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<v Speaker 3>Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the team.

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<v Speaker 1>You're going to have to help me out here.

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<v Speaker 2>I watched the cricket the Ashes on day one, and

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<v Speaker 2>then I slipped into a coma. I think it was

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<v Speaker 2>so excited that we're going to smash you guys, and

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<v Speaker 2>the Veda has woken up. So I presume England one. Yeah, Well,

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<v Speaker 2>it just tell me what happened. We must have smashed

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<v Speaker 2>you guys, because Friday night it was all in England's favorite,

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<v Speaker 2>so I presume that would have carried on, no reason

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<v Speaker 2>for it not to.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I mean at three o'clock, you guys would definitely

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<v Speaker 4>definitely yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So I've been in a coma since Friday night.

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<v Speaker 2>England won by how many wickets? I don't know how

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<v Speaker 2>to give it to me straight, guys, And it must

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<v Speaker 2>be awkward for you to say congratulations, because.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no way we would have.

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<v Speaker 2>Just the only word I keep seeing over the weekend

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<v Speaker 2>is capitulation. I've never said the word in my life,

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<v Speaker 2>but it's the only word to sum up England's humiliate.

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<v Speaker 5>There were nine England wickets in ninety nine balls.

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<v Speaker 1>Just incredible.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I've never seen you ever go first of all

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<v Speaker 2>world in Australia. Amazing stuff, just on all counts. But

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think i've seen anything so traumatic. Friday was wild. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>Friday was crazy and I felt like the whole series

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<v Speaker 2>in one day. Yes, yeah, yeah, the Game of Thrones,

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<v Speaker 2>all of Game of Thrones in one day. It was

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<v Speaker 2>just wild. So we're winning now, yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>But you were in an unassailable position at three o'clock.

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<v Speaker 4>I was complete despair. I was like, well, there's no

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<v Speaker 4>way we care.

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<v Speaker 1>I presume there. It's going to night Ben Stokes.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, by Saturday morning, wait King Charles up if he's

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<v Speaker 2>not watching it already. And then Saturday was another just

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<v Speaker 2>a wild, wild run.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was over so quickly.

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<v Speaker 4>It was like you went from being in an actually

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<v Speaker 4>completely unbeatable position to losing by this so much.

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<v Speaker 2>So much, so much, so much at that level, and

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<v Speaker 2>also happens there's such a long gap in between.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a really big deal. It's huge.

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<v Speaker 2>Now it's supposed to be twenty five days at cricket,

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<v Speaker 2>which you're lucky.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I can't. I don't know how England come back.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I think I think that's not that really just

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<v Speaker 2>sho psychologically does How could it not? It's such it's

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<v Speaker 2>such global humiliation. I'm telling you now, I've seen all

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<v Speaker 2>the newspaper headlines here. That's nothing compared to how bad

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<v Speaker 2>it is in the UK. It's awful.

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<v Speaker 4>You guys are savage. I saw some of those as well.

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<v Speaker 4>They did a wrap.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually they've been trying to get citizenship here, trying to

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<v Speaker 2>find jobs in the BBL.

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<v Speaker 1>Lower batters, lower batters. You know it's Morgan is blowing up.

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<v Speaker 2>His timeline was amazing, Well, we're going to win this

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<v Speaker 2>four nil to then demanding people get fired, the five

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<v Speaker 2>stages of grief.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, all in one beautiful tweet page.

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<v Speaker 2>It must have been amazing for an Australian to watch.

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<v Speaker 6>It was.

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<v Speaker 2>It was the one, the one of the best openings

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<v Speaker 2>to anything you've seen before.

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<v Speaker 4>Definitely the best, probably the best two hours of cricket,

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<v Speaker 4>or maybe I guess four hours of cricket that I've

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<v Speaker 4>ever seen. It was just so thrilling everything went our way,

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<v Speaker 4>and then that to see Travis head, Oh my god, wait, come,

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<v Speaker 4>And he wasn't supposed to open the batting No, And

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<v Speaker 4>then there.

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<v Speaker 2>Was that last minute decision that it's amazing those chances

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<v Speaker 2>because if you don't make that call, I don't think

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<v Speaker 2>it goes the way it did.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and it wasn't like some grand plan. It's just

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<v Speaker 4>that Kowaja was out injured. Who's next that guy? Sure

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<v Speaker 4>he's done now, right? He looks ancient.

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<v Speaker 2>The poor man around the poor man. It's every couple

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<v Speaker 2>of years. Yes, it's a really big deal. He takes

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<v Speaker 2>part in a golf tournament the day before and the

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<v Speaker 2>day before that and the day before that, and then

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<v Speaker 2>it's not mine. Screwedge.

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<v Speaker 6>He was hobbling around.

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<v Speaker 2>You get that one, I'll get the next one.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, get the dank running. He's also going to tile

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<v Speaker 1>on the way to So if it's like the big thing,

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<v Speaker 1>it's the ashes.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not You're not playing eighteen holes a day before

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<v Speaker 2>where in teen hours?

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<v Speaker 1>Sure do you do? Wasn't there the story years ago?

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<v Speaker 2>But Clem Maxwell falling out of a golf cart. That's

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<v Speaker 2>Glen Maxwell.

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<v Speaker 1>He does that. That's not news.

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<v Speaker 3>The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>In every Sunday night, mimodad chat. It's never not been

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<v Speaker 2>like that since I moved to every Sunday night. Called

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<v Speaker 2>him yesterday. He's not picked up.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what England.

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<v Speaker 2>He doesn't want to speak to anyone in Australia. It's

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<v Speaker 2>tore my family apart. England's shame on you. You've broken

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<v Speaker 2>a seventy six year old man's heart. No, he's feeling

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<v Speaker 2>the effects of a capitulation. I don't really, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>even know what the real meaning of that word is.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it an instant collapse or.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, falling in a heap?

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<v Speaker 4>In a humiliating and completely eetic and embarrassing.

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<v Speaker 2>Have any of us ever used I get a rheo?

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<v Speaker 2>Have any of us ever used that word elsewhere the lives?

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<v Speaker 2>I've never used that word.

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<v Speaker 1>I had an awful weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>I just Saturday night, not too much to drink. I

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<v Speaker 2>just capitulated and that to put me in an.

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<v Speaker 6>Uber But it's not dramatic enough to roll a capitulation.

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<v Speaker 1>Patsy, how was your weekend? What did you get up

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<v Speaker 1>to camera?

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<v Speaker 7>I learned the very hard way that I should be

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<v Speaker 7>reading instructions. I don't always I think I know better

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<v Speaker 7>than the instructions on the.

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<v Speaker 8>Back of a box.

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<v Speaker 7>I had a sore back and I realized we had

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<v Speaker 7>in our covered some of those thermal thermal patches the pain.

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<v Speaker 7>I've never used them before anyway, I thought, you know what,

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<v Speaker 7>that might.

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<v Speaker 8>Just do the trick.

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<v Speaker 1>So you send some to Quadra.

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<v Speaker 6>Like an entire body, shout out to.

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<v Speaker 2>Chemist's warehouse if they could rush some back of it,

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<v Speaker 2>because someone not just throwing.

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<v Speaker 1>Them out there a bit.

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<v Speaker 7>So I thought, I'll use this, and it's pretty easy.

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<v Speaker 7>It looks like a big band aid. I thought you'd

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<v Speaker 7>peel off the thing and just whack it straight on

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<v Speaker 7>the skin. Anyway, So I put it on my back

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<v Speaker 7>and Audrey saw me, my teenager saw me, and she goes, no, mum,

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<v Speaker 7>you're not meant to do it like right on the skin.

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<v Speaker 7>It's meant apparently it's meant to.

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<v Speaker 8>Go over clothes, apparently to like get the heat.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I don't think that's true. No, I put it

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<v Speaker 1>straight on.

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<v Speaker 8>Have you tried taking one of those things off?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you going to go in the shower?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh?

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<v Speaker 8>Is that what you're meant to do?

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<v Speaker 2>Well?

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know. Again, I've I never read the back,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm alive. Just so. No, I just went in

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<v Speaker 1>the shower.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh well, that's what I should have.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to come because I have to be

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<v Speaker 2>on so strong because you're walking around that area of

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<v Speaker 2>the human body in the back and that and so no,

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<v Speaker 2>you've got to you've got to be in the hot

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<v Speaker 2>shower and to peel it off.

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<v Speaker 1>It's agony. Well I didn't, but you can tick it

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<v Speaker 1>off as a waxing as well.

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<v Speaker 2>It was.

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<v Speaker 8>It took about two layers of skin off my back.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that brutal is horrible.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm sure they're great, but I really should have read

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<v Speaker 7>the instructions because yeah, I've got this big red sort

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<v Speaker 7>of mark across my bag.

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<v Speaker 2>I tell you, someone who's not right physically today, what

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<v Speaker 2>is going on with your face? And you have botops

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<v Speaker 2>this whole lip fitter?

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<v Speaker 6>I okay, and this is.

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<v Speaker 2>That you're doing an impression, a racist impression of a

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<v Speaker 2>nerd or something.

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<v Speaker 6>It's so much.

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<v Speaker 2>Get Jagger, what's going on?

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<v Speaker 1>Lips like Jagger?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm going to be speaking with the weird. It's really

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<v Speaker 4>hard to speak. I've got a I bit my lip

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<v Speaker 4>on the left side of my mouth really badly, and

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<v Speaker 4>so I've.

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<v Speaker 6>Got these two huge ulcers.

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<v Speaker 1>Right like craters in your mouth, and I've.

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<v Speaker 4>Got a bonus one under my tongue on the left side.

