WEBVTT - FULL SHOW: US Forces 0:00:05.240 --> 0:00:05.720 Ready, Jim? 0:00:05.780 --> 0:00:10.200 Everybody online. 0:00:10.980 --> 0:00:12.620 The Jonesy and Amanda Show. 0:00:12.640 --> 0:00:13.640 Gorgeous Amanda. 0:00:13.680 --> 0:00:15.930 Mistress Amanda is delivering discipline. 0:00:16.030 --> 0:00:17.680 It hurts, but someone's got to do it. 0:00:17.730 --> 0:00:19.790 Bad Amanda, bad, bad Amanda. 0:00:19.829 --> 0:00:21.049 All right, I've got to see Jonesy. 0:00:21.110 --> 0:00:22.950 And the virile Jonesy. 0:00:22.989 --> 0:00:23.530 What a creep. 0:00:23.550 --> 0:00:26.310 I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot. 0:00:26.329 --> 0:00:28.500 Stay in school and learn school. 0:00:28.900 --> 0:00:30.819 Yeah, okay. Out of the way, Toby. 0:00:30.860 --> 0:00:33.700 Jonesy and Amanda, those are names that you will never forget. 0:00:33.740 --> 0:00:34.040 Bitch. 0:00:35.720 --> 0:00:36.640 Fri-yay, friendy. 0:00:36.880 --> 0:00:37.740 Hi, how are you? 0:00:37.900 --> 0:00:40.720 I am doing all right. I'm great. All the better 0:00:40.740 --> 0:00:43.050 for seeing your smiling dial in the studio. 0:00:43.060 --> 0:00:44.170 What are your plans for the weekend? 0:00:44.190 --> 0:00:45.890 Oh, well, my wife's birthday on Sunday. 0:00:46.070 --> 0:00:47.880 What's happening? Going out? 0:00:47.909 --> 0:00:50.130 All sorted. The gift is sorted. My daughter's going to 0:00:50.170 --> 0:00:51.410 make spaghetti vongole. 0:00:52.450 --> 0:00:53.760 She made that last time, didn't she? 0:00:53.800 --> 0:00:55.590 Yeah, Helen likes the spaghetti vongole. 0:00:55.620 --> 0:00:57.880 Is it vongole? I don't eat them, so I don't know. 0:00:57.900 --> 0:00:58.520 Are they pippies? 0:00:58.580 --> 0:01:01.020 Are they pippies? Yeah, they're pippies or some muscly thing 0:01:01.040 --> 0:01:02.260 in a pasta. 0:01:02.600 --> 0:01:04.780 But you've got a big group coming over. How can 0:01:04.800 --> 0:01:05.649 you make enough of it? 0:01:06.520 --> 0:01:08.920 It's pretty easy. The Italians, they know how to cook 0:01:08.940 --> 0:01:09.720 for a lot of people. 0:01:09.940 --> 0:01:11.920 I guess so. Do you all get enough vongoles? 0:01:12.060 --> 0:01:13.740 Oh, there's a lot of vongole. And the beauty of 0:01:13.760 --> 0:01:15.240 it is because you get pasta, you pan it out 0:01:15.260 --> 0:01:17.550 with the pasta. And you don't want too many pippies 0:01:17.830 --> 0:01:21.380 slash mussels, I think, It is pippies, isn't it? Because 0:01:21.400 --> 0:01:22.220 the muscles are too big. 0:01:22.319 --> 0:01:24.280 And are they in the shell when they're served up 0:01:24.319 --> 0:01:24.540 to you? 0:01:24.900 --> 0:01:26.460 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:01:26.700 --> 0:01:27.380 Sounds like a lot of work to me. 0:01:27.380 --> 0:01:28.380 Have you ever gone pippying? 0:01:29.200 --> 0:01:30.220 I'm not a pippy person. 0:01:30.319 --> 0:01:30.800 You walk. 0:01:31.580 --> 0:01:32.620 I'm a pippy longstocking. 0:01:33.670 --> 0:01:35.090 You walk along the beach and you do a little 0:01:35.130 --> 0:01:36.250 bit of a boogie with your feet. 0:01:36.350 --> 0:01:36.809 Yeah. 0:01:36.850 --> 0:01:37.750 And you pick out the pippies. 0:01:37.770 --> 0:01:38.810 Yeah, you pick out a boogie. 0:01:38.930 --> 0:01:41.390 I remember when I was a kid, we went on holidays. 0:01:41.740 --> 0:01:43.020 And I got a bunch of pippies and put them 0:01:43.040 --> 0:01:45.420 in a jar, put the lid on the jar. And 0:01:45.470 --> 0:01:47.990 I thought I'd keep them as a display, you know, 0:01:48.310 --> 0:01:50.350 like you see in museums. 0:01:50.370 --> 0:01:51.450 They pretty much killed them. 0:01:51.650 --> 0:01:55.090 Well, what happened was because the jar was sealed, the 0:01:55.170 --> 0:01:59.880 pippies became, they almost like fermented. They obviously died. 0:02:00.610 --> 0:02:01.850 You make kombucha out of them. 0:02:01.890 --> 0:02:04.460 And then there was this, like I could hear a 0:02:04.520 --> 0:02:06.480 hissing noise in my bedroom, but I never knew what 0:02:06.500 --> 0:02:10.080 it was. And the smell was beyond belief. And I 0:02:10.120 --> 0:02:11.680 was like a young teenager at that time. 0:02:11.700 --> 0:02:12.579 What's the hissing noise? 0:02:12.680 --> 0:02:17.210 It was the air escaping from the seal of the jar. Oh, yeah. Oh, 0:02:17.650 --> 0:02:20.410 the smell was exquisitely bad. And my mother used to say, 0:02:21.450 --> 0:02:24.859 God's sake, what is going on in your room? And 0:02:25.139 --> 0:02:27.360 she made me clean it out a million times. And 0:02:27.380 --> 0:02:29.359 then it was, I realised when I grabbed the glass, 0:02:29.700 --> 0:02:33.060 the jar of Pippi's, it was boiling hot. They were fermenting. 0:02:33.930 --> 0:02:36.669 And so you knew enough that you knew if you 0:02:36.850 --> 0:02:38.710 sealed them up, they would die, that there were. 0:02:38.610 --> 0:02:43.270 Pippi's inside the shells. Yeah, I wanted a museum piece. Like, 0:02:43.450 --> 0:02:44.730 you know, when you go to the museum and you 0:02:44.770 --> 0:02:48.030 see a bird or something, but they put it in formaldehyde. 0:02:48.050 --> 0:02:49.730 Yeah, they don't just take a bird and seal it 0:02:49.790 --> 0:02:50.359 up and kill it. 0:02:50.389 --> 0:02:52.310 Yeah, but do you know how hard. 0:02:52.340 --> 0:02:53.540 They let passive smoking take them. 0:02:53.800 --> 0:02:55.580 When you're 12, do you know how hard it is 0:02:55.620 --> 0:02:58.959 to get formaldehyde? They just don't give it to you. 0:02:59.020 --> 0:02:59.820 No, that's true. 0:02:59.860 --> 0:03:02.940 Now you can get it easy. It's in the formaldehyde 0:03:03.200 --> 0:03:03.820 aisle at Bunnings. 0:03:03.840 --> 0:03:05.700 Well, I hope Helen has a lovely birthday. 0:03:05.720 --> 0:03:08.900 I don't want to give away a gift too much. 0:03:09.750 --> 0:03:11.709 It's a jar and it's hissing and it's hot as hell. 0:03:13.310 --> 0:03:16.440 We have an action-packed show today, Friday Fields Sessions. I'm 0:03:16.510 --> 0:03:20.160 so excited. We've got two-fifths of midnight oil coming in. 0:03:20.200 --> 0:03:23.100 That's a big deal. We'll talk further about that. We've 0:03:23.220 --> 0:03:25.860 also got our Jonesy and Amanda hot lap, and we 0:03:25.900 --> 0:03:27.700 can't do anything until we do the fast five. 0:03:27.720 --> 0:03:29.820 Why don't you give us a call? 0:03:29.820 --> 0:03:30.040 135522. 0:03:30.040 --> 0:03:30.579 On gold. 0:03:30.820 --> 0:03:31.519 Damnation. 0:03:31.590 --> 0:03:34.150 We're fast for this thing, girl. 0:03:34.450 --> 0:03:36.970 Fast for the speed of light. Jonesy and Amanda's. 0:03:38.620 --> 0:03:41.320 Fri-yay with the Fast Five. Five questions. Can you go 0:03:41.380 --> 0:03:43.420 all the way and answer all five questions correctly? If 0:03:43.440 --> 0:03:44.440 you do that, Amanda will say. 0:03:44.480 --> 0:03:48.080 You will win an unlimited 12-month amazing plan. 0:03:48.220 --> 0:03:51.700 Pretty good. Jasmine is in Mount Pleasant. Hello, Jasmine. 0:03:52.520 --> 0:03:53.880 Hello, how are you today? 0:03:53.910 --> 0:03:55.160 You're Mount Pleasant in Poyth. 0:03:55.590 --> 0:03:57.950 Yes, I'm not in Mount Pleasant anymore. I'm in Stirling 0:03:57.990 --> 0:03:59.350 now looking after Grandpa. 0:03:59.370 --> 0:04:01.550 He's 92 years old and I have to feed him 0:04:01.610 --> 0:04:02.330 breakfast now. 0:04:02.590 --> 0:04:04.030 Oh, okay. What's Grandpa reading? 0:04:05.360 --> 0:04:08.440 Well, I'm making him sausages and eggs and fruit. 0:04:08.860 --> 0:04:09.780 Oh, yum. 0:04:09.880 --> 0:04:10.960 Jasmine. 0:04:10.980 --> 0:04:13.540 He's 92 years old and I just want him to 0:04:13.600 --> 0:04:14.120 be happy. 0:04:14.400 --> 0:04:17.520 My dad is 92 and he's doing really well. He's 0:04:17.540 --> 0:04:21.120 a little bit of age-related kind of forgetfulness. It's called dementia. 0:04:21.520 --> 0:04:23.229 But I hope your grandfather's doing well. 0:04:23.390 --> 0:04:24.050 What's your grandpa's? 0:04:24.070 --> 0:04:25.729 Yeah, my grandfather's a bit like that. 0:04:25.750 --> 0:04:27.710 I have to remind him that I'm his granddaughter. 0:04:28.210 --> 0:04:30.229 What's his name? Lenny. 0:04:30.470 --> 0:04:30.790 Lenny. 0:04:30.830 --> 0:04:31.549 Hello, Lenny. 0:04:31.570 --> 0:04:32.210 Hello, Lenny. 0:04:32.290 --> 0:04:33.450 I call him Lenny boy. 0:04:33.690 --> 0:04:34.130 Lenny boy. 0:04:34.430 --> 0:04:35.410 Make him sound like a budgie. 0:04:35.570 --> 0:04:36.350 Good on you, Jasmine. 0:04:36.370 --> 0:04:39.669 All right, Jasmine, here's question one. In America, a flapjack 0:04:39.730 --> 0:04:41.239 is an informal name for what? 0:04:42.720 --> 0:04:43.539 A pancake. 0:04:43.600 --> 0:04:46.500 A pancake. Let's play Monster Mash, Jasmine. Let's kick off 0:04:46.560 --> 0:04:47.980 this Monster Mash. 0:04:50.970 --> 0:05:00.610 Jasmine, we've mashed two songs together. What are they? Whoa. 0:05:00.670 --> 0:05:05.950 That kind of works. 0:05:05.990 --> 0:05:08.370 That works very well. I like it. 0:05:08.410 --> 0:05:09.150 What are the songs? 0:05:10.350 --> 0:05:11.570 Oh, take nine. 0:05:11.970 --> 0:05:12.290 Jasmine. 0:05:12.770 --> 0:05:13.570 Oh, wonderful. 0:05:13.970 --> 0:05:15.029 All the best to Lenny, boy. 0:05:15.050 --> 0:05:18.010 Give Lenny an extra sausage and egg from us. Actually, 0:05:18.029 --> 0:05:20.110 not too much at that age, you know. Do you 0:05:20.130 --> 0:05:23.910 know the answer to this? 13, 55, 22, our monster match. Ryan, 0:05:23.930 --> 0:05:25.460 just play it again just so we can have a 0:05:25.450 --> 0:05:27.300 bit of finger time. Fast Five. 0:05:27.940 --> 0:05:32.140 We're up to question number two. 0:05:32.460 --> 0:05:36.380 And it goes to Tom in Noosa. 0:05:36.420 --> 0:05:36.919 Hello, Tom. 0:05:46.890 --> 0:05:48.030 Hey, how you going? Very well. 0:05:48.070 --> 0:05:49.910 You've joined us for Monster Mash. 0:05:50.010 --> 0:05:54.300 Let's kick off this Monster Mash. Yeah, let's mash it up. 0:05:54.970 --> 0:05:57.590 Tom, what two songs are being mashed together here? 0:05:57.850 --> 0:05:59.210 Wow, that fits. It does. 0:05:59.310 --> 0:06:03.630 Any ideas, Tom? It fits. It fits. 0:06:16.370 --> 0:06:17.729 Everybody Wants to Rule the World. 0:06:17.750 --> 0:06:19.130 Yes, that's one. What's the other one? 0:06:20.810 --> 0:06:24.020 Is it Olivia Deen, Man I Need? 0:06:24.040 --> 0:06:24.980 Yes, it is. 0:06:25.020 --> 0:06:27.160 There it is. I love that song. 0:06:27.180 --> 0:06:28.600 Yeah, I love that song. 0:06:30.860 --> 0:06:32.520 Olivia Deen is in Australia at the moment. 0:06:32.580 --> 0:06:33.300 Is she really? 0:06:33.339 --> 0:06:35.180 She is indeed. She performed in Melbourne. I think she's 0:06:35.200 --> 0:06:36.000 Sydney this weekend. 0:06:36.040 --> 0:06:37.930 Okay, is she staying at your place on the divan? 0:06:38.110 --> 0:06:40.330 No, I couldn't be bothered. I said, look, I don't 0:06:40.350 --> 0:06:41.710 have time to change the sheets. 0:06:41.950 --> 0:06:43.330 Amanda's Celebrity Divan. 0:06:45.850 --> 0:06:49.010 With demand. Question three. This is a multiple choice for you, Tom. 0:06:49.390 --> 0:06:53.890 Which critically endangered animal eats the bogong moth to survive? 0:06:53.970 --> 0:06:57.210 Is it A, the mountain pygmy possum, B, the southern 0:06:57.270 --> 0:07:00.830 corroboree frog, or C, a regent honey eater? 0:07:04.390 --> 0:07:07.110 Can you repeat the question? 