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Speaker 1: The Will and Woody podcast that Fight Sized Dry Mate.

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Speaker 2: We set a task for possibly our favorite person who's

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Speaker 2: ever been on this show, the one and only Rude Jude.

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Speaker 2: She lives eight hours inland from Brisbane.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she runs a bait and tackle store with a

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Speaker 1: naughty corner and yes, it's what you're thinking. She sells

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Speaker 1: little naughty toys in that corner and apparently they're hot sellers.

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Speaker 2: Well yeah, no, that's right. We'll let her explain a

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Speaker 2: little bit more about that. But look, essentially, there was

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Speaker 2: a big game of soccer last night.

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Speaker 1: Guys.

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Speaker 2: We couldn't stay up for it was at one o'clock

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Speaker 2: or two o'clock in the morning. It was far too

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Speaker 2: hard for us to be around for it. But we

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Speaker 2: needed a passion in Australian. We need someone who was

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Speaker 2: going to be able to cover for it, cover it

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Speaker 2: with us with gusto, yes, you know, someone who's having

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Speaker 2: a big beer across it, and then show the passion

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Speaker 2: that the soccer rus deserved. Her name is Rude Jude

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Speaker 2: and this is the chat we had with her yesterday.

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Speaker 2: So are you following the soccer at all? Why no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 2: no no, we're just wondering whether you'd be interested in

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Speaker 2: watching the game for us and reporting back to us

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Speaker 2: on the game. You into soccer, Ask you your coworkers,

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Speaker 2: you're not going to sit there with the nipple pumps

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Speaker 2: on watching the soccer.

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Speaker 1: So you're both open to watching the game for us

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Speaker 1: two am tomorrow and you could do it as a peer.

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Speaker 2: Maybe, No, it's not. We actually would like you to

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Speaker 2: do it for us. All right, great gear, great gear,

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Speaker 2: and the one and only Rude Jude joins us right now.

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Speaker 3: Hello to go this morning, Jude, A cramp in the foread,

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Speaker 3: A part in the gaps, I nearly ship myself, give

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Speaker 3: mics on Mondays, No wonder vomit you got no idea.

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Speaker 4: We tried, we got on the grog. Do your show

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Speaker 4: for you? Love you that much? Do anything appreciate it anyhow? No,

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Speaker 4: jud He turns up with a cart and a bea yeah.

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Speaker 1: Did you go to bed? Did you go to bed?

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Speaker 2: Dude?

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Speaker 1: Did you go to bed fast? This is your stand up.

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Speaker 4: We didn't know what we were doing. We thought we

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Speaker 4: better stay up. We won't get up at bloody one

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Speaker 4: o'clock in the morning whatever to watch the creek? What you.

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Speaker 1: And so you co woke your co worker. Oh sorry, dude,

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Speaker 1: your co worker brought over a case of beer.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, anyhow, not a cart and a beer in the fridge.

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Speaker 4: So we got home from work and we got straight

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Speaker 4: into it to stay awake for the soccer. Yeah, any

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Speaker 4: hare she drank. She she had to go to the

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Speaker 4: pub before ten o'clock and get a bottle of rum.

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Speaker 1: Oh my, yea.

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Speaker 4: So guess what what we chegged in and went to sleep.

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Speaker 2: No, no, I know, did you get one job?

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Speaker 4: Were elephants trunk? We're trying to stay awake so we

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Speaker 4: could do it. We're in our elephants truck. When she

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Speaker 4: got the round, that was the end of it.

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Speaker 1: A slapper beer between the two of you got your

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Speaker 1: bloody elephant's truck. So did you wake up at all

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Speaker 1: during the game? Have you seen any of the games?

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Speaker 4: The one we're rap spi on and screaming. Look at

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Speaker 4: the end kick their.

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Speaker 2: Ude, dude, we're gonna go to a song. I want

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Speaker 2: your full recap up next. All right, so I'm glad

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Speaker 2: you're awake for it. Stay with us. We've gotten more

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Speaker 2: with the one and only rud Dude. Right up there,

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Speaker 2: we are covering the soccer or we're certainly not covering it.

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Speaker 2: We went up at two o'clock this morning, so we

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Speaker 2: got the one and only Rude Jude. She leaves eight

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Speaker 2: hours in land from Brisbane. She owns a bait and

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Speaker 2: tackle shop in Childville with a naughty corner. She's probably

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Speaker 2: the most passionate and colorful Australian we know. And we

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Speaker 2: are now about to get the full recap of that

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Speaker 2: Matthew Lecky goal through of one and only Rude je.