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<v Speaker 4>Now I'm only I'm like talking like Popeye, only about

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<v Speaker 4>the right side of my mouth.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, And we've only got three hours of radio to am.

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<v Speaker 2>I filming a TV advert tomorrow, I know. And that's

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<v Speaker 2>what I'm talking being deranged fan. TV mann.

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<v Speaker 8>Dongella that you put for babies results.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's hard to understand.

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<v Speaker 9>Said, I've brought let's get here to read out classic

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<v Speaker 9>speeches and the listeners have to guess what And let's

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<v Speaker 9>call Himonngella boy is actually's day in the month.

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<v Speaker 3>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>You know I love you?

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<v Speaker 2>Tina works on the showy No, She's always banged on about.

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<v Speaker 1>And everyone thinking, all right, in a minute, come on,

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<v Speaker 2>Then why Oscar got bands from the Vegas Grand Prix said.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never heard of so dramatic. I don't know anything

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<v Speaker 1>about it. Why he got banned? I think someone to

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<v Speaker 1>do it like a skid thickness. No, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>She said I could. Who can eat? And then she

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<v Speaker 1>goes to me. I think it's English cheating.

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<v Speaker 2>Him on a knife edge. I could capitulate by seven

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<v Speaker 2>o'clock plaps after just one hour of batsy.

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<v Speaker 1>What's happened?

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<v Speaker 5>So there are skids underneath the cars, or they call planks,

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<v Speaker 5>and they have to be less than nine millimeters thick.

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<v Speaker 1>So if they are judged to be less.

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<v Speaker 5>Than nine milimeters thick, it's giving the car an advantage

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<v Speaker 5>because it's lower to the ground. So the car, if

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<v Speaker 5>the car is low to the ground, it gives it

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<v Speaker 5>an unfair advantage, so.

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<v Speaker 1>A less coefficient drag.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, so Lockie's given me the thumbs up in there

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<v Speaker 5>the biggest f one fan on the planet. So I

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<v Speaker 5>think I've done okay with that explanation. Yes, he's not.

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<v Speaker 2>So you're telling me that all the cars are measured

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<v Speaker 2>to that degree before they race.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, exactly right.

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<v Speaker 5>And if I think theirs was judged to be like

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<v Speaker 5>eight point eight millimeters, so slightly thinner than the nine

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<v Speaker 5>millimeters recording, this.

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<v Speaker 1>Is cheating or.

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<v Speaker 2>Get some sandpaper out trying to steal it from our

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<v Speaker 2>innocent sweet by Lando why don't name as well?

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<v Speaker 1>Nothing can be more English?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, first of all than Ben Stokes, but then Lando Norris.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like a Star Wars character Christian advice Rio and

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<v Speaker 2>his mouth. Also, you are in a lot of pain.

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<v Speaker 6>It actually is excruciating to talk O God.

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<v Speaker 1>And if only you didn't have a job that does

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<v Speaker 1>actually buire it like a lot.

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<v Speaker 6>It's the biggest part of it.

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<v Speaker 2>Because the other guy was.

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<v Speaker 1>Confused.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, I think this is house stress. I warned you

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<v Speaker 2>Friday you were getting into a brave new territory now,

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<v Speaker 2>but it starts to affect your emotional health.

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<v Speaker 1>You're picking up the keys. You've only got the keys.

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<v Speaker 1>You get the keys today.

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<v Speaker 2>And you have settlement day to base covered in ulcerating sauce.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, it has, and it's been a very stressful.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't think about that mouth.

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<v Speaker 1>Ulsters are normally stress.

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<v Speaker 2>Someone has come up with a good fix, though, Christian

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<v Speaker 2>telling her to have a baroka and then apply vegemite

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<v Speaker 2>to the ulcers.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never heard of that one.

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<v Speaker 2>I know you love veget taste horrible like an orange,

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<v Speaker 2>and then fierce the east.

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<v Speaker 6>What's worse though, Yeah, I'll give it a look.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll try it, kat and you got your hand up.

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<v Speaker 8>Absolutely. I've had mouths aultors ulcers.

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<v Speaker 2>She just got one immediately. Katie is one of those tops,

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<v Speaker 2>isn't it. He's got you've got a mouth ulser. You're

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<v Speaker 2>getting a bit of a tension.

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<v Speaker 1>I had the worst. I had a mouth hulser so

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<v Speaker 1>big was on.

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<v Speaker 2>My eyes.

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<v Speaker 1>Because it's got salt in it.

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<v Speaker 8>So salt, yes, it really really helps, just clean the wounds.

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<v Speaker 2>Why can't you just use We're out that revolting yeast

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<v Speaker 2>muck you love here?

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<v Speaker 1>Why can't you to have a salt gargle?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but this is where it like actually sits on

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<v Speaker 3>there for long.

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<v Speaker 1>So you're bluying a paste.

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<v Speaker 3>You're a paste.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I presume we have some.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, there's some vegimind there's some vegimin in the covert.

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<v Speaker 1>And the news apply that. Now.

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<v Speaker 2>Over the weekend, I've been home alone and so I

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<v Speaker 2>thought I should go out at some point. So I

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<v Speaker 2>haven't a lot of human contact over last coup, and

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<v Speaker 2>I was why. I was enjoying it too much, and

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<v Speaker 2>so I thought I need to go out. So I

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<v Speaker 2>booked to have dinner by myself Saturday night, and I thought,

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<v Speaker 2>you know you often see this the restaurant.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it was a pub.

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<v Speaker 2>I was going to rang me and now beforehand, going oh,

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<v Speaker 2>you've got a reservation for one? Did you mean more?

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<v Speaker 1>People don't want me being in the bus out?

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, no, it's just a couple of weeks ago.

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<v Speaker 2>So one booked at table for one and there was

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<v Speaker 2>ten of them. I forgot to put the seer it.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a major problem.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, it is just once. I would love to

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<v Speaker 1>have you there.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I had a pub.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a terrible mistake. I got my book out

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<v Speaker 1>and people are like, there's like families, everyone stop company. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>why you just stay at home?

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<v Speaker 2>And it's in public, and so I was surrounded by families.

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<v Speaker 2>I could see people looking at me, and it constantly

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<v Speaker 2>they kept saying, and so is somebody else.

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<v Speaker 6>You're going to use this, change the manager.

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<v Speaker 1>Because I've been there before. When eating alone tonight.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyone talking about me at the back there they're googling me.

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<v Speaker 2>They're finding that Herald Sun's story from February unfounded marriage rumors.

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<v Speaker 2>He's got a book with him as well. Anyway, so

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<v Speaker 2>last night it was takeaway. Sunday night was takeaway okay,

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<v Speaker 2>and we talk about random act of kindness. I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>order this extra dish, right, they give it to me

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<v Speaker 2>free and they've written on it enjoy. Eggplants on us

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<v Speaker 2>were two hearts, eight dish. Thank you, Bang bang you

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<v Speaker 2>made my weekend.

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<v Speaker 3>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>You know Bradley, our engineer.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I told me about that I could win nine

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<v Speaker 2>hundred and twenty million. Well I lost hundred dollars. How

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<v Speaker 2>did it go if I won nine hundred million.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, you said you'd buy the station. So I was

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<v Speaker 6>wondering maybe that.

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<v Speaker 2>All staff meeting half nine today, get ready to meet

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<v Speaker 2>the new funky CEO. Anyway, he was watching a Grand

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<v Speaker 2>Prix over the weekend in Vegas and they were selling

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<v Speaker 2>Australian meat pies. It was all the Aussies. Therefore oscar

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<v Speaker 2>thirty eight dollars. Thirty eight dollars still cheaper than the

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<v Speaker 2>g I think. Yeah. Now, I've been collecting newspaper headlines,

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<v Speaker 2>screenshots and to send back to my dad and said

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<v Speaker 2>this is the reaction here to the capitulation. Now I

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<v Speaker 2>wanted didn't take a call yesterday. You don't want to

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<v Speaker 2>speak to that guy. You moved there. This is your

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<v Speaker 2>these are your people. Now, this is your people's son. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>dig Ben was one that made me chuckle. And there

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<v Speaker 2>is a picture of poor Ben Stokes that press conference,

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<v Speaker 2>just shell shocked.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, he's one of the better ones. He shouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>be out there.

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<v Speaker 2>Get some of those other pasty faced mumbles out there.

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<v Speaker 6>He did, look he was just staring at a distance, like.

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<v Speaker 1>What you say to get everyone going again?

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<v Speaker 2>How do you actually put any kind of no punning

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<v Speaker 2>in but spin on it? You know, let's look at

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<v Speaker 2>the positives. Where were the positives didn't have some appears

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<v Speaker 2>Morbin tweets he's got something, oh Churchill. The other one

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<v Speaker 2>that I thought was actually incredibly good was Pommeled.

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<v Speaker 1>That is Palm's pummel.

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<v Speaker 2>Genius is very very good and then the most offensive

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<v Speaker 2>one but also the most aggressive and best. Therefore in

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<v Speaker 2>the West Australian English England's daddy.

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<v Speaker 1>With a picture of Travis.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, he's our daddy. Now that that's quality journalism

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<v Speaker 2>at its best. That cps off to that.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyone.

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<v Speaker 2>If I had to like put together an identica of

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<v Speaker 2>what a typical ossie looks like, is Travis? Yes, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>no one looks more Australia than him. He's not that fit.

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<v Speaker 2>He's gonnaja good on him. He's putting the dad one

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<v Speaker 2>on a global stage, even a guy with it who

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't supposed to be.

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<v Speaker 1>Out there with a dad bod.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what's hurting.

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<v Speaker 1>We trained Travis he no we knew a.