0:07:07.190 --> 0:07:11.720 Sure. Well, the question is, which... A critically endangered animal 0:07:12.140 --> 0:07:14.160 eats the bogong moth to survive. And this is one 0:07:14.180 --> 0:07:15.880 of the reasons everyone's been thrilled to have the bogong 0:07:15.900 --> 0:07:18.720 moth back, the migration. Of course, who eats it? Is 0:07:18.760 --> 0:07:22.170 it the mountain pygmy possum, the southern corroboree frog, or 0:07:22.210 --> 0:07:24.030 a bird called the regent honey eater? 0:07:25.710 --> 0:07:26.670 I think it's the frog. 0:07:27.070 --> 0:07:28.590 No, sorry, it's not after all that. 0:07:28.610 --> 0:07:28.800 Sorry, Tom. 0:07:28.810 --> 0:07:30.550 You think it'd be the frog with the big tongue 0:07:30.570 --> 0:07:30.970 and everything? 0:07:31.190 --> 0:07:31.470 No. 0:07:31.650 --> 0:07:32.470 Mel is in Woodridge. 0:07:32.630 --> 0:07:33.070 Hi, Mel. 0:07:34.310 --> 0:07:34.720 Hi. 0:07:35.120 --> 0:07:38.120 Who's thrilled that the bogong moth has arrived? Which critically 0:07:38.160 --> 0:07:41.380 endangered animal? Is it the pygmy possum? or the Regent 0:07:41.420 --> 0:07:42.000 honey eater? 0:07:43.720 --> 0:07:46.840 I'd say A, the Australian pygmy possum. 0:07:46.960 --> 0:07:49.970 Yes, it is. Are you getting the bogons in Woodridge? 0:07:52.950 --> 0:07:53.770 I think they're east coast. 0:07:53.790 --> 0:07:54.090 Yeah, I know. 0:07:54.170 --> 0:07:56.490 I was just saying, but they're everywhere. 0:07:56.110 --> 0:07:56.510 At the moment. 0:07:56.710 --> 0:07:59.620 The mountain pygmy possum isn't the only creature that eats 0:07:59.680 --> 0:08:01.500 the bogon moth. Remember when I ate one? 0:08:01.660 --> 0:08:02.140 That's right. 0:08:06.450 --> 0:08:10.770 A big shot of gizz and shot down my throat. 0:08:10.810 --> 0:08:12.770 That's what's supposed to happen. 0:08:12.790 --> 0:08:15.310 A man from the CSIRO, so he claimed, came in 0:08:15.350 --> 0:08:16.390 and fed me one. 0:08:16.710 --> 0:08:18.630 Mel, we didn't see any credentials from this man. 0:08:18.650 --> 0:08:18.790 No. 0:08:19.150 --> 0:08:22.980 He just came in and fed Amanda Fogan moths. How 0:08:23.000 --> 0:08:26.040 many golden tickets were there in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Mel? 0:08:27.640 --> 0:08:29.720 Five. They were five. You've got a good memory. 0:08:30.340 --> 0:08:31.880 Who was your favourite out of all those kids? 0:08:32.760 --> 0:08:34.380 Oh, the big. 0:08:35.020 --> 0:08:37.240 I actually like the Oompa Loompas, not the kids. 0:08:37.260 --> 0:08:38.940 Oh, you don't like the kids? The kids are all bad. 0:08:38.980 --> 0:08:41.820 I liked Mike TV, but Veruca Salt was good. 0:08:42.280 --> 0:08:43.760 I don't remember much about them. 0:08:43.880 --> 0:08:45.100 How much for the goose, Wonka? 0:08:45.660 --> 0:08:46.280 Question five. 0:08:46.300 --> 0:08:46.840 Here we go. 0:08:46.860 --> 0:08:50.160 This is all you, Mel. Which Australian artist is described 0:08:50.200 --> 0:08:54.000 by Wikipedia as a performer known for his signature bald head, 0:08:54.360 --> 0:08:58.939 his eccentric dance style and a mesmerising onstage presence? Who 0:08:59.000 --> 0:08:59.160 is that? 0:09:01.490 --> 0:09:04.449 Is that Rose angry Anderson? 0:09:04.510 --> 0:09:07.079 No, it's not. Rest in peace, angry. 0:09:07.160 --> 0:09:10.740 Angry today. His funeral was today. 0:09:10.860 --> 0:09:11.699 No, it's not him. 0:09:12.080 --> 0:09:14.460 No, it's not. Rick is in Morley. 0:09:14.480 --> 0:09:14.920 Hi, Rick. 0:09:15.720 --> 0:09:17.100 Hey, Amanda, Jonathan, how you going? 0:09:17.160 --> 0:09:18.199 Very well, thanks, Rick. 0:09:18.540 --> 0:09:22.209 So which Australian artist is described as a performer known 0:09:22.250 --> 0:09:26.310 for his signature bald head, eccentric dance style and mesmerising 0:09:26.470 --> 0:09:28.080 onstage presence? Who do you think that is? 0:09:29.540 --> 0:09:31.280 Oh, that has to be, I think, the one and 0:09:31.420 --> 0:09:32.990 only Peter Garrett. 0:09:33.000 --> 0:09:35.680 It's Peter Garrett. The reason we slipped that question in, 0:09:35.690 --> 0:09:39.209 because he's coming in for the Friday Fields Sessions, FFS. 0:09:39.450 --> 0:09:43.330 Him and Martin Rotzi, guitarist extraordinaire from Midnight Oil, performing 0:09:43.370 --> 0:09:45.410 a song. Rick, no doubt you'll be tuning in for that. 0:09:46.670 --> 0:09:46.949 I will. 0:09:47.330 --> 0:09:47.570 I will. 0:09:47.790 --> 0:09:50.410 Congratulations to you as well, Rick. You've won the jam pack, 0:09:50.670 --> 0:09:54.790 an unlimited 12-month Amazim plan. Escape your pricey telco with 0:09:54.850 --> 0:09:58.170 great mobile deals at Amazim. Rick, you have a good weekend. 0:09:59.330 --> 0:09:59.780 I will do. 0:09:59.830 --> 0:09:59.970 Thanks. 0:10:00.130 --> 0:10:00.429 Jonesy. 0:10:00.470 --> 0:10:00.650 Cheers. 0:10:01.010 --> 0:10:02.550 Carry on. What a nice young man. 0:10:02.590 --> 0:10:04.690 Very much so. Yes, as you say, Peter Garrett is 0:10:04.710 --> 0:10:06.530 going to be joining us with Friday Feels a little 0:10:06.550 --> 0:10:07.150 bit later in the show. 0:10:07.170 --> 0:10:08.310 And if you would like to join us on the 0:10:08.330 --> 0:10:11.090 show for perhaps the past five, jonesyandamanda.com.au. 0:10:11.350 --> 0:10:14.590 See a whole lot more of Jonesy and Amanda on 0:10:14.670 --> 0:10:15.230 our socials. 0:10:15.429 --> 0:10:16.530 Jonesy and Amanda! 0:10:16.570 --> 0:10:18.350 Follow us on Instagram and Facebook. 0:10:18.870 --> 0:10:21.589 Your daughter is having twin girls. Am I allowed to 0:10:21.610 --> 0:10:23.170 say out loud that they're girls? I've said it now. 0:10:23.190 --> 0:10:25.890 Twin A, twin B. That's what they're known as. 0:10:25.890 --> 0:10:26.770 When are they going to be born? 0:10:27.150 --> 0:10:27.230 Uh. 0:10:28.420 --> 0:10:32.040 Oh, yeah, it starts next year sometime. You know, I'm 0:10:32.120 --> 0:10:35.609 one that doesn't count the chickens before their baby arrives. 0:10:35.710 --> 0:10:38.569 Okay. But, you know, there's a generic kind of area 0:10:38.610 --> 0:10:39.849 of date. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:10:39.870 --> 0:10:41.730 So January. 0:10:41.750 --> 0:10:42.330 Painful birth. 0:10:42.510 --> 0:10:43.290 January, February. 0:10:43.429 --> 0:10:44.010 January, February. 0:10:44.110 --> 0:10:44.270 Yep. 0:10:44.390 --> 0:10:47.089 So twin A, twin B, do they know names and 0:10:47.110 --> 0:10:49.170 you're not saying? Or do you know names and you're 0:10:49.190 --> 0:10:49.590 not saying? 0:10:49.890 --> 0:10:52.390 I have no idea. My daughter has no idea. I 0:10:52.410 --> 0:10:54.550 don't think. Right now it's just 20. I just got 0:10:54.580 --> 0:10:56.080 in the 20s. The little twins. 0:10:56.100 --> 0:10:58.690 Actually, annoyingly, for their whole lives, you'll probably call them twins. 0:10:58.710 --> 0:11:00.450 Yeah, twin A and twin B. That's what I'll say. 0:11:01.110 --> 0:11:05.630 It's interesting looking at girls' names. I saw two women 0:11:05.650 --> 0:11:08.880 who go by the name midlifers. It's everything you couldn't stand. 0:11:09.220 --> 0:11:12.340 It's two women who go on socials, midlifers, and they 0:11:12.360 --> 0:11:12.960 just talk about. 0:11:12.860 --> 0:11:15.099 What life's like. Two women doing a podcast. This is new. 0:11:15.120 --> 0:11:17.620 You okay with that? Is it threatening you in some way? 0:11:17.640 --> 0:11:17.730 Yeah. 0:11:18.090 --> 0:11:20.200 Hang on. You don't need to burn a brother. As 0:11:20.220 --> 0:11:25.520 long as they don't ride their bikes. Ladies, if you 0:11:25.540 --> 0:11:29.160 wanted to put your opinion on, you're welcome to do that. 0:11:29.179 --> 0:11:31.960 That's okay. Oh, wow. That's okay by me. 0:11:31.970 --> 0:11:33.290 We've all been given permission. 0:11:33.309 --> 0:11:37.230 That's okay. Just have good microphone technique and don't warble 0:11:37.270 --> 0:11:37.610 too much. 0:11:37.630 --> 0:11:41.770 Anyway, they are talking about popular names. Before I play 0:11:41.820 --> 0:11:45.480 what they've said, if we're allowed. The most popular girls' 0:11:45.540 --> 0:11:49.400 names in 2026 are really old school names. It's Charlotte. 0:11:49.610 --> 0:11:49.730 Yep. 0:11:49.880 --> 0:11:50.370 Amelia. 0:11:50.590 --> 0:11:50.730 Yep. 0:11:51.150 --> 0:11:52.550 Isla. Olivia. 0:11:52.750 --> 0:11:52.990 Yep. 0:11:53.130 --> 0:11:53.470 Mia. 0:11:53.870 --> 0:11:54.410 Sophia. 0:11:54.590 --> 0:11:55.370 Lily. Chloe. 0:11:55.490 --> 0:11:55.950 Hazel. 0:11:56.110 --> 0:11:56.510 And Sienna. 0:11:56.570 --> 0:11:58.490 I know a Hazel. A little baby Hazel. 0:11:58.510 --> 0:11:59.709 So it's a little baby Hazel. 0:11:59.770 --> 0:12:00.070 So cute. 0:12:00.150 --> 0:12:03.230 Someone my age would not be a Hazel. An elderly 0:12:03.330 --> 0:12:05.730 aunt might be a Hazel. And a newborn baby today 0:12:05.790 --> 0:12:08.990 might be a Hazel. But in between, there hasn't been that. Mm-hmm. 0:12:09.630 --> 0:12:10.150 Names like. 0:12:11.929 --> 0:12:13.670 Agnes. I've heard of an Agnes recently. 0:12:13.830 --> 0:12:14.910 My mother-in-law, Mavis. 0:12:15.600 --> 0:12:19.540 Mavis. Maybe you might now get baby Mavis. I've seen 0:12:19.580 --> 0:12:21.980 a baby Arthur. My dad's name is Arthur. It was 0:12:22.020 --> 0:12:23.179 always such an old-fashioned name. 0:12:23.200 --> 0:12:24.240 What about a baby Ralph? 0:12:24.960 --> 0:12:26.220 We have a friend who's had Ralph. 0:12:26.280 --> 0:12:26.800 Little Ralph. 0:12:26.860 --> 0:12:29.930 Little Ralph. So it's interesting that these names tend to 0:12:29.990 --> 0:12:33.750 skip generations, but there's a whole lot of names that 0:12:34.290 --> 0:12:36.750 you don't hear anymore, and no one's surprised by that. 0:12:36.790 --> 0:12:40.030 You know, Craig- Baby Brett. Those sort of names you're 0:12:40.050 --> 0:12:40.440 not going to get. 0:12:40.450 --> 0:12:41.630 You don't get Baby Craigs anymore. 0:12:41.710 --> 0:12:43.790 No, you don't. But I was surprised to hear these 0:12:43.860 --> 0:12:47.340 women talk about they feel their names are now cancelled. 0:12:47.700 --> 0:12:52.520 And these aren't those kind of names. Have a listen. Heathers. 0:12:53.120 --> 0:12:54.420 That name is discontinued. 0:12:54.460 --> 0:12:55.040 Stephanie. 0:12:55.340 --> 0:12:56.060 Discontinued. 0:12:56.559 --> 0:12:58.040 Suzette. Suzanne. 0:12:58.260 --> 0:12:58.760 Susan. 0:12:59.020 --> 0:13:00.100 Discontinued. 0:13:00.350 --> 0:13:01.730 Hey, I just had a baby. 0:13:02.330 --> 0:13:03.270 Oh, what'd you name her? 0:13:03.290 --> 0:13:03.410 Lisa. 0:13:03.429 --> 0:13:03.989 Jessica. 0:13:04.929 --> 0:13:05.550 Jessica. 0:13:06.559 --> 0:13:06.760 Nope. 0:13:07.200 --> 0:13:11.739 Monica. Put your name on a resume. They're like over 40. Michelle. 0:13:11.760 --> 0:13:13.360 Discontinued. 0:13:13.820 --> 0:13:13.960 Anne. 0:13:14.380 --> 0:13:15.340 Discontinued. 0:13:15.980 --> 0:13:16.300 Amy. 0:13:17.260 --> 0:13:18.230 Nobody's getting that anymore. 0:13:18.750 --> 0:13:19.350 Isn't that interesting? 0:13:19.370 --> 0:13:20.090 Like Stephanie. 0:13:20.130 --> 0:13:22.030 That still seems to me like a new name. 0:13:22.050 --> 0:13:23.330 Yeah, that's a new name. 0:13:23.429 --> 0:13:25.770 But people don't call their babies that. They're probably the 0:13:25.890 --> 0:13:28.610 mum's names that end up being middle names. But you're 0:13:28.630 --> 0:13:31.470 not calling it. It's interesting that these are now seen 0:13:31.490 --> 0:13:35.350 as as the Carols and the Beverleys that we grew 0:13:35.390 --> 0:13:37.470 up with. You wouldn't call your child Carol or Beverley 0:13:37.610 --> 0:13:41.400 as a baby. But now Stephanie, I saw Amanda was 0:13:41.460 --> 0:13:45.480 on one of those lists, Angela, Monica, those names have 0:13:45.520 --> 0:13:47.500 now made it onto the discontinued list. 0:13:47.920 --> 0:13:49.260 There it is. What about Dick? 0:13:50.400 --> 0:13:50.920 Let me have a look. 0:13:51.250 --> 0:13:52.810 No one calls their kid Dick anymore. 