Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast Showtime.
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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show, Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 4: Show one thousand, two hundred and ten.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Jackie Boye, Good morning, Good morning, Patsy, Morning Patsy.
Speaker 5: How was your day yesterday?
Speaker 6: It was so funny we had Chris was sitting down
Speaker 6: Audrey last night and said, what are we going to watch?
Speaker 2: You know, it's always a big debate what are we
Speaker 2: going to watch?
Speaker 6: And something that's appropriate for her that's not you know,
Speaker 6: the language is okay anyway.
Speaker 5: He's been too salty.
Speaker 2: Christopher, Yeah, that's it, you know, the little language. It's
Speaker 2: the language and.
Speaker 4: Ord MM movies. Until I was fifteen, it was like legally, yeah,
Speaker 4: she legally blinding.
Speaker 5: My god, he's only kid.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 5: That was actually stuck to that.
Speaker 4: Me and my brother were once a friend's birthday party
Speaker 4: and in the background, while all the kids are running
Speaker 4: around having fun, Austin Powers was on TV. We both
Speaker 4: sat in front of it because we're like, this is
Speaker 4: the only m movie we're allowed to.
Speaker 3: I bet it felt really don't tell don't tell mom
Speaker 3: what we want if you want.
Speaker 6: So Chris said, you know what, let's I'm going to
Speaker 6: show you a show that I was really into when
Speaker 6: I was your age.
Speaker 2: I'm going to put on Beverly Hills nine O two one.
Speaker 5: I do the theme Trim Patsy.
Speaker 2: Nana, Nana, Nanette.
Speaker 7: Bad.
Speaker 5: That's pretty good.
Speaker 8: That's it.
Speaker 6: I was in another room of the house and I
Speaker 6: heard the theme and I thought, oh, it was like
Speaker 6: quick fate.
Speaker 2: I had to go out and watch it as well.
Speaker 2: It was such a good show.
Speaker 3: It rang for years I did. I think it started
Speaker 3: the early nineties and I think it almost made it
Speaker 3: to the two thousands.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Chris was going through the episode. He said, there's something
Speaker 6: like nearly one hundred and fifty episodes like massive, so
Speaker 6: we'll be watching it for months.
Speaker 2: But it's a little bit sad because.
Speaker 6: You know, Shannon Doherty and Luke Pierry up with his
Speaker 6: city Wheel, so it was a bit sad. But Chris
Speaker 6: was telling Audrey there was lots of eye rolling going
Speaker 6: on about how Luke and Brandon's sideburns made him get
Speaker 6: sideburns at that age.
Speaker 4: As well, and.
Speaker 2: She goes, what are sideburns dead?
Speaker 5: Listen here, I'm going to make a pdiction.
Speaker 3: Right, that's that's the last time your fanily will sit
Speaker 3: down much or no Ordie will never come back to that.
Speaker 5: Because what I've dried this with the kids before.
Speaker 3: Where you go, I used to really love this back
Speaker 3: in the nineties, and you play and you realize it's
Speaker 3: there's no It's almost like they hadn't invented editing. Yes,
Speaker 3: every scene is too long, and at the time we
Speaker 3: didn't know because whatever it is, your level awareness and
Speaker 3: consciousness is what you're fed. At the time was now
Speaker 3: everything's edited, hyper cut and stuff like that for good reason.
Speaker 3: But you watch those shows now and those kids are
Speaker 3: raised on that hypercut editing, and they's they just and
Speaker 3: they're right. They're like, this is so boring, and you
Speaker 3: look at your watch, going bloody hell three minutes for
Speaker 3: three minutes in I fout like ten nineties minutes.
Speaker 6: It's about to me was the pathetic sort of background music.
Speaker 2: It was really bad.
Speaker 3: Every scene has got real loud, sort of instrumental and
Speaker 3: stuff like that dialogue that you can barely hear.
Speaker 5: It's a car crash of a show. Now it hasn't
Speaker 5: aged very well.
Speaker 4: I'm surprised they haven't tried to reboot it because all
Speaker 4: of those popular shows they've tried to do again.
Speaker 5: Well, I think they're probably waiting another ten years.
Speaker 3: I was done with the Office here and then there've
Speaker 3: been an Australia one Yeah, Sydney nine two one oh.
Speaker 1: The Christian O Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Patsy talking about Beverly Hills nine O two one oh.
Speaker 3: Just going down a wormhole now remembering watching it in
Speaker 3: the UK. It was showing at about five o'clock every
Speaker 3: Saturday evening.
Speaker 5: When was it showing here, Patsy.
Speaker 6: Oh, I'm trying to think. I think it was more
Speaker 6: like gosh, I could be wrong, or was it like
Speaker 6: seven at night?
Speaker 10: Through the war?
Speaker 3: Please don't be wrong with this? What do you for
Speaker 3: about getting this stuff? It's got to be right. The
Speaker 3: news can be loose. I'm talking about that before. There's
Speaker 3: a hurricane somewhere in America somewhere.
Speaker 5: But this Beverly Hills nine two oh.
Speaker 6: I seem to recall it was like seven at night,
Speaker 6: but I could be confusing it with Melroe's Place.
Speaker 2: I can't remember.
Speaker 5: Wow, Melrose Place was like the B side.
Speaker 4: Those two are interchangeable.
Speaker 3: For Melroe's Place was kind of like the that the
Speaker 3: B side of when it Melrose Place was dreamed of
Speaker 3: being as popular as Beverly Hills nine O two one oh.
Speaker 3: It was a sort of cover band. I always thought
Speaker 3: of Beverly Hills nine two oh. Who did you have
Speaker 3: a crush on, Patsy? I bet you fancied Steve Sanders.
Speaker 2: All the men were hot, all the men like a
Speaker 2: sixteen year old girl.
Speaker 3: If I said I fancied all the women, I had
Speaker 3: more of a crush And tracing Priestley, actually, I'll take anyone.
Speaker 3: Was I was?
Speaker 2: You know, it was like, were you Brandon or yeah?
Speaker 3: See I was a Brandon guy.
Speaker 5: Priestley, Yeah, I was.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I was more sort of inclined to go brand And
Speaker 6: Luke was a bit I don't know, kind of out there.
Speaker 4: Wasn't he all these character names or actor names.
Speaker 3: At this day we're doing about Patsy's putting both words together.
Speaker 3: Sometimes she's going acts of first day character surname. Maybe
Speaker 3: there's a new quiz in the Actually I kind of
Speaker 3: like that. Actually and the hybrid of them. Now, we
Speaker 3: were just speculating about whether Australia did a spinoff or
Speaker 3: their own version of Sydney or Australia nine O two
Speaker 3: or oh.
Speaker 5: And producer Whitney you think you know it did happen.
Speaker 8: It wasn't an Australian version. It was just a generic
Speaker 8: like an American reboot of it.
Speaker 4: Yes, in two thousand and eight they remade nine O
Speaker 4: two one. Oh not the same characters, fresh new cast
Speaker 4: of characters.
Speaker 8: No Tory Spelling and Jenniferggaff were in it.
Speaker 4: Oh sorry, original characters.
Speaker 5: That's a good producer. That is more of that.
Speaker 3: Please, I'll see you after the show with It's like
Speaker 3: when Trump didn't like being fact checked the look over
Speaker 3: his shoulder that Jack did to produce a Whitney.
