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Speaker 1: Good morning.

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Speaker 2: It's a Christian O'Connell show podcast at.

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Speaker 3: Will be many, Mine, mine.

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Speaker 1: You two. Isn't that the greatest gift you can give

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Speaker 1: a child?

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Speaker 3: Go and make your cup with your Spaceman headphones.

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Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show on Gold one oh four point three.

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Speaker 3: Hey, good morning, Monday morning, five minutes past six. Welcome

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Speaker 3: to the Christian o'collll Show. How you had a great weekend?

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Speaker 3: Good morning, Jack Post, Good morning, Christian o'connel, Good morning, Patria.

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Speaker 4: Jones, Hey, Christian, Hi Jack, Hey, great.

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Speaker 3: News everybody, Great news everyone. Fifty percent reduction and stress

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Speaker 3: in my house from seven to fifty five a m.

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Speaker 3: Because George to number one. The fifteen year old takes

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Speaker 3: her little school back, and her altitude and her hormones

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Speaker 3: walks down the road and off the school. She's practice school.

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Speaker 3: One members other. Yes, oh good times here. I literally bounced.

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Speaker 3: Can I talk? I literally bounced out the house today.

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Speaker 3: Whatever befalls me today in the way of fighting destiny.

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Speaker 3: One of the kids is going to school, which is great, great, great, great. However,

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Speaker 3: I feel sorry for guys. They found out yesterday what

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Speaker 3: is going to be like going to school? Right because

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Speaker 3: obviously they've got to do it safely so they don't

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Speaker 3: have to come back home. You can't hang around your lockers,

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Speaker 3: which it's a big part of school, isn't it.

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Speaker 1: The best part of school is all the in between bits,

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Speaker 1: going in between classes, lunch, recess.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what they're all looking forward to, I'm sure,

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Speaker 3: and of course continuing their education and erne you know,

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Speaker 3: every day. But yeah, they're not allowed to hang around lockers.

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Speaker 3: There's a special room that can go in ten at

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Speaker 3: a time where they have to bring a bag with

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Speaker 3: their bag and come in that room throughout the day

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Speaker 3: to use the kind of makeshift locker in the classroom itself,

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Speaker 3: they have to be a desk apart, right yeah, all right,

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Speaker 3: so again you can't lean over and start mucking around

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Speaker 3: with you mate. And then the big thing, it's all

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Speaker 3: about the lunch break for her, it's all about them

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Speaker 3: hanging out with their mates. They you can only have

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Speaker 3: lunch with the class that even before lunch, so you

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Speaker 3: might have been doing a lesson where you haven't got

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Speaker 3: your best best mates whatsoever, and you've just got to

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Speaker 3: go and hang out with them. So yeah, but the

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Speaker 3: good news is while of them is out the house,

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Speaker 3: which is amazing. And Patsy big announcement yesterday with all

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Speaker 3: the other lockdown's been released and changing over the next

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Speaker 3: couple of weeks, So what are the big ones?

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Speaker 4: So the really big one is that up to twenty

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Speaker 4: people will be able to come to your home or

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Speaker 4: congregate outdoors as of June one, So that'll be good.

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Speaker 3: After weeks and weeks of like lockdown, lockdown, lockdown, Like

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Speaker 3: suddenly twenty people can come round with no one checking

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Speaker 3: social distancing.

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Speaker 1: And I felt like we weren't even expecting it, so

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Speaker 1: they didn't, you know, the last one. The anticipation for

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Speaker 1: it was building so much and then we were like, okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: we can do that mid June, mid July, we can

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Speaker 1: be happy with that. And then it's like this weekend's like,

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Speaker 1: here's a freebie.

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Speaker 3: Twenty people can come around. Don't worry about being on

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Speaker 3: top of each other in your home, and yet in

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Speaker 3: restaurants and cafes it's all strict numbers, and be really

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Speaker 3: free for all.

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Speaker 2: Christian Christian o'connald show.

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Speaker 3: Yes that I was just about to get into bed

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Speaker 3: yesterday evening, and my wife dropped this grenade for me

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Speaker 3: to handle. She can you just go and check that

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Speaker 3: Ruby's got a school bag ready for return to school

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Speaker 3: the next day. And I stupidly went, I shall have

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Speaker 3: had all that packed, all of that ready, But yeah,

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Speaker 3: I just got a quick check. I got to her bedroom, went,

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Speaker 3: school bag's all done. She goes, oh, no, I'll do

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Speaker 3: that in the morning. I went no, no, I said, no, no, no, no, no.

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Speaker 3: Just as I was about to turn the light off,

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Speaker 3: I said, you're kidding, I said, you won't you. I said,

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Speaker 3: how early have you got it? Because she's got to

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Speaker 3: So for two months? Went when that alarm goes off,

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Speaker 3: I did that thing where she just went get out and.

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Speaker 1: I do you do that same negotiation with yourself each night?

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Speaker 1: I go, because like I make a smoothie to come

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Speaker 1: in gear, but each night and go. I can probably

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Speaker 1: to bed right now. But it's like it's getting your

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Speaker 1: school bag. I still say, I still call it my

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Speaker 1: school bag. Now I gets my life. I'm just going

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Speaker 3: It still feels like that even as a forty seven

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Speaker 3: year old, you still got that, especially on Sunday night

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Speaker 3: when you're getting your gear ready, because actually it feels

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Speaker 3: like you're doing something kind for your futureself and you are.

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Speaker 3: It's a gift, is it? Because in the morning you

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Speaker 3: don't feel joyous about trying to get everything ready and

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Speaker 3: finding out where your little keepy cup is.

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Speaker 1: Perha's the first time I ever met Christian's family, Sarah

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Speaker 1: and the girls. It was you invited me over for

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Speaker 1: dinner the week that you landed in Australia.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and it was then.

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Speaker 1: It was a Sunday night, the first start before school

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Speaker 1: and so you, you and Sarah, we are trying to

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Speaker 1: keep up a happy fun. Hey, let's have dinner together.

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Speaker 1: But then there was the chaos of school bags.

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Speaker 3: And for the first time in a new country, and

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Speaker 3: Sunday roast. I don't know what we were thinking. Again,

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Speaker 3: it's up the top five dumbest decisions. We've just taken

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Speaker 3: on far too much, because Sunday nights in any house

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Speaker 3: so anyway, I said to rubylt'gna, I'm not leaving until

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Speaker 3: I've seen you empty that school bag.

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Speaker 2: Now.

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Speaker 3: Ah my word, the smell that came out. There was

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Speaker 3: like someone from a CSI, you know, when they find

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Speaker 3: the corpse that's been unknoticed for six months. And then

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Speaker 3: there was a lunch box with actually like that, what's

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Speaker 3: that with that mold when it goes moldy, but it's

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Speaker 3: like fluff in there or something like that high toxic.

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Speaker 3: I actually said to a don't open it. There's this

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Speaker 3: been it. Let's drive to landfill right now and bury it.

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Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast time.

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Speaker 3: For some of you are now late lates La Party.

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Speaker 3: This is your home for emails. You can email me

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Speaker 3: about anything you've heard us talk about on the show,

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Speaker 3: Christian at gold one I four three dot com dot au.

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Speaker 3: First up this morning, Bronwynn Taylor, lates La Party, Good evening, Christian.

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Speaker 3: Recently you were talking about what time you say good evening?

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Speaker 3: When does afternoon becoming evening? Do you know that big arking?

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Speaker 3: What we got into span for days? According over the weekend,

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Speaker 3: I thought of the show according to my eight year

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Speaker 3: old sons Mini and Mickey mouse watch, I saw it

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Speaker 3: hit five o'clock on Saturday and it said good evening,

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Speaker 3: So five pm is okay to say good evening, according

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Speaker 3: to Mini and Mickey Mouse. Well, Disney of waiting on

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Speaker 3: this one as well. Hope your anniversary dinner went well. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: more on that later on this morning. It didn't all

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Speaker 3: very much, bron Win. Christian. Recently you were talking about

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Speaker 3: embarrassing stories about your mom. Yeah, this was the week

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Speaker 3: of Mom's week on the show when it was Mother's

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Speaker 3: mother Mother's Day years ago. My mom neither buy some knickers,

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Speaker 3: so she went down to Target to get what she needed,

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Speaker 3: went home and washed them. We always washed underwear before

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Speaker 3: wearing for the first time, Alison, and I do this

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Speaker 3: as well. Do you guys do this? You don't just wearroll?