0:13:52.929 --> 0:13:54.490 No, they still have a Richard. 0:13:54.770 --> 0:13:56.110 Yeah, but no one calls their kid Dick. 0:13:56.170 --> 0:13:56.810 No, no. 0:13:56.970 --> 0:13:59.450 You never say, that kid, he looks like a dick. 0:13:59.490 --> 0:13:59.590 No. 0:14:01.460 --> 0:14:02.580 Food for thought for your daughter. 0:14:03.340 --> 0:14:04.439 Dick one and dick two. 0:14:05.020 --> 0:14:05.480 Jam. 0:14:05.520 --> 0:14:06.480 Jam nation. 0:14:06.559 --> 0:14:09.100 This might be more suited for a tin hat Tuesday, 0:14:09.500 --> 0:14:12.960 but the well-held conspiracy theory that we don't exist. 0:14:13.000 --> 0:14:13.880 Who's we? What do you mean? 0:14:13.940 --> 0:14:15.420 You, me, Gemma Rye. 0:14:15.480 --> 0:14:16.840 Who says we don't exist? 0:14:16.860 --> 0:14:21.590 The greater world believes that our nation, Australia, does not exist. 0:14:21.680 --> 0:14:24.010 See, this is the thing, that individuals think they know 0:14:24.050 --> 0:14:27.410 better than explorers. I mentioned those ancient explorers who went, 0:14:27.630 --> 0:14:31.030 they got scurvy. They went without nice things for so 0:14:31.090 --> 0:14:34.630 long they got seasick. They risked everything. People say, nah, 0:14:35.110 --> 0:14:36.210 maps don't believe them. 0:14:36.250 --> 0:14:37.850 They sent Captain Cook off and they just gave him 0:14:37.870 --> 0:14:39.410 a blank bit of paper and just said, mate, fill 0:14:39.460 --> 0:14:40.130 it out as you go. 0:14:40.290 --> 0:14:40.510 Yeah. 0:14:40.820 --> 0:14:42.840 We'd appreciate it when you get back to have some 0:14:42.860 --> 0:14:43.090 sort of. 0:14:43.100 --> 0:14:48.220 Yeah, and the Indigenous Australian population for millions of years, what, 0:14:48.340 --> 0:14:49.300 none of this is real. 0:14:49.400 --> 0:14:53.580 None of it's real. According to largely you would say Americans. 0:14:53.980 --> 0:14:54.739 Yes, I would say. 0:14:54.760 --> 0:14:56.060 You would say Americans have said this. 0:14:56.080 --> 0:14:57.460 Why do they think we've made it up? 0:14:58.000 --> 0:15:00.800 I think just Americans, all they care about is America, 0:15:01.660 --> 0:15:05.080 and that's pretty much it. And I was surprised there's 0:15:05.100 --> 0:15:09.460 a podcast, the Joe Marla Will See You Now BBC 0:15:09.560 --> 0:15:10.920 Sounds podcast. 0:15:11.000 --> 0:15:12.060 I don't believe that exists. 0:15:12.220 --> 0:15:16.550 No, it doesn't exist. But he had Spex Gonzalez on 0:15:16.590 --> 0:15:17.030 the show. 0:15:17.050 --> 0:15:18.130 Of course he did. 0:15:18.190 --> 0:15:22.740 Spex is not American. He's an Englishman. But he believes, truly, 0:15:23.000 --> 0:15:27.780 that Australia doesn't exist. You refuse to believe Australia's a 0:15:27.820 --> 0:15:31.260 real place. I think it's, like, obvious now. There's more 0:15:31.300 --> 0:15:35.770 kangaroos than human beings. It's a country and a continent. 0:15:36.090 --> 0:15:37.970 And it's the only country in the world that has 0:15:38.390 --> 0:15:41.470 animals that are nowhere else in the world. And we're 0:15:41.490 --> 0:15:44.590 going to just accept this as real. Genuinely, this is 0:15:44.630 --> 0:15:45.050 what I believe. 0:15:45.350 --> 0:15:46.290 Have you been there? 0:15:46.350 --> 0:15:46.960 I flew there. 0:15:47.080 --> 0:15:49.160 Did you have a kangaroo burger? No. 0:15:49.900 --> 0:15:50.020 That. 0:15:50.470 --> 0:15:52.170 That's Laid-Amaze that we don't exist. 0:15:52.570 --> 0:15:54.490 Aren't there a whole lot of animals that only exist 0:15:54.530 --> 0:15:56.630 in a certain place, like the Galapagos turtle? You're not 0:15:56.650 --> 0:15:59.980 going to find that off Fiji. Exactly. There are animals 0:16:00.000 --> 0:16:02.020 that only exist within a certain place. 0:16:02.200 --> 0:16:04.580 Recently I was in New Zealand. They have no animals 0:16:04.640 --> 0:16:06.440 there other than sheep and kiwis. 0:16:06.480 --> 0:16:08.020 They've got nothing that will get you. 0:16:08.080 --> 0:16:08.280 I know. 0:16:08.300 --> 0:16:08.520 It's great. 0:16:08.540 --> 0:16:09.820 They've got no spiders and snakes. 0:16:09.980 --> 0:16:13.240 I actually put my hand into a rotting log and 0:16:13.280 --> 0:16:14.660 just rolled it round in there. 0:16:14.680 --> 0:16:15.480 Because you could. 0:16:15.500 --> 0:16:16.300 Because I could. 0:16:16.320 --> 0:16:17.820 They still have dinghy fever. 0:16:17.840 --> 0:16:20.020 I was going to get munched by a snake. 0:16:20.360 --> 0:16:21.660 No, you're not going to get munched by anything. 0:16:21.680 --> 0:16:22.700 They don't have dengue fever, do they? 0:16:22.720 --> 0:16:23.860 No, no, they don't. You're quite safe. 0:16:23.940 --> 0:16:24.940 Oh, hang on. 0:16:24.980 --> 0:16:26.780 No, you're quite safe. 0:16:26.820 --> 0:16:29.160 Check the small print. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on 0:16:29.180 --> 0:16:30.020 a minute. I'm not sure. 0:16:30.140 --> 0:16:31.680 I must say the sheep were nervous when I was 0:16:31.730 --> 0:16:36.970 doing that. I love you. 0:16:37.510 --> 0:16:40.070 You're listening to the Jonesy and Amanda podcast. 0:16:45.940 --> 0:16:47.780 Rosie and Amanda, those are two great names. 0:16:47.820 --> 0:16:49.180 Such a scam. I'm not a scam. 0:16:49.200 --> 0:16:51.680 Gents, the chemistry between them, but how much of that 0:16:51.720 --> 0:16:52.000 is real? 0:16:52.020 --> 0:16:54.100 Mind your own business and shut your pie hole. I 0:16:54.120 --> 0:16:55.500 wish you well with your show. 0:16:55.520 --> 0:16:59.340 I'm excited about the Formula One Grand Prix coming to Melbourne. 0:16:59.400 --> 0:17:01.780 I remember years ago my agent rang and they said 0:17:01.820 --> 0:17:04.420 they want you to go into the celebrity car race. 0:17:04.480 --> 0:17:07.399 My star had risen enough to go in the celebrity 0:17:07.460 --> 0:17:09.350 car race and that's all I wanted to do because 0:17:09.369 --> 0:17:11.129 I know you'd been in it. No, I haven't. 0:17:11.390 --> 0:17:11.659 Haven't you? 0:17:11.670 --> 0:17:12.419 I thought you went in it. 0:17:12.470 --> 0:17:15.050 No. I was asked to, but I barely had my 0:17:15.090 --> 0:17:18.130 driver's licence. This is years and years and years ago. 0:17:18.150 --> 0:17:21.020 This is years ago. This was when I was in Adelaide. 0:17:21.040 --> 0:17:22.260 That's how long ago it was. 0:17:22.300 --> 0:17:22.639 Yeah. 0:17:22.700 --> 0:17:24.980 And they said, would you be interested in? I said, 0:17:25.340 --> 0:17:28.119 would I? And then they canned it before it happened. 0:17:28.140 --> 0:17:31.490 That's because there were a spate of big accidents. I know. 0:17:31.510 --> 0:17:34.430 But no one cares if they see Glen Ridge going 0:17:34.470 --> 0:17:35.609 around the track in a car. 0:17:36.440 --> 0:17:37.270 But they'd care about you? 0:17:37.280 --> 0:17:38.220 They'd care if they saw Jonesy. 0:17:38.240 --> 0:17:40.260 Do you think you're more famous than Glen Ridge was 0:17:40.330 --> 0:17:40.740 at his peak? 0:17:40.770 --> 0:17:41.200 No, I'm just saying. 0:17:41.220 --> 0:17:41.950 Is that what you're saying? 0:17:42.630 --> 0:17:44.409 They just want to see carnage. They'd care if they 0:17:44.430 --> 0:17:46.369 saw Jonesy put Glen Ridge into the wall. 0:17:47.090 --> 0:17:48.030 We should do a poll. 0:17:48.330 --> 0:17:51.170 Would you rather see Jonesy or Glen Ridge at his peak? 0:17:52.830 --> 0:17:54.470 What, as a race car driver? 0:17:54.490 --> 0:17:56.490 No, at his peak of his fame. Why would they 0:17:56.520 --> 0:17:58.899 prefer to see you? Glen Ridge could not walk the 0:17:58.940 --> 0:18:00.100 streets as a famous man. 0:18:00.119 --> 0:18:02.179 Anything you say about Glen Ridge, you say to me. 0:18:02.200 --> 0:18:02.879 I think I am. 0:18:03.020 --> 0:18:06.800 Anything you say about Glen, nice prize, Ridge. You say 0:18:06.840 --> 0:18:09.280 to me, because he, I worship at the table of gladness. 0:18:09.300 --> 0:18:11.460 If you would like to go to the Grand Prix, 0:18:11.480 --> 0:18:13.200 we've got tickets for you coming up next. 0:18:13.619 --> 0:18:20.370 On gold. jonesyandamanda.com.au Damnation. It's lights out in Melbourne. Don't 0:18:20.410 --> 0:18:24.389 miss the Formula One Moet & Chandon Australian Grand Prix 0:18:24.390 --> 0:18:28.760 2027 in April. Tickets on sale now at grandprix.com.au. 0:18:33.480 --> 0:18:34.600 Jonesy and Amanda's podcast. 0:18:36.050 --> 0:18:38.570 Do the big voice. No, it's too shouty. Go on. 0:18:38.590 --> 0:18:39.290 It's very shouty for me. 0:18:39.290 --> 0:18:40.770 Get your backside tracks on. 0:18:40.890 --> 0:18:42.650 I know the Grand Prix is loud, but it doesn't 0:18:42.670 --> 0:18:44.169 have to be loud between now and then. 0:18:44.230 --> 0:18:46.770 It's so good. And I'm just devo that my star 0:18:46.790 --> 0:18:49.359 had risen enough to go into the celebrity race, and 0:18:49.380 --> 0:18:50.200 then they axed it. 0:18:50.200 --> 0:18:54.240 It's outrageous. Isn't it just? Did you get fitted for 0:18:54.280 --> 0:18:54.900 your onesie? 0:18:55.040 --> 0:18:56.659 No, no, I never got that far. But the agent said, 0:18:56.680 --> 0:18:58.959 they want you for it next year. Would you be interested? 0:18:58.980 --> 0:19:00.879 I went, yes, yes, yes, yes. Please, this is the 0:19:00.920 --> 0:19:01.459 greatest thing in the world. 0:19:01.480 --> 0:19:03.200 And just you wanting it was enough for people to 0:19:03.240 --> 0:19:03.910 nix it. No way. 0:19:04.410 --> 0:19:07.910 I didn't even get my fire retardant suit. 0:19:07.930 --> 0:19:09.830 All you need is Gordon Elliott to go into. 0:19:09.750 --> 0:19:14.030 A wall and it's all over. Sean is in Ballarat. Sean, 0:19:14.050 --> 0:19:17.230 you'd love to see the celebrity race come back, wouldn't you? 0:19:17.250 --> 0:19:17.910 Oh, 100%. 0:19:17.910 --> 0:19:18.490 Yeah, see? 0:19:18.630 --> 0:19:20.350 And would you like to see Glen Ridge in it, Sean? 0:19:20.369 --> 0:19:21.930 See who? 0:19:22.410 --> 0:19:25.350 Do you know who Glen Ridge is? No, I have 0:19:25.369 --> 0:19:28.109 no idea. Glen Ridge was a very famous host of, 0:19:28.190 --> 0:19:29.610 was it Temptation? 0:19:29.730 --> 0:19:32.190 No, that was Tony Barber. Do you know who Tony 0:19:32.210 --> 0:19:34.739 Barber is, Sean? I've heard of him. 0:19:34.820 --> 0:19:35.020 Yeah. 0:19:35.119 --> 0:19:36.160 Now, he was on. 0:19:36.480 --> 0:19:37.120 Price is Right? 0:19:37.260 --> 0:19:41.200 No, the show, Sale of the Century. That's what I said. No, 0:19:41.240 --> 0:19:45.030 you didn't. You said Temptation. Temptation begat Sale of the Century. 0:19:45.050 --> 0:19:46.110 Oh, look, either way. 0:19:46.150 --> 0:19:47.470 It's a walk down memory lane. 0:19:47.510 --> 0:19:49.370 Sean, we have on the line here two. 0:19:50.580 --> 0:19:53.879 Would you like to? Here's a ding-dong battle. Jonesy and 0:19:54.119 --> 0:19:57.659 Eddie McGuire racing for pinks on Thunder Road. What do 0:19:57.680 --> 0:19:58.200 you think, Sean? 0:19:59.540 --> 0:20:01.200 Are we going to be a close race? No. 0:20:02.260 --> 0:20:03.480 I would towel up Eddie. 0:20:03.619 --> 0:20:05.420 So you're getting angry at a hypothetical. 0:20:06.359 --> 0:20:08.540 But you were going to be a close race. Sean. 0:20:09.260 --> 0:20:11.710 I think Eddie's reputation might get you a little bit. 0:20:12.910 --> 0:20:16.290 Oh, come on, Sean. I'll tell you right now. 0:20:16.310 --> 0:20:19.350 This is all moot. This is moot. They don't have 0:20:19.390 --> 0:20:20.409 the celebrity race. 0:20:20.490 --> 0:20:22.930 I'll give Eddie a half lap head start. 