WEBVTT - MINI: Just One Thing

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<v Speaker 1>Quest.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Yesterday I went to Bunnings just to simply get coolant

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<v Speaker 1>nothing else. Came out with a set of three funnels

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<v Speaker 1>like a nest of occasional there was like a big

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<v Speaker 1>daddy funnel, then his two little kids, and also got

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<v Speaker 1>some detailing cloths as well, and another can of w

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<v Speaker 1>D forty. I think that's four cans. Has only T

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<v Speaker 1>forty apparently got the house enough. I'd love WD forty.

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<v Speaker 1>And a lot of people say, how come the fader

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<v Speaker 1>action on this show is so smooth? Is because every

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<v Speaker 1>day I Lubert up with WD forty, So this show

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<v Speaker 1>is so smooth. So today I want to talk about

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<v Speaker 1>I think everyone's done this where you do go to

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<v Speaker 1>Bunnings and you think, well I just need to get

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<v Speaker 1>this and this, and then you'll get that, and then

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<v Speaker 1>you'll be walking around some while and go nine nine

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<v Speaker 1>it's too good to be true. I love that before

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<v Speaker 1>they changed their minds or they think twice about this deal,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll have that. I don't need it. I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't need it now, but I'll take that because

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<v Speaker 1>it's is that right or is it? Nine? Hundred ninety

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<v Speaker 1>this place. How does this place keep going? Is it

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<v Speaker 1>a charity?

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<v Speaker 2>I got sucked into one of those same sticker prices.

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<v Speaker 2>We went in to get garden steaks for tomatoes, and

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<v Speaker 2>I walked past a halogen work light kit. There was

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<v Speaker 2>thirty five dollars. Now this is a tall.

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<v Speaker 1>Industrial professional setup.

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<v Speaker 2>Professional setup that you used to light a work site

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<v Speaker 2>at night. I thought, well, I can't just walk past this.

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<v Speaker 2>Imagine we have parties in the backyard at night. We

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<v Speaker 2>lighted up like it's daytime. It's got the Haloja work lights.

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<v Speaker 2>They heat up so fast. I don't know how industry

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<v Speaker 2>uses them. They're so warm you can't even stand near them.

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<v Speaker 2>And it feels like it must be sucking out hundreds

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<v Speaker 2>of dollars worth of power at the house every day.

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<v Speaker 1>I turn that on. See the amount of money that's

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<v Speaker 1>heating up as well, Jackie Boyd. I once went to

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<v Speaker 1>get just a hose and I brought a couple of torches. Again,

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<v Speaker 1>didn't need the torches, I don't. We don't live in

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<v Speaker 1>the DICKENSI era. But one of the torches it was

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<v Speaker 1>equivalent to, you know, like your light bulbs are like

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<v Speaker 1>fifty sixty seventy of those mysterious things that they suddenly

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<v Speaker 1>just stopped being wats in light bulbs and became lumins

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<v Speaker 1>without any consulting to us. Suddenly we now live in

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<v Speaker 1>lumin world. This torch is equivalent to the power of

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<v Speaker 1>four thousand lumins. Oh, it's the sun. It is so right.

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<v Speaker 1>You could land planes. If there were problems right landing

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<v Speaker 1>planes at Tullamarine, call me. I'll come out with my

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<v Speaker 1>four thousand powered lumined torch. I also brought two headlamp

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<v Speaker 1>torches as well, in case they get this. In case

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<v Speaker 1>the lights go out at night and I have one.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a convenient place around a low down so

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<v Speaker 1>that I know I can fumble and dance get my

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<v Speaker 1>little head lamp, and suddenly we've got light.

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<v Speaker 2>One on the head, one in the hand.

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<v Speaker 1>You got it, my friend, that's right. And then as

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<v Speaker 1>soon as I can get to that four thousand lumin one,

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<v Speaker 1>I can power the whole bayside will be illuminated by me.

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<v Speaker 1>So give us a call. This morning, you went in

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<v Speaker 1>to get one thing at Bunnings. What else, like the

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<v Speaker 1>finals did you come out with that you didn't really need? Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>that's not the number nine four one four. So I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just gonna say, oh, what a beautiful morning. It's sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>I just need a little bit more of that WD

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<v Speaker 1>forty to make myself smoother for the show.