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<v Speaker 2>Gym, no cardio. Anyway, today I thought we have some

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<v Speaker 2>fun with this, with all these headlines. I want you

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<v Speaker 2>to We're going to do an early version of the

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<v Speaker 2>time Waste. So this just such a big story. England's

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<v Speaker 2>capitulation is I want your Ashes. Songs that sum up

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<v Speaker 2>what's happened in just two short days.

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<v Speaker 1>Songs for the Ashes.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I've got opswedied it in two days. Stark me up,

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<v Speaker 2>Stokes on fire, Get Ducky that could be a theme

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<v Speaker 2>tune that's of the summer.

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<v Speaker 1>We're able to get Dunky and Coldplay. They love cricket,

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<v Speaker 1>that's right.

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<v Speaker 2>Travis Head for the Dreams. All right, Rio, you're all

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<v Speaker 2>right if we can understand with the ulcers, you your

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<v Speaker 2>songs for the Ashes.

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<v Speaker 4>Travis Head was on fire, wasn't he? Yes, you could

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<v Speaker 4>say heads are burning?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, good, yeah, yeah, Silver.

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<v Speaker 6>The Choker and the Thief goals. Okay, this one takes

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<v Speaker 6>a bit of thinking.

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<v Speaker 4>But you know Kylie Minogue's can't get you out of

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<v Speaker 4>My Head?

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<v Speaker 1>Yep?

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<v Speaker 4>What about can't get out head because you couldn't get

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<v Speaker 4>him out?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? What about it?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, you're thinking about doing it on the radio.

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<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't mate And Travis Head, No, can't get you

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<v Speaker 2>out of my Travis Head, No, can't get out.

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<v Speaker 6>Heead It's like you couldn't get him out right, Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry?

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<v Speaker 6>And you know bes loser?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, what about what a bunch of pathetic losers?

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<v Speaker 2>That's not nice. Minus bronze gonna be tough, tough day

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<v Speaker 2>today and not just that the next six weeks.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh yeah, real, I don't think it's getting better.

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<v Speaker 2>No, there's no there's no goodness coming. There's no big

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think there's going to be any big comeback.

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<v Speaker 1>Doesn't that said they're going to change nothing? You're like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, you have.

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<v Speaker 2>You watched it? Watch it back?

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<v Speaker 3>Guys watching the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm rolling out an extra time waster. After the

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<v Speaker 2>capitulation by the England team, one of the team thought

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<v Speaker 2>that was it for the whole ashes?

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<v Speaker 1>She went, So it's all over now, is it?

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<v Speaker 2>And if only actually for English fans, the bombing Army,

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<v Speaker 2>the team, if they were now on their way back.

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<v Speaker 1>To England, it should be over. I kind of forget

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<v Speaker 1>the feeling it is. But I saw him.

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<v Speaker 4>There was the video of a guy, a Bamie Army

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<v Speaker 4>guy at the cricket and he was texting and someone

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<v Speaker 4>zoomed in on what he was texting and was saying, Hey,

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<v Speaker 4>loves crickets going terribly, have changed my flights will be

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<v Speaker 4>home too.

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<v Speaker 1>That is debate.

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<v Speaker 2>That is deba debate. No, yeah, you assumed in yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you're cheating your f one cars and now you're turning

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<v Speaker 2>on the beloved Barmie Army. Do you reckon? It's going

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<v Speaker 2>to cost the stadium about five million in undrunk paints

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<v Speaker 2>and ticket sales.

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<v Speaker 6>And three two three days.

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<v Speaker 1>Dis is financially for Perth.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, you've got a lode of maraudering, angry British people

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<v Speaker 2>just wandering around. It's not it's not great for the

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<v Speaker 2>people of Perth.

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<v Speaker 5>The first Test since nineteen twenty one to finish inside

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<v Speaker 5>two days.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, listen right, I don't want to hear any more stats.

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<v Speaker 2>The stats. The stats aren't going to make me go. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I saw it, Alex, I saw at least.

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<v Speaker 6>It wasn't as bad as nineteen twenty one.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, remember those days that it was tough doing that

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<v Speaker 2>radio show Pray for the nineteen twenties loss.

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<v Speaker 1>So asking your songs for the Ashes?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh four seven five three one oh four three, Chris

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<v Speaker 2>Is just hit me hard with when when palms cry?

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<v Speaker 1>Great God? All right, so keep this coming.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh four seven five three one oh four three songs

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<v Speaker 2>for the Ashes. After the two day capitulation, I have

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<v Speaker 2>got the most incredible story of I would I describe

0:20:36.565 --> 0:20:39.685
<v Speaker 2>this and every day OSSI hero that I had to

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<v Speaker 2>drag out this guy Saturday, eight night. So I'm in

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<v Speaker 2>an uber and I'm going to this pub to dinner,

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<v Speaker 2>right And as we're going into a pub car park,

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<v Speaker 2>I said to him, I'll jump out here that otherwise

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<v Speaker 2>it's going to be a nightmare for you getting out.

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<v Speaker 1>And he goes, oh, don't worry, an I want. It's

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<v Speaker 1>late sixties, let's.

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<v Speaker 2>Call him m. He goes, O, I don't worry, I want.

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<v Speaker 2>I want, due to an unforeseen circumstances to take control

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<v Speaker 2>of a greyhound bus and I did a thirteen point

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<v Speaker 2>turn in an emergency and I go, oh, right, are

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<v Speaker 2>you a bus driver?

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<v Speaker 1>He goes, And then I go, oh, what happened?

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<v Speaker 2>He goes, Oh, it's quite a story, and don't you

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<v Speaker 2>need to get out now? And no, no, no, tell me

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<v Speaker 2>what happened. So he's on a greyhound bus right going

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<v Speaker 2>from Adelaide to Melbourne. Because this guy M is First

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<v Speaker 2>Aid trained level three, so he's a high level first AIDA.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not his job he works. He used to work

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<v Speaker 1>for the.

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<v Speaker 2>Government okay, in the family law division, but anyway, he's

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<v Speaker 2>the first AIDA. The driver he can see isn't very well.

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<v Speaker 2>So EM gets up and says, hey you okay, what's

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<v Speaker 2>going on? The driver starts to tal him and EM says,

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<v Speaker 2>I think you're having a heart attack, and so he

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<v Speaker 2>says pull over. So I said, now on fine, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>just feeling it, but he goes, no, I think THEO

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<v Speaker 2>says you need to put over right now, pulls over

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<v Speaker 2>and then things get a lot worse.

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<v Speaker 1>He is having a heart attack.

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<v Speaker 2>So because he's first day trained, he managed to sort of,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, start to know what to do. They're in

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<v Speaker 2>triple zero and they go where are they'd given location?

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<v Speaker 2>It goes going to take us a little while to

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<v Speaker 2>get there. M decides that he will drive the greyhound

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<v Speaker 2>to towards the hospital. Right He's got a bus license

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<v Speaker 2>that he's never used just for hits and giggles.

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<v Speaker 1>He thought he'd take on passes. Now might never have

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<v Speaker 1>to use that one.

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<v Speaker 2>Then there's a big difference between a bus and a

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<v Speaker 2>greyhound coach, so he had to Suddenly he's doing the

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<v Speaker 2>right thing. He's stepping up as an everyday leader in

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<v Speaker 2>a desperate situation. He then realizes these are really big

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know how to They've got to turn it

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<v Speaker 2>to go towards the hospital. He had to do a

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<v Speaker 2>thirteen point turn driving this greyhound coach towards the hospital

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<v Speaker 2>and the ambulance crew were talking on the phone to

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<v Speaker 2>somebody else to say if we can meet you halfway

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<v Speaker 2>and gave them the location. Wow, so they do. He

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<v Speaker 2>hands them over to the ambos. They saved this guy's

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<v Speaker 2>life really thanks to M's quick decisions. The fact that

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<v Speaker 2>he was someone who had, you know, basic first aid

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<v Speaker 2>isn't an incredible story. I'd have drawed out this guy am.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, that is an incredible story.

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<v Speaker 2>I said to what happened, and he goes why I

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<v Speaker 2>got a letter of a commendation from the Greyhound bus company.

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<v Speaker 6>It's going to be from the mayor or something.

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<v Speaker 2>But it really made me think how many people would

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<v Speaker 2>be alive if we knew basic first aid. I almost

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<v Speaker 2>think it should be part of like even taking any

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<v Speaker 2>driver's test or something like that. Where it really made

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<v Speaker 2>We've said this before, but now I haven't listened to

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<v Speaker 2>his story, and that I wouldn't know what to do

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<v Speaker 2>desperate situation which could happen any moment in our lives,

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<v Speaker 2>but I'd like to I think that we as a

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<v Speaker 2>team should commit in the next couple of weeks to

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<v Speaker 2>learning basic first aid.

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<v Speaker 1>It's actually even here now. Do you even know where

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<v Speaker 1>the DEFIP thing is now?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 6>I think it is near the toilet, but I don't

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<v Speaker 6>know for sure. We don't know how to use it. No, No,

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<v Speaker 6>I wouldn't have the first clear.

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<v Speaker 1>None of them moment. No, we need to have put

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<v Speaker 1>one incredible story.

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<v Speaker 3>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Very hard to be here today just being answer to

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<v Speaker 2>you guys after what England did to me personally, sports personal.

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<v Speaker 1>You do take it like could they do this?

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<v Speaker 2>You know I'm the only English gar The bloody radio

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<v Speaker 2>over here now behind enemy lines made me a laughing stock.

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<v Speaker 1>Guys.

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<v Speaker 2>Stuff being here today, it is all the jokes coming through,

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<v Speaker 2>all the jokes coming to the joke man reads so good.