0:20:23.600 --> 0:20:24.720 Brendan, this isn't real. 0:20:24.740 --> 0:20:26.940 I'll pull a spark plug lead off my car. 0:20:26.980 --> 0:20:29.580 It's not real. Sean, here's what you're playing for. This 0:20:29.640 --> 0:20:33.530 is real. Two passes to the Grand Prix on the Sunday. 0:20:33.750 --> 0:20:37.469 And if you are drawn, if you're successful, you can 0:20:37.530 --> 0:20:39.670 go into the running for a VIP upgrade that involves 0:20:39.750 --> 0:20:41.470 watching it from the grandstand. 0:20:41.510 --> 0:20:42.350 You ready to go, Sean? 0:20:42.369 --> 0:20:45.540 We haven't even told Sean the rules. Sean, what we're 0:20:45.560 --> 0:20:47.060 going to do is we're going to reveal a category. 0:20:47.980 --> 0:20:50.180 Within 30 seconds, you have to give us five answers 0:20:50.200 --> 0:20:51.240 for what might go into that category. 0:20:51.260 --> 0:20:52.220 On that particular category. 0:20:52.260 --> 0:20:53.619 Do you understand and obey? 0:20:53.640 --> 0:20:53.720 Okay. 0:20:54.770 --> 0:20:55.770 Yes, I do. 0:20:55.990 --> 0:20:59.470 It's not going to be TV game shows from the 50s, okay, Sean? 0:20:59.510 --> 0:21:00.649 We won't do that to you. 0:21:00.670 --> 0:21:03.350 It's not about who could Jonesy beat in a hypothetical race. 0:21:03.410 --> 0:21:06.010 I tell you right now, I would beat. 0:21:06.030 --> 0:21:06.330 Zeus! 0:21:06.730 --> 0:21:10.650 I would beat Eddie. Actually, Eddie would beat you. 0:21:10.950 --> 0:21:11.270 Stop. 0:21:11.330 --> 0:21:12.030 Just stop. 0:21:12.250 --> 0:21:12.810 Okay, Sean. 0:21:12.850 --> 0:21:13.590 Here's your category. 0:21:13.609 --> 0:21:21.590 Let's go. Let's count them down. Today, it's car brands. 0:21:21.790 --> 0:21:27.139 Go. Five car brands. Sean? 0:21:29.119 --> 0:21:31.020 Brands I didn't like to make. 0:21:31.200 --> 0:21:34.359 Yeah, types of car. 0:21:34.420 --> 0:21:40.470 Holden, Colorado, Toyota Kluger, Toyota Yaris, Toyota Supra, Nissan Skyline. 0:21:41.230 --> 0:21:42.369 I think you've given us five. 0:21:45.510 --> 0:21:49.090 You could have said Ford. 0:21:49.210 --> 0:21:51.860 You could have said Jeep, Mercedes. 0:21:52.020 --> 0:21:55.160 But we probably confused you by saying makes and brands. 0:21:56.180 --> 0:21:58.629 You went very forensic and well done. 0:21:58.650 --> 0:22:00.949 You didn't say Tesla, Sean, so good on you. 0:22:02.630 --> 0:22:03.350 No, no electric. 0:22:03.630 --> 0:22:07.650 Good man, good man. Sean, congratulations. You've got two Sunday 0:22:07.710 --> 0:22:10.679 GA passes to the Formula One Australian Grand Prix and 0:22:10.720 --> 0:22:13.460 you've gone in the running for a VIP upgrade. If 0:22:13.500 --> 0:22:17.600 you win, you'll be watching from the grandstand. I can't 0:22:17.619 --> 0:22:20.109 believe it, you little ripper. Yeah, just imagine me and 0:22:20.140 --> 0:22:20.810 Eddie and Amanda going. 0:22:20.890 --> 0:22:21.470 And Glen Ridge. 0:22:21.590 --> 0:22:23.310 And Tony's father. 0:22:23.350 --> 0:22:25.050 Hopefully I'm sitting beside you. 0:22:25.070 --> 0:22:26.510 You're driving in the car as well. 0:22:26.530 --> 0:22:26.970 Yeah. 0:22:28.780 --> 0:22:29.580 Good on you, Sean. 0:22:29.619 --> 0:22:30.590 Thank you, Sean. Oh, my God. 0:22:31.160 --> 0:22:31.750 Thank you. 0:22:32.390 --> 0:22:34.929 It's Lights Out in Melbourne. Don't miss the Formula One 0:22:34.990 --> 0:22:39.189 Moet and Shandon Australian Grand Prix, 2027 in April. Tickets 0:22:39.310 --> 0:22:41.390 on sale now at grandprix.com.au. 0:22:41.450 --> 0:22:42.790 And we'll play again on Monday. 0:22:42.810 --> 0:22:46.350 Jonesyandamanda.com.au. That's the only way you can get on. Do 0:22:46.410 --> 0:22:48.320 it on gold. Jam Nation. 0:22:48.410 --> 0:22:52.600 I had a life-affirming early evening on my holidays. There's 0:22:52.640 --> 0:22:56.330 a sentence you don't hear a lot. Yeah. I... It 0:22:56.350 --> 0:22:58.670 was on the south coast, a little town near there 0:22:58.710 --> 0:22:59.470 called Culbarra. 0:22:59.810 --> 0:23:00.470 Top spot. 0:23:00.510 --> 0:23:04.230 Top spot has its Culbarra Fair, and part of this 0:23:04.510 --> 0:23:07.149 is a boomer's night. And when I say night, it 0:23:07.170 --> 0:23:09.220 started at three in the afternoon and was over at seven. 0:23:10.160 --> 0:23:12.920 And it was in a community centre, which was conveniently 0:23:13.200 --> 0:23:16.659 next to the cemetery, just in case. But the band 0:23:16.680 --> 0:23:18.899 that was playing, a whole lot of local bands were playing, 0:23:19.160 --> 0:23:23.540 but the band of the night … That's hush. 0:23:24.119 --> 0:23:24.520 Hush. 0:23:24.660 --> 0:23:25.580 Les Glock. 0:23:25.640 --> 0:23:26.260 Les Glock. 0:23:26.340 --> 0:23:27.560 And they had this one. 0:23:27.640 --> 0:23:27.840 Yeah. 0:23:27.900 --> 0:23:28.260 Les Glock. 0:23:28.280 --> 0:23:28.620 Les Glock. 0:23:40.020 --> 0:23:40.520 He's a gun. 0:23:40.720 --> 0:23:41.280 He's a gun. 0:23:41.500 --> 0:23:42.160 He is a gun. 0:23:42.320 --> 0:23:44.679 Les Gock, I've met him and he's one of the 0:23:44.720 --> 0:23:45.780 nicest men in the universe. 0:23:46.020 --> 0:23:47.300 He went into advertising, didn't he? 0:23:47.300 --> 0:23:49.100 He went into advertising and into music production. 0:23:49.340 --> 0:23:50.940 Do you know any of the ads that he did? 0:23:50.960 --> 0:23:51.580 Didn't he do? 0:23:51.760 --> 0:23:54.810 Apparently. I've only heard this hearsay. I think he did 0:23:54.890 --> 0:23:56.150 the Decoray. 0:23:56.310 --> 0:23:58.390 No. Let me get Decoray. 0:23:58.450 --> 0:24:00.990 Decoray. And also Suzanne. Get that one too. 0:24:01.010 --> 0:24:01.790 What was Suzanne? 0:24:01.869 --> 0:24:02.810 This goes with that. 0:24:02.830 --> 0:24:03.430 Oh, okay. 0:24:03.570 --> 0:24:05.730 I think they were his, but I could be lying. 0:24:06.050 --> 0:24:06.990 Decorate. 0:24:07.130 --> 0:24:08.070 Decorate. 0:24:08.250 --> 0:24:09.109 Decorate. 0:24:09.350 --> 0:24:10.169 Decorate. 0:24:10.450 --> 0:24:12.399 Decorate. Decorate. 0:24:12.660 --> 0:24:13.500 Decorate. 0:24:18.160 --> 0:24:20.979 I shampoo my hair. I really love it. 0:24:21.080 --> 0:24:22.379 It's all this, isn't it? 0:24:22.700 --> 0:24:26.190 What happened to the censorship board? You know, does anyone 0:24:26.230 --> 0:24:29.200 check these ads before they go to air? 0:24:29.390 --> 0:24:32.510 That was famous for its hand up and down the 0:24:33.010 --> 0:24:34.030 shampoo container. 0:24:34.090 --> 0:24:37.510 You know, who was the director that day? And what 0:24:37.550 --> 0:24:38.109 was the other one? 0:24:38.130 --> 0:24:39.590 This goes with that. It's Suzanne. 0:24:39.730 --> 0:24:40.170 Oh, this. 0:24:40.270 --> 0:24:45.200 Hang on. Oh, this is the modern one. 0:24:45.240 --> 0:24:46.220 No, we don't want this one. 0:24:46.359 --> 0:24:48.639 No, that's too modern. No, we need a. 0:24:48.660 --> 0:24:51.240 We just want the this goes with that, goes with this, 0:24:51.310 --> 0:24:52.570 goes with that, goes with this. 0:24:52.630 --> 0:25:00.150 Here we go. This goes with this. What's this version? 0:25:01.060 --> 0:25:02.620 This is the reggae version. 0:25:02.700 --> 0:25:04.540 Are you joking? 0:25:04.580 --> 0:25:08.700 I'm not making this up. Does it say reggae version? Yeah, 0:25:08.720 --> 0:25:09.080 it does. 0:25:09.440 --> 0:25:11.530 Where's the one we remember from the ad? 0:25:12.310 --> 0:25:13.110 That's not it either. 0:25:13.150 --> 0:25:14.230 Why don't you look up the ad? 0:25:14.250 --> 0:25:18.129 I'm looking up the ad. Hang on, hang on. 0:25:18.150 --> 0:25:19.369 A new world of love. 0:25:25.410 --> 0:25:26.709 Where's the original one? 0:25:26.730 --> 0:25:29.780 We just want the jingle. Just put in jingle. Suzanne Jingle. 0:25:29.890 --> 0:25:31.800 Yeah, well, I know how to YouTube. 0:25:31.840 --> 0:25:34.359 Well, obviously not. You're going through all the genres. 0:25:34.400 --> 0:25:35.440 It's what's come up there. 0:25:35.520 --> 0:25:37.330 Just play the one that was in the ad. This 0:25:37.410 --> 0:25:37.990 goes with that. 0:25:43.050 --> 0:25:44.150 Okay, anyway, I think. 0:25:44.190 --> 0:25:44.430 That. 0:25:44.750 --> 0:25:49.149 So he and his wife, Milan, had this incredible music 0:25:49.190 --> 0:25:51.430 company that did the most iconic ads of all time. 0:25:51.760 --> 0:25:55.540 So anyway, he still performs in a band that is 0:25:55.680 --> 0:25:59.220 called The Interceptors, and they played that night at the 0:25:59.520 --> 0:26:00.220 Cobar Affair. 0:26:00.300 --> 0:26:01.760 Yep. This goes with that? 0:26:02.240 --> 0:26:03.660 They didn't play that song. They did play a couple 0:26:03.680 --> 0:26:04.350 of the hush ones. 0:26:04.609 --> 0:26:04.810 Yep. 0:26:05.170 --> 0:26:06.370 But it was all this great. 0:26:06.390 --> 0:26:07.189 I think they did. 0:26:08.210 --> 0:26:10.710 Play another one. Song number four. 0:26:10.850 --> 0:26:11.910 Play your third song. 0:26:11.930 --> 0:26:14.909 Talking to Les, and I'll get to more about the 0:26:14.930 --> 0:26:17.390 band he's in now in a minute, he said, because 0:26:17.410 --> 0:26:19.790 they were the first glam rock band in Australia and 0:26:20.390 --> 0:26:22.210 they sort of would back Gary Glitter. 0:26:22.720 --> 0:26:23.200 Yeah. 0:26:23.320 --> 0:26:26.160 At the Horton Pavilion, you know, all these iconic shows. 0:26:26.200 --> 0:26:27.780 Before Gary Glitter was on the nose. 0:26:27.800 --> 0:26:31.340 Before Gary went to the dark side. 0:26:31.380 --> 0:26:31.520 Yeah. 0:26:32.020 --> 0:26:34.380 So they've got this incredible history. 0:26:34.440 --> 0:26:36.380 Did they say anything about him being a big weirdo? 0:26:36.660 --> 0:26:38.699 No, I want to know about Les's outfits. He said 0:26:38.720 --> 0:26:41.010 they sort of got them almost from Elizabethan Theatre Trust. 0:26:41.030 --> 0:26:42.790 They had to get changed in the toilets and couldn't look. 0:26:43.030 --> 0:26:44.790 There was no mirrors and no lighting, so they came 0:26:44.850 --> 0:26:46.430 out on stage looking deranged. 0:26:46.450 --> 0:26:47.419 That explains a lot. 0:26:47.530 --> 0:26:48.510 It does explain a lot. 0:26:48.530 --> 0:26:49.990 Even Molly looked more flummoxed. 0:26:51.490 --> 0:26:53.119 Well, he looked like he was dressed from Suzanne. 0:26:53.130 --> 0:26:54.880 He did. He loved a knit. 0:26:55.180 --> 0:26:57.820 He's in a band now. Three of the guys have 0:26:57.840 --> 0:27:01.000 been performing together for 55 years. It's called The Interceptors. 0:27:01.020 --> 0:27:03.920 There's a couple of newbies thrown in. And they play 0:27:04.380 --> 0:27:08.510 as a fundraising thing. They have raised tens of thousands 0:27:08.550 --> 0:27:12.389 of dollars for Parkinson's disease, for childhood bereavement counselling, for 0:27:12.450 --> 0:27:14.389 brain research, among a whole lot of other stuff. They 0:27:14.410 --> 0:27:16.490 are such good guys and they sound fantastic. 0:27:16.520 --> 0:27:16.590 Wow. 0:27:20.540 --> 0:27:22.199 All right, they're doing La Grange. 0:27:24.310 --> 0:27:27.530 And the whole place on this boomer's night was going 0:27:27.750 --> 0:27:31.629 off at the Citizen Centre. Everyone was up and dancing. 0:27:31.650 --> 0:27:33.729 Can you turn it down, Ryan? 0:27:34.030 --> 0:27:37.159 That's enough, Ryan. So I was going off until seven. 0:27:37.240 --> 0:27:38.419 It was. It finished at seven. 0:27:38.560 --> 0:27:39.240 It was perfect. 