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Speaker 1: App Got anything good?

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Speaker 3: Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: It's the team.

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Speaker 1: You're going to have to help me out here.

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Speaker 2: I watched the cricket the Ashes on day one, and

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Speaker 2: then I slipped into a coma. I think it was

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Speaker 2: so excited that we're going to smash you guys, and

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Speaker 2: the Veda has woken up. So I presume England one. Yeah, Well,

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Speaker 2: it just tell me what happened. We must have smashed

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Speaker 2: you guys, because Friday night it was all in England's favorite,

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Speaker 2: so I presume that would have carried on, no reason

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Speaker 2: for it not to.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean at three o'clock, you guys would definitely

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Speaker 1: So I've been in a coma since Friday night.

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Speaker 2: England won by how many wickets? I don't know how

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Speaker 2: to give it to me straight, guys, And it must

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Speaker 2: be awkward for you to say congratulations, because.

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Speaker 1: There's no way we would have.

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Speaker 2: Just the only word I keep seeing over the weekend

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Speaker 2: is capitulation. I've never said the word in my life,

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Speaker 2: but it's the only word to sum up England's humiliate.

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Speaker 5: There were nine England wickets in ninety nine balls.

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Speaker 1: Just incredible.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I've never seen you ever go first of all

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Speaker 2: world in Australia. Amazing stuff, just on all counts. But

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Speaker 2: I don't think i've seen anything so traumatic. Friday was wild. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Friday was crazy and I felt like the whole series

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Speaker 4: But you were in an unassailable position at three o'clock.

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Speaker 4: I was complete despair. I was like, well, there's no

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Speaker 1: I presume there. It's going to night Ben Stokes.

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Speaker 2: Yes, by Saturday morning, wait King Charles up if he's

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Speaker 2: a wild, wild run.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was over so quickly.

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Speaker 4: It was like you went from being in an actually

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Speaker 2: So much, so much, so much at that level, and

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Speaker 2: also happens there's such a long gap in between.

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Speaker 1: It's a really big deal. It's huge.

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Speaker 2: Now it's supposed to be twenty five days at cricket,

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Speaker 1: No, I can't. I don't know how England come back.

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Speaker 2: No, I think I think that's not that really just

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Speaker 2: sho psychologically does How could it not? It's such it's

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Speaker 2: such global humiliation. I'm telling you now, I've seen all

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Speaker 2: the newspaper headlines here. That's nothing compared to how bad

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Speaker 2: it is in the UK. It's awful.

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Speaker 4: You guys are savage. I saw some of those as well.

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Speaker 4: They did a wrap.

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Speaker 2: Actually they've been trying to get citizenship here, trying to

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Speaker 2: find jobs in the BBL.

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Speaker 1: Lower batters, lower batters. You know it's Morgan is blowing up.

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Speaker 2: His timeline was amazing, Well, we're going to win this

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Speaker 2: four nil to then demanding people get fired, the five

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Speaker 2: stages of grief.

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Speaker 6: Yes, all in one beautiful tweet page.

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Speaker 2: It must have been amazing for an Australian to watch.

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Speaker 6: It was.

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Speaker 2: It was the one, the one of the best openings

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Speaker 4: and then that to see Travis head, Oh my god, wait, come,

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Speaker 4: And he wasn't supposed to open the batting No, And

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Speaker 2: Was that last minute decision that it's amazing those chances

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Speaker 2: The poor man around the poor man. It's every couple

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Speaker 2: it's not mine. Screwedge.

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Speaker 6: He was hobbling around.

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Speaker 2: You get that one, I'll get the next one.

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Speaker 1: Okay, get the dank running. He's also going to tile

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Speaker 1: on the way to So if it's like the big thing,

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Speaker 1: it's the ashes.

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Speaker 2: You're not You're not playing eighteen holes a day before

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Speaker 1: Sure do you do? Wasn't there the story years ago?

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Speaker 2: But Clem Maxwell falling out of a golf cart. That's

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Speaker 1: He does that. That's not news.

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Speaker 2: In every Sunday night, mimodad chat. It's never not been

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Speaker 2: like that since I moved to every Sunday night. Called

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Speaker 1: That's what England.

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Speaker 2: He doesn't want to speak to anyone in Australia. It's

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Speaker 2: tore my family apart. England's shame on you. You've broken

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Speaker 2: a seventy six year old man's heart. No, he's feeling

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Speaker 2: the effects of a capitulation. I don't really, I don't

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Speaker 2: even know what the real meaning of that word is.

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Speaker 2: Is it an instant collapse or.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, falling in a heap?

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Speaker 4: In a humiliating and completely eetic and embarrassing.

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Speaker 2: Have any of us ever used I get a rheo?

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Speaker 2: Have any of us ever used that word elsewhere the lives?

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Speaker 2: I've never used that word.

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Speaker 1: I had an awful weekend.

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Speaker 2: I just Saturday night, not too much to drink. I

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Speaker 6: Uber But it's not dramatic enough to roll a capitulation.

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Speaker 1: Patsy, how was your weekend? What did you get up

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Speaker 1: to camera?

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Speaker 7: I learned the very hard way that I should be

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Speaker 7: reading instructions. I don't always I think I know better

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Speaker 8: Back of a box.

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Speaker 7: I had a sore back and I realized we had

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Speaker 7: I've never used them before anyway, I thought, you know what,

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Speaker 8: Just do the trick.

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Speaker 1: So you send some to Quadra.

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Speaker 6: Like an entire body, shout out to.

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Speaker 2: Chemist's warehouse if they could rush some back of it,

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Speaker 7: So I thought, I'll use this, and it's pretty easy.

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Speaker 7: It looks like a big band aid. I thought you'd

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Speaker 7: the skin. Anyway, So I put it on my back

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Speaker 7: and Audrey saw me, my teenager saw me, and she goes, no, mum,

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Speaker 7: you're not meant to do it like right on the skin.

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Speaker 7: It's meant apparently it's meant to.

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Speaker 8: Go over clothes, apparently to like get the heat.

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Speaker 8: Have you tried taking one of those things off?

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Speaker 1: Are you going to go in the shower?

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Speaker 8: Is that what you're meant to do?

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Speaker 1: I didn't know. Again, I've I never read the back,

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Speaker 8: Oh well, that's what I should have.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to come because I have to be

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Speaker 1: It's agony. Well I didn't, but you can tick it

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Speaker 8: It took about two layers of skin off my back.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that brutal is horrible.

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Speaker 7: I'm sure they're great, but I really should have read

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Speaker 2: I tell you, someone who's not right physically today, what

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Speaker 2: is going on with your face? And you have botops

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Speaker 2: this whole lip fitter?

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Speaker 2: That you're doing an impression, a racist impression of a

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Speaker 6: It's so much.

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Speaker 4: I'm going to be speaking with the weird. It's really

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Speaker 4: Now I'm only I'm like talking like Popeye, only about

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Speaker 2: Okay, And we've only got three hours of radio to am.

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Speaker 2: So it's hard to understand.

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Speaker 9: Said, I've brought let's get here to read out classic

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Speaker 1: You know I love you?

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Speaker 2: Tina works on the showy No, She's always banged on about.

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Speaker 1: F one's my thing. I love F one. I'm here

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Speaker 1: if you ever need someone on a go to me.

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Speaker 1: And everyone thinking, all right, in a minute, come on,

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Speaker 1: try and explain to us.

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Speaker 2: Then why Oscar got bands from the Vegas Grand Prix said.

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Speaker 1: I've never heard of so dramatic. I don't know anything

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Speaker 1: about it. Why he got banned? I think someone to

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Speaker 1: do it like a skid thickness. No, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: She said I could. Who can eat? And then she

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Speaker 1: goes to me. I think it's English cheating.

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Speaker 2: Him on a knife edge. I could capitulate by seven

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Speaker 2: o'clock plaps after just one hour of batsy.

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Speaker 1: What's happened?

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Speaker 5: So there are skids underneath the cars, or they call planks,

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Speaker 5: and they have to be less than nine millimeters thick.

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Speaker 1: So if they are judged to be less.

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Speaker 5: Than nine milimeters thick, it's giving the car an advantage

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Speaker 5: because it's lower to the ground. So the car, if

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Speaker 5: the car is low to the ground, it gives it

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Speaker 5: an unfair advantage, so.

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Speaker 1: A less coefficient drag.

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Speaker 5: Yes, so Lockie's given me the thumbs up in there

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Speaker 5: think I've done okay with that explanation. Yes, he's not.

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Speaker 2: So you're telling me that all the cars are measured

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Speaker 1: Yes, exactly right.

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Speaker 5: And if I think theirs was judged to be like

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Speaker 5: eight point eight millimeters, so slightly thinner than the nine

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Speaker 2: How do you actually put any kind of no punning

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Speaker 2: Genius is very very good and then the most offensive

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, he's our daddy. Now that that's quality journalism

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Speaker 1: Songs for the Ashes.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I've got opswedied it in two days. Stark me up,

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Speaker 2: Stokes on fire, Get Ducky that could be a theme

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Speaker 1: We're able to get Dunky and Coldplay. They love cricket,

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Speaker 2: Travis Head for the Dreams. All right, Rio, you're all

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, good, yeah, yeah, Silver.

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Speaker 4: But you know Kylie Minogue's can't get you out of

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Speaker 1: Sorry, you're thinking about doing it on the radio.

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Speaker 2: I wouldn't mate And Travis Head, No, can't get you

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Speaker 6: Heead It's like you couldn't get him out right, Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Sorry?

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Speaker 6: And you know bes loser?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, what about what a bunch of pathetic losers?

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Speaker 2: That's not nice. Minus bronze gonna be tough, tough day

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, real, I don't think it's getting better.

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Speaker 2: No, there's no there's no goodness coming. There's no big

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Speaker 2: I don't think there's going to be any big comeback.

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Speaker 1: Doesn't that said they're going to change nothing? You're like,

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Speaker 2: You watched it? Watch it back?

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Speaker 3: Guys watching the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: So I'm rolling out an extra time waster. After the

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Speaker 2: And if only actually for English fans, the bombing Army,

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Speaker 1: To England, it should be over. I kind of forget

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Speaker 4: There was the video of a guy, a Bamie Army

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Speaker 1: That is debate.

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Speaker 2: That is deba debate. No, yeah, you assumed in yeah,

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Speaker 2: you're cheating your f one cars and now you're turning

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Speaker 2: on the beloved Barmie Army. Do you reckon? It's going

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Speaker 6: And three two three days.

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Speaker 2: Also, you've got a lode of maraudering, angry British people

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Speaker 5: The first Test since nineteen twenty one to finish inside

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Speaker 2: Yeah, listen right, I don't want to hear any more stats.