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<v Speaker 1>There's your show today.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, I'm asking for I'm asking. I am just

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<v Speaker 2>asking for it today, an't I it's not lancing of boil.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not saying you're like a boil today, but exactly

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<v Speaker 2>the words that felt right. I'm asking for your ashes

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<v Speaker 2>songs today. It must have been glove, but it's over now.

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<v Speaker 2>Exclaim I'm sober that you've got to give it that.

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<v Speaker 1>That's funny.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't fear the keeper on Chris the band Sweet and

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<v Speaker 2>ball instead of ballroom blitz Ballers blitz silver.

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<v Speaker 1>That's out.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh hell, that's my favorite one. That's all the drama

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<v Speaker 2>in one line. There word earned Steve Bruce springsteenborn to

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<v Speaker 2>makee runs Silver and other pom bites.

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<v Speaker 1>It's funny.

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<v Speaker 2>Now. Actually, I just remember I got my Australian passport.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a great. It's a great Australia.

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<v Speaker 1>How about this one?

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<v Speaker 2>Christian from Paul, it's a long way to the crease

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<v Speaker 2>and you only scored a duck.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian. How about total collapse of the poms around?

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<v Speaker 2>That's my favorite one.

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<v Speaker 1>I shouldn't be laughing, but I have to hit me

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<v Speaker 1>travels one more.

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<v Speaker 2>Time, Daddy gold that.

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<v Speaker 1>I won't have that. I don't care.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't get no batting traction. Don't worry, you're crappy.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh hit me with your worstship. No, come on, how

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<v Speaker 2>that get through? We don't need another innings need another.

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<v Speaker 2>He's a very good, so good, mighty cyrus and wrecking

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<v Speaker 2>bass ball again?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh traves dumping, Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>Very very very good. This route is made for walking,

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<v Speaker 2>not these which was your favorite one?

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<v Speaker 6>Total collapse of the palm?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, that's we'll send your price for that one. All

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<v Speaker 1>right now we're.

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<v Speaker 2>All involved in your house drama. So Rio, it's a

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<v Speaker 2>big day for Rio today and his partner. Will you

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<v Speaker 2>get your keys? It's you're picking up the keys.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, we settle on the house theoretically today, all going, well, what.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you mean theoretically?

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<v Speaker 6>Well, some people have been.

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<v Speaker 4>Hearing all these dramas about people that have had drama

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<v Speaker 4>on settlement day. It hasn't happened. Kim's Banks has got

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<v Speaker 4>stuff wrong. It hasn't happened for three days. And all

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<v Speaker 4>the stuff I get that far, yes.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, and then there's this stuff up right at the end.

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<v Speaker 4>So not until the keys are in my hand will

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<v Speaker 4>I be able.

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<v Speaker 2>To fully Now I've been Friday at the final spanction

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<v Speaker 2>because the reason why we're asking is and I'm asking

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<v Speaker 2>this on behalf of everyone who was listening to show

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<v Speaker 2>last week your house the mystery house doesn't exist. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>according to all utility companies.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, we tried to connect our utilities. They say the

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<v Speaker 4>house isn't on the map.

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<v Speaker 6>Good news.

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<v Speaker 4>We went to the house. The house does exist. The

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<v Speaker 4>house is definitely still there.

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<v Speaker 2>We couldn't.

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<v Speaker 4>Everyone's saying to find the end, but go to the meter.

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<v Speaker 4>We could not, for the life of us find the

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<v Speaker 4>meta at the final inspection.

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<v Speaker 1>We can't find the meeting the electricity meter.

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<v Speaker 4>We asked the real estate agent Julie and this poor

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<v Speaker 4>and go like, hey, can you help us find the meter?

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<v Speaker 6>Like we can't find it. We were looking for half

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<v Speaker 6>an hour. We couldn't find it.

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<v Speaker 1>So you haven't found the meter. I have found.

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<v Speaker 8>It's not on a wall. Outside.

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<v Speaker 6>No, we've tore the place apart.

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<v Speaker 2>There are certain words that you're struggling with because rio's

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<v Speaker 2>got poor guys got three mouth lces. It's distress. You've

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<v Speaker 2>never had email pulsers, right, says I've known you for

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<v Speaker 2>six years. Do you get your first house and suddenly

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<v Speaker 2>you can't speak? You got face mouth is loads of

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<v Speaker 2>mouth ulsters. Meter is a hard word.

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<v Speaker 9>You said electricity, electricity, it's really hard to say.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's just say the thing, the thing that makes me

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<v Speaker 2>say t H. Can you call it the thingy thing?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? So you couldn't find that.

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<v Speaker 6>No, so still don't have electricity.

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<v Speaker 2>You didn't find the meeting.

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<v Speaker 4>We didn't find the meet up. Apparently the agent said

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<v Speaker 4>they'll follow up with.

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<v Speaker 2>The Asian or the agents. Don't be racist. Are these

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<v Speaker 2>racist ulcers? You've got the Asian agent or the agents,

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<v Speaker 2>not age. He's not he's agent, the asient.

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<v Speaker 6>Follow up on today.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like an you comedy character.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm loving it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a funny side kicker, like this thing that you're

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<v Speaker 1>doing now.

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<v Speaker 2>Also relation fresh. We can get your own susponsored by

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<v Speaker 2>the sponsored by Buella.

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<v Speaker 1>I always read the back of the label.

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<v Speaker 2>So electricity is TBC hopefully, but this can't be happening.

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<v Speaker 2>We will have you the people that you're buying it from,

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<v Speaker 2>have you asked them or this agent?

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<v Speaker 6>The agent is going to the agent.

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<v Speaker 4>The agent is going to ask them today why already

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<v Speaker 4>didn't get.

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<v Speaker 1>On to it?

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<v Speaker 2>What was she going to do? Once they saw those houses?

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<v Speaker 2>They don't care anymore. They're on to the next move.

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<v Speaker 4>So today we're going to go in, hopefully with the keys.

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<v Speaker 4>We won't have any electricity.

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<v Speaker 2>You'd like to think you have the keys. Yes, you

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<v Speaker 2>got break into your own home, but you.

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<v Speaker 4>Know there will be no electricity or water or gas

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<v Speaker 4>or anything cool.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's going it's going really well so far.

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<v Speaker 3>The Christian O'Connell Show.

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<v Speaker 2>Podcast, Christian tell Rio he won't find the n I've

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<v Speaker 2>never even know of this m I N M I

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<v Speaker 2>number on the meter, but he will see his meter

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<v Speaker 2>number on the meter and a sticker telling him so

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<v Speaker 2>complicating this country very quickly, telling him what distribution zone

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<v Speaker 2>he is in.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I don't know, I don't even know this stuff exists.

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<v Speaker 2>If he calls that number, oh great, another number to call,

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<v Speaker 2>another dead end trough. If he calls that number, they

0:30:22.885 --> 0:30:26.085
<v Speaker 2>will be able to give him his n M I number.

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<v Speaker 1>Why aren't they just on the.

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<v Speaker 2>Meters if it's the if it's the meter's number, let

0:30:31.325 --> 0:30:33.085
<v Speaker 2>the meat to have his own number. Why is the

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<v Speaker 2>guy got at the end of the phone giving out

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<v Speaker 2>the numbers?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you want it for? All right?

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<v Speaker 2>So this week great prices every single day on the show,

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<v Speaker 2>five hundred dollars for the best story about holiday from Hell?

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<v Speaker 2>How do we make that sound even better? That's right,

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<v Speaker 2>you've probably got a story that you would refer to

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<v Speaker 2>as a holiday from hell. It's a regretation, a vague

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<v Speaker 2>thank you, Pat Alex, you could have.

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<v Speaker 1>Come in there as well. Just I told you before.

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<v Speaker 1>That's let me go again. No no, no, that's that's

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<v Speaker 1>one again. And so we would call that a regretation.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, we have a laugh every morning Monday to Friday

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<v Speaker 2>six or nine. Oh and and you can win big

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<v Speaker 2>tell you who's got some regrets me? Actually, if you're

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<v Speaker 2>giving Rio this idea to Ruin, Frank Sinatra, Frank Snachers,

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<v Speaker 2>given you mouth ulcers commas comas a.

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<v Speaker 6>Bh holiday regrets. I've had a few.

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<v Speaker 10>Missed flights, questionable tattoos, forgot my shoe.

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<v Speaker 11>And matche pch got a new scar inim Christian, I say,

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<v Speaker 11>give me ten take to to it my.

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<v Speaker 6>Way.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd like you to go back into the news and

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<v Speaker 1>re recall that.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to hear what it's like being somewhere someone

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<v Speaker 2>who has severe mouth bolsters like Frank in the last

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<v Speaker 2>days of his life.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian.

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<v Speaker 2>The n M I number is secret so that other

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<v Speaker 2>people can't change your billing provider.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell me n M Russians could be listening.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, you're regretcation stories thirteen fifty five twenty two.

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<v Speaker 2>The regrettation line is open now. I was so excited

0:33:15.725 --> 0:33:19.725
<v Speaker 2>Liz's email. In nineteen eighty five, I went a recruise

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<v Speaker 2>from Sydney with friends who started in Fiji, took a

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<v Speaker 2>taxi to resort to sample cocktails. Yeah, yeah, sure, sampling them.

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<v Speaker 2>Very kind of you. Then real as we were running

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<v Speaker 2>late to get patch to the ship. On the way back,

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<v Speaker 2>our cab broke down and by the time we reached

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<v Speaker 2>the port, the ship would gone.

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<v Speaker 1>We were extremely gobsmacks. What a great phrase. Extremely gobsmacked at.

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<v Speaker 2>The fact we're watching our ships stayed away. The port

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<v Speaker 2>authorities in those days took us out to the ship

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<v Speaker 2>to try and board.

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<v Speaker 1>Why did you with those pilots when they come in.

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<v Speaker 2>Port Philip Bay? But the sea was too rough. The

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<v Speaker 2>sea was not my friend that day, Jerffy. The only

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<v Speaker 2>auction was to fly to the next available port. Devastated,

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<v Speaker 2>we flew back to Sitney, meet strip term, retrieve our belongings.

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<v Speaker 2>Expensive lesson learned, don't wander too far from the ship

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<v Speaker 2>and don't get pie. Wait, I thought you said you

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<v Speaker 2>were sampling them extremely pie I not gob smokes. Krishna

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<v Speaker 2>have a holiday. Disasked the story. This Cinamoni that has

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<v Speaker 2>it all storms, tick, floods, crocodiles, covid you name it wow.

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<v Speaker 1>After COVID lockdown.

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<v Speaker 2>So we're sort off on a family bucket list trip

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<v Speaker 2>towing a new boat to early Beach for tuca to

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<v Speaker 2>two kids and two dogs. Five weeks of adventure, or

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<v Speaker 2>so we thought. We started camping in swags to save money.

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<v Speaker 2>I need to wake up to torrents of rain at

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<v Speaker 2>a cheap golf course in New South Wales at early

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<v Speaker 2>we ran the boat aground in unfamiliar tide or rivers,

0:34:44.965 --> 0:34:48.605
<v Speaker 2>discovered crocodiles were lurking nearby, closing on us, and had

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<v Speaker 2>our pre boats accommodation flood before arrival Swags. It was

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<v Speaker 2>again with prawns off the eski for dinner. Out on

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<v Speaker 2>the boat we battled wind, waitwells just to reach a

0:34:58.565 --> 0:35:02.125
<v Speaker 2>calm protected beach. One day later, our sun tested positive

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<v Speaker 2>for COVID after dodging it for two years, ending all

0:35:04.805 --> 0:35:05.805
<v Speaker 2>snorkeling vans.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't if you got the old spicy cough on.

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<v Speaker 2>There, Cardie, the rona not underwater. Do you remember Dan

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<v Speaker 2>and used to set up me sunder no snorking, so

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<v Speaker 2>remember it's the five k radius and no snorky.

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<v Speaker 1>On the way home.

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<v Speaker 2>Finish it on the rain home, rain closed, hot springs,

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<v Speaker 2>shortcuts turn into dirt road. Nightmas, we packed up soaked

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<v Speaker 2>in a thunderstorm at five am, dodging wild dogs and

0:35:31.525 --> 0:35:35.205
<v Speaker 2>pigs along the way, wild pigs working with the wild dogs.

0:35:36.085 --> 0:35:42.525
<v Speaker 2>Wild Dog Pig Army put it in the news lead story.

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<v Speaker 2>Five weeks turn into just over three and we returned

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<v Speaker 2>home deflated.

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<v Speaker 1>That's on the.

0:35:47.165 --> 0:35:51.445
<v Speaker 2>England team, but eventually able to laugh at our epic

0:35:51.525 --> 0:35:55.844
<v Speaker 2>string of bad luck. Allie, what wow story? All right?

0:35:55.885 --> 0:35:56.525
<v Speaker 1>The standard is high.

0:35:56.525 --> 0:35:58.525
<v Speaker 2>What have you got thirteen fifty five twenty two your

0:35:58.525 --> 0:36:00.884
<v Speaker 2>holiday from Hell story, or as we call it, our

0:36:00.925 --> 0:36:01.965
<v Speaker 2>regret cation.

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<v Speaker 3>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>If Travis Head is going to statue you used to

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<v Speaker 2>do one for Kuaj as well, just old us back.

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<v Speaker 1>I couldn't get that one, guys.

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<v Speaker 2>I've decided next year on the show, We're going to

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<v Speaker 2>give away prize one listener around Australia to be a

0:36:23.205 --> 0:36:25.885
<v Speaker 2>mortalized Trevor as a statue.

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<v Speaker 1>The rest of us meer muggles are never going.

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<v Speaker 2>To be immortalized as statue, but one of you will

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<v Speaker 2>next year our proper statue. And what bass Morley meldrums

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<v Speaker 2>the other day and I was seeing be great to

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<v Speaker 2>give away prize some random person in Australia for no reason.

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<v Speaker 2>Haven't done anything significant just to be immortalized. Everyone who

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<v Speaker 2>walks past him and go, Should I tell me what

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<v Speaker 2>that was at school? Says Bruce.

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<v Speaker 1>Statue.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>We have to work all that out.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen, there's tons of room in Australia for a statue.

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<v Speaker 2>That bit in the middle.

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<v Speaker 1>Cities, which is dump it there randomly side of some

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<v Speaker 1>dirt track.

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<v Speaker 2>That just a statue. Yeah, let's make a note Rio

0:37:14.085 --> 0:37:16.005
<v Speaker 2>statue next year. This is how we're going to win

0:37:16.045 --> 0:37:19.325
<v Speaker 2>astrainum over by awarding somebody a statue. Stuff like this

0:37:19.365 --> 0:37:21.645
<v Speaker 2>is going to sit right to the top of no time.

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<v Speaker 2>Watch out, Kane Jay, we're coming. Christian an idea in

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<v Speaker 2>regards to the electricity meter. All right, I'm still on that.

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<v Speaker 2>Could the previews owner take a photo from there? This

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<v Speaker 2>is a good idea. Electricity bill brackets editing personal details brackets.

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<v Speaker 2>I put my own brackets in their brackets. They don't

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<v Speaker 2>need to edit their details. That's Rio's new addressed. No no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>that will have the detail of the numbers that they used.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, we're going to try that today. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian Regrettation.

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<v Speaker 2>Forty thousand members of the Barmi Army be calling in

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<v Speaker 2>shortly with their great cious story.

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<v Speaker 12>Very good.

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<v Speaker 2>That's some world done, Janine, that's very good, Christian. Each

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<v Speaker 2>meter has a number, Each area has an electricity distributor.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, back to the distributors.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay, I don't know that. You can't change who

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<v Speaker 1>this is.

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<v Speaker 2>You can choose your eleteracy provider e g. A g

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<v Speaker 2>L Energy in all of them. The distributor, though, we'll

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<v Speaker 2>be able to tell you who the current provider is,

0:38:23.045 --> 0:38:26.165
<v Speaker 2>or check your settlement documents. There should be a it's

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<v Speaker 2>not statutory though you found that out. Yes, it's not

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<v Speaker 2>in the section thirty two doesn't have to have it. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>we're getting so deep.

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<v Speaker 6>Into contract house.

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<v Speaker 1>It's what adulting is. It's just bureaucracy that doesn't make

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<v Speaker 1>any sense.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not joined up kind of thinking anyway, Nor is

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<v Speaker 2>this holiday regret.

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<v Speaker 6>I've had a few.

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<v Speaker 10>Missed flightsun questionable tattoos.

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<v Speaker 11>Forgot my shoes had match pachoes.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, you went to Xanderbar, got a new.

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<v Speaker 11>Scart in many times?

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<v Speaker 12>Give me ten ta to dude.

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<v Speaker 11>My.

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<v Speaker 2>Side prize. I've decided this week. First person that calls

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<v Speaker 2>us say they've been to Zanzibar.

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<v Speaker 1>My voice broke there with this sheer excitement of speaking

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<v Speaker 1>to someone who can give.

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<v Speaker 2>Me an eyewitness support the fabled Zanzibar. So side prize

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<v Speaker 2>now five hundred dollars. First person call the show this week.

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<v Speaker 2>Who's been to Zanzibar? All right, regret caation, your stories

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<v Speaker 2>best every day? Win five hundred dollars and you could

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<v Speaker 2>win a ten thousand dollars holiday on Friday.

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<v Speaker 1>Show.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, thanks to RACV travel and experiences.

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<v Speaker 1>It should lie from n Agara Falls.

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<v Speaker 2>Haven't every one these in a while because the tell the.

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<v Speaker 1>Team, don't put the one, Let's picked somebody else. That's

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<v Speaker 1>a horrible noise.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen to come on, producers, I don't want to use

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<v Speaker 2>it a wedding. Caitlin Stewart's Hello God, there we go,

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<v Speaker 2>Crystal Clear, Stuart, So that's your regretcation stories, Dewey.

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<v Speaker 12>Firstly, I'm a pummy, so let's not talk about Travis

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<v Speaker 12>Head if you could.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks, he's one of my own people.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's just keep each other a quick hub for a while,

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<v Speaker 2>a warm embrace and hold each other.

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<v Speaker 1>On a weep.

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<v Speaker 12>My regrettation was a family trip to Spain back when

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<v Speaker 12>I was twelve, day one of the trip, I've tried

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<v Speaker 12>to jump in between two swimming pools and slice me

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<v Speaker 12>chin open, requiring the hospital some stitches and seven days

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<v Speaker 12>out of the pool. I went back in day seven.

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<v Speaker 12>My dad says, don't do anything stupid, you've already wasted

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<v Speaker 12>a week. So I tried to do a front flip

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<v Speaker 12>into the pool, get sent back to the caravan. My

0:40:51.445 --> 0:40:53.325
<v Speaker 12>dad run back to the caravan and slice me in

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<v Speaker 12>the open on some gl So.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that was your caravan must be more like

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<v Speaker 2>a tree arge center for shit.