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Speaker 3: Go on into Irish Beec Holy moonly, Christian, do I
Speaker 3: want to win your ass tickets? I've been an Oasis
Speaker 3: fan for as long as I can remember. The only
Speaker 3: time I was booked to see them, I got sunstroke
Speaker 3: in Ireland of all places, and couldn't go that.
Speaker 5: What are the odds? That's the most unbelievable.
Speaker 3: How do you get sunstroke in Island? You need to
Speaker 3: get about half a second of sunny year. That's on
Speaker 3: a great year, Tammy Christian. I have to do keep listening.
Speaker 3: We have more Oasis tickets to be one. Later on
Speaker 3: this morning show, Patsy was worried about getting the time
Speaker 3: slot wrong for when Beverly Hills nine two someone's messaging
Speaker 3: Beverly Hills nine O two one oh in Australia was
Speaker 3: always on Friday nights at seven thirty pm. Okay, now, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: It was seven but I didn't know it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, now we had all this kind of.
Speaker 3: And then Melrose Place eight thirty pm Fridays on Friday,
Speaker 3: and there you didn't put your name on the text,
Speaker 3: but thank you for this. They said it was considered
Speaker 3: a bit too risque for the seven thirty slot, whereas
Speaker 3: Beverly Hill's nine O two was a bit more sort
Speaker 3: of family friendly, but Melrow's Place was a grubby, edgy one.
Speaker 3: It's funny you remember those time spots of TV shows
Speaker 3: growing up because you arranged your week around that thing.
Speaker 3: So I remember that Dallas was eight o'clock on a
Speaker 3: Wednesday night. La Law was nine pm on a Thursday night.
Speaker 3: I can remember these significant TV times because they mattered
Speaker 3: then and there was no record in them. It was
Speaker 3: a nightmare to recorder show.
Speaker 4: We did our whole family dinner around TV, so like clockwork,
Speaker 4: at six o'clock every night was the Simpsons and at
Speaker 4: six thirty ft off the TV and go to the
Speaker 4: dinner table.
Speaker 3: Yeah all right, jackie boy, you found something else about
Speaker 3: Please get this family right or the chat Mordor will
Speaker 3: be chipping in again.
Speaker 4: nWo on, Oh, didn't just reboot once? It rebooted twice,
Speaker 4: so once in two thousand would you do that?
Speaker 5: That's like today FM breakfast enough with the reboots.
Speaker 4: And then in twenty nineteen they brought it back as BH.
Speaker 3: The problem wasn't the lettering and the wording and the coding.
Speaker 4: Of all canceled after one season.
Speaker 3: Wow Wow.
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Speaker 3: My Afternoon Yesterday, two half hours of solid helping these
Speaker 3: seventeen year old low its out with her revision. At
Speaker 3: the moment, year twelve, so she's a couple of weeks
Speaker 3: away from the first exams VC exams. So we're doing
Speaker 3: flash cards and she's got this thing now on her
Speaker 3: laptop where you press it one thing the card flips
Speaker 3: from the question and get the answer. And even if
Speaker 3: you don't know, it goes somewhere else and then you
Speaker 3: come back to it. It's very, very high tech, fraught
Speaker 3: with tension as the question master because she's like, what
Speaker 3: does it say again? I said you you wrote these?
Speaker 5: She actually input that it's so nerve wracking.
Speaker 3: My wife actually is relief when I volunteered to go
Speaker 3: and hop out with the flash cards in it, because
Speaker 3: it's like a crazy scientist, you know.
Speaker 5: An idiot savant where they're just so up in their
Speaker 5: own head.
Speaker 3: And then I'm there, going it's about sixty percent right,
Speaker 3: We'll move on to the next one. You're like, this
Speaker 3: won't help me get the APA.
Speaker 1: Good mining, good mine, and good mining, good minan.
Speaker 11: Do you.
Speaker 3: I think I'm back in with the flash cars today.
Speaker 3: I think I'm actually going to secretly record it. This
Speaker 3: tree needs to know one day. I want to play
Speaker 3: to her just how fraught this was been the other
Speaker 3: side of that laptop.
Speaker 5: It's terrifying.
Speaker 4: What kind of subjects are you doing?
Speaker 3: We're doing yesterday it was psychology, so it's a lot
Speaker 3: of stuff that I don't really know a lot about it.
Speaker 4: But you're I feel like the sixty percent right there
Speaker 4: is gray area in psychology, isn't it?
Speaker 3: That's what I say that, But I also applied that
Speaker 3: to sociology. You know, we're actually what these I'm guessing,
Speaker 3: what the examiners and the markets look for is a
Speaker 3: lack of grainness, absolute question, you know, really nailing down
Speaker 3: in her final questions of your education system, really want
Speaker 3: to nail this stuff down into woodly language.
Speaker 5: And it's kind of a bit like this, And I think.
Speaker 3: All right, the good morning minute, we say good morning,
Speaker 3: treview as many as possible in one minute. A lot
Speaker 3: of people now talking about exactly what time the old
Speaker 3: TV shows used to be on from the seventies, eighties
Speaker 3: and nineties, and when you were rearrange your evening or
Speaker 3: afternoon around that certain time spot was the same time
Speaker 3: every single week, Patsy, what time was countdown.
Speaker 2: On six o'clock on a Sunday night?
Speaker 3: Correct you better? Sohny and ALTONA remembering countdown six pm
Speaker 3: every Sunday you had when you look at some of
Speaker 3: the old fids of that. Molly had so many Springsteen
Speaker 3: lou Reed, they almost have thought what when they got
Speaker 3: him and got chatting to Molly as well? Good morning
Speaker 3: Christian Gina here walking to the bus stop. Charlotte and
Speaker 3: her five pups doing well. Do you remember on Monday
Speaker 3: they were about to go to labor Morning Jane. She
Speaker 3: doesn't like the hospital food and still requesting at nuggets.
Speaker 3: Michael here, Good morning, Michael, practicing his new Yamaha guitar
Speaker 3: before he leaves for what send us some of your tracks?
Speaker 3: How's practicing? How's jam mangoing? It our six in the morning,
Speaker 3: Lucky Neighbors, Blue Heelers.
Speaker 5: What time Patsy was that on?
Speaker 6: I reckon that was eight o'clock on a Tuesday night,
Speaker 6: but I could be wrong.
Speaker 3: A thirty every Tuesday night. Luke and Bondora, you went
Speaker 3: too far off.
Speaker 5: That's pretty good.
Speaker 3: We can almost turn this into a quiz. Good morning, Christian,
Speaker 3: Linda and Reservoir lying in bed, listen to you guys
Speaker 3: and trying to find the oomph to get out.
Speaker 5: That's the worst thing.
Speaker 3: Line in bed. You'll never find enough. You're just going
Speaker 3: to start moving and muling and crying. Good morning, Christian,
Speaker 3: lying in bed, drinking coffee, listening to the show that's on. Missy,
Speaker 3: Good morning, Missy, Good morning missus. Christian already avoided three
Speaker 3: kangaroos jumping along stud roads.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, dandeel on.
Speaker 3: My way to work. Good morning to Vicki avoiding three kangaroos.
Speaker 3: Morning Vicki, and good morning to Kate. Already at my
Speaker 3: desk in Port Melbourne, have a great day. Do you
Speaker 3: know what I want to hear now? From people who
Speaker 3: already at your desk? Where aready our desks? An't we? Patsy,
Speaker 3: you're at your desk, Jack and I are at our desk.
Speaker 3: Who is at their desk right now?