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Speaker 2: The stats. The stats aren't going to make me go. Oh,

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Speaker 2: I saw it, Alex, I saw at least.

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Speaker 6: It wasn't as bad as nineteen twenty one.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, remember those days that it was tough doing that

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Speaker 2: radio show Pray for the nineteen twenties loss.

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Speaker 1: So asking your songs for the Ashes?

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Speaker 2: Oh four seven five three one oh four three, Chris

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Speaker 2: Is just hit me hard with when when palms cry?

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Speaker 1: Great God? All right, so keep this coming.

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Speaker 2: Oh four seven five three one oh four three songs

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Speaker 2: for the Ashes. After the two day capitulation, I have

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Speaker 2: I said to him, I'll jump out here that otherwise

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Speaker 1: And he goes, oh, don't worry, an I want. It's

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Speaker 2: Call him m. He goes, O, I don't worry, I want.

447
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Speaker 2: I want, due to an unforeseen circumstances to take control

448
00:21:01,245 --> 00:21:03,925
Speaker 2: of a greyhound bus and I did a thirteen point

449
00:21:03,965 --> 00:21:07,484
Speaker 2: turn in an emergency and I go, oh, right, are

450
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Speaker 2: you a bus driver?

451
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Speaker 1: He goes, And then I go, oh, what happened?

452
00:21:11,925 --> 00:21:14,645
Speaker 2: He goes, Oh, it's quite a story, and don't you

453
00:21:14,685 --> 00:21:16,445
Speaker 2: need to get out now? And no, no, no, tell me

454
00:21:16,485 --> 00:21:19,405
Speaker 2: what happened. So he's on a greyhound bus right going

455
00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:24,685
Speaker 2: from Adelaide to Melbourne. Because this guy M is First

456
00:21:24,725 --> 00:21:27,645
Speaker 2: Aid trained level three, so he's a high level first AIDA.

457
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Speaker 1: That's not his job he works. He used to work

458
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Speaker 1: for the.

459
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Speaker 2: Government okay, in the family law division, but anyway, he's

460
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Speaker 2: the first AIDA. The driver he can see isn't very well.

461
00:21:36,365 --> 00:21:39,565
Speaker 2: So EM gets up and says, hey you okay, what's

462
00:21:39,605 --> 00:21:41,765
Speaker 2: going on? The driver starts to tal him and EM says,

463
00:21:41,765 --> 00:21:44,285
Speaker 2: I think you're having a heart attack, and so he

464
00:21:44,325 --> 00:21:46,645
Speaker 2: says pull over. So I said, now on fine, I'm

465
00:21:46,685 --> 00:21:48,205
Speaker 2: just feeling it, but he goes, no, I think THEO

466
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Speaker 2: says you need to put over right now, pulls over

467
00:21:50,165 --> 00:21:51,405
Speaker 2: and then things get a lot worse.

468
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Speaker 1: He is having a heart attack.

469
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Speaker 2: So because he's first day trained, he managed to sort of,

470
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Speaker 2: you know, start to know what to do. They're in

471
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Speaker 2: triple zero and they go where are they'd given location?

472
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Speaker 2: It goes going to take us a little while to

473
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Speaker 2: get there. M decides that he will drive the greyhound

474
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Speaker 2: to towards the hospital. Right He's got a bus license

475
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Speaker 2: that he's never used just for hits and giggles.

476
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Speaker 1: He thought he'd take on passes. Now might never have

477
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Speaker 1: to use that one.

478
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Speaker 2: Then there's a big difference between a bus and a

479
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Speaker 2: greyhound coach, so he had to Suddenly he's doing the

480
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Speaker 2: right thing. He's stepping up as an everyday leader in

481
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Speaker 2: a desperate situation. He then realizes these are really big

482
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Speaker 2: I don't know how to They've got to turn it

483
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Speaker 2: to go towards the hospital. He had to do a

484
00:22:33,325 --> 00:22:39,365
Speaker 2: thirteen point turn driving this greyhound coach towards the hospital

485
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Speaker 2: and the ambulance crew were talking on the phone to

486
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Speaker 2: somebody else to say if we can meet you halfway

487
00:22:45,605 --> 00:22:48,325
Speaker 2: and gave them the location. Wow, so they do. He

488
00:22:48,365 --> 00:22:50,325
Speaker 2: hands them over to the ambos. They saved this guy's

489
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Speaker 2: life really thanks to M's quick decisions. The fact that

490
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Speaker 2: he was someone who had, you know, basic first aid

491
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Speaker 2: isn't an incredible story. I'd have drawed out this guy am.

492
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Speaker 1: I said, that is an incredible story.

493
00:23:01,725 --> 00:23:03,725
Speaker 2: I said to what happened, and he goes why I

494
00:23:03,725 --> 00:23:08,045
Speaker 2: got a letter of a commendation from the Greyhound bus company.

495
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Speaker 6: It's going to be from the mayor or something.

496
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Speaker 2: But it really made me think how many people would

497
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Speaker 2: be alive if we knew basic first aid. I almost

498
00:23:17,365 --> 00:23:19,165
Speaker 2: think it should be part of like even taking any

499
00:23:19,245 --> 00:23:22,045
Speaker 2: driver's test or something like that. Where it really made

500
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Speaker 2: We've said this before, but now I haven't listened to

501
00:23:24,085 --> 00:23:26,125
Speaker 2: his story, and that I wouldn't know what to do

502
00:23:28,005 --> 00:23:30,445
Speaker 2: desperate situation which could happen any moment in our lives,

503
00:23:30,725 --> 00:23:32,485
Speaker 2: but I'd like to I think that we as a

504
00:23:32,525 --> 00:23:35,045
Speaker 2: team should commit in the next couple of weeks to

505
00:23:35,165 --> 00:23:36,365
Speaker 2: learning basic first aid.

506
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Speaker 1: It's actually even here now. Do you even know where

507
00:23:39,965 --> 00:23:41,525
Speaker 1: the DEFIP thing is now?

508
00:23:41,805 --> 00:23:42,045
Speaker 2: Yes?

509
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Speaker 6: I think it is near the toilet, but I don't

510
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Speaker 6: know for sure. We don't know how to use it. No, No,

511
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Speaker 6: I wouldn't have the first clear.

512
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Speaker 1: None of them moment. No, we need to have put

513
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Speaker 1: one incredible story.

514
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Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

515
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Speaker 2: Very hard to be here today just being answer to

516
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Speaker 2: you guys after what England did to me personally, sports personal.

517
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Speaker 1: You do take it like could they do this?

518
00:24:09,565 --> 00:24:11,405
Speaker 2: You know I'm the only English gar The bloody radio

519
00:24:11,445 --> 00:24:14,445
Speaker 2: over here now behind enemy lines made me a laughing stock.

520
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Speaker 1: Guys.

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Speaker 2: Stuff being here today, it is all the jokes coming through,

522
00:24:19,405 --> 00:24:22,805
Speaker 2: all the jokes coming to the joke man reads so good.

523
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Speaker 1: There's your show today.

524
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Speaker 2: All right, I'm asking for I'm asking. I am just

525
00:24:26,805 --> 00:24:29,445
Speaker 2: asking for it today, an't I it's not lancing of boil.

526
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Speaker 2: I'm not saying you're like a boil today, but exactly

527
00:24:32,245 --> 00:24:34,805
Speaker 2: the words that felt right. I'm asking for your ashes

528
00:24:34,845 --> 00:24:37,645
Speaker 2: songs today. It must have been glove, but it's over now.

529
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Speaker 2: Exclaim I'm sober that you've got to give it that.

530
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Speaker 1: That's funny.

531
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Speaker 2: Don't fear the keeper on Chris the band Sweet and

532
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Speaker 2: ball instead of ballroom blitz Ballers blitz silver.

533
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Speaker 1: That's out.

534
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Speaker 2: Oh hell, that's my favorite one. That's all the drama

535
00:24:57,885 --> 00:25:01,285
Speaker 2: in one line. There word earned Steve Bruce springsteenborn to

536
00:25:01,325 --> 00:25:03,925
Speaker 2: makee runs Silver and other pom bites.

537
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Speaker 1: It's funny.

538
00:25:09,965 --> 00:25:12,205
Speaker 2: Now. Actually, I just remember I got my Australian passport.

539
00:25:12,245 --> 00:25:18,165
Speaker 2: It's a great. It's a great Australia.

540
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Speaker 1: How about this one?

541
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Speaker 2: Christian from Paul, it's a long way to the crease

542
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Speaker 2: and you only scored a duck.

543
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Speaker 1: Christian. How about total collapse of the poms around?

544
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Speaker 2: That's my favorite one.

545
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Speaker 1: I shouldn't be laughing, but I have to hit me

546
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Speaker 1: travels one more.

547
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Speaker 2: Time, Daddy gold that.

548
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Speaker 1: I won't have that. I don't care.

549
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Speaker 2: I can't get no batting traction. Don't worry, you're crappy.

550
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Speaker 2: Uh hit me with your worstship. No, come on, how

551
00:26:04,685 --> 00:26:09,565
Speaker 2: that get through? We don't need another innings need another.

552
00:26:10,045 --> 00:26:16,004
Speaker 2: He's a very good, so good, mighty cyrus and wrecking

553
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Speaker 2: bass ball again?

554
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Speaker 1: Oh traves dumping, Oh.

555
00:26:22,925 --> 00:26:25,725
Speaker 2: Very very very good. This route is made for walking,

556
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Speaker 2: not these which was your favorite one?

557
00:26:31,685 --> 00:26:33,205
Speaker 6: Total collapse of the palm?

558
00:26:33,365 --> 00:26:36,045
Speaker 1: Well, that's we'll send your price for that one. All

559
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Speaker 1: right now we're.

560
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Speaker 2: All involved in your house drama. So Rio, it's a

561
00:26:40,645 --> 00:26:42,965
Speaker 2: big day for Rio today and his partner. Will you

562
00:26:43,005 --> 00:26:45,005
Speaker 2: get your keys? It's you're picking up the keys.

563
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Speaker 4: Yes, we settle on the house theoretically today, all going, well, what.

564
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Speaker 1: Do you mean theoretically?

565
00:26:49,765 --> 00:26:50,845
Speaker 6: Well, some people have been.

566
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Speaker 4: Hearing all these dramas about people that have had drama

567
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Speaker 4: on settlement day. It hasn't happened. Kim's Banks has got

568
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Speaker 4: stuff wrong. It hasn't happened for three days. And all

569
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Speaker 4: the stuff I get that far, yes.

570
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Speaker 6: Yeah, and then there's this stuff up right at the end.