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<v Speaker 3>Christian Connell's Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>You went to Bunnings to get a bucket. You got

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<v Speaker 1>the bucket, and then I was always ready going to Bunnings.

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<v Speaker 1>You see those cheap prices or some other stuff, you think,

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<v Speaker 1>God damn it, I don't think they'll be doing this

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<v Speaker 1>deal ever again. I'll get that as well. So you

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<v Speaker 1>went to Bunnings, But what else did you come out with? Elena?

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, good morning?

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<v Speaker 1>How are you? I'm good? Ah, good morning Elena. Or

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<v Speaker 1>you went to Bunnings and what else did you get?

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<v Speaker 3>My husband he went to bunning and he came home barbecue.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, it was just a big goubbled you lin there.

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<v Speaker 1>What did he go in to get some or some

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<v Speaker 1>light bulbs?

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<v Speaker 3>And he came home with a barbecue.

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<v Speaker 1>That's quite an upgrade from the bowl. It's an actual

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<v Speaker 1>big barbecue. That is what it's like. Though you always

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<v Speaker 1>see something else. Now. I remember buying some fireproof mits

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<v Speaker 1>that I've still got no idea when I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>use these fireproof mits. They go over your elbow. Use them?

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<v Speaker 1>They look you don't come handy one day, Elena, have

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<v Speaker 1>a lovely weekend. Thanks for calling man, Thank you so much. Cushler,

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<v Speaker 1>good morning.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, hello there, hello, yes, oh sorry, I went to

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<v Speaker 3>bun instaget a doormat.

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<v Speaker 1>And you got the doormout. What else did you get?

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<v Speaker 3>I came home with solar powered fairy light and an

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<v Speaker 3>outdoor table and she.

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<v Speaker 1>That is a lot more than the dormer, isn't there? Yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>me guess what was Was there a deal on the

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<v Speaker 1>outdoor table and chairs?

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<v Speaker 3>No, I was standing in my house for a sale

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<v Speaker 3>and it was an upgrade from the one I had,

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<v Speaker 3>so I just thought it would look nicer. But there

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<v Speaker 3>was a sale on all the fairy lights. So I

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<v Speaker 3>bought a whole pathway of outdoor fairy lights, plus one

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<v Speaker 3>one lot for the archway.

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<v Speaker 1>Lovely, oh lovely. How much value?

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<v Speaker 3>Probably about two hundred and thirty dollars the doormat. The

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<v Speaker 3>doormat was about thirty and the rest was two.

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<v Speaker 1>Hundred What that guy who checks the receipt jack on

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<v Speaker 1>the way out of the moment, she said, you think

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<v Speaker 1>I'm nicking this stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>I wondered how how much you reckon it added to

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<v Speaker 2>the value of the home when.

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<v Speaker 1>You sold it.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, the outdoor fairy lights nasty, but maybe the table

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<v Speaker 3>and cheers added a little bit more upside from what

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<v Speaker 3>I had.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely it was hey, shout out that archway.

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<v Speaker 4>Draw mat added of course, welcoming nice one.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, did they have anything on it or.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just got a scroll around the edge of beautiful.

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<v Speaker 1>If I was you and put it by that archway.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I'm leaving it for the new owners because I

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<v Speaker 3>haven't moved yet.

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<v Speaker 1>Pack forward. That's what I stay with the doormat.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm taking all my fairy lights, so I do.

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<v Speaker 1>And that archway. Just strip that down, put it in

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<v Speaker 1>the back of the youth because thank you very much

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<v Speaker 1>for you call. You have a good weekend.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you bye.

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<v Speaker 1>Will you and I need to have a chat about

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<v Speaker 1>this follow up question. Hey, your question about what's on

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<v Speaker 1>a door mat? The follow needs to follow Pam coome morning.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh hi, hi everybody. H I went to Bunnings to

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<v Speaker 4>buy some paint and I came out with Jack Emmer.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you going to do with a Jackammer?

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<v Speaker 4>I have not a clue. It's sitting in the garage

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<v Speaker 4>looking lovely.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course it is a beautiful, brand new jackammer.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, what a shame.

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<v Speaker 1>That's great, that's great. I didn't know you could actually

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<v Speaker 1>just walk into Bunnings and leave with a jackhammer. Yeah yes, Pam,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you very much a co, have a lovely weekend.

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<v Speaker 4>Take care bye.

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