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Christian eighteen Tuesday Night, seven thirty pm. If you're tuning
Speaker 3: in right now, I haven't got time to explain what
Speaker 3: we're doing.
Speaker 5: You're just picking up as you going on.
Speaker 3: Christian eighteen used to be on seven thirty b and
Speaker 3: on Tuesday night.
Speaker 5: See five o'clock Saturday in the UK. Go figure. It
Speaker 5: was Saturday's of early.
Speaker 3: Entertainment in the evening the eighteen for us, Tuesday Night's
Speaker 3: for you Channel ten Night Rider, Friday, seven thirty pm.
Speaker 3: It's amazing how you still remember this? Do you remember
Speaker 3: what time? I bet you I bet you'll know what
Speaker 3: time this was on Baywatch? Yes? Yeah, written on the
Speaker 3: back of your wrist, is it?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Well yeah, you weren't curious. Huh, body changing feeling certain things.
Speaker 3: I got some guy here pretending to be vague about
Speaker 3: what time baby watches on. Every teenage boy knew what
Speaker 3: time that was on.
Speaker 5: There was no it was this Saturday or Sunday.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't been a Sunday. That's when Sundays used to
Speaker 3: be a day of rest in the UK. All the
Speaker 3: shops and supermarkets for years used to be close on
Speaker 3: a Sunday. Oh yeah, which I considered a day of rest.
Speaker 5: Did you have that much? Yeah?
Speaker 6: From one o'clock on a Saturday, you couldn't go to
Speaker 6: the supermarket.
Speaker 2: Check after one o'clock.
Speaker 6: There was always a mad rush in that last hour
Speaker 6: because the shops would literally close and you couldn't get
Speaker 6: anything all weekend then till Monday morning at like at eight.
Speaker 4: I would say, the most busy time in the supermarket
Speaker 4: Sunday night.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, someone just text me yesterday we were going
Speaker 3: through Patsy's shopping list. I know you're going to get
Speaker 3: the chuck and how in that kind of suitcase? And
Speaker 3: I still think it's amazing that you can buy a
Speaker 3: Chicken in a bag right, does exist anywhere in the world.
Speaker 3: It's unique to hear Christian I heard do you say
Speaker 3: too much?
Speaker 5: The wonder that is chicken in a bag?
Speaker 3: Did you know it's more commonly known as the Bachelor's handbag?
Speaker 3: I didn't. I didn't, Julie, I didn't. Thank you very
Speaker 3: much for letting me know. All right. Oasis tickets go
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Speaker 3: Good morning Christian, Jack and Pats. I'm already at my desk,
Speaker 3: have been since six am. Oh happy for you, Christian.
Speaker 3: Remember all the sitcoms like Growing Pains, Who's the Boss?
Speaker 3: Family Ties, there was a whole run where there used
Speaker 3: to be big shows. There was always one at seven
Speaker 3: thirty and one at eight to our family. Nightly TV
Speaker 3: time would be dinner at four pm. Wow big afternoon
Speaker 3: four pm, but dinner Way your Farmers.
Speaker 5: Then it would be Wheel of.
Speaker 3: Fortunate at five thirty. News at six, News anywhere.
Speaker 5: In the world is at six?
Speaker 3: Is it you normally have like the national news? Then
Speaker 3: it goes to the opt out to the local news.
Speaker 3: News at six, I hope forever. It's news at six,
Speaker 3: News at six, and then at six point thirty would
Speaker 3: be Home and Away, seven pm, the sitcoms until eight thirty.
Speaker 3: Then it was bedtime, strictly bedtime.
Speaker 4: You're hungry again by that?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Four pm, cheeky dinner. So I have an option when
Speaker 3: you book a restaurant for dinner, is it then it
Speaker 3: starts I think at six o'clock.
Speaker 5: Four o'clock ones Christian may watch.
Speaker 3: This is obviously from well not obviously from Scott from
Speaker 3: a guy bay Watch for Sunday seven thirty pm, Channel ten.
Speaker 3: All right, Oasis tickets? Which language are they singing? Wonderwall
Speaker 3: in end up on the side. Jack was just telling
Speaker 3: me that sometimes people called up to simply tell us
Speaker 3: they don't know.
Speaker 4: I guess any language is I don't know a country
Speaker 4: you never know, rather than I don't know who we
Speaker 4: got here?
Speaker 3: Lee is going to have a go at this. Good morning, Lee, Hi,
Speaker 3: here you go, Christian, I'm good Lee? You big Oasis fan? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Awesome?
Speaker 3: And that's the spirit, Lee, That's what they want is
Speaker 3: more people like you at that gig next year. Now, Lee,
Speaker 3: what do you think that you had the languages which country?
Speaker 4: Norway?
Speaker 3: No, No, it's not indeed, Bugger.
Speaker 5: Lee, thank you very much for your guess.
Speaker 3: I'm quite the sort of age profile I would have
Speaker 3: thought gonna be of that Oasis Jeremy.
Speaker 5: Good morning, morning, morning team, Good morning. So big Oasis fan.
Speaker 12: Huge, huge Christian ever since I came.
Speaker 3: Out and excited about them reunited and coming here next year.
Speaker 5: Yep.
Speaker 10: I can't see how the brothers are going to get on,
Speaker 10: But we'll see, won't we.
Speaker 3: I think there's so much money they will get on.
Speaker 3: Get on stage anyway, separately.
Speaker 4: You don't have to talk to each other.
Speaker 3: No, I've seen them about eight times live. There was
Speaker 3: no intersong banter between them, so just like the old days.
Speaker 5: Jeremy, which language you think wonder Wolves being sung in Italian? No,
Speaker 5: messing Italian?
Speaker 3: It is, Jeremy.
Speaker 5: You're off to see Oasis live.
Speaker 3: Oh the tickets, Yes, before the tickets.
Speaker 5: I'm serious, Jim.
Speaker 3: That's all right, pleasure Now, how did you know it
Speaker 3: was Italian? By the way, because there was no hesitation
Speaker 3: so that you knew.
Speaker 10: A Spanish and Italian degree about thirty years ago.
Speaker 5: Finally paid off, finally paid off.
Speaker 3: The long game.
Speaker 5: One day trust me, kids, this will pay off.
Speaker 3: Is that day. Get the phone well, enjoy your waysis
Speaker 3: next year. I'll see you there, Jeremy, Well done, perfect
Speaker 3: more chances tomorrow morning.
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Speaker 3: I did have something we're going to talk about here,
Speaker 3: but I happened to just see a news story that
Speaker 3: an ape has learned how to use chopsticks, and the
Speaker 3: patronizing headline.
Speaker 5: Was clever ape uses chopsticks.
Speaker 3: Because we're in Australia, that's how they do the TV
Speaker 3: news here in the morning. For people have a mental
Speaker 3: age with three clever ape uses chopstick. They're only incredibly
Speaker 3: advanced animals. But now wait, who's they can have some
Speaker 3: chow maine using wait for it, chopsticks. But Jack was
Speaker 3: just trying to tell me that actually it's very hard
Speaker 3: for something like an ape.
Speaker 4: Yes, I think the stronger you get, like a very
Speaker 4: strong in the primate.
Speaker 5: World, very strong in the primate world.
Speaker 4: As you get more strong, you lose dexterity.
Speaker 3: But what about heavyweight boxer, Yes, I think incredibly dexterous
Speaker 3: to find each other using only their hands. No, that's deflectionulity.
Speaker 4: But you wouldn't have a heavyweight boxer doing surgery, say, because.
Speaker 3: That is very How do you know that there aren't
Speaker 3: surgeons right now getting prepped who are, say, sixteen stone
Speaker 3: and could easily double up as a heavyweight.
Speaker 4: Because I think the more mustly you get, the less
Speaker 4: dexterous you do get. An ape can't hold an egg
Speaker 4: for that reason.
Speaker 5: Why have you sat on that information for six years
Speaker 5: in this studio?
Speaker 3: We could have built a bigger, more successful career around
Speaker 3: that kind of gold up there. Please tell me there's
Speaker 3: more stuff where that came from. How do you even
Speaker 3: know that?
Speaker 4: But I'm pretty sure that's true.
Speaker 3: An ape can't hold an egg because it's too strong,
Speaker 3: and it doesn't it can't be delicate enough to hold
Speaker 3: the egg without crushing it.
Speaker 5: Think about when was the last time you saw an egg?
Speaker 5: Make it up a nice omeli.
Speaker 13: You know what, there's actually not that much stuff on
Speaker 13: the internet about whether or not apes can hold egg.
Speaker 4: I don't have an EDGW keep.
Speaker 3: Diving the other thing we need to then then try
Speaker 3: and get some inquiry going here adjacent to what you're
Speaker 3: talking about that you believe the more muscly you are,
Speaker 3: the less kind of manual digital dexterity you have is
Speaker 3: are there people who do fiddley jobs, say there's a
Speaker 3: seamstress who is the equivalent size and weight effect everywhere boxers. No,
Speaker 3: I'm just saying because there's something about muscular they're being
Speaker 3: two bound by muscles.
Speaker 4: I guess see. People who work in surgeries would know
Speaker 4: if there are muscly surgeons or not, and I don't
Speaker 4: think maybe on TV they are.
Speaker 5: In fact, I can just prove this right now.
Speaker 4: I just realized, No, you're thinking of TV shows.
Speaker 3: No, I'm thinking of the my mother in law, the
Speaker 3: surgeon who is a heart surgeon this country, one of
Speaker 3: the best used to play rugby in Australia.
Speaker 5: I don't believe you, Bill. I'll find out his surname.
Speaker 5: He did Jim and I said.
Speaker 4: He can't have the fine motors.
Speaker 3: He's one of the world's foremost pioneers of this kind
Speaker 3: of heart surgery. He's been doing it for over thirties,
Speaker 3: but in the nineties he was a prop I think
Speaker 3: Bill Hamble Bill Campbell, that's doctor Bill Campbell. And I
Speaker 3: had to go and see him a couple of weeks
Speaker 3: ago with my wife to talk about other reasons why
Speaker 3: I don't need to get into it.
Speaker 4: But he actually performed the surgery.
Speaker 3: Yes, he had those glasses that have those little sort
Speaker 3: of eye things attached to front of them. And as
Speaker 3: he sat down, I didn't know he was a rugby
Speaker 3: legend then, right, but he was so big, six seven
Speaker 3: he was. He came in. I've met surgeon before.
Speaker 5: They've got like very danger like penis fingers. Yes, this guy.
Speaker 5: I even said to my wife after, was you ever
Speaker 5: seen a surgeon of that big? Is he ripping open
Speaker 5: their hearts?
Speaker 3: Which is his hand? He doesn't, He doesn't use to selling.
Speaker 3: Just punching your heart, smashing it then punching it back
Speaker 3: into your chest.
Speaker 4: You would think he needs to be nimble to navigate
Speaker 4: through a small little slat or get around the organ.
Speaker 3: So we were leaving and that I googled his name. He
Speaker 3: should have used to play as a prop for Australian
Speaker 3: very successful international rugby player.
Speaker 4: Okay, staying correct, Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: The closest We've got so far to speaking to someone
Speaker 3: that works at the zoo is a lady that called
Speaker 3: in that rio spoke to who doesn't work for the zoo,
Speaker 3: but once went to one ive been choking pass. Did
Speaker 3: you know grillas and big apes can leap around thirty
Speaker 3: feet that's nine meters at one time.
Speaker 5: That is huge, that's huge.
Speaker 3: What could you leap two feet? No?
Speaker 4: No more than that. I could go three minutes.
Speaker 3: You could go thirty meters. No, I don't think you
Speaker 3: do it.
Speaker 4: In the Olympics they jumped seven or eight meters. Yeah,
Speaker 4: but they're trained like from a young a half of that.
Speaker 3: No, No, no, I think you'd be surprised.
Speaker 5: Now you've got some eight facts you found for us.
Speaker 4: Can you believe this? A gorilla's strength is estimated to
Speaker 4: be ten times greater than their total body weight, meaning
Speaker 4: a full grown silver back gorilla can carry one thousand,
Speaker 4: eight hundred kilograms.
Speaker 5: But that's a ton.
Speaker 4: That's huge, huge a ton. It's like picking up a car.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I think an suv is like eight
Speaker 3: hundred to one thousand kilos.
Speaker 5: That's a ton.
Speaker 4: How much suv way? Exactly sixteen hundred? So they could
Speaker 4: they could pick up a full size suv?
Speaker 5: Oh my god? So wait they can pick up a car.
Speaker 3: Yes, then why are we using this more for like
Speaker 3: game shows?
Speaker 5: Beat the ape?
Speaker 3: You know you could get like the well's eight strongest
Speaker 3: people right to take on eight apes and who's stronger.
Speaker 4: Well, the apes are gonna win obviously. Yeah, even eight
Speaker 4: people versus one eight will be a challenge.
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Speaker 3: Christian humans have an opposable thumb, which means they can
Speaker 3: pick up things using a pinser grip. If you look
Speaker 3: at your hand, play some flat on the table, your
Speaker 3: fingers points up, but your thumb points across your palm.
Speaker 3: Monkeys and apes don't have this, hence they don't have
Speaker 3: the dexterity and would break things like an egg. It's
Speaker 3: nothing to do with their muscles. Try picking up a
Speaker 3: piece of paper using any fingers. That's how an ape
Speaker 3: feels easy. You're my god, he's smart than an ache.
Speaker 5: Put down the posters alight.
Speaker 3: Pitching in the kitchen? What injured you in your kitchen?
Speaker 3: When looking of your stories of kitchen injuries after this week,
Speaker 3: I was slashed at the horror movie was by a
Speaker 3: spiralizer Jojo, I spray my wrist mashing spuds. Lezzie slipped
Speaker 3: on top of wre I slipped on a tupperwar lid
Speaker 3: dissiccated my knee, Bridget, I got my fingers stuck between
Speaker 3: the beatas on my mother's some beam mixed master, Oh
Speaker 3: my god, no opposable for you. Oh, oh my god,
Speaker 3: those beatas on the on your mum's sun be mixed master, Bridget,
Speaker 3: Thank you very much. Joy dropped a dinner plate, was
Speaker 3: dropped horizontally and fractured my big toe.
Speaker 5: What are the arts and what do they?
Speaker 12: Just?
Speaker 5: Little spin kempy.
Speaker 3: I slipped on an ice cube and dissiccated my knee
Speaker 3: tripping an ambo and a reconstruction job still greeve me
Speaker 3: today as I'm awaiting knee replacement operation number two, all
Speaker 3: for one ice cube. Christian, we don't have electric kettles
Speaker 3: in America?
Speaker 5: Is that right?
Speaker 4: Bianco and her family was shocked to learn of the electric.
Speaker 5: What do they have they have that instant?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I guess they just warming up on the stove.
Speaker 5: Hang on, you've got a microphone there, please try using it.
Speaker 4: It's actually gross.
Speaker 13: Americans get a mug of tat water with a tea
Speaker 13: bag and put it in the microwave.
Speaker 4: They're sickos.
Speaker 3: Hang on, producing Witney's got a hand up it's all
Speaker 3: kicking off the day about the Americans and no kettle, Whitney,
Speaker 3: what can.
Speaker 5: You tell us?
Speaker 8: I just went to the States in December and I
Speaker 8: was in a hotel and I asked if I could
Speaker 8: get a kettle, and he looked at me and he
Speaker 8: had absolutely no idea what I was talking about, and
Speaker 8: then proceeded to say I could buy a bottle of
Speaker 8: water and put it in the microwaves.
Speaker 3: How can this be America? It's such an advance or
Speaker 3: service culture. At least there is that right, just stick
Speaker 3: in the microwave.
Speaker 4: They don't drink a lot of tea.
Speaker 2: They have copymakers in the hotel rooms.
Speaker 3: Oh, I did not know any of this. I'll carry
Speaker 3: on Christian. We don't have electric kettles in America. So
Speaker 3: but it was a learning curve when I moved to Melbourne.
Speaker 3: Pushed the buttons down, this up the tap, turn it on. Wait, Pauline.
Speaker 3: When I was young, there was a long hair versus
Speaker 3: electric beatered incident where I Ain't got trapped in.
Speaker 5: My hair, got wound around the beaters.
Speaker 3: And start that they had to cut and trim my
Speaker 3: hair while she had been grown out for months. Donna
Speaker 3: sliced my finger down the side using a mandolin cutter.
Speaker 3: Had to throw it out because once they taste blood,
Speaker 3: they want more. I'm wired about the spiralizer now. Me
Speaker 3: and my brother run loaded and the dishwasher as kids.
Speaker 3: He threw bread and butter knife at me. I caught
Speaker 3: it in the actual in my hand. It went through
Speaker 3: my hand.
Speaker 5: Oh all right, let's go to Jade here.
Speaker 3: Morning Jade, good morning, All right, bitching in the kitchen.
Speaker 3: What injured you in the kitchen.
Speaker 9: Jane, I wasn't me, It was my sister. So she
Speaker 9: wanted to toast the marshmallows. So she managed to find a
Speaker 9: fork and went over the gas hotplate, toasted the marshmallow
Speaker 9: and then proceeded to eat it, not realizing that the
Speaker 9: fork was red hot. And she singed her bottom lip
Speaker 9: with the Oh remember the sound the sound of the
Speaker 9: fork on her lip. So, yeah, we learned a big
Speaker 9: lesson that day. And yeah, did some damage to her
Speaker 9: bottom lip.
Speaker 5: Wow, that's an incredible story.
Speaker 3: Jade, Jay, thank you very much. She cool, Thank you
Speaker 3: all right. Nine four one four one o four three
Speaker 3: Your kitchen injury stories.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Christian in Hawaii. No kettle there either. We're on holiday.
Speaker 3: We want to make a cup of tea. We ran
Speaker 3: the water through the pod coffee machine. Perfect, well done.
Speaker 5: We're dealing with an Australian mcgiver. Several hats off.
Speaker 3: We're looking for your stories about injuries in the kitchen
Speaker 3: today on nine four one four one four three. Patsy
Speaker 3: Jackie boys dropping some big truth bombs today. So how
Speaker 3: phatsy about the watersh power they've got in America?
Speaker 4: Yeah? They then they don't even have the power to
Speaker 4: kettles in the US because we got two forty vaults here,
Speaker 4: they only got one twenty coming out in their sockey.
Speaker 6: Is that why when I plugged my hair dryer in
Speaker 6: over there, it's barely like a.
Speaker 4: Was it weak?
Speaker 3: Yep?
Speaker 2: Yes, took ages to dray my weak power.
Speaker 3: Did you take your hair dry with your arm?
Speaker 5: I did?
Speaker 2: It goes everywhere I go?
Speaker 3: What's some sort of special lady brawn whether I just
Speaker 3: love it? And but they have hair dryers there, Americans
Speaker 3: have hair.
Speaker 2: Good head at the hotel they're just like.
Speaker 3: You're right, those hotel ones that are sort of plugged
Speaker 3: into the wall, they're like really tiny as well. They
Speaker 3: don't want to use it. All that's hidden in a
Speaker 3: drawer somewhere. You're going to go and play hide and
Speaker 3: seek to go and find it. Isn't that mysterious bag?
Speaker 3: All right? Lara?
Speaker 5: Good morning, Lara, Good morning.
Speaker 3: Now, Lara, what injured you in the kitchen?
Speaker 11: I had a newborn baby. I had a saucepan in
Speaker 11: the oven. It was all steel, and it was in
Speaker 11: there for forty five minutes, and it was time for
Speaker 11: it to come out with all the food. I put
Speaker 11: the oven mit on my right hand, use the oven
Speaker 11: mit to open the oven door, and then use my
Speaker 11: there left hand to grab a hold of assortment and
Speaker 11: call it out. Oh my God, held on to it
Speaker 11: for a good fifteen seconds before my brain registered in
Speaker 11: my sweep deprivation that I'm holding onto something hot, and
Speaker 11: then had to have it under cold running water. So
Speaker 11: there's my husband driving me desperately to the hospital. We
Speaker 11: are with me in a bucket of water, sloshing around
Speaker 11: trying to keep the water.
Speaker 5: Laugh because we can only just imagine the pain you ring.
Speaker 11: I was shocking. It was excrucia.
Speaker 3: So you must have actually you must have taken a
Speaker 3: couple of lays of skin off.
Speaker 11: No, yeah, yeah, it got fresh new baby skin on
Speaker 11: the hand.
Speaker 3: Just let your baby, you can bond who is young
Speaker 3: or baby? Do you know what that that in a snapshot?
Speaker 3: If people want to know what it's like to be
Speaker 3: a mum in those early couple of months where you're
Speaker 3: beyond any kind of tiredness, it's that where you actually,
Speaker 3: for fifteen seconds, is being burnt off your hand and
Speaker 3: you still don't think there's summing up here.
Speaker 4: Something's not right, But I can't put my finger on it.
Speaker 3: And I'm so tired and I'm so burning right now. Lara,
Speaker 3: incredible story. Thank you very much to give.
Speaker 5: Us a call. Thank you, Stacy.
Speaker 3: Come on in, Stacy, Hi, guys, Welcome.
Speaker 5: To the show. Stacey. What injured you in the kitchen?
Speaker 14: I sat on a knife?
Speaker 16: Yeah, I sat on my lunch box which had a
Speaker 16: stake knife in it, and I went into my back
Speaker 16: teak and I had to have three stitches.
Speaker 5: So did someone have to put it out? Do you
Speaker 5: have to put it out of your own backside?
Speaker 14: I didn't even realize.
Speaker 16: I thought I just sat on something like I just
Speaker 16: thought i'd hurt, like hit myself on a corner of
Speaker 16: like the table or something, and I didn't realize that.
Speaker 16: My husband's like, what's wrong with your butt?
Speaker 5: Show coaches? You're marriage state night sticking out of it.
Speaker 5: Maybe he's got.
Speaker 14: Back half the nice sports and in my butt, but
Speaker 14: it was on my butt cheek, Am I gotta know?
Speaker 16: And then I looked at I'm a.
Speaker 14: Nurse, so I was like, wow, that's good to these ditches.
Speaker 16: So I had to hang my head in shame and
Speaker 16: go to the local.
Speaker 14: And they're like, how did you do this?
Speaker 3: And my got I want to tell you sat on
Speaker 3: a lunchbox at my state.
Speaker 9: My husband still.
Speaker 16: Pulls out the lunchbox and says to my kids, this
Speaker 16: is where mom sat on the nighte guys.
Speaker 3: Those stories just get better every year and then they
Speaker 3: get polished up. There's kind of become family myths and legends,
Speaker 3: don't they, which is a thing. You know.
Speaker 5: Stacy, great story, Thank you very much for sharing. Have
Speaker 5: a good day. Do we think we get more stories tomorrow?
Speaker 5: And what did you sit on?
Speaker 3: Because I've got one, but I want to share it
Speaker 3: for tomorrow. I want other people's stories of things that
Speaker 3: you've sat on. Bank that for tomorrow. Team on Friday. Okay,
Speaker 3: let's get it. Jerry here bitching in the kitchen about
Speaker 3: kitchen injuries this morning on the show Morning Jerry, how
Speaker 3: are you? Yeah? That's a lovely jess. Now, Jerry, what
Speaker 3: injured you in the kitchen?
Speaker 12: I wasn't made with my mother, my late mother years
Speaker 12: ago she opened a freezer to get some chicken out,
Speaker 12: and the chicken pell down on a big toe and
Speaker 12: brag hote, and I had to take her to hospital.
Speaker 12: She broke her toe with ready frozen chicken.
Speaker 3: Can't make this stuff up, like our friend Gerald said,
Speaker 3: lovely Jerry, thank you very much? You cool?
Speaker 4: How a thank you?
Speaker 5: I didn't need that one.
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Speaker 3: It's time towards more me chacking past to take each
Speaker 3: other on. In the name game, as in his How
Speaker 3: It Works?
Speaker 5: Do you have a name that's a pain?
Speaker 17: A name you always need to explain well with man?
Speaker 18: My name as in game, My surname as in Rabbit
Speaker 18: Touch Funny here, Yes, Jackie Boy wold Ard call it too.
Speaker 5: My first name is as in The Tricks No Graham
Speaker 5: Inch Ruler.
Speaker 9: Yes, surname as in pastoring Whales.
Speaker 2: Orca Moby Dick.
Speaker 5: Excuse me, pop, that's how to play my name is
Speaker 5: in game, which forgot about nag dig.
Speaker 4: That was as in Moby Dick, gotcha?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, all.
Speaker 5: Right, now we're all up to speak. That's how the
Speaker 5: game works.
Speaker 3: You call in me, Jack and Bass, take each other
Speaker 3: and try to work backwards from the clue. That one
Speaker 3: line explanation you always give to people if you've got
Speaker 3: one of those tricky names. Nine four one four one
Speaker 3: O four three. We obviously don't know as you as
Speaker 3: well as you're coming on the on air to play.
Speaker 3: I don't know your names because they don't label up
Speaker 3: like we normally do, so we simply he played caller one, two,
Speaker 3: three and four Caller one, Welcome to the Name Game.
Speaker 3: Good morning.
Speaker 5: So my surname, money and brand of car cash cash, no,
Speaker 5: what's right? Money and brand of car, brand of car dollar.
Speaker 4: Holding, no.
Speaker 5: Rolls, Royce, no rolling in it.
Speaker 4: You know what what country does the car maker?
Speaker 12: From?
Speaker 5: All over multi nationally, mainly America.
Speaker 4: I would say Dodge, no, but you gotta put them
Speaker 4: the money beIN.
Speaker 5: She's a tax do Money's going to say.
Speaker 4: No, sent Chrysler, So this is hard American Jeap No, Chevrolet.
Speaker 5: Nope, two words. That's my hint. Together as one word.
Speaker 3: Oh no, we're out of time. Who are you?
Speaker 11: Okay?
Speaker 12: So my surname is shilling Ford.
Speaker 5: English shilling Yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 4: Is it old money yeah, current current day money.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Then we would have really got it super quick.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much for me in the first one,
Speaker 3: the Swallow. Thanks according in take care bye, all right,
Speaker 3: we played part two next off the bon Jovi Living
Speaker 3: on a Prayer Now thirteen minutes past eight, Christian O'Connell's
Speaker 3: show on Gold. We're going to play part two of
Speaker 3: the name game, as in next.
Speaker 17: The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast, Part two of the Name Game,
Speaker 17: as in if you've got one of those tricky names
Speaker 17: and you're so used to giving people a c as
Speaker 17: into how to spell your name, we turn that into
Speaker 17: a game.
Speaker 5: You give us a clue, we try and guess what
Speaker 5: your name is. All right, let's go to cooler or.
Speaker 9: Caller one, Hi, my name is as in how do
Speaker 9: you solve a problem like Maria puzzle exactly, a nice
Speaker 9: easy one.
Speaker 5: This is an inside job. You two know each other
Speaker 5: the sound of music.
Speaker 2: How do you solve the problem like very young.
Speaker 3: Never would have got that great skills instant they get
Speaker 3: there from Patsy.
Speaker 5: Well done.
Speaker 1: I once met a girl called Maria.
Speaker 12: Maria.
Speaker 5: Okay, wrap it up with Maria banter Maria, thank you
Speaker 5: very much.
Speaker 1: You have a great day.
Speaker 3: Any you please caller too?
Speaker 5: Good morning, Hello, good morning. My surname as in ak Crown,
Speaker 5: No blag, no win resorts, no place, Ocean's eleven turned over, No.
Speaker 4: Pokeys, black jack, go go with the pokey, go with.
Speaker 5: Casino.
Speaker 4: That was our clue.
Speaker 5: I was trying to catch her out. I was just
Speaker 5: drink in a book.
Speaker 2: Royal one arm bandit.
Speaker 5: No, I can do one.
Speaker 10: Non money.
Speaker 16: Let's go with the money.
Speaker 3: So the mummy, We're off to Egypt. No money. What
Speaker 3: do you do?
Speaker 14: Get it or lose it?
Speaker 5: W Wind resorts?
Speaker 9: It's close.
Speaker 3: What did you just say, Wind Resort?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 15: No, no, do with a casino?
Speaker 3: Gamble, Gamble, gamble? Wow?
Speaker 5: Is that your surname? Gamble? Gotcha?
Speaker 3: Great morning?
Speaker 16: Gamble again?
Speaker 5: Yeah, gotcha. Never be heavy this time the morning. But anyway,
Speaker 5: by the middle of the school run, thank you, namer.
Speaker 3: She called missus gamble no miss miss miss miss miss
Speaker 3: miss miss right, gotcha, gotcha, I bet.
Speaker 1: Wrong, may live longer.
Speaker 16: It's not marrying me.
Speaker 3: It wasn't a proposal. Okay, let's go to what is
Speaker 3: going on with them today. Let's start with Maria men
Speaker 3: live long.
Speaker 4: She's obsessed with death, missus gamble, alright.
Speaker 3: Call her three.
Speaker 5: Good morning, Welcome to the name game.
Speaker 11: Good morning. More.
Speaker 12: Mona is top of.
Speaker 7: Car, Not this again, Toyota, Olden, Chrysler Reno, Nissan, Holden
Speaker 7: high LUs, Toyota Hyun style of a car.
Speaker 5: Bag s U Vagon.
Speaker 4: Ute convertible, no.
Speaker 3: Style hybrid, electric diesel, central power, crank shaft, foot pedal like.
Speaker 4: On the flu.
Speaker 2: Can we have another clue?
Speaker 12: Chickens live in it?
Speaker 5: Oh go gotcha? All right, So what's your full name?
Speaker 3: David?
Speaker 5: You can't be David. Name Bond James Bond, love it
Speaker 5: David Coop? All right, this guy who call her for.
Speaker 3: Live Long, I don't understand it. It's going to stay
Speaker 3: with me all days. You hear what what what she's saying?
Speaker 5: What's she ever?
Speaker 3: Already there?
Speaker 5: It's like Tyler in the fight Club.
Speaker 3: We didn't make her up. Call her four. Welcome to
Speaker 3: the name.
Speaker 5: Game, as in.
Speaker 9: Surname, as in the chef.
Speaker 5: Ramsey on fire.
Speaker 2: No relation, No, but I pretend he's my uncle.
Speaker 3: And what advanceage does that get you? By the word
Speaker 3: you get thrown out of a restaurant? Basically, I think
Speaker 3: these days?
Speaker 5: And what is your full name?
Speaker 9: Nicola Ramsey was an I Sottish in the English?
Speaker 5: Gotcha?
Speaker 3: No, Nice to have that cleared up in case you
Speaker 3: have a card again, I'd had it to be any
Speaker 3: kind of misunderst and you're seeing between me and you
Speaker 3: all right?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 5: Four four four three David.
Speaker 1: The Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: An hour and a half ago, Jack randomly dropped a
Speaker 3: fact that big apes and gorillas can't handle legs, completely
Speaker 3: blindside of me, and I had to dedicate half an
Speaker 3: hour to trying to unpick this fat like you would
Speaker 3: if you had a breakfast show. And we didn't really
Speaker 3: get any clear resolution with him. And we've been trying
Speaker 3: various zoo contacts. We now have a man online, Ben
Speaker 3: live from near your neck of the woods. Patsy were
Speaker 3: abe zoo. Good morning, Ben, good morning.
Speaker 10: Here are you going?
Speaker 3: Now? What do you normally look after at where a
Speaker 3: be zoo?
Speaker 10: So my team looks after primarily primates and carnivores. So
Speaker 10: I'm very fortunate enough to look after three beautiful silverback
Speaker 10: male gorillas.
Speaker 5: Now, I've seen silver bags up close before. They are huge,
Speaker 5: aren't they.
Speaker 10: They're just incredible, Like, yeah, it kind of takes your
Speaker 10: breath away when you're face to face with a with
Speaker 10: a silverback gorilla.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you're too much. We have to go in
Speaker 3: near them.
Speaker 4: We go near them.
Speaker 10: We never go in the enclosure to their dens, but
Speaker 10: we're face to face through some very thick metal. But
Speaker 10: we do interact with them and train them and very
Speaker 10: very close.
Speaker 11: Yes.
Speaker 5: Wow, okay, so what can you tell us them?
Speaker 3: So Jack on the show, Ben was saying how because
Speaker 3: of the lack of an opposable or whatever reasons, they
Speaker 3: got too much muscle and power in them that they
Speaker 3: can't they would crush an egg. They would be able
Speaker 3: to just handle an egg and pick it up.
Speaker 10: Unfortunately, I'm going to have to disagree with what version
Speaker 10: they have opposable thumbs. It's something that tapes evolved to
Speaker 10: have to be able to grasp branches and eat the
Speaker 10: food that they eat.
Speaker 3: Otherwise, how they swinging from the trees and that.
Speaker 10: Yeah, exactly, so they about the posable thumbs.
Speaker 4: I did say that they were too strong that they
Speaker 4: couldn't pick up a delicate egg.
Speaker 5: Yes, so they can, Ben and Ben, have you seen
Speaker 5: this with your own seen it?
Speaker 10: Okay, so we haven't given them a raw egg. Okay,
Speaker 10: so I'm sort of I'm assuming that they can.
Speaker 4: But if you're give them a heart old egg, that's
Speaker 4: a different thing. Yeah, you're less.
Speaker 10: Definitely. But the closest thing I can relate to that
Speaker 10: is probably grapes. Right, So they absolutely love grapes. They're
Speaker 10: like a little round.
Speaker 4: That's a good point.
Speaker 10: We give them grapes and they'll literally roll them around
Speaker 10: in their fingers. They'll investigate them, they'll take little bites
Speaker 10: from them, or they'll just stuff for like twenty in
Speaker 10: their mouth at a time, depending which gorilla it is.
Speaker 10: But you know, when we change it from a green
Speaker 10: grape to a big red one, Let's say they get
Speaker 10: a little bit suspicious and they're like, how have you
Speaker 10: put some medication in that? So they'll literally investigate it.
Speaker 10: They'll roll it around, they'll take a little nibble out
Speaker 10: of it, make sure it doesn't explode with medication or whatever,
Speaker 10: and then okay, it's safe.
Speaker 18: We want.
Speaker 5: With his magic grapes.
Speaker 10: Easy to lose their trust for the tiny little change.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and what else. What other surprise in facts can
Speaker 5: you tell us about the apes and the primates?
Speaker 10: I mean, you know, tool use is something that it's
Speaker 10: pretty well known. Like these guys they can create tools
Speaker 10: using their hands. So we give them a giant stick,
Speaker 10: they'll whittle it down to a tiny little I think
Speaker 10: you guys were talking about chopsticks or something else, you know,
Speaker 10: totally easy for them to do. We actually give them
Speaker 10: puzzles they sit on the outside that they can't actually
Speaker 10: reach their food. And they'll actually fashion the tool, even
Speaker 10: sometimes with a hook on the end to be able
Speaker 10: to like put the sticks through machine.
Speaker 3: I'd be very careful, and I wonder if you won't
Speaker 3: get in that they'd be wigging you down bench to
Speaker 3: a tool.
Speaker 10: I tell you, every time I leave the exhibit, a
Speaker 10: triple check that I haven't left my multi tool.
Speaker 5: They're stashing on one day. But they're going to make
Speaker 5: the big breakouts.
Speaker 4: And Betty, is it true they're strong enough to pick
Speaker 4: up a car? Is the other thing we learned?
Speaker 10: Oh that wouldn't surprise me at all. Like we've got
Speaker 10: giant tractor tires that will have like seven or eight
Speaker 10: people try and lift, or we'll just get their works
Speaker 10: team to use a front end loader and they'll literally
Speaker 10: just pick it up and roll it around. So we
Speaker 10: can't even put that out there half the time. It
Speaker 10: has to be secured. So just like anything you can
Speaker 10: think of, probably more, it's just incredible watching them in action.
Speaker 5: Now tell me this. You know the puzzles you give them,
Speaker 5: So what are you talking like a five hundred piece
Speaker 5: one or once it gets over twenty pieces, I'm out. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I just I've been struggling for a while.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 10: Look, if you want them to destroy it, totally, but
Speaker 10: this is like like a wooden platform with some obstacles
Speaker 10: in the way, and they've got to work things around
Speaker 10: the obstacles. You get them.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's not the corners first, not the humans do.
Speaker 10: Yeah, they'll do paintings that look quite similar to be honest.
Speaker 10: So you know, they're just incredible.
Speaker 3: You should do an exhibition. Yeah, you should do an
Speaker 3: our exhibition, Glidda aren't.
Speaker 10: Yeah, we've got them hanging up around the zoo. Yeah,
Speaker 10: all of our zoo keepers. I've got three or four
Speaker 10: paintings in our house that are they're done by gorillas
Speaker 10: and other animals.
Speaker 5: It's it's a great.
Speaker 3: Next Peace can we give that way on the show.
Speaker 3: I'd love to give away some gorilla art.
Speaker 10: What a great price totally you guys want to come in,
Speaker 10: We'll make one for you.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much, hey Ben, thank you very much
Speaker 3: for freeing up some time and a check out where
Speaker 3: abee open rain Zoo Ben, Thank you very much.
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Speaker 4: I do you like a cap?
Speaker 3: We got?
Speaker 5: We're looking for your hat movies.
Speaker 4: Do you own any caps? I've never seen you in
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Speaker 5: In my brief for Rachel.
Speaker 3: To learn golf, you have to have a vias or
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Speaker 3: but has provided me with a totally unnecessarily unhelpful top
Speaker 3: five most famous hats throughout history.
Speaker 5: But he put some work into it. I think I
Speaker 5: saw you.
Speaker 3: Actually checking this over fact checking it before the show today.
Speaker 5: Ned Kelly's metal helmets famous one of history, isn't it?
Speaker 12: Is it? No?
Speaker 3: Patsy's right, it's a metal helmet. Abraham Lincoln's stovepipe hat.
Speaker 3: Lincoln was six foot four tools, so when he donned
Speaker 3: his h inch stovepipe he looked huge.
Speaker 5: Used to keep his papers and speeches touched inside of it.
Speaker 3: I have sandwiches in there as well. My lunch doubles
Speaker 3: up as a lunchbox Forrell Williams for Dora. Cannot be
Speaker 3: above Abe Lincoln or even Ned Kelly. Winton. Churchill's homburg
Speaker 3: is up there at number two and then number one.
Speaker 3: What do you think the most iconic hat in history?
Speaker 4: Noddy's pointy harp?
Speaker 2: Now it's say Napoleon.
Speaker 3: Noddy.
Speaker 5: Famous hats in history?
Speaker 3: Let me go New Kelly, Abraham Lincoln, Churchill, who saved
Speaker 3: the world from Hitler.
Speaker 5: Probably not, he would be above.
Speaker 3: Kids Carton, napoleonspike or body now Gordon. That is a
Speaker 3: historical character and a half you'll learn about one day
Speaker 3: in school and.
Speaker 5: One of the greats of history. Shade that Lincoln. All right, your.
Speaker 3: Hat movies, hat movies, the big La Bola scheme, silpus.
Speaker 3: Oh we love mister Bean's Holiday all the physical comedy
Speaker 3: and pratfalls.
Speaker 5: Mister Beani's holiday weekend at Berets, Silverny Berets.
Speaker 3: I know what you did last, sombrero God? And what's that?
Speaker 5: What's the peak of a baseball cap called chat?
Speaker 3: What is that?
Speaker 5: The brim mission brim possible?
Speaker 3: You say, back and forth?
Speaker 5: And I kick in top right handk on over the
Speaker 5: new stores.
Speaker 3: Cause, Jackie boy, what.
Speaker 4: Have you got meet the truckers? Truckers a trucking cap.
Speaker 3: Never heard of that?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you guys, haven't Where have you been living?
Speaker 4: You've never heard of a trucking cap. The track cap
Speaker 4: is a baseball cap, but with the mesh background.
Speaker 5: Magnum used to have one. I call that the Magnum hat.
Speaker 4: It's called a tracker.
Speaker 5: Right there you go, Silver hot Fez hot fares, very good, gold.
Speaker 4: Helmet and Louise God pass an American pork pie.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, pork pie is a hat?
Speaker 4: Thank you?
Speaker 5: It's not really, it's not the reaction, is it.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you don't go and see a stand up
Speaker 3: special and they're not that big closer.
Speaker 4: Yeah, see what you've done actually correct.
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Speaker 3: Podcast, Christian, we've covered a lot of random brown even
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Speaker 5: Show today, the ape stuff the eck. Alright, so we're
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Speaker 3: Your hat movies best in show after see you be
Speaker 3: fourteen next week?
Speaker 5: You ready to mark?
Speaker 3: Let's go you me trill b silvera any given Sunday
Speaker 3: driver's hat?
Speaker 4: What is a Sunday driver?
Speaker 3: They do have that.
Speaker 5: Like a port pile trip at the old time, don't they.
Speaker 5: I tried Richard Eat Bray Love Gold.
Speaker 3: That's very good.
Speaker 5: Caine the Pheasant of Furious Silver Gold I Dream of Beanie.
Speaker 3: Is also very good. Word on Janet the Girl Next
Speaker 3: for Dora Gold, Kathleena Calf Doffenheimer, you know you're dropping
Speaker 3: the cap cap Doffenheimer World, Josh Cavanah finding for Dora
Speaker 3: Silver hard hat down, Bronze throw Pana Mar from the
Speaker 3: train that Mar throw Pa, Yeah yeah.
Speaker 4: Panama hat.
Speaker 5: Very good, yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: Silver the Bowler Express Silver Free Tribe, Broughton's Capa Blanca,
Speaker 3: Gold Mad, I'm Scotty Kappenheimer, Silver Kubra, know what you
Speaker 3: did last summer?
Speaker 2: We love a Kubra, Silver sound a Dragon Jack like
Speaker 2: the Coubra.
Speaker 4: Didn't like the tie into the film.
Speaker 5: The Cat in the Sorting Hat O.
Speaker 4: Hat Movie, Bronze.
Speaker 5: Ten things I hate about.
Speaker 4: You for you know they forced Mike Myers to do
Speaker 4: the Cat in the Hat movie. Yeah, he was making
Speaker 4: another movie with the studio I forget what studio it was,
Speaker 4: and it fell apart and he said, I'm not working
Speaker 4: on anymore and they said, okay, well then you have
Speaker 4: to do cap'n.
Speaker 3: Wow Wow, poor guy, Fez Buler's Day Off, Gold, Top
Speaker 3: Hat Gun, Silver, Beanie the Poop Winnie the Cornel Beanie.
Speaker 3: I love it in that forest Ashdown Forest Jackie Boy,
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Speaker 3: we were just talking about kitchen injuries from Stacey, I sat.
Speaker 16: On my lunch box which had a stake knife in it,
Speaker 16: and I went into my back teake and I had
Speaker 16: to have three stitches.
Speaker 3: What did you sit on? I'm looking for stories about
Speaker 3: what you have sat on? Do any of us I
Speaker 3: have a story about something I have sat on? Chack,
Speaker 3: do you have one ready for tomorrow? I haven't four hours.
Speaker 3: Something strange. Go on your family group chat. Your mum
Speaker 3: might have a story about something you sat on, Patsy.
Speaker 4: No, I'll find you something by tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, And if you do want to get
Speaker 3: ready for tomorrow's big phone in what have you sat on?
Speaker 3: Email me?
Speaker 5: It's going to get busy, it's going to get Down't be.
Speaker 3: Bringing up tomorrow. You want me to get through. It's
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