0:27:39.420 --> 0:27:42.179 But anyone who thinks that people of this age are 0:27:42.220 --> 0:27:44.199 past it, You should have been in that room. The 0:27:44.260 --> 0:27:47.350 band was going off. The crowd was going off. It 0:27:47.400 --> 0:27:48.670 was just brilliant. 0:27:48.830 --> 0:27:52.050 Did you get him to do deck all right? You 0:27:52.070 --> 0:27:53.550 could have done some shampoo bottle. 0:27:53.850 --> 0:27:56.990 No, Brendan, thank you. Jonesy and Amanda. 0:27:57.010 --> 0:27:59.430 Listen to the podcast whenever you want with the free 0:27:59.650 --> 0:28:00.360 iHeart app. 0:28:00.580 --> 0:28:03.200 On Friday, we like nothing more than standing around the 0:28:03.240 --> 0:28:06.060 water cooler because... Studies. 0:28:05.780 --> 0:28:08.540 Have shown that more information gets passed through water cooler 0:28:08.580 --> 0:28:10.080 gossip than through official members. 0:28:19.560 --> 0:28:19.899 Indeed. 0:28:20.600 --> 0:28:22.940 And today around the good old-fashioned water cooler. 0:28:23.290 --> 0:28:26.190 Well, we have been on the east coast of Australia 0:28:26.369 --> 0:28:30.729 inundated with the bogong moth, the migration, the great migration 0:28:30.750 --> 0:28:31.369 of the bogong moth. 0:28:31.430 --> 0:28:33.750 We were talking to someone in Western Australia before and 0:28:33.770 --> 0:28:36.109 they said they saw one. So that's quite the migration. 0:28:36.130 --> 0:28:38.930 Talk about blown off course. What about my sister-in-law? She 0:28:38.970 --> 0:28:41.660 was down in New South Wales with me. All these 0:28:41.720 --> 0:28:43.530 moths have come from the north. They're trying to find 0:28:43.570 --> 0:28:45.630 their ways to the cooler climes so that they can 0:28:45.650 --> 0:28:46.530 get away from the heat. 0:28:46.630 --> 0:28:46.790 Yep. 0:28:47.990 --> 0:28:50.209 One of them got into her toilet bag and she 0:28:50.290 --> 0:28:52.450 flew home with it and it ends up back in Brisbane. 0:28:52.590 --> 0:28:54.570 They'll be going, Gary, what are you doing back here? 0:28:54.990 --> 0:28:56.709 I've travelled for three days and I'm here? 0:28:57.820 --> 0:28:59.060 So this is the question. 0:28:59.160 --> 0:29:02.060 Would you rather be in a small room like a 0:29:02.100 --> 0:29:07.100 bathroom with 10,000 bogon moths flapping around your head or... 0:29:07.690 --> 0:29:10.910 Eat 10 burglar moths in 10 minutes. It's doable. I've 0:29:10.950 --> 0:29:14.010 eaten two, actually, and I know that they're not inedible. 0:29:14.050 --> 0:29:16.350 You just ate one just then by opening your big gob. 0:29:16.390 --> 0:29:20.390 They're not inedible. So they're not dangerous. They're meaty. They're 0:29:20.450 --> 0:29:21.390 quite meaty. 0:29:21.390 --> 0:29:22.170 10 in 10 minutes. 0:29:22.560 --> 0:29:25.920 Or have 10,000 moths flapping around your head. 0:29:26.580 --> 0:29:28.240 The more I think about it, the more I think 0:29:28.280 --> 0:29:29.840 about the room. I'm happy with that. 0:29:29.980 --> 0:29:30.580 With the flapping? 0:29:30.820 --> 0:29:32.700 Yep, with the flapping. I could live with that. Water 0:29:32.700 --> 0:29:36.140 cooler chat. Josh is with us. Hello, Josh. Morning, how 0:29:36.140 --> 0:29:36.560 are we? 0:29:36.560 --> 0:29:39.240 Or afternoon, I don't know what time it is. 0:29:39.240 --> 0:29:39.780 No, fair enough. 0:29:39.800 --> 0:29:40.400 All right, Josh. 0:29:40.500 --> 0:29:42.280 Wake up, Josh. You're in a bathroom and you have 0:29:42.320 --> 0:29:45.560 a choice. You've either got 10,000 moths flapping around your 0:29:45.580 --> 0:29:47.680 head or you've got to eat 10 in 10 minutes. 0:29:47.720 --> 0:29:48.300 What are you doing? 0:29:49.310 --> 0:29:52.910 As someone who's actively trying to bulk up, I would 0:29:54.060 --> 0:29:56.060 try and eat the moths because put a bit of 0:29:56.080 --> 0:29:58.280 salt and pepper on there, that's way better than having 0:29:58.300 --> 0:29:59.440 them all fluttering around me. 0:30:00.060 --> 0:30:00.740 No, I'd eat them. 0:30:00.760 --> 0:30:03.940 And they are a big protein source. Every gym bro's 0:30:03.960 --> 0:30:05.020 trying to get their protein. 0:30:05.060 --> 0:30:07.740 So all those entry-take guys are all, do you even live, bro, 0:30:08.040 --> 0:30:12.080 eat a moth? Is that what they're doing, Josh? Yeah, absolutely. 0:30:12.160 --> 0:30:14.850 All the dudes in the gym, that's their go-to. It's 0:30:14.870 --> 0:30:16.590 better than protein powder, I tell you what. 0:30:17.050 --> 0:30:17.690 Thank you, Josh. 0:30:18.030 --> 0:30:20.650 Grind up some, get the mortar and pestle out. Thank you. 0:30:20.790 --> 0:30:21.550 Sam has joined us. 0:30:21.570 --> 0:30:23.590 Hello, Sam. Would you rather have them flapping around your 0:30:23.630 --> 0:30:24.530 head or eat them? 0:30:25.570 --> 0:30:27.530 I'd rather have them flapping around my head. I don't 0:30:27.570 --> 0:30:28.469 want them in me at all. 0:30:28.850 --> 0:30:29.150 Okay. 0:30:29.190 --> 0:30:29.310 No. 0:30:29.510 --> 0:30:30.530 All right. Thank you, Sam. 0:30:30.570 --> 0:30:31.510 We're talking about moths here. 0:30:31.990 --> 0:30:32.650 Oh, gym bros. 0:30:33.210 --> 0:30:35.610 Thank you, Sam. Rachel has joined us. 0:30:35.620 --> 0:30:38.900 Hello, Rachel. Would you rather have 10,000 moths flapping around 0:30:38.940 --> 0:30:41.780 you or eat 10? 0:30:41.910 --> 0:30:44.270 Both are pretty terrifying, to be honest, but I think 0:30:44.350 --> 0:30:46.360 I could put up with the fluffing around my head 0:30:46.620 --> 0:30:47.420 rather than eating them. 0:30:47.680 --> 0:30:49.420 When you think about eating the moth, that's one a 0:30:49.480 --> 0:30:50.820 minute for 10 minutes. 0:30:50.860 --> 0:30:52.540 That's quite doable. I could do it. 0:30:52.870 --> 0:30:55.350 No, it's a dry old argument. It's a dry old argument. 0:30:55.370 --> 0:30:56.710 You could rinse it down with a glass of water. 0:30:56.730 --> 0:30:58.600 No, there's no condiments. There's no additives. 0:30:58.630 --> 0:30:59.940 Are you allowed to have a glass of water? 0:30:59.980 --> 0:31:02.560 No, there's no glass of water. You're in your bathroom. Okay, 0:31:02.620 --> 0:31:03.719 only if you drink from the toilet. 0:31:04.560 --> 0:31:05.420 Now you're talking. 0:31:06.280 --> 0:31:08.520 Thank you, Rachel. Let's wrap this up with Tim. 0:31:08.640 --> 0:31:11.070 Tim, are you going to have 10,000 moths around your 0:31:11.110 --> 0:31:12.250 head or 10 in your mouth? 0:31:12.250 --> 0:31:14.710 10,000 around my head, please. 0:31:15.190 --> 0:31:15.470 All right. 0:31:15.610 --> 0:31:16.030 Okay. 0:31:16.050 --> 0:31:17.910 Well, Tim has opted for that. 0:31:17.950 --> 0:31:19.430 Tim, we're going to make that happen for you. 0:31:19.450 --> 0:31:22.380 That's our latest competition. 0:31:22.390 --> 0:31:25.660 You're going to regret those words. Thank you. I think 0:31:25.700 --> 0:31:28.420 it's been, actually, what was the outcome of that? 0:31:28.440 --> 0:31:30.340 I think most people would prefer to have them flapping 0:31:30.360 --> 0:31:31.320 around their head than have to eat. 0:31:31.420 --> 0:31:34.300 Okay. So 80% of people say flap around your head. 0:31:34.380 --> 0:31:34.520 Yeah. 0:31:35.120 --> 0:31:35.960 And keep your mouth shut. 0:31:36.000 --> 0:31:37.840 And the moths are breathing a sigh of relief. 0:31:37.880 --> 0:31:42.560 Thank you for being part of. Water cooler chat. Water 0:31:42.720 --> 0:31:52.280 cooler chat. Friday Field Sessions is coming up. Peter Garrett 0:31:52.560 --> 0:31:54.860 and Martin Rotzi will be joining us. Perhaps we're going 0:31:54.880 --> 0:31:56.950 to give them a big feed of bogan moth to 0:31:57.810 --> 0:32:01.520 be getting on with. At our radio station, we have 0:32:01.540 --> 0:32:04.800 the Client Experience Services team. This used to be just 0:32:04.820 --> 0:32:06.000 known as Radio Sales. 0:32:06.400 --> 0:32:08.860 It's all word salad, isn't it? Ryan, remember when you 0:32:08.880 --> 0:32:10.020 wore a suit for half an hour? 0:32:10.040 --> 0:32:11.960 Yeah, what was that conference? Yes, that's right. I went corporate. 0:32:12.010 --> 0:32:14.950 I went to the Wellness and Networking Conference. 0:32:15.290 --> 0:32:16.450 Wank. No, it wasn't. 0:32:16.490 --> 0:32:17.270 It was actually quite important. 0:32:17.290 --> 0:32:22.730 No, that's... Anyway, that... This team, the Client Experience Services team, 0:32:23.090 --> 0:32:25.350 every week have a little thing on their whiteboard saying, 0:32:25.490 --> 0:32:28.270 would you rather? And we thought we'd nick it, we'd 0:32:28.330 --> 0:32:31.480 saddle it with a catchy intro and call it Water 0:32:31.500 --> 0:32:39.920 Cooler Chat. Water Cooler Chat. Water Cooler Chat. Now it's 0:32:40.040 --> 0:32:42.040 time for Water Cooler Chat. 0:32:42.080 --> 0:32:43.350 Water Cooler Chat. 0:32:44.180 --> 0:32:46.560 Well, an interesting one this week that I think most 0:32:46.620 --> 0:32:49.020 people who live on the eastern seaboard of Australia will 0:32:49.040 --> 0:32:51.960 have an opinion on. We're talking about bogong moths. We 0:32:52.000 --> 0:32:54.610 have been reminded that this is a migration. It's not 0:32:54.660 --> 0:32:57.310 an infestation. But normally when small things flap around your 0:32:57.330 --> 0:33:00.790 head and live in the corners of your living room, 0:33:01.610 --> 0:33:03.400 we get anxious and want to get the spray out. 0:33:03.430 --> 0:33:05.910 We've been told, don't do that. This is an endangered species. 0:33:06.570 --> 0:33:09.120 So we're trying to live with them, but it's not 0:33:09.190 --> 0:33:14.490 necessarily easy. So how about this as a question? Would 0:33:14.510 --> 0:33:19.150 you rather be in a small room with 10,000 bogong moths? 0:33:19.230 --> 0:33:22.530 How small is the room? Our studio here? 0:33:22.670 --> 0:33:26.190 Smaller than this. I think like a bathroom, a small bathroom. 0:33:26.230 --> 0:33:28.700 Okay, so 10 by 8? 0:33:28.700 --> 0:33:30.720 So let's not get too many numbers in here because 0:33:30.760 --> 0:33:35.700 already we've got 10,000 bogong moths for 10 minutes in 0:33:35.740 --> 0:33:41.550 your bathroom. Or eat 10 bogong moths. In 10 minutes. 0:33:42.130 --> 0:33:45.670 I have eaten a bourbon moth. Our Indigenous population over 0:33:45.710 --> 0:33:47.030 the years have eaten these. 0:33:47.070 --> 0:33:48.330 Yeah, but they're not eating them now. 0:33:48.930 --> 0:33:50.630 No, and I made the mistake of doing that. We 0:33:50.650 --> 0:33:52.450 had a man a number of years ago, the last 0:33:52.880 --> 0:33:56.190 giant migration of these, came into the radio station from 0:33:56.210 --> 0:34:00.140 the CSIRO, and I ate a big fat one, and 0:34:00.160 --> 0:34:01.840 then he said, maybe try a cooked one, and I 0:34:01.860 --> 0:34:03.300 realised I'd eaten a raw one. I don't even know 0:34:03.320 --> 0:34:05.110 if I was supposed to, and I loved it. 0:34:05.740 --> 0:34:14.170 LAUGHTER A big shot of gizzan shot down my throat. 0:34:14.190 --> 0:34:18.180 That's what's supposed to happen. You're really enjoying that. 0:34:18.239 --> 0:34:21.439 But it is, it tasted a bit like a Big Mac, 0:34:21.600 --> 0:34:24.620 meaning it's heavy and meaty and full of protein. But 0:34:24.660 --> 0:34:26.529 a lot of people have eaten them. Many of our 0:34:26.550 --> 0:34:29.250 Indigenous population over thousands and thousands of years have eaten them. 0:34:29.270 --> 0:34:30.910 But it tastes like hell. Now we've got good stuff 0:34:30.930 --> 0:34:32.549 like KFC. We don't have to eat it. 0:34:33.050 --> 0:34:36.300 But maybe 10 in quick succession. Get rid of it. 0:34:36.310 --> 0:34:38.589 Pretend you're on I'm a Celebrity, get me out of here. 0:34:38.730 --> 0:34:39.589 In 10 minutes. 