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Speaker 4: Alrighty Jude, Oh gooday boys.

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Speaker 2: There are you going?

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Speaker 1: Well, Well, we're a little bit disappointed, Jude. We gave

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Speaker 1: you a very important role. Well, no, you're not sacked.

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Speaker 1: You're not sacked yet. You're not sacked yet. I think

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Speaker 1: you can redeem yourself but effectively. And you know, correct

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Speaker 1: me if I'm wrong, dude. But you were planning on

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Speaker 1: staying up all night to try and watch the game.

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Speaker 1: But then you got through more than a slab of beer.

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Speaker 1: Your mate brought over alls a bottle of rum, and then,

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Speaker 1: to use your words, you obviously got elephants trunk and

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Speaker 1: you slept through pretty much the entire match.

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Speaker 4: Yep, we choked down and I'll tell you what when

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Speaker 4: we did wake up, we thought we had a two

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Speaker 4: hundred oysters up. We wake up two bloody horses. Didn't

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Speaker 4: know whether they came out of the door there he

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Speaker 4: was coming out of her head, checked us if we've

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Speaker 4: got these kid mics on my reg Grundy.

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Speaker 2: Oh dude, all right, Jude, Now let's let's let's talk

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Speaker 2: about the pivotal moment because lots of people missed out

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Speaker 2: on the soccer, A lot of people didn't get to

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Speaker 2: see it last night, and like obviously it was it was.

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Speaker 2: It was a hard press from the Danish team, but

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Speaker 2: there was a very special moment from the Aussies through

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Speaker 2: the feet of Matthew Lecky. Now, can you talk us

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Speaker 2: through just what happened there?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, well we got on the grog. We're sorry, we that,

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Speaker 4: we know that, you know we yeah, well, any hair,

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Speaker 4: when we woke when we wake up with the TV

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Speaker 4: still going, I said, look at still on, still on?

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Speaker 4: And the next minute Lecky comes down and they kicked

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Speaker 4: it in this one the bike's chasing and he kicked

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Speaker 4: it that. When he kicked that one, they just went

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Speaker 4: straight into the corner of the girl play and the

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Speaker 4: bike in the water. The Denmark guy nearly got it,

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Speaker 4: but we went lucky lecky, come on, what were we

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Speaker 4: sign like? Aye yea. And we've been celebrating all day.

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Speaker 4: We've even got to be here at the shop.

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Speaker 1: Description of the play itself, I feel like I was

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Speaker 1: there did with you running through the play by play.

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Speaker 1: They're very impressive.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, well look it was so good. And then

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Speaker 4: to watch the TV on from that was just fantastic.

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Speaker 4: Hocker players in Queensland to Jesus Christ was it was magic?

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Speaker 2: It was magic. It was a great moment. It was

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Speaker 2: a wonderful moment.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, when you woke up from your drunken stupor you

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Speaker 1: saw you saw the leaky goal and then you just went,

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Speaker 1: I'll bugger it. We're up now, let's watch all the

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Speaker 1: breakfast shows on TV.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's why we're like to work you up in

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Speaker 4: the forehead. But no, we'll get rid of it soon

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Speaker 4: because we've been worried about having anything to eat today

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Speaker 4: because we thought were vomiting. We're having a stubby, he said,

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Speaker 4: bug of the food is a steak and every mouthful

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Speaker 4: here so we're just one our second stubby. So we

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Speaker 4: were waiting to talk to you boys and yeah, no

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Speaker 4: it was. I'm just so pleased that we saw the end,

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Speaker 4: you know, the last couple of minutes. Yes, yes, that

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Speaker 4: was fantastic. And every time someone comes in to the shop.

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Speaker 3: We go lucky.

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Speaker 2: Let oh Jude, it's great to hear from you again, Mate,

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Speaker 2: the one, and you're the best. Jesus, he's done it again,

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Speaker 2: je Mate, Love your guys. Mate. If anyone's in Charleville Road,

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Speaker 2: Jude's bait and tackle, get around it. Some specials on

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Speaker 2: the Warridong goes out in the back. Then, no doubt, Jude, and.

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Speaker 4: They go on the dark condoms so they can see

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Speaker 4: you coming.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, don't forget them. Couldn't forget him, Jude. Well, we'll

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Speaker 2: have to touch base for the next game we're playing Argentina.

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Speaker 4: I will speak to you then will check them. Yeah, Bastom,

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Speaker 4: that will bust them.

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Speaker 2: We will love you, dude, say your eyes.

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Speaker 4: Give more of the boys on the Full Show podcast.

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Speaker 3: You know you want to