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Speaker 1: Now it's kiss and willin Mordi. That's Mariah on your Tuesday.

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Speaker 2: I hope everybody's having a brilliant, brilliant Tuesday wherever you

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Speaker 2: are right now? Woulds I'd love to hear from you

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Speaker 2: guys on thirty one and six five with Genius Tales

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Speaker 2: of revenge a bit of a bit.

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Speaker 1: Of a pink with eminem. I believed cool lab big

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Speaker 1: that one. It wll it was huge. What are you

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Speaker 1: thinking about?

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Speaker 2: So now I'm going to throw down the gauntlet on

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Speaker 2: the first genius revenge tale. I'm gonna throw down to

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Speaker 2: gauntlet if you guys think you can beat it. Thirty

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Speaker 2: one and six five is a phone number I'd love

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Speaker 2: to hear from you. Woman today was in and around

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Speaker 2: the Canberra area and she got honked going through a

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Speaker 2: drive through at Macers. Sure, okay, just to set the

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Speaker 2: scene fire, she goes into the macas as she's driving

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Speaker 2: in the audacity on the woman to honk her on

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Speaker 2: the way through. She's livid, She's absolutely livid. But you

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Speaker 2: know what she decides to you know what, She's going

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Speaker 2: to be compassionate. She's going to fight the compassion with

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Speaker 2: a bit of love. I was going to fight the

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Speaker 2: honking with a bit of love. She So what she

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Speaker 2: does is she goes to the first window where you

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Speaker 2: have to pay for your mackers, and she pays for

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Speaker 2: both their mackers.

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Speaker 1: She pays for the honkers mackers, she pays for her

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Speaker 1: own macers, and she pays for the honkers makers. Kill

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Speaker 1: them with kindness, kill them with kindness, don't mind her.

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Speaker 1: And that's normally the tale that I would tell. But

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Speaker 1: what happens is.

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Speaker 2: She then goes to the second window, right, so that's

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Speaker 2: always the window where you go and get your food.

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Speaker 2: The woman behind her by the way is waving. She's

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Speaker 2: just absolutely chaffed that this woman's got it for her.

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Speaker 2: Of course, so she goes to the second window, and

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Speaker 2: given that she paid for both of them, she has

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Speaker 2: both receipts, she picks up both their food and then

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Speaker 2: drives off.

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Speaker 1: Women, How good is that?

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Speaker 3: I just want to go and do that immediately your

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Speaker 3: broadcast and sit in the drive through and not move,

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Speaker 3: hopefully get honked and then go, oh, I'm going.

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Speaker 1: To get you.

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Speaker 2: It's actually an amazing way. I've just realized to steal

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Speaker 2: other people's McDonald's. But you have to pay for it.

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Speaker 2: Obviously you have to pay for it. Who wouldn't redone

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Speaker 2: that on that show at all? But anyway, look, let's

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Speaker 2: get back to the genius tales of revenge. I've got one.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if it tops that one. If I'm

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Speaker 2: being things thrown downwards. So if you can't top it,

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Speaker 2: then don't come to the party.

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Speaker 3: Well I'll still come to the party, and I'm just

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Speaker 3: not sure if what I'm bringing is good enough to

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Speaker 3: make the dinner part.

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Speaker 1: Well, you know, I have a song to think about it.

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Speaker 2: Have a song to think about it, crafty story, putting

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Speaker 2: the mail in it you need to It's one line third,

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Speaker 2: one six five open. That is a brilliant tale of revenge.

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Speaker 2: If you think you've got a better tale of revenge

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Speaker 2: than that, look, it's the worst part about human nature,

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Speaker 2: but they're often great stories. We'd love to hear from

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Speaker 2: you Kiss podcast, Kiss Well on a Tuesday afternoon, thirday

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Speaker 2: one O six five. We're taking it your calls right now,

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Speaker 2: guys all, thanks to Medibank genius Tales of Revenge. We've

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Speaker 2: got Sarah who's given us a buzz. Sarah, Hi, good.

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Speaker 1: You reckon, you can beat my I'm not going to

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Speaker 1: redo it.

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Speaker 2: But there's a story I just told then about a

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Speaker 2: chick who stole some macas of somebody else that to

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Speaker 2: drive through and when you're paraphrase, doesn't sound like Genie's

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Speaker 2: Tale of Revenge, but it was.

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Speaker 1: It was good Woods.

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Speaker 3: You can get on the podcast you reckon, you can

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Speaker 3: beat it though.

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Speaker 4: Okay, to be honest, that one was pretty good. But

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Speaker 4: I have a pretty good one. Going through a super

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Speaker 4: messy breakup with one of my ex boyfriends, I needed

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Speaker 4: a way to get back at him, so put a

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Speaker 4: heap of thought and care into this one. I logged

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Speaker 4: into his Netflix account and cleared he's like viewing history,

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Speaker 4: so you have no idea where he's up to doing

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Speaker 4: his like TV shows and like you didn't have his

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Speaker 4: watch was there anymore?

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Speaker 5: Either?

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Speaker 1: Pretty good? Pretty good? Pretty good?

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Speaker 3: I mean personally, I'd be able to figure it out

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Speaker 3: pretty quickly, like where.

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Speaker 1: I was in a season. What do you mean, don't

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Speaker 1: you that's the most annoying thing in the world. Do

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Speaker 1: we see this one? Have we seen this one? We

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Speaker 1: haven't seen that? Yeah? No, that's fair.

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Speaker 2: I mean that's what I love about that. Sarah, I'm

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Speaker 2: not sure if you're there but that's the subtlety. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: the subtlety there was brilliant. I mean, he doesn't even

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Speaker 2: know that would have been used, just like his great stuff, Sarah,

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Speaker 2: great stuff.

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Speaker 1: I like that speaking to subtle a subtle example.

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Speaker 3: Now I'm not sure if this is true, but a

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Speaker 3: lot of people may have heard this one. Did you

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Speaker 3: hear the rumor that Sam Sung paid their one billion

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Speaker 3: dollar fine to Apple in five cent coins?

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Speaker 2: Oh? That's right, that's right, in like ten Yeah, it's

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Speaker 2: just trucks and trucks and trucks rocked.

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Speaker 3: Up at Apple with all these five cent pieces. Now,

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Speaker 3: I'm not sure if that's true. No, I've got to

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Speaker 3: preface that again. I've got to say that again. No,

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Speaker 3: that's very good.

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Speaker 2: We've got Steph who's called us on thirty one six

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Speaker 2: five Steph, You've got a genius tale of revenge.

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Speaker 1: Hey, guys.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, a few years ago I met a guy and

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Speaker 6: we went on a few dates and he ghosted me

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Speaker 6: really bad.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, And a couple of months later, like is this

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Speaker 6: nothing had happened? We matched again and he was keen

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Speaker 6: to catch up again, and so I arranged for us

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Speaker 6: to go get drinks somewhere on the other side of

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Speaker 6: town from where he lives. I knew that much and

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Speaker 6: didn't rock up and went out with my girlfriend applied Steph.

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Speaker 3: What a more on of a guy, Like the fact

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Speaker 3: he didn't recognize you again, Bell straight back into the

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Speaker 3: bed track.

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Speaker 1: He ghosted you two months ago. And then it's like, oh,

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Speaker 1: I don't think I've seen her before, or he was

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Speaker 1: dumb enough to think that she didn't remember us.

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Speaker 2: He rocks up wearing one of those fake mustaches with

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Speaker 2: the plastic eyes.

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Speaker 1: As talking about genius revenge stories. What you got?

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Speaker 5: Oh? Yeah. So when I broke up with Virex, she

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Speaker 5: was writing about ten or fifteen books, you know, like

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Speaker 5: halfway through some of them, most of them. So when

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Speaker 5: we broke up on the last day, when I was leaving,

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Speaker 5: I took all her book bunk and posting in different places.

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Speaker 1: Really got ask up.

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Speaker 2: You didn't just take them out, You've put them in

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Speaker 2: different places in the book.

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Speaker 3: It's a subtlety again, isn't it.

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Speaker 2: It's like when my sister removed one of the rubber

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Speaker 2: feet underneath my laptop.

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Speaker 1: So I was constantly on a tilt for all of you. Twelve.

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Speaker 1: It was good, It was good.

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Speaker 3: It's got a Samantha, Samantha talking genius revenge.

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Speaker 1: What you got?

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Speaker 4: Okay? So I over in Western Australia my school camp.

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Speaker 4: So I was there with a bunch of girls, and

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Speaker 4: there was this girl there who was super nasty to me.

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Speaker 4: And in the middle of the night, when we're all

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Speaker 4: trying to sleep, she shouted out to everyone for me

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Speaker 4: to just get a life and get some friends.

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Speaker 2: Oh that sucks. Jeez, kids suck, don't they. I mean

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Speaker 2: sometimes they're so aggressive.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, pretty nasty at the times. It was kind of true.

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Speaker 4: So it really got to me.

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Speaker 1: All nine, your poor kid.

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Speaker 4: So the next morning, I woke up early before everybody else,

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Speaker 4: and the first thing you need to do in the

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Speaker 4: morning is obviously go to the bathroom. Of course, So

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Speaker 4: I picked up her bikini top which was hanging out

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Speaker 4: the dry and I pissed all over it in the

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Speaker 4: toilet and then suddenly just hung it back on the line.

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Speaker 4: It's the driver.

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Speaker 3: We were a rewarding subtlety before, but you know what, sometimes.

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Speaker 1: You just gotta piss on someone's stuff. Podcasting now