571
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Speaker 4: So not until the keys are in my hand will

572
00:27:05,845 --> 00:27:06,845
Speaker 4: I be able.

573
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Speaker 2: To fully Now I've been Friday at the final spanction

574
00:27:09,045 --> 00:27:11,005
Speaker 2: because the reason why we're asking is and I'm asking

575
00:27:11,085 --> 00:27:12,765
Speaker 2: this on behalf of everyone who was listening to show

576
00:27:12,845 --> 00:27:16,685
Speaker 2: last week your house the mystery house doesn't exist. Yes,

577
00:27:16,805 --> 00:27:18,885
Speaker 2: according to all utility companies.

578
00:27:18,925 --> 00:27:21,365
Speaker 4: Yes, we tried to connect our utilities. They say the

579
00:27:21,405 --> 00:27:22,485
Speaker 4: house isn't on the map.

580
00:27:23,205 --> 00:27:23,645
Speaker 6: Good news.

581
00:27:23,725 --> 00:27:25,565
Speaker 4: We went to the house. The house does exist. The

582
00:27:25,565 --> 00:27:27,765
Speaker 4: house is definitely still there.

583
00:27:27,805 --> 00:27:28,445
Speaker 2: We couldn't.

584
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Speaker 4: Everyone's saying to find the end, but go to the meter.

585
00:27:32,365 --> 00:27:35,445
Speaker 4: We could not, for the life of us find the

586
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Speaker 4: meta at the final inspection.

587
00:27:37,525 --> 00:27:39,325
Speaker 1: We can't find the meeting the electricity meter.

588
00:27:39,445 --> 00:27:41,725
Speaker 4: We asked the real estate agent Julie and this poor

589
00:27:41,885 --> 00:27:44,085
Speaker 4: and go like, hey, can you help us find the meter?

590
00:27:44,245 --> 00:27:46,005
Speaker 6: Like we can't find it. We were looking for half

591
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Speaker 6: an hour. We couldn't find it.

592
00:27:47,645 --> 00:27:49,525
Speaker 1: So you haven't found the meter. I have found.

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00:27:49,965 --> 00:27:51,525
Speaker 8: It's not on a wall. Outside.

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00:27:51,605 --> 00:27:53,645
Speaker 6: No, we've tore the place apart.

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Speaker 2: There are certain words that you're struggling with because rio's

596
00:27:56,565 --> 00:28:00,565
Speaker 2: got poor guys got three mouth lces. It's distress. You've

597
00:28:00,565 --> 00:28:02,685
Speaker 2: never had email pulsers, right, says I've known you for

598
00:28:02,765 --> 00:28:05,485
Speaker 2: six years. Do you get your first house and suddenly

599
00:28:05,485 --> 00:28:08,965
Speaker 2: you can't speak? You got face mouth is loads of

600
00:28:08,965 --> 00:28:10,725
Speaker 2: mouth ulsters. Meter is a hard word.

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00:28:10,765 --> 00:28:18,045
Speaker 9: You said electricity, electricity, it's really hard to say.

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00:28:19,165 --> 00:28:22,605
Speaker 2: Let's just say the thing, the thing that makes me

603
00:28:22,645 --> 00:28:26,605
Speaker 2: say t H. Can you call it the thingy thing?

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00:28:29,005 --> 00:28:30,645
Speaker 1: All right? So you couldn't find that.

605
00:28:30,845 --> 00:28:32,485
Speaker 6: No, so still don't have electricity.

606
00:28:32,805 --> 00:28:33,725
Speaker 2: You didn't find the meeting.

607
00:28:33,805 --> 00:28:36,445
Speaker 4: We didn't find the meet up. Apparently the agent said

608
00:28:36,485 --> 00:28:37,245
Speaker 4: they'll follow up with.

609
00:28:37,205 --> 00:28:41,245
Speaker 2: The Asian or the agents. Don't be racist. Are these

610
00:28:41,365 --> 00:28:45,365
Speaker 2: racist ulcers? You've got the Asian agent or the agents,

611
00:28:45,405 --> 00:28:50,845
Speaker 2: not age. He's not he's agent, the asient.

612
00:28:52,485 --> 00:28:53,685
Speaker 6: Follow up on today.

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Speaker 1: It's like an you comedy character.

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00:28:56,645 --> 00:28:57,245
Speaker 2: I'm loving it.

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00:28:57,245 --> 00:28:59,165
Speaker 1: It's a funny side kicker, like this thing that you're

616
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Speaker 1: doing now.

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00:29:00,045 --> 00:29:05,645
Speaker 2: Also relation fresh. We can get your own susponsored by

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Speaker 2: the sponsored by Buella.

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Speaker 1: I always read the back of the label.

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Speaker 2: So electricity is TBC hopefully, but this can't be happening.

621
00:29:18,005 --> 00:29:20,165
Speaker 2: We will have you the people that you're buying it from,

622
00:29:20,245 --> 00:29:21,965
Speaker 2: have you asked them or this agent?

623
00:29:22,165 --> 00:29:24,125
Speaker 6: The agent is going to the agent.

624
00:29:24,205 --> 00:29:28,805
Speaker 4: The agent is going to ask them today why already

625
00:29:28,805 --> 00:29:29,365
Speaker 4: didn't get.

626
00:29:29,325 --> 00:29:29,685
Speaker 1: On to it?

627
00:29:29,725 --> 00:29:33,165
Speaker 2: What was she going to do? Once they saw those houses?

628
00:29:33,245 --> 00:29:36,045
Speaker 2: They don't care anymore. They're on to the next move.

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00:29:38,525 --> 00:29:40,645
Speaker 4: So today we're going to go in, hopefully with the keys.

630
00:29:40,645 --> 00:29:41,925
Speaker 4: We won't have any electricity.

631
00:29:42,005 --> 00:29:43,525
Speaker 2: You'd like to think you have the keys. Yes, you

632
00:29:43,605 --> 00:29:46,525
Speaker 2: got break into your own home, but you.

633
00:29:46,645 --> 00:29:49,165
Speaker 4: Know there will be no electricity or water or gas

634
00:29:49,205 --> 00:29:49,885
Speaker 4: or anything cool.

635
00:29:49,965 --> 00:29:52,125
Speaker 1: So it's going it's going really well so far.

636
00:29:52,765 --> 00:29:54,725
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell Show.

637
00:29:54,645 --> 00:30:00,485
Speaker 2: Podcast, Christian tell Rio he won't find the n I've

638
00:30:00,525 --> 00:30:02,645
Speaker 2: never even know of this m I N M I

639
00:30:02,765 --> 00:30:04,885
Speaker 2: number on the meter, but he will see his meter

640
00:30:05,045 --> 00:30:08,805
Speaker 2: number on the meter and a sticker telling him so

641
00:30:08,885 --> 00:30:12,605
Speaker 2: complicating this country very quickly, telling him what distribution zone

642
00:30:12,645 --> 00:30:12,965
Speaker 2: he is in.

643
00:30:13,245 --> 00:30:15,805
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't know, I don't even know this stuff exists.

644
00:30:16,405 --> 00:30:19,165
Speaker 2: If he calls that number, oh great, another number to call,

645
00:30:19,485 --> 00:30:22,885
Speaker 2: another dead end trough. If he calls that number, they

646
00:30:22,885 --> 00:30:26,085
Speaker 2: will be able to give him his n M I number.

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00:30:26,605 --> 00:30:27,965
Speaker 1: Why aren't they just on the.

648
00:30:27,925 --> 00:30:31,285
Speaker 2: Meters if it's the if it's the meter's number, let

649
00:30:31,325 --> 00:30:33,085
Speaker 2: the meat to have his own number. Why is the

650
00:30:33,165 --> 00:30:35,045
Speaker 2: guy got at the end of the phone giving out

651
00:30:35,085 --> 00:30:35,645
Speaker 2: the numbers?

652
00:30:35,765 --> 00:30:40,285
Speaker 1: What do you want it for? All right?

653
00:30:40,365 --> 00:30:43,045
Speaker 2: So this week great prices every single day on the show,

654
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Speaker 2: five hundred dollars for the best story about holiday from Hell?

655
00:30:45,805 --> 00:30:48,005
Speaker 2: How do we make that sound even better? That's right,

656
00:30:48,045 --> 00:30:49,925
Speaker 2: you've probably got a story that you would refer to

657
00:30:49,925 --> 00:30:54,125
Speaker 2: as a holiday from hell. It's a regretation, a vague

658
00:30:54,165 --> 00:30:56,285
Speaker 2: thank you, Pat Alex, you could have.

659
00:30:56,205 --> 00:30:58,085
Speaker 1: Come in there as well. Just I told you before.

660
00:30:58,445 --> 00:31:02,565
Speaker 1: That's let me go again. No no, no, that's that's

661
00:31:02,565 --> 00:31:05,885
Speaker 1: one again. And so we would call that a regretation.

662
00:31:08,605 --> 00:31:10,365
Speaker 2: Oh, we have a laugh every morning Monday to Friday

663
00:31:10,445 --> 00:31:13,765
Speaker 2: six or nine. Oh and and you can win big

664
00:31:13,805 --> 00:31:16,245
Speaker 2: prizes five hundred dollars every single show this week for

665
00:31:16,245 --> 00:31:18,485
Speaker 2: the best story. Not only do you win that, you

666
00:31:18,565 --> 00:31:21,965
Speaker 2: then go into Friday's grand Final where that story could

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Speaker 2: tell you who's got some regrets me? Actually, if you're

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Speaker 2: giving Rio this idea to Ruin, Frank Sinatra, Frank Snachers,

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Speaker 2: given you mouth ulcers commas comas a.

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Speaker 6: Bh holiday regrets. I've had a few.

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Speaker 10: Missed flights, questionable tattoos, forgot my shoe.

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Speaker 11: And matche pch got a new scar inim Christian, I say,

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Speaker 11: give me ten take to to it my.

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Speaker 6: Way.

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Speaker 1: I'd like you to go back into the news and

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Speaker 1: re recall that.

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Speaker 2: I want to hear what it's like being somewhere someone

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Speaker 2: who has severe mouth bolsters like Frank in the last

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Speaker 2: days of his life.

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Speaker 1: Christian.

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Speaker 2: The n M I number is secret so that other

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Speaker 1: Tell me n M Russians could be listening.

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Speaker 2: All right, you're regretcation stories thirteen fifty five twenty two.

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Speaker 2: The regrettation line is open now. I was so excited

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Speaker 2: Liz's email. In nineteen eighty five, I went a recruise

692
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Speaker 2: from Sydney with friends who started in Fiji, took a

693
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Speaker 2: taxi to resort to sample cocktails. Yeah, yeah, sure, sampling them.