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Speaker 1: No, I go straight out of the home.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, check washing them, don't you pets?

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Speaker 1: Yes, and you have to wash the chemicals.

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Speaker 3: No one's eating knickers and they see into that kind

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Speaker 3: of thing. Who knows? Who knows this the modern world

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Speaker 3: we live in these days. But you could have washed.

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Speaker 3: They've been in the factory.

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Speaker 1: And what's in the factory that's so bad?

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Speaker 3: Justin Mike's And.

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Speaker 4: You know what, someone might have bought them from the

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Speaker 4: from the shop, got the wrong size, like put them on,

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Speaker 4: got the wrong size, and then return them.

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Speaker 1: You know, no one, no, no one returns underwear.

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Speaker 3: Well, it's funny you say that this email is about that.

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Speaker 3: I'm not talking. It's about returning underwear. Later that day,

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Speaker 3: she was removing the new Target underwear that she'd was

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Speaker 3: on a clothesline, and she noticed that they had already

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Speaker 3: been worn. Now, Allison doesn't go into detail here about

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Speaker 3: but no one. Thank you, Patsy tell tale signs. You're right,

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Speaker 3: a Monday morning, Oh indeed, any morning on the radio

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Speaker 3: discussed My mum was absolutely fearious, and she drove back

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Speaker 3: to Target with the pre worn underwear. She confronted a

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Speaker 3: staff member demanding a refund. How dare they said her

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Speaker 3: who rarely complained, so for her complaining at this time,

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Speaker 3: she must have been irate, after all, who was aware

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Speaker 3: used nickers? Anyway, The staff refused to return her the money,

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Speaker 3: wasn't until she arrived home she realized that they actually

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Speaker 3: were her knickers, not the Target one. Oh dear, there's

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Speaker 3: this last sign here. She was so embarrassed she didn't

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Speaker 3: go near Target, any Target for six months. Like you know,

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Speaker 3: you see those photos up behind the counter of people

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Speaker 3: they're looking for you for day Alison, what's your old

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Speaker 3: mom as well? Well? That classic scam of trying to

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Speaker 3: demand money for us nickers. We've all heard about it.

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Speaker 3: That's brilliant, Thank you very much, Alison. We'll send your

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Speaker 3: price for that one. And then the next couple of

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Speaker 3: emails are all to do with Dungeons and Dragons. It's

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Speaker 3: because Jack told us on Friday that he was having

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Speaker 3: his first ever Dungeons and Dragons night now the D

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Speaker 3: any but some of the D and D fans have

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Speaker 3: contacted me over the weekend and they are not happy

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Speaker 3: with my comments about it. Christian, Jack and Patsy enjoy

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Speaker 3: the show until Friday and hearing Christian weigh in on

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Speaker 3: Dungeons and Dragons. My son started playing D and D

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Speaker 3: about twenty one years ago. I wasn't sure he could

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Speaker 3: be so organized to join the game. Your imagination and

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Speaker 3: gets you involved. One game went on for twelve hours

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Speaker 3: and they headed home at three am. Both still play

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Speaker 3: now and they're over thirty four. Give it a go,

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Speaker 3: ask Jack out well, I'm sure he loved it. Campaigns

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Speaker 3: Had an email coming from Diane Cushion. My boyfriend came

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Speaker 3: Jack and pats What do you think she got me?

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Speaker 3: You're gonna let a guess that Jack, you're trying to

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Speaker 1: I know you're a keen bird watcher as a child.

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Speaker 3: I have great and Lauren, welcome to the show. What

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Speaker 3: I think it might be an electric truth rush. It's

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Speaker 3: Good morning, Stevey, guys, I think it might be right,

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Speaker 3: Good morning, morning, Christian. Callum. What do you reckon it is? Mate?

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Speaker 3: I'd love one of those. I keep seeing them come

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Speaker 3: they look amazing. It's like that sort of drill thing. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: all right, May have a good week. Thanks for calling. Michelle, Yes, yes, Michelle,

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Speaker 3: What kind? You're the sick one. I didn't think I

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Speaker 1: Something that's lovely, Sharon.

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Speaker 3: Are you sure, I tell you, Sharon, I'll do both.

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Speaker 3: I will. I will donate to that, and I'll also

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Speaker 3: Done, no worries, thank you. Honestly, guys, it's a game changer.

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Speaker 3: or whatever. And I do the hoovering in our house, right,

431
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Speaker 3: that's one of my jobs, and I do it winningly.

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Speaker 3: And the thing is because because it's hand held, it's

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Speaker 3: easy for me to because I can't stand it when

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Speaker 3: you've got the lead and you have to keep moving

435
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Speaker 3: every room and it falls out the wall. It's a

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Speaker 3: fat right. It takes too long doing that. The great

437
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Speaker 3: thing about this hand held one is you just it's

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Speaker 3: actually you feel like you're James Bond as well. It

439
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Speaker 3: around that house.

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Speaker 1: You're honestly you'll vacuum three times as much. To show

441
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Speaker 1: it as well that this isn't a plug for diver.

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Speaker 3: No, no, we would. My wife Jeni, had to buy

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Speaker 3: it for but saw the receipt.

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Speaker 1: We have the work time one and we went to

445
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Speaker 1: get the same thing. We went to get the dicon,

446
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Speaker 1: but they said the Wortheim is better for dog hair

447
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Speaker 1: because our.

448
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Speaker 3: Lun of sheds same as our shepherd.

449
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Speaker 1: But you run around with this thing. It pulls up

450
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Speaker 1: all the dog hair everything and you don't have to

451
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Speaker 1: bend down a plug it in and you wouldn't just

452
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Speaker 1: believe how much more you've vacuum because of it.

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Speaker 3: Patty, you'll have this right. So I put it all

454
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Speaker 3: together and it was me in the house and the

455
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Speaker 3: two kids were upstairs, and they came down at one

456
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Speaker 3: stairs and they went down. We've just been watching you

457
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Speaker 3: to ten seconds. You've just been holding it and I

458
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Speaker 3: had it was sat on the floor like a kid.

459
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Speaker 3: You've got like a new nerf gun. It was tense.

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Speaker 3: Its smart forty seven year.

461
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Speaker 1: Old guy, and I was just holding it in it

462
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Speaker 1: like doctor avel.

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Speaker 3: Just thinking about the good times we're going to have,

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Speaker 3: hoovering up stuff.

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Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 3: On Friday Show. Then Jack Post hit us with some

467
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Speaker 3: shocking revelations that he intended to play over the weekend

468
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Speaker 3: for the first time Dungeons and Dragons. Now it's all

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Speaker 3: keeping open minds with three maximum limit to play. That

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Speaker 3: sound fair enough and that's number one.

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Speaker 1: So just to take you back, my friend Nigel had

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Speaker 1: organized for a song to play Dungeons and Dragons, which

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Speaker 1: is like I thought it was a board game. It's not.

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Speaker 1: You do roll dice, but it's more of a role

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Speaker 1: playing game where Nigel is the dungeon master. He runs

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Speaker 1: the world and we.

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Speaker 3: Nigel is a fifteen year old friend of yours.

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Speaker 1: Nigel is a thirty two year old school teacher.

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Speaker 3: Right.

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Speaker 1: He actually went to so much effort he three D

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Speaker 1: printed our characters, so we got to come up with

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Speaker 1: out our names.

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Speaker 3: His mum's basement where he obviously still lives. He's got

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Speaker 3: three D printer. He's allowed in there is he.

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Speaker 1: We each got three D printer, pen pencil, eraser each,

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Speaker 1: and a notebook.

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Speaker 3: I'm getting I don't about you, Pats. I'm getting wily

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Speaker 3: rows right now. You had me at pencil and eraser,

489
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Speaker 3: So I like, on a Saturday night, a pencil and

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Speaker 3: an eraser, and we.

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Speaker 1: Each get a twenty sided dice, so you don't even

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Speaker 1: have to share the dice. You get your own dice.

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Speaker 3: What does a twenty sided dice look like?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it looks like I mean, imagine a dice, but

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Speaker 1: now it's got twenty sides.

