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Speaker 3: Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: It's the team.
Speaker 1: You're going to have to help me out here.
Speaker 2: I watched the cricket the Ashes on day one, and
Speaker 2: then I slipped into a coma. I think it was
Speaker 2: so excited that we're going to smash you guys, and
Speaker 2: the Veda has woken up. So I presume England one. Yeah, Well,
Speaker 2: it just tell me what happened. We must have smashed
Speaker 2: you guys, because Friday night it was all in England's favorite,
Speaker 2: so I presume that would have carried on, no reason
Speaker 2: for it not to.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean at three o'clock, you guys would definitely
Speaker 4: definitely yeah.
Speaker 1: So I've been in a coma since Friday night.
Speaker 2: England won by how many wickets? I don't know how
Speaker 2: to give it to me straight, guys, And it must
Speaker 2: be awkward for you to say congratulations, because.
Speaker 1: There's no way we would have.
Speaker 2: Just the only word I keep seeing over the weekend
Speaker 2: is capitulation. I've never said the word in my life,
Speaker 2: but it's the only word to sum up England's humiliate.
Speaker 5: There were nine England wickets in ninety nine balls.
Speaker 1: Just incredible.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've never seen you ever go first of all
Speaker 2: world in Australia. Amazing stuff, just on all counts. But
Speaker 2: I don't think i've seen anything so traumatic. Friday was wild. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Friday was crazy and I felt like the whole series
Speaker 2: in one day. Yes, yeah, yeah, the Game of Thrones,
Speaker 2: all of Game of Thrones in one day. It was
Speaker 2: just wild. So we're winning now, yeah.
Speaker 4: But you were in an unassailable position at three o'clock.
Speaker 4: I was complete despair. I was like, well, there's no
Speaker 4: way we care.
Speaker 1: I presume there. It's going to night Ben Stokes.
Speaker 2: Yes, by Saturday morning, wait King Charles up if he's
Speaker 2: not watching it already. And then Saturday was another just
Speaker 2: a wild, wild run.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was over so quickly.
Speaker 4: It was like you went from being in an actually
Speaker 4: completely unbeatable position to losing by this so much.
Speaker 2: So much, so much, so much at that level, and
Speaker 2: also happens there's such a long gap in between.
Speaker 1: It's a really big deal. It's huge.
Speaker 2: Now it's supposed to be twenty five days at cricket,
Speaker 2: which you're lucky.
Speaker 1: No, I can't. I don't know how England come back.
Speaker 2: No, I think I think that's not that really just
Speaker 2: sho psychologically does How could it not? It's such it's
Speaker 2: such global humiliation. I'm telling you now, I've seen all
Speaker 2: the newspaper headlines here. That's nothing compared to how bad
Speaker 2: it is in the UK. It's awful.
Speaker 4: You guys are savage. I saw some of those as well.
Speaker 4: They did a wrap.
Speaker 2: Actually they've been trying to get citizenship here, trying to
Speaker 2: find jobs in the BBL.
Speaker 1: Lower batters, lower batters. You know it's Morgan is blowing up.
Speaker 2: His timeline was amazing, Well, we're going to win this
Speaker 2: four nil to then demanding people get fired, the five
Speaker 2: stages of grief.
Speaker 6: Yes, all in one beautiful tweet page.
Speaker 2: It must have been amazing for an Australian to watch.
Speaker 6: It was.
Speaker 2: It was the one, the one of the best openings
Speaker 2: to anything you've seen before.
Speaker 4: Definitely the best, probably the best two hours of cricket,
Speaker 4: or maybe I guess four hours of cricket that I've
Speaker 4: ever seen. It was just so thrilling everything went our way,
Speaker 4: and then that to see Travis head, Oh my god, wait, come,
Speaker 4: And he wasn't supposed to open the batting No, And
Speaker 4: then there.
Speaker 2: Was that last minute decision that it's amazing those chances
Speaker 2: because if you don't make that call, I don't think
Speaker 2: it goes the way it did.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it wasn't like some grand plan. It's just
Speaker 4: that Kowaja was out injured. Who's next that guy? Sure
Speaker 4: he's done now, right? He looks ancient.
Speaker 2: The poor man around the poor man. It's every couple
Speaker 2: of years. Yes, it's a really big deal. He takes
Speaker 2: part in a golf tournament the day before and the
Speaker 2: day before that and the day before that, and then
Speaker 2: it's not mine. Screwedge.
Speaker 6: He was hobbling around.
Speaker 2: You get that one, I'll get the next one.
Speaker 1: Okay, get the dank running. He's also going to tile
Speaker 1: on the way to So if it's like the big thing,
Speaker 1: it's the ashes.
Speaker 2: You're not You're not playing eighteen holes a day before
Speaker 2: where in teen hours?
Speaker 1: Sure do you do? Wasn't there the story years ago?
Speaker 2: But Clem Maxwell falling out of a golf cart. That's
Speaker 2: Glen Maxwell.
Speaker 1: He does that. That's not news.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: In every Sunday night, mimodad chat. It's never not been
Speaker 2: like that since I moved to every Sunday night. Called
Speaker 2: him yesterday. He's not picked up.
Speaker 1: That's what England.
Speaker 2: He doesn't want to speak to anyone in Australia. It's
Speaker 2: tore my family apart. England's shame on you. You've broken
Speaker 2: a seventy six year old man's heart. No, he's feeling
Speaker 2: the effects of a capitulation. I don't really, I don't
Speaker 2: even know what the real meaning of that word is.
Speaker 2: Is it an instant collapse or.
Speaker 6: Yeah, falling in a heap?
Speaker 4: In a humiliating and completely eetic and embarrassing.
Speaker 2: Have any of us ever used I get a rheo?
Speaker 2: Have any of us ever used that word elsewhere the lives?
Speaker 2: I've never used that word.
Speaker 1: I had an awful weekend.
Speaker 2: I just Saturday night, not too much to drink. I
Speaker 2: just capitulated and that to put me in an.
Speaker 6: Uber But it's not dramatic enough to roll a capitulation.
Speaker 1: Patsy, how was your weekend? What did you get up
Speaker 1: to camera?
Speaker 7: I learned the very hard way that I should be
Speaker 7: reading instructions. I don't always I think I know better
Speaker 7: than the instructions on the.
Speaker 8: Back of a box.
Speaker 7: I had a sore back and I realized we had
Speaker 7: in our covered some of those thermal thermal patches the pain.
Speaker 7: I've never used them before anyway, I thought, you know what,
Speaker 7: that might.
Speaker 8: Just do the trick.
Speaker 1: So you send some to Quadra.
Speaker 6: Like an entire body, shout out to.
Speaker 2: Chemist's warehouse if they could rush some back of it,
Speaker 2: because someone not just throwing.
Speaker 1: Them out there a bit.
Speaker 7: So I thought, I'll use this, and it's pretty easy.
Speaker 7: It looks like a big band aid. I thought you'd
Speaker 7: peel off the thing and just whack it straight on
Speaker 7: the skin. Anyway, So I put it on my back
Speaker 7: and Audrey saw me, my teenager saw me, and she goes, no, mum,
Speaker 7: you're not meant to do it like right on the skin.
Speaker 7: It's meant apparently it's meant to.
Speaker 8: Go over clothes, apparently to like get the heat.
Speaker 1: No, I don't think that's true. No, I put it
Speaker 1: straight on.
Speaker 8: Have you tried taking one of those things off?
Speaker 1: Are you going to go in the shower?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 8: Is that what you're meant to do?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 1: I didn't know. Again, I've I never read the back,
Speaker 1: but I'm alive. Just so. No, I just went in
Speaker 1: the shower.
Speaker 8: Oh well, that's what I should have.
Speaker 2: I don't want to come because I have to be
Speaker 2: on so strong because you're walking around that area of
Speaker 2: the human body in the back and that and so no,
Speaker 2: you've got to you've got to be in the hot
Speaker 2: shower and to peel it off.
Speaker 1: It's agony. Well I didn't, but you can tick it
Speaker 1: off as a waxing as well.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 8: It took about two layers of skin off my back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that brutal is horrible.
Speaker 7: I'm sure they're great, but I really should have read
Speaker 7: the instructions because yeah, I've got this big red sort
Speaker 7: of mark across my bag.