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Speaker 2: Very kind of you. Then real as we were running

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Speaker 2: late to get patch to the ship. On the way back,

696
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Speaker 2: our cab broke down and by the time we reached

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Speaker 2: the port, the ship would gone.

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Speaker 1: We were extremely gobsmacks. What a great phrase. Extremely gobsmacked at.

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Speaker 2: The fact we're watching our ships stayed away. The port

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Speaker 2: authorities in those days took us out to the ship

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Speaker 2: to try and board.

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Speaker 1: Why did you with those pilots when they come in.

703
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Speaker 2: Port Philip Bay? But the sea was too rough. The

704
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Speaker 2: sea was not my friend that day, Jerffy. The only

705
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Speaker 2: auction was to fly to the next available port. Devastated,

706
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Speaker 2: we flew back to Sitney, meet strip term, retrieve our belongings.

707
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Speaker 2: Expensive lesson learned, don't wander too far from the ship

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Speaker 2: and don't get pie. Wait, I thought you said you

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Speaker 2: were sampling them extremely pie I not gob smokes. Krishna

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Speaker 2: have a holiday. Disasked the story. This Cinamoni that has

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Speaker 2: it all storms, tick, floods, crocodiles, covid you name it wow.

712
00:34:21,085 --> 00:34:21,965
Speaker 1: After COVID lockdown.

713
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Speaker 2: So we're sort off on a family bucket list trip

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Speaker 2: towing a new boat to early Beach for tuca to

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Speaker 2: two kids and two dogs. Five weeks of adventure, or

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Speaker 2: so we thought. We started camping in swags to save money.

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Speaker 2: I need to wake up to torrents of rain at

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Speaker 2: a cheap golf course in New South Wales at early

719
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Speaker 2: we ran the boat aground in unfamiliar tide or rivers,

720
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Speaker 2: discovered crocodiles were lurking nearby, closing on us, and had

721
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Speaker 2: our pre boats accommodation flood before arrival Swags. It was

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Speaker 2: again with prawns off the eski for dinner. Out on

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Speaker 2: the boat we battled wind, waitwells just to reach a

724
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Speaker 2: calm protected beach. One day later, our sun tested positive

725
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Speaker 2: for COVID after dodging it for two years, ending all

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Speaker 2: snorkeling vans.

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Speaker 1: You can't if you got the old spicy cough on.

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Speaker 2: There, Cardie, the rona not underwater. Do you remember Dan

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Speaker 2: and used to set up me sunder no snorking, so

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Speaker 2: remember it's the five k radius and no snorky.

731
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Speaker 1: On the way home.

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Speaker 2: Finish it on the rain home, rain closed, hot springs,

733
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Speaker 2: shortcuts turn into dirt road. Nightmas, we packed up soaked

734
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Speaker 2: in a thunderstorm at five am, dodging wild dogs and

735
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Speaker 2: pigs along the way, wild pigs working with the wild dogs.

736
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Speaker 2: Wild Dog Pig Army put it in the news lead story.

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Speaker 2: Five weeks turn into just over three and we returned

738
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Speaker 2: home deflated.

739
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Speaker 1: That's on the.

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Speaker 2: England team, but eventually able to laugh at our epic

741
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Speaker 2: string of bad luck. Allie, what wow story? All right?

742
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Speaker 1: The standard is high.

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Speaker 2: What have you got thirteen fifty five twenty two your

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Speaker 2: holiday from Hell story, or as we call it, our

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Speaker 2: regret cation.

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Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

747
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Speaker 2: If Travis Head is going to statue you used to

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Speaker 2: do one for Kuaj as well, just old us back.

749
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Speaker 1: I couldn't get that one, guys.

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Speaker 2: I've decided next year on the show, We're going to

751
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Speaker 2: give away prize one listener around Australia to be a

752
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Speaker 2: mortalized Trevor as a statue.

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Speaker 1: The rest of us meer muggles are never going.

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Speaker 2: To be immortalized as statue, but one of you will

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Speaker 2: next year our proper statue. And what bass Morley meldrums

756
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Speaker 2: the other day and I was seeing be great to

757
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Speaker 2: give away prize some random person in Australia for no reason.

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Speaker 2: Haven't done anything significant just to be immortalized. Everyone who

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Speaker 2: walks past him and go, Should I tell me what

760
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Speaker 2: that was at school? Says Bruce.

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Speaker 1: Statue.

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: We have to work all that out.

764
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Speaker 2: Listen, there's tons of room in Australia for a statue.

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Speaker 2: That bit in the middle.

766
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Speaker 1: Cities, which is dump it there randomly side of some

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Speaker 1: dirt track.

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Speaker 2: That just a statue. Yeah, let's make a note Rio

769
00:37:14,085 --> 00:37:16,005
Speaker 2: statue next year. This is how we're going to win

770
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Speaker 2: astrainum over by awarding somebody a statue. Stuff like this

771
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Speaker 2: is going to sit right to the top of no time.

772
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Speaker 2: Watch out, Kane Jay, we're coming. Christian an idea in

773
00:37:25,765 --> 00:37:27,725
Speaker 2: regards to the electricity meter. All right, I'm still on that.

774
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Speaker 2: Could the previews owner take a photo from there? This

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Speaker 2: is a good idea. Electricity bill brackets editing personal details brackets.

776
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Speaker 2: I put my own brackets in their brackets. They don't

777
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Speaker 2: need to edit their details. That's Rio's new addressed. No no, no,

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Speaker 2: that will have the detail of the numbers that they used.

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Speaker 6: Yes, we're going to try that today. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: Christian Regrettation.

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Speaker 2: Forty thousand members of the Barmi Army be calling in

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Speaker 2: shortly with their great cious story.

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Speaker 12: Very good.

784
00:37:59,165 --> 00:38:03,005
Speaker 2: That's some world done, Janine, that's very good, Christian. Each

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Speaker 2: meter has a number, Each area has an electricity distributor.

786
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Speaker 6: Oh, back to the distributors.

787
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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, I don't know that. You can't change who

788
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Speaker 1: this is.

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Speaker 2: You can choose your eleteracy provider e g. A g

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Speaker 2: L Energy in all of them. The distributor, though, we'll

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Speaker 2: be able to tell you who the current provider is,

792
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Speaker 2: or check your settlement documents. There should be a it's

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Speaker 2: not statutory though you found that out. Yes, it's not

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Speaker 2: in the section thirty two doesn't have to have it. Yes,

795
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Speaker 2: we're getting so deep.

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Speaker 6: Into contract house.

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Speaker 1: It's what adulting is. It's just bureaucracy that doesn't make

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Speaker 1: any sense.

799
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Speaker 2: It's not joined up kind of thinking anyway, Nor is

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Speaker 2: this holiday regret.

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Speaker 6: I've had a few.

802
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Speaker 10: Missed flightsun questionable tattoos.

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Speaker 11: Forgot my shoes had match pachoes.

804
00:39:01,885 --> 00:39:04,245
Speaker 2: Wait, you went to Xanderbar, got a new.

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Speaker 11: Scart in many times?

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Speaker 12: Give me ten ta to dude.

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Speaker 11: My.

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Speaker 2: Side prize. I've decided this week. First person that calls

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Speaker 2: us say they've been to Zanzibar.

810
00:39:26,365 --> 00:39:28,445
Speaker 1: My voice broke there with this sheer excitement of speaking

811
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Speaker 1: to someone who can give.

812
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Speaker 2: Me an eyewitness support the fabled Zanzibar. So side prize

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Speaker 2: now five hundred dollars. First person call the show this week.

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Speaker 2: Who's been to Zanzibar? All right, regret caation, your stories

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Speaker 2: best every day? Win five hundred dollars and you could

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Speaker 1: Show.

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Speaker 2: Well, thanks to RACV travel and experiences.

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Speaker 1: It should lie from n Agara Falls.

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Speaker 2: Haven't every one these in a while because the tell the.

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Speaker 1: Team, don't put the one, Let's picked somebody else. That's

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Speaker 1: a horrible noise.

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Speaker 2: Listen to come on, producers, I don't want to use

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Speaker 2: it a wedding. Caitlin Stewart's Hello God, there we go,

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Speaker 2: Crystal Clear, Stuart, So that's your regretcation stories, Dewey.

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Speaker 12: Firstly, I'm a pummy, so let's not talk about Travis

827
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Speaker 12: Head if you could.

828
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Speaker 1: Thanks, he's one of my own people.

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Speaker 2: Let's just keep each other a quick hub for a while,

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Speaker 2: a warm embrace and hold each other.

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Speaker 1: On a weep.

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Speaker 12: My regrettation was a family trip to Spain back when

833
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Speaker 12: I was twelve, day one of the trip, I've tried

834
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Speaker 12: to jump in between two swimming pools and slice me

835
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Speaker 12: chin open, requiring the hospital some stitches and seven days

836
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Speaker 12: out of the pool. I went back in day seven.

837
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Speaker 12: My dad says, don't do anything stupid, you've already wasted

838
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Speaker 12: a week. So I tried to do a front flip

839
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Speaker 12: into the pool, get sent back to the caravan. My

840
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Speaker 12: dad run back to the caravan and slice me in

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Speaker 12: the open on some gl So.

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Speaker 2: I think that was your caravan must be more like

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Speaker 2: a tree arge center for shit.

844
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Speaker 12: And then the last three days I've gone right. I've

845
00:41:04,085 --> 00:41:07,325
Speaker 12: got a couple of days just relax, swim nicely, run

846
00:41:07,325 --> 00:41:09,045
Speaker 12: around the edge of the pool, chasing the soccer ball

847
00:41:09,125 --> 00:41:11,485
Speaker 12: or football and slice the top of my foot off.

848
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Speaker 1: Is there any of you you haven't sliced on?

849
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Speaker 2: Mates, Frankenstein or patched up and put together like a baseball?

850
00:41:20,405 --> 00:41:26,365
Speaker 2: The Stuart, you're gonna be the only english person in

851
00:41:26,405 --> 00:41:30,964
Speaker 2: Australia winning anything this month. You can have the five

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Speaker 2: hundred dollars you really really good story, well told as well,

853
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Speaker 2: very good Stewart. All right, email me now we're back

854
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Speaker 2: tomorrow with your regrettation stories. Email me yours you could

855
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Speaker 2: be winning five hundred dollars tomorrow and ten thousand dollars

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Speaker 2: holiday on Friday show as well. Christian at Christian O'Connell

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Speaker 2: dot com dot.

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Speaker 3: Are you Christian O'Connell Show Gone podcast?

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Speaker 1: Christian? Can the old owners take a photo of the

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Speaker 1: actual meter?