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Speaker 3: I'm trying to it's so harsh to a twenty sided dice.

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Speaker 3: Why does it need to have that many auctions?

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Speaker 1: Well that they're your attack points. So say if you're

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Speaker 1: fighting a goblin and the goblin's arm strength.

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Speaker 3: Is fourteen, that's two one more use it.

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Speaker 1: Well, you'll have to roll above a fourteen to kill

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Speaker 1: the goblin. Why I could? I could roll say a

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Speaker 1: ten because I had a plus five strengths, so I

504
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Speaker 1: get to add five to my attack dice. But that is.

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Speaker 3: The up.

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Speaker 1: But to take you back to two o'clock on Saturday

507
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Speaker 1: afternoon at my house I was hosting. Bianca had long gone.

508
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Speaker 1: She planned just genuinely.

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Speaker 3: She's packed as a final straw, the fact that you

510
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Speaker 3: even put my hat rack up in four good weeks, right,

511
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Speaker 3: But the Dungeons and dragonsing was the last thing she

512
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Speaker 3: just took off. She's left you.

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Speaker 1: She organized something for the afternoon and into the night

514
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Speaker 1: to stay far away from Dungeons of dragons.

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Speaker 3: This is what foot he has to return. Normally you

516
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Speaker 3: be watching a bombs okay, now at two in the

517
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Speaker 3: afternoon on a Saturday, when we should be watching a

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Speaker 3: great game, you're doing Dungeons and Dragons.

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Speaker 1: Well, lucky, I picked two o'clock in the afternoon. The

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Speaker 1: originally it was originally going to be on Saturday night,

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Speaker 1: we would still be playing. It goes for so long?

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Speaker 3: How long were you playing?

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Speaker 1: Five and a half hour forget it? No, no, no, no,

524
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Speaker 1: five and a half hours for chapter one?

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Speaker 3: How many chapters?

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Speaker 1: Five chapters? So we have only we've only played one

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Speaker 1: fifth of our campaign.

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Speaker 3: What's a campaign?

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Speaker 1: We have to we have to come back again to

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Speaker 1: who are you in it? I'm I'm the noble human fighter.

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Speaker 1: My name was colder Saint Clair. My powers were my strength,

532
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Speaker 1: but I had low intelligence and okay, strong boy, so

533
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Speaker 1: we would find goblins wolves killed Lag, the head of

534
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Speaker 1: the goblin leader.

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Speaker 3: Oh wow, you had a pretty good weekend. You killed Clack.

536
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Speaker 3: I mean, I got a new hoover, but you've killed Clack.

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Speaker 3: Update the news half seven much Oh like has died?

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Speaker 1: I told you the character that I told you about

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Speaker 1: on Friday.

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Speaker 3: Grundlock come Grundin what was his name? And I didn't

541
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Speaker 3: play for five hours.

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Speaker 1: Gunderin rock seed Seeker and he got kidnapped, so he

543
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Speaker 1: actually had to crag more hide out.

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Speaker 3: Roll twenty sided. Dice again, be honest with me, what

545
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Speaker 3: was it like?

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Speaker 1: It's honestly, it's it's fun to hang out with your friends.

547
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Speaker 3: But yeah, it's funny with your friends. Why get twenty started?

548
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Speaker 3: Dice involved and Grundlock fart pants wherever it is?

549
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Speaker 1: It goes for way too long? He honestly went for

550
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Speaker 1: way too long. You're seated at the table for five

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Speaker 1: and a half hours, and by the time you killed Clagg,

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Speaker 1: you're on the one fifth of the way through the story.

553
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Speaker 3: And why does it take so long?

554
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Speaker 1: Because I'll tell you, I'll tell you why because there's

555
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Speaker 1: no you're not having goes. It's not like monopoly. Where's

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Speaker 1: your go Patses, go my gouy?

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Speaker 3: So what you're doing?

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Speaker 1: You just at any time you can ask any question, like,

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Speaker 1: dungeon Master, may I inspect the wagon? Okay? If you

560
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Speaker 1: if you roll your twenty sided dice and score over

561
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Speaker 1: a ten?

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Speaker 3: Dungeon Master, can I get a life?

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Speaker 1: Dungeon Master? Can I loot the bodies of the goblins

564
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Speaker 1: we killed? Okay?

565
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Speaker 3: You lot the body? Get one? Who's dungeon master? Is that?

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Speaker 1: That's Nigel So? And because he's never played before, he

567
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Speaker 1: kept he's got like an almanac that he kept going

568
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Speaker 1: back to, and like can they check the wagon?

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Speaker 3: All right?

570
00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:42,399
Speaker 1: In the wagon you find.

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Speaker 3: Well, there's pieces of nitmus test question, right, will there

572
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Speaker 3: be a chapter two?

573
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Speaker 1: They want to do a chapter two?

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Speaker 3: That's not the answer. I am busy busy.

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Speaker 5: That night, Christian o'conno, Hey, Patsy, yes, count your blessings.

576
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Speaker 3: You're not in the studio with us, because I'm very

577
00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:08,359
Speaker 3: vulnerable here right in the studio is just me and

578
00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:11,399
Speaker 3: him at the one right, and no producers allowed him

579
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Speaker 3: what you know, social distance, and he just came round

580
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Speaker 3: to my side of the desk where all the bars are,

581
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:18,320
Speaker 3: and he went, hey, here there's a little video from

582
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Speaker 3: that night where they're playing dungeons and dragons you've never seen.

583
00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:28,119
Speaker 3: There's all these kind of worksheets and admin and this Nigel,

584
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Speaker 3: the so called dungeon masters, Well, just do it Nike

585
00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:36,200
Speaker 3: to as all dungeon masters are. They are all sponsored

586
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:39,320
Speaker 3: by Nike, aren't they. Dungeon masters? Just do it, Just

587
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Speaker 3: roll it all right, Patsy, what's the song that sums

588
00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:44,119
Speaker 3: up your weekend? You know what?

589
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Speaker 4: I made a magical discovery yesterday. Our eight year old

590
00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:51,080
Speaker 4: spilt her drink on our couch, on our leather couch.

591
00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:54,280
Speaker 4: That's why we've got leather. When you've got kids, you've

592
00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:56,200
Speaker 4: got to have leather, right, It's just like spray and

593
00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:56,800
Speaker 4: wipe clean.

594
00:27:57,440 --> 00:28:00,960
Speaker 3: Not February. I didn't know you guys are leather couch people. Yes,

595
00:28:01,359 --> 00:28:04,240
Speaker 3: love a leather couch doesn't surprise me. Yeah nice. What

596
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:06,520
Speaker 3: do you mean by that comfort? I've always dreamed of

597
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:08,159
Speaker 3: having a leather couch, so it would never let me.

598
00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:10,360
Speaker 3: But I think that is Is it one where you've

599
00:28:10,359 --> 00:28:13,880
Speaker 3: got all the arm rest and resting them and cup holders, yeah,

600
00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:17,159
Speaker 3: and the recliners yep. So what was your magical discovery

601
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Speaker 3: of the weekend.

602
00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:21,119
Speaker 4: Well, I didn't realize it had this magical pocket in

603
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Speaker 4: the middle of the sofa that actually folds out into

604
00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:30,399
Speaker 4: a little tray with two cup holders. Had absolutely no

605
00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:34,080
Speaker 4: idea that it was there. Can't remember when we bought

606
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Speaker 4: it that that was a feature of the couch. And

607
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:40,320
Speaker 4: it's just it's amazing. You can put your computer up

608
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Speaker 4: on it, have a kuppa on there, and it's nice

609
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:45,600
Speaker 4: and stable. It's like a built in stable table.

610
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Speaker 3: Right when you ask me to get this clip ready,

611
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:53,840
Speaker 3: I thought there had been some magic and the Patsy House,

612
00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:55,680
Speaker 3: I was like, I can't wait to find out what

613
00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:58,840
Speaker 3: it is. A magical discovery. We were soul chack and

614
00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:02,440
Speaker 3: like magical being Jack and the bean Stalk, Right, A

615
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:06,760
Speaker 3: magical finding that there's a tray in your so far

616
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Speaker 3: a couch is not a magical discovery of Narnis it is.

617
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Speaker 4: It's a life changer.