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<v Speaker 12>And then the last three days I've gone right. I've

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<v Speaker 12>got a couple of days just relax, swim nicely, run

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<v Speaker 12>around the edge of the pool, chasing the soccer ball

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<v Speaker 12>or football and slice the top of my foot off.

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<v Speaker 1>Is there any of you you haven't sliced on?

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<v Speaker 2>Mates, Frankenstein or patched up and put together like a baseball?

0:41:20.405 --> 0:41:26.365
<v Speaker 2>The Stuart, you're gonna be the only english person in

0:41:26.405 --> 0:41:30.964
<v Speaker 2>Australia winning anything this month. You can have the five

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<v Speaker 2>hundred dollars you really really good story, well told as well,

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<v Speaker 2>very good Stewart. All right, email me now we're back

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<v Speaker 2>tomorrow with your regrettation stories. Email me yours you could

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<v Speaker 2>be winning five hundred dollars tomorrow and ten thousand dollars

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<v Speaker 2>holiday on Friday show as well. Christian at Christian O'Connell

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<v Speaker 2>dot com dot.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you Christian O'Connell Show Gone podcast?

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<v Speaker 1>Christian? Can the old owners take a photo of the

0:41:55.445 --> 0:41:56.085
<v Speaker 1>actual meter?

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<v Speaker 2>Actually? Yeah? If you're flicking around the dial and you're like,

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<v Speaker 2>if only there was a show that do a lot

0:42:02.405 --> 0:42:06.445
<v Speaker 2>of chat about literacy meters, madam you just found us

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<v Speaker 2>rip that numb off bit locks on gold Gold's got

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<v Speaker 2>the meter vibe twenty five Christian, in regards to the

0:42:15.485 --> 0:42:18.205
<v Speaker 2>electeracy meter, could the previous owner take Yeah, we rab

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<v Speaker 2>thepeet with the photos all right? Time now for sorry,

0:42:23.085 --> 0:42:25.045
<v Speaker 2>there's not a lot of pressure today, a lot of pressure.

0:42:25.045 --> 0:42:27.725
<v Speaker 2>That England team have really made my life a nightmare,

0:42:28.205 --> 0:42:29.165
<v Speaker 2>absolute nightmare.

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<v Speaker 1>Late to the party, late.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyone who's called in here, it's been to Zanzibar, keep

0:42:37.965 --> 0:42:40.205
<v Speaker 2>it going, keep that line open twenty fourth Semari weight

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<v Speaker 2>later on the night if we get one as well,

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<v Speaker 2>and nibble on the line all right, late to the party,

0:42:43.965 --> 0:42:46.525
<v Speaker 2>your home of your emails. Anything we took about the

0:42:46.525 --> 0:42:50.565
<v Speaker 2>show never gets left behind completely food injuries.

0:42:50.645 --> 0:42:52.325
<v Speaker 1>Christian read out.

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<v Speaker 2>An amazing story last week about that I required a

0:42:54.605 --> 0:42:57.405
<v Speaker 2>skin graft after spin it his wife's built Lasagniel on

0:42:57.445 --> 0:42:59.525
<v Speaker 2>the back of his neck. Yes, that's right. This led

0:42:59.565 --> 0:43:01.404
<v Speaker 2>me to the story of what happened to my frame?

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<v Speaker 1>Greg? We ready to a story about Greg.

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<v Speaker 8>Please.

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<v Speaker 2>Greg came home late one night, been drinking. They felt

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<v Speaker 2>like get a hamburger, only she was The hamburgers were

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<v Speaker 2>in pairs and frozen.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>He tried to pry the hamburger's part with a knife.

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<v Speaker 2>The knife slipped out, cut the webbing between his thumb

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<v Speaker 2>and his index finger.

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<v Speaker 1>Then he tried again.

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<v Speaker 2>This time the knife slipped again, went into the palm

0:43:23.845 --> 0:43:26.765
<v Speaker 2>of his hand. Oh my goodness, clean out just below

0:43:27.365 --> 0:43:29.964
<v Speaker 2>in between the middle of the ring finger. Chrystian, listen

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<v Speaker 2>the story never cook under the influence sage advice there

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<v Speaker 2>thank you.

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<v Speaker 6>He cut the women.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and then he went again. Yes, and then just

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<v Speaker 1>think the subject this one, pinky.

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<v Speaker 2>What are the odds, Jim? Last year we had pink

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<v Speaker 2>eye Pats that God has calmed down. Otherwise, there was

0:43:54.125 --> 0:43:55.565
<v Speaker 2>there was a meeting last week that we're gonna have

0:43:55.605 --> 0:43:59.725
<v Speaker 2>to actually from the TV we can't be showing the

0:43:59.725 --> 0:44:10.365
<v Speaker 2>country the new shiny show with a pink eyed Pats. Yeah, Christian,

0:44:10.405 --> 0:44:12.685
<v Speaker 2>I listen to the podcast while doing chores or if

0:44:12.725 --> 0:44:13.485
<v Speaker 2>my partner's way.

0:44:13.485 --> 0:44:15.765
<v Speaker 1>I like it helps me go to sleep. Don't lead

0:44:15.845 --> 0:44:16.165
<v Speaker 1>with that.

0:44:16.765 --> 0:44:21.685
<v Speaker 2>Come on, I like the comfort of the chatter chatter.

0:44:22.245 --> 0:44:24.765
<v Speaker 1>You sound like a babbling brook of a stream.

0:44:25.245 --> 0:44:27.205
<v Speaker 2>I was listening to the story of Pink Eye Pats

0:44:27.565 --> 0:44:30.565
<v Speaker 2>and the song you made up pink I stink? I yes,

0:44:31.365 --> 0:44:33.445
<v Speaker 2>what are the oddsers I'm listening to this? I had

0:44:33.485 --> 0:44:42.245
<v Speaker 2>a funky gunky pink as what are the pink Christian?

0:44:42.325 --> 0:44:45.485
<v Speaker 2>My husband and I are visiting Australia next month of

0:44:45.565 --> 0:44:48.605
<v Speaker 2>Christmas and we are starting in Melbourne for Christmas, heading

0:44:48.645 --> 0:44:52.645
<v Speaker 2>to the barme army Christmas lunch and boxing datas. This

0:44:52.845 --> 0:44:57.325
<v Speaker 2>email has not aged very well. Oh wow, it's gonna

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<v Speaker 2>be more like a wake.

0:44:59.845 --> 0:45:00.165
<v Speaker 1>Anyway.

0:45:00.205 --> 0:45:02.965
<v Speaker 2>The reason to get in touches Peter Murray. My husband

0:45:02.965 --> 0:45:05.565
<v Speaker 2>has been listening to your show for years. Could you

0:45:05.645 --> 0:45:08.085
<v Speaker 2>surprise him? We listen to the podcast every day with

0:45:08.165 --> 0:45:13.924
<v Speaker 2>a shower. Tell Peter Murray counsel the flights. I'm now

0:45:13.965 --> 0:45:18.005
<v Speaker 2>speaking to you after the fact. Save your money, go to.

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<v Speaker 3>Zanzibar, Christian O'Connell show, go on podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>What are the Odds Today?

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<v Speaker 2>You'll see the England cricket team on rotnest s Island

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<v Speaker 2>heavy googling things to do, him Perth selfies with Quakers.

0:45:33.165 --> 0:45:35.005
<v Speaker 2>I bet top thing is like, go see the ashes.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't rub it in. Let's go see the caucus.

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<v Speaker 6>Maybe do some practice. I mean I don't know, that'll

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<v Speaker 6>probably my advice.

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<v Speaker 2>Go and have a look at the prison round Fremantle.

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<v Speaker 2>Go on the guided tour. You got all the time, guys,

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<v Speaker 2>enjoy this precious few days. Tumble one by tub thumping

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<v Speaker 2>ten minutes past. Take good morning. It's the Christian o'connells

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<v Speaker 2>Show on Gold. Time for this week's miss hurd lyrics.

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<v Speaker 2>Every Monday on the show we play back all the

0:46:02.205 --> 0:46:06.085
<v Speaker 2>miss hurd lyrics you send us. It's just another miss

0:46:06.365 --> 0:46:11.565
<v Speaker 2>hurd Maday, Christian Connall's misheard lyrics. The email you need

0:46:11.645 --> 0:46:14.605
<v Speaker 2>for whenever you mishear a lyric is Christian at Christian

0:46:14.605 --> 0:46:17.045
<v Speaker 2>O'Connell dot com dot a you when you miss here them.

0:46:17.045 --> 0:46:18.725
<v Speaker 2>We play the maac on a Monday if we agree

0:46:18.725 --> 0:46:23.205
<v Speaker 2>with the misshead if we can't hear it, and for

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<v Speaker 2>the really great ones.

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<v Speaker 1>Hall of Favor.

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<v Speaker 2>We had two Hall of Famous last week. Chris Jepp

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<v Speaker 2>with heavy weather by the Rubens. A tortoise is coming.

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<v Speaker 3>Doctors is coming.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way. Somebody has sent me just a random

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<v Speaker 2>message that says no context, and this is me with

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<v Speaker 2>one hundred and eighty year old turtle.

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<v Speaker 1>Sandra.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, it doesn't need contest.

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<v Speaker 1>Doesn't need context. Maybe it just doesn't. Maybe I'm trying

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<v Speaker 1>to give it too much meaning. It is what it is.

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<v Speaker 1>It's our friend Sandy with a really old turtle. Roam.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, Danny, shake your rum beast. The boys check your rumber,

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<v Speaker 2>shake your all right.

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<v Speaker 1>Brand new ones that have come in the last seven days?

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<v Speaker 1>Who got here? Greg? I heard them all, Bennett?

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<v Speaker 13>What I hear the lie, hear the lie, hear them asking.

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<v Speaker 1>It's time to say goodbye to some of them, isn't it?

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<v Speaker 1>You know?

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<v Speaker 6>I hear them, hear them, hear them.

0:47:34.125 --> 0:47:38.085
<v Speaker 1>Or something like that's the lady with anyway.

0:47:38.285 --> 0:47:41.805
<v Speaker 2>I hear the mole, I hear the mole, I hear

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<v Speaker 2>the lie. You know, I love it, Thank you very much, Adrian.

0:47:49.005 --> 0:47:51.404
<v Speaker 2>Wouldn't it be good, Nick Kershaw? Wouldn't it be good

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<v Speaker 2>to be in your shoes, but he's hearing it. Wouldn't

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<v Speaker 2>it be good to beat the Russians? Steady on, Adrian,

0:48:02.805 --> 0:48:04.485
<v Speaker 2>We don't want to start anything on the show.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, that it's listen, let's go again.

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<v Speaker 2>Wouldn't he good to beat the Russians? No?

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<v Speaker 1>No, he's saying it.

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<v Speaker 3>That.

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<v Speaker 1>That is it.

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<v Speaker 2>That's straight into Hall of Famer.

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<v Speaker 1>Adrian, well done.

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<v Speaker 2>Wouldn't it be good to beat the Russians? Don?

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<v Speaker 1>Why does my heart feel so bad? Moby?

0:48:44.765 --> 0:48:52.405
<v Speaker 2>And the line is he'll open doors. This guy's here,

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<v Speaker 2>his own name, Big Papa Don. Once more, Big Papa Don.

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<v Speaker 2>It's what we're listening out for, and it's there. It's subtle,

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<v Speaker 2>but it's there, Big Papa Don BPD imagine being the

0:49:13.085 --> 0:49:15.205
<v Speaker 2>just how good Don would have felt hearing his own

0:49:15.285 --> 0:49:20.085
<v Speaker 2>name in that song? There tis Paul Favor, Come on in, Donnie,

0:49:20.165 --> 0:49:21.404
<v Speaker 2>Dave's got brown eyed girl?

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<v Speaker 1>Van Morrison? Hey, where did we go?

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<v Speaker 6>He did we go?

0:49:25.765 --> 0:49:26.165
<v Speaker 2>Or is it?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey? Wet amigo? A little wet Spaniards?

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<v Speaker 2>He well did we go?

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<v Speaker 1>That's such a great spot, Dave, Hey, wet amigo?

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<v Speaker 2>He well did we go?

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<v Speaker 1>Well?

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Matty Cox has been listening to Mike Posner, I drive

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<v Speaker 2>a sports card just to prove from a song of.

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<v Speaker 6>Either, I drive a sports card just to prove it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, to prove it. Can it's positive money? You know

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<v Speaker 1>what is his prevous posna?

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<v Speaker 3>Can?

0:49:58.965 --> 0:49:59.445
<v Speaker 1>Or is it.

0:50:01.205 --> 0:50:04.005
<v Speaker 2>He drives a sports card just to poop? I guess

0:50:04.045 --> 0:50:05.605
<v Speaker 2>you want a high performance car. If you would need

0:50:05.645 --> 0:50:07.925
<v Speaker 2>to go, you gotta get public to you got you

0:50:07.925 --> 0:50:09.245
<v Speaker 2>need a lambig to get you there.

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<v Speaker 6>I tray a sports carchers, I trave a sports carcher.

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<v Speaker 2>Just yes, come on in. There's one clear winner today

0:50:23.085 --> 0:50:29.685
<v Speaker 2>to beat the Russians. You hear that, Puson As always,

0:50:29.725 --> 0:50:31.805
<v Speaker 2>email yours Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com.

0:50:31.805 --> 0:50:35.325
<v Speaker 3>Today you the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Because I'm a kind person, because I'm a generous person,

0:50:38.965 --> 0:50:43.565
<v Speaker 2>I am aware that obviously for Australian cricket fans incredible.

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<v Speaker 2>Today is a joyous day. Yes, there is a joyous day.

0:50:46.205 --> 0:50:48.205
<v Speaker 2>I'm sure Saturday was a joyous day as well. It

0:50:48.245 --> 0:50:50.645
<v Speaker 2>must be nice to have joy's days about cricket. Also,

0:50:50.725 --> 0:50:53.085
<v Speaker 2>I don't know when they're coming back. I don't know

0:50:53.125 --> 0:50:55.205
<v Speaker 2>when they'll be coming back. I don't think it's going

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<v Speaker 2>to be over the next six weeks. Spoiler alert. One

0:50:58.805 --> 0:51:00.285
<v Speaker 2>thing we all know it ain't going to be twenty

0:51:00.285 --> 0:51:04.005
<v Speaker 2>five days of cricket. I think it's going to be

0:51:04.045 --> 0:51:08.924
<v Speaker 2>done a lot quicker, a lot quicker. Anyway, this made

0:51:08.925 --> 0:51:12.365
<v Speaker 2>for you with the incredible, incredible Travis over the weekend.

0:51:12.685 --> 0:51:14.085
<v Speaker 1>Now is this right now gonna have?

0:51:14.445 --> 0:51:17.605
<v Speaker 2>Isn't amazing how last week might have been playing today

0:51:17.725 --> 0:51:20.565
<v Speaker 2>suddenly a world where he's getting a statue, Just in

0:51:20.645 --> 0:51:25.325
<v Speaker 2>one weekend he's getting a statue. Isn't that it makes you

0:51:25.405 --> 0:51:25.805
<v Speaker 2>will to.

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<v Speaker 1>Live in where everything can change in a moment, Jake.

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<v Speaker 2>Weather or Well? The question is who will he be opening?

0:51:33.405 --> 0:51:45.325
<v Speaker 2>Travis work from it tras control traves here two sharp cat.

0:51:47.245 --> 0:51:53.125
<v Speaker 6>Boundary crunch. If we're chasing that one that has been

0:51:53.245 --> 0:51:54.885
<v Speaker 6>met back to.

0:51:54.925 --> 0:52:00.525
<v Speaker 4>Back boundaries, this time it is full three boundaries. The

0:52:00.845 --> 0:52:05.565
<v Speaker 4>three balls off big stoves opens and just splashed a

0:52:05.565 --> 0:52:07.645
<v Speaker 4>little white with arrogance to his head.

0:52:08.645 --> 0:52:10.805
<v Speaker 6>He gets inside it, touches it far.

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<v Speaker 1>Atop the head.

0:52:19.725 --> 0:52:20.325
<v Speaker 11>Guard it.

0:52:21.925 --> 0:52:26.605
<v Speaker 6>It gets a hundred short, just sixty nine downs.

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<v Speaker 2>But I was so sways head.

0:52:30.045 --> 0:52:30.725
<v Speaker 1>It's incredible.

0:52:30.805 --> 0:52:32.525
<v Speaker 2>I love the bit where he's just such a chilled

0:52:32.525 --> 0:52:37.965
<v Speaker 2>out cat, isn't he just yells get over. It is

0:52:38.045 --> 0:52:40.685
<v Speaker 2>like the most laid back person, like he's unaware. It's

0:52:40.725 --> 0:52:42.005
<v Speaker 2>the ashes that he's out there playing.

0:52:42.165 --> 0:52:42.245
<v Speaker 3>Well.

0:52:42.365 --> 0:52:45.085
<v Speaker 4>Years after the match, they were interviewing him and they go, oh,

0:52:45.125 --> 0:52:46.125
<v Speaker 4>you know what we feeling before?

0:52:46.125 --> 0:52:47.725
<v Speaker 6>He is, Oh, I just thought, you know, just hit

0:52:47.765 --> 0:52:50.685
<v Speaker 6>out there, give it a crack. Okay, just go ahead.

0:52:51.085 --> 0:52:53.765
<v Speaker 2>I think I'll find him mesmerizing. It's got like some

0:52:53.805 --> 0:52:55.365
<v Speaker 2>sort of zend like buddher calm.

0:52:55.605 --> 0:52:57.685
<v Speaker 6>Yes, he's got like bogue, like a Bogan Buddha.

0:52:59.725 --> 0:53:02.125
<v Speaker 2>That's why he should have a statue and we worship

0:53:02.165 --> 0:53:06.085
<v Speaker 2>about him because we've become more like Trev can start

0:53:06.125 --> 0:53:06.645
<v Speaker 2>a movement.

0:53:07.325 --> 0:53:10.485
<v Speaker 6>Some mindfulness is Rubbi's belly for good luck.

0:53:10.605 --> 0:53:15.165
<v Speaker 2>Okay that's too much mate, all right, but listen that's

0:53:15.165 --> 0:53:17.885
<v Speaker 2>your version. It's great news. It's wonderful for me. This

0:53:18.045 --> 0:53:20.125
<v Speaker 2>is now something I actually just don't want to talk about,

0:53:26.205 --> 0:53:29.165
<v Speaker 2>but really hard. When you are in Australia doing an

0:53:29.165 --> 0:53:31.685
<v Speaker 2>Australian radio breakfast show, we want to talk. You go

0:53:31.725 --> 0:53:35.205
<v Speaker 2>to get with the program, but I think in your

0:53:35.245 --> 0:53:37.765
<v Speaker 2>lives right now, there's probably something you don't want to

0:53:37.805 --> 0:53:40.565
<v Speaker 2>talk about. For me, it's a cricket and the ashes rio.

0:53:40.605 --> 0:53:43.085
<v Speaker 2>I'm getting it's something to do with the house. It's

0:53:43.085 --> 0:53:44.725
<v Speaker 2>been a stress or run up to getting the key

0:53:44.765 --> 0:53:48.765
<v Speaker 2>today for you, your first ever home. Congratulations, by the way,

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<v Speaker 2>I hope it goes all well today.