0:34:39.700 --> 0:34:43.899 In 10 minutes. Or have 10,000 of them flapping around 0:34:43.940 --> 0:34:44.239 your head. 0:34:45.200 --> 0:34:47.259 I reckon I'd go in the room. I'd do the room. 0:34:47.500 --> 0:34:49.080 I would too. And I'd breathe through it and think, 0:34:49.260 --> 0:34:51.620 these are endangered. They're beautiful. They're beautiful. 0:34:51.640 --> 0:34:51.960 Oh. 0:34:52.580 --> 0:34:55.779 I would laugh if you just inhaled one. You just 0:34:55.800 --> 0:34:56.780 inhaled a moth. 0:34:58.360 --> 0:35:01.160 I think I did. That's one. 0:35:01.180 --> 0:35:02.280 There you go. 0:35:02.719 --> 0:35:03.799 Only nine to go. 0:35:03.890 --> 0:35:06.810 Well, maybe take a drink of water. Gem Y. Rye, 0:35:06.969 --> 0:35:09.250 what would you do? Well, I think I would eat 0:35:09.370 --> 0:35:11.550 the moths, to be honest. Eat the moths. Can I ask, 0:35:11.870 --> 0:35:14.260 could I add some condiments? No, no, no, no. 0:35:16.710 --> 0:35:19.380 I don't think you can fry them up so they're invisible. 0:35:19.400 --> 0:35:23.200 No, there's no condiments. There's no condiments. No, you're in 0:35:23.239 --> 0:35:25.399 your bathroom. There's no condiments. So you're eating them raw. 0:35:25.420 --> 0:35:28.170 I think with 10,000 in a small room, you're probably 0:35:28.190 --> 0:35:29.650 going to eat some anyway, aren't you? 0:35:30.030 --> 0:35:32.130 Like I ate one just then in our studio and 0:35:32.150 --> 0:35:33.129 I can't even see any. 0:35:33.430 --> 0:35:35.589 Look, you've heard what we've had to say. What do 0:35:35.660 --> 0:35:39.220 you think? What a cooler chat. Be in a small 0:35:39.260 --> 0:35:42.980 room with 10,000 bogon moths for 10 minutes or eat 0:35:42.980 --> 0:35:46.719 10 bogon moths in 10 minutes. These are the big issues. 0:35:47.100 --> 0:35:49.360 We'll put this to Peter Garrett when he joins us later. 0:35:49.840 --> 0:35:52.440 You're listening to the Jonesy and Amanda podcast. 0:35:52.860 --> 0:35:56.960 We had so many requests for them to do it again. 0:35:57.000 --> 0:35:57.940 Jonesy and Amanda. 0:35:57.960 --> 0:35:59.509 Amanda, she just cracks me up. 0:35:59.510 --> 0:36:01.090 Maybe you shouldn't lay off the moonshine. 0:36:01.170 --> 0:36:02.870 Jonesy's always knocking Amanda. 0:36:02.969 --> 0:36:03.689 It's so weak. 0:36:03.790 --> 0:36:05.489 Amanda's always knocking Jonesy. 0:36:05.510 --> 0:36:05.790 I'm done. 0:36:05.810 --> 0:36:08.430 It's a good thing we got Sparrow here. Well, hello there, 0:36:08.450 --> 0:36:12.540 the Friday Field Sessions. And today I'm beside myself. We 0:36:12.580 --> 0:36:16.899 have Midnight Oil royalty Peter Garrett and Martin Rotzi from 0:36:16.960 --> 0:36:18.900 Midnight Oil coming in to perform. 0:36:19.560 --> 0:36:23.980 I know that, I mean, absolute, as you say, royalty. 0:36:24.160 --> 0:36:26.529 And you and I have interviewed and hung out with 0:36:26.590 --> 0:36:27.609 Peter Garrett over the years. 0:36:27.650 --> 0:36:28.850 What an incredible man he is. He came to our 0:36:28.870 --> 0:36:30.910 book lodge. I couldn't believe it. There was Peter Garrett 0:36:30.989 --> 0:36:31.870 at our book lodge. 0:36:32.270 --> 0:36:35.189 He's an amazing man. But I happen to know that 0:36:35.230 --> 0:36:37.270 the first interview you ever did with him, remember this? 0:36:37.610 --> 0:36:39.560 I want to say it's community radio, but it wasn't. 0:36:39.580 --> 0:36:41.580 You're in Karratha. It was your first radio job. 0:36:41.600 --> 0:36:42.030 You know, this. 0:36:43.140 --> 0:36:45.440 You were a professional. You were working on radio at 0:36:45.480 --> 0:36:46.100 the time. 0:36:46.219 --> 0:36:47.580 Yes, and it was my first. 0:36:47.960 --> 0:36:49.420 You're rubbing your face as you say it now. 0:36:49.460 --> 0:36:50.180 My first big. 0:36:50.120 --> 0:36:53.100 Interview that I'd ever done. Before that, I'd spoken to 0:36:53.260 --> 0:36:53.840 Cole Elliott. 0:36:54.320 --> 0:36:54.700 Who's he? 0:36:54.820 --> 0:37:01.989 He's a banjo-playing comedian. That was a big deal. But 0:37:02.489 --> 0:37:04.990 before that, I hadn't spoken to anyone of the calibre. 0:37:05.310 --> 0:37:08.730 of peter garrett and i was also a huge midnight 0:37:08.890 --> 0:37:10.930 and a huge midnight off fan of course so it 0:37:10.950 --> 0:37:13.760 was very very and this i do not like hearing 0:37:13.800 --> 0:37:14.380 this well. 0:37:14.620 --> 0:37:16.440 I'm sorry but you're going to have to this is 0:37:16.880 --> 0:37:19.700 a snippet from brendan's very first interview with peter. 0:37:19.500 --> 0:37:21.919 Garrett i have the distinct pleasure of talking to mr 0:37:21.960 --> 0:37:24.250 peter garrett who is the lead singer for midnight or 0:37:24.310 --> 0:37:24.870 peter how. 0:37:24.790 --> 0:37:27.390 Are you this evening i'm fine thanks brendan are you 0:37:27.430 --> 0:37:29.150 having a good a good evening so far. 0:37:30.800 --> 0:37:32.899 Yeah, well, it's kind of like less than evening where 0:37:32.980 --> 0:37:34.820 I am, but it's evening where you are. It's a 0:37:34.840 --> 0:37:37.040 lot warmer here and it's even more warm where you are. 0:37:37.260 --> 0:37:38.279 It certainly is, yeah. 0:37:38.300 --> 0:37:39.860 We had a very hot day yesterday. 0:37:40.400 --> 0:37:42.060 Oh, for God's sake. 0:37:42.380 --> 0:37:44.440 That's better than I remembered it. There were other bits 0:37:44.480 --> 0:37:48.960 that were worse than that. That has made my sphincter tighten. 0:37:48.980 --> 0:37:50.859 You can sharpen a pencil in me right now. 0:37:52.090 --> 0:37:52.410 Okay. 0:37:52.719 --> 0:37:53.460 It's a competition. 0:37:53.480 --> 0:37:55.200 Okay. I don't want to hear that again. 0:37:55.239 --> 0:37:55.660 No, no. 0:37:55.680 --> 0:37:57.760 Or mention of your sphincter. No, no. 0:37:57.800 --> 0:37:58.970 None. None of it. 0:37:59.080 --> 0:38:02.380 The Friday Feels Sessions are coming up with Peter Garrett 0:38:02.400 --> 0:38:04.080 and Martin Rotzi on gold. 0:38:04.239 --> 0:38:04.700 Jam. 0:38:04.739 --> 0:38:05.700 Jam Nation. 0:38:05.780 --> 0:38:08.330 Well, what a way to end the week. Two of 0:38:08.430 --> 0:38:11.690 the most incredible musicians from Midnight Oil are joining us 0:38:11.750 --> 0:38:14.930 here live in the studio for our Friday Feels Sessions. 0:38:15.290 --> 0:38:17.750 Frontman Peter Garrett and one of the best guitarists in 0:38:17.790 --> 0:38:21.150 the country, Martin Rotzi. The guys are about to join 0:38:21.210 --> 0:38:24.330 the Alter Egos on tour. But before that, we've pinned 0:38:24.370 --> 0:38:27.009 them down and here they are, Peter and Martin. Hello. 0:38:27.030 --> 0:38:30.530 Morning, boys. Afternoon, if you don't mind. Yeah, afternoon. 0:38:32.030 --> 0:38:32.410 Good night. 0:38:34.110 --> 0:38:35.210 See you later. Thanks for coming. 0:38:35.890 --> 0:38:38.009 It's great to have you in the studio. I know 0:38:38.370 --> 0:38:41.750 condolences on Rob Hurst. I've spoken to you both about that. 0:38:42.130 --> 0:38:45.049 But it just, you know, and Bones Hillman, it must 0:38:45.070 --> 0:38:48.520 be so difficult when you guys get together. Well, you know, 0:38:48.540 --> 0:38:48.900 I mean. 0:38:49.840 --> 0:38:52.570 You're family after all that time, aren't you? And whoever 0:38:52.590 --> 0:38:54.129 would have thought that the Orls would have been able 0:38:54.170 --> 0:38:55.870 to play as much as he did, to tour as 0:38:55.890 --> 0:38:57.810 much as he did, to make the records, to come 0:38:57.830 --> 0:39:01.469 back and do it all again. And I still think 0:39:01.510 --> 0:39:04.130 we probably feel it's pretty difficult to talk about it, 0:39:04.150 --> 0:39:07.930 but we know that it's happened. And he was such 0:39:08.150 --> 0:39:11.300 an amazing contributor, not only to the band, but generally 0:39:11.420 --> 0:39:13.400 a great songwriter, fantastic drummer, you know. 0:39:14.140 --> 0:39:17.879 Very, very gifted man. And yeah, it's still a big hole. 0:39:18.640 --> 0:39:21.020 You're performing, you're going to be performing with the alter egos. 0:39:21.040 --> 0:39:22.260 Who are your alter egos? 0:39:22.989 --> 0:39:26.210 So Martin, I'm very lucky that Martin comes along and 0:39:26.270 --> 0:39:28.190 sort of plays guitar there. So that's a look over 0:39:28.230 --> 0:39:29.910 my shoulder. I know I'm in good hands, but. 0:39:30.530 --> 0:39:32.339 Graham from Spiderbait is going to join us on drums. 0:39:32.500 --> 0:39:32.980 Oh, good. 0:39:33.040 --> 0:39:35.040 Yeah, yeah, which will be fun. Zoe Hauptman, who plays 0:39:35.080 --> 0:39:36.840 for Missy and Mossy on bass. 0:39:37.040 --> 0:39:37.680 Missy and Mossy. 0:39:37.739 --> 0:39:38.440 Missy and Mossy. 0:39:39.040 --> 0:39:39.700 All the vowels. 0:39:39.900 --> 0:39:41.520 That's right. 0:39:41.560 --> 0:39:45.360 Heather Shannon, keyboard player from the Jezebels, who has recorded 0:39:45.400 --> 0:39:47.200 with me when I've done a couple of the alter's records. 0:39:47.989 --> 0:39:49.890 And as well as that, maybe a couple of my daughters. 0:39:50.250 --> 0:39:53.080 I've got a couple of girls who, you know, part-time 0:39:53.120 --> 0:39:55.259 they do their music. One's in Melbourne, one's up here 0:39:55.300 --> 0:39:58.180 in Sydney. So hopefully either one or both of them 0:39:58.200 --> 0:39:59.200 will come along and sing as well. 0:39:59.540 --> 0:40:00.799 That's nice. Yeah, it's good. 0:40:00.960 --> 0:40:01.880 That's a great thing. 0:40:02.120 --> 0:40:02.319 Yeah. 0:40:02.600 --> 0:40:04.770 It's so nice to have you here, Pete, in the studio. 0:40:05.430 --> 0:40:08.250 We've been talking to you for many, many years. And Jonesy... 0:40:08.739 --> 0:40:12.299 I think you were his first professional interview when he 0:40:12.360 --> 0:40:14.790 started work at Carartha, am I right, Jonesy? 0:40:14.930 --> 0:40:15.109 Yeah. 0:40:15.250 --> 0:40:17.290 We were playing a little bit earlier, Pete, and maybe 0:40:17.310 --> 0:40:18.350 there's room for another snippet here. 0:40:18.390 --> 0:40:20.330 Well, no, I don't think there's any time. I think 0:40:20.489 --> 0:40:23.049 Martin needs to tune his guitar. I reckon there is time. 0:40:23.150 --> 0:40:27.430 Actually, Brendan. Jonesy was working at Carartha, his first radio job, 0:40:27.830 --> 0:40:30.469 so he was employed at this stage. Keep that in 0:40:30.510 --> 0:40:33.029 mind when you hear it. You were employed, and it's 0:40:33.050 --> 0:40:37.010 your first big interview with Peter, and Peter, you're remarkably kind, 0:40:37.050 --> 0:40:38.370 but it's sphincter time. You have a listen. 0:40:38.469 --> 0:40:42.069 Okay, Peter, this is the second final question in this 0:40:42.130 --> 0:40:46.000 list of interrogation, you might call. 0:40:46.460 --> 0:40:46.560 It. 0:40:46.960 --> 0:40:49.759 Just pretend people up here have never heard of Midnight Oil. 0:40:49.860 --> 0:40:51.960 What would you tell a person that's never heard. 0:40:51.820 --> 0:40:52.360 Of Midnight Oil? 0:40:52.420 --> 0:40:53.460 What can they expect? 0:40:53.660 --> 0:40:55.390 Well, it's not country and western. 0:40:55.430 --> 0:40:55.509 Okay. 0:40:57.300 --> 0:40:58.200 I love that answer. 0:40:58.420 --> 0:41:01.120 Oh, you sound older than you do now. 0:41:01.140 --> 0:41:03.719 I think the bit where I said, we're going to 0:41:03.760 --> 0:41:06.660 look after the kids, and I was 22 at the time. Well, Pete, 0:41:07.020 --> 0:41:08.740 I thank you very much for your time. 0:41:08.760 --> 0:41:10.029 It's been an experience for me. 0:41:10.030 --> 0:41:13.270 $ 25 is great to go and see a band, and 0:41:13.310 --> 0:41:15.750 it also benefits the kids up here of the Northwest, 0:41:15.810 --> 0:41:17.890 and kids are our future, so hell, we've got. 0:41:17.870 --> 0:41:18.790 To look after them, don't we? 0:41:19.050 --> 0:41:19.910 Yeah, I think so, mate. 0:41:19.989 --> 0:41:20.430 I really do. 0:41:20.530 --> 0:41:22.160 I was 22. 0:41:22.160 --> 0:41:24.239 And also, you said it's been an experience. You didn't 0:41:24.280 --> 0:41:26.979 say good or bad. You just said it's been an experience. 0:41:28.000 --> 0:41:31.029 Well, anyway, you guys are here for the Friday Field Sessions. 0:41:31.210 --> 0:41:34.250 And you understand how this works, of course. And you've 0:41:34.270 --> 0:41:36.550 brought Martin, who dabbed hand around the guitar. 0:41:36.630 --> 0:41:37.770 Yeah, yeah, no. 0:41:37.950 --> 0:41:40.290 So we're going to take a break and then you 0:41:40.310 --> 0:41:43.569 guys will come back and perform a song. Anything in mind? 0:41:44.030 --> 0:41:46.259 Well, you couldn't really ignore what's going on in other 0:41:46.280 --> 0:41:49.290 parts of the world. I'm doing the AUKUS public inquiry. 0:41:49.310 --> 0:41:51.410 It's a commissioner as well. So, I mean, one song 0:41:51.530 --> 0:41:54.529 clearly leads itself to it, which would be US forces. 0:41:54.630 --> 0:41:57.090 I must say, if you had hair, it'd be great. 0:41:57.130 --> 0:42:00.109 That sounds like the hardest job is doing that inquiry. 0:42:00.530 --> 0:42:03.030 It's been amazing, actually, because it's been a public inquiry. 0:42:03.050 --> 0:42:06.450 It's been publicly funded. And it's because our parliament didn't 0:42:06.489 --> 0:42:08.730 debate the biggest amount of bucks that we will ever 0:42:08.770 --> 0:42:11.509 spend on something which I don't think may or may 0:42:11.550 --> 0:42:13.190 not arrive, nuclear-powered submarines. 0:42:13.430 --> 0:42:14.870 So are we being ripped off? 0:42:15.250 --> 0:42:18.149 This is the worst deal that I have ever seen 0:42:18.190 --> 0:42:20.569 in my life. And I'm taking us all the way 0:42:20.610 --> 0:42:26.450 through recording contracts, higher purchase for a motor vehicle, not 0:42:26.510 --> 0:42:28.130 really knowing what you're doing when you sign up to 0:42:28.150 --> 0:42:31.509 a phone plan, all of those things. It appears to be, 0:42:32.750 --> 0:42:34.989 without any doubt, one of the worst deals ever. And 0:42:35.030 --> 0:42:39.080 the reason is pretty straightforward. We pay up. 0:42:39.200 --> 0:42:40.819 To $ 368 billion. 0:42:40.940 --> 0:42:44.719 On submarines, secondhand, three of them that will come from 0:42:44.969 --> 0:42:48.629 America if they decide that they have surplus to sell 0:42:48.670 --> 0:42:51.169 to us. We don't get our money back if there's 0:42:51.210 --> 0:42:55.839 no delivery. We have to take the radioactive waste, the 0:42:55.880 --> 0:42:58.660 high-level radioactive waste that comes with it. That's probably another 0:42:58.660 --> 0:43:03.480 $ 150 to $ 180 billion for radioactive waste disposal, which we 0:43:03.739 --> 0:43:06.070 actually don't even really have in Australia at all. 0:43:06.080 --> 0:43:07.640 You should give a bit to every family. 0:43:07.739 --> 0:43:08.620 Well, there you go. 0:43:08.860 --> 0:43:09.060 Yeah. 0:43:09.180 --> 0:43:11.910 I mean, the Americans themselves don't do it. And I'm 0:43:11.930 --> 0:43:15.250 very concerned that they may see that as a way, potentially, 0:43:15.810 --> 0:43:19.310 of finding a longer-term solution for their own high-level radioactive waste. 0:43:20.070 --> 0:43:22.890 It's just nuts. US forces give the nod. 0:43:23.010 --> 0:43:25.950 Unless you want to do yellow submarine. 0:43:26.030 --> 0:43:28.270 I know more about submarines, Amanda, than I ever thought 0:43:28.310 --> 0:43:28.790 I would. 0:43:28.810 --> 0:43:30.930 Martin's saying I could do Wedding Cake Island right now. 0:43:30.969 --> 0:43:35.879 Pete doesn't have to sing, which we don't want. Stand by. 0:43:35.960 --> 0:43:39.180 Coming up, Friday Field Sessions, Peter Garrett, Martin Rotzi from 0:43:39.200 --> 0:43:42.000 Midnight Oil for US forces. That's next on Gold. 0:43:42.510 --> 0:43:44.660 See a whole lot more of Jonesy and Amanda on 0:43:44.739 --> 0:43:45.380 our socials. 0:43:45.520 --> 0:43:46.600 Jonesy and Amanda. 0:43:46.640 --> 0:43:48.380 Follow us on Instagram and Facebook. 0:43:48.560 --> 0:43:50.600 Gold, it's Jonesy and Amanda driving you home. It's the 0:43:50.640 --> 0:43:54.319 Friday Feels Sessions. In the studio today, Peter Garrett and 0:43:54.380 --> 0:44:00.070 Martin Rotzi from Midnight Oil. This is great. Wow, look, 0:44:00.330 --> 0:44:05.660 Martin's gone straight into it now. This is what we do. Okay, well, 0:44:06.239 --> 0:44:09.000 I've got to do the DJ bit. I've been training 0:44:09.040 --> 0:44:12.680 on my life for this. Friday Field Sessions, without any 0:44:12.780 --> 0:44:14.840 further ado, you boys are ready? 0:44:15.160 --> 0:44:15.570 We're ready. 0:44:16.310 --> 0:44:17.890 US forces on gold. 0:44:35.370 --> 0:44:35.910 U.S. 0:44:36.030 --> 0:44:45.270 Forces give the nod It's a setback for your country 0:44:49.070 --> 0:44:57.720 Bombs and trenches all in row Bombs and threats still 0:44:58.380 --> 0:45:00.200 ask for more. 0:45:03.460 --> 0:45:04.459 Oh, yeah. 0:45:04.640 --> 0:45:35.500 Oh, yeah. Sing me songs of no denying. Seems to 0:45:35.600 --> 0:45:45.310 me too many trying. Waiting for the next big thing. 0:45:45.350 --> 0:45:53.920 Will you know it when you see it? Iris Children, 0:45:54.100 --> 0:45:55.320 Dogs of War. 0:46:00.170 --> 0:46:06.060 Movements call the shots Business deals in parking lots. 0:46:06.180 --> 0:46:15.260 Waiting for the meat of tomorrow Sing me songs of 0:46:15.320 --> 0:46:17.779 no denying. 0:46:17.080 --> 0:46:23.150 Seems to me too many trying Waiting for the next 0:46:23.310 --> 0:46:24.930 big thing. 0:46:41.840 --> 0:46:46.550 Everyone too stoned to start a mission. People too scared 0:46:46.620 --> 0:46:51.870 to go to prison. We're unable to make decisions. 0:46:52.290 --> 0:46:56.149 Politicians party land across that floor. L. 0:46:56.210 --> 0:46:57.770 Ron Hubbard can't. 0:46:57.570 --> 0:46:58.630 Save your life. 0:46:59.310 --> 0:47:05.250 Superboy take a plutonium wife. In the shadow of Van 0:47:05.630 --> 0:47:13.410 the bomb we live. Sing me songs of no denying 0:47:13.760 --> 0:47:19.609 seems to me too many trying waiting for the next 0:47:20.090 --> 0:47:28.970 big thing Sing me songs of no denying Seems to 0:47:29.050 --> 0:47:36.020 me too many trying Waiting for the next big thing 0:47:37.500 --> 0:47:43.280 One more Sing me songs of no denying Seems to 0:47:43.360 --> 0:47:50.520 me too many trying Waiting for the next big thing. 0:47:53.500 --> 0:47:53.980 Whoa. 0:47:54.860 --> 0:47:55.940 Goodness me. 0:47:56.400 --> 0:47:57.220 I feel a bit emotional. 0:47:57.239 --> 0:47:58.209 Amanda's crying. 0:47:59.010 --> 0:48:02.450 Just the power of that current political climate, the power 0:48:02.469 --> 0:48:04.810 of having you here and all that you've taken on, 0:48:04.850 --> 0:48:05.450 it's amazing. 0:48:05.530 --> 0:48:08.020 And you're singing and looking out at our warships, the 0:48:08.140 --> 0:48:09.340 one that we've got in the harbour. 0:48:10.480 --> 0:48:11.219 Extraordinary. 0:48:11.280 --> 0:48:12.020 Thank you, friends. 0:48:12.360 --> 0:48:13.060 No, that was so good. 0:48:13.080 --> 0:48:15.040 Cranking it out during the day, doing our best. 0:48:15.620 --> 0:48:17.319 Thank you. Amazing, amazing. 0:48:17.340 --> 0:48:18.530 What a privilege it was. 0:48:18.610 --> 0:48:21.690 Check out the Alter Egos. Also, Gila Gala, Friday the 0:48:22.250 --> 0:48:26.600 23rd of October. You guys are performing at that. Yes, 0:48:26.640 --> 0:48:28.640 we are. Yes, we are. 0:48:28.660 --> 0:48:29.700 Check your diary, Pete. 0:48:29.719 --> 0:48:34.080 Check your Peter diary. And, of course, you can check 0:48:34.140 --> 0:48:36.480 out all the details about the Older Ego's tour. We 0:48:36.500 --> 0:48:37.760 will put it on our website. 0:48:38.120 --> 0:48:39.950 Peter, thank you. Thank you for having us. 0:48:40.020 --> 0:48:40.940 Martin, thank you. 0:48:41.100 --> 0:48:43.500 I'll remember it. Thank you. All the details will be 0:48:43.520 --> 0:48:48.279 on our socials, and thank you. Jam Nation. Everybody. Best money. 0:48:48.360 --> 0:48:48.960 Extra cash. 0:48:49.080 --> 0:48:49.580 Any money. 0:48:49.620 --> 0:48:50.660 Jonesy and Demanders. 0:48:50.680 --> 0:48:51.379 Subscribe. 0:48:51.810 --> 0:48:54.270 Here it is, 10 questions, 60 seconds on the clock. 0:48:54.310 --> 0:48:55.680 You could pass if you don't know an answer. We'll 0:48:55.700 --> 0:48:57.660 come back to that question if time permits. You get 0:48:57.680 --> 0:49:00.160 all the questions right, $ 1, 000. 0:48:59.040 --> 0:49:03.920 You can turn that into $ 2, 000 by answering a bonus question, 0:49:03.960 --> 0:49:05.280 but it is double or nothing. 0:49:05.320 --> 0:49:07.100 Rikki, Rikki, Rikki is in Kenwick. 0:49:07.380 --> 0:49:07.879 Hello, Rikki. 0:49:07.900 --> 0:49:07.960 Hi. 0:49:08.860 --> 0:49:15.450 How are you? Very well, thank you. Feeling lucky, punk? Oh, definitely. 0:49:15.590 --> 0:49:16.390 All right, excellent. 0:49:16.630 --> 0:49:17.529 I like the category, too. 0:49:17.630 --> 0:49:19.990 Am I detecting a slight Kiwi accent with you, Ricky? 0:49:20.930 --> 0:49:22.489 No. Oh, there you go. 0:49:22.530 --> 0:49:24.009 I'm normally pretty good at picking it. 0:49:24.450 --> 0:49:26.460 No, I've just been to New Zealand. 0:49:27.020 --> 0:49:28.339 Oh, so you're now one? 0:49:28.380 --> 0:49:31.100 I'm pretty much a Kiwi, and Ricky is not that. 0:49:31.219 --> 0:49:32.859 Well, even Ricky has verified that. 0:49:32.920 --> 0:49:33.160 Ricky. 0:49:33.400 --> 0:49:35.240 All right, Ricky, let's see what we can do. 10 questions, 0:49:35.239 --> 0:49:37.719 60 seconds. If you're not sure, say pass. We might 0:49:37.760 --> 0:49:38.700 have time to come back, okay? 0:49:38.719 --> 0:49:38.980 Okay. 0:49:39.980 --> 0:49:40.480 Okay, great. 0:49:40.500 --> 0:49:40.920 Thank you. 0:49:41.180 --> 0:49:41.620 Ricky, good luck. 0:49:41.640 --> 0:49:44.530 Ricky's doing her best to sound least Kiwi as ever. 0:49:44.550 --> 0:49:45.900 A bit of German thrown in. 0:49:45.910 --> 0:49:47.230 Say chili bin, Ricky. 0:49:48.969 --> 0:49:50.670 I can try to do Irish, but I'm not very 0:49:50.710 --> 0:49:53.969 good at accents. No, you only have to speak any 0:49:54.010 --> 0:49:55.969 way you'd like as long as we get these questions right. 0:49:55.989 --> 0:49:57.529 Let's get you winning this money, Ricky. 0:49:57.650 --> 0:50:00.560 Here we go, Ricky. Here comes question number one. What's 0:50:00.600 --> 0:50:01.640 the opposite of east? 0:50:02.760 --> 0:50:02.960 West. 0:50:03.340 --> 0:50:08.340 Question two. Which Disney characters' nose grew when they lied? Pinocchio. 0:50:08.520 --> 0:50:11.140 Question three. What animal features on our $ 1 coin? 0:50:13.719 --> 0:50:13.939 Pass. 0:50:14.360 --> 0:50:18.490 Question four. Which day of the week starts with W? Wednesday. 0:50:18.770 --> 0:50:21.150 Question five. Who was Russell Brand's first wife? 0:50:22.969 --> 0:50:23.650 Katy Perry. 0:50:23.810 --> 0:50:27.910 Question six. In a website browser bar, WWW stands for what? 0:50:28.840 --> 0:50:32.140 World Wide Web. Question seven. Which Grand Slam did Serena 0:50:32.180 --> 0:50:33.540 Williams win while pregnant? 0:50:35.560 --> 0:50:35.759 Pass. 0:50:36.310 --> 0:50:39.009 Question eight, how much milk is used in an espresso? 0:50:41.610 --> 0:50:41.860 None. 0:50:42.430 --> 0:50:45.100 Question nine, may the odds be ever in your favour 0:50:45.280 --> 0:50:46.640 is a line from which movie? 0:50:48.960 --> 0:50:49.180 Pass. 0:50:49.540 --> 0:50:51.840 Question 10, in which sport would you use a fly 0:50:51.940 --> 0:50:52.480 and a rod? 0:50:52.500 --> 0:50:55.660 Sorry, could you repeat the question? 0:50:55.680 --> 0:50:57.820 In what sport would you use a fly and a rod? 0:50:57.840 --> 0:50:59.700 Fishing, fly fishing. 0:50:59.760 --> 0:51:00.520 What animal's on our $ 1 coin? 0:51:03.530 --> 0:51:04.010 Oh, yes. 0:51:04.050 --> 0:51:05.170 Ricky, Ricky, Ricky. 0:51:05.250 --> 0:51:08.770 So there's two you didn't get to. There was a 0:51:09.110 --> 0:51:11.610 sort of famous story, the Grand Slam that Serena Williams 0:51:11.640 --> 0:51:13.340 won while pregnant was the Australian Open. 0:51:14.219 --> 0:51:15.660 Yes, yes. 0:51:16.280 --> 0:51:17.120 You would have got that one. 0:51:17.900 --> 0:51:18.260 Yeah. 0:51:19.020 --> 0:51:20.739 And how about this? May the odds be ever in 0:51:20.780 --> 0:51:22.840 your favour. A line from which movie? 0:51:22.860 --> 0:51:26.470 First. 0:51:27.630 --> 0:51:29.530 Star Wars, I want to say, but. 0:51:29.700 --> 0:51:31.700 It was Hunger Games. I wouldn't have got away with 0:51:31.719 --> 0:51:34.540 Hunger Games. Oh, Rikki, you did so well. 0:51:34.620 --> 0:51:36.400 Can you just say chili bin for us, Rikki? 0:51:37.760 --> 0:51:38.279 Chili bin? 0:51:39.219 --> 0:51:40.370 Are you sure you're not a Kiwi? 0:51:41.210 --> 0:51:44.590 I'm pretty sure I'm not. Maybe ask yourself, Rikki. 0:51:44.610 --> 0:51:46.430 You know, those All Blacks, aren't they terrible? 0:51:46.450 --> 0:51:48.980 I know. This will be a sign. 0:51:49.239 --> 0:51:52.020 That's a sign. Rikki, you have a good weekend. Thank 0:51:52.040 --> 0:51:52.640 you for joining us. 0:51:53.489 --> 0:51:53.640 You too. 0:51:53.660 --> 0:51:54.230 Thank you. 0:51:54.570 --> 0:51:57.610 If you want to be a part of Instagram, jonesyandamanda.com.au. 0:51:57.730 --> 0:52:00.430 It's as simple as that. Jam Nation. We straddle a 0:52:00.489 --> 0:52:01.800 lot of medias in this business. 0:52:02.219 --> 0:52:05.620 Media, medium. I don't think it's medias. What did you say? Medias. 0:52:05.920 --> 0:52:06.760 I think it's media. 0:52:07.040 --> 0:52:07.360 Okay. 0:52:07.600 --> 0:52:08.800 We straddle a lot of stuff. 0:52:08.820 --> 0:52:10.979 Are you going to just constantly do this all the time? 0:52:11.000 --> 0:52:11.340 I am. 0:52:11.500 --> 0:52:13.820 I straddle a lot of the English language. 0:52:14.320 --> 0:52:14.720 Okay. 0:52:14.940 --> 0:52:19.089 And to keep a track of all of this. We 0:52:19.110 --> 0:52:20.970 have Jenna, our social media guru. 0:52:21.170 --> 0:52:25.330 Her name is Jenna and she loves cats, TikTok, Snapchat. 0:52:25.390 --> 0:52:28.010 She's a social media guru. 0:52:28.310 --> 0:52:31.109 We like to call her our social media dipstick. 0:52:31.200 --> 0:52:32.540 By the way, she's single. 0:52:32.600 --> 0:52:34.040 What's poppin'? Nice. 0:52:34.360 --> 0:52:34.760 Nice. 0:52:34.780 --> 0:52:35.000 Nice one. 0:52:35.160 --> 0:52:37.779 Well, Instagram Live with TikTok Tucker, that's become a bit 0:52:37.800 --> 0:52:38.420 of a success. 0:52:38.460 --> 0:52:38.700 Yes. 0:52:38.719 --> 0:52:40.220 Jenna, tell Amanda you news. 0:52:40.280 --> 0:52:43.690 Yeah, so every week during TikTok Tucker, And Jonesy and 0:52:43.750 --> 0:52:46.610 I thought maybe we could go Instagram Live during the 0:52:46.650 --> 0:52:48.930 whole two, usually it's two breaks. 0:52:49.130 --> 0:52:50.730 I remember yesterday I had to hold my stomach in 0:52:50.770 --> 0:52:51.370 for ages. 0:52:51.390 --> 0:52:51.670 Yeah. 0:52:51.770 --> 0:52:54.050 So, I mean, if we prepared that for once a week, 0:52:54.230 --> 0:52:55.069 I think that would be good. 0:52:55.130 --> 0:52:55.490 Yeah. 0:52:55.670 --> 0:52:58.010 And people were commenting. Your friend Janice. 0:52:58.370 --> 0:53:02.710 Janet, I mentioned that because you put a banana skin 0:53:02.750 --> 0:53:04.720 on the ground and made a joke about skidding on it. 0:53:04.730 --> 0:53:07.110 And I said a friend of mine, Janet, actually skidded 0:53:07.150 --> 0:53:11.589 on a banana peel. Janet weirdly was watching us go 0:53:11.650 --> 0:53:15.009 live on Instagram. From Canada and said, yes, that was me. 0:53:15.130 --> 0:53:16.339 I skidded on a banana peel. 0:53:16.360 --> 0:53:19.320 Do you see what's happening? It's a show within a show. 0:53:19.820 --> 0:53:20.580 This is great. 0:53:20.719 --> 0:53:21.410 Let's keep it up. 0:53:21.640 --> 0:53:21.839 Yeah. 0:53:21.960 --> 0:53:22.200 Yeah. 0:53:22.620 --> 0:53:24.520 So it's been a big week across the Jonesy and 0:53:24.540 --> 0:53:27.400 Amanda socials. And it all started when you opened the 0:53:27.460 --> 0:53:30.620 gifts you received from the one and only Kylie Minogue. 0:53:30.840 --> 0:53:31.120 Oh, yeah. 0:53:31.300 --> 0:53:31.610 Yes. 0:53:31.989 --> 0:53:35.570 So Jonesy, you received an XL t-shirt and Amanda, a 0:53:35.650 --> 0:53:40.890 medium in her special edition AFL t-shirt. Promo merch. 0:53:40.910 --> 0:53:41.770 Yeah, exactly. 0:53:42.050 --> 0:53:43.250 Jonesy was affronted. 0:53:43.430 --> 0:53:46.430 I thought I knew Kylie fairly well and I thought 0:53:46.450 --> 0:53:48.610 she knew me well. Clearly hasn't seen me in the 0:53:48.670 --> 0:53:52.870 flesh lately, but to go an extra large T-shirt is 0:53:54.550 --> 0:53:55.110 what's happened. 0:53:55.330 --> 0:53:58.070 I've forgotten the horror of this conversation. 0:53:58.489 --> 0:54:00.500 Well, you know, I haven't porked out, have I? 0:54:00.890 --> 0:54:03.810 No, but the fact that you would think that Kylie 0:54:04.030 --> 0:54:07.930 A is involved, B knows your size, C gives a rat's. 0:54:08.780 --> 0:54:10.960 I could imagine Kylie at home just packing all those 0:54:11.000 --> 0:54:12.060 T-shirts into the room. 0:54:12.080 --> 0:54:14.200 Jonesy, he gets, oh, how big is he when I 0:54:14.219 --> 0:54:15.860 put my arms around him in my dreams? 0:54:17.680 --> 0:54:20.320 Anyway. Yeah, so Jonesy, you gave it a try. 0:54:20.340 --> 0:54:22.859 I did. I gave it a try and it was 0:54:22.920 --> 0:54:23.660 swimming on me. 0:54:24.480 --> 0:54:25.820 Swimming. You look like Herman Munster. 0:54:26.520 --> 0:54:30.120 Our videos receive close to 200,000 views across our socials 0:54:30.480 --> 0:54:33.920 with most people actually disagreeing with you. In saying that 0:54:33.940 --> 0:54:34.900 it fit well. 0:54:36.930 --> 0:54:38.890 I love people. I love people. 0:54:38.930 --> 0:54:41.050 They're just trolling. Trolls. 0:54:41.390 --> 0:54:44.650 She says, I think it's well fitted. Room to move. 0:54:45.160 --> 0:54:48.500 While Jennifer added, it fits fine. Ungrateful git. 0:54:51.280 --> 0:54:54.259 I did put it over another shirt that I was wearing. 0:54:55.910 --> 0:54:57.910 You had it on over your puffer jacket, remember? 0:54:57.930 --> 0:54:58.630 Yeah, so. 0:54:58.710 --> 0:54:59.969 She said helping out. Yeah. 0:55:00.390 --> 0:55:01.920 Danny Minogue also commented. 0:55:02.000 --> 0:55:02.500 Oh, did she? 0:55:02.520 --> 0:55:04.840 Yeah, with the laughing, crying emoji. 0:55:04.860 --> 0:55:07.819 So there you go. See, Danny, she knows me as well. 0:55:08.120 --> 0:55:11.180 She would have been packing the thing with Kylie and said, no, no, 0:55:11.219 --> 0:55:14.080 Jonesy's definitely at best a large. I guess. 0:55:15.250 --> 0:55:16.130 But still a git. 0:55:16.630 --> 0:55:17.610 He's not a git. 0:55:18.050 --> 0:55:22.950 Another popular post belonged to listener Cameron with this conspiracy theory. 0:55:23.430 --> 0:55:26.590 When you watch TV, I saw a tan from Adelaide. 0:55:26.930 --> 0:55:28.990 His name was Hans. You know Hans? 0:55:29.030 --> 0:55:29.569 Yes, I do. 0:55:29.590 --> 0:55:30.330 He speaks German. 0:55:31.070 --> 0:55:34.390 But the funny thing is, when he's on TV, I 0:55:34.430 --> 0:55:37.420 don't see another Aussie comedian in the name of Peter Hallier. 0:55:37.840 --> 0:55:40.500 But when I see Peter Hallier on TV, I don't 0:55:40.560 --> 0:55:41.060 see Hans. 0:55:41.860 --> 0:55:45.400 So his conspiracy theory was that Peter Hellyer and Hans, 0:55:46.060 --> 0:55:52.529 the vaudevillian cabaret makeup-wearing person, are the same people. 0:55:52.550 --> 0:55:54.010 That's a hell of a LinkedIn profile. 0:55:55.110 --> 0:55:55.970 They're the same people. 0:55:56.010 --> 0:56:00.430 Yes, exactly. So it's gone bonkers online with very conflicting views. 0:56:00.850 --> 0:56:04.109 Some see the similarities while others are saying that Cameron 0:56:04.180 --> 0:56:09.640 needs to go to Specsavers. Hans himself shared the post saying, 0:56:10.100 --> 0:56:14.330 Peter Hellyer? Don't they know I'm Sarah Harrison Carlotta's younger brother? 0:56:14.910 --> 0:56:14.980 Oh. 0:56:15.010 --> 0:56:15.350 Yes. 0:56:15.590 --> 0:56:17.160 Wow. That's specific. 0:56:17.320 --> 0:56:19.840 Yeah, and then we got Peter Hellyer on the line 0:56:19.980 --> 0:56:22.440 to address the claims and he said this. 0:56:22.780 --> 0:56:26.560 Listen, I don't disagree because I think if I put 0:56:26.600 --> 0:56:29.030 on the same make-up as Hans did, I'd look less 0:56:29.090 --> 0:56:32.410 Hans and more like Anne Haggerty from The Chase. I 0:56:32.430 --> 0:56:35.190 think that would be my kind of, that's exactly what 0:56:35.210 --> 0:56:36.169 I would look like, I think. 0:56:36.330 --> 0:56:38.169 There you go. Hans is good. 0:56:39.600 --> 0:56:44.640 On another note, it's time for Digital Jenners. This is 0:56:44.680 --> 0:56:47.049 where I choose my favourite contributor of the week who 0:56:47.070 --> 0:56:49.430 will receive a bespoke tin hat made by Amanda. 0:56:49.450 --> 0:56:51.120 I've got a sweatshop onto it. 0:56:51.989 --> 0:56:55.050 And this week it goes to another Cameron who called 0:56:55.110 --> 0:56:58.670 us with his hilarious nickname, which you will understand as 0:56:58.710 --> 0:56:59.850 soon as he speaks. 0:57:00.130 --> 0:57:05.300 No, my nickname is Jocky. I weigh about 45 kilos, 0:57:05.320 --> 0:57:05.960 so I can work. 0:57:08.280 --> 0:57:11.580 I was probably about five foot tall when. 0:57:11.400 --> 0:57:14.770 About 25 years ago a work colleague nicknamed me Jockey 0:57:14.810 --> 0:57:16.750 and it's just a name that's just stuck forever. 0:57:17.250 --> 0:57:18.530 You do sound like a jockey. 0:57:18.650 --> 0:57:20.050 Are you a jockey? Have you ever ridden? 0:57:20.070 --> 0:57:21.580 I bloody hate horses. 0:57:24.640 --> 0:57:25.300 Oh, Jockey. 0:57:27.000 --> 0:57:28.360 What a week it's been. 0:57:28.440 --> 0:57:29.300 Well done, Jenna. 0:57:29.320 --> 0:57:31.200 Thank you. She's XXL in talent. 0:57:31.460 --> 0:57:32.820 Righto, you two. 0:57:32.860 --> 0:57:42.400 That's enough. Well, we will see you all on Monday. 0:57:42.420 --> 0:57:45.740 Jonesyandamanda.com.au. If you would like to register for our Hot 0:57:45.800 --> 0:57:49.030 Lap or the Fast Five or Instagram or even listen 0:57:49.070 --> 0:57:50.720 to this back, you can do it. 0:57:50.810 --> 0:57:52.130 Absolutely. And we'll see you then. 0:57:52.310 --> 0:57:55.310 Good day to you. Well, thank God that's over. 0:57:55.990 --> 0:57:59.030 Catch up on the Jonesy and Amanda podcast. Download the 0:57:59.070 --> 0:58:00.650 free iHeart app now. 0:58:00.670 --> 0:58:05.170 See you next time. 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