618
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Speaker 3: You can see coupas in there and remote needs to

619
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Speaker 3: come back. Honestly, I've seen what happens to your Australians

620
00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:21,200
Speaker 3: when there's no footya. You're thinking it's magical that the

621
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Speaker 3: couch has got an armrest. Jack's playing Dungeons and Dragons

622
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Speaker 3: on Saturday afternoon at two o'clock. This is what happens

623
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Speaker 3: is coming back Dune the eleventh, Thankfully everybody.

624
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Speaker 2: Christian iconn Christian o'connald's show podcast.

625
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Speaker 3: Saturday was our twenty second wedding anniversary, so I crept

626
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Speaker 3: out of bed really early at half six to get

627
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Speaker 3: everything ready. I wanted my wife to wake up and

628
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:47,400
Speaker 3: just everything be taken care of. Okay, so we're ent,

629
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Speaker 3: sure the dogs are walked and all their poops and

630
00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:51,200
Speaker 3: pea was cleaned up in the puppies. I didn't want

631
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:54,640
Speaker 3: to stress to meet here in the morning, and I

632
00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:57,120
Speaker 3: had a nice breakfast waiting. I said, when you start

633
00:29:57,160 --> 00:29:59,480
Speaker 3: to stir, text me. I'll get all the breakfast ready,

634
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:02,120
Speaker 3: so that work out. It's all there, Patsy, get this.

635
00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:04,680
Speaker 3: I also had twenty two roses, one for each.

636
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Speaker 4: Year, all wait, time are you Romeo you?

637
00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:09,080
Speaker 3: And then when she came to the kitchen, I had

638
00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:13,680
Speaker 3: this plane. This was our first dance twenty two years

639
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:15,880
Speaker 3: ago from Romeo and Juliet, which is a big movie

640
00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:18,840
Speaker 3: we love that came out in nineteen as well. However,

641
00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:21,560
Speaker 3: you know, sometimes you can have all the best plans

642
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:24,160
Speaker 3: and then you don't know what woman is ever waking

643
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Speaker 3: up Sometimes I've got all this I'm playing. This almost

644
00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:30,880
Speaker 3: drops to her hands and knees crying. I'm like, hey,

645
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:35,360
Speaker 3: I know so many lovely memories. Oh god, she's really crying.

646
00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:37,560
Speaker 3: I go, what is it? This made me think about

647
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Speaker 3: my mom and that my dad, and how I don't

648
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Speaker 3: know when we're going to see them now. Today's a

649
00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:45,280
Speaker 3: going to this morning now. So anyway, she's so upset,

650
00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:47,880
Speaker 3: you know, and actually, to be honest, both of us

651
00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:49,840
Speaker 3: at the moment, it's a conversation we're not happening because

652
00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:52,480
Speaker 3: we don't know when Internet, Yeah, and we are. I'm

653
00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:54,920
Speaker 3: not moaning about here in Australia. We absolutely love our

654
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,240
Speaker 3: life here. This is home and I hope, I hope

655
00:30:57,240 --> 00:30:58,680
Speaker 3: this is for the rest of our lives. We love

656
00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:01,160
Speaker 3: it here. But you know, Robert Missimma Dale, because we

657
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:02,880
Speaker 3: know that you can't just hop on a plane. We

658
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:04,920
Speaker 3: were going to be going back for Christmas. Actually, when

659
00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:06,800
Speaker 3: you look at the wedding photos, you're seeing all your

660
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:08,160
Speaker 3: family and mates. So I don't know when we're going

661
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:11,200
Speaker 3: to get to see them. So anyway, obviously, when a

662
00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:13,720
Speaker 3: lady really cries, I mean she's going for ten or

663
00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:16,480
Speaker 3: fifteen minutes and she's feeling what she's feeling. The kids

664
00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:19,440
Speaker 3: come down right and as roses, everyone like, oh it's low.

665
00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:22,040
Speaker 3: They see him and they go, what have you done

666
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:27,080
Speaker 3: to mom? And then Lois, my thirteen year older, I

667
00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:29,000
Speaker 3: think it's got some of my human just goes. She

668
00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:34,600
Speaker 3: must have really hated that day. And even I started

669
00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:36,560
Speaker 3: to think, is she crying about her mom or is

670
00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:37,440
Speaker 3: it actually.

671
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:39,520
Speaker 1: That decision that she made twenty two years ago?

672
00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:43,080
Speaker 3: Just thought that he could change. I just thought he

673
00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:48,520
Speaker 3: could change. So anyway, so, like we were talking about

674
00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:51,560
Speaker 3: last week on the show, in the evening, then we

675
00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:55,840
Speaker 3: drove the car to our favorite restaurant and arranged to

676
00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:58,000
Speaker 3: pick up our dinner there, and then we were going

677
00:31:58,080 --> 00:31:59,440
Speaker 3: to sit in the car and eatail. Did you have

678
00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:03,840
Speaker 3: a stable two stable tables? Yep, yep? And I drove

679
00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:06,240
Speaker 3: and so she could have a glass of champagne and

680
00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:11,920
Speaker 3: we had napkins. Everything already. Okay, however, even putting on

681
00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:14,120
Speaker 3: Nice's clothes. When was the last time many of us

682
00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:17,560
Speaker 3: did there? Of course, Yeah, it's so weird getting ready

683
00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:20,120
Speaker 3: Saturday night like oud a shave and I was like,

684
00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:22,880
Speaker 3: now my shirt's rind or goh, you got to put

685
00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:25,600
Speaker 3: these clothes on again now and it's like fancy dress again,

686
00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:27,720
Speaker 3: and god, this is so strange. You went out. And

687
00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:30,720
Speaker 3: also the restaurants said, hey, listen, we're very busy with this,

688
00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:32,320
Speaker 3: but we're going to have all of you because it's

689
00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:34,440
Speaker 3: a special dinner. We're gonna have everything ready bang on

690
00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:37,160
Speaker 3: six o'clock. Okay. So I'm like, yeah, I can be

691
00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:38,600
Speaker 3: there for six o'clock. So I said to my wife,

692
00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:41,000
Speaker 3: all Saturday, we have to be there for six otherwise

693
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,640
Speaker 3: the foods and me cold and the whole reason we're

694
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:47,320
Speaker 3: driving there, this all doesn't go cold. Why then, why

695
00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:49,520
Speaker 3: then would she weve got to be there for six

696
00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:51,880
Speaker 3: It's a twenty two minute journey to get there. Ye?

697
00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:55,400
Speaker 3: Why why? At five point thirty, she's calling her niece

698
00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:58,920
Speaker 3: for ketchup on FaceTime. Ah, she's in her bra and underpants,

699
00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:02,040
Speaker 3: and I'm like, we haven't been out in two months. Please,

700
00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:05,040
Speaker 3: let's not be late for our first and she's like,

701
00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:07,880
Speaker 3: I can't believe, Chris, it's our it's our wedding anniversary,

702
00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:10,520
Speaker 3: and you're stressing me out. I'd rather just got pizza

703
00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:13,280
Speaker 3: take away now, so I go, No, that's okay, we'll wait.

704
00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:17,520
Speaker 3: We were twenty minutes late. The food too, it's cold,

705
00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:19,920
Speaker 3: so guess what right? Oh, by the way, she knocks

706
00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:22,840
Speaker 3: over her entire glass champagne all over my trouser legs,

707
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:26,080
Speaker 3: so I can't moan ago so wonderful and funny. This

708
00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:28,000
Speaker 3: is like Tom Hanks and megrind. They do this and

709
00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:31,440
Speaker 3: laugh about it, and then the chair and don't why

710
00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:33,360
Speaker 3: about how much that costs? For about twenty bucks? Is

711
00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:36,000
Speaker 3: that champagne on my leg? Right now? The food's cold

712
00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:37,760
Speaker 3: and we look at each other. Up. We've been outside

713
00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:39,400
Speaker 3: them no more than seven minutes ago, So we'll just

714
00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:43,640
Speaker 3: go home right now. We're back with it a half

715
00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:45,520
Speaker 3: an hour. The kids go everything all right? We go, yeah,

716
00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:47,720
Speaker 3: I warmed up the food. We've got our trackie pants on.

717
00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:51,160
Speaker 3: This watched a movie from nineteen ninety eight. I'd made

718
00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:53,160
Speaker 3: a playlist as well. No, I'm obsessed with playlists. I

719
00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:56,480
Speaker 3: made a playlist for The Car Trip of songs from

720
00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:59,720
Speaker 3: nineteen ninety eight. Well, there was there was some great

721
00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:02,440
Speaker 3: stuff around in nineteen ninety eight, and some absolute strange

722
00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:05,040
Speaker 3: stuff as well. Coming up next time. I've got five

723
00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:08,120
Speaker 3: songs from the nineties, right, because even I'd forgotten about

724
00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:10,000
Speaker 3: even though we played quite a few of these songs

725
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:10,719
Speaker 3: on this station.

726
00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:15,400
Speaker 2: Oh this is my right, Christian o'connells Show podcast.

727
00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:19,239
Speaker 3: Let's go back to nineteen ninety eight. So la year

728
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:21,520
Speaker 3: I got married and I made a little playlists nineteen

729
00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:24,640
Speaker 3: ninety eight, playlists for our little car trip on Saturday

730
00:34:24,719 --> 00:34:26,600
Speaker 3: night for me and my wife. As I'm listening to

731
00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:29,840
Speaker 3: all these various hits of nineteen ninety eight, there were

732
00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:32,200
Speaker 3: so much great music around in the nineties, and I'm

733
00:34:32,239 --> 00:34:33,759
Speaker 3: thinking maybe we could turn this into a game this

734
00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:35,759
Speaker 3: morning with Jack and Pats and then our throat open

735
00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:37,560
Speaker 3: to the lines as well. First of all, let's go

736
00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:40,120
Speaker 3: back to nineteen ninety eight. Jack, who was in the

737
00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:42,759
Speaker 3: AFL Grand Final in nineteen ninety eight.

738
00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:47,320
Speaker 1: Oh, that would have been Adelaide beating Saint Kilda.

739
00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:51,400
Speaker 3: Adelaide a point for the Crows were taken on the Kangaroos.

740
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:53,200
Speaker 3: It was the Russe, right, yeah, all right, let's go

741
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:55,839
Speaker 3: back to ninety eight. These are very short clips one

742
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:59,080
Speaker 3: second of five of these big hits on the nineteen

743
00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:00,040
Speaker 3: ninety eight.

744
00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:02,880
Speaker 1: Oh, that's an easy one Aerosmith.

745
00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:05,279
Speaker 3: There we go. That's a gimme one to Jack. What

746
00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:12,239
Speaker 3: about this one? A play that a lot? YEP, that's

747
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:13,719
Speaker 3: Ricky Martin. What about this?

748
00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:18,040
Speaker 1: I want you to know who I am?

749
00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:27,520
Speaker 3: Yea again? Yeah you do? Listen to gold during the

750
00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:32,560
Speaker 3: show two from three from Jackie Boy. All right, what

751
00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:33,040
Speaker 3: about this?

752
00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:37,200
Speaker 1: I'll need that again.

753
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:37,720
Speaker 3: I think.

754
00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:48,000
Speaker 1: Red hot chili peppers. Patsy, you got any idea? I

755
00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:48,839
Speaker 1: clease on that one.

756
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:50,879
Speaker 3: It's pretty clear Patsy does not listen to this radio

757
00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:54,520
Speaker 3: station hit some nova over.

758
00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:55,440
Speaker 1: Thank you very much.

759
00:35:58,360 --> 00:36:01,520
Speaker 3: Australian band war the best Australian words and not just that,

760
00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:05,440
Speaker 3: a world class band. Big weekend for them, Padin. Yes,

761
00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:09,719
Speaker 3: great show that. It's on a YouTube. You can watch

762
00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:20,040
Speaker 3: it again. Absolutely brilliant. Such a great song. That's all right.

763
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:21,600
Speaker 3: I'm going to play a clip now from a big

764
00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:24,480
Speaker 3: hit from ninety eight. It's an awesome song this Jack

765
00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:26,600
Speaker 3: and Pat sit this one out. I'll throw open to

766
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:30,000
Speaker 3: our friends listening right now. What song from nineteen ninety eight,

767
00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:36,360
Speaker 3: huge hit all over the world, big hit here in Australia. Morman, Morman,

768
00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:40,160
Speaker 3: I know, ye what do you reckon?

769
00:36:40,239 --> 00:36:44,000
Speaker 2: It is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

770
00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:46,799
Speaker 3: All right, then, so we're going back to nineteen ninety eight.

771
00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:50,719
Speaker 3: Made a mixed tea mixtape on Saturday, little playlist from

772
00:36:50,719 --> 00:36:52,839
Speaker 3: my wife and I when we went out Saturday night

773
00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:55,520
Speaker 3: for our wedding anniversary twenty two years. So I found

774
00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:57,719
Speaker 3: a load of songs from ninety eight and I was

775
00:36:57,760 --> 00:37:01,160
Speaker 3: just playing one second little clips from all the songs

776
00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:03,080
Speaker 3: to Jack and Pats. It takes you back to that

777
00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:10,239
Speaker 3: year as well, which is this was huge aboutely massive Armageddon.

778
00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:16,040
Speaker 3: In nineteen ninety eight, the movie Titanic was out. Titanic

779
00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:20,480
Speaker 3: became the first movie ever to gross one billion dollars. Wow, well,

780
00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:22,719
Speaker 3: even now I think about twenty two years ago, how

781
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:27,239
Speaker 3: huge that was. Then we had this one which they

782
00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:31,719
Speaker 3: got straight away. We got two years old for this.

783
00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:41,680
Speaker 3: Then we had Google Dolls Iris, and then this brilliant

784
00:37:41,719 --> 00:37:50,520
Speaker 3: song powder Finger Your powder Finger found it probably saw

785
00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:53,080
Speaker 3: the news about this big thing they did on Saturday night.

786
00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:56,000
Speaker 3: They played together for an hour. It's on their YouTube channel.

787
00:37:56,480 --> 00:38:00,840
Speaker 3: Really well done. They sounded brilliant, really really great. And

788
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:04,600
Speaker 3: then I'll just played this Morman, huge hit from nineteen

789
00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:07,400
Speaker 3: ninety eight, great song as well. Norman, what do you

790
00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:10,040
Speaker 3: reckon it is? Let's go to lines John. Good morning,

791
00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:13,000
Speaker 3: Good morning, Matt John. What do you reckon?

792
00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:15,880
Speaker 1: This is Morman Offspring.

793
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:17,360
Speaker 3: Pretty Fly get in.

794
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:30,719
Speaker 5: By then I'll a girl say I'm pretty fly guy.

795
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:32,319
Speaker 1: I love my song.

796
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:35,719
Speaker 3: My wife and I were blasting this out, singing to

797
00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:38,160
Speaker 3: it on Saturday night. It's a great song. John. I'm

798
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:41,000
Speaker 3: gonna give you. I'll give you a one hundred dollars

799
00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:43,439
Speaker 3: for ribs and burgers. Found great.

800
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Speaker 2: The Christian o'connells Show podcast, Time for It's.

801
00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:51,480
Speaker 7: Just another miss Heard Monday.

802
00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:55,560
Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell's miss Heard Lyrics. All right, Monday morning, miss

803
00:38:55,640 --> 00:38:56,200
Speaker 3: Heard Lyrics.

804
00:38:56,239 --> 00:38:56,640
Speaker 2: It is back.

805
00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:58,880
Speaker 3: Thank you very much all the emails you've been sending

806
00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:01,080
Speaker 3: it over the weekend the last seven days. As always,

807
00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:03,759
Speaker 3: we do this in two parts. First, we're the top

808
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:06,719
Speaker 3: five from listener Big John. As always, as we were

809
00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:10,480
Speaker 3: listening to the various song clips working out do we agree?

810
00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:13,240
Speaker 3: Can we hear the misheard limit that people aren't suggesting?

811
00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:18,840
Speaker 3: If we agree, you hear this? If not for the

812
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:23,360
Speaker 3: amazing ones tins Hall of Fame, recent Hall of Famers,

813
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:30,719
Speaker 3: freak couch, I remember what I try to remember which

814
00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:33,480
Speaker 3: one this was but you need you need.

815
00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:39,560
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the lasagna, sonya, of course.

816
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:42,680
Speaker 3: But you needed.

817
00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:45,839
Speaker 2: Tins Hall.

818
00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:48,520
Speaker 3: All right, I just got a big John up. First,

819
00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:52,200
Speaker 3: we've got paula new teeny good little Scottish singer and

820
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:55,600
Speaker 3: new shoes some a couple of years ago. Slowly strolling

821
00:39:55,719 --> 00:40:01,080
Speaker 3: in the sweet sunshine? In the sweet sunshine? Or is

822
00:40:01,120 --> 00:40:04,000
Speaker 3: it slowly strolling in the streets of China?

823
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:10,320
Speaker 1: The China is there streets?

824
00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:14,239
Speaker 3: Let's have another listen. Is it slowly strolling in the

825
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:22,359
Speaker 3: streets of China? Now? I just hear China. So it's

826
00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:25,319
Speaker 3: good of beetles, the beetles. Penny Lane, a pretty nurse

827
00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:33,239
Speaker 3: is selling poppies from a tray? Or is it her

828
00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:35,839
Speaker 3: prettiness is selling puppies from a tray.

829
00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:44,000
Speaker 1: That's a funny way to say puppies selling.

830
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:51,640
Speaker 3: Puppies from a tray. We now go from the beetles

831
00:40:51,680 --> 00:40:54,560
Speaker 3: to out and John, tiny dancer lay me down in

832
00:40:54,640 --> 00:41:03,200
Speaker 3: sheets of linen? Or is it lamey darling, she's so blended.

833
00:41:05,120 --> 00:41:05,600
Speaker 1: See.

834
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:14,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, you see, yeah, I hear all that, lamy darling,

835
00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:20,680
Speaker 3: she's so blended. Lou reed lady day on gold, dear gold.

836
00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:23,399
Speaker 3: What she had to go in and sing. It had

837
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:24,160
Speaker 3: to be that way.

838
00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:32,120
Speaker 7: She had to go and say, need to be there, Weed.

839
00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:34,800
Speaker 3: I like lou Reid. You can only listen to a

840
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:36,520
Speaker 3: little bit of him too much. Lou Ree can put

841
00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:39,520
Speaker 3: you in a bad focus. Well, it's a homeopathy does

842
00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:41,359
Speaker 3: between me and lou Reid. This is great song, though,

843
00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:43,920
Speaker 3: Lady Day, So is it that? Or is it? She

844
00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:46,200
Speaker 3: had to go insane? It had to be that way.

845
00:41:47,040 --> 00:41:53,960
Speaker 7: She had to go insane, had to be there, Weed.

846
00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:55,799
Speaker 3: It's one hundred percent. She had to go and turn

847
00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:57,399
Speaker 3: out to be the way, which feels like a more

848
00:41:57,440 --> 00:41:59,600
Speaker 3: lou red line than the one it's supposed to be.

849
00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:01,960
Speaker 3: She had to go and sing. It had to be

850
00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:07,840
Speaker 3: that way. Billy Joel, don't ask me why every drunk

851
00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:13,279
Speaker 3: must have his drink, trap must have his drink, or

852
00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:19,439
Speaker 3: is it every truck must have its drink tracks? Yes,

853
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:25,120
Speaker 3: that's more like it, Big John truck must have this. Yeah,

854
00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:27,000
Speaker 3: that's a great one, a good one.

855
00:42:27,080 --> 00:42:28,399
Speaker 1: The thing why you're filling up the truck.

856
00:42:28,520 --> 00:42:30,160
Speaker 3: Yes, every truck must have its drink.

857
00:42:30,520 --> 00:42:33,080
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.

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Speaker 3: Good morning, and welcome back to the show. If you're

859
00:42:34,719 --> 00:42:37,200
Speaker 3: currently on the school run right now, whether you're back

860
00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:39,360
Speaker 3: in the car, or you're walking to school today and

861
00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:41,920
Speaker 3: you're heading back. My fifteen year old daughter is doing

862
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Speaker 3: that right now. My wife said, she's a never seen

863
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Speaker 3: it's so excited to actually go to school in our

864
00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:50,800
Speaker 3: whole school life, actually just to get out of the

865
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Speaker 3: house after two long months in lockdown. So welcome back

866
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Speaker 3: with that year. When you listen to the show again,

867
00:42:55,560 --> 00:42:57,440
Speaker 3: we've missed you. I hope you're well all right this

868
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Speaker 3: time for Monday's mishard lyrics, it's just another miss heardman day,

869
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Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell's miss heard lyrics every mind, and then we

870
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Speaker 3: go through all the miss heard lewis you've sent in.

871
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Speaker 3: You can email me yours, Christian at christiano'connell dot com

872
00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:15,600
Speaker 3: dot au. We have a listen. If we agree with

873
00:43:15,719 --> 00:43:20,640
Speaker 3: the miss here, you're hear this. If not, and the

874
00:43:20,719 --> 00:43:22,200
Speaker 3: thing you're trying to get. If you get this now,

875
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Speaker 3: I need you get into the Hall of Fame. You

876
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Speaker 3: also get one of our highly limited edition Hall of

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Speaker 3: Fame mugs. Last Hall of Fame, let's go to David

878
00:43:31,719 --> 00:43:35,839
Speaker 3: sent us this one. Robert Palmer, simply irresistible. That kind

879
00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:41,600
Speaker 3: of love is mythical. That kind of love is mythical?

880
00:43:41,800 --> 00:43:45,240
Speaker 3: Or is it? According to David that cantelope is mythical?

881
00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:51,640
Speaker 3: One hundred percent there. That's an awesome one, David, that

882
00:43:51,880 --> 00:44:00,160
Speaker 3: cantelope is mythical, Clear as day that one. Adrian has

883
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Speaker 3: got this Middle of the Road by the Pretenders, Christy

884
00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:05,359
Speaker 3: Hinder pretender's I'm standing in the middle of my life

885
00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:12,480
Speaker 3: with my pains behind me, with my or is it

886
00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:14,320
Speaker 3: I'm standing in the middle of my life with my

887
00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:16,920
Speaker 3: pants behind me. We've all had days like that.

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Speaker 1: Stand.

889
00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:24,879
Speaker 3: That's a great one. That's great age and very good.

890
00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:27,400
Speaker 3: I'm standing in the middle of life with my pants

891
00:44:27,520 --> 00:44:38,160
Speaker 3: behind me. Stand with my Christy. This is whatever you

892
00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:44,640
Speaker 3: like to take you back to working for the Hits Network,

893
00:44:44,719 --> 00:44:52,160
Speaker 3: Jackie Boye, I bet I want your body, needs your body.

894
00:44:52,239 --> 00:44:54,960
Speaker 3: I mean it's like Lynda McCartney. Isn't it's beautiful? Or

895
00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:59,279
Speaker 3: is it? I want Joe Biden need Joe Biden. I

896
00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:02,160
Speaker 3: reckon he might use this for his campaign. It does

897
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Speaker 3: sound like I have a listen.

898
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Speaker 1: He should definitely walk out that every time he done

899
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Speaker 1: something on the campaign trial.

900
00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:18,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, Hall of Fame, Christy, that is really really smart.

901
00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:20,919
Speaker 3: I think that's an amazing one. I want your body

902
00:45:21,040 --> 00:45:23,120
Speaker 3: needs your body or is it I want Joe Biden,

903
00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:30,200
Speaker 3: need Joe Biden. He has got to make that his

904
00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:33,719
Speaker 3: official walkout song. Now, Kirsty mug on the way, then

905
00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:35,440
Speaker 3: a Hall of Famer for you, my friend. That's brilliant.

906
00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:38,719
Speaker 3: Tim has got this on Belinda Carlisle's submarine dancing in

907
00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:48,839
Speaker 3: the submarine or is it dancing in a submarine? Yeah,

908
00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:55,640
Speaker 3: that's dancing dance with you in a submarine summarine. Yeah,

909
00:45:58,320 --> 00:46:02,359
Speaker 3: this is lease Soon Christian, we had long Summer's water

910
00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:05,799
Speaker 3: skin and ruining the words two beautiful people by Australian

911
00:46:05,880 --> 00:46:12,759
Speaker 3: cruel lyric beautiful people, beautiful people? Or is it you

912
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Speaker 3: tickle me balls? I know, excuse me, welcome back all

913
00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:23,799
Speaker 3: the kids. Sorry, going to tune and go. What has

914
00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:25,360
Speaker 3: happened to this show in lockdown?

915
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Speaker 1: I don't think it's there.

916
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Speaker 3: It is, yeah, you know. And also the phrase ticking

917
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Speaker 3: my balls, it's it's tennis. They do it in tennis.

918
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Speaker 3: They tickle the when they get fluffy to cool the

919
00:46:40,520 --> 00:46:43,080
Speaker 3: balls down, so that that's what it's referring to.

920
00:46:46,719 --> 00:46:47,480
Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: You guys can have it, Patsy. Can you hear tickle

922
00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:51,040
Speaker 3: my balls?

923
00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:51,719
Speaker 1: I can hear it.

924
00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:59,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's in there all right. Then send us your

925
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:01,880
Speaker 3: so next week if you've got misheard lyrics. I mean

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Speaker 3: Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot AU. Thank you

927
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Speaker 3: very much everyone, Christian, Hello, Christian O'Connell Show podcast. Before

928
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Speaker 3: we get into this next bit, I just want to say,

929
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Speaker 3: hands up. You know, this show not very good at maths,

930
00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:19,719
Speaker 3: not very good at sums. But that's okay because we

931
00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:22,680
Speaker 3: just play songs and talking between them. We're not in

932
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Speaker 3: charge of the country, but people are in charge of

933
00:47:26,320 --> 00:47:29,359
Speaker 3: the country have done a miscalculation. A miscalculations happened all

934
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Speaker 3: the time. But what is it?

935
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Speaker 4: Sixty billion, sixty billion, sixty billion dollars?

936
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Speaker 6: Oh?

937
00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:37,480
Speaker 3: You a little bit concerned that the people in charge

938
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Speaker 3: of the money and Charles country can miscalculate something to

939
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Speaker 3: the tune of sixty billion and it's still just be

940
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Speaker 3: deemed a miscalculation. It's amazing, isn't it. What a story.

941
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Speaker 3: So it's all about the job keeper debt, that's right.

942
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Speaker 4: Pats, Yeah, the job keeper scheme. Apparently, incorrect application forms

943
00:47:56,120 --> 00:48:00,839
Speaker 4: are what happened. According to Treasury and the text, they

944
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Speaker 4: falsely estimated that six and a half million workers would

945
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Speaker 4: be covered by the subsidy, but it's really more like

946
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Speaker 4: three point five million workers, so we're not talking sixty

947
00:48:11,560 --> 00:48:14,760
Speaker 4: million bucks, we're talking sixty billion dollars.

948
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Speaker 3: Incredible. They've blamed over one thousand separate businesses for making

949
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Speaker 3: significant errors in their applications. The most common state was

950
00:48:22,080 --> 00:48:25,439
Speaker 3: when asked the question, there's that millionaire, well, billionaire hot seat,

951
00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:27,680
Speaker 3: it's a new arrival. We going to start a new

952
00:48:27,719 --> 00:48:30,200
Speaker 3: one hosting my new one called billionaire hot seat. When

953
00:48:30,239 --> 00:48:33,400
Speaker 3: asked the question how many employees were received Jobkeeper, the

954
00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:37,000
Speaker 3: business replied fifteen hundred, thinking that the question was about

955
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Speaker 3: how much will each employee receive? They obviously we said

956
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Speaker 3: I think it was fifteen hundred employees, and that's why

957
00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:46,880
Speaker 3: they've overestimated it. I love that Scott Morrison's got in

958
00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:50,160
Speaker 3: front of this and said this, if you're building a house.

959
00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:51,680
Speaker 3: I love it when they'll have a meeting about this

960
00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:55,040
Speaker 3: and they go to break it down to the common man.

961
00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:58,320
Speaker 3: He they understand this. If you're building a house and

962
00:48:58,360 --> 00:49:00,840
Speaker 3: the contractor comes to you and says it's going to

963
00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:03,480
Speaker 3: cost you three hundred and fifty thousand dollars, they come

964
00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:06,160
Speaker 3: back to you seven months later, A goo, things have changed.

965
00:49:06,320 --> 00:49:08,759
Speaker 3: Actually it's only going to be quarter of a million dollars. Well,

966
00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:12,640
Speaker 3: that is news, you would welcome Scoma had this to say.

967
00:49:12,920 --> 00:49:18,360
Speaker 6: So, sure the estimate was overstated, and the process with

968
00:49:18,480 --> 00:49:19,920
Speaker 6: the Taxation Office to keep.

969
00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:22,600
Speaker 3: Us just forget then this is the Prime Minister O Kate,

970
00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:26,239
Speaker 3: imagine this is just a trade who's just misquoted. Then

971
00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:29,560
Speaker 3: it feels right he's talking about sixty billion.

972
00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:35,520
Speaker 6: So sure the estimate was overstated. In the process with

973
00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:38,640
Speaker 6: the Taxation Office to keep us updated on that had

974
00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:41,440
Speaker 6: a flaw in it. We acknowledged that. I acknowledge that,

975
00:49:41,600 --> 00:49:44,239
Speaker 6: and ultimately I have to take responsibilities for those things.

976
00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:46,640
Speaker 3: This is my favorite quote though, This is is this

977
00:49:46,719 --> 00:49:52,120
Speaker 3: the understatement of twenty twenty about a sixty billion dollar miscalculation?

978
00:49:52,760 --> 00:49:55,200
Speaker 6: The difference is a large difference.

979
00:49:58,920 --> 00:50:00,520
Speaker 3: That's ego, well said, mate.

980
00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:03,360
Speaker 7: The difference is a large difference.

981
00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:06,640
Speaker 3: And now obviously they're debating, the political party's warring them

982
00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:09,359
Speaker 3: about what to do with this sixty billion. Now, if

983
00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:12,680
Speaker 3: I understand it's corectly, there isn't really sixty billion. It's

984
00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:15,480
Speaker 3: a mythical amount. It's not like stacked up in the

985
00:50:15,520 --> 00:50:18,160
Speaker 3: back room so the marguing about money that doesn't exist.

986
00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:19,040
Speaker 3: But that's politics.

987
00:50:19,520 --> 00:50:22,960
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

988
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:27,040
Speaker 3: Today's that My time waste is pregnancy songs. And here's

989
00:50:27,080 --> 00:50:31,959
Speaker 3: why I reckon this TV show that's about to start

990
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:35,000
Speaker 3: in America will be here in Australia within twelve months,

991
00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:39,960
Speaker 3: Labor of Love. All I'm about to say is is

992
00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:41,800
Speaker 3: fact I'm not making any of this up. Labor of

993
00:50:41,880 --> 00:50:46,920
Speaker 3: Love just really thought TV couldn't eat more of itself

994
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:50,680
Speaker 3: as it disappears up its own backside. Fifteen men compete

995
00:50:50,719 --> 00:50:54,520
Speaker 3: for the chance to impregnate a forty one year old divorcee.

996
00:50:55,719 --> 00:51:01,520
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, Fifteen men compete for the chance. That's

997
00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:06,520
Speaker 3: the price to get a forty one year divorcee pregnant.

998
00:51:06,719 --> 00:51:10,640
Speaker 3: She'll assess the fathered equalities of fifty men from their

999
00:51:10,719 --> 00:51:14,920
Speaker 3: sperm counts that's nice, to their drinking habits, how are

1000
00:51:14,960 --> 00:51:18,759
Speaker 3: they related? Whilst going on elaborate date to test their

1001
00:51:18,840 --> 00:51:22,080
Speaker 3: parenting skills. The men will be put through test like

1002
00:51:22,360 --> 00:51:26,360
Speaker 3: labor simulator. I've never seen that one before, and also

1003
00:51:27,239 --> 00:51:30,200
Speaker 3: a fake bear being brought in on a date to

1004
00:51:30,239 --> 00:51:35,200
Speaker 3: see how they might react. Dear a fake bear, I'd

1005
00:51:35,239 --> 00:51:42,880
Speaker 3: probably screen bear. How I how we're assessing whether or

1006
00:51:42,960 --> 00:51:44,640
Speaker 3: someone's going to be a good dad is how did

1007
00:51:44,719 --> 00:51:46,799
Speaker 3: react if there was a bear anywhere in the midst

1008
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:50,120
Speaker 3: or even on a date. Anyway, that's what we're doing.

1009
00:51:50,200 --> 00:51:53,600
Speaker 3: Pregnancy songs today? How are yours? Jack?

1010
00:51:55,040 --> 00:51:55,160
Speaker 6: Uh?

1011
00:51:55,440 --> 00:51:55,879
Speaker 1: Pretty good?

1012
00:51:56,760 --> 00:51:57,080
Speaker 2: All right?

1013
00:51:57,200 --> 00:52:00,439
Speaker 3: I've got mama said, knocked her up? Oh no, ruined

1014
00:52:00,480 --> 00:52:03,760
Speaker 3: that the four start, can't stop the fetus.

1015
00:52:04,480 --> 00:52:04,760
Speaker 1: Gold.

1016
00:52:05,680 --> 00:52:09,720
Speaker 3: I want to hold your scan. Oh that's silver plus, boom,

1017
00:52:09,920 --> 00:52:16,040
Speaker 3: shake the womb, Gold, Tommy's too tight to mention bronze.

1018
00:52:16,400 --> 00:52:20,520
Speaker 3: The sisters will get it, Get down, vomit, get down, vomit,

1019
00:52:20,640 --> 00:52:24,400
Speaker 3: morning sickness. Silver, Thank you, Patsy knows that she's been there.

1020
00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:27,760
Speaker 3: Get down vomit, and my heartburn will go on instead

1021
00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:29,840
Speaker 3: of my heart will go My heartburn will go on.

1022
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:30,560
Speaker 1: Silver plus.

1023
00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:33,800
Speaker 3: All right, Jack, what have you got them? Pregnancy songs?

1024
00:52:34,120 --> 00:52:35,799
Speaker 3: Preggy soo ah nice?

1025
00:52:35,800 --> 00:52:40,160
Speaker 1: Silver, the ultrasound of silence, Oh, very good, God plus

1026
00:52:40,520 --> 00:52:46,160
Speaker 1: that's smart and smooth, umbilical, smooth, umbilical.

1027
00:52:46,360 --> 00:52:48,160
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, Silver plus.

1028
00:52:50,920 --> 00:52:52,279
Speaker 1: I was doing the alien an farm.

1029
00:52:52,600 --> 00:52:55,000
Speaker 3: Ah right, okay, good man, well done, Gold plus for

1030
00:52:55,080 --> 00:52:55,760
Speaker 3: showing discretion.

1031
00:52:55,880 --> 00:52:59,080
Speaker 2: Then Christian O'Connell show podcast.

1032
00:52:58,880 --> 00:53:02,520
Speaker 3: Pregnancy songs the back of this new American TV show

1033
00:53:02,600 --> 00:53:07,200
Speaker 3: called Labor of Love. Fifteen men competing for the chance

1034
00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:10,560
Speaker 3: to impregnate a forty one year old divorcee. This is

1035
00:53:10,640 --> 00:53:12,960
Speaker 3: like someone out Charlie Brooker's back mirror, isn't it. It's

1036
00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:17,439
Speaker 3: a black mirror episode, all right? So pregnancy songs stay

1037
00:53:17,480 --> 00:53:23,000
Speaker 3: on the time Waster somewhere Ovary the Rainbow, Gold, Oh Danny,

1038
00:53:23,360 --> 00:53:29,880
Speaker 3: I can't get no contraction Gold alex in mentone holding

1039
00:53:29,920 --> 00:53:34,160
Speaker 3: out for an embryo, Silver cluss, wought like a cesarean.

1040
00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:38,200
Speaker 3: That's a gold. That's very good. Bought like a cesarian.

1041
00:53:38,239 --> 00:53:41,600
Speaker 3: That's funny. Papa's got a brand new baby bronze. Thank

1042
00:53:41,640 --> 00:53:49,800
Speaker 3: you very much. Dan listening in Sydney enter sperm Man Gold,

1043
00:53:50,040 --> 00:53:53,760
Speaker 3: cut the chase, There isn't he dated in Sunbury Baby

1044
00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:56,440
Speaker 3: Kick me one more time? There we go, Silver Rick,

1045
00:53:56,520 --> 00:53:59,320
Speaker 3: well done. You saw the whole of the womb Silver

1046
00:54:00,719 --> 00:54:02,359
Speaker 3: very good. You didn't put your name on them. Please,

1047
00:54:02,360 --> 00:54:03,480
Speaker 3: if you're in to put your name on so we

1048
00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:06,719
Speaker 3: can give you the credit. Uh, what a wonderful womb

1049
00:54:07,680 --> 00:54:12,520
Speaker 3: Sivil plus Return plus Center Elvis, what's the song? Return

1050
00:54:12,560 --> 00:54:17,440
Speaker 3: to Cendra Return PLA Center, Uh Radio, Google, Googo get.

1051
00:54:20,600 --> 00:54:21,680
Speaker 1: That's the Gold plus.

1052
00:54:21,640 --> 00:54:24,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, andrew In Barrett, well done, My back is killing

1053
00:54:24,680 --> 00:54:29,520
Speaker 3: me softly, Silver plus, Papa, don't breach Silvil plus Rock

1054
00:54:29,560 --> 00:54:33,960
Speaker 3: around the Biological Clock, Silver plus, Who Let the Newborns out? Who? Who?

1055
00:54:34,440 --> 00:54:41,200
Speaker 3: Silver Bridge over Breaking Water? Silver Yeah, Luke and NUSA,

1056
00:54:43,200 --> 00:54:47,640
Speaker 3: that's Robbers. Sweet Child of Nine. I don't get it,

1057
00:54:47,760 --> 00:54:50,160
Speaker 3: Sweet chart of mine, Sweetchart of nine, You've got nine kids.

1058
00:54:50,160 --> 00:54:51,480
Speaker 3: It's pretty damn old.

1059
00:54:51,760 --> 00:54:53,279
Speaker 1: I didn't get the nine kids. I thought it might

1060
00:54:53,320 --> 00:54:55,279
Speaker 1: have the labor might have been nine hours.

1061
00:54:55,920 --> 00:54:58,160
Speaker 3: A Sweet Child of night. That's figured. That sounds like

1062
00:54:58,239 --> 00:55:00,439
Speaker 3: one of those MTV shows. Doesn't you get these days?

1063
00:55:00,480 --> 00:55:03,759
Speaker 3: You know? Sweet Child of nine? Michael and Noble Park,

1064
00:55:03,880 --> 00:55:04,600
Speaker 3: Well done.

1065
00:55:04,680 --> 00:55:07,240
Speaker 2: Christ You o'connells show podcast.

1066
00:55:07,040 --> 00:55:09,319
Speaker 3: On tomorrow's show. Then we didn't have time to get

1067
00:55:09,320 --> 00:55:11,359
Speaker 3: into it on today's to But tomorrow we'll talk about

1068
00:55:11,360 --> 00:55:13,320
Speaker 3: the death of Hitler's alligator.

1069
00:55:14,080 --> 00:55:15,040
Speaker 1: Here's what who knew?

1070
00:55:15,360 --> 00:55:19,040
Speaker 3: Who knew he had a pet alligator? What I mean?

1071
00:55:19,520 --> 00:55:22,520
Speaker 3: Who knew? You need to everything about Hitler's life, the dog.

1072
00:55:22,640 --> 00:55:25,759
Speaker 3: Everything had been exhausted, so many documentaries and books. Who

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Speaker 3: knew they were sitting on the fact he had a

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Speaker 3: pet alligator wait, it escaped from a zoo as well,

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Speaker 3: survived countless bombings during the Second World War, was one

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Speaker 3: of the obviously trying to world wipe out Hitler.

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Speaker 1: What you mean ha died this week?

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Speaker 3: Yes, of the weekend, mate, how Friday? What do they

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Speaker 3: live for ages? Don't they that?

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Speaker 4: It was eighty four?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Wow?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? And it escaped any the war trials as well.

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Speaker 3: The lots of other people involved with Hitler's regime did.

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Speaker 3: But the alligator escaped on the lamb. I don't know

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Speaker 3: if it was hiding or long, but anyway, that's on

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Speaker 3: tomorrow's show, along with five Tobic Tuesday. Title of today's

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Speaker 3: show is what have you done to mum? Have a

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Speaker 3: good day, Thanks for listening, Thank you and hello.

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