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<v Speaker 6>Me too, Me too. We're settling today.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, one thing we haven't brought up without talking my

0:53:55.205 --> 0:53:56.885
<v Speaker 4>parents on the phone last night. I do want to

0:53:56.925 --> 0:53:59.525
<v Speaker 4>talk about it because we're a bit embarrassed that we

0:53:59.605 --> 0:54:04.005
<v Speaker 4>did realize the house actually has three green ceilings.

0:54:04.165 --> 0:54:05.285
<v Speaker 1>Why the ceiling is great.

0:54:06.205 --> 0:54:08.525
<v Speaker 6>We didn't notice the morning. We've noticed the pink walls

0:54:08.645 --> 0:54:09.085
<v Speaker 6>one of them.

0:54:09.125 --> 0:54:12.285
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, that's a riot colors, isn't it. Weren't

0:54:12.285 --> 0:54:13.405
<v Speaker 1>we in Miami or something?

0:54:13.725 --> 0:54:15.325
<v Speaker 6>But I guess we never looked up.

0:54:15.645 --> 0:54:18.205
<v Speaker 2>What so three you look up?

0:54:18.725 --> 0:54:21.404
<v Speaker 1>This is probably your generation. You don't look up looking

0:54:21.405 --> 0:54:22.085
<v Speaker 1>down at your phones.

0:54:23.125 --> 0:54:26.285
<v Speaker 4>But there's the bedroom, the spare bedroom, and like the

0:54:26.325 --> 0:54:27.245
<v Speaker 4>study kind of room.

0:54:27.485 --> 0:54:31.325
<v Speaker 6>All have these really yellow fluorescent broad green.

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<v Speaker 1>That's going to be changed. That's that's that's what you'll

0:54:34.445 --> 0:54:35.205
<v Speaker 1>be doing the new year.

0:54:35.645 --> 0:54:37.085
<v Speaker 6>How do you even get up that highest?

0:54:38.405 --> 0:54:40.685
<v Speaker 1>That's what they thought. No, I think the previous sod it.

0:54:40.845 --> 0:54:41.565
<v Speaker 2>We're going to sell it.

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<v Speaker 1>Next year, just leave it. I get now it's your problem.

0:54:46.085 --> 0:54:48.245
<v Speaker 6>And we were like, well check the photos. Wheel was like,

0:54:48.485 --> 0:54:49.765
<v Speaker 6>there's no were.

0:54:49.645 --> 0:54:51.844
<v Speaker 2>They like that when we walked through them, and they

0:54:52.725 --> 0:54:53.925
<v Speaker 2>they just did it once they sold it.

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<v Speaker 1>That's just some pranes. You know what pain that is

0:55:00.005 --> 0:55:00.445
<v Speaker 1>as well?

0:55:00.605 --> 0:55:02.325
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I think we're just gonna live with the green

0:55:02.405 --> 0:55:03.005
<v Speaker 6>ceilings for it.

0:55:03.045 --> 0:55:05.245
<v Speaker 2>But that's a riot, though, isn't it when you go

0:55:05.325 --> 0:55:09.444
<v Speaker 2>to bed seeing that it's nick I know who has

0:55:09.485 --> 0:55:10.405
<v Speaker 2>green ceilings?

0:55:10.445 --> 0:55:10.965
<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

0:55:11.205 --> 0:55:14.005
<v Speaker 2>I just presumed all ceilings in the homes are mutual

0:55:14.125 --> 0:55:15.845
<v Speaker 2>kind of.

0:55:15.565 --> 0:55:19.485
<v Speaker 4>Yes, yeah, yeah, no, bright green, bright lime.

0:55:19.245 --> 0:55:20.125
<v Speaker 6>Fluorescent green.

0:55:20.245 --> 0:55:22.925
<v Speaker 1>Where the hippies or something? No, I don't know.

0:55:22.965 --> 0:55:25.924
<v Speaker 6>They seemed one of them was an architect, but oh

0:55:25.965 --> 0:55:28.325
<v Speaker 6>he should know. Maybe I don't know. I don't know.

0:55:28.405 --> 0:55:31.004
<v Speaker 6>It's a very it's like an assault on the eyes.

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<v Speaker 2>There's no way you're just going to leave that. You're

0:55:33.325 --> 0:55:35.685
<v Speaker 2>saying that now you won't. It will drive you mad.

0:55:36.165 --> 0:55:39.205
<v Speaker 2>I guarantee within five nights there, your first five nights,

0:55:39.725 --> 0:55:42.725
<v Speaker 2>you guys are down Bunnings again. That it's a painting

0:55:42.845 --> 0:55:45.884
<v Speaker 2>is hard work, right, It's really hard work. It's it's

0:55:45.925 --> 0:55:48.685
<v Speaker 2>you don't realize how exhausting it is, or that twisting

0:55:48.725 --> 0:55:50.844
<v Speaker 2>and that. The worst thing though, is getting that. You

0:55:50.845 --> 0:55:52.884
<v Speaker 2>have to get a doubler. It's one bit of poll

0:55:53.005 --> 0:55:55.485
<v Speaker 2>scows into another and do this. They shouldound them in

0:55:55.525 --> 0:56:00.005
<v Speaker 2>Gym's right forty five, Like, just just do that ten

0:56:00.045 --> 0:56:01.805
<v Speaker 2>minutes and that then you move on to the pull ups.

0:56:02.525 --> 0:56:03.765
<v Speaker 1>It's aconizing.

0:56:04.605 --> 0:56:07.845
<v Speaker 3>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

0:56:07.965 --> 0:56:10.605
<v Speaker 2>Now I just want to flagger. We won't be here tomorrow.

0:56:11.205 --> 0:56:14.964
<v Speaker 2>The reason why it is secret show business. We are

0:56:14.965 --> 0:56:19.245
<v Speaker 2>filming somewhere in Sydney TV advert. He after seven years,

0:56:19.245 --> 0:56:22.005
<v Speaker 2>they decided to give us some marketing money. I know,

0:56:23.245 --> 0:56:25.005
<v Speaker 2>maybe Color Jackio give them some back.

0:56:25.045 --> 0:56:25.405
<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

0:56:25.445 --> 0:56:27.925
<v Speaker 2>They are too much marketing anyway, they're giving us a

0:56:27.965 --> 0:56:28.605
<v Speaker 2>TV advert.

0:56:28.645 --> 0:56:31.365
<v Speaker 1>We're filming it in Sydney. About it.

0:56:31.405 --> 0:56:33.285
<v Speaker 2>The location director told me two weeks ago it was

0:56:33.285 --> 0:56:35.405
<v Speaker 2>gonna take a while to find a location because he

0:56:35.485 --> 0:56:36.925
<v Speaker 2>told me that Sydney's very hilly.

0:56:37.405 --> 0:56:39.525
<v Speaker 4>Well do you know where we're filming It is hilly,

0:56:39.685 --> 0:56:41.565
<v Speaker 4>The Hills District.

0:56:41.645 --> 0:56:43.325
<v Speaker 6>I'm not joking. It's called the Hills District.

0:56:43.405 --> 0:56:44.605
<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, it's going to be like the sound

0:56:44.605 --> 0:56:44.964
<v Speaker 1>of music.

0:56:44.965 --> 0:56:51.005
<v Speaker 2>I'm singing the show is alive with the listeners, but.

0:56:50.965 --> 0:56:53.405
<v Speaker 4>They're looking through a flat part to do it, and

0:56:53.405 --> 0:56:55.845
<v Speaker 4>they've picked the hilliest place in Sydney.

0:56:55.925 --> 0:56:58.485
<v Speaker 2>Now you guys are all going there. So you guys

0:56:58.525 --> 0:57:01.365
<v Speaker 2>are playing like you've got a character, haven't you? Yes?

0:57:01.525 --> 0:57:04.364
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this is great? All right? So I'm me last

0:57:04.405 --> 0:57:07.444
<v Speaker 1>week for meeting whether it was really odd? Okay?

0:57:07.485 --> 0:57:09.844
<v Speaker 2>Can you please stop talk about me third person? It

0:57:09.885 --> 0:57:12.884
<v Speaker 2>only leads to manness for people. I'm here and they

0:57:12.925 --> 0:57:15.445
<v Speaker 2>were saying what they thought Christian O'Connor would wear. What

0:57:15.645 --> 0:57:18.485
<v Speaker 2>you ask you, he's wearing something. Now I'm not having

0:57:18.525 --> 0:57:22.365
<v Speaker 2>the meeting naked. They were debating what would the character

0:57:22.765 --> 0:57:27.965
<v Speaker 2>your characters mean? You guys are playing. You're not playing

0:57:27.965 --> 0:57:30.405
<v Speaker 2>yourself to your characters. So what are you rio?

0:57:30.565 --> 0:57:33.685
<v Speaker 6>I am playing guy who came back from the gym.

0:57:34.165 --> 0:57:34.725
<v Speaker 1>I love it.

0:57:35.285 --> 0:57:37.325
<v Speaker 2>Have you been practicing?

0:57:37.405 --> 0:57:38.725
<v Speaker 1>Al Alex? What do you make?

0:57:38.845 --> 0:57:41.925
<v Speaker 5>I'm neighbour getting his paper dressed in his pajamas and

0:57:42.005 --> 0:57:43.045
<v Speaker 5>dressing gown.

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<v Speaker 1>My wife either.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's never do housework movies again.

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<v Speaker 1>We are back later this week.

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<v Speaker 3>The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast