned

0:51:28.960 --> 0:51:31.600
<v Speaker 3>his h inch stovepipe he looked huge.

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<v Speaker 5>Used to keep his papers and speeches touched inside of it.

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<v Speaker 3>I have sandwiches in there as well. My lunch doubles

0:51:38.040 --> 0:51:41.480
<v Speaker 3>up as a lunchbox Forrell Williams for Dora. Cannot be

0:51:41.560 --> 0:51:47.280
<v Speaker 3>above Abe Lincoln or even Ned Kelly. Winton. Churchill's homburg

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<v Speaker 3>is up there at number two and then number one.

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<v Speaker 3>What do you think the most iconic hat in history?

0:51:52.080 --> 0:51:53.439
<v Speaker 4>Noddy's pointy harp?

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<v Speaker 2>Now it's say Napoleon.

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<v Speaker 3>Noddy.

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<v Speaker 5>Famous hats in history?

0:52:00.040 --> 0:52:03.319
<v Speaker 3>Let me go New Kelly, Abraham Lincoln, Churchill, who saved

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<v Speaker 3>the world from Hitler.

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<v Speaker 5>Probably not, he would be above.

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<v Speaker 3>Kids Carton, napoleonspike or body now Gordon. That is a

0:52:14.640 --> 0:52:18.920
<v Speaker 3>historical character and a half you'll learn about one day

0:52:18.920 --> 0:52:19.440
<v Speaker 3>in school and.

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<v Speaker 5>One of the greats of history. Shade that Lincoln. All right, your.

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<v Speaker 3>Hat movies, hat movies, the big La Bola scheme, silpus.

0:52:35.719 --> 0:52:38.720
<v Speaker 3>Oh we love mister Bean's Holiday all the physical comedy

0:52:38.760 --> 0:52:39.400
<v Speaker 3>and pratfalls.

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<v Speaker 5>Mister Beani's holiday weekend at Berets, Silverny Berets.

0:52:46.920 --> 0:52:51.560
<v Speaker 3>I know what you did last, sombrero God? And what's that?

0:52:51.960 --> 0:52:53.839
<v Speaker 5>What's the peak of a baseball cap called chat?

0:52:53.880 --> 0:52:54.200
<v Speaker 3>What is that?

0:52:54.360 --> 0:52:58.040
<v Speaker 5>The brim mission brim possible?

0:52:58.120 --> 0:53:01.959
<v Speaker 3>You say, back and forth?

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<v Speaker 5>And I kick in top right handk on over the

0:53:04.280 --> 0:53:05.680
<v Speaker 5>new stores.

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<v Speaker 3>Cause, Jackie boy, what.

0:53:08.360 --> 0:53:12.480
<v Speaker 4>Have you got meet the truckers? Truckers a trucking cap.

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<v Speaker 3>Never heard of that?

0:53:13.400 --> 0:53:17.799
<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, you guys, haven't Where have you been living?

0:53:17.840 --> 0:53:19.560
<v Speaker 4>You've never heard of a trucking cap. The track cap

0:53:19.640 --> 0:53:22.000
<v Speaker 4>is a baseball cap, but with the mesh background.

0:53:23.600 --> 0:53:26.040
<v Speaker 5>Magnum used to have one. I call that the Magnum hat.

0:53:26.160 --> 0:53:26.920
<v Speaker 4>It's called a tracker.

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<v Speaker 5>Right there you go, Silver hot Fez hot fares, very good, gold.

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<v Speaker 4>Helmet and Louise God pass an American pork pie.

0:53:41.960 --> 0:53:43.719
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, pork pie is a hat?

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you?

0:53:45.440 --> 0:53:47.680
<v Speaker 5>It's not really, it's not the reaction, is it.

0:53:47.800 --> 0:53:49.600
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, you don't go and see a stand up

0:53:49.640 --> 0:53:51.120
<v Speaker 3>special and they're not that big closer.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, see what you've done actually correct.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Show.

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<v Speaker 3>Podcast, Christian, we've covered a lot of random brown even

0:54:07.160 --> 0:54:07.440
<v Speaker 3>for this.

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<v Speaker 5>Show today, the ape stuff the eck. Alright, so we're

0:54:12.120 --> 0:54:12.440
<v Speaker 5>looking for.

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<v Speaker 3>Your hat movies best in show after see you be

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<v Speaker 3>fourteen next week?

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<v Speaker 5>You ready to mark?

0:54:17.200 --> 0:54:21.400
<v Speaker 3>Let's go you me trill b silvera any given Sunday

0:54:21.520 --> 0:54:22.200
<v Speaker 3>driver's hat?

0:54:23.320 --> 0:54:24.439
<v Speaker 4>What is a Sunday driver?

0:54:25.000 --> 0:54:26.279
<v Speaker 3>They do have that.

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<v Speaker 5>Like a port pile trip at the old time, don't they.

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<v Speaker 5>I tried Richard Eat Bray Love Gold.

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<v Speaker 3>That's very good.

0:54:33.840 --> 0:54:42.000
<v Speaker 5>Caine the Pheasant of Furious Silver Gold I Dream of Beanie.

0:54:43.239 --> 0:54:45.600
<v Speaker 3>Is also very good. Word on Janet the Girl Next

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<v Speaker 3>for Dora Gold, Kathleena Calf Doffenheimer, you know you're dropping

0:54:53.120 --> 0:54:59.240
<v Speaker 3>the cap cap Doffenheimer World, Josh Cavanah finding for Dora

0:55:00.080 --> 0:55:05.640
<v Speaker 3>Silver hard hat down, Bronze throw Pana Mar from the

0:55:05.719 --> 0:55:08.960
<v Speaker 3>train that Mar throw Pa, Yeah yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Panama hat.

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<v Speaker 5>Very good, yeah yeah yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Silver the Bowler Express Silver Free Tribe, Broughton's Capa Blanca,

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<v Speaker 3>Gold Mad, I'm Scotty Kappenheimer, Silver Kubra, know what you

0:55:30.960 --> 0:55:31.680
<v Speaker 3>did last summer?

0:55:35.640 --> 0:55:40.080
<v Speaker 2>We love a Kubra, Silver sound a Dragon Jack like

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<v Speaker 2>the Coubra.

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<v Speaker 4>Didn't like the tie into the film.

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<v Speaker 5>The Cat in the Sorting Hat O.

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<v Speaker 4>Hat Movie, Bronze.

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<v Speaker 5>Ten things I hate about.

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<v Speaker 4>You for you know they forced Mike Myers to do

0:55:54.640 --> 0:55:57.200
<v Speaker 4>the Cat in the Hat movie. Yeah, he was making

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<v Speaker 4>another movie with the studio I forget what studio it was,

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<v Speaker 4>and it fell apart and he said, I'm not working

0:56:01.640 --> 0:56:03.640
<v Speaker 4>on anymore and they said, okay, well then you have

0:56:03.760 --> 0:56:04.640
<v Speaker 4>to do cap'n.

0:56:05.520 --> 0:56:12.200
<v Speaker 3>Wow Wow, poor guy, Fez Buler's Day Off, Gold, Top

0:56:12.239 --> 0:56:19.440
<v Speaker 3>Hat Gun, Silver, Beanie the Poop Winnie the Cornel Beanie.

0:56:19.480 --> 0:56:23.000
<v Speaker 3>I love it in that forest Ashdown Forest Jackie Boy,

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<v Speaker 3>Who's off to see you?

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<v Speaker 17>Befoty one, Untie Caine for Epe Ray Love Christian Connell

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<v Speaker 17>Show Podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's talk Tomorrow's show today, then Tomorrow's show. Tickets to

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<v Speaker 3>go and see Oases, Well, the ticket's go and sell

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<v Speaker 3>Turner the Musical Next Week site dinner and drinks beforehand

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<v Speaker 3>as well at the Meridian Alison. Tomorrow's show will have

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<v Speaker 3>them naked out. And then after this incredible story when

0:56:51.080 --> 0:56:54.480
<v Speaker 3>we were just talking about kitchen injuries from Stacey, I sat.

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<v Speaker 16>On my lunch box which had a stake knife in it,

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<v Speaker 16>and I went into my back teake and I had

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<v Speaker 16>to have three stitches.

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<v Speaker 3>What did you sit on? I'm looking for stories about

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<v Speaker 3>what you have sat on? Do any of us I

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<v Speaker 3>have a story about something I have sat on? Chack,

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<v Speaker 3>do you have one ready for tomorrow? I haven't four hours.

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<v Speaker 3>Something strange. Go on your family group chat. Your mum

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<v Speaker 3>might have a story about something you sat on, Patsy.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I'll find you something by tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, all right, And if you do want to get

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<v Speaker 3>ready for tomorrow's big phone in what have you sat on?

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<v Speaker 3>Email me?

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<v Speaker 5>It's going to get busy, it's going to get Down't be.

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<v Speaker 3>Bringing up tomorrow. You want me to get through. It's

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<v Speaker 3>going to be gangbusters.

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<v Speaker 5>Email me Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com that I

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