861
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Speaker 2: Actually? Yeah? If you're flicking around the dial and you're like,

862
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Speaker 2: if only there was a show that do a lot

863
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Speaker 2: of chat about literacy meters, madam you just found us

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Speaker 2: rip that numb off bit locks on gold Gold's got

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Speaker 2: the meter vibe twenty five Christian, in regards to the

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Speaker 2: electeracy meter, could the previous owner take Yeah, we rab

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Speaker 2: thepeet with the photos all right? Time now for sorry,

868
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Speaker 2: there's not a lot of pressure today, a lot of pressure.

869
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Speaker 2: That England team have really made my life a nightmare,

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Speaker 2: absolute nightmare.

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Speaker 1: Late to the party, late.

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Speaker 2: Anyone who's called in here, it's been to Zanzibar, keep

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Speaker 2: it going, keep that line open twenty fourth Semari weight

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Speaker 2: later on the night if we get one as well,

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Speaker 2: and nibble on the line all right, late to the party,

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Speaker 2: your home of your emails. Anything we took about the

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Speaker 2: show never gets left behind completely food injuries.

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Speaker 1: Christian read out.

879
00:42:52,205 --> 00:42:54,525
Speaker 2: An amazing story last week about that I required a

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Speaker 2: skin graft after spin it his wife's built Lasagniel on

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Speaker 2: the back of his neck. Yes, that's right. This led

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Speaker 2: me to the story of what happened to my frame?

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Speaker 1: Greg? We ready to a story about Greg.

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Speaker 8: Please.

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00:43:05,565 --> 00:43:08,285
Speaker 2: Greg came home late one night, been drinking. They felt

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Speaker 2: like get a hamburger, only she was The hamburgers were

887
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Speaker 2: in pairs and frozen.

888
00:43:12,645 --> 00:43:14,525
Speaker 1: Oh yeah.

889
00:43:14,645 --> 00:43:16,845
Speaker 2: He tried to pry the hamburger's part with a knife.

890
00:43:16,925 --> 00:43:19,205
Speaker 2: The knife slipped out, cut the webbing between his thumb

891
00:43:19,245 --> 00:43:20,404
Speaker 2: and his index finger.

892
00:43:20,485 --> 00:43:21,285
Speaker 1: Then he tried again.

893
00:43:21,325 --> 00:43:23,845
Speaker 2: This time the knife slipped again, went into the palm

894
00:43:23,845 --> 00:43:26,765
Speaker 2: of his hand. Oh my goodness, clean out just below

895
00:43:27,365 --> 00:43:29,964
Speaker 2: in between the middle of the ring finger. Chrystian, listen

896
00:43:30,005 --> 00:43:34,844
Speaker 2: the story never cook under the influence sage advice there

897
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Speaker 2: thank you.

898
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Speaker 6: He cut the women.

899
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Speaker 1: Yeah, and then he went again. Yes, and then just

900
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Speaker 1: think the subject this one, pinky.

901
00:43:46,045 --> 00:43:49,325
Speaker 2: What are the odds, Jim? Last year we had pink

902
00:43:49,365 --> 00:43:54,005
Speaker 2: eye Pats that God has calmed down. Otherwise, there was

903
00:43:54,125 --> 00:43:55,565
Speaker 2: there was a meeting last week that we're gonna have

904
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Speaker 2: to actually from the TV we can't be showing the

905
00:43:59,725 --> 00:44:10,365
Speaker 2: country the new shiny show with a pink eyed Pats. Yeah, Christian,

906
00:44:10,405 --> 00:44:12,685
Speaker 2: I listen to the podcast while doing chores or if

907
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Speaker 2: my partner's way.

908
00:44:13,485 --> 00:44:15,765
Speaker 1: I like it helps me go to sleep. Don't lead

909
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Speaker 1: with that.

910
00:44:16,765 --> 00:44:21,685
Speaker 2: Come on, I like the comfort of the chatter chatter.

911
00:44:22,245 --> 00:44:24,765
Speaker 1: You sound like a babbling brook of a stream.

912
00:44:25,245 --> 00:44:27,205
Speaker 2: I was listening to the story of Pink Eye Pats

913
00:44:27,565 --> 00:44:30,565
Speaker 2: and the song you made up pink I stink? I yes,

914
00:44:31,365 --> 00:44:33,445
Speaker 2: what are the oddsers I'm listening to this? I had

915
00:44:33,485 --> 00:44:42,245
Speaker 2: a funky gunky pink as what are the pink Christian?

916
00:44:42,325 --> 00:44:45,485
Speaker 2: My husband and I are visiting Australia next month of

917
00:44:45,565 --> 00:44:48,605
Speaker 2: Christmas and we are starting in Melbourne for Christmas, heading

918
00:44:48,645 --> 00:44:52,645
Speaker 2: to the barme army Christmas lunch and boxing datas. This

919
00:44:52,845 --> 00:44:57,325
Speaker 2: email has not aged very well. Oh wow, it's gonna

920
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Speaker 2: be more like a wake.

921
00:44:59,845 --> 00:45:00,165
Speaker 1: Anyway.

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00:45:00,205 --> 00:45:02,965
Speaker 2: The reason to get in touches Peter Murray. My husband

923
00:45:02,965 --> 00:45:05,565
Speaker 2: has been listening to your show for years. Could you

924
00:45:05,645 --> 00:45:08,085
Speaker 2: surprise him? We listen to the podcast every day with

925
00:45:08,165 --> 00:45:13,924
Speaker 2: a shower. Tell Peter Murray counsel the flights. I'm now

926
00:45:13,965 --> 00:45:18,005
Speaker 2: speaking to you after the fact. Save your money, go to.

927
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Speaker 3: Zanzibar, Christian O'Connell show, go on podcast.

928
00:45:23,925 --> 00:45:25,485
Speaker 1: What are the Odds Today?

929
00:45:26,725 --> 00:45:29,405
Speaker 2: You'll see the England cricket team on rotnest s Island

930
00:45:29,885 --> 00:45:33,125
Speaker 2: heavy googling things to do, him Perth selfies with Quakers.

931
00:45:33,165 --> 00:45:35,005
Speaker 2: I bet top thing is like, go see the ashes.

932
00:45:35,285 --> 00:45:38,445
Speaker 2: I don't rub it in. Let's go see the caucus.

933
00:45:39,645 --> 00:45:41,605
Speaker 6: Maybe do some practice. I mean I don't know, that'll

934
00:45:41,605 --> 00:45:42,445
Speaker 6: probably my advice.

935
00:45:42,565 --> 00:45:44,805
Speaker 2: Go and have a look at the prison round Fremantle.

936
00:45:45,525 --> 00:45:47,885
Speaker 2: Go on the guided tour. You got all the time, guys,

937
00:45:48,125 --> 00:45:52,645
Speaker 2: enjoy this precious few days. Tumble one by tub thumping

938
00:45:52,685 --> 00:45:55,285
Speaker 2: ten minutes past. Take good morning. It's the Christian o'connells

939
00:45:55,365 --> 00:46:00,325
Speaker 2: Show on Gold. Time for this week's miss hurd lyrics.

940
00:46:00,365 --> 00:46:02,205
Speaker 2: Every Monday on the show we play back all the

941
00:46:02,205 --> 00:46:06,085
Speaker 2: miss hurd lyrics you send us. It's just another miss

942
00:46:06,365 --> 00:46:11,565
Speaker 2: hurd Maday, Christian Connall's misheard lyrics. The email you need

943
00:46:11,645 --> 00:46:14,605
Speaker 2: for whenever you mishear a lyric is Christian at Christian

944
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Speaker 2: O'Connell dot com dot a you when you miss here them.

945
00:46:17,045 --> 00:46:18,725
Speaker 2: We play the maac on a Monday if we agree

946
00:46:18,725 --> 00:46:23,205
Speaker 2: with the misshead if we can't hear it, and for

947
00:46:23,325 --> 00:46:24,085
Speaker 2: the really great ones.

948
00:46:24,845 --> 00:46:25,725
Speaker 1: Hall of Favor.

949
00:46:26,205 --> 00:46:29,165
Speaker 2: We had two Hall of Famous last week. Chris Jepp

950
00:46:29,565 --> 00:46:32,645
Speaker 2: with heavy weather by the Rubens. A tortoise is coming.

951
00:46:32,805 --> 00:46:34,165
Speaker 3: Doctors is coming.

952
00:46:35,445 --> 00:46:38,844
Speaker 2: By the way. Somebody has sent me just a random

953
00:46:38,885 --> 00:46:43,285
Speaker 2: message that says no context, and this is me with

954
00:46:43,405 --> 00:46:45,045
Speaker 2: one hundred and eighty year old turtle.

955
00:46:45,245 --> 00:46:45,605
Speaker 1: Sandra.

956
00:46:45,965 --> 00:46:47,685
Speaker 6: Oh, it doesn't need contest.

957
00:46:47,405 --> 00:46:50,125
Speaker 1: Doesn't need context. Maybe it just doesn't. Maybe I'm trying

958
00:46:50,165 --> 00:46:52,765
Speaker 1: to give it too much meaning. It is what it is.

959
00:46:53,405 --> 00:46:57,444
Speaker 1: It's our friend Sandy with a really old turtle. Roam.

960
00:46:57,605 --> 00:47:01,485
Speaker 2: Yes, Danny, shake your rum beast. The boys check your rumber,

961
00:47:02,005 --> 00:47:05,645
Speaker 2: shake your all right.

962
00:47:05,685 --> 00:47:07,605
Speaker 1: Brand new ones that have come in the last seven days?

963
00:47:07,605 --> 00:47:09,965
Speaker 1: Who got here? Greg? I heard them all, Bennett?

964
00:47:10,205 --> 00:47:33,765
Speaker 13: What I hear the lie, hear the lie, hear them asking.

965
00:47:25,165 --> 00:47:27,285
Speaker 1: It's time to say goodbye to some of them, isn't it?

966
00:47:27,325 --> 00:47:27,565
Speaker 1: You know?

967
00:47:28,605 --> 00:47:33,884
Speaker 6: I hear them, hear them, hear them.

968
00:47:34,125 --> 00:47:38,085
Speaker 1: Or something like that's the lady with anyway.

969
00:47:38,285 --> 00:47:41,805
Speaker 2: I hear the mole, I hear the mole, I hear

970
00:47:41,885 --> 00:47:48,965
Speaker 2: the lie. You know, I love it, Thank you very much, Adrian.