Speaker 2: I tell you, someone who's not right physically today, what
Speaker 2: is going on with your face? And you have botops
Speaker 2: this whole lip fitter?
Speaker 6: I okay, and this is.
Speaker 2: That you're doing an impression, a racist impression of a
Speaker 2: nerd or something.
Speaker 6: It's so much.
Speaker 2: Get Jagger, what's going on?
Speaker 1: Lips like Jagger?
Speaker 4: I'm going to be speaking with the weird. It's really
Speaker 4: hard to speak. I've got a I bit my lip
Speaker 4: on the left side of my mouth really badly, and
Speaker 4: so I've.
Speaker 6: Got these two huge ulcers.
Speaker 1: Right like craters in your mouth, and I've.
Speaker 4: Got a bonus one under my tongue on the left side.
Speaker 4: Now I'm only I'm like talking like Popeye, only about
Speaker 4: the right side of my mouth.
Speaker 2: Okay, And we've only got three hours of radio to am.
Speaker 2: I filming a TV advert tomorrow, I know. And that's
Speaker 2: what I'm talking being deranged fan. TV mann.
Speaker 8: Dongella that you put for babies results.
Speaker 2: So it's hard to understand.
Speaker 9: Said, I've brought let's get here to read out classic
Speaker 9: speeches and the listeners have to guess what And let's
Speaker 9: call Himonngella boy is actually's day in the month.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: You know I love you?
Speaker 2: Tina works on the showy No, She's always banged on about.
Speaker 1: F one's my thing. I love F one. I'm here
Speaker 1: if you ever need someone on a go to me.
Speaker 1: And everyone thinking, all right, in a minute, come on,
Speaker 1: try and explain to us.
Speaker 2: Then why Oscar got bands from the Vegas Grand Prix said.
Speaker 1: I've never heard of so dramatic. I don't know anything
Speaker 1: about it. Why he got banned? I think someone to
Speaker 1: do it like a skid thickness. No, I don't know.
Speaker 1: She said I could. Who can eat? And then she
Speaker 1: goes to me. I think it's English cheating.
Speaker 2: Him on a knife edge. I could capitulate by seven
Speaker 2: o'clock plaps after just one hour of batsy.
Speaker 1: What's happened?
Speaker 5: So there are skids underneath the cars, or they call planks,
Speaker 5: and they have to be less than nine millimeters thick.
Speaker 1: So if they are judged to be less.
Speaker 5: Than nine milimeters thick, it's giving the car an advantage
Speaker 5: because it's lower to the ground. So the car, if
Speaker 5: the car is low to the ground, it gives it
Speaker 5: an unfair advantage, so.
Speaker 1: A less coefficient drag.
Speaker 5: Yes, so Lockie's given me the thumbs up in there
Speaker 5: the biggest f one fan on the planet. So I
Speaker 5: think I've done okay with that explanation. Yes, he's not.
Speaker 2: So you're telling me that all the cars are measured
Speaker 2: to that degree before they race.
Speaker 1: Yes, exactly right.
Speaker 5: And if I think theirs was judged to be like
Speaker 5: eight point eight millimeters, so slightly thinner than the nine
Speaker 5: millimeters recording, this.
Speaker 1: Is cheating or.
Speaker 2: Get some sandpaper out trying to steal it from our
Speaker 2: innocent sweet by Lando why don't name as well?
Speaker 1: Nothing can be more English?
Speaker 2: Well, first of all than Ben Stokes, but then Lando Norris.
Speaker 2: It's like a Star Wars character Christian advice Rio and
Speaker 2: his mouth. Also, you are in a lot of pain.
Speaker 6: It actually is excruciating to talk O God.
Speaker 1: And if only you didn't have a job that does
Speaker 1: actually buire it like a lot.
Speaker 6: It's the biggest part of it.
Speaker 2: Because the other guy was.
Speaker 1: Confused.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I think this is house stress. I warned you
Speaker 2: Friday you were getting into a brave new territory now,
Speaker 2: but it starts to affect your emotional health.
Speaker 1: You're picking up the keys. You've only got the keys.
Speaker 1: You get the keys today.
Speaker 2: And you have settlement day to base covered in ulcerating sauce.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it has, and it's been a very stressful.
Speaker 2: I didn't think about that mouth.
Speaker 1: Ulsters are normally stress.
Speaker 2: Someone has come up with a good fix, though, Christian
Speaker 2: telling her to have a baroka and then apply vegemite
Speaker 2: to the ulcers.
Speaker 1: I've never heard of that one.
Speaker 2: I know you love veget taste horrible like an orange,
Speaker 2: and then fierce the east.
Speaker 6: What's worse though, Yeah, I'll give it a look.
Speaker 1: I'll try it, kat and you got your hand up.
Speaker 8: Absolutely. I've had mouths aultors ulcers.
Speaker 2: She just got one immediately. Katie is one of those tops,
Speaker 2: isn't it. He's got you've got a mouth ulser. You're
Speaker 2: getting a bit of a tension.
Speaker 1: I had the worst. I had a mouth hulser so
Speaker 1: big was on.
Speaker 2: My eyes.
Speaker 1: Because it's got salt in it.
Speaker 8: So salt, yes, it really really helps, just clean the wounds.
Speaker 2: Why can't you just use We're out that revolting yeast
Speaker 2: muck you love here?
Speaker 1: Why can't you to have a salt gargle?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but this is where it like actually sits on
Speaker 3: there for long.
Speaker 1: So you're bluying a paste.
Speaker 3: You're a paste.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I presume we have some.
Speaker 6: Yeah, there's some vegimind there's some vegimin in the covert.
Speaker 1: And the news apply that. Now.
Speaker 2: Over the weekend, I've been home alone and so I
Speaker 2: thought I should go out at some point. So I
Speaker 2: haven't a lot of human contact over last coup, and
Speaker 2: I was why. I was enjoying it too much, and
Speaker 2: so I thought I need to go out. So I
Speaker 2: booked to have dinner by myself Saturday night, and I thought,
Speaker 2: you know you often see this the restaurant.
Speaker 1: Well, it was a pub.
Speaker 2: I was going to rang me and now beforehand, going oh,
Speaker 2: you've got a reservation for one? Did you mean more?
Speaker 1: People don't want me being in the bus out?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, it's just a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 2: So one booked at table for one and there was
Speaker 2: ten of them. I forgot to put the seer it.
Speaker 2: It was a major problem.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, it is just once. I would love to
Speaker 1: have you there.
Speaker 2: Oh I had a pub.
Speaker 1: It was a terrible mistake. I got my book out
Speaker 1: and people are like, there's like families, everyone stop company. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: why you just stay at home?
Speaker 2: And it's in public, and so I was surrounded by families.
Speaker 2: I could see people looking at me, and it constantly
Speaker 2: they kept saying, and so is somebody else.
Speaker 6: You're going to use this, change the manager.
Speaker 1: Because I've been there before. When eating alone tonight.
Speaker 2: Anyone talking about me at the back there they're googling me.
Speaker 2: They're finding that Herald Sun's story from February unfounded marriage rumors.
Speaker 2: He's got a book with him as well. Anyway, so
Speaker 2: last night it was takeaway. Sunday night was takeaway okay,
Speaker 2: and we talk about random act of kindness. I didn't
Speaker 2: order this extra dish, right, they give it to me
Speaker 2: free and they've written on it enjoy. Eggplants on us
Speaker 2: were two hearts, eight dish. Thank you, Bang bang you
Speaker 2: made my weekend.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: You know Bradley, our engineer.
Speaker 2: Well, I told me about that I could win nine
Speaker 2: hundred and twenty million. Well I lost hundred dollars. How
Speaker 2: did it go if I won nine hundred million.
Speaker 6: Well, you said you'd buy the station. So I was
Speaker 6: wondering maybe that.
Speaker 2: All staff meeting half nine today, get ready to meet
Speaker 2: the new funky CEO. Anyway, he was watching a Grand
Speaker 2: Prix over the weekend in Vegas and they were selling
Speaker 2: Australian meat pies. It was all the Aussies. Therefore oscar
Speaker 2: thirty eight dollars. Thirty eight dollars still cheaper than the
Speaker 2: g I think. Yeah. Now, I've been collecting newspaper headlines,
Speaker 2: screenshots and to send back to my dad and said
Speaker 2: this is the reaction here to the capitulation. Now I
Speaker 2: wanted didn't take a call yesterday. You don't want to
Speaker 2: speak to that guy. You moved there. This is your
Speaker 2: these are your people. Now, this is your people's son. Anyway,
Speaker 2: dig Ben was one that made me chuckle. And there
Speaker 2: is a picture of poor Ben Stokes that press conference,
Speaker 2: just shell shocked.
Speaker 1: I mean, he's one of the better ones. He shouldn't
Speaker 1: be out there.
Speaker 2: Get some of those other pasty faced mumbles out there.
Speaker 6: He did, look he was just staring at a distance, like.
Speaker 1: What you say to get everyone going again?
Speaker 2: How do you actually put any kind of no punning
Speaker 2: in but spin on it? You know, let's look at
Speaker 2: the positives. Where were the positives didn't have some appears
Speaker 2: Morbin tweets he's got something, oh Churchill. The other one
Speaker 2: that I thought was actually incredibly good was Pommeled.
Speaker 1: That is Palm's pummel.
Speaker 2: Genius is very very good and then the most offensive
Speaker 2: one but also the most aggressive and best. Therefore in
Speaker 2: the West Australian English England's daddy.
Speaker 1: With a picture of Travis.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, he's our daddy. Now that that's quality journalism
Speaker 2: at its best. That cps off to that.
Speaker 1: Anyone.
Speaker 2: If I had to like put together an identica of
Speaker 2: what a typical ossie looks like, is Travis? Yes, Yeah,
Speaker 2: no one looks more Australia than him. He's not that fit.
Speaker 2: He's gonnaja good on him. He's putting the dad one
Speaker 2: on a global stage, even a guy with it who
Speaker 2: wasn't supposed to be.
Speaker 1: Out there with a dad bod.
Speaker 2: That's what's hurting.
Speaker 1: We trained Travis he no we knew a.
Speaker 2: Gym, no cardio. Anyway, today I thought we have some
Speaker 2: fun with this, with all these headlines. I want you
Speaker 2: to We're going to do an early version of the
Speaker 2: time Waste. So this just such a big story. England's
Speaker 2: capitulation is I want your Ashes. Songs that sum up
Speaker 2: what's happened in just two short days.
Speaker 1: Songs for the Ashes.
Speaker 2: Okay, I've got opswedied it in two days. Stark me up,
Speaker 2: Stokes on fire, Get Ducky that could be a theme
Speaker 2: tune that's of the summer.
Speaker 1: We're able to get Dunky and Coldplay. They love cricket,
Speaker 1: that's right.
Speaker 2: Travis Head for the Dreams. All right, Rio, you're all
Speaker 2: right if we can understand with the ulcers, you your
Speaker 2: songs for the Ashes.
Speaker 4: Travis Head was on fire, wasn't he? Yes, you could
Speaker 4: say heads are burning?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, good, yeah, yeah, Silver.
Speaker 6: The Choker and the Thief goals. Okay, this one takes
Speaker 6: a bit of thinking.
Speaker 4: But you know Kylie Minogue's can't get you out of
Speaker 4: My Head?
Speaker 1: Yep?
Speaker 4: What about can't get out head because you couldn't get
Speaker 4: him out?
Speaker 1: Yeah? What about it?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Sorry, you're thinking about doing it on the radio.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't mate And Travis Head, No, can't get you
Speaker 2: out of my Travis Head, No, can't get out.
Speaker 6: Heead It's like you couldn't get him out right, Yeah?
Speaker 2: Sorry?
Speaker 6: And you know bes loser?
Speaker 4: Yeah, what about what a bunch of pathetic losers?
Speaker 2: That's not nice. Minus bronze gonna be tough, tough day
Speaker 2: today and not just that the next six weeks.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, real, I don't think it's getting better.
Speaker 2: No, there's no there's no goodness coming. There's no big
Speaker 2: I don't think there's going to be any big comeback.
Speaker 1: Doesn't that said they're going to change nothing? You're like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, you have.
Speaker 2: You watched it? Watch it back?
Speaker 3: Guys watching the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: So I'm rolling out an extra time waster. After the
Speaker 2: capitulation by the England team, one of the team thought
Speaker 2: that was it for the whole ashes?
Speaker 1: She went, So it's all over now, is it?
Speaker 2: And if only actually for English fans, the bombing Army,
Speaker 2: the team, if they were now on their way back.
Speaker 1: To England, it should be over. I kind of forget
Speaker 1: the feeling it is. But I saw him.
Speaker 4: There was the video of a guy, a Bamie Army
Speaker 4: guy at the cricket and he was texting and someone
Speaker 4: zoomed in on what he was texting and was saying, Hey,
Speaker 4: loves crickets going terribly, have changed my flights will be
Speaker 4: home too.
Speaker 1: That is debate.
Speaker 2: That is deba debate. No, yeah, you assumed in yeah,
Speaker 2: you're cheating your f one cars and now you're turning
Speaker 2: on the beloved Barmie Army. Do you reckon? It's going
Speaker 2: to cost the stadium about five million in undrunk paints
Speaker 2: and ticket sales.
Speaker 6: And three two three days.
Speaker 1: Dis is financially for Perth.
Speaker 2: Also, you've got a lode of maraudering, angry British people
Speaker 2: just wandering around. It's not it's not great for the
Speaker 2: people of Perth.
Speaker 5: The first Test since nineteen twenty one to finish inside
Speaker 5: two days.
Speaker 2: Yeah, listen right, I don't want to hear any more stats.
Speaker 2: The stats. The stats aren't going to make me go. Oh,
Speaker 2: I saw it, Alex, I saw at least.
Speaker 6: It wasn't as bad as nineteen twenty one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, remember those days that it was tough doing that
Speaker 2: radio show Pray for the nineteen twenties loss.
Speaker 1: So asking your songs for the Ashes?
Speaker 2: Oh four seven five three one oh four three, Chris
Speaker 2: Is just hit me hard with when when palms cry?
Speaker 1: Great God? All right, so keep this coming.
Speaker 2: Oh four seven five three one oh four three songs
Speaker 2: for the Ashes. After the two day capitulation, I have
Speaker 2: got the most incredible story of I would I describe
Speaker 2: this and every day OSSI hero that I had to
Speaker 2: drag out this guy Saturday, eight night. So I'm in
Speaker 2: an uber and I'm going to this pub to dinner,
Speaker 2: right And as we're going into a pub car park,
Speaker 2: I said to him, I'll jump out here that otherwise
Speaker 2: it's going to be a nightmare for you getting out.
Speaker 1: And he goes, oh, don't worry, an I want. It's
Speaker 1: late sixties, let's.
Speaker 2: Call him m. He goes, O, I don't worry, I want.
Speaker 2: I want, due to an unforeseen circumstances to take control
Speaker 2: of a greyhound bus and I did a thirteen point
Speaker 2: turn in an emergency and I go, oh, right, are
Speaker 2: you a bus driver?
Speaker 1: He goes, And then I go, oh, what happened?
Speaker 2: He goes, Oh, it's quite a story, and don't you
Speaker 2: need to get out now? And no, no, no, tell me
Speaker 2: what happened. So he's on a greyhound bus right going
Speaker 2: from Adelaide to Melbourne. Because this guy M is First
Speaker 2: Aid trained level three, so he's a high level first AIDA.
Speaker 1: That's not his job he works. He used to work
Speaker 1: for the.
Speaker 2: Government okay, in the family law division, but anyway, he's
Speaker 2: the first AIDA. The driver he can see isn't very well.
Speaker 2: So EM gets up and says, hey you okay, what's
Speaker 2: going on? The driver starts to tal him and EM says,
Speaker 2: I think you're having a heart attack, and so he
Speaker 2: says pull over. So I said, now on fine, I'm
Speaker 2: just feeling it, but he goes, no, I think THEO
Speaker 2: says you need to put over right now, pulls over
Speaker 2: and then things get a lot worse.
Speaker 1: He is having a heart attack.
Speaker 2: So because he's first day trained, he managed to sort of,
Speaker 2: you know, start to know what to do. They're in
Speaker 2: triple zero and they go where are they'd given location?
Speaker 2: It goes going to take us a little while to
Speaker 2: get there. M decides that he will drive the greyhound
Speaker 2: to towards the hospital. Right He's got a bus license
Speaker 2: that he's never used just for hits and giggles.
Speaker 1: He thought he'd take on passes. Now might never have
Speaker 1: to use that one.
Speaker 2: Then there's a big difference between a bus and a
Speaker 2: greyhound coach, so he had to Suddenly he's doing the
Speaker 2: right thing. He's stepping up as an everyday leader in
Speaker 2: a desperate situation. He then realizes these are really big
Speaker 2: I don't know how to They've got to turn it
Speaker 2: to go towards the hospital. He had to do a
Speaker 2: thirteen point turn driving this greyhound coach towards the hospital
Speaker 2: and the ambulance crew were talking on the phone to
Speaker 2: somebody else to say if we can meet you halfway
Speaker 2: and gave them the location. Wow, so they do. He
Speaker 2: hands them over to the ambos. They saved this guy's
Speaker 2: life really thanks to M's quick decisions. The fact that
Speaker 2: he was someone who had, you know, basic first aid
Speaker 2: isn't an incredible story. I'd have drawed out this guy am.
Speaker 1: I said, that is an incredible story.
Speaker 2: I said to what happened, and he goes why I
Speaker 2: got a letter of a commendation from the Greyhound bus company.
Speaker 6: It's going to be from the mayor or something.
Speaker 2: But it really made me think how many people would
Speaker 2: be alive if we knew basic first aid. I almost
Speaker 2: think it should be part of like even taking any
Speaker 2: driver's test or something like that. Where it really made
Speaker 2: We've said this before, but now I haven't listened to
Speaker 2: his story, and that I wouldn't know what to do
Speaker 2: desperate situation which could happen any moment in our lives,
Speaker 2: but I'd like to I think that we as a
Speaker 2: team should commit in the next couple of weeks to
Speaker 2: learning basic first aid.
Speaker 1: It's actually even here now. Do you even know where
Speaker 1: the DEFIP thing is now?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 6: I think it is near the toilet, but I don't
Speaker 6: know for sure. We don't know how to use it. No, No,
Speaker 6: I wouldn't have the first clear.
Speaker 1: None of them moment. No, we need to have put
Speaker 1: one incredible story.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Very hard to be here today just being answer to
Speaker 2: you guys after what England did to me personally, sports personal.
Speaker 1: You do take it like could they do this?
Speaker 2: You know I'm the only English gar The bloody radio
Speaker 2: over here now behind enemy lines made me a laughing stock.
Speaker 1: Guys.
Speaker 2: Stuff being here today, it is all the jokes coming through,
Speaker 2: all the jokes coming to the joke man reads so good.
Speaker 1: There's your show today.
Speaker 2: All right, I'm asking for I'm asking. I am just
Speaker 2: asking for it today, an't I it's not lancing of boil.
Speaker 2: I'm not saying you're like a boil today, but exactly
Speaker 2: the words that felt right. I'm asking for your ashes
Speaker 2: songs today. It must have been glove, but it's over now.
Speaker 2: Exclaim I'm sober that you've got to give it that.
Speaker 1: That's funny.
Speaker 2: Don't fear the keeper on Chris the band Sweet and
Speaker 2: ball instead of ballroom blitz Ballers blitz silver.
Speaker 1: That's out.
Speaker 2: Oh hell, that's my favorite one. That's all the drama
Speaker 2: in one line. There word earned Steve Bruce springsteenborn to
Speaker 2: makee runs Silver and other pom bites.
Speaker 1: It's funny.
Speaker 2: Now. Actually, I just remember I got my Australian passport.
Speaker 2: It's a great. It's a great Australia.
Speaker 1: How about this one?
Speaker 2: Christian from Paul, it's a long way to the crease
Speaker 2: and you only scored a duck.
Speaker 1: Christian. How about total collapse of the poms around?
Speaker 2: That's my favorite one.
Speaker 1: I shouldn't be laughing, but I have to hit me
Speaker 1: travels one more.
Speaker 2: Time, Daddy gold that.
Speaker 1: I won't have that. I don't care.
Speaker 2: I can't get no batting traction. Don't worry, you're crappy.
Speaker 2: Uh hit me with your worstship. No, come on, how
Speaker 2: that get through? We don't need another innings need another.
Speaker 2: He's a very good, so good, mighty cyrus and wrecking
Speaker 2: bass ball again?
Speaker 1: Oh traves dumping, Oh.
Speaker 2: Very very very good. This route is made for walking,
Speaker 2: not these which was your favorite one?
Speaker 6: Total collapse of the palm?
Speaker 1: Well, that's we'll send your price for that one. All
Speaker 1: right now we're.
Speaker 2: All involved in your house drama. So Rio, it's a
Speaker 2: big day for Rio today and his partner. Will you
Speaker 2: get your keys? It's you're picking up the keys.
Speaker 4: Yes, we settle on the house theoretically today, all going, well, what.
Speaker 1: Do you mean theoretically?
Speaker 6: Well, some people have been.
Speaker 4: Hearing all these dramas about people that have had drama
Speaker 4: on settlement day. It hasn't happened. Kim's Banks has got
Speaker 4: stuff wrong. It hasn't happened for three days. And all
Speaker 4: the stuff I get that far, yes.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and then there's this stuff up right at the end.
Speaker 4: So not until the keys are in my hand will
Speaker 4: I be able.
Speaker 2: To fully Now I've been Friday at the final spanction
Speaker 2: because the reason why we're asking is and I'm asking
Speaker 2: this on behalf of everyone who was listening to show
Speaker 2: last week your house the mystery house doesn't exist. Yes,
Speaker 2: according to all utility companies.
Speaker 4: Yes, we tried to connect our utilities. They say the
Speaker 4: house isn't on the map.
Speaker 6: Good news.
Speaker 4: We went to the house. The house does exist. The
Speaker 4: house is definitely still there.
Speaker 2: We couldn't.
Speaker 4: Everyone's saying to find the end, but go to the meter.
Speaker 4: We could not, for the life of us find the
Speaker 4: meta at the final inspection.
Speaker 1: We can't find the meeting the electricity meter.
Speaker 4: We asked the real estate agent Julie and this poor
Speaker 4: and go like, hey, can you help us find the meter?
Speaker 6: Like we can't find it. We were looking for half
Speaker 6: an hour. We couldn't find it.
Speaker 1: So you haven't found the meter. I have found.
Speaker 8: It's not on a wall. Outside.
Speaker 6: No, we've tore the place apart.
Speaker 2: There are certain words that you're struggling with because rio's
Speaker 2: got poor guys got three mouth lces. It's distress. You've
Speaker 2: never had email pulsers, right, says I've known you for
Speaker 2: six years. Do you get your first house and suddenly
Speaker 2: you can't speak? You got face mouth is loads of
Speaker 2: mouth ulsters. Meter is a hard word.
Speaker 9: You said electricity, electricity, it's really hard to say.
Speaker 2: Let's just say the thing, the thing that makes me
Speaker 2: say t H. Can you call it the thingy thing?
Speaker 1: All right? So you couldn't find that.
Speaker 6: No, so still don't have electricity.
Speaker 2: You didn't find the meeting.
Speaker 4: We didn't find the meet up. Apparently the agent said
Speaker 4: they'll follow up with.
Speaker 2: The Asian or the agents. Don't be racist. Are these
Speaker 2: racist ulcers? You've got the Asian agent or the agents,
Speaker 2: not age. He's not he's agent, the asient.
Speaker 6: Follow up on today.
Speaker 1: It's like an you comedy character.
Speaker 2: I'm loving it.
Speaker 1: It's a funny side kicker, like this thing that you're
Speaker 1: doing now.
Speaker 2: Also relation fresh. We can get your own susponsored by
Speaker 2: the sponsored by Buella.
Speaker 1: I always read the back of the label.
Speaker 2: So electricity is TBC hopefully, but this can't be happening.
Speaker 2: We will have you the people that you're buying it from,
Speaker 2: have you asked them or this agent?
Speaker 6: The agent is going to the agent.
Speaker 4: The agent is going to ask them today why already
Speaker 4: didn't get.
Speaker 1: On to it?
Speaker 2: What was she going to do? Once they saw those houses?
Speaker 2: They don't care anymore. They're on to the next move.
Speaker 4: So today we're going to go in, hopefully with the keys.
Speaker 4: We won't have any electricity.
Speaker 2: You'd like to think you have the keys. Yes, you
Speaker 2: got break into your own home, but you.
Speaker 4: Know there will be no electricity or water or gas
Speaker 4: or anything cool.
Speaker 1: So it's going it's going really well so far.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell Show.
Speaker 2: Podcast, Christian tell Rio he won't find the n I've
Speaker 2: never even know of this m I N M I
Speaker 2: number on the meter, but he will see his meter
Speaker 2: number on the meter and a sticker telling him so
Speaker 2: complicating this country very quickly, telling him what distribution zone
Speaker 2: he is in.
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't know, I don't even know this stuff exists.
Speaker 2: If he calls that number, oh great, another number to call,
Speaker 2: another dead end trough. If he calls that number, they
Speaker 2: will be able to give him his n M I number.
Speaker 1: Why aren't they just on the.
Speaker 2: Meters if it's the if it's the meter's number, let
Speaker 2: the meat to have his own number. Why is the
Speaker 2: guy got at the end of the phone giving out
Speaker 2: the numbers?
Speaker 1: What do you want it for? All right?
Speaker 2: So this week great prices every single day on the show,
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Speaker 2: How do we make that sound even better? That's right,
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Speaker 1: Come in there as well. Just I told you before.
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Speaker 2: Oh, we have a laugh every morning Monday to Friday
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Speaker 6: Bh holiday regrets. I've had a few.
Speaker 10: Missed flights, questionable tattoos, forgot my shoe.
Speaker 11: And matche pch got a new scar inim Christian, I say,
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Speaker 6: Way.
Speaker 1: I'd like you to go back into the news and
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Speaker 2: I want to hear what it's like being somewhere someone
Speaker 2: who has severe mouth bolsters like Frank in the last
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Speaker 1: Christian.
Speaker 2: The n M I number is secret so that other
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Speaker 2: All right, you're regretcation stories thirteen fifty five twenty two.
Speaker 2: The regrettation line is open now. I was so excited
Speaker 2: Liz's email. In nineteen eighty five, I went a recruise
Speaker 2: from Sydney with friends who started in Fiji, took a
Speaker 2: taxi to resort to sample cocktails. Yeah, yeah, sure, sampling them.
Speaker 2: Very kind of you. Then real as we were running
Speaker 2: late to get patch to the ship. On the way back,
Speaker 2: our cab broke down and by the time we reached
Speaker 2: the port, the ship would gone.
Speaker 1: We were extremely gobsmacks. What a great phrase. Extremely gobsmacked at.
Speaker 2: The fact we're watching our ships stayed away. The port
Speaker 2: authorities in those days took us out to the ship
Speaker 2: to try and board.
Speaker 1: Why did you with those pilots when they come in.
Speaker 2: Port Philip Bay? But the sea was too rough. The
Speaker 2: sea was not my friend that day, Jerffy. The only
Speaker 2: auction was to fly to the next available port. Devastated,
Speaker 2: we flew back to Sitney, meet strip term, retrieve our belongings.
Speaker 2: Expensive lesson learned, don't wander too far from the ship
Speaker 2: and don't get pie. Wait, I thought you said you
Speaker 2: were sampling them extremely pie I not gob smokes. Krishna
Speaker 2: have a holiday. Disasked the story. This Cinamoni that has
Speaker 2: it all storms, tick, floods, crocodiles, covid you name it wow.
Speaker 1: After COVID lockdown.
Speaker 2: So we're sort off on a family bucket list trip
Speaker 2: towing a new boat to early Beach for tuca to
Speaker 2: two kids and two dogs. Five weeks of adventure, or
Speaker 2: so we thought. We started camping in swags to save money.
Speaker 2: I need to wake up to torrents of rain at
Speaker 2: a cheap golf course in New South Wales at early
Speaker 2: we ran the boat aground in unfamiliar tide or rivers,
Speaker 2: discovered crocodiles were lurking nearby, closing on us, and had
Speaker 2: our pre boats accommodation flood before arrival Swags. It was
Speaker 2: again with prawns off the eski for dinner. Out on
Speaker 2: the boat we battled wind, waitwells just to reach a
Speaker 2: calm protected beach. One day later, our sun tested positive
Speaker 2: for COVID after dodging it for two years, ending all
Speaker 2: snorkeling vans.
Speaker 1: You can't if you got the old spicy cough on.
Speaker 2: There, Cardie, the rona not underwater. Do you remember Dan
Speaker 2: and used to set up me sunder no snorking, so
Speaker 2: remember it's the five k radius and no snorky.
Speaker 1: On the way home.
Speaker 2: Finish it on the rain home, rain closed, hot springs,
Speaker 2: shortcuts turn into dirt road. Nightmas, we packed up soaked
Speaker 2: in a thunderstorm at five am, dodging wild dogs and
Speaker 2: pigs along the way, wild pigs working with the wild dogs.
Speaker 2: Wild Dog Pig Army put it in the news lead story.
Speaker 2: Five weeks turn into just over three and we returned
Speaker 2: home deflated.
Speaker 1: That's on the.
Speaker 2: England team, but eventually able to laugh at our epic
Speaker 2: string of bad luck. Allie, what wow story? All right?
Speaker 1: The standard is high.
Speaker 2: What have you got thirteen fifty five twenty two your
Speaker 2: holiday from Hell story, or as we call it, our
Speaker 2: regret cation.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: If Travis Head is going to statue you used to
Speaker 2: do one for Kuaj as well, just old us back.
Speaker 1: I couldn't get that one, guys.
Speaker 2: I've decided next year on the show, We're going to
Speaker 2: give away prize one listener around Australia to be a
Speaker 2: mortalized Trevor as a statue.
Speaker 1: The rest of us meer muggles are never going.
Speaker 2: To be immortalized as statue, but one of you will
Speaker 2: next year our proper statue. And what bass Morley meldrums
Speaker 2: the other day and I was seeing be great to
Speaker 2: give away prize some random person in Australia for no reason.
Speaker 2: Haven't done anything significant just to be immortalized. Everyone who
Speaker 2: walks past him and go, Should I tell me what
Speaker 2: that was at school? Says Bruce.
Speaker 1: Statue.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: We have to work all that out.
Speaker 2: Listen, there's tons of room in Australia for a statue.
Speaker 2: That bit in the middle.
Speaker 1: Cities, which is dump it there randomly side of some
Speaker 1: dirt track.
Speaker 2: That just a statue. Yeah, let's make a note Rio
Speaker 2: statue next year. This is how we're going to win
Speaker 2: astrainum over by awarding somebody a statue. Stuff like this
Speaker 2: is going to sit right to the top of no time.
Speaker 2: Watch out, Kane Jay, we're coming. Christian an idea in
Speaker 2: regards to the electricity meter. All right, I'm still on that.
Speaker 2: Could the previews owner take a photo from there? This
Speaker 2: is a good idea. Electricity bill brackets editing personal details brackets.
Speaker 2: I put my own brackets in their brackets. They don't
Speaker 2: need to edit their details. That's Rio's new addressed. No no, no,
Speaker 2: that will have the detail of the numbers that they used.
Speaker 6: Yes, we're going to try that today. Thank you.
Speaker 1: Christian Regrettation.
Speaker 2: Forty thousand members of the Barmi Army be calling in
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Speaker 12: Very good.
Speaker 2: That's some world done, Janine, that's very good, Christian. Each
Speaker 2: meter has a number, Each area has an electricity distributor.
Speaker 6: Oh, back to the distributors.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, I don't know that. You can't change who
Speaker 1: this is.
Speaker 2: You can choose your eleteracy provider e g. A g
Speaker 2: L Energy in all of them. The distributor, though, we'll
Speaker 2: be able to tell you who the current provider is,
Speaker 2: or check your settlement documents. There should be a it's
Speaker 2: not statutory though you found that out. Yes, it's not
Speaker 2: in the section thirty two doesn't have to have it. Yes,
Speaker 2: we're getting so deep.
Speaker 6: Into contract house.
Speaker 1: It's what adulting is. It's just bureaucracy that doesn't make
Speaker 1: any sense.
Speaker 2: It's not joined up kind of thinking anyway, Nor is
Speaker 2: this holiday regret.
Speaker 6: I've had a few.
Speaker 10: Missed flightsun questionable tattoos.
Speaker 11: Forgot my shoes had match pachoes.
Speaker 2: Wait, you went to Xanderbar, got a new.
Speaker 11: Scart in many times?
Speaker 12: Give me ten ta to dude.
Speaker 11: My.
Speaker 2: Side prize. I've decided this week. First person that calls
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Speaker 1: My voice broke there with this sheer excitement of speaking
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Speaker 2: Me an eyewitness support the fabled Zanzibar. So side prize
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Speaker 2: Who's been to Zanzibar? All right, regret caation, your stories
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Speaker 1: Show.
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Speaker 2: Haven't every one these in a while because the tell the.
Speaker 1: Team, don't put the one, Let's picked somebody else. That's
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Speaker 2: Listen to come on, producers, I don't want to use
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Speaker 2: Crystal Clear, Stuart, So that's your regretcation stories, Dewey.
Speaker 12: Firstly, I'm a pummy, so let's not talk about Travis
Speaker 12: Head if you could.
Speaker 1: Thanks, he's one of my own people.
Speaker 2: Let's just keep each other a quick hub for a while,
Speaker 2: a warm embrace and hold each other.
Speaker 1: On a weep.
Speaker 12: My regrettation was a family trip to Spain back when
Speaker 12: I was twelve, day one of the trip, I've tried
Speaker 12: to jump in between two swimming pools and slice me
Speaker 12: chin open, requiring the hospital some stitches and seven days
Speaker 12: out of the pool. I went back in day seven.
Speaker 12: My dad says, don't do anything stupid, you've already wasted
Speaker 12: a week. So I tried to do a front flip
Speaker 12: into the pool, get sent back to the caravan. My
Speaker 12: dad run back to the caravan and slice me in
Speaker 12: the open on some gl So.
Speaker 2: I think that was your caravan must be more like
Speaker 2: a tree arge center for shit.
Speaker 12: And then the last three days I've gone right. I've
Speaker 12: got a couple of days just relax, swim nicely, run
Speaker 12: around the edge of the pool, chasing the soccer ball
Speaker 12: or football and slice the top of my foot off.
Speaker 1: Is there any of you you haven't sliced on?
Speaker 2: Mates, Frankenstein or patched up and put together like a baseball?
Speaker 2: The Stuart, you're gonna be the only english person in
Speaker 2: Australia winning anything this month. You can have the five
Speaker 2: hundred dollars you really really good story, well told as well,
Speaker 2: very good Stewart. All right, email me now we're back
Speaker 2: tomorrow with your regrettation stories. Email me yours you could
Speaker 2: be winning five hundred dollars tomorrow and ten thousand dollars
Speaker 2: holiday on Friday show as well. Christian at Christian O'Connell
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Speaker 3: Are you Christian O'Connell Show Gone podcast?
Speaker 1: Christian? Can the old owners take a photo of the
Speaker 1: actual meter?
Speaker 2: Actually? Yeah? If you're flicking around the dial and you're like,
Speaker 2: if only there was a show that do a lot
Speaker 2: of chat about literacy meters, madam you just found us
Speaker 2: rip that numb off bit locks on gold Gold's got
Speaker 2: the meter vibe twenty five Christian, in regards to the
Speaker 2: electeracy meter, could the previous owner take Yeah, we rab
Speaker 2: thepeet with the photos all right? Time now for sorry,
Speaker 2: there's not a lot of pressure today, a lot of pressure.
Speaker 2: That England team have really made my life a nightmare,
Speaker 2: absolute nightmare.
Speaker 1: Late to the party, late.
Speaker 2: Anyone who's called in here, it's been to Zanzibar, keep
Speaker 2: it going, keep that line open twenty fourth Semari weight
Speaker 2: later on the night if we get one as well,
Speaker 2: and nibble on the line all right, late to the party,
Speaker 2: your home of your emails. Anything we took about the
Speaker 2: show never gets left behind completely food injuries.
Speaker 1: Christian read out.
Speaker 2: An amazing story last week about that I required a
Speaker 2: skin graft after spin it his wife's built Lasagniel on
Speaker 2: the back of his neck. Yes, that's right. This led
Speaker 2: me to the story of what happened to my frame?
Speaker 1: Greg? We ready to a story about Greg.
Speaker 8: Please.
Speaker 2: Greg came home late one night, been drinking. They felt
Speaker 2: like get a hamburger, only she was The hamburgers were
Speaker 2: in pairs and frozen.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
Speaker 2: He tried to pry the hamburger's part with a knife.
Speaker 2: The knife slipped out, cut the webbing between his thumb
Speaker 2: and his index finger.
Speaker 1: Then he tried again.
Speaker 2: This time the knife slipped again, went into the palm
Speaker 2: of his hand. Oh my goodness, clean out just below
Speaker 2: in between the middle of the ring finger. Chrystian, listen
Speaker 2: the story never cook under the influence sage advice there
Speaker 2: thank you.
Speaker 6: He cut the women.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then he went again. Yes, and then just
Speaker 1: think the subject this one, pinky.
Speaker 2: What are the odds, Jim? Last year we had pink
Speaker 2: eye Pats that God has calmed down. Otherwise, there was
Speaker 2: there was a meeting last week that we're gonna have
Speaker 2: to actually from the TV we can't be showing the
Speaker 2: country the new shiny show with a pink eyed Pats. Yeah, Christian,
Speaker 2: I listen to the podcast while doing chores or if
Speaker 2: my partner's way.
Speaker 1: I like it helps me go to sleep. Don't lead
Speaker 1: with that.
Speaker 2: Come on, I like the comfort of the chatter chatter.
Speaker 1: You sound like a babbling brook of a stream.
Speaker 2: I was listening to the story of Pink Eye Pats
Speaker 2: and the song you made up pink I stink? I yes,
Speaker 2: what are the oddsers I'm listening to this? I had
Speaker 2: a funky gunky pink as what are the pink Christian?
Speaker 2: My husband and I are visiting Australia next month of
Speaker 2: Christmas and we are starting in Melbourne for Christmas, heading
Speaker 2: to the barme army Christmas lunch and boxing datas. This
Speaker 2: email has not aged very well. Oh wow, it's gonna
Speaker 2: be more like a wake.
Speaker 1: Anyway.
Speaker 2: The reason to get in touches Peter Murray. My husband
Speaker 2: has been listening to your show for years. Could you
Speaker 2: surprise him? We listen to the podcast every day with
Speaker 2: a shower. Tell Peter Murray counsel the flights. I'm now
Speaker 2: speaking to you after the fact. Save your money, go to.
Speaker 3: Zanzibar, Christian O'Connell show, go on podcast.
Speaker 1: What are the Odds Today?
Speaker 2: You'll see the England cricket team on rotnest s Island
Speaker 2: heavy googling things to do, him Perth selfies with Quakers.
Speaker 2: I bet top thing is like, go see the ashes.
Speaker 2: I don't rub it in. Let's go see the caucus.
Speaker 6: Maybe do some practice. I mean I don't know, that'll
Speaker 6: probably my advice.
Speaker 2: Go and have a look at the prison round Fremantle.
Speaker 2: Go on the guided tour. You got all the time, guys,
Speaker 2: enjoy this precious few days. Tumble one by tub thumping
Speaker 2: ten minutes past. Take good morning. It's the Christian o'connells
Speaker 2: Show on Gold. Time for this week's miss hurd lyrics.
Speaker 2: Every Monday on the show we play back all the
Speaker 2: miss hurd lyrics you send us. It's just another miss
Speaker 2: hurd Maday, Christian Connall's misheard lyrics. The email you need
Speaker 2: for whenever you mishear a lyric is Christian at Christian
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Speaker 2: We play the maac on a Monday if we agree
Speaker 2: with the misshead if we can't hear it, and for
Speaker 2: the really great ones.
Speaker 1: Hall of Favor.
Speaker 2: We had two Hall of Famous last week. Chris Jepp
Speaker 2: with heavy weather by the Rubens. A tortoise is coming.
Speaker 3: Doctors is coming.
Speaker 2: By the way. Somebody has sent me just a random
Speaker 2: message that says no context, and this is me with
Speaker 2: one hundred and eighty year old turtle.
Speaker 1: Sandra.
Speaker 6: Oh, it doesn't need contest.
Speaker 1: Doesn't need context. Maybe it just doesn't. Maybe I'm trying
Speaker 1: to give it too much meaning. It is what it is.
Speaker 1: It's our friend Sandy with a really old turtle. Roam.
Speaker 2: Yes, Danny, shake your rum beast. The boys check your rumber,
Speaker 2: shake your all right.
Speaker 1: Brand new ones that have come in the last seven days?
Speaker 1: Who got here? Greg? I heard them all, Bennett?
Speaker 13: What I hear the lie, hear the lie, hear them asking.
Speaker 1: It's time to say goodbye to some of them, isn't it?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 6: I hear them, hear them, hear them.
Speaker 1: Or something like that's the lady with anyway.
Speaker 2: I hear the mole, I hear the mole, I hear
Speaker 2: the lie. You know, I love it, Thank you very much, Adrian.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't it be good, Nick Kershaw? Wouldn't it be good
Speaker 2: to be in your shoes, but he's hearing it. Wouldn't
Speaker 2: it be good to beat the Russians? Steady on, Adrian,
Speaker 2: We don't want to start anything on the show.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that it's listen, let's go again.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't he good to beat the Russians? No?
Speaker 1: No, he's saying it.
Speaker 3: That.
Speaker 1: That is it.
Speaker 2: That's straight into Hall of Famer.
Speaker 1: Adrian, well done.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't it be good to beat the Russians? Don?
Speaker 1: Why does my heart feel so bad? Moby?
Speaker 2: And the line is he'll open doors. This guy's here,
Speaker 2: his own name, Big Papa Don. Once more, Big Papa Don.
Speaker 2: It's what we're listening out for, and it's there. It's subtle,
Speaker 2: but it's there, Big Papa Don BPD imagine being the
Speaker 2: just how good Don would have felt hearing his own
Speaker 2: name in that song? There tis Paul Favor, Come on in, Donnie,
Speaker 2: Dave's got brown eyed girl?
Speaker 1: Van Morrison? Hey, where did we go?
Speaker 6: He did we go?
Speaker 2: Or is it?
Speaker 1: Hey? Wet amigo? A little wet Spaniards?
Speaker 2: He well did we go?
Speaker 1: That's such a great spot, Dave, Hey, wet amigo?
Speaker 2: He well did we go?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Matty Cox has been listening to Mike Posner, I drive
Speaker 2: a sports card just to prove from a song of.
Speaker 6: Either, I drive a sports card just to prove it.
Speaker 1: Yes, to prove it. Can it's positive money? You know
Speaker 1: what is his prevous posna?
Speaker 3: Can?
Speaker 1: Or is it.
Speaker 2: He drives a sports card just to poop? I guess
Speaker 2: you want a high performance car. If you would need
Speaker 2: to go, you gotta get public to you got you
Speaker 2: need a lambig to get you there.
Speaker 6: I tray a sports carchers, I trave a sports carcher.
Speaker 2: Just yes, come on in. There's one clear winner today
Speaker 2: to beat the Russians. You hear that, Puson As always,
Speaker 2: email yours Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com.
Speaker 3: Today you the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Because I'm a kind person, because I'm a generous person,
Speaker 2: I am aware that obviously for Australian cricket fans incredible.
Speaker 2: Today is a joyous day. Yes, there is a joyous day.
Speaker 2: I'm sure Saturday was a joyous day as well. It
Speaker 2: must be nice to have joy's days about cricket. Also,
Speaker 2: I don't know when they're coming back. I don't know
Speaker 2: when they'll be coming back. I don't think it's going
Speaker 2: to be over the next six weeks. Spoiler alert. One
Speaker 2: thing we all know it ain't going to be twenty
Speaker 2: five days of cricket. I think it's going to be
Speaker 2: done a lot quicker, a lot quicker. Anyway, this made
Speaker 2: for you with the incredible, incredible Travis over the weekend.
Speaker 1: Now is this right now gonna have?
Speaker 2: Isn't amazing how last week might have been playing today
Speaker 2: suddenly a world where he's getting a statue, Just in
Speaker 2: one weekend he's getting a statue. Isn't that it makes you
Speaker 2: will to.
Speaker 1: Live in where everything can change in a moment, Jake.
Speaker 2: Weather or Well? The question is who will he be opening?
Speaker 2: Travis work from it tras control traves here two sharp cat.
Speaker 6: Boundary crunch. If we're chasing that one that has been
Speaker 6: met back to.
Speaker 4: Back boundaries, this time it is full three boundaries. The
Speaker 4: three balls off big stoves opens and just splashed a
Speaker 4: little white with arrogance to his head.
Speaker 6: He gets inside it, touches it far.
Speaker 1: Atop the head.
Speaker 11: Guard it.
Speaker 6: It gets a hundred short, just sixty nine downs.
Speaker 2: But I was so sways head.
Speaker 1: It's incredible.
Speaker 2: I love the bit where he's just such a chilled
Speaker 2: out cat, isn't he just yells get over. It is
Speaker 2: like the most laid back person, like he's unaware. It's
Speaker 2: the ashes that he's out there playing.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 4: Years after the match, they were interviewing him and they go, oh,
Speaker 4: you know what we feeling before?
Speaker 6: He is, Oh, I just thought, you know, just hit
Speaker 6: out there, give it a crack. Okay, just go ahead.
Speaker 2: I think I'll find him mesmerizing. It's got like some
Speaker 2: sort of zend like buddher calm.
Speaker 6: Yes, he's got like bogue, like a Bogan Buddha.
Speaker 2: That's why he should have a statue and we worship
Speaker 2: about him because we've become more like Trev can start
Speaker 2: a movement.
Speaker 6: Some mindfulness is Rubbi's belly for good luck.
Speaker 2: Okay that's too much mate, all right, but listen that's
Speaker 2: your version. It's great news. It's wonderful for me. This
Speaker 2: is now something I actually just don't want to talk about,
Speaker 2: but really hard. When you are in Australia doing an
Speaker 2: Australian radio breakfast show, we want to talk. You go
Speaker 2: to get with the program, but I think in your
Speaker 2: lives right now, there's probably something you don't want to
Speaker 2: talk about. For me, it's a cricket and the ashes rio.
Speaker 2: I'm getting it's something to do with the house. It's
Speaker 2: been a stress or run up to getting the key
Speaker 2: today for you, your first ever home. Congratulations, by the way,
Speaker 2: I hope it goes all well today.
Speaker 6: Me too, Me too. We're settling today.
Speaker 4: Yeah, one thing we haven't brought up without talking my
Speaker 4: parents on the phone last night. I do want to
Speaker 4: talk about it because we're a bit embarrassed that we
Speaker 4: did realize the house actually has three green ceilings.
Speaker 1: Why the ceiling is great.
Speaker 6: We didn't notice the morning. We've noticed the pink walls
Speaker 6: one of them.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's a riot colors, isn't it. Weren't
Speaker 1: we in Miami or something?
Speaker 6: But I guess we never looked up.
Speaker 2: What so three you look up?
Speaker 1: This is probably your generation. You don't look up looking
Speaker 1: down at your phones.
Speaker 4: But there's the bedroom, the spare bedroom, and like the
Speaker 4: study kind of room.
Speaker 6: All have these really yellow fluorescent broad green.
Speaker 1: That's going to be changed. That's that's that's what you'll
Speaker 1: be doing the new year.
Speaker 6: How do you even get up that highest?
Speaker 1: That's what they thought. No, I think the previous sod it.
Speaker 2: We're going to sell it.
Speaker 1: Next year, just leave it. I get now it's your problem.
Speaker 6: And we were like, well check the photos. Wheel was like,
Speaker 6: there's no were.
Speaker 2: They like that when we walked through them, and they
Speaker 2: they just did it once they sold it.
Speaker 1: That's just some pranes. You know what pain that is
Speaker 1: as well?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think we're just gonna live with the green
Speaker 6: ceilings for it.
Speaker 2: But that's a riot, though, isn't it when you go
Speaker 2: to bed seeing that it's nick I know who has
Speaker 2: green ceilings?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I just presumed all ceilings in the homes are mutual
Speaker 2: kind of.
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, yeah, no, bright green, bright lime.
Speaker 6: Fluorescent green.
Speaker 1: Where the hippies or something? No, I don't know.
Speaker 6: They seemed one of them was an architect, but oh
Speaker 6: he should know. Maybe I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 6: It's a very it's like an assault on the eyes.
Speaker 2: There's no way you're just going to leave that. You're
Speaker 2: saying that now you won't. It will drive you mad.
Speaker 2: I guarantee within five nights there, your first five nights,
Speaker 2: you guys are down Bunnings again. That it's a painting
Speaker 2: is hard work, right, It's really hard work. It's it's
Speaker 2: you don't realize how exhausting it is, or that twisting
Speaker 2: and that. The worst thing though, is getting that. You
Speaker 2: have to get a doubler. It's one bit of poll
Speaker 2: scows into another and do this. They shouldound them in
Speaker 2: Gym's right forty five, Like, just just do that ten
Speaker 2: minutes and that then you move on to the pull ups.
Speaker 1: It's aconizing.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Now I just want to flagger. We won't be here tomorrow.
Speaker 2: The reason why it is secret show business. We are
Speaker 2: filming somewhere in Sydney TV advert. He after seven years,
Speaker 2: they decided to give us some marketing money. I know,
Speaker 2: maybe Color Jackio give them some back.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: They are too much marketing anyway, they're giving us a
Speaker 2: TV advert.
Speaker 1: We're filming it in Sydney. About it.
Speaker 2: The location director told me two weeks ago it was
Speaker 2: gonna take a while to find a location because he
Speaker 2: told me that Sydney's very hilly.
Speaker 4: Well do you know where we're filming It is hilly,
Speaker 4: The Hills District.
Speaker 6: I'm not joking. It's called the Hills District.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, it's going to be like the sound
Speaker 1: of music.
Speaker 2: I'm singing the show is alive with the listeners, but.
Speaker 4: They're looking through a flat part to do it, and
Speaker 4: they've picked the hilliest place in Sydney.
Speaker 2: Now you guys are all going there. So you guys
Speaker 2: are playing like you've got a character, haven't you? Yes?
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is great? All right? So I'm me last
Speaker 1: week for meeting whether it was really odd? Okay?
Speaker 2: Can you please stop talk about me third person? It
Speaker 2: only leads to manness for people. I'm here and they
Speaker 2: were saying what they thought Christian O'Connor would wear. What
Speaker 2: you ask you, he's wearing something. Now I'm not having
Speaker 2: the meeting naked. They were debating what would the character
Speaker 2: your characters mean? You guys are playing. You're not playing
Speaker 2: yourself to your characters. So what are you rio?
Speaker 6: I am playing guy who came back from the gym.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 2: Have you been practicing?
Speaker 1: Al Alex? What do you make?
Speaker 5: I'm neighbour getting his paper dressed in his pajamas and
Speaker 5: dressing gown.
Speaker 2: Now are you bringing your own pjson dressing girl? And
Speaker 2: they providing that they are provided?
Speaker 1: Wow, this is perhapsly. What do you make?
Speaker 8: I guess I'm just a housewife.
Speaker 2: Oh no, you can't cast you as that not having
Speaker 2: that's a regular, just like you know regulars a terrible.
Speaker 8: That's essentially what I am as a mark.
Speaker 2: You know you're you're an incredible storyteller, broadcaster, and you're
Speaker 2: a leader of a move and rage against the men.
Speaker 1: We shove you in curlors and go, well, am I
Speaker 1: going to be in their? Going?
Speaker 6: Hey?
Speaker 2: Is my dinner ready? Sweet? What ladies like I know
Speaker 2: this country? Listen to listen to my radio showing the
Speaker 2: women belong in the kitchen. Guys, take it by my
Speaker 2: ear again, it's babe, when this my ear has been
Speaker 2: to them. This little lady here cooking me up something
Speaker 2: some chicken rissolets for tonight.
Speaker 8: I see, did dress casual? Because I'm going out to.
Speaker 2: You are a CE. Oh you're a powerful I'm recasting.
Speaker 1: I'm not.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, you're a c E shoulder pads, power
Speaker 2: and good luck of the stock change minister path.
Speaker 1: There we go, Okay, recast anyway. Wish is luck, give
Speaker 1: me chaos.
Speaker 8: That's what we're going to make it.
Speaker 1: Time wasted today.
Speaker 4: Is oh no no no.
Speaker 1: We're doing Swong movies.
Speaker 2: Pats today it's housework movies because it's national do your
Speaker 2: chores day.
Speaker 1: I'm not looking at anyone when I say that.
Speaker 2: On the team, I have chores to do today today
Speaker 2: for the best in the show Hamper World, Hamper, I
Speaker 2: guess with the team didn't have to put the extra Hamper.
Speaker 2: I'm guessing Hamper World. We're giving away one of their hampers. Wow, Client,
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Speaker 2: You've got all of these. It's worth about three hundred bucks.
Speaker 2: A great prize for your housework movies. What do the
Speaker 2: ladies love? I'm joking when I say that, Please, I
Speaker 2: do more than.
Speaker 1: My wife either.
Speaker 6: I do exactly the same.
Speaker 2: Stain spotting. Richard Jones is Dyson. I was going to
Speaker 2: go that way top left hand corner, not top right.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you who loves him in house work is
Speaker 2: the actor Daniel day lewis Man. That's right, my left peg.
Speaker 2: He's got one little peg left over. You know you
Speaker 2: got that one off.
Speaker 1: I need to for my underpants.
Speaker 6: Silver bus.
Speaker 2: Eat Spray Love Eat Spray Love, finding Lego, Oh god,
Speaker 2: you kid.
Speaker 1: Doing the house Lego silver, where's the wild dogs?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you vacuum and hang those dog airs
Speaker 2: not coming.
Speaker 1: Off the couch. There's a lot of dog cares. Maybe
Speaker 1: I won't play myself as a DJ tomorrow rio.
Speaker 4: What have you got Mary Moppins go, he's at beech.
Speaker 6: Say he's a dirty spar He's a dirty spar.
Speaker 1: Oh few, we got what you're doing though. It's a
Speaker 1: dirty war.
Speaker 6: What scrub time machine.
Speaker 2: Scrub belly worth any of that effort, bronze capitulation, that's
Speaker 2: what's happened to you.
Speaker 6: Sweepless in Seattle?
Speaker 4: Yeah, sleepless And to kill an ironing board?
Speaker 1: What that doesn't many sense? You just crowbart in the
Speaker 1: word inning board. That sounds like no, no weekend to
Speaker 1: inning boardies.
Speaker 2: All right, if you.
Speaker 1: Let's never do housework movies again.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: But his account has told me I'll filming tomorrow for
Speaker 2: our TV advert and Sydney thirty five degrees.
Speaker 1: Be an english guy in that heat.
Speaker 2: I tell you I'm going to be playing the character
Speaker 2: of an englishman struggling. Hi, I'm gonna have to vine
Speaker 2: shade take cover. In film and TV, adverts, shaded areas,
Speaker 2: stormy as well humid.
Speaker 1: Oh no, sweating up in the hell of a good
Speaker 1: look on TV. All right, time way, says they.
Speaker 2: Then it's your housework movies. I'm making breakfast for Tiffany.
Speaker 2: Still fun. We bought a broom silver plus white men
Speaker 2: can't hang out the washing I guess bron I'll do
Speaker 2: it the day after tomorrow. Gold dust boot I love
Speaker 2: that from Stephen scrub Daddy Daycare Silver plus Harry Pots
Speaker 2: and Pans, gold.
Speaker 1: Did Where's My Chucks? Silver, Indiana Jones and Temple of.
Speaker 2: Broom Silver plus Honey I Shrunk the Sheets. That's Tess
Speaker 2: ironing Man silver plus Marley and Mila, Oh God, very
Speaker 2: good Beauty in the Bleach silver, The Wizard of.
Speaker 6: Mops Bronze and.
Speaker 2: Finally Plunging Miss Daisy Go okay, who is winning the hammer?
Speaker 1: From hamber World?
Speaker 6: I love Mally and Mila.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 1: We are back later this week.
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