971
00:47:49,005 --> 00:47:51,404
Speaker 2: Wouldn't it be good, Nick Kershaw? Wouldn't it be good

972
00:47:51,445 --> 00:47:58,325
Speaker 2: to be in your shoes, but he's hearing it. Wouldn't

973
00:47:58,365 --> 00:48:02,725
Speaker 2: it be good to beat the Russians? Steady on, Adrian,

974
00:48:02,805 --> 00:48:04,485
Speaker 2: We don't want to start anything on the show.

975
00:48:11,365 --> 00:48:18,045
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that it's listen, let's go again.

976
00:48:18,485 --> 00:48:25,364
Speaker 2: Wouldn't he good to beat the Russians? No?

977
00:48:25,365 --> 00:48:26,125
Speaker 1: No, he's saying it.

978
00:48:26,205 --> 00:48:26,444
Speaker 3: That.

979
00:48:26,445 --> 00:48:27,005
Speaker 1: That is it.

980
00:48:27,085 --> 00:48:29,085
Speaker 2: That's straight into Hall of Famer.

981
00:48:30,245 --> 00:48:33,165
Speaker 1: Adrian, well done.

982
00:48:33,205 --> 00:48:41,445
Speaker 2: Wouldn't it be good to beat the Russians? Don?

983
00:48:41,605 --> 00:48:44,245
Speaker 1: Why does my heart feel so bad? Moby?

984
00:48:44,765 --> 00:48:52,405
Speaker 2: And the line is he'll open doors. This guy's here,

985
00:48:52,445 --> 00:48:57,404
Speaker 2: his own name, Big Papa Don. Once more, Big Papa Don.

986
00:48:57,525 --> 00:49:04,765
Speaker 2: It's what we're listening out for, and it's there. It's subtle,

987
00:49:04,845 --> 00:49:12,645
Speaker 2: but it's there, Big Papa Don BPD imagine being the

988
00:49:13,085 --> 00:49:15,205
Speaker 2: just how good Don would have felt hearing his own

989
00:49:15,285 --> 00:49:20,085
Speaker 2: name in that song? There tis Paul Favor, Come on in, Donnie,

990
00:49:20,165 --> 00:49:21,404
Speaker 2: Dave's got brown eyed girl?

991
00:49:21,525 --> 00:49:23,645
Speaker 1: Van Morrison? Hey, where did we go?

992
00:49:24,165 --> 00:49:25,085
Speaker 6: He did we go?

993
00:49:25,765 --> 00:49:26,165
Speaker 2: Or is it?

994
00:49:26,205 --> 00:49:29,965
Speaker 1: Hey? Wet amigo? A little wet Spaniards?

995
00:49:31,925 --> 00:49:32,845
Speaker 2: He well did we go?

996
00:49:35,765 --> 00:49:38,285
Speaker 1: That's such a great spot, Dave, Hey, wet amigo?

997
00:49:38,605 --> 00:49:39,525
Speaker 2: He well did we go?

998
00:49:40,365 --> 00:49:40,565
Speaker 1: Well?

999
00:49:41,085 --> 00:49:43,485
Speaker 10: Yeah?

1000
00:49:43,845 --> 00:49:47,484
Speaker 2: Matty Cox has been listening to Mike Posner, I drive

1001
00:49:47,525 --> 00:49:49,605
Speaker 2: a sports card just to prove from a song of.

1002
00:49:49,685 --> 00:49:52,125
Speaker 6: Either, I drive a sports card just to prove it.

1003
00:49:52,165 --> 00:49:55,205
Speaker 1: Yes, to prove it. Can it's positive money? You know

1004
00:49:55,845 --> 00:49:57,085
Speaker 1: what is his prevous posna?

1005
00:49:57,165 --> 00:49:57,325
Speaker 3: Can?

1006
00:49:58,965 --> 00:49:59,445
Speaker 1: Or is it.

1007
00:50:01,205 --> 00:50:04,005
Speaker 2: He drives a sports card just to poop? I guess

1008
00:50:04,045 --> 00:50:05,605
Speaker 2: you want a high performance car. If you would need

1009
00:50:05,645 --> 00:50:07,925
Speaker 2: to go, you gotta get public to you got you

1010
00:50:07,925 --> 00:50:09,245
Speaker 2: need a lambig to get you there.

1011
00:50:09,605 --> 00:50:16,444
Speaker 6: I tray a sports carchers, I trave a sports carcher.

1012
00:50:16,125 --> 00:50:22,725
Speaker 2: Just yes, come on in. There's one clear winner today

1013
00:50:23,085 --> 00:50:29,685
Speaker 2: to beat the Russians. You hear that, Puson As always,

1014
00:50:29,725 --> 00:50:31,805
Speaker 2: email yours Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com.

1015
00:50:31,805 --> 00:50:35,325
Speaker 3: Today you the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

1016
00:50:36,285 --> 00:50:38,525
Speaker 2: Because I'm a kind person, because I'm a generous person,

1017
00:50:38,965 --> 00:50:43,565
Speaker 2: I am aware that obviously for Australian cricket fans incredible.

1018
00:50:43,605 --> 00:50:46,045
Speaker 2: Today is a joyous day. Yes, there is a joyous day.

1019
00:50:46,205 --> 00:50:48,205
Speaker 2: I'm sure Saturday was a joyous day as well. It

1020
00:50:48,245 --> 00:50:50,645
Speaker 2: must be nice to have joy's days about cricket. Also,

1021
00:50:50,725 --> 00:50:53,085
Speaker 2: I don't know when they're coming back. I don't know

1022
00:50:53,125 --> 00:50:55,205
Speaker 2: when they'll be coming back. I don't think it's going

1023
00:50:55,245 --> 00:50:58,805
Speaker 2: to be over the next six weeks. Spoiler alert. One

1024
00:50:58,805 --> 00:51:00,285
Speaker 2: thing we all know it ain't going to be twenty

1025
00:51:00,285 --> 00:51:04,005
Speaker 2: five days of cricket. I think it's going to be

1026
00:51:04,045 --> 00:51:08,924
Speaker 2: done a lot quicker, a lot quicker. Anyway, this made

1027
00:51:08,925 --> 00:51:12,365
Speaker 2: for you with the incredible, incredible Travis over the weekend.

1028
00:51:12,685 --> 00:51:14,085
Speaker 1: Now is this right now gonna have?

1029
00:51:14,445 --> 00:51:17,605
Speaker 2: Isn't amazing how last week might have been playing today

1030
00:51:17,725 --> 00:51:20,565
Speaker 2: suddenly a world where he's getting a statue, Just in

1031
00:51:20,645 --> 00:51:25,325
Speaker 2: one weekend he's getting a statue. Isn't that it makes you

1032
00:51:25,405 --> 00:51:25,805
Speaker 2: will to.

1033
00:51:25,765 --> 00:51:29,085
Speaker 1: Live in where everything can change in a moment, Jake.

1034
00:51:28,965 --> 00:51:31,165
Speaker 2: Weather or Well? The question is who will he be opening?

1035
00:51:33,405 --> 00:51:45,325
Speaker 2: Travis work from it tras control traves here two sharp cat.

1036
00:51:47,245 --> 00:51:53,125
Speaker 6: Boundary crunch. If we're chasing that one that has been

1037
00:51:53,245 --> 00:51:54,885
Speaker 6: met back to.

1038
00:51:54,925 --> 00:52:00,525
Speaker 4: Back boundaries, this time it is full three boundaries. The

1039
00:52:00,845 --> 00:52:05,565
Speaker 4: three balls off big stoves opens and just splashed a

1040
00:52:05,565 --> 00:52:07,645
Speaker 4: little white with arrogance to his head.

1041
00:52:08,645 --> 00:52:10,805
Speaker 6: He gets inside it, touches it far.

1042
00:52:10,925 --> 00:52:18,325
Speaker 1: Atop the head.

1043
00:52:19,725 --> 00:52:20,325
Speaker 11: Guard it.

1044
00:52:21,925 --> 00:52:26,605
Speaker 6: It gets a hundred short, just sixty nine downs.

1045
00:52:26,645 --> 00:52:28,565
Speaker 2: But I was so sways head.

1046
00:52:30,045 --> 00:52:30,725
Speaker 1: It's incredible.

1047
00:52:30,805 --> 00:52:32,525
Speaker 2: I love the bit where he's just such a chilled

1048
00:52:32,525 --> 00:52:37,965
Speaker 2: out cat, isn't he just yells get over. It is

1049
00:52:38,045 --> 00:52:40,685
Speaker 2: like the most laid back person, like he's unaware. It's

1050
00:52:40,725 --> 00:52:42,005
Speaker 2: the ashes that he's out there playing.

1051
00:52:42,165 --> 00:52:42,245
Speaker 3: Well.

1052
00:52:42,365 --> 00:52:45,085
Speaker 4: Years after the match, they were interviewing him and they go, oh,

1053
00:52:45,125 --> 00:52:46,125
Speaker 4: you know what we feeling before?

1054
00:52:46,125 --> 00:52:47,725
Speaker 6: He is, Oh, I just thought, you know, just hit

1055
00:52:47,765 --> 00:52:50,685
Speaker 6: out there, give it a crack. Okay, just go ahead.

1056
00:52:51,085 --> 00:52:53,765
Speaker 2: I think I'll find him mesmerizing. It's got like some

1057
00:52:53,805 --> 00:52:55,365
Speaker 2: sort of zend like buddher calm.

1058
00:52:55,605 --> 00:52:57,685
Speaker 6: Yes, he's got like bogue, like a Bogan Buddha.

1059
00:52:59,725 --> 00:53:02,125
Speaker 2: That's why he should have a statue and we worship

1060
00:53:02,165 --> 00:53:06,085
Speaker 2: about him because we've become more like Trev can start

1061
00:53:06,125 --> 00:53:06,645
Speaker 2: a movement.

1062
00:53:07,325 --> 00:53:10,485
Speaker 6: Some mindfulness is Rubbi's belly for good luck.

1063
00:53:10,605 --> 00:53:15,165
Speaker 2: Okay that's too much mate, all right, but listen that's

1064
00:53:15,165 --> 00:53:17,885
Speaker 2: your version. It's great news. It's wonderful for me. This

1065
00:53:18,045 --> 00:53:20,125
Speaker 2: is now something I actually just don't want to talk about,

1066
00:53:26,205 --> 00:53:29,165
Speaker 2: but really hard. When you are in Australia doing an

1067
00:53:29,165 --> 00:53:31,685
Speaker 2: Australian radio breakfast show, we want to talk. You go

1068
00:53:31,725 --> 00:53:35,205
Speaker 2: to get with the program, but I think in your

1069
00:53:35,245 --> 00:53:37,765
Speaker 2: lives right now, there's probably something you don't want to

1070
00:53:37,805 --> 00:53:40,565
Speaker 2: talk about. For me, it's a cricket and the ashes rio.

1071
00:53:40,605 --> 00:53:43,085
Speaker 2: I'm getting it's something to do with the house. It's

1072
00:53:43,085 --> 00:53:44,725
Speaker 2: been a stress or run up to getting the key

1073
00:53:44,765 --> 00:53:48,765
Speaker 2: today for you, your first ever home. Congratulations, by the way,

1074
00:53:48,605 --> 00:53:50,085
Speaker 2: I hope it goes all well today.

1075
00:53:50,165 --> 00:53:51,925
Speaker 6: Me too, Me too. We're settling today.

1076
00:53:52,125 --> 00:53:55,125
Speaker 4: Yeah, one thing we haven't brought up without talking my

1077
00:53:55,205 --> 00:53:56,885
Speaker 4: parents on the phone last night. I do want to

1078
00:53:56,925 --> 00:53:59,525
Speaker 4: talk about it because we're a bit embarrassed that we

1079
00:53:59,605 --> 00:54:04,005
Speaker 4: did realize the house actually has three green ceilings.

1080
00:54:04,165 --> 00:54:05,285
Speaker 1: Why the ceiling is great.

1081
00:54:06,205 --> 00:54:08,525
Speaker 6: We didn't notice the morning. We've noticed the pink walls

1082
00:54:08,645 --> 00:54:09,085
Speaker 6: one of them.

1083
00:54:09,125 --> 00:54:12,285
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's a riot colors, isn't it. Weren't

1084
00:54:12,285 --> 00:54:13,405
Speaker 1: we in Miami or something?

1085
00:54:13,725 --> 00:54:15,325
Speaker 6: But I guess we never looked up.

1086
00:54:15,645 --> 00:54:18,205
Speaker 2: What so three you look up?

1087
00:54:18,725 --> 00:54:21,404
Speaker 1: This is probably your generation. You don't look up looking

1088
00:54:21,405 --> 00:54:22,085
Speaker 1: down at your phones.

1089
00:54:23,125 --> 00:54:26,285
Speaker 4: But there's the bedroom, the spare bedroom, and like the

1090
00:54:26,325 --> 00:54:27,245
Speaker 4: study kind of room.

1091
00:54:27,485 --> 00:54:31,325
Speaker 6: All have these really yellow fluorescent broad green.

1092
00:54:32,165 --> 00:54:34,445
Speaker 1: That's going to be changed. That's that's that's what you'll

1093
00:54:34,445 --> 00:54:35,205
Speaker 1: be doing the new year.

1094
00:54:35,645 --> 00:54:37,085
Speaker 6: How do you even get up that highest?

1095
00:54:38,405 --> 00:54:40,685
Speaker 1: That's what they thought. No, I think the previous sod it.

1096
00:54:40,845 --> 00:54:41,565
Speaker 2: We're going to sell it.

1097
00:54:41,605 --> 00:54:45,605
Speaker 1: Next year, just leave it. I get now it's your problem.

1098
00:54:46,085 --> 00:54:48,245
Speaker 6: And we were like, well check the photos. Wheel was like,

1099
00:54:48,485 --> 00:54:49,765
Speaker 6: there's no were.

1100
00:54:49,645 --> 00:54:51,844
Speaker 2: They like that when we walked through them, and they

1101
00:54:52,725 --> 00:54:53,925
Speaker 2: they just did it once they sold it.

1102
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Speaker 1: That's just some pranes. You know what pain that is

1103
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Speaker 1: as well?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I think we're just gonna live with the green

1105
00:55:02,405 --> 00:55:03,005
Speaker 6: ceilings for it.

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00:55:03,045 --> 00:55:05,245
Speaker 2: But that's a riot, though, isn't it when you go

1107
00:55:05,325 --> 00:55:09,444
Speaker 2: to bed seeing that it's nick I know who has

1108
00:55:09,485 --> 00:55:10,405
Speaker 2: green ceilings?

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00:55:10,445 --> 00:55:10,965
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1110
00:55:11,205 --> 00:55:14,005
Speaker 2: I just presumed all ceilings in the homes are mutual

1111
00:55:14,125 --> 00:55:15,845
Speaker 2: kind of.

1112
00:55:15,565 --> 00:55:19,485
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, yeah, no, bright green, bright lime.

1113
00:55:19,245 --> 00:55:20,125
Speaker 6: Fluorescent green.

1114
00:55:20,245 --> 00:55:22,925
Speaker 1: Where the hippies or something? No, I don't know.

1115
00:55:22,965 --> 00:55:25,924
Speaker 6: They seemed one of them was an architect, but oh

1116
00:55:25,965 --> 00:55:28,325
Speaker 6: he should know. Maybe I don't know. I don't know.

1117
00:55:28,405 --> 00:55:31,004
Speaker 6: It's a very it's like an assault on the eyes.

1118
00:55:31,645 --> 00:55:33,285
Speaker 2: There's no way you're just going to leave that. You're

1119
00:55:33,325 --> 00:55:35,685
Speaker 2: saying that now you won't. It will drive you mad.

1120
00:55:36,165 --> 00:55:39,205
Speaker 2: I guarantee within five nights there, your first five nights,

1121
00:55:39,725 --> 00:55:42,725
Speaker 2: you guys are down Bunnings again. That it's a painting

1122
00:55:42,845 --> 00:55:45,884
Speaker 2: is hard work, right, It's really hard work. It's it's

1123
00:55:45,925 --> 00:55:48,685
Speaker 2: you don't realize how exhausting it is, or that twisting

1124
00:55:48,725 --> 00:55:50,844
Speaker 2: and that. The worst thing though, is getting that. You

1125
00:55:50,845 --> 00:55:52,884
Speaker 2: have to get a doubler. It's one bit of poll

1126
00:55:53,005 --> 00:55:55,485
Speaker 2: scows into another and do this. They shouldound them in

1127
00:55:55,525 --> 00:56:00,005
Speaker 2: Gym's right forty five, Like, just just do that ten

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00:56:00,045 --> 00:56:01,805
Speaker 2: minutes and that then you move on to the pull ups.

1129
00:56:02,525 --> 00:56:03,765
Speaker 1: It's aconizing.

1130
00:56:04,605 --> 00:56:07,845
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

1131
00:56:07,965 --> 00:56:10,605
Speaker 2: Now I just want to flagger. We won't be here tomorrow.

1132
00:56:11,205 --> 00:56:14,964
Speaker 2: The reason why it is secret show business. We are

1133
00:56:14,965 --> 00:56:19,245
Speaker 2: filming somewhere in Sydney TV advert. He after seven years,

1134
00:56:19,245 --> 00:56:22,005
Speaker 2: they decided to give us some marketing money. I know,

1135
00:56:23,245 --> 00:56:25,005
Speaker 2: maybe Color Jackio give them some back.

1136
00:56:25,045 --> 00:56:25,405
Speaker 3: I don't know.

1137
00:56:25,445 --> 00:56:27,925
Speaker 2: They are too much marketing anyway, they're giving us a

1138
00:56:27,965 --> 00:56:28,605
Speaker 2: TV advert.

1139
00:56:28,645 --> 00:56:31,365
Speaker 1: We're filming it in Sydney. About it.

1140
00:56:31,405 --> 00:56:33,285
Speaker 2: The location director told me two weeks ago it was

1141
00:56:33,285 --> 00:56:35,405
Speaker 2: gonna take a while to find a location because he

1142
00:56:35,485 --> 00:56:36,925
Speaker 2: told me that Sydney's very hilly.

1143
00:56:37,405 --> 00:56:39,525
Speaker 4: Well do you know where we're filming It is hilly,

1144
00:56:39,685 --> 00:56:41,565
Speaker 4: The Hills District.

1145
00:56:41,645 --> 00:56:43,325
Speaker 6: I'm not joking. It's called the Hills District.

1146
00:56:43,405 --> 00:56:44,605
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, it's going to be like the sound

1147
00:56:44,605 --> 00:56:44,964
Speaker 1: of music.

1148
00:56:44,965 --> 00:56:51,005
Speaker 2: I'm singing the show is alive with the listeners, but.

1149
00:56:50,965 --> 00:56:53,405
Speaker 4: They're looking through a flat part to do it, and

1150
00:56:53,405 --> 00:56:55,845
Speaker 4: they've picked the hilliest place in Sydney.

1151
00:56:55,925 --> 00:56:58,485
Speaker 2: Now you guys are all going there. So you guys

1152
00:56:58,525 --> 00:57:01,365
Speaker 2: are playing like you've got a character, haven't you? Yes?

1153
00:57:01,525 --> 00:57:04,364
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is great? All right? So I'm me last

1154
00:57:04,405 --> 00:57:07,444
Speaker 1: week for meeting whether it was really odd? Okay?

1155
00:57:07,485 --> 00:57:09,844
Speaker 2: Can you please stop talk about me third person? It

1156
00:57:09,885 --> 00:57:12,884
Speaker 2: only leads to manness for people. I'm here and they

1157
00:57:12,925 --> 00:57:15,445
Speaker 2: were saying what they thought Christian O'Connor would wear. What

1158
00:57:15,645 --> 00:57:18,485
Speaker 2: you ask you, he's wearing something. Now I'm not having

1159
00:57:18,525 --> 00:57:22,365
Speaker 2: the meeting naked. They were debating what would the character

1160
00:57:22,765 --> 00:57:27,965
Speaker 2: your characters mean? You guys are playing. You're not playing

1161
00:57:27,965 --> 00:57:30,405
Speaker 2: yourself to your characters. So what are you rio?

1162
00:57:30,565 --> 00:57:33,685
Speaker 6: I am playing guy who came back from the gym.

1163
00:57:34,165 --> 00:57:34,725
Speaker 1: I love it.

1164
00:57:35,285 --> 00:57:37,325
Speaker 2: Have you been practicing?

1165
00:57:37,405 --> 00:57:38,725
Speaker 1: Al Alex? What do you make?

1166
00:57:38,845 --> 00:57:41,925
Speaker 5: I'm neighbour getting his paper dressed in his pajamas and

1167
00:57:42,005 --> 00:57:43,045
Speaker 5: dressing gown.

1168
00:57:43,725 --> 00:57:45,885
Speaker 2: Now are you bringing your own pjson dressing girl? And

1169
00:57:45,925 --> 00:57:47,325
Speaker 2: they providing that they are provided?

1170
00:57:47,405 --> 00:57:49,205
Speaker 1: Wow, this is perhapsly. What do you make?

1171
00:57:49,365 --> 00:57:51,005
Speaker 8: I guess I'm just a housewife.

1172
00:57:51,245 --> 00:57:55,045
Speaker 2: Oh no, you can't cast you as that not having

1173
00:57:55,085 --> 00:58:01,485
Speaker 2: that's a regular, just like you know regulars a terrible.

1174
00:58:01,645 --> 00:58:04,165
Speaker 8: That's essentially what I am as a mark.

1175
00:58:04,325 --> 00:58:07,485
Speaker 2: You know you're you're an incredible storyteller, broadcaster, and you're

1176
00:58:07,525 --> 00:58:09,725
Speaker 2: a leader of a move and rage against the men.

1177
00:58:09,845 --> 00:58:12,085
Speaker 1: We shove you in curlors and go, well, am I

1178
00:58:12,125 --> 00:58:13,045
Speaker 1: going to be in their? Going?

1179
00:58:13,165 --> 00:58:13,365
Speaker 6: Hey?

1180
00:58:14,045 --> 00:58:20,965
Speaker 2: Is my dinner ready? Sweet? What ladies like I know

1181
00:58:21,165 --> 00:58:24,565
Speaker 2: this country? Listen to listen to my radio showing the

1182
00:58:24,725 --> 00:58:27,845
Speaker 2: women belong in the kitchen. Guys, take it by my

1183
00:58:27,925 --> 00:58:29,885
Speaker 2: ear again, it's babe, when this my ear has been

1184
00:58:29,925 --> 00:58:32,565
Speaker 2: to them. This little lady here cooking me up something

1185
00:58:32,605 --> 00:58:33,845
Speaker 2: some chicken rissolets for tonight.

1186
00:58:33,965 --> 00:58:36,525
Speaker 8: I see, did dress casual? Because I'm going out to.

1187
00:58:37,085 --> 00:58:40,525
Speaker 2: You are a CE. Oh you're a powerful I'm recasting.

1188
00:58:40,885 --> 00:58:41,165
Speaker 1: I'm not.

1189
00:58:41,525 --> 00:58:44,325
Speaker 2: No, no, no, you're a c E shoulder pads, power

1190
00:58:44,405 --> 00:58:48,525
Speaker 2: and good luck of the stock change minister path.

1191
00:58:49,445 --> 00:58:54,765
Speaker 1: There we go, Okay, recast anyway. Wish is luck, give

1192
00:58:54,805 --> 00:58:55,365
Speaker 1: me chaos.

1193
00:58:55,405 --> 00:58:56,565
Speaker 8: That's what we're going to make it.

1194
00:58:58,245 --> 00:58:59,365
Speaker 1: Time wasted today.

1195
00:58:59,285 --> 00:59:03,045
Speaker 4: Is oh no no no.

1196
00:59:04,245 --> 00:59:05,965
Speaker 1: We're doing Swong movies.

1197
00:59:06,365 --> 00:59:14,245
Speaker 2: Pats today it's housework movies because it's national do your

1198
00:59:14,325 --> 00:59:14,845
Speaker 2: chores day.

1199
00:59:14,885 --> 00:59:16,565
Speaker 1: I'm not looking at anyone when I say that.

1200
00:59:16,565 --> 00:59:21,045
Speaker 2: On the team, I have chores to do today today

1201
00:59:21,085 --> 00:59:23,845
Speaker 2: for the best in the show Hamper World, Hamper, I

1202
00:59:24,805 --> 00:59:27,045
Speaker 2: guess with the team didn't have to put the extra Hamper.

1203
00:59:27,125 --> 00:59:31,005
Speaker 2: I'm guessing Hamper World. We're giving away one of their hampers. Wow, Client,

1204
00:59:31,165 --> 00:59:33,885
Speaker 2: Star Family, Old Friends this Christmas with the Delicious. These

1205
00:59:33,885 --> 00:59:36,845
Speaker 2: are amazing Ossie hampers and you can personalize them as well.

1206
00:59:37,085 --> 00:59:39,645
Speaker 2: Check them out Hamperworld dot com dot au best show.

1207
00:59:39,645 --> 00:59:41,525
Speaker 2: You've got all of these. It's worth about three hundred bucks.

1208
00:59:41,525 --> 00:59:45,645
Speaker 2: A great prize for your housework movies. What do the

1209
00:59:45,725 --> 00:59:49,925
Speaker 2: ladies love? I'm joking when I say that, Please, I

1210
00:59:50,005 --> 00:59:51,565
Speaker 2: do more than.

1211
00:59:51,405 --> 00:59:54,525
Speaker 1: My wife either.

1212
00:59:54,725 --> 00:59:56,005
Speaker 6: I do exactly the same.

1213
00:59:59,245 --> 01:00:07,645
Speaker 2: Stain spotting. Richard Jones is Dyson. I was going to

1214
01:00:07,725 --> 01:00:10,365
Speaker 2: go that way top left hand corner, not top right.

1215
01:00:12,205 --> 01:00:13,845
Speaker 2: I'll tell you who loves him in house work is

1216
01:00:13,925 --> 01:00:17,805
Speaker 2: the actor Daniel day lewis Man. That's right, my left peg.

1217
01:00:17,885 --> 01:00:19,525
Speaker 2: He's got one little peg left over. You know you

1218
01:00:19,605 --> 01:00:20,245
Speaker 2: got that one off.

1219
01:00:20,765 --> 01:00:22,245
Speaker 1: I need to for my underpants.

1220
01:00:22,245 --> 01:00:22,925
Speaker 6: Silver bus.

1221
01:00:24,405 --> 01:00:30,725
Speaker 2: Eat Spray Love Eat Spray Love, finding Lego, Oh god,

1222
01:00:30,285 --> 01:00:30,845
Speaker 2: you kid.

1223
01:00:32,245 --> 01:00:36,765
Speaker 1: Doing the house Lego silver, where's the wild dogs?

1224
01:00:37,085 --> 01:00:39,445
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you vacuum and hang those dog airs

1225
01:00:39,525 --> 01:00:40,045
Speaker 2: not coming.

1226
01:00:39,845 --> 01:00:45,565
Speaker 1: Off the couch. There's a lot of dog cares. Maybe

1227
01:00:45,645 --> 01:00:49,365
Speaker 1: I won't play myself as a DJ tomorrow rio.

1228
01:00:49,445 --> 01:00:56,525
Speaker 4: What have you got Mary Moppins go, he's at beech.

1229
01:00:58,125 --> 01:01:01,245
Speaker 6: Say he's a dirty spar He's a dirty spar.

1230
01:01:01,485 --> 01:01:03,445
Speaker 1: Oh few, we got what you're doing though. It's a

1231
01:01:03,485 --> 01:01:03,965
Speaker 1: dirty war.

1232
01:01:04,285 --> 01:01:06,365
Speaker 6: What scrub time machine.

1233
01:01:06,165 --> 01:01:10,645
Speaker 2: Scrub belly worth any of that effort, bronze capitulation, that's

1234
01:01:10,685 --> 01:01:11,285
Speaker 2: what's happened to you.

1235
01:01:13,165 --> 01:01:14,405
Speaker 6: Sweepless in Seattle?

1236
01:01:14,645 --> 01:01:18,205
Speaker 4: Yeah, sleepless And to kill an ironing board?

1237
01:01:18,325 --> 01:01:20,205
Speaker 1: What that doesn't many sense? You just crowbart in the

1238
01:01:20,205 --> 01:01:22,845
Speaker 1: word inning board. That sounds like no, no weekend to

1239
01:01:22,925 --> 01:01:23,725
Speaker 1: inning boardies.

1240
01:01:25,485 --> 01:01:26,525
Speaker 2: All right, if you.

1241
01:01:28,445 --> 01:01:30,165
Speaker 1: Let's never do housework movies again.

1242
01:01:30,845 --> 01:01:33,405
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

1243
01:01:38,805 --> 01:01:41,405
Speaker 2: But his account has told me I'll filming tomorrow for

1244
01:01:41,445 --> 01:01:44,125
Speaker 2: our TV advert and Sydney thirty five degrees.

1245
01:01:44,245 --> 01:01:45,805
Speaker 1: Be an english guy in that heat.

1246
01:01:46,485 --> 01:01:48,045
Speaker 2: I tell you I'm going to be playing the character

1247
01:01:48,085 --> 01:01:51,125
Speaker 2: of an englishman struggling. Hi, I'm gonna have to vine

1248
01:01:51,245 --> 01:01:54,685
Speaker 2: shade take cover. In film and TV, adverts, shaded areas,

1249
01:01:54,725 --> 01:01:56,165
Speaker 2: stormy as well humid.

1250
01:01:56,965 --> 01:01:59,525
Speaker 1: Oh no, sweating up in the hell of a good

1251
01:01:59,525 --> 01:02:02,485
Speaker 1: look on TV. All right, time way, says they.

1252
01:02:02,485 --> 01:02:06,965
Speaker 2: Then it's your housework movies. I'm making breakfast for Tiffany.

1253
01:02:07,765 --> 01:02:11,885
Speaker 2: Still fun. We bought a broom silver plus white men

1254
01:02:11,925 --> 01:02:16,245
Speaker 2: can't hang out the washing I guess bron I'll do

1255
01:02:16,285 --> 01:02:21,125
Speaker 2: it the day after tomorrow. Gold dust boot I love

1256
01:02:21,165 --> 01:02:26,005
Speaker 2: that from Stephen scrub Daddy Daycare Silver plus Harry Pots

1257
01:02:26,045 --> 01:02:29,725
Speaker 2: and Pans, gold.

1258
01:02:29,365 --> 01:02:32,645
Speaker 1: Did Where's My Chucks? Silver, Indiana Jones and Temple of.

1259
01:02:32,645 --> 01:02:38,965
Speaker 2: Broom Silver plus Honey I Shrunk the Sheets. That's Tess

1260
01:02:39,285 --> 01:02:45,605
Speaker 2: ironing Man silver plus Marley and Mila, Oh God, very

1261
01:02:45,645 --> 01:02:49,645
Speaker 2: good Beauty in the Bleach silver, The Wizard of.

1262
01:02:49,565 --> 01:02:50,965
Speaker 6: Mops Bronze and.

1263
01:02:51,005 --> 01:02:55,005
Speaker 2: Finally Plunging Miss Daisy Go okay, who is winning the hammer?

1264
01:02:55,005 --> 01:02:55,685
Speaker 1: From hamber World?

1265
01:02:55,725 --> 01:02:56,925
Speaker 6: I love Mally and Mila.

1266
01:02:57,125 --> 01:02:57,445
Speaker 3: All right.

1267
01:02:57,525 --> 01:02:59,765
Speaker 1: We are back later this week.

1268
01:03:00,325 --> 01:03:02,925
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast